cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

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i: a lot of photo by flash (but not all)
ii: much reflective gleam of animalian cornea (but not all)
iii: it is often quite lynchian (but not always)
iv: it overlaps with creepypasta but is much broader (and imo more subtly imaginative)
v: double ditto "lurking clown" photos, which would obviously belong but actually don't often feature
vi: triple ditto blobismus!
vii: the shadowland liminality (liminalism?) of various psycho-affective border-territories: man-beast, "non-sentient" objects with vivid character, would you eat this, creepy visual puns via juxtaposition, sinister twee peril, suburban darkness, awareness/lack of awareness, daft rando performativity that scares the fkn bejesus out of you (cf coulrophobia and v)

this (and https://twitter.com/WorstBlobby) are the only things that comfort me any more: i am happy to accept this is a decadent pathology and an indication of despair

over to you

proposed name for the aesthetic:

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 10:03 (seven years ago) link

oh yes, the curator ask that images be sent him/her/them/whatever, and selects from that according to i guess "cursedness" -- one stipulation is NO SHOPS

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 10:07 (seven years ago) link

vii encompasses uncanny valley also obv

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 10:49 (seven years ago) link

vii is key. a lot of mundane scenes made jarring by having some sort of jarring animalistic/death-drive presence. there's a lot of meat

ogmor, Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link

jarring? jarring

ogmor, Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link

yes i'm not sure if jarring is quite the right word, seems to suggest too abrupt a realisation, too step-change: what's unsettling is that this realisation (that you stepped across a border into a world you really don't want to be in) is simultaneously gradual AND quick, beginning slight ending up intense -- this was ordinary and funny and NOW THERE'S NO WAY BACK

(and partly it''s unsettling partly bcz "gradual AND quick" isn't a real-world category?)

there *is* a lot of meat (shd dig out adorno's stuff on animals and meat, feel it's surprisingly pertinent, esp. as you wouldn't tag TWA as a connoisseur of this kind of stuff)

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:17 (seven years ago) link

also, bananas

attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

the mapping of the immanent liminality of the banana is an epistemic breakthrough all on its own

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 12:12 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2lryuOUsAAbiEp.jpg

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link

(not actually what i was looking for, but i can't resist the expressions)

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link

lmao

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link

it's a cursed image world we just etc

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsmxaFfVIAMExAO.jpg

this is closer to what i was after: people in a CI picture where you absolutely can't tell (bcz artful? bcz we are just intruders in their realm?) if this is a performance or verité

(the kid's performing but what about the woman pushing the trolley…)

mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link

I get Diane Arbus like vibes from some of them.

MaresNest, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6XUu05UoAArI1B.jpg

^ Actually dreamed this in a nightmare about four years ago

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 10 March 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Loved the truck with the "flames" paint job, on fire.

Sanpaku, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link

feel this is outside the standard guidelines:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C69END7WYAA07ym.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:25 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

a crucified easter bunny made of toast, outside tooting station (stolen from @andrewbloch)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9R4c7XXgAEmkkJ.jpg

not officially cursed: i can't decide if it fits the aesthetic (perhaps too well made)

mark s, Friday, 14 April 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDXmc0dVwAA_WDg.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

it plays "Let It Go" when you open the lid

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link

Mark, you need to follow the Facebook group called Theories of the deep understanding of things.

Jack-et potato? (jed_), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

^is that it? that's it

Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

so not gonna happen

mark s, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

omg

gin and chronic (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 July 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGt74NfVoAADSRP.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

i liked this one https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGgSkxxVYAANrnj.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

Imagine: you've called round on some errand and the entire family is dressed like this. No explanation offered.

http://i.imgur.com/MuRaz.jpg

It's the perfect contrast of the mundane and the inexplicable, the ordinary suburban backdrop combined with whatever the hell it is these people are doing.

Another weird detail I've just noticed is "Lisa" isn't holding a saxophone but a large pipe(?)

Pheeel, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link

#nofilter

mark s, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

man every single one of those "real life Simpsons" photos/mock-ups creeps the hell out of me

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

lol @ all the comments that just say "Russia"

brimstead, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBBv2keV0AAW2vN.jpg

mark s, Friday, 1 September 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJTZ2McUEAAgnc9.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 9 September 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

the gigeresque uh 'aperture' on the tree really adds to the effect

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 September 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

feel like the twitter acct deviates from the aesthetic a lot now for just Funny Images though the ones reposted here are mostly on point

ciderpress, Saturday, 9 September 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNexeoFU8AA8R8l.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNZxj0vV4AAlJHy.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNffpu0WsAI8YCT.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

DAIRY CULTURE HAS GONE TOO FAR pic.twitter.com/ZI60j0pWoU

— rahel aima (@cnqmdi) December 15, 2017

or click through: http://batheinmymilk.com/

mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

I'm upset to find out at the bottom of that page that is not real ;_;

(well, the photos are real, but it's by some dude)

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

idgi

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Friday, 15 December 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

long fingers

frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

Only just realised the teletubbies pic is in a hospital ward, not some kid's bedroom. I guess that kind-of explains it? Maybe?

Pheeel, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

if anything it makes it worse imo

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 December 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFomCQW0AURl5q.jpg

flopson, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1516031093/WallofGammon.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXJtXFMWAAE5M5G.jpg

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXXGXM8W0AAJY-l.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

oh, that's good.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

this has got many layers. A+

calzino, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

The Teletubbies one upthread is going to give me nightmares.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

kind of an outgrowth of internet k-hole, different imagined contexts for found images

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 27 April 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

I've been looking at this image for a while trying to decide if horse is alive or stuffed. I think alive?

Either way, this question is just one of SO MANY re: this cursed image.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 28 April 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link

lmao @ these creepy pictures

thots and players (rip van wanko), Saturday, 28 April 2018 03:08 (six years ago) link

CURSED pictures

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 28 April 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link

dying at Taxidermy - $500

you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 28 April 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/wX7tbmz.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 28 April 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

ok I won't be sleeping tonight thx

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 April 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

ah man now she gets to punch me in the arm as hard as she wants

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

bah

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgFvcb4UwAAb8Sw.jpg:large

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

sheesh

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 07:23 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2598/3950169973_5a539fcc7d_b.jpg

thanks to mark for the reminder

devvvine, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 10:29 (five years ago) link

GiS tim farron milk, he worked really hard on cursing this one up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnPlO7mW8AELMAB.jpg:large

mark s, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link

even more than the many and varied expressions of utter, soul-crushing defeat on farron's face, it's the crumpled orange backdrop that really makes these so profoundly cursed imo

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 10:37 (five years ago) link

I can't compete with that, but I can offer backup:

https://i.imgur.com/tFwRQl4.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiQoKcvUwAAAeef.jpg:large

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

how dark does it have to be before cursed becomes crepypasta

mark s, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

lol, pp!

"Arkansas is open for business."

andrew m., Tuesday, 17 July 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

I'd like to think that WAH2 was about 40 minutes into an impromptu 60-minute speech when that was taken.

pplains, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

blessed:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Di6UpS2XoAEN4iA.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

gonna need to know whether that li’l guy has drowned in there before making a blessed/cursed adjudication

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

just thinking baout things on my read

mark s, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

He came out of a human colon idk what’s so hard to decipher

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

as did we all iirc

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkkyqFOXgAAkEnS.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 26 August 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

Spongebob Roadkillpants

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 26 August 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

feel like the word "abject" needs to appear on this thread, cf the work of Mike Kelley, Paul McCarthy etc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 August 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

i also think some of the pics here have been composed somehow or are otherwise too remarkable to quite fit the brief.. "if that makes sense"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 August 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

… people in a CI picture where you absolutely can't tell (bcz artful? bcz we are just intruders in their realm?) if this is a performance or verité…

― mark s, Thursday, March 9, 2017 11:21 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mark s, Sunday, 26 August 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/0ISlir4.png

pplains, Sunday, 26 August 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

I am now cursed

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 26 August 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

I had never seen the translation "Bob l'éponge" before, but it makes me oddly happy

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/16QHQQL.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 01:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vX3QPzY.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 01:29 (five years ago) link

uncanny midpoint between cute and cursed there - it's like one of those illustrations where you can see a bunny or an old lady depending on how you squint at it

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

which maybe makes it more cursed? i dunno, requires further research

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

midpoint between cute and cursed there

bg, there's something wrong with you.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

i am as god made me, sir

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqKK8JbXcAE4q1Q.jpg:large

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 02:34 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

eh

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 1 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

I'm racking my branes trying to remember what I posted on August 29th that is now a broken link.

brokenshire (jed_), Sunday, 2 December 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

It may have been a koi fish sucking a pacifier.

pplains, Sunday, 2 December 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

that's right!

brokenshire (jed_), Sunday, 2 December 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwzCRx7WkAA2-yK.jpg:large

mark s, Sunday, 13 January 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link

outstanding

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 13 January 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/2h4QxusnnT

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) January 13, 2019

mark s, Sunday, 13 January 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

That’s a very aesthetic thing idk

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 January 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

what's the music?

ogmor, Sunday, 13 January 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

cursed images never not aesthetic = premise of thread

that twitter account is useful in its wrong-name-ness

mark s, Monday, 14 January 2019 10:33 (five years ago) link

the cursed image aesthetic = resistance to fixed narrative + one or more jarring elements

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 January 2019 11:41 (five years ago) link

The state mint in Berlin has issued a memorial coin celebrating 70 years of currywurst and it may just be the most horrible thing in the history of numismatics pic.twitter.com/SgGJ5TtgWH

— Oliver Moody (@olivernmoody) January 14, 2019

Neil S, Monday, 14 January 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

Indeed, the wurst thing

Hashtagdadjokes

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 January 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

wurrycurst press submit

mark s, Monday, 14 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/2h4QxusnnT
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) January 13, 2019
― mark s, Sunday, 13 January 2019 19:05 (yesterday) Permalink

That’s a very aesthetic thing idk

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 January 2019 21:12 (yesterday) Permalink

I can picture exactly this but in a closed space being in the Whitney Biennial or something like that

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 14 January 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

so not gonna happen

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/tSSVJ9y.png

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 28 March 2019 04:57 (five years ago) link

https://twitter.com/zanntone/status/1111601025578876929

mark s, Friday, 29 March 2019 12:10 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3IDnAPU4AApYQn.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

the missing image at xp is this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D20zPOAXQAUGgrD.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4nbvhqU8AAOk7J.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link

Name one thing in this photo pic.twitter.com/zgyE9rL2XP

— dumbass ass idiot 𓅩 (@melip0ne) April 23, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 26 April 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

Yikes.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 April 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link

Brave attempt in the comments there:

pic.twitter.com/KVj1yV8Rry

— reneabythe (@reneabythe) April 23, 2019

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 April 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link

jfc it’s like a glimpse into what living with visual agnosia must be like

Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 April 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link

jfc

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link

I have a question and a follow-up question.

1. Does that shirt so "Duck War?"
2. If so, why?

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link

*say

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rxGEd9u.jpg

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link

important fact-check taking place in the aesthetics of cursed images thread!

mark s, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:59 (five years ago) link

All for the greater good!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link

but maybe not in her case

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link

only very marginally less cursed imo

Click every part of the photo that is terrifying and depressing pic.twitter.com/ZslhfCSFdW

— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) May 1, 2019

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 06:33 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Evidently popular in Eastern Europe:

https://i.redd.it/zymqctf2zre21.jpg

despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

Probably 55-65% of all couch photos on the internet are cursed.

https://i.imgur.com/kRpTvDN.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/0gMXjg6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Y0Vg6lM.png

pplains, Sunday, 16 June 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link

!!!

me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

so good

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

holy shit

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 17 June 2019 01:21 (four years ago) link

That last one is excellent. I think I'm missing something on the first image though.

brain (krakow), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT to our 2015 #SCFestivalofLove when actor #JimBroadbent exhibited his 'People' the amazing carved figures that he creates in his shed. Did you see them? pic.twitter.com/09Wp9SlKNg

— Southbank Centre (@southbankcentre) June 20, 2019

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

now i will never not see them

mark s, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

fun fact: he uses real human hair to make these, allegedly cut from wigs

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

“They are people, and people depend on love and give love and need love and maybe these people love each other.”

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

now i will never not see the love

mark s, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/17/5d/6b175df0b855e9decf010b15451ec174.jpg

i still have nightmares over this "childrens tv" classic.

calzino, Thursday, 20 June 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

I am never quite sure exactly what fits this thread, but it was the first thing that came to my mind when the quarterly local mag turned up on my doormat just now.

https://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/miaowseph_zpsftlonzko.png

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 23 June 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

Fight candidates? Opera star on the brink? Miaowseph Stalin?

Maybe google.translate is messing with me, but I'd say that one fits here anyway.

pplains, Sunday, 23 June 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

none less cursed:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_CCsMNXYAA9r3B.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

Well, you got the "pin down" accurately.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link

propain and propain accessories

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

*applauds*

mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

(lol can you tell i'm meant to be doing a QUITE IMPORTANT job application today)

mark s, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/4quinNf.png

pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 03:43 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_xVYAgW4AI9ecx.png

mark s, Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_7cg2QXkAE_IHg.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 20 July 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/kUyqdkl.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

This one's blursed.

pomenitul, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/0o5ztiyfsob31.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 21 July 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

(xp) so not gonna happen

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link

I've been trying cartoons with #GauGAN and it's not going well. Harder to do color mapping and the lack of 3D geometry really hurts automatic segmentation. Games really are a great fit. Totoro should not be a nightmare. pic.twitter.com/hfWEoUGLN1

— Jonathan Fly 👾 (@jonathanfly) June 30, 2019

/

koogs, Thursday, 25 July 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

want that shirt

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 July 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

(taken from a long Twitter thread that was originally mentioned here: rolling thread of stuff worth reading on videogames )

koogs, Friday, 26 July 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NW0Z5a8.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 28 July 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

who is that with paul whitehouse?

koogs, Monday, 29 July 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link

I thought it was Ben Miller.

Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Monday, 29 July 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

v: double ditto "lurking clown" photos, which would obviously belong but actually don't often feature

mark s, Saturday, 3 August 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Does this one qualify?

https://i.redd.it/pjzorgay7ig31.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:33 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/q2thzcfs22h31.jpg

Funky Isolations (jed_), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

open for a surprise

mark s, Friday, 23 August 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

I fail to understand how a glimpse into our optimized future world might be considered 'cursed' but haters gonna hate I guess

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/08/30/08/beargryllssting3008b.jpg

beargryllsanaphylacticshock.jpg

omar little, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

wow benedict cumberbatch looks great

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Please give us a NSFW warning before posting wallogina.jpg. Please.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Getting a strong Residents vibe from Possibly In Michigan. Cool that Tik Tok teens are rediscovering it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I really need to just hunker down someday and upload the dozens of offerings that I've deprived this thread of for so long. I have some good ones, y'all. Some good + unnerving ones.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hYiZ6BK.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link

oof

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

been there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

Okay y'all, I personally snapped a couple contenders yesterday and one in particular which I feel is destined for the canon, do u agree y/n

https://imgur.com/6yZo7Ge

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

Ah, crumbs, I didn't realize I'd failed to post a proper image. Just follow the link: https://m.imgur.com/6yZo7Ge

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

So I'd describe the feeling of capturing a cursed image is equal parts 'this is amazing' and 'this might be the last thing I ever see'.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

Thankee kindly.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/d8lzsEm.gif

mark s, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link

lolol!

