Descriptions of Steve Bannon

a running thread to be polled later. To get us started:

a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket
a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise
a gin-soaked wad of toilet paper

forgot who said it, but I enjoyed one on Twitter observing how Bannon must hate the fact that he looks more like a kindly old lesbian than a cutthroat Nazi.

for reference

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fthecount.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsteve-bannon-couch.jpg&f=1

from twitter:

Slimer from Ghostbusters before he became a ghost

a poached egg that somehow grew hair

a brillo pad that hates

Michael Shannon after a super-size-me monthlong diet consisting entirely of cigarettes

a giant blancmange rolled in pubes

a septic shit-vessel with oozing pustules

haha bizarro

a peach three months past expiry

a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:

"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"

Baloo the Bear

a polar bear that let itself go

The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad

a hate crime with overactive sweat glands

a grapefruit stuffed with moss

A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample.

Steve Bannon at the Movies

Really should direct porn tho'.

not enough lips, too many chins

A homemade Jabba the Hutt figure.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-forebear-bag-beast-no-anus-study-162843979.html

'a bag-like beast with no anus'

The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek

Someone on my Facebook feed compared him to this guy, but I don't know who he is!

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387852_10208359109284476_993785383970036496_n.jpg?oh=6d8ddf1df987fc00f65c026f4897152f&oe=5909AD8B

'otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club'

the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea

A slug that's spent several years gestating inside the lower intestine of the cadaver of Philip Seymour Hoffman before hatching out inside a wedge of impacted excrement, then copulating with its mate in the slime path of a gastropod Eddie Izzard, proceeding to chew off its own penis and finally vomiting the remains into a dunghill of rotten cabbage.

(I researched the life-cycle of a slug for that one)

can i quote you on that one?

jowly october revolution LARPer

please do

A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence

Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets

A holiday to Thailand

Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.

Poop with a cigarette in it

stray turd

Satan's big toe

like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus

Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid

A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.

misplaced jerk-off sock

An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.

unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat

your future murderer

your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.

america's creepy uncle

human yeast infection

lobotomized hitchens

unctuous doomcrepe

delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist

A man haunted by memories: of pissing his pants and his dad's looking at him with disgust and shaking his head, and his mom's dragging him off to the bathroom and angrily cleaning him up and he's getting a twinge 'down there' and he can't help it but he is, and as she's towelling him down he's reliving that time in 3rd semester when the jocks at school flushed his head into the toilet and since then he can't help thinking of it as he's masturbating, and now he has hypnopompic dreams of screaming women rubbing cake batter into his hair and a snail's crawling up his leg and its talons are digging in and he's trying to scream but he can't and the toilet's filled with blood.

Like if James Murphy despised music.

Funny-sad WC Fields.

self-medicating scrofula sufferer

Heard someone say that Bannon looks the way a Greyhound bus smells.

i wreck mics like Bannon's ass wrecks bikes

Just an ordinary corpse

this the best caricature of Bannon I've seen thus far: http://luckovich.blog.ajc.com/2017/01/31/0201-mike-luckovich-white-house-furniture/

Lol

he looks like big boo from orange is the new black
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/orange-is-the-new-black/images/9/97/Big_Boo_Ep4.png/revision/latest?cb=20131104011644

He wishes

A roadrashed ballsack.

Peter Hook's lost yank twin who has eaten only Lunchables since 1990

human yeast infection

Yup

The smell of vending machine junk food, non-dairy creamer, and 18-hour days in front of a computer, made flesh.

The Swamp-Ass Monster.

Meat shits in human form.

The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying.

The least objectionable picture found in the photo album of that scout master who disappeared abruptly.

Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis

a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog

empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts

diseased sun-bleached beachball

Permanently three weeks after denied for tenure.

an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes

(Also, as the guy who loved when McCain called his clam 'Hobbits' and then when Hillary did even better calling them 'deplorables,' he's completely deliberate in what he's doing.)

A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt.

A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river.

Bannon

http://i.imgur.com/tcB5cNo.jpg

Codfix

http://i.imgur.com/IVwGiIK.jpg

a pile of wet gauze

The Best, Most Amazing Just Incredible Description of Steve Bannon, and We've Been Very Fair

'post-autopsy Chris Farley' is the best one i've heard

a used-toilet paper golem

i am worried that if i puff out any more from my steroid prescription, someone will call me Bannon

'post-autopsy Chris Farley' is the best one i've heard

lol

Shitcunt

https://twitter.com/Karatloz/status/825957186887102464

Joe ‏@Karatloz Jan 29

Steve Bannon looks like the moment in a Croneberg movie immediately before the actor gets replaced by a stop-motion model of exploding sores

ha

the thing that really weirds me out about bannon's appearance is that, despite otherwise resembling an inflatable john goodman mannequin filled with writhing insects, he has a surprisingly full and lustrous head of hair

might be cilia

lol and also barf

one-man human centipede

A facial composite of Martin Sheen drawn in the dark by a liver spot fetishist

Shaved Garfield

a+

ding ding ding

There might actually be something deeper here, because I was just thinking the other day that Priebus sounds like Stoned Garfield. Maybe the entire cabinet was chosen based on some superficial resemblance to Turnip's favorite lasagna-scarfing feline.

