https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKBeaP88eBH0zUP0wED9n3d-9-8v1Zlagz9AmRRH72Bk3_FWDG
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/6555090-3x2-940x627.jpg
https://cdn.video.nationalgeographic.com/dims4/default/07a28d2/2147483647/thumbnail/354x199%3E/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpmdvod.nationalgeographic.com%2FNG_Video%2F656%2F19%2F170407-octopus-clings-to-diver-hand-vin__640x360_922999363639.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rX-YiYHahoo/maxresdefault.jpg
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link
https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50047/1000928879/original/octopuses-have-blue-blood-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg&fit=crop&crop=faces
http://i.giftrunk.com/ctnnvp.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link
https://static.tumblr.com/6037731227922232d00aa12b3067feb0/8jbdnhz/mLxoue73u/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_77nivhplzasco0sc4c08sk88c_640.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
bookmarked
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fjHbD-nLa-M/WIrqrzShXuI/AAAAAAAACjI/jUWLVqZ94wkC8iKh4Cxl2mu-1wrvMJ5rwCLcB/s640/mimic-octopus-o.gif
https://media1.tenor.com/images/40490dd6c83052de5bf9f1be06ea4c01/tenor.gif?itemid=7442178
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3M_DcO6wk
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/z396toO.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/1347a417a7ccfd31bae4e1e2b6222c31?width=1024
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Gloomy_Octopus-Octopus_tetricus.JPG
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link
https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/8a3/1a/cutiepus-red2.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link
they truly are superior beings aren't they
― marcos, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link
love 'em
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link
http://chooseyourcurrent.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/giphy-1.gif
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
it's kind of a bummer that they are delicious
i can't bring myself to eat octopus anymore tbh
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112010/1291113125_octopus-camouflage.gif
― mick signals, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/138LgCYr5DVAUo/giphy.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link
facehugger.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link
lol yes i can't get it to post
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
haha. lovely thraed
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
I think I'm starting to warm to octopuses now.
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
come on in, the water's lovely
(and filled with octopuses)
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/9f/30/7e9f306fd62090babe0b9cd632a28cf4.jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/h0wilCq.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
protection wheeeeee!
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link
https://www.guitar-muse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Octoguitar.jpg
eight arms to rock u
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link
you, a wise evolutionary scientist: "octopuses have learnt to armour themselves with coconut shells" me, an internet clown: THEY FUCKING LOVE IT
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TYFZyjs.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
PLUR.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/news/2017/octooctawherearewegoingalbum.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
https://hips.hearstapps.com/pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/14/1428095150-octopus.gif?crop=1xw:1.0xh;center,top&resize=480:*
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link
http://www.animalanswers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/34777tx.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/dexbwh2947vz.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zYKmo7g.gif
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
pixar couldn't make the lil' un much cueter than that.
― calzino, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MpzuCeq.gifzq
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2c/e9/dc/2ce9dc2d28e2f80394f684bc54dba14e.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
lord almighty look at that li'l guy
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RYPkDA3.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRLLnmqpGas
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link
lol i had one of those
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
Genuinely shocked I never thought to start a cute octopus thread.
https://media3.rbl.ms/i/?u=%2f8xD4p8L37yWuk.gif&h=https%3a%2f%2fi.giphy.com&c=4121437786
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
SQUID ALERT
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/VbIbtOIPanrt6/giphy.gif
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/camouflaged-octopus.gif
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
This is excellent background:
https://www.lrb.co.uk/v39/n17/amia-srinivasan/the-sucker-the-sucker
Captive octopuses appear to be aware of their captivity; they adapt to it but also resist it. When they try to escape, which is often, they tend to wait for a moment they aren’t being watched. Octopuses have flooded laboratories by deliberately plugging valves in their tanks with their arms. At the University of Otago, an octopus short-circuited the electricity supply – by shooting jets of water at the aquarium lightbulbs – so often that it had to be released back into the wild. Jean Boal, a cephalopod researcher at Millersville University in Pennsylvania, reported feeding octopuses in a row of tanks with thawed squid, not an octopus’s favourite food. Returning to the first tank, Boal found that the octopus in it hadn’t eaten the squid, but was instead holding it out in its arm; watching Boal, it slowly made its way across the tank and shoved the squid down the drain.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042015/1430157757_octopus_hunts_crab.gif
(octo hunts crab)
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
xp Think you linked to that before on some animal thread. One of my fave things I read last year.
good to see octopuses share my ‘fuck squid, they are garbage’ outlook
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link
I strongly condemn these vile displays of cephalopod racism
― you can make fun of birthday parties all you want (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-04/21/14/enhanced/webdr14/anigif_original-4682-1429640222-4.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 24, 2018 11:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
same, i phased it out in the last year or so.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6h11neeC1qbypg1o1_400.jpg
― Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4826ca5a0f54b4580c745d42dd960a0/tumblr_inline_o6kqg7CJln1qk45js_500.gif
― Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
Not a squid!
http://tybe.tumblr.com/post/162917051923/montereybayaquarium-tybe-montereybayaquarium
― Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
Giant Pacific Octopuses aren't so much cute as beautiful.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/b71bc8cbfdf2395b4df549cadfeba57f/tumblr_o4ys49vfDl1uap0hno1_1280.jpg
Also they are very DNFW:
https://youtu.be/_HNZePQosxU
― Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 24, 2018 1:20 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just curious, why?
― marcos, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link
feels wrong to eat something so patently intelligent, mainlyhypocritical and/or logically inconsistent, i know, since i do still eat other animals, but there’s just something about octopuses 🤷♂️
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/69/96/00/699600e8fff505c50101f7c9dcecb862--clam-shells-clams.jpg
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link
xp yeah that's basically my take
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZAhwVlsRl/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 January 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link
I highly recommend the recent book "The Soul of an Octopus" by Sy Montgomery. Some amazing stories of her getting to know them as individuals.
