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OK, so what we want here is one line from a film. Whether it be funny, sad or just plain dull, out it here.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

'Clean yourself up love, Star Trek's on.' (Love, Honour & Obey)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

'David, I'd like u to prepare yourself, your friend is dead' (American Werewolf in London)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood" (stand by me)

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"It used to be that there was a way to do things, and things got done, and now everyone's feelings are involved" (Knockaround guys)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm beginning to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! ('tis from Donny Darko)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i loved that sparkle motion line

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Damn it!" (Summer School)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Where were you caught this time, Jerkofski?" (Screwballs)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Um, not a good idea..." (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer)

― dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"damn! we're in a tight spot." (o brother, where art thou?)

― angela (angela), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I got a rash. (Big Lebowski)

― Sam (chirombo), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!" (Office Space, and yes, I know it's more than one line!)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

lions and tigers and bears, oh my (wizard of oz)

― james (james), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anyone caught bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat." (Raising Arizona)

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

'We're gonna need a bigger boat.' (Jaws)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"That chick could suck a taxi driver through immigration." (Whipped)

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fuck the fuckin' party, the fuckin' party's fucked." (Eric Bogosian, Sex Drugs& Rock and roll)

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"If your head comesh away from your neck, it'sh all over." (Highlander)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever seen Batman? (Barb Wire)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"You must defend her honor! It'll be more than she ever did." - Groucho

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh brother, you fucked up" - Mad Dog and Glory

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Be careful what you shoot at - mosht thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh." (The Hunt For Red October)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks." (Annie Hall)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"it will be a day long remembered" (darth vader)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." (you know who)

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"What an incredible smell you've discovered" - Han Solo to Chewbacca

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"I know." - Han Solo to Princess Leia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"I know." Han Solo to Princess Leia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey, that's my Pi!" -- Revenge of the Nerds

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Beer bong fer m'lady?" (I don't remember the actual title, in my mind the name of the film might as well be Beer Bong Fer M'Lady?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

rowr! (Chewbacca)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Beer bong fer m'lady? - Saving Silverman. Nick, I love you. It shouldn't be, but this is one of my favorite movies. Another fine line:

Maybe she's a herm...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I think of asses - a woman's ass - something comes out of me." (Al Pacino, Heat)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"ouch" - ben kenobi

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's me, Dr. RosenRosen" (Fletch)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Snap out of it!" - Cher's character to Nicholas Cage's character in Moonstruck

"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studebaker." - Fozzie Bear to Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that's awesome

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Once I even called him... *asshole*." (Robocop)

― Lord Byron Lived Here, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Badgers? We don't need no steekin' badgers!" (UHF)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Once I even called him... *airhead*." (TV version of Robocop)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(you took my next one, j.lu!)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(I just posted this on another thread but it's good enough to be posted again and again)

"CORN NUTS!!!!" {dies} Heathers

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't play games with me your Highness" - Starwars

"call my name Sebastien! call my name!" - Neverending Story II

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm your father, Luke.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Throw yourself into the road, darling. You haven't got a chance." (Withnail)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"you can't fight in there, that's the War Room!" (Dr Strangelove)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"thankyou, whoever you are. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers" - Blanche Dubois

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

just heard this one: 'Excuses are like asses...everybody's got one (Platoon)
how poetic

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love the smell of napalm in the moring." - Apocalypse Now

"I'm lost."
"Have you tried Hare Krishna?" - The Muppet Movie, again

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wonder if I'll ever be just who I am?" Ruby in Paradise

"Here's to fuck!" Blue Velvet

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"We keep odd hours." -- Near Dark

(This is about how I feel right now, oddly enough.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?" (From Dusk Till Dawn)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?" - Donnie Darko

and

"What came first - the music, or the misery?" - High Fidelity

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Dirty Dancing

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Big Lebowski
(This was the moment I fell in love with Jeff Bridges.)