Garfield's Morning Zoo

omg shaved garfield

^^^with LOADS of cheap disposable razor burn

i'm sorry i'm still not over "shaved garfield"

S H A V E D G A R F I E L D

https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2Fe226fc11-7ba9-4385-8db2-44d7c6fa1523.jpg

Isolate the head in 'shop, and we have our new cathat!

shaved garfield's eyelids look distressingly like ballsacks

a character from Deadwood who's most memorable scene involves him either falling in to a puddle, his pants falling down, or pants falling down as he falls in to a puddle

Off-season mall Santa.

Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.

19th hole regular

Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law

plz disseminate

http://i.imgur.com/38UJiFd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uBoQcBD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q2N9zcE.jpg

Lol

a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry

nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though

beat

'Steve is Steve'

a dirty Puffalump growing moss

HR Pufnstuf's alcoholic stepdad

haha

face like a depressed eggcup

(not mine)

a bowlful of marmalade that a ferret rolled around in

i put all three shaved garfields on facebook. it's only a matter of time now. would be great if he was constantly referred to as shaved garfield. "Mr. Spicer, the other day Shaved Garfield threatened..."

a jowelled wig

some of you have to know people in the Post or NYT that can make this take off

a tin of ham on legs

gas giant

turkey apple

a deviled egg that thinks it's people

the animated snot blob from the mucinex commercials

okay, one of the shaved garfields i put up on twitter has 14 retweets already and i haven't been on twitter since september. we are worldwide. someone should start a #shavedgarfield facebook group. the world's most racist cat! what's he up to today?! i would do it but i get full on pasta for real and then i'm sleepy.

Scott/everyone, the @shavedgarfield handle is free.

so there's an extreme close-up of bannon's horrible face on the cover of time magazine this week

any hanging boogers

its insane how bad they made him look

http://i.imgur.com/nk7oU3X.jpg

hahahaha

OMG, it's like they mashed a blueberry pie in his face before taking the shot.

I clearly should've trademarked Shaved Garfield before posting it. If y'all just donate a portion of your merchandising profits to the White Supremacist Ridicule Foundation, we're cool.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/cartoon/2017-02/06/content_28109848.htm

an excised cyst in a wet ashtray

your drunk uncle's drunk uncle

A human cloth diaper used to filter coffee and booze.

A laundry sack stuffed with soiled tube socks.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/69/e3/df69e374a97182482c79e0822a5a51da.jpg

Holy shit, that's just the dude I've been thinking about, but it was always on the cusp of my brain! I was thinking, was it a comic book villain, or the fat dude from Dune, or ... but that Fury Road dude is OTM. Well, after Bannon's nose falls off, at least.

steve bannon, who is catholic

What's the deal with his nose? Rosacea? Apparently it's not caused by alcoholism, but alcohol is a trigger for flare-ups. But you would think he would try to cover it up a bit more?

Who is that, Tycho Brahe?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdwR_mzUkAApM9N.jpg

Colonel Kurtz, dipped in acid

NEW YORK (AP) — On the heels of actress Melissa McCarthy's caustic portrayal of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on "Saturday Night Live," comedienne Rosie O'Donnell says she's available to play President Donald Trump's controversial adviser Steve Bannon.

On her Twitter feed Monday night, O'Donnell responded to suggestions that she play Bannon by saying "available — if called I will serve."

they should just have women playing the entire administration

(not that I would watch it because fuck SNL)

also contains a great sub-newt bit of fawning:

He is a voracious reader who devours works of history and political theory “in like an hour,” said a former associate whom Bannon urged to read Sun Tzu’s The Art of War. “He’s like the Rain Man of nationalism.”

― goole, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:58 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Rain Man of nationalism

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

done

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 7, 2017 1:59 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's like the lawnmower man of acute cirrhosis

― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, February 7, 2017 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's like the Michelin Man of falling asleep in your own vomit.

Steve Bannon drives his tank slow on the driveway

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_TmbKXnInuuQ/S1urJ_UQcuI/AAAAAAAACs4/GdmqlQJUFf0/s800/live-evil-back-small.jpg

The worn-out elastic waistband of a pair of oversized skidmark-stained whitey-tighties.

https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/829170610957905921

bannon is a sentient sweat pimple that just ate a fuckin mcgriddle

a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:

"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"

― voodoo chili, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 4:19 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://medium.com/the-shocker/steve-bannon-week-steve-bannon-eats-a-hot-dog-7c365d5a5d07#.m5yy5n4yb

Bannon looks like the smug dude that won so many hot dog eating competitions that they eventually stopped him from competing and now he just comes back as an honorary judge.

xp feels dangerously close to slash territory

that is the blog i help steward. and i mean yeah we spent a week writing horrific fictions on ways bannon might die or occult rites in which he's engaging

just seemed pertinent re: hot dog joke lol

If Baloo fucked a nazi sea otter

worst superego

AJ from The Sopranos after a lifetime of drinking butter and methylated spirit cocktails

a sentient pile of ambergris that's barely managing to hold its humanoid shape together

a melting waxwork of latterday haley joel osment

The denizens of McDonaldland mashed into a single entity and drizzled with week-old fryer grease.

Creepy old man who molested Scooby Doo

Thanksgiving turkey that was only in the oven for ten minutes before a racist relative started yelling about anchor babies and was then violently thrown in the garbage, then entombed in a landfill for four years before being dug up and shoved into a rumbled suit from a Salvation Army

Can anyone identify this mushroom?

He reminds me of the cockroach wearing human skin from MIB.

