U.S. Politics, November 2022: “I don’t know, you hear the same things I do”

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The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

And this month is CRUCIAL!!

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

Think I wantcha!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

Some reasonably good local news — they caught the guy who shot at and burned down our local Planned Parenthood office. He unfortunately died from a medical issue while in jail on other charges (shooting at a federal building) and hadn't even been charged with the Planned Parenthood crimes yet. 63 years old, was at the Capitol on Jan. 6, member of the Catholic group Church Militant Resistance. White guy, if that needs to be said.

A real loss to the world, sounds like.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

He unfortunately died from a medical issue

His head was stuck all the way up his ass?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link

I'm guessing it was COVID and his family doesn't want to say so.

BREAKING: Supreme Court *rejects* Lindsey Graham’s request in the 2020 election-fraud case in Georgia. He must testify about Trump’s attempt to thwart Biden’s win.

— Steven Mazie (@stevenmazie) November 1, 2022

bible fumes (stevie), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

Too bad, so sad for the Paper Tiger of the Senate.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link

Huckleberry Lawyerup

I can't help but read the stories about Bolsonaro's supporters blocking roads as he refuses to concede and imagining this is just a preview of 2024 here.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

Jan 6 types will def be taking notes about Brazil's election aftermath.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link

he is expected to concede shortly

You can't really say they're hiding it https://t.co/w9BhdYix8J via @patrickdmarley pic.twitter.com/HgpIQ0K6cB

— Astead (@AsteadWesley) November 1, 2022

Eric H., Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

Huckleberry Lawyerup

I am hearing this to the tune of "temporary layoffs" from the Good Times theme

probably just me tho

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

xxpost - we remember how lame/lackluster our trucker convoy was compared to the Canadians awhile back

Too many alternate routes in the U.S.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link

Dr. Oz, spending $27 million of his fortune on TV ads: https://t.co/mz3HbP4yr0 pic.twitter.com/a5bw7NBBFw

— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) November 1, 2022

What a loathsome toad.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link

Patriotism - Values - Integrity - Eats Occasional Vegetables

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

Oh look it's Gavin Newsom in Biden's rear-view.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom is campaigning for embattled Democrats in an effort to bail out a party he says is being "destroyed on messaging.” He spoke exclusively with @MajorCBS addressing questions about whether his political ambitions extend beyond the Golden State. pic.twitter.com/CzVdOhz7kX

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) November 1, 2022

And speaking of Biden, he's giving a speech tonight about democracy! This will definitely ensure democracy forever and ever, as the impassioned demos rises up as one in the wake of our leader's inspiring words.

If he's indeed the last democratically-elected president of the U.S., it'd kind of look weird for him not to give a speech about the importance of democracy

Eric H., Wednesday, 2 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

I'm all for a speech, I just lol at the mentality that thinks Joe Biden giving a speech is an answer to anything.

He could summon Merrick Garland to the Oval Office and punch him in the face.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link

Newsom notably says in that interview that he's not running for President in 2024 and in fact isn't interested in the role.

akm, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link

I'm all for a speech, I just lol at the mentality that thinks Joe Biden giving a speech is an answer to anything

Given that they refuse to do anything else, they pretty much just have signaling and symbology left. Plenty of Admin types still seem to be the kind of folks who think a rousing speech is all that’s necessary to close the deal

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

Newsom notably says in that interview that he's not running for President in 2024 and in fact isn't interested in the role.

If we assume the second isn't true (which I do) then there's no reason to think the first is true either. But obviously he's not going to declare unless/until Biden clears the way. Not that I think a Newsom run is a great idea or anything. Being firmly of the belief as I am that Biden should under no circumstances seek reelection, I'm still at a loss as to who should run.

lol

New: Monmouth U poll finds very little movement in PASen race post debate.
Fetterman: 48% "definitely" or "probably" support (same as early Oct)
Oz: 44% support (up 1 - though with more "definites" now)

4.5% MOE
All interviews done post debatehttps://t.co/BizaBpq8yf

— Jonathan Tamari (@JonathanTamari) November 2, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

The most misleading thing about that tweet is the Photoshopped graphic that makes Oz (6'1") and Fetterman (6'8") look like they're the same height.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

same moral height if you were

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

Oz looking more like an aging muppet

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

I don't think Newsom can win the presidency, he'd have to be running against some extremely milquetoast republican, which is not the sort of person the GOP will ever nominate again. I more or less like Newsom, but the dude has a ton of negatives and has not ever been very good at optics.

akm, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link

Plus, Biden ain't budging unless he croaks.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

the Democratic candidate for 2024 needs to be a wrestler. Biden will be primaried. the wrestler needs to be a new up and comer who arrives on the scene this year or early next.

and the wrestler will in exchange for his exposure promise to run on a progressive platform and also tape campaign ads in the middle of fights

because honestly I don't see how else we win, everything is backwards.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link

Newsom notably says in that interview that he's not running for President in 2024

politicians lie about their presidential intentions almost universally.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link

It's not completely up to Biden. Especially depending on the midterms, if they look as bad as they're likely to, he is vulnerable to a serious challenge. He's very primary-able already. But it would take somebody sufficiently threatening probably to make him seriously consider not running.

If the GOP does take the House, the rationale is even stronger for him to step down, because he would most likely be facing impeachment timed for early 2024. If the GOP has to try to impeach him AND fight off a different Democratic candidate for president, it at least opens up a second front.

Trump and Clinton proved impeachment is no impediment, though.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

I dunno, Trump lost. Not because of the impeachment but I don't think it helped him. But it's more the divided time and energy between campaigning and defending. Plus also the impetus for the GOP to seriously pursue impeachment goes way up if they get to impeach the guy they're also campaigning against, it makes it seamless.

yeah, that's highly debatable for both Trump and Clinton. Let's not forget how much Clinton was seen as a liability in the 2000 election.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

Let's not forget how much Clinton was seen painted as a liability by the press in the 2000 election.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:22 (one year ago) link

Al Gore absolutely treated Clinton like a liability in his campaign.

otoh, what exactly would Biden be impeached for? I'm not sure that republicans can pull it off without it looking like an utter sham. Even the Clinton impeachment had some questionable acts that it could be built around.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:22 (one year ago) link

hunter's laptop

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

presumably that would be the focus, but so far the actual evidence against Hunter is extremely thin, and none of it links back to Joe

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

Here's the angle:

Is a 25th Amendment removal in Joe Biden’s future?
https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/3714038-is-a-25th-amendment-removal-in-joe-bidens-future/

(it's an op-ed)

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link

Impeached for giving speeches about democracy

You can impeach a ham sandwich with the coming GOP majority. Most likely things are mental acuity, the Afghan withdrawal or something to do with Hunter. Or maybe the Russians will helpfully turn over some damning documents, who knows. Lots of things can go wrong between January and October of next year. Maybe they'll impeach him just for failure to comply with their blizzard of investigations.

Oh, the authoritarian vaccine mandates too.

So will this fucker ever be forced to resign? Sorry for linking to politio.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/02/trump-lawyers-saw-justice-thomas-as-only-chance-to-stop-2020-election-certification-00064592

ian, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

no

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link

Al Gore absolutely treated Clinton like a liability in his campaign.

Gore was right about the environment, broadly speaking, but in a whole lot of other ways he was a fucking dolt. I'm not saying he was the lesser of two evils or anything that insipid, but he should not have been the president of anyone's dreams and he shot himself in the dick multiple times while campaigning (Joe fucking Lieberman?).

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

JOEMENTUM, BAY-BEE

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

xp

I'm not claiming that Al Gore was right or that he ran a smart campaign

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

Newsom is about as loathsome and slimy a motherfucker that ever crawled out of San Francisco, and trust me when I say I’ve had some slimy times in the city by the Bay.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

I more or less like Newsom, but the dude has a ton of negatives and has not ever been very good at optics.

he has and he hasn't? I mean, his performative gay marriages when he was mayor were very optically savvy. ... the bearskin rug photo with Kimberly Gargoyle was optically something, though time has changed those optics.

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link

but I also think he is probably very aware of the awkwardness of having been married to a woman who is now a right wing troll

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link

Afaic Newsom paved the way for Lee, and both allowed/forced the best city in the country for weirdos and freaks to be taken over by a bunch of soulless suburban yuppies who know how to code. Shameful shit, I wish the absolute worst on both (tho Lee is dead, I did a happy dance that day, hope he’s in an especially heinous ring of hell)

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

Actually, Willie Brown literally paved the way for Newsom, so ... like, wasn't Newsom originally a Willie Brown appointee to fill a vacant supervisor position? Or am I misremembering this?

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

Probably not literally ;)

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

and going back, we can always blame Dianne Feinstein ... and uh, the creme de la creme of the SFPD, Dan White

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

I would vote for Gavin Newsom over anyone I can imagine the Republicans putting up.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:09 (one year ago) link

xp - don't make me search through the SF Building Dept records to see if I can argue for "literally paving" ;)

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:09 (one year ago) link

but I think the thing with Newsom as a presidential candidate is ... there are too many people from/associated with SF that loathe him and can sling mud ... like, leftists would sling it, and the right wing would repurpose it, and we all are aware of the "Democratic Party Direction" issues between leftists and moderates

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

I remember when he ran against Matt Gonzales and all the SF Lefties painted Newsom as just to the right of Pinochet lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

re: newsom being bad at optics, i guess I'm thinking more recently. It was dumb for him to go to the French Laundry in the middle of the pandemic. Do I personally care? No. But it looked bad and was dumb. It was also dumb for him to send his kids to a school where they didn't mask. Do I personally give a fuck? no. But things like that 'look' terrible and shit like that bites you in the ass in ways that it shouldn't.

akm, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link

Shall we?

Walker hits back at Obama: "Put my resume against his resume" https://t.co/9AlNMXQos1 pic.twitter.com/evZCY5B1xM

— The Hill (@thehill) November 2, 2022

Eric H., Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

More champagne!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link

What the fuck hahahahaha

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link

xp Walker to Walker

Eric H., Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link

I don't know that much about Gavin Newsom, but I watched the 60 Minutes clip, and while I agree with what he said about Democrats needing to be more aggressive with their messaging strategy, he just seems kind of smarmy. That's just an immediate surface-level reaction, but I'm having trouble seeing him as the party's savior.

jaymc, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link

Should there even be one

Eric H., Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:19 (one year ago) link

he just seems kind of smarmy

And this is why he'll never go national... Californians are pretty much used to our brie & quince liberals, but he doesn't have the folksiness to go big time - maybe labor secretary or something like that

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

I'll add that De Santis is probably too unlikable to go big time either, for different reasons

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link

Too short, for one thing.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link

Gavin Newsom's early support for gay marriage meant a lot to me, and I would vote for him over almost anybody else, but I agree that he would not be the best candidate. Unless someone extremely charismatic and viable pops up soon, I think Biden is the only one who can win the presidency for Democrats in 2024

My friends are also saying that they think DeSantis is too unlikeable to go big, but I don't know

Dan S, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

a military record used to mean something for presidential hopefuls, but nobody's won off of it in a long, long time

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link

to be fair to walker, obama has never won the heisman trophy

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link

I remember when he ran against Matt Gonzales and all the SF Lefties painted Newsom as just to the right of Pinochet lol

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, November 2, 2022 2:30 PM (one hour ago)

lol u talking about my friends tbh

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:59 (one year ago) link

to be fair to walker, obama has never won the heisman trophy

But he did teach at the University of Chicago, the first school to ever have a player win the Heisman, so ... close enough!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link

Unless someone extremely charismatic and viable pops up soon

Pete Buttigieg proved that someone youngish, smart and ambitious from the lower tiers of the party can rise rapidly in a presidential race, though probably not against an incumbent president. he's probably reached his zenith as a cabinet member.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 3 November 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link

possibly. he is a surprisingly good speaker though who at times reminds me of Obama. "Pete Buttigieg" is just a really bad name though

frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link

As a midwesterner with no stakes in either state Desantis and Newsome feel like unlikeable rival brothers separated at birth who grew up to be the Florida and California versions of each other.

joygoat, Thursday, 3 November 2022 03:25 (one year ago) link

lol

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 November 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link

the right fucking loves Desantis here, like he's not a 'lesser of two evils for conservatives' guy, they drink the Kool-Aid here w/ him.

nevermind that when the next pandemic happens and he's sitting on top of a freezer full of dead bodies, he'll be saying it's actually full of ice cream

god I hate him. no chance to unseat him unless the world's biggest polling error in history happened, but I'm still taking this weekend to cast my symbolic middle finger.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 November 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link

the one I'm curious about is Ted Cruz. I am sure the right likes him because he is so damn hated on the left but he comes across so goddamn pathetic and inauthentic. like do conservatives really buy his rootin' tootin cowboy act??

frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 04:00 (one year ago) link

Speaking of Ted...

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): “I wish Trump was spending some of his money … It would be nice if Trump would spend some of that $100 million to help some of these candidates who Mitch [McConnell] is abandoning because they're pro-Trump." pic.twitter.com/5VqrlDwel2

— The Recount (@therecount) November 2, 2022

"Pete Buttigieg" is just a really bad name though

Donald. Trump.

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 3 November 2022 08:43 (one year ago) link

Pete Buttigieg is awful, jesus we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel if a racist ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat is being talked about seriously as a dynamic individual. The idiot motherfucker joined the military after Harvard, in the midst of two of the most unjust imperial excursions this country has ever made. Fuck Pete, him being a homosexual makes me embarrassed to also be a homosexual.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 November 2022 11:04 (one year ago) link

“Oh let’s elect this big pile of confused and racist policies because he’s young and gay”

talk about the limits of identity politics

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 November 2022 11:06 (one year ago) link

I refuse to believe Pete is a real person. He's like a powerpoint that became semi-sentient.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Thursday, 3 November 2022 11:10 (one year ago) link

Maybe Walker’s resume has cartoon football stickers on it or something, pretty cool, you gotta admit

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 3 November 2022 11:21 (one year ago) link

thanking tabes for the new screenname

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

I weep for two decades from now when Mayo Pete legit is the best choice because everything is awful and every election is like either whichever new generation of "ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat " the Dems have pulled up or like MTG's even more batshit offspring.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

Two decades from now there will be no elections

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:07 (one year ago) link

And if we're lucky a ex-pizza junkie who looks like a rat version of a human will be president

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:07 (one year ago) link

Fair point, I was idly daydreaming about the remote chance of a semi-functional democracy in two decades.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link

Decomposed Herman Cain 2040

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link

Decomposed Herman Cain versus Animated Futurama Nixon Head in Jar for GOP primary 2040.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

president richard nixon's head gets stuff done, dammit

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

gross

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

It’s almost like sustained Russian-backed propaganda fed to a captive audience works https://t.co/I8nqgh634v

— Cassandra (@ChrisWarcraft) November 3, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

Buttigieg is pretty much the only talking head Democrat on TV who knows how to answer a bullshit question effectively, and since cable news is 100% bullshit questions he's pretty much the #1 Democratic media personality

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

Some people like humans who look like rats, what can I say

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link

I honestly would love for a Dem candidate to run on a platform of promising, if they win, mandatory drag queen story hour, critical race theory, woke nightmare horror shows.

GOP messaging is pretty clear: If Dems win, it’s going to be a Drag Queen story hour, critical race theory, woke nightmare horror show.

— Stephen Robinson (@SER1897) November 3, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

making politics be about liking people doesn't improve it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

why can't woke drag queens teach CRT at story hour?

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link

in blank verse?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

i attended a DQSH show, it was a good time!

To be completely fair the “he looks like a rat” thing was kind of the last hurrah of those extremely helpful reflexively anti-Dem left Twitter trends Table is kind of mindlessly repeating in a sad pathos sort of way.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

mention pete and summon gabbneb

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:50 (one year ago) link

kinda lol mostly sad

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

To be completely fair the “he looks like a rat” thing was kind of the last hurrah of those extremely helpful reflexively anti-Dem left Twitter trends Table is kind of mindlessly repeating in a sad pathos sort of way.

Expand on this and record it over the instrumental of "The Gift"

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

Lol!

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link

Milo, you know about white light white heat? God that’s awesome

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

To be completely fair the “he looks like a rat” thing was kind of the last hurrah of those extremely helpful reflexively anti-Dem left Twitter trends Table is kind of mindlessly repeating in a sad pathos sort of way.


I don’t have Twitter, and facts are facts, you troll turd

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

Great news that stands no chance of hell of enforcement:

n Monday the Supreme Court left in place a ruling that allows the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) to issue mask mandates on planes, trains and other forms of transport, as it had for more than a year during the peak of the Covid-19 pandemic.

The Supreme Court denied a California attorney’s request to overturn a U.S. Court of Appeals ruling in the D.C. Circuit from December, which found no merit in his claim and affirmed that the TSA does have the authority to maintain security and safety within the transportation system, including imposing the masking requirement.

California attorney Jonathan Corbett had claimed that the TSA did not have the authority to mandate masks on airlines and other types of transportation during the Covid-19 pandemic. The Court of Appeals had disagreed, ruling that the agency “plainly has the authority” to address transportation safety and security

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

Milo seems like the big music head around here. The “tunes” guy

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

Tbf you can't spell "Democrat" without R A T

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

Okay Sean Hannity

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link

Despite all Don's rage he's still just a fan of a rat in a cage

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link

Oh oh wait hold on hold on I think I get that reference……ugh! fuck!!

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

He's the rat man for the job

"pete buttigieg looks like a rat"

About 89,300 results (0.81 seconds)

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

Your search - "a rat that looks like pete buttigieg" - did not match any documents.

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

lol I remember in like 2004 there was this controversy b/c some political ad was flashing the word "DEMOCRATS" across the screen and at certain points it (maybe unintentionally?) cut off part of it to just say "RATS". whereas now political ads are like "Mandela Barnes will personally send criminals to smash your baby's head in" while playing riot footage against a picture of his face digitally altered to look darker

frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

I have often reminisced over the "macaca" incident

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link

“That escalated quickly”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

I'm thisclose to throwing out my tv set the next time I have to see an ad with a red-faced Joe Rogan shouting misleading bullshit about Pritzker. Not a campaign ad development I've welcomed. Less Rogan, more Dick Bigger Jr.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

Your search - "a rat that looks like pete buttigieg" - did not match any documents.

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papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link

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papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link

I'm thisclose to throwing out my tv set the next time I have to see an ad with a red-faced Joe Rogan shouting misleading bullshit about Pritzker. Not a campaign ad development I've welcomed. Less Rogan, more Dick Bigger Jr.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

DeSantis has got ya beat. He has his cancer victim wife in commercials purring about his manliness.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

ew

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

tbf, the #4 google result for "pete buttigieg looks like a rat" is literally his official DOT bio

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

Greg Abbott has a commercial with a twentysomething woman talking about how much she trusts him to keep her safe blah blah blah and then she's like "oh yeah, he's my uncle - Tio Greg"

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link

You don’t have to think he’s great obviously but Pete Derangement Syndrome is very much a thing that’s indicative of larger ways the same people who embrace have let themselves become dumber and get played by stupid bullshit online that helps republicans.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:45 (one year ago) link

it is pretty crazy here in WI though you will see a commercial claiming that Evers let loose thousands of violent criminals and then immediately after one fact checking it saying "no the governor can't even do that if he wanted to". was watching some daytime TV while working out and I swear it was like 80% political ads

frogbs, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

Every McKinsey consultant should be cast into a pit of vipers.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

I'm not sure what bugs ya. Biden'll be the nominee unless he croaks, and if he loses in '24 we don't have to worry about Pete or any Dem winning anything again.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

Don is overestimating the importance of the Secretary of Transportation imo, but more importantly nothing I do online helps or hurts republicans

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link

The last words the jury heard before the prosecutors rested their case - Defendant Elmer Rhodes saying: “We should have brought rifles. We could have fixed it right then & there. I’d hang f**king Pelosi from the lamppost.” In the courtroom, you could have heard a firing pin drop.

— Glenn Kirschner (@glennkirschner2) November 3, 2022

polling shows that 25% of straight ticket Republican voters turned because BasedLenin69 tweeted "mayo pete lol"

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link

we don't have to worry about Pete or any Dem winning anything again.

Our troubles will be over!

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link

That “ oh yeah my random posts mean so much” thing doesn’t work and it’s just being dishonest. The navel gazey “blah blah McKinsey” nonsense like it fucking matters given the stakes of everything. In retrospect it will seem insane to norma people that everyone wasn’t just cringey “blue no matter who” wine mom while all this stuff was going on.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

the only norma people I know are both Trump supporters anyway

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

Sound unlikely

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

*Sounds

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

ok I give in, I will vote for Pete on Tuesday

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

Oh Rob lol.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

oh my God, could you imagine?

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

oh good big don is back

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link

- america in 2024 ^

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link

Wait why do you want that?

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

i heard he'd make big don abernathy stop posting here and i'm a single issue voter

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

I get that honestly. I mean I voted straight down the ticket Dems primarily (one could say “solely) to get Dr Morbius to stop posting here and…you know

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

Goodbye Normal Jean

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

what a relief, a truly fp-able post

rob, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

Huh?

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:09 (one year ago) link

jfc dude

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:09 (one year ago) link

rob otm

mh, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

thread slipped into absurdity and that's saying something for this thread

Mods you wanna take care of him, I am not interested in waiting for the FP threshold

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link

why in the afternoon in the u.s. does ILE get all yessed out

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

If my comment was about a guy who didn’t also make comments like that I could see doing the whole “Mods!” thing.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link

If my comment was about a guy who didn’t also make comments like that I could see doing the whole “Mods!” thing.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link

Well, he also got banned sometimes.

JoeStork, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link

Gee I wonder what the difference is

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link

Oh that’s a good point.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link

What JoeStork said

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link

xxp - Nothing wrong with a lil' absurdity in the pols threads now and then for some levity, imho. Laugh to keep from crying etc etc. But absolutely not in favor of that tasteless bullshit that crossed the line.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link

What’s it like to be the kind of person who comes back to gloat about someone who’s now dead?

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:43 (one year ago) link

woah hey that’s not a fair characterization. It was a retort to an insult. Relax.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link

Jeez, the only reason I mentioned Pete was to use his example from 2020 to demonstrate that a surprisingly viable 2024 presidential candidate need not be visible to anyone, yet. One could emerge from as obscure place as mayor of South Bend, Indiana. I was so far from touting him as the best choice in 2024 that I specifically said Pete had already topped out his career by getting to be a second tier cabinet member.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 3 November 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link

I understood your initial post, Aimless, I was simply bemoaning the fact that he might be the best we have when he's clearly execrable.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

Pete 2024: Not Senescent

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link

Can we maybe all agree to ignore that turd gabbneb next time he rematerialises because you know he only does this for the attention

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link

I’m pretty sure Pete would get fewer votes as the non in 2024 than Biden would

Who is big dick abernathy?

treeship., Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

Who is gabbneb?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link

No i don’t think so

treeship., Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link

making light of the death of an ilx legend who is sorely missed and then dismissively posting "relax" should be more than enough to raise enough blood to reach the fp threshold. Even if the worthless cunt isn't worth getting angry about.

calzino, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

I miss his “Roe will never be overturned” posts. .

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

There have to be other fallen posters that can lionized instead, right?

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link

come on folks, the button you need to push is right about ^^

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

aw it didn't let me space that out correctly

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

Whoa when did “block poster” show up? Far out!

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link

oh it’s just the “hidden” tag basically

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link

how is this guy not banned yet??

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

Adam Silver must be modding

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

Consider the possibility the moderators are very familiar with whom I’ve talked about here and thought “ehh I could go either way on this one”

“Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:30 (one year ago) link

All I see are "bookmark flag link"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:31 (one year ago) link

It’s in Zing

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:33 (one year ago) link

Oh man Zing makes it so easy to block

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link

I don't think Big Don should be blocked for anything he said

I think he crossed a line (I think he probably knows it too) but that doesn't warrant a boot

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:41 (one year ago) link

he has a long history of trolling here and should be banned at this point.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link

If Mr. Big truly is gabbneb back in our hair, then that is enough to permaban him for the fourth or fifth time. the perma in permaban means forever.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 3 November 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

Map, trolling isn’t “guy I disagree with is saying things”

“Big” Don Abernathy, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link

True; trolling is typically more, acting like a dick for attention.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link

"trolling" is looking like a troll while posting trollish thoughts

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link

Well Jim I’m not doing that but I think we both know that my description is probably correct wrt what Map believes trolling to be.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link

Well Don, it's either that or you're just disregarding or ignorant of the first rule of holes.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link

Some states don't have sex ed, tbf

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

no that doesn’t work. I’m not in a hole. Sorry.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

Map, trolling isn’t “guy I disagree with is saying things”

― “Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, November 3, 2022 8:01 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes, gratuitously insulting a deceased person in front of their friends is just, like, an opinion man

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link

Yeah not sure I’d characterize it that way but even if that were true that’s not what Map wants me banned for.

“Big” Don Abernathy, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

Some states don't have sex ed, tbf

They do have shovels, though

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link

hahaha what if every post was hidden/blocked and you had to click on it to read.

yes I am 9 years old

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:33 (one year ago) link

I used to post on Disqus and blocked the most egregiously racist posters. Some threads had so many blank spaces they looked like a meth addict's mouth.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link

Big lives in a van down by the river energy. https://t.co/YrIdC3ZqNe

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 3, 2022

Totally normal election season in New Hampshire

(🔐) BREAKING NEWS: New Hampshire Republican Senate Candidate Don Bolduc Assaults Libertarian Party Activist on Camera Before Debate, Then Makes False Report to Law Enforcement

As a former New Hampshire public defender, I am astonished by what I just saw. https://t.co/uPcB511yRi

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 3, 2022

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link

Abramson is kind of “oh this looks like a decent point” followed by looking at who posted it and thinking “oh, that guy”

I can’t even remember the full extent of what the damage was at this point, probably a lot of tweets ending with COLLUSION!

mh, Friday, 4 November 2022 04:46 (one year ago) link

Will have to see if there's further confirmation about what happened, but it appears to be a messy situation.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:06 (one year ago) link

1) I like Pete, 2) I think BDA should be banned

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 4 November 2022 12:47 (one year ago) link

Good morning!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link

Only ILX Premium subscribers get the "block" button iirc

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:11 (one year ago) link

TAKE MY $8

bible fumes (stevie), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link

At the platinum level, you can have a poster you don't like obliterated by a space laser

Currently saving up

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 November 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link

$20 to insert that word "fart" in anyone's tweet

I wouldn't fart 20 farts for fart.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 November 2022 14:46 (one year ago) link

1) I like Pete, 2) I think BDA should be banned


Do explain 1).

I am totally serious when I say that I think the guy is an irredeemable POS, cannot see a single good thing about him.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link

Pros:

Has no soul

Cons:

Pete is obviously a guy who's determined to work the system in order to rise within it and accrue power. He's smart so he studies up, and he games it well. This makes it nearly impossible to trust him until he shows more of his hand by taking actions in support of positions that erode his power rather than enhance it. Then we can see if he has any convictions instead of just calculations.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

Working at precincts and mixing with the Volk the last week reminded me of what I posted in 2018 -- in what turned out to be an outstanding midterm year for Democrats. Every volunteer to a man and woman echoed the candidates: electing Republicans is a suicide pact. The systemic disenfranchisement of voters in Georgia and Arizona who voted for Biden in '20, the disenfranchisement of felons here in Florida, the continued erosion of abortion access, the assault on trans lives, the abridgement of rights as an educator in Florida, the fealty to fascist autocrats above -- all of it, all of it. We've been clear. Yet the vanishing pool of swing voters who propelled us to triumph in 2018 may stay home or go for Republicans anyway because #inflationcrime. This isn't the fault of local Democrats*: it's an enfeebled, anachronistic, anti-democratic system.

*I have more complaints about the state party, though.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

Watch him spar on cable news programs. He can overcome Republican framing and get points across. Can't think of a single Democratic talking head who is anywhere near as good at it as he is. Don't really give a shit about the other criticisms of him, I don't want to be his friend and he's no worse than say Biden or Beto both of whom I voted for.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Friday, 4 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

above = abroad

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

xpost basically what f. hazel said

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link

I appreciate those strengths, believe me. Every time he's on FOX he leaves the hosts flabbergasted, which confirms my suspicion that the hosts' docility is yet another attempt for the network to look Fair and Balanced. But Explaining Stuff doesn't work anymore. Obama and Clinton are excellent at Explaining Stuff. And?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

He's a Capricorn

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

I think most of my anti-Buttigieg sentiments are based in the fact that it seems like he spent a large portion of his life living doing some sort of cynical politician resume builder training camp exercises but in practice his ability to actually frame things in a boring nonpartisan way is.. not good, but professional?

I feel like the ongoing deconstruction of how a "career politician" should present themself is rooted in an actual shift in the public perception of how campaigning is done versus what people actually do in office, but, weirdo tv's West Wing-esque adherence aside, there are some actual skills that are still valuable

I might just be getting old, though

mh, Friday, 4 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link

I found Pete B highly annoying during the election, but my appreciation for him has grown since he joined the administration for the same reasons mentioned above. He knows how to deliver a message really well and doesn't get steamrolled.

I think the point about Obama and Clinton doesn't make sense. The reality is that they are insanely good at making speeches and people love that. I was struck by this all over again this past week seeing Obama go on the stump. He is simply on an entirely different level than pretty much every other politician and that's a big deal. People with that kind of talent have a very good shot at winning. I don't think Pete is anywhere close, but he's at least trying.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

You may have misunderstood me or I wasn't clear. Clinton and Obama are sui generis on the stump. I just don't think that shit matters anymore except to rally the base (which is considerable!).

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

Aimless, on an emotional level I hear ya but I am not sure how to apply this test in practice. Like:

"Hello, politician person! I understand that your profession requires you to please the largest number of people that you can."

"Yes, we live in a pluralistic democracy, so I am obliged to try to reach and connect with a majority of people and address their desires to the extent possible. The more people I reach, the better my chances of being elected in order to pursue policy goals."

"Cool cool. However, I actively you want to demonstrate your willingness to NOT please certain people. To please me, you must piss off some other people, so long as they are the correct people I want you to piss off. By doing so, you will demonstrate to me that you are pleasing to the right people (me) instead of the wrong people (them). Got it?"

I think any normal human would be repelled by those conditions, with good reason.

Which is why people who pursue elected positions are, mostly, profoundly flawed people.

And the cycle continues.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

I respect table's opinion but cannot agree with it, as I suspect anyone table would actually want in this position is not someone who would be capable of generating enough public support to actually win. We may all hate veterans; the fact is, the majority of the US does not. We may hate people who work for McKinsey; the fact is, lots of people take jobs at places they don't support 100% for all kinds of reasons. Good or bad? fuck if I know, I'm just saying it happens.

I think Pete B. is fine. That said, he needs more experience somewhere; maybe he should be a governor or something.

akm, Friday, 4 November 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

YMP, I'm well aware of the machinations required to acquire political power and keep it and that skilled dissimulation is a necessary part of this. What is lacking in Pete is a deep enough resume concerning how he uses power when allowed to wield it. Being mayor of South Bend is not much of a test of his convictions, nor is being Secretary of Transportation. Politicians who have records built around legislating or governing at a higher level of complexity, such a governors, can be evaluated on those records. So far Pete hasn't been in a place where it is possible to look at his record and know which of his convictions he's willing to go to the mat over, expending power, not just accruing it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link

Aimless, I generally agree on Pete. I have yet to be impressed by him, but if I find myself in a middle-school gymnasium where the choices are him and fuckin Steve Bannon or DJT Jr. or MGT or Josh Hawley or Lori Boebert or whomsoever, I know which bubble I will fill in.

anyway

akm we all have a secret unicorn wish list that is never going to happen

In the meantime we occupy our time sniping at the Petes and Elizabeths and Joes and Hillarys etc.

It is the way of the world; I don't really have a solution but neither does anyone else.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

You may have misunderstood me or I wasn't clear. Clinton and Obama are sui generis on the stump. I just don't think that shit matters anymore except to rally the base (which is considerable!).

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

no, I understand, I just disagree. I think an Obama-level candidate would win easily.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

xp it's basically a professional consultant class training opportunity to work there right out of school, though. You could try to make the argument that Buttigieg learned what's effective and what mistakes not to make while there, but the trappings are still there

Today, we're launching Momentum, a new initiative to help countries around the world learn from our best practices and expertise in planning and modernizing transportation infrastructure. https://t.co/nDH1EJA2Jx pic.twitter.com/A585ZA0Qr0

— TransportationGov (@USDOT) June 27, 2022

the tweet phrasing isn't his, but good god did this do my head in

mh, Friday, 4 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

like the reason Obama matters less now is simply that he can't run for president again

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

but if he wore a comedy mustache and changed his name

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link

the reason obama matters less is that he left the DNC by the wayside to rot instead of installing the leaders of his successful 2008 campaign apparatus in its place

mh, Friday, 4 November 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

otm

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

Also: he matters less now because in America we like to redress the progress of POC by offering white fascism.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

Buttigieg just moved to the town in Michigan where my parents live (and where his husband grew up) and I feel about 75% certain it’s a cynical move to establish residency to run for senator or governor. Stabenow has been in office for 22 years and will be 74 when she’s up for reelection in two years.

I will 100% vote for him over whoever his insaniac fascist opponent is.

joygoat, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

Buttigieg just moved to the town in Michigan where my parents live (and where his husband grew up) and I feel about 75% certain it’s a cynical move to establish residency to run for senator or governor. Stabenow has been in office for 22 years and will be 74 when she’s up for reelection in two years.

I will 100% vote for him over whoever his insaniac fascist opponent is.

joygoat, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

OK, OK, we get it!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

loses 50.1-49.9 because his father taught at Notre Dame and Wolverines fans can't countenance that

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link

possibly to Jim Harbaugh

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

I don’t hate vets— I hate people who should know better signing up for imperial wars of plunder when they could have done just about anything else.

Fuck Pete Buttigieg.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

Also, this isn’t going to come out right but fuck it, cable news and TV in general mean nothing to me, and afaic that it does mean something to anyone is just another sign of the rot at the heart of this fading empire

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link

“Why lookie, I graduated from one of the fanciest schools in the world and can do anything I want, why don’t I assist my country in a genocide?”

Please, spare me— the guy is indefensible

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link

he's really not, but OK you can hate him

voting is harm reduction IMHO, not a moral statement

sleeve, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link

are you guys still talking about mayor pete? I'm outta here

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link

if pete makes his dad sec of education maybe I will reconsider

rob, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

i'm tired of hearing about him cos of all of the people that make "booty judge" jokes

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 November 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link

If voting isn't a moral statement I would expect fewer intimations that non-voters or the left or etc. are bad people for not being appropriately Vote Blue.

Voting is consumer choice, a team sport, a moral statement and sometimes harm reduction. The Pete Buttigiegs (imperial foot soldier, consultant for pure evil) of the world are a significant factor in why things are so bad - the vanguard of a Democratic Party that hasn't been able to credibly sell a vision for a better, brighter future for almost three generations at this point. "Things will get worse marginally slower maybe" and hectoring people for not being content with that is not a good long term strategy.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link

^ ^ ^

"Sorry this is the best imperial ghoul we have, look he's gay this time"

It's pathetic.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link

lol if anyone is hectoring here it's you two, fwiw I'm sure Morbs would agree

purity tests are for losers, sorry, I've been down that dead end road before

and, of course, real change happens in real life, not via elections or cable news, the real danger is people who think that's all there is. direct action gets the goods, as always.

sleeve, Friday, 4 November 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link

I am hectoring, admittedly. Believe it or not I don’t have a lot of purity tests for most people or regarding most actions, but directly aiding and abetting genocide—choosing to do so— is a bridge too far for me. If that makes me some sort of purity test motherfucker, then I am a purity test motherfucker.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Friday, 4 November 2022 23:16 (one year ago) link

"It's not good to build a resume by actively involving yourself in war crimes" is a pretty low bar for purity testing, I'm not sure what you can't give a pol a free pass for at that point if they're (supposedly) on your side.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 23:30 (one year ago) link

Even if it is of the utmost importance to vote for whatever wretch the Democrats throw on the ballot for you - and I voted for Obama twice, Clinton and Biden - right up to that moment and then again after you can still criticize them, point out their flaws, why they're monsters (but lesser monsters, of course), ridicule them for their love of cheese, etc.. Given that Pete isn't on the ballot anywhere on Tuesday seems like we're still right in the zone where you can call him out for his hollowness without being responsible for Republican control of the government.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link

we're still right in the zone where you can call him out for his hollowness without being responsible for Republican control of the government

quite so. pete's impact on Nov 2022 politics is negligible. i'm sorry I mentioned him. Bernie in 2016 would have been a better example for my purposes, because he was a better emergent candidate and drew more support.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 November 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link

I know nothing should surprise me anymore but I’m still struggling with the post-Trump pivot of Republicans from “slavish fawners over big business” to Putin-style state bullying of big business.

This is a helpful list of brands who are begging to sit in front of a House panel next year to discuss their company’s participation in leftist corporate extortion. https://t.co/bPLes15PnJ

— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) November 4, 2022

It makes some sense. The Republicans are now irrevocably yoked to a base that deeply mistrusts government, science, big business, unions, education, the media, the courts -- pretty much every powerful institution, including institutional Christian churches. The way to ingratiate yourself to them is to bully every established institution as much as you can and flout the rules as much as you can get away with. It also helps to post photos of yourself holding a semi-automatic rifle.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 November 2022 21:20 (one year ago) link

fully automatic, unless you want to be a rino

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Saturday, 5 November 2022 22:14 (one year ago) link

Someone looked up the word for him.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 November 2022 21:17 (one year ago) link

DeSantis is going to be the midpoint between JEB! eating shit and Ted Cruz eating shit but asking for more, please, sir

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 6 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

this is good news!

Quick 🧵 thread on California, weather, and election day, focusing on House seats.