― mick signals, Friday, 26 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/1eed17006c93432d6a78b66c04a27660/tumblr_on4y8t4g5o1w5v92so6_500.gif
(film serial The Trail of the Octopus, dir. Duke Worne, 1919)
― mark s, Friday, 2 February 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link
hawt
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
octinderpus
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
just finished reading sy montgomery’s soul of an octopus, it is fkn rad and made me cry a couple of times
how do i shot octopus friendship
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/FlEbQx8.gifv
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link
d'awww indeed
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
octocuddles
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
fyi In Our Time had an episode on cephalopods recently
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link
I was amazed to learn that octopus are so short-lived. It takes smart mammals ages to mature, but these lil guys just come out of the gate like “good morning, I’m a scientist.”
― bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
Yes squid but if you complain you are heartless.
https://youtu.be/3ivMSCi-Y2Q
― Joanna NEU!some (Leee), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link
Fantastic.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link
Ed Yong! He's grand.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/777a9e3f6d363e30f910193a8969389d/tumblr_ok1ay45Vh21rr6qypo1_500.jpg
<3_<3
― Chard Michaels (Leee), Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
look at those tiny li’l suckerswhat a cutie
― he facked his death (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVnJ9nhV4AMN_lz.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 11 February 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link
https://laughingsquid.com/baby-octopuses-burst-out-of-their-egg-sacs/
― Chard Michaels (Leee), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/wv7DfebpL7E
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:12 (six years ago) link
whoops...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv7DfebpL7E
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:14 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qw8bAdIS_E
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link
<3 baby cthulhu
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 11:14 (six years ago) link
Oh, I hope octopuses replace us after the nuclear conflagration...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link
What a thread:
Good one, @TheEconomist, very original and not propagandistic at all.Depicted:1. 'The Economist,' 20182. 'St. Louis Globe-Democrat,' 19803. 'Catholic Library Service,' 19384. Fred W. Rose, 1877 pic.twitter.com/VvH429MytP— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 24, 2018
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 26 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
media that didn't get the "adorable" memo imo
― mark s, Monday, 26 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
Great thread.
I especially like the Alice the goon like Prussian octopus
"The Prussian Octopus," 1915.This British map shows an aggressive Prussian octopus, the heart of the expanding German Empire, along with a rather sad-looking Austria Hungarian octopus. pic.twitter.com/kgLLxouOyU— Nima Shirazi (@WideAsleepNima) February 24, 2018
And the Chicago vice octopus
In honor of World Octopus Day, here's a 1910 illustration showing Chicago's Levee in the grip of VICE's tentacles. https://t.co/SzFaYpAt5F pic.twitter.com/jNWF4Cvo5U— Robert Loerzel (@robertloerzel) October 8, 2017
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
nima shirazi good, demonising our octopals bad
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link
Prussian bonobo octopals pretty adorable IMO.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 February 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link
Was effusing about Soul of an Octopus earlier. Made me blub a bit.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 26 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link
Does ILX support gifv? https://i.imgur.com/17kwhW2.gifv
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
Okay video here
<3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
sy montgomery describing the skin of an octopus head as ‘soft as custard’ has really stuck with me, that li’l guy looks totally strokable
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
I've photographed a number of them, but they're universally shy. Nearly all scuba divers will avoid harassing octopuses in their natural environment, but this little fella seems a bit odd. Don't inadvertantly stick a finger around their beak under the mantle, they can take the tip off in a single bite.
― It's because I'm human, isn't it?! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
i was just gonna ask "don't they bite with that beak?" they look terrifyingly sharp.
― Hunt3r, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
Their tongues are also covered in teeth (but that goes against the AWWW directive of this thread).
― Rick Wokeman (Leee), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
Where's he goin'?
https://i.imgur.com/hO56wvK.gifv
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link
A very curious octopus. pic.twitter.com/EgSyRKT8SW— Apolonis Aphrodisia (@A_aphrodisia) March 2, 2018
(this is the one sanpaku posted)
― mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5905a833d3f670aec8ded4a97d34b040/tumblr_onwfaeAEtM1vbghcjo1_1280.jpg
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 March 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
Mark (and sanpaku) I love that video thanks
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Saturday, 3 March 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/537aa493c0fd7e862b34393e9336f36c/tumblr_p524o1LIy31vlks32o1_500.jpg
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 March 2018 10:19 (six years ago) link
That is genuinely amazing.
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 4 March 2018 11:57 (six years ago) link
It's....something.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 5 March 2018 03:08 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c66838a0c35fd3b4a3a9091d80a8532/tumblr_p4tmhqnHT51qm9k25o1_r3_500.gif
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link
v delicate li'l guy, would stroke
― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 March 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/moments/970432629320355840
― mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
oops i mean
pic.twitter.com/LFWkcdQo6Y— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) March 4, 2018
https://68.media.tumblr.com/e8a831d66fac1cb6009133264d34e2c1/tumblr_p5fn3cKFZo1vlks32o1_1280.jpg
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:38 (six years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ca68d9a9d7108dcefd73b505d352ecf/tumblr_p0j2vnaYXi1rraqsio1_1280.jpg
― #FIERCE #FLAWLESS #SLAY (Leee), Thursday, 22 March 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link
wow what a beauty
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:09 (six years ago) link
more like awe-ctopus
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 March 2018 11:21 (six years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=Kl5A7gHsoRc
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/e8ffbb6837265accf28fc4f696097440/tumblr_om3xtpwjUq1s1vn29o1_1280.jpg
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link
kind of lol but mostlyaaaiiyeeeTF?!
