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according to CNN, The Olsen Twins have been accepted into Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. known for its excellence in engineering, RPI has a 92% male student body!

"Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen (known as "The Olsen Twins") have been accepted into a developmental program along with a small class of the nation's best and brightest nanotechnology engineers slated to start in 2004. The twins are National Merit Scholars and each scored a perfect score of 1600 on their SATs."

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.brokennewz.com/images/olsenmetertp.gif

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

There not comming to Hamshire?!?! I guess Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute isn't too far but it does make achieving my ultimate fantsy a little more difficult.

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I read on CNN today that they chose Bentley here in Mass.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel inadequate and depressed now because it seems entirely possible that the Olsen twins are smarter than I am.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

it's quite possible that they really didn't take their tests. remember that episode of 6 feet under?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

they were great on 7th heaven

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Who are these people?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

remember "full house"? with uncle joey and uncle jesse and stepahnie and all the others.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope. Sorry, continue without me.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

They are actually not identical twins.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

What about Uncle Joey and Alanis?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! down on him in a theatre!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Please, don't pick on me anymore!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, uncle joey messed her up good, huh?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet he was macking on all of the Tanner girls.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It seems as though half of the articles about celebrities going to college include the unlikely fact that they received a perfect 1600 on their SATs. Unless there has been some radical "recentering" program since I left high school, I'm wondering if their PR agents aren't indulging in a bit of fuzzy math.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Uncle Joey and Alanis?

So that's why the bear he gave her was cross-eyed (har har)

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

The quoting of Alanis lyrics both scares and disturbs me.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I aim to please!

I used to have the hair Alanis had when she was a teen pop idol with the spiral perm, but her music suX0r.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Burning qn: Is Songs in the Key of Beaver's Funky Skunk a bitter reply to AM's hit?

― Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, remember how just now I said I was scared and disturbed? Forget all that. I feel so foolish, NOW that I know the true meaning of those words.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

My most disturbing quirk is that I've seen almost every Olsen Twin movie and TV show (not Full House though). Maybe because I was unemployed this past summer and FOXFamily is obsessed with them and their shows are on all the time, but I can also tell them apart. Mary Kate is shorter and her face is shorter. There you go. Carry on. Oh and some of their movies are better than expected. I feel like I have to name drop someone cool now so as not to come off as a total twat.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Lonely Canadians in L.A., it's like ice capades without the skating.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)

it's okay carey. you're honesty is admirable.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

my little sister is obsessed with the olsen twins, and a few months ago i went to blockbuster to rent something, and there was a late fee so the pimply-faced high school blockbuster employee searched the record and said "hm, someone's a big olsen twins fan, hm?" and i said "oh, that's my sister." and he said "yeah yeah, it's always everyone's sister." and the rest of the blockbuster employees snorted at me.

― kirsten k (kirsten), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That's awesome. I know someone up there in nanotechnology. I'll have to give 'em the head up.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that the changes to the SAT of several years ago made it significantly easier to get a perfect score.

Nanotechnology and the Olsen Twins. Remind me not to read Instapundit for a week (no one's gonna get that).

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

they probably scored a 1600 combined, dude.

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah geeta pick on the pretty blond twins. REAL mature.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

go on sterl, call me a 'rockist'

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Pretty blond people have feelings TOO you know. They just don't get hurt as easily coz they're too smug about how GREAT they look.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i'm not picking on them cuz i think they're pretty and blonde! (ps i don't think they're that pretty) i'm picking on them cuz in my mind they are inextricably linked to 'full house', and whenever i see them, that's all i think, and damn them for making me think that

this is almost as bad as that time i was at six flags a couple years back and the present incarnation of the beach boys were playing and john 'uncle jessie' stamos was their drummer

actually, that was rilly funny

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"The twins are National Merit Scholars and each scored a perfect score of 1600 on their SATs.

This is so obviously complete bullshit.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Chaki, where'd you hear about this? I can't find the original story on CNN...

― Dan I., Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:16 (twenty-three years ago)

weren't the beach boys on full house once?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

John Stamos was a Beach Boys for a while! We heart you, Mike Love!