Picture of Dorian Gray:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Doriangray_1945.jpg

Snow thirty years after he left the rap game

Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5596/6/16x9/700.jpg

Oh I thought that was a picture of him sitting near the fireplace.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/politics/steve-bannon-talks-richmond-roots-says-trump-will-condemn-all/article_a17705cc-b581-11e6-aca0-57472eb944b7.html

Mid 70s Steve

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailyprogress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/ba/6bad3be2-aea5-11e6-8909-cbd82a02bedd/5830cec31f5be.image.jpg?crop=856%2C1050%2C0%2C0

someone really needs to photoshop some dicks into steve's fists there

nazi dicks

impossible to nazi dicks

it's literally a picture of one

i loled at "final wall of nest"
what a repulsive creature he is

From Henry Rollins's column - "It probably doesn’t help that Stephen Bannon always looks as if he sleeps in his car, wakes up to a bag of whiskey and spends the rest of the day showing his dick to little kids, but we’re all getting used to it."

burnt hot pocket

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_TmbKXnInuuQ/S1urJ_UQcuI/AAAAAAAACs4/GdmqlQJUFf0/s800/live-evil-back-small.jpg

wasn't this supposed to be Herbert Hoover? In the drag that he was infamous for.

u mean j edgar?

no, no, that's right, herbert hoover

The webbed feet are the giveaway that it's an image of the Herb

Yeah I meant J Edgar the FBI guy, sorry got first name wrong.

that's right. I just happened to be looking at that album while reading this thread and was struck by the resonance

A chicken fat golem.

Pigpen at Charlie Brown's 35 year college reunion.

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/829703543795904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

a scorpion in a shabby maggot costume

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/830847923441184768

I read the comments on an article (I know, don't do that) and came here to bring you this:

"The last photo I saw of Bannon, he looked like he'd just struggled up the stairs to ground level after having spent a couple of days and nights in a subway lavatory."

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stephen-miller-looks-like-meme/ -- we have a new victim

An off-brand Pee Wee Herman as portrayed by a serial child murderer.

A guy who auditioned for the part of Longinus in Caligula but didn't get it because he kept freaking out the snakes he was holding.

Dracula's dipshit son-in-law

Jon Hamm's "special" stand-in.

mid-70s Steve looks like a Doonesbury character

Oh shit, you're absolutely right.

A pile of soil and black mold wrapped in rice paper.

Toxic Avenger moments before chemical reaction

A clear plastic trash bag filled to the brim with maggots feasting on old hot dogs.

A few garden grub worms sitting on each other's shoulders wearing a suit pretending to be an adult human male.

Your uncle's friend who has insisted for years that he's invented something secret that will make him millions.

Steve Bannon, who has the name and face of a relegation haunted Scottish football manager, agitates for a white supremacy that already exists.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/20/read-frankie-boyles-column-guardian-refused-print-didnt-like-rupert-murdoch-jokes/

lmao

Bannon : Dick The Bruiser :: Trump : Da Crusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHvxEtkoO0

https://mobile.twitter.com/destroyed4com4t/status/835335661565587456

Ooh thats a good one

Some good zings in that thread:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5hDm7IU8AA1Kaz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5fJWcGUwAE5s8f.jpg

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/834866695877472256

Bannon looks the person at film fest Q&As who says "I have both a question & a comment" then proceeds to talk nonsense for 5 mins straight.

He definitely looks like he could be related to Jeffrey Wells.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/26/13/2ED48AFE00000578-3334936-Wells_is_pictured_at_an_LA_film_event_in_2011-a-39_1448545034985.jpg

"He looks like if Nick Offerman drowned"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/spirit-awards-2017-opening-monologue-nick-kroll-john-mulaney-roast-steve-bannon-donald-trump-97

guilty lol because I like Nick Offerman

What does ilx think of this Times article on Steve Bannon?

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/25/opinion/what-does-steve-bannon-want.html

JFC, The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bannons-cyst-finally-ruptures-55512

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/whats-happening-skin-steve-bannons-face

so they basically just broke the site so it won't tabulate petition signatures anymore, eh? cos it still isn't registering mine!

aw nm I see the Post reported on that last month: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/02/04/no-the-white-house-is-not-freezing-anti-trump-petitions/?utm_term=.c1ef9b07d021

sharing tf out of this one

thx

maybe there's a lag, i've had a few friends sign it, too

yeah that's what the article said, and a few of the petitions that were causing outrage over not showing sigs (like the "release the tax returns") one are showing millions of signatures now.

sadly Michael Ian Black's got deleted for violating Terms and Conditions of the site lol

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-paul-ryan-jabberjaw

The picture from The Picture of Dorian Gray has been done I assume

Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/wait-lets-clown-these-scrub-ass-doofuses-some-more-1793687360

"Steve Bannon looks like someone went through the telepod from "The Fly" while holding a KFC Famous Bowl"

hahahahahahaha

lol

lol

a drugged chimera of John C. Breckinridge and Pugsley Addams

from a jezebel commenter:

"Bannon looks like the undercard in a “Bumfights” DVD"

A liquefied Subway footlong poured into a gelatin mold and chilled overnight.

