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what a dick.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nice ass, too.

oops (Oops), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oops always says what must be said

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

no brainer.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

He hangs out with Mike Love and Dave Coulier, it is inconceivable that he could be anything but a dick.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You're just aggreived because this photo exists:

http://people.clemson.edu/~hclay/dave1.JPG

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

John Stamos is quite short.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Kate was probably the other woman that caused Alanis to go off the deep end.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

...an innocent google search...stamos in cabaret...brain implodes...

http://www.cabaret-54.com/images/stamos1.jpg

weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA, have you seen the Neil Patrick Harris one?

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like The Crow started doing heroin and turned gay.

oops (Oops), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

That vs. Neil Patrick Harris in same role, hmm...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/04/wkd.neil.patrick.harris.ap/story.emcee.ap.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

oops is the funniest mofo alive, you all understand, right?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Stamos was actually quite good as the Emcee. If anything, he was a little *too* swishy.

Prude (Prude), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I see Doogie is still using Hershey's Kisses for nipples

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You people don't understand. John Stamos lives next door to where I work, or did, BECAUSE of Cabaret. It was scary, seeing John Stamos every fucking day for ages. I mean really who wants to wake up to that?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Did he actually look like that on the street? Then he was hardcore.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

God, you don't know the half of it.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god that's Doogie Howser

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Next in line for the role: Max Casella.

weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to submerge Stamos in a vat of rancid mayonaise, just for a moment, then explain " You need to get real, you utter waste of existance. "

Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/stamos4.jpg

Prude (Prude), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the prospect of mayonnaise submergence frighten John...or excite him?

Prude (Prude), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What exactly entails getting real for John Stamos anyway?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

rouged nipples are H-O-T-T!

teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

DOOGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

he needs to wake up to his true calling. gay porn super-exciter

Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

fluffer

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

nutter

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

When you have the legal opprotunity to mount Rebecca nightly, you don't have to think...

JModdy, Monday, 28 July 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno why, but when I opened this thread I could swear it was about Tony Danza.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's DanDA.

Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Tony Danza in drag would be so frighteningly awesome and so awesomely frightening.

"ANJELAW!"


donut bitch (donut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...
John Stamos of TV’s Full House and wife, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, separate
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Married life is over for Full House actor John Stamos and X-Men actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, the former Victoria’s Secret model.
They have separated after five years of marriage, publicist Lewis Kay said Monday.
“The split is amicable and they have asked that the media please respect their privacy regarding this situation during this difficult time,” Kay said.
The spokesman said the couple had no further comment.
Stamos, 40, and Romijn, 31, met in 1994 at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show and began dating two months later. They married in September 1998.
The actress appeared in X-Men, X2: X-Men United, Femme Fatale and Rollerball. Her upcoming films include The Punisher and Godsend.
Stamos, best-known for his role as Jesse in the TV sitcom Full House from 1987 to 1995, played John Sears in last year’s cable TV movie The Reagans. In recent years, he’s played on the Broadway stage.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

So.... rebecca's looking for a rebound guy then?

ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...
Full House actor John Stamos files for divorce from actress wife Rebecca
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Full House actor John Stamos has filed for divorce from X-Men actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
The couple announced in April they were separating after five years of marriage. At the time, publicist Lewis Kay said the split was amicable. Court papers were filed Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court.
Stamos, 41, and Romijn, 31, met in 1994 at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show where she was a model. They began dating two months later and married in September 1998. They have no children.
Romijn-Stamos appeared this year in the movies The Punisher and Godsend. She played the blue shape-shifter Mystique in 2000’s X-Men and last year’s sequel.
Stamos, best-known for his role as Jesse in Full House from 1987 to 1995, played John Sears in last year’s cable TV movie The Reagans. He also has done stage work recently.
In October, Stamos replaced Antonio Banderas as the film director obsessed with women in the Tony Award-winning revival of Nine at New York’s Eugene O’Neill Theatre.
He had also replaced Matthew Broderick in the revival of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and starred as the master of ceremonies in the long-running Roundabout Theatre Company production of Cabaret at Studio 54.

