US Politics February 2019: This is one of the great losers of all time.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/31/us/politics/trump-wall-investigations-interview.html

“I lost massive amounts of money doing this job,” he said. “This is not the money. This is one of the great losers of all time. You know, fortunately, I don’t need money. This is one of the great losers of all time. But they’ll say that somebody from some country stayed at a hotel. And I’ll say, ‘Yeah.’ But I lose, I mean, the numbers are incredible.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 February 2019 12:31 (five years ago) link

So, has anybody suggested he resign yet?

Stevolende, Friday, 1 February 2019 12:42 (five years ago) link

I did the other day

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/427773-gop-poised-to-rebuke-trump
they're gonna write a sternly worded letter, i tell you what

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 February 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link

Why do H4berman and crew still drag themselves to Trump and record and write down these words of lunacy?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 1 February 2019 13:05 (five years ago) link

Does he actually exude pheromones or something? Are aliens among us?
Hate to think of the guy as the first evil mutant or something.

Stevolende, Friday, 1 February 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link

Assuming news of who Jr called is accurate then congratulations, Trump team, this may be your first apparent exoneration in 2 years. Weird, though, how dad seems just as surprised as anyone else.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link

Then again...

Wait wait wait. @DonaldJTrumpJr calling Howard Lorber, after his Trump Tower meeting with a Russian agent is supposed to be GOOD news for him?

Howard Lorber.

This Howard Lorber? pic.twitter.com/zE9cAbz5DG

— Eric Schmeltzer (@JustSchmeltzer) February 1, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link

Why do H4berman and crew still drag themselves to Trump and record and write down these words of lunacy?

http://skepchick.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/clicks.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 February 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link

hey, we're outta the nuke agreement

all part of Putin's plan

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 February 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

On Christie book:
TRUMP: He was not nice to my people. Some of them. Some of them he was.
HABERMAN: Well your family, he was not totally nice to your family.
TRUMP: No, but he was unbelievably nice to me, actually.
HABERMAN: So, you’re fine with it?"https://t.co/qVgJIXEuVi

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 1, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 1 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

This is a very serious security situation we are creating by letting the Russians off the hook, perhaps opening the door to a 21st century arms race. Gotta admit that I did not expect to see the word "fantastic" in the statement about it. https://t.co/STuJ4DduGC

— Alexandra Bell (@atomicbell) February 1, 2019

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 1 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

Long term Bolton goal realized

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 1 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

Standard negotiation strategy: set a timer for something to stop working

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 February 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link

Coulter just called her former hero a "lunatic"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

Maybe she’s a single issue racist

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

love 2 see right wing infighting

sleeve, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

A subset of stupidity is made up of trump supporters who would abandon him because Ann Coulter said so

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

She was Deep State all along!

nickn, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

It's nice to a circular fire squad not involving Dems/leftists for once.

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 1 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

oh good

BREAKING: Gov. Ralph Northam yearbook page shows blackface and Klan photohttps://t.co/6A89ejp5Ho

— The Virginian-Pilot (@virginianpilot) February 1, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 1 February 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

just teens being teens nbd

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link

he was 25

sans lep (sic), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

oh didn't even notice it was medical school year book

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

it was the 80s man nbd

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link

is GOP angling to try and get him to resign or something

weird that this didn't come out ahead of the election tbh

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link

GOP's oppo research is awful, look at all the Trump stuff they got absolutely blindsided with

frogbs, Friday, 1 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

idk what there is to say about this really apart from it's obviously racist, he should apologize for it, and then move on

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

Florida's secretary of state resigned last week after blackface photos emerged. Can't he resign? Is the lieutenant governor a Dem?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

I imagine there was a renewed effort to dredge up dirt on Northam because of this nonsense: https://www.vox.com/2019/2/1/18205428/virginia-abortion-bill-kathy-tran-ralph-northam

simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Friday, 1 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

Yes, and african anerican

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

Xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

Wait, it's not even him? his yearbook photo is on a page across from the offensive stuff? why should he resign?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

oh, I see. it's on his personal page? ouch.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

what sort of yearbook editor even puts that photo in wtf

frogbs, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

yeah, and in 1984.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

the year Revenge of the Nerds came out

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

anyway yeah idgaf about Northam, this guy seems fine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Fairfax

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

Fairfax gave the commencement speech at my nephew's graduation, he seems awesome - I was impressed

sleeve, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link

you know maybe the GOP did find the photo but chose not to release it because they were afraid their base would vote for him instead

frogbs, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

lol I had the same thought

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

"if our guys find out he's a racist, they might vote FOR him!"

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 February 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

Virginia's governors serve only one term (usually). So I guess this means Northam won't be a senator. Ok.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 February 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

a lot of people have said there is nothing he can say to excuse that, but someone came up with a good one: "I am proud to have included in my yearbook a picture of the two racists I killed with my bare hands."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

haha

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

Northram's statement:

“Earlier today, a website published a photograph of me from my 1984 medical school yearbook in a costume that is clearly racist and offensive.

“I am deeply sorry for the decision I made to appear as I did in this photo and for the hurt that decision caused then and now.

“This behavior is not in keeping with who I am today and the values I have fought for throughout my career in the military, in medicine, and in public service. But I want to be clear, I understand how this decision shakes Virginians’ faith in that commitment.

“I recognize that it will take time and serious effort to heal the damage this conduct has caused. I am ready to do that important work. The first step is to offer my sincerest apology and to state my absolute commitment to living up to the expectations Virginians set for me when they elected me to be their Governor.”

I am deeply sorry for the decision I made to appear as I did in this photo and for the hurt that decision caused then and now. and I resign.

fixed

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link

the silver lining in these poll numbers for Schultz is that he has so, so much room to grow

These numbers almost defy belief. Everybody thinks Howard Schultz sucks. https://t.co/CuXPangLDy pic.twitter.com/RcRlJg5pcw

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 2, 2019

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link

It’s a breathtaking failure to read the room

rob, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

a costume that is clearly racist and offensive

He should have to specify which one!

jmm, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

To add insult to injury the poll also says he would throw the election to Trump pic.twitter.com/pUF6mO0Bo3

— Will Jordan (@williamjordann) February 2, 2019

(...Beto would really defeat trump, right now? makes me doubt the legitimacy of the poll a little, but maybe that's right because so many people would vote for absolutely anyone other than trump?)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link

(sorry, i know there are a million other threads for this. i just posted the schultz one here because he's not a potential democratic nominee)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:41 (five years ago) link

A lot of what Beto has going for him right now is he's not a baby boomer.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link

pls post interesting things here and terrible things in the dem nominee thread that i can't deal with

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:46 (five years ago) link

Was thinking last night that a good campaign song for a Biden/Beto ticket would be Eddie Rabbit's "Drivin' My Life Away"

"oooh I'm Biden my life away, lookin' for a Beto day..."

Darin, Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

he should apologize for it, and then move on

you know it's 2019, right? I give him four days.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 08:42 (five years ago) link

this person seems not brain smart

I love the folks who want the Democratic Party to follow the electoral disaster of the current Labour Party, a party which is polling behind the most incompetent Tory government ever. That tragedy should be rejected not celebrated. And shows how wrong this person is. https://t.co/ZUv5g56YtN

— Neera Tanden (@neeratanden) January 31, 2019

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 10:24 (five years ago) link

a party which is polling behind

incorrect

the most incompetent Tory government ever

correct

nashwan, Saturday, 2 February 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

Some nice irony here, as conservatives seeking to punish Virginia Dems for supporting abortion rights are going to get the conservadem out of office, to be replaced with someone far to his left on the verge of Dems also taking the statehouse this fall.

— Erik Loomis (@ErikLoomis) February 1, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link

Indeed, Fairfax could complete Northam's term and then be elected in his own right, getting more time in office than either would have alone.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 February 2019 12:19 (five years ago) link

Neera Tanden also freaked out over Kamala Harris being called a "centrist corncob" because she didn't know what it meant

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

Some amazing defenses of Northam on a gay politics blog (loaded with Hillary zealots) include, literally, "1984 was a different time."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

If anything, it was worse in 1984 because the civil rights movement was not ancient history.

The other thing: it was Northram's medical school yearbook when the dude was 25.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link

I love how Republicans assume all high school/college kids went through "racially offensive costume" phases, and not, y'know, just them

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

"Come on, who hasn't thrown on a Klan hood for a laugh?"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link

Who even knew med school yearbooks were a thing?

jmm, Saturday, 2 February 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link

I think they're more of a vanity thing? The craziest aspect of the story is that he concedes he's either the one in blackface or the one in the Klan robe, but he doesn't know which one. Because, you know, it could have been either. Depends on what day of the week it was. M-W-F, blackface. S-Tu-Thurs-Sat, Klan robe.

Common snide response I've seen:

Conservatives: Oh, this guy's a racist, but because he's a Dem you're OK with it?!
Dems: No, we're not, we think he should resign.
Conservatives: ... Oh.
Dems: Now what are you going to do about Steve King, or Trump?
Conservatives: ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 February 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

lol

Ralph Northam Should Not Resign Over a 35 Old Picture. He Should Resign Because He Supports Infanticide. https://t.co/0Lv1hMKMuq

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) February 2, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

the year Revenge of the Nerds came out

― Οuτις

I get the larger point but, um, RotN is not exactly a landmark of wokeness. One of the rapiest "comedies" ever iirc.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

I think that is the larger point

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

in fairness it was two years before Soul Man

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

NEWS: Northam is calling Va Dems and telling them that’s *not* him in the yearbook photo and he will make a statement this afternoon to say the same. In other words, he is NOT quitting as of right now.

Story TK

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) February 2, 2019

Worst case scenario, he's lying.
Best case scenario, he's got at least two racist knuckle-walkers he considers good enough friends to post their picture on his medical school yearbook page.

Jesus, dude, walk away.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

then why did he already apologize? did he think it MIGHT have been him but he couldn't remember?

j., Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

Nice, the Shaggy defense

jmm, Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

I don't get it -- he acknowledged yesterday he was one of the two people in the photo?

The narcissism of politicians never ceases to amaze me.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

jus resign and go away

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

Deep down, he just wants to be the Dem Kavanaugh.

pomenitul, Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

Shoulda kept better calendars then...

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

To see Max mocked by Neera Tanden is not a bad thing but a good thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

So this just happened at my airport. Obv no way of knowing why he did it but sure not getting paid for weeks didn't help. Horrifying:

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/security-issue-at-orlando-airport-halts-flights-officials-say

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

jfc

it's as if the material conditions of life have some bearing on mental health

gbx, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

they can be exacerbating

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

A Transportation Security Administration agent was killed Saturday morning after jumping from a hotel balcony into the atrium of Orlando International Airport, authorities said.

was killed? uh, no. this person died and in the most public way they could possibly choose. presumably this TSA agent thought the public needed to witness it and to acknowledge their humanity and their extreme distress.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

"If anything, it was worse in 1984 because the civil rights movement was not ancient history."

1984 was a different time for some things, mainly gay rights (I'm constantly surprised by homophobic jokes in things like Friends which to me isn't even very old) but it certainly wasn't for fucking racism. When did Gimmie a Break run the Joey Lawrence singing Mammy episode? Everyone knew blackface was wrong in the early 80's. Gimmie a break!

(except for, apparently, Ted Danson)

akm, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

Also, regardless of how good a Gov this guy is, you can't really walk this shit back after apologizing for it. What a dummy. Resign.

akm, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

as noted upthread, his replacement is actually a big improvement, so yeah there's no downside to him resigning.

sleeve, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

1984 was not 1884 and even if it was no one wants a reanimated confederate corpse for a liberal governor

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

RotN was, intentionally and by design, as racist, homophobic, and misogynist as could be. I was just throwing it out as context for 1984

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

what's RotN?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRG2oAQhso

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

revenge of the nerds: the two towers

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

As cited upthread, "Revenge of the Nerds".

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

Here’s a video that was running on mtv in 1983
https://youtu.be/OG3PnQ3tgzY

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

what a talent show!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

I’m surprised I was alive in the 80s. It seems like an extraordinarily different kind of amoral civilization

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

But ohhh, the coke

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:15 (five years ago) link

Your grandparents probably supported eugenic sterilizations.

Moral progress in the last 70 years has proceeded faster than at any other period. It's the silver lining of the apotheosis of opposing elements in Nazism and similar nationalisms of the early 20th century.

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

^at least in Western democracies. Which accounts for the allegiance/mentorship of reactionary elements with the worst in Russia, Uganda, etc...

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

A Transportation Security Administration agent was killed Saturday morning after jumping from a hotel balcony into the atrium of Orlando International Airport, authorities said.

was killed? uh, no. this person died and in the most public way they could possibly choose. presumably this TSA agent thought the public needed to witness it and to acknowledge their humanity and their extreme distress.

How sure are you that the floor of the airport wasn't from Mexico?

DJI, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

I’m surprised I was alive in the 80s.

I thought you said you were 29.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

That's why he's surprised.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

mathperson

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

I'm 29 and was alive in the 80s

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

Intetesting that McConnell is leaking this ahead of time
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/mcconnell-privately-cautioned-trump-about-emergency-declaration-on-border-wall/2019/02/01/5ff1262c-2646-11e9-81fd-b7b05d5bed90_story.html?utm_term=.c4287bf1480b

Which signals he cant keep his caucus in line and would be willing to bring something to the floor to appease them/confront Trump

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

29yos were alive in a single "eighty" unless we can agree that life begins at conception

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

“I did not shoot the sherif. How can I be so sure? Because I have such a vivid memory of shooting the deputy.”

— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) February 2, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

'Willful Ignorance.' Inside President Trump's Troubled Intelligence Briefings

In the wake of President Donald Trump’s renewed attacks on the U.S. intelligence community this week, senior intelligence briefers are breaking two years of silence to warn that the President is endangering American security with what they say is a stubborn disregard for their assessments.

Citing multiple in-person episodes, these intelligence officials say Trump displays what one called “willful ignorance” when presented with analyses generated by America’s $81 billion-a-year intelligence services. The officials, who include analysts who prepare Trump’s briefs and the briefers themselves, describe futile attempts to keep his attention by using visual aids, confining some briefing points to two or three sentences, and repeating his name and title as frequently as possible.

What is most troubling, say these officials and others in government and on Capitol Hill who have been briefed on the episodes, are Trump’s angry reactions when he is given information that contradicts positions he has taken or beliefs he holds. Two intelligence officers even reported that they have been warned to avoid giving the President intelligence assessments that contradict stances he has taken in public.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

I was alive in 89

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

Trump needs to be removed from office. If a democratic president was displaying this behavior, i don’t think the party would enable it.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

lmao Northam's wife prevents him from actually moonwalking at press conference to prove he was a fan of Michael Jackson, presumably to justify blackface

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

so he says he's not in the photo, but he did wear blackface in med school

well, that's very different

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

I was alive in 89

Many people have forgotten that 2019 is still very new on the scene. It seems like its been here for ages.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

xp and his nickname was "Coonman"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

the drumming on that Soundgarden song is immense imo

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

holy shit

The freezing prisoners at the Metropolitan detention Center in Sunset Park are banging out SOS for all of us to hear. #SunsetParkGulag pic.twitter.com/f9O8KIVAxZ

— Brad Lander (@bradlander) February 1, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

that's about 2 miles from me

(and Lander is my councilman)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

Apparently said detention center received a court order to attend an evidentiary hearing on 2/5. Good.

Glad all their lies are being swiftly refuted.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

soto lol

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

xp and his nickname was "Coonman"

Come together with your Klan

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

:D

sans lep (sic), Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

Northam’s game is to survive 48 more hours. Let Super Bowl and then SOTU take the media glare away and ride it out. Then apology tour.

— Advance Guy Notes (@AdvanceGuyNotes) February 2, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

Trump's perma-tan is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity. https://t.co/Tu6LCCBbjo

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) February 2, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

they lie about the dumbest shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 February 2019 00:30 (five years ago) link

when i was a kid, the only thing i knew about trump was that he refused to admit his hair was a toupée

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 00:33 (five years ago) link

right-o! it appears to be not a toupee, but some strange, cyclonic hyper-comb-over

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 3 February 2019 01:01 (five years ago) link

he admits he takes antibiotics for a skin condition, right? rosea or something? he probably uses makeup to counteract the blotchiness.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link

Christian Bale’s combover from American hustle explains everything you need to know about Trump’s Hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjDnwNoE_GA

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 3 February 2019 03:17 (five years ago) link

A truly glorious human specimen.

Here is the Trump "tan" that the New York Times just described as "sun-kissed" and "vibrant"

This is real and undoctored, straight off the TV pic.twitter.com/vWbieYI0uN

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) February 3, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 3 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

How Trump Survived Explosion in Max Factor Factory

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

not surprising, but new MO senator josh hawley basically spent his two years as attorney general using his office to run his senate campaign and broke a bunch of laws doing it.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article225334655.html

circles, Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

the chief law enforcement official of the state breaking a bunch of laws? imagine that!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

fuck missourians for not knowing wtf to do when they get shown something

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

BANGOR, Maine (AP) — Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) had the best fundraising quarter of her career after she delivered a pivotal vote that helped seat Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court, according to documents filed with the Federal Election Commission.

The Bangor Daily News reports that after announcing her decision to vote in favor of Kavanaugh’s nomination during a speech on the Senate floor in early October, Collins raised $1.8 million in the final quarter of 2018.

The records show that of the nearly $900,000 Collins received from individual donors who contributed more than $200 to her campaign, just $19,000 came from individuals with Maine addresses.

reminds me that i registered susancollins2020.com the day that she made her fucking terrible speech about kavanaugh

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

haha awesome. i hope her people end up offering you a significant amount of money for it, that you can then turn around and donate to her opponent.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 3 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

fuck her

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 February 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link

i expect to make as much money off of it as i did doonaldjtrump.com (losing a couple hundred $ on hosting costs)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

but yeah, fuck her. god, i still fill the goosebumps of rage when i remember that day

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

fuck missourians for not knowing wtf to do when they get shown something

Clever post!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link

heavy conservatism backed by the surety of 'common sense' is archetypal in missouri, it's nauseating

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

that IS a watershed moment

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 February 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

But will he finally become presidential with his state of the union speech??????????

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 February 2019 00:34 (five years ago) link

Someone leaked 3 months' worth of Trump's daily schedules to Axios; you can read them all here:

https://www.axios.com/read-trumps-private-leaked-executive-time-schedules-00e9313a-3066-4988-a6dc-711a47de661e.html

Basically, he now spends 60% of his day on "Executive Time."

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 4 February 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link

I generally take my executive time done around 10am

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:13 (five years ago) link

More fibre in you diet will help executive time go a lot quicker.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:23 (five years ago) link

"Be right back, gotta go make an executive decision."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 04:30 (five years ago) link

Don't get mad about Jesse Watters's ignorance, there will always be people who believe nothing can or should change. 150 years ago Watters would have been incredulous at the idea there could be any other source of indoor lighting except whale oil. https://t.co/uiVX0FxIca

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

JUst being reminded of the idea that Trump was picking up so called facts which were actually details from the film Sicario. Isn't it that film that rather significantly features people smuggling things through a tunnel disguided in the boot of a stationary car?
Which would ten dto undermine the whole idea of a wall being effective.
THought about this a few days ago and wondered if somebody showed him the film saying that it was a more realistic view of how drugs were smuggled and more nefarious activity was carried out. & he then extrapolated that all details in the film were likely to be constants. While somehow ignoring the get around of any wall.

Oh that & things like aeroplanes & drones being pretty significant disadvantages to walls as effective deterrents.

Stevolende, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

you're suggesting he learns

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

xp jfc they work better!

sleeve, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

Trump's certainly changed his worldview to accommodate the additional information he was fed from the trailer for Day of the Soldado, "it's crazy they're killing people on the streets with a gun they can stick their finger sideways and make it shoot fast, it's the most terrible thing you've ever seen."

omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

Sometimes feel like we need a rolling AOC thread...

The average NFL salary is $2.1 million, so most players would never experience a 70% rate.

The owners who refuse to hire Kaepernick would, though. https://t.co/AnST2lCiU9

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2019

I’m proud to announce that my #StateOfTheUnion guest will be @AnaMariaArchil2.

Ana Maria is the NY14-er who famously jumped into the elevator with Sen. Flake to elevate the stories of survivors everywhere.

She‘s living proof that the courage within all of us can change the 🌎. https://t.co/OLSeNbP4Z2

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2019

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

I’m proud to announce that my #StateOfTheUnion guest will be @AnaMariaArchil2.

Ana Maria is the NY14-er who famously jumped into the elevator with Sen. Flake to elevate the stories of survivors everywhere.

She‘s living proof that the courage within all of us can change the 🌎. https://t.co/OLSeNbP4Z2
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 4, 2019

not to be a cynic but if this is proof of anything isn't it that even "moderate" or "principled" Republicans will do exactly what McConnell wants them to do when the chips are down? it's not like they actually changed Flake's mind.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

it's not like they actually changed Flake's mind

but they definitely changed his calculations

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

a lot of good it did the republic.

i'm not dragging the women who did that. they are heroes. but i'm not sure we can take away anything particularly hopeful from it.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

there is plenty in that action to be hopeful about, but no single act of resistance is going to change the republic, but this act demonstrated that actions do have impacts. it invites emulation. understanding politics, as practiced in a nation of 330 million people, requires a breadth of vision. there are a thousand fronts in the war against entrenched power. join one.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

sorry about the doubled up 'buts'

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

never apologize for doubled up buts

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

(Double Dutch Bus)

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

so not only is Northam hanging on, there is a sex assault allegation vs the lt gov (by a righty blog)

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/virginia-lt-gov-fairfax-denies-sexual-assault-allegation-northam-faces-n966671

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

Clearly Fairfax should have said he wasn't sure if it was him.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

WaPo apparently declined to publish those allegations ahead of the election. seems kinda flimsy and this seems like some quality ratfucking to me, esp since it didn't come out until there was some question that Fairfax might actually end up governor.

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 February 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link

yup

sleeve, Monday, 4 February 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link

A Russian-born lobbyist who attended the controversial Trump Tower meeting in June 2016 received a series of suspicious payments totaling half a million dollars before and after the encounter.

Documents reviewed by BuzzFeed News show that Rinat Akhmetshin, a Soviet military officer turned Washington lobbyist, deposited large, round-number amounts of cash in the months preceding and following the meeting, where a Russian lawyer offered senior Trump campaign officials dirt on Hillary Clinton.

The lobbyist also received a large payment that bank investigators deemed suspicious from Denis Katsyv, whose company Prevezon Holdings was accused by the US Justice Department of laundering the proceeds of a $230 million Russian tax fraud.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

To visualize Trump’s natural appearance, awhile back tried matching the rest of his artificially tanned face to the natural skin color around his eyes.
cc: @GreatDismal pic.twitter.com/rzhvFFYofc

— Ron Martínez (@ronmartinez) February 4, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

When I went to see GG Allin in 1992, he got through maybe half a song before turning around and shitting on the floor. Seconds later, what had been a full (if small) room was an empty room, as we all turned around and sprinted for the exit. As we got to the next room (followed by flying chairs, thrown by GG) the bartender laughed at us, saying, "Where are you going? Isn't this what you wanted? Get back in there and party with him!"

This story reminds me of that one.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

holy shit eliza xp

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link

US wants to avoid pulling what may be thousands of migrant children from 'sponsor' homes to rejoin parents, saying it "could be traumatic to the children." https://t.co/F4QSj2esun

— AP West Region (@APWestRegion) February 3, 2019

whoa is me (stevie), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

Give him a lamp and the lyrics to "In Dreams" and he's set. xxp

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link

I lean toward believing the Fairfax accusation because his statement reminded me of what other liars said in similar positions.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 February 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure what an honest statement of innocence looks like tbh

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 February 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link

at least he dothn't protest too much to the degree of publicizing a doctor's note about whether or not he has a mole on his dick like my child-rapist ex-mayor did

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 4 February 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

Can we step away from the virginia nonsense to focus on that horrifying AP article stevie posted?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/04/us/politics/trump-inaugural-committee-subpoena.html

"President Trump’s inaugural committee was ordered on Monday to turn over documents about its donors, finances and activities to federal prosecutors in Manhattan, according to two people familiar with their investigation into the committee’s activities."

Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:06 (five years ago) link

This mueller stuff is such a tease

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:20 (five years ago) link

Whoa just looked up and realized i am in front of trump international. Gotta stop walkin and ilxing

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link

xp Treeship that is not Mueller, it's SDNY

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link

hock up and dispense a loogie for me

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:48 (five years ago) link

Treeship awakens to find himself in front of the Trump Bldg covered in blood w/tufts of orange hair stuck in his fingernails.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:49 (five years ago) link

Airports around the world renamed Treesh International

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link

It’s not illegal if you were sleepwalking

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 02:28 (five years ago) link

Now Thune and Collins are both issuing warnings, this is p unusual
https://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/428465-senate-gop-warns-trump-against-using-national-emergency-for-border-wall

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 03:16 (five years ago) link

I lean toward believing the Fairfax accusation because his statement reminded me of what other liars said in similar positions.

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

this is a good point, I think

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: President Trump has invited a boy who was bullied for his last name to the State of the Union. Jimmy Pisstape, 8, says it will be the “proudest day of his life”

— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 5, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 06:16 (five years ago) link

OF COURSE pic.twitter.com/198pXaa4UN

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) February 5, 2019

Lovely company gg keeps. also has tucker ever not looked like the prverbial dog that's been shown a card trick?

whoa is me (stevie), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 07:29 (five years ago) link

Whenever I see someone on the left appear on Fox News, I think about this old 2006 blog post that really nailed the whole dynamic. Can’t seem to recall the author’s name... pic.twitter.com/79lAAUpqXe

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link

Ooooh, right right https://t.co/b5QQxVPcZA

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 5, 2019

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link

Unimpeachable self-own service right there

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

feel like we should poll which of those options are most applicable to glenn, could be a hotly-contested field

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link

this meuller shit it taking way too long. this is setting up to be the biggest anticlimax in political history if nothing comes of it.

akm, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

Definitely think the punchline is going to be "The Aristocrats!" at any rate.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

https://www.indy100.com/article/trump-nepal-bhutan-nipple-button-india-john-walcott-cnn-white-house-8763576

Donald Trump mispronounced Bhutan and Nepal as “Button and Nipple” in a White House meeting with intelligence officials.

He then went on to incorrectly identify both as being part of India, national security correspondent John Walcott told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin.

just missed the Feb thread title

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link

no u don't understand button and nipple are the names of my dogs, who live in india

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

nashwan, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link

I heard that anecdote about nepal like thirty years ago. This stff is getting recycled

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link

None of it https://t.co/k2SY2NnTpB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 5, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

From the Nepal to the Bhutan never satisfied - Graces Jones 2020

― nashwan

kudos

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link

ILXors turning into Rachel Maddow: extremely annoying

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

This is a bombshell from CNN: Saudi Arabia and the UAE have given US military equipment, including armored vehicles, to Al Qaeda-linked militias to buy their loyalty in the Yemen war https://t.co/gAamzlCiEd

— Evan Hill (@evanchill) February 5, 2019



LOL at "end up in wrong hands" headline phrasing

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

just imagine, an unprecedented event

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 15:49 (five years ago) link

lol yeah who could have possibly foreseen this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

Sureoly it would be better for the budget to cut out the middle man?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

hey remember when al qaeda did 9/11 turns out they're pretty cool actually

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

It's like how Germans were bad but now they are good and our friends. It's just like that.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

Al-Queda may have done some things, but we have some big deals with them coming up. Jobs!

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

our Forever War must have a well-armed enemy xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

if the us didn't sell missiles so the saudis could blow up school buses full of kids, someone else would, so really when you say maybe the us shouldn't do that you're asking to snatch food out of the mouths of hardworking american families

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

Saudis did 9/11. Which iirc Trump was basically saying on the campaign trail but now something seems to have happened to change his tune. Its a mystery,..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

he touched the orb iirc

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

This was pretty good:

Oh hey. Sorry for the delay. Not on twitter all the time, Congressman. This may take a while and I know how busy you must be but let's start with substance then move to process. Shall we? 1/ https://t.co/SUwGMdH43t

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) February 4, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

“Sold to an ally, lost to an enemy” wtf

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

Everyone knew saudi arabia promotes sunni extremism.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

They have a Sunni disposition.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

our Forever War must have a well-armed enemy xp

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 5, 2019 4:12 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I presume this is the US take on the Taleban, just imagine the arms they'd want to buy!

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

The GOP is trying to make Dan Crenshaw their AOC, so it's extra sweet when he gets dunked on so easily and throughly.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

The GOP trying to create their own AOC feels like when right-wingers do 'comedy'.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

i forget was Dan Crenshaw on SNL a comedy appearance

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

No, it was a Lorne Michaels sucking up appearance.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

Resurfaced video from 2007 shows Kellyanne Conway threatening to perform an abortion "with a gun." https://t.co/xNh78VPe2X

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) February 5, 2019

gee wonder if the mainstream media is gonna talk about this

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link

A top healthcare aide to Nancy Pelosi told insurance executives why Dem leadership doesn't like Medicare for All:

"Creates winners & losers"=insurance companies would lose
"Stakeholders are against"=stakeholders like insurance companies https://t.co/dQLj2PVUdw by @ryangrim pic.twitter.com/RiZRlLb2Us

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 5, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

if the caucus moves to M4A, Pelosi will move with it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

I think he was on a different comedy show called S&L. xps

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link


if the caucus moves to M4A, Pelosi will move with it

sure would help if she would just support it, like the majority of the people she represents

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

If only the majority of the people controlled the majority of the $$$. #makesuthink

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Harris will be speaking before Abrams, which is fine; Sanders will be speaking after Abrams, which is fine. Somewhere in that mix Trump will do whatever it is that he does. Can we all move on now, please? https://t.co/UmMMS5lUdY

— corey robin (@CoreyRobin) February 5, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link

I lol'd: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/05/why-wait-state-union-when-this-robot-can-generate-speech-you/?utm_term=.84b799a40dfb

Madam Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress and my fellow Americans:

It's the large soft month, we must go forward to establishing a words and become a time we ended this heart.

I began to developing a partnerships with confidence within its means for us begin working to invest month our Secretary of Health half a billion over the next 5 years. I've been renewed and American here in espionage and science Study?

That's the United States must increase in our economy is addicts. The constant extension of college?

I also protect the unalienable sources.

Now is our unfair traffic control talks on a bipartisan Simpson-Bowles Commission I believe the best idea. What would you for directions that secured victim. The world: Freedom is at the most for our Bipartisan campaign financial security assistance should quickly to cripple our armed for modernizing our help!

We have in 6 years. Here in Americans—Democracy.

May God bless the United States of America.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

Quiet thread today. We bought alcohol for the SOTU or are gonna watch Time Share on Netflix?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

No force on this earth could compel me to watch the state of the union, if he calls for a pogrom I’m sure I’ll hear about it somehow

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

I am going to clean the kitchen floor

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

i've got laundry to fold.

ian, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

I'm thinking about sticking my hand in the garbage disposal just to see what it's like

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

I can't even listen to that guy talk in 10-second soundbites, so no. I'll be slogging my way through The Wire.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

c'mon don't you want to see the night donald trump finally becomes president??

i can't wait to read the "trump surprises with pivot to center" articles tomorrow it's going to be AWESOME

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

In my very rich fantasy life AOC gets up and walks out mid-speech.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

Fingers crossed Pelosi brings a leaf blower and blasts Trump's toupee off mid-speech.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link

if he calls for a pogrom I’m sure I’ll hear about it somehow

When I heard he had a plan to end HIV transmission in the US by 2030 my immediate response was "I bet it's 'round up the gays'".

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

"trump surprises with pivot to center, declares national emergency"

rob, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

I’m in DC for a conference and ppl want to go out for a SOTU bar bingo thing and i am just...who are you

alomar lines, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

Well, they’re DC people

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

xps "slogging"?!?!? why u braek hart

you couldn't pay me to listen to the SOTU

do we need to go to Treeship's house and stage an intervention so he doesn't watch it and then post here? ;)

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

I’m making dinner with a friend and we’ll probably listen to music after

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

No risk of me watching this thing

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link

I will, without Negronis.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

I'm a "DC person," I guess, though I live in Arlington. I am doing everything I can to stay away from the speech, the coverage of the speech, the coverage of the coverage of the speech, the snarky internet reactions to the coverage of the coverage, and the metacommentary on the internet snark. My intention is to drink heavily and read about English history. Make Mercia Great Again.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

I'm currently reading an anthology of Philip Kerr's first three novels - private detective stories set in 1930s Berlin. Seems close enough to the present that I don't need to watch the speech.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link

if we made a list of 100 ILX politics thread tropes, one of them would have to be the back-and-forths about how we will and absolutely won't watch whatever televised political event is about to happen

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

let me just play my part:

"you know i'm gonna watch it! i fucking hate this shit, i love it"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

I will totally be watching the SOTU tonight if in one of these episodes Jim Rockford buys a TV which picks up transmissions from this precise night several decades in the future and then just sits around for forty-five minutes gazing into the abyss instead of trying to figure out who coldcocked his dad this time. I dunno, I haven't seen the entire series yet so I can't say with certainty that it doesn't happen at some point.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link

NYT right now: "Trump’s State of the Union Address Unlikely to Bring Harmony"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:56 (five years ago) link

better call my bookie back

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

Oh you want Trump to bring some harmony is what you want, huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQwBFbNm1A

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

that may have been the best joek I've ever made on ILX

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

It was pretty good, yo.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

I got an advance download of the speech, sucked. One or two OK bits, most of it pretty garbage. The last one wasn't that good, and this is just more of the same. C-.

In other words, I predict tonight ... he becomes president.

Me, on the other hand, I'm drinking a beer, baking a frittata, listening to These New Puritans, fighting a cold that feels like pneumonia with no real symptoms (it makes sense to me) and gonna go to bed early after staying up late taking my kid to Panic! at the Disco.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

I just started my taxes, and it looks like I'm going to owe bigly. Thanks, Trump!

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:10 (five years ago) link

so Northam is really staying put huh

Dems shoulda tabbed him to respond with "Waitin' for the Robert E Lee"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link

Okay, now he's just being absurd

https://i.imgur.com/LshTEml.png

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link

No idea how anyone can stand to watch this 'less they're getting paid to

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:46 (five years ago) link

I gave up and am listening to Shar-day and reading Louise Glück.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

Sure, you could be watching the SOTU, but OTOH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D3pnhNnCDA

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

i love it when the president helps me make the case that it's socialism or barbarism

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) February 6, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:21 (five years ago) link

I've never seen so many huge ass ears in my life.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:24 (five years ago) link

But also

I reckon between a third and half of Dems rose to applaud Trump saying America would never be socialist.

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 6, 2019



Let's torch these morons

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:25 (five years ago) link

grow up

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

Defending ppl who applaud this asshole is the grown up thing to do apparently

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link

Ocasio-Cortez is not clapping for anything-- not even bipartisanship.

— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) February 6, 2019



Someone really oughta make her a thread already

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:32 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I am glad she didn't seem to join in on the fucked up USA chants. All of it was so gross.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:36 (five years ago) link

I never get to see these things on tv. People are so fucked up.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link

Is RBG there with the other justices?

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:38 (five years ago) link

I wonder if there is a term for when the "wall of gammon" isn't angry or pink.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link

RBG was not there, only 4 justices planned to attend (a couple have never attended- its not required or customary)

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:44 (five years ago) link

Roberts, Kagan, and the Trump Twosome were the only two SCOTUS attendees.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:46 (five years ago) link

bad for the blood pressure to attend imo

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link

hell it's stressful just reading this!

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:51 (five years ago) link

make it end already

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:53 (five years ago) link

Roberts, Kagan, and the Trump Twosome were the only two SCOTUS attendees.

I am sincerely hoping that this means Lord Alfred has had so many sophisticated cocktails that basic math temporarily eludes him.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link

Roberts+ Korsuch+Beavis only count as one man.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:15 (five years ago) link

Justice Kertis

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link

*Gorsuch

*whatever the fuck his name is.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link

As usual Roth is the only Trump whisperer you really need

The stories he tells about workers gladly giving up their paychecks for his drowsy racist fantasies and the villains working against him are mostly just sounds he makes to keep himself interested; he might have noticed that they drew louder-than-usual hoots from the seething grandparents and dead-ender rubes at his rallies, but he also might not have. His lies, though, are more elemental. They are never anything more than the opposite of truth. If Trump keeps insisting that he’s not being investigated for his relationship to Russia in gratuitous and unconvincing ways, it’s not because he’s trying to leverage some advanced placement Dealpoint or exploit some hidden businessman’s trick or angle. It’s because he’s literally fucking being investigated for his relationship with Russia and because he very much wants people to think he’s not, and because that’s honestly the best he can do because his brain is an old donut bobbing around in a toilet.

Trump is so relentlessly dishonest and so plainly diminished and so sorely overmatched that, at this point, he can only be taken at his word. This isn’t to say that you should believe what he’s saying, although you surely don’t need me to tell you that. It just means that what he does, from here until whenever his helicopter leaves the White House lawn for the last time, will never be anything but what it appears to be.
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cant-get-there-from-here-1831622949/amp?__twitter_impression=true

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:34 (five years ago) link

Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu pic.twitter.com/eueoUf9IBT

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 6, 2019

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 06:12 (five years ago) link

Did Stacey Abrams say anything outstanding?

Not really watched the response speech before or probably likely to in the future. & wondered to what extent it was a response or is it just an alternative viewpoint on the current state of the union.
Can't see Trump being able to stick close enough to a script for it to be guaranteed to be what the response could feed off.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

otm

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:54 (five years ago) link

oh god the transcript

Transcript: pic.twitter.com/TNpQ2zHevJ

— jordan (@JordanUhl) February 5, 2019

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:01 (five years ago) link

I liked the Stacey Abrams speech, there's a transcript on Vox. How was Bernie?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:34 (five years ago) link

handsome, charismatic, very much a leader

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link

bwahahaha

Fox, apoplectic over its own polling showing wide public support for @AOC and @ewarren's wealth tax proposals, literally blames the fact that schools teach kids to be fair:

"The idea of fairness has been promoted in our schools for a long time." pic.twitter.com/GowAZWYWpZ

— Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) February 5, 2019

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 12:55 (five years ago) link

not watching but I'll cosign anything peggy says. deeply adept! sure! https://t.co/sfD5LClDyj

— Italian Alex Pareene (@pareene) February 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link

'cut to the muscle'? so, uh, not that deep?

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 13:03 (five years ago) link

^^^ The things you say when you’re huffing Reagan’s embalming fluid during the SOTU.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 6, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 13:03 (five years ago) link

Friends and colleagues know me and know I would be in Washington right now unless something was up. I am home with John and we have entered a new phase. He is my love and we have been a team for nearly 40 years.

— Rep. Debbie Dingell (@RepDebDingell) February 6, 2019

I will be taking each day as it comes. We thank people for their friendship and support and ask for prayers and privacy during this difficult time.

— Rep. Debbie Dingell (@RepDebDingell) February 6, 2019

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link

aw man

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, in virginia

NEWS: AG Mark Herring had a private meeting this morning with the legislative black caucus, Del. Lamont Bagby confirms.

Asked if Herring discussed a photo of his own, Bagby said “He’ll talk about it.”

Before he could say more, the House min ldr pulled him into a private room.

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) February 6, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

jfc

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

wtf is going on there

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

What if it turns out Northam's offense is the least damaging?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

oh my god

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

AG is third in line if the governor and lt. governor both go down; not sure who would be next

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

why did the GOP wait til after the election to dump all this crap?

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

this whole thing seems profoundly manipulative

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

NEW: Virginia’s Democratic attorney general says he wore blackface at a college party in 1980, deepening state scandal. -AP

— Connor Ryan (@connortryan) February 6, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

GOP wielding Dems actual principles against themselves

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

Statement from Virginia AG Mark Herring: "In 1980, when I was a 19-year-old undergraduate in college, some friends suggested we attend a party dressed like rappers we listened to at the time, like Kurtis Blow, and perform a song. It sounds ridiculous even now writing it."

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) February 6, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

the fact that this all seems so deeply calculated by the *more* racist party ... it's hard not to go into circle-the-wagons mode

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

these are the breaks

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

i would not expect UVA freshmen to be listening to kurtis blow in 1980, but i guess dave matthews hadn't been invented yet

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

I'm imagining the scramble to find an aide to wiki a rapper's name from 1980.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

They should have just done this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0m1OZ5xGh0

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

uh meanwhile

Justin Fairfax said “fuck that bitch” as he tried to discredit his accuser during a private meeting Monday night, sources tell @NBCNews@GeoffRBennett and me.

— Jonathan Allen (@jonallendc) February 6, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

I suppose I've been laboring under the misapprehension that parading around in blackface was one of the easiest things in the world to avoid doing. Never realized I was such a paragon of self-control.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

OK I retract my earlier support

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

if these VA guys were Republicans, Yam would just issue a blanket blackface pardon

(is the AG a Democrat?)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

nm i see he is

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

I hesitate to defend these guys but it's worth bearing in mind that this is a power struggle, and the alternative to these three people is much, much worse.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

next in line is Republican
congrats VA!

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

like, this is not a "all other things being equal, how should this behavior be judged" because all things are not equal in the current scenario, it might be best for the people (and Democrats) of Virginia to acknowledge that they elected some people with questionable things in their past but consider how disqualifying those things are given the stakes.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

oops left out a word

like, this is not a "all other things being equal, how should this behavior be judged" scenario

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

these guys should all just have a serious come-to-jesus moment, beg forgiveness, commit to being better stewards of the public good, and then note the highly political timing of the release of this info and stick together as a party

which might be happening, idk

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with all these people?

anyway, I didn't watch the state of the union and I've read minimal things about the State of the Union, but it is interesting at least from an anecdotal vantage that maybe for his first couple people did give him the benefit of the doubt, or did give him a chance, and this time around just did not give a fuck.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

sad lol

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

The voting ballot divide: racists or rapists.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

like, this is not a "all other things being equal, how should this behavior be judged" because all things are not equal in the current scenario, it might be best for the people (and Democrats) of Virginia to acknowledge that they elected some people with questionable things in their past but consider how disqualifying those things are given the stakes.

― legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, February 6, 2019 12:13 PM (seven minutes ago)

the blackface stuff...it seems like we have reached a point as a country, or at least a party, where this sort of stuff is just not tolerated anymore. equivocating on this would send a pretty shitty message and potentially damage the party's standing in the eyes of the public at a time where we are trying to BUILD political capital, not squander it for these nobodies

fairfax has been accused of sexual assault and apparently just called the woman a b----. he can fuck off

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

It’s time for Pusha T to embrace his political destiny as governor of Virginia

— Dad (@fivefifths) February 6, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

This is . . . pretty good? As these things go? As a white woman I can't accept it on behalf of POC, but it reads as sincere.

Please see my statement below. pic.twitter.com/FBDcgxHOq9

— Mark Herring (@MarkHerringVA) February 6, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

yeah that's a decent way forward IMO but as you note I'm not the audience either

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

Yeah, personally ok this, seems far less creepy and more genuinely contrite than Northram

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

agreed

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

How hard can it be to find #problematic shit in any member of the VA GOP’s past I mean get an intern on that

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

otm

also, that is how to apologize IMO

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

fairfax's COS is flat out denying the "fuck that bitch" comment. says it simply didn't happen.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

I'm a little skeptical of that one myself

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

How hard can it be to find #problematic shit in any member of the VA GOP’s past I mean get an intern on that

the difference is that stuff actually *earns* GOP votes

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

An '80s Polaroid of the candidate in a klan hood carries roughly the same political weight as a flag pin on the lapel with yer average GOP voter. Its absence is troubling and raises questions/eyebrows.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

This is not a *defense* of Herring, but the year of his Kurtis Blow party, Neil Diamond starred in a "Jazz Singer" remake that features a "funny" blackface scene. People used to be more racist/get away with more racism! https://t.co/Ce5BBIZ4Et

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) February 6, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

People used to be more racist/get away with more racism!

For whom is this supposed to be news?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

Remaking the jazz Singer pretty much had to have some homage to Jolson didn't it?
Wonder if it is a film that has now been relegated to the past and now not something that anybody would think of remaking. In an age full of remakes, like.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

lol @ Shakey's contrib upthread

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

“What was a slow-moving train wreck is now like a bullet train wreck,” said Chris LaCivita, a Republican strategist and a veteran of numerous Virginia political wars. “The reports of Republicans’ demise in the Commonwealth of Virginia have been greatly exaggerated.”

He said the scandals provide Republicans with an opportunity, but one they have to approach with care. “Don’t gloat, don’t overplay your hand,” he said. “At the end of the day, voters want candidates who speak to their concerns and issues. You can’t run campaigns in the modern age based solely on the fact that a party’s top messengers have problems.”

Dan Scandling, a Republican and former aide to Rep. Frank Wolf (R-Va.), said that before the scandals Republicans were facing “ long slow walk in the wilderness. As long as President Trump was on top of the ticket, everything was going to cascade down from the White House and be a hundred pound weight on your head.”

Now, Scandling said, “the window of opportunity is back open.”

“The swing voters are going to tap the brakes now,” he said. “And the minority community is going to look at the Democrats and say, ‘Really?’ Have you been pulling the wool over our eyes all these years?”

that sounds like gloating to me

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

TS: candidates who were racists 35 years ago or candidates who are racists now.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

The VA GOP has done something truly diabolical here that only works because all three top Dems are compromised. Dems won't turn over power, so now they'll be painted as hypocritical.

