Stripteases....Classic or Dud?

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Classic I say. Strip joint stripteases are quite disgusting, but strip teases from significant others are classic!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Stripteases from insignificant others are surely best of all?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hehe.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

nobody likes a good strip tease? your all not down with the dance moves, thats why.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic...unless performed by the nickalicious.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Burlesque-style stripteases w/ frocks and garters etc. = HOTTTTTTTTT

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanleysque-style stripteases w/ frogs and heaters etc. = OFF THE SCALEEEE

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

STRIPTEASES TO ADAM ANT SONGS = HOTTTTTTTTTTT

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been very physically attracted to most of my boyfriends but I have never, ever, EVER wanted to see any of them do a striptease. I mean I quite often wanted them to get their clothes off as quickly as possible but I have no interest in watching a man shrug out of his jeans in a suggestive manner etc. The burlesque does not appeal.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Unless of course it's set to James Brown's "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag", which makes any man-strip-tease sexy.

Well, okay, maybe not Al Roker.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Bush stripteasing to that sounds like a good ipecac, Nick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Ipecac = means to make you vomit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm.. Have forgotten about lovely burlesque stripteases... And Valentine's is coming up... hmmm...
Maybe I need to buy something special to take back off?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I find skinny men attractive and the one drawback (if you could call it that) is that they DO NOT look good whilst shimmying out of their clothes.

They do, however, look very good swinging their thin limbs as they stroll about naked. Maybe I'm looking for something like a classical ballet/striptease cross-over?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

all these stripteases and sexy dancing things are a bit daft.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Michael. You're wrong.

(err, I can't remember what daft means but I believe it's negative...)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

when somebody dances sexy i have to laugh and they stop. i don't know why because i like dancing and i like sexy women but the two just don't gel for me. (nb. sexy dancing on pop videos is cool it's just when it's personal. i must be hung up)

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

and sarah, say "i am daft" it means "i'm the best". go on. honest!

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

As a prelude to overpriced lap dances.... CLASSIC!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But what if it's all in good fun? Sexy dancing and laughing together?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

daft = absurd in a silly way, I think.
And stripteases make me giggle too--genitalia really aren't all that aesthetically pleasing.

― M, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Quite right. Genitals are certainly not responsive to what is pleasurable to the senses.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic in my book!My partner does this for a living.She makes a small fortune from it.I have no problem with what she does,It's just her way of making a living with what nature has kindly blessed her with(silicone-free,I'm glad to say).She's been doing it for six years now,and we have a nice flat,four cars,and a comfortable lifestyle.I'm sure there are some who will assume that there is something 'dirty' about what she does,or that she is bieng exploited by men.I hear it all the time,but I ask this:

When she gets home after working for two hours less than me,and has earnt twice what I make in a week in the space of those few hours,who's bieng exploited?Certainly not her,eh?

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 30 January 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.vestbase.net/please/

― The stripper of doom, Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

eeeeew

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"no hair, no Flair"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yuck

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

soooooooooo

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease can help you brush up on your stripping skillz. Or something.

Disc One: Aerobic Striptease
Disc Two: Fit to Strip
Disc Three: Advanced Aerobic Striptease
Disc Four: The Lap Dance
Disc Five: Hip Hop

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahaha I have two of those that I received as a gift. They've yet to be opened but I'm becoming more and more tempted.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

open them!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If you own the Lap Dance one, I command you to open it this very minute.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

or at least just send them to me for inspection at a later date

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Ontkean does a really nice one at the end of "Slap Shot."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

but strip teases from significant others are classic

This has never ever happened to me :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I DON'T have the lap dance one and now I kind of feel gypped by my so-called "friends".

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

there is a huge burlesque scene in boston. boggles my mind

― come on sock it to me, Wednesday, 26 January 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OK A) I opened them!
B) Should I get the lap dance one? Keep in mind I already know how to basically do these things but it's kind of funny to do a striptease 6 times and then be like, "Oh I worked out today!" and feel pleased about myself.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there such thing as a yoga striptease?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If there is, Madonna knows all about.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That's grammatically incorrect, isn't it? Thank god I have stripping to fall back on when the writing career falls through.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I just found out that a co-worker's grandparents used to run a burlesque! she grew up knowing all the dirty jokes and such!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
You think my history degree pays the bills??

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa. We should totally buy historically themed costumes to strip in.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I'll be... hmmm... Andrew Carnegie? Or is that too obvious?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Theres this new exercise craze in Melb of pole-dancing. It looks basically like you learn how to go and do pole dances, only its for the exercise innit.

I am curious, to be honest. COuld be kinda fun.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, they pioneered the use of porn for working out here in Los Angeles - and we're so proud. Pretty soon, everyone will be videotaping themselves having sex in order to lose weight.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew Carnegie is too obvious, if only because my sister already did that. Go as William Habsburg.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Your sister should learn to be more obscure/cool. I'm going to go as Cornelius Vanderbilt.

xp
Pornocise. Everyone will become obsessesed with looking good while having sex on camera - the solution? Have even more sex on camera.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I will also use post-its to indicated that I am a Noted Industrialist.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck it

http://www.arts.monash.edu.au/visarts/globe/issue8/rb003.jpg (NSFW)

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY ARE MADONNA'S NIPPLES AS SMALL AS MINE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Way.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I found that doing a google image search for "smile" !!!