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"It is by the juice of Sappho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning." (Dune)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am a Golden God!" (Almost Famous)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"if i had a tumor, i'd name it Marla" (Fight Club)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"You don't really mean you'll kill me, do you?" (12 Angry Men)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Charlie doesn't surf!" - Apocalypse Now again

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." (Billy Madison)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole of Sleeper.

"Woof woof woof. Hello, I'm Rags."

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wish you hadn't done that, Hildy...Divorce me. Makes a fellow lose all faith in himself...Almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted." His Girl Friday

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" Star Wars

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"I was born ready." - Big Trouble in Little China

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

'"You're pretty good for a white guy," "yeah & i thought you'd be bigger"' (roadhouse)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(to go along with JesseFox's) "Here's to your fuck, Frank." (Blue Velvet again)
"Moods are for cattle and loveplay, not for fighting!" (Dune, again)

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Infamy, infamy. They've all got it in for me - Carry on Cleo.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?" (Say Anything...)

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!"
"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!" (even more Blue Velvet)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." - Bladerunner

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

'Did anyone else step in a cow pat?' (four weddings & a funeral)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Gimme back that baby you warthog from Hell!" - Raising Arizona

"Do or do not, there is no try." - duh

"He provides the accompa-uh-accompa-uh...he plays the guitar." - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'Oompa, Loompa, oompadi-dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me' (willy wonka & the chocolate factory)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The Willy Wonka line is nicked from Arthur O'Shaughnessy though.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Er the music-maker one not the oompah loopa one!

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't it be great if you meant the line I posted?!!

x-post!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Willy Wonka line is nicked from Arthur O'Shaughnessy though
and it appears sampled on 808State Ex:El (but you all knew that)

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! I never knew that (about the Shaughnessy that is)!

I loved that "you're not a golfer" line too. That movie (Lebowski) is loaded with great one-liners:

"8 year olds, Dude."
"You mix a helluva Caucasian Jackie."
and the ultimate...
"But it really tied the room together!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.antrimdesign.com/ode.html

I used to love the poem at school but it's only now that I understand it, and also realise that the first stanza is the only one that's much cop.

Oh man yeah, 'it really tied the room together' is great!

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're out of your element, Donnie."

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That Shaughnessy poem is pretty ace, subtle but still rather vivid; I'm surprised I haven't come across it until now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! You know a movie's script is good when you can laugh-out-loud at one-liners pulled from it and posted on a message board.

Anyway...

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying-motherfucker, motherfucker!" - Pulp Fiction

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

and it appears sampled on 808State Ex:El (but you all knew that)

Was it sampled there too? I thought it was just sampled by Aphex Twin.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

808 State used it on 'Nephatiti' - before or around the same time as Aphex i think

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero"

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sit down, darling. The world doesn't need to see your arse..."

(can't recall what movie this was from, though)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Go ahead Sharonda, you can eat" (from Jackie Brown)

Let's get another one!" (from Fellowship of the Ring)

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let's get PISSED!" So I Married an Axe Murderer

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Forget it, sweetie... she's his wife." (The Right Stuff)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork." - Grosse Pointe Blank

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage." (My Cousin Vinny)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Christ, did a cow shit in here" (Kentucky Fried Movie)
"This is some repugnant shit" (Jackie Brown)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let's go hunt some orc!" - LOTR-FOTR

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Smoke rises from the fires of Mount Doom and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel." - LOTR-FOTR

"A wizard is never late, Frodo." - LOTR-FOTR

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Come back Shane!" - Shane

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is nothing!" - Wag the Dog

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's not my damn planet monkey boy!" - Buckaroo Banzai

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd have memorised the Song of Solomon." (Miller's Crossing)

― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 19 June 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"My God, it's full of stars" 2010 (and not 2001)

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

LOTR-FOTR? Is that Dutch for "really bad food"?

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first." (Last Boy Scout)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that is "oude goude".