For all those wondering, the line of succession for Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is Governor Northam (Democrat)➡️ Lt. Gov. Fairfax (Democrat)➡️
AG Mark Herring (Democrat)➡️
House Speaker Kirk Cox (Republican)➡️The Republican controlled House of Delegates elects a new governor

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) February 6, 2019

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link

there is no way all three of those Dems resign, esp not with such a calculated hit job clearly underway

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Maybe I don't understand succession correctly but not everyone has to resign at the same time. You don't just automatically get a Republican. Here's just one way you could do it.

Step 1. Northam resigns. Fairfax becomes governor.

Step 2. Fairfax appoints someone less compromised, like Tom Periello, as his new Lieutenant Governor.

Step 3: Fairfax and Herring resign simultaneously.

Step 4: Periello appoints a new Lieutenant Governor and Attorney General.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

that's what I was thinking

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

hmm yeah that could work. although that's a lot of resignations, and you just know none of these guys want to bow out this way.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

Such a weird scenario

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

You make legislative confirmation of a Democratic LG nominee contingent on a public pledge to resign.

Enforce it with the threat of legislative impeachment for anyone who doesn't follow the plan.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

Republicans control the House of Delegates and state Senate, why would they play along?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

^^ my thought exactly

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

really not sure that the middle of a scandal is the best time to be pulling these highly contrived partisan moves tbh

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

As was pointed out on Twitter, the only reason that the Republican Speaker in VA is there is because there was a tie at the ballot box and the race was decided by a fershlugginer coin flip.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

Kirk Cox was not elected in a statewide election. The three Democrats were.

Installing Cox as governor by "conveniently" "discovering" preexisting flaws in the D officials all at once is amusing, on a nakedly Machiavellian level. But I am not sure it will fly. I have lived in this here Commonwealth since. 1976. With all its well-documented problems there are some pockets of decency.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

Kinda feeling torn between a) acknowledging that everyone does dumb shit when they're young that they hopefully learn from and then ultimately grow and become better people as a result, and that thoughtfully addressing those dumb mistakes of youth and taking responsibility for them (as opposed to being a squirrelly little shit about it, looking at you Kavanaugh et al) can go a long way, and b) feeling like anyone who's done shit this dumb + compromising maybe should consider a career in the private sector because politicians (particularly dem politicians) ideally should be held to a higher standard (and yes I know that's pretty much a la-di-da utopian af notion but still).

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

I'm extra torn, because there are dumb things you do when you're young and then there are things so dumb that you should know they're dumb, even when you're young. Like, it never occurred to me to ever put on black face or want to put on black face because I always understood it to be wrong. No one had to sit me down and teach that to me, let alone when I was in my college years. You can't undo the past, which is why the AG's apology might be enough but the gov first admitting it was him and then backing off, while still admitting he'd done things like it in the past, is a pretty bad look.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that's why I'm leaning b). Like I totally buy that people who harbor horrible ideas in their early twenties are capable of turning it around and becoming decent people later in life. I'm just not particularly convinced that those people need to be elected officials.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

Per the Wapo article I posted above, minstrel shows were still popular in cville into the 1970s and people have lauded their participation in minstrel shows in very, very recent obituaries. It's all sorts of fucked up.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link

No one had to sit me down and teach that to me

really? you just magically grasped the history of blackface as a child?

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

Like, you probably still have some internal work to do, my dudes, so why not do it while you're like selling real estate or something instead of representing a diverse constituency.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

xposts

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

I mean I know I'm biased here cuz it's a Dem but I don't think Herring should be stepping down over this

Northam should definitely go though

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

(I say this as someone who has children that are of the age where I need to explicitly explain why certain depictions of various ethnicities are racist and not ok)

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

I love Elie Mystal and his headline made me LOL "Virginia A.G. Admits To Wearing Blackface As We Enter The ‘I Am Spartacus’ Part Of Black History Month"

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:19 (five years ago) link

I would argue that there's a pretty distinct difference between an eight-year-old's tragic mispronunciation of Niger (ahem, guilty) and someone in their early 20s thinking it's totally cool to engage in Stepin Fetchit cosplay.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

i want to know who’s funding the outlet that broke these stories

maura, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

xpost Yeah, no one told me it was bad, I just knew. My parents never instilled in me much of anything more than the general importance of education, but at the same time whatever their political or personal leanings (my dad definitely leaned conservative, though he never told me who he voted for) I never once saw them treat anyone less than respectfully, so I guess they lead by example? Now, on the other hand, as a family we watched "Airplane!" last year, and my kids looked at me and said, "um, isn't this kind of racist?" And I had to explain, yeah, it's racist - and sexist, and homophobic, and etc., and that's sort of what makes it funny. It's OTT offensive. And that was tough to explain to them. But I've never felt the need to teach them about racism and so on because they've always seemed to grasp it, but have no problem talking about it as needed. I think having diverse schools and good teachers/curriculum clearly makes a difference!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

maura otm, follow the money

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

xpost I saw an interview with one of his medical school classmates, iirc, and they said everyone knew about the pictures and were shocked it took this long for them to come out.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

Even if it's an organized effort by the GOP, it's not like they're inventing a picture of the gov in fucking blackface and/or a klan robe, or an accusation of sexual assault or whatever. Now, why this is happening now ... who knows. Why did all the Al Franken stuff come out when it did?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link

the candidates are breaking these stories themselves!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

politicians*

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

in both cases because they were "unearthed" and promoted by RW media outlets/opposition researchers

the candidates are breaking these stories themselves!

this is only true in Herring's case, I think?

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

minstrel shows were still popular in cville into the 1970s and people have lauded their participation in minstrel shows in very, very recent obituaries.

Robert Byrd (an actual Klan member) was in the Senate til his death in 2010

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

George Wallace renounced his racism and won a fourth and final term in 1982 with a large amount of black support. He also appointed several African-Americans to the state cabinet.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

A lot worse than dressing up like Kurtis Blow in that dude's personal history.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

Can't believe that anyone schooled in his personal history could have ever believed his renunciation of racism was the tiniest bit sincere.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

The michael jackson thing he admitted to seems qualitatively different than the minstrel photo with the kkk guy.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

OF COURSE Morbius is still getting mileage out of "Robert Byrd was in the Klan!!!"

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

xpost He became a born again Christian, right? Point being that he couldn't make anyone trust him except through his words and actions, whether they believed him or not. Whether that's enough to justify forgiving one of the most virulent racists in US history is a different debate, but I suppose related to what we're talking about now.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

a morbs in the thread is worth a byrd in the klan

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

I am ok with all these jackasses resigning if it means less-->0 people wear blackface or push down heads for coercive oral sex.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

xpost Speaking of the MJ thing, the only explanation I can think of for his confusing bullshitery is him being told there was a picture of him in blackface in the yearbook, him thinking of the admitted MJ incident and then immediately saying yeah, it's me, my bad, and then seeing the picture of someone in blackface next to someone in a Klan Kostume and thinking, whoa, I said I dressed up as MJ once, but that's not me hanging with a klansman! But that's not what he said. What he said only flies - and still doesn't excuse his actions - if he's not sure it's him in blackface or the klan uniform, because the implication is that he did it enough that he can't be sure. His heartfelt mea culpa only makes him look worse.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

Is that second thing what the lieutenant governor is accused of?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

Installing Cox as governor by "conveniently" "discovering" preexisting flaws in the D officials all at once is amusing, on a nakedly Machiavellian level. But I am not sure it will fly.

... have you ever met a Republican?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

That sounds worse than wearing blackface in the 80s. xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

does it really even matter whether it's him in either the blackface or klan uni??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

If this is all calculated perfectly by republicans to install a republican than hat’s off i guess.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

Impressive stuff

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

when we said more black faces in government, we should have been specific.

— shalewa sharpe (@silkyjumbo) February 6, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

xp granny i think he’s claiming he thinks he’s neither but isn’t sure

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

right, but I'm saying it doesn't matter if he was in the pic or not. it's on his yearbook page! are we to believe he never saw it or had anyone inform him about what was on it???

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

The very existence of the GOP at this particular point in time seems to be overwhelmingly predicated upon their exploitation of any and every possible loophole. Like they only ever win because they're always using a fucking Game Genie.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

I dont think i ever looked at my yearbook page for college. I have heard of people manipulating other people’s yearbook page for revenge. It’s improbable that this happened here but who knows.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

isn't sure

because wearing a klan outfit or blackface was just not unusual enough to recall with any exactitude?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

Have their been polls of black virginia voters on this? That’s whose perspective matters, not mine

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

again, NOBODY saw that page and was like "uh dude have you looked at your yearbook page????????"?? gimme a break

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

Med school yearbook page??? Idk

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

I am unaware if my grad school had anything like a yearbook. I’m assuming not but I don’t know.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

I’m not defending the dude, but i do think it’s plausible he forgot about the existence of this photo and maybe he never even saw it

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

It caught him off guard, obviously

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

so you're not confident that there isn't a super racist photo on your college yrbook page, got it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

They interviewed the yearbook guy who did yearbooks that year and Eastern VA Med actually stopped with the yearbooks in 2014 because of students posing in confederate uniforms.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

lol @ my friend Shalewa being linked in this thread by someone who's not me or crüt.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link

I’m 99.9999999999999999999% sure but i also have never seen that yearbook xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

xpost in summary when Northam was going to school there, students submitted the pictures they wanted included on their pages.

Yerac, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

I take this as a sign that there isn't going to be billions for a wall in whatever's taking shape:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Wednesday that she would be willing to support any compromise border security legislation that emerges from a bipartisan committee and that she has urged the White House to adopt the same “hands-off” posture.

Her comments come as congressional negotiators are seeking a deal that has to be approved by Feb. 15 — and satisfy President Trump’s demand for border-wall funding — to avert another partial government shutdown.

Pelosi told reporters that she thinks the House and Senate negotiators could reach a deal by the end of this week if “left to their own devices.”

Pelosi said she relayed to Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.), one of the lead negotiators, that “whatever you all come to an agreement on, bipartisan agreement, I will support it.”

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

My friends and I wrote some extremely suspect stuff in my HS yearbook, which at the time we thought was highly ironic and deeply hilarious. Just thinking about it makes me cringe. I'm pretty sure at some point, I tore up and threw away my yearbook. I'll never run for elected office but I'm sure glad it doesn't exist any longer.

xp

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

A friend wrote, "I like you even though you're gay" in my senior yearbook, which horrified but then he right and I almost emailed to thank him years later until I learned he worked as an orderly in a hospital.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:16 (five years ago) link

it’s plausible he forgot about the existence of this photo and maybe he never even saw it

But his inability to state whether he is a person in the photo only depends upon his uncertainty whether he ever wore blackface or a klan robe and hood. If he knew he'd never done such a thing in his life, he would be certain he could not be in the photo. I'm sure as heck certain I never did anything like that, and I am older than he is.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link

Morbius is still getting mileage out of "Robert Byrd was in the Klan!!!"

idgi man, i was just telling young-uns who may not know. I myself thought Byrd had died closer to 2000. No "mileage" involved, I think Northam should've hit the ejector seat on Saturday.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link

Trivial, but funny: a right-wing Arkansas state senator is calling for a boycott of a Little Rock club because the band Eyehategod (who are great btw) put a picture of him eating a baby on the poster for their show.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

yeeesh, it keeps getting worse for this guy

Ralph Northam Admits He Once Engaged In Pedophilia As Part Of Michael Jackson Costume https://t.co/FVTF1avy9M pic.twitter.com/GTT5JwxZS5

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 6, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

He looks like a Halloween Nixon mask and a Reagan mask got melted together.

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

omigod

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

The very existence of the GOP at this particular point in time seems to be overwhelmingly predicated upon their exploitation of any and every possible loophole. Like they only ever win because they're always using a fucking Game Genie.

― But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:56 (one hour ago) Permalink

I think Northam needs to go, Fairfax probably needs to go, and the AG may/not need to go (after nominating a new Dem Lt. Gov. and AG).

Having said that, Dems need to be crowdsourcing some serious research into every Republican officeholder in the country, pronto. There has to be a lot out there.

Even if Republicans that are caught do not step down, it rips off the mask of "non-racist" civility and helps tie their cryptoracist policies to explicitly racist actions.

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link

how these things work these days:

On Friday, amid the news that Fairfax could be elevated to governor, Tyson said she vented her frustration on Facebook in a private post, which did not identify Fairfax by name.

"It was not my intention in that moment to inject myself into what has become a much larger political battle," Tyson said.

On Sunday night, while she was still undecided about publicly sharing her story, her private Facebook post was published by Big League Politics, the same conservative website that published a racist photo from Northam's medical school yearbook page.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link

Dems need to be crowdsourcing some serious research into every Republican officeholder in the country, pronto.

their voting base doesn't care/loves this shit. they will vote for the racist rapist EVERY FUCKING TIME

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

see: Florida

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

(after nominating a new Dem Lt. Gov. and AG).

as noted, they can't do this - legislature currently controlled by GOP

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

For instance, if you find the state senator introducing voting restrictions once used blackface, that may be evidence that could be used in a lawsuit arguing that the ostensibly neutral voting restrictions actually have a racist intent.

xp

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link

that seems like p shaky legal reasoning these days see Trump and his Muslim ban

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

genuinely curious: is the implication in pointing out that these allegations were (supposedly) unearthed by conservative media supposed to be that their accuracy is in question, or that the stories, even if true, matter less? because I think what you're doing is pretty gross partisan BS

here is dr. tyson's full statement, and she does not hedge: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000168-c430-d6c0-a7ea-d43ce1560002

k3vin k., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

I'm not disputing their accuracy or veracity - which are fairly obvious - just pointing out that all of this is a clearly orchestrated effort to support Democratic constituencies penchant for (appropriately) punishing transgressions within their own elected officials. Which the GOP most definitely does not do. The other side sees this as a weakness to be exploited.

I am not sure how best to counter this exploitation.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

support

sorry that should be "take advantage of"

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

Let northum stay in i guess

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

it reminds me of the right's appropriation of civil rights language to fit their own ends - they see a tactic that works for the other side and then adopt it and turn it back on them, and the left doesn't know how to handle it

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

shaky legal reasoning
― legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, February 6, 2019 5:24 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol, you're the expert!

xp

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

my personal opinion is that Herring has come out the best of this so far, appoint that guy governor. But I doubt Northam (who already was refusing to step down) and Fairfax (who predictably denies everything) will step aside if there is any indication at all that they can weather this storm.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

The Fairfax thing is the worst of these allegations by far. So northam stepping down for him to step up would be kind of grotesque.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

I don't see why it matters whether Repub base cares about "this stuff". You force GOP to defend their people against the same allegations/"misbehavior" that resulted in Dems resigning/getting ousted.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link

lol how many times does it have to be pointed out that that's not how it works because GOP voters have no principles

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

Trump is a serial sex assaulter that bangs porn stars, robs poor people, is deeply and demonstrably racist, and has never cracked a Bible and his strongest base of support is "evangelical Christians"

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link

oh I didn't realize these things involve a referendum

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link

There is no downside to doing it. Even if you peel off 2% from non-racist independents in a particular race, it could help.

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

referendum? idgi

the downside is the GOP running Virginia, in this particular case.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

Again, it also puts the lie to the GOP talking point that racism was solved in the 1960s.

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

do you seriously believe that if there was a pic of, say, Steve King in blackface he'd face no consequences because "the base loves that shit"?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I would think Herring can still be governor. Who gets to appoint new Lt Governor and AG?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

I feel like you guys want to think that I am saying these types behaviors by elected Democratic officials should not be brought to light and punished/reckoned with, which is not what I'm saying at all. I thought this was clear but idk. Blackface is wrong and worth losing office over. Same with sexual assault allegations.

The bigger picture is that the GOP over the last few years is weaponizing these things against Democrats far more successfully than Democrats have against the GOP, because their voting bases are different, and the latter just generally dgaf about how racist or rapey or corrupt their candidates are (and in some cases that makes them even *more* inclined to vote for them!) This is a problem for the party and I don't know what the solution is, as I've said repeatedly.

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

I'm offended by orangeface.

StanM, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link

Steve King in blackface he'd face no consequences because "the base loves that shit"?

Steve King was just re-elected btw, and then he went on to say even more white supremacist shit. for which he was punished by his caucus, but there's no one screaming for him to resign. so no, I don't think he would lose office.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link

he wasn't caught in blackface.
but I'll stop this cause you are prob the most hardheaded ilxor. love ya tho.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

But is that really true? Roy Moore lost, the Kavanaugh hearing definitely damaged Kavanaugh, Rob Porter resigned. Steve King did eventually lose his committee posts. A lot of GOP politicians have been hurt by this. There's definitely a thing where the media goes crazy over anything bad that a Dem does, in order to be fair and balanced - I saw it pointed out on twitter that with these yearbook pages there were no media outlets who felt the need to say 'racially charged' or something like that - and that needs pushback. But I don't actually think the GOP is immune to this?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

do you seriously believe that if there was a pic of, say, Steve King in blackface he'd face no consequences because "the base loves that shit"?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, February 6, 2019 4:51 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I seriously believe this. I mean like a hypothetical Steve King blackface pic is arguably less offensive than some of the things he's already said.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

The media would go nuts, dems would go nuts, but who's going to impose these consequences upon him?

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

If King resigned, wouldn't his successor pretty surely be Republican? I don't think his district is happy with him not being on any committee.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

I'm not saying a GOP politician would definitely be allowed to just carry on as normal after video leaks of his Jim Crow-themed birthday party, but it's certainly conceivable that he'd coast to a relatively smooth reelection down the road.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

Repubs have called for Northam to resign. They won't be able to avoid doing the same if same situation happens with a Repub.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

Roy Moore lost

yes, highest profile instance of this for sure

the Kavanaugh hearing definitely damaged Kavanaugh

it didn't damage him at all. he got a lifetime appointment from which he can unilaterally get revenge on his perceived enemies, just like his fellow sexual assaulter Thomas.

Rob Porter resigned

replaced by a Republican. who is also probably as racist as every other Republican in Florida (which afaict is all of them, including my in-laws).

Steve King did eventually lose his committee posts.

this is an interesting and unexpected case. he is still in office, though he now has nothing to do, which is gratifying. he will probably be primaried from the right the next time he's up.

I have no idea what universe GD is living in tbh

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

Repubs have called for Northam to resign. They won't be able to avoid doing the same if same situation happens with a Repub.

lmao watch them

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

the one where you don't know everything ever

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

Steve King is an actual white supremacist, not a dumbass who posed for an offensive photo as an “edgy” joke

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link

They won't be able to avoid doing the same if same situation happens with a Repub.

My impression is that if the cost of staying in power is to brand themselves as hypocrites, they'll choose hypocrisy every time.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

and apparently where the GOP does not shy away from baldfaced hypocrisy for political gain

I wish I lived there tbh

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

If repubs are fine with him and were fine with that ghoul in alabama bannon supported they’d be fine with anything

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

Their president is a career criminal. He ran a scam against people who wanted to become realtors through an online course.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

Here is how the two-party system works in the US: both sides agree to a game of checkers, and one side truly believes that they're playing a game of checkers and generally tries to maneuver within an accepted set of rules, and the other side pays ample lip service insisting that they are playing the fairest and most god-fearing game of checkers ever even as their every crooked move reveals nothing but abject contempt for the game of checkers. And the first side will haplessly sputter 'b-but the rules!' while the second solemnly insists that they're following the rules to the letter even as they're very overtly pulling extra checkers out of their pockets and painting red squares black and slipping revised rulebooks into the box. And each side is behaving exactly as their supporters would have them behave.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:45 (five years ago) link

p much

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link

Deleting this tweet because the reaction proves me wrong and that's a good thing. But the more I think about it the more I think it is wrong to push anyone out of office for a 35 year old incident when his present life suggests he's not that guy anymore. pic.twitter.com/vVVp6UIrpc

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) February 2, 2019

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

Repubs are basically already being hypocritical about it, so, they'll have no problem doing that again.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

ugh I hate Checkers burgers

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

Scrolling through Ericksons feed to find that tweet, yuck.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

Repubs are basically already being hypocritical about it, so, they'll have no problem doing that again.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Rich LOLwry aligned with Erick Erickson on a Sunday talk show, and you know what? For once I took him at his word. As a Beltway guy, he does worry about the NRO racists with college photos in the Reagan White House wearing blackface.

He probably feels differently now that Virginia is in a pickle.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

actually, GOP's position: INFANTICIDE IS FINE, BLACKFACE ISN'T

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link

My impression is that if the cost of staying in power is to brand themselves as hypocrites, they'll choose hypocrisy every time.

FOX NEWS HOST TO @tedcruz: You cool working with alleged child molester Roy Moore if he's elected?

CRUZ: Sure, no problem, that's up to the voters.

FOX NEWS HOST: And what about alleged groper Al Franken?

CRUZ: Now that's a very serious problem. I'm extremely concerned. pic.twitter.com/1QzMq0Hud5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 30, 2017

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link

The GOP's whole infanticide song and dance routine is so, so gross. I could barely even explain it last night to my spouse, who was so confused, without sighing myself into oblivion.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link

Ugh, NPR is all *affects serious voice* "These incidents have shone a spotlight on Virginia's complex racial history." Virginia's? Um, NPR, maybe try "the whole country's racial history."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link

They are colonially fucked up.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link

And all the military families gives it a dependa patriot give me my tricare and housing subsidies but down with socialism good tidings.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link

this shit is infuriating to me

More than 60% of the vote in Nov.; a victory in the state Supreme Court yesterday; and still Idaho's Medicaid activists must fight to protect their referendum victory: https://t.co/zQsUTfyk6r

— Taniel (@Taniel) February 7, 2019

simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link

good news today

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:26 (five years ago) link

all these states need to put real legal force behind referenda, utah's GOP government refused to enact medicaid expansion too

simmy simmy ya, simmy yam simmy yay (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

Paul Erickson, the longtime Republican operative who had a multiyear romantic relationship with accused Russian agent Maria Butina, was indicted on 11 counts wire fraud and money laundering charges by a federal grand jury in South Dakota, the Justice Department announced on Wednesday.

The indictment alleges, according to the Justice Department press release, that between 1996 and 2018 Erickson "knowingly and unlawfully devised a scheme and artifice to defraud and to obtain money from many victims by means of false and fraudulent pretense, representations, and promises." The charges are not related to Butina’s case or the broader investigation of Russian influence in the 2016 election.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

lol Cindy McCain busting human traffickers otherwise known as a mother and her child at the phoenix airport

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

meanwhile right wing heads are exploding after hearing about AOC's Green New Deal proposal.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

just lmao if AOC single handedly saves the planet

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

Woah now

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link

lmao this thread

Ummmmmm the Green New Deal outline that AOC's office released says her plan is to "upgrade or replace" EVERY BUILDING IN THE COUNTRY https://t.co/sjBy6ammGX

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 7, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

Re: the New Green Deal, I mean...why the fuck not? Aim for the stratosphere with the expectation that you aren't going to get everything you want but that you might at least have a seismic impact on the conversation.

This is how you open, President Deals.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

xp: "When I was growing up in the Soviet Union the government upgraded my house to be more green. The neighbors complained that we had a shower and they did not. So the govt. came and sealed ours off. Now nobody could take a shower and the earth was greener."
AOC: No Showers in 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

the simplest and most effective numbers - and the ones i wanna see - are a comparison of how the money spent on the recent tax cuts for the wealthy would translate toward kickstarting the green new deal.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

Def. a good open, but I think I posted several weeks back an interview with Sean Casten, who as of that interview was not a supporter of the GND, despite being a climate scientist elected more or less on an environmentalist platform. I think his argument was that as someone who spent his entire career dealing with this stuff it's better to aim lower and get more than aim high and get nothing? Something like that. Anyway, broad GND a good start, a placeholder until the Dems take back the WH and/or Senate.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

Casten said those goals, while well-intentioned, don't align with the political realities of a Washington in which Republicans still control the Senate and White House.

"I don't want to spend two years talking about pie-in-the-sky things that would be great if we ever got the authority to do them," said Casten, who won his suburban Chicago seat by defeating six-term Rep. Peter Roskam (R-Ill.).

"Would I love 100 percent renewable energy? You betcha. Would I love a world that has a lot of green jobs? You betcha," Casten added.

But he said there are steps Congress could take in the interim. "You can't just start charging people off a cliff," he said.

As an example, Casten talked about amending the Clean Air Act to encourage power plants to increase their efficiency — a proposal he floated during the 2018 campaign.

Casten, who made a career of cutting carbon emissions by helping companies make use of wasted energy, also floated the possibility of finding ways to encourage the federal government to buy more clean energy.

"Some of the barriers to lowering CO2 emissions are tax barriers," he said. "Some of the barriers to lowering CO2 emissions are actually in the Clean Air Act itself. Some of the barriers to lowering CO2 emissions have to do with the way that capital is allocated by the private sector."

Notably, Casten said he would be more interested in serving on the Energy and Commerce Committee than on the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis.

"It's where the expertise is," he said.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

love that classic negotiation tactic "aim low"

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

yeah fuck that

sleeve, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

IMO the big thing is just elevating the issue. I know Obama was big on climate action but it always seemed like it was just another thing on his list rather than the generation-defining existential crisis it actually is. if she can get the public to move on this issue then Dems will follow suit.

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

sean casten is not a climate scientist

k3vin k., Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

ah yes. “pragmatism” — that time-tested strategy that keeps paying off for Democrats

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

Woah @SpeakerPelosi openly mocks in Politico interview the Green New Deal plan now supported by 5 of the Dems' leading presidential candidates:

“The green dream or whatever they call it, nobody knows what it is, but they’re for it right?”https://t.co/2otcMWio63

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) February 7, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

ha -- I didn't post it, Simon, cuz I knew you would.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

awesome

onward into the future over her bones

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

lmao this pic is amazing

2019 mood.#SOTU@RashidaTlaib pic.twitter.com/LJwKz4RGXS

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) February 6, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

Pelosi's reticence is because she got burnt by Obama + the Senate after pushing hard for the cap-and-trade bill. If the caucus gets behind a Green New Deal and the details are hammered out, I have no doubt she'll bring it to the floor and whip the votes.

as noted just a couple sentences later in that article:

In the past decade, she has already seen Democrats try and fail to pass a sweeping cap-and-trade climate law. The next attempt, she said, will need broader support. “This time it has to be Congresswide,” Pelosi said.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

so she's going to want buy-in from a Dem majority in the Senate and a Democrat in the WH, it what she's signalling

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

national prayer breakfast has got to be one the stupidest fucing things btw

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

There's reticence and then there's disrespect.

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

I got invited to the national prayer breakfast once, didn't go because I still don't really know what it is aside from people praying over pancakes (and I wasn't sure if they were offering to pay for my trip and I didn't feel like clarifying that). probably would have had good schmoozing.

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

old ppl in being dismissive of young ppl's enthusiasm shockah

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

are there mimosas?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

christ she’s an asshole.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

if they serve mimosas, then it's no wonder I don't attend.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

christ she’s an asshole.

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will),

she has to be -- she's Speaker.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

also, from Baltimore

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

I did not clarify what the menu was, it might have tempted me! xp

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

Casten talked about amending the Clean Air Act to encourage power plants to increase their efficiency

lol I don't want to encourage power plants to do shit, I want to force them

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

otm

sleeve, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

if they serve mimosas, then it's no wonder I don't attend.

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

this is a policy i can get behind - #noOJinmychampagne2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

the funny part is that so many think the GND goes too far / asks for too much when really it's not aggressive/ambitious enough

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

Mimosas are a palliative for people who assume a martini at 11 a.m. is the height of audacity yet don't mind filling their systems with sugar.

#banmimosas

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

the funny part is that so many think drinking mimosas goes too far / asks for too much when really it's not aggressive/ambitious enough

brownie, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

Where are we in bloody marys?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

*on

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

not enough votes in the Senate

brownie, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

I dislike drinking salad.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

I have never had a mimosa but you're kinda making me want to try one

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

love a good bloody mary

sleeve, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

Yeh see I don’t think shitting on the enthusiasm and a broadly popular dem policy agenda makes you an effective Speaker.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

xposts

i think everyone recognizes that pelosi is a generational legislative talent, she has done many more good things than bad in her career. but she doesn't have to be defended every single time she fucks up. dismissively calling it the "green dream or whatever they call it" is fucking up. yes, she's been burned before, yes, if the caucus gets behind it she will get the votes. but it's still fucking up. there are many ways to register general disapproval of a plan. then there's calling it the "green dream or whatever they call it". she's a big girl, we can say that we totally disagree with her without attacking her legacy and her ability to get things done

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

effective as she may be (compared to dopes like Boehner or Ryan), at some point everyone Yasss Kweening is just going to have to come to grips with the fact that she just personally doesn’t support effective climate change legislation or a M4A

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

clapping sarcastically at Trump doesn’t really improve anyone’s life

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

fyi, Rush Lumbago pronounces "Ocasio-Cortez" with a Zorro-style lisp, and says the Green New Deal would phase out air travel in ten years

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

she has said the clapping was not sarcastic fwiw

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

just imagine a Republican in a leadership position who doesn’t (at least in the press) support “life at conception” and cutting taxes

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

and from the safest of the safe red states no less

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

she has said the clapping was not sarcastic fwiw

― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, February 7, 2019

goddammit this is the last straw

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

maybe she was being sarcastic when she said the clapping wasn't sarcastic?

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

xxp Not sure what you mean, Will, you should read the (very brief) article. she says in the interview that climate change is her “flagpole priority” and she’s right that GND is more a slogan not ready to go legislation. the dream remark is given without broader context, sounds dumb but...

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

(ftr I don't care about the clapping but it is funny given the mass-meme-production)

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

Liberals who believe this was a gesture of defiance give you some clue how liberals view political defiance. pic.twitter.com/NcSSWA3gVC

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

see also: Jose Altuve looking slightly serious while Donald Trump spoke at the Astros' post-World Series White House visit and everyone crowing that he was owning Donald Trump or w/e

omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

just personally doesn’t support effective climate change legislation or a M4A

cool, so now we've gone from criticizing an off-hand (but yes, ultimately unhelpful) comment to baldfaced misrepresentation.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

time for the virginia republicans

Breaking: Virginia Sen. Tommy Norment was an editor for VMI yearbook filled with racist photos and slurshttps://t.co/S3Tcj5qIF2

— The Virginian-Pilot (@virginianpilot) February 7, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

Yeah I was wondering when that would happen.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

lol

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

Dems finally went yearbook huntin'

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

The thing about Dennis Perrin tweets is that Morbs is funnier saying the exact same things. Why outsource?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

Not quite as big a catch as three governors but still

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

What happens if the entire VA government has racist yearbook photos?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link

Year of the Yearbook

jmm, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

it's not a catch because as noted, no GOPers will resign over this - esp when they can point to the Dem governor and say "well, HE didn't resign over it, why should I? (also blackface is funny, lighten up!)"

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

/ just personally doesn’t support effective climate change legislation or a M4A/

cool, so now we've gone from criticizing an off-hand (but yes, ultimately unhelpful) comment to baldfaced misrepresentation.


ok I’ll cop to going too far re climate change but for someone with the “skills” I’m always hearing about she can certainly be weirdly dismissive/ tone deaf.

wouldnt kill her to do a little better job bolstering the activist wing who are (1) not wrong, and (2) instrumental in keeping ppl under 40 giving a fuck about the Democratic Party.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

high roading

Asked about Pelosi's "green dream" dig, @AOC says she's not offended. "It *is* a green dream."@SenMarkey jumps in and says, "There is no greater champion on climate change than Nancy Pelosi."

— Alexander Kaufman (@AlexCKaufman) February 7, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

savvy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

yep

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

yup

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

yeeeeep
What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

the Virginia blackface thing is a weird entry point to the discussion of 'ZOMG AMERICA IS RACIST???' like it takes literal dudes in blackface and klan robes to get people riled up..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

It's an easy line for casual racists (i.e. those who haven't put the energy into so blatantly externalizing their racism) to draw.

But people get sick on earth in their human form (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

I feel like there's a great Secret of My Success/King Ralph style 80s movie where every politician in Virginia has a blackface photo until they get to a schlubby first-term Representative who is only in office because he registered as a candidate as a joke then the long-time incumbent had a heart attack at the last minute and he "won" with 100 or so votes and now he's governor

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

I’m excited to join @AOC and @EdMarkey to introduce the #GreenNewDeal. Climate change is real, it threatens all of us, & we have no time to waste to address it head-on.

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) February 7, 2019

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

hell yeah

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

Warren seems pretty good, can't wait for her heritage to become the new e-mails

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

...it takes literal dudes Democrats in blackface and klan robes to get people riled up.

Darrell Alexa Dialect (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

It's so weird that people can elect a president who says he can grab em by the pussy, but if you slightly exaggerate a percent of your heritage, then you are disqualified.

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

earlier this week

“I support a Green New Deal … Climate change is an existential threat to us and we have got to deal with the reality of it,” Kamala Harris says. #HarrisTownHall https://t.co/0EMGUsQFut pic.twitter.com/HJIG0HFQDr

— CNN (@CNN) January 29, 2019

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

It's so weird that people can elect a president who says he can grab em by the pussy, but if you slightly exaggerate a percent of your heritage, then you are disqualified.

no it's not have you seen these people ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

I mean it's not just that, 12 women came out to say Donald Trump definitely sexually assaulted them and people just kinda forgot. which made all the "concern" about the Al Franken thing so gross

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

concern about franken wasn't gross, lack of concern about trump was

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

ppl didn't forget, they didn't give a fuck

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

they don't even try to hide their fucking hypocrisy they revel in it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

well yeah

Franken had to go and so does Northam but every time I see the people who stuck by Trump & Steve King & Roy Moore & Kavanaugh get on TV and yell about how "this is not who we are as Americans!" it makes me feel like vomiting with rage

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

and then in response, this scumbag paraded women who accused his opponent's SPOUSE of sexual misconduct in front of the media. god he's so cartoonishly loathsome.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

The thing about Dennis Perrin tweets is that Morbs is funnier saying the exact same things. Why outsource?

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, February 7, 2019 11:53 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, i fear perrin is negging morbz or something

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link

they don't even try to hide their fucking hypocrisy they revel in it


this. it’s a show of power.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

yeah harris sent out a tester email today asking for signatures to support the GND -- that sublist is gonna be the campaign's gauge of how hard to go in during these early days. i signed. you can sign here.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, in the annals of the newly #woke

Fairfax’s family has been in VA for an awful long time too. You’re probably right that your ancestors would never have voted for him. Indeed, they probably resisted giving his ancestors the vote. Or their freedom. https://t.co/DaXniOSpG6

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) February 7, 2019

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

Asked about Pelosi's "green dream" dig, @AOC says she's not offended. "It *is* a green dream.

if you will it, it is no dream

j., Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

xpost OK, fine, Sean Casten is not a climate scientist, per se, but he is a scientist with a degree in molecular biology and biochemistry and a grad degree in biochemical engineering who has spent his entire career studying and working on environmental issues, which makes him more qualified than or closer to a climate scientist than ... nearly anyone else in congress? Anyway, it looks like he relented and agreed to be in the climate change committee. I was glib when I summed up his position (as I understand it) as "aim low." I think he meant that there are all sorts of things that need to be changed or fixed with the laws we have right now, that might actually have a small chance of getting done, as opposed to spending a lot of time and energy on the green new deal, which sure, maybe it's a good start for a negotiation, but come on, the senate, let alone the white house, is not going to give this so much as a day's debate.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

yeah harris sent out a tester email today asking for signatures to support the GND -- that sublist is gonna be the campaign's gauge of how hard to go in during these early days. i signed. you can sign here.

good. I know Harris has taken some bad stances in the past but if she's willing to get on board with the direction the party is moving *now*, then I don't care

frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link

Don't dream it, new deal it.

nickn, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link


https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, February 7, 2019 11:01 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit.

surely AMI's behavior here surpasses the legal threshold for blackmail?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

seriously. at the very least, it takes cojones to pick a fight with a trillionaire.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

it's amazing that AMI's communications are filled with legalese ("under code such and such...") but it's plain as day that the dynamic here is that of blackmail. the "we will have no choice but to..." phrasing is chilling.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

wowza

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

I know his policy positions are not great across the board, but Adam Schuff is very sharp and I'm glad he's running the Intelligence Committee: http://americablog.com/2019/02/podcast-rep-adam-schiff-talks-trump-russia.html

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link

er, I mean Schiff

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

"we will have no choice but to" is what the mysteriously-accented guy (probably played by John Lithgow) says in that movie where he's holding a phone up to his ear while in the background you see the protagonist's wife writhing while gagged and bound to a chair.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

I'm guessing they're shameless about it because they do it routinely and suffer zero consequences

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

This alleged extortionate conduct by AMI is, among other things, intensely embarrassing to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York. And it is not advisable to be intensely embarrassing to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York.

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

that is insane.

omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link

anything that fucks with The Enquirer is cool by me

sleeve, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link

[polishes guillotine]

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

And if you'd like some context for that southpaw post:

Excellent point. There has been public reporting that Trump pushed Whitaker to control prosecutors in the Southern District of New York. https://t.co/Z6taA1mCUu

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link

I am super offended that they spelled it "dick pick" and they put "manhood" in an extortion email.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

dick pick is a partner at their firm.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

(yeah, i said "firm")

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

What a day. https://t.co/kQcZ42SSDo pic.twitter.com/FFDS0W3Hm4

— Lydia Polgreen (@lpolgreen) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

From the AMI nonprosecution agreement. https://t.co/vsGdEVoqN3 pic.twitter.com/OjdYhXixky

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

someone wanna sum this up for me I'm not scrolling through all that

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:45 (five years ago) link

like, is Pecker going to jail now or something cuz I could use some good news

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:45 (five years ago) link

• Jeff Bezos sent dick pics to his mistress
• The National Enquirer got a hold of them and tried to blackmail Bezos in connection with his ownership of the Washington Post
• Bezos went public about the blackmail
• I was forced yet again to think about the dick of a powerful Seattleite

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link

will never understand why anyone sends a dick pic tbh

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link

Section D

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/875

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link

will never understand why anyone sends a dick pic tbh

― legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, February 7, 2019 3:49 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so that someone will know what ur dick looks like, duh

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

Of COURSE it is Section D

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

so that someone will know what ur dick looks like, duh

― Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, February 7, 2019 11:57 PM (forty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take a creative writing class instead

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

so that someoneany number of randoms will know what ur dick looks like, duh

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

feature not a bug

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

like if you really think it's important that ppl know what yr dick looks like just whip it out, stop being coy or pretending like only that one person you sent it to is going to see it because duh how stupid are you? (stupid enough to think ppl wanna know what yr dick looks like, evidently)

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

Of course. OF COURSE.

how pic.twitter.com/5KWZblu9Lb

— who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. (@herkzzz) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

love that Bezos didn't bother to redact email and phone #s for AMI's attorneys.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

And BTW

Two amazing stories just broke and both involve Saudi Arabia's political influence in this country. 1) Apparently National Enquirer/AMI blackmailed Bezos trying to protect its ties to SA 2) U.S, intel has proof that MBS wanted to kill Post's Khashoggi https://t.co/kgpjU66EDk

— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

will never understand why anyone sends a dick pic tbh

― legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις)

I think people whose dating and courtship careers predate the widespread use of mobile phones / camera phones / text messaging etc. (Like, say, me) will have a harder time (npi) understanding the prevalence of such practices.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 February 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link

well yeah

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Friday, 8 February 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link

jesus christ wtf

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Friday, 8 February 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

Nobody on Trump's side need worry about any flack from SDNY. Didn't they effectively declare their allegiance to Trump in Oct 2016 with their pressure on Comey to publicly connect the Weiner files to the Hillary emails?

Bnad, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link

Hahah no, things have rather changed at this point.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link

Are the Weiner files what I think they are?

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 8 February 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link

Mariotti with the thread:

THREAD: Did the National Enquirer and its parent company commit a crime or otherwise break the law in its recent actions towards Jeff Bezos? https://t.co/mPA0wwPZZB

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link

xps Bnad - no, that was the FBI's NY field office. The SDNY is very much a threat to Trump and co.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

Interesting interview from Burr re the Senate Intelligence Committee's work.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/richard-burr-on-senate-intelligence-committees-russia-investigation-2-years-on/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

My my

A source familiar with the matter tells me that Lavely & Singer, Marty Singer's law firm, did not know in advance that Bezos would be posting this essay. Nor did they know that Bezos would be publishing the threatening emails that AMI sent them.

They found out when we did..wow. https://t.co/dO7jADseG0

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 7, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

Bezos’s investigator in this is the guy who wrote gift of fear

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 February 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

Haha that figures. A certain VP at AWS was and presumably still is obsessed with that book.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 01:14 (five years ago) link

Not unrelated.

In his note, Jeff Bezos mentions a guy named Gavin de Becker; I interviewed de Becker for @TheAtlantic, profiling a new anti-terrorism unit at LAX. Dude is serious business—he has an entire airplane fuselage for training against assassination attempts. https://t.co/A52RyoZch7 pic.twitter.com/wty0Pmbnhj

— Geoff Manaugh (@bldgblog) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:39 (five years ago) link

while this could be just another instance of a trump person dragging their feet just to be a dick about it, there is every indication that this shady AG has shit to hide, or at the very least will do a poor job hiding it under oath.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 February 2019 02:04 (five years ago) link

Bezos's response is actually a textbook example of how to respond to extortion. His consultant, Gavin de Becker, literally did write the textbook - here's the section on extortion from his book "The Gift of Fear": pic.twitter.com/Wt7JDNhBCl

— Leigh Honeywell (@hypatiadotca) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 02:23 (five years ago) link

it's hard to make me sympathetic to jeff bezos, who basically starves his employees to make billions, Gilded Age style, but this has almost done it.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

I dont feel a smidge of sympathy for him but I do admire his balls.

...er, in a manner of speaking.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 8 February 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link

I dont feel a smidge of sympathy for him but I do admire his balls.

...er, in a manner of speaking.

they're really big!

https://www.google.com/search?q=bezos+balls&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjom4SFlKvgAhVFJ30KHa7JDEIQ_AUIDygC&biw=749&bih=497&dpr=1.5

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:07 (five years ago) link

but in his sole act of civic generosity, he allows the public inside them for a few hours two Saturdays a month

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:08 (five years ago) link

lol you have to book at least 30 days in advance, I'd never looked into this before

https://d39w7f4ix9f5s9.cloudfront.net/18/be/aa7655f845b99057cfc6a29b1a69/the-spheres-logo-rgb.svg

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:09 (five years ago) link

it's too bad extortion's not fatal

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:12 (five years ago) link

They need to stop slapping the smile on everything! It doesn’t work on logotypes other than the main “amazon” one. Just use it alone.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link

That’s not a smile; on the Amazon logo it’s an arrow indicating they’ll sell anything from A to Z.

suzy, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:22 (five years ago) link

I know but they call it the “smile” in brand guidelines iirc from working there

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link

it's both at once, obvs

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link

sort of like how the nike symbol is both a "swoosh" and a pipe, representing how the shoes were originally designed as slippers for men to wear while smoking a pipe in their dens.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link

Hm hm hm.

New: Washington Post reporter just said that Bezos’ investigator suspects that “a government agency” intercepted Bezos’ text messages.

— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:05 (five years ago) link

I kind of assume that NSA intercepts all text messages

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

Seeing a suggestion or two it doesn't have to be a US government agency but ehhh

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah meanwhile

New tonight: Former Roger Stone associate Jerome Corsi (aka "Person 1" in Stone's indictment) is suing ... Roger Stone, accusing Stone of defamation for repeatedly saying that Corsi lied https://t.co/p4JLz5aSsR pic.twitter.com/zXKWfHofUd

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link

Oh and earlier today

WOW: Per new court filing, KONSTANTIN KILIMNIK, the Russia intelligence-linked PAUL MANAFORT deputy, was in DC for TRUMP's inauguration, & met with Manafort about a Russia-Ukraine peace plan that we know envisioned a role for Russia-aligned former Ukrainian president YANUKOVYCH. pic.twitter.com/qo4JX2YWPm

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 7, 2019

KEY CONTEXT FROM MUELLER: MANAFORT had motive to hide & lie about the $125k paid to him through the pro-Trump @RebuildingAmNow super PAC because:
1) he was trying to hide his financial problems.
2) he had billed himself to TRUMP (& the world) as working for the campaign for free. pic.twitter.com/6V8cWPXLkG

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 7, 2019

VERY INTERESTING: Prosecutors for MUELLER's team assert that the subject of PAUL MANAFORT's lies about his interactions with his Russian intel-linked deputy KONSTANTIN KILIMNIK during the campaign go "very much to the heart of what the Special Counsel's Office is investigating." pic.twitter.com/Rmttanp4eh

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:17 (five years ago) link

Kind of odd for Mueller’s team to be speaking about the case, right? They’re usually pretty tight-lipped

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:28 (five years ago) link

It’s a court filing....