I'm sure Mike Love would also be excited to know that the Olsen Twins become legal very soon.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

HATE

MARY-KATE AND FUCKING ASHLEY

We publish all these rubbish books in the UK (they're just buy-ins), but their identical gurning on the covers gives me the creeps. esp as there are these "all purpose" publicity shots from when they were younger, and and and.

i'm in a better mood today, so i'll stop there.

well almost http://www.theonion.com/onion3729/mary-kate_olsen.html

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

They have boobs now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

They are going to get so laid.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone connect to their shows/movies has good taste in Canadian music. Buying songs from Mean Red Spiders and I believe The Weekend. Corrupting young minds musical taste one flick at a time.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Mean Red Spiders? My old pals Greg, Adam & Minesh are in that band!

― elisabeth k, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, not pals with Lisa?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Well yeah, Lisa too! (momentary memory lapse there) - but I didn't know her as well.

― elisabeth k, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like them. I think they look really creepy. The look on their faces is like some bank manager who is about to foreclose on u & throw u out ov yr h0use, but they want to look sympathetick @ thee same time.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't aware they had been over to Engerland as a band before, I know Adam spent some time there. The new guitarist seems nice enough too, but I forgot his name.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No Mr Noodles, I am from Toronto. And I used to be in a band with Greg & Adam (and Dave from Neck/Christiana) :-)

― elisabeth k, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Now its all become clear. I didnt know Neck were still together.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Neck evolved into Christiana - you can hear some clips at the website.

― elisabeth k, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I've heard Christiana and the wonderfully titled Folk Festival Massacre.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Unless there has been some radical "recentering" program since I left high school

There has. I don't remember what the cut-off year was, but if you took the SAT before it (maybe 1997?), you need to add 100 points to your score for there to be an accurate comparison.

Now, obviously this doesn't make them dumb, but it IS much easier to get a perfect score than it used to be.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I received the same Olsen email. "Olsen twins pick (my alma mater)"

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I admire how Sterling doesn't even hide being a creepy Humbert Humbert character anymore.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Christ Ally, what bit you this morning?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, they sucked on 7th Heaven! They are like a Sweet Valley High adventure writ large (and not in a good way).

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, they sucked on 7th Heaven!

Is that what they're calling LSD these days...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

7th heaven can do no wrong, in my eyes.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"This morning" as opposed to every other time I've pointed this out when you start drooling over people significantly too young for you? You fool no one, R. Kelly!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"The twins are National Merit Scholars and each scored a perfect score of 1600 on their SATs.
This is so obviously complete bullshit.

Taking sides using your brain or $$$ for the SAT

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 2 February 2003 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard on the news this was all a hoax?

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 2 February 2003 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

if those girls got 1600s on the SATs then my life is meaningless, and I will go live in the woods and eat leaves.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I know someone who is doing that right now, he was the vice president of Fleet Bank. Perhaps he was fuelled by this Olsen Twins story as well.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 3 February 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I think they look ultra-hot!

― Guerillas On The Piss, Monday, 3 February 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

weird yahoo group ov thee week

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear God.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 30 June 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

I just saw their movie and am confused. Can someone explain the Olsens to me?

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/olsen2-thumb.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had a sandwich.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG I didn't know we had an Olsen Twins thread! Awesome!

(HI CHUCK! Don't you know who they are? They are so so so great! The Olsen Twins!)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread sickens me.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Did Full House not get broadcasted in Engerland?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I understand that I will be seeing New York Minute soon.

I had forgotten that I outted my love for the Olsen Twins on this thread.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

can you fix me a sandwich, please, f?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I only have weird cheeses.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Good lord, I hate the Olsen Twins. The only time I enjoyed watching them on television was the time on the Kid's Choice Awards where one of them was reading the teleprompter, fucked up, and got lost and just quit talking and ruined the whole presentation. That was awesome.

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The Olsen Twins are not as cool as Melissa Joan Hart, that much is true.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Melissa Joan Hart has a wonky eye.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Clarissa Explains it All was classic.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I know. Isn't it great? It's just great.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And the one with the funny talking cat. Sabrina.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam stole the show with his hip ladder.