― Hunt3r, Friday, 30 March 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link
1) flabby bits2) intelligent3) mostly relax4) wrinkles
octopus is basically a damp kind of elephant
― not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link
https://montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com/post/172330204589/anoceanloverworld-cuttlefish-can-change-color-to
― Ned Reggaeton (Leee), Saturday, 31 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link
he look like a hippo
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 April 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
ha he does
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
oh my god the algae octopushttps://i.imgur.com/M0scGnO.jpg
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 5 April 2018 06:37 (six years ago) link
angular! i love him!
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 April 2018 08:25 (six years ago) link
He looks like a golden wizard!
― Meme Imfurst (Leee), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link
If the world lasted long enough, would the world’s animals evolve to a most-charismatic-to-humans state?
― Hunt3r, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
That's a very good point - I worked with a conservation agency one time and they referred to "charismatic megafauna" - as in, people are only motivated to save large, appealing animals.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 5 April 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link
Or, in this thread's case, animals that show surprising intelligence and occasionally psychic abilities regarding football matches.
To try to answer Hunt3r's questions seriously, charisma is one way to go, another would be to taste good to humans, or to be hardy enough to survive in radically different (read: warmer) environments.
― Meme Imfurst (Leee), Thursday, 5 April 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link
"large" as in "bigger than nematodes" - octopuses are both charismatic and megafauna
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 5 April 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link
Now reading the Peter Godfrey-Smith OTHER MINDS book about octopus intelligence and it is soooooo goooood
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 6 April 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link
I find the actual anatomy of octopus brains rather fascinating. Essentially, it seems most of it is in two lobes behind each eye processing visual information, with relatively little mass devoted to integrating everything into unified neural correlates of the world outside. Their esophagus passes through their brain.
http://tolweb.org/tree/ToLimages/vampbrainvent3.400a.jpg
Also worth noting, octopuses do not recognize themselves in the mirror test. Really no fault to them, we can't all be magpies, bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, or some primates.
They're similar to dogs in this respect, though of course dogs can recognize other individuals and do appear to have some second order theory of mind, if lacking a first order one.
― Zhoug speaks to you, his chosen ones (Sanpaku), Friday, 6 April 2018 02:09 (six years ago) link
I see cephalopods as brilliant examples of "the other way to do it" - we centralise our nervous systems so that sensory inputs can be compared, limbs can be cross-coordinated, etc. whereas they are kind of like "intelligent tissue" in that much of their sophistication is achieved in a decentralised, democratic way, an independent control ganglion for each tentacle, communicating with the distributed brain shown above. Or maybe we can equate the tentacle ganglia with our spinal cord, which is the vertebrate centre for embodied intelligence and coordination (and gets very little respect for its sophistication, because it does its work literally without calling attention to its activity). Cephalopod skin is one of their most interesting attributes - its reconfigurable texture and colour is a whole other interaction and communication system, and induces reactions in other cephalopods the same way that we use language, but it seems like a more direct coupling of influence rather than something encoded and decoded.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 6 April 2018 04:15 (six years ago) link
Or to stretch a metaphor, maybe the human CNS is like the old mainframe systems with multiple terminals running from a common resource, whereas an octopus resembles the Internet of Things with small agents processing independently and messaging to coordinate.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, 6 April 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link
this link won't work but add a parenthesis onto it after it doesn't:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizome_(philosophy)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 April 2018 11:19 (six years ago) link
the v enjoyable lrb review of the peter godfrey-smith book has this:
Like humans, they have centralised nervous systems, but in their case there is no clear distinction between brain and body. An octopus’s neurons are dispersed throughout its body, and two-thirds of them are in its arms: each arm can act intelligently on its own, grasping, manipulating and hunting. (Octopuses have arms, not tentacles: tentacles have suckers only at their tips. Squid and cuttlefish have a combination of arms and tentacles.) In evolutionary terms, the intelligence of octopuses is an anomaly. The last common ancestor between octopuses on the one hand, and humans and other intelligent animals (monkeys, dolphins, dogs, crows) on the other, was probably a primitive, blind worm-like creature that existed six hundred million years ago. Other creatures that are so evolutionarily distant from humans – lobsters, snails, slugs, clams – rate pretty low on the cognitive scale. But octopuses – and to some extent their cephalopod cousins, cuttlefish and squid – frustrate the neat evolutionary division between clever vertebrates and simple-minded invertebrates. They are sophisticated problem solvers; they learn, and can use tools; and they show a capacity for mimicry, deception and, some think, humour.
and a couple of great anecdotes:
Since a comparison with the human brain tells us so little, scientists turn to the octopus’s behaviour as the best indicator of its cognitive power. But here researchers are often frustrated by what Godfrey-Smith describes as a ‘mismatch’ between anecdotal reports and experimental studies. In the lab, octopuses do fairly well: they can navigate mazes, use memory to solve simple puzzles and unscrew jars and child-proof bottles to get food (octopuses have also been filmed opening jam jars from the inside). Yet it can take octopuses a surprisingly long time to be trained in new behaviours, which some researchers have taken as a sign of their cognitive limitations
..