It's going to be windy, rainy, snowy all day on Tuesday in CA, from the top to the bottom of our state. Since we have the *most* competitive districts, this will matter nationally. 13 comp. races https://t.co/jeDIdQeVRE pic.twitter.com/Mrb3nhg5S2

— Flip California State Senate 38! (@FlipperForty) November 6, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 November 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link

So, friends, is anything happening in American politics this week

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

i took a dump this morning and it kinda looked like DeSantis

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

so basically, Senate a toss-up, House heavily favored for Repubs, but could stay Dem with a Trump-esque polling error, and everything else in Florida is gonna suck.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

thinking about voting tomorrow

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

glad i got it out of the way cos i couldn't squeeze it in tomorrow if I tried.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

tulsi gabbard endorsed chuck grassley so i know how to vote now

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Yes, we might have reasons for optimism if Neanderthal and I didn't live in the state with the prettiest name.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

As I said elsewhere, I think we're fucked:

There's a very strong possibility that this country's gonna go Nazi tomorrow. And a lot of people are going to vote for that without realizing that's what they're doing — they're thinking, "I'm gonna vote Republican and then my gas prices and my grocery bill are gonna go down, because that's how voting works." And all the other people, the people who are already full Nazi, are smiling inside and waiting patiently. (And the "political press" don't give a fuck, because they're gonna stay rich and safe no matter what happens, so they can be theater critics.)

THERE IS NO REPUBLICAN PARTY ANYMORE. THERE IS ONLY THE CHRISTOFASCIST PARTY, AND THEY ARE GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR RIGHTS AWAY, WITH BOTH HANDS, AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

So, friends, is anything happening in American politics this week

How do you do, fellow kids?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

Lol

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

Jan 6 testimony from the Oath Keepers guy is going well

"I've been carrying a gun my entire adult life, with zero use of force incidents, by the way," said Rhodes, who lost his eye when he dropped a gun.

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) November 7, 2022

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link

nothing and I mean nothing keeps me up nights more than thinking of the words "Ohio Senator J.D. Vance." I may have to be placed on watch tomorrow night.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Monday, 7 November 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link

I have said this before but: Do. Not. Stay. Up. Watching. Returns. It does not change who wins and it just makes you crazy from hope/despair pendulums.

Eight PM: "Well, it looks like Jones is up three thousand with three percent or precincts reporting!"

Hours later: "Well, now Smith is up by five hundred with six percent in! Jones really needs to close that gap with the rural vote from Buttgulch County!"

Hours later: "Smith and Jones are neck-and-neck, but I'm hearing that the college vote from Choadville is starting to trickle in. Smith really needs to thread the needle here! Maybe the lacrosse moms will come through for Smith."

Hours later: "Still too close to call, but there are still some precincts here (points to monitor) around Assmunch that could be critical for either candidate. Smith might do okay with the field-hockey dads, but you can't count out the heavy presence of Graeco-Roman wrestling uncles."

They're talking like things are happening, when they already happened.

Eat a weed brownie, pound a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and go to bed. The news will be the same in the morning as if you'd stayed up.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link

Amen

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link

i'm watching over two friends getting married in a low key ceremony tomorrow, so fortunately that decision has been made for me

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

I’m gonna watch as much Reservoir Dogs as possible until I’m exhausted

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

Ha, sorry, Reservation Dogs

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

Eat a weed brownie

Will do.

brownie, Monday, 7 November 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link

I'm going to campaign headquarters #whynot

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

The little bit of television news I see in public leads me to believe that pandemic school closings have broken 80% of white suburban parents’ brains and they’ll never recover.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link

Ha, sorry, Reservation Dogs

TBF there are many politicians I’d like to torture to 70s soft rock classics.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link

Hanging Senators’ ears around my neck like an extra from a Vietnam War movie.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:41 (one year ago) link

pandemic school closings have broken 80% of white suburban parents’ brains and they’ll never recover

'hey no one told us we were going to have to be around our kids ALL DAY'

akm, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

I mean yeah, it’s pretty difficult to have a full time job and take care of children at the same time

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link

lol so tomorrow morning actually begins with a full blood moon from like 4-7 a.m. eastern. That doesn't seem ominous at all.

Anyway, tomorrow night I have to cover local election returns for our state legislative races. I covered Republican HQ for the primaries but I got my colleague to agree to cover the GOP and let me go to the Dems' gathering because I don't think I can take being in a room full of MAGA exuberance at the moment.

xp spooky season continues into november this year

mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:07 (one year ago) link

at least this year, expectations being low unlike previous elections means it's not going to feel as big of a blow to the solar plexus if/when it goes south

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link

I just really hope we don't lose the Senate

Dan S, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link

I think there’s a distant non-zero chance we won’t re-elect Chuck Grassley but I regret to inform I’m obligated to vote for him. u kno why

mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link

lol the one arrest during the Astros World Series parade was a guy who hit Ted Cruz in the chest with a half-full White Claw can.

give me his bail bill, i'll pay it

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link

If you know you're gonna get the chance to throw a can at Ted Cruz, why would you drink any of it?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link

This also happened:

Ted Cruz got booed heavily at the parade. pic.twitter.com/6VaAe4bUDn

— Connor Murphy (@Connor_P_Murphy) November 7, 2022

Beer flies at Ted Cruz during Astros World Series Parade pic.twitter.com/lRALgyXCe2

— Alien Truther Wildwest (@wcgroovy) November 7, 2022

"a guy who hit Ted Cruz in the chest with a half-full White Claw can"

I love this detail, it's like "i am not going to waste a perfectly good beer" on this guy get me a nasty White Claw or a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

earlnash, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 02:01 (one year ago) link

I wish the Plankton, Florida's senior senator, had earned similar treatment.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link

Florida’s junior senator Rick Scott, the guy who’s company Columbia/HCA scammed billions from Medicare and Medicaid while he was chief executive and was fined $1.7 billion, is now a Florida Senator complaining that Medicare is going bankrupt and that we need congress to reconsider funding it every 5 years. Rubio is awful, but he is so much more despicable

Dan S, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link

It's glib and meaningless and I live 3,000 miles away but I hope to whatever higher power there is and against hope itself that somehow, somehow the republicans get a fucking tanning today. That the vote might even be close, given their transparent hatefulness and corruption, and the horrors that would result, sends me in tailspins of desperation.

bible fumes (stevie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 11:46 (one year ago) link

Good luck USA

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

yeah it really does boggle the brain. like I get that inflation & gas prices might be some people's #1 issue right now, a lot of families really are hurting, but it's not like Republicans are even pretending to have a plan. on the contrary, they gleefully vote against every bill that comes up to curb corporate profits and drive prices down, then turn around and say it's all Biden's fault, hoping their voters won't look at what's going around in the REST of the world, since honestly the USA hasn't had it all that bad. it's crazy to me that people my age can look around at what happened the last two times Republicans had control and say "yes, more of this please". owning the libs must be a hell of a drug.

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:14 (one year ago) link

I just wish the dems had packed the court, had prosecuted Trump sooner and quicker. I know there were obstacles, there were two dems who basically voted like repubs, etc. I think Biden has been better than I could have hoped, has pushed policies more daring and worthwhile than I would ever have imagined. But still, I worry that he's a Jimmy Carter-esque blip, and will be undone by a catastrophe not of his own making (and this is no slight on Carter who seems one of the most decent men to hold the office).

bible fumes (stevie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link

I agree with those posts. It is hard to see why or how anyone sensible or sane could think it was a good idea to vote Republican in the USA today.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link

I can only speak to what I've seen on the ground the last couple weeks, and it may be as hard for libs here as it was for me to realize. It's sobering.

I suspect what state and national Democrats miss about Hispanics is their willingness to accept what many of us who are ourselves Hispanics consider a motheaten fiction about the American Dream. The loudest Cuban-Americans at the early voting site where I volunteered last Saturday were not my parents' age: they looked about twenty years younger and had the mien and manners of recent arrivals (we locals can spot them in a crowd). They want smart phones, new cars, a summer trip to Longboat Key. Immigration-as-synecdoche they could give a good goddamn about. Trans rights, access to abortion, "saving democracy" -- they matter but not as much gas prices for those new cars and puzzling through the byzantine social mores of persuading Cousin Raul in Hialeah to let them crash in his efficiency for a couple months as they delude themselves into thinking Miami-Dade has affordable housing.

This quote from a local satrap who gets it speaks to my own experience:

“You see, that’s a perfect example. I’m telling every single one of my candidates here, do not talk about abortion in this campaign,” López said. “You have a lot of Latinos who are fine with abortion being the law of the land—but they are against it morally. They may not be, quote-unquote, pro-life, but don’t shove the issue in their face. Don’t force them to choose sides. They might not choose the side you would think.”

I think we'll realize tomorrow that the national party's emphasis on abortion-as-winning-issue may have been a mistake in many local races. It's fucking cornball, but HOPE AND CHANGE and YES WE CAN is precisely what Hispanics want to hear. The Obamans got that right in 2008 and 2012 -- even HRC did in 2016. Cubans, Nicaraguans, and Puerto Ricans fuckin' hate whiners. You know how I felt this weekend on the phone and campaigning? Like John Fucking McCain in 2008: defensive and cranky, offering no platform except what the other side will do.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

It is hard to see why or how anyone sensible or sane could think it was a good idea to vote Republican in the USA today.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, November 8, 2022

And this is why we're losing Hispanics. We can't patronize them.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link

Good morning!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

Negronis for all!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

it's true, I'm not sure exactly what the Dems have to offer besides "things will get much worse if we lose", which, ok, that's fair. I mean yes, obviously they're on the right side of many of these issues, but the truth is that the vast majority of voters will never need an abortion, know somewhere between 0-2 people who are trans, and will never be in an active shooter situation. I don't wanna be one of those dipshits who brings up "virtue signaling" but yes, running on issues that won't directly impact most of your voters doesn't feel like a winning formula. the appeal to 'democracy' doesn't really work either, since democracy is already fucked, and the MSM is so insistent on treating "the 2020 election was rigged" like a legitimate viewpoint that it probably all just feels like noise to the average voter. and it's frustrating because the Biden admin HAS made a lot of progress - they did pass the biggest climate bill in history after all - but they campaign in the same fear-mongering manner that Republicans do. I don't know how well that works on their base.

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

Well, I voted. It was bitterly amusing in a way, because Crooked Bob Menendez's (presumably) crooked son is running for the House. I felt like I was in Louisiana or someplace.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link

It took ten days of this shit to realize "obviously they're on the right side of many of these issues" is precisely the problem. It's not enough. And paying more for gas and milk would've defeated the GOP incumbents too in any other year.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

And the "obviously" part is what comes off so insulting and condescending to the Hispanics I talked to. It's like, "Fuck you, dude, DeSantis is positive!"

(I'm not at all zinging you, frogbs. I have the same posture).

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link

According to every "swing voter" interviewed by NPR, the real problem is that the Democrats are TOO WOKE, and "out of step" with "the country" on social issues, so if they can't talk about abortion/LGBTQ rights and they can't talk about democracy or gun control, and no one cares/the media doesn't adequately report this administration's progress on climate, energy, predatory lending/student debt, or drug price caps, and voters are liable to DISAPPROVE of taxing corporations (taxes bad) or adequately funding the IRS (TAXES BAD), I'm honestly not sure what's left. Like it's an un-thread-able needle.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

Please run for local electoral seats, people.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

Get on your goddamn library board.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

The economic moment is a large problem. Campaigning with low gas prices + no inflation makes selling positivity easier.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

perfect time to run on legal weed for all

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

It is hard to see why or how anyone sensible or sane could think it was a good idea to vote Republican in the USA today.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, November 8, 2022

And this is why we're losing Hispanics. We can't patronize them.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 6:50 AM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

But hopey-changey buzzword shit is also patronizing— it might work, but it is patronizing. And tbh, pinefox is right— anyone who can't recognize that the Republican party wants them and their children and their children's children (if that even happens) to work as wage slaves and then die, preferably early, well...that's on them, afaic. It's not patronizing to be truthful, and anyone voting Republican is a fascist, a moron, or both. Period.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

And this is why we're losing Hispanics. We can't patronize them.

Is that patronizing, though? It's very difficult to see what the appeal of the Republican message is now. Maybe it's just a failure of empathy on my part.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

the one happy part about voting this year is that I was reminded Austin had some redistricting and I am now in Lloyd Doggett's district instead of Mike McCaul's. First time I've had a Democratic congressman representing me in many, many years.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

yeah I was also happy to discover that I get to vote for Doggett again!

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

But hopey-changey buzzword shit is also patronizing— it might work, but it is patronizing. And tbh, pinefox is right— anyone who can't recognize that the Republican party wants them and their children and their children's children (if that even happens) to work as wage slaves and then die, preferably early, well...that's on them, afaic. It's not patronizing to be truthful, and anyone voting Republican is a fascist, a moron, or both. Period.

― poppin' debussy (the table is the table),

Political slogans are always implicitly condescending. Who cares? When they work as they did in 2008 and 2012, it doesn't matter.

I agree with everything you say -- you're not the one I've been trying to persuade the last two weeks. Instead of merely pointing out what the other side will do, though, we have to say what we DID and what we WILL DO.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link

Is that patronizing, though? It's very difficult to see what the appeal of the Republican message is now. Maybe it's just a failure of empathy on my part.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux),

Yes. You're telling the people whose votes you're courting that they're repulsive and stupid for voting GOP. Most people react violently against being shamed even when they agree with the shamers.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link

But, y'know, don't mind me -- a Hispanic surrounded by these people in a county about to take the biggest rightward swing in 20 years.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link

in orbit exactly right.

People are allowed - even encouraged - to regard voting as an act of self-interest and self-care. That is, they make their decisions based on what affects them directly.

It is a hard sell to get people to regard voting as an act of empathy for others. Personally I am very privileged (and also very imperfect), but my cradle politics was always based on sympathy for the downtrodden. If my family and peers had designed a politics purely around what benefited us, it would be fucking horrible.

Um, I guess I mean, even MORE horrible.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

there's probably a good article written about this but the GOP's strategy of being comically evil actually does seem to work for them. it allows them to shame the media for being "biased" whenever they try to report accurately on the things they're doing. and it makes the Dems look bad for constantly pointing out how blatantly evil they are. I have two kids - when one is annoying the other, and the other starts complaining and screaming, that's the one you get mad at. even if it's the first one's fault.

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link

xxp The problem is that so much of the Republican platform is repulsive and, if not stupid, then profoundly cynical. And it's a direct threat to some of those I hold near and dear. Maybe that doesn't make every Republican voter stupid or repulsive, but at a minimum it makes me question their judgment.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link

You're right, Alfred. I think there are ways to couch my more strident last few sentences in a better way, but I'm obviously not a political sloganeer.

"The Clinton and Obama years were the most prosperous years the US has seen in the past few decades— don't you want prosperity and hope over mean-spiritedness and constant seething anger?"

It doesn't have a ring to it, and tbh, lauding Clinton and Obama at all gives me the fucking willies, since they're both murderers. But some variation of that, in a more succinct form, could work wonders.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

Mind, I'm not courting Republican voters, but Hispanic voters hesitant about voting blue; reminding them what's at stake if they vote for Republicans...isn't enough, in my experience. Making them feel part of an aspirational moment in which they do belong to the Dem coalition, not dismissed as a given because #immigration. Since 2020 the GOP's been in South Florida unceasingly explaining what the party will do for them; we've however taken them for granted.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

It doesn't have a ring to it, and tbh, lauding Clinton and Obama at all gives me the fucking willies, since they're both murderers. But some variation of that, in a more succinct form, could work wonders.

And I'm with you. Saying this shit runs counter to every molecule in my body, hence why I don't do this for a living.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

"Political slogans are always implicitly condescending. Who cares? When they work as they did in 2008 and 2012, it doesn't matter."

Shouting change without delivering any change might get old.

Don't mind me.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

"Political slogans are always implicitly condescending. Who cares? When they work as they did in 2008 and 2012, it doesn't matter."

Shouting change without delivering any change might get old.

Don't mind me.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 7:42 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think this is the part of the Dem platform and marketing that makes it most infuriating— the hollowed out version of the ACA notwithstanding, while Dems were screaming hope and change, a lot of things were getting measurably worse for many people. The Repubs took this resentment and ran with it, and while white grievance and xenophobia certainly have a lot to do with Repub numbers, it is also without dispute that Dems really shit the bed in straight-up refusing to think about their former constituents put out of jobs by a combo of neoconservative and neoliberal economic policies.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

The thing is, Biden does have real accomplishments he could promote.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link

If Dems were to plausibly run on a hope and change platform, there would need to be major movements on M4A, raising the minimum wage at a federal level, and so on. But too many of the party's people are just as in the pocket of the nefarious megadonor class and at the whims of lobbyists that it'll never happen....the reality is that these policies are winners, but people within the Democratic party act as if they're not because they're not policies that suit their own self-interest.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link

A minimum wage might have mitigated against inflationary pressures.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link

and also an excuse for raising prices

Lukashenko has outlawed inflation, you'd be ok.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

Random note: a volunteer just knocked on my door, left a Wes Moore hanger, and cheerfully reminded me that today was Election Day. I assured her that I voted by mail weeks ago. Even in this safely blue state, it felt heartening.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link

between this and another damn hurricane (albeit one that looks to be milder than Ian), today is gonna suck.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link

Assuming GOP control of the House and possibly/probably Senate, yes, there'll be a lot of handwringing about Democratic messaging and leadership and being out of touch and whatever. A hard turn from DC consultants against talking about racial equity, LGBTQ issues, maybe even abortion. Most of that will be dumb, not least because a lot of these election results (the House especially) were functionally baked in regardless of other factors.

But it's also true — and will be true even if things aren't a total wipeout for the Dems — that the party really is lackluster, really does lack leadership and direction and vision, really has not articulated a clear much less inspiring vision for the future of the country. The GOP messaging is borderline insane — "Save our children from being mutilated by radical liberals!" — but it sure is simple and stated with great force. Even worse, I don't really see how the party fixes any of that itself. (Especially if Biden runs for reelection, lord have mercy.)

That's why I think the messaging and energy and coherence has to come from outside the party and force its way in. I don't have a magic formula for that, but it ain't gonna come from the DNC.

I don't have anywhere near the relevant training to know but perhaps part of the problem is Dems care too much about weighing every statement/decision by how it will affect their electability, which makes them too slow to react, too wishy-washy, and too easy to paint into a corner by their opponents. whereas Republicans just lie and shout their nasty messages, unfiltered, from the rooftops, knowing they'll alienate a big chunk of the population, but that they'll amp up their base's enthusiasm, and maybe peel off undecided dummies with their confidence and ability to stay on the attack.

would love to see a Democratic candidate just run an ad where they call their opponent a dumb motherfucker rather than trying to politely debunk what was said about them in previous attack ads and doing things like going "we're not woke, we don't want to defund police either, see!" to try and appease independents.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

LIke quit falling for the gish gallop, quit taking the high ground, just hit back, be a damn liberal with teeth for once.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link

sorry, that was teethist of me

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link

you're otm. Isn't that what Fetterman has done in Pennsylvania?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link

admittedly haven't been following that one as closely.

Senator Oz, if I hear those words tonight, flat screen tvs will cease to exist in a 10 mile radius of me

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

I guess it boils down to, most Democrats are so afraid to lose, they wind up doing it anyway

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

yeah Fetterman's race is the one to watch IMO, he was polling way ahead for a while and it seemed like they might actually have a blueprint on how to beat these morons who exclusively argue in bad faith. but it's tightened up a lot since then, so who knows.

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

A big chunk of Fetterman's message is "I'm just like you, only taller." Of course, he's also got a track record as the state's lieutenant governor, something the political press decided a year ago that they were just going to ignore so they could paint Fetterman v Oz as a contest of equals.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

like literally, every goddamn D politician should go to every debate with a bullhorn and when their opponent lies, should blow the fucking thing, every time

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

*foghorn

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

Apparently the debate and the ablelist terms under which it was scrutinized changed few minds, as ever.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

making them feel part of an aspirational moment in which they do belong to the Dem coalition

Yes! Making something seem fun and exciting and then inviting people to enter and invest in it, is just good organizing! But also, you have to have actual fun and excitement and things that feel transformative to offer.

But it's also true — and will be true even if things aren't a total wipeout for the Dems — that the party really is lackluster, really does lack leadership and direction and vision, really has not articulated a clear much less inspiring vision for the future of the country.

O______O

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

Re the Fetterman debate, hearing some of the actual audio was extremely upsetting as he struggled to articulate things and get words out. I'm astonished at the amount of campaign work that's been happening while he recovered and wasn't always visible or heading up the work. It's so interesting how his wife (who famously embraced being the SLOP--Second Lady of Pennsylvania lol!) stepped in and took up that space on his behalf.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link

We need better salespeople for some of these ideas - brash, charismatic, daring, but acting in the spirit of altruistism. That seems to be what so many people instinctively respond to.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link

(We have a few Democrats like this, but they aren’t really in seats of power.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link

Yet.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link

A hard turn from DC consultants against talking about racial equity, LGBTQ issues, maybe even abortion.

I fucking wish Dems talked about LGBTQ issues as much as Tucker and Cruz and the rest of the GOP rogue's gallery likes to convince people they do. Sanctimonious tweets from Biden and Harris on Coming Out Day don't amount to shit. A lot of us haven't forgotten that "signing the Equality Act" was promised as a Week One priority. And yes I know that's predicated on getting it through the Senate, but I'm not the one who articulated that promise without a Plan B.

Liz D. (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link

Was listening to the Know Your Enemy podcast the other day, I don't remember which episode, and at one point they were riffing on the (I think correct) idea that neither Democrats, liberals or the left seem to have a vision of "America" to sell — an idea or ideal of America. Obama did, kind of, but it was of course totally superficial, just basically "Hey, we're all the same, we all love our country, let's all get along." We can all maybe intuit that it's a vision of pluralistic multicultural democracy with a strong safety net and so forth, but it's not clear or well articulated and tends to sound programmatic rather than aspirational or inspiring.

We can scoff at that kind of appeal maybe, but it's politically important if you want to pull people together. The GOP obviously has a vision of America, and while it's a crabbed and cramped and exclusionary one, it's at least fairly coherent and explicitly rooted in (their version of) the country's past and traditions.

Yeah, let me emphasize that slogans aren't for Smart People like us on ILE. Other people like slogans! I was at this university in 2007-2008 and I'd quietly mock student enthusiasm for YES WE CAN but it fucking worked.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link

Idk imo we have a vision of the America we ("we" as progressives, abolitionists, and so on) but we also have an ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS public education & culture change project to prove to people who don't think of themselves as progressives, abolitionists, or what have you, that our project also benefits/liberates them.

We should all be training in change management imo.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link

I'm not saying there aren't animating ideas on the left, obviously they are. But there's not a compelling or inspiring public narrative around them that can resonate with an empowering idea of "America."

I get the yearning for fighters. And of course I hope the Fetterman style works in Pennsylvania.

But that type of candidate type (even foghorn-equipped) is not going to magically win in Wyoming or South Carolina or Tennessee or whatever.

Sometimes this line of thought annoys me a bit, like, "ok (Fetterman-style candidate) lost, but it was because he didn't have ENOUGH foghorns. What if he had had TWO foghorns?!?!?!"

There's not one election with one polity, there are thousands of each.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link

That's what inspired my first post. Of course access to abortion matters, but for the Cuban and South Americans I interacted with it's third or fourth on the list of priorities.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

"Yeah, let me emphasize that slogans aren't for Smart People like us on ILE."

I like slogans, they aren't for stupid people -- good ones tell me the movement is in a good state, so they are vital.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link

thank you for doing what you do, alfred, and same to other ilxors who knock on the doors and phone bank and do all the stuff i admire but don't seem to ever do myself. i received one knock on my door this election season, a very shy and nervous and shaking young man who was there because my duplex neighbors put a giant sign for a fascist in front of our patch of sidewalk. i admired him and told him the same. it's hard to face people who are planning to vote for fascists and have already solidified their reasons for it.

i'm trying to limit what i say to positive things, so i will leave it there. good luck everyone

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

But there's not a compelling or inspiring public narrative around them that can resonate with an empowering idea of "America."

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 5:18 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I agree but I think part of the reason for this lack is that there's not one "America" that everyone to the left of Republicans agrees on!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

Idk maybe I'm just disheartened by too many "we talked to this union organizer in Pennsylvania and he says he can't convince any working class men to support rights for marginalized groups bc they're happy being racists and homophobes oh noes what will the Democrats do to win them over?" podcasts.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

Yep I agree, the first thing is actually articulating a 2020s vision of the country that can tie together the various dreams and priorities of the liberal-left continuum. I think it’s doable, but it hasn’t really been revisited since the sad triangulation of the Clinton era.

i kinda liked c hayes take last week where he was "save our right to throw the bums out." sometimes you go with what you have left. but it's still pretty critical imo.

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link

i don't know that my foghorn idea would have a greater chance of success, but if we're going to fail, I'd rather do it going balls-out and presenting a true vision confidently rather than micromanaging every idea/statement based on weaksauce ideas of 'electability' or who will be pissed off.

I mean, yes, there does have to be careful consideration of how to deliver a message to avoid alienating people, but Dems due it to maddening levels, ie giving lip service to anti-leftist ideas or saying "DEFUND THE POLICE? that's just CRAZY!"

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link

Remember there's also a fuck-ton of voters, whether they will admit it or not, vote for the people they like/could have a beer with, as opposed to issues. tribalism has shrunk the influence of that group of people significantly, but they're still there. and the shit that turns them on/off seems arbitrary.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

That Demings ad made me want to jump off a skyscraper.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

i kinda liked c hayes take last week where he was "save our right to throw the bums out." sometimes you go with what you have left. but it's still pretty critical imo.

― i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 11:55 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is actually a great argument

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

And they elected an extremely unlikable non-drinker for president, so go figure. xxp

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

We need better salespeople for some of these ideas - brash, charismatic, daring, but acting in the spirit of altruistism. That seems to be what so many people instinctively respond to.

True, and I would also suggest we start asking more loudly why candidates like this have massive uphill battles trying to get thru the state party bureaucracy or challenging the establishment candidate.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

I mean we know why, not totally sure asking about it more loudly will change anything. The people in the DNC establishment are all lining their fucking pockets.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

Thanos just needs to snap

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link

(BTW, Neanderthal, I don't wish to sound dismissive re: foghorns; I respect your passion and love your energy.)

Fetterman in Pennsylvania is a close election. Fetterman in Missouri would be 20 points down.

I totally get the frustration with milquetoastiness and the affection for brashness in service of honestly held principles, but. That unicorn Democrat who campaigns full-throatedly for all the things that "we" (broadly speaking) like? That candidate will definitely absolutely lose, bigly, in large swaths of the nation.

Without changing the structural obstacles, they will not get power. And without getting power, they will not be able to change the structural obstacles. Fantasies of storming the barricades with pitchforks abound. But if there were a way for them to look harmless, fly under the radar, sneakily get power, and THEN change things, I would be for that as well.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:40 (one year ago) link

xp

I’d say a Fetterman-style populist absolutely could win in South Carolina. Public opinion in SC like many ruralish states is closer to Fetterman than the GOP on economic issues. Hate to say but one of the last big name populists before Bernie got big was *gulp* John Edwards, from NC. The Carolinas basically might as well be one state in terms of demographics (although it’s changing as the SC coast becomes more like Florida, etc).

Idk imo we have a vision of the America we ("we" as progressives, abolitionists, and so on) but we also have an ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS public education & culture change project to prove to people who don't think of themselves as progressives, abolitionists, or what have you, that our project also benefits/liberates them.

We should all be training in change management imo.


So much this. The issue isn’t so much a lack of vision as lack of an effective voice. The consensus vision on the left seems simple — we have plenty of functional social democracies to emulate. But we are operating in an absolutely hostile media environment. It’s as if this discussion is taking place in a nation without highly targeted ads on social media, or where the Supreme Court hasn’t ruled that campaign spending is protected as “free speech”.

I’ve mentioned before how I felt like there was a real smear campaign against both Bernie and Warren in the primaries. Now in Georgia I’m seeing constant ads on YouTube attacking Warnock — I’ve seen ads accusing HIM of abusing his wife, when there are multiple examples of credible stories of Walker being unstable and abusive. Just the standard reactionary victim blaming writ large through this toxic media environment we’ve let fester.

The pollution of disinformation can be just as toxic as the environmental pollution, and now we’re suffering from the failure to regulate the cancerous externalities of the information revolution.

Wish I could figure out a way to say that without sounding like such an enviro-geek.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

The people in the DNC establishment are all lining their fucking pockets.

Yeah but they're a symptom more than a cause — one of bad aftereffects of the Bernie campaigns was this obsession on the left with the DNC. The DNC has never been very powerful or important, it's a misconception of their role to think otherwise. Any party has apparatchiks, if the party changes the apparatchiks either adapt or find themselves out on the street, but they're not the people to focus on.

The Kings County Democratic County Committee (lol terrible name) is by some measures the largest Democratic club in the country but can they be bothered to hold a phone bank or a single canvas for a beleaguered Democratic state governor facing a serious threat from a lunatic? CAN THEY FUCK. They've put zero resources into supporting any Dems this cycle on the state or local level. The reformer/insurgent lower level people are organizing canvases and doorknocking campaigns on their own with no funding!!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

Weirdly (for East Tennessee) our local county Dem party is kind of on fire. They have a young, super energetic chairman who has a whole cadre of young volunteers and data crunchers, and they've been smart about recruiting candidates and door-knocking etc., at least for the small number of legitimately competitive districts we have around here. It's quite a contrast to our local Republican Party, which is a total shitshow run by an inexperienced doofus nobody in the party likes. They're coasting on having a mostly Republican county, of course, so they win elections even though their party apparatus is a shambles.

But anyway, just the level of energy the local Dems have is a big change from 10 years ago, shows it really matters if you get good leadership at the local level.

That's awesome. What great news!

We have that too but the party bosses have been shutting the door in their/our faces for over a decade while they molder in obscurity (and spend all the money in secret). We're working on it though.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link

Hmm..

There is not a strong relationship between inflation or employment & midterm election outcomeshttps://t.co/oKbJeheFVw pic.twitter.com/QHzzTzpoWC

— Matt Grossmann (@MattGrossmann) November 8, 2022

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link

extremely naive question: what determines party direction in a way that matters to most eligible voters? (if not the national committees then ... ???)

youn, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link

xp actual numbers don’t matter, it’s about the inflation/employment/crime vibes

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link

Do the actual numbers matter for people who encounter them as not averaged in relevant indices?

youn, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

One thing I wonder is how easy it is to influence people in an age where politics spread by meme.

Pre-social media, pre-"excessive ad content" search engines, confirmation bias and fake news were still a major problem, but there seemed to be more of a willingness to work out positions for oneself and there wasn't an overwhelming amount of competing noise, at least not the level of today.

I knew a lot of people, friend and family, who professed to be Democrats/liberals but would say things to me like "Rob, we can't force gay marriage on people, I support civil unions", or "I hate racism, but I don't support the Affirmative Action quota system", "violent protests make you as bad as the thing you protest", or would whine about PC culture.

Some of these people were this way through, like, 2016, and now have done a 180, and some of it may have been a byproduct of getting older and experience, but others seemed to shift as post-Trump liberal social media meme-storming took off.

I'm not here to do stupid purity testing or insinuate people are "real" or "fake" leftists, or suggest I myself haven't changed at all over the years, but it is interesting to see the divide between the politically-minded friends who share their own thought-out ideas and the people whose feeds are literally wall to wall political memes with no additional comment, half the memes partially or completely false.

Independent voters get influenced by that shit too, and those meme addicts rarely even dive into the topics beyond the meme.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

Picking up a book on hold at the library where I volunteered last Saturday, I got interviewed by Telemundo. As I waited my turn the reporter interviewed a young Venezuelan woman with two boys who said in Spanish she had voted for every Republican on the ticket. Why? "Gas is too high, I spend $100 more at the store every week, this Biden has done nothing in two years." She didn't mention socialism or crime.

When my turn came I spoke in car crash Spanish about why I had voted Dem down the line, in part b/c of the infrastructure bill and how our party still believes in democracy, not election deniers.

I post this only because -- more anecdata -- here are the reasons among others for why people vote GOP.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

Tax cuts should fix everything right up.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

When most in this country are living paycheck to paycheck, that does tend to kind of be the only thing that matters to them

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

It's really their only "solution." It's like the dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding and Windex.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

xp actual numbers don’t matter, it’s about the inflation/employment/crime vibes

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 2:16 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Everything is about vibes, and probably always has been to some extent. Right now, nearly everyone is feeling bad vibes about politics and the state of the country in general, no matter where they sit on the political spectrum, so a lot of people are simply looking for something to believe in. Someone who will give them a good feeling, whether that's high-minded hope, irresistible enthusiasm, or righteous indignation. It's not enough to promise voters that you'll achieve certain policy goals, or to recite a list of accomplishments, if the overall message and presentation doesn't inspire people to feel like they're part of something bigger than themselves.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

Yeah but how does anyone get any inspiration from venal toads like, say, Ron Johnson? He'd never get elected for anything if there wasn't a -R after his name on the ballot.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

Right? Or a loathsome specimen like Ted Cruz. Who gets fired up to vote for him?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:10 (one year ago) link

I mean, their voters may not be overcome with emotion for the candidates themselves, but for a lot of them, casting a vote for the Republican on the ballot means voting for their values and sticking it to the other side. I guess what I'm talking about, though, is how to break through the noise and appeal to voters who either aren't paying much attention or are ambivalent/indifferent.

jaymc, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

xps based on the (very few) R voters I have experienced first-hand in WI: they believe the claptrap about Johnson's business skills and expertise with money, as well as love the fact that Ds hate his guts, because they hate liberals in return

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

Right? Or a loathsome specimen like Ted Cruz. Who gets fired up to vote for him?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 4:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Anti-abortion people.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

also they are scared of the sOcIaLiSt BlAcK mAn FrOm MiLwAuKeE xp

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

I couldn't begin to tell you how many mailers, door hangers, etc I have received with ominously-photoshopped, high-contrast greyscale images of Barnes alongside dire warnings of how he would bring crime from the cities to the peaceful small towns of WI

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link

Was he one of the candidates whose skin got artificially darkened in opposition ads?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link

same with "Evers did nothing while Kenosha burned" messages—and I live in Kenosha, have heard directly from city officials and the (retiring R) sheriff that the governor gave them everything they asked for… that doesn't matter, the lie has been set

xp dunno but it would not surprise me one bit

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link

this seems like good news?

BREAKING: talking w/ the Chair of the Wisconsin Dem Party @benwikler, who confirms youth turnout in Wisconsin is *360%* HIGHER than in 2018. If you're in Wisconsin, remember that there is same-day voter registration. Get out there & cast your ballot. 7 hours left. Let's win this.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) November 8, 2022

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

every single Packer game so far there's been this attack ad against Barnes that says he wants to "cut the prison population in half" and every time I see it I say "that's a little extreme, the regular death penalty is enough"

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

love the fact that Ds hate his guts, because they hate liberals in return

Politics has been cynically called the systematic organization of hatreds.

I don't think that's so for everyone everywhere. But it certainly seems like "he has the same enemies as me" is a pretty good predictor of voting patterns.

Further, "would like to have a beer with" is often just a nicer way of saying "he has the same enemies as me."

In my hate-reading of various aoshq and donald.win and q stuff, there is loads of "I don't really have a politics except hating libs" greeted by "that's enough, fren."

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link

Cruz skates in Texas because he has the strength of the Texas GOP behind him, which is what his voters are really voting for--he could be anyone.

He's a fitting avatar to a lot of exurban nebbish cowboys who take F-250s to their office building.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link

It really doesn't matter which lump of misshapen, swearing clay that someone hastily slaps a fake beard on, as long as there's an (R) after the name, it'll win.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

meant sweating, but probably swearing too

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

Yeah but how does anyone get any inspiration from venal toads like, say, Ron Johnson? He'd never get elected for anything if there wasn't a -R after his name on the ballot.

Owning the libs, sticking it to those cultural elites who made a RAPPER one of the heroic agents on your favorite CBS military crime drama.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

Yeah I think one of the organizational and vision-coherence problems for the left is that it's much less driven by anger, fear and resentment than the right. I know, Tucker Carlson's head would probably explode at that — I hope — but it's hilarious to me how so much right-wing rhetoric is dependent on painting Dems/liberals as these wild-eyed hateful maniacs. If only! Not that there isn't real anger on the left, at injustices and inequities, but it's more structural than personal. Where the anger on the right is all personal, all ad hominem, hating individual people. That's what Libs of Tiktok is all about, naming and shaming specific people. I listened to a local podcast today (for work purposes) where two right-wing lunatics were frothing about young adult books in school libraries with trans characters. The male co-host kept repeating that any person "exposing children to this pornography" should be "thrown out of a helicopter." He said that about 12 times, savoring the phrase more each time.

Where especially among middle-class and affluent liberals I think there's a real hesitance to personalize the fights, to see the other side as evil, there's an assumption that there's some reasonable way to work things out. And to distance themselves from anyone on the left they perceive as too angry. There's an anger gap, basically. And that's probably inevitable given the basic difference in right and left worldviews, the left worldview is inherently more inclusive as a primary value. But, like the man says, anger is an energy. If you don't have that to fire people up, you need something else.

the old Alex Cockburn story

Which brings me briefly to Ed Miliband, now chosen to be the leader of the British Labor Party. The last time I saw Eddie he was an intern at the Nation in the late 1980s or early 1990s. Round the corner from the Nation when it was on Fifth and 13th st in Manhattan was Zinno’s restaurant and amid a pleasant lunch with JoAnWypijewski, my own intern Richie McKerrow and Eddie, I asked the future leader what I asked all interns as a matter of form, “Eddie, is your hate pure?”

The man who first asked me that question was the late Jim Goode, editor of Penthouse. Like Playboy, Penthouse would pay good money for long articles about the corruption of America, thus giving the pointyheads an excuse to thumb through the pinups. Goode, tall and cadaverous, was gay, clad in black leather as he crouched on the floor of his office, gazing morosely at hundreds of photos of bare-breasted women. As I entered with some screed about corporate and political evil, he snarl, “Alex, is your hate pure?” “Yes, Jim, my hate is pure.”

It was a good way of assaying interns. The feisty ones would respond excitedly, “Yes, my hate is pure.” I put the question to Eddie Miliband. He gaped at me in shock like Gussie Fink-Nottle watching one of his newts vanish down the plug hole in his bath. “I…I… don’t hate anyone, Alex,” he stammered. It’s all you need to know.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link

Owning the libs, sticking it to those cultural elites who made a RAPPER one of the heroic agents on your favorite CBS military crime drama.

It will probably never happen but I am still holding out hope for a crossover episode in which NCIS:LA's LL Cool J meets L&O:SVU's Ice-T.