Mortadellian

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right-wing-rebel-incredible-rise-steve-bannon-5874

uhhhh

Like Trump, Bannon was a businessman and born deal-maker. With experience on Wall Street and in Hollywood, he was nothing if not high energy, a mile-a-minute talker with a volcanic temper who rarely slept and possessed a media metabolism to rival Trump’s own. And Bannon, too, had a healthy self-regard. On his office wall hung an oil painting of Bannon dressed as Napoleon in his study at the Tuileries, done in the style of Jacques-Louis David’s famous neoclassical painting — a gift from Nigel Farage.

there's nothing about that last sentence that is not, in all senses, incredible

Beanbag David Lynch

or maybe it should be David Lynch Beanbag

the jowls are not what they seem

nobody leaks on bannon's treason

The illustrations accompanying this weekend's NYT Magazine cover story about the WH were quite amusing inasmuch as they depicted everyone as recognizably human except for Bannon, who looked like a vomit-drenched carpet wadded up and stuffed into a suit.

― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 18, 2017 12:05 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56426/steve-bannon-devils-bargain/

'an impotent melting pepperoni-and-cheese sculpture of vigo the carpathian'

from this piece about jared kushner which also mentions 'single-use communications director and spiral-eyed maniac anthony scaramucci'

tfw u get a monster herpes outbreak and have to wait a week until u can selfsucc again pic.twitter.com/MOV86aDI8Y

— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 14, 2017

Good lord. It looks like he is literally decaying.

a sentient liverspot

it's not real though - http://www.theonion.com/graphic/nervous-steve-bannon-binge-eats-entire-class-inter-56645

we know. it's still funny tho

What's enhanced about it though? Just the red on the mouth or did they do more?

they actually removed some guts and human intestines from his mouth

Found the original. It's only slightly less bad.

https://a3.fanbread.com/uploads/blog/featured_image/82140/large_cropped_GettyImages-670749464.jpg

yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there

He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.

Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.

he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'

Jesus has everyone seen the pic of this guy covered in blood!

Just as Sta-Puft is composed of the foodstuff of which he's also the mascot, so too is Bannon the Cottage Cheese and Tapenade Man.

fan of robert kuttner http://prospect.org/article/steve-bannon-unrepentant

its amazing to me how people in trump world orbit think that democrats will do anything to help trump short of maybe pissing on him if he was on fire

Curtis heard the same stories of porn, drugs, and debauchery over and over again.

“Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women — and even children — at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day,” Curtis said.

http://shareblue.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/#.WZWo2VE9ZpQ.twitter

Same sources close to Bannon have offered both accounts to me, @jeffzeleny, @Acosta over last 14 hours https://t.co/Y82q7a7yyT

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) August 17, 2017

What

someone on tumblr said "it looks like Steve Bannon has the suds" and when I googled what this might mean I almost died pic.twitter.com/k43EA4IVMV

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 16, 2017

someone's decided to torpedo bannon finally then i guess?

Is that story true? Did he cook meth and allow people to film porn in his house (presumably with drug addicts)? The article implies even worse stuff happened there... the word "evil" is repeated a bunch of times.

Bannon does seem.... classically debauched, but still.

There is so much foreboding in that article.

I don't think shareblue is a particularly good source. If it's true, someone else is bound to pick it up at some point.

it doesn't matter

"the discarded skin-suit used by the alien from men in black" - seth meyers

Just say he look like Rosie o Donnell and move on with yr lives, damn

we've already got one deems dude, no need to cosplay as another

I even named Steve one of the Ten Worst Dressed Men in the World in the 2015 Mr. Stone’s International Best and Worst Dressed List.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/17/bannons-time-is-up/

"His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off."

https://www.axios.com/white-house-review-nears-end-officials-expect-bannon-firing-2474443198.html

All part of the Sarkovian circus probs.

man he's going to throw so many bombs if he gets canned

let the bomb-throwing commence :)

Shaved Garfield Without Garfield

is that bannon meth porn story true? seriously weird. the mention of bank of ireland had me googling to find out the connection, apparently his ex-wife is from limerick, where my parents are from. a former "rose of tralee" - a sort of "miss ireland" contest as parodied in the comedy show father ted's "lovely girls" event.

sorry just saw the suggestion it may not be true. the site did look iffy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs

Bannon is gone
I hope he's drifting out to sea
He always loved to swim away
Maybe he'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355

Breitbart's war on the Trump administration, carried out in the name of "Trumpism," will be quite a thinf.

A thing even.

bannon's huge movement

he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017

pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D

— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017

Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.

Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL

— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017

OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can

It's fully cooked, just get to eating

And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.

there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo

"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB

https://retrorecipe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/aspic.jpg

thx 4 new screen name

No, thank you.

steve bannon, fashion plate

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017

Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.

shirts over shirts was my airplane trick

those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers

Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

lol sorry not fully up to date on my steve bannon descriptions

I worked with a guy who did the same thing fwiw - button down on button down, button down over polo, two polos, etc. odd man.

yeah i knew one of those, but with him it was collars

there must be a study somewhere

Paul Fussell:

"Wearing one shirt over another — Oxford-cloth button-down over a turtleneck, for example — is upper-middle-class, and the shirt worn underneath can ever be a dress shirt (solid color is best) with its own collar, a usage I’ve seen in warm weather on Madison Avenue in the upper eighties."

http://bit.ly/2eTwdKM

He looks like someone kept the pigs head that David Cameron fucked in a fridge for 25 years. And then made it wear two shirts at once.

Maybe he just attaches a buttoned collar to each of the layers of diseased skin sloughing off his torso?

soft, textured, wooly, nubby <-- also works as a bannon desc.

Anyone else watch the 60 minutes interview?

Seems too much like gawking at a freak show.

descriptions of the political scene by steven "comrade" bannon

Charlie Rose asked Bannon, appearing on “60 Minutes” in his first televised interview since departing the Trump administration on Aug. 18, if rumors were true that he had described Comey’s firing as the “biggest mistake in political history.”