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam was always going ot a Pearl Jam concert or skateboarding or something.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

chuck i haven't seen this yet but i'll probably get sent to it! you are my toronto soul bro!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

This purports to be a picture of Melissa Joan Hart's bachelorette party.

http://www.lovetripper.com/issues/issue-39/melissa-joan-hart-2.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You tease!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Melissa Joan Hart had the best Cribs - "look here's my bottle of gin." "oh, look, a fridge full of bottles of gin" "whoa, more gin!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"whoa, what happened to my panties"

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

If Melissa Joan Hart didn't exist then 'Drive me Crazy' wouldn't exist and then I would never have known of the wonder of Adrian Grenier. Melissa Joan Hart I salute you.
Could you imagine being the first boy at college to sleep with either Mary Kate/ Ashley? that's like frat heaven.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they 18 yet?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

They are still gelflings.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You got it, dude.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Olsens are an absolutely petrifying phenomenon. They make Britney look like Kate fucking Bush.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they 18 yet?

38 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes, 30 seconds...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly it no longer exists, but a couple of years ago (well, slightly more than that) www.charlottechurchconsentcountdown.com did that idea much better. And more salaciously. They was a forum about what you'd like to do to her when she turned 16.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bet the Olsen twins countdown people have their press release all set to send to MeFi and memepool in a few weeks...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if I was to do anything with the Olsen Twins, it would conclude in lots of digging with a shovel, throwing dirt over a hole, and hoping nobody ever found out later.

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

that's horrible.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm pretty sure they have a video where they go to their uncles farm and plant crops and they decide to bury "treasure" but then -- oh, I don't want to spoil it for you!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't understand this phenomenon at all.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy Richter is in this movie!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Celebrities who look like Gelflings

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I think their appearance on Seventh Heaven was the culmination of bad American Television. I almost expected God to stop the world for a minute in disbelief himself at what was happening. The presence of two evils in one place was too much and even he thought about quitting.

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

don't understand this phenomenon? child actor grows up to be pretty cute...and there's two of them!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cooldedelle.free.fr/quandlesstarsrencontreslesstars/17.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe uh is the anti-oops.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

nah cause I don't really fancy them much. too skinny.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't feel like looking for the LOL thread, so I'll just repeat the most brilliant thing said on this thread:

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet they share underwear

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone make this thread happier?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.af.org.au/images/mime-marceau-couleur.jpg

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

well played

― TheNewJMod (JMod), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

they always look like they'd rather be somewhere else

they are icky

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. in my pants! wakka wakka!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

amateur!st otm

they look like aliens to me and i am not ruling out them actually being aliens.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

when did it become bad to look alien?

is this a sexism thing?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason, Andy Richter has a me-so-Peter Ustinov oriental accent throughout the whole film. Bad.

The film also contains one of the best/worst "down with coloured people" scenes I've ever seen, set in a barbershop. It deserves a special segment at the end of Bamboozled.

Plus, in close-up, the Olsen's faces apopear to be 67% eyeball.

Otherwise, great stuff.

(BTW s1ocki, tonight I'm seeing Raising Helen!)

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

They look kinda scary-hawt here:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/aponline/42291.75OLSEN-TWINS.sff.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this proves that anti-christ can be pluralized

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"wakka wakka! "

i hear this in a muppet voice

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

'The Olsens are an absolutely petrifying phenomenon. They make Britney look like Kate fucking Bush.'

someone parse that last sentence for me pleeze? it's making me giddy with lust

― de, Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

There's something not right about them. Eyes too big, face too small, I guess.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I pity them in a way. Who here among us could have lived with Dave Coulier's jokes for our formative years?

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Somehow, the Olsen Twins make Britney Spears look like Kate Pierson from the B-52's fucking George W. Bush.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah. Yeah it's died.

― de, Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://freespace.virgin.net/darryl.smith/newalien3.jpg http://freespace.virgin.net/darryl.smith/newalien3.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.biscuitshouse.com/doll/twins2.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

damn your oneupsmanship!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, it was one-downmanship.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.genzel.ca/olsen.jpg
What's up with that Sigur Ros song "Olsen Olsen"? Is it an ode to them INCESTUOUSLY MAKING OUT!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture is stunning

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

"Hollywood's cutest twins grew from adorable child stars into a multi-billion dollar empire, then the walls began to crumbled."