Bonus points if their suspect somehow ends up being played by Ice Cube

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link

Where especially among middle-class and affluent liberals I think there's a real hesitance to personalize the fights, to see the other side as evil, there's an assumption that there's some reasonable way to work things out. And to distance themselves from anyone on the left they perceive as too angry. There's an anger gap, basically. And that's probably inevitable given the basic difference in right and left worldviews, the left worldview is inherently more inclusive as a primary value. But, like the man says, anger is an energy. If you don't have that to fire people up, you need something else.

OTM! The anger gap reminds me of how some liberals found Michael Moore's work distasteful for being too much like "propaganda" in its presentation, i.e., appealing to people's emotions/anger rather than calmly, bloodlessly presenting the facts. It's less present now, but candidates like Gore seemed to believe that firing people up was taking the low road.

blatherskite, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link

(this is worse than a cigar in a waiting room)

youn, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:27 (one year ago) link

where's the tax returns?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

good afternoon!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:49 (one year ago) link

hope you're doing well, alfred :)

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link

Thanks, qualmsey, likewise. I've tried. Please come back regularly.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link

Rank & file voters are deeply concerned about crime, chiefly Hunter's laptop crimes

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:21 (one year ago) link

Well we'll have an investigative committee for that very soon, don't you worry.

A non-USian asks: is there any chance that the Democrats will do better than expected?

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:43 (one year ago) link

Yes. Definitely.

But it's a wait and see thing. FiveThirtyEight kind of laid out the various scenarios iirc

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link

Seeing a lot of reports about turnout being high, especially among young people, so ya Dems could definitely beat expectations. GOP enthusiasm is high too though

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

I doubt there will be a blowout, either way

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

there's been a lot of Dem doom-mongering lately, but that's also a way to drive voters to the polls - so it's hard to read what's really going on

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

covid has probably killed significantly more repulican voters than democrats, so there's that.

Thus Sang Freud, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link

Nearly 500,000 people have voted in Philadelphia. 91% of 2018 with 70 mins to go

— umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈 (@umichvoter) November 8, 2022

This for example seems good

Tbh I never had high hopes for 2022 but Oz winning would be legitimately depressing. A guy like that should lose In Pennsylvania by 40.

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

covid has probably killed significantly more repulican voters than democrats

true dat, but mask mandates super-energized the republican base to vote for FREEDOM

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link

The media keeps alive this myth of intra-party mobility - i.e. 'well, I think the GOP is better on crime and the economy, so I'll give them a shot this time around.' And I just think it's utter bullshit - everyone is voting for the party they always vote for, it's super calcified. So.. it's all about turnout

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

It’s probably mentioned above, but Fetterman defeated the establishment Dem candidate in the primaries, thus plenty of people in the state machine(and their media friends) have incentive for him to lose.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

The media keeps alive this myth of intra-party mobility - i.e. 'well, I think the GOP is better on crime and the economy, so I'll give them a shot this time around.' And I just think it's utter bullshit - everyone is voting for the party they always vote for, it's super calcified. So.. it's all about turnout

the media does like to find weird examples of people who are voting for Shapiro and Oz; because Mastriano is 'crazy' but they think Oz is not? I dunno how many idiots there are like this but I fear there are many.

akm, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:53 (one year ago) link

Swing voters definitely exist they’re just mostly complete weirdos like Ken Bone

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link

I’m shocked Bone isn’t running for something this year

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:57 (one year ago) link

I'm more hopeful that Fetterman will win than Cortez-Masto. If she loses, then Warnock better pull it out, or we will lose the Senate.

Dan S, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link

warnock is way ahead as of right now, but only like 30% of the votes are in

akm, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link

DeSantis already predicted to have won. No surprise but fuck you Ron anyway

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:08 (one year ago) link

Nixon in 1973 moment. DeSantis had his best night. It's his peak now that Trump will be the nominee.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link

Incredible that he barely eked it out against the guy who got busted in an hourly motel with meth and now this. America!

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link

DeSantis now praying that DT chokes on a chicken wing and/or strokes out on the shitter some time between tomorrow and primary season '24.

Whomst among us

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:25 (one year ago) link

Ron at his most relatable!

Lol

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link

Crist fucking sucks though it’s true

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link

posting this should get you pelted with rotten fruit

This is the way I’ve voted in basically every election since I became a journalist: Blank ballot. Only because of the current climate do I feel like sharing publicly. #PoliticalCelibacy pic.twitter.com/g8FKR5spih

— Dave Orrick (@DaveOrrick) November 8, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 01:30 (one year ago) link

Taking "No Nut November" way too seriously.

fun

It is very likely that the top of the ticket Republicans will be ahead after tonight, with thousands of mail ballots uncounted.

Will they try to declare victory even though the races may not be over?

What do you think?

Ugh.

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) November 9, 2022

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:07 (one year ago) link

OK, I checked and the crook I voted for, Bob Menendez Jr., is winning 82-18. Even Tom Malinowski, the guy I've seen the most attack ads against this year, is up 63-37 over the son of one of our former Republican governors. Jersey ain't flipping red anytime soon.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:08 (one year ago) link

Betcha Warnock/Walker goes to runoff.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link

Red Tsunami 🤔

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) November 9, 2022


not looking very red wave-ish

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link

Lol the Needle is back but they completely changed it to not be panic attacky anymore.

No I'm not watching, taking Tracer's advice

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link

So far tonight’s results are like an advertisement for DeSantis’ candidacy for Republicans. He waxed his opponent, delivered 3 seats with an aggressive gerrymander in his seat while Trump nominees are running behind Generic R’s all around.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:55 (one year ago) link

So far, Democrats are running about a point ahead of our expectations outside of Florida, with the GOP lead in the House starting to come down a bit
Not many signs of a red wave at this point.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 9, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link

Midterm message so far is clear: Voters want more crime and completely open borders.

— David Weigel (@daveweigel) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

warnock is way ahead as of right now, but only like 30% of the votes are in

Yeah this, kids, is why we do not watch returns, because it is a hope/despair pendulum and it doesn't affect anything other than your liver. Eat an edible and go to bed. If you have a sweetheart nearby, hold them.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:10 (one year ago) link

xp You can shove the criminals across the open border?

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:12 (one year ago) link

There is 62% in here. Boebert losing would be delicious.#Midterms2022 pic.twitter.com/fu8bRUM79g

— GM 🇺🇦 (@WasOnceLou) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link

really don't see it happening but seems to be a lot of Dems running better than projected so far, outside of Florida which remains increasingly fucked up

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link

I mean I'm sure there's one county that's like 95% Bobo that's uncounted, I just refuse to get my hopes up

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link

Ugh. Florida.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link

"Joe Biden is on the verge of being the most successful Democratic president in a midterm election that we have seen in quite some time" pic.twitter.com/1lc3ywKglk

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:29 (one year ago) link

okay can breathe a little easier now

NBC calls Josh Shapiro as the projected winner of PA governor's race.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:32 (one year ago) link

curious what that means for Fetterman, I know there might be a lot of ticket splitting this election but somehow I don't think that is gonna break in Oz's direction

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link

It's so weird to be part of two elections cycles in which Florida makes me feel as if the GOP lined me up to get shot while the rest of the country are like Ewoks after the Battle of Endor

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:44 (one year ago) link

yeeeeeah

Fetterman outrunning Biden just about everywhere in Pennsylvania. Our estimate now leans Democratic pic.twitter.com/KXfvvsug1e

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:47 (one year ago) link

Nate Cohn
It’s hard to get a clear sense of election results in the age of mail and early voting. But so far, there is little sign of a big red wave. On average, Democrats are running ahead of what the pre-election polls suggested, and the polls didn’t show a huge Republican lead.48m ago

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:48 (one year ago) link

DeSantis, like all incumbents (ESPECIALLY in this state) already had an advantage tonight the moment he won in 2018, but when the best you can do to oppose him is run an ex-Governor who LITERALLY WAS A REPUBLICAN, that's a good way to depress your own party's turnout. Not to mention, since you already had the damn job many years ago, everybody already knows what your fucking ceiling is. You can't get by on lofty promises and starry-eyed ambition because you already have a track record, and well, in his case, it stunk. It stunk in a much less harmful, more non-descript way than Rick Scott, but it still stunk.

just do better. Rubio, on the other hand, just wins because there's an R in front of his name, even though his voters literally make fun of him.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 03:54 (one year ago) link

what homeopathic snakeoil is Dr Oz going to suggest his voters take to cope with his eventual loss

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:02 (one year ago) link

whoa Kornacki saying Bobert might actually be in trouble

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link

at least she'll be home to stop her husband from flashing his genitals

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:04 (one year ago) link

odds of Ds retaining Senate are swinging in the betting markets towards Dems

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:11 (one year ago) link

Democratic chances of winning the House have... slowly started to tick up. Now up 29%, up from about 21% at the start. They're favored to win 208 seats up from 203 in our poll-based starting estimates

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 9, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:11 (one year ago) link

thanks for watching that Neanderthal, was gonna say the betting markets are probably pretty accurate but then I remembered how much money was made by live bettors in 2020 who knew Florida was definitely going red and that mail-in ballots were gonna heavily favor Dems. people were taking Trump -400 even as he was underperforming his polls lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:15 (one year ago) link

JD Vance wins pic.twitter.com/3G1Tv3xa4D

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 9, 2022

please throw pig carcasses at him every time he makes a speech

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

kinda looking like a bad night for the Trumpy guys

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

lol if it turns out this was a real thing

One take that sounded like Twitter craziness but now feels right - Rs flooded the zone with narrative-friendly polls in the last week, results not matching up.

— David Weigel (@daveweigel) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:30 (one year ago) link

I mean I know they always are but man the Trafalgar polls were insanely wrong this time around

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link

538 gave them an A- lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:34 (one year ago) link

Cotton-Eyed Joe plays at the Mastriano party as Fox News projects Shapiro as the winner pic.twitter.com/itJXBSIA3e

— Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) November 9, 2022

JoeStork, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:34 (one year ago) link

who did you stump for, who did you blow

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:37 (one year ago) link

KALEIGH ROGERS
NOV. 8, 11:34 PM
🚨 UPSET ALERT 🚨 In our first two upsets of the night (whenever the projected winner had less than a 40-in-100 chance in the final Deluxe forecast) ABC News projects that Democrat Emilia Sykes will win OH-13 over Republican Madison Gesiotto Gilbert. Sykes had a 18.6 percent chance of winning in FiveThirtyEight’s final Deluxe pre-election forecast. And in Ohio’s 1st District, Democrat Greg Landsman is projected to win over incumbent Republican Rep. Steve Chabot. Landsman had a 16.1 percent chance of winning in the final Deluxe preelection forecast.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link

Wow with 86% of the vote in Warnock is down by less than 200 votes. And several big Democratic counties still have 10s of thousands of votes left to count.

not gonna get my hopes up but there appears to be a feeling that Tim Michels isn't getting the margins he needs in Wisconsin

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link

I pretty much think 'runoff' is a foregone conclusion for that race, and I don't think Walker's odds in the runoff election are great.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link

Republican candidate Tim Michels has not yet conceded to Democratic Gov. Tony Evers, but that is expected soon, according to insiders.

— Daniel Bice (@DanielBice) November 9, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link

NYT has now bumped Wisconsin from Leaning Republican to Toss-Up for Senate.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:52 (one year ago) link

boy would that be a huge one

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 04:57 (one year ago) link

ALEX SAMUELS
NOV. 8, 11:59 PM
(D) KEY RACE PROJECTED
Wow, ABC News just projected a pretty big upset in North Carolina’s 13th District. Republican Bo Hines, the 26-year-old former college football player who was backed by Trump, is trailing Democrat Wiley Nickel 49 percent to 51 percent with about 99 percent of the expected vote in. Our forecast gave Hines a 77-in-100 chance of winning, so Nickel’s expected win here is pretty notable.

Hines has been noncommittal about whether President Biden won the 2020 election fair and square (he did). And other election deniers — like Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake and Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado — are similarly trailing in their races tonight despite our forecast giving both candidates an edge over their respective Democratic opponents.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:01 (one year ago) link

btw last time I visited my 92-year old grandma I made sure she got her absentee ballot. granted she's got dementia so I don't know who she actually voted for, but the one time she actually mentioned current events she said "what do you think of this Trump guy? I don't trust him at all. He seems like bad news."

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:04 (one year ago) link

AMELIA THOMSON-DEVEAUX
NOV. 9, 12:05 AM
BIG news out of Michigan. ABC News projects that Proposal 3, which would create a state constitutional right to reproductive freedom, has passed. This means that abortion will remain legal in Michigan — and it’s also a big victory for abortion-rights supporters, who will undoubtedly see this as a sign that Americans are unhappy about the Supreme Court’s decision overturning Roe v. Wade, and the subsequent wave of abortion bans in the south and midwest.

This result is a much bigger deal than the other abortion-related ballot measures because abortion’s legality was genuinely uncertain in Michigan, which is not the case in California or Vermont. And it’s significant to see a measure affirmatively protecting abortion rights pass in a swing state. Expect to see more ballot measures like this in 2024.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:06 (one year ago) link

Well that's some fantastic news! Way to go Michigan!!

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:12 (one year ago) link

Dems are very likely gonna lose the House but if it's only by 3-5 seats then that is just an incredibly embarrassing performance for the GOP. Clinton lost 54, Obama 60, Trump 40. Biden is really not all that popular and his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024. starting to think that maybe Trump being the single biggest asshole on the planet actually might have some political consequences

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:24 (one year ago) link

It's....looking that way. Won't get cocky.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:25 (one year ago) link

I just want to hear that Boebert lost

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:29 (one year ago) link

The Rs will still keep trying to capture state legislatures until they can gerrymander and vote suppress their way back into full power. Until then they'll stall, obstruct and sabotage at every step.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:30 (one year ago) link

I mean as a true sicko who's actually watching and keeping track of this shit I think tonight may wind up having the funniest possible outcome, which Rs only winning the House by like 5 seats, Boebert losing in a Trump +12 district and Dr. Oz getting stuffed into a fucking locker, plus it seems like Warnock/Walker is going to a runoff so control of the Senate might actually depend on a dude who's suffered triple-digit concussions, which is even funnier considering that Trump is probably gonna announce his 2024 run next week despite tonight showing that they probably have much better chances with DeSantis

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:32 (one year ago) link

want to make an Atari-esque video game called Boebert where there's only one cube and every move you make makes you plunge to your death

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:34 (one year ago) link

Warnock/Walker almost certainly going to runoff because of some lame Libertarian candidate who is drawing 2% of the vote lmao

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:35 (one year ago) link

Wiley Nickel is an incredible name.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:35 (one year ago) link

RACE UPDATE: CBS News estimates the governor race in Arizona moves from toss up to leans Democratic. https://t.co/CaylI1Z3Yn pic.twitter.com/2MXFr8P2yx

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 9, 2022

STOP THE COUNT!!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:36 (one year ago) link

lmao this tweet from a Republican House candidate

The RED WAVE did not happen. Republicans and Independents stayed home. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RESULTS IF YOU DID NOT DO YOUR PART!

— Mayra Flores (@MayraFlores2022) November 9, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:37 (one year ago) link

was kind of more of a brown wave IMO

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:38 (one year ago) link

It's looking like a solid night for reform prosecutors around the country. Des Moines, Indianapolis, Hennepin, Maricopa... again it is clear - voters want a better justice system.

— Justin Kollar (@JustinKollar) November 9, 2022

the all crime all the time news ecosystem taking an L

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:39 (one year ago) link

so the PA race is called and Fetterman won!!!

fantastic

Dan S, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:54 (one year ago) link

Oz already made comments making it sound like he'll be noisy on his way out, but he can just shove some essential oils up his ass for all I care

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:57 (one year ago) link

I always thought Fetterman would win, Oz was just such a terrible candidate. A better Republican might have been a different story, especially after the stroke. But good for Fetterman. I hope he continues to recover and can be a strong voice in the Senate.

exit through the giant inflatable colon, dr oz

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 05:59 (one year ago) link

Also that seat's a flip, so a little insurance against Walker/Warnock.

Imagine a midterm with 8% inflation and every single person in the country perpetually on the edge of breaking down in tears from the stress of existence and the opposition party not winning 250+ House seats.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:04 (one year ago) link

Kari Lake eating shit would be extra delicious given this statement from this morning...

Kari Lake to reporters: "I'm going to be your worst frickin' nightmare for 8 years, and we will reform the media as well. We're gonna make you guys into journalists again." pic.twitter.com/wHTLqJssPe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 8, 2022

so as it stands now, Dems get 2 of the final 3 toss-up seats (Arizona, Nevada, and Georgia), and that's 50 right there, all three gets them 51 and a chance to kick Manchin in the neener-nanny

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:06 (one year ago) link

motherfuckers act like they forgot about Sinema

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:08 (one year ago) link

Wait, what?

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee. https://t.co/AadakHWGdh pic.twitter.com/T4HzSGHlkU

— FOX13 Memphis (@FOX13Memphis) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:12 (one year ago) link

I get to decide if slavery is banned? wow

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link

that's a good thing, only a few states have decided to skip that part of the 13th Amendment

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:16 (one year ago) link

i have checked out all night, checked in the last 5 minutes in reading this thread, going to bed now. i am so glad that, if nothing else, it wasn't a dominant night for conservatives. a difference of a few percentage points really is so important. i hope better times are coming ahead for all of us

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:16 (one year ago) link

and big ups to tennessee for banning slavery, they fucking nailed it tonight

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:17 (one year ago) link

Kari Lake appears to be getting trounced

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

was up 14 points but now 12. i think its gonna be close

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

also she just spoke and within the first 60 seconds was already calling into question the legitimacy of the voting cos some of the voting machines were down earlier today.

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:23 (one year ago) link

if/when Georgia goes to runoff, not great for Walker. no third party to siphon off votes. the 78,000 people who voted for Chase Oliver, some may opt to stay home, others may shift to Warnock.

Oliver is an openly gay Libertarian that supports ending qualified immunity for police, is a pacifist, and supports making it easier for immigrants to come to America, so I would guess most people who threw him a vote aren't going to pivot to fucking Herschel Walker (other than Republicans who hated Walker but couldn't bear to commit the Christ-offending sin of voting Democrat).

not to mention that's an extra four weeks for Walker to shit his pants, with or without Warnock's help.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:27 (one year ago) link

Yeah I don’t think it’ll be a blowout but she’s apparently pretty well behind where she needs to be which is pretty significant because the polls had it as R+3

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:27 (one year ago) link

g'night all!

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:30 (one year ago) link

P.S., of all of the election deniers on the ballot, for their races that have already been called, 8 of them won, 11 lost (including Michel - race just called for Evers).

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:32 (one year ago) link

can Mandela do it

symsymsym, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:53 (one year ago) link

maxwell alejandro frost (dem from fl-10) becomes the first zoomer elected to congress and, well…

I’VE BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR OVER A YEAR THIS IS WILD!! I’M GONNA SEE @the1975 ON THURSDAY TO CELEBRATE!!!

— Maxwell Alejandro Frost (@MaxwellFrostFL) November 9, 2022

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:05 (one year ago) link

the LA sheriff is eating shit btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:06 (one year ago) link

A tiny gop majority in the house is dangerous but it should at least be funny

Desantis’s success and trump’s ability to pick losers (or turn winners into losers) raises the possibility of a damaging presidential primary fingers crossed.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:23 (one year ago) link

Smaller GOP majority presumably reduces changes of impeaching Biden, since they're unlikely to get every Republican vote.

i’d love it if we made it

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:33 (one year ago) link

🎉LAUREN BOEBERT IS GOING TO LOSE 🎉#CO03 https://t.co/EFhxDW5Y4X

— Jonathan Freifeld (@JonFreifeld) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:33 (one year ago) link

obv way too early to speculate about this, but trump is def gonna run indie if he somehow loses the gop primary, right?

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:33 (one year ago) link

Oh don't tempt our collective tummy

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:39 (one year ago) link

One thing I know already.

If not for voters under 30 ... tonight WOULD have been a Red Wave.

CNN National House Exit Poll

R+ 13 65+
R+ 11 45-64

D +2 30-44
D +28 18-29#GenZ did their job.

— John Della Volpe (@dellavolpe) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:39 (one year ago) link

don't vote for this guy, FFS, he's REALLY BAD

https://www.factcheck.org/2022/11/harmless-data-error-to-blame-for-glitch-at-some-detroit-polling-places-contrary-to-trumps-post/

StanM, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 07:58 (one year ago) link

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 9, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 08:21 (one year ago) link

That motion on slavery is...

We tried to get this passed in Virginia in 2020. It was killed in committee, and one of the Dems who killed it explained that the budgetary impact of abolishing prison slavery would be too high. In June, the California Dems rejected an anti-slavery proposal for the same reason. https://t.co/gzaCf6vK8E

— Josh (@rohmerfan1127) November 9, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 08:24 (one year ago) link

really don't see it happening but seems to be a lot of Dems running better than projected so far, outside of Florida which remains increasingly fucked up

― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Sleepy Joe: end the embargo on Cuba already!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 08:33 (one year ago) link

Glad some of the fascists ate shit, here’s hoping some more do too. Laughed at this obvious happening

crudite at the Fetterman campaign event pic.twitter.com/21nqRY6gkR

— Jorge Ribas (@jribas) November 9, 2022

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 08:44 (one year ago) link

go blue

Michigan State Senate flips to Dems for first time since 1983. Repeat. Nineteen Eighty Freaking Three.

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) November 9, 2022

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 09:15 (one year ago) link

Good morning!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:29 (one year ago) link

and big ups to tennessee for banning slavery, they fucking nailed it tonight

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 06:17 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, lol, but this actually put TN on the progressive leading edge, no?

49 Percent Jesus (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:34 (one year ago) link

Lol, 'TN', listen to me. Yee haw I'm an American... eatin my hamburglar with sweet potatah pah

49 Percent Jesus (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:35 (one year ago) link

And with this race call, every single Republican who won their primary with help from Democratic meddling has lost in the general election. https://t.co/jwu7diAq1N

— Kevin Robillard 🇺🇸 (@Robillard) November 9, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:39 (one year ago) link

That’s good to see.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:45 (one year ago) link

(The practice still makes me itch, but I’m no political operative.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:45 (one year ago) link

And to be clear: they didn't "support" the deniers, they underlined the deniers' shit-awful positions.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 10:48 (one year ago) link

Not really in a celebratory mood— 51% reasonable person vs 49% waffen ss material isn’t a cause for celebration, it’s a cause for worry— but i am breathing a sign of relief and also laughing at thw fashies losing.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 12:00 (one year ago) link

^^^

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 12:31 (one year ago) link

Wow, I'm surprised. I put down the phone last night and just read a book and put a movie on to fall asleep to, just couldn't do the creeping dread/exit poll watching shit mentally. Was expecting to wake up to a bloodbath, so I'll take it.

Very happy Tim Walz/Peggy Flanagan beat Scott Jenson/Matt Birk, would have been especially hard to see a native American woman be ousted as lieutenant governor in favor of a fascist piece of shit ex NFL player.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 12:54 (one year ago) link

pic.twitter.com/d2Ik0lBJ25

— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) November 9, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 12:54 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I didn't look at or listen to the news at all yesterday and went to bed totally blind, I suppose expecting the worst.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link

so I guess in Nevada you could vote for "None of these candidates" and that option is beating the Libertarian candidate lmao

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link

I watched two movies last night — Mile 22 (violent action trash with Mark Wahlberg) and the Ian McKellen Richard III.

A tiny piece of good news from Florida: a 25-year-old Afro-Cuban dude just got elected to the House, as a Democrat. (And his name is Max Frost, just like the presidential candidate in the movie Wild in the Streets, so that's...something to laugh about.)

I’VE BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR OVER A YEAR THIS IS WILD!! I’M GONNA SEE @the1975 ON THURSDAY TO CELEBRATE!!!

— Maxwell Alejandro Frost (@MaxwellFrostFL) November 9, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link

Same here. Straight to bed at 12am UK time, up at 6am and to my delight, Ilhan Omar was re-elected and of the MN races I was invested in but can’t vote for as an expat absentee, Walz/Flanagan was good but Keith Ellison winning re-election for AG was the best!

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link

and in Michigan the Dems won the trifecta, no?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link

Not really in a celebratory mood— 51% reasonable person vs 49% waffen ss material isn’t a cause for celebration, it’s a cause for worry— but i am breathing a sign of relief and also laughing at thw fashies losing.

― poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 7:00 AM bookmarkflaglink

Otm

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:21 (one year ago) link

Arizona now back in the Lean D rating on NYT.

Farrr from certainty, as Nevada is too close, plus GA runoff, but every possibility that come Dec, Dems have 51 seats. It didn't seem possible yesterday morning.

It doesn't exactly mean much from a practical standpoint, 50 or 51, if the House goes GOP and they block all meaningful legislation, and we know no filibuster-spike or court pack will happen, and we still have Bidens veto anyway, buuuuut it does at least help the 2024 Senate picture a bit if Dems can hold on, and it does send a message that people are growing weary of conservative antics, even if nowhere near enough people are.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:25 (one year ago) link

And yes I'm knocking on every piece of wood in my house eat my ass

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link

and it also means Biden can nominate judges and judges. Sotomayor better start drafting her resignation letter.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link

Why?

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link

and it also means Biden can nominate judges and judges. Sotomayor better start drafting her resignation letter.

Fuck that noise. Time to replace some of them. There's a D-voting military sniper somewhere in the ranks; find him.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link

Sotomayor has diabetes. Not disabling but a worry.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link

Completely bizarre rationale.

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

Sotomayor is 68; she'll turn 70 in 2024. given the electoral calculus here, it makes sense to me, why risk another RBG situation? you can pick someone just as rad to replace her

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

I'd rather they spend time hiding around corners, waiting for Thomas and Alito, then jumping out and yelling "boo!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link

Sotomayor is 68; she'll turn 70 in 2024. given the electoral calculus here, it makes sense to me, why risk another RBG situation? you can pick someone just as rad to replace her

― rob,

Exactly. Nominate a younger candidate.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

Sorry. I have no mercy after how RBG fucked us over.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

Sotomayor strikes me as one to manage her diabetes and her service responsibly. Her life story as far as I have heard is pretty amazing given the initimidation that could have happened and of which she might not have been fully aware at the time.

youn, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link

She's my favorite justice: the best interlocutor, the opinion writer who most gets what's at stake.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link

I'd thought Madison Cawthorn was the first Gen Z member of Congress, but I guess he was born in 1995 and the conventional dividing line is 1996. Maxwell Frost was born in 1997. Good for him.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

and an unabashed progressive

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:06 (one year ago) link

xp
I didn't know Sotomayor had diabetes, and I don't think that matters; for me her age is sufficient cause for general concern (fwiw, here in Canada the mandatory retirement age for SC justices is 75). She's an excellent justice and a truly admirable person who doesn't deserve to be pushed towards retirement. But she's also only one person, and she isn't more important than civil rights for LGBTQ people, reproductive freedom, etc etc.

I'm no utilitarian, but I don't understand elevating one person's career autonomy above the needs of so so so many other people. Basically, SC justices have far too much power, which isn't her fault of course, but can't we recognize that as a fact and respond accordingly?

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link

There’s no way to expand the court rather than forcing a woman out of her job? Is that right?

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link

Are there conservative justices who are older and also have chronic conditions?

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link

I think the point is that those guys wouldn’t resign, so Sotomayor has to take one for the team. Cos that’s reasonable.

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:14 (one year ago) link

Thomas has congenital fascism.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:14 (one year ago) link

There’s no way to expand the court rather than forcing a woman out of her job? Is that right?

― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac)

No. It would shock me if Biden didn't replace Sotomayor with a woman.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link

Better hope she’s 100% healthy and stays that way!

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link

How many others would a mandatory retirement age of hypothetically 75 (regardless of preexisting conditions) disqualify?

youn, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link

I understand these objections, but are you all not worried about the prospect of a GOP president in 2024 getting to replace Sotomayor? I'm just going by recent history here.

I'm court-packing-curious, but that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon for a variety of reasons; all three liberal justices are women so there isn't a male option to suggest; and yeah sorry "our team" has no sway over the other six fascists, I don't know what to say about that. obviously I would strongly prefer if they all died in a series of increasingly embarrassing scenarios and Sotomayor could do whatever she wants

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link

btw I was saying in 2020-2021 that Breyer better get off the Court too.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link

I feel like if you get a GOP President in 2024 the court will be the least of your concerns.

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link

Thankfully the only people expressing the frankly batshit opinion that Sotomayor should stand aside are here in this thread, and are men. COINKEYDINKEY?

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link

Fetterman's campaign manager weighs in:

Good morning! If you were an “unnamed Democrat” who wet the bed to the press after the debate, I hope you stub your toe on the corner of your bed frame this morning, spill coffee on your shirt and then lock your keys in your car. But mostly, I hope you know you’re a fucking loser

— Brendan McPhillips (@BrendanMcP) November 9, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

It's not "frankly bat shit." Ginsberg should've left the Court in 2013 when Obama won reelection and we still had the Senate. It's not bat shit when the president quite likely nominates a woman to replace her.

I feel like if you get a GOP President in 2024 the court will be the least of your concerns.

― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac)

We're not there yet, therefore I/we have other worries.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

I think filibustering is wrong plain and simple.
Are lifetime appointments wrong or right for Supreme Court Justices?
Should there be a mandatory retirement age across all branches of government?
Should those who have been elected to serve be gently encouraged or know when to retire, or should there be mechanisms to do this with less fuss?

youn, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

right back at u. brendan.

i wrote a quick "i didn't view this thread yesterday, or any info media, because too much for me." i clear-cleared it because not interesting or useful.

that's a weird "thx for sharing," i guess.

i want good things to be done. pissed off this is probly not that, at all. but for now FUCK YOU, ABYSS!

another time i'll try to share in scotus thoughts. i need to breathe a minute.

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

I would absolutely be in favor of term limits on justices

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

Brendan is a king among weasels

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link

I would absolutely be in favor of term limits on justices

― Muad'Doob (Moodles),

Hear, hear.

Justices have been gently and not so gently encouraged to retire since the 19th century.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link

I was bummed about moving back to michigan in 2017 but elections since then have been reassuring me a bit - the top three insaniacs got beat, abortion and voting rights won, my district that flipped in 2020 and was subsequently redrawn to be more R friendly stayed, the republicans appear to have lost control of the state legislature, the guy who primaried peter meijer for voting for impeachment lost, and my neighbor who ran for school board because a total nutjob entered the race won and that guy lost.

joygoat, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

Ginsberg was also much older than Sotomayor, so you’re comparing apples and oranges, and before we know the outcome of all the races. That’s really dumb.

The UK had a PM with Type 1 diabetes and that did not affect her day to day in the job.

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

I'd also endorse an age limit on presidents.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link

(or appointed)

youn, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link

Ginsberg was also much older than Sotomayor, so you’re comparing apples and oranges, and before we know the outcome of all the races. That’s really dumb.

The UK had a PM with Type 1 diabetes and that did not affect her day to day in the job.

― put a VONC on it (suzy)

Fair. Ginsberg had cancer in 2013. I'm just scarred by the last six years of Court watching. Kennedy retires just in time for the midterms and gets his protege nominated, Barrett gets nominated a month before the election as an Earth-3 version of Ginsberg -- hell, it wouldn't have shocked if Scalia knew McConnell would never allow Obama to fill his seat.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link

was Rudy Giuliani trying to turn PA into the hotbed of electoral corruption the thing that made Fetterman a household name? Google Trends seems to suggest so

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

It just occurred to me that David Souter (Sotomayor's predecessor) is still alive and not that old (83). He retired at 69 reportedly because he didn't like D.C.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link

I look forward to many more elections of outside money ratfuckers trying to primary "vulnerable" radical Illhan Omar having to watch her cruise to general election victory 75-25

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

I'd also endorse an age limit on presidents.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink

So who would you have run against Trump a couple of years ago?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

My mom.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link

She voted for Trump right?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

Some talk about why Sinema didn't lift a finger to help out any AZ Democrats this election. Either she's so unpopular that no candidate wanted to be seen with her or she was trying to distance herself from anticipated losses, or she's thinking of switching parties.

I mean the real reason is probably that she's taking a pickling class but you know

Stop the steal type republicans taking the biggest losses here by looks of it?

anvil, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

getting back some of these state legislatures (or wresting partial control away) in various states is a thing that's bringing me joy.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

as that's one area where we've struggled, no doubt in large part due to unchecked gerrymandering held in place by conservative state Supreme Courts

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link

👏 👏 👏

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link

looks like Rs really did flood the zone with bad polls which convinced the morons at FOX that guys like Dr. Oz really were gonna win. curious how 538 reacts to this given they still have Trafalgar as an A- and they wound up missing several races by double digits

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

I was firmly convinced Oz had it

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

Indulge me in a little fan fiction: What if Bill Clinton's first act as president was introducing a bipartisan SCOTUS term limits act that limited each new justice to 18 years but allowed sitting justices to serve as long as they like?

Assuming the sitting justices would retire on the same schedule as they actually did, nothing would really change in the composition of the court until Obama took office. That's when it would get interesting. Obama would appoint Sotomayor and Kagan as usual, and then in 2011-12 (with a Democratic majority in the Senate) he would have an opportunity to replace both Ginsburg and Breyer with new liberal justices.

This wouldn't alter the 5-4 conservative majority. However, because no new justices were appointed between 1999 and 2003, Trump would not have an opportunity to replace anyone. Ginsburg would die in 2020, but it wouldn't matter because she would've already been retired for nine years.

Finally, in 2023, John Roberts would be obligated to retire, and Biden would be able to appoint a new chief justice (hopefully, the Democrats could hold onto the Senate in the 2022 midterms!). This would produce a new 5-4 liberal majority, which Biden could possibly expand to 6-3 in 2024 with the retirement of Alito.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

jaymc, that's hotter than Brokeback slash fiction.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

xp Wait, I think I forgot to factor in the death of Scalia.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link

I mean, that could really go either way, depending on whether Mitch McConnell still plays hardball in 2016. But even if Trump got to appoint Gorsuch in 2017, it would still put the liberals in a better position now.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link

hotter than Brokeback slash fiction

Wait, what would slash fic bring to to the BM universe? An Anne Hathaway cosplay 3some?

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

lol remember people wetting their diapers about this Dem strategy

And with this race call, every single Republican who won their primary with help from Democratic meddling has lost in the general election. https://t.co/jwu7diAq1N

— Kevin Robillard 🇺🇸 (@Robillard) November 9, 2022

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I'm still wetting my pants about it because it opens a really stupid can of worms that I can easily see the GOP taking advantage of.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

Stop the steal type republicans taking the biggest losses here by looks of it?

― anvil, Wednesday, November 9, 2022 9:05 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yea I mean we've had three big elections since 2016 and it seems pretty clear that the Trumpy/fascist shit just doesn't work anymore. given inflation/gas prices/Biden's general unpopularity this should've been like a +50 seat pickup for Republicans and instead they're faceplanting because they decided to go full bore on relitigating 2020 and whining about trans people. also glad that the Never Trump Republican that the Ds ran in Florida totally ate shit because they need to get that dumb fucking idea out of their head for good. I mean they weren't beating DeSantis anyway but this might actually convince him to go for it in the general which would be pretty hilarious

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

what can of worms would that be xpost

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

I mean, that could really go either way, depending on whether Mitch McConnell still plays hardball in 2016. But even if Trump got to appoint Gorsuch in 2017, it would still put the liberals in a better position now.

Sorry, I'm dumb. If McConnell sits on the Garland nomination and Trump appoints Gorsuch, then everything still plays out as planned because the conservatives keep a 5-4 majority. And Trump would obviously still be able to appoint Kavanaugh in 2018 to replace Kennedy. The main thing that changes is that Ginsburg's death in 2020 doesn't matter, so Biden comes into office with the ability to change it to a liberal majority in 2023.

jaymc, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link

Their help = "How about not voting for this extremist asshole?" And the GOP took the bait.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link

I was firmly convinced Oz had it

Genuinely curious why. To me, "stridently local guy with existing power base and strong populist appeal" beats "smirking TV asshole from out of state" 1000 times out of 100. Was it just fatalism that made you think Oz was gonna win — a general "we suck, we're gonna lose" mindset? Because to me his candidacy was 100% a media creation.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link

it's gonna be wild to see half the maga types pull for Desantis and the culties go toward Trump

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link

only because of the polls in days leading up. it seemed like momentum was shifting. definitely not anything OZ did to earn it.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link

If DeSantis wins the nomination (more fan fiction), Trump will absolutely go third party.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

as a caretaker of a disabled stroke victim, Oz losing meant twice as much to me, esp since he fucking used the stroke as a point of attack.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

I'm relieved Fetterman won. I found the responses to the debate completely disgusting, and it caused a lot of worry when this led to polls narrowing.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

I don't think there's any way DeSantis wins the nomination. He doesn't have anything like the cult of personality that Trunp does. He's got the personality of a gym teacher/used car salesman

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

xp

DeSantis's national appeal will be shockingly (to, you know, political journalists and other idiots) low. He won't be as bad a national candidate as Giuliani (or Biden the first few times he ran), but a lot of people in states not named Florida are gonna respond to him with real disgust.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link

Their help = "How about not voting for this extremist asshole?" And the GOP took the bait.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 3:26 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yep. 100%

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link

lol remember people wetting their diapers about this Dem strategy

My diaper was wet due to moral reasons more than strategic, but I'll admit I was wrong to worry about it backfiring.

But on the moral front, billionaires being able to purchase their opponents is bad not good imo:

Illinois Gov. J.B. Prtizker, a billionaire businessman, was the first to deploy the strategy, pouring tens of millions of dollars of his own money into the Democratic Governors’ Association, which aired ads boosting ultra-conservative state Sen. Darren Bailey in the primary. As of midnight on Tuesday, Prtizker was winning his race by roughly 14 percentage points.

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

The sooner you realize morals are out the window with this country the better off we will be.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link

I don't think there's any way DeSantis wins the nomination. He doesn't have anything like the cult of personality that Trunp does. He's got the personality of a gym teacher/used car salesman

― a (waterface)

or private school teacher hanging out at student parties.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link

on the moral front

Who's talking about morality? We're talking politics (and in that case, Illinois politics, so double LOL).