“That probably would be too bombastic, even for me,” Bannon said, “but maybe modern political history. I don’t think there’s any doubt that if James Comey had not been fired, we would not have a special counsel,” Bannon said. “We would not have the Mueller investigation and the breadth that clearly Mr. Mueller is going for.”

translation from derp-speak: "comey was so corrupt he threw the election to 2 scoops, but 2 scoops is so impulsive and thin-skinned he couldn't wait for 'russia russia russia' to blow over"?

How in the world could Rose have this guy on and not even mention the Mercers, the wingnut billionaire power couple without whose bankroll Bannon would be just another Alex Jones hawking brain pills and chemtrail remover? How could he let Bannon, who made his pile at Goldman Sachs and then made another pile in Hollywood, use the phrase “limousine liberals” without picking up a banana from the fruit bowl and throwing it at him?

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12216958/bannon-60-minutes/

because charlie rose fucking sucks?

Top-notch here: http://www.avclub.com/photographer-reveals-how-60-minutes-shamefully-conceale-1803138078

As Duke shows, CBS’ craven attempt to create the misleading impression that Steve Bannon looks like all of America’s racist uncles have been teleported into one writhing, Cronenbergian flesh-sack where they duke it out over who gets to hold the Hustler is nothing but a petty attack on superficial appearances, one CBS was clearly hoping would detract from Bannon’s words about deporting Mexicans that dripped like honey from Bannon’s naturally smooth lavender lips. And it’s not just CBS! As Ann Coulter pointed out on Twitter, “Networks do this a lot. That’s why conservatives seem to look so much better on Fox News,” the only place where Ann Coulter is allowed to appear as though she has skin.

steve bannon hasn't taken getting fired very well pic.twitter.com/Aky050Ragb

— derp, from online™️ (@D2_Derpinator) September 13, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders always looks like she's trying not to seem drunk while asking a pet store cashier for eight beagles. pic.twitter.com/Ls5WYdkZrv

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 13, 2017

a barrel of Mentos dropped into a swimming pool of Diet Coke

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/09/16/trump-bannon-russia-scandal-swamp-diary-215609

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IKBD6GmnNa0/Vvl_JheiwNI/AAAAAAAACGs/EcDH_3rawtYGlLS7EHZJYDh0Tzomde4Bw/s1600/794840436_CWxjf-M.png

"Steve Bannon, left, discusses policy with Richard Dreyfuss, right"

Was gonna take issue with this, @yashar, but Dame @chrissyteigen got the hot take. pic.twitter.com/j4R6LpIMBk

— Mary Forrest (@maryforrest) September 11, 2017

I'd argue that Bannon's appearance (like Trump's) isn't wholly irrelevant inasmuch as his general state of physical disrepair is probably at least somewhat reflective of the tattered state of his mind. I mean, it takes some savage self-abuse to end up looking like a fistful of used toilet paper dipped in pancake batter.

As I've said of Trump a number of times: he only looks like that because he's chosen to dispense with the basic level of upkeep and self-care people engage in to avoid being mistaken for a week-old ham discovered on the floor of a public park restroom.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/4fafwj/picture180111636/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/Senate%20Bannon

good grief

Uncooked Sausage Grimace

the hold he has over 2chins is hair-related rumor has it

I knew Trump shaved his undercarriage. I knew it.

bannon is trump's iago?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-apoplectic-as-allies-fear-impeachment

Good god that picture. I've never seen a person with mildew before.

key bystander

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/11/bannon-trump-russia-probe-288862

once again i must marvel at the contrast between bannon's lustrous hair and the face of the career gasoline-drinker below it

look at the fucking nick of it

https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/33f40da/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F9f%2F19%2F6e5bb794459aa790aeb7cbd6be15%2F171207-steve-bannon-0-gty-1160.jpg

looking forward to his cameo in ANNIHILATION as the transformed corpse of a dugong

wow, somebody took william h. macy's character from shameless and expanded his head with a basketball pump

Just irished him up a lil

Anyway

Shavet cat person

Shaved

a carbuncled vandal from Virginia . . . a rootless cosmopolitan, a former investment banker at Goldman Sachs, a former producer who worked in godless Hollywood, a man who wouldn’t have a public career at all had he not latched onto a lunatic wingnut zillionaire from the proletarian enclaves of the Hamptons . . . a combination of Elmer Gantry and an aluminum siding salesman . . . one with all the old white folks . . . an endless bluff against his own barely concealed hypocrisy . . . the last heir to House Harkonnen . . . transparently lacking in shame . . . grubby huckster . . . a former investment banker in a camo jacket and 31 dress shirts. . . .

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a14415471/roy-moore-last-rally/

He looks like someone in the late stages of demonic possession except instead of a demon it's a fart.

don't want to think about bannon's demonic farts

Trump said Bannon has "lost his mind".

"Steve was rarely in a one-on-one meeting with me and only pretends to have had influence to fool a few people with no access and no clue, whom he helped write phony books," Trump said.

"Steve pretends to be at war with the media, which he calls the opposition party, yet he spent his time at the White House leaking false information to the media to make himself seem far more important than he was," the president added.

rump blasted Bannon’s political instincts, saying he had “everything to do with the loss of a Senate seat in Alabama held for more than thirty years by Republicans.”

