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... for crap posts, abuse, appalling sense of humour, body odour, or anything else which you feel sorry for.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I nicked a Matchbox Formula 1 car from a shop in Rochdale, aged 4.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I derailed Graham's thread with a bad joke about nudity.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

*adopts Bilbo Baggins voice* "I'm sorry for EVERYTHING!"

(possibly not true)

The truly personal stuff isn't going to get mentioned here, but at least in terms of recent things, I am sorry that because of my one comment Doomie thought I was having a crack at his stepfather passing, something I was unaware of and would never have made fun of at all. (No regrets about calling him on his public persona in general, but anyway.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for my last thread (obv), and for not buying Toby a drink after he kindly bought me one despite never having spoken to me before, as far as I can remember. I am sorry for dissing Sarah's Bar Billiards abilities.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for that time when my cat had kittens and I killed the entire litter and buried them in a shallow grave in the back garden.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Eurgh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.shanggky.com/cat/kitten44.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you been saving that pic up for a moment like this?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry to all my ex-friends throughout my life for eventually fucking you all off. it's just what i'm like, nothing personal.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm apologising to Graham for a thread a long time ago. I started a thread about having your headphones on at work and he called me a cunt. I went crazy. So I will apologise again, because I think he hates me to this day.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

If I actually posted everything I want to apologize for it would crash the server.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for posting too many kittens

http://www.waterproofs-maine-coon.ch/Kitten/Alle_kitten_7wochen_.jpg

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

im sorry for not going to neds party. :(

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I weep, Mr. Chaki! But fret not, these things happen. Please come to the birthday party and show us some smooth moves.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to make anyone feel bad. I don't care about all the people I annoyed, though - they deserved it.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, Graham, relive the pain:

People who insist on talking to you even though your wearing headphones - C or D?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for calling Ronan Ronana the Barbie.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

For my entire life.

― kate, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I have killed a few threads by writing way too much!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

and I am sorry.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for beeping excessively at that guy who changed lane without indicating or checking if there was anyone in the way last year. He didn't hit me, the third beep was hurtful, also he held his hand up in apology and I felt quite bad cos I know how hard it is to apologise from a car in front of someone.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I refuse to.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone who changes lanes without indicating or looking should have the shit beeped out of them, in my book.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, I never honk because it's way out of hand here already. But someone cut me off sort of dangerously yesterday -- signal on, but cutting over two lanes instead of one and forcing me to brake on a snowy road: it was fine and I just slowed peacefully down, but then a second later I felt obligated to give them a Guilt Honk, i.e. "it's not like I personally care but you'd better feel bad about that."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't know why I'm down here
Must be something I said
Or some small imperfection
In my soul or in my head
Don't know why I'm down here
Don't reserve to roast or bake
I'm fighting off slanderous allegations
Why don't you give the kid a break?
You don't think maybe we could talk this over
You're a reasonable man
Could we discuss my grave situation
I'm a miserable man
And I'm in the frying pan

Alice Cooper Rules!

Seriously, though if my inanity has ever offended anyone, sorry 'bout that.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you been saving that pic up for a moment like this?

Ha, I wish! It's more evidence of the eerie power of the Google image search.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for sounding too bitchy, for revealing too much, and for stepping on anyone's toes.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i didn't notice you doing any of those things! i hope i didn't step on your toes tho. i'm sorry i had a spzzy weekend and took it out on the internet.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also sorry for missing Ned's party - stupid car!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry most of you haven't had the pleasure of sleeping with me

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also sorry for not warming Ned's house...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess is really saying that he's sorry he hasn't had the opportunity to relieve more of you of your a**cherries.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought that was implied

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for putting all you fabulous ladies in the shadow of my enormous schlong. I'm dead now.

― John Holmes, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for just posting "Don't use a paperclip to clean out your earwax" to the Most Depressing Fortunecookie Fortune thread since it's more advice than a fortune.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I too am sorry for the party miss. Stupid washing machine repair guy (and my own lethargy).

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for saying stupid things and hurtful things and cruel things in anger, and i'm sorry for being destructively selfish, and i'm sorry for making boring posts to ILE.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, what did you say?