Huck, Monday, 23 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

In some ways, this thread would have been perfect if it had been locked after the first post.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm gay goth Doogie

Kim (Kim), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think RJG was implying that I don't have a brain. He's very clever you know.

oops (Oops), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://design.hiptobeasquare.com/thumbnails/stamos.gif

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 23 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is consistently LOL

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

there was this VH1 special on metrosexuality in the media and a John Stamos ad for somethingerother played during every break as a "see, and there it is! we ain't lyin" deal.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You are so lying.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i also accuse that of being a dream.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you're getting paranoid now.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/s/stamos991022.gif

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mean the ad was placed there intentionally, but it definitely stuck out during the breaks (what you never noticed how the same ads appear over and over during shows on cable?) as the most indicative of the trend being spotlighted. His hair's all shorn and spiky now.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.putalocura.com/autocontenido/links/F68/stamos.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.artofthemix.org/UploadImages/37335213liljohnstamos.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ACTING

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/BornToRidePic.jpg

Stamos looks like RJG.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

so does RJG.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck yeah, foot on the monitor, fuck yeah
http://www.papadoo.com/jr-stamos2.jpg

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the bass players expression is priceless

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how there's a bunch of people in the background just standing around talking and not giving a shit.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

turquoise biker shorts, now really

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Well at least Rebecca Romijn has enough sense not to stay married to that Full House pussyboy wannabe rockstar poseur for the rest of her life when she pretty much could have any dude she wants...

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Full House actor John Stamos has filed for divorce from X-Men actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

John, you poor, stupid man.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

that's weird.

I saw this title, on the new answers page, and thought "I remember that" and I didn't open it, until now, and, although I do remember it, I don't remember starting it.

I think I even remember why it was started but I still don't remember starting it.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
oh wait he's breaking up with her? Maybe he caught her porking someone actually cool.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, sometimes we do things for reasons we can never understand.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Mys,tic

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Like his look-alike RJG, John Stamos will probably look back it this divorce a year later and wonder why he did it.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit

http://www.papadoo.com/minibio.htm
In the mid '80s the band teamed up with actor, John Stamos (General Hospital, Full House), for a series of concerts and fair dates. Through PAPA, John got to be friends with and eventually became the celebrity drummer for the Beach Boys.

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you didn't know that? there was even a Full House episode where he jams with them.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw some General Hosptial by random as a kid where Stamos guest-starred as himself. Two cast members bother him at a restaurant and he says something like "hey, if you don't mind, I'm late with my meeting with the Beach Boys, I'm their new drummer..."


More bands need "celebrity drummers."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
It's been a weird week for Full House references for me. A few days ago, I got an email from a friend who had just met Bob Saget, and then I saw Dave Coulier on TV, and now this. Surely, there's a Candace Cameron Fan Club application on its way to me by post.

Former Full House actor John Stamos plays playboy on upcoming TV show
LOS ANGELES (AP) — In an upcoming ABC comedy, John Stamos plays a bachelor who goes through women sort of like how Samantha went through men in Sex and the City.
It’s not a role he’s auditioning for in real life.
“I’m very uncomfortable dating,” the former Full House actor said. “I have no moves whatsoever any more. I don’t like it.”
Stamos filed for divorce last year from actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. They began dating in 1994 and married in 1998, and have no children.
“I never thought I’d be single again at this point in my life,” he said.
His character in the comedy Jake in Progress is a New York playboy in the process of discovering it’s an empty kind of life. Actress Julie Bowen will be one of his romantic interests; Stamos said she’ll play a female version of Mr. Big on Sex and the City.
Stamos has filmed 13 episodes of the romantic comedy. Although ABC promoted the show to television critics on Sunday, it still hasn’t found a place for it on the prime-time schedule.

Huk-L, Monday, 24 January 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

“I’m very uncomfortable dating,” the former Full House actor said. “I have no moves whatsoever any more. I don’t like it.”

He had moves?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps you're familiar with his ex-wife, Nedward?

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean Mike Love?

Huk-L, Monday, 24 January 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Good vibrations or good vibrators?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike Love, John Stamos, and vibrators...thanks for the mental image there, ile.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know where, but ILE takes me there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Huck, you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with this man.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see how it's in any way unhealthy...

Huk-L, Monday, 24 January 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I think ANY obsession with Stamos would qualify as unhealthy, dude.

Maybe it's time you took down the posters and stopped googling his name so often - I really don't want to drive all the way out there for a Stamos intervention.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure many of you have seen this, but:

http://www.wwujd.com

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 24 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Creepy:

The actor was asked by Jane magazine, “What’s the worst you ever screwed someone over?” He answered: “[In the mid- ’80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn’t into her, but my friend was.

So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, ‘Hold on a second, I’ve gotta go brush my teeth.’ It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend.”

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I sent him a "fan letter" a couple days ago telling him he should change his name to just Stamos. I hope he responds!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
I think that technically that's rape and conspiracy.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

not in key largo or montego!

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

He probably won't change his name to Stamos--it's a Greek girl name, and he's Greek, right?

Philoctetes, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Stamomus

Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

STAMOS NO MORE!