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 19 June 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I. Love. So I Married an Axe Murderer. Seriously, one of my all-time favorites, and I literally canNOT go an entire day without dropping a line from it into conversation:

"Eeee-vil, like the frooo-its of the deh-viiiiil."
"HEAD. PANTS. NOW."
"Look at the cranium! It's like an orange on a toothpick!"
"We've got a piper doown!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, the Fear & Loathing thread made me think of this one:

"How do I tell these people I have no inner monologue?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're the son a thousand fathers - all of them bastards like you." (The Good, The bad And The Ugly)

― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." (Good/Bad/Ugly)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

'What we've got here, is a failure to communicate' (Cool Hand Luke)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift." (Swingers)

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?" (Cabin Boy)

― dan (dan), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

'Chiiilll...dren!' (Night of the Hunter)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

'Drop the zero and get with the hero' (Cool as Ice)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

paraphrasing is wrong

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ah, Mr Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season." (Moonraker)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

fair? who are the fucking nihilists around here?

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo." (Airplane)

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Strong men also cray. Strong men...also cry."

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that moonraker line is great,i don't remember it

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Marleys were dead to begin with" - Gonzo, as Charles Dickens, in "Muppets Christmas Carol"

LOTR-FOTR? Is that Dutch for "really bad food"?

Thank you - this had me laughing really hard. (And, um, in case it wasn't in jest, it means Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a question, when did you become a nutbar? - Wayne's World 2

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Death is for the living and not for the dead." (Gates of Heaven)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything." (Days of Thunder)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"You people are guests in my corn." (Field of Dreams)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's alright, us Texans like a little vinegar in our greens." (Rock Hudson to Elizabeth Taylor in Giant)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"12:50, press Return." (pi)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks." (Wargames)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"You've never been in the private sector; they expect results." (Ghostbusters)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"I can do anything, I'm the chief of police." (Jaws)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 June 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I misread that as "I can't do anything, I'm the chief of police" and that made it funny =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 June 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I can do anything I want... and so can you" - (Frank in Donnie Darko)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 June 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"All my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under "H" for toy." (Real Genius)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Take one and pass them back, just like your I.Q. was normal." (Real Genius)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." (The Blues Brothers)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is." (The Thing)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"WATCH THE SKIES!" (The Thing - original version)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"How dare you join a secret society!" (Fong Sai Yuk I, technically it's a sub-title, but it's a fave)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!" (Aliens)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!" (Bringing Up Baby)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Strange game--the only winning move is not to play. (WarGames again)

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

'I've got nipples, can you milk me Greg?' Meet the Parents
'...left to roam without food, water or toilet.' Meet the Parents
'Focker!' Meet the Parents

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can you fly, Bobby?" (Robocop)

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

'I'd paint three murals for some of that ass' (Wild Style)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well, old Jack Burton says, 'What the hell.'" (Big Trouble in Little China)

― JS Williams (js williams), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ah, the old Cup O' Pizza." (The Jerk)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"I could never be a woman, I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day." (LA Story)

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 20 June 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best"

Grease

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Airplane

What movie is that "strong men also cry" line from? I remember laughing HARD at that, but I can't remember what movie it's from!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sucks cock." (Rules of Attraction), though this has more to do with the delivery and being the redeeming moment of this shit movie than actually being a good one-liner.

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've been dating too; nice girl, she's an author - she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction - you've probably read it." (Naked Gun)

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to." (Se7en)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"You can derelicte my balls"
"I can derelicte my own balls." (Zoolander)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Alright, just the second line then, pedants)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

+++What movie is that "strong men also cry" line from?

the big lebowski

"the god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!"
"take the ringer"

― kephm, Friday, 20 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'She had the kind of legs you'd like to suck on' (Naked Gun)
'Nice beaver' (Naked Gun)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, the other Lebowski said that!

Nickalicious in not-recognizing-quote-from-his-favorite-movie-evah thanks to dead brain cells SHOCKAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'How d'ya like them apples?' (Good Will Hunting)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"What does he like?"

"14 year olds."

"Get him half a 28 year old." (State and Main)

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"We were men! We wrestled!" (Barton Fink)

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 20 June 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

haha this has been going round in my head all day long i love it

― james (james), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'I'd buy that for a dollar!'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Could you blow me where the Pampers is?" ( = The only good line in PCU)

"YOU'RE the vulgarian, you fuck!" (A Fish Called Wanda)

"Don't call me stupid!" (ibid.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 3 July 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dying 'ain't much of a living, boy" (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 3 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"There's no living with a killing" (Shane)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 4 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

'If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it.' (Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

'Can't you see that man is a ni- ha! Terribly sorry!'
'I'd say you've had enough!'
'It's HEDY not Hedley'
'What are you worried about? You'll be able to sue HER!'
'Everything below the waist ist kaput!'
'Shit-kicker'
'Mungo pawn in game of life'
'Where da white women at?'
'You spare the women? No we rape the shit out of them'
'Sorry about the up yours nigger'
'Abel Johnson is right'
'Well that's the end of this suit'
'Give the governer Harrrummph!'
'Those schnitzengruben can really wipe you out'

― pete s, Monday, 19 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You should not drink.....and bake. (Terminator)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"If you pull your piece out on the lane, I'm going to take it away from you and shove it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click." (Big Lebowski)

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"We consider ourselves 'bi-coastal' if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts."

"Why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"

(Waiting for Guffman)

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah its always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice." (Lone Star)
"Oh how romantic....a marriage proposal that contains the word 'shit'." (Riding in Cars With Boys)
"How do you do business with a man who has no door?" (Local Hero)
"Are you sure you know where you are?" (Night on Earth)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 19 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. (Network)

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Caaaaaaan yooooouuuuuu dig it? (The Warriors)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd knock the dust off that pussy! (Friday)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The purpose of the convoy is to keep moving. (Convoy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 19 January 2004 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

going for the obvious first of all

"Follow the money." (All The President's Men)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

now it's fangirl time

"You're not going to be one of those people who kills themselves and nobody has any idea why they did it, huh? That's why we need a note, pal." (Pump Up The Volume)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are the voice crying out in the wilderness. You are the voice that makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey. Yeah, you've got me -- my insides spill on your altar and tell the future. My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature. I know you -- not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me, or I'll come to you." (Pump Up The Volume again, and I know it's definitely more than one line, but I loved this whole quotation when I was a teen.)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 19 January 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

"He personifies everything that you've been fighting against and I'm in love with you. (How do you like that - I buried the lede)" (Broadcast News)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!!(Better off dead)

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?" caddyshack

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit!"
(Walter to Donny, The Big Lebowski)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"'till the handle comes off"

(Garth to Wayne, lying on the hood of the gremlin as it's buzzed by the boeing.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Sunday, 16 May 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm being postmodern, before it's fashionable"
"This here is the musical equivalent of Che Guevara"
"You can't threaten me, Martin. You're a big man, but you're out of shape. Although you could sit on me."
"This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Manchester."
"I am not a piece of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think."

(Tony Wilson, 24 Hour Party People)

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(Tony Wilson, 24 Hour Party People)

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"One liners" (I stretched it, admittedly)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm...sorry about that double post.

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"i don't wanna die without scars"

― don (don), Sunday, 16 May 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"How did he know?" Working Girls

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do ghosts have milk?" (Stan Laurel, Saps At Sea)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 May 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"you've got MY blessing!" (Minnie Driver's Dad to John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank - uh, context was never more key)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time" (Lost In Translation)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"You ask for miracles, Theo. I give you the FBI" (Die Hard)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"it belongs in a museum!" (Indiana Jones)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Are you here for the feeding?" (Road Trip)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

shut your wordhole (Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons last night)

― chris (chris), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh christ let's not get started on the simpsons

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(that was from South Park)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

he treats objects like women, man

― NERQ, Monday, 17 May 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?" (The Sure Thing)

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have given a name to my pain...and it is Batman"

"You don't really think you'll win do you?"

"This town needs an enema"

― Joker Jack (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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