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 February 2019 06:07 (five years ago) link

It's consistent with the theory and of what we've seen in filings periodically, that unredacted details are the way Mueller gives us a road mapping of where the investigation is at.

comesayhey, Friday, 8 February 2019 12:42 (five years ago) link

hey, good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 February 2019 12:47 (five years ago) link

Norm’s Superego (silby) at 9:29 7 Feb 19

I know but they call it the “smile” in brand guidelines iirc from working there


um pretty sure suzy went to high school with the Amazon logo so

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 February 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link

Hahahaha no, but one of my closest friends from school moved to London with her husband, an Amazon SVP (he left a few years ago and is now a gazillion times happier running a big startup).

suzy, Friday, 8 February 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link

<3

⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link

tfw you live in London and work in Slough..

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

I hate billionaires but Bezos is acting admirably here. 👍

Trϵϵship, Friday, 8 February 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link

he is ably showing one how to deal with a bully

whoa is me (stevie), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link

Right. It’s incredible AMI has been doing this so long and, seemingly, people caved every time.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 8 February 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link

Hey man they’re on the case.

BREAKING: AMERICAN MEDIA, LLC RESPONSE TO STATEMENT BY JEFF BEZOS: pic.twitter.com/SWg17REDyx

— Ryan Ruggiero (@RyanRuggiero) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

They can’t argue the pics were “newsworthy” if they were willing to stash them in exchange for terms. I’m no lawyer but

Trϵϵship, Friday, 8 February 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link

He's riled up this morning.

Not only did Senator Burr’s Committee find No Collusion by the Trump Campaign and Russia, it’s important because they interviewed 200 witnesses and 300,000 pages of documents, & the Committee has direct access to intelligence information that’s Classified. @GreggJarrett

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2019


Now we find out that Adam Schiff was spending time together in Aspen with Glenn Simpson of GPS Fusion, who wrote the fake and discredited Dossier, even though Simpson was testifying before Schiff. John Solomon of @thehill

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2019


The mainstream media has refused to cover the fact that the head of the VERY important Senate Intelligence Committee, after two years of intensive study and access to Intelligence that only they could get, just stated that they have found NO COLLUSION between “Trump” & Russia....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2019


...It is all a GIANT AND ILLEGAL HOAX, developed long before the election itself, but used as an excuse by the Democrats as to why Crooked Hillary Clinton lost the Election! Someday the Fake News Media will turn honest & report that Donald J. Trump was actually a GREAT Candidate!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link

they interviewed 200 witnesses and 300,000 pages of documents

⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

"Trump"

j., Friday, 8 February 2019 14:53 (five years ago) link

He's got a lot of time on his hands since he's stuck in the waiting room at the doctor's office.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

it's weird for a guy who's been president for two years to be desperately insistent that he was a great candidate for president

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

It's weird for a human being to behave the way Donald Trump behaves throughout his every waking moment.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link

yeah its pretty clear that he doesn't fear any legal trouble (the idea of suffering any real consequence whatsoever is totally foreign to him) but the idea of people thinking's he's illegitimate or only won because of interference terrifies him

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

damn this Whitaker dude is a fucking stooge to the highest degree

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

lol he couldn't look more guilty if he tried

still doing better than Kavanaugh though

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

it's weird for a guy who's been president for two years to be desperately insistent that he was a great candidate for president


he’s been officially running for 2020 since the day after he was sworn in

maura, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

Jerry Nadler asks Matthew Whitaker if he has ever been asked to approve any request or action to be taken by the Special Counsel.

Whitaker: "Mr. Chairman, I see that your five minutes is up."

The response in the room is remarkable. Via CSPAN2 pic.twitter.com/UAcOyulX46

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 8, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

it's not so much chutzpah as the boneheaded hubris of trying to fly to the sun

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/xeXMKtA.png

If that's not a smile, then I guess they were trying to make an 'Er indoors joke.

pplains, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

who among these clowns is actually in jail serving a sentence at this moment? am I correct that the number is zero?

sleeve, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link

i think so. manafort is a convicted felon and his sentencing is currently scheduled for next month.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 8 February 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

so Trump can still pardon everyone, right?

sleeve, Friday, 8 February 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

not totally sure about pardon timing but I believe it comes after sentencing, not conviction

sleeve, Friday, 8 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

If they're still cooperating, it would be obstruction of justice.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

Jerry Nadler asks Matthew Whitaker if he has ever been asked to approve any request or action to be taken by the Special Counsel.

Whitaker: "Mr. Chairman, I see that your five minutes is up."

The response in the room is remarkable. Via CSPAN2 pic.twitter.com/UAcOyulX46
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 8, 2019

[polishes guillotine some more]

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

pardoning can happen any time. bush pardoned many of the iran-contra players before their trials were finished

k3vin k., Friday, 8 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

so again my stance on all this gleeful hand-rubbing abt whatever "latest development" there is with Mueller is "wake me up when one of these people suffers actual consequences"

sleeve, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

It's always step by step. Thus:

NEW: Federal prosecutors are reviewing the National Enquirer’s handling of its story about Jeff Bezos’ extramarital affair to determine if the company violated an earlier cooperation deal with prosecutors, according to two people familiar with the matter, Bloomberg News reports.

— Courtney Norris (@courtneyknorris) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

Pause a moment and consider the way Jeff Bezos was being threatened. Now envision what Trump’s pal at the National Enquirer has on Ted Cruz, and ask yourself why Cruz went from hating Trump to loving him. Now do the same thing for Lindsey Graham. And all those Evangelicals. 😈

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 8, 2019

I mean, kinda makes sense

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

I mean, I wouldn't automatically assume that as a catch-all explanation but I certainly do assume that or something very like that as an explanation in many (perhaps even most) of the cases where some governmental figure or another is an unwavering stan of President Unflushed Toilet.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

yeah, all those evangelicals would DEFINITELY turn on cruz and graham if they knew they had done sinful things!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

I think that's referring to people like Jerry Falwell Jr. and the pool boy story?

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

ooooooh, yeah, you're right, sorry! i misread it.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

meanwhile...Candice Owens arguing that Hitler would've been fine had he just stuck to killing all the Jews in Germany? am I reading this right?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy5mIgdWsAAW90k.jpg:large

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

tfw your shameless right wing grift boxes you unto arguing that the holocaust was fine, actually

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

Pause a moment and consider the way Jeff Bezos was being threatened. Now envision what Trump’s pal at the National Enquirer has on Ted Cruz, and ask yourself why Cruz went from hating Trump to loving him. Now do the same thing for Lindsey Graham. And all those Evangelicals. 😈
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 8, 2019

I'm envisioning various foreign governments intercepting private information about prominent figures, passing some of that info along to the Enquirer (and/or other parties), who will use it to blackmail those figures. maybe this sounds a little Louis Mensch or something, but Bezos's Medium post definitely points in this direction....

worrisome.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

i mean, the governments of saudi arabia and russia and whomever else have a lot more power to snoop around than the enquirer or daily mail have on their own, but they also know that the enquirer has a long history of (effectively) blackmailing people and thus their information could be effectively passed through the experts in that profession.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

Bezos’ investigator suspects that “a government agency” intercepted Bezos’ text messages.

Hmmm. He doesn't specify which nation's government.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

so i assume Ronan Farrow's blackmail was over some gay dungeon video

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

trump is president and the national enquirer is a major source for news
everything is upsidedown

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

candace owens is so dumb

maura, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

just like... that’s the best conservatives can do. really shows you how much power money has

maura, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

XPS Ronan Farrow's is him enjoying A Midsummer's Sex Comedy.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

He doesn't specify which nation's government.

Bezos hints:

Pecker and his company have also been investigated for various actions they’ve taken on behalf of the Saudi Government

Several days ago, an AMI leader advised us that Mr. Pecker is ‘apoplectic’ about our investigation. For reasons still to be better understood, the Saudi angle seems to hit a particularly sensitive nerve.

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

man Gavin de Becker is probably the best dude to have in your corner with this type of scenario.

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

I thought the bezos pics were likely stolen by Sanchez's brother who dutifully delivered them to Roger Stone who passed them on to pecker.

BrianB, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

Pecker bozos pick fight with Bezos over pecker pics

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

Dirty Sanchez pics from Roger Stone were not the leverage pecker assumed over bezos.

BrianB, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

We've finally reached the point in our journey to the wholesale implosion of reality where the absurdity of someone named Pecker threatening to release someone else's dick picks (sic) barely musters an ironic titter.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

Pecker bozos pick fight with Bezos over pecker pics

A+

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

xpost How quickly we forget Anthony Weiner.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

man Gavin de Becker is probably the best dude to have in your corner with this type of scenario.

― omar little, Friday, February 8, 2019 8:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah well when you can afford the very best....

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

Any editor worth their salt would scrawl 'TOO ON-THE-NOSE' across this manuscript and ship it back to its author.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

Meantime, pretty as a picture.

Roger Stone argues against gag order, says he's no Kim Kardashian https://t.co/oMhVH1Obqx pic.twitter.com/57Prj3qHpk

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) February 8, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link

he's right!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 February 2019 21:17 (five years ago) link

dick picks (sic)

hmmm

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link

sick dick picks sic

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

How do we know they're not talking about Grateful Dead bootlegs?

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 8 February 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link

BEZOS HOARDS BETTY BOARDS.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 February 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

a below-the-belt selfie, or "Grateful Dead bootleg"

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Friday, 8 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link


Any editor worth their salt would scrawl 'TOO ON-THE-NOSE' across this manuscript and ship it back to its author.
― Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Friday, February 8, 2019 8:48 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't recall any nose play being part of the threatened blackmail but maybe I should re-read the Medium post

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 8 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link

I remember peckers, not noses

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 February 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link

"Pecker bozos pick fight with Bezos over pecker pics"

Yes but it's also Pecker v. De Becker!

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 February 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

The past 24 hours seen an insane amount of news break about the Trump Org. To recap 1/

— Zach Everson (@Z_Everson) February 8, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 8 February 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link

Rich Dick Picks De Pecker to Pressure Pecker on Dick Pics?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 February 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link

Jeff Bezos' Penis at the Old Renaissance Fairgrounds, Veneta CA 72

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/02/heres-why-your-tax-refund-is-lower-this-year.html

Yep I have to pay for the first time ever

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 9 February 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link

because I was laid off and got a large-ish severance, I may get a refund for the first time in eons

Orange Shithead gets no credit

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 February 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

What da fuck

North Korea, under the leadership of Kim Jong Un, will become a great Economic Powerhouse. He may surprise some but he won’t surprise me, because I have gotten to know him & fully understand how capable he is. North Korea will become a different kind of Rocket - an Economic one!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2019

frogbs, Saturday, 9 February 2019 13:56 (five years ago) link

Flattery works on him, so...

innocence adjacent (Sanpaku), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:00 (five years ago) link

https://g.christianbook.com/dg/product/cbd/f400/487313.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:06 (five years ago) link

My God, he thinks Kim is Mao. He really believes it. Oh, Christ. Oh, no. https://t.co/zUiWjAIXez

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 9, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link

WASHINGTON (AP) — Congressional bargainers are working toward a border security deal amid indications that the White House is preparing to accept a bipartisan agreement that would give President Donald Trump a fraction of the money he’s demanded for his proposed southern border wall.

Participants said they expect money for physical barriers to end up well below the $5.7 billion that Trump has sought to begin construction of the wall, which has attained iconic significance for him and his conservative supporters. Underscoring the clout he’s lost during a battle that’s dominated the opening weeks of divided government, the amount seems sure to fall much closer to $1.6 billion, the participants said, a figure that was in a bipartisan Senate bill last year.

“That’s what we’re working toward,” said Rep. Lucille Roybal-Allard, D-Calif., one bargainer.

...Coupled with a widespread expectation that the agreement would not use the term “wall,” the pact would represent a significant retreat for Trump, for whom “Build the wall!” has been a battle cry since his presidential campaign.

Democrats seemed to draw a firm line on spending.

“Throughout the talks, Democrats have insisted that a border security compromise not be overly reliant on physical barriers,” said Evan Hollander, spokesman for Democrats who control the House Appropriations Committee. “We will not agree to $2 billion in funding for barriers.”

...The aide also said the agreement need not contain the term “wall,” a word that Trump has lately alternated between embracing and abandoning.

ZERO MONEY FOR THE GODDAMN WALL "PHYSICAL BARRIER"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

democrats won't agree to $2 billion for a wall. but they will agree to $1.6 billion for "physical barriers". isn't this the exact number that fuck schumer floated a month ago? ZERO DOLLARS. ZERO.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

1.6 B is really jack shit in terms of actually doing anything

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

1.6 B to take down all that razor wire.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link

Holding the House gives the dems enough power to make Trump retreat a considerable distance, but not enough to force through non-negotiable demands. Believing he could simply force the issue was Trump's big mistake; Pelosi knows enough not to make the same error. When you can't get the full victory, you look for the symbolic victory and accept you'll only get part of what you want. The war against Trumpism won't be won in one battle.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

When you can't get the full victory, you look for the symbolic victory and accept you'll only get part of what you want.

this is what normal presidents, even bad ones, have done. They understand politics that much.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

1.6 B is really jack shit in terms of actually doing anything

that's true. but give them 1.6 billion this year and they'll ask for (and will get) 2 billion next year, too. it's a symbol of racism. that's why republicans want it. that's why democrats should completely oppose it. if the opposition asks for $6 billion to construct a giant confederate flag in space, you don't compromise by giving them $1.6 billion to build a "large permanent national symbol of southern heritage in the cosmos", you give them ZERO DOLLARS

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

what makes you think they'll get $2 billion next year?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

if there's a bipartisan agreement to spend $1.6 billion on a wall, why not?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

If you plan to make this symbolic fight the opening salvo of a fight to the death with racism, with no compromise until total victory, then look at US history and prepare to lose.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

at that point, you've ceded the whole "this is totally racist and shouldn't be constructed at all" point, which is arguably important, and instead moved the debate to the amount of dollars that should be spent on it

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

they JUST had this battle. the 35-day shutdown. the majority of the country was clearly AGAINST the wall. this is fucking ridiculous, you guys. standing against this is not a commitment to never compromise until racism is eradicated - that is a ridiculous extrapolation.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

Part of the Dems' calculation is to get Trump back to their December bargaining posture before he threw his tantrum, thus showing what an idiot he was all along. In fact, isn't the latest proposal less than the December? I'm on the road, can't look.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

Don’t text and drive

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link

Racism eradicated? That's like me saying we must eradicate homophobia. Fight it? Hells yeah. In a series of small victories.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link

of course. but $1.6 billion is no kind of "small victory". that is a step TOWARD racism, not a step away from it.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

you don't reward the dumb fuck who proposed the wall by giving him only part of what he wants.

wtf, i feel like i must be misunderstanding everyone, this is insane

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

3.6 B is really jack shit in terms of actually doing anything

Frederik B, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

*bloodcurdling scream*

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

No, Karl, you're right. But giving the racist some symbolism and money that does nothing, while taking away some his power and handing it to the very minorities he hates, that is not a bad deal. If that's the deal they make. And that's a big if.

Frederik B, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

putting aside the idea that it's ok to support a racist idea if it's not ultimately going to be effective - which i totally disagree with - how does this hand power to people of color?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

The idea is barriers is like whatever—up to others if this makes sense as border security. “The Wall” is a monument to racism, so no money for “barriers” now. Karl otm.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

The context of Trump’s despicable campaign and presidency changes everything.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

the majority of the country was clearly AGAINST the wall... i must be misunderstanding everyone, this is insane

The problem here is that the opposition to the wall among that majority is not as uniformly grounded in opposition to racism or rooted in as strong as basis of emotion as yours, Karl. If the House democrats move forward on the assumption that the country will stand behind them, no matter how long the government is shut down and turmoil increases, they will very soon find that a majority of the country is clearly AGAINST that principled stand, because the middle had moved back and only people like you stood fast.

I strongly believe that is the ugly reality we all are working within. And yes, it is insane. You may have noticed there's a lot of that going around right now.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

the democrats are the ones with the upper hand here. they just waited out a 35 day shutdown that was obviously trump's fault and they stood their ground. the JUST fought this battle and won. several hundred news cycles ago, also known as January 4, 2019 - THIRTY-FIVE DAYS AGO - Pelosi said "The fact is, a wall is an immorality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPBUHYMMF4

they JUST fought this battle. if trump wants to shut down the government again on the 15th, he can do it. and he'll lose again. it's so fucking obvious that even REPUBLICANS are getting uncomfortable with the idea of shutting down the government again. why compromise now, after clearly gaining the upper hand? would republicans EVER do such a thing on a position they care about, if they clearly had the upper hand? NO, of course not. democrats shouldn't stand their ground on this just to win political points and crush the opposition. they should stand their ground on it because it's the right thing to do, and it just so happens that in the process they will win political points and crush the opposition

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

(Karl looks at his cards and pushes all his chips on the table.)

I wish it were that simple to crush the opposition.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Who is to say Trump would even sign anything with less than what he asked for? The only risk the Dems run is the appearance that they are unwilling to compromise at all, which is not much of a risk, because in the House it only matters when they're up for reelection again in a couple of years, and at the rate we're going by the time that happens it will be old news a million times over.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link

If the House democrats move forward on the assumption that the country will stand behind them, no matter how long the government is shut down and turmoil increases, they will very soon find that a majority of the country is clearly AGAINST that principled stand, because the middle had moved back and only people like you stood fast.

even if this may be true (i don't think that's what would or will happen, but it is possible), people of conscience should go blood-curdling screaming into that good night. you know the Henry Clay quote about a good compromise leaving both sides dissatisfied? well, if the compromise is $1.6 billion for a symbol of racism that would be visible from space, then how about people of good conscience stand up and be dissatisfied?? why just quietly accept it as the only possible outcome?? ESPECIALLY when this is a fight that they can actually win outright, with zero dollars for the wall?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

The only risk the Dems run is the appearance that they are unwilling to compromise at all, which is not much of a risk

the thing is, they have been exceeeeeeeeeedingly willing to compromise up to this point! they've been willing to support billions of dollars for cameras, sensors, drones, tech-centric solutions, etc, that would actually be far more cost-effective against illegal crossings than a wall that pretty much every expert in the entire world agrees is fucking STUPID AND CHILDLIKE in addition to INCREDIBLY RACIST.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

ok, stepping away from the thread now. i respect you all and i know you're acting in a way that you think is reasonable. but i just can't face this world, this world that we live in, right now, in a sober state. i will be back to make fart jokes on a different thread later in the day, i'm sure

****BLOODCURDLING SCREAM****

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

nothing but respect for my mailman.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link

how about people of good conscience stand up and be dissatisfied??

great idea. we need our John Browns. but please reserve the bulk of your dissatisfaction for the fucking stupid racist in the White House and all his willing enablers, while grumbling under your breath that those who oppose his racist objectives were not able to force him to abandon the issue and chose instead to sign on to a less than optimal result.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

i don't expect any better out of trump and his supporters. i know what they are and what they stand for at this point. i do expect better out of everyone else. democrats are not forced to compromise on this. you know the FDR quote to Randolph - "make me do it"? here's an idea: let's MAKE THEM DO IT

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

FDR had an overwhelmingly democratic Congress during almost his entire 16 years in the presidency.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

*muffled bloodcurdling scream on the other side of the mountain*

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

Karl, go play Dead Cells (but check my reply to your post in that thread first).

Stateleee, Plump Buck Mulleeegan (Leee), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

I know what you mean. But I feel compelled to point out that for all his power FDR made only feeble efforts to oppose racism on any level but symbolism, because a very large bloc of his Congressional backing was from the Solid South and blacks were almost absent from seats of political power. He not only compromised on racism, he practically gave in without a fight, because of how the power was arrayed.

You can deplore Trump and the Republicans with my hearty endorsement, but they have the veto and the votes to win an all-out showdown and must be reckoned with. You see this as a no-brain winning issue, but the past several decades of elections give a very mixed picture on that.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

*muffled bloodcurdling scream on the other side of the mountain*

ZS OTM

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link

xposts
earlier this morning i had a great build and was *this* close to defeating Conjunctivius before completely blowing it and dying. then a few minutes later i learned that the new democratic position is to compromise with racism, and then i learned that most people here think that's a reasonable position and that it's the best that democrats can do, which is just sad. so i'm going to play "drink whisky at 2pm" instead. at least that's something i can count on

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

but they have the veto and the votes to win an all-out showdown and must be reckoned with.

i disagree with this premise. didn't this scenario play out during the entire month of january? who won that all-out showdown?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link

Karl otm

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link

that it's the best that democrats can do

as of today, under present circumstances. tomorrow they can look for further opportunities to push the rock a bit further uphill. hoos would tell you to go out and find something that feels like you are contributing to the solution. if you're just waiting for politicians to have their come-to-Jesus moment, that moment will come much faster if you put some energy into speeding up the process.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

FDR had an overwhelmingly democratic Congress during almost his entire 16 years in the presidency.

― A is for (Aimless)

ENTIRELY Democratic Congress until his death, but he lost some control after more Southern Dems elected in 1938.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:19 (five years ago) link

Karl, I love you, but like I do with Treesh, I advise you to step away. You've been posting for hours. It's a Saturday. Go play ball or something.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

as of today, under present circumstances.

why? what do you think will happen if feb 15 - the deadline to pass a budget before the government shuts down again - comes and the democratic position is "we will not support any funding for a wall in the budget"? what do you think trump and the republicans will do?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

because i cherish bipartisanship, i support a compromise offering $1 for the wall. let him declare victory on that

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

if millions of government employees went without wages for 35 days so democrats could haggle over whether they’d agree to spend 5 billion or 1.5 billion on a wall, that seems not great

k3vin k., Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

xps. it depends. McConnell is smart enough to immediately put a stake in the ground at that $1.6 billion figure and say, "we compromised by this much, but the Democrats prefer to shut down the government again". what Trump would do is anyone's guess, because he will take at least three different positions in the first day and then watch FOX News to see which one to keep.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

if millions of government employees went without wages for 35 days so democrats could haggle over whether they’d agree to spend 5 billion or 1.5 billion on a wall, that seems not great

― k3vin k., Saturday, February 9, 2019 3:26 PM

yeah uh I was going to mention this point! While we're debating whether Dems are caving, we face putting federal workers in food lines again. Yesterday NPR ran a report about how poorly the firm subcontracted by the government to issue paychecks has fucked up retroactive pay. I totally get a low level national park employee saying, "You know what? Give him a billion. I want normality restored."

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

correct. then, as he faces the television screens displaying his inner circle of advisors - hannity, ann coulter, fox & friends - he will hear their voices commanding him to build the wall. then, he'll either:

a) shut down the government again. democrats stand their ground. the january shutdown repeats itself. americans are exhausted. it is clearly trump's fault. he is the biggest advocate for the wall. no one talked about the wall until he came along. the wall is the issue that is preventing the budget from passing. the majority of americans don't want the wall. we just went through this a month ago. the democratic position then was not "the wall is too expensive", it was "the wall is immoral." amazingly, in the month of february, that's still true. eventually trump relents. again. somewhere in there he tries to declare a national emergency and all of that drama plays out. democrats are remembered for standing up to trump and agreeing to ZERO dollars for a racist wall, and with every year that passes it becomes more and more clear that they were on the right side of history.

b) trump gets mad at the world and gives in. he goes golfing. he declares a national emergency and all of that drama plays out. democrats are remembered for standing up to trump and agreeing to ZERO dollars for a racist wall, and with every year that passes it becomes more and more clear that they were on the right side of history.

or you know, they could just compromise now and be remembered as the party that compromised with racism.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

xpost

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

Yeah I’m with KM on this one. Give him nothing. It’s a losing issue for him and the dumb wall is pretty much the only thing that’s hurt him politically.

frogbs, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

it is clearly trump's fault.

clear things have a way of being muddied when filtered through a dozen days of spin cycle and media blarg. the dysfunction and pain will be very clear, but the game of blame-shifting is a tug-of-war. if trump decided to say "I was prepared to sign the bill with the $1.6 billion, much as I hated it" then odds are the mushy middle would see the democrats as the intransigent party.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

perhaps, but imo in the history of government shutdowns, the republicans are almost always seen, correctly, as the party to blame.

i do know one thing, though - if enough democrats agree to this $1.6 billion wall compromise to pass the bill, then that's the end. they lost. and as much as the seasoned political veterans of ilx seem to think otherwise, the republicans will be back next year with a demand for more money for the wall. and what will democrats say then?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

completely otm along with Doctor Casino's posts on this subject back in January

sleeve, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

They'd say "no", then wait to see what the other side does.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

they'd say no? how would they say no? how would they respond when republicans (rightfully, for once) point out that they supported spending on the bill in feb 2019?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

on the wall, that is

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

and ironically, the only way, in that situation, that democrats could say "no" to more border wall spending in 2020 is if their base pushed them to refuse to spend the money. which is what should be happening RIGHT NOW, when you (and others) think it's ok to compromise on it!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

This is not rocket science. They could say $1.6 billion was the full amount they were prepared to spend and that they would have preferred to spend zero, but had to compromise to keep the government functioning.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

leave the political calculations and the compromises to the politicians. that's their job. it's not the job of citizens to guess at what the compromise will be and preemptively accept it. it's our job to think about what is actually RIGHT and push our leaders to do it

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

Karl, tell it to Congress. We know your position. They don't. My own rep is a blue dog democrat useless piece of crap on this stuff and I intend to back anyone left of him who tries to primary him in 2020. He knows it, too. I told him.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

when democratic politicians look around them right now, testing the waters on a potential compromise, they should be aware that the people that voted for them strongly oppose the wall. it doesn't help when they look around and their supporters are like "well, i guess this is the best we could do, yeah it's ok, go get 'em next year"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

that's their job.

right. it is their job. they are doing it. now you do yours.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

ok. part of my job is convincing people on the left not to be ok with compromising with racism.

This is not rocket science. They could say $1.6 billion was the full amount they were prepared to spend and that they would have preferred to spend zero, but had to compromise to keep the government functioning.

let me drop some rocket science-level political tactics on you - then the republicans would threaten another government shutdown, again, unless they get their $1.6 billion, again.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link

anyway, i'm going to do everyone a favor and make like a tree and walk my dog. if i see any left-leaning politicians out there i'll be sure to update them on what i said in this thread

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link

then the republicans would threaten another government shutdown, again, unless they get their $1.6 billion, again.

to which the democrats would say, "well, it's your funeral" and they'd be right.

you are positing that this is a all-or-nothing situation and once they spend dollar one they are somehow morally obligated to capitulate forever. that isn't how it works. but you are otm about it being the job of voters to push them to do what is right and their job to figure out how to ride all the cross-currents that come with the position.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:15 (five years ago) link

i'll be sure to update them on what i said in this thread

they have phones

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:16 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/y0NyMmK.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

Very nice, except that that arrow points to the right.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

McConnell is smart enough to immediately put a stake in the ground at that $1.6 billion figure

Trump rejected $1.6 billion in December. Why offer it again?

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

heat check

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

Trump rejected $1.6 billion in December. Why offer it again?

― The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic),

If he refuses (again), he and the GOP look even worse

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPmTp9up26w

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

not sure how i’m ending up with km but he is right and i’m thinking this is where dems should aggressively try to flip the table on him and say you get 0 for a wall, you will formalize protctions for dreamers somehow, and you will authorize corrective compensation for those workers affected by the shutdown, with the cost coming from some bullshit he’s trying to expand. I guess im insane but i’d try to make him eat shit.

Hunt3r, Saturday, 9 February 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

The Dems should just be very specific and loud about all the things they *do* want, so that when Trump demands money for a wall the public knows exactly what he is turning down, including many programs and plans (inc. security options, sure) that people like. Then it won't be them turning down Trump, it will be Trump turning down all the things they are offering.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

The pitiful, transparent defensiveness on display again. Also, the schedule story's been out there for close to a week, and this was the best he could come up with?

The media was able to get my work schedule, something very easy to do, but it should have been reported as a positive, not negative. When the term Executive Time is used, I am generally working, not relaxing. In fact, I probably work more hours than almost any past President.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 10, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

He's defensive cos "executive time" is code for "boning"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

No it’s not. He’s watching tv.

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

They make that kind of TV

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

another volunteering at the oval office. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the tv. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

watching tv and, i presume, napping.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

"Nappin' and Fappin'" (f. Killer Mike)

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

fun detail at the end of the NYT story on the breakdown of border wall/shutdown negotiations:


If Mr. Trump declares a national emergency to build the wall, critics are expected to file suit in court to block construction and halt any funds shifted to the project. Democratic lawmakers, particularly in the House, are also preparing legislation that would limit the president’s ability to do so.

To stave off a court challenge, one proposal circulating among some White House officials, including those close to Stephen Miller, the president’s top domestic policy adviser, is to claim that the wall would be built to protect the more than 5,000 active-duty troops now operating near the southwestern border or deploying there soon.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

And Saturday, following the announcement of the Massachusetts Democrat's presidential campaign, Trump tweeted, "See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!"— seen as a reference to the Trail of Tears.

jesus christ, i didn't even think of this when i read that tweet

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link

monster

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

i'm not even one of these people jumping for people to resign over offensive comments, but this is so hateful

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

yeah, that was clearly his intent

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

srsly can he just murder-suicide one or two of his idiot kids already

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

i took it as a generic "on the trail" western reference (which is offensive enough in context), but you guys might be right.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

especially because he was referencing little bighorn and things last week. he's definitely trying to needle her with american indian references

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

it's possible he doesn't really know what the trail of tears actually was, but it doesn't really matter—he's such trash

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

the administration has made it a point for two years to make love to Andrew Jackson's corpse. I'm sure Trail of Tears was on a Powerpoint slide prepared by Jared in June 2017.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

i think gummy is right tbh, if only because i cannot imagine trump remembering that the Trail of Tears was even a thing, versus having seen movies with native peoples following "trails" or "Indian Trail Road" being in the names of real estate developments for which he was shown colorful large-format illustrations

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

hell, he might have been glancing at jackson as he tweeted

https://i.imgur.com/oPFaLq8.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

I'm sure he knows about the Trail of Tears.

Trump is staunch admirer of Andrew Jackson, the president who signed the Indian Removal Act that instigated the forced westward march of the Trail of Tears. A portrait of Jackson hangs in Trump's Oval Office, and Steve Bannon once gave the president a reading list full of biographies of his fellow populist leader.

jmm, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

i think he knows the phrase "trail of tears" and was thinking about it, honestly, even if he doesn't know exactly what it was. as with so much with this guy though, i end up feeling like

https://media0.giphy.com/media/it8307a0XxlVS/giphy.gif

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

Last night I read that Trump Jr. called out the racism in the TRAIL tweet by retweeting a critic. Hopefully that really happened.

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

i understand the inclination to assume that his actions are motivated by him being incredibly dumb and ignorant, but i think after watching him for a few years we can safely assume that he is driven even more by his racism

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

i would like him to no longer be part of my life

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

steven miller who prob composes half of trump’s tweets and is also reified hate def know what trail means in the context of warren

Clay, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

Donald Trump Jr. expressed delighted at his father’s latest racist tweet. He posted a photo of it to Instagram, and, seemingly determined to one-up his dad's bigotry, captioned it with a slur against Native peoples. "Savage!!!!" wrote Trump Jr. "Love my President.”

jmm, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

no love for don but i don't think he means it that way

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

Last night I read that Trump Jr. called out the racism in the TRAIL tweet by retweeting a critic. Hopefully that really happened.

― ٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck)

wherever you read that, you should make a note to ever trust them again with anything

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

don jr also quoted noted small hand haver and new york media darling turned conservative douche michael malice

maura, Sunday, 10 February 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

speaking of quoting media ppl

Fox News’ @PeteHegseth admits, unprompted, that he hasn’t washed his hands in 10 years.

“Germs are not a real thing,” Pete says. “I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.” pic.twitter.com/9hsAb9YA9j

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 10, 2019

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Monday, 11 February 2019 05:31 (five years ago) link

Cf jesus, morality, common sense

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 February 2019 06:23 (five years ago) link

Shame that is presumably something trump won't pick up on from Fox, might just be rid of him that much faster. I assume that being a germophobe is as much of a heartfelt belief as he has about anything. Or is this going to morph into a tweeted comment later on.

Stevolende, Monday, 11 February 2019 07:39 (five years ago) link

sometimes I forget that the President is a literal rapist

The Democrats are so self righteous and ANGRY! Loosen up and have some fun. The Country is doing well!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

good morning!!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link

Trump 2020: Loosen Up!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2019 14:47 (five years ago) link

I'm never sure how to respond when a backed-up font of seething rage insists that I loosen up and enjoy myself.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:00 (five years ago) link

love trumps hate

#resist

j., Monday, 11 February 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

(35% of americans) love trump's hate
#medialiteracycrisis

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

It's dumb to treat it as in any way comparable to Steve King or other movement racists in positions of power, but yes, it's true, Omar is using language whose force is derived from an old robust anti-Semitic tradition, and it's good for her to know that. She can (and should) go after Netanyahu and his fans in Congress without shading into the "follow the money" stuff. I think Hemd Amry has this right

No, criticism of Israel isn’t anti-semitism, just like criticism of a Muslim majority state isn’t islamophobia, by default. However racist or bigoted tropes can be intentionally or unintentionally triggered in making those critiques and yes that matters-it always matters.

— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) February 11, 2019

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

seems fair

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:49 (five years ago) link

AIPAC spent $3.5 million dollars in 2018 alone on lobbying costs--and 3.2 in 2017 and so on (see here: https://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/clientsum.php?id=D000046963&year=2017). Commenting on this doesn't seem out of place?

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

The AIPAC remark was completely accurate, people are objecting to her particular framing and language which I think is fair. What's not fair is the assumption of bad faith and the lumping in of anti-Zionism / BDS / political criticism of Israel more generally with anti-Semitism, which tbh is what I see the majority of commentators doing

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

xp

Michael Bloomberg spent twenty times that much on Democrats in the 2018 election cycle (and George Soros another $13m) and yes there is something creepy when Kevin McCarthy talks about them trying to "buy the election."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

I guess I'm just not seeing it in those two tweets that are quoted. "Follow the money" has like 1000 stronger associations than anti-semitism unless you're trying to discredit anyone who doesn't support Israel's settler colonialism?

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

In other news: Erick Erickson is on board!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link

no platfrorm for lester freamon

j., Monday, 11 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

lobbying =/= election cycle money. Apples and oranges.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

I guess I'm just not seeing it in those two tweets that are quoted.

That's cool, I don't think Omar saw it either, I truly don't think it's her intent to use this stuff, but trust me, it's there.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

whoa who could've thought Erick Erickson had no principles

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

trust me, it's there.

I really don't think it is

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

I mean otherwise I don't get what the non-anti-semitic way would be to insinuate that campaign donations and lobbying money are part of the reason for widespread support for Israel among politicians, which they obviously are. She didn't tweet a picture of a fanged octopus with "AIPAC" on it, she just said "It's all about the benjamins."

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

The good way would be to use the word "part" where you used it, the bad way is to use the word "all" where she used it. This is not a minor distinction.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link

pretty simple: even when it's true you just uh have to be deliberate and careful and not glib when you're arguing that Jewish groups are using money to manipulate politicians?

sean gramophone, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

yep. it sucks that ppl who are already out on a pretty lonely limb with this sentiment also have to be exceptionally careful about it but them's the breaks

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link

unfortunately I think this is also correct

Open challenge for any of the "Omar should have criticized AIPAC in a way that cannot be spun as anti-Semitic" people to do it.

If this site should have taught us anything by now, it's that cynics and reactionaries can always twist your words to mean any damn thing they want.

— Carl Beijer (@CarlBeijer) February 11, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

(if those seem contradictory, I'll boil it down to: she could and should definitely have chosen her words more carefully but also she can't win with many of these ppl)

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

Careful who you call “these people” boyo

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

STFU

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

sincerely, one of "these people"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

obv the aipac lobby is powerful, but it's also disingenuous to say that there aren't plenty of ideological and political reasons for moderate dems and republicans to support israel.

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

That's a more fair point imo.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

xp

I don't think she could have criticized AIPAC in a way that opportunistic GOP hacks couldn't spin as anti-Semitic, I'm just saying she could have criticized AIPAC in a way *I* wouldn't perceive as anti-Semitic.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

Sorry, I said that badly. I don't even perceive what she said as anti-Semitic, it's more that I perceive it drawing power from ambient anti-Semitism.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

Worst afx record

DJI, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

Careful who you call “these people” boyo

I felt like I was pretty clearly referring to Israel's vocal public supporters, many of whom are not Jewish, but go off

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

It's hard for me to imagine a way a leftist woman of color in a hijab could criticize anything Israel-related that wouldn't get this treatment. But sure, dance more gracefully across the minefield.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

I mean, I think outside of AIPAC and congressional PR offices, some of the negative reaction is sincere, but at some point well-meaning people are contributing to an atmosphere in which debate is impossible

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

The AIPAC remark was completely accurate, people are objecting to her particular framing and language which I think is fair. What's not fair is the assumption of bad faith and the lumping in of anti-Zionism / BDS / political criticism of Israel more generally with anti-Semitism, which tbh is what I see the majority of commentators doing

― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, February 11, 2019 3:56 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kevin mccarthy was also flagging this is a potential attack a week ago so this isn't a surprise. also taking a page from the UK playbook on taking down leftists.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

Most pro-Likudnik political contributions don't pass through AIPAC.

Sheldon Adelson spent $25 million on Trump's campaign alone, more than anyone else, buying enough influence to place John Bolton and Mike Pompeo in a position to push the proxy war against Iran all three have wanted for years, decades.

no expense was incurred (Sanpaku), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

The only proper response to McCarthy was "your party runs literal Nazis for office, go fuck yourself."

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

Also this, of course.

Shot. Chaser. pic.twitter.com/3HP4reajht

— Judah Ariel (@judahariel) February 11, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

mccarthy thinks stripping a literal nazi in his caucus of committee assignments gives him credibility to attack muslim congresswomen for antisemitism. cool country.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 11 February 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

Yep. Anyone who has a problem with what Omar said but thinks McCarthy's tweet is somehow OK is not worth listening to on this subject.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

Just after the infamous Access Hollywood tape surfaced — where President Trump is heard bragging about sexually assaulting women — the President was concerned it would sink his campaign, according to former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

“He said, ‘Is it over?’” Christie told Fox News over the weekend. “I said, ‘No, because you are running against the single worst presidential candidate in my lifetime. So we’ve got time to recover. But we’ve got to do it the right way.’”

actually, i was in the room and i believe christie's verbatim response was "no, it's not even close to over, because this nightmare never ends. aaaahahahahahahahaha" before his blood poured out of his eyes and all of the nearby lights exploded

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

The way to criticise AIPAC is to point out that they now accept neocons and evangelical Rapture wingnuts as supporters.

suzy, Monday, 11 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

now they do?

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

Careful who you call “these people” boyo
I felt like I was pretty clearly referring to Israel's vocal public supporters, many of whom are not Jewish, but go off

― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, February 11, 2019 10:45 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you forgot "go off KING" to be fully left twitter cool guy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

didn't want to make gender assumption

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

Steve Scalise has joined the good faith anti semitism discourse and demanding Omar be removed from her foreign relations committee assignment. All according to the plan..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

sorry for caps but

DEM LEADERSHIP WEIGHS IN ON OMAR pic.twitter.com/ravQQCQKea

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 11, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Good that some Dems have condemned the disgraceful anti-Semitic remarks of Rep. Omar—but their words are empty unless Dem leaders remove her from the Foreign Affairs Committee. No one with her anti-Semitic views should be allowed to represent US foreign policy on that committee.

— Steve Scalise (@SteveScalise) February 11, 2019

the Steve King-supporting Republicans calling this shit out just make me wanna vomit

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

almost forgot, yeah, it's that Steve Scalise

https://theweek.com/speedreads/440133/steve-scalise-reportedly-said-like-david-duke-without-baggage

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

maybe by "baggage" he means his dick and balls

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

yup

the republicans, who spent the campaign season going ham on "soros" and spreading all kinds of (not-so-)crypto-anti-semitic messaging (including my own congressman), don't have a leg to stand on. they can eat shit and *** tbh.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

least of all steve "proud to be a racist" scalise

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

I wasn’t coordinated with anyone and I appreciate your feedback. I remain troubled by Congresswoman Omar’s referencing “Benjamins” from a song that also includes “You Should Do What We Do, Stack Chips Like Hebrews” and linking that reference to a Jewish organization.

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) February 11, 2019

she definitely got her political instincts from her Mom

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

The incongruity of media treatment of Democrats and Republicans is that the sitting President made a Native American genocide joke on Twitter just one day prior and the response was "wow, nothing surprises us anymore" and for conservative media figures to gaslight us because the President is too stupid to know the history of his favorite President Andrew Jackson.

comesayhey, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

there's also a hierarchy of how serious an insult to different groups is perceived.

republicans and right-wing democrats have weaponized the accusation of anti-semitism in a way that nobody has done for prejudice against american indians.

(i'm a jew btw)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

my grammar was kind of messed up there but i hope my point is clear

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

lol at chelsea googling the lyrics for all about the benjamins

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

apparently congresswoman omar wants to be a baller? a shot-caller? a brawler?

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

Representative Omar's clearly betraying her leftist roots and siding with the 1% when she claims she's "strictly trying to cop those, colossal sized Picassos"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

i think the reaction is overblown as it always is whenever a politician says anything a bit out of bounds, but it *was* kind of a dumb thing to say.

omar little, Monday, 11 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

it *was* kind of a dumb thing to say.

Congress is filled with mental giants, so it is always rather shocking when one says something that can be described as 'kind of dumb'.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

Dems throwing her under the bus is absolutely idiotic though

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

there are a lot of dems who were chomping at the bit to throw her under the bus

(sorry, mixed metaphor)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Listening and learning, but standing strong 💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/7TSroSf8h1

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) February 11, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

that's a good statement, and so is this:

STATEMENT: Weaponization and Oversimplification of Israel Debate Must End https://t.co/Vrz5OaBe5O pic.twitter.com/oTTY0tHWci

— J Street (@jstreetdotorg) February 11, 2019

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 11 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

jfc Dems suck

Rep. Omar’s use of an anti-Semitic stereotype was offensive and irresponsible.

This kind of intolerance has no place in Congress—or anywhere in American society.

No one should invoke anti-Semitic tropes during policy disagreements.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) February 11, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

yes to be clear the Dem response is also extremely dumb

omar little, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

I dont think the mainstream dems want much to do with ilham omar. They have to seem to tolerate eg bernie and aoc because of their popularity

Trϵϵship, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

fwiw I thought "all about the Benjamins" was a reference to Netinyahu

not that I expect much from establishment Dems but immediately siding with bad faith GOP actors in the age of Trump is still infuriating

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

schumer is definitely siding with his donors who called to complain rather than the GOP, but it's still annoying.

that j street statement is well put

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

donors, you say?

k3vin k., Monday, 11 February 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link

ugh "weaponization"

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

weaponized mimosas

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

"The Biden Test" is when you ask yourself what portion of the negative response to a woman, millennial, or other person threatening mainstream liberal stances would be, say, "Diamond Joe lays down hip-hop knowledge on AIPAC tweet" if the former VP said it.

Try it out!

comesayhey, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link

The letter concerned the company’s release of a magazine praising Prince Mohammad Bin Salman, published to coincide with a visit he took to Washington in March 2018.

“According to your submission, [U.S. corporation] created and published [publication] [text deleted], to coincide with the visit of [foreign government leader],” the redacted letter reads.

The DOJ decided that American Media’s activities did not qualify it as a foreign agent under FARA.

The letter also says that American Media hired an unnamed advisor to the Saudi government to write an article for and edit the magazine, titled “The New Kingdom.”

The WSJ reported that the magazine included an editorial praising the Saudi leader by French financial advisor Kacy Grine, who has experience working in Saudi Arabia and who reportedly visited Trump in July 2017 with American Media CEO David Pecker and Chief Content Officer Dylan Howard.

Pecker admitted last year to buying embarrassing stories about Trump and not publishing them as part of an immunity-for-testimony deal with federal prosecutors investigating Michael Cohen.

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/wsj-national-enquirer-publisher-asked-doj-if-it-should-register-as-saudi-agent

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link

Bibi plays footsie with *literal* nazis and the democrat leadership is busy w a bad-faith interpretation a female muslim rep's tweet. cool country.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link

fwiw someone pointed out to me that All About the Benjamins has the line "stackin chips like the Hebrews." Suddenly I started to second guess my reaction -- is it a dog whistle?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

still think its just a clever reference to Netanyahu

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

was there a firestorm over this? just wondering

Eric Trump says Bob Woodward wrote book to make "shekels" https://t.co/ikdmWOxKv2 pic.twitter.com/klUPxlJ3gu

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 13, 2018

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

i dunno, many ppl in the pre-panic days used shekels casually... maybe if Woodward was Jewish

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

there's totally going to be another shutdown right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

A lot of older Jews use shekels in a slangy way fwiw, probably entered the lexicon through them along with putz and schmuck and chutzpah

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 11 February 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

yes but if airline workers strike it'll probably be short lived

feelin' the Dems are gonna cave this time but who knows

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link

And I thought we couldn’t possibly get a stupider non-story than “OMG the white house intern might have made an OK sign!”

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 11 February 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

AMI is so goddamn crooked. i mean that was obvious. i was rereading a piece about ami, trump, and the saudis from last year and these bits stuck out in the context of 11 feb 19:

And by January, Mr. Pecker was confident enough about his growing rapport with Saudi investors that he sought their help bankrolling a possible acquisition of Time magazine, which he had long coveted, according to two people with direct knowledge of the talks. A.M.I. disputed that.