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

blog that shit

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno why i thought it would be funny to say that

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha from now on I'm going to use 'blog that shit' as a response to people's petty whining.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 6 August 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050102/capt.wxs30101022334.people_olson_stamos_wxs301.jpg

"In a photo released by Walt Disney World, Mary-Kate, left, and Ashley Olsen are seen with actor John Stamos, Sunday, Jan. 2, 2005, at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Fla. The three co-stars of the popular 1980s and 1990s sitcom 'Full House' are on vacation at Disney World. (AP Photo/Walt Disney World, Mark Ashman)"

Please tell me this isn't saying what I think it's saying. I mean, they're just filming a special right? They're not, like, dating or something right??!?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"In a photo released by Walt Disney World... The three co-stars... are on vacation at Disney World." ?? What?!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Those huge sunglasses are not doing their spindly bodies any favors.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer, you've broken my brain.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

they will forever look like children.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hungry, malnourished children.

(I had a friend say in response to the news about Mary-Kate's anorexia battle, "How can you tell which one is anorexic?????" I felt bad for laughing so hard.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have cruelly joked: "I just thought the other one was looking fat."

(please remember people, it was only a joke)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me, or does that pic make them look about eighty? They both have a Joan Rivers sort of air.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

uncle jesse is such a perv

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, he always seemed like a nice old man.
http://www.dukesonline.com/images/pyle_denver.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me, or does that pic make them look about eighty? They both have a Joan Rivers sort of air.

ashley looks like sally kellerman!

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Those huge sunglasses are not doing their spindly bodies any favors
When in Florida, one has to wear such sunglasses because that's what the in-crowd (of seniors ages 60-75) are wearing.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050102/capt.wxs30101022334.people_olson_stamos_wxs301.jpg http://www.dacre.org/stills/webk/Kel1353.jpg

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I just read in People that the twins were both just named Rhodes Scholars.

Rumor has it that they may win a joint-Nobel in 2005.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

to their credit, they ARE "ceos" of a multizillion-dollar business.

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont understand how people can be attracted to them (even ironically) and find paris hilton gross. she's just a proportioned version of these girls.

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Ok.

I had a dream a couple of days ago that Ashley Olsen was my girlfriend and mary-kate was a psycho horrible sister. Ashley seemed really sweet and caring and now i've developed some sort of celebrity crush. This is awful :(

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT

ihttp://tmb.olsen-twins.org/pic/a/7/ashleymatt.jpg

She looks desperately unhappy with her boyfriend. She needs me.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

she looks healthy, at least.

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I told the drummer in my band yesterday that she looks like an Olsen twin. She replied "fuck you".

She does though.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i decided i'm going to write a song called "i'm never going to marry Ashley Olsen" and then when i make it big she'll hear it.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have trouble telling them apart. Is Mary-Kate a little bit taller or something?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

she looks healthy, at least.

that picture's from a couple of years ago.

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/05/ugly5508mkolsen.jpg
they grow up so fast

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

tiny goldie hawn?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

xcept with the face of a monkey?

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

she looks...kinda tired

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was going to say shes looking oldish. might be the light though. thats ashley, right?

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

i think it is hard to look youthful in a floor length, flowy gold dress

― mizzell, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

love the dress tho

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

i think that one's mary-kate? here are both of them together. i didn't know ashley was so much taller.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/olsen_costume1.jpg

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/met_gala_56_wenn5131588.jpg

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xXHah35AViY

― omar little, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

damnit
http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2008/05/olsen-costume/olsen-twins-2008-met-costume-gala-01.jpg

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

xcept with the face of a monkey?

they have Gelfling faces!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

You mean like Clay Aiken?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/33/2008/05/smallish_AP080110051598.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/mary-kate-olsen-and-olivier-sarkozys-wedding-featured-bowls-filled-with-cigarettes

i need more information

― j., Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)

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