In 1959, Peter Dews, a Harvard scientist, trained three octopuses there to pull a lever to obtain a chunk of sardine. Two of the octopuses, Albert and Bertram, pulled the lever in a ‘reasonably consistent’ manner. But the third, Charles, would anchor his arms on the side of the tank and apply great force to the lever, eventually breaking it and bringing the experiment to a premature end. Dews also reported that Charles repeatedly pulled a lamp into his tank, and that he ‘had a high tendency to direct jets of water out of the tank; specifically … in the direction of the experimenter’. ‘This behaviour,’ Dews wrote, ‘interfered materially with the smooth conduct of the experiments, and is … clearly incompatible with lever-pulling.’ He concluded that his experiment was a partial failure.
and
Captive octopuses appear to be aware of their captivity; they adapt to it but also resist it. When they try to escape, which is often, they tend to wait for a moment they aren’t being watched. Octopuses have flooded laboratories by deliberately plugging valves in their tanks with their arms. At the University of Otago, an octopus short-circuited the electricity supply – by shooting jets of water at the aquarium lightbulbs – so often that it had to be released back into the wild. Jean Boal, a cephalopod researcher at Millersville University in Pennsylvania, reported feeding octopuses in a row of tanks with thawed squid, not an octopus’s favourite food. Returning to the first tank, Boal found that the octopus in it hadn’t eaten the squid, but was instead holding it out in its arm; watching Boal, it slowly made its way across the tank and shoved the squid down the drain. (The third-century Roman rhetorician Claudius Aelianus, a more sympathetic observer than Aristotle, identified the octopus’s main characteristic as ‘mischief and craft’.)
― Fizzles, Friday, 6 April 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link
charles t. octopus sounds like a real asshole, i like his style
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 April 2018 12:15 (six years ago) link
That review is fascinating, I think I need more reading on this subject.
― Hunt3r, Friday, 6 April 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
Rawr!
https://78.media.tumblr.com/a06a31e6a4ba81753763c900b2a3be81/tumblr_p4l9vj2ucL1r2rgtao1_540.jpg
― Meme Imfurst (Leee), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link
CUTTLEFISH DETECTED
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link
no squid allowed
DO NOT CARE.
https://montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com/post/175019562233/striped-pyjama-squid-sepioloidea-lineolata
― Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/7f9bb2908170f4eb16489de6ca02d4f0/tumblr_padl4tAh6J1ui50dco1_1280.jpg
― Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
a scaly boi!
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
It almost looks like the head of an elephant!
― Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link
Did you guys see the dawctopus who landed on the guy's windshield?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link
(Not a joke.)
i uh waht
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
https://scontent.fnyc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35844796_10157573356564465_6633569738767204352_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeFdV5nuhLLCfzgnPbG-YYBrvcRUy5qbt7l7AnddvCG1k41F4f_dU35NN3r-7U711RPK_L8S0-MrVAAGSEuKhtUeWfn7SqgiDRH_n3Rg60vJjQ&oh=8af99c0d71f5b216e3a64e1039a0ce3d&oe=5BE9CA2D
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link
wtf sky octopuses are a thing now?
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
lol
everything else is insane and freakish in the world right now so WHY NOT?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link
(There was a storm in China and the seas got so rough that aquatic animals were flying everywhere and landing on cars!)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link
Paul Thomas Anderson is kicking himself rn
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link
lol yep - immediately thought of Magnolia when I first saw it
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link
🎵eight is the loneliest number🎵
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
hee hee
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Thursday, 21 June 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link
bg u are a gift
― gbx, Friday, 22 June 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/9426e3b2b4de0d8ebb2974161a0fbfb6/tumblr_pbmpid3o2L1s1vn29o1_640.jpg
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link
have you seen a cuter beverage?
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
YEAH FUCK HIM UP OCTOBRO
https://78.media.tumblr.com/b92840401dba67352cd9387bae7e29ae/tumblr_pburlpvFFt1s2jikwo5_1280.jpg
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link
This is a high-quality thread despite the squidphobic title
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link
look if you wanna see squid you're welcome to start your own thread ffs
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
even more squiddities and sepiidies of the schooling class - the other cephalopod thread
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
my man
― look, you’re just gonna get gravy on the baby sometimes 🤷♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link
that is a reasonable compromise, or, if you will, a squid pro quo
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
my beautiful thread, ruined
― BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link
eight arms to fp u
― BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link
What's a few arms between friends?
― Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
https://giant.gfycat.com/DarlingFalseEyas.webm
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
*_*
― Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
OCTOPUSES IN KILLER RAVE DRUG SHOCK
When humans take the drug MDMA, versions of which are known as molly or ecstasy, they commonly feel very happy, extraverted, and particularly interested in physical touch. A group of scientists recently wondered whether this drug might have a similar effect on other species—specifically, octopuses, which are seemingly as different from humans as an animal can be. The results of their experiment, in which seven octopuses took MDMA, were “unbelievable.”Just think about an octopus—other than their impressive intelligence, they have little in common with humans. We’ve been heading along different branches of the evolutionary tree for 500 million years. Rather than one localized brain with a cortex, or a highly folded outer layer like our brains have, an octopus’s decentralized nervous system includes control centers for each arm in addition to a brain.Given how different we are, Gül Dölen and her colleague Eric Edsinger wondered whether the chemistry behind human social behaviors—the system controlling the serotonin molecule—also existed in the solitary, asocial octopus. They began by analyzing the octopus genome, and found that octopuses, too, have genes that seem to code for serotonin transporters, proteins responsible for moving serotonin molecules into brain cells. Serotonin is the molecule generally considered to be responsible for feeling good. When humans take MDMA, it binds to serotonin transporter proteins and changes the way serotonin travels between brain cells, likely producing the warm and fuzzy high and perhaps the increased extraversion that the drug is known for.The fun began when the researchers gave MDMA to seven Octopus bimaculoides octopuses inside laboratory tanks. They hoped to test whether the animals behaved more socially after receiving a dose of MDMA—a sign that the drug bound to their serotonin transporters.After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies. Before MDMA, the octopuses avoided the male octopus. But after the MDMA bath, they spent more time with the other octopus, according to the study published in Current Biology. They also touched the other octopus in what seemed to be an exploratory, rather than aggressive, manner.The scientists took this to mean that despite our vastly different brains, social behavior is built into the very molecules coded by our DNA, Dölen explained.