“Steve doesn’t represent my base — he’s only in it for himself,” Trump said in his statement.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/367253-trump-bannon-has-lost-his-mind

http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2018/01/03/gingrich-bannon-has-exaggerated-sense-self-importance.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true

Slob Tzu

Today was the day Steve Bannon truly became a broken laundry basket full of sloughed-off back skin.

— Julius Goat 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) January 4, 2018

bannon blows himself

https://www.axios.com/bannon-blows-himself-up-2522392290.html?utm_source=sidebar

up

"Bannon may soon face a costly lawsuit after Trump's lawyers threatened action last night."

lol axios

Hugo Shavedge.

This just makes Bannon more famous. What bad consequence will come from this “self-immolation”? I don’t actually think this lawsuit is real.

Bannon laundered a confessional through a New York-media reporter for the same reason he laundered Clinton Cash reporting through the New York Times, while using his own website, Breitbart, for the distinct purpose of whipping up racial panic among people interested in completely different narrative truths.

https://crooked.com/article/bannon-trump-wolff/

Source: Mercer split w/Bannon began long before Wolff book. Real cause? Mercers vs. Bannon's proposed tax hike on millionaires.

— Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) January 5, 2018

Oh hell

"I am the only person to date to conduct a global effort to preach the message of Trump and Trumpism; and remain ready to stand in the breech for this president's efforts to make America great again."

"My comments about the meeting with Russian nationals came from my life experiences as a Naval officer stationed aboard a destroyer whose main mission was to hunt Soviet submarines to my time at the Pentagon during the Reagan years when our focus was the defeat of 'the evil empire' and to making films about Reagan's war against the Soviets and Hillary Clinton's involvement in selling uranium to them."

"My comments were aimed at Paul Manafort, a seasoned campaign professional with experience and knowledge of how the Russians operate. He should have known they are duplicitous, cunning and not our friends. To reiterate, those comments were not aimed at Don Jr."

https://www.axios.com/scoop-bannon-sends-regret-to-trump-1515329924-dbfe9439-59e0-4773-8d3d-079e5ee2b493.html

that would be "breach", sloppy steve

Bannon, a soothing voice as well as a professional agitator, tried to argue the dialectical nature of what they had achieved (without using the word “dialectical”). Because Trump’s success was beyond measure, or certainly beyond all expectations, the media and the liberals had to justify their own failure, he explained to the new president.

Other than Trump himself, Bannon was certainly the oldest inexperienced person ever to work in the White House.

It was a flaky career that got him here.

Catholic school in Richmond, Virginia. Then a local college, Virginia Tech. Then seven years in the Navy, a lieutenant on ship duty and then in the
Pentagon. While on active duty, he got a master’s degree at Georgetown’s School of Foreign Service, but then he washed out of his naval career. Then an
MBA from Harvard Business School. Then four years as an investment banker at Goldman Sachs — his final two years focusing on the media industry in Los Angeles — but not rising above a midlevel position.

In 1990, at the age of thirty-seven, Bannon entered peripatetic entrepreneurhood under the auspices of Bannon & Co., a financial advisory firm to the entertainment industry. This was something of a hustler’s shell company, hanging out a shingle in an industry with a small center of success and
concentric rings radiating out of rising, aspiring, falling, and failing strivers. Bannon & Co., skirting falling and failing, made it to aspiring by raising small amounts of money for independent film projects — none a hit.

Bannon was rather a movie figure himself. A type. Alcohol. Bad marriages. Cash-strapped in a business where the measure of success is excesses of riches. Ever scheming. Ever disappointed.

For a man with a strong sense of his own destiny, he tended to be hardly noticed. Jon Corzine, the former Goldman chief and future United States senator
and governor of New Jersey, climbing the Goldman ranks when Bannon was at the firm, was unaware of Bannon. When Bannon was appointed head of the
Trump campaign and became an overnight press sensation — or question mark — his credentials suddenly included a convoluted story about how Bannon & Co. had acquired a stake in the megahit show Seinfeld and hence its twenty-year run of residual profits. But none of the Seinfeld principals, creators, or producers seem ever to have heard of him.

Mike Murphy, the Republican media consultant who ran Jeb Bush’s PAC and became a leading anti-Trump movement figure, has the vaguest recollection of
Bannon’s seeking PR services from Murphy’s firm for a film Bannon was producing a decade or so ago. “I’m told he was in the meeting, but I honestly
can’t get a picture of him.”

The New Yorker magazine, dwelling on the Bannon enigma — one that basically translated to: How is it that the media has been almost wholly unaware
of someone who is suddenly among the most powerful people in government? — tried to trace his steps in Hollywood and largely failed to find him. The
Washington Post traced his many addresses to no clear conclusion, except a suggestion of possible misdemeanor voter fraud.

In the midnineties, he inserted himself in a significant role into Biosphere 2, a project copiously funded by Edward Bass, one of the Bass family oil heirs, about sustaining life in space, and dubbed by Time one of the hundred worst ideas of the century — a rich man’s folly. Bannon, having to find his opportunities in distress situations, stepped into the project amid its collapse only to provoke further breakdown and litigation, including harassment and vandalism charges.

After the Biosphere 2 disaster, he participated in raising financing for a virtual currency scheme (MMORPGs, or MMOs) called Internet Gaming Entertainment (IGE). This was a successor company to Digital Entertainment Network (DEN), a dot-com burnout, whose principals included the former child
star Brock Pierce (The Mighty Ducks) who went on to be the founder of IGE, but was then pushed out. Bannon was put in as CEO, and the company was
subsumed by endless litigation.

