What's The Best Text Message You've Received Recently?

They should use that in one of the 3G picture messaging phone adverts.

Can Kate hear a WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?

"YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

'Hic! pete has already broken a glass with his bum'

'starry i dremt u and i were singing the buffy musical while we ran rd and rd the audience'

All messages from ilx-ers!

"oh no goth oh no the horror where is the gothfynder general?"

+

"today i am lying on a sunny bed reading fillyjonk who believed in disasters"

"Me and Jose watching TV.
Jose - hasn't Sporty Spice put on weight?
Me - That's not Sporty Spice it's Kathy Burke."

U R GAY

I guess it's not a magnificent message but I had a good laugh at it, the first line is an injoke. Er....perhaps this should be on the banal conversations thing.

The sender has bad spelling.

(which is icky, but cute and it also looks like a certain album cover)

"Hey show any incoming disease a picture of me in spandex. hugs from your favourite aussie wrestler" (I had a cold and my friend Raph sent that as a cheer up. Heh).

I had "merry yuletide cheesy peas" from my best friend but I deleted that the other day, doh!

"You are great. You are nice. You don't hate anyone. You don't fuck other people's shit up on purpose. What's up kiddo?"

From the best (girl)friend ever:

"The barefaced cheek! He could at least treat a girl to some mink of manolos first! Did you tell him yo bog off or did you enjoy the favours of his sweet kiss?"

"Apparently Heals and the Wrench plan to attend too"

"It's a lie i restarted it a couple of minutes ago"

"lol its all in yr head ^ truth bomb. im by myself jon and leah took off <-gay"

"Dad...i can ride!"

"calltime loaded, your balance is now 10.05, thanks for topping up with o2. "

Oh, and thank you for my orgasm this morning x

(A few months ago, but I saved it. As you would.)

I reckon I'd delete it

i would totally save it.

</catholic>

It's probably slightly creepy of me to still have it seeing as I'm no longer with the lady in question. I'll delete it soon.

I never actually delete any messages...I don't use the space on my phone for anything else.

oh yeah hrm i think that's kind of a 'delete upon breakup' thing

Hi, Its ***** *****.
You've phoned my
mobile before so i
dont know why the
no. isnt
recognised.
Anyhow, i got the
'irony', but if the
nature of irony is a
form of utterance
that wilfully
destabilises or
unfixes the roots
of that which
surrounds it, there
seems to me to be
the need for the
existence of a
stable something
to which it
indirectly refers. I
cant work out what
that was in your
email. Think of
swift's text on the
irish famine and
baby-consumption.
The very existence
of the irony itself
presupposes a
fixed, and in his
case Moral,
position, elucidated
through ironic
sarcasm. I dont
think ironic
discourses depend
on such
identifications to
be moral, since i
am not a Leavisite,
but it does depend
on them being
there, existing,
regardless. Else
the irony isnt
actually loaded.

"OK!"

My dad text messaged me this morning to let me know that my aunt had passed away. Stay classy, dad.

oh yeah hrm i think that's kind of a 'delete upon breakup' thing

I know! What can I say, I need all the emotional props I can get right now.

At least you didn't send it to yourself, that would have been creepy.

A comment which was supposed to illustrate how I am competent at pleasuring women has turned into an inadvertent comment on my current emotional neediness. Hahaha! Well done me.

Not recent but one time in college there was this really cute girl I was head over heels for. We had one drunken hookup but I wasn't sure it would progress beyond that until one night a few awkward days later she texts me, out of the blue: "Are you all alone in your room?"

I wouldn't feel too bad chap, even if you don't delete it you're still gonna think about it so I don't see much difference really. Unless you're constantly rereading it and weeping.

"Boo.
I kinda sorta wanted to hang out with u tonight, but i just couldnt think of anything that seemed like a viable option.
If u want, we should plan to hang out sometime soon AWAY from the office:-)"

aw

my brother is the only person who really texts me frequently, and it's usually to tell me he's going to Arby's or something otherwise entertaining.

the other day: "This jakob dylan song is something so bad I'd cry if I wrote it. Middle school poetry for girls."

a couple days before my wedding: "I pooped in the bridal house."

Eating in a food court that is under construction has got to be one of the most depressing things in the world.

from my younger sister two nights ago: "kobe is going to rape SO many girls tonight."

"I just had sex with a catholic with a masters in theology in his office at a methodist school next to the chapel. holla. I win."