...

Mr. Pecker has continued to hunt for new acquisitions. Last year, he bought Us Weekly from Wenner Media. But money remained scarce, according to A.M.I.’s financial advisers. When Mr. Pecker’s friend Harvey Weinstein suggested last fall that they team up to purchase Rolling Stone, Mr. Pecker expressed little interest. “I can not contribute any cash,” he wrote in an email obtained by The New York Times.
In that same Sept. 28 exchange, he wrote to Mr. Weinstein: “I am in Saudi Arabia on business. Can’t call from here.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/29/business/media/david-pecker-trump-saudi-arabia.html

maura, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link

the circle of all the worst men is pretty wide!

maura, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link

gamey recognizes gamey

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link

Was ami just blackmailing and silencing people all the time for decades and never caught?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

What’s striking is how casual they are about it. It’s just protocol.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

ilhan being hung out to dry

feelin' the Dems are gonna cave this time but who knows

― frogbs, Monday

I would imagine so

anvil, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link

Was ami just blackmailing and silencing people all the time for decades and never caught?


yes, ronan farrow talks about “catch and kill” in one of his nyer pieces

maura, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 01:15 (five years ago) link

blackmail? no no, they just offered the subjects exclusive rights to the story.. :/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link

Was ami just blackmailing and silencing people all the time for decades and never caught?

caught by who? they weren't playing tip

here's a four-part, eight-billion-word history of their ratfucking from a couple of years ago

https://popbitch.com/2017/10/the-united-states-of-american-media-inc/

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link

it’s really good

maura, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:06 (five years ago) link

I thought Matthew Yglesias's explainer on the Ilhan Omar tweet controversy provided some welcome context:

https://www.vox.com/2019/2/11/18220160/ilhan-omar-aipac-benjamins-kevin-mccarthy

o. nate, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

they have a deal

According to the Washington Post, the deal cuts the total number of detention beds from 49,000 to 40,500, and gives $1.375 billion for border barrier construction — short of the $5.7 billion Trump has previously demanded.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

arguably i already said my piece, so

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

“We started at zero on the wall, and we compromised a lot after that, and we are now asking them to change, too,” said Representative Lucille Roybal-Allard, Democrat of California and a member of the 17-member House and Senate conference committee tasked with hammering out a compromise.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

I can get behind this IF Trump refuses and they then come back with 20,000 detention beds and $0.375 billion for wall (fence)

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

at least beto gets it

Beto O'Rourke at rally in El Paso, Texas:

"There is no bargain in which we can sacrifice some of our humanity to gain a little more security. We know that we deserve and will lose both of them if we do." pic.twitter.com/91DOqLYJB2

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) February 12, 2019

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:16 (five years ago) link

Well, tbh he can stake that position because he's not in Congress.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:17 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile

Hannity: "On this so-called compromise, I'm getting details. 1.3 billion and non even a wall or barrier... Any Republican that supports this garbage compromise, you will have to explain." pic.twitter.com/9HXaooxBGP

— Contemptor (@TheContemptor) February 12, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:18 (five years ago) link

Well, tbh he can stake that position because he's not in Congress.

i suppose. american politics is a weird game. you can speak the truth if you're not in congress. and you can speak the truth if you're trying to be the president (i don't expect harris, warren, sanders, gillibrand, or even booker to vote for it). but anywhere in between and you have to be a fucking asshole

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:22 (five years ago) link

!!! Trump: "Certain types of dogs. You do love your dogs, don't you? I wouldn't mind having one, honestly, but I don't have any time. How would I look walking a dog on the White House lawn?...Feels a little phony to me...That's not the relationship I have with my people."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 12, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:25 (five years ago) link

is he making an announcement or is this just a thing he's doing to feel good

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:28 (five years ago) link

Dale is livetweeting from Trump’s campaign rally in El Paso

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 03:59 (five years ago) link

was there a firestorm over this? just wondering

Yes, in Jewish circles people noticed that Eric Trump accused Bob Woodward of criticizing Trump "for shekels" and were like uuuuuuggggghhhh.

But it didn't make a big splash outside those circles, because the sad truth is that everyone already expects people like Eric Trump to casually traffic in anti-Semitic stereotypes. It's a man bites dog story.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 04:07 (five years ago) link

Eh. It was just culturally commonplace Merchant of Venice stuff, like "pound of flesh."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:11 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:13 (five years ago) link

honestly, mad respect to Yglesias for this, I'd love to see every major pundit/columnist try this exercise

Here’s eight big politics things I remember having been pretty confident about that turned out to be wrong and why I am trying to be less confident about things. pic.twitter.com/2JcRhauJXN

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 12, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link

i'd be equally, if not more, interested to see a list of what he and other pundits actually got right tbh

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

Confidence is among the most overrated of human qualities (he stated with unflinching confidence).

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

I feel like I'm going insane

Tentative bipartisan deal calls for $1.375 billion for 88 kilometers of border fence, according to congressional aides.

— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) February 12, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

only $4,762.49 per foot!

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

it's so crushingly disappointing to see the centrism on display everywhere right now - in this wall debate, the Omar quote, the primaries. we deserve the coming apocalypse.

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

a brilliant deal in that it will piss absolutely everyone off

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

i hope those 88km are equally spread across the whole of the border, just little sprouts of fencing a few centimetres in width spaced out across 3,200km of border

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

or maybe one thin fence going straight up 88km into space

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

no I mean am I seeing things or is this another thinly veiled Nazi reference, what kind of chud measures things in km

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link

Marty! I just got back from 2050 and the 88.6 miles of wall are still under construction and this text barely fits into the .gif anymore!

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

the creeping covert conversion of america to the metric system continues apace

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link

i think yr probably reading too much into this one, frogs, altho anything is possible in hellworld i guess

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link

I mean if they hadn't tried the "nearly 14 of every 88 immigrants" thing, yeah, but I dunno man, this administration has successfully gaslighted me

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

It would be funny if the 88km of fence was not contiguous.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

that's what i said!

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link

ha when i see a person especially a certain type of person use km for ground figures i suspect army, but that guy herman is voa

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

xpost Yeah, decorative wall bits! Christo is still alive, right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

They could commission a host of conceptual artists. Christo, Banksy, Richard Serra ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

88, eh?

pplains, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

Kinda feel like it's cool to attribute intentionality to any whiff of possible racism you might perceive from this administration. The odds are in your favor.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

Ilhan Omar Thankful For Colleagues Educating Her On Painful History AIPAC Lobbyists Have Had To Endure https://t.co/W2g7nTATi1 pic.twitter.com/K8xZS1mll4

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 11, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

the onion is so fucking good

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

it's so crushingly disappointing to see the centrism on display everywhere right now - in this wall debate, the Omar quote, the primaries. we deserve the coming apocalypse.

― sleeve, Tuesday, February 12, 2019 8:45 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for someone who constantly complains about other people's posting styles can u not

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

House GOP leader Kevin McCarthy: Pelosi and Democrats caved on Trump's border barrier demand https://t.co/MRaBVOJdVr

— CNBC (@CNBC) February 12, 2019

well done Democrats

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

these fuckin idiots, unbelievable

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link

that said I dunno if Trump is gonna accept this so the Dems might get bailed out anyway

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

xps sorry Brad, fair point

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

The Dems should characterize it as a slap to his face, so that he will freak out and not sign it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

If Ds get Trump tax returns, some Rs warning what goes around comes around. 'Once you go down the road, there's no turning back...There are lots of people we could have subpoenaed their tax returns the last few years that would be very interesting.' https://t.co/7qt3h8HLgG

— Byron York (@ByronYork) February 12, 2019

oh no, whatever will we do if presidential candidates have to release their tax returns

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

It seems insignificant, 50 miles of slats? But there's not even time to evaluate it for meaning because the NYT app is surely pushing "House hands Trump a huge win on border security" notifications and that's what it's all about.

comesayhey, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

A fence is just a bridge turned on its side, think about it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

a river is just a lazy waterfall

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

that's almost poetry

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

all in all it's just a...nother slat in the fence

sun-kil moonsician (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

“I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled,” Trump told reporters during a Cabinet meeting.

March thread title

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

"Sometimes I feel so happy, sometimes I feel so sad, sometimes I feel so happy, but mostly you just make me mad," Trump told reporters during a Cabinet meeting.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

according to josh marshall, "Democrats insisted that the limited funding for reinforcing the southern border can only be in the form of more of the fences that were approved and built before Trump’s presidency."

not sure where he's getting that from but i'm busy at work so i can't track it down

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

tangent but i would love to see the josh marshall version of the yglesias tweet

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

pr0n iirc

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

ilhan thrown under the bus, funding for wall agreed. With these bipartisan vibes, truly we are Stronger Together

anvil, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

“I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled, the dreams in which I have been are the ones where I am killed,” Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith told fans during a concert, raising the prospect of a mad world.

comesayhey, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

the Ilhan Omar thing still has me seeing red

didn't they try to get her on some "Omar claims Lindsay Graham is a closet homosexual and is being blackmailed" shit a few weeks back? when in reality all she said was "he's acting very strange, as though someone has something on him".

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

I don't think I'm ready for a full day of "the liberals gave Trump the idea to attack the Muslim congresswoman"

— GhostTrace (@owenrumney) February 12, 2019

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

yes but the Dems immediately coming out and calling her an anti-Semite is why the story's not "shut the fuck up, Donald 'it was a Sherriff's Star!' Trump"

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

Lol okay

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

She did apologize for her poor choice of words in a good statement ffs. Her spot on the committee is probably safe at this point.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

maybe we can put all the right-wing bad-faith critics out of work if we just choose to do it to ourselves instead!

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Hey Anvil where did you get the idea that they agreed to give him funding for the wall?

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

She did apologize for her poor choice of words in a good statement ffs. Her spot on the committee is probably safe at this point.

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, February 12, 2019 12:14 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also my feeling, but i'm an unwavering centrist

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

NEW: @MaxRose4NY says it’s time to move on from Rep. Omar’s latest comment on Israel & money. (He was one of the first to call her out)

He also said GOP can’t be “chickenshit” when it comes to anti-Semitism either pic.twitter.com/7UII4toPGK

— Bo Erickson (@BoKnowsNews) February 11, 2019

After Liz Cheney called for @IlhanMN to be removed from the foreign affairs committee, Dem congressman appropriately reminds her that she is Liz Cheney... https://t.co/4dIgxrwGgn

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) February 11, 2019

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

Shelby acknowledges that Trump would have gotten more money for border security had a Homeland Security funding bill that moved through Senate Approps last year become law.

“I would have liked that,” he said.

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) February 12, 2019

wait so the 1.4b isn't on top of the 1.6b from last year's bill? so he's actually getting less?

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

President Deals

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

I'd rather have Hannity saying this isn't enough (and Trump saying he's not happy with it) than a grotesque parade of saying it's a major Trump victory.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

eh that sort of thing bothered me less once it became clear how desperate the MSM is to spin anything as a "Trump victory". truth is there were probably 3-4 times when Trump easily could've had much much more than this and he decided to hold out for the full amount and got miserably owned.

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

NEWS: Mitch McConnell says the Senate will be voting on the Green New Deal

— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) February 12, 2019

seems like a smart move by him tbh

k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

next thread title?

Trump: "Socialism does not work too well. And we don't want that as part of our country and as part of our heritage. We just can't have it. Everything would come to an end and rapidly and then all of a sudden you'd see things happening and you'd say 'What's going on.'"

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

Trump... gets it?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

Everything would come to an end and rapidly and then all of a sudden you'd see things happening

No, you wouldn't. Because you just said everything came to an end. Which would mean that there were no things happening.

and you'd say 'What's going on.'"

Except no, once again. You WOULDN'T say that. Because nothing would be going on! You literally JUST established that everything came to an end.

Also, someone else please insert Linda Perry hat-goggle gif here because I'm too tired

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

was that particular steampunk look well established by the mid 90s or was she an innovator?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

Burning Man moved to Nevada ~1990 and she was prime "burner" material...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

Grisso/McCain = hero

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

this guy is the worst

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/12/politics/trump-green-new-deal-socialism/index.html

omar little, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:13 (five years ago) link

this guy = Cillizza

omar little, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:13 (five years ago) link

All these people whining about how much it would cost to implement the GND while being fine with spending TRILLIONS on tax cuts for the rich and stupid wars that nobody asked for should kill themselves STFU.

DJI, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:17 (five years ago) link

And Trump is talking about a frickin' Space Force and Mars adventures too, which I'm sure will also cost trillions.

DJI, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link

I wrote about how McConnell's attempt to troll Democrats will actually be very good for the Green New Deal. https://t.co/0BsrlKw2wV

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 13, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

can't quite believe Shithead knows what the Trail of Tears was

also most of his stupid wars were started by his predecessors

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 02:03 (five years ago) link

I finally saw Wellman’s The Purchase Price. Pretty good I think I liked it more than you did. Stanwyk is great but all the pre-codes of his I’ve seen are pretty bracing in the way the narrative shifts unexpectedly imo

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

^^^did the brits hear about this

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

But it didn't make a big splash outside those circles, because the sad truth is that everyone already expects people like Eric Trump to casually traffic in anti-Semitic stereotypes. It's a man bites dog story.

dog bites man

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:36 (five years ago) link

he bit him like a dog

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link

it's literally tearing me apart Lisa

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:47 (five years ago) link

ha whoops for Tommy Wiseau thread^

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:48 (five years ago) link

dog bites man

oops yeah i pretty much got screwed by the pooch

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 04:21 (five years ago) link

that escalated quickly

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

Good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 13, 2019

actually a good tweet

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link

if he was actually doing the 69-nice! thing but who knows

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

i feel like the 69-nice thing had crested, but when trump does it you know it's dead

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

holy shit my brain cannot process Trump making a 69-nice joke, I think I need to go lie down.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link

I mean I'm sure he isn't familiar with the joke at all, I'm sure Dan Scavino or whatever the fuck his name is wrote that one.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link

Poking through the comments on that one and once again wondering why the fuck Jacob Wohl isn't waking up on a prison cot this morning.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

Pretty sure Scavino spells it "noice," that's the key tell.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link

I know consumer confidence has historically served as a measure of economic health, but seeing it in Trump language makes it seem onion-headline-level dumb

rob, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile in reality

BREAKING: A record 7 million Americans are 90 days+ behind on their auto loan payments, a red flag for the economy, @NewYorkFed reports.

It's a million more people behind than during the financial crisis era. Many are under 30 years old.https://t.co/bgpsPgghcK #economy pic.twitter.com/XdLVLiL5zn

— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) February 12, 2019

comesayhey, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

hard to pay those auto loans when you have to pay those student loans

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link

you can't get a job unless you have a degree, even though in most jobs you end up using 0.01% of what was learned in college. can't get a degree unless you take out student loans. can't get a job to pay off the student loans unless you have a car, in most of the country. life: the human centipede

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

Why not just take out a bridge loan. Why not ask father to write a check. You could even sell one of your yachts if things are really that desperate. I don't know why I have to lead people by the nose through the world of financial planning.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

or you could rent out one or two of the 26 bedrooms in your house. this isn't rocket science.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

can't ask dad for money until you call or write him an email. can't call or write until the wi-fi on the yacht works again. wi-fi on the yacht won't work until the butler or whatever (percy?) fixes it. percy is all the way over there, and your vocal cords are tender in the morning

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

you could also cut percy's hours, or cancel his employer-sponsored insurance plan. that should save at least a few hundred smackers a month.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

the agony of having to try to tell percy to fix the wi-fi on the yacht:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

Trump ruined 69. nooo!! :(

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

we all know the answer to all our financial woes is tax advantaged job training savings accounts. c'mon guys.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

Nothing gets my goat like people acting as if there aren't countless poors roaming around waiting for their superiors to exploit them.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

NYT/Upshot should call this NLP tool the "Grift-Tracker":

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/13/upshot/detailed-timeline-trumps-words-border-wall.html

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

This attitude from @IlhanMN -- don't question me, just quote my tweets -- is a problem on both sides of the aisle. Politicians' tweets aren't a substitute for journalism, they're a starting point for journalism. https://t.co/3m1JgKoGRt

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 13, 2019

lmao they get so mad when they have to cover Dems the same way they do Republicans

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

apparently she is (very appropriately) unloading on elliot abrams

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

yep, I linked her comments on the VZ thread. fucking badass.

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

Does she call him "Mr. Adams?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

trump doing 69 just reveals its inherent badness imo

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link

apparently she is (very appropriately) unloading on elliot abrams

she's good, folks

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

I refuse to think about Trump doing 69 kthxbye xp

Darrell Alexa Dialect (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Abrams is an asshole who deserves whatever he gets, but she was way too smug about her bush-league dunking. "Mr. Abrams, do you support raping and killing children?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

I mean, of course he does! So move on to a more productive line of questioning, you have limited time, Omar.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link

what would be productive w/r/t Abrams? historically he's shown a total disregard for anyone asking questions he doesn't want to answer, might as well just berate him.

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

The man was convicted of perjury, after all

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

the amount of deference and respect shown to these absolute ghouls precludes me from giving a single fuck about how "bush-league" her dunking might have been. people like Abrams deserve a thousand times worse every day of their shitty lives.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

IDGI. Is there a rider allowing one (1) undocumented immigrant to be launched into space for every acre of land preserved? What's the catch here?

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

Fucken sad that I'm instantly hugely suspicious of any federal action which seems on the surface to be a net positive.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

Ben's Ass, Cruz and Inhofe were all nays so I'm guessing there weren't any hidden provisions to strip-mine all national parks starting in 2026.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link

if dragging dudes like Elliot Abrams in Congress is bush-league then we need a lot more bush-league

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

The 'catch', afaics, is the difference between senators who must win an entire state and representatives who only have to win their district. Recreation and conservation are generally more popular than logging and mining, even in places like Utah where outdoor recreation is a big, fairly clean industry.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

shocked by this line of attack, completely shocked

One wonders why @IlhanMN seems to harbor such particular contempt for Elliott¹ Abrams².

¹ from the Hebrew "Elijah," meaning "My God is Yahweh"
² the father of the Jewish people

— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) February 13, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link

I don't know, it just seemed to betray a lack of creativity. didn't help that she had a little gotcha smile on, as if everybody doesn't know this guy is a scumbag.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

I don't know that everybody know that.

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

at first i thought that michael knowles tweet was a bad joke but it turns out he's just a huge dumbass

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

“a dapper, lib-triggering troll” —@vanityfair

jmm, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/13/federal-employees-would-receive-percent-raise-under-spending-agreement/

Hi-five to El Tomboto, wherever you are.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

If you haven't read Theodore Draper's A Very Thin Line or remember Hitchens' '80s columns, this January article sums up the cynicism and sadism of Elliot Abrams' career.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

michael know less

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

It's all about the Binyamins (xxxp)

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

I just asked @SpeakerPelosi in the hallway about @VP’s recent comments about Ilhan Omar and of this is going to continue to be an issue for Democrats. Her response: pic.twitter.com/YGo63nHd1E

— Elizabeth Landers (@ElizLanders) February 13, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

Meantime!

JUST IN: Judge finds that MANAFORT intentionally made false statements to MUELLER after agreeing to cooperate & that "the Office of Special Counsel is no longer bound by its obligations under the plea agreement, including its promise to support a reduction of the offense level…" pic.twitter.com/UAZsPd6x0C

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 13, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

DETAILS: Judge rules that MANAFORT intentionally lied to MUELLER about:
1) a $$$ arrangement related to pro-TRUMP super PAC @RebuildingAmNow
2) communications with his Russian-intel linked deputy KONSTANTIN KILIMNIK
3) matters related to another investigation by @TheJusticeDept pic.twitter.com/9mAeSvOpaG

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 13, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

what a maroon

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link

I'm starting to find the endless NO U... NO U!!!!! shit from all sides of this really tiresome.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

A further note:

BUT the judge says that MUELLER failed to prove that MANAFORT intentionally lied about:
4) KILIMNIK's role in trying to shape the testimony of witnesses against MANAFORT
5) Manafort's contacts with TRUMP administration officials.

FULL RULING UPLOADED: https://t.co/RWku321zO0

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) February 13, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

kenneth vogel's all caps style is inconsistent

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

I admire manaforts commitment to crime

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link

Pelosi just reiterated this now, and said: "No" when asked if Omar would be removed from committees as GOP is demanding. "A newcomer member of Congress has apologized for her remarks. It took them what, 13 years to notice Steve King?" https://t.co/LUG0wsKxhu

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) February 13, 2019

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link

boom

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link

Still don’t think she has anything to apologize for

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link

right...

k3vin k., Thursday, 14 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

I feel like there a fair amount of people who genuinely thought her choice of words was poor while sympathetic to the point she was trying to make. Like, it wasn’t 100% only bad faith right wingers claiming she was being anti-Semitic, no?

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 14 February 2019 03:39 (five years ago) link

politico coverage of beto, so pinch of salt, but...

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/13/schumer-beto-castro-2020-senate-bid-1168554

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer met with former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke last week to discuss a possible 2020 Senate campaign against GOP Sen. John Cornyn, according to a source familiar with the meeting.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:20 (five years ago) link

good

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:27 (five years ago) link

That's probably the wisest move for him rn.

<cue all the Cronyn and Cronyn PAC ads in 2020 accusing Beto of being 'owned' by Schumer>

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:28 (five years ago) link

Cornyn, or "Crony-N", amirite?

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:29 (five years ago) link

Beto’s gonna be prez one day. The Obama power is with him.

circa1916, Thursday, 14 February 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link

...

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 14 February 2019 07:05 (five years ago) link

Legit star power, charisma, well spoken, boy scout-ish, almost took over a Texas Senate seat out of the gate. Not a radical assumption but cool comment.

circa1916, Thursday, 14 February 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link

love my handsome republican candidate beto

However, a new analysis of congressional votes from the non-profit news organisation Capital & Main shows that even as O’Rourke represented one of the most solidly Democratic congressional districts in the United States, he has frequently voted against the majority of House Democrats in support of Republican bills and Trump administration priorities.

Capital & Main reviewed the 167 votes O’Rourke has cast in the House in opposition to the majority of his own party during his six-year tenure in Congress. Many of those votes were not progressive dissents alongside other left-leaning lawmakers, but instead votes to help pass Republican-sponsored legislation.

O’Rourke has voted for GOP bills that his fellow Democratic lawmakers said reinforced Republicans’ anti-tax ideology, chipped away at the Affordable Care Act (ACA), weakened Wall Street regulations, boosted the fossil fuel industry and bolstered Donald Trump’s immigration policy.

Consumer, environmental, public health and civil rights organizations have cast legislation backed by O’Rourke as aiding big banks, undermining the fight against climate change and supporting Trump’s anti-immigrant agenda. During the previous administration, Barack Obama’s White House issued statements slamming two GOP bills backed by the 46-year-old Democratic legislator.

O’Rourke’s votes for Republican legislation – which at times put him at odds with a majority of Texas Democratic lawmakers in Congress – underscore his membership in the New Democrat Coalition, the faction of House Democrats most closely aligned with business interests.

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 09:23 (five years ago) link

I thought for a second that you'd posted a news story about some threat to his handsomeness. Don't scare me like that.

Shaved Cyborg (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 13:01 (five years ago) link

almost took over a Texas Senate seat

Abrams, Beto, and Gillum are breaths of fresh air and I am glad they are on the scene, but. I am really looking forward to a day when Democrats don't need to cite "almost winning something" as an achievement.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 February 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link

hence my reluctance to crown the Texan white boy as anything other than another decent 2020 senatorial candidate

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 13:35 (five years ago) link

Beto would be a dumb pick in this field of way more accomplished and progressive people

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 14 February 2019 13:58 (five years ago) link

oh, good morning!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:02 (five years ago) link

I'll have the Denver omlette and a side of tax returns

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

Jeet threading on Abrams' continued elite legitimacy

1. I wouldn't say "piss off" but I have doubts. The evidence of accountability was that Abrams was asked a pointed question on a panel. Hardly sufficient redress for lying to congress, covering up massacres & praising genocidal leaders. https://t.co/Wis8ZitshM

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) February 14, 2019

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link

the fact that there are currently two prominent Abramses occupying vastly different political territory keeps tripping me up

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link

Lol me too

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link

Beto couldn't beat Ted Cruz, and let me tell you something, between the two senators, Texans actually like John Cornyn.

pplains, Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link

In his response Corey Robin linked to this 2004 review

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link

btw interesting the Prez got no blowback for claiming Ilhan Omar's "anti-Semitism" was "deep-seeded in her heart"

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link

Fox banned an ad showing Nazis in a bad light bc it hit too close to home. (This is not a joke and there is no punchline)https://t.co/NHuPZHAThF

— Eli Valley (@elivalley) February 14, 2019

I know it's way way too early for March thread titles but "This is not a joke and there is no punchline" is a worthy contender

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

Beto would be a dumb pick in this field of way more accomplished and progressive people

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:58 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup. i think the bloom is off the rose, so to speak. the remote possibility that a dem could be elected senator in texas made everyone root for him, but the very different context of a national election he's not A-list, for ideological and other reasons.
unless there's some sea change in voter registration and turnout patterns, i don't see how he can beat cornyn, but i also think there's value in having someone with an outside change running, just to keep up the enthusiasm and help downballot candidates.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 14:53 (five years ago) link

I'm personally very suspicious of Beto based on all the things bizarro gazzara outlined, but I do have a feeling that if he ran and made at least somewhat of an effort to say the right things, he would get lumped in with the Harrises and Gillibrands as being youngish and fairly progressive. political junkies and left Twitter would cry foul, no doubt, but I think the average primary voter wouldn't care about his record nearly as much as his charisma. in other words, I doubt he would get labeled as being part of the Biden wing of the party even though his record probably warrants it.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

all I want is someone who knows which way the wind is blowing. I feel like Bernie & Warren do have a lot of progressive cred but I'd be willing to get behind someone with a centrist past if they seemed willing to get on board with what left-wing voters want in 2020. That said I have my suspicions about Beto - he's got a lot of charm and he's very well spoken but I never really sensed the dude had, y'know, much of a plan

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

his plan was to coast on charisma and hope no-one looked to closely at this voting record iirc

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

I can relate (winks roguishly, shoots finger guns at you, desperately hopes he has distracted you from his essential vapidity).

John Namastemos (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

Cory Booker always gets shit on as a centrist at best, but his voting record, afaict, turns out to be one of the most anti-Trump, more than Harris, and about on par with that of Gillibrand. So the anti-Beto shit ... it just seems like such bullshit as well, to indicate, what, he's a secret Republican? Nothing (again, as far as I saw) of his campaign for senate indicated some stealth right wing or even particularly moderate motive. I suppose if purity test Dems insist only on the candidate to the farthest left then everyone else is going to seem like a right-winger.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:49 (five years ago) link

hang on though - if you're going to use Cory Booker's votes against conservative stuff as evidence in his favor, then shouldn't O'Rourke's votes in favor of conservative stuff count as evidence against him?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

once again for those at the back:

During the previous administration, Barack Obama’s White House issued statements slamming two GOP bills backed by the 46-year-old Democratic legislator.

i don't think holding a candidate to account for their voting record is a stringent purity test tbh

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

doc c otm

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

xpost No, I just mean that I never really followed Booker, but I always got the feeling he was pretty moderate. Which maybe he is, but his voting record demonstrates otherwise (by today's standards). So Beto, there's his voting record, sure, but sort of the reverse is that everything he has demonstrated since then has seemed otherwise. I just mean voting record is less important than their positions and fights going forward, imo.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

Gillibrand tacked left, too, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

And Harris is doing it now, right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link

Whenever someone posts about Beto on fb one of my friends always responds "Get a job" (about him). It's like the "good mournings" here. Her visceral disgust with him cracks me up.

Yerac, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

Booker has two major problems, one is that he takes a TON of corporate cash, another is that his "Love everyone, especially your enemy!" attitude is almost certainly gonna be taken advantage of, at this point the Republicans are operating in such blatant bad faith that we need a candidate willing to treat them as a foe to be vanquished, not a party to be "worked with"....we all saw how well that worked for Obama

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

What amuses me about Booker's love-thy-enemies approach is that on the stump he's unctuous and creepy, oozing fraudlence. I'd keep small pets away from him.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

yeah it's gross

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

but every party needs its Nixon

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

He didn’t seem creepy to me when I saw him on the stump supporting Menendez last fall. Maybe it was just the contrast. Next to Menendez most politicians would probably seem wholesome. He was a good speaker if perhaps a bit too polished.

o. nate, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link

I just mean voting record is less important than their positions and fights going forward, imo.


if only there was an american politician on the left whose positions had remained unchanged-but-correct for decades who could run for president

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

rip Lyndon Larouche

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

he left us when we needed him most

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

beto just left office last month - I feel like talking about what he's done "since then" on his voting record is at least little different than talking about idk what gillibrand did in the House ten years ago and how she's shifted "since then" - we have a little more reason there to buy the "progressive pressure moves this politician to adjust - that's useful" argument. the votes being discussed for beto are on trump/ryan bills from the last couple years, right?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

He didn’t seem creepy to me when I saw him on the stump supporting Menendez last fall. Maybe it was just the contrast. Next to Menendez most politicians would probably seem wholesome. He was a good speaker if perhaps a bit too polished.

As a New Jersey native, I'll take Menendez's open venality (toward goals I support) over Booker's gooey bullshit any day. I feel like Menendez should have run for governor at some point - he could have been our own Huey Long.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

When I was a child I used to enjoy throwing mud on other children's fancy Sunday church clothes. I loved the way it would stick; and I hoped it would stain.

The charge of anti-Semitism is the same thing. I throw it. It sticks. And if I'm lucky, it stains permanently.

— Elliott Abrams (@Elliott_Abrams) February 14, 2019

cool story

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

That can’t be real

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link

that's a parody/protest account fwiw

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

Fake, Simon.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

What amuses me about Booker's love-thy-enemies approach is that on the stump he's unctuous and creepy, oozing fraudlence. I'd keep small pets away from him.
― a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 14, 2019 4:02 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup. john edwards 2.0.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

My bad, y'all

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

lol Abrams has too many Christian NRO buddies for him to insult

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

In non fake news, this seems bad

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/13/business/delinquent-car-loans/index.html

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

yes, it is

sleeve, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

I just mean voting record is less important than their positions and fights going forward, imo.

elliott abrams agrees

k3vin k., Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

well hello...

omar little, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

Bellweather? It’s been longer than average since the last recession...

rb (soda), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

If we can look past his vote for the crime bill, appreciate his evolution on criminal justice reform and immigration we can do it for some “centrists”

“if only there was an american politician on the left whose positions had remained unchanged-but-correct for decades who could run for president
― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarr

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

In non fake news, this seems bad

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/13/business/delinquent-car-loans/index.html

― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, February 14, 2019 11:35 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, it is

― sleeve, Thursday, February 14, 2019 11:40 AM (three minutes ago)

as someone that seems to be barely hanging on in the "best economy to every economy, believe me" it's really unsettling to know that this shit is all fake and these chickens are coming home to roost and it's not going to be good at all .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

Lenders are more frequently offering funds to people with low credit scores, contributing to the increase in the number of car loans. More than 20% of the car loan balances belong to those borrowers, who are far more likely to be delinquent on car loans.

Americans are also paying more for new car purchases.

The average price of a new car purchase last year was $36,440, according to data from Kelley Blue Book. That's up $7,400 from a decade ago. The pace of price increases has outpaced overall inflation over the last decade, too.

Car companies are selling more SUVs, which are more expensive than sedans. And new safety features, such as auto braking and warnings for traffic in adjacent lanes, have driven up the price.

$36,440! to me that's preposterous. sticking with the Civic and the CRV thanks.

omar little, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link

I get more auto financing offers than all of my other categories of mail combined.

I do not own a car, so.

John Namastemos (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

And barely drive.

John Namastemos (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

Are car loans packaged and sold like mortgages?

brownie, Thursday, 14 February 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

(sold to other financial institutions I mean)

brownie, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

Pickup trucks are $50K! Fords! granted their extended cab and I assume decked out. I don't understand how "Average Americans" afford them.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

they don't just raise the bar; they are the bar

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

brownie, that's a good question! None of mine ever have been (4 new auto purchases over 30 years), but that's just one data point.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

cheap consumer credit is bad for America

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

always see uncle leo from seinfeld in abrams

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

Yes, auto loans get sold to other banks just like mortgages do.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

thx

brownie, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

Newer generations of autos are probably more desirable than new cars were 15 years ago. And I think taste has shifted towards more people wanting SUVs which are probably the more expensive option.

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link

i don't the auto loan market is not big enough to ~~cause~~ macro problems in the same way as the mortgage market (or even student loans at this point?), if that's what you're thinking. but it's not a good sign.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

*think

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

Pickup trucks aren’t $50k. They’re $25-35k. But! Loaded manly black suburban status symbols that Pledge Allegience to Americanism and play Sirius radio and have a V8 and chrome detailing and sit twelve feet high, dwarfing the next car at Cheesecake Factory and want to Drain Swamps? They’re like $50k or more, and that’s before the lady-silhouette mudflaps.

rb (soda), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

don't forget extra for the Truck balls

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

base f150 is 28k, top end model 67k https://www.ford.com/trucks/f150/models/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMItuqe9OW74AIVDL7ACh14ugAjEAAYASACEgItnPD_BwE&searchid=1697554981|||&ef_id=EAIaIQobChMItuqe9OW74AIVDL7ACh14ugAjEAAYASACEgItnPD_BwE:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!2519!3!272517223160!e!!g!!f150

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

don't forget the matte black paint job

macropuente (map), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

In other news, the president will visit my campus on Monday to discuss Venezuela

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

To steal a joke, I hope he has his human rights observed and respected, Abrams-style

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

do you even HEMI brahs?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

Pickup trucks aren’t $50k. They’re $25-35k.

The ones I saw were. Loaded, F450s, extended cab. Well above $50k sticker price.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

fuck it, let's do 4 50s

macropuente (map), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

lol I'm 32 and I've never owned a car with less than 130,000 miles

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

this is an ECOBOOST household my dude xxps

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

lol I'm 32 and I've never owned a car with less than 130,000 miles

― frogbs, Thursday, February 14, 2019 6:07 PM (forty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with ya

macropuente (map), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

I wanted a Jeep but couldn't afford one that didn't have ton of miles. Then a couple of acquaintances 15 yrs younger than me who worked at Whole Foods and Starbucks, respectively, bought low mileage Jeeps. I assume people are just ok with massive auto loans that I'm not.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

yep

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

maybe I just think like a poor person but for all the crazy and cool advances that have been made in cars over the last 10 years I still can't figure out how it's gonna make my life better. like I know someone who is really enthusiastic about Tesla and how much of a game changer every little piece of technology is but at the end of the day, I dunno, you drive it to get somewhere, you still have to follow the speed limit and all that

the car i'm driving now is AWD, now let me tell ya THAT makes a huge difference given the winter we've had. before this I never had a car that wasn't totally awful in the snow. gonna miss the fun of driving straight into a snowdrift though

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

maybe I just think like a poor person but for all the crazy and cool advances that have been made in cars over the last 10 years I still can't figure out how it's gonna make my life better.

As someone who spent several years working in auto parts stores and warehouses I am deeply suspicious of 21st century cars - everything is computerized to the point that I worry that if the computer craps out, the whole thing is basically a giant steel paperweight you can climb in and out of. Especially since it's that much easier for the manufacturer to make things super-proprietary so you can't even take it to a regular mechanic, you have to go to the dealer for every fucking repair. Older, more mechanical cars seem like a safer bet to me.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Don't buy cars, people, ride the fucking bus

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

the bus is great

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

car loans are capital that is being diverted from its natural role building more train tracks

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

what is this bus you speak of

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

unperson otm

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

thing is "modern" cars are wayyyy more reliable and longer-lasting then "older, more mechanical" cars. it is unnerving how computeriffically complicated they are tho fer sure.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

can one of those "modern" cars spirit me away from campus on Monday or

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

lol

this is the door to the american enterprise institute. does it look sort of odd to anyone else pic.twitter.com/R9tLznQjDY

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) February 14, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

yeesh

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link

it’s on-brand!

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

come on those are obviously not nazi swastikas we all know the fun fact about the swastika being a popular symbol for thousands of years

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

i mean it’s only been 80 years or so since the swastika became linked with fascism, let’s give them time to think about this

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

My middle school cafeteria was covered in swastika tiles.

dan selzer, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

Counterclockwise swastikas are basically peace signs iirc (and as I'm sure someone affiliated with them will eventually argue).

John Namastemos (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

maybe I just think like a poor person but for all the crazy and cool advances that have been made in cars over the last 10 years I still can't figure out how it's gonna make my life better.

I think it depends how bad you are at driving. I am shit at parallel parking, I have bashed and dented other cars while maneuvering around a parking lot, I have cut people off in traffic inadvertently; the new generation of cars which parallel park for you and proximity-warn you when you're too close to another vehicle would materially affect my driving experience. Fully autonomous driving would be an even bigger deal, but I'm unconvinced that's actually happening, and if it did, it would probably have the negative effect of making people like me use cars more (because if I can spend 30 minutes reading instead of driving I'm way more likely to take a car to someplace 30 minutes away.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

Then again, I drive a 19-year-old car so I obviously have not put my money where my mouth is on this

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

There were some very swastika-looking patterns on the upholstery of the spectators' chairs at the State of the Union. I noticed it when they cut to whoever was being shouted out during that portion of the speech.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

Rep. @IlhanMN pointed out that Elliot Abrams pleaded guilty to lying to Congress 30 years ago. Amazingly enough, within 90 seconds of her saying this Abrams started lying to Congress again: https://t.co/Ji1Mbpv8Dv

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) February 14, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

Seems like the exterior design is under historical protection: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Mellon_Building

In late June 2013, the National Trust sold the Mellon Building to the American Enterprise Institute for $36.5 million. The Trust said it will lease space on the top two floors of the Watergate Office Building. The National Trust holds a permanent historic preservation easement that protects both the interior and exterior of the Mellon Building.[8][9][10]

Still, it's odd to see swastikas just hanging out there.

jmm, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

My controversial opinion is that not showcasing swastikas should maybe trump historical preservation, I dunno.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

there's a really old building in Manitowoc that has swastikas on it. someone suggested removing them and the Manitowoc county FB page had a meltdown over it. it's such a silly argument - I feel like these folks oughta just grow Hitler moustaches and tell everyone they're paying tribute to Charlie Chaplin

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

consul.

The use of fasces in public architecture across the United States was unremarkable. Fasces were part of the standard visual vocabulary of classicism. Like the lamp and the scales, they represented a particular attribute of the classical view of justice: physical power or the ability to impose order. The American Founders admired Roman republicanism, drawing from it both their pen names and many of their principles. Thus, the House of Representatives, in one of its first official acts in 1789, adopted the fasces as the emblem of its sergeant at arms. The House fasces—still visible to the Speaker’s right when the full House meets in the House chamber—has 13 rods, one more than in the Roman model, to represent the unified strength of the original American states. Yet despite their popularity in the Federal era, fasces weren’t a common motif in nineteenth-century architecture.

When he came to power in Italy in 1922, Mussolini resurrected the symbol and employed it to represent the strength and unity of the Italian state. Political fascism made physical power and the ability to impose order central to its ideology, and so the term “fascism” quickly became synonymous with authoritarian regimes. Mussolini made the fasces symbol almost as common in Italy as the Nazi swastika became in Hitler’s Germany. If people associate the fasces with fascism less than they associate the swastika with Nazism, it may simply be because Il Duce’s historical infamy pales beside Hitler’s (and that of our World War II ally, Stalin). Fasces were carved into countless Italian public buildings. An entire complex—the Littoria—was made to resemble giant stylized fasces. Mussolini put fasces on the Italian flag, stamps, military insignia, and even manhole covers. As early as 1922, the Washington Post reported that “Mussolini has ordered the coinage of money in a new design, bearing the fasces . . . ‘as the emblem of ancient Rome and the new Italy regenerated by the fascisti.’ ”

https://www.city-journal.org/html/when-fasces-aren%E2%80%99t-fascist-13651.html

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

do you guys not know any Indian people? I mean maybe swastikas should be removed from buildings built before the nazis even existed, I honestly don't know, but I'm also used to seeing swastikas in different contexts now

rob, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

I think it depends how bad you are at driving.

admittedly, being from a smallish town where you rarely have to parallel park definitely colors my view on this. backup cams, for example, are really nice when leaving the day care...but none of it is really a game changer for me. its the "spend $1000 on a new phone so you can unlock with your face" thing

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

I mean I get that the swastika has a long history as a totally chill symbol and it's unfortunate that it was reappropriated by some of the worst people ever but maybe we can still all agree to pack it away for at least a couple hundred years or so.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

IS there any simple differentiation between a swastika and a hakenkreuz? I know that in the Indian symbology it meant good luck, which is probably why people like Carlsberg used it in pre WWII signage.

Would be good to be able to recontextualise things like that back to positive meaning if it trod the negative into the ground. Totally disempower its negative meaning etc. But wonder if it is possible to get it to shake the main association it now has.

But you would want to know about people using it thanks to its negative meaning innit.

Stevolende, Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

for all the crazy and cool advances that have been made in cars over the last 10 years I still can't figure out how it's gonna make my life better.

My car has a back-up camera and a right-mirror camera that switch on when I shift into reverse or put on my right turn signal, respectively. These feel like insane future technology to me and I use and appreciate them so, so much.

joygoat, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

yet I still put my right arm on the passenger seat when I reverse, go figure

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

xxpost Yeah, I think the first step in rehabilitating the swastika would be for Nazis to not exist anymore. So kinda feel like we'll be waiting a while on that one.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

Yes, the Indian version is the reverse of the nazi, but if you're walking up to your Indian friend's house and there's a big honking swastika above the door, ime the difference isn't immediately significant if you grew up in N. America or Europe.

But my point really is that this debate is moot in India and among (most, I presume) Indian people living elsewhere. Like swastikas featured heavily in my *wedding*. There's no need to hash out the historical legacy of the symbol--it's a present-day symbol that is used extensively and ubiquitously in Indian culture. So the debate over whether the symbol can be reclaimed for good, or if it was totally corrupted by nazis, is irrelevant to a significant proportion of the earth's population (who vastly outnumber the sick assholes who venerate the nazi swastika).

rob, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

News — President Trump's aides now say they are less certain he will sign the bipartisan spending compromise, a major shift from earlier this week when they indicated privately he would. He is increasingly concerned about what's in the 1,100-page legislation. W @Kevinliptakcnn

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 14, 2019

lmao our entire system of government is in the hands of brain spiders

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:11 (five years ago) link

Oh jfc we are not doing this again.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

My question as always is when are the spiders and the worms going to get down to business and finally feast on whatever cluster of neurons still has him mobile and speaking and alive.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

We were always totally going to do this again. The president didn't magically become something other than a fussy baby overnight.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: McConnell says Trump will issue a national emergency declaration when he signs the budget bill, which McConnell says he WILL sign.

— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) February 14, 2019

LMAOOOO

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

tbf we are definitely in a national emergency

rob, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

We can definitely count on the conservative leaving, yet totally nonpartisan and disinterested judicial system, to make the right decision here

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

what a moron

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

AFAICT this is a state of emergency that could be easily solved with some rope and four horses galloping in opposite directions.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

McConnell, that well-regarded institutionalist, will support a president basically usurping legislative/appropriator powers in declaring a national emergency.

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 14, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

so uh House Dems should definitely take the $1.4b in wall funding away now right

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

xp
sad to see you in the pocket of Big Horse

rob, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

Eh, honestly so we expect anything less from McConnell? Also, glass half full thought: the talking heads don’t think the national emergency will pass muster with the courts and it will be immediately challenged. McConnell hates trump, and all of this has put congress in a standstill for months. This may be the only way to please our child president

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

just lmao at the idiot Dems who tried to negotiate wall funding in good faith, bravo guys

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

even so-called conservative intellectual con artists are nervous

This bad precedent could turn into good precedent if Trump’s overreach is rebuked by the courts https://t.co/2BstPI2G08

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) February 14, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

Be cool if we could just strip the president of the power to do anything beyond sign/veto legislation. Maybe allow him a ribbon cutting every once in a while or something, but that might be pushing it.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

just lmao at the idiot Dems who tried to negotiate wall funding in good faith, bravo guys


ok

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

god so much of my life for the next twenty years will consist of JOHN ROBERTS SAVE US

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

The Senate GOP's position re: emergency is very similar to their position re: Trump in late 2016. Many of them went all-in on denouncing him, then had to sheepishly crawl back once he won. They sent similar signals to shoot down the emergency trial balloon. Now it's happening.

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) February 14, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

god so much of my life for the next twenty years will consist of JOHN ROBERTS SAVE US

OTM. Especially shitty because I’m pretty sure his game plan is “I will fuck you over...slowly and incrementally so as to preserve the perceived impartiality of our wonderful court of sexual assaulters”

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link

yep

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

As much as they dislike him, Senate Republicans will never oppose Trump in any meaningful way unless far more of the base forsakes him. Ironically, their repeated defenses of him help to ensure that the base will not forsake him. It would take a massive triggering event to start a rush for the exits.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link

he is still by far the most popular member of the Republican party

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

"You want to talk about a national emergency?" Speaker Pelosi says. "Let's talk about today, the one-year anniversary" of the Parkland shooting.

"Why don't you declare that a national emergency? I wish you would. But—a Democratic president can do that." https://t.co/RtDFa4fl1T pic.twitter.com/nohS0WmH2u

— ABC News (@ABC) February 14, 2019

no way would a Democratic president actually do this BUT I think "we'll actually take your guns next time" is actually kind of an effective message

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

"It would be a pretty dramatic expansion of how this was used in the past," says GOP senator Ron Johnson of Trump declaring a state of emergency.

Marco Rubio: "It's a bad idea."

Republicans seem very caught off guard by this.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) February 14, 2019

guys can we please stop the whole "we're very uncomfortable with what Trump is doing but will do absolutely nothing to stop it" routine, both sides have to be utterly sick of it by now

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

but Chuck Todd never is!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

Oh man I can't wait for which passive aggressive bible verse Marco Rubio is gonna tweet

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link

President Big Chungus pic.twitter.com/iTRUc3iofm

— kyle robbins (@kylerrobbins) February 14, 2019

there is no way Trump is 6'3". Jeb! is 6'3".

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

I kinda forgot about IronStache but he still owns

Happy Valentine’s Day.
Many can’t even afford to ‘supersize it’ today.
Thanks for making us aware you’re in a better place.

— Randy Bryce (@IronStache) February 14, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

I Love My Curvy President

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

"Trump is now pushing the presidency’s organizational resources, in the form of presidential emergencies, to their limit. Like Carter, he’s got resources at his disposal that John Adams did not have. But as was true of Carter, Trump’s dependence on those resources is not a sign of strength but weakness."

http://coreyrobin.com/2019/02/14/what-does-trumps-pending-declaration-of-emergency-mean-about-his-power-and-the-state-of-his-presidency/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

So the Dems devised a compromise bill that Asshole may or may not sign but he's declaring an emergency for money anyway? Why shouldn't they just take the border money off the table again, if he's waving his ugly dick around?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link

um

There are police here on the hill circling politicians when they come in for the vote, keeping reporters away from them. This is not normal.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) February 14, 2019

sleeve, Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

This is fucked. The police say they're just "escorting" the senators to the vote. In effect, they're shielding them from taking questions. Never seen this before.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) February 14, 2019

sleeve, Thursday, 14 February 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

nazis! . . . half-off . . . at the hazard county fair

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzaI0bTVAAAkhRx.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 15 February 2019 05:24 (five years ago) link

every good URL has a space in it

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 05:40 (five years ago) link

I’m a nationally syndicated doctor

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 15 February 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link

the land of oz

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 06:09 (five years ago) link

XP I own a mansion and a yacht

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 February 2019 06:14 (five years ago) link

you are a patriot and my role model

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 06:16 (five years ago) link

tbf P and . are separate characters

steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 15 February 2019 06:43 (five years ago) link

"trump plans national emergency" is a weird headline

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 06:57 (five years ago) link

weird, or inevitable?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 15 February 2019 07:39 (five years ago) link

donald trump: "weird, inevitable and legal!"

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 10:37 (five years ago) link

I thought people were having a hard time believing that trump was 6'2 last year so finding it odd that he's gained an imaginary inch since then.

Stevolende, Friday, 15 February 2019 12:04 (five years ago) link

good morning!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 12:07 (five years ago) link

On CNN last night, talking about the new Attorney General, one of the hosts said something to the effect of "And to start today, of all days, in the midst of all this turmoil."

Would that not apply to every single day of this presidency? I don't recall the downtime.

clemenza, Friday, 15 February 2019 12:43 (five years ago) link

Apart from the day of his inaug?

Mark G, Friday, 15 February 2019 12:54 (five years ago) link

I thought people were having a hard time believing that trump was 6'2 last year so finding it odd that he's gained an imaginary inch since then.

What people were saying last year is still available to be checked

steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 15 February 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link

the girther movement!

StanM, Friday, 15 February 2019 13:03 (five years ago) link

Weld to challenge to God-Emperor. I can't imagine him getting much support, but discord on the R side is generally a good thing.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

Here's to hoping his chutzpah leads to similar challenges from people I've actually heard of before.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

Good luck USA

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

Wow, he is babbling

jmm, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

Weld was the Libertarian VP candidate. He's a well-spoken moderate R, and alarmed by Trump, in the last weeks of the '16 campaign, urged independent voters to vote for HRC rather than his own party in swing states. I like him.

no expense was incurred (Sanpaku), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link

"I'm going to be signing a national emergency, and it’s been signed many times before. It’s been signed by other presidents from 1977 or so it gave the presidents the power," Trump said. "There’s rarely been a problem. They sign it, nobody cares. I guess they weren’t very exciting."

waht

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

The Guardian live coverage is interesting in that it's embedding in each part of the story that Trump's side of it is complete horseshit.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

Carter wasn't very exciting iirc

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

someone needs to be collecting all the great/depressing thread titles that come too early in the month to have a chance. "There's rarely been a problem," "They sign it, nobody cares," "I guess they weren't very exciting"... all strong contenders that just missed their window.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

I'd personally favor your current dn, Dr. C.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

"Ann Coulter, I don't know her, I hardly know her, I haven't spoken to her in a year"

jmm, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

The Guardian live coverage is interesting in that it's embedding in each part of the story that Trump's side of it is complete horseshit.

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, February 15, 2019 5:07 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's the only way to try to do basic reporting about this.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that it's so remarkable is sad.

pomenitul, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

TBF, most 'journalists' aren't really engaged in basic reporting these days.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link

I heard about it from a woman I said what are you talking about then I read it in a paper and I put out a statement that said don't do it

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link

"He had rocket ships flying over Japan"

jmm, Friday, 15 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

Jim Acosta, who the president doesn’t like, asks Trump why he is declaring a national emergency at a time when statistics show undocumented immigration has just dropped to its lowest level in a decade.

“You don’t really believe that stat do you?” Trump says. That stat comes from his own government.

Trump says he has seen statistics which contradict the numbers reported by the government’s Customs and Border Protection bureau.

The president is asked where he is getting those statistics from.

“I use many stats,” Trump says.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

based on his medical report, he might need many stents

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

Trump, responding to my question, concedes there’s no national emergency to justify building his wall: “I didn’t need to do this... I just want to do it faster.”
That answer will complicate his legal case.

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) February 15, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

I thought SCOTUS made a habit lately of disregarding intentions

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

starting to think this trump fella is a bad president tbh

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

I didn't need to rob a bank really but waiting until payday is sooooo boooooring.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

ha!

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 15 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

@dick_nixon Am I hearing right? Did he just use a racist asian accent to quote China’s Xi? “We give death penalty to people who sell drugs.” He purposely left out the article.

— Nancy Mades-Byrd (@NMBPodcaster) February 15, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

hmm, maybe the president is racist.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

The more xenophobic interpretation of Trump's words/actions is often the correct one. It's called Occam's Racist iirc.

The kids call it 'artisinal going to the bathroom' (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

so is everyone gonna register GOP to vote for Weld?

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Friday, 15 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

the NY primary's date is not yet established, so my vote on the Dem side might actually matter,

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and her colleague Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX) will introduce a bill to block President Donald Trump‘s national emergency declaration, she announced on Twitter Friday morning.

“If President Trump declares a national emergency to fund his border wall, I’m prepared to introduce a resolution to terminate the President’s emergency declaration,” Castro of Texas said in a statement Thursday. The National Emergencies Act gives Congress the authority to do so by enacting a joint resolution, according to Castro.

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-plans-bill-to-block-trumps-national-emergency-declaration/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

I don't know what the procedure is here but it would seem the President admitting on live TV that the emergency declaration was unnecessary might help their case

frogbs, Friday, 15 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

I believe it falls under stare stupide

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

Inevitable but anyway

Breaking: "A federal judge has placed a gag order on Roger Stone and attorneys involved in his criminal case," @kpolantz reports

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

Have to say this is very clever.

NEW: A judge ruled Roger Stone can still talk to the press and in public about his case, he just can't do it in front of the courthouse. She warned that if he tries to complain later about pretrial publicity, she'll consider how much he's to blame https://t.co/6sFKGK7Q3D pic.twitter.com/va228PJXQ7

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

Hmm.

Huge scoop from @PamelaBrownCNN -- Sarah Sanders has been interviewed by the special counsel.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 15, 2019

"The President urged me, like he has everyone in the administration, to fully cooperate with the special counsel. I was happy to voluntarily sit down with them," Sanders said in a statement to CNN.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

"Then they started asking questions. Can I go home now?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

extremely voluntarily. the most.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

I'd like to imagine she responded to the special counsel just as she does to the media.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

Hahaha. I imagine if she tried that it lasted about five seconds.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

Many xposts, but I just read: I thought SCOTUS made a habit lately of disregarding intentions as "I thought POTUS made a habit lately of disregarding infections."

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Friday, 15 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

well, sure, hence the existence of Alito, Gorsuch, etc.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

ACLU suing Yamergency

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

perhaps he can consider declaring a national emergency because mass shootings are still happening

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

rather than “hur dur i want to build a fence”

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

He doesn't want his presidency to end without some form of physical thing he can slap his name on and call his legacy. That's all it boils down to, he doesn't give a shit how it happens.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 15 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

meanwhile President Coulter has a warning:

The goal is to get Trump's stupidest voters to say "HE'S FIGHTING!" No he's not. If he signs this bill, it's over. https://t.co/6DQSkqxV8h

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 15, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

Worth noting

Here's prosecutors' response to Roger Stone's challenge to having his case designated as "related" to the prosecution of Russian nationals re: the DNC hack — they argue there are common search warrants and underlying criminal events involved https://t.co/FTLAfUhfma pic.twitter.com/suWHoXPYPM

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 15, 2019

Prosecutors: "In other words, the criminal conduct alleged in Netyksho was a central focus of the congressional investigation that [Stone] is alleged to have obstructed..." pic.twitter.com/SCnGiTJSls

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

Annnnnd...

Breaking: Prosecutors say for the first time they have evidence of Roger Stone communicating with Wikileaks, according to a new court filing from special counsel prosecutors.

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link

Elsewhere:

NEW: House Oversight says it has new documents from OGE that show Trump's lawyers gave the agency "evolving stories" on whether Trump had reimbursed Cohen—including likening the expenses for which Trump reimbursed him to "payments for a kitchen remodel." https://t.co/F0IDF3VApt

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

My congressperson, who was sort of a "moderate" on border and immigration issues until Trump, has spent the last two years going all in on fascism. And for the laziest of reasons, really--pure political expediency. He makes me want to vomit.

https://ptpimg.me/7xq144.png

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

https://ptpimg.me/7xq144.png

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

I'd say I'd like to see this "research," but there's not a single word of that that isn't in absolute bad faith.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

I know that these people will never suffer for their actions, and that upsets me.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

from the progression of his talking points, and what he has been willing to support and justify, over the past two years, it's obvious that there is literally nothing that the president and his administration might do that my representative and most other GOP reps could not find it in themselves to support. arrests of journalists, concentration camps, genocide. it's all fine with them. or would be fine if we prepare for it by a few increments. when i see his never-not-bland face i see the face of those that murdered my relatives in Theresienstadt.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link

if that seems extreme to you, you're not paying attention.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

I don't catch up until late in the day, so I'm sure this has been discussed lots already, but "I didn’t need to do this...I just want to do it faster" on the day the emergency is declared and the legal challenges are launched is beyond surreal. Not to mention relegating the emergency to fifth or sixth on the press conference agenda. Or the sing-songy 9th-Circuit rap.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/430191-trump-predicts-ninth-circuit-will-block-emergency-wall-declaration?jwsource=cl

clemenza, Saturday, 16 February 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

Image if he wasn’t a fucking idiot??

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 February 2019 03:02 (five years ago) link

that sing-song 9th Circuit rant was really unhinged

Dan S, Saturday, 16 February 2019 03:18 (five years ago) link

Holy shit, what the fuck.

Sometimes I just need to say it explicitly and really let it sink in: this man is the President of the United States.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 February 2019 04:17 (five years ago) link

wow, what the hell

k3vin k., Saturday, 16 February 2019 05:25 (five years ago) link

Mustard needs to set that to a great beat

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 February 2019 11:34 (five years ago) link

Our auto-autotuning POTUS.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 February 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link

Sometimes I just need to say it explicitly and really let it sink in: this man is the President of the United States.

sort of the natural end product of that shining occupation

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 February 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

National Emergency, Day 1. A nation holds its breath in terror. Will we survive this? pic.twitter.com/HrmoChgC1e

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) February 16, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

Also....THAT'S the private club that's supposed to be the height of members-only luxury? I've seen breakfast rooms as nice as that at airport Ramadas.

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) February 16, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 February 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

United Club is better than that

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

Nice Vampire Weekend tribute in the next room tho.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 16 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

Man, that omelette station chef could do us all a favor and take one for the country.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 16 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

I’d like to think the egg mix has had a distinct scrotumy taste for a while now.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 February 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

Omelet station has a choice of the finest... ketchups

Goddess, goddesses, gods or God, end this world please

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 February 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

tbf, i think i see tabasco there too.

nickn, Saturday, 16 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

Did he really declare a national emergency? I didn't get a Presidential Alert about it on my phone.

⅋ (crüt), Saturday, 16 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

What's up with his face?

Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 16 February 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

Ark of the covenant opened

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

We’re all gonna ignore the “walk the walk” poster?

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 February 2019 02:18 (five years ago) link

Trying to

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 February 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link

fucking nytimes, this is just an enraging subhed at the top of their homepage right now:

Data suggested that the harsh immigration policies may be achieving some of their intended effects.

what are these "intended effects" ny times? what is the INTENTION behind trump's harsh immigration policies - policies like locking up thousands of children? like building a giant medieval wall? if you listen to trump, you hear that it's "because we have tremendous amounts of drugs flowing into the country" or because violent criminals cross the border and attack people.

but the piece goes on to profile a woman named natali who's fleeing a honduran gang who had threatened her. and a guy named elde, who wasn't dissuaded by trump's policies at all and tried crossing the border but failed. "i'll just keep trying" he says. and a 50-year-old woman with her teenage daughter who, when asked if she would try crossing illegally if that were her last option said "yes".

LITERALLY NONE OF THE STATED "INTENDED EFFECTS" OF TRUMP'S POLICIES ARE BEING BORNE OUT IN THESE INTERVIEWS

but all that aside - the ACTUAL "intentions" of trump's immigration policies is just as likely, and arguably more likely, to be aimed at bolstering his poll numbers and to deliver on demagogic promises he made in the 2016 campaign.

so we have a story about some people finding it difficult to cross but basically saying they're going to keep trying anyway because their lives suck so hard where they come from. the headline to that might read: "MIGRANTS SEEK US RESIDENCE DESPITE SETBACKS"

or: "TRUMP POLICIES FAIL TO DETER HARD-LUCK MIGRANTS"

or if you were writing a story about trump's "intentions" with these policies you might write: "TRUMP APPROVAL STUBBORNLY LOW DESPITE EMERGENCY"

but instead?

Data suggested that the harsh immigration policies may be achieving some of their intended effects.
fuck off

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 February 2019 11:22 (five years ago) link

Hear, hear Tracer.

I recently had a minor epiphany of sorts, which I haven't yet been able to put into practice, that I should be challenging the "immigration problem" rhetoric I still occasionally encounter among my acquaintances* by asking them to answer two simple questions: Do you think the "problem" has gotten worse since the Clinton years? And do you know what the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 did?

*Mostly white, Southern old-timers from 12-step meetings, who seem pleasant enough until they get to running their mouths outside in the smokers' circle

The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Sunday, 17 February 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link

good morning!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

"...a thing called the Nobel Prize,”

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link

that's a great link bernard. vox really delivers the goods sometimes.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 17, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

otm, get it done america

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

It's true his tweets are funnier than SNL

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

I totally support Trump and the GOP starting their own competing comedy show.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 17 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

WASHINGTON — Senator Lindsey Graham, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, vowed on Sunday to investigate whether the top officials at the Justice Department and the F.B.I. plotted an “attempted bureaucratic coup” to remove President Trump from office, and said he would subpoena the former F.B.I. director and the deputy attorney general if necessary.

Mr. Graham was reacting to an interview in which the former F.B.I. deputy director, Andrew G. McCabe, confirmed an earlier New York Times report that the deputy attorney general, Rod J. Rosenstein, had suggested wearing a wire in meetings with Mr. Trump and that Justice Department officials had discussed recruiting cabinet members to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Mr. Trump from office.

Mr. Rosenstein has disputed the account.

“I think everybody in the country needs to know if it happened,” Mr. Graham said on the CBS program “Face the Nation,” calling Mr. McCabe’s assertion “beyond stunning.” He added: “I’m going to do everything I can to get to the bottom of Department of Justice, F.B.I. behavior toward President Trump and his campaign.”

Asked by the program’s host, Margaret Brennan, if he would subpoena Mr. McCabe and Mr. Rosenstein to testify, Mr. Graham said, “How can I not if that’s what it takes?” He promised to have a hearing to find out “who’s telling the truth.”

was lindsey graham always this loathsome? he's gone from 95th percentile asshole to 99.999th god-tier over this past year

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

He tweeted that about SNL just to twit Lorne Michaels into having Stephen Miller host it. Lorne would 100% do it, if asked.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=main_fb§ion=politics&utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages&__twitter_impression=true

steven, soda jerk (sic), Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

def most likely to have a a closet full of skeletons in David Pecker's safe

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

xpost Graham

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

He tweeted that about SNL just to twit Lorne Michaels into having Stephen Miller host it. Lorne would 100% do it, if asked.

speaking of NBC late-night hosts, i have to admit i wouldn't mind watching jimmy fallon rustle and tussle the top of stephen miller's head like he did trump's

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

Lindsay Graham's performance as Compromised Senator #2 is a little too on-the-nose for my liking but tbf the script is also to blame, as his crooked motivations shouldn't be this glaringly telegraphed this early in the story.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Sunday, 17 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

Weird how at one point South Carolina of all places had an Indian-American governor, an African-American senator and um, Lindsey Graham.

pplains, Sunday, 17 February 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

Someone forgot to bring the applesauce sign to Europe with them.

Speaking to a security conference in Munich, Pence tells his audience he brings greetings from President Trump... and not a single person claps. #awkward pic.twitter.com/JkFpsKqfgk

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 16, 2019

pplains, Sunday, 17 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

OMG -- Pence was visibly shook in Poland when he received absolutely no reaction to what was clearly supposed to be an applause line about how "the time has come for our European partners to withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal." pic.twitter.com/biRxARZkcM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 16, 2019

pplains, Sunday, 17 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

The idea that Pence didn’t have more self awareness how unpopular this decision was internationally might negate the perception that he’d be more skillful at getting through bad policy ideas than Trump has been.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 17 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

He’s extremely stupid, and there’s a long public record of his stupidity to back it up.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 17 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

o do i have this right

1) there is a national emergency on the texas border
2) the president is vacationing in florida
3) the veep is out of the country

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

xpost i wasn't that familiar with pence before he became VP, so i always kind of thought people were exaggerating his stupidity. but he really is fucking stupid and his trademark blank look is a result of the complete inactivity inside his head rather than any sort of steely resolve or poker face

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

theoretically someone could fill up his cavernous brain cavity with an agenda or information or some sort of purpose, but no one has done it so he's just the weekend at bernies 2 dead guy, standing there and occasionally making his arms move to sign documents

Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

he says the words that mean the things, and he says them in the right order, what more do you want?? does he have to SHOW you his pair of gray Bike coach's shorts for to understand he's that kind of solid dude? come on now

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link

Talk about a bubble... everywhere that guy goes, people are cheering in the right places. It must be confounding to hear that stone cold silence. He may have excused it in his head that the mic must've dropped out.

pplains, Monday, 18 February 2019 02:15 (five years ago) link

I posted this a few months ago. Doesn't matter how big the crowd, Pencey still gonna do the booming Political Title FIRSTNAME LASTNAME when he gets to do it.

https://t.co/eJG4oDztLV

— Together (@IndivisibleLRCA) September 21, 2018

pplains, Monday, 18 February 2019 02:20 (five years ago) link

bless his heart, as they say in parts of the country (not sure about indiana).

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 18 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

"mom, i said the words"

*cries*

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

Trump will be on campus in a couple hours. Two buildings away an anti-abortion group, the kind that loves gruesome blown up photos of eviscerated fetuses, has its annual display. He'll love it!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 February 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

a guy with his history and profile seems soooooooooo open for criticism on this angle. i could build a 50 acre toxic sludge lagoon with potential shitposts tbh.

Hunt3r, Monday, 18 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

The editor of a small-town Alabama newspaper published an editorial calling for “the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again” against “Democrats in the Republican Party and Democrats [who] are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama.”

Goodloe Sutton — who is also the publisher of the Democrat-Reporter newspaper in Linden, Alabama — confirmed to the Montgomery Advertiser on Monday that he authored the Feb. 14 editorial calling for the return of a white supremacist hate group.

“If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out D.C., we’d all been better off,” Sutton said. Asked to elaborate what he meant by “cleaning up D.C.,” Sutton suggested lynching. “We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them,” Sutton said.

https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2019/02/18/alabama-newspaper-ku-klux-klan-to-night-ride-again-linden-democrat-reporter-goodloe-sutton/2910436002/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 01:53 (five years ago) link

I bet that editor is a registered Republican.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 01:56 (five years ago) link

Then why is it the DEMOCRAT reporter?

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 01:57 (five years ago) link

legacy name

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 02:06 (five years ago) link

wait till john roberts hears that racism still exists

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 02:18 (five years ago) link

Goodloe Sutton

we're living in a terry southern novel

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link

Aimless got so durn caught up in 'splaining, he plumb missed the part where Jimmy was cracking a joke.

pplains, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

hell and damnation, pplains. if'n a man asks a question, why wouldn't he want an answer? and answerin' a straight question ain't what yer callin' 'splaining. if'n the question ain't straight, then the least a man can do is wink real big.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 03:52 (five years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
The Washington Post is a Fact Checker only for the Democrats. For the Republicans, and for your all time favorite President, it is a Fake Fact Checker!
3:22 PM - Feb 19, 2019

He admits it.

nashwan, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link

God these people are the biggest dumbfucks in the history of the world, it's hilarious

JUST IN: Judge Amy Berman Jackson orders Roger Stone to explain why the gag order AND/OR his conditions of release shouldn't be changed after yesterday's Instagram post. pic.twitter.com/LSzwoaxmg5

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 19, 2019

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

IMO it's that they literally don't care because they're all gonna get pardoned anyway

sleeve, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

your all time favorite President

I read that and picture him in clown make-up, waving his small hands in the air, and a Jimmy Durante "ha-cha-cha!"

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
The Washington Post is a Fact Checker only for the Democrats. For the Republicans, and for your all time favorite President, it is a Fake Fact Checker!
3:22 PM - Feb 19, 2019

haha, and this month's thread title already made me sing Locomotive Breath every time I saw it

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

“Your all time favorite president”

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

He maintains an impressive balance between his abject neediness and his willingness to grotesquely parody that neediness for the sake of trolling the American public. Both very solid, admirable qualities in a world leader.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

what's great is that there's a bot-network that always appears just beneath his tweets, and they all say

"Best. President. Ever."

he probably doesn't even know they're bots

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

The Associated Press reports on nicknaming being the new ratfucking:

Inside the West Wing and in conversations with outside allies, Trump has been workshopping new attempts to imprint his new adversaries with lasting labels, according to two people on whom the president has tested out the nicknames.

They spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss private conversations with the president. He is also testing out lines of attack in public rallies, exploring vulnerabilities he could use against them should they advance to the general election.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

Nicknaming opponents started in the nineteenth century. It had just fallen out of favor until Trump came along.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

Oops.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/19/us/politics/trump-investigations.html

As federal prosecutors in Manhattan gathered evidence late last year about President Trump’s role in silencing women with hush payments during the 2016 campaign, Mr. Trump called Matthew G. Whitaker, his newly installed attorney general, with a question. He asked whether Geoffrey S. Berman, the United States attorney for the Southern District of New York and a Trump ally, could be put in charge of the widening investigation, according to several American officials with direct knowledge of the call.

Mr. Whitaker, who had privately told associates that part of his role at the Justice Department was to “jump on a grenade” for the president, knew he could not put Mr. Berman in charge, since Mr. Berman had already recused himself from the investigation. The president soon soured on Mr. Whitaker, as he often does with his aides, and complained about his inability to pull levers at the Justice Department that could make the president’s many legal problems go away.

Trying to install a perceived loyalist atop a widening inquiry is a familiar tactic for Mr. Trump, who has been struggling to beat back the investigations that have consumed his presidency. His efforts have exposed him to accusations of obstruction of justice as Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, finishes his work investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

"Finishes"? Are we there yet?

☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

The whole piece is useful both as a general timeline and for some further details.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

So many crystal clear examples of obstruction of justice, it’s insane that we are living through all this

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I said it at least 18 months ago. Obstruction of justice, however obvious it might be, won't be enough to successfully impeach him or even change anyone's minds about his fitness to be president.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

Sure, I’m with you there. It’s just a reflection of the bizarre times we live in - a single incident of these clear cases of corruption would have been enough to make a politician resign in disgrace as recently as 3 years ago

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

should we make a thread about all the insane things about this presidency that's faded from public memory? just for posterity? I mean stuff like

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

a single incident of these clear cases of corruption would have been enough to make a politician resign in disgrace as recently as 3 years ago

It still works on Democrats!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Except in Virginia!

nickn, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

On Tuesday, after The Times article published, Mr. Trump denied that he had asked Mr. Whitaker if Mr. Berman could be put in charge of the investigation. “No, I don’t know who gave you that, that’s more fake news,” Mr. Trump said. “There’s a lot of fake news out there. No, I didn’t.”

the NYT replied "Yeah huh!!"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 01:34 (five years ago) link

They trotted out Kellyanne Conway on CNN tonight--I haven't seen her for ages, but that doesn't necessarily mean she hasn't been on there. Anyway, I take that as a sign there's real concern over this McCabe thing. (I wish there were a Mrs. Miller somewhere in the mix.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:38 (five years ago) link

Maybe Stephen wouldn’t be so fucking awful if there was.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

https://oversight.house.gov/news/press-releases/multiple-whistleblowers-raise-grave-concerns-with-white-house-efforts-to

Today, Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, the Chairman of the Committee on Oversight and Reform, issued an interim staff report after multiple whistleblowers came forward to warn about efforts inside the White House to rush the transfer of highly sensitive U.S. nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia in potential violation of the Atomic Energy Act and without review by Congress as required by law—efforts that may be ongoing to this day.

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 05:07 (five years ago) link

Yikes!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link

but you don't understand, it's part of the deal

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 05:35 (five years ago) link

fuck.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 08:57 (five years ago) link

Sell everything! https://t.co/L0W3QioYe8

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) February 19, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link

The lawyers settled on it. pic.twitter.com/V6SadQkyBb

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 20, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 12:43 (five years ago) link

so the Covington MAGA teen is suing WaPo for $250,000,000. cool country we live in

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

tbf he and his defenders did seem like assholes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link

I expect him to grow into a fine, upstanding gentleman.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

Good morning!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link

Huh so weird that he would specifically start with the Washington Post. How odd.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link

I mean he continues to exhibit the behavior you'd expect from someone who's been acting in good faith from the very start. I daresay Jesus himself would've taken similar steps.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

1. You start by suing the Washington Post because it's not rich in its own right, but it is owned by the richest humanoid in the galaxy. Willie Sutton principle. Suing poor people is stupid.

2. Right-wingers (of course) gleefully mock what they consider to be the obsession the left and the media ("but I repeat myself," hyuk hyuk) with the Covington Kidz.

"The alleged crime of Smirking While White" is a typical zing.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link

There are a lot of other plenty rich media moguls to sue who aren't the President's archenemy

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

The suit by the Covington Kid (in reality this would be his parents who are suing) has several obvious purposes. The most important is to keep the story alive, so the family can find some indirect way to profit from the massive publicity this got. Next would be to frame the story to make it appear they have a legitimate case, and therefore have suffered a grievous harm ($250,000,000!!!) at the hands of the villainous liberal media, thus making their story better bait for FOX News & the conservative media. Lastly, there's always a tiny chance the WaPo could settle the suit and they'd get to pocket maybe fifty or a hundred thousand, free and clear after legal fees. It's like dropping a quarter in a slot machine and pulling the handle to see if it pays off.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

Well now that's certainly a cynical take!

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

If they had sued for, let's say, $100,000 plus legal fees, I would not treat them like dropped their trousers in public and painted their genitals in fluorescent colors in the hope of attracting attention.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

The suit is absurd but I think a number of media organizations and social media personalities made fools of themselves during that whole Covington thing. Not a proud moment for America.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

This job applicant was both raised in a racist community, and litigious. Top of the pile.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

I’m sure his family is comfortable but a lawsuit like that requires serious money if it’s something other than a publicity tour. I assume an even dumber Peter thiel is behind that.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

There’s no reason to assume anything other than the most cynical motivation for the lawsuit.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised at you all! This is simply a matter of a concerned family looking out for the best interests of their son. These are good people, pillars of their community.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link

(On the off chance that anyone is unable to recognize the visible waves of sarcasm radiating from my posts, please note that I'm of the opinion that this is probably a garbage family who should be permasealed in a subterranean chamber so that functioning members of society never have to encounter or interact with them.)

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised at you all! This is simply a matter of a concerned family looking out for the best interests of their son. These are good people, pillars of their community.

Pretty good Treeship imitation, but to really sell the bit you have to put some of it in the form of a question, or state "I just learned about (huge aspect of modern existence) today, but..."

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

Kinda feel like these folks are symptomatic of a shift in shitty people over the past couple of years, where before people would embrace venality simply out of, I dunno, the general lack of a moral center. Kind of a more casual and incidental turd-dom. But nowadays people seem more inclined to intentionally steer into outright nigh-cartoonish villainy. I foresee an uptick in velvet capes and scepters coming 'round the bend.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

roger stone was ahead of his time

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

Here's to hoping all of this ilk aspire to the Shkreli arc in toto.

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

Hey unperson, leave me alone.

xp

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

Hey unperson, leave me alone up yours.

ftfy

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link

Lots of flurry re this new story but I'd say look at more of the details in it:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/20/politics/special-counsel-conclusion-announcement/index.html

The regulations require Mueller to explain in his report all decisions to prosecute or not prosecute matters under scrutiny. Barr would also need to inform Congress if the Justice Department prevented the special counsel team from pursuing any investigative steps....

Mueller has referred certain matters that fell outside the scope of the Russia probe to other US Attorneys to pursue. Some of those investigations have already been revealed, including the investigation in New York into former Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen. That probe has spawned subsequent federal investigations in New York into the Trump Organization and the Trump Inaugural Committee. It is possible the special counsel's team has referred other matters that have not yet come to light.

For close watchers of the federal courthouse and the Mueller team, small changes have added up in recent weeks.

On Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday last week, special counsel's office employees carried boxes and pushed a cart full of files out of their office -- an unusual move that could foreshadow a hand-off of legal work....

Mueller and his prosecutors are still reporting to work as frequently as ever -- with some even coming in on recent snow days and Presidents' Day. But also visiting them more often than ever before are the prosecutors from the DC US Attorney's Office and others in the Justice Department who've worked on the Mueller cases.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

roger stone was ahead of his time, but "balloon-boy was a fucking visionary" is waht we are coming to terms with here xp

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

Also, adding to the above (this leaped out to me as well)

I also don't think this is Barr shutting this down. I think it is Mueller waiting until Barr is in place.

If they were moving files LAST WEEK that was before Barr was confirmed.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 20, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

The only tremor of trepidation I have at Mueller handing off a pack of indictments, evidence and prosecutions to their local districts is that some federal prosecutors and their offices are much less competent than the crack team Mueller assembled. Having watched my local federal prosecutors bungle two different trials of the Cliven Bundy clan and their armed henchmen, my faith in their professionalism is somewhat shaken.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

Goddamnit that Bundy shit was infuriating.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Granted but in this case the handoffs have been notably going to the SDNY office -- which pretty much everyone agrees operates in their own universe, and whose own Trump-appointed head has recused himself -- and the DC one, which probably ranks second. This all makes sense given the principals involved. Further, handoffs likely mean a lot of evidence -- and it's worth remembering that the Stone prosecutors have already said there's a ton of stuff they need to go through. The Bundy fuckups are just that, but I'd also argue it was also the jury that made the decision, and dare I say there's a world of difference between juries out West in more rural areas re land use issues (and obvious assholery) and juries in those two locations dealing with big scandals. The Manafort case is instructive in this regard, where even that one MAGA type interviewed afterward said "Yeah I wanted to let him off but no, the evidence was all there."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

holy shit Rutger Bregman owns

Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a 'tiny brain...moron' during an interview. NowThis has obtained the full segment with historian Rutger Bregman that Fox News is refusing to air. pic.twitter.com/kERYPUaGLY

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) February 20, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

Wheeler adding this:

Re: Timing this around Barr's arrival:

1) CNN says Mueller was moving files last week before he was confirmed
2) He presumably hasn't done ethics review yet, so Rosenstein in charge of day-to-day for now
3) W/him in place no concern abt inferior officer supervising Mueller

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 20, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

i know ned posted it just upthread, but i'm surprised there's not more of a reaction to the announcement about the upcoming conclusion of the Mueller investigation (tentatively set for next week)? maybe everyone is just exhausted with all this shit

Washington (CNN)Attorney General Bill Barr is preparing to announce as early as next week the completion of special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation, with plans for Barr to submit to Congress soon after a summary of Mueller's confidential report, according to people familiar with the plans.

The preparations are the clearest indication yet that Mueller is nearly done with his almost two-year investigation.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

I'm definitly going to hold off on any excitement or expectations about this.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

Yes, I'm fairly sure I'm just exhausted with all this shit. Particularly as I remain unconvinced that the ultimate response to the case Mueller meticulously lays out will be much more than 'okay, and...?'

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

i guess the least i'm hoping for is that the conclusions give pause to those that are not in the Trump cult but voted for him last time for whatever stupid reason that climbed into their heads.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

I think we may have to wait until the finances of the Trump Organization have been thoroughly investigated by the SDNY office before we could see indictments that directly touch Trump's family members, unless there is a pending indictment of Don, Jr. we haven't seen, yet. His actions to date suggest Mueller stuck fairly closely to investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election, while handing off evidence of any other crimes to the relevant district offices. That's how I read the public record as of today.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

really hard to imagine any real consequences for anyone involved honestly

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

Manafort disagrees. Flynn disagrees. Cohen disagrees. Roger Stone is caught like a fly on flypaper, but still is struggling. Although I'd love to see Stone turn cooperative and spill his guts, I doubt he will. There's no reason for Trump to issue pardons to these people if Mueller closes shop at this point. Trump is not a generous or grateful person.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

It must be a real kick in the dick for Mueller to know that whatever findings he unveils, within 14 seconds every mainstream media outlet is going to turn it all into "What does this mean for Trump's chances in 2020?"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

^^^ exactly. I guess I'm referring mostly to Trump/Trump's businesses and the GOP's complicity in all this. I wanna be hopeful but we live in a system that seems to be set up solely to protect people like this. Even Flynn/Stone/Cohen are likely getting what, 2-3 year sentences? (Manafort is something else entirely)

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

At best we can hope, electorally, is that it shakes loose the remaining independents from Trump, for his base of zombies ain't eroding. And he's not going to jail.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

As I recall, he felt "great pressure" about Russia until he 'relieved' himself by firing Comey. Then for the next 18 months he frantically proceeded to act guilty as hell. My main conclusion, if Mueller can't nail Trump over cutting deals with Russia to lift sanctions if they threw their efforts behind screwing Hillary, is that Mueller couldn't turn up enough solid evidence, not that it never happened.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

happy mitch mcconnell's birthday, everyone

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:15 (five years ago) link

Meantime, as I posted in the alt right thread:

A @gwupoe scoop: A LT in the US Coast Guard was arrested this week for drug and gun charges. It looked like a run of the mill case until the detention memo filed yesterday. He had a hit list, contacts with white supremacists, guns, and, again, was an Coastie assigned to HQ.

— Seamus Hughes (@SeamusHughes) February 20, 2019

This...is something.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link

Between this and the Portland police article this week, five years ago, thought the idea that the supremacists were actively joining / infiltrating police, armed forces etc. sounded like a conspiracy theory. Haven't felt like that for a while.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

At what point does Trump become too much damaged goods for Putin to bother with.
would think that might have some bearing on things.
& is no longer having complete carte blanche to do everything he wants because there are finally checks in place going to mean his attraction diminishes.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

it's very real and very scary

sleeve, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

Trump has no idea about his administration’s push to decriminalize homosexuality around the world, per WH transcript from today’s pool spray: pic.twitter.com/fkzzE8OMFb

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) February 20, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

We have many reports. I use many stats. Many people are saying... he's starting to sound like a malfunctioning robot.

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link

i was going to ask why they trot him out there without giving him a download of new information first but then again they probably did.

omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

pay no attention to that man in front of the curtain

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

Who sez "Say it?" as a request to repeat or clarify something you just said?

A Grape Ape Agape (Leee), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

An impossibly ambulatory mass of flesh and bone masquerading as a someone?

A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

tbh “SAY IT” was the best SpeaknSpell 8bit module game, and “SAY IT” deserves to be sampled into pop megastardom, either in 1989 or 2020, i’m not sure which.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

rutger bregman for preggzsidetn imo

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

who the fuck asked that question? just trying to get him to notice so that he'll tell them to stop doing it or something? probably a reporter from CBN

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link

Michael Cohen is testifying publicly.
The House Oversight Committee announced that they have rescheduled Michael Cohen’s public hearing for 10am on Wednesday, February 27th

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:25 (five years ago) link

*trump goon emerges from the shadows, tapping a baseball bat against his palm*

you sure about that cohen

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link

Per that memo, here’s what the Oversight Committee will — and won’t — ask Cohen about: https://t.co/ENl8pXVOak pic.twitter.com/DvdaXPtAvA

— Emma Loop (@LoopEmma) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link

That's a nice House Oversight Committee you have here, shame if something were to happen to it.

(Which is one of the more astounding and dumb things, if true -- like your hired goons would actually use such a cliche goon threat.)

A Grape Ape Agape (Leee), Thursday, 21 February 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link

If Mueller really is wrapping up next week, does that mean no more charges? Don jr and Jared are in the clear?

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 21 February 2019 01:53 (five years ago) link

Not if investigations have been handed off, and they clearly have been already.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 01:54 (five years ago) link

just thought you guys might be entertained by what my representative is up to

https://ptpimg.me/m18k29.png

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:03 (five years ago) link

Bright or white?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:05 (five years ago) link

and they say university professors are indoctrinating their students...

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:09 (five years ago) link

"Huh. Wonder if he's related to the WHY YES OF COURSE HE'S ONE OF THEM, HOW MANY SMUCKERS HAVE YOU EVER MET THAT WEREN'T?"

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:09 (five years ago) link

https://ptpimg.me/m18k29.png

Wow! Look at all those anchor babies!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link

said rep has not had a single public meeting w/ constituents since being elected in 2016 btw.

his PR MO is this: he tours whites-only institutions where he has captive or entire sympathetic audiences (various contracting businesses, schools and old-folks' homes run by christian evangelical organizations, American Legion meetings, Republican Party cook-outs, etc.), then his staff post photos of him smiling next to folks, and write things like, "images from my latest town hall! i had a great convresation with these factory employees about the economy and how immigrants are bloodsucking vampires. lots of great ideas. btw did i mention i am in the district and this was a town hall?"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link

Sounds like redistricting really put you all in a jam.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:30 (five years ago) link

nah, this asshole would have won regardless.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link

Quite a sticky situation.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:33 (five years ago) link

haha a valiant attempt, pplains

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:33 (five years ago) link

Just trying to preserve democracy here.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link

he really relished that one.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link

"with a name like smucker, it's got to be a lily-livered POS fascist back-bencher."

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:37 (five years ago) link

I'm not shocked, but I am somewhat surprised. I use their product all the time, not knowing they're the Chik-fil-a of my pantry.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link

tbh i don't think he's at all related to *those* smuckers. he actually grew up amish (and still has that PA dutch accent).

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:40 (five years ago) link

WAIT WAIT WAIT, I didn't read the last part of this sentence, I was so consumed by puns of marmalade.

president of the Smucker Company, a family-owned commercial construction firm in Smoketown.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

Phew. Turns out Smuckers owns a lot of my favorite foodstuffs.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:44 (five years ago) link

eh Smuckers jelly has high fructose corn syrup. Avoid that shit.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:47 (five years ago) link

don't worry pplains, i'm sure that the other smuckers are horrible rapacious capitalist scumbags, too.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:59 (five years ago) link

They're rampant in the area of Ohio where my grandma lives, and yes they are awful

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:05 (five years ago) link

It's quite jarring how far some of these families go.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:26 (five years ago) link

saints preserve us

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:43 (five years ago) link

lloyd smucker more like *adopts generic east coast accent* boid (bird) fucker

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link

his social media is filled with comments from supporters like this

https://ptpimg.me/6y544h.png

these people are troglodytes

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:35 (five years ago) link

"they stopped at Ellis Island and checked in"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:35 (five years ago) link

drinking that cool cool aid

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 February 2019 06:02 (five years ago) link

the coolest aid, many are saying

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 February 2019 06:26 (five years ago) link

Lloyd Smucker the Amish politician from Smoketown really sounds like something from a Coen-film.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 February 2019 11:25 (five years ago) link

Smoketown Smucker

brownie, Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:45 (five years ago) link

good morning!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:47 (five years ago) link

'Smucker? Of the Smoketown Smuckers? The Amish jam-manufacturers?'

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link

I hear he's one bad –

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link

Close your jar!

St. Boniface, patron saint of boner faces (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link

But I'm talking about Lloyd!

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link

It’s a complicated jam, and no one understands it ‘less they’re cooking

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link

i'm exPECTIN an apology for all these puns

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

with a name like Smucker it has to be wood (because wood is used in construction)

brownie, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

posting this again in case anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_nFI2Zb7qE

gets real good around the 5 minute mark. pretty clear that Tucker is not used to being called out like this.

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

extremely satisfying content ^

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

.@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2019

today's gonna suck

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

hooboy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

can't wait for the truthering of every hate crime over the next few years

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

I thought that was something being said to the president at first.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

even worse b/c most of the people I see whining on and on about this also happen to be the ones who unironically quote & RT Jacob Wohl

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

y'all follow the president on Twitter? The couple times I've posted tweets I've had to look him up.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

Smollett is not necessarily a worse person than anyone who is feeling gleeful over this story bc it reinforces their narrative on race, but he may be a lot dumber.

omar little, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

i follow some other accounts that retweets in like comic sans or some shits xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link

Smollett is fucking reprehensible and the damage he's done to this conversation is massive. Fuck that guy. He did this in order to make more money? Go to hell.

akm, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

that shit is disappointing but having this conversation with just about any of the people that would be moved by this is useless anyways .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

how many examples of right wing nuts fucking actually killing people and doing horrible shit is handwaved by the right , so i can give a fuck about there indignation regarding this shit.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

their*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

Not that it matters, but the most suspicious thing about his initial claim was the apparent cry of the assailants, "this is MAGA country!" Um, no it's not, not remotely.

Anyway, who the fuck cares about this guy, who the fuck cares about Trump, and who the fuck cares about the woman from Alabama who moved to Syria to join ISIS. They can all fuck themselves.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

by next week we will be on to some other shit anyways

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

MAGA country!

https://imgur.com/a/QGPhHTC

jaymc, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PpZS2A1.png

jaymc, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

there were a lot of red flags in the story, and knowing now he did it for money it makes sense that he'd claim he is so high profile that these two white MAGA hat dudes immediately knew he was the guy from Empire.

it's mostly just a genuine bummer and super infuriating. what he's done to the next person who comes forward with a true story, among many other things.

omar little, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

He’s probably mentally ill. This was a weird, reckless thing to do.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

Not that it “excuses” him but it’s frustrating when strange behavior by individuals becomes a political football.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

remember the whole rachel dolezal thing?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I felt bad for that woman and wasn’t into the mockery.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

just kinda upsetting that this is gonna get 25x the coverage as the lunatic who literally plotted to kill progressives

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

What the nation pays attention to will always be depressing

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

Trump tweeted that he had ordered FEMA to stop giving aid to California disaster victims unless the state changed its forest practices. After a freedom of information request turned up no records, FEMA acknowledged today that it never got any order. https://t.co/hKNgNmhTDC

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 21, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

What the nation pays attention to will always be depressing

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, February 21, 2019 5:52 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nation media

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

ok but the media focuses/directs attention

rob, Thursday, 21 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

probably, although it's hard to tell. i mean the "nation" is a media construct to begin with i suppose.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

this got a fraction of the coverage that smollett did

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

xpost
agreed!

rob, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

He got to this stage quicker than I figured.

T-minus two hours before he's due in court to answer for his Instagram activity, Roger Stone has taken to the platform to quote from the bible (HT @dsamuelsohn) pic.twitter.com/DGFL3E35rt

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

looool

God, choosing to associate with someone like roger stone is more damning than anything else

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

He’s probably mentally ill. This was a weird, reckless thing to do.

― Trϵϵship, Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On what possible basis are you making this conclusion? Not every bad thing that everyone does is the result of mental illness, no matter how strange it may seem; and as someone who deals with bipolar disorder and depression I'm sick and fucking tired of this generic term "mental illness" being slung around like this. As if it's a synonym for "crazed" and as if the mentally ill don't have control over their behavior.