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna_cee_, you're the third person to say they couldn't come to party because of car trouble! It's a curse. ;-)

ANYWAY, there is a birthday party happening the first weekend of March. Attend that or else, as implied elsewhere. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

*grin* I do that too, Di. Though usually I take things out on AOL groupies - not too difficult and I don't have to try to think of logical arguments to support my statements :) I rather like things here - being challenged on one's beliefs is quite refreshing.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for pretending to like people when I didn't.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for everything I have posted and will post on this board.

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I'm sorry for posting that last thing as it's not even true.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Also I'm sorry for being too cowardly to state dissenting opinions because I know they'll be shot down very quickly and logically, or because I don't want to make people mad. (The first reason makes sense, the second doesn't really, considering the mood of this board.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for enjoying the paperclip thread so much.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for only ever contributing flippant one sentence answers to threads in lieu of any actual grasp of/interest in the subject matter, like.

― Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 30 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for implying Tim H was pompous.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for my "forty-year-old fat guy" joke and the ugliness that it has unleashed on ILX. Truly, deeply sorry.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

MarkC: I knew it!

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry all my posts end in yo. i mean no harm, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Colin, I don't think you should be sorry for the joke - it was a fair call. Being sorry about the ugliness is something we can all do.

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I haven't got to meet any of you yet.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwww. Even Becky?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I gave in to the troll

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Um. No.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

IT WAS COLIN WHO STARTED THIS SHITE?!?!?!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry that the referee wasn't injured in the A-league brawl last night. As someone once said 'I know violence in football is wrong' but there are limits to liberal minded tolerance.

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

NICK SOUTHALL, YOU ARE GAY , NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT YOU TO KNOW ME?!?!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

And this was such a nice thread.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

That was before someone mentioned the users list, and I checked to see the many many Nicks in here, even my fiancee is a Nik, so I am sorry for thinking you were one of the rude Nicks.I did say sorry, Nick, but I understand completely why you will not forgive me, I guess I cannot be like a hypocrite and say that you are bad for not doing so, otherwise I would forgive the person who raped me and ruined my life for the past few years, and that is something I cannot do.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

that ol' chesnut!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for starting so many silly threads.
I'm sorry I haven't met any of you.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sorry for one damn thing. I'm just a defiant brat.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim, I didn't *mean* to imply it!!

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

and for not buying Toby a drink after he kindly bought me one despite never having spoken to me before, as far as I can remember

don't be silly mark! as i recall you offered to buy me one back but i had to say no cos i was drinking like a wuss (in my defence i had been down the pub all afternoon). anyway, i don't think fap-pint buying works strictly 1-1 anyway (or if it does then there must be lots of ppl who think i'm really rude and some who wonder why i keep buying them drinks).

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

aargh the lots/some there makes it sound like i don't think i buy my fair share, which isn't true (well, maybe i don't, but if so i'm unaware of it).

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I threw the dead squirrel at a passing car, but they made me do it.

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sorry for my boring stories and horrible puns.

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, wait, I like boring stories and horrible puns!

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

if I were English I would say "cheers" but I am not so thanks but please don't think I am trying to draw you into a web of lies and obligations or anything. :)

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry for being such a smug sod in all the C/D threads I've ever posted. And those Pop-Eye rip-offs, which were rubbish. And slagging Underworld quite unreasonably. And probably a lot of other things I've forgotten about.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry to Anna for being an arsehole.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

and Nicole??

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry to Nicole for pretending to notice her breasts while very very drunk.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

~~b-but you haven't even seen them~~

ENOUGH TALK OF THIS

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 2 February 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

apologies to both n and nicole for post that looked mean but wasnt meant to be

apologies to ambrose for not getting back to him (mail later today!)

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

and apologies to nabisco for delay in sending cdrs

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I owe several people pints from the last FAP - Vicky definitely and I can't remember who else. Sorry.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologise in advance to Emma for going out and buying more Cds today after I said I wouldn't.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologise to the Russian delegation whose kind and thoughtful gift of a paperweight I ACCIDENTALLY broke yesterday at work.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The Russian delegation's gonna get you for that!

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to apologise to nicole for telling her to 'shut up' on the male sexual performance thread.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 February 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for any hurt feelings although I still don't think the people who post on the war threads are egomaniacs.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for Becky Lucas.

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok that was really condescending, considering she's still around, I heard.

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

james that sentence might read more like an apology if you took out the big huge justification at the end!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

For a second I thought Vic was admitting that he was Becky Lucas.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no I pervertedly already knew all the answers to those sex questions Lara, so i wouldn't need to assume the identity of a 40 year old man assuming the identity of a sexually curious chick, now would I ? I could just read my Diaries.

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice one.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer: yeah, I know; I apologized on two other threads already and I was starting to think "I'm sorry I hurt feelings but I'm not sorry about why I hurt the feelings".

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

it's like that simpsons with lisa and bart on the roof.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologise for not having enough time to post what I want to say on Annas thread.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for NOT BEING BECKY LUCAS.

Apparently there was some confusion when I first began posting on ILX. I posted under assumed names, having been banished from message boards across the globe and fearing retailiation from those who DESPISE THE BURMA KITTY and wish her harm... or at least much uncomfortableness.. Unbeknownst to me, my husband was also posting UNDER ASSUMED NAMES!

My husband, who knows me only as THE BURMA KITTY who is obsessed with all things MISSION OF BURMA and any item from the line of official Sanrio HELLO KITTY PRODUCTS and spends far too much time worrying about them and their well being and not enough time with him, thought that I was BECKY LUCAS...something to do with her email address I suppose and the fact that everytime she posted, my phone line was suspiciously BUSY and I was coincidentially UNAVAILABLE to my husband. This mistaken belief that I was BECKY LUCAS caused a rift in the bedroom and needed to be remedied IMMEDIATELY since the BURMA KITTY cannot sustain this type of rift for more than 4 hours per the label on the bottle.

I immediately began posting under my actual name BURMA KITTY so that there is no longer any confusion and bedroom activity has been restored to its normal levels.

I AM NOT BECKY LUCAS.

I AM HOWEVER, SORRY.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

and by the way ALAN

you have NOTHING to be sorry about

NEVER too many kittens!!!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you not a police officer?

― Aaron A., Monday, 17 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 17 February 2003 01:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for the following ILM infractions:

-Hating on jess (well, more than I should, i.e. times when he is not mocking El-P)
-Having a comparatively narrow scope of things I even bother to talk about (you'd think I only liked eight bands or something)
-All those goddamned parenthetical follow-up posts

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for the whole thing up to now

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i may have been overly silly today, sorry 'bout that.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for going apeshit on the Christgau/Burke thread, and for posting way too much in general the past three days.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for really really liking Norah Jones' take on "The Nearness of You." I know if I had any sense at all I'd think she was as bland and boring as the rest of you do.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

we shall not forgive you for this JBR. we won't!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for going apeshit on the Christgau/Burke thread

Eh? Don't apologize! You didn't say anything to upset me, at the least. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for bad-mouthing John Irving for the past week, only to come to the conclusion that it really was all a dream and that he isn't all of the ass that I made him out to be. At least I assume he isn't. I really don't know.

Okay.

I apologize for bad-mouthing John Irving for the past week, but the apology is conditional on whether he really is a jerk or not - if he is, then no apology.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry i don't like Tatu.

Wait. I'm not sorry!

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm apologising to my boss because i should be at the hocken library flicking through magazines, but i'm not, and its all your fault ILX.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

at the hocken library

for a minute there i thought 'hocken' was a substitute swear-word

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

I apologize for posting about works/artists without listening to them first. Because I'm usually wrong.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 15 March 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

im not sorry about a goddamned thing!
oh, except maybe posting utter shyte at times. :-)

― donna (donna), Saturday, 15 March 2003 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

without beforehand
thinking
sometimes i
say things
i could never hate you

i could never hate you

i did
not mean one
word of
what i said
i don't hate you

i don't

i do not.

let's kiss and make up
let's kiss and make up
let's you and i kiss and make up
let's kiss and make up
let's kiss and make up
let's you and i

kiss and make up

― piscesboy, Saturday, 15 March 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for NOT BEING BECKY LUCAS.
Apparently there was some confusion when I first began posting on ILX. I posted under assumed names, having been banished from message boards across the globe and fearing retailiation from those who DESPISE THE BURMA KITTY and wish her harm... or at least much uncomfortableness.. Unbeknownst to me, my husband was also posting UNDER ASSUMED NAMES!

I immediately began posting under my actual name BURMA KITTY so that there is no longer any confusion and bedroom activity has been restored to its normal levels.

I AM NOT BECKY LUCAS.

I AM HOWEVER, SORRY.

-- BurmaKitty (burmakitt...), February 16th, 2003.

What are you talking about? I don't even know who Becky Lucas is/was let alone suspecting you were her. Have you been skipping your medication again? Or, have they determined that no medication in any amount will be able to cure your ills?
http://www.giantrobot.com/forums/avatar.php3?userid=3345&dateline=1043181455

PS I'll see you in a few weeks!

― Lithium Lunchbox (Lithium Lunchbox), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

I apologize for being such a Grade A hypocrite on several recent threads. I should have taken my own advice and avoiding responding to Geir, even indirectly. I'll try to do this in the future, and channel my rage into ~~starting new threads about brazilian chanteuses~~ my work.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I also apologize for the numerous typos riddling my recent posts, for example the one just prior.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologise for being unpleasant whilst drunk. I can't say it won't happen again. But I wouldn't bother except that UR ALL GREAT & I KISS U

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I also must apologize to Chris Harrington and anyone else I've offended with really drunken and idiotic posts. I must learn to avoid these boards whilst imbibing.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for being a perv. Also, for imitating Marv Albert.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry right now for being a perv in AIM

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I lied. I'm not sorry at all.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry that I lied just then about being sorry.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I haven't responded yet to a single post that nice young man Ned Ragget has made in response to a post I've made. He is a fine young gentleman and a very respectable person.

And I'm not just saying that because he's a big Cure fan and so am I. *wink*

I'm sorry for apologizing so much IRL.

I'm sorry I didn't discover this forum before I found other forums, because in most of the other forums I've read through I've been thoroughly disgusted with the lack of intellectual maturity of the large majority of the posters. But is that truly an apology?

And now you know why I'm "Dee the Lurker". It's because I only end up delurking in 20% of the forums I've gone to online.

I'm sorry I was unfortunate enough to like Michael Moore and, later on, Rush Limbaugh, for a small spell. *shakes head* I mean, what was I thinking?

I'm sorry ... so sorry ... please accept ... my apology ....

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

How the fuck is it that I've not posted to this thread yet? I'm sorry to everyone for wasting their time with my stupid crap posts, for apologizing when I needn't and not when I should, for accepting invitations to AIM chats and then not saying anything, or saying something stupid then leaving, for posting pictures of myself, ah fuck it.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for having such good taste.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm sorry I don't live in NYC or another ILE hotspot, and hence miss out on the live-action mentalistry.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i still apologise for nothing

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for hating my own musical taste ~~instead of hating yours~~

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry for opening the strikethrough tag and not closing it
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*blows raspberries at jess*
Having looked once again at my post, I must add the following:
I'm sorry for misspelling "Ned Raggett". He is a fine young gentleman who does not deserve a misspelling of his last name.
:)
― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's see if that works.

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, it did. Ergo, I must repost.

*blows raspberries at jess*

Having looked once again at my post, I must add the following:

I'm sorry for misspelling "Ned Raggett". He is a fine young gentleman who does not deserve a misspelling of his last name.

*blows raspberries at jess once more*

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for that time I blew a raspberry and they barred me from the set of the Fruit of the Loom commercial.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologise for being stupid and drunk and bored and lazy and sleepy and blowing off work in eight hours. Amen.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for Tep for his raspberry joke.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthropomorphic fruit sex jokes need no apology!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel sorry for all of you.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry most of you haven't had the pleasure of sleeping with jess.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 07:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY. I'M REALLY VERY SORRY.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I'M NOT SORRY!!! BLEAH!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

MR. LIZARD! MMMM!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, I actually am very sorry for those last three posts.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I didn't eat recently because I am very hungry.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Is anyone gonna apologise for getting that Peggy Lee song stux0red in my head?

Also, i'm sorry for being away for forever. I'm not dead, honest.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I foolishly entered into an argument with Calum, over on ILM. Fortunately, it ended with him complimenting me (he said I could never be his intellectual equal - I did consider asking him who could be, but that would have been just inviting him to insult people) so it all ended well.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sorry I perved on those who didn't want to be perved on, and that I didn't perv on those who were hoping I'd perv on them.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I didn't acknowledge Dee's apology earlier! But fret not, the only thing I'd complain about would be my last name and that was addressed. ;-) Thanks!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I open my mouth.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry that sometimes I type without thinking it through first

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel I should be sorry about something, so I guess I'm sorry for not feeling guilty enough.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry...sorry you're all a bunch of sissies!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry you feel that way, Horace.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry your pappy didn't beat a backbone into y'alls.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm never sorry. for anything. ever.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I posted pix on the pix thread in hopes of someone saying I was hot. I'm sorry that made some posters made at me. What else? I'm going to go eat some worms now...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

made=mad, obv.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I mangled my words on the crush thread.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry yr all a bunch of wussbags, especially Matos. (Why was I supposed to say this, MM? I'm sorry the end of last night blurred out a little bit for me!)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I broke my promise almost immediately. It's pathetic really: I tell people they shouldn't waste their time arguing with Geir, but my insults and jokes are certainly not taking the high ground. Again, he really does get to me but I should exhibit some self-restraint and avoid his threads altogether. Actually in the past I've done this rather well but it seems his presence has been inescapable lately. But still it's my fault for not rising to the occasion, or at least disappearing. Which is what I hope to do for a while (hopefully this will not be a nother promise broken).

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like to say sorry to Ally for not playing along with her joke about getting Henry Rollins to play in her apartment for free. Can't remember the last time I made a post to a thread where I felt like a more humourless fuckwad afterwards.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

You should be sorry, you bastard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize to hstencil for ever being a dick to him. *drunkenly*He's a good guy.

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

awww, buttch(oops), I'm touched. Really, it's all water under the bridge, and you weren't being that much of a dick, I was being too much of a chucklehead.

I apologize for being too much of a chucklehead.

― hstencil, Monday, 28 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just... sorry

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

NEVAH!

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

im not mean.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I am, really.

Sometimes I just shouldn't do some of the stuff I do.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

me neither.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize to Ally for being such a Pavlov's Horndog. btw, YR HAWT!

I apologize to jess for aiding in the increased tweeness of ILTWEE. Actually, no I don't.

I apologize to Momus & all other Nicks for having to share a name with me.

I apologize to all of ILX for my presence here in general.

I apologize to Geir Hongro for the existence of that foul destroyer of real music that is rhythm (to the tune of James Brown's "Hot Pants").

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize to all of ILX for my presence here in general

But Nick, we luv you!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah Nick, no need to apologise for that. I like your presence here, quite a lot. Like I said before, I really wish that I could hang out with a lot of you people. But ur all gay, so forget it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, the only thing you should apologize for is not being here even more.

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

AW FUCKIN AY MANG!

(um, thanks y'all...Now I must apologize, for that seems like such a fishing-for-compliments thing, when it was really a "I post here a lot but don't really ever contribute anything as interesting or insightful as like Nitsuh or Dave Q. or somebody, why do they let me stay here why why WHY!?!")

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

but you contribute by being you. i don't need someone to lucidly explain the socioeconomic underpinnings of Bolivian folk music in order to enjoy this board. it's all about having as much dif. people as possible contribute in any way they want.

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

in other words, I've learned as much from you as from anyone else.

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for being hottt.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

you are not forgiven!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

A Public Apology
by Steve Martin

Pure Drivel
Hyperion Press, 1998

Looking out over the East River from my jail cell, and still running for public office, I realize that I have taken several actions in my life for which I owe public apologies.

Once, I won a supermarket sweepstakes even though my second cousin was a box boy in that very store. I would like to apologize to Safeway Food, Inc., and its employees. I would like to apologize to my family, who have stood by me, and especially to my wife Karen. A wiser and more loyal spouse could not be found.

When I was twenty-one, I smoked marijuana every day for one year. I would like to apologize for the next fifteen years of anxiety attacks and drug-related phobias, including the feeling that when Ed Sullivan introduced Wayne and Shuster he was actually signaling my parents that I was high. I would like to apologize to my wife Karen, who still believes in me, and to the Marijuana Growers Association of Napa Valley and its affiliates, for any embarrassment I may have caused.

I would also like to mention a little incident that took place in the Holiday Inn in Ipsilante, Michigan, during that same time. As I was lying in bed in Room 342, I began counting the ceiling tiles. Since the room was square, it was an easy computation, taking no longer than the weekend. As Sunday evening rolled around, I began to compute how many imaginary ceiling tiles it would take to cover the walls and floor of my room. When I checked out of the hotel, I flippantly told the clerk that it would take twelve hundred and ninety-four imaginary ceiling tiles to fill the entire room. Two weeks later, while attempting to break the record for consecutive listenings to "American Pie," I realized I had included the real tiles in my calculation of imaginary tiles; I should have subtracted them from my total. I would like to apologize to the staff of the Holiday Inn for any inconvenience I may have caused, to the wonderful people at Universal Ceiling Tile, to my wife Karen, and to my two children, whose growth is stunted.

Several years ago, In California, I ate my first clam and said it tasted "like a gonad dipped in motor oil." I would like to apologize to Bob 'n' Betty's Clam Fiesta, and especially to Bob, who I found out later had only one testicle. I would like to apologize to the waitress, June, and her affiliates, and to the DePaul family dog, who suffered the contents of my nauseated stomach.

There are several incidents of sexual harassment I would like to apologize for:

In 1992, I was interviewing one Ms. Anna Floyd for a secretarial position when my pants accidentally fell down around my ankles as I was saying, "Ever seen one of these before?" Even though I was referring to my new Pocket Tape Memo Taker, I would like to apologize to Ms. Floyd for any grief this misunderstanding might have caused her. I would also like to apologize to the Pocket Tape people and their affiliates, and to International Hardwood Designs, whose floor my pants fell upon. I would especially like to apologize to my wife Karen, whose great understanding fills me with humility.

Once, in Hawaii, I had sex with a hundred-and-two-year-old male turtle. It is hard to argue that it was consensual. I would like to apologize to the turtle, his family, the Kahala Hilton Hotel, and the hundred or so diners who were eating at the Hilton's outdoor café. I would also like to apologize to my loyal wife Karen, who had to endure the subsequent news item in the "Also Noted" section of the Santa Barbara Women's Club Weekly.

In 1987, I attended a bar mitzvah in Manhattan while wearing white gabardine pants, white patent-leather slippers, a blue blazer with gold buttons, and a yachting cap. I would like to apologize to the Jewish people, to the state of Israel, to my family, who have stood by me, and to my wife, Karen, who has also endured my seventeen affairs and three out-of-wedlock children. Further, I would like to apologize to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, for referring to its members as "colored people." My apology would not be complete if it didn't include my new wife, Nancy, who is of a pinkish tint, and our two children, who are white-colored.

Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "Savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book. When I was growing up, the meaning of this word in our household closely approximated the Hawaiian "Aloha," and my use of it in the casino was meant to express "Until we meet again."

Now, on with the campaign!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I second all the nickalicious wuv.

Ally, I forgive you for being hott.

I'm sorry I wasted an hour at work playing on ILX and making a show flier (ha ha, not really sorry for that).

I'm sorry I can't keep up with ILX lately. EVery time I check the new answers page there are like 20 newly revived threads I haven't posted on recently. It's hard work!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I was doubting this board.

Today, it seems normal and nice again (or am I just not reading troubled threads?).

anyway, on with Less Rock, More Talk.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry that James Blount hates me :( :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

And also I am extraordinarily sorry for taking the company car to my love-interest-boss's house like 5 times! WHAT WAS I THINKING? Wow, did I just get a bit of a lecture...

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry for the things I'll never say

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for not fucking as many college girls as I should have at *U while I was a TA in the physics lab.

― Tricky, Monday, 28 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

No apology necessary.

― college girls (felicity), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry I've been such an ILE fiend today. I'm not sure what came over me, but unempoyment may have played a part :/

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It's ok, Mark C. Join the club. I got carried away on the vegetarian thread(s). I think I need to take a break from the heavy stuff for a while (ie: heavy threads) and stick to picture threads or something.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

because it needed reviving

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, we have no apologies to give.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for reviving the apologise thread.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for apologizing for reviving the apologise thread.
Good Night.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Got one! It's impossible to drink water horribly. See, even if you splash it around, that's not really horrible, just a bit careless.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear, I'm on the wrong thread. Which at least proves it's possible to answer a thread horribly.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise for that.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You better apologize for posting to the wrong thread, partnah

(x post)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I've stolen thousands of MP3s over the past 3 years! I feel so guilty....

NOT!

(the 80's called, they want their post-statement negation back)

Shut the fuck up, bracket-bitch.

...i also apologise for all that.

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My apologies (which are not ILe related, however he did say 'anything'):

Richard: I'm sorry I killed your fish when we were little. I didn't know they needed water to live, and I thought putting them in the piggy bank would be a vacation for them.

Leif, I'm sorry I laughed at your small penis and then invented an excuse to leave. I'm sure you were and remain very sexually talented, and I still fell terrible about it.

Joe #1: I'm sorry you saw me kiss Eric - I was drunk and while that's no excuse, I was also 17 and horny. I wish I knew where you were - I still have that godawful ring of your mom's and I'd like to return it.

Jill, I'm sorry you're such a self-centered bitch. It was me who called your dad when you tried to commit suicide. You never did listen. I'm sorry I can't quite forgive you for the hell you put Jenn and I through.

Mom, I'm sorry I stole $20 from your wallet when I was 11.

Corey, I'm sorry I pushed you off that wall, I really didn't realize you were jumping the other way and I feel awful about the scar you have BECAUSE OF ME.

Eric, I'm sorry I wasn't a better wife.

Crystal, I'm sorry I didn't bring Spencer to see you before you died. Fuck, I miss you every day.

Robbie, I'm sorry I wasn't there the night you died. Maybe I could have done something...

Bryn, I'm sorry I was rotten to you after that first summer apart. I miss your friendship so much.

Joe #2, I'm sorry I broke your heart. If I could do it all again, just change that one thing, I'd do it in a heartbeat. You are my angel and life without you in it every day is the worst pain I know.

Cyndi, I'm sorry I called you a fucking cunt in front of a roomful of people. Everyone agreed with me, and really, you were, but there are better times and places.

Shawn, I'm sorry I wasn't as nice to you as I should have been. You are one of the sweetest men I know and I should have been kinder to you.

Natalie, I'm sorry I faked migraines sometimes instead of just telling you I wanted to stay home and veg because I didn't like your friend Niko who was ever present.

Spencer, I'm sorry I don't always spend enough time with you - you're growing up so fast I need to slow down and be with you more often because you'll be gone before I know it.

Enough for now...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sorry for being a drunk in chat last night.

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sorry for breaking a puppy's legs by dropping it off a balcony when I was 5 and letting the 'naughty puppy' take the blame.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sorry about tying Daniel's shoelaces together in Miss Adams' class and then not owning up to it so the whole class was kept behind for a lecture. I really am.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I apologize for ALL of my posts today, I realize they are terrible: either totally irrelevant, indifferent nonsense of sub-Custos "humor."

Excuse: I inexplicably drank three cups of coffee this morning (I normally have none) and haven't eaten yet. I haven't gotten any work done at all either.

Sorry!

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize on behalf of the phone routing system that keeps screwing up my calls. It is not a sentient being and cannot apologize for itself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Farley, I'm sorry.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

custos really takes it on the chin in ILX

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

To my boss: I'm sorry but you're a dick.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry Miss Jackson...

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

cool, Ally beat me to the obnoxious apology!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I have had some personal setbacks the past couple weeks and have probably come off as being very obnoxious and annoying, and for that I apologize. It's not you ILX, it's me.

― Larcole (Nicole), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for being born. My only solace is in knowing that other people, here and in the real world, can't possibly spend enough time with me to be as annoyed with my tiresome ignorant self-centered nonsense as I am.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

To Jarvis Cocker: I'm sorry if I'm being, how do you say, creepy today.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i apologize for not attending any of the numerous NYC FAPs. i have my reasons for not doing so and one day i shall attend -- just not yet.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

We don't want you there anyway!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad is the east coast me

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

well fine then i take back my apology

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If Tad is the east coast luna, who am I?

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

and it's just one more reason for me to move the fuck out of NYC

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

actually I think Ally is the east coast me

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe i should move to the west coast

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I was just teasing you. Tep is obviously secretly me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm gonna propose a philly fap as an experiment, to see who shows up. if it's cool, i'm moving down there so fucking fast it won't be funny. then i'll eat a cheese steak, take a big smelly shit on times square, leave and never look back.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not very spiritual.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Soap. I make and I sell soap.

― I Am Ally's Tyler Durden (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

*shoots self in head*

― Edward Norton (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

*returns in sequel anyway, wreaks havoc in style*

― Fight Club 2: Ikea Boogaloo (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddamn. Get in Tep.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that this is catching on. I wish I'd invented it. Get in!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I invented it too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if I had, you would've, though. You just wouldn't know it. And you'd be all jealous when people thought I did. And there'd be this homoerotic red herring for awhile. And then the running and the guns.

But you can take credit for the Full VerMonty.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

I'm kinda sorry about my quantity of depressing/wallowing posts recently. It's most unbecoming. It's just that I got to feeling that I'm tired of being single, and not doing anything positive about it. I just have to start trying my best more often. Anyway, yeah, I hope you're okay.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

:-( *many good thoughts* Be of good cheer, Jel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my baby's momma for flirting with her friend that watches our son sometimes on Tuesday nights.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you are a studmuffin and deserve a woman capable of pleasing you.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you rock!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel, you've the right to wallow or be as "cool" as you want to be. Never apologise for simply being who you are.

(Besides, all of us would have to apologise too, and the boards would grind to a noisy halt.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i am sorry for being born in boston. please do not come here. we will suck out your brains with straws

― kephm, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Noted. Will stick to the psychotics in NYC, then.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

haha-but we are only 4hours away. but we like nichole. she does not hate on the boston . she gets to keep her brains in her cranium

― kephm, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

*hugs Jel* I can empathize with being overly dramatic/over-dark, dearie.

Heh. It's interesting what I posted on this thread a little over six months ago. Has it been that long already? My goodness. And yes, Ned is still a nice young gentleman.

I apologize to some of you on this forum for not insisting on being as much of a support system as I should have, because I feel like I've missed out on getting to know quite a few of you by just sticking with a few people.

I apologize to my dad for not having cooked for him more often before he had to go to the hospital that last time. I would do anything for him to be here for just one day, so I could cook for him that one more time. (God, I feel like I'm a broken record here.)

I apologize for being so predictable and for obsessing too much.

I apologize to everyone I might've hurt who were/are incredibly supportive to me. This has happened far too many times in my life.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize to my best friend for ignoring him that one day. And then lying about it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You made him draw a frowny face!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean I created an avenue for his artistic side to flourish.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Frowny face!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I said I was sorry. Get off my case, woman.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my boss for not doing any work for the first half hour of being in the office.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my book for not yet fully achieving ilx lift-off velocity

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise to my future lonely self for driving away my boring idiotic friends now.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologise for my current obsession with certain history presenters, and wish to apologise in advance for the 342 future references to him that I will probably make over the next few days.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, I can so relate here! We = obsessive folksies. But not to the point where Mr. NJS, for example, needs to concern himself with restraining orders.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I would also like to apologise to Julian Casablancas and his magical ass for not fancying him any more!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38216000/jpg/_38216173_strokespa.jpg
Aw, look how upset he is.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh, and not to be a nit-picker or anything, but it is *DR*. NJS, you know, he's very proud of his higher education.)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

I am sorry for posting a childish and predictable response to Jess's "[not to jinx it or anything, but this is literally one of the best threads in months.]" remark on the death of dance music thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so so so sorry and you know who you are.

― Mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry i snapped at n. i was nursing leftover hurt for the fat man comment.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry for ever having emotions. I'm soo sorry that I could cry.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 12 March 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Kyle G. Sorry I keep taking the money out of your birthday cards. But your grandma really ought to figure out what your address is and stop mailing them to me.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Inspired by that thread about the 'passive aggressive notes' I remembered that after I...er..."got off" with a girl at a party many, many years ago and she judged my kissing to be "2 out of 3" I wrote the lyrics of the Meatloaf track of the same name on the blackboard in the common room.

I would like to apologise for that right here and now.

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

and she judged my kissing to be "2 out of 3"

at least you didn't say "in that case i'd better give you 1"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

ba
doom
tish

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

Dammit - I needed you around 25 years ago. I wonder if she's on skype?

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry for starting so many pointless threads...really I am...

I'm also sorry for what I'm about to post in the Roberto Bolano thread.

― drugs wish they could be as cool as MBV (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

I'm also sorry for missing Ned's party - stupid car!
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 11:05 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:15 (ten years ago)

http://p5cdn4static.sharpschool.com/UserFiles/Servers/Server_6065831/Image/csi%20camp%20image.jpg

― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:24 (ten years ago)

xp ha

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

I'm just... sorry
― luna (luna.c), Monday, April 28, 2003 12:15 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I am, really.
Sometimes I just shouldn't do some of the stuff I do.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, April 28, 2003 12:21 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

good to know this thread is here btw

― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

stupid car!

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

sorry for calling you a twat xelab but that really was amazing, every 2 minutes we'd have the ball 30 yards out with a midfielder and everyone would stand still and oh god it was like a New Beckett play

― jordan amavero (imago), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

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