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

cmd-w

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 October 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/ryuk6xn8eat31.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

removes bookmark

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 October 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

that's not cured that's just gross

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 18 October 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

more like upchuck taylors

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 October 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

Finally something that'll compete against Air Jesuses.

pplains, Friday, 18 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

That image wins in terms of accursedness if only because we all lose in terms of looking at it.

Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

Forgive me.

pomenitul, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link

No

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

the lighting is wrong

mark s, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

Yeah THAT'S the problem

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

yes

mark s, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

it's makeup. from https://www.instagram.com/raniratt/

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 18 October 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

brb gotta barf

billstevejim, Saturday, 19 October 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/w1TNgbJnnf

— connor clown emoji (@CNNRGLDN) November 5, 2019

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/vndbw4umbvx31.jpg

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

For five terribly long seconds I saw some sort of invisible, haunted boy in a white undershirt there, instead of a plastic bag :(

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

I choose to believe those five seconds were a glimpse into the hauntological truth.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

Oh I agree! Spectre of Marx vibes w/ this picture.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

Known pedophile and people "drowning" makes these a little too obvious to meet the platonic CI ideal

cryborg (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

Known pedophile? It used to be some kind of art installation in Stockholm, apparently.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.redd.it/9dbvbze890641.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 21 December 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WASnCYk.jpg

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 December 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.redd.it/yw7g9q0txt841.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:37 (four years ago) link

the ‘aesthetic’ is just ‘donnie darko’ right

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 05:27 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SqDHp1N.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 January 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

Yes, this is exactly it.

pomenitul, Monday, 6 January 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

Whenever I peruse through my repository, there's one image in particular that jumps out at me as particularly accursed, and it is this:

https://i.imgur.com/U0UrtCT_d.jpg

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link

oh my god

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:08 (four years ago) link

that's ruined my fucking weekend

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

I think it just gave mine a boost?

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link

poor guy's lunch has gone every which way but the loos

Death to (NickB), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link

why is Rhys Ifans taking a photo of him?

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:22 (four years ago) link

Ah yes. Among the genre’s crown jewels, without a doubt.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 January 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link

nickb has made my weekend

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

couldn't find any which way to the can

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

The list of criteria in the first mark s post should most definitely include 'simultaneously and/or alternately makes and ruins one's weekend'

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

sympathising guy's butt crack is the icing on the ape puking cake

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

It's a masterclass in levels. So many of them.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

:0

mark s, Friday, 10 January 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link

- animal exploitation
- callous human voyeurism
- genuine concern for another living creature
- a primate in distress
- vomit
- buttcrack

it's got it all, and i don't like any of it

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 January 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

can only deplore the erasure from this list of:
- any which way ifans

mark s, Friday, 10 January 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link

couldn't find any which way to the can

this needs more love.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 January 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

Gagging Ape!

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

Gross but weirdly sweet

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 11 January 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

If I'd known she was gonna share it with the entire internet I never would have let her do it.

Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 January 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

Monkey is a sculpture called ''Ancient Echo'' by Tony Matelli.

https://i.imgur.com/POexgrN.jpg

I thought that was a piece of art, but the one I was actually trying to remember is one I Can't Find On The Internet.

It was this bug-eyed chimp/Sasquatch creature, who looked very much like half a human, getting bullied by frat boys. Thinking it may have almost been pornographic. Saw it years and years ago, maybe on something like Fark.com or even the Noize Board. But it also may have been a cursed dream.

pplains, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

big ron mueck energy:

https://p7.storage.canalblog.com/77/29/192635/22065464.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

damnit pp

i wanted to believe

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

believe in the buttcrack

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

Underrated R Kelly single

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

Never forget: https://kotaku.com/magic-the-gathering-of-buttcracks-1541155916

pomenitul, Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

Fairly sure these are blursed though.

pomenitul, Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

I had a vague narrative that buttcrack/keeper was arriving for a preliminary hearing after much publicized destructive incident involving chimp, hence t-shirt w/ messgage on front meant to humanize chimp/flatter judge, all v disruptive to chimp's normal routine, meal schedule etc

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

It was this bug-eyed chimp/Sasquatch creature, who looked very much like half a human, getting bullied by frat boys. Thinking it may have almost been pornographic.

pretty sure i know exactly what you mean. it was like an exaggerated reification of the artist's inner introvert/loser, there was a series of images with the character.

Paperbag raita (ledge), Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah. Wanna say there was a locker room one. Bad stuff, like where he was being pushed toward a girl who clearly did not want his attention.

Thought there was a vomit one too.

pplains, Sunday, 12 January 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

i vaguely remember this as well.

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

Charlie White's Understanding Joshua series. My soul heaves a queasy little gag every time I'm reminded of it, cheers!

cat, Monday, 13 January 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

That's it. Thanks (I guess?)

Here's a rare one in which no one appears to be getting assaulted.

https://i.imgur.com/reeCXC9.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 January 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link

hoo boy, forgot about this one.

https://i.imgur.com/tTXEAbB.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 January 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EORVBF9WsAEyQGp?format=jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link

goddamn it

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link

sweet

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link

Their ability to taste sweetness helps offset their natural saltiness.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

Love those Joshua pictures

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

quora informs me that testicles-have-tastebuds science is a MICE ONLY fact but an advanced twittersearch of @justsaysinmice throws up nothing so i declare it a solid truth for all lifeforms

mark s, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

Thank u for that, mark s. See, bosses at the last four jobs I was fired from? I told you it was completely normal. I told you.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

lol those dummies told me these things were warts

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link

Don't know if this counts as trve cvrsed but

https://i.redd.it/wzmy52xj5vb41.jpg

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link

That counts in my book. Are the capital letters where blood was found, in an ascending order of what was detected first?

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 January 2020 10:37 (four years ago) link

we need to see (F) the carpeting *inside* the bowl imo

mark s, Monday, 20 January 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

lagging the cistern like that is probably a good idea - it's very easy to get condensation on the outside that'll drip down.

koogs, Monday, 20 January 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link

shell casings imo

poor smurf

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 20 January 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

i'm like whatever, you do you, except for that fucking towel IN THE TUB that is perverse

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link

does stuff that's obviously photoshopped count?

https://external-preview.redd.it/Er5ltfU8dE_pNVnzkkKppgMOUhSzSWjGFXogNiyUQNY.jpg?auto=webp&s=5144d00a6436c9488cfd66e3239d85dedc97cb18

soref, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link

oh yes, the curator ask that images be sent him/her/them/whatever, and selects from that according to i guess "cursedness" -- one stipulation is NO SHOPS

― mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 10:07 (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

mark s, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link

Harsh but fair.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link

^^^this is a good account

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXe2R5NXcAEB9sg?format=jpg

mark s, Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

Lol. We miss u D34thdr0ne.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 30 January 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

No. Just no.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

irl lol

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

eye wash pls

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

I used peroxide, really did the trick.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/8k3ad641xof41.jpg

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Saturday, 8 February 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

Harrowing.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 8 February 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MbsM54L.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CNlLp0w.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 9 February 2020 05:32 (four years ago) link

this is how i keep the cat from clawing the sofa

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 07:27 (four years ago) link

The sofa that claws back.

nickn, Sunday, 9 February 2020 10:18 (four years ago) link

Jesus, I saw this last night then had nightmares about my house being swarmed with wasps. I'd just light my house on fire if this really happened to me.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 February 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

the shadowland liminality (liminalism?) of various psycho-affective border-territories

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89379241_2996961527034825_8954588379266154496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=16qTjMsC6jYAX8SItwU&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=f0728449efb73b70794df3c7a0958bff&oe=5E90BD28

Wentworth Street, East London, 1978

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link

Great photo. With dentist hooks disguised as lamp posts to boot!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

She's really lagging behind the group

https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/0We9d5J3BLQ/0.jpg

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/C53fIn5.jpg

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

wtf

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

anteater say hi to me

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

Worst glory hole ever

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

You say toe-may-toe

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link

let's jerk the whole thing off

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link

Bono has written a coronavirus ballad https://t.co/m1oL2oXvou

— The Independent (@Independent) March 18, 2020

mark s, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link

:'-(

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

Nooooooo please tell me this is a joek

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

thx bono but i choose death by viral pneumonia

uncle-knower is coming for you (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link

I heard it's going to be played repeatedly through PA systems across the whole country in a misguided attempt to pacify the population and stop them buying up all the bog roll

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

bono can you please put it on italian iphones, as a surprise

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

hey bono

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

Fwiw Bono is nowhere near as despised outside of the English-speaking world.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link

in fact i'd go further and say he's loved and idolised to a staggering degree.

Fizzles, Sunday, 22 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

I remember a sketch on 90s UK sketch show Glam Metal Detectives about a rasta going into a record shop and asking if they had any Phil Collins, then when they when they didn't have any settling for a Kenny Rodgers box set, the "joke" being that only white people like these acts - however this was only about 5 or 6 years before this was released - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Renewal_(tribute_album) - and looks like Kenny also had non-white fans.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

so did phil!

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

Fwiw Bono is nowhere near as despised outside of the English-speaking world

No wonder the world is in a state.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

jesus, next *they'll* be saying Bob fucking Gedolf doesn't deserve a good fucking shoeing!

calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iO9tqyz.mp4

what the f

frogbs, Monday, 30 March 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

welp, looking at that right before bed was probably a mistake

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 March 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

Kinda cute, I thought.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 30 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

You'll know by tomorrow morning.

xp

coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 30 March 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link

That reminds me of some snaps I took a while back:

https://i.imgur.com/SHXBugN.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BjDuj4e.jpg

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link

wh... why would you have those lying around

Taken in the same shop (Cursed Image Inc., I believe it was called?) as my bunny masks pic upthread. And believe it or not, I have even more disquieting shots from the same place but feel it is my civic duty to drop them slowly so as to not induce wailing, gnashing of teeth, etc.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

I appreciate a slow drip of cursed images ty

so did phil!

nb that all the performers on the album were American

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

Not an image but this song is utterly cursed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTUhN__FRk

Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link

Happy Easter @BrennansNOLA: Watch Peter Cottontail saber and pop his way down the Champagne trail... 🐰🍾🥂 #brennansnola #bubblesatbrennans pic.twitter.com/yEUuObdCeA

— The City Of New Orleans (@CityOfNOLA) April 11, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/7WF6wsf.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 11 April 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

Seasonal repost

https://i.imgur.com/6yZo7Ge.jpg

Beyond the beautiful snapshot I took myself, I have a repository of similar holiday-related horrors on my Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/stewartpancreas/no-thank-you/holidays-of-hopelessness/

(NB: I have many, many accursed photographs tucked among my various boards so feel free to peruse.)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 April 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link

A masked Easter bunny skipping at me with a sword is inside of my brain now, and can never be removed.

Truly cursed on this blessed day, thanking u

cat, Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Ht8vQmM.png

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

you should try attending any sunday post-evangelical service potluck in the midwest. the entire scene is cursed

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWNGg12XYAMFbWc?format=jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 11:34 (four years ago) link

bring me sunshine...

koogs, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link

i guess the cover illustrator was told that they should only have the characters doing moves that the models themselves could do?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

because otherwise, the alternative is that they drew it that way on...purpose? lol

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

oh my god

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link

did they not have the rights to sean connery's likeness?

koogs, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWdBwIUWkAEQ1iB?format=jpg

mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link

Blursed imo.

pomenitul, Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link

the only good story in the only good magazine

mark s, Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link

ah well, click on the link I guess

rí an techno (seandalai), Saturday, 25 April 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

Seriously thought first guy in the blue tux was George Hamilton.

pplains, Saturday, 25 April 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link

Looks like the AC has failed a few times.

nickn, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:06 (four years ago) link

The Boy George stands out as... passable?

epistantophus, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

Couldn't figure out if Mussolini was supposed to be a "before" or "after" pose.

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 03:02 (four years ago) link

Sarah ferguson not bad

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 07:42 (four years ago) link

the nazis-only mummification paint is a quietly alpha touch imo

mark s, Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWgNuqeXQAAb4Su?format=jpg

mark s, Sunday, 26 April 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link

I am partial to the waxen Tony Blair. It is a minor masterpiece of its kind.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 27 April 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link

vg+

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 April 2020 04:47 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWs9Fp-XgAMnu5X?format=jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

Okay well I just literally died so RIP me I guess

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

I guess I didn't realize that 'permanently extinguishes all hope' was a necessary criterion wrt the accursed image, but well done.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

its not necessary but

mark s, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link

"ultra rare"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

“promo”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link

‘fle$h’

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

Is there a possible scenario wherein someone owns this thing and has killed (and at least partially devoured) fewer than say six people, is what I'm wondering

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

The answer is in the question.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/q86OqgG.jpg

tom hanks defeating coronavirus

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:30 (four years ago) link

jesus

mark s, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:36 (four years ago) link

i mean i can gaze at and consider the implications of the fle$hlight with amused detachment but

mark s, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:37 (four years ago) link

Eeeurrgghhh.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:48 (four years ago) link

someone spent their time, thought and energy to make that image. let's not encourage them any further.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXW047dUMAAEtwW?format=jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

the muppets are 65 yrs old today:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXlLKyyWAAEYnWk?format=jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXlLKqzWsAIguos?format=jpg

mark s, Saturday, 9 May 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

<prepares lawsuit for damages against OL>

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 May 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

How did OL just curse the cursed images thread.

pplains, Saturday, 9 May 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

I think about this forks post probably once a month or so.

SESAME STREET

pplains, Saturday, 9 May 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

nice collection!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/9fz4v0med1y41.jpg

pomenitul, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GePo0bf.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

Getting strong Max Rebo vibes from that nun

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 18 May 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

Strong orca energy

tsrobodo, Monday, 18 May 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

holy shit that nun is the most terrifying thing i've seen in months

i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link

I saw that photo on titter described as "most symmetrical nun"

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYVBRKEXkAYD1c1?format=jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link

Trying to figure out what state (if American) that toilet bee sign is from.

Too blue of a state would have locked the door up, put a sign on the door that said CLOSED.

Too red of a state wouldn't have had a unisex toilet in the first place.

I'm going to guess somewhere like Oregon.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link

looks pretty Aussie to me

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

Use of TOILET leads me to believe you're right.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bald4gd.png

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 04:04 (four years ago) link

When we moved in to our new business to start renovating, there was a dark back room with a framed photo of baby, I have not pixelated the photo it was already like that pic.twitter.com/mvMmnZoV27

— acabraham lincoln (@SirSandGoblin) June 2, 2020

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

ok yikes

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Indeed, that picture is nightmare fuel.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

Have some empathy, the child was born that way

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:28 (three years ago) link

lol

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

Praying. Thinking. Walking. pic.twitter.com/t0tSOKOkd2

— Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) June 4, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

oy

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 4 June 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

taking off all that makeup should provide some time for contemplation

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

every generation gets much to think about

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 4 June 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

Preying. Thinking. Walking.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

"this looks like a teaser poster for Get Out 2" lol

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

haha xp

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

🐦[Praying. Thinking. Walking. pic.twitter.com/t0tSOKOkd2🕸
— Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) June 4, 2020🕸]🐦


Now I’m thinking of Buddy Holly

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crying,_Waiting,_Hoping

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

Praying Mantis Walking

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:43 (three years ago) link

praying, thinking, walking
that's all you seem to do

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

this isn't nice but she is the actual chicken lady from kids in the hall

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 June 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link

well it violates one of my personal CI criteria by displaying something overtly sinister (fire) but still, this is fucking creepy

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

the Gingrich is nigh perfect

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 June 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

That's a furby, rvw.

pplains, Monday, 8 June 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

it's you and me pp

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

but I thought it was a Gremlin

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

It's all of us.

pplains, Monday, 8 June 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

good call!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

can I post the full length movie? really a movie is just a serious of still images

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

*series dammit

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

manic pixie nightmare girl

Evan, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

how does she feel about the shins

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3Tumw2n.jpg

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

lol saved

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

mr bean-looking ass pixie nightmare girl

mark s, Monday, 8 June 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

just realized she doesn't have irises in the original but that's totally normal I guess

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 8 June 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KoyHz4m.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

poor tortoise :(

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

caption: the best shit of my life

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

"First time in 110 years this has happened to me, I promise!"

pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

"Do NOT go in there!"

nickn, Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

"christ what an asshole"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Not exactly what one means by "turtling" when running to the restroom, usually.