Show me where you've hung your psychiatry shingle or GTFO with this armchair diagnosis garbage.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

"Did weird/bad thing, therefore must be mentally ill" is a nuclear level bad take. Walk into the fucking ocean.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

Ok

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

I think self-destructive, attention seeking behavior like that is often pathological in some way and maybe he’s not simply a “bad person” even though people are mad at him.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

i read it as being from a place of compassion as in, maybe he's got some problems and this arose from those.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

xpost

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

(and i know this might read as sophistry and it probaly is, but the line between diagnosable mental illness and "just a weird and/or bad person" is constantly shifting and fairly arbitrary. what bucket we put a particular behavior, or a particular person, in depends on the often very recent and typically quite fragile paradigms of psychology we're working within.)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

Yeah i am not suggesting people with mood disorders—like myself—are “likely” to act out in this way or anything like that.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

sorry to get all post-structuralist or whatever.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

xpost, again

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

Treesh, "weird and reckless behavior" correlates much more strongly to "male and under 30" than it does to "mentally ill".

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

Stone is taking the witness stand

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

He’s 36! Xp

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

that doesn't invalidate my point at all

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

Judge Jackson also just read from Roger Stone's financial filings, according to which he makes $47,000 a month as a consultant

— Rachel Weiner (@rachelweinerwp) February 21, 2019

WTF who pays him that ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

This will be a thing.

Stone's lawyer says the judge's questions would be better addressed by Stone, so Stone is now getting up on the stand and sworn in. This means he'll be able to be cross-examined by the government

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Eliza very OTM

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Well, he’s likely going to fucking prison anyway so I don’t see why it is also demanded of everyone that they think the worst of him

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Oh good grief.

Stone repeats he's under stress, says thoughts of being raped in prison if he's convicted are stressing him out. Says he let the court, his family and his attorneys down. "I can only say I"m sorry...forgive the trespass."

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Ahahahah

Jackson now pressing Stone on his apology, wants to know why he said he didn't select or review the photo. "How hard was it to come up with a photo that didn't have the crosshairs on it," she asks him.

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Stone says the crosshairs are a Celtic occultic symbol, he discovered, after having researched it. When ABJ asks what it means, Stone says, "I don't know your honor, I'm not into the occult."

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

jfc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

Eliza very OTM

sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

i'm sure that's a common explanation given about people who post things with swastikas on them, and hopefully it commonly does not work on the judge

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

if this judge buys this

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

xps to treesh: I think the majority objection to your previous comments had more to do with glibly presuming mental illness was a factor than your sympathy for his being the target of a massive pile-on. That's shifting the ground and not a worthy response to what others here have been pointing out.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

IT GETS BETTER

Judge ABJ is holding Stone's feet to the fire. "What was the lapse of judgment you regret?" Stone replies: he shouldn't have made the post.

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

ABJ wants to know how Stone can be deeply, sincerely sorry when he's been on a media spree talking about his Instagram post. Stone: "I have no rationalization or excuse ... it was just an error."

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

Stone says it's conceivable the image was selected from his phone, which "is used by numerous people." Says he has five or six people (volunteers). ABJ is not happy.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

lol who the fuck just lets other people use their phone ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

"I have no rationalization or excuse ... please accept my rationalization that it was just an error and therefore insignificant. I would also like to quote the Bible to the effect that if you can't excuse my little errors, then you are a monster without mercy and god hates you."

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

your honor it was a sheriffs star

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gaXigSu72A4/hqdefault.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

Let he who has not accidentally gone on a media spree after sharing vaguely threatening photos of the judge at their trial cast the first Stone (preferably into a pit with no bottom).

St. Boniface, patron saint of boner faces (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

Oh and separately

hoo boy https://t.co/ncmHrD2BRh pic.twitter.com/Lc3VMNJZiN

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link

also

1. What happened yesterday in North Carolina was one of the most extraordinary things I’ve ever seen in politics.

For months, Mark Harris claimed he was SHOCKED to learn a campaign operative was running an election fraud scheme

Then his son testified https://t.co/Dkof34zqZo

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) February 21, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

Dude made his own daddy cry hardcore, dammnnnnn.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

treesh i think it's fair to say that you should take Eliza's views into consideration when using phrases like "mentally ill" in a casual way, even if they weren't shared by a lot of other people here (which they are) (which includes me)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link

Fair enough.

Sorry eliza. Don’t tell me to kill myself again, though, please.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

pretty sure Eliza wanted you to stroll into an ocean of fucking, which, you know, who among us wouldn't welcome such a prospect

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

gaslighting him over it is nagl

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

wait what

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

pretty sure that was a james mason in star is born reference.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

isn't there some specific thread already where everybody schools Tresship ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

good point

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

dan m seemingly could not tell that your suggestion about Eliza's true meaning was designed to be unbelievable in a way that you hoped would be disarming.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

isn't there some specific thread already where everybody schools Tresship ?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one?

https://ilxor.com/ILX/BlogViewControllerServlet?boardid=0

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

dan i'd like to point out that you just got schooled on your sense of humour by.. Aimless

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

a mere glancing blow

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

:D

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

no I could absolutely tell that, I just don't think casting generalizations about mental illness nor telling people to kill themselves are good things

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

gaslighting means so many things now it is hard to keep up

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

i apologize for using the phrase mental illness. i knew better but wasn't thinking.

however i still think his motives seem opaque and if he was a friend of mine i'd probably advise him to do some work to find out why he acted in that way.

his actions were destructive but -- maybe -- not malicious. i'm sick of the public shaming culture. he should be held accountable but this doesn't need to define his life.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

it's a pretty incredibly fucking bad thing to do and almost monstrously selfish

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

and yeah it shows a lack of judgment that's so incredibly out of the ordinary that you do sort of have to wonder about his sanity. but whatever.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

i'm sick of the public shaming culture.

Yup, this stroy has received quite a lot of attention. It is germane to point out that this is true largely because it was intended by the perpetrator to generate a lot of attention, who designed it purposely to draw the maximum possible publicity to what he did. It worked. This is not how "public shaming culture" generally operates.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

BURN.

Judge ABJ: "It's the lawyers, not Mr. Stone, who were appalled. So thank you for the apology, but it rings quite hollow."

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

11:21: "He’s probably mentally ill. "
2:47: "i'm sick of the public shaming culture."

You should post less.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

!

Judge ABJ says his release under the current set of conditions without modification does pose a danger to the others and/or the community.

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

Jackson: "The privilege, the liberty he was afforded was promptly abused. You were right about that Mr. Stone. If the conduct of the past weekend is what Mr. Stone would call judicious, it would be foolhardy for the court to take no action and learn what injudicious looks like"

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

I suspect the judge silently includes herself among those "others and the community".

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

Judge ABJ is modifying the gag order. "No Mr. Stone, I'm not giving you another chance. I have serious doubt whether you learned any lesson at all." He can no longer speak publicly about the investigation or case, but he can still fundraise and proclaim his innocence.

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

Smart call. Stone and his cronies were all fired up for an immediate gag order from the start and were going to challenge it. Instead Jackson gave him enough rope to immediately hang himself. Now she restricts him further, but not entirely, and jail still hasn't come up yet. He is obviously getting a last chance, and that'll prevent him from claiming he had no chances.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

And indeed.

Judge ABJ makes it clear that this is his second chance. "This is not baseball. There will not be a third chance," she says. ABJ is clear that she will detain Stone ahead of trial if he violates the new gag order. And that's a wrap folks.

— Britain Eakin (@BritainEakin) February 21, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

You should post less.

― ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Thursday, February 21, 2019 3:57 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

what he's done to the next person who comes forward with a true story, among many other things.

Yeah, assuming the Smollett thing is what it currently seems to be, it's food for the righty media's worst shitheads. Limbaugh literally compared it to Trayvon Martin and Ferguson.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

yeah good comparison there Limballs, considering Trayvon and Brown are both actually dead, asshole

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

One of the more satisfying photos of Mr. Stone in a while. (Linked because hueg.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/north-carolina-hold-9th-congressional-district-election-amidst-212024981.html

The North Carolina state board of elections voted unanimously on Thursday to hold a new election in the 9th Congressional District – a move that came hours after Mark Harris, the man at the center of the case, testified.

"I believe a new election should be called," Harris said during the hearing on Thursday adding that his conclusion is based on the testimony he has heard over the last four days.

lmao "based on the testimony"

omar little, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

"they caught me"

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

i'm sure kris kobach is very concerned about this and will take steps to address the issue in his continuing efforts to fight election fraud

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

wait, whose team was the fraudulent guy on? nevermind, disregard

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

Does Harris get to be a candidate in this new election?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

exactly...he shouldn't even be able to stand for election. WTF. Dude got caught probably doing something criminal; on top of that his new excuse is lack of mental acuity. Go home.

akm, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

I think republicans most of all wants to get him off of there.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

Renderings of this 'Roger Stone' character suggest that CGI technology has a long way to go before it's clear of the uncanny valley. That face just isn't at all convincing, sorry.

St. Boniface, patron saint of boner faces (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link

where do you get suits like that?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link

pinhead in a pinstripe

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

Suitopia

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

i know, i know, it’s really serious xp

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

Why are his wadded boxers tucked into his breast pocket? Is that a Nixon thing?

St. Boniface, patron saint of boner faces (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:39 (five years ago) link

The thing I find confusing about the NC election controversy is that I thought it was the downballot races that got tampered with. Why wouldn't those also be re-done?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link

I'm really torn on Barstool vs. Gun Girl poopgate.... Those dudes are the worst on the other hand seeing every one of her troll gun posts devolve into hundreds of ppl saying she pooped her pants is kind of amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

sounds like you're into some really cool shit

if this is a simulation.. i gotta say, it's a pretty good simulation! (esby), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link

oh I don't know esby the internet is a mixed bag really

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link

sorry i'm still riding the high from the visceral thrill i experienced earlier when a us judge modified roger stone's gag order. life really can be this amazing.

if this is a simulation.. i gotta say, it's a pretty good simulation! (esby), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link

I'm sure yours isn't

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 February 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link

this transcript is literally everything I hoped it would be pic.twitter.com/CrvBQ0pZMu

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 22, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2019 05:15 (five years ago) link

finally read the two chotiner interviews from earlier this week. boot is full of shit and amoral, which is about par for the course i guess. but victor davis hanson is fucking insane

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

I can't believe I still have to hear those names in 2019

rob, Friday, 22 February 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link

good morning!

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link

and things are looking worse for FIU's former law school dean and Trump's labor secretary

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 February 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

Everything's been in plain sight the whole time:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0BZbhSXQAU6sxI.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

(From the Michael Lewis book.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

i think that exchange was in the woodward book too

Trϵϵship, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: New York state prosecutors have put together a criminal case against Manafort that they could file quickly if Trump pardons him https://t.co/tr7cPP4mqv

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) February 22, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

BREAKING:

Dog shows @AOC affection pic.twitter.com/4ccalNWH9Q

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) February 22, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

re: the mueller report and whether or not it will be made public, this reader email to TPM makes a good point:

As you’ve written previously, it seems likely that AG Barr is going to try to do what he can for President Trump, within certain limits of professional reputation, responsibility, etc. It probably wasn’t that surprising, therefore, when he made public comments that suggested that he wouldn’t necessarily make the Mueller report (whatever there is) public in its entirety, particularly if there was information that was derogatory about uncharged individuals (e.g. President Trump or members of his family).

But what I was struck by this evening was the question of what happens if it goes the other way? What if, despite the suspicions of many of us, Mueller concludes that there really *wasn’t* any coordination or attempted coordination between the institutional Trump Campaign and Russia (and perhaps that Manafort was essentially freelancing for his own benefit)?

In that case, wouldn’t we expect the WH position to be that they would *want* the report released in its entirety? After all, the President appears to care much more about personal vindication than anything else, even if it means throwing some other “uncharged individual’ lower down on the totem pole under the bus a bit. (Or even ignoring what may be real national security equities in keeping portions of the report secret, as with the Nunes Memo.) And even making the somewhat unrealistic assumption that the President manages not to expressly communicate that desire to the AG, it would have to be blazingly obvious to the AG on his own.

But if that’s true, then it seems like there’s an implicit tell. If the report isn’t released (or immediately leaked), it’s presumably because there’s *something* derogatory about the President or his closest associates. The alternative, that the AG has decided to take a stand on principle, against the President’s wishes, when the substantive result of the Mueller investigation is to clear the President just seems too unrealistic to credit.

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

I assume the administration will claim total vindication no matter what.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

Of course, but the reader is making a different point

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

tremendous

I call him, “Bernie carry the 1” because like any socialist, his math never makes sense.

Final Thoughts: https://t.co/wM69wArVin

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

what the fuck is a Tomi Lahren and why is it being paraded in front of me?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

actual moron

good replacement zing:

I call him, "Bernie carry the 1" because like any socialist, his math means you'll wind up carrying the financial burden for someone else.

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

'paraded in front of me' is no match for 'being rammed down my throat'

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

per wikipedia, "Traditionally, carry is taught in the addition of multi-digit numbers in the 2nd or late first year of elementary school."

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

Complete Roger Stone transcript. It's a hoot. Ideally this is what Trump inner circle will ultimately face, just another asshole who has spent his life being an asshole, suddenly forced to face facts and the law in a public forum where there is no room for bullshit:

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5746261/USA-v-Stone-2-21-19-HEARING-TRANSCRIPT.pdf

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

#BREAKING: A Senior DOJ official tells Fox News, "Any reporting that Special Counsel Mueller's report will be delivered to the Department of Justice next week are incorrect” - via @JakeBGibson

— Sean Langille (@SeanLangille) February 22, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

Note: We'll actually get a far better sense of where Mueller's at tonight w/Manafort filing.

If he continues to redact big swaths (except wrt the other DOJ investigation), he's not done.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 22, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

we are actually in hell

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

well, yeah

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

i had been wondering about that persistent smell of burning flesh and screams of agony, but i just chalked it up to meateaters and the the aftereffects of the financial crisis

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

"If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you." - Trump, to his beleaguered toilet

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

the transcript makes it clear that Stone's defense is basically, being a dangerously inflammatory dickhead in public is how i make a living

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

^^^ yep. This is a smackdown for the ages:

After he apologized, he continued talking every single day. So what will get him to stop talking, other than a court order?

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

This might have been my fave:

THE COURT: ...Now you're telling me somebody else found more than one image and you chose this one, is that correct?
THE DEFENDANT: Just randomly, yes, Your Honor.
THE COURT: You closed your eyes and picked?
THE DEFENDANT: No, I just -- I do ten of these a day. I'm -- I'm trying to struggle with the situation.
THE COURT: Randomly does not involve the application of human intelligence.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link

#ELB: Breaking: North Carolina State Court Rules State Voter ID Constitutional Amendment is Void Because Enacted by a Racially Gerrymandered Legislature; Not Clear if Ruling Will Stand https://t.co/XQmoGIVlve

— Rick Hasen (@rickhasen) February 22, 2019

if this stands, which i can't imagine, it would overturn essentially anything the illegitimately elected general assembly tried to enact

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

No, no, no, you don't understand, your honor,fixisin and Obama-appointed judge are the names of my dogs!

nickn, Friday, 22 February 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

xpost that's a pretty wild decision! :o

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 February 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

if this stands, which i can't imagine, it would overturn essentially anything the illegitimately elected general assembly tried to enact

― mookieproof, Friday, February 22, 2019 3:02 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin what

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 22 February 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

I'm all for free and fair elections but like if a legislature sits it sits!

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 22 February 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

that said, y'know, why not?

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 22 February 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

You go to law with the legislature you have, like Chick Deney said.

(But the head spins with delicious fantasy alternate universes. If a racially biased legislature can't make laws that involve systemic racism, can we also ask about dudes making laws to control and regulate women for like 400 years...)

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

A little something. (SDNY office, re inaugural stuff, but also references to TrumpCo business and "insurance claims the company had filed over the years")

Breaking News: Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer, gave prosecutors information about possible irregularities at the Trump family business https://t.co/zJIWeQv7vl

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 22, 2019

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link

Irregularities? Did one turn a profit or something?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link

still got it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 February 2019 01:01 (five years ago) link

this seems a better explanation of that NC ruling: https://www.southernenvironment.org/news-and-press/press-releases/court-voids-two-constitutional-amendments

Brad C., Saturday, 23 February 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link

that seems like a narrower/more likely to stand version -- that an illegally constituted assembly cannot amend the constitution. but if the assembly itself was illegal, the line between what (other things) it was allowed and not allowed to do seems hazy

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link

she fucking blows

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:59 (five years ago) link

bonus points for using the word "plurality" while looking a pre-teen in the eye, though

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:59 (five years ago) link

This Twitter thread has a version of the video that tells...a different story.

Here's the @SenFeinstein video threaded #DianneFeinstein To recap: she engaged on substance, told them she might vote "yes," and OFFERED ONE OF THEM AN INTERNSHIP. pt 1 pic.twitter.com/2Qgob2CH1V

— Tommy MMXIXtopher (@tommyxtopher) February 23, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link

JFC she sounds like fucking Trump

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:09 (five years ago) link

she's still awful xp

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link

unperson that's very disingenuous. are you kidding? i'll type out my dumb response if you want, but first just let me know whether or not you're kidding

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

one of the kids in that video you posted here, the one this guy tweeted

https://i.imgur.com/0KnY6wB.png

FEINSTEIN: "there's no way to pay for it"
SMALL CHILD:"we have tons of money going to the military. half our money, a lot of our money is going to the military"
FEINSTEIN: "well, i understand that. the United States government does a lot of things with the money. and they're important things. and you can't just go in saying 'we'll take hundreds of millions from there, and hundreds of millions from there."

"she engaged them on substance"? the small child is more informed on how our federal budget is allocated than the vast majority of adults

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:21 (five years ago) link

actually, you CAN go in there saying we'll take hundreds of millions from there, and hundreds of millions from there. Feinstein and all of her pals just voted for more than a billion in funding for protection from the invasion from Mexico. that didn't have to be spent that way. the green new deal would cost far more than that (while trying to fight a crisis that will cost FAR FAR more than that, even, if left unmitigated). there is plenty of money in the united states. it's locked up in the hands of a couple thousand billionaires who pay several million to financial advisors so that they can figure out ways to avoid paying tens of millions in taxes. what does Feinstein have to say about that? perhaps she should just fucking retire??

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:24 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/0KnY6wB.png

hay i'm capt. save a hat here to defend dianne fucking feinstein, who has a net worth of $94 million and doesn't give a shit about anything because she can just run away to her mansion at the end of the day, from children who are owning her

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

PLURALITY!

DJI, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:34 (five years ago) link

you, a child, may think that diane feinstein should support the green deal so that you have a chance of living in a world that isn't living hell when you're older

but what you, a child, do not know is that diane feinstein won with a plurality of the votes, by over 1 million, in fact

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link

god bless the sunrise movement. FUCK these old guard politicians who have been so rich for so long that they no longer have an idea about what's happening

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:38 (five years ago) link

and fuck that dumbass with the hat who tweets

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:39 (five years ago) link

well DF is about to be played in a major motion picture by Annette Bening, what does she care?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:39 (five years ago) link

and fuck that dumbass with the hat who tweets

― Karl Malone, Saturday, February 23, 2019 3:39 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought it was max boot at first. fuck all these people.

the longer video isn't exonerating. Feinstein just applies a bit more polite condescension at the beginning.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:48 (five years ago) link

I genuinely believe that she legit does not care, or maybe cares about as much as she might care about, I don't know, re-zoning in some neighborhood in San Francisco. it's like, a real issue, but not one she would ever care to get worked up about. because she'll be dead in 10 years.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link

I hope it isn't controversial to suggest that people who make shitty decisions on the basis that they won't be alive to deal with the consequences should probably just get on with that whole 'not being alive' thing asap.

Choose Your Own Disaster (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link

our very own hoos did a good tweet about this

gbx, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:58 (five years ago) link

@hoosteen: Idea: if your current age has only been made available by recent increases in life expectancy, maybe go find more joy in your last decade by leaving politics to people who have the next century in mind

gbx, Saturday, 23 February 2019 03:59 (five years ago) link

there are plenty of older folks who do care, though. just not Feinstein.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:00 (five years ago) link

Yeah but does hoos understand that she needs to win elections? she won with a plurality of the vote, nearly one million. She knows how to win elections. Why isn’t hoos tweeting about that?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:02 (five years ago) link

I'm mostly amused by the sheer idiocy of using the word "plurality" in front of an 11 year old (even an extremely articulate one).

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link

I mean that's a teachable moment I suppose.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link

what the fuck

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:04 (five years ago) link

well DF is about to be played in a major motion picture by Annette Bening, what does she care?

Karl's reasoning on "what does she care" was more roundly convincing than this counter tbf

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:18 (five years ago) link

if only Dan White's marksmanship... nah

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:24 (five years ago) link

DF will be dead or out of office soon enough. Though I thought this last year, and for several years before that.

akm, Saturday, 23 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link

Anyway, expected at this stage, but also of note since per various legal types, the fact that a redacted version is required indicates that investigations are still very much in play -- ie, no report was coming next week, as had been stated earlier yesterday anyway.

JUST IN: Mueller's office did on Friday request to file its sentencing memo under seal in Manafort's case. Judge Amy Berman Jackson has granted that request and ordered Mueller's office to file a redacted version on the public docket. pic.twitter.com/E19G76fGqM

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 23, 2019

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

these reports mueller is almost done show up seemingly every few weeks

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

When Ms. Feinstein dies or retires she will be lauded to the skies by her colleagues. If one doubts this will happen it is instructive to review the case of Strom Thurmond for comparison.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

xpost I'm now concluding what others have before -- namely, that this is all wish fulfillment on the part of the White House and associated types, and they're constantly trying to tempt fate (and keep failing). Presumably the dynamic Trump is operating under is that now he's once again got 'his' man in place, since Whitaker didn't in fact do anything, and that he was trying to push things along somehow. And pretty soon he'll realize Barr isn't helping him either and he'll start complaining once more.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

yeah make sense. the CW seems to be don jr and maybe jared will also be indicted before this is actually in the home stretch.

Trϵϵship, Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

Breaking News: Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer, gave prosecutors information about possible irregularities at the Trump family business

In further breaking news, dog bites man, rain continues to be wet, mothers and apple pie generally viewed with affection.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

these reports mueller is almost done show up seemingly every few weeks

“reports” would come from people in a position to know, not from unsourced faces on talk TV saying “maybe” because they have three hours to fill.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

Why anyone thinks he is almost done is beyond me. it's already been significantly shorter than the Starr investigation, and this one involves hundreds and hundreds of relatively recently seized documents and international intrigue. The only thing I wonder about is the 2020 timing. Is it better (for Trump or America) for the report to come out before the election or after?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

it's already been significantly shorter than the Starr investigation

i'm not sure that's a fair comparison to make, though. didn't the starr investigation technically extend all the way back to whitewater / vince foster shit, only to eventually lead to monica lewinsky? i was still a young whippersnapper during that era so i don't remember all the details, but my impression was that the starr investigation was basically going to keep going until they found something that they could nail clinton on

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

yeah Starr was the textbook definition of "fishing", which is why it dragged on.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

Well, at the very least he had a different mandate, or at least more expansive powers. Starr was totally independent, nothing could shut him down. Mueller is different in part because of the way Starr handled it. The inevitable irony is that I wish Mueller had Starrs formal independence.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

Anyway, back to my question about the 2020 election. Is it better for the report to come out before or after? if it comes out after, and contains bad stuff, there is an even better chance he might get reelected first, and then he could end his term before all the prosecution/arguing is done. If it comes out beforehand and doesn't have bad things, it gives him an election boost.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

it needs to come out the Friday before the election. that's the only karmic justice.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

i've spent a fair time thinking about it and have come around to the opinion that in terms of electability, it just doesn't matter. all of his supporters will vote for him no matter what. they're beyond redemption and have been for several years at least. what matters for the 2020 election is getting everyone who hates trump (which is the majority of people, i think) to get off their asses and vote this time around. a damning mueller report might help with that, but really, trump is already guilty in the eyes of so many people that i doubt it will matter that much anyway

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

It is better if it comes out when Mueller thinks he has completed his investigation as thoroughly as he thought was required. Let the chips fall where they may. If the nation can't absorb this wisely without our being spoonfed at the proper moment, then we will absorb it foolishly. It's all on us, not on Mueller.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

like, who is the hypothetical undecided voter who is eagerly waiting on the findings of the mueller report at this point? and who is the hypothetical trump voter that will be swayed by a damning mueller report? they just don't exist anymore

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

What happens to the investigation or report if Trump doesn't get reelected before it comes out?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

I mean it still continues right?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

I dont' think the report stops if he leaves office, esp since they could prosecute him then.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

for that matter, given that Trump is already guilty in the eyes of so many, what happens if the report comes out and vindicates him? or if the report comes out and doesn't mention anything about him specificly at all?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

was it here or somewhere else where there was a quote from senator Burr, who claimed that a lot of tangents of the Senate investigations are apparently very different from what Mueller is looking at. in a perfect world, whether before or after, Trump is hit by the results of several major investigations at once, all covering different facets of criminality and malfeasance.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

The definitive answer to all these questions lies in our future. We'll know more when it arrives.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

xp -- I for one congratulate senator Feinstein for singlehandedly giving the Green New Deal more traction via yelling at a bunch of precocious kids

(I know the video is edited, but the only exonerating context is it being a literal deepfake. otherwise there's pretty much no context in which those clips should ever have happened -- "you see, this shouting at a room full of 7-year-olds is actually a selectively chosen part of the 'shit sandwich' management strategy and will prepare these kids for the real world, where their death via natural disaster will be cushioned on either end by a hug and a nice funeral")

theorizing your yells (katherine), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

i've spent a fair time thinking about it and have come around to the opinion that in terms of electability, it just doesn't matter. all of his supporters will vote for him no matter what. they're beyond redemption and have been for several years at least. what matters for the 2020 election is getting everyone who hates trump (which is the majority of people, i think) to get off their asses and vote this time around. a damning mueller report might help with that, but really, trump is already guilty in the eyes of so many people that i doubt it will matter that much anyway

― Karl Malone, Saturday, February 23, 201

I posted this response a few days ago. Take the independents away and he loses.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

they're beyond redemption and have been for several years at least.

are you putting all trump supporters in the same basket

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

i'm trying to imagine the trump voter that had a very good reason to vote for him on nov 8, 2016, still supports him now, and is not beyond redemption

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

the Trump supporters who are redeemable are the 2016 independents, many of whom stayed home or switched to Dems last year.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

best case scenario to me: he loses and it comes out afterwards and it’s pretty fucking bad and he lives out a hopefully short, legally-tortured life and dies ignominiously, with all but the most credulous basement dwellers shaking their damn heads. GOP is fractured beyond repair.

but it’ll probably come out before election, there will be some illegal shit but somehow not *that* bad and mostly just stupid/ unethical stuff. FOX/ GOP claim victory, rest of MSM both-sides their heads completely up their own asses. he again loses the popular vote but manages to claim another (but thinner) electoral victory.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

sadly, whatever the outcome, I don’t think he’ll be the albatross for all the “normal” Republican pols who went to the mat for this idiot—or just sat by and sternly wagged their fingers—that it should be. or would have been in our not-so-distant past.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

and is not beyond redemption

so you’d say there’s no reason to think anything positive of the ppl in this basket

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

i admit that i am abnormally harsh and forgiving towards unapologetic racists, and that i hold the opinion that voting for a racist is the same as supporting a racist. since trump was very obviously a racist before the election to anyone who was paying attention (birth certificate trutherism alone) i am unforgiving toward his supporters.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link

but yeah, i'm sure some of them are lovely people

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

same. and I’m related to a lot of em.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

same

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

xps - knowing Karl, he most likely meant that their politics are beyond redemption, where 'redemption' would indicate their acquiring the ability to see the manipulation and duplicity practiced upon them by forces that profit mightily from manufacturing their cooperation and stimulating their hatred of certain other, largely innocent, humans.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

abnormally harsh and forgiving

should be unforgiving

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

i have to take my dog to her dog training class now, but i'll be back to say more dumb things later

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

but would you say that, say, half the ppl who voted for him in 2016 are not in this basket

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

where are you getting that figure, sic?

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link

it's a basket of deplorables reference

theorizing your yells (katherine), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

feel like someone might have eyeballed the stats in September 2016, just wondering how they hold up

xpost yeah

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

Whatever else, the figure is unquantifiable, and to quantify it is an unedifying, depressing task. My parents -- compassionate, observant people who are better company in a bar than many acquaintances -- voted for Trump. I have no interest in parsing their motives. Who cares?

I'll repeat: don't waste oxygen wooing deplorables. He's losing the independents. It's our and the candidate's job to assure they stay lost to him.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

Take the independents away and he loses.

Not reassuring. His loss must be definitive, not some sort of 1% gap, and it will take more than independents to do that.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

A lot more than 2% of the electorate are self-described independents

Norm’s Superego (silby), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

No loss is definitive. Remember 2008?

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

THE END OF THE GOP WHOA NELLY

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

Anyway.

NOW: Mueller's office has filed its redacted sentencing memo for Paul Manafort in his DC case. They're not taking a position on how much prison time he should get, or whether it should stack on top of whatever he gets in his Virginia case https://t.co/TLePiNxWsX pic.twitter.com/ZjGjxB0IlN

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 23, 2019

The government's sentencing memo notes that the estimated sentencing guideline range is 210-262 months, BUT: the legal maximum sentence for the two counts that Manafort pleaded guilty to is 10 years (5 years for each count.) So Manafort can't get more than that in his DC case pic.twitter.com/4xr4hmraqU

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) February 23, 2019

Breaking: Manafort filing is out. In it, Prosecutors say Manafort’s "criminal actions were bold, some of which were committed while under a spotlight due to his work as the campaign chairman and, later, while he was on bail from this Court".

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) February 23, 2019

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

So Mueller could have, but didn't, elaborate on Manafort's cooperation lies at all.

Interesting.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 23, 2019

The document listing all the activities Manafort took to try to spin Ukraine's imprisonment of Tymoshenko as just is 38 pages long.

(Start on p 121 of Exhibit G). LOTS of journos were part of it.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 23, 2019

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

a LOT of self-described “independents” are right wing, erstwhile tea party types

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

Trump won independents 46 - 42 over Hillary in 2016. they were a sizable reason for his win. if you swung the results 4% the other direction, he loses.
Alfred otm

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

I'm not seriously trying to get anyone to quantify whether the basket is half-full or half-empty. Just reminded by Karl's post that Hillary was plainly OTM when she made the comment, that it was a symptom of a profoundly broken media that she was forced to apologise for it, and that polling has alarmingly suggested that she underestimated the proportions within the basket.

(The hopeful gloss on the polling is that polls are likely to be reaching the kind of genuinely low-information-voter that won't actually vote.)

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

I understand that few elections are "definitive" these days, but I'd say the CA House sweep(out) and IL Gov (for example) were pretty definitive statements. I'm just coming from the position that Trump is an unusual president, not normal, and therefore he should not lose normally (any more than he won normally, which is to say, he didn't). So what I'm saying is that if Trump loses by 1-2% - hell, 4% - even though a loss is a loss that's an indicator of more problems to come. It should not be close at all, or we will be dealing with Trump (specifically and generally) for several more years to come.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

sure, but state races aren't national ones. Obama's election in 2008 wasn't a landslide on the LBJ, Nixon, or Reagan level, nor even the Poppy Bush level, but it qualifies as a landslide in modern times because so few people are in the middle.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link

His loss must be definitive

If Trump is not president in Feb, 2021, then his loss was definitive. Look at George Bush the Lesser's win in 2000 for god's sake. What matters is holding or not holding office. I'll take that any way it comes. Definitive would just be the icing on the cake.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

THE END OF THE GOP WHOA NELLY

This rhetoric was not on my radar in 2008, but inferring from your dismissal: seems like it may have been the end, but instead in a "fuck it, mask off" fashion? Perhaps Cheney's presidency hollowed out the party for Tea Party destabilisation to fill the void more than Obama's election knocked the foundations away. And the core mission of the party had been Kill The Poor on the low for a long time, but more as a sock for lobbyists than an active belief of many individual reps and senators.

But the shamelessness of not even having fake positive policies reads new, and seeing the last year of bemused Jeff Flake standing around blinking and saying "guys... c'mon, this isn't us. surely this isn't us" so sincerely speaks to the Grand Old Party Of Civility veneer being dropped, with nothing to replace it.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

Norm’s Superego (silby) at 1:36 23 Feb 19

A lot more than 2% of the electorate are self-described independents

I wonder how many are really independent vs how many like to gas themselves up about how independent minded they are then they generally vote one way 90% of the time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

nah, every national pundit fell over themselves proclaiming a new era of liberalism regnant. That's when FDR books and the LBJ revival began, remember?

http://img.timeinc.net/time/images/covers/europe/2008/20081124_400.jpg

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

What matters is holding or not holding office.

Whether he wins or loses or serves out some variation of 3+ years, you think Trump is going to go off quietly to paint? Do you think after 24 hours of coverage for years on end that will be it? When he's out of office he's is for *sure* going to keep holding giant rallies and getting daily news coverage. And the same cycle we're in now will be repeated ad nauseam. He says something shitty, the media covers, mainstream politicians will be pressured into saying something, and by then he will move on to the next rally and it begins again. It will still be about him, he will still drive the debate, until he's dead or otherwise silenced.

BTW, is there any law that an impeached president can't run again?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

back from dog training!

I'm not seriously trying to get anyone to quantify whether the basket is half-full or half-empty. Just reminded by Karl's post that Hillary was plainly OTM when she made the comment, that it was a symptom of a profoundly broken media that she was forced to apologise for it, and that polling has alarmingly suggested that she underestimated the proportions within the basket.[

oh, gotcha. when i left, i thought perhaps you were trying to say that a good portion of the trump voters are actually very kind and decent people and that i shouldn't just refer to them all as terrible fucking people. which would be fair - i don't actually think that 100% of trump voters are completely awful people. maybe just the vast majority? i have trouble imagining a scenario where it ever made sense to vote for trump, to anyone.

but of course i also recognize that somewhere there's a bizarro conservative mirror version of ilx, and john stockton is arguing that anyone who voted for hillary clinton is morally bankrupt, given her lack of attention to security protocols on her private server or whatever

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

remember?

I don't! While I have to work to ignore the American punditry class on the internet today, it made no impression at all from the other side of the globe and not obsessively following looking at ILX politics threads in 2008

My initial impression at the election was that it was, if nothing else, a massive symbolic step forward, 69 million people enacting the Shephard Fairey poster. That this was magnificently valuable and affirming in itself, but that as a solid machine politician, his actual achievements would probably be more limited and likely disappointing. (Obviously I earned my Nostradamus badge from the boy scouts within the year, but my god, it remained pleasurable to have an American president who spoke so well for the remaining eight years.)

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

Whether he wins or loses or serves out some variation of 3+ years, you think Trump is going to go off quietly to paint? Do you think after 24 hours of coverage for years on end that will be it? When he's out of office he's is for *sure* going to keep holding giant rallies and getting daily news coverage. And the same cycle we're in now will be repeated ad nauseam. He says something shitty, the media covers, mainstream politicians will be pressured into saying something, and by then he will move on to the next rally and it begins again. It will still be about him, he will still drive the debate, until he's dead or otherwise silenced.

yet he won't be president, which means he won't be taken seriously. The problem isn't Trump, necessarily -- it's ideas that have festered in the GOP swamp since January 1981 now bearing fruit in the judiciary, statehouses, and think tanks. I mean, fuck Trump -- I worry about that.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

which means he won't be taken seriously.

No one took him seriously before and he was elected president. I'm not even sure how seriously people take him now, but he still sucks up all the air in the room. "Serious" has never been a standard for media saturation. He's not going anywhere, and whether he's taken "seriously" or not he's still going to be dangerous. And his impact on the courts will linger like a fart.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

posting this here rather than the climate change thread because it deserves to be read slightly more widely, and david roberts is a good writer

https://www.vox.com/energy-and-environment/2019/2/23/18228142/green-new-deal-critics

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 February 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link

i have trouble imagining a scenario where it ever made sense to vote for trump, to anyone.

There genuinely are low-information voters who don't understand anything about how politics or politicians affect their lives, and will not learn. Some of these are dumb or intractable or reprehensible in their ignorance, but some simply have more pressing concerns, or have accurately decided that thinking about politics is above their pay grade, and made an erroneous coin flip about which way they will vote, forever, in a two-horse race.

(They can be disregarded as recruitable just as well as deliberate or ideological Trump voters can, of course. I've always held that the primary benefit of Australia's compulsory voting is that it motivates the populace to inform themselves; since you have to go and write some sequential numbers on a piece of paper, you might as well get an impression of what order you want to put those numbers in. But still not everyone bothers. As I've written here before, the last time I tried to convince my mother not to vote for the party that was ideologically bound on gutting the public broadcaster I worked for and to which she listens exclusively, she declined, and then rang me up and cried asking what I'd done wrong to be made redundant when they were elected and cut $254 million from the operating budget.)

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

holy shit, your mom is cold blooded af

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

I mean, I think ppl like this are generally so stupid that they should have the right to vote taken away. But enforcing it would be so complicated that electoral reform should instead focus on making sure everybody else gets to vote too.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

xpost nah, she just apparently made a decision not to take in any new information about anything, ever, circa 1983.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

The thing about Trump that transcends that ignorance is bliss take is that he is a demonstrably terrible person. That is, you can claim ignorance about economics or politics but you cannot know who he is without knowing he is a terrible person. So even if you know nothing about politics and simply throw your hands up and vote for Trump, the baseline is that you are still voting for an objectively terrible person. And if you really are that ignorant, you knew absolutely nothing about the man besides the name before you voted, well ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

I'm saying ignorance is idiotic, not blissful! But there are still legit idiots in most populaces. And there's loads of American media still, every day, selling Trump's 40-year lies that he's a smart, successful businessman with large hands. His shamelessness provides evidence to idiots that anyone saying he's lying is just jealous.


xpost2: like, her voting is as far from ideological as its possible to be. she has no idea what any of the policies of that party are, but during the 1970s had a social circle of party members. she hasn't worked or spoken to anyone she doesn't know from church in 25 years, but keeps on voting for the Cage And Torture Brown People Party because they used to support small business and change would require thought.

I stayed registered to vote at her address for years after moving out because the local member was John Howard's immigration minister, so at least I could cancel out one vote.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:36 (five years ago) link

The other thing I think about is, all these low-information voters, clearly millions upon millions of Americans don't vote at all. Why would someone bother voting without knowing anything about the person or issues they're voting on when it is just as easy to stay home and not vote?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

Because America has made it comparatively easy for those people to vote, their lackadaisical votes are over-represented.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

Also, remember (every day as you face the sun) that more people voted for Hillary Clinton to be president than voted for any white man to be president, ever.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link

uh can we stop with the weasel words? "low information voter"? You mean "stupid people," right?

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link

if a 'low-information voter' picked bob dole over clinton, then whatever

trump is and always has been transparently unfit, alfred otm

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

Transparently unfit, and yet, supported by enough to squeak to a victory and get all his bullshit (laws, judges, other shit) subsequently OK'd by the GOP *despite* being under the cloud of numerous serious investigations and exhibiting gross incompetence. So who cares if he is transparently unfit, unless that can guarantee no re-election, which it cannot.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link

uh can we stop with the weasel words? "low information voter"? You mean "stupid people," right?

I mean, I think ppl like this are generally so stupid that they should have the right to vote taken away.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link

No, low information voters aren't necessarily stupid. A lot of them are just disinterested in political news and tune most of it out. That may sound stupid to you, but it's a defensible position, especially with so many adults under so many forms of stress so much of the time.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:41 (five years ago) link

Aimless otm

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 24 February 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

I should probably add that if you were to ferret out all the reasons Trump voters used to justify their vote, I am guessing the list would mostly sort into these categories:

  • ignorance that has been constantly reinforced with misinformation
  • misogyny
  • racism or xenophobia,
  • belief that they'd have more money if Trump won
  • voting exclusively on the issue of abortion
  • blind party loyalty
  • rationalizations that he must be smarter than he acted & would grow into the job
As ugly as that list is, I don't think stupidity accounts for most of those items.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:01 (five years ago) link

I think blind party loyalty is generally under discussed. Obama to Trump voters are an endless source of fascination for the media and partly for good reason because they theoretically represent a persuadable margin, but millions and millions of people are just always going to vote republican just like most of us are always going to vote Democrat

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 24 February 2019 01:09 (five years ago) link

(by bill mckibben)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link

say hi to Jon Favs for me

jaymc, Sunday, 24 February 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

I just wish the teachers would have read the policy documents Feinstein gave instead of just claiming she does not care for the youth.

If her policy proposals were laughable, their criticism would have been exact. If her policy proposals were serious and well equipped to address the environmental situation, then the kids could have gotten something cool out of their journey. Now it just seems that the only policy they care about is Green New Deal or bust, which kinds of make her smug "my way or no way" ring true. But hey they got the gotcha moment!

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 February 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link

i'd respond to that, van horn street, but bill mckibben already did:

Feinstein is, in fact, right: on most questions, a “my way or the highway” attitude doesn’t get you very far. If I’m a lawmaker and I think that the minimum wage should be thirty dollars an hour, and you’re one who thinks that eight dollars is generous, we’ll probably try to pass a law that sets the mark somewhere near fifteen dollars, and then argue about it again after the next election. There would be no point in holding out for what I can’t get. But, in the case of the environment, the opponent is not the Chamber of Commerce. The opponent is physics, and physics doesn’t negotiate. It’s not moved by appeals to centrist moderation, or explanations about the filibuster. And it has set a firm time limit. Scientists have told us what we must do and by when, and so legislators must do all they can to match those targets. The beauty of the Green New Deal legislation is not that it’s shiny or progressive or a poke in the eye to the oil companies. Its beauty is that it actually tries to meet the target that science has given us.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:03 (five years ago) link

people like feinstein have been nominally supportive of "action" on climate change for a long time. but when it comes down to it, most of them aren't really prepared to support the kinds of action that would be proportionate to the threat of the problem. it's not a "gotcha" moment, it's wealthy politicians finally being forced to confront a glimpse of the truth for 15 minutes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link

"lead or get out of the way" applies here. people like feinstein should gtfo of the way

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link

I would love to think the US can do something like the GND and maybe I am being overly pessimistic, but seeing how simpler carbon pricing policies are turning out in countries where there is historically larger support for taxes and social projects (Canada and France) I can understand why Feinstein sees a lame duck.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link

but...the thing that feinstein supports (us participation in the paris agreement, which of course trump unilaterally pulled us out of) isn't enough to adequately address climate change (by "adequately" i mean give us a 50/50 chance of something better than living hell by 2050).

so...?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:18 (five years ago) link

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:21 (five years ago) link

Carbon tax measures in Canada while we keep the oil sands humming along and displace first nations people to building more pipelines etc. is a lesson in the futility of liberal responses to the climate crisis

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link

That is kind of my pessimistic point! I hope I am very wrong. If the US electorate is dumb enough to vote for a climate denier, respecting the Paris accord would already be some sort of miracle and I don't see a realistic roadmap for the GND to be accepted, lest implemented over several years, not in its current form.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:25 (five years ago) link

that may well be true, but it will definitely be true if people like feinstein are allowed to hold prominent Democratic positions and hold these kinds of views without pushback

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:28 (five years ago) link

i realize i've said "people like feinstein" 3 times within 20 minutes, and i'm sorry lol

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link

Well I am sorry Jim not everyone is as pre-occupied by the environment as you are, I wish they were, but sadly they vote too and politicians have to answer to them. So how do you plan to convince half the population to radically change say their personal finances when all you can muster is jokes about centrism. I am interested in answers. I suspect Karl, an user I have all the admiration in the world for to know this better than I do, but really I could do without your specific kind of sad snark.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:30 (five years ago) link

I’ve been pro-Armageddon for some time, nobody has ever been “convinced” of anything

Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

a realistic roadmap for the GND to be accepted, lest implemented over several years, not in its current form.

as far as this goes, it's tough to address with specifics because the GND itself is more of a roadmap or resolution, not a detailed bill with specific policy proposals. it's an outline and a marker of the kind of level of effort that needs to be taken, but it doesn't say "$20 billion in wind energy subsidies in 2020" or anything like that.

but keep in mind that there are a lot more jobs in wind and solar than there are in something like coal, and as a bonus, you don't have to risk getting black lung when you install solar panels, and wind turbines don't periodically spill billions of gallons of oil into vulnerable ecosystems. there would be a lot of benefits from a full-on plunge into a progressive environmental policy that would be very appealing to lots of people who don't give a shit about the environment. if it weren't for decades of straight up lies and misinformation and criminal malfeasance from the fossil fuel industry the energy industry would look quite different today.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link

but yeah, i suspect that there really are repercussions that most everyday people would absolutely hate. the smear campaign about the GND included stuff about how they want to take away hamburgers, which the left fought back against by (correctly) saying there's nothing of that sort outlined in the GND. but the uncomfortable truth is that yeah, actually agriculture and meat-heavy diets are HUGE contributors to climate change, and if we're serious about doing something about it, something's gotta change. so stuff like that, yeah, you're absolutely right there will be very difficult political headwinds to navigate and i suspect that even on the left there will be a big battle between people who are willing to confront those truths and others who keep thinking we can innovate our way out of it (i.e., the "Impossible" burger which is actually quite tasty, and on the less tasty side of the spectrum, a better version of Soylent)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link

*chanting* vat MEAT vat MEAT vat MEAT

Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:58 (five years ago) link

MEATvat

MEATvat

MEATvat

j., Sunday, 24 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link

yeah tbh I can’t wait to take away hamburgers. sorry cattlemen, learn to code!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 24 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

wow, very helpful tweet marco, thanks so much

pic.twitter.com/ZwxbWyV1HF

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 24, 2019

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

wtf

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 February 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

My senator is dying for this to go down like Panama in '89.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

Isn't that a pretty unbelievable Best Case Scenario? If it ends like Panama rather than Libya or Iraq, that's a pipedream. On the other hand we might be heading down the road towards another Syria, so there's no good solutions.

