― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)
I've gone round the bend.
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)
― DG (D_To_The_G), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)
I am in a good mood coz I'm not going to work tomorrow!
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)
http://www.nogginworks.org/pentam/pent_images/pent17c_sm.jpg
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)
http://www.bayercropscience.co.uk/fourseasons/spring2002/images/sp02_slug2.jpg
― DG (D_To_The_G), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)
New treatment for sex addicts proves 100% successful.
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)
I think you'll find a penis is *just* a slug, period. Go on. Shake some salt on the fucker and see what happens!
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)
― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)
Um...wait a sec...
*faint rummaging sounds, a micrwave 'ding', a light squishy squirt*
...yup.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)
(fancy a slug fuck, of course)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)
*waits for jokes*
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)
when our pastor said this during the weekly entreaties after the consecration of the host I knew we were all eternally screwed
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)
― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)
Quite true. But the oops thing saved it for me.
― OleM (OleM), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)
-- oops What if the slug says no? I bet it doesn't matter because it's *only* a slug. No one cares how the slugs feel.
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)
Or maybe I am you.
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:40 (twenty-three years ago)
Wrong thread again.
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)
http://www.ampcon.freeserve.co.uk/ch/slug.jpg
I'm *very* bored and I ought to be in bed.
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 28 March 2003 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 28 March 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 28 March 2003 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 28 March 2003 06:12 (twenty-three years ago)
That's real!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 March 2003 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 March 2003 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 28 March 2003 09:13 (twenty-three years ago)
Banana Slugto the Tune of 'Twist and Shout'
CHORUS:(all together)Baa-nah nuuuhh SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG!!!!
Ba-nana slug, banana-nana-nanaBa-nana slug, banana-nana-nanaBa-nana slug, banana-nana-nana
You know I love my babyI love the way that she hugsSome people don't understand itShe's a banana slug
CHORUS
He's got just one footAin't got no toeshe hands out in the forestand helps to decompose
Some folks say he's grossbut I won't hear that jive'cuz if it weren't for my babythe forest might not survive
The way you wiggle your antennaYou kknow it gives me such blissCome on come on come on banana slugand let me give you a kiss
The way you slide through the forestYou know you look so fineCome on come on come on banana slugand let me lick off your slime!
You know you twist so goodYou know you slime so fineWell, slime a little closer nowand show me that you're all mine!!
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)
Clearly the the theme song for this thread, eh?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― kate, Friday, 28 March 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)
When I was little, I burned some slugs on the bonfire. (An early sexual experience??)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)
No slug needs all this attention. The RSPCS will be after the lot of youse, just watch out.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mandee, Friday, 28 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)
Nudibranchs.
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)
― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)
Also, along the topic:
1. At sixth-grade science camp we went to the redwoods. I stepped on a banana slug, barefotted, on a midnight trip to the facilities. The slug guts squished up between my toes. Ugh!
2. Kissing banana slugs can kill them - something about not be resilient to human acids or something.
3. There's a great song/skit by Riders in the Sky about a town's annual "Salting of the Slugs" carnival (similar to Springfield's Whacking Day?).
4. My two younger sisters both went to UC Santa Cruz, where the mascot is a banana slug, and so now we all have lots of slug t-shirts and such. Coolest, though, are the life-sized glow-in-the-dark banana slugs that I have scattered through my domicile.
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)
What a metaphor!
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)
Slugfucking.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― R Kelly (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)
(Though I can understand the whole "nothing makes sense anymore" sentiment.)
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)
;)
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)
And btw that cat picture is my new wallpaper!
Thanks
― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)
Ha. Well, to be honest and to actually take the question at face value, no, actually I've known how to use the italics tag since 1997; it's just that it's only been recently that I've felt like playing around with it. A delayed "oh wow this is cool" reaction, if you will.
dee! Sup?
Nothin' much, bro, how 'bout with you? ;)
― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 20 March 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)
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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)