Evan, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

is that real Italian marble

brian emo (rip van wanko), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/JPyEoxx8AB

— RickyBobby (@lastdreamcast) June 13, 2020

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbWpv99XkAEzj0R?format=jpg&name=medium

devvvine, Thursday, 25 June 2020 11:51 (three years ago) link

'photos that look like Cold War Steve collages but aren't'

Trying to spot Cilla...

brain (krakow), Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link

Is that one of Johnson's seven million children in the blue tube.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:16 (three years ago) link

is that cilla in blackface at the top?

koogs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jWALaBU.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

sorry to do tweets but

Tom Brady's coronavirus message: 'Only thing we have to fear is fear itself' https://t.co/FmLuAqgbZ9 pic.twitter.com/nvnRyfpoJO

— New York Post (@nypost) June 26, 2020

carin' (map), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

map just posted that one right before yours.

pplains, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

Poss trying too hard but still

Good news: The FaceApp recognizes this tomato as a face!
Bad News: I think I just saw something I wasn’t supposed to see pic.twitter.com/GTKgmNXnGu

— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) July 4, 2020

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 5 July 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link

creepy af no doubt

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

Come to the Colonel.
Let him comfort you. pic.twitter.com/r6C699Lcda

— 𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑 (@Kevin_Church) July 13, 2020

carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

omg

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

Feel like KFC pulls this stuff on purpose.

https://i.imgur.com/oqTuAVI.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

A 'before' picture of the furniture in Leatherface's parlor afaict

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/waIfh97.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

imagine how much of an insufferable douchebag you have to be to be the person in the ad agency that 'spearheads' the ironic repackaging of a fast food chain's more innocent but still horrible past branding

carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

I'm still a little stuck on the idea that there is a market for a special igloo just for eating fried chicken

Like, we're about to sit down and eat fried chicken and somebody's like "wait, we need to do this inside a KFC igloo."

And then they have, like, separate igloos for eating different foods in

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

It's practical during these lockdown days to have sequestered areas in your domicile that do and do not smell like fresh hell.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

hate to break it to you but it doesn't actually exist as an object irl xp

carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

The couch Colonel Sanders just makes me think of "Society".

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

it makes me think of a giant rectangular crotch

carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Me too but then when am I not thinking of a giant rectangular crotch tbrr

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

Disappointed that one doesn't have "cup holders."

pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

hate to break it to you but it doesn't actually exist as an object irl xp

― carin' (map)

if there are near infinite universes, and at least one of them has imagine it, to me that means it does exist, somewhere. and it looks like this:

https://i.imgur.com/1V3FJ5d.gif

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

IRL hard LOL

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

a masterpiece

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

doesn't compare to the original:

https://i.imgur.com/IFEwhDG.jpg

i like how it reboots the colonel as a lonely misfit

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

or maybe almost as a god figurehead in the cosmology of KFC

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

lonely misfit thinking boaut wings

brownie, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

tenthumping

carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

km your all time best

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

I want that tent

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

if you pay me $20,000, i'll make you that tent and it'll shake all night long

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

this is my new business proposition, as well as my elevator speech

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

i need to convince wealthy people to give me money to make them silly things, and then donate all that money to charity, and also invest some in robinhood

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

Oh I meant the original tent, I wasn’t dating to contemplate irl colonel humper version

but okay yes

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

daring

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

I feel like Elon musk

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media https://t.co/2UfrmAg8gY pic.twitter.com/tRBZw8zcVo

— New York Post (@nypost) July 15, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Gw2SxSd.jpg

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

oh god

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

I'm so sorry.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

that's okay you reminded me it's cocktail hour

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

This isn't a competition, pom.

pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

But if it was

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

Well, yeah.

pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

it's more creepypasta than cursed but don't care

pic.twitter.com/TZuXo71QUy

— 𝕌𝕃𝕋ℝ𝔸 (@ADXUltra) July 21, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/kATN9Nj.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

bear say bye to me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vfOBnnr.jpg

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

Melania?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

I was thinking Taylor Swift, a pop tart.

nickn, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

I see Ariel Pink

Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Stretching the definition somewhat, but…

https://i.imgur.com/Rw9ih5g.jpg

pomenitul, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

nice of them to provide cutlery

mark s, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

lol

I mean, it does coagulate at a point.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

Mosquito wouldn't turn down a blood sausage.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

pip pip

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

looks arterial

Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/RMYzKDA.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 September 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

*removed image*

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

^ that one took a considerable amount of time to set up. I blame covid-19.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

I like how Homestar Runner incorporated bad fan costumes into it's universe, but some of them really are the epitome of cursed

https://i.imgur.com/nUtG1Yw.jpg

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

So not gonna happen

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

ugh, pom!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

pomenitul is really ruining this fucking thread

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

Sorry, but you gotta hand it to the makeup artists.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

i don't really think of gross out images as cursed any more than i think of tubgirl as thought provoking

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

— wint (@dril) February 15, 2017

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

Ulysses OTM

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

But this one isn't just guts 'n' gore, there's an uncanninness to it as well due to the unexpected shape, which I and many others would argue qualifies as cursed.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

I mean:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/itacmi/cursed_ginger/

I'm not using an unorthodox definition here.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link

"I and many other arseholes on reddit"

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

Eh, suit yourself. The other stuff is kinda boring and déjà vu tbh, at least this one feels like a genuine curse when you're looking at it, which I thought was the point all along.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

Seeing as this thread doesn't meet your lofty standards maybe you can fuck off out of it

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

No need to be an ass about it. I didn't think these particular takes on the cursed aesthetic would be so controversial here.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

POLL: Proposed FP Threshold Changes

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

So you just ignored people's objections to your last edgelord image

removes bookmark

― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, October 18, 2019 9:11 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's not cured that's just gross

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, October 18, 2019 9:12 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

more like upchuck taylors

― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, October 18, 2019 9:14 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Finally something that'll compete against Air Jesuses.

― pplains, Friday, October 18, 2019 9:32 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

That image wins in terms of accursedness if only because we all lose in terms of looking at it.

― Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, October 18, 2019 10:09 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Forgive me.

― pomenitul, Friday, October 18, 2019 10:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

No

― solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, October 18, 2019 10:44 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

I assumed those were humorous responses?

Anyway, I'll refrain from posting such material in the future if it clearly upsets you and others itt.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

And mods, feel free to delete these if you think they're off limits.

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

I wasn't bothered inasmuch at is was clearly fake (clearly to me anyway), but perhaps we could at least hide more potentially-upsetting images now that that functionality exists.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

Here, I hope this puts us back on track

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/e5/d4/3fe5d4624d225d8e481963d8542e0f62.jpg

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

And how!

hey, trust the fungus! (pomenitul), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

It's supposed to be a photograph that is incidentally creepy, imo. NOT THAT HARD Y'ALL

naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link

Gore-free (really):

https://imgur.com/bb38d40a-c04b-499e-95ca-4ee66124bb00

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link

Second attempt:

blob:https://imgur.com/448db9c1-05dd-4658-9009-d93ceafa5ae3" class="noborder">

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

Third attempt (this is part of the curse):

https://i.imgur.com/zyG1xQi.jpg

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

looks to me like the eyes on the rising figure were blanked out purposely. not necessarily via software because there are plenty of ways to do that in a darkroom. but when images have (apparently) been manipulated I'd disqualify them.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

Some background:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Evans_(medium)

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

of all the things to fake in this image, why would it be his closed eyes

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

Honorable mention: the pop abominations of Open AI.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

of all the things to fake in this image, why would it be his closed eyes

I was thinking in terms of the 'cursed' aesthetic of the photo, not its supposed purpose as evidence for levitation (which purpose I didn't know when I posted that). The eyes in the image pom posted don't look to me simply like closed eyelids, but more like eerie white holes in his face. I couldn't explain why, if not manipulation.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

The eyes in the image pom posted don't look to me simply like closed eyelids, but more like eerie white holes in his face. I couldn't explain why, if not manipulation.

The requisite flash may be the explanation you're looking for:

Evans would routinely host seances in large halls and request that the room be completely dark. As his believers gathered around him and chanted, there would suddenly be a flash. In the instant of blinding light, Colin Evans could supposedly be seen levitating.

Evans would hold his seances in complete darkness, and as soon as his followers were getting into it, he would jump, straight into the air. The cord was a trigger for a camera placed in the ceiling.

From: https://allthatsinteresting.com/famous-fake-photos/3

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

Dunno who these people are or even if they are british (they clearly are though) but it's a photo that has brought me a lot of pleasure for many years now pic.twitter.com/PRcgMDCuJ0

— Frank Sobotka (@cymrurouge) September 22, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

cursed indiglo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

dunno if they are British (they clearly are though)

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

OL's photo is the Migrant Mother of cursed images.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

they clearly are though

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

lol i concur

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

Generally, the aesthetic isn't reliant on text, so this is borderline.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjNTA4ZWAAEbwqQ?format=jpg

Voulez-vous un coup d'etat, ce soir? (Sanpaku), Thursday, 1 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

True story: this spring (as social distancing and germ-consciousness was becoming, um, viral) I happened to be in an elevator with an earnest sign stating we should avoid touching the elevator buttons directly - it suggested "consider using a car key or a pen."

It took every ounce of adulthood I possess (not much) to resist altering it to say "consider using a car key or a penis."

But I thought about it every time I got in that elevator.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 October 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

one of my good friends went through a scatalogical phase...in college...that involved putting little dishes of his poop in an elevator and then sending it up and down to other floors

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

in all that fog of forgetfulness, one night sticks out to eat: it was the night he actually did put it in a dish and send it up and down the elevator. in the meantime, i was in his dorm room eating/drinking TWO QUARTS of egg drop soup and playing amazing amounts of super monkey ball on gamecube while distant screams of horror could be heard down the hallway

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

I'll run across this occasionally on Google, and each time wonder, "What happened here?"

https://i.imgur.com/sZftmRY.png

pplains, Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

xpost - If you are still in touch with your friend, and depending on where he went to college, I might have a $127 bill I'd like reimbursement for from 1995. Some mystery shitter kept sending his poop in the elevators in our dorm and they never figured out who it was, so they prorated the damage charges to everyone in the dorm. Somehow the university felt they spent over $9,000 cleaning it up over the course of the two semesters.

The funny one was the night they served lobster in the dorm and I opened the elevator the next morning to find a full lobster in the middle of the cab, with a bib tied neatly around it and a knife and fork propped in the claws.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

$9000!!!?!?

i had no idea that the mystery poop was a college trend! when he did it i was just like "why did you think to do this?"

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

I don't remember how it was, but in the 90s my university always billed students for damages. Usually it was if they could specifically tie damage in your room to you, they'd split it among the people assigned to the room. If it was damage (beyond wear and tear - i.e. punched holes in walls, spray paint, etc) to a common area or stairwell and they didn't know who did it, it got prorated to either the floor or the entire dorm.

They had a list we all got at the beginning of the semester that had like standard charges for "fixes" - like cleaning up feces was something like $250 per occurrence or something. Our mystery pooper also liked to hit the showers.

The $9,000 was just a guess based on what I had to pay multiplied my estimate of students in that smaller dorm. Usually these charges were between $10 and $30, but one year our entire dorm got hit with $127 charges. It was insane.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PDvcIps.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 3 October 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

The cat in a baby carrier is ok but the corn dog/ septic tank combo makes this a pretty solid exemplar of the phenomenon.

May you live in interesting Times New Roman (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 3 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

Cats will walk on a leash. They may not be happy, but they'll do it. I also trained a former cat to follow me around a 2 block park. He lagged, but followed. All to stop the mewling at the door at night.

Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 October 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

that's a good un

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 3 October 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

Ace

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

wow

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

(this thread was way cooler w/o the qualifying terms exegeses, just letting the accursedness flow)

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

slow burn, goes deep

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

I think I found my 2020 Christmas card

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link

classic cat-based cursed xmas card image

http://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/santa-paws-2.jpg

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

i like to think that, rather than eating it, the female half of that couple is regurgitating her corn dog whole

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

^ kinda cursed but mostly lol

santa cats works for me btw

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

3rd world forcefield

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 October 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

noise bros be like I know a spot then take you here pic.twitter.com/l0dtjZNtZa

— jetski (@jetski0) June 28, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 4 October 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAZiUYql2oE

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 October 2020 04:40 (three years ago) link

might be too dirty for Branwell, even xp

rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 October 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link

maybe the wrong thread but it was the one that i thought of when i saw it

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice. pic.twitter.com/20oSin7VYt

— I.Share (@IAMNERDIShare) October 7, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/yt2tfbejzon21.jpg

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 October 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

good one; can't imagine the context.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

i mean i can but i can't exactly imagine all the various things that had to happen for that to occur
or rather i can but i don't want to

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

I imagine the context is a child dying
xp well yes that

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

I dunno, looks like a full-size coffin to me.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 October 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

RIP Boss Baby

Neil S, Saturday, 17 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

full-size coffin yes but maybe all the babies are laid in it crosswise

mark s, Saturday, 17 October 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

Begging for distance markers on the floor...

Sanpaku, Monday, 26 October 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

are you really willing to risk burning alive for this poo

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

I hold the rare opinion that Pinterest is good not bad and that it's all about how you use it. Case in point being my entire sub-board consisting of hundreds of cursed toilet-related images.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

i love how your only hope to survive a fire trapped at the end of a comically long and narrow hall is oxygen deprivation, but that little window solves that problem for you

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 October 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

Designed by Mark Z Danielewski.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:52 (three years ago) link

i feel like my dorito-licking experience is the anti-matter of that cheesepuff and the powder protectors.

once every four or five years i repeat this gross story, but i used to lick off all the cheese on doritos, on both sides, and then stack up the dried carcasses of doritos in a plate. i'd stack them up dozens high, or however many doritos come in a small bag. this is all in a cafeteria in high school, btw. anyways, i'd stack up the dried out, cheeseless, doritos, then at the end of lunch, i'd crunch down on the entire gross dorito tower at the same time. they were so hollowed out that it would all squish down to one really gross, mouth-sized thing.

anyway, my cheeseless, soul-less doritos were the antimatter of that fresh cheesepuff above. and the way i treated those doritos - seeking only to extract the precious cheese powders, before obliterating the remains as a matter of showbiz - is the antimatter of using plastic to keep the cheesepowder away from the body

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

if stephen king ever runs out of ideas, you've got a doozy to pitch him

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

The Withdrawing of the Cheese

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Saturday, 31 October 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

km that is horrifying

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

also I briefly misread that this is something you do every 4 or 5 years

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

at the stroke of midnight

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

what's amazing is at the time, i was also really struggling in the whole "relationship scene" and was always wondering why because i was a Nice Guy

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:09 (three years ago) link

If only you could go back warn your younger self that it’s only the disgusting soggy dorito sandwiches preventing him from getting any

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link

if i appeared to myself, then, i have no doubt that i would not believe myself

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

How could the random, middle-aged man who just walked in off the street, marched up to his cafeteria table and pulled the gluey Dorito bolus from inside his mouth be anyone but Future Self?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link

what did you do with the resultant paste?