(s)he does.

flaky dude just texted me to say he's not going to dog-sit for me while i'm gone for almost 3 weeks even though he agreed to a month ago and i leave in 5 days.

>:-[

oh grady that sucks :-(

anyone want a free place to stay in hawaii for a few weeks? get here by tuesday.

ILL DO IT

you have to walk my dog twice a day, btw.

ILL STILL DO IT

get here by tuesday.

dont fuck wit me cuz i might actually do it if i can get shit sorted - are you in honolulu or?

what is up with deeznuts

party at gradys!!1

i want a free place to stay in hawaii for 3 weeks & love animals WHAT MORE DO U WANT

plz go

see how cheap airfare is june 23 - july 12
(hint: not cheap at all)

gr80 where are you going? pls say to maui bc that is when i will be there.

when are you there????? my boss just told me i have to go to maui either the 14th or 16th of july!!!

gr8080 ill check it out but on the off chance i can afford it are you srsly at least potentially down? cuz the timing is kinda perfect for me

oh i'm there 6/29-7/6 :(

email me deeznuts gr8080 @ gmail.com

xpost bummer tza

i ono y i am tellin u to do dis lol but nywayzzz... aur stunao... suhhoa uthegaye the... wht time u dne school today?

^^back to the point

should i let deeznuts dogsit for me?

man, mega bummer! i was gonna make you come dj my parents' anniversary lols.

just received: "You may be the greatest thing that never happened to me"

???

from same person who was fucking a catholic in his office at a methodist school i hope

my friend texted my old chicago number last week to ask for my address and whoever had my old number texted back w/ their address. assuming i had moved back to chicago or was visiting, the friend went and mailed a birthday card for me to this person's address.

actually... yeah same girl

:-\

"He wants to win the heart of a girl that looks like a muppet but he needs to impress her by apparently kissing every middle-aged freakshow in town seriously what the hell japan"

...my ex, on some weirdass Wii game, I think.

Deeznuts, those poledancing ladies don't actually live in Gr8080's apartment all the time, you know.

(would have posted this to that "should I let..." post, but secret borad is secret)

"I require much worship"

"chocolate recall!!!!!"

When my nephew was born

"My god, that's really freaky and scary. Still, that prison's going to have a bloody good goalie for its football team."

^^^does this concern luke "childslayer" mccormick

Haha no, actually someone we went to school with.

"you see the house on the corner that looks like a prison? that's ours."

"i was going to buy a t-shirt today. it said 'life is boring'"

kick his ass babe!

kick his ass babe!

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 1 October 2008 12:50 (1 hour ago)

haha what's that about?

"chocolate recall!!!!!"

haha, just now saw this

"I just saw a squirrel with no tail"

"a blonde just texted me & asked "what does idk stand for?" i said "i don't know" she said "OMG nobody does!" LOL

haha

"have u heard abt the sarah palin polar bear sex tape?"

"i just unlocked and then pissed in jamies car and locked it back"

'yo la tengo concert sucks. no songs, just long masturbatory jams again. wish i was at home.'

its from the person that wrote the letter inside painful?!

"I really love the new of montreal album. What is wrong with me. x"

This is a series of posts from my (rather drunk) ex from earlier in the year... new years day maybe? The were about 5 minutes apart too.

Hahah i'm drunk and in a granola!
...
I meant indola
...
ROUT
...
ROTUNDA

roxy i hope that is not the car you have to drive back to knoxville in...

"yr roommates are making a meat casserole out of ribs, bacon, chicken, and more bacon. extremely srs candidate for bacon fronting thread."

"theresa it doesn't take freud to figure this dream out"

lol

ha

"when i grow up i wanna get rubies"

awww

(i know, it was my boyfriend out at another drinking establishment -- it made me smile!)

prettier than diamonds, imo

word ;)

"i'll cook you a roast dinner and i've got you a bottle of red"

Nice!

awwww

yeah that's ace

"you told her how great her hair looked and she bit your bum"

"help. im fucked srlsy. what ido/ i regret have drinkin too much i always say i will stop but i still do this shit whats wrong with me"

^ ex-girlfriend

still loves ya, ain't it sweet...

U KW ANY1 WHO WANTS 2 BY STAMPS

^ apparently, the philatelists have taken to the street.

"you know, i'm dressed a bit like you today"

"i fucking love the irish"

"I've turned into the satanic sorority slut youve always deeamt of"