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link

i mean

John Gibbs got washed in #MI03, the seat the DCCC took endless heat over after it helped him beat Peter Meijer in the primary. 13-point defeat in a seat Biden only won by 8.5 points. https://t.co/nGJA8xohlz

— David Weigel (@daveweigel) November 9, 2022

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link

hahaha yeah that fits too, the private school teacher thing. I feel like a lot of people have had teachers like him and most people HATE teachers like him

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

The great lesson from Fetterman’s win is no matter what challenges you face, no matter how hard it’ll take to recover, cyberbullying the shit out of your enemies works

— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) November 9, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link

Pritzker's victory speech was interesting

mh, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

Not sure why people think conservatives nationwide won't embrace DeSantis? Like both Bush Jr and Trump before their candidacies were sorry sacks of dumb shit. The GOP + the press will spackle DeSantis with the same crumbly electability, and it'll take way less work.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

Apparently Pritzker made an astonishingly inspiring speech at his victory party, a speech you might almost call "presidential."

xp mh!!!!!

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

Glad Evers won in WI but feeling pretty gutted about that demon Ron Johnson likely winning as well

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

Not sure why people think conservatives nationwide won't embrace DeSantis? Like both Bush Jr and Trump before their candidacies were sorry sacks of dumb shit.

He has none of those guys' strange un-charm.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

only because of the polls in days leading up. it seemed like momentum was shifting. definitely not anything OZ did to earn it.

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 9:27 AM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yea I think it's gonna become clear in the coming days that those polls were planted by GOP operatives

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

Not sure why people think conservatives nationwide won't embrace DeSantis? Like both Bush Jr and Trump before their candidacies were sorry sacks of dumb shit. The GOP + the press will spackle DeSantis with the same crumbly electability, and it'll take way less work.

It'll depend entirely on how gerrymandered the Electoral College is, but if DeSantis is the nominee his popular vote numbers will be fucking dismal. Yes, "conservatives" (gun-polishing knuckle-walkers waving Confederate flags) will be all in, but normal people will recoil en masse. Because remember, Trump wasn't fascist at first — he was showbiz. DeSantis is just an old-school Southern fascist goon. He's George Wallace.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

He has none of those guys' strange un-charm.

For sure--there have been some profiles done on him recently (one in the New Yorker maybe) and dude has the charisma of a bowl of applesauce

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

Also: DeSantis has never faced opposition in his life. He won his district easily as a congressman. We have no serious Democratic opposition in Florida. He redrew the districts after the state GOP and state Dems reached a good faith deal. Imagine this guy with a divided legislature.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

some highlights from Pritzker’s speech in this thread, but I’m laughing at this line

Pritzker: "...Our values are under siege. But they are worth fighting for, and I will not let our challenges crush the spirit that I've always brought to this job. Facing this moment requires that every happy warrior find a little bit of a nomadic warrior in them, as well. ...

— Kelly Bauer (@BauerJournalism) November 9, 2022

mh, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link

lol remember people wetting their diapers about this Dem strategy

And with this race call, every single Republican who won their primary with help from Democratic meddling has lost in the general election. https://t.co/jwu7diAq1N
— Kevin Robillard 🇺🇸 (@Robillard) November 9, 2022
― a (waterface), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 9:19 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe it was a good strategy after all. i mean who knows more about how to lose a general election

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link

after Bush II and trump, i don't know why anyone thinks the repubs could find anyone to lead them who isn't truly unelectable.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link

I am not online enough to know what this is but apparently there's been people calling themselves "Nomads for Pritzker" for a while now??

https://twitter.com/Nomads4Pritzker?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link

a circus animal last night somehow made it onto the floor of a county's election headquarters and disrupted the vote-counting.

an aggrieved GOP voter screamed "STOP THE SEAL!"

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

I've always liked Pritzker, one of those politicians that ran on a certain platform and, go figure, afaict did everything he promised to do, or at least tried. And when covid came up, handled it with calm and actual leadership, and not in a dickhead way like Lightfoot (or, hey, Desantis) did. I remember when Pritzker was running for governor, I was talking with a really progressive candidate for local office around here and she was complaining about him having toilets removed from his mansion to reduce his taxes or something, and I remember telling her, who gives a shit? He's worth $3 billion, of course he's going to do some rich people shit, which has nothing to do with his politics and positions, which are good.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

Herschel Walker could have been the first Senator traded to another state for 5-6 other Senators

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

Boebert still hanging in there?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link

Kentucky rejected the amendment to negate abortion rights, official

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link

that is excellent news! as are the results in VT, MI, and CA

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

Good. Them and Michigan and ... Montana? Almost Montana? I'm surprised there was not a (more) extreme law on the ballot in Florida, unless there was and I missed it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

It'll depend entirely on how gerrymandered the Electoral College is

Chris L, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

Obviously, we don't know yet what the House is going to look like. But if the Republicans end up with control by seven seats or fewer, it seems like we ought to talk about how #SCOTUS's orders in the Alabama and Louisiana cases helped to make that happen:https://t.co/yRyWngZnOV

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 9, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link

RE: DeSantis I believe the stuff upthread about him having no charisma, but I feel stuff like keeping the beaches open during a pandemic and flying immigrants to Martha's Vineyard *is* a malevolent cult-of-personality thing that he has that other GOP hopefuls don't. Shitty base loves shitty behavior. I don't know that that could translate to success in a national election, but then I never thought Trump could win.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link

But I'm deferring to Alfred's wisdom on this one.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link

There are conservatives in Florida that outright love him. I've seen DeSantis hats in the wild

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link

I didn't think Trump would win but I understand his appeal to dirtbags. I understand DeSantis' appeal too.

I have no wisdom when the Florida Democratic Party set out to lose these elections.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link

A couple of local races that are important to me are leaning red at the moment, and there are enough mail-in and provisional ballots to potentially swing them, but apparently our Board of Elections won't even start counting mail-ins and provisionals until Thursday. :/

peace, man, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link

Crist needs to be locked in a basement for four years. Sodded two important elections for us now

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link

I know I live in a very blue city in a solidly blue state, so it's not necessarily indicative of things elsewhere, but I was frankly stunned by the turnout here. I waited in line nearly a full hour, which is very significantly longer than I've ever had to wait in the 15 years I've lived here.

On the hyper local level, glad our City voted for ranked choice local elections for primaries and runoffs starting in 2025!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link

I'm not a highly paid political consultant, but I could have told Florida Democrats that running Charlie Crist against DeSantis would not end well at all.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

I'm so proud I asked him a rude question in May 2021 after he showed up to our meeting in a park wearing a full suit.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link

man that Pritziker speech is really something

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link

exp the issue in Iowa was that the state party leadership is stuck on some idea of what a "good candidate" for governor would be and I don't think a lot of people have a coherent vision of what that'd be, nor would they recognize one

it's completely possible that name recognition can build by running for different elected positions or by trying again, but it just doesn't seem to be working. it looks like Stacey Abrams got less of the vote than her last run in Georgia

mh, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link

sorry, that was meant to be an xxxxxxpost

mh, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link

seems like the new normal is the Republican base will never, ever vote for a Democrat for elected office but are happy to vote for very liberal policies via referendum

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:10 (one year ago) link

that's how Cubans think too

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that JB speech was great.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link

Roll this man at the 2024 GOP field like a bowling ball pic.twitter.com/XP3WM5Fd9M

— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) June 27, 2022

i would go to war for this billionaire

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link

Yep, this is happening. Lauren Boebert is going down in #CO03. Massive upset by @AdamForColorado, a major defeat for the MAGA movement and a pretty big win for basic common sense and constituent services -- h/t @GalenMetzger1 and @Thorongil16 for tracking this and calling it.

— Lakshya Jain (@lxeagle17) November 9, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

Yessssssssssssss

realistic pillow (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link

seen a few people point out that the GOP majority will likely depend on cuomo ratfucking redistricting in NY. on the other hand, one would hope those new NY reps will be reluctant to e.g. impeach for the lols.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

the GOP in colorado (not just boebert) absolutely ate shit. extremely gratifying.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

It's fascinating and depressing to see how Colorado, once reliably red, has blued up.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

....while Florida, well.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

Colorado is walking so Arizona can run maybe

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

Minnesota's results are still close enough that I'd still call it a "swing state," but man, GOP just can't win statewide races here for shit

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

extremely good

Colorado has eliminated means-testing on the free school lunch program. Let’s gooooo! https://t.co/tOllyDX2SO

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) November 9, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

In terms of electoral power, Colorado Republicans were already at their post-WW2 low point — then took a drubbing tonight. Losing races they planned to win, getting demolished in some supposed toss-ups.

Honestly don’t know where they go from here.

— Alex Burness (@alex_burness) November 9, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

has anybody reliable actually called the race for Frisch over Boebert? that tweet is all I've seen.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

no

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

no

I was stoking enthusiasm

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

Gotcha.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

looks like warnock/walker is almost certainly going to a runoff, and, if AZ and NV are split, it would decide the senate majority. reasons for optimism: it's a month away (Dec 6), additional national attention and being required to talk on camera does not help walker, and trump is probably going to announce in the interim

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

would be in favor of letting him back on Twitter today and today only

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

The Boebert news made my month.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link

the enthusiasm has been stoked! but it's not official yet :-o

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

when is Trump not livid and screaming

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

Is anyone maintaining a list of election deniers who are denying losing this election?

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

no because I am denying lists exist

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

in the future, when he will no longer exist. the amount of time in the universe without him will be infinitely more than the years that included him
xp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

two can play this game!

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

i'm heartened by the losses of some of the more prominent election deniers (mastriano, the AZ crew). a big one definitely just got elected here in missouri, though, and it wasn't particularly close. eric schmitt, who is a real....a real piece of...there's something, hold on, a reaaaaaaaal pieeeece of something, i can't think of what it is right now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

— wint (@dril) September 26, 2011

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

he reminds me of Scott Pruitt, another attorney general who made it to the big time. Scott Pruitt and Eric Schmitt, who are two pieces of gigantic overwhelmingly putrid and flagrantly foul...something

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

While we're riding on vibes...

Simple answer based on how everything is going at the moment suggests Democrats hold the House. Wouldn’t be too surprised. It’s going to take a while before there are enough official calls to indicate that, but the trend seems clear.

— Harrison Lavelle (@HWLavelleMaps) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

"How could you look at these results tonight and conclude Trump has any chance of winning a national election in 2024?" Scott Jennings, a former advisor to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, said in an early Wednesday tweet.

heheheh

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

didn't Maloney lose in NY?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

Like a chump.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

the vibes, they're trending

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

anyone heard from the vodka breakfast over at Peggy Noonan's?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

lmao this is the best picture they could've picked

John Fetterman will officially be the next US Senator from Pennsylvania, defeating Dr. Oz (NBC) pic.twitter.com/ldHXm2Poud

— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

as a minnesotan a picture of a husky man wearing a hoodie and shorts in the snow deeply resonates.

could we even begin to dream of a trump independent run at the presidency?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

"Trump is indeed furious this morning, particularly about Mehmet Oz, and is blaming everyone who advised him to back Oz -- including his wife, describing it as not her best decision, according to people close to him," tweeted Haberman.

I also blame Melania

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link

bahahahahah eat shit

shot // chaser pic.twitter.com/lZDGuvcnfv

— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) November 9, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

Is anyone maintaining a list of election deniers who are denying losing this election?

i'm following here, but it's behind a paywall: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2022/election-deniers-midterms/

but here are some snippets and screenshots:

https://i.imgur.com/JvCPyfP.png

More than 160 election deniers on the ballot for the U.S. House, Senate and key statewide offices were projected to win their elections as of Wednesday morning. The majority of Republican nominees on the ballot Nov. 8 — 291 in all — had denied or questioned the outcome of the last presidential election, according to a Washington Post analysis. More than 85 were projected to lose so far. About three dozen races remained uncalled as vote counting continued.

Candidates who have challenged or refused to accept President Biden’s victory — 51 percent of the 569 analyzed by The Washington Post — ran in every region of the country and in nearly every state. Republican voters in two states nominated election deniers in all federal and statewide races The Post examined.

At least 143 GOP election deniers running for the U.S. House won their races as of Wednesday morning, ticking past the 139 House Republicans who objected to the counting of electoral votes on Jan. 6, 2021.

Most of the election deniers nominated have won: Of the nearly 300 on the ballot, 171 were running where the GOP was favored. Another 46 appeared on the ballot in contests thought to be competitive, to mixed result.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

oops, forgot the little infographic for that last part:

https://i.imgur.com/5jOMBWY.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link

That about tracks, honestly.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link

Is anyone maintaining a list of election deniers who are denying losing this election?

shoot, sorry eric h, i'm rereading what you said and realizing you were asking about something completely different.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

Oof

I hope your family never gets killed like the way my child did. @GregAbbott_TX

— Kimberly Garcia (@kim_amerie) November 9, 2022

Oregon wtf?… https://t.co/cZvprVGR4h

— Mikey (@mikeyisbrown) November 9, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link

Sounds about right for Oregon

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

it's cut off on that tweet but Louisiana rejected it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

The Louisiana one was worded in a totally confusing manner. Intentionally, I would imagine.

circa1916, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link

"Would you be interested in not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not bringing slavery not back?"

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

I don't know the full story but the Louisiana amendment is bizarre - it seems like it actually would have made slavery more legal

Louisiana is the only state so far to have its proposed amendment draw organized opposition, over concerns that the replacement language may make matters worse. Even one of its original sponsors has second thoughts — Democratic Rep. Edmond Jordan told The Times-Picayune/The New Orleans Advocate last week that he’s urging voters to reject it.

The nonprofit Council for a Better Louisiana warned that the wording could technically permit slavery again, as well as continue involuntary servitude.

Louisiana’s Constitution now says: “Slavery and involuntary servitude are prohibited, except in the latter case as punishment for a crime.” The amendment would change that to: “Slavery and involuntary servitude are prohibited, (but this) does not apply to the otherwise lawful administration of criminal justice.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/united-states-election-2022-slavery_n_6351988be4b03e8038dcd61f

jmm, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

"In the latter case"?

Louisiana is just fuckin' weird.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

Never mind, I read that wrong. I'm fuckin' weird.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

I read this headline wrong at first...

https://i.imgur.com/5jOMBWY.png

...OR DID I????

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

That's a lot of competitive farts in the waiting

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

xxpost - reading that proposed wording change in Louisiana makes me wonder how it was worded in other states, particularly Alabama and Tennessee...

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link

so we're still waiting for beepbort and lake, as far as the loon squad goes?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

I haven't seen the latest from Nevada

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

Based on NYT, looks like the bulk of the Boebert race votes yet to be counted are in blue-leaning Pueblo county, so

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link

Sounds about right for Oregon

Looking at the breakdown of this vote county by county on the Oregon Secretary of State's official election results site, it passed overwhelmingly wherever there are cities of even modest size, but was being rejected by large margins in the extremely rural counties. The opponents raised the alarm that it might require inmates who work to be paid **gasp** minimum wage! This argument flew very well in the Trumpiest parts of the state. smdh

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

the minimum wage argument was used by Newsom and some CA Dems to defeat a similar proposal

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

When you're used to paying migrant labor sub-minimum wage I can see where it would be natural to balk at the idea that convicted criminals deserve to be paid like humans.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

as weird as Oregon can be, I am impressed the gun control measure (barely) passed

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

Do we want trump to run or not?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

Absolutely not. There is always a chance he could win.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

Third party? Yes

bible fumes (stevie), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

I don't want him to run, I want him to fuckin' die.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

Maine is blue - my blue bayou

Can't believe Herschell Walker is even in the running but that's America I guess

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link

Unsolicited advice for R's, but I think Trump should absolutely hit the trail HARD in Georgia for that Senate runoff. Basically camp out down there, try to really drive every news cycle.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 9, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link

I don't want him to run, I want him to fuckin' die.

also this

bible fumes (stevie), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link

xp haha, yes, let's repeat that 2020 magic.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

Trump running and ruining everyone who dares to stand against him then dying the night of the GOP Convention could be the best case scenario for 2024.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

^ when you dream, you dream big

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link

bigly

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link

and then dying at the most hilarious possible time

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link

I think 'DeSanctimonius' is kinda weak especially since his fans don't know what sanctimonious means

Has to come up with a nastier nickname, maybe Ron the Prawn or something

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

a lot of the pundits don't wanna admit this but maybe, just maybe, Trumpism is a losing strategy which only succeeded in 2016 thanks to the Dems running their least popular candidate ever AND Comey putting his thumb on the scale 10 days before the election AND electoral college magic where the loser is actually the winner, because whatever political gravity the GOP has due to economic or incumbent factors sure as hell seems to get wiped out now when the actual elections take place. in fact I am starting to think that yelling about litter boxes in schools may actually turn voters off more than listing pronouns in your bio

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

"Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly."

Lao Tzu

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link

It seems to me like Trump accomplished nothing he wanted to and botched the COVID response horribly - got impeached twice, encouraged a coup, tried to bully officials to say he won the election... I don't know if its a losing strategy but it is certainly a crappy one

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link

xposts Surprised he doesn't call him "Rhonda Santis"

if he gives him a nickname it's gonna be something stupid that also makes zero sense like "River Rat Ron"

frogbs, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

DiLooooooooser

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link

Di Sanpro

put a VONC on it (suzy), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link

DeSanchez

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link

Rhonda is good

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

"Rhonda Santa Claws spelled like the sharp things cats scratch you with"

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link

"Very mean animals, those cats, very bad"

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:45 (one year ago) link

DiCrappedhispants

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link

we love Florida don't we folks? But we don't like Rhonda do we? That's what I call him. He looks like a Rhonda doesn't he? From what I hear he's not a nice guy.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link

Wrong DeSantis

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

The last line of this tweet made me laugh.

You just have to look at the freakazoids who work for Tucker Carlson or hang out around Stephen Miller to see that "better educated" & "more urban" young Republicans, precisely because they live in liberal milieu are the most extreme reactionaries. Read some fucking Lovecraft!

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 9, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

Ron Jon silver. Da do Ron Ron. Ron Way Street. there are so many potential dumb nicknames. they don't have to make sense at all. Little Ron. stumpy Ron.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

Doo Doo Run Run

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:04 (one year ago) link

haircut Ron

a (waterface), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:04 (one year ago) link

woohoo!

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

fingers crossed for AZ gov - it's been tightening up in a bad way

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

Wrong DeSantis

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 2:59 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Genuine lol

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

xposts Surprised he doesn't call him "Rhonda Santis"

― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Wednesday

genuine lol!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

I've seen "Rhonda Santis" as a trending topic on Twitter already. If he started doing that it would stick for sure.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link

rot in hell, Phil Knight

― sleeve, Wednesday, November 9, 2022 4:06 PM (forty minutes ago)

I endorse this message

rob, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link

Just got my first post-general election email appeal from Warnock - expecting 16,000 more in the next month

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

I've got two from him already today!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:12 (one year ago) link

Every email I get is

'crying'
'Amazing news'
'Terrible news'
'Neanderthal, you ain't done shit'
'Proud of Neanderthal'
'The world is ending, $5 could change that'
'Devastated'
'Exhilarated'
'Horny'
'Let me explain'

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link

James Carville: "Andy, you are my shit-list, big time."

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

*ON*

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

this guy wants him to run

Biden’s reaction to hearing Trump’s movement being described as politically strong pic.twitter.com/WzqUKinM5b

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 9, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link

Ron Jon silver. Da do Ron Ron. Ron Way Street. there are so many potential dumb nicknames. they don't have to make sense at all. Little Ron. stumpy Ron.

…Da Doo-Doo Ron

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link

Wrong Way Rhonda is still blabbing about 'The Woke' - I guess it worked for him so he's gonna keep at it

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

Gonna say it: maybe changing the asshole’s name to a female version of the name isn’t the best strategy, iykwim. I know it’s just stupid but really, we have to do better than associate weakness and stupidity with women.

Plus Rhonda is a kickass name, don’t let anyone tell you differently.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:10 (one year ago) link

Gonna say it: maybe changing the asshole’s name to a female version of the name isn’t the best strategy, iykwim. I know it’s just stupid but really, we have to do better than associate weakness and stupidity with women.

Who is this "we"? I'm not gonna language police the Trump chuds. Whatever acts of fratricide and cannibalism they get up to are their own business.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

I know you don’t like me, but people are doing it in this thread.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

Only one so far. If it becomes a thing here, I'll stand with you and say folks should cut that bullshit out. But I have different standards of behavior for myself and for the knuckle-walkers. I want them to savage each other in as unappealing-to-normal-humans a manner as possible.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link

yes, was just extended riffage on Trumpy possible nicknames

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link

fwiw i agree with you unperson, felt like the riffage was more extensive than y’all did, but it’s chill obviously.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link

it doesn't get much closer than this

https://i.imgur.com/Jv22fJm.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link

yikes

sleeve, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link

I need you to find me 62 votes

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link

in an unfortunate turn of events for Adam Frisch, under Colorado law any election within 0.01% must be decided by a gunfight at high noon

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:11 (one year ago) link

Wow the Boebert and Lake faces are super close

frogbs, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:11 (one year ago) link

stirking imagery

nashwan, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BrF6ohR.jpg

sleeve, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link

for some reason this infographic is kind of cracking me up

https://i.imgur.com/IeF4qwD.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

^^^ amazing

sleeve, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link

looks like there will be an automatic recount of the Frisch / Boebert race, unless one of them widens their lead

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

I need to see an infographic of the infographic trends! at what points in the day yesterday were influencers promoting and retweeting infographics? How far up our own asses can we go??!

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:30 (one year ago) link

xxp lol sleeve

am afraid with late votes Kari Lake might end up being Arizona's next governor, ugh

Dan S, Thursday, 10 November 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link

Heh

#PASen Republican Dr Oz raised another $5.5M in the first 19 days of October, including $1.5M in candidate loans.

Adding in the $4 million more he's loaned his campaign in the last few days, he's now put ~$26.8 million of his own money into his campaign.https://t.co/mBDqrfX6Pj pic.twitter.com/ftK77CAZGn

— Rob Pyers (@rpyers) October 27, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link

He’ll make it back shilling potions and powders on Fox News.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 November 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link

“The former governor stacked New York’s highest court with conservatives who hijacked the state’s redistricting process”
Andrew Cuomo

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/11/2022-midterms-new-york-republicans-cuomo-maloney.html

curmudgeon, Thursday, 10 November 2022 05:11 (one year ago) link

Also hurting Dems in the house was Supreme Court gerrymandering decision

If Republicans win control of the House of Representatives by current projections, their victory can be attributed to the Supreme Court's 5–4 order in February suspending the Voting Rights Act's ban on racial gerrymandering. https://t.co/lZ2QVWw3k5

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) November 9, 2022

curmudgeon, Thursday, 10 November 2022 05:41 (one year ago) link

Some House Republicans, like Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., are "just as happy with a slim majority" because it would benefit them, Politico reported.

"I mean, look at what Joe Manchin has done in the Senate as the one deciding vote, right? I would love for the Massie caucus to be relevant. If there's a one seat majority, my caucus has one person. It's me. So I can decide whether a bill passes or not," Massie told the outlet. "I'd be the wrong guy if you're trying to find somebody who's heartbroken that we don't have a 40-seat majority."

Far-right extremists like Greene and Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., both of whom have spoken at white nationalist conferences, would have more sway in a tight GOP House.

earlnash, Thursday, 10 November 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link

What a bunch of fxxks.

earlnash, Thursday, 10 November 2022 06:17 (one year ago) link

Fuckin dummy, Manchin had more sway because Dems had both chambers so he could threaten to kill something that would otherwise pass both chambers.

If Dems retain Senate, most Republican bills that pass the House are DOA in the Senate anyway, so why would they bother to appease you when it's dead without your objection anyway.

(Yes I'm aware Senate isn't guaranteed as of yet, but...just sayin)

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

Thinking with his glock

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 06:22 (one year ago) link

If only there were a bill currently sitting in the Democratic-controlled Senate that would all but automatically award the Democrats one more House member https://t.co/AchYHqNFuE

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 9, 2022

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 November 2022 09:12 (one year ago) link

So Boebert is still down by around ... 60 votes?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link

Supposedly the certainty some forecasters had about her losing was based on misinformation about how many ballots were still outstanding in one of the counties that was later corrected.

Wasserman got cranky last night

FWIW, anyone who’s proclaimed they’ve seen enough in #CO03 doesn’t know how to interpret election data.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 10, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:34 (one year ago) link

After last night's NV mail ballot trend, excellent chance now that Dems will have 50 Senate seats/control in hand heading into the GA runoff.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 10, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

If that's true, then Georgia Republicans have even less reason to come out; they'll be demoralized.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link

Assuming Mark Kelly's lead holds.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

Wasserman seems pretty confident that it will

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

Based on where the remaining votes to be counted remain

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

If that's true, then Georgia Republicans have even less reason to come out; they'll be demoralized.

I always wonder about this, about what will deaden the vote more - the idea that your side are gonna lose anyway, or the myth that they're so far ahead you can peace out on voting and someone else will have done the work for you.

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2022 14:07 (one year ago) link

Whether he wins the nomination or not DeSantis has already won the hearts and minds of Richard Littlecock and other UK right wing wankers/pundits.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11409775/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-stunning-victory-Florida-Ron-DeSantis-Americas-best-hope.html

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link

Murdoch's fully rejecting Trump, too.

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

I think Murdoch et al may be hurting DeSantis going all-in so early. Trump's injected too much paranoia into the party for that to work.

Chris L, Thursday, 10 November 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

I don't think they are going to be able to separate from Trump very easily, but I'm looking forward to much hilarity as they try

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 10 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

Maybe Murdoch won't live to see the day

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link

I mean, if we're all giddy with optimism at the moment...

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link

Well, it's likely he'll at least outlive Twitter

Chris L, Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

The thing that worries me about a DeSantis run is he's the perfect storm evolution of Trump. He has little of DJT's ineptitude, he has been able to fire people who won't play ball and install key loyalists at key positions without the drama that derailed Trump.

He also won over a lot of dumb independents by playing to "freedom", how he refused to lock us down/mandate masks/etc while other states were still doing so

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:03 (one year ago) link

He will definitely try to appear to be the "competent fascist" we've been warned will come down the pike after Trump, even though that's all a media-enabled illusion.

Trouble is, for many of the Trump die-hards who go to the rallies, who didn't previously vote, it seemed like he was the most colorful thing to enter into their lives in some time, in addition to finally have candidate bullying and hateful enough for their liking. Trump will have to re-create or DeSantis will have to find a way to create that sort of excitement.

Chris L, Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

What was DeSantis's main talking point yesterday? That he won as a rebuke to "woke." He is very much attempting to lean into the Trump qualities he can muster.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link

I’ve seen a lot of points like this which book down to: he’s weird and he’s not a national candidate. No idea if true.

the thing about desantis that i think is overlooked when discussing his national potential is that he is a genuine crank, and a humorless one at that pic.twitter.com/H0KxQn3Ecf

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) August 9, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

One of my Trumpiest local elected officials:

I’m thankful for what President Trump did for this country during his Presidency. However, 2 years of the below is not the path forward for victory in 2024.
The GOP does need a bold, decisive, proven, unifying conservative leader. That man is now @RonDeSantisFL. pic.twitter.com/DPFdrGVsNo

— Rep. Jason Zachary (@JasonZacharyTN) November 9, 2022

To which all I can say is *popcorn gif*

From the outside, DeSantis really looks like the villain in a straight-to-videocassette action movie.

pplains, Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

(Biden got 5.3 million in Florida, so... ?)

pplains, Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

Now that everyone sees the full extent to which Trump is a liability even when he's NOT on the ballot, the next couple months are going to be lots of new and unexpected fun for him

https://www.startribune.com/trump-urged-to-delay-2024-launch-after-gops-uneven-election/600223943/

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

Gonna say it: maybe changing the asshole’s name to a female version of the name isn’t the best strategy, iykwim. I know it’s just stupid but really, we have to do better than associate weakness and stupidity with women.

Plus Rhonda is a kickass name, don’t let anyone tell you differently.

― poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, November 9, 2022 11:10 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Thanks, tabes. I thought this yesterday as the "riff" was happening but my bar for much of what remains of ilx is already pretty low and anyway it was boring and not what I come to this thread for so I skated past and didn't say anything, but...thank you.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link

I apologize for climbing aboard with a lame riff on the Rhonda trend. Thank you for the gut check

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

shouldn't it be said that in 2020, i got 1.1 million more votes in Florida than Ron D got this year?

i wonder if he realizes that in 2020 it was a presidential election and that this year is a midterm. i've heard there are differences in turnout!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

there's a multiplicative factors function somewhere to compare the two that's like "dirtbag and asshole appeal-charisma" x "competent bj provider to big money" that will be determinative in the primary xp

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

The way the rest of the activated around Dem policies and leadership in such an inspiring way and NY State was a wasteland of neglected competitive races and the NYSDC doing NOTHING is, I hope, going to bring A LOT OF SCRUTINY to how broken the party is here. Bring it the fuck on.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

*the rest of the country (YAY MICHIGAN!!)

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

Hangover from the Cuomo era ending in flames?

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

Hangover from the Cuomo era ending in flames?

Very much not JUST that, I'm not the most expert diagnostician but there's plenty of blame to share.

Spread among Cuomo's governing as a Republican and trying to annihilate anything to his left (the Working Families Party for ex), Eric Adams messaging NONSTOP about crime & appealing to the racism of white ethics in the mayoral race, Jay Jacobs the Dem state chair not lifting a finger or spending a single dollar in 2021 to support the good-governance ballot initiatives that would have expanded voting rights (Republicans spent big on a media campaign to defeat them btw WHICH SUCCEEDED), and Sean Patrick Maloney being so selfish and short-sighted that he shot down the career of rising star Mondaire Jones in order to supplant him in a re-districted senate district and then being so uninspiring that he lost his race, leaving Dems down a senate seat. Fuck.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

For more about why Jay Jacobs is terrible and should resign, see here: https://www.gothamgazette.com/130-opinion/10906-jay-jacobs-new-york-pro-democracy-movement

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link

DeSantis? More like De-Can't With This.

Every time I see something about DeSantis he is going all-in on "woke." He uses the word "woke" more than Smurfs use "smurf." But most people don't give a shit about "woke," and once he goes national and isn't protected by his people and is actually asked to define "woke" and shoots himself in the dick, he could be done.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

tbh two years to go but neither strikes me as a strong national candidate.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link

seems a little on the nose, even for him

Trump is on a tear over on Truth Social, saying all sorts of things this morning, attacking Fox and various news outlets and calling people various names. He does not like the coverage of the results, as it relates to him. One of the posts ends: "Remember, I am a stable genius."

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) November 10, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

So was Mr. Ed.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link

I might have chimed in on the Rhonda thing yesterday and I apologize.

a (waterface), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

Yeah do the GOP really think Trump will quietly accept Lil Ron being the new standard bearer? He’s not a party man who will accept a new leader “for the good of the party” (and I highly doubt DeSantis has what it takes to be a national figure) and his entire life is motivated by revenge against real and perceived personal slights.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

He will finally destroy the party like Lindsay predicted, and boy do they deserve it

bible fumes (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

However I do want see Trump run third party, this clearing the way for Biden’s decomposing corpse to sail to an historic landslide.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

re: DeSantis, he's a popular candidate within Florida, but we also spend a lot of times in swamps and watching people drive in circles for hours, so whoooooooo knows how well it would transfer to the national stage.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

major upset in Colorado District 8, Dem candidate won despite having less than 3% chance.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

And @laurenboebert just took the lead from @AdamForColorado by 386 votes as of 5 minutes ago.

First update of the day, more on their way as more votes are put in. @CBSNewsColorado pic.twitter.com/GdqU5lfSgA

— Spencer Wilson (@Spencer_WNews) November 10, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

You take the good you take the bad

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

"But most people don't give a shit about "woke,"

I don't know about this.

akm, Thursday, 10 November 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

I think they deeply care about 'woke' without having any idea what it means

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

something somethning about litter boxes in the classroom.. if I ain't fer it, I'm agin it!

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

^^^ was about to type the same. Even if they can't properly define it, it fuels their racist grievances.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

NYS background about how the state chair, currently the bad and hated Jay Jacobs, is elected by members of the State Democratic Committee, which is made up of District Leaders from every Assembly District in the state. These seats are filled by election during the primary ONLY, they don't go to the General. And if the party-backed candidates are running unopposed, they won't even appear on the ballot, they'll just be slotted into their seats without anyone ever actually voting for them.

So basically flip your District Leaders and we can flip the state leadership.

Ok! I see that you are now aware that the State Democratic Party (and its Chair, Jay Jacobs) are largely to blame for the Democrats doing so poorly in NY this year.

And now you want to do something about it!

Here's where to start. 🧵

— Brian P. Mangan (@brianpmangan) November 10, 2022

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

useful link for anyone with election brain worms (not a needle)

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/11/10/us/elections/results-house-seats-elections-congress.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

I think they deeply care about 'woke' without having any idea what it means

I saw a guy complaining about Star Trek Discovery's wokeness yesterday and in the same sentence acknowledged original Trek's legacy 'but this is different' - the actual 'wokeness' (representation, social issues dealt with via fiction) isn't even the objectionable part to a lot of them, it's just inchoate anger at and disdain for anything in the society/culture that seems to have passed them by.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

it's just inchoate anger at and disdain for anything in the society/culture that seems to have passed them by.

perfect example of that: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/nov/10/heckler-gets-life-ban-from-royal-opera-house-for-shouting-rubbish-at-child-actor

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

Words like 'woke' aren't evergreen so DeSantis will have to pivot at some point to the newest threat against cranky old codgers who want to live in a Norman Rockwell calendar

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

xp god that reminded me of this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnQGuyxB01o

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

I went to watch Gina Carano lift weights and yelled "Albatross!" over and over til she threw a dumbbell at me

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

Oh and Mike Lindell's at it again:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkuveTxuIfd/

(Claims Walz stole the MN gov. election from Jensen.)

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

#thingsiwishihaddone

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

Lindell's at it again:

he's never not at it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

re: DeSantis, he's a popular candidate within Florida, but we also spend a lot of times in swamps and watching people drive in circles for hours, so whoooooooo knows how well it would transfer to the national stage.

The rest of America's feelings about Florida (not good; cf. "Florida Man") are an underappreciated factor here, too. What plays well down there is likely to play very poorly elsewhere precisely because it plays well down there. It's sort of the mirror image of Rudy thinking he could be President because 9/11, while conveniently forgetting how much the rest of the country hates New York and all its leaders, regardless of party.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

^ ^ ^

DeSantis has less charm than a crusty (and you know why) gym sock stuffed under a racist mattress.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

Exit Neanderthal and Lord Soto, chased by a gator

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

xpost Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen a mattress that wasn't white. Or at least that wasn't supposed to be white.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

conveniently forgetting how much the rest of the country hates New York

Gavin Newsom is similarly deluded - just because people like Pixar & DisneyLand doesn't mean they want a Californian to be president

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

xpost I've seen grey mattresses recently - maybe at Ikea

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

Seen plenty of white sheets though.

pplains, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

Exit Neanderthal and Lord Soto, chased by a gator snapping at their rear ends

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

oh brutha

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link

He ain't gon git me

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link

Gavin Newsom is similarly deluded - just because people like Pixar & DisneyLand doesn't mean they want a Californian to be president

― Andy the Grasshopper

Not a Democratic one, anyway.

nickn, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

How do you know when a Floridian is confused?

Their mouth is moving

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

Newsom can't win the presidency, he won't even win the nomination, and this photograph is one reason why

Never forget that Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then-husband Gavin Newsom posed on a rug for a Harper's Bazaar story calling them "The New Kennedys." pic.twitter.com/0QxMdNv4Bw

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) August 25, 2020

akm, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

i'm not sure i agree with the argument that desantis wouldn't be accepted by conservatives nationwide. i have no idea what 60% of florida voters see in him, but florida's population is more diverse than most red states and they all seem to have loved what he stands for. pretty creepy, and sounds like something that people here in missouri will eagerly lap up. a strong majority of people here voted for these two guys on purpose
https://i.imgur.com/QeuURvb.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

Newsom would have to run in '24 or '28 against the K-Hive. Not happening.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link

based on his moves in state politics over the past 6-12 months, he thinks it is.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

I hope Whitmer runs. I like Pritzker too for a rich guy.

akm, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link

Polis also. Any of them are more electable than Newsom.

akm, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link

(I say that as someone who basically likes Newsom.)

akm, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

So kimberly guilfoyle was the new Jackie O, love it

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

Whoever runs needs to carry a hammer to all debates

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

banking on a desantis faceplant in a national election would seem to be a dangerous strategy, conservatives nationwide loved the guy's refusal to listen to the covid science and his pushback against that terrible wokeness thing. i don't *know* that he would win in a GE, i think trump as an agent of chaos is more likely to chum the water for a certain not-small segment of RW voters, and desantis as a sour-faced agent of GOP order is less appealing. i do think this midterm has made trump look weak tho.

omar little, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

i don't think desantis would faceplant, but i do think he'd have to fight trump the entire time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

i want this guy to run. he's 6'8". https://www.michigan.gov/whitmer/ltgov

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

He managed to get his Department of Health to recommend against mRNA vaccines for people 18-39 by demanding his surgeon general retrofit a study to say they caused heart disease.

That's a bit further along on the COVID denialism/anti-vax train and will appeal to those types of voters

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

never bet against an opponent that is significantly taller

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

fetterman/gilchrist 2028

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

You've got this all wrong, this election made Trump look strong. He proved once again he can single-handedly tank a GOP candidate with just an endorsement.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

Trump should be threatening to endorse DeSantis.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

conservatives nationwide

Not only are these people not a majority, they're not even a plurality, and the midterms have demonstrated pretty convincingly that a whole lot of Americans are sick of their bullshit.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

xp
there's also, fuckin, ben sasse just peaced out of being a senator to go run the University of Florida system. i don't know much about (anything) the dynamic between public universities and the state, but i won't be shocked if desantis ends up fucking around with the universities with sasse as his toady. that seems like the kind of thing his base would like, to severely damage the public education system by any means necessary. i think sasse's willingness to run into that situation by quitting his elected post so early speaks to the draw of trumpism without trump for a lot of people. a lot of people just want a king

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

DeSantis has a 'Mom's dicky new boyfriend' vibe

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

a lot of people just want a king who will protect their privileges, condone their 'soft' racism, punish poor people, and generally provide them with an endless circus but no bread.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

Not only are these people not a majority, they're not even a plurality, and the midterms have demonstrated pretty convincingly that a whole lot of Americans are sick of their bullshit.

i agree with that, i think it boils down to getting that "sick of their bullshit" vote out again. i don't necessarily think desantis would or should be favored in an election, he just could have that appeal to the asshole base who would rally around a proper fuckface.

omar little, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

I kinda think if the GOP had a backpedaling, come to jesus moment of softly refuting the more overtly fascist aspects of their platform and nominated another boring plutocrat like Romney, they could probably win the presidency. So thank god that, in lieu of doing any of that, they're all just gonna throw their weight behind an even more divisive (and way less popular) extremist like DeSantis and hope that the untamable frothing beast Trump gets in line and doesn't undermine them at every turn (even though he's consistently demonstrated steadfast resistance towards doing anything that didn't benefit him personally but hey why start acknowledging observable reality now).

