And YOU, dear ILXOR, on anything pirate related.
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
and sergio argones style margin comics!
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron W, Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
Stolen from http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html
― Aaron W, Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't havethat before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ballhit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but thesurgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time youwere in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost aneye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
Aaarrgh! It's driving me nuts!
― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
(haha i just realised it has the same plot as HANNIBAL kinda)
seriously fritz and everyone, you have to read this book:
http://www.fantasticfictionimages.co.uk/images/n5/n25049.jpg
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1017206264067_2002/04/05/ent_slaughterhouse6.jpg
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle.
― lavina., Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
if anyone seriously wants to contribute something, pls e-mail me at fritzwollner57@hotmail.com.
also continue here pls.
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
piratecowboyastronaut doctorfireman
etc.
and then we put them all together in a re:search type book after a couple of years
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― erik, Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
also I want something about Polanski's "Pirates".
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― OCP (OCP), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jen (nstop), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― webber (webber), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Friday, 20 December 2002 04:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maryann (maryann), Friday, 20 December 2002 09:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 December 2002 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
When I was pirate,I wore a groovy hat,Killed a lot of people,Just like that,Then I got caught,Oh dear I thought,Then they hanged me,I wasn't very pleased,
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 December 2002 09:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
Other than that, pirate themes are grate.
― the pinefox, Friday, 20 December 2002 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
OK - I'll e-mail all the folks who've contacted me individually in the new year with more details and deadlines. So if you have time over the holidays, start thinking about what you might want to contribute:
We need:- art and illustration- well-researched historical stuff or other nonfiction (eg modern piracy)- pirate art criticism (eg writings about pirate lit, movies & music, etc.)- fiction & poetry
I'd like it to have the feel of one of those old Boy's Own Annual things, or The Big Book of Pirate Stories but hijacked.
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 20 December 2002 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 20 December 2002 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
What is a pirate always looking for, but is always right behind him?His Booty!
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.onesock.com/buttpirates/
― g (graysonlane), Friday, 20 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 20 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dwh (dwh), Friday, 20 December 2002 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― OCP (OCP), Friday, 20 December 2002 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― shy, Sunday, 22 December 2002 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 23 December 2002 02:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― spectra, Monday, 23 December 2002 03:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
Nah, their name is something like Spforanzo. Not that, obviously, but not far from it.
― OCP (OCP), Monday, 23 December 2002 10:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 23 December 2002 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0044409702/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/202-3217983-7824626
― Alan (Alan), Monday, 23 December 2002 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Monday, 23 December 2002 11:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t''t), Monday, 23 December 2002 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
Hang on, there is a BOOK about PIRATES by MERVYN PEAKE? This must surely be the BEST BOOK of ALL SPACE-TIME in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. EVAH.
― RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 23 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
on behalf of captain anthony, this is as (gay) pirate porn as you can get so far...
http://www.apmevent.com/pictures/presentation/animations/leadphoto/chippendale/pirate.jpg
― erik, Monday, 23 December 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― erik, Monday, 23 December 2002 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 23 December 2002 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 6 October 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link