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Disc Five: Hip Hop

So that's what they're calling it these days.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mads looks more worried than happy there I gotta say.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OK Spencer seriously you've seen the MOnty Python skit where the Ministers of Whatever the Fuck do strip teases while they give their speeches on improving their sectors? Cos seriously this is what you are making me think of, right now.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot recall this particular skit!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Mads looks more worried than happy there I gotta say.
c'mon, nuthin sexier for a straight woman than a gay man gyrating over you

but seriously

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they worth buying, Ally?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, I don't think they're bad purchases at all. Good things about them:

1) They don't sit there and waste like 20 minutes of the tape explaining every single minor thing you do in worrisome detail, especially during the non-dancing cardio warm ups and floor exercises/strength training stuff. This is probably a negative if you aren't someone who has done a lot of various work outs/fitness training/dancing but if you're someone like me who has done enough types of activities to basically understand what's going on, this is VERY GOOD as you don't feel like hurling the tape through the window after about 17 seconds.
2) Carmen Electra is actually really likable, mainly because while she's a good dancer she's pretty spastic, like her trainer is mainly telling you what to do during the non-stripping warm ups and strength training stuff--and she like will mess up her left from right or fall behind him or screw up a little and it's kind of endearing.
3) It's a lot more fun than most work outs, ie pilates is fucking boring as shit dude and if I started doing that again I could see myself getting bored in two weeks, this will last me at least two-three months which is really long for any particular work out for me.
4) Music is surprisingly not awful, the "techno" option in the menu being the best one (they seem to have commissioned all the good DFA remixes or something?)

Bad things:
1) The cardio/strength exercises and the routines are not actually easy stuff--BUT if you have a pretty decent to good fitness level (which I, rather surprisingly after years of abuse, do), you'll want to either pause the strength stuff to get more reps on some of the exercises or do the dance routines several times.
2) All the DVDs besides 1 & 2 seem to be out of print???

So basically, after a week or two you're going to want to run through some sections more than once to get enough reps in but other than that it's fun and I think they've put together some actually challenging stuff--I mean I feel it, esp. in my butt and thighs--which is more than I can say for what my old personal trainer did, for example.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I love stripteases - even the ones on Live TV.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Say a man was to buy these for his wife after she's multiple comments about wanting to get back into shape. Would this be a recipe for disaster? What if the DVDs were given as a Valentine's Day gift?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If she's putting on weight then it is your perogative, as the person who sleeps with her, to tell her. I'm not being unpleasant, I'd esxpect the same back. Just do it nicely - "I love you, but how about we BOTH make a more concernted effort to get into shape. I plan on hitting the swimming baths, and I got you this..."

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I'd say you are attempting to navigate dangerous waters!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

But they are also potentially hilarious waters!

Why is it that my self-destructive impulses manifest themselves as attempts to turn my real life into a situation comedy?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow it would involve you stripping along with the tape in order to "show her" how fun/easy it is and she would have to leave the room on some pretext at the exact moment that Don Knotts comes over to borrow some sugar.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no fucking way I'm putting myself in a scenario that involves me shouting "JANET!" and then falling over an ottoman.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's epitaph? "Hijinx Ensue."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I think I'd not do what you're thinking of doing cos no matter how many times I might say "Oh I think I look fat today" if Tom was to purchase me, say, a gift subscription to a gym or a stairmaster as a gift without me specifically coming with him on the purchase and asking him, specifically, if he would purchase that for me, I would beat him senseless.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

See, this is exactly what I was thinking. I don't know if the five seconds of comedy derived from the expression on someone's face when they unwrap a Valentine's Day present that's a striptease workout is worth the subsequent five minutes of punching and thirty-five minutes of yelling and four hours of crying and eight hours of sleeping on the couch in a cold, cold living room.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the thing. Guys NEVER quite get this. You could mean a gift like that, or like say a blender, in a totally innocent, funny, "Haha you said this, I thought this would be funny" kind of way, but your woman will invariably end up taking the gift to mean HE THINKS I'M FAT AND/OR HE WANTS ME TO BECOME A HORRIBLE HOUSEWIFE.

Never, ever purchase anything vaguely utilitarian as a valentine's day gift.

BUT if you were to mention to her, this work out, and get her laughing, and then say "Hey we shoud purchase that and do it together!" it might work.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That is an absolutely brilliant idea (partially because I am laughing at the ridiculous/sexy idea of doing a striptease workout with my wife) (oh who am I kidding, this is what I've been thinking about since I read the first post about the workout) (only initially I wasn't doing the workout; I was the pole) (so to speak) (okay shutting up now)!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why chocolate works so well as a Valentine's gift - it either means I don't think she's fat (without having to "say" it, which btw, never works), or it doesn't matter to me if she's fat or if she gets fat. She may say "oooh, this'll make me fat", but she'll still appreciate it. Champagne is a great gift because it'll make you both drunk and horny.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a KitchenAid mixer... as long as it's pink?

http://www.pauahtun.org/Audrey/pink-mixer-1e.gif

That's kind of awesome, sez me.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

bad idea, dude. read Ally's post.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you're right. I'll wait for the b-day for that one.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

PEOPLE.