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

there is no way he will ever stop attacking whoever comes after him. the question will be how long his crowd sticks with him, and i am inclined to believe that he will have a pretty large core that will never go away

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link

My sister is a fan of Trump but also likes DeSantis. She’d vote for either. :-///

put a VONC on it (suzy), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

xpost For sure, after all, we live in a world were a non-zero number of people are convinced JFK, Jr. is coming back to save us, and also pedophiles and blood and Guantanamo and pizza and stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

Also, Obama being the obvious outlier, low-info voters (read: a lot of voters) vote for a president whose name they're intimately familiar with. A Bush! A Clinton! A Trump! Biden, I don't pay attention to news or current events so I don't know who he is exactly but I sure have heard his name for a lot of years! DeSantis??? Do you mean Santa Claus? Because I would vote for him, no question!

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

Is he running?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

xpost yeah, I hear that 'Trump without the baggage' thing about DeSantis, but he's also without the humor/folksiness/bewildered 'charm' of Trump

Trump can connect with a crowd, DeSantis just scowls at everyone

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

i'm looking into desantis' height. sources are very patchy but he might not be tall enough for the job

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

Need a president with a catchy last name like Booty

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

Vote for Booty does have a certain ring.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

another boring plutocrat like Romney, they could probably win the presidency

Maybe but what percentage of their now completely radicalized base stays home or votes for Fascist 2000 Nader in this scenario?

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

Lol yea a Romney is now "too weak" to win. Essentially Republicans might as well splinter into two parties at this point

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

MUST BE 5'11" or TALLER TO RIDE AIR FORCE ONE

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

splinter into two parties at this point

GOP vs. The REAL GOP

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link

GOP https://i.imgur.com/aZAbiLr.png
@RealG0P

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link

De Santis is has no sense of humor, which is a big part of Trump's appeal. He ain't funny. Put him on stage in a debate with the big man and he'll look like Jeb!

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link

You know DeSantis is not as well-known as he thinks he is because this did not become a ubiquitous meme:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FeV7CkCXkAMEgzB?format=jpg&name=small

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

here's something that probably won't happen, buuut

what if, as many are saying ("many are saying"), nevada does end up going blue, and so does arizona, and then the GA runoff goes to Warnock (as seems likely imo). in this scenario, let's also say katie hobbs defeats kari lake and remains governor of arizona.

that would be 51 democratic senators, which means 49 + manchin and sinema. but then, in a very bold and corrupt move, rich people just give sinema a ton of money to do what ben sasse just did - she just resigns and takes some post she's not qualified which pays well and gives her lots of unearned prestige, and they all live forever on in great wealth until they die very happily and comfortably. but *law and order noise* under arizona state law (https://www.azleg.gov/ars/16/00222.htm), the governor would appoint a replacement to cover for sinema until the next general election (2024). in this scenario, katie hobbs is governor, and in this scenario she is really cool and puts pressure on the national democratic party that her selection will be the 50th vote to codify roe etc etc, or else, and then somehow it actually happens

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link

Kyrsten Sinema: America's Wine Ambassador

I remain convinced (for my sanity decrees it) that the radicalized republicans remain a noisy minority (even if only like 49.9%) and that the bulk of the party remains the 'I vote R because I am an R also what are current events and also don't make me feel bad for being uncomfortable with brown people and the gays' type of lower-impact cretin. I really don't think the type of GOP-er pulling down $500k and living in a suburban mini McMansion, filled with inchoate xenophobia though they may be, has any real interest in the complete dissolution of ordered society. And I can imagine those types responding much more favorably to a genteel Romney-esque bag of wind who will still give them whatever they want than to Ron 'the world is my toilet and I'm gonna fill it' DeSantis.

All just baseless speculation, though. I used to think most people were non-maniacs who did things for discernible reasons so I clearly just live in a total dreamworld.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

xp re: sinema

so many of the people in congress are technocratic "let's run the government like a business!" (or worse, "like a start up!"), so they should take their own advice for once and give a leveraged buyout to an employee that completely sucks

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

There's a lot of right-wing media based in Florida these days and it seems to have an agenda to make DeSantis and the state seem like fun paradise where everyone is happy and not angry like the woke libs. It's like this weird Jimmy Buffet bubble.

yeah, and the thing is, none of those people actually seem happy. like the vibe in FL hasn't been 'happy go lucky, party time" in years. you see these conservativey people out Mike Love-ing it with rum and cokes on the patio and they just have this look on their face like their entire existence requires someone to wind-up, so when they're around other people like them, they're miserable.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

shoulda seen the crowd reaction at Napalm Death when Barney yelled "fuck Ron DeSantis"

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link

the second shortest napalm death song

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

hmm I wonder if I email Barney and company if they'd actually turn that into a song

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

Need a president with a catchy last name like Booty

Vote for Booty does have a certain ring.

Let's not get into the Mayor Pete argument all over again so soon after the last one

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link

The real Red Wave: When the entire Murdoch empire — Fox News, the N.Y. Post, and the WSJ Opinion section — turns simultaneously on Trump pic.twitter.com/mFY41KqgDp

— Doyle McManus (@DoyleMcManus) November 10, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

I can't stress how much MAGA Miamians think the rest of you lot live in a Stalin-era gulag compared to cheeseburgers in paradise down here -- and they've traveled since 2019! They see what they wanna see.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link

the rest of you lot live in a Stalin-era gulag

only if Stalin is a transgender furry with no pronouns

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

Boebert's ahead about 800 votes now.

Seems like the Congress will look something like 221 GOP/ 214 Dem.

Koba the Trans.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link

...It's like this weird Jimmy Buffet bubble.

― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes)

...you see these conservativey people out Mike Love-ing it with rum and cokes

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)

...cheeseburgers in paradise down here

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Uh-oh, we're back to #onethread about Kokomo vs. Margaritaville.

Some people claim that there's a Biden to blame

But I know I wanna take you to Ocala, Hialeah, perhaps also to Tampa

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

it looks like what i think of as "the fucked up wisconsin situation" has happened again

So the Democrats won statewide with 51% of the vote and earned 30% of the state house. Can someone explain to me how Wisconsin is a democracy? pic.twitter.com/MuqZMV57UH

— Hayden Clarkin (@the_transit_guy) November 10, 2022

...and will keep happening, mysteriously, until the next re-districting, i guess

is there any state that is more gerrymandered?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link

This is why I’m so glad Evers won, Michels was absolutely not joking when he said if he was elected a Republican would never lose again

frogbs, Thursday, 10 November 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link

aaand for comparison

Re-election victories for Democratic governors in Wisconsin, 16 years apart. pic.twitter.com/McF95wv1tI

— Dan Shafer (@DanRShafer) November 10, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:18 (one year ago) link

Still going with DeSanctimonious huh

New: Donald Trump releases a long statement trashing @RonDeSantisFL, calling him “Governor Ron DeSanctimonious, an average REPUBLICAN Governor,” hitting him on Covid policy and more; and knocking Fox, WSJ and NYPost for giving him favorable coverage lately. pic.twitter.com/GuHnudCLpV

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) November 10, 2022

JoeStork, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

you love to see it

sleeve, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link

needs a better nickname doesnt even sound like his work tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

I have not heard him say it and I pray to all the gods that I never hear Trump’s voice again but in my head I can hear the whiny accent he must put on i-mown-ious, just a little slurring/rise in pitch combo.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:39 (one year ago) link

DeSaintangernis

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link

I think "DeSanctimonious" is where you feel the game is up for Trump. It's been a good run.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:43 (one year ago) link

How do we think Trump thinks "sanctimonious" is pronounced

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:44 (one year ago) link

"Ron DeSanctimonious" pic.twitter.com/b7jek5597R

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) November 6, 2022

Dan S, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:50 (one year ago) link

Clinging to that Jeb own like a security blanket

omar little, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link

Someone, somewhere needs to be whispering in his ear: "You don't need all the ungrateful RINO's!! They're a bunch of losers.. it's time to start the MAGA Party! You're very own political party, with you in charge! And then you can rub all these pissants' snouts in their own filth! You'll show them all!"

Say this after dinner, when he's eating ice cream in the TV Room

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link

Maybe we can trick Trump into accidentally becoming a socialist out of rebellion against Ronnie

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link

People forget he ran from President in 1999:

On the issues, Trump labeled himself "very conservative," but described his views on healthcare as "quite liberal" and "getting much more liberal", explaining "I believe in universal health care. I believe in whatever it takes to make people well and better... It's an entitlement to this country if we're going to have a great country."

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

Ran *FOR* - sorta

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

He always put together half-assed campaigns and aborted prior to 2016, which is why so many of us thought he wasn't serious

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

he was prob going to do the same thing that time but he caught fire

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:22 (one year ago) link

Didn't DeSanctimonious used to play keyboards in the original E Street Band?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:22 (one year ago) link

He always put together half-assed campaigns and aborted prior to 2016

Well, thanks to his judges, he doesn't have the right to do this anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link

what's great is that Trump never backs off these beefs unless you come to grovel, kneel, and kiss his ring (as Cruz was more than happy to do).. so we can expect an endless stream of DeSantis bashing for the next 16 months at least, which will force DeSantis to respond; and then it's a rumble in the jungle

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

Sure sounds like Trump is admitting to rigging the 2018 Florida gubernatorial election for DeSantis https://t.co/5ArLtujDsr

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 11, 2022

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link

I doubt it. Trump has never done anything for anyone else. Plus he would have bragged about it at the time.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 11 November 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link

Remarkable: this will be the first midterm the party in power hasn't lost a *single* state legislative chamber since 1934. https://t.co/vg3kM7DVfW

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) November 11, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 11 November 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link

The path for Republicans to win the Senate is getting... awfully thin, as Democrats post strong showings in mail ballots tonight in Arizona and Nevada.

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 11, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 04:46 (one year ago) link

Time to break out the heart attack gun at the Supreme Court

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 11 November 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link

looks like boebert’s going to win unfortunately

if it really is a low single figures gop majority then its easy to imagine illness and death among reps (as well as unruliness in the gop) making a bif difference this congress.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 11 November 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link

This tweet is still live.

Kanye. Elon. Trump.

— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) October 7, 2022

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 November 2022 05:09 (one year ago) link

i'm surprised there aren't verified fake political accounts yet. maybe there are but they're not funny in the same way, who knows

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 05:11 (one year ago) link

update: ok there are definitely political ones, haha

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 05:42 (one year ago) link

no joe biden was jacking it on twitter, i saw it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 11 November 2022 05:48 (one year ago) link

I've seen enough: Sen. Mark Kelly (D) wins reelection in #AZSEN, defeating Blake Masters (R).

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 11, 2022

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 November 2022 05:53 (one year ago) link

xp that's what i was thinking of, exactly, was biden jacking it. rip us politics

also i love when wasserman has seen enough

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 05:58 (one year ago) link

Wasserman has Seen Enough to call the Arizona Senate race for the Dem. Not seeing it called by any news outlets yet.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 November 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link

it'll follow not long after, most likely. a lot of the networks are slower to get around to calls after election day.

I suspect we might not have an official Senate call until next week, as even if there is confidence that the remaining ballots in Nevada are going to go D, they're not likely to call it for the Democrat until they're actually in the lead.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 13:44 (one year ago) link

red wave more like a brown wave amirite

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link

every time i read "i've seen enough" i hear it like " You're UNDER aRREST" from heroes and villains

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 November 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link

Been in this thread so long

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

Just got off the road after a long drive, Twitter is saying Rubio has shanked McConnell. As much as I wish, I'm guessing not literally.

bible fumes (stevie), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

He knows what he'd doing.

AZ looking much better

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link

“Young Kin (now that’s an interesting take. Sounds Chinese, doesn’t it?) in Virginia couldn’t have won without me,” said the former president.

JFC. Grandpa, would be please be quiet, please?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link

Rubio disputes McConnell's calling Jan 6 an insurrection, bcz:

"They were able to delay [it] by a few hours, the vote count but there was absolutely no way did we ever come close in any way shape or form to those people leading to the overthrow of the government of the United States of America," said Rubio.

Rubio seems to be overlooking the well-attested fact that "those people" included the Head of State and Commander in Chief, whose powers can be extended to lawfully declaring a state of national emergency and the suspension of the normal working of the federal government. Which emergency he was actively fomenting.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:43 (one year ago) link

Dark time in Trump's inner circle. Spoke to several longtime friends, donors, and aides in the past 24 hours. Many say he's listening to very few people, isolated, and meanspirited about his potential rivals. Several of them say they're tired of his rants and are avoiding him.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) November 11, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

So, business as usual.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link

can't believe he's finally become increasingly isolated

Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link

Technically everything in the universe is becoming increasingly isolated

jmm, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:02 (one year ago) link

Heat death of the Trump Administration

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 11 November 2022 22:12 (one year ago) link

Well, Costa's known for his sources and this isn't a Haberman lather/rinse/repeat tweet, if you will. But more to the point: the results really, truly have fucked him over beyond so many of 'his' candidates crashing and burning. Nothing I'm about to say hasn't been said before already any number of places but it's worth putting it all together:

-- He knows (and endlessly obsesses over and uses half his public statements and rallies and who knows what else in private to rant about) the results of 2020 in all the swing-states-as-such where nearly all the lawsuits and pressure and more were focused and he absolutely wanted 'his' people in charge throughout for 2024, and everything about his endorsements and attention was focused around some combination of governor/secretary of state/legislatures if needed being in place to do just that. But that either all fell apart on Tuesday or further fell apart as the week ground on. There's almost nothing he can rely on now. PA: locked off. MI: totally locked off. WI: Dem gov, Dem SoS may squeak out, no GOP supermajority in legislature. That leaves AZ, which increasingly seems locked off, NV, where there's definitely going to be a Dem SoS at the least, and then there's...Georgia. Trump won't be calling Raffensperger again.

-- The perception of lost leverage is already being pushed back against by some of his various fanboys but if in the end all he can truly claim as a real new recruitment as such was J.D. Vance in a minority party position, that's small potatoes. (GA runoff pending, obv) Scott's attempt to challenge McConnell already fizzled and Rubio's attempt to do something today on that front seems dweebish at best. DeSantis is probably pissing Trump off just by the simple trick of apparently magnanimous silence, Youngkin is likely shrugging and the Murdochs are counting their money.

-- If everything had gone as hoped for, Trump's thoroughly obvious telegraphing of his announcement next week was going to be a triumphal procession and an implied 'can't touch me!' to all his lawsuit opponents, the DoJ, etc. Of course, none of that would stop any investigating/lawsuits regardless, something which he seems to actually believe would happen. But now it seems like at most he would be getting the J6 committee to stop by default and they've clearly been planning for that possibility anyway (though if somehow the House stays as is, bow howdy). Otherwise, pretty much every opposing lawyer, not to mention all the various NY/GA/DOJ folks looking into him, have spent every second since Tuesday ramping everything the fuck up and will shrug off next week, and all the legal deadlines he's already facing won't go away, and neither will the new ones. All those grand juries have kept on keeping on and a number of them have further witnesses scheduled already post-election, or will have them come in whether they like it or not, thus whatever Lindsey Graham will be muttering under his breath soon enough.

So yeah, if I was a delusional conspiracy-theory addled narcissist crunt with a crispy raisin for a brain who had staked everything on one throw and who was impervious to alternate approaches due to a combination of his Norman Vincent Peale mind and his utter fragility, I think I would have long since tired out everyone around me for the past three days to a high degree.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

apparently he's trailing a special announcment on tuesday

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 11 November 2022 22:44 (one year ago) link

Yeah but he's been saying that for a while now, thus my comments in the lawsuit etc bit.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link

There's that famous moment in the Joe McCarthy hearings: "You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?" And after that, McCarthy's world fell apart and he went off and drank himself to death

I don't think we're there yet with Trump, but it's finally starting to feel like his 'Face in the Crowd' downfall has officially begun; he's already starting the 'You wouldn't be anywhere without ME, you little punk!' monologue, sweating in the spotlight with his makeup running down his face

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link

Yeah trump’s assailing of DeSantis because DeSantis said…nothing….is really weird and seems petty and desperate even by the usual Trump standards. It’s the first time I can honestly say I’ve felt a considerable weakening of the Trump brand. The importance of it is not how much he’s actually weakened but the perception, and the sense that those who were afraid of crossing him might now start to say “fuck it I’m done with him.” I say that knowing his obit has been written many times in the past 7 years.

omar little, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

I don't know that it says anything about Trump's potential in 2024 - he endorsed a bunch of "classroom litter box!!!" freaks and dead-eyed fascists like Blake Masters because they're the ones who came begging but that's not really his style. Xenophobia/"drain the swamp"/crime can still be potent and winnable issues.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 11 November 2022 23:03 (one year ago) link

And from his hometown rag lol... he must've flipped his lid when he saw this:

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/11/dfvfdvd.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

i must say it must suck to see a little box on the cover that includes both "Analyst John Podhoretz" and "red trickle"

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link

columnist Piers Morgan!!

loooooooooooool

what a strange world this is all happening in

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link

Rupert has dementia, doesn't he? Who's running the Murdoch empire now as it turns on Trump?

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 11 November 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link

His son Lachlan

Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

I think it's interesting that DeSantis did not respond to his dumb taunts. That shows a discipline that few have demonstrated.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

I think it's too early for the creature to kill his maker... but it will happen eventually, it has to

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link

He's probably also pissed that he's had to spend a ton of money on Tiffany's wedding this weekend.

NBC News Desk currently projecting a 220-215 R advantage in House, +/- 7 seats.

never imagined it'd even get *that* close, if that winds up being accurate.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

"The House is really going to come down to California," @Redistrict says on MSNBC, regarding which party will control the House of Representatives.

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) November 11, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link

can't believe he's finally become increasingly isolated


A Republican close to President tells me Trump has been increasingly isolated in recent days. Frustrated, avoiding major public appearances

— Robert Costa (@costareports) May 10, 2017

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Saturday, 12 November 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link

flat circle

symsymsym, Saturday, 12 November 2022 01:39 (one year ago) link

i had come to terms with the likelihood that the GOP would take a decent house majority and then use it to pursue extremely annoying, if ineffective, benghazi-style investigations for the next 2 years, along with impeachment. but with a majority of only a few votes, i'm hopeful that even just the presence of a few non-orc GOP-reps would be enough to prevent the dumbest stuff from happening. and with such a tiny majority, on either side, any vote that requires unanimous single-party consent in order to pass will be difficult because it's difficult to get 218 people to all show up to the same place at the same time

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 01:54 (one year ago) link

Newspapers across the country highlighted a record-breaking election for Dems in the states! This is the first time since at least 1934 (and likely ever) that the president’s party hasn’t lost a state legislative chamber in a midterm year, much less flipped 3 chambers blue. pic.twitter.com/lSeGbyfP8j

— Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee (@DLCC) November 11, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link

Cortez Masto now only down 798 votes.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 03:20 (one year ago) link

lol I just made $15 on a $20 investment in two hours just putting money in PredictIt for Dems to take the House.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link

Senate is going to be Dem.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link

With Catherine Cortez Masto consistently winning the mail ballots in Nevada by a two-to-one margin, Democrats might just be one large Washoe County mail ballot drop away from holding the Senate

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 12, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link

Gesundheit

jaymc, Saturday, 12 November 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link

This has probably already been said on this thread or elsewhere, and it may be too early to say (hubris), but actual voting seems to have worked against predictions that may have deliberately cast as pessimistic or relegated to the sidelines causes most dear.

youn, Saturday, 12 November 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link

been sorry

youn, Saturday, 12 November 2022 06:48 (one year ago) link

I wondered if the pre announcement of a wave was counterproductive apart from as incentive to vote against.

Stevolende, Saturday, 12 November 2022 08:23 (one year ago) link

Like if one is setting out to destroy democracy surely one shouldn't gloat about it beforehand. Shades of the Bond/Marvel villain, like?

Stevolende, Saturday, 12 November 2022 10:41 (one year ago) link

Well remember villains never think they’re the villains. But maybe more accurately, a slew of these useless candidates made the calculation that they could present themselves as heroes to people who didn’t think they themselves were the villains. This was not the wisest move.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

xxxxps to Karl

The biggest fear about a Republican House is that they were going to use the debt ceiling and the threat of a US default to force Biden to agree to draconian cuts to Social Security and/or Medicare. They openly said this during the campaign and I wish the Dems made more of it!

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

yeah, i think they might still refuse to raise the debt ceiling (yet again). much more difficult with a slim margin, of course, but i believe that the last time they voted on it, october 2021, every single GOP house rep, all 209, voted against raising the debt ceiling. so...wouldn't be surprising if they go for it (yet again), especially considering that i'm not sure what else republicans are going to be working on in the house other than just being as awful as possible.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link

uuuuugh, not all 209. all 206. it was 219-206, according to my ultimate insider source on business, https://www.businessinsider.com/all-house-republicans-voted-for-us-to-default-on-debt-2021-10

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

Young Latino voters were a crucial voting bloc in slowing down the so-called Republican red wave in the 2022 midterm elections, according to early exit polls.

While Americans are still waiting to learn which political party will control the House and the Senate next year, initial data is showing that younger Latino voters, despite party identification, are boosting Democrats amid highly contested races.

The NBC News Exit Poll found that 68% of Latino voters under 30 voted for a Democratic House candidate on Election Day, even though only 43% of them identify as a Democrat. Thirty percent of young Latino voters favored the Republican House candidate.

When it comes to party identification, 37% of young Latino voters identify as independent and 20% identify as Republican, according to NBC News exit polls. Additionally, 41% of young Latino voters identify as liberal, while 34% identify as moderate and 25% as conservative.

The NBC News Exit Poll also echoed some analysis from CIRCLE, the Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement at Tufts University, which studies young voters.

Young Latino voters under 30, alongside young Black voters, showed stronger support for Democrats on Election Day compared to young white voters, according to the analysis by CIRCLE. Sixty-eight percent of Latino youth and 89% of Black youth voted for a Democratic House candidate. Among white young voters, the vote was 58% for Democrats.

"In close races, the big margins from young people, from youth of color, from young Latinos, can be really influential. Sometimes they can even be decisive," Alberto Medina, CIRCLE’s communications lead, told NBC News. "They can really either put a candidate over the top or keep them in the race.".

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/young-latino-voters-may-blunted-republican-red-wave-rcna56800?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Pls do remember its a lot easier to be an opposition party WRT the debt ceiling stuff. Dems are very good at voting to raise it every time to the poibt where it becomes v clear who’s obstructing

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link

I really think that the student loan forgiveness thing bought Democrats a lot of goodwill from a crucial constituency.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link

some interesting stuff here: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/12/us/politics/midterm-elections-officials.html

particularly this:

Complicating matters in the Senate was the fact that Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the Republican leader, and Mr. Trump are not on speaking terms. After several first-time, Trump-backed candidates won primaries, Mr. McConnell complained over the summer about his party’s “candidate quality.”

Among his targets was Arizona’s Blake Masters.

During the summer, Steven Law, the head of a McConnell-aligned super PAC, told the financier Peter Thiel, who had spent millions supporting Mr. Masters, that Mr. Masters had scored the worst focus group results of any candidate he had ever seen, according to people familiar with the conversation.

Mr. Law’s group later canceled all of its Arizona television reservations. On Friday evening, Mr. Masters lost as the race was called for his Democratic opponent, Senator Mark Kelly.

and this:

In the Senate, the two top Republicans charged with winning the majority — Mr. McConnell and Senator Rick Scott, chairman of the Senate Republican campaign arm — seemed at times to be battling each other as much as the Democrats.
Mr. Scott had pledged a hands-off approach to primaries; Mr. McConnell preferred interventions. Mr. McConnell wanted 2022 to be exclusively a referendum on Mr. Biden; Mr. Scott put out his own agenda, which included putting Social Security on the chopping block, a position the White House used to hammer Republicans.

Nowhere was the dysfunctional relationship more apparent than in New Hampshire.

There, Mr. McConnell’s aligned super PAC had spent millions to stop Don Bolduc, a right-wing candidate, from winning the primary. He won anyway and was quickly embraced by both Mr. Scott and the super PAC.

Then, on Oct. 7, Mr. Scott’s cash-strapped Senate committee abruptly pulled all its remaining money from New Hampshire. Mr. Law, the super PAC strategist, was confounded by the party’s decision.

“Evacuated — without explanation,” Mr. Law said. “I’ve never seen that before, absent a scandal.”

The party said other groups were filling the breach, including Mr. Law’s super PAC. But two weeks later, Mr. Law canceled his remaining ads. Suddenly, it was the party that was confounded — and sure enough, the party committee reversed itself to go back on the air days later.

Mr. Law could only laugh. “I don’t know what to make of it,” he said.

The back-and-forth crystallized an almost comical set of misfires and wasted resources — and the larger problem in which Senate Republicans were so often at cross-purposes.

On Tuesday, Senator Maggie Hassan, the Democrat, comfortably defeated Mr. Bolduc.

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link

New House math:

Dem called/likely (212), incl. #AKAL, #CA09, #CA21, #CA47, #CA49, #CO08, #ME02, #OR06
GOP called/likely (217): incl. #CA03, #CA27, #CA45, #CO03, #NY22, #OR05
Toss Ups (6): #AZ01, #AZ06, #CA13, #CA22, #CA41, #WA03

Dems need to run the table on Toss Ups for 218.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 12, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

put another way

If we take these trends seriously, then the Dem path looks something like this:
Hold the 214 where they're ahead
Flip CA13/AZ6
Flip CA22, which takes no stretch of the imaginable
Flip... something else: luck in OR5/NY22? surge in long-shot CA27/CA45? maybe CA41 reverses?

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 12, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 12 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

OR5 is my district. It doesn't look possible to flip atm. We gave about $400 to the Dem candidate, first to knock off fucking Kurt Schrader in the primary, then for the general. Then the national GOP apparatus came in and spent a few million on attack ads, the contents of which were the usual cartoonish nightmare fuel for low-info voters, painting the Dem candidate as a monster - over and over and over again. They do this because it works. :(

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 12 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link

OR5 looks unlikely but not out of the question

Outside of California, things are a little better for the GOP. In general, late mail in white CDs has been going well for them.
But Dems could flip AZ6, and... could really use OR5 somehow, too pic.twitter.com/qvOpBN1jpr

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) November 12, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 12 November 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

(one potential upside of gerrymandering: voters want to defeat the odds / or do the actual counts make that impossible? but how could anyone allow that?)

youn, Saturday, 12 November 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

Which CA districts are potentially vulnerable in 2024?

youn, Saturday, 12 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

same as 2022?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 12 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

are you fucking kidding me? getting email opens by making it look like a friend is about to k*ll themselves??? pic.twitter.com/jKxMnojRAQ

— mr. pussy (@nuns_on_film) November 12, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 12 November 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link

There was one I got from the Bernie presidential campaign in 2020 that had the subject line “salivating”.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 12 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link

BernieFans

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 12 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

xxp Yeah, that's getting awfully close to an actual abuse tactic

jmm, Saturday, 12 November 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile, a small clutch -- like, per the thread, only 100 -- of protestors today outside of the Maricopa vote count. (That number alone shows the difference between two years ago and now, especially on a weekend.) Anyway, best post:

Lol everyone’s accusing eachother of being feds pic.twitter.com/NGyGmtGFJZ

— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) November 12, 2022

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

Cortez Masto now up by almost 5,000 statewide in Nevada's Senate race. https://t.co/f7YRTTzqcY

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) November 13, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link

she's predicted to be the winner now

Dan S, Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link

it's over

BREAKING: Democrat Catherine Cortez Masto wins re-election to the U.S. Senate in Nevada, NBC News projects. https://t.co/VcK8qzC128 pic.twitter.com/sDgaKpyY1F

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) November 13, 2022

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:22 (one year ago) link

what a relief

Dan S, Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:24 (one year ago) link

now get 51 next month.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link

judges

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:30 (one year ago) link

now Lake just needs to lose

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

yes

Dan S, Sunday, 13 November 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link

judges

definitely a bright spot. the admin has done very well so far

Biden has appointed judges at a faster pace than his predecessors (including Trump) even with a 50-50 Senate, and has built a judiciary that is more diverse in terms of professional experience (such as engagement on defendants' rights and civil liberties) as well as race/gender https://t.co/GvLIbgK7Wj pic.twitter.com/ooyxQwJzli

— 🤔Jake Laperruque🌻 (@JakeLaperruque) November 13, 2022

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:10 (one year ago) link

Divided States of America. 50-50 is a relief?

StanM, Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

In this context? Very much so.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

but it's so... sad

StanM, Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link

of all of the things in America that are sad, that is way down the list

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:37 (one year ago) link

that doesn’t even make top 10 of “sad” things

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 November 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

If Warnock wins and Dems get to 51-49 that will be even better for a number of reasons

Three huge differences between a 50-50 and 51-49 D majority:

1) Having a majority on each Committee versus power sharing/deadlocks requiring discharge petitions;

2) No single D Senator can hijack/block nominations; and

3) Ds can have *two* members absent and still hold votes.

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 13, 2022

curmudgeon, Sunday, 13 November 2022 04:01 (one year ago) link

Also good because many of them are a billion years old and likely to drop dead any day.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 13 November 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

true for both sides, as well, which reminds me that Grassley, 89, coasted to an easy victory

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 04:28 (one year ago) link

Personally I wouldn't be surprised if Feinstein steps down after the GA election is over. Newsom can just appoint someone, keep it steady.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 November 2022 04:29 (one year ago) link

She won’t

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 November 2022 05:44 (one year ago) link

She might *fall* down

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2022 05:47 (one year ago) link

is it rude to make fake "pushing" motions when a senator is nearby? probably rude. could also be confusing when grassley and feinstein are in the same room and all the aides and handlers and media people are all making fake pushing motions

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 06:46 (one year ago) link

feinstein and grassley plan joint strategy session by niagara falls

*fake pushing whoosh noises*

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link

Seems like one of their problems was that they ran a bunch of absolute freaks

I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations spreading woke propaganda while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.

Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness.

— Joe Kent for WA-3 (@joekent16jan19) February 14, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link

When you're obsessed with bottoming, there is no bottom.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

I was just reading about that race. Michelle Goldberg wrote a long piece about it ahead of the election, describing the eventual winner, auto shop owner Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, as a "34-year-old rural working-class Democrat who is emphasizing abortion rights": https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/24/opinion/house-republican-elections.html

jaymc, Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

Also, Kent captured the Republican nomination by primarying Jaime Herrera Beutler, who was one of the few GOP House members to vote for impeachment.

jaymc, Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

I agree with Kent but for completely different reasons— I am a lunatic who wholeheartedly believes that professional sports, particularly American football, should be banned.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link

But my opinions on that are well known from the football death spiral thread

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link

"lol sporpsball" commentary is weirdly common on the right, especially with gun nuts. Some minor leeway for individual bloodsport (MMA) but in the end why are you eating Dorito's on the couch watching the Cowboys when you could be practicing your quickdraw skills while tanning your balls like a real man?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link

NGL this might be a clock is right twice a day sitch for me

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 November 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link

pro sports are still far too male dominated but otherwise i say, play on

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 November 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link

idc i just mute the shit out of it on socials, it's almost like it doesn't exist for me. only see it when i go out, everywhere still seems to have tvs all over the place, i wonder if that will ever not be the case.

sometimes feel like the basis for being politically conservative just comes down to deep sexual insecurity or trauma

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 13 November 2022 22:26 (one year ago) link

that last sentence re: koe jent and diluting awareness whatever that means

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 13 November 2022 22:27 (one year ago) link

whatever that means

football is just a circus that distracts everyone from their duty as (white) citizens to TAKE BACK THEIR COUNTRY

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 13 November 2022 23:06 (one year ago) link

"Stay woke"--Joe Kent

rob, Sunday, 13 November 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

Sure...Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder the face of WOKE corporate America.

earlnash, Sunday, 13 November 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

so wtf happened to florida its just a deep red state now howd that get that way

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link

highest percentage of elderly people
Latinx voting pattern differs from elsewhere
internal migration from blue states
Evangelicals have found the new Jerusalem and it's a malarial swamp
If you deny climate change hard enough you won't be drowning in 20 years

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link

idk many if not all of those things were true when florida was purple, now you have statewide offices going 20% r, something happened

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:08 (one year ago) link

Old people redden with age.

There are more alive old people (proportionally speaking).

Oldsters have money (because they designed an economy that benefits them) and therefore they can move to The Villages instead of dying in poverty or aging in place.

Hence Florida reddening.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

dont think that nearly can explain the shift weve witnessed, and i might take issue with the basics of that argument

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:18 (one year ago) link

I think the increasing numbers of/influence of white evangelicals in the last few decades can't be overstated.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link

People are leaving mainstream Christianity in droves either to be secular or batshit evangelical. Evangelicals also make more kids.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link

but is this phenomena particular to florida, cause we havent seen this political shift other places, and if so why

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link

its no doubt a combination of things but im thinking prob a lot of the famously heterodox florida latinos went from vaguely middle of the road to full maga, prob some dem party incompetence, and then some unfavorable demographic shifts, im sure someone can look at the data and figure it out pretty easily, tho the more important question is not what happened but why

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link

The nation has been telling Florida how much it hates Florida since 2000 so maybe the feeling got mutual.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:28 (one year ago) link

many if not all of those things were true

It always had a lot of old people but as of a couple of years ago they were growing at twice the rate of any other age group

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

imo let them have Florida and get to work on Texas

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

the bad news is that more and more states are going to have Florida-esque populations of grouchy old assholes over time

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

i dont think people are really appreciating how far right florida has gone its off the map baby dem barely won the bluest parts of the state this cycle

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link

Missouri's rightward shift mystifies me more than Florida's, frankly.

I was born in Missouri and spent sizable chunks of my life there. Its politics seemed comprehensible to me from 1975 to 2002.

Then it went full Greitens/Hawley and I can't quite figure out why.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link

does seem to be a thing that happens states lose their minds now and then, i suspect a lot of it has to do with politics

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link

healthcare is too good for rich old people, we need the death panels

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link

i watched the documentary about the villages it very well done but i had to turn off that shit was depressing as shit

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

I know Trump just makes shit up sometimes but this is one of those unusually specific claims that definitely seems like it oughta be looked into

Uh... you did what now? pic.twitter.com/CeFXbS9m34

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 11, 2022

frogbs, Monday, 14 November 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link

A lot of people moving someplace can, and probably should, change its character.

If we were to suddenly import 50,000 Whitesnake fans into South Dakota, we would not be surprised when the legislature declares that September 22 (David Coverdale's birthday) shall henceforth be called Whitesnakemas.

It would be more interesting if 50,000 of the existing South Dakotans suddenly became very interested in Whitesnake.

Florida is not static; it is dynamic. People move to Florida quite often. Hence its political character is subject to change.

Missouri's population is more static, so its shift is more dramatic, and therefore more troublesome: Missouri is not importing Republicans. There is not a big influx of Republican transplants. Missouri is actively engaged in creating Republicans from scratch.

Extant Missourians are choosing to become Republican. That's different from Florida, which is (to a greater extent) attracting Republicans from elsewhere. I think. I could be wrong. But that is my reading.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 November 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link

im sure those numbers could be easily run but it would take a fuckin lot of republicans moving there

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

Ohio shifted deep red only in relatively recent years, iirc. Missouri, yeah, for sure. Wisconsin has been teetering on the brink for a while. I saw someone quip that Florida is the new Georgia and Georgia is becoming the new Florida, in terms of voting trends, though honestly I don't have much faith in the staying power of even the deepest blue states these days.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

Florida has pockets like any state. I live in a blue area.

Florida still has a lot of transplants so we get the countries racists when they move here to retire

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:29 (one year ago) link

Is this old news?

Extremely tough to see how Kari Lake (R) wins now. #AZGOV

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 14, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:38 (one year ago) link

I for one know what has happened in Florida

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

nothing matters to me until wasserman sees enough. keep looking, wasserman!

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

He's trying to see! But he says it's extremely tough to see enough.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

Lake losing would be such a nail in the coffin for MAGA

frogbs, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

Florida also gave felons the vote, raised the minimum wage and legalized weed in recent memory so alongside lots of old people and psychotic evangelicals people are also just a confused mishmash of beliefs per usual.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

I for one know what has happened in Florida

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, November 13, 2022 10:40 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

tell me

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link

Gallego: We fought as a team in Arizona and we won. Senator Sinema was nowhere to be found, at all. We did not see her at one public event for anybody… she did nothing. Because she only cares about herself.. pic.twitter.com/cPE8doyWy9

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 13, 2022

lol get her

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:47 (one year ago) link

I for one know what has happened in Florida

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, November 13, 2022 10:40 PM (fifty-three seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

tell me

― lag∞n

State-level Dems suck, were told to surrender in summer '21.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:48 (one year ago) link

xp

get her and give her $50M. pay her off to leave, it's worth it. it's the cost of doing business

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:49 (one year ago) link

Dems lost the AZ Govs race in 2018 by 15 pts. https://t.co/AOgpBjvVNP

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) November 14, 2022

frogbs, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:49 (one year ago) link

The Lake thing is interesting because both Wasserman and Nate Cohn say it looks bad for her, but there's this other lesser known expert Garrett Archer who thinks the remaining red vote is being underrated and he's not a hack, both Dave and Nate have supported his tweets despite not agreeing with them outright.

Basically the confidence isn't 99%

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link

State-level Dems suck, were told to surrender in summer '21.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, November 13, 2022 10:48 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

can they really be that bad

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link

come sit by me

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:57 (one year ago) link

we had no $, no scripts, no organization.

I'm going to bed.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:58 (one year ago) link

Is it me or did Dems lose big in states where they tacked right? Florida Dems running an ex-Republican and Ohio Dems with Tim “Democrats talk too much about abortion” Ryan.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:03 (one year ago) link

Dems lost *five* NY seats that voted for Biden by more than the national result in ‘20 - including two that voted for Biden by double digits. You can’t really blame that on bad redistricting.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) November 14, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 November 2022 08:38 (one year ago) link

florida dems might be incompetent but ny dems are entrenched in the worst kind of machine politics, the kind that doesn’t even reliably provide electoral victories

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 14 November 2022 09:56 (one year ago) link

Hey, remember when Donald Trump stole highly classified documents?