Frederik B, Sunday, 24 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

in more lighthearted news,

President Donald Trump confronted the United States’ own trade representative over his use of the term “memorandum of understanding” during a televised meeting in front of the top Chinese trade negotiator Friday evening.

Eventually, after laughter from the Chinese delegation over the public spat, U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer pledged to follow the President’s whim and stop using the term to refer to any trade agreements with China.

“I don’t like MOUs because they don’t mean anything,” Trump said during the televised Oval Office meeting with Lighthizer and Chinese Vice Premier Liu He on Friday.

Lighthizer responded, contradicting Trump: “An MOU is a contract. It’s the way trade agreements are generally viewed. People refer to it like it’s a term sheet. It’s not a term sheet. It’s an actual contract between the two parties.”

“By the way, I disagree,” Trump said, to laughter from Liu.

“From now on, we’re not using the word ‘memorandum of understanding’ anymore,” a clearly exasperated Lighthizer responded. ‘We’re going to use the term ‘trade agreement,’ alright?”

“Okay,” Liu said back.

Lighthizer added: “We’ll have the same document, it’s going to be called a trade agreement.”

he is every dumb boss you've ever had, combined, only he's the president

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

yeah tbh I can’t wait to take away hamburgers. sorry cattlemen, learn to code!

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, February 24, 2019 8:56 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

A lot of Panamanians died in that splendid little war.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 February 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link

to be (way too) fair, 'memorandum of understanding' is a bad euphemism

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

uok rubio?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

The Republican Party, everybody!

“We were the first to assert that the more complicated the forms assumed by civilization, the more restricted the freedom of the individual must become.” Benito Mussolini

— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) February 24, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 24 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

I mean...surely he was not quoting him approvingly? right?

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

I'm guessing he was trying to analogize Democrats to fascists because Democrats are for big government that regulates society and therefore restricts freedom. Republicans have not conceded that most of the complications of civilization are driven forward by corporations, who are more than happy to restrict society's freedom, especially if they can control an effective monopoly, but whenever it results in greater profits.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

agreed it's meant to be a "big government is fascist" gotcha, but boy what a clumsy quote to try and deploy for that purpose.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

> there's no good solutions.

Really depends on how strong the communications between neighboring Latin states (primarily) and the US (secondarily) are with the officer class in the Venezuelan military. I suspect there's a path where the Maduro is exiled to another Latin American state, and other ranking officers are informed that their corrupt gains and personal/family security are secure, in which lengthy civil conflict is avoided.

What America shouldn't do is get ahead of Latin American governments. If they decide that the sensible option is isolation and containment, then we support that.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

"Trump receives a pension as a member of the Screen Actors Guild."

Who knew?

clemenza, Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

'Latin American governments' aren't unified on this question, though.

Frederik B, Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

who cares about other Latin American governments?

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 February 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link

If they decide that the sensible option is isolation and containment, then we support that.

Sanctions are never 'sensible'.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link

Brazil, Colombia, Peru, Chile, Argentina all recognize Guaido as acting president.

I view Venezuela as the last remaining Latin military junta. The Left used to have a coherent opinion on that. I don't particularly like Guaido as a savior (his party is right of center), but a return to normalcy and democracy is better than a bunch of military officers stripping a country of wealth under the guise of helping the local working class.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

Lol of course fascists like Bolsanaro - who stole the last election by putting Lula in jail - recognise Guaido.

I think you'll find Guaido will give crumbs to the Venezuelan working class. This 'centre right' stuff is just guff.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

There's a Agnieszka Holland movie (Mr. Jones) out in 2019 about the Ukranian famines of the 1930s under Soviet rule. The Left of the 1930s, including many journalists, willfully ignored it at the time.

I see a parallel situation with Venezuela, today. Certainly external sanctions have contributed to the hardship of Venezuelans, but the grab for power by the Venezuelan military junta is a black mark for the Left.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

Many journalists are reproducing this crap. Bet you anything the landowners are hoarding food. Ultimately you & I don't know enough and you shouldn't use some book you read about the 30s famine (which other historian like Sheila Fitzpatrick will read events in a different way, btw) to post like this.

What I do know is Westerns interventon in Iraq and Libya has been a disaster but your Scando film wordsmith is typing "pipedream" that it might not be so bad. It could be the paradise that is Panama. A lot of brainpower went into that.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link

There are bad actors both Right and Left.

I'd have a lot more sympathy for the Venezuelan junta if they were, say, attempting to implement land reform to correct centuries of post-colonial plantation economy, and replaced a recalcitrant, reactionary Supreme Court that opposed that. That's not the case, here. Land reform and claiming PDVSA's cash flows had occurred during Chavez's term. The junta stacked the Venezuelan supreme court and replaced the elected legislature because they were in opposition and were about to evict them.

Fundamentally, I believe in democracy more than I believe in command economies. I'm enough of an engineer to understand that taking all the cash-flow from the one nationalized export commodity will cripple that industry and foreign currency earnings. I'm a humanist, rather than a died-in-wool Leftist.

Ecuador has a center Left government and supports Guaidó. Uruguay is center Left and has remained neutral. I'd like the USA to follow Uruguay's lead.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link

lol imagine the USA following Uruguay's lead! Like it wasn't consulting anybody when it imposed sanctions that are making a difficult situation worse. That's even before reading Rubio's tweet following yesterday's stunt. You love democracy but Guaido won't run against Maduro's movement. He wants a coup.

I don't specially believe in command economies either but its not what this is about. I just see this as a game for the US.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:43 (five years ago) link

Trump probably pronounces Uruguay as "U-R-Gay".

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 February 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link

well, finally -- he emulates Katy Perry!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link

xyzzzz: I'd agree 100% that Trump and Elliot Abrams are cunts, and I want neither to have any part in deciding Venezuela policy.

After 8 years of largely hands-off policy during the Obama administration, the situation in Venezuela still deteriorated. The suffering of the Venezuelan people isn't primarily due to external factors. It's partly "Dutch disease" from being a single commodity exporter, but mostly inept economics from Caracas.

I've been a spectator to this slow slide into social collapse for over a decade. I don't see how it will right itself from external pressure. Intervention would only lead to a decades long insurgency. I do know that things will get a lot worse over the next few years, and that only some pragmatic government accountable to the people would stop it. I wish Guaidó was a centrist/pragmatist rather than on the Right. But I do think that supporting democracy is always better than supporting those who would take from a position of power. And right now, the military junta surrounding Maduro is that position of power.

The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link

Got me spread like a buffet
Bob appetit baby

https://nh1-kg5winhhtut.stackpathdns.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/AP19015023184999-768x512.jpg

⅋ (crüt), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:12 (five years ago) link

lol “Bob”

⅋ (crüt), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link

that picture will never get old

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

and yet it means such polar opposites to different audiences

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 25 February 2019 04:25 (five years ago) link

donald trump is just like me, an everyman who would order hundreds of mcdonalds hamburgers to feed a visiting group of college football champions

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 February 2019 05:09 (five years ago) link

left: what a crass shithead whose bully tactics caused pointless shutdown leading to the farce of feeding junk food to athletes at an official WH reception

right: he stuck to his guns and stuck it to the democrats, and worked around the shutdown by feeding good everyday American food to those kids, out of his own pocket

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 25 February 2019 07:03 (five years ago) link

There's a Agnieszka Holland movie (Mr. Jones) out in 2019 about the Ukranian famines of the 1930s under Soviet rule. The Left of the 1930s, including many journalists, willfully ignored it at the time.

I see a parallel situation with Venezuela, today. Certainly external sanctions have contributed to the hardship of Venezuelans, but the grab for power by the Venezuelan military junta is a black mark for the Left.

― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), 25. februar 2019 00:13 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Looool I saw this one a few weeks back, and it's just xyzzz in a nutshell. He would so be Walter Duranty.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 07:43 (five years ago) link

Looool the other sock controlled by my sockmaster just got banned but I'm gonna keep shitposting with impunity

― Frederik B, Sunday, February 24, 2019 11:43 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark

velko, Monday, 25 February 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link

I mean: Bet you anything the landowners are hoarding food.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 07:51 (five years ago) link

If you are going to bring in some scenario straight out of the 1930s famine playbook...There are people starving but the reasons are far more complicated than what can be offered by The Guardian or Amnestry. I read your posts on the Burning thread you can't even cope with ambiguities in the film I hardly think you can judge what might be going on in Venezuela.

xyzzzz: I'd agree 100% that Trump and Elliot Abrams are cunts, and I want neither to have any part in deciding Venezuela policy.

After 8 years of largely hands-off policy during the Obama administration, the situation in Venezuela still deteriorated. The suffering of the Venezuelan people isn't primarily due to external factors. It's partly "Dutch disease" from being a single commodity exporter, but mostly inept economics from Caracas.

I've been a spectator to this slow slide into social collapse for over a decade. I don't see how it will right itself from external pressure. Intervention would only lead to a decades long insurgency. I do know that things will get a lot worse over the next few years, and that only some pragmatic government accountable to the people would stop it. I wish Guaidó was a centrist/pragmatist rather than on the Right. But I do think that supporting democracy is always better than supporting those who would take from a position of power. And right now, the military junta surrounding Maduro is that position of power.

― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Monday, 25 February 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unfortunately being a democrat is leading you into supporting Guaido -- wishing he was a pragmatist -- and I'm sorry to tell you but pragmatists in the UK have brutalised and killed the poor and disabled here with benefit sanctions. Pragmatism is something that doesn't work for the people who need it the most. What would work would be a lift of sanctions and allowing the movement to continue and the internal debate within it to work out a solution.

All I'm saying is you may not know what to think of it on partial info (like me too) and that's fine we are all outside of the country and we won't have to live with the consequences of any actions.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 09:47 (five years ago) link

What would work would be a lift of sanctions and allowing the movement to continue and the internal debate within it to work out a solution.

Just... lol.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link

Laughing all the way to imperialism, intervention and civil war.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:21 (five years ago) link

You really don't think everyone sees through your 'I know nothing, you know nothing, it's all ambiguous' act, when in the same breath you're declaring that Maduro is going to sort it all out of he just gets the chance?

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:23 (five years ago) link

I read your posts on the Burning thread you can't even cope with ambiguities in the film I hardly think you can judge what might be going on in Venezuela.

this was a good burn tho

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 10:40 (five years ago) link

lol, 'burn'.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:42 (five years ago) link

I am not saying Maduro sorts it I am saying the movement that bought Chavez and Maduro to power sort it. That you saw me as backing Maduro only is useful as you don't see social movements, only grand actors. Tells me all I need to know about your politics. xps

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:43 (five years ago) link

I dislike the murder of women being reduced to 'ambiguities', though, he is right about that.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:43 (five years ago) link

I am not saying Maduro sorts it I am saying the movement that bought Chavez and Maduro to power sort it.

― xyzzzz__, 25. februar 2019 11:43 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This does not in any way make it better.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:45 (five years ago) link

why not? Don't you like democracy?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:46 (five years ago) link

I dislike the murder of women being reduced to 'ambiguities', though, he is right about that.

― Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone google translate this into Danish it might make more sense.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:49 (five years ago) link

'The movement' lost the last democratic election 56%-41%. Though I guess that result is really complex and ambiguous and really only people who live in Venezuela can figure out which number is bigger...

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 10:53 (five years ago) link

Its where you look for your info. Maduro won 68% of the vote on a low turnout. Even with those numbers the 56% doesn't account for how fractured the opposition is -- they are only united by their hatred of Maduro.

So not only can't you cope with ambiguity you can't look up more than one source in the first place.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:06 (five years ago) link

lol ofc in the Venezuela thread Fred was all 40% support means nothing. That's the level of bullshit this guy is on.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:09 (five years ago) link

That vote wasn't democratic, I'm talking 2015 election to the National Assembly. If you wasn't so stupid, it wouldn't be quite as complex.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link

Its not democratic when you don't get the result you want seems to be the vibe here.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:12 (five years ago) link

Sadlol. Well, it's pointless to try and influence what vibe you get from anything. Like trying to convince a dog the cat on the tv isn't real.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:15 (five years ago) link

Here is a sad lol from the UK thread. You are an amusing fella. Like I said, its good you aren't very ambitious

Um, I can easily imagine plenty of scenarios where May nukes Moscow?

― Frederik B, Thursday, 17 January 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:19 (five years ago) link

And it doesn't even matter, even if both Maduro and the National Assembly were democratically legitimate, it would still be thick as shit to claim 'the movement' could handle the economic crisis through democratic means. With a supermajority against them in the legislature, no, any 'movement' is dead and would have to compromise.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:20 (five years ago) link

It's like trying to teach a child about subtraction, and it's just yelling 'can't be done', 'you're stupid' and flinging feces everywhere.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:21 (five years ago) link

this is a wonderfully productive discussion, and i for one am glad you're having it here itt

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:23 (five years ago) link

this thread is ideal

the two lads should only be allowed address each other itt tbh

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Monday, 25 February 2019 11:25 (five years ago) link

Reducing democracy and complex social relations to saying its as simple as subtraction is very telling of the liberal mindset at play here.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:28 (five years ago) link

I'm literally trying to get you to understand 56 is larger than 41.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:37 (five years ago) link

lol and I am trying to tell you what's behind the numbers, and that you are not to be trusted on even that.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:39 (five years ago) link

No, seriously, tell me, what was behind those numbers?

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:42 (five years ago) link

SV in the Venezuela thread told you a lot about what's behind those numbers. you called him stupid and inane but maybe start re-reading those and please do so carefully.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:45 (five years ago) link

lol

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:47 (five years ago) link

You like laughing more than doing work in trying to understand. That's fine but don't go on like you know anything.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:49 (five years ago) link

this is a wonderfully productive discussion, and i for one am glad you're having it here itt

― he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 February 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love a bit of ilxing during quiet work hours I am glad you are enjoying it BG

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:55 (five years ago) link

That pathetic copout was the last straw, I'll just killfile the piece of shit and be done with it.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:56 (five years ago) link

what's the copout? SV patiently took you through it and you showered him with abuse. You only deserve one liners, and US intervention in *checks notes* Copenhagen

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 11:59 (five years ago) link

Does killfile mean I laugh and mock your posts and you don't see it? Sounds great to me.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 12:00 (five years ago) link

god morgen!

like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

Holy shit, I got it to work :)

Frederik B, Monday, 25 February 2019 12:22 (five years ago) link

ban euros from the us politics thread

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:34 (five years ago) link

build the wahhhl

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Monday, 25 February 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link

:D

imago, Monday, 25 February 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link

xyzzz isn't a euro btw

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link

so Harry Reid said some things

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2019 13:56 (five years ago) link

ban euros from the us politics thread

― you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison)

can we make this guy a mod already?

sold out in presale (sleeve), Monday, 25 February 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link

Harry Reid somehow managed to be wholly dismissive of Trump while still sounding mild-mannered and rather polite. That's a talent.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

xpost sitewide mod imo

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 February 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link

I'm waiting for m bison to finish his posters and hang them up in the school's front hallway so I can appreciate his lettering, artwork and the originality of his slogan, before I decide how I'm casting my vote. But if La Lechera throws her hat into the ring, she's a shoo-in.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

no mods, no masters

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

This is the crux of what we do in regards to Rubio, yes. https://t.co/dHxPzKvHeV

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 24, 2019

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

I thought most sociopaths were boring, though

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

Glib charm is one of the diagnostic criteria.

family friendly "frells" & "fracks" (Sanpaku), Monday, 25 February 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

ban euros from the us politics thread
― you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison)

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 25 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

gets it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

...and yet posts in it.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:42 (five years ago) link

Paul Manafort, the longtime political consultant who once led Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, asked a federal judge for leniency Monday as he faces the potential of spending the rest of his life in prison in criminal cases stemming from the Russia investigation.

In a new court filing, Manafort’s attorneys painted the 69-year-old as a victim of circumstance, prosecuted by special counsel Robert Mueller only because the government could not make the case that he colluded with the Kremlin’s interference in the 2016 presidential election. They also dismissed the prosecutors’ characterization of Manafort as a hardened criminal, saying he was merely a wealthy consultant who committed “garden variety” crimes by illegally lobbying for Ukrainian interests and hiding millions from the IRS.

insert your own arrested development gif here

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 11:33 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 11:53 (five years ago) link

who among us has not hidden millions from the irs, I ask you

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link

absolutely disgraceful that mueller was allowed to prosecute manafort solely for his many and various garden-variety crimes, clear evidence of bias and malice from the square-jawed fbi veteran

he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 12:56 (five years ago) link

if loving your country so much that you illegally lobby for ukrainian interests is a crime, well then, jury, i guess i'm guilty

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

So they just stopped reporting on the sexual assault suit filed against trump?

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link

“it won’t matter to his supporters” blah blah but still. It’s creepy that he is held to a completely different standard to literally everyone else.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 13:46 (five years ago) link

have we not talked about this

Senate Democrats just voted against legislation to prevent the killing of newborn infant children. The Democrat position on abortion is now so extreme that they don’t mind executing babies AFTER birth....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 26, 2019

....This will be remembered as one of the most shocking votes in the history of Congress. If there is one thing we should all agree on, it’s protecting the lives of innocent babies.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 26, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

presuming that's real (which, i mean, sure, why not?), i guess it took a bit more than two years of aggressive intellectual erosion for the president of the united states openly telling the world that the opposition party is in favor of killing babies to have no impact whatsoever on me or to the political landscape.
unsure if that's better memorialized by "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED" or "I'll get my hat..."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

If there's one thing we should all agree on, it's protecting the feewings of giant orange babies

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link

he says they advocate for killing babies, his supporters say they actually eat babies

the man knows his base

j., Tuesday, 26 February 2019 14:20 (five years ago) link

smart to leave some wiggle room to not protect the lives of guilty babies

rob, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link

some of them, I assume, are good babies

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

good babies on both sides

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

Baby Hitler tho...

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

Would you eat Baby Hitler?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link

Baby Hitler...doo doo doo doo doo doo

dan selzer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

lol

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

what actual ruling is he referring to?

Evan, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

Bill requiring doctors to save the lives of late term aborted babies.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

what is the law on aborting 72 year old babies

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

the gop strategy for 2020 is to call dems the party of socialism, anti-semitism and infanticide. 2020 gonna be lit.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

they already say all that anyway

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

The operation targeted the infamous Internet Research Agency in St. Petersburg, a company underwritten by an oligarch close to President Vladimir Putin, several U.S. officials said. https://t.co/cVJE3UbbaH

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 26, 2019

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

i guess i should post the first tweet in the thread

Exclusive: A U.S. military operation disrupted a Russian troll factory's Internet access on the day of the 2018 midterms https://t.co/SdoVT0Ic2w

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 26, 2019

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

xxpost more like the party of Socialism, Snowflakes and (Jussie) Smollett

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

So they just stopped reporting on the sexual assault suit filed against trump?

They stopped, but a bunch of other people started instead

steven, soda jerk (sic), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/26/us/politics/michael-cohen-testimony.html

Mr. Trump and his allies have been preparing for days for Mr. Cohen’s testimony, which will take place over several hours while the president is in Vietnam for a summit meeting with the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un. The president’s aides have been anxious about the effect that the testimony might have on him.

everyone got their iodine tablets ready?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

The president’s aides have been anxious about the effect that the testimony might have on him.

Oh sweet tapdancing jeebus not this again.

CF. "Mueller dropped a legal bombshell on the administration by filing court documents announcing a plea bargain with Trump’s confidant’s lawyer’s friend’s associate Gorpman, and Gorpman’s testimony could spell major trouble for Bleemer, which must be terrifying for Trump..."

I will wake up when/if there are consequences, thxbye

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

I kinda like how people are saying nothing has happened when people are, you know, in jail and/or pled guilty and all.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

I get what you're saying but nobody really gives a shit what happens to Manafort, Cohen, Flynn, etc.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

i don't think that article is referring to _legal_ effects on trump. it's saying it will make him more insane/distracted than usual during the meeting with NK.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

I get what you're saying but nobody really gives a shit what happens to Manafort, Cohen, Flynn, etc.

I care.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: Mark Harris announces he will NOT run for #NC09 in the new election. Harris endorses Union County Commissioner @StonyRushing for the seat #ncpol @wsoctv

— Joe Bruno (@JoeBrunoWSOC9) February 26, 2019

aww

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

I'm sorry, his name is STONY RUSHING?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

Brooksy Babbling

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

County Commissioner (Union County, NC)
Owner Take Aim Training Range

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

I wonder what kind of friendly advice Mark Harris got from his fellow North Carolina GOP politicians, operatives and big donors regarding his further candidacy.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

"These shoes, of a concrete nature, etc."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

Owner Take Aim Training Range

He might not win the election, but he'll burnish the brand identity.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

the guy who harris endorsed in his stead was a vocal supporter of harris who claimed (as much of the rest of the NC GOP did, at one point) that harris was being unfairly smeared.

the rot goes all the way through, of course.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

I kinda like how people are saying nothing has happened when people are, you know, in jail and/or pled guilty and all.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 26, 2019 1:10 PM (one hour ago)

if the mueller report comes out and trump escapes relatively unscathed, that's going to be a huge disappointment to a lot of people

k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link

Trump is quite probably insulated from a lot of the scope of Mueller’s investigations simply by being too stupid to ask for really incriminating actions to be specifically taken in order to collude. We’ve already seen how much evidence of criminal activity & conspiracy Mueller’s team is turning over to actual law enforcement, though, which is going to have more impact than a report which the GOP can ignore as much as they ignore all of Trump’s actual, daily, in-person and on-camera criming.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

I have some friends who are baby boomers that keep telling me Trump is not going to make it to 2020, because Republicans will turn on him when the Mueller report is released. I tell them, this ain't Watergate, he is not getting impeached, and, to quote Ice-T, "shit ain't like that" anymore.

George R. R. Caro (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

Keep your eyes on the Southern District of New York. Mueller gets the flash MSNBC coverage, but the SDNY is where the real trouble for Trump lies.

All I want out of this -- expect to get out of this -- is the quashing of indie enthusiasm for Trump, of course.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

pbkr otmfm.

and welp i hoped he was gonna a take a bogus medical excuse to resign after really hard pressure in the first 3 months, and those days are lonnnnnngg gone, no pressure. president-for-life donny j kicked the shit outta not-prescient-for-life hunt3r. xp and i hope you got this alfred

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

As a baby boomer who watched the entire Watergate saga unfold, I can say that PBKR's friends are deluded, but understandably so. They have memories of a deeply polarized country, more so than even today, slowly but surely learning about presidential crimes that left the great majority aghast, until a president who had won a landslide victory just two years earlier resigned in disgrace. That's a formative memory. But situation this ain't that one.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

This strikes me as a poor approach to things.

Hey @MichaelCohen212 - Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she’ll remain faithful when you’re in prison. She’s about to learn a lot...

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 26, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

(A relevant thread on the matter.)

Dear Representative @mattgaetz .... are you represented by federal criminal defense counsel? Let me tell you why I ask.

/1https://t.co/30Njk25F00

— EmergenHat (@Popehat) February 26, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

holy fuck, anyone can say anything i guess

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

Twitter Profile: Matt Gaetz, Florida man proudly serving the First District in Congress. “He’s a machine...handsome and going places” says @realDonaldTrump.

Florida strikes again!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link

Republicans are allowed to do that

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

speaking of giant dumbasses who always self-own, Jacob Wohl is now suspended from Twitter

Jacob Wohl openly admits he runs Twitter botnets to USA Today, is suspended hours later. Really makes you think. pic.twitter.com/IO4HOMGZlF

— Nathan Bernard (@nathanTbernard) February 26, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link

rip big man, heaven needed one of history’s dumbest men

Wohl's already mouthed off, of course

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2019/02/26/jacob-wohl-spread-lies-mueller-rbg-twitter-just-banned-him/2995037002/

Wohl said when reached by USA TODAY that he had never created a false or misleading account. "I've had accounts for my businesses and my future think tank but that's about it," Wohl said, confirming that all of those accounts had been "nuked" this afternoon. "I've not created fake accounts or bot armies or anything like that."

When asked the name of the "future think tank," Wohl declined to provide it, saying he planned to use it in a "clandestine manner."

Among accounts that were suspended was that of Surefire Intelligence, Wohl's operation that played a role in his bizarre scheme to disgrace Special Counsel Robert Mueller in the days before the mid-term elections.

Wohl said that he was not bothered by the suspension, saying that he was trending on Twitter even as his accounts had been suspended. "I'm going to continue to own their platform and make them useful to me so it doesn't really matter to me, to be honest," Wohl said.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

xpost

if only

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

this jabroni makes James O’Keefe seem like a savvy operator

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

he’s not mad, he’s laughing about it actually

to be honest," Wohl said.

wuht

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

jokes on me tho I guess O’Keefe actually managed to get some significant results

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

wohl may yet manage the significant result of going to jail for trying to frame a former fbi director for sex crimes, to be fair to the lad

LMAOOO

Mother of god what did he do what did he do

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) February 26, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

that which is not prohibited is now mandatory. now, if it IS prohibited, you can probly get away with it, plus $$$

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

"Mother of God what did he do" for March title.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

I'm at the hipster coffee shop right now and I'm hearing a lot of whispers of "Jacob Wohl did nothing wrong" and "Jacob Wohl is sexy"

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

lmao that he was behind Women For Schultz, this is all an elaborate bit right?

JoeStork, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

xp lol frogbs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

god, was jacob wohl the guy who tweeted all those times about the liberal hipsters whispering conspiratorially? if so that was the first that had ever heard of him. what a wild ride

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

Yup, that was him.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link

Gosh, remember the days when one couldn't expect to become famous/notorious entirely on the basis of being a gobsmackingly-useless choad? Remember that?

Choose Your Own Disaster (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link

the supreme court has roundly rejected tweeting restraint

[john goodman bashing in a corvette with a baseball bat] SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMPETE IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS https://t.co/cI51jpuF3A

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 26, 2019

theorizing your yells (katherine), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

also

UPDATE:

Me: Any response to those who say you’re witness tampering? @mattgaetz: I’m witness testing. We still are allowed to test the veracity and character of witnesses, I think.

Me: So you disagree with those who say you’re witness tampering?

Gaetz: Yes. https://t.co/aBRZAF314A

— Alex Ward (@AlexWardVox) February 26, 2019

theorizing your yells (katherine), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

House vote terminating emergency declaration passes

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link

Any Republicans vote for it?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 01:07 (five years ago) link

13

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link

Not bad!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

That seems bad to me, especially since so many more than that expressed “concerns” up until the last minute

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link

More of that's been coming from the Senate rather than the House.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:37 (five years ago) link

It's so clearly going to face a legal challenge, why in the world would the GOP suddenly stand up in principle now?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:38 (five years ago) link

I think any defections are good because they achieve that elusive goal of bipartisanship, so treasured by the political class.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:39 (five years ago) link

but on the other hand 182 republicans just voted to allow Trump to usurp power

Dan S, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

it was pointless to expect any less from them

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:59 (five years ago) link

trump is the logical endpoint of the republican party’s utter choadiness. of course they’re going to fall in line

maura, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link

trump is the logical endpoint of the republican party’s utter choadiness. of course they’re going to fall in line

maura, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link

Worth saying twice

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 03:43 (five years ago) link

“I didnt know the marketplace of ideas had a sentencing phase.”

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 03:43 (five years ago) link

And someone had a chat from his lawyer.

Speaker, I want to get the truth too. While it is important 2 create context around the testimony of liars like Michael Cohen, it was NOT my intent to threaten, as some believe I did. I’m deleting the tweet & I should have chosen words that better showed my intent. I’m sorry. https://t.co/Rdbw3sTQJD

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 27, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 05:42 (five years ago) link

I appreciate the pettiness re the Cohen stuff:

What struck me as I looked back and thought about that exchange between
Don Jr. and his father was, first, that Mr. Trump had frequently told me and
others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the
world. And also, that Don Jr. would never set up any meeting of any
significance alone – and certainly not without checking with his father.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 05:48 (five years ago) link

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/636-michael-cohens-congressional-t/3a1530b333230e775df5/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

― gbx, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 12:29 AM (forty-eight minutes ago)

impeach him

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 February 2019 06:18 (five years ago) link

one the one hand the Cohen testimony is oh god inject it directly into my veins

on the other, literally everything in it was 100% known previously, often for 35 years

steven, soda jerk (sic), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 08:37 (five years ago) link

Great timing: no-bus day at my school, so I'll be able to watch today. (They'll be a handful of students in my room for one period..."Teacher, teacher--what's a 'porn star'?")

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

Mr. Trump is an enigma. He is complicated, as am I. He has both good and bad, as do we all. But the bad far outweighs the good, and since taking office, he has become the worst version of himself. He is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing acts of generosity, but he is not generous. He is capable of being loyal, but he is fundamentally disloyal.

This is downright Talmudic.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

He finished the conversation with the following comment. “You think I’m stupid, I wasn’t going to Vietnam.”
I find it ironic, President Trump, that you are in Vietnam right now.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link

Wow, GOP assholes in full effect from the start.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link

Big surprise--one side's going to do everything they can to gum up the proceedings today.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

yeah the R's on this comittee are a murderer's row of scum

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

Who's the guy to the immediate right of Cummings? I hate him already.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:12 (five years ago) link

Jim Jordan. ex wrestling coach sex abuse deniar.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

I hope the Democrats don't talk more than absolutely necessary. As much of today as possible should come from Cohen.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

wow Cummings not having any of this

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

hoooly shit Jim Jordan is an asshole

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

there are not enough punches in the world for Jim Jordan's face

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

he's a coward which begets assholism.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

The Republicans are going to disrupt so much today, that's why the Democrats need to clear all available time for Cohen to talk.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

jim jordan is all about protecting terrible men, so

maura, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

then again that's pretty much his party's MO too

maura, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link

three mentions of the Clintons already

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:23 (five years ago) link

Does he think that anyone knows about any of these names he's dropping. Clearly this is only meaningful to the most blinkered tin hat wearer.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link

who is this crazy fuck

akm, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link

all the GOP are acting like court appointed public defenders for Trump.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:25 (five years ago) link

Oh, Jesus, haul this guy out of there.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:25 (five years ago) link

i am jealous of all of ya'll who don't know who jim jordan is.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

Cohen's not mincing his words

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:29 (five years ago) link

Riveting.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

hoooly shit

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

Well, I'm glad I don't have students in the room at the moment. (I think I'll have to be very careful about this.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

Home sick watching this, worried it will make me sicker

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

Making me feel pretty good, actually. Cathartic! (And stomach-churning, but more the former.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

This is as close as we've come to a public display of FUCK YOU to Trump yet.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

yup

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

late to the party but i just want to say that elijah cummings refusing to give stupid fucking redneck jim jordan any more time to speak was golden

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link

The Republicans can say he's not trustworthy, but I don't know how you really counter this stuff.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link

Ha! Love this. I'm thinking straight C's with a couple of incompletes mixed in.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link

"You think I'm stupid? I'm not going to Vietnam."

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

was really hoping Cummings was gonna point out that Cohen got indicted for lying to Congress ON BEHALF OF PRESIDENT TRUMP

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

oh SNAP looking straight into camera for the first time for that viet name burn

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

oh man the Don Jr. burns

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

Countdown to GOP assholes attacking him personally with ad hominems rather than addressing any of these claims.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

again adressing Trump directly by looking into camera 10/10

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

It's gonna be a shitshow

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

Pffft. Cohen was only a minor errand boy iirc. An intern, right?

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

this guy looks and sounds exactly like an extra in Goodfellas

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

he looks like the schmuck in charge of the tiki restaurant whom Paulie picked on

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

*er, Tommy

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

i'm in the office and can't follow this in real time via video, so i appreciate y'all giving me the highlights

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

It's not even 11pm in Hanoi, asshole is watching.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

I can't see any GOP chairman starting like Cummings just did.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

Good tactical start by Cummings; get all that out in that open.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link

If Gaetz comes out as threatened and accuses him of philandering or other unrelated shit, with no evidence, how is that not legally defamatory?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link

michael cohen should make asmr videos from prison. The microphone popping is driving me crazy.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link

Watching Cohen call Giuliani Trump's "TV lawyer" is giving me great pleasure.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

LOL at Jordan caring suddenly about tax frauds

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link

ahahahahaha what the hell is Jim Jordan doing

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

this is insane, at a loss for words

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

He's trying to make points, but I don't think they are going to make much sense to most people. Meanwhile, Cohen's accusations about Trump are crystal clear.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

If only Jim Jordan could Jim Jones on live tv

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

this is my favorite show

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link

This whole thing about trashing Trump is some extremely weak sauce.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

God, I've seen enough lawyer movies to know rule #1: Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to. Jim Jordan has never seen a lawyer movie.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link

lol so Jordan spent all his time calling Cohen a liar with no principles and then asked him why he didn't quit after 10 days if Trump was such a bad person

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link

Dems gave a welcome mat to a liar?

A liar ran the House intel committee until recently

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link

I don't think Jim Jordan has ever practiced law (he has a JD). He's just been an asst wrestling coach and then career shit politician.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

^ just to emphasize that he isn't a very good questioner, he always comes off as a hysterical mess.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

not sure if Jim Jordan's "everyone who doesn't work for Trump is jealous" strategy is gonna pay off here

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

Cohen has so much provable, concrete stuff, I think the Democrats should stay clear of anything speculative--it'll just give the other side something to whine about and use as a distraction.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

yeah Debbie WS gumming the works here

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

"Also he has a tiny dingus"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

Not that they won't do that with the provable stuff anyway, but you know what I mean.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

no matter how much i turn down the volume, mark green still sounds like he's shouting

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

Yeah, he's a loudmouth dick.

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

Why couldn't the Democrats find one of those straight arrow, honest truth tellers from the Trump campaign to tell us what really happened?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

The republicans are such disingenuous bastards. Michael Cohen is apparently untrustworthy but Trump is a totally cool guy.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

white male physicians who become politicians= not a good look.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

Has Goehmert spoken yet

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

"Fake witness"! Creative.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

“Who paid for you to be here today?”

How much does he think the Amtrak costs?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:21 (five years ago) link

watching this on the WaPo homepage gives you a hilarious image juxtaposition

rob, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link

Did you take the acela or the regional?!?!

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

If only Dems had brought in a reliable witness like James O'Keefe

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

Also 90% of cohen’s scummy and dishonest behavior was done on behalf of trump. It’s infuriating that the republicans think they can elide that and aft like cohen was an independent actor. Nonsensical

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

this dude on the mic is such an example of why I bought windscreens for my karaoke job

Clay, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

HANG ON EVERYONE it's Gohmert

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

oh never mind it's another dickhead, named Comer

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

Gomer Comer.

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link

Where is this going?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

yes let's not subpoena any criminals in this criminal investigation

rob, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

"shame on you, mr. jordan"

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

jeez the dems on this committee are sleepy, these aren't very pointed questions

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

just hammer away on the evidence he brought in

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

They come across as serious and businesslike to me vs the borderline hysterical Republicans.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link

I love how the GOP acts as if no committee has ever deal with witnesses who had pleaded guilty of perjury.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

"Neither should I, as the son of a Holocaust survivor."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

lol

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

wow

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

"I've never heard the president say a racist remark."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

uh the whole world has "tapes" of Trump making racist comments ffs

rob, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

Someone said Trump is not a racist, how do you explain this?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

Deny, deny, deny - it's all they have left. Just lie over and over, louder and louder.

sold out in presale (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

Meadows is interrogating Cohen, interrupts him saying "hold on this is MY five minutes" lol

absolute state of this

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

For 1.2 million dollars... how many times did you meet with him?
Six times?
YOU'VE JUST WON 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

these questions are boiling down to: it sounds like you did shady stuff? do you deny that?

rob, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

clearly taking turns to interrogate and abuse, kinda cathartic all the way around.
THE RECORD REFLECTS YOU'RE NOT A NICE GUY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

Cohen good at shutting down chucklehead blowhards like Jordan and Meadows.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

Meadows' only things in his life is his GOP career affiliation, trying to get a job in Trump's white house and lying about his associate's degree.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link

Hice: This is the first time in the history of Congress to have someone testify who already convicted of lying to COngress.

As others have noted, Eliot Abrams testified last week.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 27, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

Jordan's back!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

I heard!

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

"I guess he thinks it's important."

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

Gotta admit, I'd love for Lanny Davis to come off horribly in all of this--what a creep.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

actually burst out laughing at "I guess he thinks it's important"

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

Republicans: "you're a pathological liar," possibly problematic.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

Gosar really trying to outdo Jordan huh

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

Is it possible for a Republican here to NOT act like a petulant child?

circa1916, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

These GOP asshats are outmatched. They're scumbags, but they're stupid scumbags. Cohen seems like a smart scumbag.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

didn't Poindexter testify too after his conviction? idk

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

Liar liar pants on fire POSTER!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

They’re so vituperative. As if their colleagues wouldnt throw them under the bus too if the situations were reversed and they posed a threat to Trump.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

Cohen came to me also.

— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) February 27, 2019

:)

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

The old adage that our moms taught us: Liar liar, pants on fire

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

Pure amateur hour here

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

As if trump wouldn’t gladly watch them die if it was in his interest somehow.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

"I'm responsible for your silliness."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

holy shit

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

I really am obsessed with looking up wikis of all these GOP mofos as they speak so poorly because it's like watching a black and white picture being colorized.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

the whole "well if he lied once then you can't ever trust him!" thing doesn't seem like the greatest defense in service of Donald Trump

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

looooooooool, I've only been watching for ten minutes but basically fist-punching at cartoon flim-flam man Cohen running circles around the inept elected oafs attempting to question him (and shouting him down for interrupting when he answers)

steven, soda jerk (sic), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

This is fucking amazing

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

"When he said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and get away with it, he's not joking, he's telling the truth!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

This is like a mob trial.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link

Cohen giving that GOP chump the good ol' NYC stink-eye.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link

The GOP strategy seems to be backfiring by encouraging him to break demeanor and get mean back.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

I doubt this will make much difference. This will play spectacularly on FOX News.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

what if Lionel Hutz, but versus dozens of off-brand knock-off Lionel Hutzes

steven, soda jerk (sic), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

I kind of can't believe Gosar is on any committee but then again they only recently stripped S. King of his.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

This is all a show, of course, because Mueller and SDNY are well-ahead of this. But it is furthering what parts of this the public gets a peak at.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

lmao

Why would Don Jr. would retweet this? pic.twitter.com/xx3fuBNe3t

— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) February 27, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

the most shocking thing about all this is that...Cohen actually does seem to know how to be a lawyer? like, he's several times more astute and knowledgeable than any of the GOP'ers questioning him and is calling them out on their BS in a way that Democrats never do

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

this is a goddamn circus. incredible.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

Amazing MSNBC screenshot:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0bZf0kX4AALMqf.jpg

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

I love how whenever anyone starts talking, you can see Cohen scanning wildly to figure out where the voice is coming from.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

damn, really missing out on the lols by listening to the radio.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

yeah his responsiveness to his role here is either being very coach-able and well-coached, or acceptable+ lawyer/witness nous. so far and based on his previous bully-tactic inclination in public. i don't know what he looked like in court i guess. xp

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

WTF to asking him to commit to not making money from a book or movie deal.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

Ditto--such an absurd question in this day and age.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

Who is this Foxx person? She seems sooooooo stupid.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

Wow, they are going all in on Jordan.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

Cohen: "We are not fact checkers for Buzzfeed"

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

They also should've put up that Gosar is a cville false flagger.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

The republicans are disgusting

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

Craven. Cowardly.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

Cohen twisting the knife. "The American people don't care about my taxes, they want to know what I know about Mr. Trump, and not one question has been asked about Mr. Trump."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

Great comeback by Cohen.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link

Cohen could make this so simple: "I did exactly what you and every Republican in this room has been doing and continues to do today: I lied and ignored my conscience to protect Donald Trump."

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

clemenza otm

boobie, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

he basically said so before the break

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

he basically did say that with the "silliness" discussion xpost

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

I really wish he'd just throw it right back at them.

(I must have missed that before the break; I stepped out for 15 minutes...I don't want him to imply it; I want him to say it clearly and unequivocally.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

Who is mr higgens and his absurd vest?

akm, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

when is AOC up so we can get this party started

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

btw the GOP repeats "Lanny Davis" cuz he's connected with Ms. LOCK HER UP and her husband.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

Should you have turned the boxes to law enforcement?

They were returned to me by the Mueller team.

But should you have turned them over?!?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

I did see the silliness back-and-forth...that was good; I do want him to say "just like you're lying right now," though.

I could never stand Lanny Davis. He was especially hysterical towards the end of the Obama-Clinton nomination fight.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

That was all absurd. Higgins: If these boxes are full of important stuff, why did you not turn them in to investigators!?!?! Cohen: These were the boxes returned to me after they were done with them. Higgins: Well, if you found important things in them, why did you not give them to investigators! Cohen: ?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

Jesus fuck, not that I wish for Cohen to avoid ANY consequences for his actions, but sitting through this hearing with these intensely corrupt idiots is almost its own punishment.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

i'm happy to see them all burn tbh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

Sounds like SDNY is deep in this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

today Cohen is a useful POS so i'll give him that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

"I'm not aware of that"--is that a coded hedge? Otherwise, just say no.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

I know they are trying to discredit him, but it's hard to discredit a guy who already admits to lying, pleaded guilty and is willingly going to jail for lying.

Cohen: I am a liar.
GOP: Will you admit on the record that you are a liar?
Cohen: ... Yes?
GOP: So you admit you're a liar?!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

A lot of exasperated head shaking going on here

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

I have absolutely no desire to hear hours of this live, so i have not been listening to the radio, but I'm sure salient clips will emerge.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

GOP also keeps saying "is this the best witness you've got?" to Dems, which ... sounds like a dare to call or subpoena more witnesses?

Ugh, back on this book deal shit.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

"You have long been known as a douchebag, is this true?"
"Yes, I am a douchebag."
"Okay, I'd like to repeat the question for the next five hours."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

oh my STOP REPEATING YOURSELVES

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

"will you agree to donate all your money to charity?" "No"

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

Cohen is no worse than the republicans on this committee. He was just doing the same thing—protecting Trump.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

Cohen has been around intensely corrupt idiots his entire professional life (not sure about before then), just not on live TV.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

GOP senators literal children "mom make him do it!"

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

I would rather swallow bleach than spend five minutes with Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

GOP senators

These hearings are in the lower chamber, the one run now by Democrats.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link

hahaha my rep is up now get fucked

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

The senators are children too.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

legitimately curious how Hannity is gonna cover this

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

All of the GOP just can't admit they got conned as well, or are just willing to throw the country under the bus to make sure that babies that don't even exist might have the potential to be forced into existence.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

xpost priapically

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

That might've been the first effective Republican exchange--by this point, meaningless, but Cohen didn't look good there.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

Hannity: This Cohen fella is a despicable lying liar who's going to jail for lying and every word out of his mouth is a lie. Please forget I hired him to represent me. I swear I chose him for his impressive depth of legal knowledge, not because he was a corrupt bagman willing to do some dirty work. When I found out he was a dirty liar you could have knocked me over with a feather!

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

That last guy was a Republican? Seemed like a friendly questioner.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:15 (five years ago) link

as per NYT: "Jonathan Weisman, Congressional Editor: Amash is no friend of Trump’s. He’s a libertarian, has crossed swords with the president many times, and he’s showing it."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

Lots of mentions of Weisselberg, who has a limited immunity deal in place. Hmm.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

(xpost) Yeah, just looked up Amash's Twitter:

@POTUS just declared a non-emergency an emergency.

@POTUS44 once called a war a non-war.

Just as I’m speaking out now, I spoke out then about unconstitutional actions by the president: http://youtu.be/XsEDLxi45u4

Defend the Constitution no matter who is in charge of government.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

gimme a fuckin break lol poor trump in vietnam

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

lol who is this fucking guy

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

This guy is adorable trying to sound tough

Evan, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

"trying to make this country safer for everyone"

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

"Allegations you can't substantiate"? But he has.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

i think that last bit was a bombshell no?
trump paid cohen to lie about a conspiracy while in office. Presumed, but not actively stated as fact. that shit is impeachable offense, no?

current guy is a sputtering moron

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

Oh god this Gibbs guy

Hey hey, the tipple’s weak sherry (fionnland), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

this guy is the worst

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

Bob Gibbs, bless his heart.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

Lol that terrified yield

Hey hey, the tipple’s weak sherry (fionnland), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

LUCRATIVE BOOK DEALS THO

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

it's rich that this super capitalist, individualist GOP party is against making money on a book deal.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

Is he DRUNK? Gibbs' mumbling, I mean.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

jim jordan is such a fucking piece of shit ! i'm not a violent dude but i would kick his stupid ass

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

has Jim Jordan ever worn a suit jacket in his entire life?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

Is he DRUNK?