VICTORIA'S SECRET.

AGENT PROVACATEUR.

FREDERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD.

LA PERLA.

PLEASE, GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

Anyway Spencer tell me about the pole dancing classes. I haven't seen these in NY.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

She is a compulsive chef, though, so it's not like I'll be saying, "You should cook more, little woman-o-mine."

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, that is still how she might take it! Also, that thing reminds me of Pepto.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally is completely OTM with the caveat that some people (women and men) fetishize the kitchen to the point where appliances (especially high-end pricey appliances like mixers that cost $250) actually are a fantastic idea. My mother-in-law loves cooking with top-notch equipment and would absolutely love getting a present like that on a romantic holiday.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think that even in that case, Valentine's Day purchases of household items will 99.9% of the time cause tears before bedtime!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't discount that at all! I'm just saying, there are a few people out there who really like the utilitarian/food porn.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

but that mixer is hott

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

basically I think you should ask first on such a thing, or you have to have been with the person for many years to validate it. If you ahve to ask though you ruin the surprise! Valetine's gifts should be totally useless, it's a frivolous crap holiday.

I would b e totally ok with getting the mixer for ANY OTHER HOLIDAY besides Valentine's Day, basically.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, as for stripper classes, according to Daily Candy, Sheila Kelley is "L.A.'s resident expert (as in, she played one in a movie)." She teaches stripping classes and also co-wrote, produced and directed Dancing at the Blue Iguana!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Quit all that L.A. talk and drop em, pretty boy!

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I did the mixer thing last year and it was a big hit (though I purchased ice not pink). Then again she prefers computers to jewelry so my experience is probably the 0.1% Ally speaks of.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
Harrassment!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i have already purchased the mixer (off-white, like $170 US from amazon), but yeah, that wasn't for valentine's day

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Less mixers, more Spencer stripping, people. PRIORITIES????

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Dan will send me some DVDs for Valentine's Day.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

a la avery brooks: spenceaaaaaaah

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, will you be my Hawk?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Strip classes seem unnecessary. Just hire on with a local gentleman's club and learn while getting paid. In sweaty/greasy ones.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Harrassment!

I am practising for my new job as Queen of the World when I will lord it over the young, pretty, male employees. Also, you love it.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer, do you have an Amazon wish list???? Because I have some spare cash!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I do! And I have some spare ass!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

RESULT

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm convinced! I added it to my wishlist, but I may well buy it myself soon.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend likes to go to strip clubs and "blow in it" as he calls it. When the girl bends over (fully nude in massachusetts) he likes to blow in her snapper.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing like clicking on a striptease thread and seeing

OK A) I opened them!

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

who the fuck calls it stripteases anyway?

bitch get naked, bitch slow down...

― come on sock it to me, Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the stripper I had had a fucking massive asshole

― sixteenblue (sixteenblue19), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

bingo, what sort of benefit does this incur on any of the involved?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a masshole thing

― come on sock it to me, Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If you buy that mixer for valentines day, you may as well put your genitals in it

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no idea why he does it. its his "technique" he says. I just sit there and laugh at him while he does it because he thinks its all romantic and shit. i guess he assumes blowing in her vagina is like blowing in her ear.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It must make her jump like a startled muntjac.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

OK I bought Carmen today, thanks ILX.
I never realised neck rolling was such a big stripper thang.
I do like Carmen, and I can't believe she can get away with pink eyeshadow
Fun workout, I am so inflexible though and it makes me a sad panda.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the best one is the one with the finger in the mouth thing.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

see, I don't know if I could ever do that without feeling like a tit.
I also have a problem with my knees going snap crackle and pop- so un electra.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

oh when you do the dip and then the floor stuff? My main problem is that I can't tell right from left, especially in such a high pressure situation as this, so I get a beat or two behind consistently when I realize I'm doing it backwards.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

it is hard! and your supposed to have your head down, but how can you watch if you have your head down? and the camerawork is sometimes playing funny buggers so you don't really know what your supposed to be doing.
Regardless, I may be addicted.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

at the end of the workout are you totally naked?

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

there is no actual stripping except when carmen takes off a hooding. IT really should be called Prancing.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

xpost damn my lie is exposed. It should be called prancing, yeah.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Disc 3 where they incorporate costumes and supposedly take most of it off.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

WELL WHAT GOOD IS IT. A Striptease workout with no actual striptease. i'll stick to my stripping to adam ants "strip".

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

er, hoodie. And my knees constantly crack whenever I bend them, it's kind of repulsive. I think I'll just stick to the bits where i push out my rib cage and swing my hips.
I'm looking forward to three, according to the guy at HMV who resembled comic book guy it's coming v. soon.
He was scary leering, and I was like ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE STRIP FIT get your filthy paws off my silky drawers

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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