“An octopus doesn’t have a cortex, and doesn’t have a reward circuit,” Dölen, assistant professor of neuroscience at Johns Hopkins University, told Gizmodo. “And yet it’s able to respond to MDMA and produce the same effects, in an animal with a totally different brain organization. To me, that means we really need to appreciate that the business end of these things is at the level of the molecule.”You’re probably curious: did the octopuses freak out? The scientists didn’t discuss such behavior in the paper, because it’s hard to quantify without anthropomorphizing the octopuses—Dölen warned me that the following is anecdotal evidence and not scientific observation. But yes, the octopuses acted like they took ecstasy. At first, when they received a little too much MDMA, they breathed erratically and turned white. But on lower doses, one animal “looked like it was doing water ballet,” swimming around with outstretched arms. Another spent part of the time doing flips, and another seemed especially interested in minor sounds and smells.“This was such an incredible paper, with a completely unexpected and almost unbelievable outcome,” Judit Pungor, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Oregon not involved in the study, told Gizmodo. “To think that an animal whose brain evolved completely independently from our own reacts behaviorally in the same way that we do to a drug is absolutely amazing.”There are limitations to the study, of course. Dölen pointed out that seven octopuses isn’t a large enough sample size to show differences between how males and females react to MDMA. She’d like to further test the changes in behavior, as well as what happens if they block the serotonin transmitter before giving the MDMA. Such a test would convince Dölen that she was really seeing the affects of MDMA on serotonin transporters. Pungor also wanted to test whether the drug would have different effects on octopuses of varying ages, or whether an octopus’s upbringing changed its sociality.It’s clear that psychoactive drugs like MDMA, LSD, and magic mushrooms are going through a scientific renaissance—they’re being studied as potential treatments for depression and PTSD—and as their stigma decreases, scientists are more open to studying them, and more research funding becomes available. This could be important for our understanding of animal and human brains.“People are beginning to recognize that these drugs are powerful tools for understanding how the brain evolved,” Dölen told Gizmodo. “They’re such strong activators of these behaviors. It’s not subtle.”
Just think about an octopus—other than their impressive intelligence, they have little in common with humans. We’ve been heading along different branches of the evolutionary tree for 500 million years. Rather than one localized brain with a cortex, or a highly folded outer layer like our brains have, an octopus’s decentralized nervous system includes control centers for each arm in addition to a brain.
Given how different we are, Gül Dölen and her colleague Eric Edsinger wondered whether the chemistry behind human social behaviors—the system controlling the serotonin molecule—also existed in the solitary, asocial octopus. They began by analyzing the octopus genome, and found that octopuses, too, have genes that seem to code for serotonin transporters, proteins responsible for moving serotonin molecules into brain cells. Serotonin is the molecule generally considered to be responsible for feeling good. When humans take MDMA, it binds to serotonin transporter proteins and changes the way serotonin travels between brain cells, likely producing the warm and fuzzy high and perhaps the increased extraversion that the drug is known for.
The fun began when the researchers gave MDMA to seven Octopus bimaculoides octopuses inside laboratory tanks. They hoped to test whether the animals behaved more socially after receiving a dose of MDMA—a sign that the drug bound to their serotonin transporters.
After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies. Before MDMA, the octopuses avoided the male octopus. But after the MDMA bath, they spent more time with the other octopus, according to the study published in Current Biology. They also touched the other octopus in what seemed to be an exploratory, rather than aggressive, manner.
The scientists took this to mean that despite our vastly different brains, social behavior is built into the very molecules coded by our DNA, Dölen explained.
“An octopus doesn’t have a cortex, and doesn’t have a reward circuit,” Dölen, assistant professor of neuroscience at Johns Hopkins University, told Gizmodo. “And yet it’s able to respond to MDMA and produce the same effects, in an animal with a totally different brain organization. To me, that means we really need to appreciate that the business end of these things is at the level of the molecule.”
You’re probably curious: did the octopuses freak out? The scientists didn’t discuss such behavior in the paper, because it’s hard to quantify without anthropomorphizing the octopuses—Dölen warned me that the following is anecdotal evidence and not scientific observation. But yes, the octopuses acted like they took ecstasy. At first, when they received a little too much MDMA, they breathed erratically and turned white. But on lower doses, one animal “looked like it was doing water ballet,” swimming around with outstretched arms. Another spent part of the time doing flips, and another seemed especially interested in minor sounds and smells.
“This was such an incredible paper, with a completely unexpected and almost unbelievable outcome,” Judit Pungor, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Oregon not involved in the study, told Gizmodo. “To think that an animal whose brain evolved completely independently from our own reacts behaviorally in the same way that we do to a drug is absolutely amazing.”
There are limitations to the study, of course. Dölen pointed out that seven octopuses isn’t a large enough sample size to show differences between how males and females react to MDMA. She’d like to further test the changes in behavior, as well as what happens if they block the serotonin transmitter before giving the MDMA. Such a test would convince Dölen that she was really seeing the affects of MDMA on serotonin transporters. Pungor also wanted to test whether the drug would have different effects on octopuses of varying ages, or whether an octopus’s upbringing changed its sociality.
It’s clear that psychoactive drugs like MDMA, LSD, and magic mushrooms are going through a scientific renaissance—they’re being studied as potential treatments for depression and PTSD—and as their stigma decreases, scientists are more open to studying them, and more research funding becomes available. This could be important for our understanding of animal and human brains.
“People are beginning to recognize that these drugs are powerful tools for understanding how the brain evolved,” Dölen told Gizmodo. “They’re such strong activators of these behaviors. It’s not subtle.”
https://gizmodo.com/scientists-gave-mdma-to-octopuses-and-what-happened-was-1829191638
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 08:36 (five years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--MQPgrDuf--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/nookdfd7oij8yicx492s.jpg
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link
The results of their experiment, in which seven octopuses took MDMA, were “unbelievable.”got this far & c+p’d to say I bet I find the results 100% super-believable
― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 08:51 (five years ago) link
the scientists missed a trick by not playing the octopuses a selection of bangin' tunes imo
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 08:53 (five years ago) link
as an octopus rights advocate. I'd like to do a few tests on the MDMA they are using, just make sure it is up to lab quality standards!