It is after lunch, you know.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link

There is such a fundamental lack of integrity

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link

dem questioners all super sleepy wtf

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

They all know who trump is and that cohen’s testimony is true. They attack cohen’s credibility but in every way cohen is objectionable, trump is worse. Nihilists.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

I'm starting to think the president might be a crook.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

This Higgins guys seems like a good Christian.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

jesus this is a loathsome dude speaking now

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

Jim Jordan also called the police because he felt bullied by the wrestlers who said he ignored sex abuse.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

the boxes make a return!!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

He's on this question about the boxes that were returned by the Mueller investigation.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

This guy is a moron.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

aw yeah boxes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

jesus christ

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2DAgQ76WM

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

i have to admit i'm faintly impressed by the cojones of cohen at this point, though i suppose he has nothing to lose. do we assume the "i want to be a man of integrity" thing is just him preparing for his parole hearing?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

this fucking idiot !

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

I didn't know who you were until today. This is moronic.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

Like, I want to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I have no idea how I would do, but this Higgins guy ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

I ask you, good sir... BOOK DEALS!

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

this shit is going straight to Qanon isn't it
WHAT'S IN THE BOX

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

it's always helpful to remember btw that no matter what is said in this hearing by anyone, fox news etc. will "process" it for 35% of the american people in such a way to make trump come up roses. there is literally nothing trump could do that fox would not "massage" to produce the inverse impression from reality.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

many of the men i've arrested have book deals

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

rep. welch from vermont looks exactly like sen. leahy from vermont, were they made from the same mold?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

(that mold was manufactured by ben & jerry's btw)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

The GOP will be demanding hearings about these boxes before the end of the day. You ask what Hannity will cover ... well, there you go.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

one more for higgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjtGkrxnKA8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

(xpost) They both remind me of Patrick Magee in A Clockwork Orange.

http://www.scifimoviezone.com/imageclockworkorange/cw17.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

So this guy Higgins is the congressman that did that wack ass video filmed at Auschwitz. He also seemingly was forced to resign from two police departments for being a lying liar and using his position for personal gain.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

thank you for your service, yerac. amazing you can stomach the research.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

"Mr Trump was aware of the upcoming dump before it happened"

Well, given his diet...

Number None, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

I find that much hypocrisy amazing. I know some people want to find the good in people, that they do things in good faith, but that shit is a coin toss.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

heh

COhen says he recorded Trump on the David Pecker conversation, bc he knew he wouldn't get paid back!!!!!

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 27, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

what was the over/under on this?

...AAAAANNNDDDD....Roger Stone violates his gag order. Surprised he lasted this long. Pack your toothbrush, dude. https://t.co/jyffutO1TI

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) February 27, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

He's allowed to profess his innocence and defend himself, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

What is an Elock, or a Helock? Are they talking Lord of the Rings/Star Wars stuff now?

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

Hemlock? Morlock?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

https://www.bankrate.com/finance/topic/heloc.aspx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

HELOC, home equity line of credit

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

presuming you're being at all serious of course

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

Speier revealing the dangers of asking about something she has no idea about.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

dems just asking some of the stupidest questions

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

At least they're about Trump and not telling Cohen he's a bad dog.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

again with this "we can't trust what you say" stuff.

he's produced evidence.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

worst PTA mom ever.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

This is a swell speech, why aren't Democrats trying to build a wall and make abortion illegal instead? Shameful!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

But how can you trust that clear evidence when he's a liar?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

Good lord, Mrs. Miller. Would prefer her singing "Downtown" tbf

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

trump is REALLY REALLY angry about book deals huh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

Book deal!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

so this current person is scandalized by cohen's "illegal campaign contributions" but not by trump ordering it. very logical

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

Show me the deal!!!! Is the deal in one of those boxes?!?!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

"anything to sell books"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

Cohen a human eye-roll every time Jordan speaks.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

so many chapters in that book

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

If Cohen is a liar, and he says Trump would never hit Melania ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

Get on it, Jordan!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

Why is Michael Cohen trying to stop Congress from investigating child separations?!?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

"You're a lying liar, and we know that because you were convicted of saying Donald Trump did nothing wrong."

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

How dare you offer to turn over tapes that we subpoena?!?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

Good work GOP, you're really upping my expectations. Each fuckstick fuckier and stickier than the last.

Yerac, please research Kelly Armstrong and get back to me.

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:07 (five years ago) link

"Thank you for continuing the narrative."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link

kelly armstrong is new so there is not much. Pretty sure he left william and mary to go back to ND though because he got a DUI there.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

I dont understand how ALL of the gop members are comfortable being this disingenuous.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

That's their brand

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

That woman talking about child separations with a trembling voice as a point *against* investigating trumpwas like... what?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

cohen still proud for hacking election polls

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link

lol what's odd is that if the GOP were less stupid they'd hear him defend Trump from the worst rumors (a child, slapping Melania).

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Rep. Steube has quite a look going on

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

well that woman Mrs Carol Miller is also very into protecting medicare but the federal government also needs to stay out of our healthcare!

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

I would rather swallow bleach than spend five minutes with Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan.

Many xposts, but maybe this is the bargain Matt Gaetz agreed to when he first spending a lot of time with them. Would explain a lot

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

Surprised cohen thinks trump wouldn’t hit melania.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

that came off as more Cohen protecting Melania.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link

he only hits Don Jr.

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

Many xposts, but maybe this is the bargain Matt Gaetz agreed to when he first spending a lot of time with them. Would explain a lot

The teeth, you mean

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

I've been outside frolicking in the snow...no AOC yet, I assume.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

I assume it goes by seniority and she'll be last or nearly last.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

Surprised cohen thinks trump wouldn’t hit melania.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 2:17 PM

It would get his hands dirty

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

Ooh, she's sub-tweeting Rep. Gaetz here.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

his constituents want a balanced budget, says the man who voted for Trump's tax cuts.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

can I say for the record that I'm so sick of men of either party call their wives "beautiful"? I want a congresswoman to refer to her "hot husband."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

YOU"RE AN EMBARASSMENT U FUCKIN DOUCHE

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

the god damn name of the committee is OVERSIGHT. this is what you are there to do!!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

"This is not what the American people sent us here to do."

Is he familiar with the results of the elections in November?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

Bless my wife for her disengagement from my life and from politics in general.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

What more important things could there be to do than watch this hearing when you live in Dripping Springs, Texas?

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

watch the springs drip ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

That asshole Chip Roy voted against backpay for workers affected by the shutdown because it was the dems fault. fuck off with that tugboating.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

Dripping Springs is no Marble Falls or Cut'N'Shoot.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

Haha, my neck of the woods m/l

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

NEW — Matt Gaetz is under investigation by the Florida State Bar over his Michael Cohen threat.

With @lachlan https://t.co/0sbrERDUPL

— Sam Stein (@samstein) February 27, 2019

:)

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

lol

gbx, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

brutal self-own.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

*bleach dribbles out the corner of Gaetz’s mouth*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

no way in hell i'm watching this but since it's such a fucking farce anyway one of the Ds should ask about hannity. or has that already happened?

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

i'm just catching up on a lot of stuff because of work this morning, but did anyone point this out from cohen's prepared remarks:

I am providing the Committee today with several documents. These include:

• A copy of a check Mr. Trump wrote from his personal bank account – after he became president - to reimburse me for the hush money payments I made to cover up his affair with an adult film star and prevent damage to his campaign;

• Copies of financial statements for 2011 – 2013 that he gave to such institutions as Deutsche Bank;

A copy of an article with Mr. Trump’s handwriting on it that reported on the auction of a portrait of himself – he arranged for the bidder ahead of time and then reimbursed the bidder from the account of his non-profit charitable foundation, with the picture now hanging in one of his country clubs; and

• Copies of letters I wrote at Mr. Trump’s direction that threatened his high school, colleges, and the College Board not to release his grades or SAT scores

not a big deal (other than potential fraud because of nonprofit payment) but wow, that is so incredibly, humiliatingly pathetic

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

is it more or less incredibly and humiliatingly pathetic than Don Jr. signing payoff checks for his Dad's porn stars

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link

what a fucking joke, his whole family. and they're all incredibly wealthy. the american dream.

also that he threatened all of his former schools. god, how many times has he said "I went to Wharton - where I did very well - great school"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

i'm sure UPenn was very happy not to release his grades to anyone. it would be embarrassing to admit that they gave the dumbest man in the entire country a passing grade

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

Ivy League schools know no embarrassment about give passing grades to the sons of the very wealthy. It is both a simple business transaction and a rich tradition.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

They probably took his word for it. Normal people don’t lie flamboyantly about easily disprovable facts.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

per the NYTs article from late last year the only reasons trump was ever publicly successful was because of his dad and his ease with lying about everything.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

Fair to say this Cohen stuff is 100% overshadowing this North Korea bullshit (which was already sort of downgraded by a sort of boy who cried wolf vibe)?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

I know Mark Meadows' communications director follows me on here and hey man, GREAT job on those volume exercises. SO loud. If you were the one who was like, "no, MORE shouting" then buddy, you were heard.

— Meredith Haggerty (@manymanywords) February 27, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

I'm still baffled by this Prague thing

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

my #1 fear with the NK thing is that trump will make a catastrophically bad "deal" in an attempt to win the news cycle

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

Home sick watching this, worried it will make me sicker

― Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, February 27, 2019 9:43 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is me as well, but having the opportunity to watch this today is the first time I've felt thankful for the virus ravaging my body. #blessed

I'm humbled by the number of GOP-ers on the committee who've clearly sustained some sort of traumatic brain injury but who are soldiering on for the good of their country. Like some of them can't even string a coherent sentence together but they don't let it stop them from getting up there and gumming up the works. #blessed

Choose Your Own Disaster (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

Gomez going in

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

wtf Meadows some fucking dork tweeted and it's part of the record now?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link

AOC time

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link

so Meadows is the GOP House's new Gowdy? God, this is amateur hour.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

lol 1 minute in and this is already the most fruitful line of questioning

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

She's all business, no nonsense

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

ahahahah "you'd have to ask Matthew Calamari" how is this real

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

Strongly tempted to change my last name to Calamari

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

"Talk to James Biscotti."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

AOC lay groundwork for tax subpoenas. Impressive. She didn't grandstand, like even some Dems.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

nice

sold out in presale (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

(thanks all for the updates)

sold out in presale (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

god it's 6:51 AM in North Korea, I hope Trump has been up all night

omar little, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

Seems worth noting that, from a point not too distant, Cohen was among the most overtly-repellant of Trump's retinue and someone who I'd never have predicted giving a performance like today's.

Choose Your Own Disaster (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

kinda sounds like they need to talk with this Allen Weiselberg fella

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

oh shit they just got Tony Pepperoni and Larry Linguini

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

Oh shit, Tlaib going in on her colleagues.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link

fuck off dude

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

i have black friends lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

ohhhhh shiiiiiit lol

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

Nice, they gave her a chance to repeat it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

just want to note that for those of us who can't watch it live, the past several posts present a really odd picture of what's happening

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

lol he's not racist he just does racist things

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

I need to know if Meadows has any black family members.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

HAha! He totally went that route.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

I love this, please give Meadows more rope.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

Mark Meadows pulling the Lindsay Graham act

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

lol racist people love to say they don't see color

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

racist people love to bring up the non-white family members that they don't bark at.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

everyone's going out for beers afterwards, right?

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

i like beer

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

Michael Cohen in the middle of this split screen is just too good. CAN I PLEASE LEAVE AND GO TO PRISON NOW THANK YOU.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

it must be so hard being the lone proud GOP non-racist white man. I am getting weepy.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

... christ this has been going on all day

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

this comment from Lawyers Guns & Money gets it:

I’m still somewhat gobsmacked that Cohen pled guilty to a felony campaign finance law violation, testified that he did so at the direction of Individual-1, and that fact has just sorta been laying out there for the past six months. Sworn testimony that President Trump participated in a felony, with Cohen’s guilty plea to back it up.

That, in and of itself, may not have been adequate evidence to indict Trump but now it’s corroborated by, literally, the receipts. Checks signed by Trump. It blows my mind that Trump is clearly implicated in a felony and it has been a back burner issue since last summer. I hope Cohen’s new testimony fans the flames again.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

strong closing statement by Cohen

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link

I totally forgot this was Meadows : On January 29, 2019, Meadows told newly seated Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that lawmakers need more than three days’ notice to attend questioning because they are busy and not just “sitting around eating bonbons.- wiki

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link

Who is the woman head shaking and eye rolling at Jordan just over Cohen's left shoulder?

Dial Alexa, derelict! (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/sBLmjIB

^ Fox News covering the stories that matter

Evan, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

Cummings is kind of rambling here

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

he kinda does that though

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

It sounded like someone burped!

Gaseous Clay (Leee), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

"Testicles In The Salsa" for March Thread Title.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

ew

sold out in presale (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

Missed the last couple of hours in transit, so missed AOC; my friend says she was good.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

She and Rashida Tlaib were excellent I thought.

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

Here's Mark Meadows, who just sidetracked the entire House Oversight Committee to assure him he's not racist, saying that "2012 is the time we are going to send Mr. Obama home to Kenya or wherever it is" pic.twitter.com/90L1xnWf6v

— Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) February 27, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link

I don't think people have appropriately processed the incredible number of felonies that Cohen directly implicated Trump in today. And its understandable, because its an incredible number. But here is my rough tally:

— Ken Gude (@KenGude) February 27, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

still not awake to the interwebs and cameras existing

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

xpost all of the new dem congresswomen were great.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link

6. False statements on a loan application - Cohen brought Trump's partial financial records for 2011-2013 that Cohen alleged showed that Trump falsely inflated the value of his assets to obtain a loan in order to purchase the Buffalo Bills

— Ken Gude (@KenGude) February 27, 2019

WTF? The Bills?

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

xpost They really were. I'm so glad Tlaib went there (even if she walked it back a little from her obvious intention) because that Meadows moment was super fucking gross.

Choose Your Own Disaster (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

After all those characters Cohen names I have to wonder what Gene Parmesan’s involvement in this is.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

meanwhile, another awesome example of Pelosi leadership on the background check bill

The Democratic proposal would require federal background checks on all gun sales, including private transactions. It includes some small exemptions for such checks, such as transfers between family members, or temporary use of a gun for hunting. Gun-control groups estimate that roughly one-fifth or more of gun sales don't include background checks.

But in an embarrassing blow to Democrats, 26 of their own members broke ranks and joined with Republicans to add language to the bill that would report undocumented immigrants to the U.S. Immigration and Enforcement Agency if they attempt to buy a gun. Republicans were ecstatic about the maneuver, which embarrassed Pelosi and other Democratic leaders.

The stunning move marks the second time Democratic leaders have lost a vote to the minority party in the last month.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/27/house-passes-bill-to-require-universal-background-checks-on-gun-sales-1193043

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

#MichaelCohen:
-Convicted of lying to Congress re: Russia investigation
-Going to jail
-"Don't believe a word he says!"#ElliottAbrams:
-Convicted of lying to Congress re: arming Contra death squads
-Pardoned, then appointed Envoy to Venezuela
-"Don't dare question his past!"
🤔

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) February 27, 2019

glad someone called this out

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

Cohen wasn't convicted as part of the Russia investigation was he?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

Partly he was I think. Lying about trump tower moscow to congress

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

There were other charges too with taxi medallions and atuff

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

That was unrelated

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

That's right, I forget there were a couple of waves of convictions, right? Everything from tax evasion to campaign violations to some Russia stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link

The trump circle was just all criminals of some kind. I imagine trump has done stuff at least as illegal as cohen and manafort re taxes and finances but who knows. I mean, cohen testified today that trump has.

It’s so gross that the gop protects trump while calling cohen a liar. If you are fine with trump it means you have no problem with lying. Be consistent in your nihilism.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

Especially when they use the term “pathological liar.” Like... cohen was a slimy criminal but trump is the one that lies nonstop even when he doesn’t have to.

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

aren't nihilism and consistency sort of opposed?

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

Guess so

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

Okay I'm catching up on the Matthew Calamari thing and good grief.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:33 (five years ago) link

I know a lot of you are only just now learning about Matthew Calamari, so here is his incredible appearance on the live finale of The Apprentice season two in 2004 pic.twitter.com/Ci0qF8kkgj

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) February 27, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:42 (five years ago) link

That's it. I am changing my name to Carey Bucatini.

Yerac, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

Watching that is really uncomfortable for the utter disrespect that Jen(?) got.

Gaseous Clay (Leee), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

For those intrigued by the reference -- "Matthew Calamari, the organization’s chief operating officer, was recruited in 1981 after Mr. Trump saw him eject some hecklers while working security at the United States Open tennis tournament."https://t.co/TGSs7yNKXV

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) February 27, 2019

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

i'm curious how we reconcile two strands of Cohen's testimony:

1. Grifter's campaign was an infomercial for his "brand" -- he never intended to win (I always believed this)

2. There were daily nefarious efforts (subsequently denied in toto) to sabotage HRC's campaign, collude with the Russians, coordinate with Wikileaks, etc.

If they weren't trying to win, were they just trying to make it close?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:33 (five years ago) link

Am I alone in appreciating the way Cummings ran proceedings today? He kept his eyes on the big picture and was assertive when necessary, while also displaying sensitivity and respect towards each participant in the room. Committee chairs don't often pull all of that off. I was impressed.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:35 (five years ago) link

xpost, i assumed number 2 was because they enjoy being little bitches/it makes for good tv/putin was freelance project managing.

Yerac, Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link

I never thought he wanted to win, and never saw that as a contradiction. (I'll never forget the frozen, terrified look on Trump's face as he strolled out to declare victory that morning.) I just thought that because, deep-down, he assumed he had zero chance, that became his license to do and say whatever crazy thing occurred to him moment to moment. (I'm sure most of the people around him were trying to win.)

clemenza, Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:39 (five years ago) link

(Right, the same way Jerry's Kids worked, um, tirelessy, to finish the Fyre Festival.)

Only a Factory URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:46 (five years ago) link

"If they weren't trying to win, were they just trying to make it close?

they were trying to win, but weren't expecting to win

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link

Trump wanted to win but didn't want to be president.

nickn, Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link

That's a good way to put it too. He wanted one never-ending campaign rally.

clemenza, Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link

I hired Matthew Calamari when I saw him beating people up at NY Open in 1981. He quickly rose to become the Chief Beating People Up Officer at the whole Trump Organization! #CohenHearing pic.twitter.com/XzAfPxsqpY

— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) February 27, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 01:58 (five years ago) link

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/02/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-michael-cohen-trump-taxes.html

is this true (aoc asked canny questions that help establish a reason for the house to subpoena TAX RETURNS) or is it just slate-ery

j., Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:00 (five years ago) link

makes sense to me and WNYC talkers said same

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:03 (five years ago) link

not to fangirl but AOC did have the most impressive line of questioning with no fluff. I hate the back patting/mundane small talk they make during these things.

Yerac, Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:06 (five years ago) link

i'm curious how we reconcile two strands of Cohen's testimony:

1. Grifter's campaign was an infomercial for his "brand" -- he never intended to win (I always believed this)

2. There were daily nefarious efforts (subsequently denied in toto) to sabotage HRC's campaign, collude with the Russians, coordinate with Wikileaks, etc.

If they weren't trying to win, were they just trying to make it close?

i think that's a good question. the way i've always thought of it is that is that what was important to trump was 1), and part of that was his desire to build a tower in Moscow. he had financial incentives to build a tower in Moscow, too. but what was in it for Putin, then? Putin knew that regardless of the election's result, he could score a victory by playing a major role in Trump's campaign.

if Trump won (which seemed unlikely to say the least), we'd get the current hellscape we're currently in, reducing US power worldwide and opening up opportunities for everyone else to take advantage. plus he had/has leverage over trump to push him to try to dissolve NATO and fracture longstanding post-WW2 alliances.

if Trump lost, Putin could still score a victory. even if it became known and accepted that russia meddled in the election, republicans would be unlikely to embrace that story and would fight back against it. and they'd probably be talking about the EMAILS and benghazi and the DNC wikileaks stuff. perhaps the big overwhelming under President H. Clinton would be a big fight about russia's role in the election - what if a democratic administration tried to prosecute the trump campaign, for example? it would be a shitshow. and if they didn't try to prosecute an obviously guilty trump campaign, even more of a shitshow. less of a shitshow than our current timeline, but still an awful 4 years.

that (potentially) explains putin's interest, regardless of whether or not trump won. but why would trump make such an effort to do all of these things if he didn't even really want to win? i'd guess because he was most concerned about demonstrating to putin that he was really trying (so that he could get his precious tower in moscow), and that he didn't really think he'd win anyway, even if he did cheat. also the pee tape

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:06 (five years ago) link

The important question: would a President Clinton have had a Democratic Senate, and for long?

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link

xp AOC’s “lightning round” questioning of Shaub, Mehrbani, and Hobert Flynn earlier this month in an ethics hearing was also amazing

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link

The election was pro wrestling. You gotta dig deep and give your heel turn everything you got because it's great for ratings and winning at all costs is crucial, but...c'mon, it's not like you're gonna actually win anything real.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link

Calamari looks like every college defensive line coach blended together.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

Pauli Trofie
Dominic Panettone
Gianni Amatriciana
Angelo Scungili
Al Fusilli

Joey Agnolotti, EVP Trump Organization (PBKR), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

Anthony Scaramucci

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

Joey Manicotti

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

Nunzia Chittara

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:02 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBeTpUxoEc

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:04 (five years ago) link

Speier revealing the dangers of asking about something she has no idea about.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:49 AM (eight hours ago)

I loved Jackie Speier’s questioning of Cohen today! Besides the fact that her questions revealed a lot of the backstage drama of the Trump world (free condos offered by Felix Sater, “catch and kill” intent to suppress an ‘elevator tape’, David Pecker paying off someone about a lovechild, Trump asking Cohen to threaten people ~500 times!) she importantly got him to acknowledge that Jay Sekulow and Abbe Long edited Cohen’s statement to congress about the timing of the Trump Tower Moscow negotiations (I don’t know how that is not a crime). And she provoked the only slightly moving moment of the entire testimony by getting him to address his children directly

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link

*sorry, Abbe Lowell

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:12 (five years ago) link

Jackie Speier is the shit. She's a great congresswoman, has an amazing life story, has diligently worked for her constituents without grandstanding or using the position as a stepping stone to something else. She's a perfect argument against term limits.

akm, Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

^yes

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link

that (potentially) explains putin's interest, regardless of whether or not trump won. but why would trump make such an effort to do all of these things if he didn't even really want to win? i'd guess because he was most concerned about demonstrating to putin that he was really trying (so that he could get his precious tower in moscow), and that he didn't really think he'd win anyway, even if he did cheat. also the pee tape

also: Trump is fundamentally dumb as shit, and incapable of either thinking two steps ahead or acting in his own best interests

steven, soda jerk (sic), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link

If he smells easy money in it, he's plenty alert to how he can improve his chances of grabbing the cash.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

... that makes him smart.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

I remember one of Putin's first comments about a Trump gaffe, "He is acting according to his competence", which is as fine a jab at this grenade Russia lobbed at the West as any.

Behold, (Sanpaku), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:22 (five years ago) link

xpost She's great, she was just barking up the wrong tree at first.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:25 (five years ago) link

I admit I think very often about how bragging on live television about committing tax fraud apparently makes you immune from prosecution in the US.

steven, soda jerk (sic), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:25 (five years ago) link

Whomp whomp

I’ve personally apologized to @MichaelCohen212 4 referencing his private family in the public square. Regardless of disagreements, family members should be off-limits from attacks from representatives, senators & presidents, including myself. Let’s leave the Cohen family alone.

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 28, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link

“let’s get off mothers...”

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:38 (five years ago) link

stocking up popcorn for this guy’s disbarment. handsome!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:39 (five years ago) link

in the same way I want Bezos to prevail against blackmailers but otherwise have every penny taken & dispersed to social programs by antitrust investigators, I hope Cohen does not accept this apology at all, let alone if that will affect potential proceedings against Gaetz

steven, soda jerk (sic), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:55 (five years ago) link

"Matt is acting according to his competence"

nickn, Thursday, 28 February 2019 05:28 (five years ago) link

I’ve personally apologized to @MichaelCohen212 4 referencing his private family in the public square. Regardless of disagreements, family members should be off-limits from attacks from representatives, senators & presidents, including myself. Let’s leave the Cohen family alone.
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 28, 2019

you can feel the flop sweat.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:12 (five years ago) link

Something really significant just happened in Vietnam. The Trump-Kim lunch and signing ceremony appear to have been abruptly cancelled. https://t.co/rgQwoJIMqo

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) February 28, 2019

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:13 (five years ago) link

no details posted

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:19 (five years ago) link

so joint signing ceremony and bilateral lunch appear canceled. "WH press pool has been loaded into vans in Potus motorcade awaiting departure from Metropole."

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:29 (five years ago) link

press conference in 25 mins

Significant change of plans here in Hanoi — Sarah Sanders just told the pool that negotiations are ongoing but will wrap up soon. The president’s press conference, scheduled for 4 p.m., will now be at 2 p.m. (It appears unlikely there will be a signing ceremony as scheduled.)

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 28, 2019


The White House isn’t offering details right now. Only saying POTUS will explain at the presser.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 28, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:36 (five years ago) link

is there really going to be a new conference at 11 pm pacific time?

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:40 (five years ago) link

*news

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:42 (five years ago) link

it's a good thing that our president is such a perfect human specimen with boundless stamina that he doesn't suffer any of the effects of jet lag.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:47 (five years ago) link

Well there was supposed to be one at 1am Pacific xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:49 (five years ago) link

I've decided I don't really care, going to bed

Dan S, Thursday, 28 February 2019 07:02 (five years ago) link

Seriously, fuck NK and Trump, they should get an island together and pre-tape pay per view specials for their fans.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 07:05 (five years ago) link

“sometimes you have to walk”

hahahahahahahahaha you suck

the late great, Thursday, 28 February 2019 07:45 (five years ago) link

And sometimes you have to perp walk. Soon, I hope!

suzy, Thursday, 28 February 2019 08:04 (five years ago) link

this fuckin' guy

“We spent all day with Kim Jong-un,” Trump said. “He’s quite a guy and quite a character. And our relationship is very strong.”

He even defended Kim over the death of US student Otto Warmbier, who had been sent back home from North Korea seriously ill in June 2017.

“He says he didn’t know about it and I will take him at his word,” Trump said, adding that North Korea was a big country and: “Those prisons are rough. They’re rough places and bad things happen.”

Backdoor Pathway To Making Human Penis Started With A Wallaby (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 February 2019 11:15 (five years ago) link

good morning!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 February 2019 11:19 (five years ago) link

HANOI, Vietnam — President Trump and Kim Jong-un, North Korea’s leader, abruptly ended their second summit meeting on Thursday after talks collapsed with the two leaders failing to agree on any steps toward nuclear disarmament or measures to ease tensions on the Korean Peninsula.

“Sometimes you have to walk,” Mr. Trump said at an afternoon news conference in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam.

and sometimes you have to walk because your former fixer who you paid to pay off people you slept with and threaten around 500 people on your behalf is telling everybody what a conman you are so you have to go back to the right time zone so you can watch your best friends on the television at a more convenient hour because they have the best ideas

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

Here's to hoping his walk is similar to the one taken by Dern at the end of Coming Home.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link

and pre-tape pay per view specials for their fans.

I misread this initially

silverfish, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

Just landed - a long trip, but everybody can now feel much safer than the day I took office. There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from North Korea. Meeting with Kim Jong Un was an interesting and very positive experience. North Korea has great potential for the future!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2018

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link

hahaha

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link

part of me believes that Trump cut the summit short because he wants to go home and watch FOX News in light of the Cohen thing

frogbs, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link

I guess that's OK as long as we didn't declare war? Honestly this comes as somewhat of a relief

sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link

oh yeah that was definitly a part of it xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:00 (five years ago) link

Before ending the news conference to fly back to Washington, Mr. Trump tried to put a good face on the outcome. “This wasn’t a walkaway like you get up and walk out,” he said. “No, this was very friendly. We shook hands.”


This just makes me wonder how normal he thinks it is to make a baby “bye bye” gesture with both hands before walking out of a meeting after a tantrum

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link

Is it just me or is that the most sedate tweet we've ever gotten from President Babywave?

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

Heard some NPR talking heads the other day basically emphasize that a trade deal with China is absolutely essential for this idiot, since he didn't (really) get a fucking wall and NK has now fallen through and Venezuela (which he is only interested in for the most craven of reasons) is unlikely to end well.

Meanwhile, did I see that Pakistan shot down two Indian fighter planes? That seems like just the sort of international crisis Trump should really be pulled into.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

President Trump called @mattgaetz last night from Hanoi to talk the Cohen testimony and the threats (since rescinded) Gaetz made about Cohen.
"I was happy to do it for you. You just keep killing it," Gaetz was heard telling him.
(Gaetz told me he doesn't discuss calls w/POTUS)

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) February 28, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

and pre-tape pay per view specials for their fans.

I misread this initially

― silverfish, Thursday, February 28, 2019 8:38 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahahahahahahaha! Thanks!

pee-tape pay per view special (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

"You Just Keep Killing It" for March Title.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:29 (five years ago) link

Was just about to suggest that.

pee-tape pay per view special (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

I've always been fond of "Why would Michael do this to me?" though that's a pretty old quote at this point

frogbs, Thursday, 28 February 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

Just a guess, but negotiations broke down when film fan Kim was forced by Trump to watch Bloodsport a second time, and stormed away saying, 'No No NO, for the last time, the action sucks, it's a horrible movie, and no one on earth is named Frank Dux!'

BlackIronPrison, Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

Paul LePage, everybody!

Speaking to the hosts of the WVOM morning show this week, former Governor Paul LePage lambasted a bill being considered by Maine’s legislature to join with other states to essentially bypass the Electoral College and ensure that the President is elected by the national popular vote.

“Actually what would happen if they do what they say they’re gonna do is white people will not have anything to say. It’s only going to be the minorities that would elect. It would be California, Texas, Florida,” said LePage.

The former governor, calling into the show from his home in Florida, also labeled the proposal “an insane process” and warned that “we’re gonna be forgotten people.”

...

LePage’s rhetoric continues a trend among Republicans of mainstreaming beliefs formerly relegated to the white supremacist fringe. In 2016, then-governor LePage held a press conference, ostensibly to apologize for leaving a vulgar and threatening voicemail, in which he announced that “the enemy right now” is “people of color or people of Hispanic origin.”

Since leaving office and leaving the state, LePage has continued to call in to conservative radio shows on a weekly basis. He has also repeatedly threatened to challenge Governor Janet Mills for re-election in 2022. Earlier this month, Maine Republican Party Chair Demi Kouzounas declared that LePage would soon move back to Maine and lead a political organization to “counteract the Maine People’s Alliance.”

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

What's wrong with being racey?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

might be helpful for him to look up what the word 'minority' means

frogbs, Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

The unspoken subtext of which is 'white people increasingly have to cheat in order to have any chance of winning'. Which in turn is laden with the subtext that white people have only gotten this far by cheating like absolute motherfuckers.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

pretty sure that's just the text and that text is eighth grade history books

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

no racial bones

Meadows tells CNN's @SunlenSerfaty "anyone who knows me knows that there is not a racial bone in my body" in response to questions about his Obama birther comments in 2012. Note: Obama had been president for 4 years at that point and Meadows said he should go "back to Kenya."

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) February 28, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

just using the word "racial" basically tells you "i am an old white racist person"

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

I love how it’s a mini-controversy that meadows supported birther shit for a while, when trump was the leader of the entire “movement” from the beginning to its bitter, bitter end

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

yeah, but welcome to our moment.... cf. billy bush, steve king...

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

(billy bush? bobby bush? bozo bush? i honestly can't remember)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

I think he meant to say "racially charged bone"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

His brain thinks racial and his mouth speaks racial but his bones are impeccable

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

racialbone.com amazingly still available

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

Woulda thot Bizzy was squatting on it

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link

Racial bone thugs n harmony

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

You don't even need an x-ray to detect the absence of racial bones in someone who is so quick to trumpet their anti-racial bona fides. I mean, did you see how vociferously he talked over that Muslim woman who had the audacity to suggest his chosen course of action was in any way racial? No racial bones in that dude, no sir. Noooooo sir.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

I have to assume that one of the ways that Cummings and Meadows express their very good friendship is taking long leisurely strolls allllll the way around any difficult conversations about race.

Pale Ontologist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

i drink milk for strong racial bones

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

the whole "this racist senator is my good friend" thing drives me crazy. can you imagine being elected to office and wanting to be friends with these absolute pieces of shit? maybe it's all for show, i don't know, but certainly this sort of colleagiality or civility or whatever has not gotten democrats anywhere. might as well tell 'em to go fuck themselves.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

I read that whole exchange as grandpa politely trying to keep his granddaughter from yelling at her dad at the thanksgiving table

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

Whenever I hear any congressman refer to another as "my friend" I just assume that means "that asshole" or "our friends" as "those assholes."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

And while CPAC trundles along...

“They are people who can put meat on the flesh to what Michael Cohen offered. They are people who know intimately the details of the Trump personality and business.” https://t.co/imdkdn5HTF

— Andrew Desiderio (@desiderioDC) February 28, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

work on your metaphors, guys

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

general question: do the legislators and the mueller investigators share any information?

for example, if mueller has evidence that, say, Trump Jr did something, would the house investigators know that? If they called Trump Jr to testify would they be able to ask him questions about it, effectively forcing him to admit something terrible or lie under oath? Or is it all kept separate?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

Kept separate, unless the House committee specifically asks for or subpoenas the relevant material and the Justice Department agrees to provide it.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

ty!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

To which I would add, that if Mueller requested that the committee not pursue a line of questioning in a public hearing, as jeopardizing his investigation by making certain information public, then the committee chairman and ranking minority member would almost certainly agree to reserve that info from their public hearings. The committee can always hold closed hearings, or depose a witness out of public view.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

Meantime, the skill!

jacob wohl is giving his cpac presser while flanked by a tiny security guard with a single airpod in his ear pic.twitter.com/tGt4vjI6oh

— Caleb Ecarma (@calebecarma) February 28, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

that's a Morpheus cosplayer heading to a con

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

I thought it was a budget new beat coldwave band.

dan selzer, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

If someone testifies that a POTUS is a criminal and all-around heinous individual, yet you have major concerns as to the testifier's credibility, wouldn't you ask testifier to name any and all people who could corroborate his/her testimony and seek to question those he/she names ASAP? Nah just rain shit onto the testifier and be done with the whole matter.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:15 (five years ago) link

maybe, but first you should ask that person to pledge to never sign a book deal about his experiences

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:17 (five years ago) link

Cover of the new Thievery Corporation CD. xp

pee-tape pay per view special (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

all you need to do is re-listen to Possession by Sarah McLachlan and it's pretty clear!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link

oops sorry wrong thread!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

this thread could use some McLachlan imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

is wohl going to experience no fallout from trying to set up mueller?

my future think tank (stevie), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link

all you need to do is re-listen to Possession by Sarah McLachlan and it's pretty clear!

all you need to do is re-listen to Possession by Sarah McLachlan and it's pretty clear!

Gaseous Clay (Leee), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link

ARGH, I meant to do this hilarious thing:

is wohl going to experience no fallout from trying to set up mueller?

all you need to do is re-listen to Possession by Sarah McLachlan and it's pretty clear!

Gaseous Clay (Leee), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

march thread title

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

Even funnier

Mark G, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

The Curse Of The Double C'N'P.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

tbf I have that loaded on my clipboard at all times

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:36 (five years ago) link

Meantime

EXCLUSIVE: The White House chief of staff at the time, John Kelly, wrote a contemporaneous internal memo about how he had been “ordered” by the president to give Jared Kushner the top-secret clearance. w/@maggieNYT @adamgoldmanNYT @anniekarni https://t.co/cDkJjvVzgh

— Michael S. Schmidt (@nytmike) February 28, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

all this stuff would be enough to impeach like sixteen democratic presidents

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

Is that the going conversion rate?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

you know the 1000s of impeachable things we've learned about over the past couple years?

every single one of them are fake news

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

It’s such a fucking joke

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link

I kinda like how people are saying nothing has happened when people are, you know, in jail and/or pled guilty and all.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 26, 2019 10:10 AM

who is actually serving sentenced time in jail at this moment?

sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

ahhhh, yes, john kelly, i forgot about him. he was the serious grownup who was going to get trump to shape up and fly straight, right?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

xp C'mon Sleeve, Manafort ain't in jail already for shits and giggles.

Speaking of people who in fact will be heading there anyway:

https://variety.com/2019/politics/news/michael-cohen-return-capitol-hill-testimony-1203152436/

Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen wrapped up three days of testimony on Capitol Hill on Thursday with a commitment to return.

After spending much of the day testifying in closed session before the House Intelligence Committee, Cohen told reporters that he will be back on March 6 because “there is more to discuss.”

“It was very productive,” he said. “As I said, I am committed to telling the truth.”

House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff said that the following week, on March 14, real estate developer Felix Sater will appear before the committee in an open session to talk about negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. Cohen has said that he discussed the proposed development with Trump and his family members well into the 2016 presidential campaign.

Schiff declined to talk about the substance of Thursday’s hearing, but said that Cohen “was fully cooperative and answered all of our questions.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:14 (five years ago) link

Ned I said "sentenced" not "pending sentencing" - afaik nobody has been sentenced yet, and that's when we'll see pardons.

sold out in presale (sleeve), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

I have my doubts.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link

I have my doubts.

As do I. Trump won't pardon anyone if he doesn't think it will benefit him personally and directly. As Cohen pointed out, he is neither generous nor loyal, he will only act that way when he thinks it is in his interest to appear so. Generosity and loyalty are for losers.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

And are things he is to receive from others... or else!

Evan, Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

Trump has fewer friends than he does scruples...I really doubt he *won't* pardon Manafort and Stone, and obviously he'll pardon his kids

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link

He'll pardon his kids and the Republicans will say it was out of the tender loving feelings of a father, and who among us can blame him?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

i don't have kids, so i can

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link

pardons to date

Joe Arpaio Criminal contempt of court
Kristian Saucier Unauthorized possession and retention of national defense information
Scooter Libby Perjury and obstruction of justice
Jack Johnson being black
Dinesh D'Souza Campaign finance violations/asshattery

Dwight Lincoln Hammond, Jr. arson
Steven Dwight Hammond arson

Drumstick turkey
Wishbone turkey
Peas turkey
Carrots turkey

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 March 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

Useful overview of the prep done by AOC and others yesterday.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/28/politics/cohen-democrats-hearing-questions/index.html

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link

Bernie posted this to Facebook:

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/to-revive-rural-america-we-must-fix-our-broken-food-system/

How broken is our economy when conservative publications are arguing for better anti-trust enforcement?

DJI, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

re pardons: there will be so many Lib Tears and that's the thing that keeps those rallies full

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 1 March 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link

Ironically, a Trump pardon of Manafort would extinguish Manafort’s Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. Accordingly, once pardoned, Mueller could force Manafort to take the witness stand in future trials against other probe targets and compel him to testify.

OK this might be a fair trade

I agree that the state angle has the most potential to create actual jail time

sold out in presale (sleeve), Friday, 1 March 2019 03:47 (five years ago) link

From Neanderthal's linked story:

As a former career prosecutor, I would argue that this is a pardon bridge too far, as a president should not be able to exercise his pardon power to curry favor with witnesses who, if not pardoned, could be his downfall. However, that issue, if it comes to fruition, can only be resolved by the U.S. Supreme Court.

If the SCOTUS reads the US constitution correctly, they would kick this straight to Congress, who can impeach and convict a sitting president for "high crimes and misdemeanors", whereas the constitution places no other limit on the pardon power of a president. Abuse of power is the central "high crime and misdemeanor" they had in mind.

Like it or not, this is the only reading that makes sense. It emerged from the conviction of the original authors that Congress would be comprised of 'only the best people', true gentlemen of honor, and "factions" (political parties) would not control Congress, instead pure principle would be the sole motivation. As they saw it, Congress would naturally be sensitive to any serious abuse of power, which would instantly brand the president as a danger to the nation, compelling them as gentlemen of principle to impeach and convict him. They were wrong about factions and 'only the best people', but their error is still enshrined in the document they wrote and we must follow those rules until another set overrides the current ones.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 March 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link

Now we know why Jared Kushner still has a security clearance: Trump allegedly ordered it despite the red flags raised by the CIA and FBI and White House lawyers. Career security clearance professionals believed Jared Kushner was enough of a national security risk that he should not get a top secret clearance.

And now I have a message for our national security, defense and intelligence community: Do not share top secret information with Jared Kushner. Trust the career professionals. Do the right thing. Your loyalty is to America, not to Kushner or Trump.

https://lieu.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/rep-lieu-statement-nytimes-story-jared-kushners-security-clearance

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 1 March 2019 04:47 (five years ago) link

kushner always looks like he's zoned out on a new drug that no one else has tried

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 March 2019 05:53 (five years ago) link

this is the MOU thing from the other day:

https://youtu.be/yaWa61AyT3g

it's whatever, everyone knows he's a dumbass. but it's pathetic how trump doesn't even realize that his trade negotiator is basically saying "i have to do what the dumb man says, please ignore him" - he doesn't even notice

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 March 2019 06:57 (five years ago) link

in other news, check out trump's recent national emergency press conference:

Before we begin, I would like to say that we have a large team of very talented people in China. We have had a negotiation going on for about two days. It’s going extremely well—who knows what that means because it only matters if we get it done, but we are very much working very closely with China and President Xi who I respect a lot, very good relationship that we have. And we are a lot closer than we ever were in this country with having a real trade deal.

When can we expect to see the Trans-Pacific Partnership—the TPP, if indeed it ever happens—be signed into law? We will see. There is a negotiation—a working agreement between the parties that we expect to get signed. China is in the process of developing many other free, open and transparent trade agreements, they will have to deal with these before we come to signing any deal, like the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership, which was finalized last week.

The Trans-Pacific Partnership is actually an economic partnership between all stakeholders, all businesses. The purpose of this trade agreement is to create the best trade relationship for China. They have a great economic relationship. I think the one of the things they have done—I know you guys have been saying for about eight months that they had nothing to do with it, because it is already signed. And they are on the verge of coming up with another trade agreement. At this moment you know the Obama administration has decided if that will ever happen—there is concern that China—if they do become a WTO member they will be given a trade deal that is unfair to our economy, it will not be a fair deal for the American people, it will not be a safe deal. And the President of China, we do think they will be given a deal that makes things worse but we do look forward to coming to the negotiating table. That is what I would like to see..

just kidding. the first paragraph is trump, the other two is the result of a text generation system, not even the best version of it, just the limited version: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/twenty-minutes-into-the-future-with-openais-deep-fake-text-ai

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 March 2019 07:12 (five years ago) link

That article is fascinating and hilarious. "GOAT DICK-IN-THE-BOY BOY" would be a great thread title for ... something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

Maybe "They want to take away your hamburgers" for March title. Nothing really good is coming to mind.

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Friday, 1 March 2019 13:11 (five years ago) link

"You just keep killing it"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 March 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

Good morning!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 March 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link

We still here?

Mark G, Friday, 1 March 2019 14:15 (five years ago) link

I am glad Biden canceled himself so I don't have to do it.

Yerac, Friday, 1 March 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link

his is the MOU thing from the other day:

https://youtu.be/yaWa61AyT3g

it's whatever, everyone knows he's a dumbass. but it's pathetic how trump doesn't even realize that his trade negotiator is basically saying "i have to do what the dumb man says, please ignore him" - he doesn't even notice

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 1, 2019 1:57 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was thinking about this after I watched it, that dunking on Trump for this particular flavor of idiocy is probably suboptimal because how many Americans know what an MOU is? Ideally, we would have a president who is smarter than the average bear, but I feel like a lot of the time when Trump's idiocy gets "exposed" it more just shows he's roughly as aware of the world around him as most of the people he represents, which again is hardly ideal, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people see him get owned for not knowing bureaucratic mechanisms or the history of various foreign actors and feel attacked by proxy because they don't know either.

This is a long way of saying that I think people, and particularly people who are running against him, should focus on mocking Trump for dumb shit he says that proves he's a rich, out-of-touch weirdo rather than a garden variety moron. Like that whole thing where he thought you needed to show ID to buy a loaf of bread, now that was the good stuff.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:02 (five years ago) link

I was thinking about this after I watched it, that dunking on Trump for this particular flavor of idiocy is probably suboptimal because how many Americans know what an MOU is? it's not so bad that he didn't know it's that the guy explained it to him simply and he still didnt fucking get it . I do tend to agree with the strategy you are proposing here though

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:12 (five years ago) link

another good example is this gem:

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/20/trump-thinks-young-people-pay-12-for-health-insurance.html

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

new thred my dudes

US Politics March 2019: when established crooks return under a new username

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

lol

sold out in presale (sleeve), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

I'm not gonna be the one to start the new thread, I can't handle the pressure of picking the right title.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

Done. Thanks for the suggestions!

Mods...?

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 March 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link


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