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 October 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

is this cursed?

Wtf is going on here? pic.twitter.com/bHi5NRppcy

— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) November 5, 2020

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

most certainly

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

every bit as upsetting

jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv

— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020

I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

wtf

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

Based on the rapid decay of the simulation of late, I assume that these are just mundane dispatches from our near future.

Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

every bit as upsetting

🐦[jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv🕸
— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020🕸]🐦

I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on


A very specific request from a foot fetishist?

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

the commonalities (crustaceans, knock-off nikes, sock stands, white colloids) are just vexing

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

lol OL

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure the same person made both videos, but still...

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

sock stands,

if those are a real thing then I may be confusedisturbed in a different way than previous

@oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

yeah this is unpackably disturbing in a way that requires me not thinking abt it because headache

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHiJ_dNn2u1/

timber euros (seandalai), Saturday, 14 November 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/125925882_190035526042348_7403252522231407771_n.jpg

(credit where credit is due, via esteemed ilxor Stevie Nixed on fb)

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:50 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/csyOLId.jpg

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link

Let no condiment be un-beered!

https://www.oskarblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Mustard-Beer-Can-Render-1.png

nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

Beer in the new error

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

And it's a real thing (or a very well constructed joke).

https://www.oskarblues.com/beer/frenchs-mustard-beer/

nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

this mural inside an LA boutique is the most cursed thing ever made pic.twitter.com/mxx3XQOR6Q

— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 21, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

this but with giuliani shoes

mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ug0Pi1z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bn5xFcQ.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

wow yeah that's a heavy hitter

fleet doxes (map), Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

Is that cover art for the new Justice album?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NSwcv21.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link

Oof

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link

how the fuck is this real pic.twitter.com/6hVuJAjcoW

— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) November 4, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

🐦[how the fuck is this real pic.twitter.com/6hVuJAjcoW🕸
— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) November 4, 2020🕸]🐦


These people really want to be martyred don’t they.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 November 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Article on the LA boutique mural posted Saturday.

https://laist.com/2020/11/22/internet_twitter_mural_venice_democrats_women_obama_harris_ginsburg_warren_aoc_pelosi.php

nickn, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 06:52 (three years ago) link

walked in the forest yesterday and found a single burnt Challah bread in the middle of the woods pic.twitter.com/yA1es2ytCy

— 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭 (@banditVEVO) December 6, 2020

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

"burnt challah bread"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

this is the singularity, to me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eov8-JqWEAo_4qZ?format=jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure that counts as a cursed image per se but it's unquestionably cursed.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

I give to you the oppressed masses (just to make to you feel even worse about being oppressed) .... Mount Meltmore

calzino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link

LOL

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

whered that challah come from

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

it's golem shit

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Absolutely not.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

That screengrab alone just induced my bladder to empty itself.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

Thanks for the elucidation; your first post had me wondering how on an hell you didn't find that sufficiently cursed.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

This map qualifies IMO
https://twitter.com/amy_siskind/status/1337077559478071298?s=21

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/JN1cb4b.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 December 2020 11:33 (three years ago) link

pigs in blankets, angels on horseback, frankincense, myrrh, things of that nature

mark s, Friday, 11 December 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

Sacrilicious.

nickn, Friday, 11 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

subtitled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28raec1mgqA

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

what in the fuuuuuuuuuuck

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

So that did not make me want to drink RC cola

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

his face when the ice hits the glasses

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

It's rare that I encounter something so bizarre that I actually gasp upon encountering it.

That was like a hallucination you have just before you die.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

TH, that looks delicious. More blursed than cursed imo.

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

that ad is high art

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 December 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

i would read someone's termp paper about it tbqh

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

term

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

no i think you got it right the first time

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

This ad has been following me around the internet today (tbf, I *do* soon turn 52):

https://i.imgur.com/VJqfZYJ.png

Translation for non-Nordics:


100% regeneration of joints in 20 minutes

[cursed image]

Elbow and knee joints did not leave him in peace.
200% mobility in joints he got after 1 use

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 13 December 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

200% mobility sounds like a bad thing

koogs, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

(in joints)

koogs, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

same energy:

November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she does not leave the lizard alone

— ℮ﭐՀՀﭐᎠ (@danababy97) April 5, 2016

mark s, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Sorry, but we poor humans will never get to experience a 30-90 minute orgasm, that's just how it is.

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

No meed to thank me explicitly, I can sense your deep gratitude

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 13 December 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

I was just trying to put it into words

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 13 December 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

c:\cursed\misspiggy\

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Sunday, 13 December 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

Did u just hack my pc

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 13 December 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

haha hmm i like noah berlatsky usually

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

He’s right about this. Miss Piggy would regularly hit and physically intimidate Kermit.

treeship., Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

Shocked upon recalling the atrocities Jerry used to visit upon Tom.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

what i was trying to post before

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpSpYy2UUAMHcJQ?format=jpg&name=900x900

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

alice shoulda left ralph a long time ago

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

here, guests can book a virtual appointment with a hairdresser for a one-on-one "COVID cut" session, and be instructed on how to style their hair into the "golden M", a branded reinvisioning of an iconic 1990's haircut.

post-lockdown plans for this location are currently unknown pic.twitter.com/NF84qiO6Vb

— nonstandard mcdonald's (@nonstandardmcd) December 16, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

i believe that cut is formally known as the Zachary Ty Bryan

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

haha hmm i like noah berlatsky usually

FP'd

huge rant (sic), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hdf55At.jpg

||||||||, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link

no

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort. pic.twitter.com/tMVutcj9H8

— neo-cannolialist (@thatfrood) December 6, 2020

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

Even before I read the description or saw that foodstrosity with my eyes, I felt that there was something very cursed about the name 'King's Hand'.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Hand_of_Glory.jpg

mark s, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

hand of glory in a museum in (inevitably) whitby

mark s, Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/thundergirl_02.jpg

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

Do: bite the hand that feeds you.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

edemano?

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

^ lol

King's Hand sounds like one of the torture methods from Game of Thrones.

nickn, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

(two weeks ago)

i demand more cursed content you slackers

ffolkes (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

Then what you doin' hanging around this thread?

pplains, Monday, 4 January 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

goddamn, the cat/mushroom one

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

10/10 thank you for your service

dean bad (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

Fuck those all.

Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link

teeth christmas tree is my personal fav

dean bad (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

OL you gotta mete out quality like that

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 January 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

frfr

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

What configuration of life choices and events leads to that mushroom cat photo? The mind boggles.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

Naked Lunch sequel?

mirostones, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

Damned images thread is thataway >>>>

Suffering from a Surfeit of Savoir Faire (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErciSBaXcAE_2nv?format=jpg&name=large

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link

the guy who sells thomas the tank engine weed

rob, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErdwCXOXUActo9L?format=jpg&name=large

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

that's not really cursed imo but it had to go somewhere

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

it's cursed, especially if you are a chicken

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

i have certain standards of cursed quality

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

pursed images

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

good one

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

pood one

map, Monday, 11 January 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

little shitty donut cake anus

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link

Sorry, I always think of 'little shitty donut anus' as a well-loved ILX classic but it seems its usage was mostly contained within the ILX classic Men in Black III thread.

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

Little shitty donut anus
Doo day, doo dah

fade into bolivian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

i think that's coffee

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link

I was going to save this until tomorrow morning, but... resin teeth cube. pic.twitter.com/iUqS1DBykg

— spam shady (@spamnugget) January 12, 2021

kites aren't fun (NickB), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

would you look at that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

dang, presumably a weirdo dentist paperweight.
i mean, I HOPE

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

I guess here is as good a place as any to disclose that I have been posting all these years within reach of a chest full of used and real teeth

https://i.imgur.com/EDKv7S2.jpg

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link

which once belonged to my great-grandfather, a serial killer dentist

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link

wow. that's a lot. of teeth.

map, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

Stately.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

i'm going to have to chew on this before i digest it fully

map, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

hmu if you are short

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:36 (three years ago) link

i like that it looks like your bureau has a lotta mouths

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

i'm telling myself that's just a drawer full of brazil nuts and macadamias

kites aren't fun (NickB), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

xpost I'm told the new Bee Gees documentary makes nary of mention of the Sgt Peppers movie.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link

it could be all brazilian patients and the teeth of paul mccartney's dame, ia

map, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:01 (three years ago) link

“used” is not one of my favorite adjectives

brimstead, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 02:29 (three years ago) link

it's ok we all have used teeth

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

There's a place in Turkey called the Burj Al Babas and it looks like someone went hog wild with copy and paste on a small castle ` pic.twitter.com/kIPJvMum6C

— hedgewitch 🌿 (@pylonfan) January 15, 2021

map, Friday, 15 January 2021 17:52 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErvZ6cxXIAAuq3o?format=jpg&name=large

map, Friday, 15 January 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link

I seem to recall seeing that those were built in a speculative boom, almost none were finished or occupied, and they're all crumbling now

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 January 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

They were going to have a central commercial dome! a DOME! It might have even had a dippin dots stall!

Dan I., Friday, 15 January 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link

just pretending I didn't see this

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

(It's a cake, in case your brain is currently reduced to simple fight/flight processes)

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

what is?

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 January 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link

is that not a still from the "heart shaped box" video?

billstevejim, Sunday, 17 January 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/XOYcGOQGHU

— Perfectly Cut Screams (@AAAAAGGHHHH) June 27, 2020

Do cursed videos count?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 22 January 2021 05:10 (three years ago) link

pregnant cake left me breathless. truly abominable

satanist of size (map), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

Beans and Furbies so proliferate throughout the worldwide cursed image database that my eyes just glaze over at a point. BeanFurby is a nice mashup, tho.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

🤤

satanist of size (map), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

.........................................

satanist of size (map), Sunday, 24 January 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link

If an image can be described in a simple sentence it's probably not cursed. (Just trying to pin down the aesthetic.)

ledge, Sunday, 24 January 2021 08:32 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/4CqAgEi.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 24 January 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

wow

johnny crunch, Sunday, 24 January 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

there is a lot of profoundly unsettling geometric detail in that photo. one small thing i wonder about is the tiny bright blue spot on the second stair (far right).

satanist of size (map), Sunday, 24 January 2021 23:22 (three years ago) link

i feel like someone knew for a long time that that stairwell would be the setting for something big and the fursuit was it

satanist of size (map), Sunday, 24 January 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link

Blue spot is likely just a lens flare from the brightest part of the light up top.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 25 January 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

there is a lot of profoundly unsettling geometric detail in that photo. one small thing i wonder about is the tiny bright blue spot on the second stair (far right).

The aleph...

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 25 January 2021 08:38 (three years ago) link

mama mia

https://i.imgur.com/CB3C0g2.jpg

frogbs, Monday, 25 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

obv this is not from Super Mario 2, no way is Luigi going to have a higher standing jump

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 25 January 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

lol, it took me way too long to figure out what was going on there

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

For a second there I thought that was one for Up-the-arse corner

quoth the craven (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 25 January 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

“She actually has a defined ass crack and it’s the worst thing I have ever done,” says Rogers.

My hero.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 January 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link

looks like a guest prosperity gospel preacher from the neighboring town that's getting the casino

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 January 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link

The love spawn of Nicholson and BOB

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 January 2021 01:36 (three years ago) link

he looks like robbie rotten.

if a tailor made that jacket them that's 10/10 trolling, you could not design a worse wearable fit

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 January 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link

Smeagol cleans up well.

Smokahontas and John Spliff (PBKR), Friday, 29 January 2021 02:31 (three years ago) link

i don't know who that is

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 January 2021 03:30 (three years ago) link

Rep. Matt Gaetz

shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 29 January 2021 04:43 (three years ago) link

this guy:

Rep. Matt Gaetz: "This is my first time in Wyoming. I've been here for about an hour and I feel like I already know the place a lot better than your misguided representative, Liz Cheney." pic.twitter.com/ZncWZSJWeH

— The Hill (@thehill) January 28, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 29 January 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link

what a fuckin homunculus that guy is

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 January 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link

he looks like robbie rotten.

Haha, thanks for this! I could never remember that dudes name and I wasn't hitting on the right GIS terms, but that is exactly who I think about when I see pictures of Gaetz.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

annihilation vibes

nxd, Monday, 1 February 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

why ruin cats like that?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

lol i didn't even realize it was gaetz when i posted it, he just looked extremely cursed and as it turns out sometimes you can judge a book by its cover

Joses Chrust (map), Monday, 1 February 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

why does that bloke look like a ps2 character

Left, Monday, 1 February 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

eldritch kitty is cute tho

Left, Monday, 1 February 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/B3pNPLv.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 4 February 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

yikes

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 4 February 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eti8hFtXcAAxz6J?format=jpg&name=large

calzino, Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link

making the rounds right now but just so wrong

I just know your lying 😐 pic.twitter.com/MaQCYl2B0P

— 11/20🦂 (@PettiBetti_) February 8, 2021

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/i/status/1359568188518842384

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/wSXjkpnSJL

— ESC CTRL (@_escctrl_) February 10, 2021

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

making the rounds right now but just so wrong
🐦[I just know your lying 😐 pic.twitter.com/MaQCYl2B0P🕸
— 11/20🦂 (@PettiBetti_) February 8, 2021🕸]🐦


A real life “Tim’s Kitchen Tips”. Does she use Pissman’s brand mustard as the cheese base?

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 23:51 (three years ago) link

That video was so distressing to me. I was with it at first, thinking, "weird that she's doing it directly on the counter, but that looks like just a giant pile of... oh wait, no, god no".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

it's pretty clearly not only fake but intended to engineer that response
which brings up the question: are posed cursed images less or more cursed?

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

it’s the moment she scrunches up the chips that takes it straight over the edge imo

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 February 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link

like it's literally not metal

it's bone

also I prefer female skeletons because the wider pelvis give you more TOANZ

4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

2 girls stand by their 17ft snowman in Aberdeen, Scotland 1962.
Photo: Popperfoto pic.twitter.com/I06sEAtUpL

— YourWullie (@YourWullie) February 9, 2021

crisp, Friday, 12 February 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

stand by your man

4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hw1jEsu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bvs0cuv.png

pplains, Saturday, 13 February 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link

I kind of like that stuff

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 13 February 2021 06:05 (three years ago) link

the oven is aghast

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

🤮

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

i like that church pic

nxd, Friday, 19 February 2021 10:57 (three years ago) link

There's a horse in the operating room!

pplains, Friday, 19 February 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

church pic is too self conscious

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link

There's this whole subset of images which are unquestionably cursed but which just feature uncanny + unpeopled spaces (I've taken to thinking of them as 'dispatches from nopespace'). I hadn't really thought of them as fitting the purview of this thread so I've never posted any of them here but reading through mark's criteria in the first post maybe they do. I have my own subset of rules (no moldering + abandoned ruins, nothing overtly staged + creepy, absolutely positively no creatures alive or dead allowed, etc.)

But anyway like this:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d1/65/74/d16574e50024504c4837eb40171b54e1.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/65/c3/17/65c31772e0ba15c21eb15a585115acf1.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5a/15/9d/5a159d68a54a8381f6d6a2f483d481b6.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b6/e1/6d/b6e16df2ba409f4ebf8aa961aab58354.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fa/4e/1f/fa4e1fd8a01041816da3ce9a26c922d1.jpg

I have like > 1000 of these things. Maybe they need their own thread.