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 13, 2022

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 14 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

sometimes feel like the basis for being politically conservative just comes down to deep sexual insecurity or trauma

https://www.weiserantiquarian.com/pictures/medium/64932.jpg

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 14 November 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link

I would imagine that another factor with respect to elements of the far right turning against sports would be the anti-corporate tilt common to these factions of late…

veronica moser, Monday, 14 November 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link

its mostly because of the anti racist things, starting with the kneeling in football, nba putting blm on the court, whole worlds gone woke, but they still love football they cant help it, some cia freak saying games are for kids is a bridge too far, as a politician you should at the very least pretend to love college football, saying you dont watch the nfl anymore but you still love college could work, depending on your location

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

tell me the last time florida ran a really good candidate for statewide office (for these purposes DEmmings doesn't count as 'really good'. I thought she was good in the impeachment hearings, outside of that I don't know anything about her, I'm told that it was dumb of them to run someone who was so pro-police). Crist? no. Andrew Gillium? Uh, no. Dem party in Florida seems as useless as the Republican party in California.

akm, Monday, 14 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

also don't discount reactionary feelings about covid restrictions there

akm, Monday, 14 November 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

feeling pretty reassured that at least covid didnt turn the whole country fash

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link

tell me the last time florida ran a really good candidate for statewide office (for these purposes DEmmings doesn't count as 'really good'. I thought she was good in the impeachment hearings, outside of that I don't know anything about her, I'm told that it was dumb of them to run someone who was so pro-police). Crist? no. Andrew Gillium? Uh, no. Dem party in Florida seems as useless as the Republican party in California.

― akm, Monday, November 14, 2022

Gillum.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

According to AZ Central, Sinema was invited to attend a rally held in early November with former president Barack Obama but declined.

Even for Sinema, this is weird behavior.

why doesnt she just retire if she so impatient to start collecting those corporate kickbacks

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link

Gillum

were you correcting my spelling or putting him up as representative of a good candidate? I can't remember much of his run; I vaguely remember he was doing well until the drug thing came out.

akm, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link

the drug thing didn't come out until years after the race

symsymsym, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

No, I was defending Gillium for coming as close to being a charismatic candidate who almost beat a GOP ballsack.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

Lmao at the prosperity gospel applied to polling

Final NYT/Siena polls & results
AZ D+5 Result D+5.3
GA D+1.3 Result D+0.9
PA D+5 Result D+4.3
NV Even Result D+0.7
That @FiveThirtyEight showed closer races was bc of partisan polls flooding the zone, as @Nate_Cohn wrote https://t.co/JuPHCv50lF

— Trip Gabriel (@tripgabriel) November 14, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

the drug thing didn't come out until years after the race

a ha, you're right. Ok, now I'm remembering this better; seems like the FL Dem state party has pivoted to attempting to run middle of the road, centrist candidates ever since, thinking that will bring in right-leaning voters, and it is backfiring on them badly because no one likes candidates like that.

akm, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link

really hope fettermans success will inspire dems to run sloppy big boys everywhere

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link

On December 7, 2012, Crist announced that he had joined the Democratic Party.[72] In July 2013, Crist began writing a book, with Newsday columnist Ellis Henican, about his political transition.[73][74] The book, The Party's Over: How the Extreme Right Hijacked the GOP and I Became a Democrat, was released in February 2014.[75][76][77] In the book, Crist claimed that his career in the Republican Party was destroyed by a hug between him and Obama at a Fort Myers town hall on February 10, 2009. "It was the kind of hug I'd exchanged with thousands and thousands of Floridians over the years", Crist wrote. "I didn't think a thing about it as it was happening." But it "ended my viable life as a Republican politician. I would never have a future in my old party again. My bipartisan hopes and dreams, I would discover soon enough to my shock and disappointment, were vastly overstated and hopelessly out of date."

epilogue: 8 years later, charlie crist ran as a democrat again and got his ass kicked

Karl Malone, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

lol people do not learn you can only replace them

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link

Among the people retweeting this insanity are Elon Musk and my fucking congressman

In hard MAGA and QAnon spaces, they're convinced that the FTX collapse was part of the Democrat conspiracy. The claim is that FTX was a front to launder Ukrainian bribe money to Dem coffers, which has been shut down now the mid-terms are over. pic.twitter.com/6IitVUrXiO

— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) November 14, 2022

ah makes sense

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link

Just realized that I think I've been confusing Kari Lake and Kelli Ward, not that it really matters.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

xpost altruism: effective

one day someone will explain to the conspiracy nuts that all theories are equally plausible if you don't need any evidence for them

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Monday, 14 November 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link

yeah put your head back in the sand sheeple

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 14 November 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

Mike Lindell has pillowcases full of evidence, but courts refuse to look at it DO YOU SEE?

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 November 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

new wapo story that kari lake is reportedly being quietly counseled to gracefully concede when it is shown that she has lost. lol, yeah, that's not going to happen.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link

I think there is enough preponderance of public opinion at the moment that says that this shit won't be tolerated, and she has to know that

I am heartened by the results of this election

Dan S, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link

Honestly knew little about kari lake and her shit is wild.

Lake was a member of the Republican Party until November 3, 2006,[22] when she changed her registration to become an independent. She registered as a Democrat on January 4, 2008, the day after the Iowa Democratic presidential caucuses were won by Obama.[22] Lake returned to being a Republican on January 31, 2012. She explained leaving the Republican Party in 2006 as a reaction to the then-ongoing Iraq and Afghanistan wars. She had supported John Kerry in 2004 and Barack Obama in 2008.[22] She also made several donations to Democratic presidential candidates.[22][23] After launching her campaign for governor in 2021, Lake cited Trump, Ronald Reagan, and Arizona Republican Party chair Kelli Ward, all former Democrats, as precedent for her party-switching.[24]

Ok

Also the obv false flag anthrax attack from a week ago.

omar little, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

Networks calling for Hobbs now.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:01 (one year ago) link

sucks that dems are unlikely to retain the house. but overall this election was pretty good. americans' disgust with right wing extremism outweighed all the things working against the incumbent party in a sluggish economy.

treeship., Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link

i'd give this election a 7.8

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link

good piece about a bad guy

“In the weeks before Election Day, Maloney set off on a Europe trip, where he hung out on a balcony overlooking the Seine, and turned up in London, Paris, and Geneva, often alongside Adam Schiff, for gatherings billed as DCCC fundraising events.” https://t.co/Ii0tywC2yN

— Yuh-Line Niou (@yuhline) November 14, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link

Sean Patrick Baloney, amirite?

Lots of talk about how the GOP is probably going to win the overall national vote by a decent percentage — 4 percent or so — but it wasn't distributed in ways that helped where they needed it. (e.g. big margins in Florida and Texas, a better-than-expected showing in New York state). Also some of that is in red House districts where no Democrat even ran, so it's a bit of a skewed number. But GOP turnout was better than Democratic turnout. Not much consolation for them at the moment, but concerning for '24. On the other hand, Dems always show up more for presidential races, so who knows.

I mean, redistricting pumped up those vote totals. We've seen in recent years how Dems touted their nat'l vote totals and no one gave a damn (I didn't).

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link

Yeah I wouldn't overly worry about that turnout report. Midterm years are funny things.

Meantime...best served cold.

You’re welcome, @KariLake. https://t.co/5jVFIprwxS

— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link

Yeah I agree, presidential races are the only ones where the national vote totals really mean anything. (Not enough, obviously, but at least it's an actual nationwide race.)

That sentence came off ruder than intended. Sorry.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

the 2024 senate map is daunting.

https://i.imgur.com/NdVBJ2t.png

if you're thinking of flipping a red state, which one? Indiana? Maybe North Dakota?

and then you have all the blue states to defend. Montana and West Virginia jump out (though maybe Tester will do ok, and who the fuck knows about Manchin), Arizona, Ohio.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link

Lake might make some noise but I’m kinda relieved at the lack of Rs screaming rigged election. Almost feels like Trump was one of the few uniquely shameless enough to do it.

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:46 (one year ago) link

trumps the only one who can rally the troops

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link

good luck tulsi

Tulsi Gabbard is so bad at hosting a show. Unbelievably boring. This clip is 36 seconds and I guarantee your eyes will glaze over before it's halfway done. pic.twitter.com/fh8vWjNDpx

— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) November 15, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:54 (one year ago) link

if you're thinking of flipping a red state, which one? Indiana? Maybe North Dakota?

Democrats are totally gonna run Beto out against Cruz again aren't they.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

theyve got literally no one else

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link

maybe he can grow a mustache or something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

"But GOP turnout was better than Democratic turnout. Not much consolation for them at the moment, but concerning for '24".

That is a meaningless statistic. Percentage-wise in select states maybe, but not number-wise.

So they turned out in bigger numbers in regressive right wing states like Florida, Texas and Ohio. Those states are already lost.

Dan S, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link

Be cooler if they weren't tho

Texas is gonna flip before Florida ever does

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:29 (one year ago) link

^^^

sleeve, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:30 (one year ago) link

California is gonna flip before Florida ever does

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

Running Wooderson would be smarter than trotting out a multiple time loser.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link

either of the castro brothers could be decent but they are too chicken shit to lose, beto is the perfect lovable loser bc he never has to deliver on promises

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link

If you want some scary roffles right now, Mark Finchem's Twitter feed is...interesting.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:00 (one year ago) link

Beto blew $77 million in 2022 and he might as well have set it on fire, he didn't do any better against Abbott than Lupe Valdez did in 2018, who spent less than a tenth of what Beto did. Everyone assumed demographics would magically make Texas go blue in the next decade but surprise! The Latino population here is swinging hard to the right and voting Republican in droves.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:17 (one year ago) link

I forget where I read it but there was a piece some years back that basically said what the Texas GOP did was take stock about how the California GOP blew itself up with Latinos following Prop 187 and essentially paid for it ever since; Ahnuld was an exception to the rule once Wilson was finally out and Dan Lungren couldn't beat Gray Davis (of all people), and after that it's been a slow descent into clown shoes for the most part.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:22 (one year ago) link

fwiw the reason that I expect Texas to have a Dem win a statewide election again before Florida does isn’t bc of demographics per se. It’s really just vibes.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link

fwiw the reason that I expect Texas to have a Dem win a statewide election again before Florida does isn’t bc of demographics per se. It’s really just vibes.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link

Ah crap I double posted! What a boner

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link

Stuffed ballot box, fake news etc

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 04:43 (one year ago) link

🚨🚨As Orange County gets into the vote center ballots, tonight's #CA47 update breaks 57.7% 42.3% for Republican Scott Baugh, who slashes Katie Porter's lead by 2,446 votes down to 2,891 and 1.28% https://t.co/oiqHnNKaBN

— Rob Pyers (@rpyers) November 15, 2022

uh oh

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 05:26 (one year ago) link

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-03/manchin-wants-deal-on-debt-social-security-medicare-and-medicaid

What an idiot. We need Warnock to win to make his vote less important, although Sinema is still there too

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 05:30 (one year ago) link

Anyone who voted against Katie Porter should be disemboweled.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 05:51 (one year ago) link

hear, hear

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 06:04 (one year ago) link

Thirded!

She’s got to run for feinstein’s seat in 24 assuming Feinstein quits/dies. That district is a nightmare.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-03/manchin-wants-deal-on-debt-social-security-medicare-and-medicaid

What an idiot. We need Warnock to win to make his vote less important, although Sinema is still there too

The bit about jobs programs - fuck yeah, let's bring back the WPA, sure... but what does that have to do with three small checks that went out with 3% unemployment

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 06:17 (one year ago) link

I was wondering what somebody like Katie Porter does if she loses office. Presumably that also means her place in whatever committees goes with it.
Like she's going to go and organise and things and prepare for other campaigns and like actually have some self time but like what becomes her main role. Always hope they maintain a strong sense of self and aren't defined by the office they hold.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 08:40 (one year ago) link

Porter seems to have a very strong identity, I think she was an economics lecturer before office and were she to lose, I would imagine she will simply pick up and do what good she can with whatever tools she has.

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link

Why does ms Lake call ms Cheney a warmonger?

the pinefox, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link

Presumably because Cheney's Dad is a warmonger.

well, yeah

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link

But

1: ms Cheney is not the same as her father - this is misleading?

2: what's more puzzling to me is - isn't the Republican, ms Lake, also a warmonger? Does she really resist US military adventures? Interesting if so.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:23 (one year ago) link

Trump resisted US military adventures, was anti the war in Iraq etc.

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:25 (one year ago) link

All 4 are warmongers they just quibble over which wars and which adventures.

Chris L, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:30 (one year ago) link

xp Right, that's one of the main points of divergence between Trumpism and the establishment GOP represented by the Bush administration. America First, etc.

jaymc, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link

The neo-nationalist right is at least theoretically resistant to overseas entanglements, tho I am skeptical of how deep that really runs. The appeal to patriotism has always been susceptible to the allure of war drums. And their resistance to aiding Ukraine feels colored by a latent pro-Putinism that isn’t exactly reassuring.

I mean they very obviously believe in aggressive US imperialism via all means (war, targeted killings, etc) so none of them gets to play the dove.

Chris L, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

yeah theres a lot of republicans these day who claim to be anti war but i dont trust it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

Their resistance to an Iraq-style war is only an effort to avoid personal humiliation.

Chris L, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

I'll say that my crypto-fascist relatives feel more confident saying the Iraq War was a mistake

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link

Trump resisted US military adventures, was anti the war in Iraq etc.


He was only against it once it started going badly. Also when he was president he ramped up drone warfare and when he assasinated that Iranian general that nearly brought us to war. And last but not least, he talked with his aides about invading Venezuela.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:42 (one year ago) link

the iraq war is underrated as a major political event

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link

Anyway, the simplest explanation for why Kari Lake called Liz Cheney a warmonger is that Trump has also called her one.

jaymc, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link

lmfuckingao pic.twitter.com/clXR8iDMGL

— andy™ (@andylevy) November 15, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link

If Trump does indeed announce he is running again today, I've got to assume that one advantage of Biden being so old is that he won't be tempted to constantly respond to that dude's taunts and inanities. I half heard a radio story last night about, go figure, how effective it has been to kick him off social media, because he lost his megaphone.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link

isn't the Republican, ms Lake, also a warmonger? Does she really resist US military adventures? Interesting if so.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, November 15, 2022 8:23 AM (thirty minutes ago)

You may already know this, but as governor (state gov) Lake would have had zero input into US military policy, unlike a high-ranking House rep (federal gov) like Cheney. So if Lake has expressed resistance to US mil adventures, it was purely theoretical, making it a politically inexpensive accusation

rob, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link

They’re “against” many US imperial adventures because they’re undeniably for a ethnonationalist holy war here in the US. Anything distracting from their goal of imposing their idea of a white, straight, evangelical nation is suspect. Their love for Putin is inextricably tied to his own ethnonationalism and virulent homophobia.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:06 (one year ago) link

they would just happily do a war and pretending they wouldnt is just plain old playing politics

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link

Yes, I find it quite hard to believe that these very Right-wing Republicans are actually against war and imperialism.

I feel that they are actually keen on it and just saying otherwise when it suits.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link

Note that I put the “against” in quotes, the rest of what I wrote is undeniable

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

their words don't mean anything. they're definitely pro-violence, since violence is their only real underlying belief: do what I want or I'll hurt you. they aren't pro- or anti- anything else, except in the moment when such things align or do not align with their desires.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

i think one of the problems gop had was they ran trump fans instead of trump imitators, lake as described here is to the right and to the insane of trump

.@VaughnHillyard: "Could I say something about Kari Lake, you guys?" pic.twitter.com/UvhwEtOkPD

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) November 15, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:47 (one year ago) link

desantis is more of a trump imitator he saw the lane trump opened up and made his way through

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link

first time I heard of DeSantis was that gross ad he made where his kid is "building the wall" with foam blocks, iirc the whole ad was about how much he loves Donald Trump. having that guy run against him is probably gonna bother him more than anything any Democrat ever did

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link

Hillyard's one of the few political reporters worth a damn.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link

I think DeSantis has peaked. Today's the worst day of his life.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link

i certainly wouldnt want donald trump talking shit about me all day if i were trying to become the gop pres nominee

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

and yeah he doesnt seem like he has it in him to live up to the hype anyway

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

Trump's shit talking won't be nearly as effective if the GOP and conservative media line up behind DeSantis, because they'll all stop amplifying Trump's bullshit and start attacking him.

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile I thought this was good insight. It's funny how a lot of politics still comes back to basics of campaigning.

Lots of talk about why the "red wave" hit NY and pretty much nowhere else except FL. Here's my take.

1st, the facts: Gov. @KathyHochul lost by 11 points in my senate district in Rockland, a district Biden carried by 3 points and Hillary won by 8). 🧵1/

— Elijah Reichlin-Melnick (@Elijah4Senate) November 15, 2022

Trump's shit talking won't be nearly as effective if the GOP and conservative media line up behind DeSantis, because they'll all stop amplifying Trump's bullshit and start attacking him.

― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, November 15, 2022 10:06 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if theres one thing the media absolutely cannot resist its amplifying donald trump

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

i mean the gop establishment lined up against him in 2016 and no one even noticed, the thing they have to hope for is that his heart just isnt in it hes too old and tired etc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

I think what they have to hope for is: the guy literally can’t stop talking about the same handful of things and while not nearly enough people feel this way for me to personally feel comfortable I think a lot of people just find him pretty boring now

omar little, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

if theres one thing the media absolutely cannot resist its amplifying donald trump

― lag∞n

I got knots in my stomach watching local news hype TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT LATER OH MY GOD as if it were 2016.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

I think what they have to hope for is: the guy literally can’t stop talking about the same handful of things and while not nearly enough people feel this way for me to personally feel comfortable I think a lot of people just find him pretty boring now

― omar little, Tuesday, November 15, 2022 10:14 AM (twelve seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

idk hes good at playing to the crowd, using rallies as focus groups, im sure many people who were once on board are sick of him by now, but is it enough for him to lose the primaries, do the republicans even have anyone good enough to beat him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

I think a lot of people just find him pretty boring now

Trump fatigue is a real thing and not only on the left. On the other hand, he's very good at sucking up all the oxygen, as we know.

do the republicans even have anyone good enough to beat him

I don't think they do?

a (waterface), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link

so are we to assume the investigations for stealing confidential documents, the massive tax fraud, and all the 1/6 stuff are all just dead in the water now

frogbs, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link

as far as house committee investigations go, probably, but I don't know why any DOJ activity would stop now

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link

yeah he has a lot of people on his ass

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

The campaign said it first noticed the problem Saturday when former President Donald Trump’s Save America sent out an email that asked prospective donors to “contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to the Official Georgia Runoff Fundraising Goal and increase your impact by 1200%”

But if donors didn’t see a link that said “click here for details or to edit allocation,” they wouldn’t have noticed that 90% of their contributions automatically went to Trump, with the remaining 10% going to Walker.

lol

a (waterface), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

lol lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

i mean if I was Hershel Walker this would not endear me to the former President

a (waterface), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link

Oh you can bet he's grumbling about it already.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

phew. now that kari lake has officially lost, i can fully take in the hilarity of her calling mike lindell "one of the great patriots of our time"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

"One of the great groypers, like Trump is a great groper."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link

the 90% for trump / 10% for walker thing is kind of a neat epochal update for the practice of tithing

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link

Or share-cropping.

just a quick question which seems pertinent if the house margin is razor thin -- are there any GOP reps that wouldn't go along with a hunter biden impeachment, or whatever the new #benghazi is, etc?

there were 10 GOP reps who voted to impeach trump. liz cheney, meijer, beutler, and rice lost their primaries. kinzinger, upton, gonzalez, and katko all retired.

dan newhouse (washington) just won for a new term. valadao (CA-22) looks like he's won but it hasn't been called yet. so that's two GOP reps who were willing to do the bare minimum of impeaching trump when he very obviously and loudly attempted a coup.

are there any others? are there any newly elected GOP reps who seem to have a conscience?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link

my guess is they will not be *as* crazy with a small majority but who the hell knows

a (waterface), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

SCOOP: @RepMTG's worst fears could soon be coming true.

DON BACON (R-Neb.) tells @NBCNews he's willing to work with DEMS to elect a moderate Speaker if 218 Republicans can't agree on a candidate. @RepDonBacon

w/@KyleAlexStewart @jonallendc https://t.co/4HfSLEuW2X

— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) November 15, 2022

symsymsym, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

maybe this guy? are any of the new NY or CA reps halfway sane?

symsymsym, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

hell yeah DON BACON! thanks symsymsym, that gives me some hope

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link

almost certainly just posturing in order to get some treats sent his way but still its good stuff let them suffer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link

avoiding the nu-benghazi shit would be very nice just in terms of quality of life, but the thing i dare not dream for is that there are enough gop reps that would also torpedo the reoccurring debt limit hostage situation as well

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link

if you make a grammatical diagram of that sentence it resembles the subway map of tokyo

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

Look, I'm just happy Biden can keep nominating judges that the Senate can rubberstamp, especially if Warnock wins.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

Ignore what the R elite are saying. Trump still polls among the base way higher than DeSantis.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link

DeSantis is a ghoul, he would never get Midwestern Non-College Whites to think they would win with him

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link

This is fucked up man it’s like when people put Christmas sweaters on their Bassett hounds and they get all embarrassed let him be in his natural state https://t.co/3Rfw9iK1U8

— eve6 (@Eve6) November 15, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

senate should do like the nba with its coaches and let them wear officially sanctioned athleisure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

Not sure I wanna see McConnell, Feinstein, and Grassley in headbands and knee socks tbh`

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link

sir these are understated and tasteful wardrobes i can assure you

https://fanbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2021/11/NBA-assistant-coach-salary1.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link

i think this is a good message if needed

The difference between talking and delivering. pic.twitter.com/TC3X6H3nj0

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 15, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link

xxp Bring me Lindsey Graham in a FUBU hoodie

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link

i wasted over 90 seconds on this photoshop before realizing that conservatives don't like FTX

https://i.imgur.com/GGcAPKZ.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link

dunno why they don't like FTX. they got a ton of money from it too https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-08/ftx-crypto-bros-clashing-politics-meet-cz-chaos-on-election-day

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

Goes much like you might think

Don Bolduc agreed to an interview with @IChotiner despite not knowing who he was calling back in the first place https://t.co/W882ihG9rF

— Jake Lahut (@JakeLahut) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

colorado running in the opposite direction from florida

Big Denver dump gets Bennet up to +14.3 and Polis up to +19.1.

— Ryan Brune (@BruneElections) November 15, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

Huge dump

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

wasn't Colorado red until 2004? Damn.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

Maybe legal weed really is a liberal plot.

I dumped votes in Denver/and I just can't remember her name

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

WARSAW, Poland (AP) — A senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people.

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 15, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link

ah doesnt seem great

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

can anyone make a punny reference to Biggs running for speaker and getting support from Bob Good? all i can do is

Biggs news regarding mccarthy's bid to be speaker, and its Bob Good

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

Oh shit

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

hmmm

Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of the very few GOP lawmakers who had planned to go down to Mar-a-Lago tonight for Trump’s announcement, says the weather is not looking good for his flight down from D.C. to Florida. But he will be there “in spirit.”

— Farnoush Amiri (@FarnoushAmiri) November 15, 2022

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link

I just scrapped a joke that might’ve been in poor taste

Anyway, since when has weather stopped authoritarianism

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

Mar-a-La-NOTgo, amirite?

xps... Karl, I assure you I am working on it, but am struggling. Words like "good" and "big" seem like they should be a slam-dunk, but they are so obvious and so vague that it impairs the required baseline precision level for a decent name pun. McCarthy at least has potential - REM references ought to help here but again, you run into the problem of excessive obviousness.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

Is it weird that so many districts in CA and NY no longer seem to be liberal bastions? Is this a result of gerrymandering or in the popular vote and if the latter does anyone have an explanation? Or is the perception of change a misconception?

youn, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

i think this was expected but i guess it's becoming official

NEWS: Sen. Rick Scott just announced a challenge to McConnell in closed-door GOP lunch https://t.co/EVs2IP0tQb

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) November 15, 2022

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

Mmm lunch

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

of all the senators to challenge mcconnell, rick scott is just cartoonishly ill-suited and i can't believe, even in the land of GOP politicians, takes him seriously

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

Rick Scott is the dumb guy, right?

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

oh yeah

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link

i think his main claim to fame is resembling skeletor, though

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

Is it weird that so many districts in CA and NY no longer seem to be liberal bastions?

Not so much in CA - there have always been GOP-leaning areas, but some (Shasta County) are turning into bonkers-extremist bastions

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link

NEW: I asked Feinstein if she’ll seek to be third in line to the presidency.

She said she hasn’t thought about it.

An aide interjected, telling her she already issued a statement saying she won’t seek it.

“Okay, well then, I guess it's out,” she said.https://t.co/tBk1cPj52a

— bryan metzger (@metzgov) November 15, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

Strom Thurmond served in that role, may as well let Feinstein.

Hell, see if Frank Lautenberg wants to do it.

pplains, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link

Rick Scott's claim to fame, besides preparing Florida for Ron DeSantis (a man he loathes), was as the CEO to the company indicted for the biggest Medicare scam in history; he pleaded the Fifth about 5903 times.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

HCA, which was one of my clients at the time he got elected.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

Probably why their execs were such pricks

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

I think Scott looks more like Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

Lol otm

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

"I think we can improve the profitability of our caucus by emphasizing our core grifting competencies," said Senator Scott.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link

grifting was a typo for gifting or actually spoken?

youn, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link

Parody (Official)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

grifting was a typo for gifting or actually spoken?

― youn,

would it have surprised you

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

I’d somehow managed to black out the tidal waves of Trump White House typos

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

While all this is going on, fun times over at the Oath Keepers trial

Thomas Caldwell during direct was largely in a good mood, talking lovingly about his wife and fondly about his family farm and time in the Navy.

On cross-examination, he's clearly been agitated by and contemptuous of the prosecutor's questions about his own statements on Jan. 6.

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) November 15, 2022

After a convo on the husher, Manzo pulls up a message from Caldwell to someone named "Jonathan" about killing people in a crowd with a sniper rifle.

Caldwell responds: "Call of Duty."

Manzo says Jonathan wasn't talking about Call of Duty and wants to admit preceding messages.

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) November 15, 2022

Here was the exchange with Jonathan.

Caldwell says he was providing "Call of Duty tips."

Manzo: "What's your favorite Call of Duty title?

Caldwell... can't name one. pic.twitter.com/z98tTrIm0K

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link

Indeed, who are we to kid

Manzo asks Caldwell about whether he was trained to hurt people, plan ops and construct false identities (Caldwell says no). Cross-examination ends w/ a 12/26/20 message Caldwell sent to Adrien Grimes about getting new IDs.

Caldwell: "I am not kidding about another identity."

— Jordan Fischer (@JordanOnRecord) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link

The Trump Org civil trial has some hilarities too

Manhattan DA's office now probing why it got 2 different versions of Trump Org's books.

One from the company, the other from its outside accountants at Mazars.

Both list payments to an expensive NYC prep school for the CFO's grandkids.

But only Mazars' says "per Allen."

— Jose Pagliery (@Jose_Pagliery) November 15, 2022

Ladies & gents, we now know why Tarasoff is testifying.

Prosecutor: Do you know why the Trump Org's version is missing that?

Tarasoff: "Somebody went in and deleted the name."

Prosecutor: "Who?"

Tarasoff: "Me."

— Jose Pagliery (@Jose_Pagliery) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link

And of note (they're done for the day, next up on Thursday)

Hoffinger is starting to set traps.

Hoffinger: Who authorized executive compensation?
Weisselberg: Donald Trump.

H: Did you authorize compensation for [COO] Matthew Calamari?
W: No.

H: [General counsel] Jason Greenblatt?
W: No.

— Jose Pagliery (@Jose_Pagliery) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link

Christ, busy day all around

BREAKING: Florida judge orders Michael Flynn to testify before the Fulton County, Georgia grand jury investigating 2020 election interference in the state.

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) November 15, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link

This seems awfully straightforward, doesn’t it?

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link

Is it weird that so many districts in CA and NY no longer seem to be liberal bastions? Is this a result of gerrymandering or in the popular vote and if the latter does anyone have an explanation? Or is the perception of change a misconception?

― youn, Tuesday, November 15, 2022 2:18 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Are there specific districts you're thinking of? I feel like both states have had a sizeable minority of Republican districts (like 25-40%) for the last few decades. In the case of New York, I know that recent redistricting ended up working out to the Democrats' disadvantage, which helped Republicans pick up a few seats. But there have always been Republicans upstate and on Long Island.

jaymc, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:46 (one year ago) link

Upstate NY has always been a hellhole. FDR's congressional opposition came from up there.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link

I am surprised by central CA and old Didion territory, which I should have known about from high school student council camps but seem disproportionately allocated based on population unless everyone has moved inland on account of housing costs.

youn, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link

Or is the perception of change a misconception?

yes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link

I bet dude's favorite Call of Duty mission was "No Russian".

pplains, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:53 (one year ago) link

Rick Scott is the dumb guy, right?

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby)

the dumb is organizing and multiplying!

NEW: @RonJohnsonWI tells me he is nominating Rick Scott to unseat Mitch McConnell. https://t.co/CRHsGg70XO

— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) November 15, 2022

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:03 (one year ago) link

I lived in Siskiyou, Butte, and Tehama counties at various points in and around 2016, and I can assure everyone that those counties and Shasta county are unbelievably beautiful and also filled with the worst bootlicking conservative assholes you will ever encounter

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link

Marge's district in northwest Georgia is the same.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

Now, with Scott formally challenging McConnell for the leadership post, a top McConnell adviser is making the case to reelect the current leader.

The McConnell adviser, Josh Holmes, told The Washington Post’s Josh Dawsey: “If you liked Republicans losing Senate campaigns, while saddling the party with tax increases and Medicare cuts, then you’re going to love Rick Scott’s campaign for leader. It does have a constituency, but unfortunately for him, it’s entirely within the confines of the Democratic conference.”

i feel like this debate about which republican senators sucks more should be louder and go on for weeks, at a minimum

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link

convo on the husher

I know, I know, it's serious

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link

morrissey had another tantrum in LA last night

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link

The more you rick scott me the closer I get

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

Trump-endorsed candidates performed much worse than other Republican candidates in swing raceshttps://t.co/fGWv9mJFz1 pic.twitter.com/bdpmsp1uSs

— Matt Grossmann (@MattGrossmann) November 15, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link

has he made his special announcement yet?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link

8:30 EST supposedly

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link

Extremely low energy tonight

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 02:30 (one year ago) link

So he's announcing this now because the DOJ wanted to put off taking further steps with him until after the midterms, and he thinks this might stop them, right?

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

He probably does, and it won't.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link

Apparently he promised to make all drug crimes punishable by death, a la Duterte.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link

National Review comes out swinging https://t.co/XzYSaPovKO

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 16, 2022

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:34 (one year ago) link

tbf hes just going to ask them to receive the death penalty

Trump: "We're going to be asking everyone who sells drugs, gets caught selling drugs, to receive the death penalty for their heinous acts." pic.twitter.com/ZtkiWjlyZ4

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 16, 2022

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:34 (one year ago) link

My Twitter feed has a lot of political reporters and people with political opinions on it and almost nobody is even mentioning Trump right now. Or if they are it's just in a "how boring" way. I've written the guy off so many times that I'm loathe to do it again, so we'll see how things go. But not feeling a lot of mojo.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:38 (one year ago) link

"Every drug dealer...will kill 500 people"

what the fuck is he talking about?

jmm, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link

Fentanyl panic is the new Build The Wall

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

Many people are saying they’re putting it in your grandkids lunchables folks! Your children stopped speaking to you when you joined the Q Facebook group but they’d tell you it’s true if they hadn’t.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link

the wall was a good bit he needs something like that, fent island

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link

Oh god, I'd forgotten what it's like to listen to Trump. It's starting again.

jmm, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:44 (one year ago) link

lol even FOX News wound up cutting away from this

whole thing kinda feels like the Stone Roses reunion gig

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

My Twitter feed has a lot of political reporters and people with political opinions on it and almost nobody is even mentioning Trump right now.

I've had his name muted since January of last year.

This was the first sentence of Politico's coverage:

Donald Trump, who lost the 2020 election and left the White House under the cloud of impeachment for his role in the Jan. 6 riots on Capitol Hill, is running for president again.

This was Axios:

Trump, twice-impeached and under criminal investigation, launches 2024 campaign

Former President Trump, who continues to spread baseless lies about his 2020 defeat, began an unprecedented comeback bid by declaring his 2024 campaign for president at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida on Tuesday night.

Why it matters: Trump — the first president in U.S. history to be impeached twice, most recently for incitement of insurrection — changed American politics with his unconventional governing style and undeniable grip on the GOP. But his third presidential run comes as Republicans are reevaluating his role as the face of the party following midterm failures and ongoing controversies.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:50 (one year ago) link

holy shit this is bleak pic.twitter.com/MaZ3HfK3oJ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 16, 2022

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 03:59 (one year ago) link

Tonight on social and legacy media: “It’s quiet out here … a little too quiet”

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 04:01 (one year ago) link

I’m gonna have remember to unfollow Aaron Rupar tomorrow

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link

If President Trump continues this tone and delivers this message on a consistent basis, he will be hard to beat.

His speech tonight, contrasting his policies and results against the Biden Administration, charts a winning path for him in the primaries and general election.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) November 16, 2022

Goddamn whatever Trump has on him must be goooood, this is embarrassing even for Graham.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 04:08 (one year ago) link

Anytime Graham speaks, I can vividly see someone discreetly jiggling that manilla envelope full of incriminating photographs just within the range of his peripheral vision and reminding him of what his next carefully chosen words need to be.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 04:14 (one year ago) link

Graham’s utter lack of power at this point means that whoever is holding whatever incriminating evidence none of the rest of the world gives a shit about are simply bullying him for the fun of it.

Good.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link

Perfect setting to announce AZ Governor Elect Kari Lake as running mate

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 05:09 (one year ago) link

I used to think that Graham was a real Senator that did things, but now he's just a husk of a Rubio.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

Husk of a Rubio? I think I saw them open for Puddle of Mudd back in '96.

National Review has been and remains a nevertrump haven; true maganauts tuned out NR/NRO/Corner long ago.

Only influential to the McMullin crowd, unless I am severely misremembering. Which is of course likely. I have never kept a comprehensive database of who's in/who's out in DonWorld.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 13:07 (one year ago) link

The White House has largely given up hope of Congress raising the nation’s debt limit during the lame-duck session that runs through late December, increasing the risk of a highly partisan, market-rattling fiscal confrontation next year.

Senior administration officials see little chance of attracting any Republican votes for a bipartisan debt limit hike during the short session. And they don’t believe they have the 50 Democratic Senate votes needed to slam through a hike using the budget reconciliation process that would allow them to avoid a Republican filibuster.

The administration has determined that if it were to go the reconciliation route on the debt limit, it would face likely opposition from Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.). And there could be other defectors. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has said he wants a bipartisan vote to raise the borrowing cap during the lame-duck session. But Republicans, many of whom are eager to use the limit as leverage to extract legislative concessions from Democrats in the next Congress, have shown no appetite for any such bipartisan approach.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/16/lame-duck-debt-ceiling-deal-00067123

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

time for Dark Brandon

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link

The New York Post put the former president's "I'm-coming-back!" announcement on page 26:

NY Post: Florida Man Makes Announcement —> story deep inside on page 26. pic.twitter.com/rccr3OcD1P

— Christine Romans (@ChristineRomans) November 16, 2022

Full text:

Been there, Don that

With just 720 days to go before the next election, a Florida retiree made the surprise announcement Tuesday night that he was running for president.

In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified-documents library.

Trump, famous for gold-plated lobbies and for firing people on reality television, will be 78 in 2024. If elected, Trump would tie Joe Biden as the oldest president to take office. His cholesterol levels are unknown, but his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup.

He has stated that his qualifications for office include being a "stable genius."

Trump also served as the 45th president.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link

damn does anyone believe in ol donnie anymore

NBC News: Ivanka Trump didn't attend her father's announcement and says she won't be participating in his campaign. @MSNBC

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 16, 2022

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link

Her social life can't take it. She's probably just now getting invited to the Hamptons again.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

i imagine capping her legal troubles at their current level prob has something to do with it too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

With any luck, Trump will read that Post article and have a massive myocardial infarction.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link

More like infartion.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link

At the risk of adding more content about the Florida retiree, this is just a rerun of 2016. He’s the most popular figure with the base. They’ll all fall in line eventually.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

“They” being GOP elites, donors, media.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

this is just a rerun of 2016

Look, I don't want to tempt fate here, because who the fuck knows anymore, but I don't see this as a 2016 rerun. There are several significant factors that make this quite different. It's only going to feel like 2016 to the fewer diehards that are left, following him around the country, gleefully stomping on DeSantis signs. I have a hard time seeing the full GOP fall in line, or if they do, it's going to be too late to lead to the same result as 2016.