Distress is an opportunistic business play. But some distress is better than others. The kinds of situations available to Bannon involved managing conflict,
nastiness, and relative hopelessness — in essence managing and taking a small profit on dwindling cash. It’s a living at the margins of people who are making a much better living. Bannon kept trying to make a killing but never found the killing sweet spot.

Distress is also a contrarian’s game. And the contrarian’s impulse — equal parts personal dissatisfaction, general resentment, and gambler’s instinct -
started to ever more strongly fuel Bannon. Part of the background for his contrarian impulse lay in an Irish Catholic union family, Catholic schools, and
three unhappy marriages and bad divorces (journalists would make much of the recriminations in his second wife’s divorce filings).

Not so long ago, Bannon might have been a recognizably modern figure, something of a romantic antihero, an ex-military and up-from-the-working-class guy, striving, through multiple marriages and various careers, to make it, but never finding much comfort in the establishment world, wanting to be part of it
and wanting to blow it up at the same time—a character for Richard Ford, or John Updike, or Harry Crews. An American man’s story. But now such stories
have crossed a political line. The American man story is a right-wing story. Bannon found his models in political infighters like Lee Atwater, Roger Ailes, Karl Rove. All were larger-than-life American characters doing battle with conformity and modernity, relishing ways to violate liberal sensibilities.

The other point is that Bannon, however smart and even charismatic, however much he extolled the virtue of being a “stand-up guy,” was not necessarily a nice guy. Several decades as a grasping entrepreneur without a success story doesn’t smooth the hustle in the hustler. One competitor in the conservative media business, while acknowledging his intelligence and the ambitiousness of his ideas, also noted, “He’s mean, dishonest, and incapable of caring about other people. His eyes dart around like he’s always looking for a weapon with which to bludgeon or gouge you.”

However much a marginal, invisible, small-time hustler Bannon had been — something of an Elmore Leonard character — he was suddenly transformed inside Trump Tower, an office he entered on August 15, and for practical purposes, did not exit, save for a few hours a night (and not every night) in his temporary midtown Manhattan accommodations, until January 17, when the transition team moved to Washington. There was no competition in Trump Tower for being the brains of the operation. Of the dominant figures in the transition, neither Kushner, Priebus, nor Conway, and certainly not the president-elect, had the ability to express any kind of coherent perception or narrative. By default, everybody had to look to the voluble, aphoristic, shambolic, witty, off-the-cuff figure who was both ever present on the premises and who had, in an unlikely attribute, read a book or two.

Is this Wolff

yes

Bannon didn’t promote internal debate, provide policy rationale, or deliver Power-Point presentations; instead, he was the equivalent of Trump’s personal talk radio. Trump could turn him on at any moment, and it pleased him that Bannon’s pronouncements and views would consistently be fully formed and ever available, a bracing, unified-field narrative. As well, he could turn him off, and Bannon would be tactically quiet until turned on again.

By ten weeks in, Steve Bannon’s mastery of the Trump agenda, or at least of Trump himself, appeared to have crumbled. His current misery was both Catholic in nature — the self-flagellation of a man who believed he lived on a higher moral plane than all others — and fundamentally misanthropic. As an antisocial, maladjusted, post-middle-aged man, he had to make a supreme effort to get along with others, an effort that often did not go well. Most especially, he was miserable because of Donald Trump, whose cruelties, always great even when they were casual, were unbearable when he truly turned against you.

funemployed

Steve Bannon is like a collage of every gross closeup on Ren & Stimpy.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 9, 2018

Steve Bannon is one of those weird '50s recipes where you stitch slices of olive loaf into the rough shape of a human and fill it with cottage cheese and aspic.

a sentient shitpost that magically inhabited a biohazard disposal facility so as to teach the world about alcoholism

https://www.avclub.com/lets-check-in-on-the-breitbart-comments-section-which-1821948032

finally getting the robert redford role he was born to play

https://www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon-lawyers-up-russia-investigators-ready-to-pounce

Trey Gowdy, who led the Republican questioning, pressed Bannon hard on his description of Don Junior's Trump Tower meeting as "treasonous." Gowdy asked Bannon whether he would consider it treason for somebody close to him to approach Wikileaks' Julian Assange to get opposition research on Hillary Clinton. Bannon replied that such a scenario would be bad judgment. Then Gowdy produced emails from a Cambridge Analytica employee — the Trump campaign data firm closely affiliated with Bannon — boasting of just such contacts with Assange. Bannon claimed this was the first time he'd seen these emails (though they've been in the news).

https://www.axios.com/steve-bannon-congress-testimony-inside-room-e30bd797-3720-44f0-bf32-5760cb6882e9.html

non-denialist

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/378569-bannon-i-dont-deny-anything-in-fire-and-fury-book

voter suppression middle manager

https://shareblue.com/cambridge-analytica-christopher-wylie-voter-suppression-testimony-steve-bannon/

sexist vote suppressor

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/07/inside-the-trump-2020-campaigns-disorganized-attempt-to-keep-america-great

face of Trump-era populism

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/steve-bannon-on-how-2008-planted-the-seed-for-the-trump-presidency.html

Hobo LARPer

Just saw Errol Morris has a doc on him at TIFF.

Yeah, IIRC it's another high-concept one where he just interviews a stained mattress draped with multiple shirts.