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

there's a liminal spaces subreddit that has a lot of stuff like this

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

A Long Day's Journey Into Nopespace

Nopespace: the Final Frontier

2021: A Nopespace Odyssey

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

(xp these are thread title suggestions for OL's consideration)

illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

i know we all really care about the boundaries of the 'cursed' category and to be fair that's what this thread was about initially, but fwiw my vote is just to abandon all impulses to second-guess / start new threads and just use one convenient location for all things both cursed and tangential to cursed that might cross our paths because who has the time really?

lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

the content i crave

lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link

oh my things get worse in that gallery^

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:37 (three years ago) link

yikes

brings me back to that knitting magazine cover posted upthread with the masked family that fucked me up for days

brimstead, Saturday, 20 February 2021 03:46 (three years ago) link

to quote robert downey junior as paul avery, how does one...?

brimstead, Saturday, 20 February 2021 04:26 (three years ago) link

Good lord with that knit baby site. "Buy Now" indeed.

nickn, Saturday, 20 February 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/KYotOG6XQe

— pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi) January 4, 2021

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

I don't know who needs to see this but I hope you do pic.twitter.com/UjZoO6Yacs

— Babble (@Babble____) February 21, 2021

nxd, Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

on crochet doll site:

Kelly Latham
Very Cute
Like · Reply · 24w

lord of the ting tings (map), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

" If you've been looking for a baby doll for your kid, practice having a baby for the future, or just to creepily place in your home somewhere, this DIY realistic baby doll crochet plan is for you."

lord of the ting tings (map), Sunday, 21 February 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

In case you were curious where horrifying crochet babies come from...

NSFW

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link

jesus

lord of the ting tings (map), Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link

oh no

nxd, Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link

wow

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

this is why we can't have knit things

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 February 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

a humble offering

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu2PB37XYAQp5bU?format=jpg&name=900x900

lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

poor koala

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

^ eager to receive yr humble offering

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

it's not humble

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu7IaCOVkAM4KlQ?format=jpg&name=medium

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link

Hey OL, just because you pieced together my city doesn't mean you can just waltz on over, during a pandemic no less, to photograph my toilet and just post it on the internet without my permission.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

A million apologies. As a peace offering, I share with u my own toilet

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/c8/81/e7c881c0d5de30c907a291c188cd20ad.jpg

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link

Terrorist toilet crossover.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link

I want to believe another toilet is on the other side of that wall and this is an arena for some kind of contest

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:00 (three years ago) link

Never forget. Sochi 2014:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/media/images/72421000/jpg/_72421481_bca4e1f8-032a-4a64-9c95-8fcc1c712362.jpg

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link

ahahaa

close quarters combat

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

Also that Mickey Rat is giving me Farfour vibes.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link

synchronized shitting

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link

biasslon

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

don't know if you all have seen 'pictures of the end' on twitter but it is a pretty good follow

Dan S, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

I see your two and I raise you three

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/dd/c0/7cddc06411ed3b4f0e498e01cd138b30.jpg

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

^ This is the kind of thing you do when you just straight-up hate people.

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 04:02 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsgCZFDW8AEWuoo?format=jpg&name=small

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

I mean if this becomes a toilet-based challenge I can keep this thread hopping all week, just sayin

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

I’m starting to get a little worried about the depth of OL’s cursed image folder storage method.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 05:14 (three years ago) link

is it ok if we destroy our own toilets in an effort to qualify for this thread?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 06:17 (three years ago) link

toilets shd have their own thread or we'll never get it back

mark s, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 10:51 (three years ago) link

this thread was for the lazy asset-stripping of the cursed images twitter account not the toilets /wthreatening auras twitter account

mark s, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 10:52 (three years ago) link

well the idea of absolute privacy while you go through your bodily functions isn't exactly universal. Romans even shared their wiping implements between different users of the same communal facilities I thought the japanese had somewhat similar ideas of communal relief stations. could be wrong.
I'm reminded of the Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie when i see things like that conference room unit.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link

tree ronald mcdonald's (location opened 1978; tree ronald's appearance date unknown)

coralville, ia

partially active (tree ronald destroyed) pic.twitter.com/W4E7LikqtJ

— nonstandard mcdonald's (@nonstandardmcd) February 24, 2021

nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

STOP CALLING IT 'TREE RONALD', I don't like that

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

agreed, maybe more cursed than the actual images

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

If I met someone and they told me their name was Tree Ronald I would probably throw up

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

let us not speak of it again

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

come on, this is the cursed thread

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lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Ronald_Tree.jpg

Arthur Ronald Lambert Field Tree was a British Conservative Party politician, journalist and investor who served as the Member of Parliament for the Harborough constituency in Leicestershire from 1933 to 1945. He later established the Sandy Lane resort in Barbados.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link

well now we know if something terrible befalls map

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

P.S. hell is the place where map is going to go to, fyi

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link

Abandoned Chuck E. Cheese animatronic found in a landfill pic.twitter.com/Rtko0VHHgd

— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) February 23, 2021

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

treeonald?

nxd, Thursday, 25 February 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

The follow up pic.twitter.com/eY5wWdzsfK

— busesarecoolactually (@emailmyremail) February 22, 2021

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 February 2021 11:37 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCEZJyEnz0

1980s Argentine alien wrestling

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

hammer video definitely leaves a hole in my soul

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

electrified breakdancing alien wrestler is pretty awesome

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

I kind of love the hammer video. The narration is great.

perhaps I myself was the object of my search (PBKR), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:10 (three years ago) link

Don't think I can embed the picture but I'm so very sorry.

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 February 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

tried out the #MyHeritage AI photo thing and it went very very wrong 😐 pic.twitter.com/wCejWKSgL0

— simon helyar (@simonhelyar) March 1, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 05:43 (three years ago) link

did we do this one?

https://i.imgur.com/q0rDNku.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

see the duffelbag?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link

Yikes! Camel Menthols

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

is that... a santa hat under the couch?
picture make me sad

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

yeah that's not uncanny that's just someone who needs help

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Okay, fess up, who's been pokin' their camera through my window?

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 March 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

the ray tracing on the inner anus is incredible

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

if i had a nickle for every time

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 March 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

'inner anus'

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link

i mean, i know that's kind of a paradox, maybe. like the whole philosophical thing about defining the word "hole" (#onethread: wikipedia thread). i did think about "deep anus" as well

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 March 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

probably a regional thing as well

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 March 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

"deep anus"

Worst chess computer name ever

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 March 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

I sense the need for a poll...

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 March 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link

To stick where?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 March 2021 04:48 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/D1IUrzu.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:36 (three years ago) link

seems like a normal forum.bodybuilding.com fap to me

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

every time my eyes pan over that image the scale changes every few centimeters or so

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

RIP big man

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:44 (three years ago) link

Didn't realize Lynch was already releasing stills from his new project

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link

what a beautiful painting!

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:37 (three years ago) link

it encapsulates so much of the effervescent magic of the female form in elegant little touches like the streaked mascara and the stripping back of the flesh to reveal a robot skeletal structure. and marilyn monroe! astoundingly witty.

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:40 (three years ago) link

that's a picture of a man without any gender-related body dysmorphia issues going on at all. totally zilch.

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

If you can't handle me at my rotting ghoul you don't deserve me at my best

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

I actually felt a part of my brain die upon viewing that image.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

Although I think I finally understand that 'if you meet the Buddha in the road' thing now.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

a lot of people in the rehab group I was in years ago wore tshirts/hoodies/etc with that marilyn/skull motif or like psychobilly Marilyn smoking a cig

brimstead, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

the dude on the couch looks like a ripped version of the FyreFest grifter.. maybe he's been working out in prison

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

not like anybody asked but there is literally no way that physique is possible without massive amounts of hormone augmentation and hgh. i.e. he's roiding and eating 6 chicken breasts a day as much as he's lifting. themoreyouknow

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link

Rich Piana was not quiet about his roid use
He had at least two videos about why it was cool and hot for your balls to shrink because of roids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XJutUTTmS8

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

personally believe adults should be able to do any kind of hormones they want with informed choice but this is a cursed topic, not a cursed image

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

Consenting adults can cram whatever noxious substances they choose into their bodies so long as they post the 'after' pics itt.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

agree

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link

He died while his lady was giving him a haircut.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

.@newtgingrich and I were delighted to meet Alfie at Seed to Table in Naples, Florida! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/VaKRyOqhcd

— Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) March 12, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

The seed of Newt

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

how is it possible that those two are named Newt and Callista, it boggles the mind

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 March 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/slysS53.jpg

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 02:31 (three years ago) link

lol. that ewok looks none too pleased

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:18 (three years ago) link

but how much for two ewoks and 1 UHU Stic

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 03:27 (three years ago) link

The "Offerta Stellare" at the top is more Superman II than Star Wars. Both scored by John Williams...

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 05:57 (three years ago) link

Agreed, most of the old Krofft ripoff McDonaldland commercials are intensely cursed.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

admit it, Old Lunch, you are spontaneously manifesting like 90% of these

make me one with a cursed baby panda?

cat, Thursday, 18 March 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link

I have no idea what you're insinuating.

Wait, hold on a second, got something caught in my throat...HAKKKK

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/a1/49/c2a1499732de9ae0d6995ec405fd0299.jpg

Whew, okay, much better.

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

hit the y and then enter key twice if you need help OL

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link

lol

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link

i realize i may be stretching the cursed aesthetic here but

The Looney Tunes Show, Semper Lie (2012) pic.twitter.com/fIdpAFfYKv

— Looney Tunes Clips (@looneyclips) March 22, 2021

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

how did they not call it Semper Fudd

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 22 March 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

Kids today aren't content just watchin' a video, they go out and grow their own fractals

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/VDargvJ.jpg

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

you know how to clear bookmarks, right?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

I do but then I'll never know what you've been getting up to

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

dunblane-butchers-meaty-tribute-to-andy-murrays-baby-girl

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

need a clusterfucks index

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

yikes

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

Unrelated but also

https://i.redd.it/ki9by03xufx21.png

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

(...backs quietly away again)

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

Yeah, very 'last thing you will ever see' vibes from that last one.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link

wtf is all that shit?

anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

is it a bed bugs situation?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

i'm betting waifu pillows

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

so less cursed and weird in one way (spare bedroom being used for someone's sales stock) and more in another (entire room packed with bagged anime characters)

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

1. I saw the photo and something about the composition/lighting/etc. made me very uncomfortable before I could even tell what I was looking at.
2. I zoomed + enhanced and started seeing anime eyes and buttcracks and realized that, yes, this is probably a room filled with vacuum-sealed waifu pillows.
3. I turned to leave as hastily as I could and found my way blocked and that is why I am now being forced to write this ransom note 2 u, please help.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

His only demand is more waifu pillows. I don't know why. I don't know why.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

this person just wants a factory-fresh waifu pillow, every single night. that's a blessing, not a cursed

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link

(P.S. I'm pretty sure I only know about the existence of waifu pillows in the first place thanks to their regular inclusion in images which are cursed.)

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link

I'm guessing that the base of the head + limbs is constructed from like Rice Krispie treats but because I can't be sure I'm opting to believe that the chocolate and fondant (presumably?) were simply layered upon some shaped ground beef.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link

jesus, there's a photo of me dressed like that. What the hell was going on in late 1970's middle England?

kraudive, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Worm Tornado? Has anyone ever seen anything like this? These were out this morning near Maxwell park in #Hoboken. Clearly worms come out after it rains but this is something I’ve never seen! Pc: my 2nd ward neighbor. #wormtornado 😬🤦🏻‍♀️ 🪱 🌪 pic.twitter.com/tWBOMzV5fK

— Tiffanie Fisher, Councilwoman (@Tiffanie_Fisher) March 25, 2021

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

ahhhh is full of love

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExfSsz9XEAIVNex?format=jpg&name=medium

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link

What is that sex act called

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

cyberbox lunch

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link

Homogenic b-side

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 March 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link

Oral probe

nickn, Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

It's like that duck/rabbit optical illusion except here you see either Donald Duck or my soul leaving my body.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link

Or cinnamon-encrusted shrimp tail head guy.

nickn, Sunday, 28 March 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link

last of those 3 images had s warning that said it may contain pornography

koogs, Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link

Depends on your particular kink, I guess.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

This is old news I guess but I only found out yesterday about this particular cursed image:

https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/assets/images/galleries/golden-record/demonstration-of-licking-eating-and-drinking_30542224004_o.gif

which was put on the voyager space probe golden record for future aliens to be weirded out by. It's title is "a demonstration of licking, eating and drinking"

silverfish, Friday, 2 April 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

My mom still feels bad about making me take this pic.twitter.com/b6OMAp0nH7

— Chaki (@ChakiFunkWizard) April 4, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 April 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

I have dozens if not hundreds of these things. It is a deep deep well, for the Easter Bunny is terrifying.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 April 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link

jfc old lunch

i'm anti-avatar for ilx, of course, but that bottom one is my ilx avatar. dibs.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

but truly, thank you for your service

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

Ancient Snack, I salute you.

pomenitul, Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

the easter present i didn't know i needed

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

i feel like if every other vestige of our civilization were obliterated and future alien archaeologists had nothing to go on but this thread alone, they'd be able to accurately reconstruct the nightmare collective psyche of our past half century.

happy easter!

cat, Sunday, 4 April 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

I want to believe that, at some point in the distant past, there was a costume company somewhere that specialised purely in nightmarish bunny outfits. I'm not sure how else to explain the existence of this entire sub-genre of cursed images.

"Hey boss, how about this one?"

https://i.imgur.com/AvZooTB.jpg

"No, no, no! These are supposed to sear themselves into the psyches of children for the rest of their lives. Start again and this time I want to see terror incarnate!"

https://i.imgur.com/asJLtvg.jpg

"Now, *this* I like!"

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 5 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I meeeeean
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/85/9c/b7859c0b12d0963c2323da8d60e7de65.jpg

How hard is it to not make that happen, really

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

I forgot that I did a seasonal repost last year of a photograph I'm proud to have taken and I would be remiss if I didn't make a tradition of it and so Happy Easter 2 u all

https://i.imgur.com/6yZo7Ge.jpg

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 03:18 (three years ago) link

(I could not fit all of the bunny heads into the frame, that's how many bunny heads there were)

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 03:20 (three years ago) link

wait a second

wait a second

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 April 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link

It's not my home, if that's what you're wondering.

It's the well-hidden chamber beneath my home.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

(Actually it's a fascinatingly labyrinthine antique/junk shop in Rogers Park. It's cursed image central.)

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

Really?! Sometime when things cool down a little I’m this crazy world, I’d love to go. We should each purchase a creepy bunny head imo

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 April 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link

i fervently hope that some day this thread will be graced with a photo of karl malone and old lunch wearing bunny heads.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

I will endeavor to make it a reality! Although, KM, you may want to leave your options open until you've perused the full range of desiccated masks and mascot heads they have on offer. I'll refrain from posting some of the other snaps I have for the moment but trust me: the accursedness, it runs deep.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

Hell yeah! I’m ready to get cursed

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link

no idea what's supposed to be going on there

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

That moment when you're trying to enjoy a restful drink n' deuce in a public restroom only to have your nemesis break in and ruin the vibe; also you're both '80s Filmation characters. Who among us etc.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link

that is a lot of bottles of .. sierra nevada pale ale, or perhaps o'doul's

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

The image already makes me laugh way harder than it probably should, but the thought of He-Man chugging fifteen O'Doul's in particular while sitting on the toilet is just about killing me rn

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link

🖼


Snoopy has seen things.