But maybe I'm huffing hopium again.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

i'm probably just similarly naive, j/v/c, but the NYPost burying him like that gives me hope, they're reading the tea leaves of which way their readership will go

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

Roughly 35% of the entire electorate (translating to roughly 65% of the base) have been brainwashed into thinking of him as the one, the only winner on their side

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

Fox News has their work cut out for them

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

in 2016 he was a celebrity outsider whom most assumed was actually successful at business, and therefore could apply his Art of the Deal bullshit to the federal government

in 2022 he's a historically unpopular, twice-impeached ex-President who literally tried to force his way back to power when he lost re-election. he's also under investigation for fraud and tax evasion and nobody who isn't a sycophant believes he's actually any good at business. there are also very few people out there willing to work for him anymore.

not saying the media learned a lesson or that he can't win, but the situation is clearly much different now

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

Then again, this is the quality of GOP stars lining up to lift him up:

Leaving Mar-a-Lago, failed congressman Madison Cawthorn lectures Rs who won’t get behind his hero: “I will follow this man until the day I die. This man has bled for us, fought for us. I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.” pic.twitter.com/AiivV5Tp8a

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 16, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link

That's being kind tbh

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

Roughly 35% of the entire electorate (translating to roughly 65% of the base) have been brainwashed into thinking of him as the one, the only winner on their side

― ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 16, 2022 1:26 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah i feel like as long as he holds up his end of the bargain and keeps the zings flowing he prob still has enough support to make the gop establishment kiss the ring, a lot of people are pretty religious about him, do fox news really want him out there telling people to not watch fox news, but if hes low energy he might just fade out, should be an interesting contrast between the first time he ran where he was up against a bunch of establishment stiffs, now hell be running against a bunch of guys trying to steal his routine

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

trump's appeal to his base has more to do with pro-wrestling than politics

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

the thing is there is still an establishment GOP out there, all of whom are opportunists who can and have turned their back on him when it benefitted them to do so. they go along with the pro-wrestling shit because they want to cultivate that base. now that they've gotten wrecked in 3 straight elections they may change their tune a bit

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link

they tried to take him down the first time around and it simply did not work

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link

I mean, look, I have to hope that a lot of the GOP establishment is turning their backs on him because... well, the alternative is too fucking bleak to consider atm.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link

airhorn.aiff

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

So hard to assess Trump's chances if DeSantis actually gets in. Gotta remember there were a dozen Republicans in the 2016 primary (and even more in the early going), and Trump never won more than like 35 percent in any state (at least until most of them got out). A one-on-one with DeSantis would be a really different race. I'm sure he's been lining up potential donors to try to figure out how strong a position he can put himself in, wouldn't be at all surprised if he can outraise Trump at least among the deep pockets. Or maybe he decides to bide his time. But tbh if I were him, now feels like the time to run. He's coming off a huge reelection win, and he gets to run as governor of one of the largest states in the country rather than former governor (which would be the case in 2028).

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

Sorry, the "he" in "I'm sure he's been lining up" is DeSantis.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

wow, mcconnell managed to secure the senate leadership again, somehow turning back the challenge from dr. charisma, rick scott


McConnell prevailed on a 37-10 vote, with one senator voting present, according to Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.).

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

yeah that is a very good point. I think DeSantis is gonna be a pretty garbage candidate but the people who want the GOP to win for financial/business reasons rather than culture war junk are probably not gonna be thrilled about donating to a guy who's getting his ass kicked over and over again. obviously it's a much different story if say, Dr. Oz won

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

maybe worth nothing that the media wasn't entirely wrong when they speculated in 2016 that the Trump takeover was potentially very bad for the GOP and the sort of deal with the devil that you can't just back out of, since the crazies won't cede any ground to the moderates and just may drive enough people to vote for the opposition that you can't win anymore. if the Comey letter didn't happen maybe they'd still be beating the same drum.

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link

Yeah and I mean, I muttered this the other day but given how utterly obvious Trump was wanting to get 'his' people in place in the states that bedevilled him last time and how that turned out, exactly how does that give him a boost? And when you've got him still pushing the 'vote on the day' stuff, which he did again last night and which absolutely contributed to all the fucking-themselves-over foolishness -- and when good ol' Ron can point to Florida and go "We do early voting and we owned it" -- how exactly does that improve his chances?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

the big thing is if he is running straight up head to head against desantis i think the party elites will rally to him to beat trump, if there’s a bunch of guys like abbott and cruz and rubio trying their hand, then trump can replicate his 2016 run to a degree

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

And just to add one more wire to the suicide vest, he has apparently declared that a vote for Herschel Walker is a vote for Trump.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

shit xps i’m on zing tipsy otm

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

i can feel the monkey paw curling as a say this but trump v desantis straight up could get crazy, good chance trump will sabotage the situation if its not going his way, dont think theres really anything he wont stoop to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

I mean, hell yes, if the remainder of our crumbling democracy wasn't what was at stake, I would absolutely enjoy the fuck out of a WWE style Trump/DeSantis feud, especially since Ron showed he's isn't cowed by Trump at all. That little clip of MAGAts gleefully stomping all over the signs of people ostensibly on their own side gave me some life last night.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link

if DeSantis wins the nom I can totally see him just telling his supporters to stay home and wait patently for MAGAAA in 2028

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

i mean trump desantis wrestlemania is prob good for democracy in the sense that whoever wins is in worse shape than when they started

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

H. Ross Trump

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

if DeSantis wins the nom I can totally see him just telling his supporters to stay home and wait patently for MAGAAA in 2028

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 16, 2022 2:21 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

there have been rumors that hes said as much, but nothing he says is worth anything of course

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

or yeah he could do third party

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

I think I’ll be giggling over “dr. charisma, Rick Scott” until Thanksgiving at lesst

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

Trump is like LaRouche Redux, he's just going to keep running until he dies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

I still see LaRouche cultists on the streets of San Francisco... they had a picture of Obama with a Hitler moustache, long after he left office

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

I mean, look, I have to hope that a lot of the GOP establishment is turning their backs on him because... well, the alternative is too fucking bleak to consider atm.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 16, 2022 12:54 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think the alternative is trump loses embarrassingly in a national election

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link

Hugely

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

I mean, if the entire heft of the GOP falls in line and kisses the ring (which is the proposition that I was reacting to with that post), I'm not going to be comfortable assuming he will lose embarrassingly.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

Feels like no presidential candidate is going to lose "embarrassingly" in the remainder of our lifetimes

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

Prove me wrong, universe

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

monkey's paw curls

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

One good point I heard a commentator make today was that DeSantis has an especially potent issue among the base vs. Trump, which was his (utterly irresponsible and arguably murderous) anti-mandate COVID stance. He can go out there and say, "I would've fired Fauci, we never would've shut down" etc etc. Trump was wishy-washy on the pandemic. And while a lot of the electorate has moved on, the crazies in the GOP base are still just frothing about all of that, I see it on Twitter regularly.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link

And his face-off with Disney was a much stronger anti-woke showdown than anything Trump ever did. So if those are the things the base still cares about, he's got a strong resume.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

he was also a Navy SEAL, which Trump would have done except for bone spurs

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

He was so desperate to claim the vaccines as his personal success but he quit after getting booed once. Brutal own by his fans.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

sad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

i watched a stump speech of hers and was like ah yes i can see why she beat that maga cia freak, shes got game

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

otm about desantis distinguishing himself by his performative cruelty. along the same lines, the pundits and screaming radio hosts are always talking about sending immigrants to the neighborhood of prominent democrats, but desantis was able to deliver on that promise by spending a couple million to hire a team of people to go to texas, lie to some immigrants who needed and help and fly them to cape cod and then just left them there. he's shown that he can up the ante and really bring immediate physical danger to people who deserved help. plus, as a sitting governor he actually has the political power to reach new levels of cruelty, especially the people who didn't vote for him. whereas trump's ability to bring physical danger to innocent people will hopefully be limited

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

she had a line something like "democrats have been so focused on being the smartest and most successful when really we should be trying to send actual working people to washington" where i was just like fuck yes xp self

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

Yeah that’s a winning line she’s gonna be in Congress for 80 years now

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

He was so desperate to claim the vaccines as his personal success but he quit after getting booed once. Brutal own by his fans.


Is that right? I always wondered why he didn’t even try to make a big deal of the vaccine development.

tobo73, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

yeah he did try lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

trump's ability to bring physical danger to innocent people will hopefully be limited

Not on the golf course it won't

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

yeah he definitely did try to take credit for the vaccine. "Operation Warp Speed" and all that crap. while it was in development a bunch of his talking heads kept saying it should be called the "Trump vaccine" cuz it would hopefully mean libs wouldn't get it

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

So is USA going to narrowly avoid a descent into fullblown fascist kleptocracy just 'cause folks get bored with it?

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

yeah maybe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link

called the "Trump vaccine" cuz it would hopefully mean libs wouldn't get it

very MAGA logic in play here, "covid is definitely very much not a real thing and I hope those libs don't get Trump's genius vaccine so they die from it"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link

My statement on the Respect for Marriage Act: pic.twitter.com/jaVL1k0wE5

— Senator Mitt Romney (@SenatorRomney) November 16, 2022

I'll keep this moment in my heart the moment my marriage is destroyed by external forces some 2 to 3 years from now

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

I always wondered why he didn’t even try to make a big deal of the vaccine development.

i think the main problem he faced was that, on the other side of his mouth, he was saying covid wasn't a big deal and equated not wearing a mask with strength

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

Going great!

Herschel Walker at his rally just now: “23 and Me has screwed us all up”

— Roger Sollenberger (@SollenbergerRC) November 16, 2022

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

Dehydrated 10-year-old sent to hospital after arrival, as Governor Greg Abbott sends thousands of migrants to Democratic-led areas

Is there anyone we can send back in return? Thinking busloads of bedbugs, or japanese knotweeds

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link

(not comparing migrants to pests!)

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

this guy is one is the alltime political freaks

This is a real video from Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker’s speech pic.twitter.com/AjVXrc0L14

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 16, 2022

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

I'd like to send Tommy Udo to Abbott.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link

xpost most coherent I've ever seen him

N-n-n-nice Work, Dan Ppppeterson!

pplains, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

Senators Herschel and Tommy would have a grand time together in them ol' carters of power.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:04 (one year ago) link

Mitt Romney … loves me?

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link

thats right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

I would like to hear every politician's position on vampires, please. Cool? Not cool? Who would win in a fight, a vampire or a werewolf? Would you endorse a werewolf for office if they were great 95% of the time but terrible every time there is a full moon?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

xp

and so does all of congress. yes, all of congress

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

I can't believe Bain Romney looks fuckign courageous in 2023 for endorsing a marriage bill -- and that a marriage bill means what it didn't in 1996.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link

otm about desantis distinguishing himself by his performative cruelty. along the same lines, the pundits and screaming radio hosts are always talking about sending immigrants to the neighborhood of prominent democrats, but desantis was able to deliver on that promise by spending a couple million to hire a team of people to go to texas, lie to some immigrants who needed and help and fly them to cape cod and then just left them there.

From what I saw last weekend this is the part his voters got most excited about. It was, "Yes, it's cruel, but, hee hee hee, he did it!"

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

The cruelty is the point, etc.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

I'd like to hear Walker's views on Cronenbergian body horror, 80's slasher films, the folk horror revival, everything

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link

I'd like to set him on fire and feed his bones to Trump.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

feel like desantis cruelty is ultimately too blunt you need to mix in a lil razzle dazzle like ol donnie trump dress it up have some fun

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

^^^^

a (waterface), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

It's dubbed, right?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

I don't think Romney is hypocritical or engages in performative cruelty. He is trying. He is not interested in show. (I am not trying to defend anything else. My apologies for any errors in judgment.)

youn, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

I want to know why mainstream media is silent regarding his 7 fumbles in 1989

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

Mitt Romney very occasionally shows some of the backbone that his old man had.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link

Not dubbed, but out of sync.

nickn, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link

feel like desantis cruelty is ultimately too blunt you need to mix in a lil razzle dazzle like ol donnie trump dress it up have some fun

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 16, 2022 4:29 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^^

― a (waterface)

yeah this is one reason why I think he's peaked. Besides Trump's existence, DeSantis is the anonymous Nazi soldier putting the bullet in you, not Goebbels.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link

exactly, he's not having enough fun being cruel, and it shows

sleeve, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link

Would you endorse a werewolf for office if they were great 95% of the time but terrible every time there is a full moon?

"How could I be an anti-semite? I had a werewolf bar mitzvah."

here's a thought, though: what if it's left to other parts of the party and the rightwing media to provide the "fun" to his cruelty?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link

mitt's statement signals what side the money is on and it makes sense from the pov of utah, the would-be leaders of r&d for lovewashing 'religious freedom' if only they weren't a cult of freaks everyone else laughs at.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link

SLC has or had a gay mayor, yeah? So Romney's gotta play it a little safe

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link

squinty ron could never inspire boat parades where they go exactly the right speed to create a crazy wake that makes them sink, thats visionary shit, religious even

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link

ron is like the villain in a bad teen comedy, trump is a schumacher batman kinda gangster villain. so campy and strange and with odd colored skin.

omar little, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link

trump seems more reliant these days on the thing he does during speeches where he just rotates left and right and talks to people off to the side and puffs his chest out in a way that makes it look like he's trying to stay upright. major sniffing going on too.

omar little, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link

yeah hes old and unhealthy who knows if hes got the juice for another run

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:46 (one year ago) link

ron is like the villain in a bad teen comedy, trump is a schumacher batman kinda gangster villain.

bad teen comedy villain is exactly right. for trump i always think of the 1989 batman parade in gotham where nicholson is actually not doing a very good job of acting, where he just kind of pumps his arms out over and over, like TA-DAAAAAA! as the money flies around. reminds me of trump when he "dances" and pumps his fists out a few times

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link

DeSatis is the dickhead jock that always cans the nerdy hero, or Matt Dillon's character in My Bodyguard

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link

Not dubbed, but out of sync.

Come on, that's not Walker's voice, it's a joke video

Brad C., Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link

Anecdotal story: I was at a dinner that included a bunch of Chamber of Commerce type conservatives. When the subject of R nominee for 2024 came up, they sheepishly rolled their eyes about the prospects for Trump. Other options were mentioned - DeSantis brought shrugs and one person who knew him from school was reacted poorly. They all got giddy when the ringleader brought up Nikky Haley - it was pretty sad and funny.

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link

was

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link

I was at a dinner that included a bunch of Chamber of Commerce type conservatives

folks... we've identified the ilxor NYT plant

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link

the GOP have a fairly unique political problem in that they've conditioned their voters to straight up not give a shit about anything. they were so damn proud about stonewalling every single thing Obama wanted to do and holding open the Supreme Court vacancy and it directly led to the nomination of a dude with no political experience who based all his policy goals on what got the most applause. their entire platform for 2020 was a blank sheet of paper with "MAGA" scribbled on it. they're so nihilistic and cruel that they've driven record Dem turnout in 4 straight elections. maybe DeSantis can rally these folks but I kinda doubt it.

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

Haley/Gabbard 2024

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

Good news:

The Senate on Wednesday took a crucial step toward passing landmark legislation to provide federal protections for same-sex marriages, as 12 Republicans joined Democrats to advance the Respect for Marriage Act, putting it on track to become law in the twilight of the Democratic-held Congress.

The 62-37 vote, which came only days after the midterm elections in which Democrats retained control of the Senate but were on track to lose the House to Republicans, was a rare and notable last gasp of bipartisanship by a lame duck Congress as lawmakers looked toward an era of political gridlock in a divided Washington.

It also signaled a remarkable shift in American politics and culture, demonstrating how same-sex marriage, once a politically divisive issue, has been so widely accepted in society that a law to protect the rights of same-sex couples across the country could gain decisive, bipartisan majorities in both the Senate and the House. Last summer, 47 House Republicans joined Democrats to pass a version of the bill.

Senator Chuck Schumer, the majority leader, said that passage of the legislation, now expected after Thanksgiving, would be “one of the true highlights of the year for this body” and “one of the more significant accomplishments of this Senate to date.”

Speaking on the Senate floor, Mr. Schumer noted that his daughter and her wife were expecting a baby in the spring and he wanted “them, and every one in a loving relationship, to live without the fear that their rights could one day be stripped away.”

Didn't know Schumer's daughter was gay.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:19 (one year ago) link

Wow.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

Current status of the Republican civil war: confused skirmishes over control of vital "overpriced DC steakhouse" territory pic.twitter.com/chQGZFddpb

— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) November 16, 2022

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link

Morton's has a good burger iirc

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link

compensates for the cocktail called the Mortini.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

During the vote, Baldwin barely stepped more than three feet away from the clerk’s desk. Sinema split her time between the GOP cloakroom and the floor, where she closely watched the tally. Collins at one point joked to Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) after he voted no: “you could have surprised everybody!”

Such a happy place, such comity/comedy!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link

why was sinema interested in the GOP cloakroom?

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:49 (one year ago) link

Meanwhile, under the "X" in Texas:

Texas Republicans this week pre-filed several bills ahead of the state’s next legislative session in January, teeing up efforts to ban gender-affirming health care for transgender youth and subject drag performances to the same rigorous standards as nightclubs and bars...

As one who spends a fair amount of time in nightclubs and bars, I'm curious to find out what they mean by 'rigorous standards'.. the shitholes I visit barely mop the bathroom once a month

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link

why was sinema interested in the GOP cloakroom?

that's where her pinot grigio is hidden

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link

xp - I don't think they mean those "rigorous standards" as much as informally deputizing every MAGA clown in the state to walk into bars and clubs to report "violations"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:53 (one year ago) link

Okay, here are the deets:

Another measure introduced Monday by state Rep. Jared Patterson (R) seeks to classify any business that hosts a drag performance as a “sexually oriented businesses” under state law, meaning that patrons younger than 18 years old would be barred from the premises.

Those who violate the bill’s provisions will be charged with a Class A misdemeanor, on par with vehicle burglary and punishable by up to a year of county jail time and a fine of up to $4,000.

JFC, what about Dame Edna shows?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link

They're looking to criminalize drag shows for people under 18 in Tennessee too. The proposed law defines it as shows with male or female impersonators that "appeal to a prurient interest" — which is obviously weird because while drag shows can be bawdy, they certainly aren't all, and I can only imagine that things like Drag Queen Storyhour and Drag Queen Brunch are not. (Also there's the conflation of drag with trans, which aren't the same thing, etc.) Anyway, the moral panic is in full force.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

Lotta libraries about to be classified "sexually oriented businesses" for hosting drag story hours. JFC

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

There was an especially dumb freak-out in Chattanooga, where a video from an all-ages drag show circulated and there was a three-second clip where a little girl approached a performer dressed as Ariel and reached out a hand to touch the sequin scales on her dress. The Moms for Liberty crowd was in uproar saying the girl had been encouraged to touch the performer's genital area, which was so clearly not at all what happened. And THEN it came out that that performer wasn't even in drag, it was a woman dressed as Ariel who was part of the troupe.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

My friend makes these pins that have flaming pitchforks on them that say THE MORAL PANIC IS ABOUT ME and tbh it is life-affirming, even tho I am not trans, just a crazy leftist fag

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

Come on, that's not Walker's voice, it's a joke video

― Brad C., Wednesday, November 16, 2022 5:00 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

another angle

An extended anecdote from Herschel Walker on the trail today about vampires and werewolves:

“Vampires are cool people, are they not?”

“A werewolf can kill a vampire, did you know that? I never knew that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore, I want to be a werewolf.” 🧛🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/xpids7oTbW

— Dylan Wells (@dylanewells) November 16, 2022

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link

attending a drag show at Finocchio's in San Francisco was just a tourist thing back in the 40s/50s/60s, like going to the Hard Rock Cafe or something

Now it would be considered an indoctrination session lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:03 (one year ago) link

^true

Dan S, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link

Drag brunch is popular in Miami. I never saw one child besides bachelors and bachelorettes discovering the horrors of mimosas.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:11 (one year ago) link

The fucked thing about drag shows is you have THAT legislation, but in Orlando, people comfortably bring kids into drag shows. Hamburger Mary's has a drag brunch every Sunday or used to at least. Ginger Minj used to be part of it.

Fucking christofascists

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

Also the conflation between what's ostensibly a fun performance (drag shows) with the people's actual lives (trans rights).. like it's all the same thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:30 (one year ago) link

So are the dudes who wear the minnie mouse costumes at disneyworld “in drag” or

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link

Hopefully White Chicks will finally get banned

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link

xp well now I don't know what to think about Walker's position on vampires

Brad C., Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:39 (one year ago) link

Morton's? Fuck that noise.

It's the Palm or Charlie Palmer or ChopHouse.

If I can't go to Ray's anymore I might as well go to Ruth's Chris or, lord help me, Fogo.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link

It's official.. GOP owns the House

We have divided government, folks!

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link

Takes two wings to make a tender chicken iirc.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link

If Trump was impeached twice, then Hunter will be impeached THRICE

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

Knock three times etc.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

Democratic U.S. Rep. Karen Bass has defeated billionaire developer Rick Caruso to become the first Black woman mayor of Los Angeles. https://t.co/FPtcXzHlsA pic.twitter.com/vryYKgzr93

— The Associated Press (@AP) November 17, 2022



Elon Musk, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Chris Pratt, Gwyneth Paltrow - your boy took a hell of a beating!

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link

he burned $100m of his own money!

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:50 (one year ago) link

loved it when Caruso said he wasn't just white, he was Italian which is Latin, which we all know is just one letter away from...

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link

imagine what $100 million could've done for the LA homeless community

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link

so happy Bass won!

Dan S, Thursday, 17 November 2022 00:57 (one year ago) link

Especially since it wasn't even close. Kinda great.

Anyway now it'll be time for another Congressional election uh wait hold on

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 November 2022 01:05 (one year ago) link

(Or did she give up her seat already?)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 November 2022 01:05 (one year ago) link

[WA-03 loser] Kent suffered from a similar sort of insularity. He attacked sports fans, suggesting it’s not masculine for men to “watch other men compete in a silly game,” a view common in corners of the alt-right but unintelligible to normies.

lol, lmao

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 01:31 (one year ago) link

he was Italian which is Latin, which we all know is just one letter away from...

ATLien?

Latin, which we all know is just one letter away from...

lapin, ñ'est pas?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link

it also looks like Katie Porter won CA-47!

Dan S, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link

!

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:28 (one year ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

Be nice if the Deep State could bump off 7 elderly Republicans in January.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:30 (one year ago) link

we should call them

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link

lag∞n, I appoint you to call them.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

cool does anyone have contacts in the illuminati

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link

Why don't we drop this subject...it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:46 (one year ago) link

can we do jihad

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 November 2022 02:48 (one year ago) link

more champagne!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 03:00 (one year ago) link

Post thumbs up Osama to their accounts until they die of shock

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 17 November 2022 03:19 (one year ago) link

god I just remembered that DeSantis is the guy who literally broke down film of Trump speaking so he could imitate all his weird little mannerisms. hoo doggy it's gonna be a fun primary

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link

whaaaa? that is really weird

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 03:35 (one year ago) link

I mean, who wouldn't?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

So he’s to Trump as Buttigieg is to Obama

^ otm punditry

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2022 04:16 (one year ago) link

Anyway now it'll be time for another Congressional election uh wait hold on

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, November 16, 2022 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

(Or did she give up her seat already?)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, November 16, 2022 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is the moment when @KarenBassLA learned @AP_Politics declared she won the L.A. Mayor's race.

She was working at her L.A. congressional office. pic.twitter.com/WYEqMmF9DX

— Elex Michaelson (@Elex_Michaelson) November 17, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 05:09 (one year ago) link

i can feel the monkey paw curling as a say this but trump v desantis straight up could get crazy, good chance trump will sabotage the situation if its not going his way, dont think theres really anything he wont stoop to

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 16, 2022 2:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is what makes me think desantis won't run, and trump will clear the field (except lol pence).

on the other hand

Remarkable. The 2022 election sent Trump's favorable rating from an already low 38% down to 33%.

Among Republicans, Trump's favorable rating went from 81% to 71%, the lowest it's been since before the 2016 election.https://t.co/Ac6Y912uuq pic.twitter.com/HTW4iV0d1A

— Drew Linzer (@DrewLinzer) November 16, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 05:10 (one year ago) link

karen bass is probably going to suck as much as garcetti, but caruso is truly evil and it's good he set his own money on fire.

also good that the the LASD sherriff lost by 20 points (to someone who is just evil, rather than evil *and* a criminal).

and there are now three legit progressives on the city council of 14 (was two before this election, could have been four, but lol venice).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 05:18 (one year ago) link

Case in point,.. I opened my set tonight with Herschel Walker’s vampire material. Mans got a future in comedy pic.twitter.com/oqkqGMInbD

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) November 17, 2022

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 17 November 2022 05:22 (one year ago) link

if you haven't heard the news yet, you might want to sit down.

it's about joe biden.

this morning, jim jordan announced that, as chair of the judiciary committee, he's going to be launching an investigation into hunter biden's activities. and not just hunter -- apparently this shit goes deep, all the way to the president of the united states. James Comer, who is an up and coming asshole on the national stage and incoming chair of the oversight committee, is also on board. “We are going to make it very clear that this is now an investigation of President Biden" he said last night during an interview with sean hannity, a wonderful journalist

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

Good morning!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

i really should have put that within Hide tags. it might be a good practice to completely hide #huntergate inside tags for the duration of the breathtaking scandal

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link

oh shit, Jim Jordan on the case.

When's that George Clooney produced Ohio State abuse scandal doc coming again?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link

If you think about it, Hunter Biden would never have been the son of the president had Joe Biden not become president. This goes all the way to the top. #offbrandon

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link

Can only imagine they'll find a way to work his daughter's diary in there too. I'm sure this will be at least as productive as the Benghazi hearings.

anyone have any thoughts about pelosi/house democratic leadership? apparently she's supposed to announce it, any moment now

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/nancy-pelosi-future-plans-announcement-democrats-lose-house-rcna57573

The speaker’s plans are still unclear, but a source told NBC News that she took home two different versions of the speech she plans to deliver. She is expected to speak at 12:10 p.m. ET.

"We’re all waiting for white smoke from the Vatican," one senior Democratic lawmaker told NBC News.

the ole 'two different versions' trick, i love it!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

The longer one is a Tom Moulton remix

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

has vibraphone and at the start she rips the fake one in half then commences

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:22 (one year ago) link

she's reading it now, and it just said "gave proof through the night that the flag was still there" and received very tepid applause

damn, i was hoping she'd go with the "now it's time to settle every single grievance, at length, you fuckers" version

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

two olds enter. no olds leave.

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:25 (one year ago) link

she's reading it now, and it just said "gave proof through the night that the flag was still there"

america is the most embarrassing country.

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

aaaaand she's stepping down

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

Helluva run. Best House Speaker since Rayburn and maybe even better than Rayburn.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

Pramilaaaaaaaaaaa

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link

The longer one expounds on her feelings re vampires vs werewolves.

nickn, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link

i would just like to note at this point that hakeem jeffries is terrible, and will make a terrible dem house leader/speaker. is he running?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

The real question is who among the Dems has her talent for iron control over the caucus?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link

xp she definitely had a good run during a very complicated time. i do wish she would have passed the torch in 2018, but alas. speaker decisions are difficult because it's not about who has the best ideas or the best vision for the future or whatever, it's about who can get all of the members to vote in the same direction

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link

Whatever triumphs we've got -- there are a few -- it's thanks in large part to her vote counting.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link

xxp how's Clyburn's record as whip?

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

i don't know, but like pelosi, he's 82, and it would great if they could get some leadership that is within 20 years of most of their voters

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

quick googling but the median age of democratic voters appears to be about 35 years old. so fuck, if they can even get within 25 years of that, it would be a nice change of pace

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

Steny Hoyer is a spry young 83, call him in

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

Hunter is 52, just saying

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

The median age for representatives in the last congress was 60, but it's possible that's lower among just the Democratic delegation

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

I just... shut it all down. Just shut everything down.

Herschel Walker doesn't come across as the ideal US Senator, but the main reason he's called "stupid" seems to be because he speaks in a heavy regional dialect, with lots of colloquialisms. This alone does not make him "stupid" -- he sounds like countless Blacks in the Deep South

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) November 17, 2022

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link

This man has somehow amassed more than 300,000 followers and they can't all be hate follows.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

Clarence Thomas has a regional accent. He is stupid.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link

I just can't imagine even feigning that kind of incredulousness.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link

Hoyer and Clyburn both stepped down as well so there ya go.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

Jeffries will earn some leadership position then.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

At least one of our Dem reps from Minnesota has already named him by name, so the wheels are def turning

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link

Hoyer seemed the most innocuous. I can't think of anything memorable he ever said. Or was his power in the back rooms?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link

Jeffries served as a clerk for Judge Harold Baer Jr. of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, then worked in the litigation department of Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison before becoming assistant litigator for Viacom and CBS, where he worked on litigation stemming from the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy.

TIL

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

Jeffries to me then: “I’m a Black progressive Democrat concerned with addressing racial and social and economic injustice with the fierce urgency of now. … There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism.”

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) November 17, 2022

cool, cool

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

"hard-left democratic socialism"

wha?

rob, Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

"never take the knee"

lol Fighting the real enemy-- Chapo

The political song satirist Mark Russell once rhymed "well... anyhoo" with "Steny who?"

And that has not left my mind.

I have no idea where my car keys are but I can remember verbatim lyrics to some stupid sub-"Capitol Steps"-level parody song from 20 years ago. This is 51, folks.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

just hitting me now how bad jeffries is going to be. don't know what you've got til it's gone.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

I would probably not put anyone soiled by SBF money in a leadership position but that’s just me.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

call your congressperson and tell them to support Pramila

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

I've been assuming for years she wants it

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

as a compromise, jeffries should at least do a tip of the hat and a nod in the direction of hard-left democratic socialism

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

He can't -- he's on his knees.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

"There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism."

https://media.tenor.com/A6REms8pMPMAAAAC/gia-gunn.gif

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

Can't believe they're gonna replace a passionate socialist crusader like Nancy Pelosi with a sellout hack like Hakeem Jeffries.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link

There was a Politico article a couple of weeks ago that implied that the job is Jeffries' if he wants it:
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/04/secret-meeting-hakeem-jeffries-pelosi-00065078

jaymc, Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

Clyburn: "I look forward to her continued service and doing whatever I can to assist our new generation of Democratic Leaders which I hope to be Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, and Pete Aguilar."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhyR1lAX0AInqCW.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

Jeffries sounds like a dud

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

From @WUTangKids — The next 2 years of Republicans running the house summed up in one quote:pic.twitter.com/dCVnMb63uU

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) November 17, 2022

Play the hits

Hunter Biden's laptop is REAL.

— House Republicans (@HouseGOP) November 17, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

Jeffries to me then: “I’m a Black progressive Democrat concerned with addressing racial and social and economic injustice with the fierce urgency of now. … There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism.”
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) November 17, 2022

cool, cool

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), 17. november 2022 19:57 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Believe, believe. In the resolute urgency of now

Mule, Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

Hunter hearings are going to be a bust with anyone who isn't already insane. Their smoking gun is going to be a text exchange of Biden telling Hunter he's got to stop fucking up but that he loves him anyway.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

That House GOP tweet is already deleted.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

Counterpoint: no it isn’t

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

Whoops, not sure how that happened.

Anyway, is there anyone outside of MAGA world who doesn't recognize the Hunter Biden laptop story as the ham-handed attempt at a frameup that it is?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

xpost Hell, didn't they leave up their Kanye Elon Trump tweet?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

Hakeem Jeffries is under 60, therefore, I approve

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

is he the guy who quotes Biggie all the time?

I love it when you call me Big Haka.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:26 (one year ago) link

I mean, Hunter's laptop IS apparently real, but if there's anything more to it than the weak sauce reported in the original NY Post story I haven't seen anyone bring it forth in the last two years. A Burisma guy thanks Hunter for introducing him to his dad, and there's the China email with a reference to "the big guy," and then there's the totally dishonest portrayal of the effort to oust the corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor. Plus they'll probably play the whole sex-and-drugs video just for fun. All just proving that Hunter is/was a dude with drug and money problems desperate to be a player somehow, which everyone already knows.

Meanwhile Jared Kushner's much more substantial quid pro quo with the Saudis just goes by the wayside of course.

Seriously, they should just screen that live.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

Is that ... the Christmas Story lamp in the background lol

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link

I skipped through that movie and it looks like the whole thing was shot on like two sets. Why is right-wing filmmaking always so terrible? I guess because they're not in it for the craft.

But for the counterpoint, I give you Armond White: https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/10/sympathy-for-the-screwup-son/

"How do you turn a political argument into a work of art? My Son Hunter is the answer."

all the talk in this thread about hoyers in the backrooms getting it on, on their knees with the fierce urgency of now to accommodate hard-left democratic socialism is making me very horny

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link

armond so far down in the hole he’s rhapsodizing about the moral political integrity of robert davi

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

xp take it to the republican cloak room.

BrianB, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

Actor-turned-director Robert Davi uses this farce structure for nuanced behavior and moral fantasy. After Hunter snorts cocaine at a party, his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack. When bribed by China’s largest private oil company, his eyes turn into cartoon moneybags. But these comic effects are balanced by each performer’s expert raillery: Joe taunts, “Oh, come on, man! What kind of moron forgets to pick up his laptop?” and Hunter corrects, “Actually, it’s uh, two laptops.” Beltway vaudeville.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

I click on Armond's comments once in a while and they're like, "What do you SEE in this movie? It sucks!"

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link

After Hunter snorts cocaine at a party, his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack.

Yep, that's definitely how that works.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

Why is right-wing filmmaking always so terrible? I guess because they're not in it for the craft.

They've just got to stick with violent fantasies that aren't topical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfAExhHTMM

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

I really kinda do wanna see that Hunter Biden movie

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

just wait til the Durham Report is release! Just wait!

(Does anyone remember the Nunes Memo?)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link

sorry to be a downer, but the Christmas Story lamp was just a leg, not a body

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

I skipped through that movie

i skipped right to 42:00, and wow i did not expect a monologue about gaining power in ukraine while he was having sex

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 23:41 (one year ago) link

Your diligence to updating Loz Fox’s profile on Mr Skin is truly admirable

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 17 November 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

Living where I do, you sometimes run into Fox news even when you just go out for dinner. I was surprised to find out that Joe Biden is running a criminal empire out of the White House that kinda described him as a pimp and the Democrats found success at the ballot box by embracing being victims.

earlnash, Friday, 18 November 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link

^^Life ain't nothin' but snitches and malarkey...

I don't mind taking shit for praising her, but it's thanks to Pelosi that the ACA passed. I have friends with diabetes and other pre-existing conditions alive -- I don't mind saying it -- thanks to her. She knew it would destroy the Dems' governing majority; she did it anyway. And I'd argue 2008-2010 was more politically fraught than 2018-2020 because she had to keep the Blue Dogs in line.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:16 (one year ago) link

^^yes!

Dan S, Friday, 18 November 2022 01:18 (one year ago) link

👍🏽

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link

So here's something darkly humorous...the Respect for Marriage Act is being referred to as the "same-sex marriage bill" but it also has repercussions for interracial marriages. Which means Mitch McConnell voted against protections for interracial marriage...while being in one. If I though this would provoke even one minute's conversation in their house, I'd be laughing harder, but his wife knows the rules of the game as well as he does.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:28 (one year ago) link

It's crazy to look at the debris of House GOP speakers from molester Hastert through Boehner and Ryan and now McCarthy and how badly they controlled their caucuses. Hastert may've been the best only because Bush gave the orders.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link

DeLay was the real power in the Hastert years

And fucking Schumer didn't do this in 2018 like Pelosi did.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/12/12/us/politics/12dc-nancy/12dc-nancy-superJumbo.jpg

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link

And she ripped up a sitting president's speech in front of the camera for the world to see. I mean.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 01:48 (one year ago) link

I don't love Pelosi but she was legit. Politics is hard, and she was good at it.

A dissenting opinion from Perry Bacon Jr.: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/11/17/nancy-pelosi-speaker-era-failure/

jaymc, Friday, 18 November 2022 04:51 (one year ago) link

thanks for the dm armond

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Friday, 18 November 2022 09:50 (one year ago) link

Every time I forget myself and think something like, "oh well at least Armond isn't praising the works of Dinesh D'Souza," I remember ... oh yeah, it doesn't matter:

Sick of the Parkland Puppets yet? Why their ubiquitous presence on TV news shows? Who's their publicist? Obviously not just being picked up off the street, no 16-year-old has quick access to network news producers. Clearly, some PR exec is handling these Alt-Left kids. pic.twitter.com/wJEjcuKKgo

— Armond White (@3xchair) February 20, 2018

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 18 November 2022 10:45 (one year ago) link

OK, stop.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 10:58 (one year ago) link

Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert, a renowned conservative firebrand whose combative style helped define the new right, is likely headed to an automatic recount in her bid to fend off a surprisingly difficult challenge by a Democratic businessman from the ritzy ski town of Aspen.

The Associated Press has declared the election in Colorado's 3rd Congressional District too close to call. AP will await the results of a potential recount to call the race. With nearly all votes counted, the incumbent Boebert leads Democrat Adam Frisch by 0.16 percentage points, or 551 votes out of nearly 327,000 votes counted.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 18 November 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link

That’s so ridiculous close!

Good luck Frisch and USA

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

Eh, that was also the margin in Bush-Gore in Florida, right? And recounting the entire state didn't make up the difference. That's a lot of votes to flip in a recount.

Lol

Biggs is a no. Gaetz is a no. Good seems to be a no. At 221, he can lose three. Lots and lots of twists and turns expected between now and then. https://t.co/E22vXHb7jG

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 18, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

Biggs Wasserman has seen enough

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link

Eh, that was also the margin in Bush-Gore in Florida, right? And recounting the entire state didn't make up the difference. That's a lot of votes to flip in a recount.

a full-state recount would have given Gore the win.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 18 November 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link

which Gore, master tactician, insisted wasn't necessary

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link

and, it being Florida, 18 counties didn't conduct the recounts required by law.

bulb after bulb, Friday, 18 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Yes, right, but still — that was millions of votes, is my point. Changing a 500-vote margin in a House district race seems really unlikely.

I'm happy for Boebert to be made nervous. I just don't think she'll lose.

agree

bulb after bulb, Friday, 18 November 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link

she seems like the kind of person who might respond to a close win by not running next time tbh.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

She'll eventually become western Colorado's answer to Sarah Palin.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

which Colorado needed

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link

“Dems in Array”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

... of shapes and sizes

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

NEWS: AG Garland has appointed a special counsel to determine whether Donald Trump should face charges in Jan. 6 and Mar-a-Lago probes.

Details TK w/ @joshgerstein

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) November 18, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

Too bad Ken Starr kicked the bucket, this is right up his alley

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

it took Garland 23 months to appoint a special counsel for Jan 6

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

more negativity:

i get that the legal system is slow and the federal government is like a giant ship that is very slow to change course

but fuck, remember january 6? anyone here remember seeing january 6 when it happened? was it not completely obvious to everyone in the fucking world, jfc

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link

i swear the hide tag does not work, sometimes, and i can't prove it. i think it happens most often when i put the tags a line above or a line below the parts i meant to hide? or maybe i'm just incredibly bad at using the hide tags.

anyway, it's simply magical and an overall good time that a special counsel has been appointed days after trump announced he was running for president again

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

Sorry the whole hide tag division got fired for their posts in the ILX slack.

also, as greg sargent wrote today,

Among Democrats, the conventional reading of the incoming GOP House majority goes like this: Republicans will commence investigations with the care and judiciousness of a toddler throwing spaghetti against the wall. Most won’t stick. But if Republicans turn up something to damage Joe Biden’s presidency, they will have accomplished their mission.