Capitalism started in 1983 at HBS, says Steven Bannon

comeback kid

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/steve-bannon-launches-pro-trump-effort-to-hold-the-house

Hanging out with Clinton's old traveling companion Jeffrey Epstein of late. Because of course he is.

A colleague of mine has a very unhealthy relationship with lunch at work and often eats stuff past its 'best before' date. No big deal, most food is OK, except that I once caught him microwaving a block of mince lamb that was past its 'use by', a different deal. He ate it wrapped in an out-of-date flour tortilla, with a smear of out-of-date mayo. It looked like Steve Bannon.

You hurt me in my heart.

you hurt me in my digestive system

"and as I parted the President's ass-cheeks..."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/K5EoXiIiUiAeRyUokMxm-NU2Y0A=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/ATGH2JVQIYI6RIQLL5HYIQUWMY.jpg

Bannon setting up his own scam university, the last resort of the truly worthless shitbag

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/with-support-from-steve-bannon-a-medieval-monastery-could-become-a-populist-training-ground/2018/12/25/86dac38a-d3c4-11e8-a4db-184311d27129_story.html?utm_term=.19746434663f

Bannon is racist?

ha ha

pom I'm sorry, kind of, but the analogy was delicious, and dafter people than you have pursued the same line of concerned inquiry

I forgive you Christianly.

Having just read the article, I await Bannon's upcoming monograph on Ezra Pound with bated breath.

The irony is that I love The Cantos as much as almost any written work and still hate Pound's moronic antisemitism (and anti-Taoism tho that's orders of magnitude less repulsive obv)

Pretty sure Bannon isn't much of a reader really

In his later years he disavowed his anti-Semitism, describing it as a 'suburban prejudice'. Because that was clearly the most abhorrent thing about it… But The Cantos themselves are still classic and subsequent generations of American poets did a marvellous job of separating the poetic craft from the hateful lunacy without exonerating him in the process.

I do wonder what a bona fide alt-right literary scene would look like in 2019. Outside of France, which already has its Houllebecqs and its (Renaud) Camus. On second thought, I'd rather not know.

is houllebecq alt-right? i always had the impression he was a fancy french chuck palahniuk, which i immediately realize is exactly alt-right.

He had a recent piece in the NYT about how Trump is actually a great president so

Houellebecq is a full-time troll, I don't know if even he "believes" most of what he says but it doesn't really matter at this point, talk like a fascist, you are a fascist.

I think the character who at one point becomes a visceral racist because he's not getting any love in Atomised was definitely him writing himself into the book.

Houellebecq looks like a lotr goblin giving an interview half way through makeup pic.twitter.com/Xv5eQopkaK

— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) January 5, 2019

lol, he is literally turning into an actual troll orc.

Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been arrested after being charged with defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors through their campaign “We Build the Wall.”

Stoked for the mugshots.

Caged Garfield

Missing the forest for the trees here — one of his indicted co-conspirators is the current acting head of the DEA!

https://www.dea.gov/divisions/dea-leadership

what lol. is this the work of Q? or something?

Yep—it was me who arrested him.

Need to correct the previous post; there is unsurprisingly more than just one Timothy Shea in the world. A couple of early news reports had said it was him but since updated. Still, I wasn’t surprised at the idea at all!

Do they let you wear 2 shirts in prison, or is there a concern that you might be able to hang yourself or fashion an escape rope with them?

Steve Bannon is a good man. He is being treated unfairly. Steve doesn’t belong in jail. #SetSteveFree #MAGA #KAG pic.twitter.com/aByyB9fOd4

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 20, 2020

Fox News' Judge Nap: Bannon Facing 20 Years and 'It Doesn't Look Good'

Frankly, I don't see how your feelings about its appearance have any bearing upon its criminal case, Judge Nap.

lmao at the shitty taped swastika on the headset xp

Reuters sketch of Steve Bannon appearing handcuffed in court in Manhattan today. pic.twitter.com/H8KKrxTJuM

— Josie Ensor (@Josiensor) August 20, 2020

Mandible Vector

👍 https://t.co/6CIyH0OXHu pic.twitter.com/yueH9qzvn3

— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) August 20, 2020

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/steve-bannon-arresting-for-gobbling-up-skiers-at-bottom-of-hill/

https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ywti.jpg

https://external-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBUqKBNLBxX8BrK&w=500&h=261&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.squarespace.com%2Fstatic%2F5b9ffe0f1137a680c2c08250%2F5ba02661cd8366eb6ec50772%2F5f401bdef412d441b12708ee%2F1598038363115%2FAP20233824572474.jpg%3Fformat%3D1500w&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=0&sw=1500&sh=783&ext=jpg&_nc_hash=AQDhG7qYE5JuFfEF

Bustopher Crohns

Big Michael Winner/Phillip
Green energy there.

mold over beethoven

you just know he's tanned *all* over

https://mcdn.wallpapersafari.com/medium/53/31/IRAbwx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

Beached Loki?

BrundleCockerspaniel

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/d9/36/51d936c117db12c49327b1e3b9d21af0.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

at least he appears to only be wearing one shirt in this picture

Oh my god, is he okay?

My wife insisted this photo is not real.

It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.

Televangelist Jerry Fallguy

https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg

lol

https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022

"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"

https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png

The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it

The uncle you never want to be alone with.

"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"

https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png

Lol are these from Dall E

An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.

One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style

xxp yes

Large Marge

"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."

https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png

A diaper with salad in it

https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg

These comments are not kind

"Shaved Garfield"

https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png

Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result

http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg

“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs