I'm not gay, but...

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Please finish the sentence.

(gay people - feel free to remove the word "not")

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Inspired by Lauz's "why do I like pink?" thread, in case you were wondering.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha just one sentence?!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(I think that says it all.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I've fucked a few men.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'm picky about salads

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, this thread is gonna be rich.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but my dog is.

― Stan Marsh (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I fancy Kylie Minogue.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I play one on TV.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but Quentin if you're GOING to steal my quiche could you please not use the Princess Diana plateware....huh, is nothing sacred anymore? You're worse than my mother you know (sings) "First I was afraid I was petrified, thinking I could never live without you by my side..."

hm, not very good am i

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I married one

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, maybe this thread isn't going to be as rich as the "salads" comment promised. Oh well.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but thats because I'm unhappy. Oh wait, that use of the word is a bit old hat now, isn't it? Oh dash it all...

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, I'm in Poison.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but i'd still like to fuck you in the ass

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay, but i am dick (its funny if you're irish)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay, but i am in denial....and no i dont mean a river in Egypt girlfriend

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

not

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I am gay.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I own shares of Sanrio

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but John Mayer is.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I have a penis.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, I just crush a lot

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan: You're halfway there!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha! I don't think either my wife or her (gay) sister would appreciate that, Chris!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

That would all depend on if you learned anything from the experience that you could take back to the missus: She might end up being quite pleased.

Especially if she has a penis.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

But she does; mine!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(Note I am talking about my wife and not her sister.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You'd better be! Otherwise you'd be taking Prince too literally.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but once a month I like to smoke a little cock.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm smoked chicken

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

has to be little tho'

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but nothing

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay, but my girlfriend is.

well, i'm not sure if your town has a "haight street"/"venice beach" whatever but i mean you've all seen these dumb shirts or is this me being painfully obvious again?

― gygax!, Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I just LOVE little nibbly things.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I always make sure my belt and shoes match.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay but i'm strongly attracted to many gay men

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'm Liberace.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but perhaps sexuality is best thought of as a continuum.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay, but i'm limpwristed as a mofo.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

im not gay but i sing in a russian pop act

― Honda (Honda), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, and I'm also not a client.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I know how to pronounce quiche

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I love HTML.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Better yet...

I'm not gay, but I love HTML. So...are you scared?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I really really want to see the Bea Arthur Special featuring Rock Hudson and Waylon Flowers & Madame.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't forget the Paul Lynde special too!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I may well be a B.W.W.L.O.T.R., or at least a B.W.W.F.O.T.R.

― Phil (phil), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

(like B.U.G., only better)

― Phil (phil), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but DAMN I'd hit that!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but U R ALL GAY

― Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I once told a friend I really liked some Erasure song, and he was like "oh, realllly?"

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)

. . . I moved from West Hollywood to Chelsea.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but then again, who is?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 13 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 February 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I've had weird phone calls from people telling me I was. Ah, 1991.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd let Tom Cruise mow my lawn

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but as I'm bi and don't have the most deeply masculine voice and couldn't give a fuck about sports I'm worse than halfway

I'm not gay but for some reason people at work keep asking me if I have 3 dollar bills during the break lunchtime and make weird smirks and winks towards me when they are holding pointy or sharp objects in their hands, which they flap

I'm not gay, but homosexuality is a social construction you silly mentalist essentialist

I'm not gay, but I have seen and liked Cabaret. MORE THAN ONCE

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay if you're not, but let's fuck anyways.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but, if you're man enough to let me jerk you off, I'll suck you off

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

(I should actually have put that in _quotes_)

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but not that there's anything wrong with that.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I had a girlfriend once.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not Gaye, I'm Mayfield.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I am a Byker On Acid.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but those drapes are FABULOUS!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'm not NOT gay.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but you can if you want.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I AM 6'1"210# TANNED TONED 8-PACK WHO LOVES TO P'N'P LOOKING FOR SOME HOT MANCHOWDER

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay but there's a whole lots o times i wish i could say that i'm not straight

― duane, Thursday, 13 February 2003 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm not gay, but I'm straight... and I want... to take his... place."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I take a pride in my appearence.

I'm not gay, but I wash regularly.

I'm not gay, but I have changed my clothes this week.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 13 February 2003 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I like hairy ladies.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 13 February 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gay but I still think Johnny Knoxville is hot!

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I listen to a lot of dykecore.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gay but I don't listen to any dykecore.

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'm obsessed with Bjork.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not gay, but munch

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but those curtains looks vile with that wallpaper.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay but I'll learn!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(Memo to self: my inability to resist a Simpsons reference may give the wrong impression at times...)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but can I have your curly fries?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not guy or owt but that Will Young's quite a dish.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay. Fuck off. (This if you're feeling tetchy.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but could you hold this for a second?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Geezers Kiosk

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but gosh I miss the Lilith Fairs.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but I enjoy Chi Chi La Rue, long walks on the beach, and felching.

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not gay, but someone has to take it up in the ass in this town, so it might as well be me.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

nine months pass...

I'm gay, but I only fancy straight men.

― man, Saturday, 22 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

man, thats my prollem too.

― jed (jed_e_3), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

im not gay but i think that tori amos is the best songwriter since, whenever.

― jed (jed_e_3), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't like tori amos btw.

― jed (jed_e_3), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, I only saw Auntie Mame 15 times.

― JC (JC A.), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but this dick isn't gonna suck itself

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 22 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gay, but look at those tits!

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 22 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but i've been looking at Jonny Wilkinson a hell of a lot today.

― Pete S, Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but either those drapes go or I do!

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, and yet I've never been asked out by any gay man. Waaaah!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I can completely understand why someone would fancy Yasmin Le Bon or Angelina Jolie.

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, I really AM a sailor.
I'm not gay, but my asshole's wide enough to drive a truck through.

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 23 November 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but I'm gay cock.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gay, but I really do think there's homoerotic subtext in Jackass.
I'm gay, but intensely stupid.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but hey who's online right now who's got AIM?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but some play literati with me.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 23 November 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I tell ya, when you can't even get dog meat these days ...

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 23 November 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but FLUFF BLITZKRIEG!

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 23 November 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but why is Pete Burns trying to look like a muppet?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 23 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but excelsior...laughing....you know the drilll...

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 23 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but I own three Liza albums and over twenty Barbra albums.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 23 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'm sorry for eating that one guy.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(j.lu wins this game, but...)

I'm not gay, but oh Liz Taylor, no...

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, j.lu stole my answer!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay but this weekend I had more semen on my face than the USS Abe Lincoln!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Im not gay, but my Miata is.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but leave my cheese alone. Bitch.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I was flattered when the most handsome guy in the club put his hand inside my pants.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, maybe a bit aroused as well.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm ont gay, but you're welcome Tuomas

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe more than just a bit aroused, actually.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And he was such a hunk.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How was the fucking?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but it's not like my wang can tell a difference.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

How was the fucking?

He went into a "dark room". I was too afraid to follow. This was in Riga, and there are no dark rooms in Finnish gay clubs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but the gerbil in my ass certainly is.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot Latvian Action 3: The Invasion Of Finland.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay .. but you are?

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I do own stock in AT&T.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I've always found Michael O'Hare http://www.lightspeedfineart.com/Photos/O strangely fascinating.
(granted this is not a flattering photo of him.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I've been known to touch boys' shoulders.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I'd be a fool to turn down a b.j.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sigh.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gay, but is there an audio equivalent to Fox News?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I would totally do this guy:
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/king%20of%20Kensington.JPG

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I call shenanigans.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not hisphysical appearance that I'm attracted to, but the power and prestige of his being King of Canada.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Did they name the King's Highway after him?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but DISCO LIVES FOREVER

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I know a little German.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but listening to Disco-Tex and his Sex-O-Lettes makes me sweat.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gay, but I would not cross the street to meet Christina Appelgate.

Furthermore, the constant references by (mainly middle-aged) male sportswriters to Anna 'the Hologram' Kournikova while the tennis majors are on are tedious, irrelevant, embarrassing and irritating.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

i'm not gay, butt

― buzza, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gay, but ESTEBAN BUTTEZ IS BACK

― Eric H., Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I'm not gay but I do love hiding in the closet trying to get to Narnia

― Clusterhead, Friday, 29 July 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not gay but I did just spend nine months writing a research paper on the AIDS epidemic (more specifically on the work of gay artists working during it); also I love disco and house music, am moderately well dressed, and have one of those haircuts where the sides are shorter than the top; also I have never had (any kind of) sex with a woman (but a man did kiss me once).

― qpә (EDB), Friday, 29 July 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not gay but don't let that stop you

― swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Friday, 29 July 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

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