That is no doubt one GOP goal. But there’s a less obvious way that Republicans can wield House probes to political advantage. If they can confuse voters — and seduce the news media — into treating any and all congressional oversight as inevitably politically motivated, they will succeed in a whole different fashion.

This goal — which entails obfuscating the basic distinction between oversight conducted in good faith and in bad — will be within reach for Republicans, due to a peculiar situation. The House select committee examining Donald Trump’s coup attempt will release its report before the end of this year, and might make criminal referrals. Those findings will be debated well into next year, while Trump is running for president.

Which means that for House Republicans, the goal of next year’s investigations will not just be to let a thousand Hunter Biden probes bloom. It will also be to discredit revelations produced by Democrats about Trump.

awesome timing to wait until the day after it was confirmed that the GOP will indeed take the house!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link

If they're smart enough to know what they're doing, sure.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link

Prosecuting a former President has no precedent, and is fraught with risk. There was also a lot not initially known by the public about what happened on that date that slowly got disseminated during the hearings, not to mention there was a concurrent investigation of Mar-a-Lago.

Given the sensitive nature of things I'm ok with the timing of it results in something. Big if.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link

In re discrediting investigations overall, we've already been through bogus investigations with the Benghazi hearings and the House "Russiagate" probe. That didn't stop the Jan. 6 committee from having some impact.

FWIW, it has been pointed out that the guy they appointed, Jack Smith, once indicted a CIA Officer (and secured a conviction) for mishandling national defense information. And my man Renato tweeted that he thinks this might delay the investigation by weeks, not months, if at all.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link

The Bush Administration carried out an illegal rendition and torture program and faced no consequences--in fact, one of those involved later was made head of the CIA. So, I am very skeptical that Trump will face any real consequences for his many crimes.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

wow, the special counsel is kind of intimidating

https://i.imgur.com/nad076J.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link

donald j trump you are hereby sentenced to getting punched in the face by that guy

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

They could put that on pay per view.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

I slept with him1

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

kinda has a Hunt for Red October vibe

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link

dude looks a lot like Silas Weir Mitchell tbrr

kinda wild to learn Alfred slept with Rob McElhenney via this thread!

rob, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

It's Always Lusty In Philadelphia

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

he look like 80% of Miami Chileans.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

Also: Merrick Garlan's voice = Peter Coyote + peach fuzz.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

* Garland

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

why can the justice dept appoint a third party to be independent? does the trump posse have to approve this too?

| (Latham Green), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

Nope. Keep in mind the reverse applied under Trump, which is why there were the two failed Durham prosecutions and why they're still trying to decide on, as it happens, one H. Biden.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 November 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

I'm sure Americans, suffering from food inflation and heating bills, are desperate to see our political leaders take HUNTER to task!

Republicans are on a losing streak

| (Latham Green), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link

are desperate to see our political leaders take HUNTER to task!

It's 'payback time', pure & simple - they're all Trump lackeys clamoring for these... McCarthy's gonna have his hands full with these loonies

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link

can I fuck General Zod

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link

Don’t underestimate the power of groupthink in the right wing information bubble. For a lot of them and a lot of their constituents, the great injustice of the burying of the Hunter Biden laptop story has been nonstop news for the past two years. I know people who are actually still mad about it. They think it’s real. Yes it’s a political ploy and all that, but I guarantee you some of those doofuses really think they are on to some historic corruption here.

Just like with "her emails" and just like with "his birth certificate."

nickn, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

i'm sorry, but there is a strict rule to not fuck general zod

it's a long story

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link

"Kneel before Zod" seems to have been the original protocol. But I see nothing in the source documentation dictating the next steps.if

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

i feel bad for the people caught up in hillary's emails and hunter biden's laptop, because obviously they're spending a lot of time on the internet. they're sitting there, reading the theories, and then they get a new email and they're reminded, once again, of hillary's emails and what was on them. as soon as they can put themselves back together again to type in newsweek.com, they find themselves looking at the laptop they're touching, and remember again, hunter biden's laptop, now what the heck is on that? probably a bunch of emails to hillary clinton

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

xp under no circumstances should one kneel before zod

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link

Tell me all your thoughts on Zod

What if Zod was one of us

Etc.

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link

i feel bad for the people caught up in hillary's emails and hunter biden's laptop, because obviously they're spending a lot of time on the internet.

pot, kettle

you successfully dialed back your incessant stream-of-consciousness doomposting a couple of weeks back, plz try again

sleeve, Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link

guys Bolsonaro can't put on pants right now

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2022 01:44 (one year ago) link

^checks out! thx for the heads up

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 19 November 2022 01:51 (one year ago) link

xpost that was a bummer to read but i suppose so am i. table said something similar a recently and i took a week off. that was the time you were referencing when you said i dialed it back. i just wasn't here. it's hard to hear from people i like, but it also means i take it seriously, so thank you for letting me know. sorry to be doomy. i know it's not fun to be around. it's a good time for me to take another break anyway, so thank you for the push in that direction

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

I love you, Karl.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:48 (one year ago) link

I found KM’s post to be a genially constructed joke, not unfocused doomposting, and smiled at the punchline

But if a commuter’s smile happens under a mask, did they commit a smile at all?

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:41 (one year ago) link

but our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. their shenanigans are evil and nasty. you know, as one of the Super Troopers might say

frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link

by the way don't think I didn't notice the price of gas going down by 70 cents one week after the election you fucking crooks

frogbs, Saturday, 19 November 2022 04:39 (one year ago) link

KM you are a good poster in my book and actually i almost singled out one of your one-liners earlier today for being great and funny. as far as longer-form political analysis goes, i think you have a pretty damn good handle on the American right-wing nut psyche and the bigger structural problems that tip us into a beyond-satire daily bald-faced cynical theater of the absurd.

could it be that spending too much time spelling that out and articulating its contours could do more harm than good, or make the situation seem more closed and hopeless than it is, or just not be the way you want to spend your day versus reviving great old 80s video game threads? idk! not really my fuckin job to say! that shit's your call. but meantime, please know you're a good poster and that your great many good posts have brought me a lot of chuckles and more over the years.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 November 2022 05:43 (one year ago) link

Can’t remember if I’ve said so, but: KM, your takes are always welcome.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 19 November 2022 10:18 (one year ago) link

Rare thing to get me on this thread: KM is as word-perfect funny as Rob Sheffield at his best.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 November 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link

Just to be clear on what this means, Alliance Defending Freedom is asking a hand-picked, Trump-appointed district judge in Amarillo to effectively block legal access to Mifepristone on a nationwide basis.

Stunningly important — and stunningly cynical. https://t.co/cEvCkmbOxv

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 18, 2022

curmudgeon, Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

Not even worth pointing out that they're explicitly using activist judges to achieve what they can't via popular opinion, I guess.

alfred, sic, doctor casino, raymond cummings, and clemenza all otm x 10

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link

Glanced at some piece asking if Biden, who turns 80 today I think, is too old to run for president again. The most obvious answer is, yeah, duh. He would be 86 or so when he leaves office. But yet another bad precedent set by Trump is seeking the office for personal protection. I can totally imagine Biden not running, not being president again, and then all the lunatics in the GOP persecuting him and his family till they are in jail or dead

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link

Maybe, I don't know. The Biden/Brandon hatred is totally situational, I don't think it runs anywhere near as deep as the antipathy to the Clintons and Obama. If Biden were no longer the one keeping them from dominance I think their interest would fade fast.

But it does sadly look like one result of the midterms is that Biden's going to run again. I can't stress enough how bad an idea I think that is, and if the Dems had anyone credible champing at the bit a la DeSantis I would 100% support whoever that was getting in. But they don't, so. Jesus. I can't believe we are headed for another fucking showdown of white men born in the 1940s.

Kind of wondering if the repubs end up carnivalizing their own party by splitting into the corporate conservative side and the ranting teabaggers and then they are so divided they never win again - or a third party candidate runs who ruins everything for them by stealing votes

| (Latham Green), Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

I feel like they carnivalized their party a long time ago.

Kind of wondering if the repubs end up carnivalizing their own party by splitting into the corporate conservative side and the ranting teabaggers and then they are so divided they never win again - or a third party candidate runs who ruins everything for them by stealing votes

― | (Latham Green), Sunday, November 20, 2022 8:27 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's overdue by several years and several times. It's probably still happening and is just an atrociously slow and ugly process, a continuous identity crisis for the GOP. A third center party in the US would be an excellent political response to all this, one can dream.

Nabozo, Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

You don’t give up the incumbency advantage unless you’re forced. The Democrats have Pritzker and Whitaker who look like decent possibilities but I think it would end up being Harris and she’d get smoked in the general.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 20 November 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link

lol the comments quickly turn into rehashing whether Bernie could have beat Trump. Hence the problem. On the GOP side, it’s “Trump or DeSantis.” On the Dem side it’s Biden or … who? I hate it. But my hope for any alternative (short of a health condition that forces Biden out) is waning fast. Good luck USA.

Nobody over 70 — 75 maximum — should be eligible for any federal office.

iPhone autocorrect has not learned Whitmer

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 20 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

A third center party in the US would be an excellent political response to all this, one can dream.

"Center" as defined by whom? Chuck Todd, Joe Lieberman and Andrew Yang?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 20 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

whitmer, pritzker and healy are the most promising potential candidates in my mind (no idea if healy would run and also not sure what her appeal would be like in a general, given she's a LADY GAY, but I like her; then again I tend to like losing candidates)

akm, Sunday, 20 November 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

also I think we need to throw Polis up there. The guy is extremely well liked in colorado. and given the tenor of the GOP in opposition to LGBTQ people in this country (against, I feel, popular sentiment) and the shit that just happened today, it would not be stupid for the dems to run a gay candidate. but again, I have terrible political instincts, I thought Howard Dean was a shoo-in so wtf do I know.

akm, Sunday, 20 November 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

It'd be nice if we could have an open primary where all these hopers could jump in and test the waters. But right now we have to wait until 20-goddam-28.

yeah I dunno about that, kind of thinking biden won't run despite everything he's implied to the contrary

akm, Sunday, 20 November 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link

talking yetserday with people we were trying to remember when the last time a sitting president running for re-election got primaried and I could only come up with Teddy Kennedy/Carter. Did Brown primary Clinton?

akm, Sunday, 20 November 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link

Bush/Buchanan

Bush/Buchanan

The '92 GOP race was my first experience with people who thought a Republican president wasn't crazy enough.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 November 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link

yeah I completely erased Buchanan from my memory

akm, Sunday, 20 November 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

Nobody over 70 — 75 maximum — should be eligible for any federal office.

otmfm

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 20 November 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link

You know they used to just run people as people should have had a choice. The whole running somewhat unopposed is kinda of a newer thing. Of course, you did not used to need $100 million dollars to run for the f'ing office, but hey bribery is legal these dayssssssssssssssssssss.

earlnash, Monday, 21 November 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link

The Modern Presidents with primary challenges have all lost the general afaict (Ford, Carter, Bush) so I think parties do anything they can to avoid them

If you’re going to set an upper age limit, you’re gonna have to set a lower one too. I don’t want to live in an America where a baby can’t run for president with his/her great-grandparent as veep.

an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 21 November 2022 05:58 (one year ago) link

President unborn fetus will take removal of the 35 limit and addition of fetal personhood amendment to next level

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Monday, 21 November 2022 06:05 (one year ago) link

Nobody over 70 — 75 maximum — should be eligible for any federal office.

otmfm

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 20 November 2022 23:09 (yesterday) link

why stop there? add operating a vehicle!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 21 November 2022 07:20 (one year ago) link

Age limits seem like a repeat of the term limits argument.

There is a whole school of thought that the way to get old people out of politics is to not vote for them. Vote for other people instead. The way to get people to not stay in office forever is to not vote for them, and to vote for other people instead. I live in a state with a notoriously strict term limit for governor, and it's an open question about whether that has helped us or harmed us in the long run.

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 November 2022 13:14 (one year ago) link

Good morning!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 November 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link

I mean, there's a fairly simple solution to keep old fucks out of politics:

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODYwMDhlNGYtMjJkYi00ZTViLTgxNTgtZGNlYjdjNmFiYTVmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTIwODk1NTQ@._V1_.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 21 November 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link

I'd take Bernie over 40 year-old Peter Buttigieg. 51 year-old Hakeem Jeffries likely next Dem leader in the House is just a corporate Dem who does bidding of lobbyists

https://prospect.org/politics/succession-hakeem-jeffries-nancy-pelosi/

2021 article

curmudgeon, Monday, 21 November 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

I thought Howard Dean was a shoo-in so wtf do I know.

I honestly still don't get why Howard Dean didn't have more political legs.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link

I honestly still don't get why Howard Dean didn't have more political legs.

Howard Dean was 5'9". He would have been the shortest president since Carter. Can't have that.

(Seriously, Carter was the only US president of the modern era — since JFK — not to be 6' or taller. Truman was 5'9", Eisenhower was 5'10", a fact which surprised me. I thought he would have been about 6'2".)

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link

Was Dean left handed?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 November 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

He was left branded.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

I'd take Bernie over 40 year-old Peter Buttigieg. 51 year-old Hakeem Jeffries likely next Dem leader in the House is just a corporate Dem who does bidding of lobbyists

I'd take a younger Bernie over them but c'mon, Bernie should retire. He's 81. Holding on that long is mostly about ego, the idea that nobody but you can do this important work. And it stifles the party pipeline.

Nixon was over 6'? I always pictured him as shorter...maybe unduly influence by Anthony Hopkins' portrayal, where I think he hunches over a bit.

clemenza, Monday, 21 November 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link

Probably also subconsciously attributed a Napoleonic complex to him.

clemenza, Monday, 21 November 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

Wikipedia has Nixon at 5' 11-1/2". Obviously, this is of paramount importance...carry on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

clemenza, Monday, 21 November 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link

5’11 & 1/2 means 5’9” in reality

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

Is It Immoral for Presidents and Presidential Aspiriants to Wear Lifts To Appear Taller and More Powerful? A Discussion Thread

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link

I googled DeSantis' height recently because he kind of presents as a shortish guy to me, but it says he's 5'11" so I guess not.

The Sky Is Not The Limit and You’re Never Gonna Guess What Is: Height in U.S.A. Governance, 1920-2030

Don’t mind me, just goof in’

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

Bernie Sanders ain't getting any taller folks

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link

not with that attitude he isn't

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link

C'mon, y'all, everyone knows the ultimate metric of presidentiality is hand size

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 November 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

I honestly still don't get why Howard Dean didn't have more political legs.

well he did wind up being the last good DNC head

akm, Monday, 21 November 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

Yup, he was head and shoulders above the rest ... well, not physically but still

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Monday, 21 November 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

From an article about Ron Klain:

Progressives credit Klain with helping inject their proposals into the White House policy debate and building out an apparatus that’s put liberal allies in positions of power across government. Perhaps just as importantly, they said, he’s served as a high-level sounding board for the wing traditionally treated by the Democratic establishment with suspicion or outright derision — and won over liberals who once perceived Biden as out of touch with the progressive base.

“He was not my first or second choice for president, but I am a convert,” Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.), who heads the Congressional Progressive Caucus, said of Biden. “I never thought I would say this, but I believe he should run for another term and finish this agenda we laid out.”

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 November 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link

I googled DeSantis' height recently because he kind of presents as a shortish guy to me, but it says he's 5'11" so I guess not.


Well there goes my theory. He has such a “short guy” aura though. He looks like a freaking fire plug.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 21 November 2022 15:55 (one year ago) link

I know, he has a weird boxy build.

https://i.imgur.com/JSBKbCo.jpg

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

If John Ritter, David Duchovny, and Jason Bateman had a baby...

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

looking at pictures of dean with gore and clinton, then looking at pictures of them with obama, GWB, etc, I'd say 5-10 or 5-11 seems reasonable for dean

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link

I voted for Dean in the primary even after he'd been mathematically eliminated, partly because I thought the media reaction to his yelp was one of the weirdest cases of political journalism groupthink I've ever seen.

it's pretty quaint, post-trump and all the crazy shit that happens on a daily basis now, to think of a time when THAT was something that could sink your career

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

yeah, didn't get it at the time, LOL at it now

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link

Anyway I thought Dean was fucked cos of the fact he was unapologetically pro choice and also that stupid “scream” video.

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 21 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link

I voted for Dean in the primary even after he'd been mathematically eliminated, partly because I thought the media reaction to his yelp was one of the weirdest cases of political journalism groupthink I've ever seen.


i know, #onethread, but if Twitter existed then there would have been some heartening pushback on the punditocracy and maybe Dean would have overcome it.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 21 November 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

Anyway I thought Dean was fucked cos of the fact he was unapologetically pro choice and also that stupid “scream” video.

― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac),

now I imagine Dean as Janet Jackson in the "Scream" video.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 November 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

I'd take Bernie over 40 year-old Peter Buttigieg.

― curmudgeon, Monday, November 21, 2022

regardless of who we’re comparing him to, Bernie’s time has expired! he should retire

Dan S, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link

I shouldn't have said 'retire', I just think that his time is over as a presidential candidate

Dan S, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

Bernie should steal Mayo Pete’s life energy and serve another 40 years

mayo has a dearth of life energy is what i'm tryna say here

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link

Make Pete a blood boy for the geriatric Dems

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 03:49 (one year ago) link

x-post -I'd take Bernie over 40 year-old Peter Buttigieg.

― curmudgeon, Monday, November 21, 2022

regardless of who we’re comparing him to, Bernie’s time has expired! he should retire

Ideally a younger liberal or progressive would be best, but Pete's just a centrist corporate go-getter

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

A new benchmark for bothsidesing. If you click through, what she's referring to is the Biden WH being misleading about allowing Vogue to set up a private photo shoot ahead of the White House wedding.

A low point for the Washington Post. https://t.co/THHuqKRhzK

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) November 22, 2022

Ashley Parker of course got her start as Maureen Dowd's researcher. Apples, trees, etc.

wait maureen dowd has researchers

symsymsym, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

I know we’ve all moved on but Dean’s campaign was artificially inflated by the media thinking internet support was more powerful in 2004 than it actually was; he did the scream as part of a speech where he was trying to rally his supporters after coming in third at the Iowa Caucus as compared to what his campaign and the pundits were expecting. The scream didn’t make him lose, he was already losing

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

I think that's true and it was going to be Kerry anyway. But the coverage of the scream was really something else.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme-court-trump-tax-returns-house-ways-and-means-committee-democrats/

The Supreme Court on Tuesday declined to block the Treasury Department from turning over several years of former President Donald Trump's tax returns to the House Ways and Means Committee, clearing the way for Democrats to obtain the records weeks before Republicans take control of the House in January.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link

lol so ... a few more years?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

Boy those IRS auditors are gonna by annoyed by this interruption

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

Honestly an insane amount of legal Ls Trump is getting today across the board.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link

Everyone who applied and was eligible for a personal letter saying they were approved but payment was blocked by the courts. And now this. Praxis. Finally starting to feel like they get it.

It's sort of wild to watch a Democratic leader finally acknowledge the industry of conservative judges, AGs, and lawyers dedicated to neutralizing them, and respond to that with executive power. And then to realize that that person is Joe Brandon https://t.co/M4Zuu5529l

— Paul Blest (@pblest) November 22, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link

👍

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link

ashley parker is a whiny fucking baby

akm, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link

If Warnock wins the Senate can subpoena the tax records that the new House will bury, right? Something about the split and committees hamstrung them?

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

biden should have extended the pause to June 30, 3023

akm, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

"The Supreme Court on Tuesday declined to block the Treasury Department from turning over several years of former President Donald Trump's tax returns to the House Ways and Means Committee"

I'm kind of picturing the room with Ned Beatty from Network and the message being "tell the Justices to take him down, he is of no use to us now".

earlnash, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 22:24 (one year ago) link

Rep. Chip Roy on members of the military celebrating Pride month: "We need to refocus our military on what it's supposed to do, which is blow things up and kill people." pic.twitter.com/sLXM6TuwxA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 23, 2022

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link

A stopped clock

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link

The military seems pretty focused on those things already.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

They're really best in class at it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

A new low for Pompeo:

In an interview with Semafor this week, Pompeo said: “I get asked, ‘Who’s the most dangerous person in the world? Is it Chairman Kim, is it Xi Jinping?’ The most dangerous person in the world is Randi Weingarten. It’s not a close call. If you ask, ‘Who’s the most likely to take this republic down?’ It would be the teachers’ unions, and the filth that they’re teaching our kids, and the fact that they don’t know math and reading or writing.”

God he's a fucking asshole

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link

He somehow thinks he's got a shot at the 2024 nomination. But, like so many in the field, he's just an asshole without Trump's power to mobilize the mouth-breathing masses.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

yeah, I think he's just desperate to get noticed, so there will probably be more hateful drivel - he's just so utterly without charm, the dickhead thing is all he's got

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link

Mrs. Gomez and her girlfriend are a bigger threat than the China guy.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

Pompeo is like Chris Christie without his endearing comedic qualities.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link

Peace out, Sarah Palin

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/23/alaska-election-results-00070808🕸


Two queens died this year 😢

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link

yaaassss

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:31 (one year ago) link

Murkowski first joined the Senate in 2002, when she was appointed by her father, then-Gov. Frank Murkowski, to fill a vacant seat. This wasn’t the first time she’s faced opposition from conservativates: In her 2010 reelection bid, Murkowski was defeated by a right-wing primary challenger, Joe Miller, but came back to beat Miller in the general election as a write-in candidate.

Low population state and all, but still that's kind of incredible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

And Peltola will likely be Alaska's next Democratic senator. Well played.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 November 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

lmao pic.twitter.com/1IMAakt3mQ

— hannah gais (@hannahgais) November 26, 2022

Whoever wrote that could have tried to make it sound like him.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

The "vote for TRUMP" part kind of sounds like him.

jmm, Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

Narrator: He definitely knew Nick Fuentes.

"Fuentes can't be a racist. His name is Fuentes!'

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

TBF, he expressed no anti-Semitism.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 21:53 (one year ago) link

BTW Fuentes says De Santis is his guy now

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 November 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link

Apparently that’s a misquote? He was saying Ye was his guy, I think.

nothing Ye can say
can take him away
from his guy

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 November 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

O Ye of little faith

Godley and Creamsicle (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 November 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link

I'm glad West is running for president. I want Tulsi Gabbard and Ron DeSantis and every single right-wing nutbag I've ever heard of to run for president in 2024, too. All of them. And I want them all to sucker their idiot followers into setting up automatic donations, month after month after month, until every mouth-breathing knuckle-walker in the country is dead broke. Fuck all these scumbags.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 27 November 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link

How great thou fart

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link

Pretty great tbqfh

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:52 (one year ago) link

As a congressman to one of the largest Muslim-American constituencies in the country, it’s with immense pride that we watch the first Arab-hosted #WorldCup. The play on the pitch has been phenomenal — but it’s been matched by Qatar’s showcasing of the region’s religion & culture.

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) November 26, 2022

thanks, Swalwell, you're making me agree with Stephen Fucking Miller and Christina Pushaw.

akm, Sunday, 27 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that’s not really the lesson to take from this event.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

The Senior Senator and Junior Senator from Texas must share the same digital firm, and maybe one or both need to find a new one. pic.twitter.com/lYxMs7eIQG

— Jennifer Harris 🇺🇦 🧂™️ (@jwharris) November 25, 2022

Maybe it was really Cornyn looking at milf porn on 9/11 all those years ago...

Swalwell's just acting like a mirror that his constituents can gaze at and see themselves reflected back. I'm pretty sure the preponderance of his Muslim-American constituency is excited about and proud of the Qatar World Cup and don't see anything bad about the glowing puff pieces that are being aired in conjunction with it. It's no different than a politician wrapping themself in the flag on July 4.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 27 November 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

Aimless, you often come in and explain the logic behind such repellent statements. Trust me when I say I understand the logic and political calculus happening, but that doesn’t make the statement any less repellent. If anything, it makes it worse, in my eyes.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

Lucky for all of us almost no one pays attention to such statements. They are part of the coin of politics, but they are of such small value in real terms that they get thrown around like pitching pennies. It's not worth getting het up about them because they carry less weight in the world than a late night ad for a cut-rate mattress store.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 27 November 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

Right! No need to explain them then. We've all read them, we get it.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 27 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link

akm seemed to be a bit hot about it and wasn't acting like one of the we who 'all get it'.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 27 November 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

swalwell represents the district I lived in before I moved to Barbara Lee's district, and even though Swalwell acts like an annoying baby sometimes, in general, I like him, which is why I disliked that statement so much.

akm, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/28/house-dems-on-gops-thin-majority-welcome-to-hell-00070473

While Republicans say McCarthy will undoubtedly stick to his vow to ban proxy voting — which they’ve used to accuse Democrats of not showing up to work — privately some GOP lawmakers acknowledge they’re worried about their small margins, given that there’s bound to be at least a few absences from each floor vote.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link

Warnock team discovers the power of cringe as a political weapon

Georgia deserves better than Herschel Walker.

Vote today or as soon as you can! Visit https://t.co/lzN6iu3pOH to find where you can vote early. pic.twitter.com/KPsq9rc1qy

— Reverend Raphael Warnock (@ReverendWarnock) November 26, 2022

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

It’s a great ad.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 November 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link

wow the landing, the last moment, is just fantastic

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 28 November 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

as a citizen of the united states and, more importantly, a minnesota vikings fan i will die with a white hot hatred of that man

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 November 2022 22:49 (one year ago) link

This sucks

As a proud pro-labor President, I'm reluctant to override the ratification procedures and views of those who voted against the agreement.

But in this case – where the economic impact of a shutdown would hurt millions – I believe Congress must use its powers to adopt this deal.

— President Biden (@POTUS) November 29, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link

Jfc

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link

“slave for us so we can keep profiting off you” is the heart of both parties.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 12:03 (one year ago) link

“vote blue no matter who”

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 12:05 (one year ago) link

Would this action be the end of it?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 13:21 (one year ago) link

I didn’t vote for Biden!

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link

Waited an hour and a half to early vote for Warnock on a Monday at 11am. This is after two weekend days of early voting! I guess that’s encouraging?

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link

I heard that the first day of voting alone there was something like a 10,000 vote boost among new voters aged 18-24. That's gotta be good.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

Promising:

According to data from Georgia's Secretary of State office, 46% of that weekend's voters were Black and 57% were female.

Early voter turnout for the runoff has been highest in several Democratic leaning counties around Atlanta such as Fulton, Gwinnett and DeKalb County.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

GOP voters gonna be happy to pretend Walker never happened imo.

Hershel Hears a - Who?

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link

Waited an hour and a half to early vote for Warnock on a Monday at 11am. This is after two weekend days of early voting! I guess that’s encouraging?


If you don’t mind my asking, is part of your 90 minute wait in an area where long waits are used as a tool of voter suppression?

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

Same-day voting is likely to favor Walker.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

Election-day voting, I mean to say.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

yep

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link

Also voters with significant brain damage

Godley and Creamsicle (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

GOP voters gonna be happy to pretend Walker never happened imo.

I predict Herschel will still get his 49%.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

^^^ yep.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

That's almost certain.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

Vampires 51.7%
Werewolves 49.3%

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

lol. As long as they have a shot at Werewolves 50.1% I think they'll keep rolling the dice on getting their brain dead candidates elected rather than find better candidates.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

iirc Werewolves cannot run for President, since they were born in London.

It’s stunning how awful a candidate Walker is.

How did it get this far? I refuse to believe that they couldn’t have found a better black Republican anywhere in the state of Georgia.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link

(I don’t want the GOP to win this seat, of course, but this is just so painful.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link

Republicans will run anyone with some measure of fame from outside politics.

It’s stunning how awful a candidate Walker is.

How did it get this far? I refuse to believe that they couldn’t have found a better black Republican anywhere in the state of Georgia.

One word: football. Herschel still has near saintly status in Georgia, purely due to football. Without that, some white dude like Gary Black would have been the candidate.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link

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they seemingly hit a wall with the strategy this year, as their newscaster, tv health guru and football(?) guy are not winning.

Republicans will run anyone with some measure of fame from outside politics.

A dozen years ago the Republican candidate for governor of Oregon was a big white guy named Chris Dudley who'd played center for the NBA Portland Trail Blazers. He had zero political experience. He came within a percentage point of winning.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

Both parties have run celebrity candidates. However, most of them used to have some interest in public service.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link

Like, Al Franken had a degree in political science from a school that is near Boston.

Godley and Creamsicle (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

Oh you've got to be fucking kidding. pic.twitter.com/6BDAhiNFwj

— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 29, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

How did it get this far? I refuse to believe that they couldn’t have found a better black Republican anywhere in the state of Georgia.

One word: football. Herschel still has near saintly status in Georgia, purely due to football. Without that, some white dude like Gary Black would have been the candidate.

football, yes, but Herschel wouldn't have run (or won the primary) without Trump's encouragement and endorsement

yesterday I heard a local commentator say that any other Republican nominee would have beaten Warnock in the general election; that's probably true, given the margin of Kemp's gubernatorial win

without the incentive of voting against Stacey Abrams, I don't think Herschel's charms are sufficient to drive the GOP turnout he needs

our wait for early voting this morning was longer than we had at the same time and place during the general

Brad C., Tuesday, 29 November 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I voted on Sunday in Clarkston. Total wait was about an hour. It was maybe 15 minutes in Tucker during the midterm.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link

lol Nancy gonna Nancy

NEW PELOSI DEAR COLLEAGUE — House will vote tomorrow on ratifying the rail deal AND a separate vote on seven days of paid leave.

The paid leave element lines up w what ⁦@SenSanders⁩ wants the senate to consider. pic.twitter.com/Nh11s0x3Pa

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 29, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 01:20 (one year ago) link

They’re not gonna give rail workers the paid leave , but Pelosi will put it to a vote . Ugh

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

Assuming every House Democrat falls in line on the second vote they get to blame Manchinema in the Senate once more for old time's sake.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link

And they force Republicans to block it, blunting whatever appeal Rubio or whoever is making. (Cynical, sure.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link

Was there another way to avoid this farrago? I'm asking seriously.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 03:12 (one year ago) link

Is ms Pelosi still in post?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 10:08 (one year ago) link

Do you mean the potential for a strike?

If that’s what you mean, the main issue is that rail companies have been consolidating and recording insane profits over the past decade or so, all while furloughing or downright firing workers. Many companies want (and some have gotten) one-person crews, who are then responsible for the amount of dangerous work that was done by three people only 25 years ago. This creates dangerous conditions for workers, but also dangerous conditions on our rail system and every community it goes through.

This is to say nothing of workers being on-call so that they don’t have guaranteed weekends, can’t ask for days off, and are often forced to work when hurt or tired.

The Biden administration is on the side of the rail companies and brokered a deal in the fall that didn’t actually get the approval of an enormous chunk of union membership, but the baddies believed that they would accept the deal eventually because what else is new, you don’t want to cause a nationwide logistics hell around Christmas, right? Well, now the union is calling their bluff, and Biden and many Dems are showing which side their bread is buttered on.

To avoid this would have been easy— agree to the union’s very reasonable terms.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 12:06 (one year ago) link

As a former hobo and someone who knows a lot of rails, I cannot stress how dangerous this kind of work is, and how a bunch of suited assholes in Washington shouldn’t have any say over the safety and wellbeing of rail workers.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 12:08 (one year ago) link

Was there another way to avoid this farrago? I'm asking seriously.

A pro-labour train enthusiast might nationalise the railways.

more crankable (sic), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 12:45 (one year ago) link

Yeah, that's gonna happen.

You'd think so given Amtrak's quasi-public corp status.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

The outcome of these sorts of policies are disasters like the Lac-Megantic tragedy, among others too numerous to name.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

yeah

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

It’s by the problem here that union leadership and membership disagree with each other as well as the railroads?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Pelosi's House speech:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Wednesday urged her colleagues to support both a bill to avert a national rail strike and a second piece of legislation that would give workers seven days of paid sick leave — addressing a concern from liberal lawmakers about the underlying deal brokered by the Biden administration.

“Today we are here to safeguard the financial security of America’s families, to protect American economy as it continues to recover and avert a devastating nationwide rail shutdown,” Pelosi said at the outset of the House floor debate on the measures.

Pelosi said the main bill, which reflects the deal brokered by the Biden administration, includes “important advances” for rail workers, including a sizable pay raise, from owners that had “made obscene profits on the backs of workers.”

But Pelosi said the second bill, mandating seven days of paid sick leave, is necessary to address a glaring deficiency in the first bill.

“It is outrageous that every developed country in the world has paid sick leave except the United States of America,” she said. “No one should be at risk of losing his or her job by staying home when sick, needing to see a doctor or getting lifesaving surgery.”

“Going to see a proctologist is not a reason why people would take a day off. They do that because they have to,” Pelosi added.

She closed by urging her colleagues to support both bills.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

Bitcoin Bro was a 'both sides' kinda donor:

The fall of crypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried has been painted as a big blow to the Democratic party, whose candidates were major beneficiaries of his largesse. But in a new interview, Bankman-Fried has claimed he gave equally large amounts of money to Republicans.

“I donated to both parties. I donated about the same amount to both parties..."

“All my Republican donations were dark,” he said, referring to political donations that are not publicly disclosed. “The reason was not for regulatory reasons, it’s because reporters freak the fuck out if you donate to Republicans. They’re all super liberal, and I didn’t want to have that fight.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

I assume that’s true but his proximity to the Democrats is the only thing that will get traction.

Also lol at Sean McElweenie for getting couped because of FTX.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link

Manchin not giving a firm answer on whether he’d support adding more sick leave to rail deal. Says he needs to review it more

Says he’ll vote for “Anything to prevent a strike that will enhance inflation and cause economic harm to our country.”

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) November 30, 2022

Who could have seen this coming?!

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 1 December 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link

Apologies if this has been discussed, but Kamala seems like the least visible VP of my lifetime. Quayle at least had a nice-sized gaffe. Am I missing something?

death generator (lukas), Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:12 (one year ago) link

The standard excuse is that she was stuck in dc for the past two years breaking senate ties.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:37 (one year ago) link

When she does go on camera she starts talking about Venn diagrams.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:39 (one year ago) link

It's a combination of White House anxiety that they chose a woman who inspired turnout in 2020 but isn't a great improviser on the stump yet in the eyes of the right wing, as I know on Cuban radio, is the real power behind Joe Biden.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link

xp your collective hatred of Harris seems misogynistic to me

Dan S, Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:48 (one year ago) link

There's nothing to hate, she's a non-entity. VP is a dead-end job unless Joe keels over.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:52 (one year ago) link

She's not a bad speaker, and she's been traveling the world and making positive connections with other world leaders, but maybe she's not visible to you, ok

Dan S, Thursday, 1 December 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link

Dan S, she’s literally an awful speaker. There are bits about it on left-leaning late night talk shows.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:18 (one year ago) link

I know you don't like her, she's a cop, but come on

Dan S, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:24 (one year ago) link

"in the eyes of the right wing, as I know on Cuban radio, is the real power behind Joe Biden" holy shit do they really think this? if anything she is being underutilized and has less power than she probably should. she is a terrible public speaker though.

akm, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:27 (one year ago) link

She's on the spectrum of okay vice presidents. We overrate the administrative ability/damage of these people cuz (a) Cheney (b) Cheney. As a speaker she was fine on the Senate Judicial Committee and often way better than that.

But this thread is not the audience for Kamala Harris.

"in the eyes of the right wing, as I know on Cuban radio, is the real power behind Joe Biden" holy shit do they really think this? i

yes because #Blackwoman.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:28 (one year ago) link

Because even in the cloacas of Cuban radio, no one hates Joe Biden. He's "el viejito," the Dems' Reagan but manipulated by la Pelosi y la Kamala

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:30 (one year ago) link

I am being totally serious: she is not a good speaker, and it’s not just right-wingers who believe this. Watch her address to Dems for 2022 on YouTube. Despite it being edited, it remains painful to watch.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

I mean, fine? Biden, Cheney, Gore, Quayle, Poppy, Mondale, Ford -- how far ya want me to go back? All horrible speakers as veeps.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link

Mondale was a soporific that walked on two legs.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:34 (one year ago) link

It’s never easy being the first, particularly when most of the people who voted you into office have an eye on the future and a hell of a lot of worry.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link

thank you

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link

"I am being totally serious: she is not a good speaker, and it’s not just right-wingers who believe this"

I want to see your point of view but I still like her

Dan S, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link

US Politics December 2022: Get Sick on Your Own Time

She was tasked with stopping Hondurans from invading our borders, and she failed

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 04:28 (one year ago) link

I find her voice a little dreary but I don't think she's that awful a speaker

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 04:30 (one year ago) link

Her power over Hondurans was never sufficient to succeed in that task.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 1 December 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link

Fox making a dumb statement is funny enough, but considering Fox spent $1 billion on the World Cup TV rights makes this even funnier. https://t.co/m4noXAXMlx

— Aaron Grisham (@AGrisham247) November 30, 2022

"Soccer Needs To Be More Entertaining" for December Thread Title

She was tasked with stopping Hondurans from invading our borders, and she failed


Excuse me?

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:52 (one year ago) link

Please don’t tell me you’re being serious.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:53 (one year ago) link

“Excuse me?” is a quality December thread title but other possibilities are strong too

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:07 (one year ago) link

"US Politics needs to be more entertaining"

DPRK in Cincinnati (WmC), Thursday, 1 December 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link

Or, "They're now the working class party, man."

Sherrod Brown dripping with sarcasm when asked if GOP senators will support paid leave for rail workers.

“They’re now the working class party, man. Marco Rubio’s a populist, they’re there man, they want help workers. They’re the Trotskyite party.”

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) November 30, 2022

Maaaaaaaaaaaan

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link

i could see post-trump republicans running into some of the same shoals as the tories in the uk, where you’ve got a new coalition of working class votes that you’ve purchased with xenophobia and culture wars, but eventually these voters will ask where’s the beef

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link

December thread?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link

December 2022: Xenophobic working class warriors seek their beef

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link

if that's the thread title, let's do it

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link

I know Sherrod Brown is being sarcastic up there, but American political media and thus American political/electoral understanding is so deliberately terrible that even basic terminology doesn’t mean anything. They’re all words with various associated vibes that get tossed around, actual definition or context be damned

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link


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