― calzino, Friday, 21 September 2018 08:55 (five years ago) link
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:47 (seven months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Friday, 21 September 2018 09:08 (five years ago) link
haha bizarro
― niels, Friday, 21 September 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
https://www.sciencealert.com/ev-nautilus-davidson-seamount-grimpoteuthis-dumbo-octopus-caught-on-camera
― The Finger Thing Means the Taxes (Leee), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link
what a cutie
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 06:14 (five years ago) link
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/nega7b/swarm-of-1000-octopuses-found-at-bottom-of-the-ocean-davidson-seamount?fbclid=IwAR0cRZhzRmHL9EPodnoL-1CZRyKjgsGXMnd4KN9BMozpeXDtRm0pFMI5rj4&utm_source=mbfb
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link
<3 all this baby cthulhus
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
I watch cooking shows all the time, perhaps masochistically as a vegan, but I don't mind people meat being cooked. But octopus (and veal) produces a sense of distaste that I never had before.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
I mean, I'm used to meat, so other people ordering meat in a restaurant doesn't bother me. but someone ordering octopus bothers me. I guess noone's reactions make much sense.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link
(I still don't say anything)
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link
"people meat" doesn't bother you??
― Captain Hardchord (Leee), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
It's less insulting than "meatbag"
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 November 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 1 November 2018 01:33 (five years ago) link
ah fuck it, I don't know how to embed these things. not octopus related, just a "people meat" short film.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 1 November 2018 01:34 (five years ago) link
Just remove the "s" from "https". Yes, it means its not secure, but that's how ILX rolls.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 15 November 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link
Cheers!
http://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 16 November 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link
o fuck
from this thread i ended up at the end of the internet and learning about the argonaut or paper nautilus, which is not a nautilus but apparently a back-evolution of octopus and it is really interesting. i've never seen one of those shells before either, or i just assumed it was a type of proper nautilus?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argonaut_(animal)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-4JYPXPSrk
― Hunt3r, Friday, 16 November 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link
you can't embed shortened urls
― Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Friday, 16 November 2018 09:20 (five years ago) link
d'awwwww look at this squirmy li'l cutie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAmTTCV7GyY
A tourist in Australia has gone viral after posting a video of themself holding a blue-ringed octopus. But it hasn’t gone viral just because the animal is beautiful. The blue-ringed octopus is one of the most venomous creatures in Australia and the unnamed tourist is lucky to be alive.The chilling video, which appears to have been originally posted to TikTok, found its way to Reddit over the weekend where Australians started to point out just how dangerous it was to handle a blue-ringed octopus. Commenters shared their own stories about the animal, which reportedly carries enough venom to kill 26 full grown adults in a span of minutes.The venom of the blue-ringed octopus, which contains the neurotoxin tetrodotoxin, causes paralysis and the sting is so small that most people have no idea that they’ve been poisoned until it’s too late.To make things even more horrifying, there’s no anti-venom available for the blue-ringed octopus. The only known treatment is to massage the victim’s heart until the venom works its way throughout a person’s body in a matter of hours.One person on Reddit even told the story of an unnamed victim who had been paralyzed on the beach with their eyes open while facing the sun.“They survived, but nobody had really thought about the fact they’d been staring up into full midday sunlight for a couple of hours throughout the process with their eyes wide open, pupils fully dilated,” the Redditer said. “Total paralysis, easy for the first-aiders to not think to cover their eyes. Caused irreversible damage. They permanently lost their vision.”Australia gets a bad rap for having dangerous animals, but most locals believe that the fear is overblown. It’s not overblown when it comes to the blue-ringed octopus though. If you see one in the water, let it be.
The chilling video, which appears to have been originally posted to TikTok, found its way to Reddit over the weekend where Australians started to point out just how dangerous it was to handle a blue-ringed octopus. Commenters shared their own stories about the animal, which reportedly carries enough venom to kill 26 full grown adults in a span of minutes.
The venom of the blue-ringed octopus, which contains the neurotoxin tetrodotoxin, causes paralysis and the sting is so small that most people have no idea that they’ve been poisoned until it’s too late.
To make things even more horrifying, there’s no anti-venom available for the blue-ringed octopus. The only known treatment is to massage the victim’s heart until the venom works its way throughout a person’s body in a matter of hours.
One person on Reddit even told the story of an unnamed victim who had been paralyzed on the beach with their eyes open while facing the sun.
“They survived, but nobody had really thought about the fact they’d been staring up into full midday sunlight for a couple of hours throughout the process with their eyes wide open, pupils fully dilated,” the Redditer said. “Total paralysis, easy for the first-aiders to not think to cover their eyes. Caused irreversible damage. They permanently lost their vision.”
Australia gets a bad rap for having dangerous animals, but most locals believe that the fear is overblown. It’s not overblown when it comes to the blue-ringed octopus though. If you see one in the water, let it be.
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link
Got to be an American, no?
― Oleeever St. John Yogurty (Leee), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
This is how an octopus changes shades and textures to blend in with its environment pic.twitter.com/xQAV6JhZy7— How Things Work (@ThingsCutInHaIf) February 9, 2019
― mark s, Saturday, 9 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
cor
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f34c82ea6e1d2e40593205ef6fd1a4c/tumblr_puean2iiZh1qm9k25o1_1280.jpg
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link
hello bubbeleh
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link
https://trailersfromhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sh-e1483663767465.jpg
Best movie title ever. Should be scored by Eek! A Mouse.
