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mostly, because i just wanted to say:

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

frosted bootyflakes

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(of corn)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Wm Shakespeare's Prosper-O's, in original and Caliban Crunch
Honey Bunches of Goats

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew this would be a bootyflakes thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

cokie crisp: the cereal that tastes like cokie roberts

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

marion crunchberrys

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

super golden crips

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Talibran - a weapon of mass destruction in every box

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

al frankenberry

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

boobberry

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

quentin quisp

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Honey Bunches of Vagina's
Cameltoe Crisp

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

bronco puffs

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

crispy dodecahedrons

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

body chex: the cereal for aggressive hockey players

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(STOP ME BEFORE I PUN AGAIN)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Frosted Neds

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

applejackulations

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'd probably get a lot more blow jobs if my sperm tasted like apple jacks)

(also it would add a layer of disturbingness to those "adults just don't get it" commercials)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

fdksadfkjfdskfskjskjfg

LOL!!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

jess has made me explode a testicle with laughter

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

BINGOs

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Count Choculas

Fruit n' Fibreglass

Killer Bites

Shredded Wheatus

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i need to go to the safeway today and do some "research"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

BlingOs

Flava Flakes

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dayglo Cheerios

Crunchy Nut Viagra

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Pornflakes (free picture book with every box)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tun-O's (also in Cherry Albacrunch)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Honey Bunches of Percocet

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

EuroGruel

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(i predict this research will involve eating a whole box of apple jaxx and asking for a blow job tonight)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Rit-A-Life

so not much differoh fuck it

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hawaiian toast punch (cross promotion)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Honey Bunches of Popes.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

USAHero Junior Breakfast MREs

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

King Diamond

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

geoff yr getting a little abstract on us

(x-post)

okay, you just pulled yrself back in

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

goatmeal

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Frosted Monads

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

runny butt cheerios

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Post® Purple Balls

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Cinnamon Goat Crunch
Count Bakula

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

new Turnin Trix

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Count Blackula

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Count Five's Psych-O'-tic Reactions

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Beetadix

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(whoa)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha you found that too!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Frosted Bootyflakes of Corgan

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

PH34R10Z!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mice Krispies

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocha Puffs/Chocha Pebbles
Rice Nipplies
Honeyquim
Cream of Meat

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

check out "crazy cow".

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan rules.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Bruce Lee Museli (free golden trackie bottoms in every pack)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Arse Biscuits

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

From the early 1900's. Uncle Tom Health Food, prepared by the Uncle Tom Cereal Company of Marshalltown, Iowa. Net Weight One Pound. "Uncle Tom's Health Food is rich in protein, fat, nitrogen, free extract, and other parts essential in life, and as a laxative has proved itself efficient in some of the most stubborn cases of constipation. Serve with cream and sugar, salt to meet your taste".

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"...some of the most stubborn cases of constipation..."

This is now the name of my newest song.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Shredded Feet
Just Toys
Nabisco Threads
Colgate Bowl-of-Clean
Root Beer Floaties
Malted Dough-Coated Buttermilk Myparentsnolongergiveadamns
Dry Fries
SCROTAL
Edible K
Nature's Shit
Frosted Insulin

― gazuga (gazuga), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Spewslix

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Multiple Procrustes (cereal for statisticians)

― isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Agglomerative Heirachies

― isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew rice krispies

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

How about a cereal where you not only get plastic dinosaurs but a GIANT PLASTIC ASTEROID AS WELL? Have a Major Extinction Event in the comfort of your own dining room!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

beerios (< --how has this not been said yet?)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

also: queerios

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

not that either one is funny.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Germaine Greerios?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ape Nuts

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the greatest!!!
http://www.lavasurfer.com/n-mattmason.gif

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

you sure have beefed up

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it must be all those carbs

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ricestag!
http://www.webdo.ch/hebdo/2001/11/europe/reichstag.jpg

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

for all you Abba fans out there:

Bjornflakes!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

We Are Not A Muesli.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Wheatophile

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Toto

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugar Muffs
(Judge) Dredded Wheat
Loco Pops

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm cuckoo for Coco Muff!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Foetabix

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Golden Chunks Of Happiness

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend Jim once thought up two cereals, along with their fictitious manufacturer (Global Manufacturing) and ad campaign. The ads were identical except for the cereal involved. The first one was called "Rats & Lights": oat rats and gummi lightbulbs. The other was "Vultures in a Cloud," and was double-salt liquorice vultures in marshmallow clouds (which technically doesn't sound like a cereal but I'm buyin' it). The ad involves a young boy on his sunlit porch one spring morning, eating a bowl of Vultures in a Cloud. A friend comes up and asks: "Whatcha eatin', Billy?" Billy looks up from his bowl, fixes his friend with a look of quasi-religious satisfaction, and says: "Global's Vultures in a Cloud. They're wonderful."

This vision has haunted me for years now.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew dice krispies!

no more freebies for you, mister!

― nancy b. (nancy b.), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

unsavoury shapes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

wee t's

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

scalp flakes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Goatmeal

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

goat bran

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haemorridge

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

esoj, that was brilliant.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

as was your story J0hn. Pissed myself!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ribisi'n'Berries

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I Cant Believe its not Food.

RitaBix (didnt CNNNN do that one?)

Uncle Toby's Goat Temptations

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 June 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

goatche.cx

― , Friday, 23 September 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

wtf was i on drugs for this thread?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Pentragramola

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

X-post Toasties

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Sugar Frosted Sugar

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

just noticed my spelling mistake

Pentagramola

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Apple Crack

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Money & Oats

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Haulin' Oats

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Dubyaz
Styrokrispies
Coca Pops

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Hangover Bran

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Haulin' Oats

hahahahahaha

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

Count Chugula & Frankenbeery

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Corn Popes

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Corny Indie Fuxx

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

lock thread!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 September 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/haulin.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA

― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Frosted Czezks
Amish Oats

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Czezks = Czecks

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Grandpaola

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 September 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Cold Lampin' Cereal with PE Milk. yum!

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 24 September 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

Ornaldo Ka-Bloomps

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Cream of What

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 25 September 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

honey smack

oh, wait.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

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this is the thread where we list cereals that don't exist but we want to exist

frosted bootyflakes