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

Somehow Ring's erratic choice of capitalisation makes this all the more terrifying pic.twitter.com/mO0io6sD1P

— badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) April 12, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

Hello I am a Person, I Promise

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Hey y'all, have fun with this slight detour: a playlist of cursed commercials

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 April 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link

I couldn't see if this was on there, as the criteria for inclusion seems to be every single ad ever made, but you can't really have a cursed ads playlist without Pork On Sundays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY

"We've all got plenty...plenty to go round...."

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 15 April 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

an amazing treasure trove there OL

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 April 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link

That made me ill.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 24 April 2021 11:44 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

🤮

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link

🤮

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

he's got all sort of shit in those pockets

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

TBF any image featuring Leno is automatically cursed

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

why is his hair slightly yellow

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

putting the fun into funeral

koogs, Monday, 17 May 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

the french champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence

shout out to pears

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

tho maybe dolls are cheating, all dolls are cursed, corpsey playthings

cat, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link

Some more than others

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/32/2c/82322c6c1db73126a45ccd2c27a23c19.jpg

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

abomination on the right looks like he just released mephitic vapors and is gleefully anticipating the reaction of his fellows

cat, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:45 (three years ago) link

T is for Too Tired To Think

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 03:02 (three years ago) link

R IS FOR REAL

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 03:03 (three years ago) link

DENNIS System vibes

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 04:22 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WASnCYk.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 06:45 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iHe8jDN.jpg

deepfake chopra (unregistered), Saturday, 22 May 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

https://pin.it/4zYUu7k

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 May 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link

Aw man, didn't realize that failed to work

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/43/ae/8843ae06384c2d79989076ebb1695a10.jpg

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link

yyyyyiiiipes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:53 (three years ago) link

it's like when you've put the contact in, it fell out and got some dirt on it, and now you're putting it back in without cleaning it off

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:54 (three years ago) link

there is a small magnetic force between those eyeballs and lensii that keeps them attached longer than you'd think

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:54 (three years ago) link

a split second after this, both of these people died in a head-on car crash. this was taken with a high-resolution photo across the street

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link

threadban old lunch imo

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 May 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

I should probably be arrested for posting that tbrr

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link

no way, that's practically a thread lock. excellent work. 💯

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 23 May 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link

I'm glad we see eye to eye on that.

nickn, Sunday, 23 May 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

a close-up photo of balls touching? that's a little extreme even for a thread like this

deepfake chopra (unregistered), Sunday, 23 May 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

old lunch, can i post it here too? or does it need more blood?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

i feel like you're one of the honorary mods for this thread, i don't know how it works

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

Whatever the form in which it manifests, I think it's safe to say we all thirst for the cursed. Bring it on.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

just a few minutes and it will be done. i'm cursing it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

i’m scared

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

no

treeship., Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

bad

treeship., Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

wait, you haven't seen the full thing. this is a SFW link on a NSFW thread:

goatse

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

what's wrong with it, treeship. what is bad about that.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link

to me, i think of childbirth (spreading legs, which are actually noses) and commitment (the pair of wedding rings)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

the accordion of life

Clay, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

i think this is the exact aesthetic opposite of clay's recent terrance mallick-inspired series on instagram (which is the best)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

horseshoe theory applies imo

(thank you Karl <3)

Clay, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

it is going to be a little more difficult to get treeship to take my art seriously later, but i think in a way i wanted this challenge

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

i appreicate
other art
of yours

treeship., Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link

:) i'm just joshing you treesh, i know it's gross <3

ok old lunch, sorry for that brief foray into sexual intercourse with those eyeball. BUT, i would also like to go that cursed rabbit head place soon!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

that gif has placed an unshakeable earworm of the who's squezebox into my head, damn you Karl Malone

burnt hombre (stevie), Monday, 24 May 2021 07:57 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FXiTgsC.jpg

Tracer Hand, Monday, 24 May 2021 09:08 (three years ago) link

What am I missing about Roland's Hardwood Floors van? Is it the errant apostrophe that's cursed? Those are common enough.

I have a CD featuring the same painting: Gustave Caillebotte, Les Raboteurs de Parquet, 1875 (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)

http://www.lautremondeparis.com/publication/637183368142047811.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 3 June 2021 06:18 (two years ago) link

The giant bear thing looks like something from a Jim Woodring comic crossed over into our reality

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Thursday, 3 June 2021 10:27 (two years ago) link

the painting of the dog and the girl in the corner in the first pic...

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 June 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

^^^^ yeah

brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

I think that's one of those well-known prints lots of people had in their houses at one time - "A Special Pleader".

http://www.thefamousartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/A-Special-Pleader.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 6 June 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

Well, that didn't work but here it is:

http://www.thefamousartists.com/charles-burton-barber/a-special-pleader

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 6 June 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link

the image loads for me. it looks less sinister in normal lighting.

brimstead, Sunday, 6 June 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

The pig is all of us.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

My favorite genre of cursed image is just “person existing weird in room” pic.twitter.com/p7j9aiSxGL

— Michael Pielocik (@michaelpielocik) June 10, 2021

EQUALITY
∀ZZIԀ

cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 09:05 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/sGNcKRH.jpg

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 09:42 (two years ago) link

Damn, the embeds didn't work. Just follow the link, they're all worth contemplating anyway.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 09:24 (two years ago) link

FORBIDDEN

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link

i believe this is what the photoshop "content-aware" fill feature is for

let's check out those alien boobs as they really exist:

https://i.imgur.com/febKy4z.jpg

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

the choker is a nice touch

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

ET2: i can't wear glasses, but i do wear contacts.
ET1: :-o

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81fQ98bF2CS._AC_SL1500_.jpg

nickn, Thursday, 19 August 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

i know it's commonplace but i will always find this kind of photo to be Cursed.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9jpZC0X0CMRvtR?format=jpg&name=900x900

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

Five Nights and Six Days

pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 23:26 (two years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/wC6PDyt/canstruction71.jpg

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

That shark looks suspiciously happy to see all that wreckage IMO

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2021 07:33 (two years ago) link

omb campbell soup boy

the perfect wedding anniversary present!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 08:23 (two years ago) link

you don't want to see my laptop keyboard

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

https://etwof.com/images/melted-keyboard-648x486.jpg

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/wPQYZhy.jpg

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 September 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

food photography is easy. how hard could it be, you just put food on a plate and take a picture! then you take that photo and photoshop it upside down on another plate, like an illusion.

looks delicious either way, though. if i ordered that i think i'd also order 3 large waters and a bunch of ice in a separate cup

Eating peas upside down gets rid of hiccups

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 20 September 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

pissing upside down beats ten stickups

*nods*

Those peas are breaking my brain

silverfish, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link

Yeah out of all the cursed images on this page I think that one is the most unsettling.

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 15:03 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/e8uXFd8.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/yK6EBqh.jpg

pplains, Monday, 11 October 2021 02:44 (two years ago) link

"The duck's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel..."

brain (krakow), Monday, 11 October 2021 07:59 (two years ago) link

lolling hard at Pheel's

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Monday, 18 October 2021 12:42 (two years ago) link

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8B1CSFx/

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Ljz8IBt.jpg

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

Is that Barad dur in the background?

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

It's kind of a thing but they kind of always make me laugh but also I'm kind of an idiot

https://furrycdn.org/img/2020/7/21/10181/medium.jpg

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

who is abe pregnant with, sigmund freud?

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

wdyll is over there

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 30 October 2021 07:26 (two years ago) link

Xpost baby Harry Potter going by the lightning scar on his forehead.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 October 2021 08:37 (two years ago) link

Pontins Prestatyn, 1978.

Submitted by Jenny Berrisford.

Jenny "My big sister Mary makes some 'friends' on holiday at Pontins Prestatyn, 1978". pic.twitter.com/0YOOkgDOUG

— The People’s Archive® (@peoplearchive) October 30, 2021

koogs, Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/gt23ZdW.jpg

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 10:47 (two years ago) link

Why do they bleed, why is there blood, why

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:04 (two years ago) link

i bet that's meant to be a tongue

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

Sir Cliff must either button up and tighten that knot, or just go tieless.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link

mistletoe & wine is getting to him and he's about to get a bit more comfortable, if you know what I mean

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

the mistletoe is at the bottom of the cover. the wine is in cliff richard's body

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

not for much longer!

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

I don't know if that has been released yet but I guarantee you can already find a half dozen copies of it in every used CD bin throughout the world.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

i wonder how many CDs they'll make? i have no idea what the market is for a new Cliff Richards release of an old shitty song

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

like 5000?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

Probably, yes. And I would assume they won't even bother to shrinkwrap them. And they'll also just skip the middleman and pre-warp all of the inserts with bong water at the plant.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

they probably just put them directly into the bargain bin upon delivery

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

Anyone with a car should check under the front seat, a scuffed and grit-covered Collabro & Cliff Richard disc is awaiting you there

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

From 2010 through to 2017, Richard's singles were only released as downloads. His last single released on physical media before this was 2009's "Singing the Blues". His next single released on physical media was "Rise Up" which topped the UK Official Vinyl Singles Chart in October 2018

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

Be that as it may, you might want to go check the space between your bed and the wall for a holiday-themed surprise.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

[video clip of Rik Mayall as Rik in the Young Ones defending Cliff Richard]

nickn, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link

Double post but the point stands

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 November 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link

https://preview.redd.it/mqq76si5amm61.jpg

mirostones, Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link

idgi, which side is cursed AHAHAHAHA oh damn i crack myself up

injurious emissions (cat), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link

nice "pearl necklace"

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

Ikr

weekend at brony's (rip van wanko), Saturday, 6 November 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

tbf they kind of really did capture her

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 6 November 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link

how did he manage to corporealize his soul like that

injurious emissions (cat), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

kermeat actually seems like a pretty happy dude, wkiw

injurious emissions (cat), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

ventriloquist dummies, tho. i half think they are secretly manufactured by the catholic church to keep exorcists in business.

injurious emissions (cat), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/LsFgjDn.jpg

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 November 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

"xpevted"????

use only as directed

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 November 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link

The letters at the bottom represent the fiery flames of Hell, and all the other words are slowly falling in.

mirostones, Monday, 15 November 2021 02:41 (two years ago) link

par for the course for fantasy women in rpgs and comix

just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link

John Astin still looking good, has he been in anything lately?

nickn, Friday, 19 November 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

great batch

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 19 November 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link

I've got some bad news to share.

https://i.imgur.com/uyhuj70.jpeg

pplains, Friday, 19 November 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link

good stuff

goole, Friday, 19 November 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link

Oh Superman ...

nickn, Friday, 19 November 2021 05:48 (two years ago) link

Do non-UK posters know about Jonathan King?

fetter, Friday, 19 November 2021 09:00 (two years ago) link

Was gonna say

This non-UK poster does not. And I have a feeling that that ignorance is gonna be cause for regret...

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 November 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link

well it adds to the cursedness I guess

fetter, Friday, 19 November 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link

posting something from midori hayashi is probably cheating, here is something from midori hayashi anyway:

https://media.paperblog.fr/i/784/7845771/chimeric-creations-midori-hayashi-L-6MttAF.jpeg

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

we are so blessed to live in these times

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 04:57 (two years ago) link

years ago, our fathers had to walk uphill thru 50 miles of broken glass on the stumps of their bare gangrenous feet to see a guy peeing next to an alligator, but here we are today, praise jesus

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

old lunch, thank you for your service. some bangers in there.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

kermit definitely needed to be jokerfied

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

and if cursed was radioactive the last two would be plutonium

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link

not to gatekeep my lovely thread but the painting of the queen is simply a good painting and doesn't belong at all lol

mark s, Saturday, 20 November 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

Hope that's mud in the alligator photo.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

that’s fantastic, map, i feel more terrible the longer i look at it, the claustrophobia and dread just keep quietly compounding on themselves

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Sunday, 21 November 2021 06:42 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/y84Fm9w.jpg

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

… why did imgur classify that as adult/erotic

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

you know what, don’t answer that

cookie hat, esq. (cat), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

happy turkey day gobble gobble haha

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPS_uxoX4AEsQ28?format=jpg&name=900x900

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 25 November 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

what, can’t a bird have a vinyl fetish without folx getting judgy?

a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Thursday, 25 November 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link

Went to the grocery store this evening, and whatta madhouse!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/57/c4/c3/57c4c3540b47694488e7e94572992ad2.jpg

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 November 2021 04:05 (two years ago) link

And Al Green cashes another royalty check.

pplains, Thursday, 25 November 2021 05:02 (two years ago) link

Thought I'd try a fun new twist on stuffing the burd this year!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8f/d4/56/8fd456848aca1cdf55a83c1ac60d4a9b.jpg

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 November 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link

Primo Lileks content

popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 November 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

tho nauseating

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 November 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

cluck cluck

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 25 November 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

hubba hubba

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 November 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link

okay

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 28 November 2021 09:47 (two years ago) link

bg, I have missed u, my boo

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 November 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

Spaghetti hoop jello with frankfurters(?) really is a Lovecraftian horror. I can just picture the tendrils gently swaying as they seek out nutrients

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 28 November 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

No.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/T5hArHF.jpg

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 14:26 (two years ago) link

the flip flops = **chef's kiss**

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Thursday, 2 December 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link

Please no crime scene photography itt, even if it was taken immediately before the grisly demise of the decedents. RIP, those guys in that pool.

'People interacting with electricity in a manner that clearly signals a desire to no longer be alive' is like a whole cursed subcategory unto itself.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

Tweets you need to wash your hands after seeing pic.twitter.com/N3mCS23ggB

— ding dong Stephanie is high (@YesMissMurphy) December 2, 2021

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

LAD*incomprehensible*

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link

where else is there to be?

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

it's the only toilet where you might consider turning around and sitting the other direction, with your thighs draped over those of metallica drummer lars ulrich

skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

Its accursed nature is due less to the fact that it exists (because an artistic representation of every horror under the sun must certainly exist in one form or another at this point) and more to the fact that it was installed.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

that would make a good water fountain

skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link

Sad but true.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link

Ride the Porcelain

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

is he holding.. a drumstick? a bong?

i think what really makes it for me is how every other aspect of the bathroom is like completely normal person nice & regular, so to speak, except for maybe the poster.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link

listen i thought bizarro did a great job posting it

skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

Shit the Lights

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

*claps*

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

sandManspreading

tone-loki (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link

I mean, at least they didn't opt for the metal up your ass model.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

Hey, when Cthulhu calls..

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

wait I meant Call of Cthuloo

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link

Geezer Butt-Lars

accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 December 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

lol, I meant to get a snap of a very obvious peen + balls pavement divot near my home, will post that here soon.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 December 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

😬

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 02:23 (two years ago) link

Wait is the priest kissing the bride on the mouth while a woman faints?

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 December 2021 02:42 (two years ago) link

No wait I see the priest in the background. Is that dear old dad, then?

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 December 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

children sitting on the knee of an adult dressed as a cartoon animal is like some weird form of sacrifice we can't explain or comprehend

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/RSPoO1tKgt

— moike (@lilmoike) December 18, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

Was kinda hoping he'd come upon a single duck sitting amid all that bread like Smaug.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

White socks with sandals? That is cursed!

nickn, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what the new year needs is new cursed content, where my cursed heads at?