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link
If only the movie lived up to the title.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MyMKSLQTE_k/UAQmCs75IJI/AAAAAAABLIM/SddZwzU8xoc/s1600/MysteriousIsland29%2B%252862%2529.jpg
The Mysterious Island (1929)
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Thursday, 11 July 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
hello im having the best day ever bc i just found out this shiny holographic octopus exists pic.twitter.com/UC9Vw0MrdP— stacie 🍵 REOPENING COMMS 7/15 (@CthulhuLel) July 7, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
(yes, i know it's a cuttlefish; it can't help it)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0BgUWLD2no/?igshid=2c6upi7w48yz
― one charm and one antiup quark (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
Good trilobite disguise.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
It's apparently pretending to be the venomous flatfish, see more of its impersonations here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810
― Coelacanth Green (Leee), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
Would not mind being reincarnated as an octopus
― Bnad, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
they are SO **cking badass it's ridiculous
― one charm and one antiup quark (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67160480_2417718071615858_2978170652789309440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQlI0ssLGizzKW_1_ohiaxMCxLl1RAzWujO6sJFPydmAgp7jQSAZVRU2fDxoNsRLAlY&_nc_ht=scontent.fphl1-1.fna&oh=435df60a3ec5b2d7af59f1fc21fa4fef&oe=5DA26C81A perfectly cromulent Criterion Collection spine # 1000.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link
Mimic Octopus/Sanders 2020
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link
Are we ready for a pride octopus?
https://youtu.be/QJcXMPJ9XN8
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
you’re damn right i am
― goatsed on the sticks (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
werktopus
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
That's what she said.
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
I apologize for besmirching this pure thread with such an obvious, poorly formed "joke."
― William Tao Overture (Leee), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
you're among colleagues
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8wJwERqRw
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link
Amazing to watch
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:53 (four years ago) link
wow
― sleeve, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link
dang
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
beautiful
― lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKCLJZbytU
https://www.sciencealert.com/watch-the-mesmerising-colour-shifts-of-a-sleeping-octopus
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 September 2019 07:55 (four years ago) link
holy shit
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 08:10 (four years ago) link
that show looks neat
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
streamable online now: https://www.pbs.org/video/octopus-making-contact-y8dyan/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
Hell yes.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 ❤️❤️ ❤️❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 #WorldOctopusDay 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ ❤️ 🐙🐙 ❤️ 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙— 🦑 Monsterey Boo Ascaryum 🎃 (@MontereyAq) October 8, 2019
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
https://laughingsquid.com/octopus-trades-cup-for-shell/
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link
don’t mess with the octopus 👊 pic.twitter.com/ovQIa52trW— dave ❄️ 🥕 (@davemacladd) October 9, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link
APS, that is so goddamn beautiful it deserves an embed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJbdy097m0
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link
A handful of octopi feeding on a whale carcass 3km deep, streaming live now from the Nautilus expedition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwm3-xKyIzE
― Inherent Contempt (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
https://media.nature.com/w1172/magazine-assets/d41586-019-03390-x/d41586-019-03390-x_17355168.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
If the Residents were octopusses
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 8 November 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2013/10/39714.jpg?quality=45&resize=620,413
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 November 2019 08:28 (four years ago) link
https://media.nature.com/w800/magazine-assets/d41586-019-03390-x/d41586-019-03390-x_17350538.jpgit's party time!
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 November 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link
Meet the dumbo octopus 🐙 just one of the creatures revealed by the Schmidt Ocean Institute during an exploration of the dark, uncharted waters more than a mile below the surface in the Coral Sea off Australia’s east coast https://t.co/RGMbQ2poTn pic.twitter.com/YZVpgOTU93— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 26, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Beautiful
― jmm, Friday, 26 June 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
well well well
Well, I watched "My Octopus Teacher" on netflix: a flawed but moving documentary about a straight man who has a lifechanging erotic relationship with a female octopus. I cried, then read out loud to my friends the entirety of @amiasrinivasan's 2017 essay (https://t.co/ILun9KMlxz) pic.twitter.com/Azefm8xJjU— Sophie Lewis (@reproutopia) September 20, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 September 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
lol, that film is dumb insofar as he befriends an octopus and then doesn’t interfere with a shark attacking it but then feels it’s appropriate to bring it food to heal and then bring his son to meet the octopus and that’s at the halfway mark of the film. narrator says “that’s when my relationship with my teacher deepened” and i peaced out. i’m as avidly pro-cephalopod as the next person but projection on that level is just gross. yes, the photography is spectacular. it’s good oceanography film porn but no, it's not erotic.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
actually, i just read that whole tweet thread and i guess lewis is right on!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 21 September 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
Some of the reactions to that fun thread..
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
Bernie would fuck an octopus
is it possible to have a non-erotic relationship with an octopus? or, because octopuses are by nature boundary-negating (in your reading) which is the essence of eros (in your reading), does that make them inherently erotic, meaning all relationships with octopuses are erotic?— Elizabeth Bruenig (@ebruenig) September 21, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
I have to say, I never much care to hear anything from Elizabeth Bruenig and this goes double for this.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
It's an illustration of democratic socialism Vs communism, with an octopus.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
I have no intention of watching it but that LRB piece linked is classic and all the tradcaths/bores replying to that thread going “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” are only telling on themselves.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
Wild octopus reaches out to touch his human best friend whenever she visits 🐙💙 pic.twitter.com/VDniOcE1Bi— The Dodo (@dodo) October 17, 2020
― calzino, Saturday, 17 October 2020 08:35 (three years ago) link
v good boy imo
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:08 (three years ago) link
d’awwww
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
that's about how long "my octopus teacher" should have been
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
Aw, I liked it, it was kind of like an octopus "Charlotte's Web."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link
Okay I know this isn't the right thread for it but I can't help falling in love with the banded piglet squid
https://azure.wgp-cdn.co.uk/app-practicalfishkeeping/news/4d04db986832b.jpg
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 January 2021 13:05 (three years ago) link
it says no squid allowed right there in the thread title ffs
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 January 2021 13:43 (three years ago) link
Yes and I am protesting that octonormative bigotry
― zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 17 January 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link
loving it
pic.twitter.com/Q1FcXMd2SV— Earth Aquatic (@earthaquatic) March 24, 2021
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link
you had me there for a second
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
I thought it was real :(
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link
octopus: come at me brohttps://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-56612257
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 April 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/py9vqx759wg41.jpg
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:40 (three years ago) link
It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up. pic.twitter.com/OM4cYwYLKE— Kevin (@forensictoxguy) August 21, 2021
that moment just before the lethal neurotoxins from the blue ringed octopus paralyze your muscles and you can't breathe any more!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 August 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link
I have had a very similar experience - "oh wow, look, I think that is a tiny octopus! how magical, never seen one in a rock pool before"*BING, dozens of blue rings light up on its skin*"oh shit I am leaving now"
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 23 August 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link
in the thread it diverges into other dangerous Antipodean creatures like the "murder-bird" and on reflection I very much like this colourful little octopus.
― calzino, Monday, 23 August 2021 08:31 (two years ago) link
if i were australian i would never leave the house
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 August 2021 12:47 (two years ago) link
An octopus changing colors in her sleep might be an indication she's dreaming. pic.twitter.com/vkZOLXWPkb— Figen (@TheFigen) July 24, 2022
― Tim, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 06:50 (one year ago) link
gorgeous
― built like a kit malthouse (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 07:00 (one year ago) link
YES.
Incidentally: https://www.atlasobscura.com/experiences/cephalopods-online-course
― Judd Apatosaurus (Leee), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
what beauty! but that's gotta be perilous in the wild, surely? if protective camouflage is one of the main objectives/benefits of this ability then flashing like a beacon while you're unconscious seems counterproductive. maybe there has to be a baseline comfort level or established lack of nearby predators before a sleeping octopus relaxes to that degree. damn they are cool.
― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link
👑🐙🐙🐙👑
― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:05 (one year ago) link
I really wonder what she is dreaming about.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:18 (one year ago) link
Like, does an octopus having a pleasant dream look different from an octopus having a nightmare?
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link
cat, I'd expect that most most sleeping octopuses aren't out in the open but in secure(?) dens where color flashing isn't such a giveaway.
― Judd Apatosaurus (Leee), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
japanese researchers are way ahead of you on this one (nsfw)
yeah Leee, that makes sense. happy little octopi/octopuses/octopodes, all cozy in their dens, dreaming dreamy octopus dreams.
― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 01:51 (one year ago) link
*ringo starr voice*
― mark s, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
YES.Incidentally: https://www.atlasobscura.com/experiences/cephalopods-online-course
My family and I did the last session of this course because my 8-year-old is a squid fanatic, and it was a very worthwhile and recommendable experience.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 28 July 2022 04:55 (one year ago) link
perfect
― corrs unplugged, Thursday, 28 July 2022 09:01 (one year ago) link
cross-posted from Weird Animals thread:
More evidence (i.e. RNA editing) that cephalopods are aliens: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/curiouser-and-curiouser-octopuss-evolution-is-even-stranger-than-thought/― Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Wednesday, September 14, 2022 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Wednesday, September 14, 2022 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 16 September 2022 02:01 (one year ago) link
shameless BG bait:
Empathic octopus usually goes nearshore to receive the caresses of children before returning offshore (Sardinia, Italy) pic.twitter.com/Lqth1vaoG0— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) September 19, 2022
― mark s, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 10:47 (one year ago) link
a+ octopus, would caress
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link
wild
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
Yes this a squid fight me:
This is a piglet squid and it is real.📸: (Cabrillo Marine Aquarium/Gary Florin) pic.twitter.com/pyf2SnvUh1— Erin Biba (@erinbiba) July 26, 2021
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/travel/2022/09/lindblad-expeditions-national-geographic-to-explore-kimberley-and-beyond/
― Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Thursday, 22 September 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link
pouring one out for the other cephalopod thread, RIP to a real oneeven more squiddities and sepiidies of the schooling class - the other cephalopod thread
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 23 September 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link
Doh, I didn't see that thread! Will bookmark it now!
― Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Friday, 23 September 2022 04:00 (one year ago) link
I was a bit tongue in cheek there, I don't think the cephalopod ILX traffic is so intense that we need two threads!
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 23 September 2022 04:26 (one year ago) link
excuse me this is a squid-exclusionary space by design, we absolutely do need two cephalopod threads
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 September 2022 07:13 (one year ago) link
https://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/PBF078-Nautical_Awards.jpg
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 23 September 2022 08:26 (one year ago) link
splitter
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 23 September 2022 08:50 (one year ago) link
Octopuses don't have tentacles, they have arms!
― Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Friday, 23 September 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/09/science/octopus-throwing-silt.html
https://vp.nyt.com/video/2022/11/08/104105_1_09tb-angry-octopus-silt02_wg_720p.mp4
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:20 (one year ago) link
exasperation can lead to the deployment of projectiles as a potential manner of cephalopod conflict resolution
― corrs unplugged, Thursday, 10 November 2022 07:21 (one year ago) link
we shd quit eating these super-smart aliens imo
An Octopus riding an Eel to avoid being eaten. pic.twitter.com/3zH4GWaA0i— Weird and Terrifying (@weirdterrifying) December 23, 2022
― mark s, Saturday, 24 December 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link
I have in almost everything. But takoyaki tho.
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 24 December 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link
If you mute the twee music, this is absolutely enchanting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrc489USbM
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 05:23 (eight months ago) link