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 22:31 (two years ago) link

let's get currssssed

old lunch. please

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:13 (two years ago) link

the enclosed cars is beautiful

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:13 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/AYFF8jA.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Thursday, 6 January 2022 08:57 (two years ago) link

fashion: https://imgur.com/gallery/2deBrIv

StanM, Thursday, 6 January 2022 09:57 (two years ago) link

(the one with the pouch was alice roberts' improved human she did for the science museum a while ago)

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/documentaries/this-is-what-the-perfect-body-looks-like-according-to-science/

koogs, Thursday, 6 January 2022 11:24 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/c5oe6hN.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Thursday, 6 January 2022 11:52 (two years ago) link

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b1/dc/0e/b1dc0ec952ff0dcf4220801d31fa30a8.jpg

Stuart Murdoch?

Piedie Gimbel, Thursday, 6 January 2022 15:13 (two years ago) link

many xps but i love that special season when the toilet trees are in full bloom

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link

Ah yes, but that beautiful season is followed by the Fall, and it’s not good to be nearby

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link

That Beavis/Butthead one is Conan O'Brien

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 7 January 2022 02:34 (two years ago) link

Uh, this tree

This palm tree fell over, refused to die, and curved right back up. pic.twitter.com/wuiQ0U0EzM

— Bucky with the Good Arm (@benjancewicz) January 7, 2022

frogbs, Saturday, 8 January 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link

It got knocked down, but it got up again

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 9 January 2022 01:30 (two years ago) link

That's awesome, nothing cursed about it

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 9 January 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link

It beat the curse

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 9 January 2022 04:57 (two years ago) link

loooool ymp

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 January 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

this house is clean

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 January 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

I wonder if the tree ever looks at the winding road behind it and wonders how tall it could have grown if not for the fall

tsrobodo, Monday, 10 January 2022 13:35 (two years ago) link

Two-day-old zebrafish larvae, as seen through a scanning electron microscope pic.twitter.com/iLmmBju38b

— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) January 24, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 04:54 (two years ago) link

rather light on the queasy sexiness I prefer in my cursed media, veering towards cute even, but the pockmark faces riding the line between kewpie doll/the scream curses it juuust enough

Kill me all! (cat), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 09:19 (two years ago) link

I feel like using an electron microscope to create cursed images is kind of cheating.

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 14:24 (two years ago) link

I think the image is appropriately cursed. Zebras and fish should not interbreed. It's unnatural.

Emanuel Axolotl (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link

Slide in a tomato tongue.

aw yeah that’s the stuff

Kill me all! (cat), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

It puts the dolphin in the glass
or it gets the hose, alas.

nickn, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link

total respect to Andy’s “this is fine” flood guy, who i very much feel, but i keep going back to the smiling dolphin. priapically rising from its glass of blood. licorice eyes. the taste of banana dripping with tomato juice. a proud hostess, who you must oblige for politeness’ sake, placing it before you. god, it’s terrible. A+++

Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 27 January 2022 12:08 (two years ago) link

Top work as ever OL.

And oh look here comes MY lunch again!

There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Thursday, 27 January 2022 14:32 (two years ago) link

would like to hear a collection of songs titled "street dildo shoppin'"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link

are you provided utensils with which to dispatch the smiling dolphin? are you supposed to use your hands? is using your hands forbidden? you shakily raise the glass to your lips. the dolphin smiles.

Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 27 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR

Bill Kristol Meth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 January 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link

That one's old, think I posted it four or five years ago on IG

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 January 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

well, if his sock wasn't soaked in urine, it is now

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

i zoomed in on the aluminum eye hoping to catch an outline of the photographer but no dice

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link

feels like the punchline to a joke that i can't figure out

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 02:04 (two years ago) link

it does. raccoon on a trash can. $115. digiorno. must be delivery. no. it's...it's...

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

the raccoon has its claws on both a digiorno as well as exactly $115 in three crisp bills.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

That's a badger!

brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:43 (two years ago) link

Yeah, that's no raccoon

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link

more like a cadger if it's charging $115 for a DiGiorno pizza

brownie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link

lol

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link

karl did you really think that was a raccoon

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:40 (two years ago) link

... so the badger says "$115? For a pizza delivery?"
and the pizza delivery guy says "That's not delivery!"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link

needs some work

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link

i did. i even did a quick image search for "raccoon"

do you see why i left the EPA? i was a fraud

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:43 (two years ago) link

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT A BANANA IN TOMATO JUICE

Kill me all! (cat), Thursday, 3 February 2022 04:42 (two years ago) link

I'd like to imagine you, emaciated and slack-jawed, sitting before the unrefreshed page and staring in disbelief at smiling dolphin death banana for the past week. That is the very response we're going for here, I believe.

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 February 2022 09:41 (two years ago) link

i'm glad i could play a small part in this

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:26 (two years ago) link

a badger for karl
http://i.imgur.com/efCfgHv.png

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link

oh laugh it up all you like professor von funnyboy but i guarantee you this is 1000% some elder gods shit. this is the idol tongued by rapist frat boys that gets them into skull and bones. this is the thing in your childhood closet that made those wet suckling noises you were too scared to investigate. when you die and all illusion is torn from from the bare wire of your consciousness this, this abomination, this horror beyond conception is what will be staring back at you. really, i can’t praise it enough. thanks map!

Kill me all! (cat), Friday, 4 February 2022 13:32 (two years ago) link

now you're just encouraging me, bad idea, don't think i can ever top smiling dolphin. i got it from 70s dinner party twitter account btw.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKw0q-4XIAgxAy4?format=jpg&name=large

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 4 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

Taxidermy dollhouse by Brooke Weston

nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link

Nononononononononononononono

There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link

Brooke Weston ... thank you

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link

GET IN THE DEER

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link

"Our house ... is a very, very, very deer house..."

nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

our house

in the middle of our deer

imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 20:52 (two years ago) link

Yeah, could they have found a less charming site for that ramp?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link

aw, the shots of athletes upside down in front of the cooling towers are wonderful though, two of my favourite things together at last

koogs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 02:28 (two years ago) link

https://netgalley-covers.s3.amazonaws.com/cover247688-medium.png
Fine use of the aesthetic here

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link

i realize i'm coloring way outside the lines here but is there not something vaguely menacing about this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM0Fig5XIAA-bS2?format=jpg&name=medium

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:22 (two years ago) link

We need a separate thread for creepy liminal eighties office photos tbh

Also feel like stuff like the Sedaris cover don't really fit the aesthetic, to be properly cursed there needs to be a quality of low-key horror which is almost accidental and not too obviously posed, maybe?

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 08:43 (two years ago) link

those plants have really got that guy cornered huh

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 10:30 (two years ago) link

i like that image

nxd, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 10:34 (two years ago) link

There we go

ITT: The liminality of 80s office spaces

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 11:42 (two years ago) link

dildos: pretty much automatically cursed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMsX5PRWQAM5pc5?format=jpg&name=large

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

this loaded giant on my laptop and i thought it was a new gas album at first

nxd, Friday, 4 March 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link

*gas joke*

what if the dog has gone mad because it can hear that really high-frequency pitch on every other beat on Der Lange Marsch

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 March 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

that’s the stuff

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 March 2022 00:04 (two years ago) link

I'm torn because I'm certain that the last three can't possibly be real, and yet I'm simultaneously certain that they are

jenny from the blockchain (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 March 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link

There is a difference, though, between the r/cursedimages aesthetic and the r/theyknew aesthetic. The last three look more like r/theyknew.

jenny from the blockchain (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 March 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link

Don't know what you're trying to get me to download, but I'll pass.

pplains, Sunday, 13 March 2022 21:23 (two years ago) link

i sure did want to know!

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 13 March 2022 23:04 (two years ago) link

sometimes i idly spy on friends of friends on fb. i'm scrolling through this guy's feed, there's some vaguely spiritual namaste stuff, and then blammo - an anti-vax post and a urine therapy post back-to-back.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 13 March 2022 23:07 (two years ago) link

I have questions, and also nightmares

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Friday, 18 March 2022 09:21 (two years ago) link

My heart beats hard
My memory has just been scarred
Na na na na na na
Froggy in the VCR

okay pretty good pretty good

Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 March 2022 11:50 (two years ago) link

Initially thought that was the back half of a roast chicken.

move over GAPDY, now there's BIG THIEF! (PBKR), Friday, 18 March 2022 11:58 (two years ago) link

"He put his frog in the VCR. Slid it right in!"

https://i.imgur.com/HqQvRHP.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 19 March 2022 03:33 (two years ago) link

When actual photos are absolute nightmares pic.twitter.com/lR9QG0YOyB

— Baby Boy Monaghan (@babyboymonaghan) March 24, 2022

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Friday, 25 March 2022 01:49 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

another theyknew but feel like frequenters of this thread may appreciate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQFg3d6XEAgtXNy?format=jpg&name=small

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 11 April 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link

Nicep

three weeks pass...

good god

Found this Thom Yorke nipple tattoo
and it’s very upsetting pic.twitter.com/OKL3hrIOAt

— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) May 4, 2022

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link

tut tut at tom york tit tat

gop on ya gingrich (wins), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

I mean the url should give you an idea of why I'm posting a link rather than an image here (and NSFW obvs) but trust me when I assert that this is more cursed and just like...whaaat? than it is gross (although it's still kinda gross): https://sbmgramin.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/shit.jpg

what, don’t people always hand you a single red rose when you’re taking a poo by the road?

erpillar (cat), Thursday, 5 May 2022 04:23 (two years ago) link

She’s one tough cookie. pic.twitter.com/VMzPiHk5YX

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 28, 2021

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 May 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

well okay now that has been branded into me forever, a thousand roadside poopers would be less revolting

erpillar (cat), Thursday, 5 May 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

Is that a scene from White Lotus?

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Thursday, 5 May 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

he's apparently doing a Ted Lasso thing but all i can think about is the bit in wolf of wall street where leo gets off on margot robbie stepping on his face in a pink room

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 May 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

I think we have a winner. Lock thread.

we only steal from the greatest books (PBKR), Thursday, 5 May 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link

bg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So cursed to see u!

Love what you've done with your feet.

it took me a second to notice the back of his head reflected in the mirror, also excellent work

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 16 May 2022 14:51 (two years ago) link

lol

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

Good god

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link

I look at that picture and my first response isn't that god is good

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Thursday, 19 May 2022 08:16 (two years ago) link

i'm imagining giant wads of ancient lint in there

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:26 (two years ago) link

actually, hold on

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:27 (two years ago) link

here we go

https://i.imgur.com/8lqqeTO.jpg

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:33 (two years ago) link

lmfao

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:40 (two years ago) link

if i were a dog i'd totally curl up in the skoal impression

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:49 (two years ago) link

the skoal impression

is that not meant to be a franger

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Sunday, 22 May 2022 06:17 (two years ago) link

it's whatever we want it to be

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 06:25 (two years ago) link

a jondom

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Sunday, 22 May 2022 07:05 (two years ago) link

I saw Karl’s version first and am sad it is not actually real

joygoat, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:00 (two years ago) link

<3 I should have put it off center but unfortunately did not save skoalbutt.psd before closing

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:49 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/kdhykg8.png

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 May 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

my god, it’s full of stars

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 June 2022 08:30 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/B1A3Dvv.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 4 June 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/yWAguuX.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 4 June 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

very good

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 4 June 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link

I knew this was Old Lunch before I got to the bottom to confirm.

sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 23:05 (one year ago) link

That's a whole lot of cursed.

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link

Is that from that Disney wedding everybody keeps tweeting about?

dan selzer, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 13:45 (one year ago) link

The Mickey Centipede or the Yoda buttplug?

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

scrolling back up i daresay the little ceaser's screen cap is a masterpiece

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 4 July 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

it ceased me

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 4 July 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

Hey you guys wanna see the worst thing ever? pic.twitter.com/v7nx1RVbfa

— Orbital Drop Shock Ryan (@Spark898) July 12, 2022

silverfish, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

my weekend needs some cursed in it. favor us old lunch.

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link

^^^cosign

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 16 July 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link

Ooops, forgot about ILX's goofy ten image limit per post

https://i.imgur.com/ZlYhwqg.jpg

He's still got it, folks.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Saturday, 16 July 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link

hell yeah

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link

omg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 16 July 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

Furby Jet Ski is my next band name, thx

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 July 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

Senator Mitt Romney with a life sized cardboard cut-out of his wife that his staff got for him because he missed her. (2022) pic.twitter.com/fA45dbEtsu

— crazy ass moments in american politics (@ampol_moment) July 17, 2022

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 17 July 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link

really liking (or should i say LICKING)(no, i shouldn’t say that) this new season of itysl 👅

CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Sunday, 31 July 2022 03:12 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NnJI7mc.jpg

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 6 August 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/a8EO2wu.jpg

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Monday, 15 August 2022 08:22 (one year ago) link

i don’t see the problem here

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 August 2022 09:18 (one year ago) link

At this point, I'm happy to see something like that and not see it actually turning out to be cake.

pplains, Monday, 15 August 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link

Horseradish frosting?

nickn, Monday, 15 August 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

Mashed potato apparently

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Monday, 15 August 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link

it is really hard to tell what it real and what isn't real there <3

Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 August 2022 01:28 (one year ago) link

What's wrong with this and why does it make me so uncomfortable

https://www.hamiltonbook.com/media/image_full/7685904A.JPG

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

-Darker lines outlining the inner eyes make him seem angry
-Extra skin fold above his right eye
-Look at the small amount of his body you can see and try to extrapolate - he's all hunched up. How is he posed and what is he... doing?
-It must be said that the mouth is huge and not necessarily smiling
-Tight cropping makes it seem like Bugs is right up in your face, possibly yelling at you or contacting your body inappropriately

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 05:53 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

no

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Thursday, 8 September 2022 08:18 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Td3dsKE.jpg

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link

please piss in my nose

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

badly need some cursed over the next two weeks

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 27 October 2022 01:40 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgQ-p1lWYAQtIBl?format=jpg&name=medium

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 October 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Zt6Ks0S.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 29 October 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link

*shudders*

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 October 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link

What a Ghastly Graham Ingels lookin’ mother-fucker.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 30 October 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link

Incredible work OL, just incredible.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link

worthy of a medal

this thread is just tops

corrs unplugged, Sunday, 6 November 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link

I am starting to suspect Old Lunch of having an elaborate studio and a team of prop crews and extras to create those. Meantime the rest of us are like

https://i.imgur.com/w2HTCmX.jpeg

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

thanks old lunch for pulling us through these trying times

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link

some absolutely breathtaking high points of cursed therein.

hard to choose favorites when the consistency is so high.

do i favor the bone-deep cringe that rusted bathtub shots always elicit in me, or the powerful and intriguing aftertaste of the cucumbers in the movie theater

and what of the mannequins in the meat fridge next to the child holding flowers, a super group of cursed elements together that must have been staged in some way and yet is no less powerful because of it?

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

re "staged"

people in a CI picture where you absolutely can't tell (bcz artful? bcz we are just intruders in their realm?) if this is a performance or verité

(the kid's performing but what about the woman pushing the trolley…)

― mark s, Thursday, 9 March 2017 23:21 (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

naturally the picture attached to this observation has since vanished: it was of a woman pushing an ordinary shopping trolley with a child lying on its bottom shelf (if that's what you call it), his head and legs sticking out deliberately stiffly

mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

the one with the sofa in the bathroom and the flowers in the urinal has stuck with me

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

amazing thread here, worth a few embeds

trained my tiktok algorithm to show videos that are so surreal you feel like you’re dreaming. here’s a thread of my favorites pic.twitter.com/rL1dneP8Rb

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

eggs? pic.twitter.com/HuznJASytt

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

“my house 😞” pic.twitter.com/wEMr8B9GuR

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

hospital room’s assets are still loading in pic.twitter.com/I7U6AU1hgx

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

extremely normal restaurant experience pic.twitter.com/KoSy6fSN5F

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

just getting something from the garage pic.twitter.com/avh0XKMBYD

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

when the plug pull up ‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/f1FRtdOJmN

— drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 (@drewcoffman) November 10, 2022

I mean pic.twitter.com/U38xUkWOib

— Smithe (@smitheone) November 10, 2022

I just learned about that guy somewhere. He's in Red Hook and going viral.

dan selzer, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link

Hmmm. Is it cheating to use an algorithm? Do we need to ask Old Lunch to pee in a cup to ensure he's not using suspect methods to gather the horrors above?

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

what if old lunch is "creating the news" by making these cursed things happen

like "get in there and toss some lettuce over the glass panel to the worker"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

"go fill your garage with bubbles and then search through it with a tiki torch"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

I don't care if OL staging these or not, you try dragging a couch and flowers into a public urinal.

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

lord knows i've tried, the government red tape preventing a normal good time from happening is just unbelievable

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Paq0I6T.jpg

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 November 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

ouch

corrs unplugged, Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ygD7NIT.png

the painting. only one painting.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

subtly cursed isn't any less cursed

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

needs more lamps

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link

my favorites are definitely the non-euclidean geometry ones where you have no ides what you are looking at or what direction is up. Unsettling, to me at least.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link

yeah that's a good one

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

like the image is cursed but you are even more cursed for trying to decipher it

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

sorry for political but 'cursed' was the first thing that came to mind

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkIYTrBWYBcsr_3?format=jpg&name=large

ꙮ (map), Friday, 16 December 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link

love 2 eat while massive gandhi stares at me

Definite Article, The (cat), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link

I thought Obama was Humphrey Bogart for a second there. Can I add Margaret Thatcher to the 'which American obsession is the worst?' thread?

Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 December 2022 10:01 (one year ago) link

I'm very concerned about the ladies whose butts are on fire. Hope they're ok!

Cow_Art, Saturday, 17 December 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

At first Obama looked like Lee Harvey Oswald to me

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 17 December 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link

Jár pic.twitter.com/McXnTh1IRq

— Joe Whitt (@joeobligations) December 19, 2022

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

The Last House on Holland Island pic.twitter.com/cv93c8QaFz

— Evil Buildings (@EvilsBuildings) December 21, 2022

mark s, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

Sorry for bringing moving images to the cursed image thread but I found this random thing saved to one of my YT playlists and was like 'what is this and why did I save it' and, oh, I saved it because it's intensely cursed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDL5b3vuXM

(The thing has almost no views so I have no idea how I initially found it and have no recollection of saving it so it might be legitimately cursed.)

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

That's Jollibee.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

yeah, not too strange just bad audio

i thought the images weren't showing in that because of bad reception but i think there's a bigger problem, so another link https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/9rn2hj/teddy_bear_made_of_turkey_designed_for_christmas/

koogs, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link

warning: these are not cursed. not quite. but i love these images, some of them are in the same cursed universe, and there are SO MANY, and they're all low-resolution. that very last photo, after the dozens and dozens that precede is, almost poignant

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/stlouis/everything-you-can-buy-at-the-way-out-club-estate-sale-photos/Slideshow/39183219/39183571

Karl Malone, Friday, 30 December 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link

Rapidly closed the tab!

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link

I'm completely ignorant of bird anatomy but so like...they're hiding an entire actual mouth inside their beak-mouth? Is that's what's happening there? Because I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

A mild sidestep from that video is anything that shows the close-up inner working of an elephant's mouth. Once you see it, prepare to be dead immediately afterwards. It will make you dead.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Saturday, 21 January 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link

one thing i don't like to think about is what my eyeballs look like without the skin layers in front of it. we are all revolting creatures

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 January 2023 00:46 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/M5fLkEX.png

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link

omg, weird at first but after giving it a second, looks delicious.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I would eat the shit out of that

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link

If the egg's a little jammy all the better.

And salt and pepper or good but how about some paprika or tajin.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link

I like to think those eggs are deviled, not cursed.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:15 (one year ago) link

cursed be these bedeviled eggs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:23 (one year ago) link

now i'm hungry

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link

cursed........... with hunger

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link

Snake was stuck in the ceiling and then this happened 😳👀 pic.twitter.com/RdfhWOlxki

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) February 13, 2023

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 05:09 (one year ago) link

Fucking hell!

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 10:22 (one year ago) link

snakes are cool and all but that is entirely too much snake for that ceiling

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link

"too much snake for that ceiling" is a good description of 2023

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

meanwhile the snake is posting their perspective of the encounter on the "cursed images" thread on snakeboards.com

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link

"check out these freaky humans hiding under my floor! for real thought i was gonna die dudessssssssssssss"

sharing is cursing (cat), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link

i understand an aesthetic has been pinned down, and this is not that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d5NMcX_r4Y

but seriously look at those springy horses a couple minutes in, and the woman exercising by herself, one of the only people in the entire world

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 February 2023 03:22 (one year ago) link

it's like if the overlook collapsed into the ground and sprouted up in india with a makeover, then generated its own promo video to lure in fresh meat

those ominous towers reaching up from the lush earth to claw at the sky

the endless tracking shots

the billiards table playing itself

10/10 cursed imo

will someone please go there and liveblog their descent into madness, that would be cool

sharing is cursing (cat), Thursday, 23 February 2023 04:15 (one year ago) link

also, 8 views? how tf u find this

unless....

u r the hell hotel??!!?!11!

sharing is cursing (cat), Thursday, 23 February 2023 04:17 (one year ago) link

You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

:O

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 February 2023 04:34 (one year ago) link

how tf u find this

search for youtubes (or other kinds of search results) and sort by upload date so it shows you get the chronological view of all the crap that doesn't get elevated into search results. the remnants of the old good internet are still there, just buried beneath all of the stuff that is semi-professionally produced

z_tbd, Thursday, 23 February 2023 04:36 (one year ago) link

those early shots have a very Gerry Anderson feel to them. something about the cars not moving at quite a constant speed.

koogs, Thursday, 23 February 2023 06:27 (one year ago) link

I like the Last of Us spores in the opening shots, very apt.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 February 2023 07:26 (one year ago) link

i keep expecting a scene of artful bloody carnage to slide past the camera with the same unnerving calmness as everything else

if i watch the video enough times maybe this will happen! i believe that if you believe then anything is possible 🌈

sharing is cursing (cat), Thursday, 23 February 2023 08:31 (one year ago) link

On my phone, it took me a while to figure out this is all computer generated so good job, Sahyog Rekha Infraproject!

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 February 2023 13:47 (one year ago) link

i never thought..... i never thought i could feel this way about a cgi hotel

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 February 2023 13:52 (one year ago) link

idk it looks like a nice hotel i must be missing something

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 February 2023 01:32 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

pawn off the wedding ring, buy a gun from shrek kent, hit the mexican buffet

then go clay pigeon shooting, purely for recreation and sport

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 20:13 (one year ago) link

Vincent Price buying Toblerone. sherbert dips and other assorted candies for the cast and crew of 'Witchfinder General' in 1968 pic.twitter.com/1EyEsdnqB3

— Hammer Horror Films (@HorrorHammer1) March 18, 2023

koogs, Sunday, 19 March 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Guess this is cheating because every image made of him is automatically cursed.

https://i.postimg.cc/hGdqp8j2/20230509-153830.jpg

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

kind of want to get a few of those and stash them around parks and playgrounds

Normal Jean (cat), Sunday, 28 May 2023 20:33 (one year ago) link

It's a banger but I can only assume the old master (otherwise known as Old Lunch) is prepping the mother of all cursed images posts.

Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 19:38 (eleven months ago) link

lol i was gonna summon old lunch explicitly too but i don't know if i'm ready for that level of cursed heat. who am i kidding, i'm ready baby.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 19:46 (eleven months ago) link

Sorry lads I'm fresh out

https://i.redd.it/m1v8rq2iahe31.jpg

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 19:49 (eleven months ago) link

SPICY

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 19:57 (eleven months ago) link

Kind of feel like there should be more attention being paid to our nation's crippling shortage of cursed images. If OL can't even source them, the drought is real.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2023 20:00 (eleven months ago) link

My son has an aversion to food that is a bunch of foods mixed together (like a stew, stir-fry, etc.). Seeing that gelatin cake made with a bunch of foods that I individually like made me sympathize with him a bit, I guess that's how a lot of meals look like to him.

silverfish, Thursday, 8 June 2023 13:34 (eleven months ago) link

https://ibb.co/RHNzmPc

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 22:17 (eleven months ago) link

is that real

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 15 June 2023 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

Sadly not https://stories.wimp.com/12-hilarious-fake-vintage-ads-that-you-may-think-are-real/

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 15 June 2023 17:19 (eleven months ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/1ZC0fmb/IMG-0923.jpg

brimstead, Sunday, 2 July 2023 07:08 (ten months ago) link

imagine the smell

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 July 2023 06:32 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

This guy has a whole series of extremely cursed video collages

pic.twitter.com/Ohtl3SuBma

— Frank Manzano (@loved_orleer) August 3, 2023

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 06:51 (nine months ago) link

Bad Moodles!

Every generation needs it's own Land of Confusion, I guess.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 12:40 (nine months ago) link

Is that the kind of video where I’m going to die after having watched it?

Chevy Chase drumming mystery (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 14:01 (nine months ago) link

During it.

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 14:06 (nine months ago) link

It's AI but then AI videos are really getting very good at seizing upon that lovely feeling of 'where nightmares go to die' that we itt so adore (maybe we need a thread for that?). I highly recommend the videos of my new favorite children's entertainers, the Poppy Place Players:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQDKyvxXBiw

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 14:36 (nine months ago) link

Oh my god

Chevy Chase drumming mystery (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 15:06 (nine months ago) link

I didn't think googly eyes could get any freakier, but I was wrong.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:41 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LZMgs4T.jpg

calstars, Thursday, 5 October 2023 01:20 (seven months ago) link

????

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 6 October 2023 08:47 (seven months ago) link

"Concealed carry"

nickn, Friday, 6 October 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

is that what I think it is?

calstars, Friday, 6 October 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

yeah that’s a cb radio handset

come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2023 18:24 (seven months ago) link

lmao

ꙮ (map), Friday, 6 October 2023 21:13 (seven months ago) link

big fan of the mr. bunny head image over here

ꙮ (map), Friday, 6 October 2023 21:14 (seven months ago) link

Bunnydict Cumberbatch

Bruce Hornsby–Big Stick 3:15 (Eliza D.), Friday, 6 October 2023 22:19 (seven months ago) link

oh geez

ꙮ (map), Friday, 6 October 2023 22:25 (seven months ago) link

my pinterest feed is 75% these things now

https://i.imgur.com/0SwJWdf.mp4

i have never been more blessed

baths in the belfry (cat), Saturday, 7 October 2023 06:47 (seven months ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx0C0eIB-RC/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 7 October 2023 08:23 (seven months ago) link

I find that cute, not cursed. Don’t shame me.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 7 October 2023 19:23 (seven months ago) link

that one makes me feel funny

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 7 October 2023 20:17 (seven months ago) link

her body does look transformed tbf

ꙮ (map), Monday, 9 October 2023 18:52 (seven months ago) link

okay yeah that might actually be the most cursed image yet, haunting

i know my brain was able to parse out what was happening there, but good lord that first glimpse was unsettling

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link

ooky spooky

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 18:06 (seven months ago) link

okay yes cursed1000, extremely terrible work and i can feel the evil leaching into my soul 👍

baths in the belfry (cat), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:15 (seven months ago) link

That image is a thing of dark beauty.

beard papa, Friday, 13 October 2023 00:19 (seven months ago) link

I can't work it out

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Friday, 13 October 2023 00:41 (seven months ago) link

it's the left back side of someone's head, we see part of their ear. They're listening to music with black in-ear headphones and they've turned their zip up hoodie around to be in the dark.

StanM, Friday, 13 October 2023 01:04 (seven months ago) link

horrible

budo jeru, Friday, 13 October 2023 02:42 (seven months ago) link

ikr <3

baths in the belfry (cat), Friday, 13 October 2023 05:09 (seven months ago) link

I showed it to my wife and she said "what?" and I said "what is it?" and she said "it's someone sleeping with their hoodie back to front ".

behold the thump (ledge), Friday, 13 October 2023 06:00 (seven months ago) link

The house of a thousand teddies. pic.twitter.com/Sd2bxhLRe3

— The Museum of Curiosities (@CuriosMuseum) October 17, 2023

koogs, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 17:40 (seven months ago) link

And each of those teddies likely houses at least a thousand tiny lifeforms!

This is kind of like posting a giant sign in your front yard that says 'NO, I DON'T HAVE MULTIPLE FREEZER CHESTS FULL OF HUMAN BODY PARTS IN MY BASEMENT, WHY DO YOU ASK?'

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 18:00 (seven months ago) link

oh no

Tracer Hand, Monday, 30 October 2023 18:21 (seven months ago) link

i can almost taste it

baths in the belfry (cat), Monday, 30 October 2023 19:38 (seven months ago) link

Mmmmm, bathtub chicken! I'll bring the Pinot Grigio.

nickn, Monday, 30 October 2023 20:05 (seven months ago) link

the lightning mcqueen crocs really take this one from grotesque firmly into cursed

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 00:04 (six months ago) link

lightning seems a little bummed, i would be too buddy

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 01:21 (six months ago) link

^ lol

brimstead, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 01:25 (six months ago) link

Cursed--or just shabby?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 01:26 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ysVtkci.jpg

brain (krakow), Sunday, 26 November 2023 23:14 (six months ago) link

i missed bizarro's post upthread, that's an excellent one

i really like that!! (z_tbd), Monday, 27 November 2023 00:04 (six months ago) link

also what's up bizarro! feels like it's been a while

i really like that!! (z_tbd), Monday, 27 November 2023 00:04 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Kf58gr9.png

z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 17:21 (five months ago) link

Santa has Odin eye(s)

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 14 December 2023 05:52 (five months ago) link

how did they not paint a holster on his belt? missed opportunity IMO

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Thursday, 14 December 2023 09:12 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

ai is kind of cheating.., but also kind of not

https://i.imgur.com/278rLhc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/278rLhc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/278rLhc.jpg

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 15:56 (four months ago) link

uh not sure what happened there

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 15:56 (four months ago) link

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

Went to (gatecrashed) Nigel Farage's 60th birthday party last night for @Londoners_Diary. His half melted ice sculpture will stay with me for many, many years. A lot happened: pic.twitter.com/DsoMRYMrhZ

— Claudia Cockerell (@claudcockerell) April 4, 2024

koogs, Thursday, 4 April 2024 17:10 (one month ago) link

big improvement over usual farage and on an unrelated note it is well known among orchardists that the low-hanging fruits are the sweetest, mmmmmm

"enthusiast" (cat), Thursday, 4 April 2024 22:20 (one month ago) link

1000% certain that Barron Trump ends up our boy emperor. pic.twitter.com/5BynXNaD9T

— David Roberts (@drvolts) April 6, 2024

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 April 2024 22:18 (one month ago) link

L-R: WWE announced/hype man, bodice ripper cover model, antichrist, his familiar, bar mitzvah boy

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 April 2024 22:20 (one month ago) link

The only regret I have in my life is not buying this painting from the Jerry Lewis estate auction in 2018. It was expensive but I could have put it on a credit card and paid it over time. Just thinking about it makes me sad and upset. pic.twitter.com/WRS6H9WA7v

— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) November 19, 2022

soref, Thursday, 11 April 2024 12:30 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

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