It’s now just Rebecca Romijn as marriage to John Stamos ends
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The marriage between Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos is officially over.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Harvey A. Silberman signed off on the family law judgment Thursday, nearly a year after the couple announced they were separating after five years of marriage.
The marriage was officially terminated as of Tuesday, according to the document. The couple have no children.
Romijn, 32, is filming Man About Town with Ben Affleck. Her screen credits include Rollerball and Femme Fatale.
Stamos, 41, starred on television’s Full House from 1987 to 1995. He has a new ABC comedy, Jake in Progress.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Her screen credits include Rollerball and Femme Fatale.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Reviewer: john stamos (LACA) - See all my reviews
Charlie is a personal friend of mine, and i have been reading his poetry for years. This collection is the best of the best as far as Chas's art is concerned. When one works on a show like full house, one sees many forms of expression (from "youve got it dude" to "Watch the hair!" [my personal favorite!]). Sheen expresses the overall feeling of the modern man. From our disgust with the system (damn the man) to our love of sheenistry. Not many people realized that i not only function as an actor, but as a producer. How does this relate to Los? one might ask. Well, sheen PRODUCES some pretty good poetry. Ok ok. Some of sheen's poems may be seen as obscene, thats what i hear anyway. Well, thats trash. that is like saying c thomas howell is a bad tennis player. its just flat out not true. Sheen steals part of ourselves and gives us a chunk of humanity and sheenathan. And, everything that is sheentastic. i remember when a young man named carlos estevez came to town and tried to break into the business. After a name change and a little flick named Lucas, the buzz was too loud to ignore. i personally think that the artist formerly known as estevez will be known more for his poetry than for his acting. carlos is of a caliber not normally seen in this lifetime. I know that sheen has given us all something to think about. ok, i know what you are thinking. he is a mysoginist. nope. he is a drug addict/alcoholic. nope. first of all, as sheen once said, "nobody ever told me it wasnt ok to have a good time." ill vouch for that. ive known the man for quite a while, and never, i mean never, during that time did anyone tell the man that it was not ok to have a good time. now, time to get down to the nitty gritty. The poetry. it is outstanding. brilliant. fun. did i say outstanding? yeah. i am going to go out on a limb here. are you ready? sheen has produced the greatest book of all time. did i say the greatest book of all time? yes. the greatest book of poetry of all time? nope. the greatest book of all time. Why? well ill answer that. sheen is willing to take on the greatest of topics. i wont spoil anything, but lets just say he runs the gamut from A to F. F stands for a bad word. now im going to introduce a new word. Sheenastia. verb. - to live life with the greatest of detailed theological reasoning known to the human form. NOUN - a bong. There is one movie that i would like to expound upon. please allow. NO CODE OF CONDUCT is a film not like any other. on the surface, it seems to be the story of a man's struggle to solve a crime. yeah, yeah, but thats not the end of it. It is ultimately an allegory of one man's search for truth. It may have been directed by the greatest new directing talent on the planet. bret michaels. alright, enough. back to my experience as it relates to sheen. sheens and my life have intertwined on not only a physical but a spiritual level. And through sheens words, i have found life. life's name is estevez. the extevez tribe started in spain in the year 4000 bc. when the spanish conquered much of south america, the estevez's moved on to find their fortune in the new world. they made it, but little jose esteves, didnt. this created a long line of disillusionment within the sheen's inner circle. it lasted for generations, and was not truly harnessed in art until young carlos sheen, born 2350 years after jose, gave his artistic gifts to the world. now, we experience a new form of sheen. a new form of expression. i believe that this book will outlast us all, and will be the final testament of a species that never fully grasped their capability. Call me oldfashioned, but that is the way i feel. sheen has given us what we may never repay. now i will get to the real purpose of this review. i, as a spiritual being, believe in my deepest darkest regions, that sheen the publishing of this book breaks the forth seal of the apolcolypse. that being said, i also believe that sheen is not human. allow me to qualify. sheen, the father of modern thought, is supernatural. sure martin claims to be his biological father. but i know this is not the case. the conception of one carlos sheen-estevez was one of divinity. this impregnation parallels that of another great book of poetry. in fact, i'm not convinced that sheen did not write that great book, as either one apostles or the Lord himself. How did this happen, it cant be true you say. permit my clarification. it is not widely known, but this book of poetry was originally written by sheen during a year of isolation and meditation in the mountains. sheen during this binge of spirituality, would go into trances where he would write unconsciously. Big deal, you say. well, did i mention that he wrote it in a dead language known as aremaic. Once this book is broken down, translated back into other languages and then back to native american languages, we will get the true translation, we will see THE BOOK OF SHEEN aka a piece of my mind.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

John Stamos is R. Meltzer?!?!?!?!?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

SHEENISTRY

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

I do wonder sometimes what Mr. Stamos thinks of Animal Collective when they're at their most Wilsonian. I bet he'd say "My Girls" or "Bros" were nice tries but why mess with that perfect Beach Boys sound?

Cunga, Monday, 9 August 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcC5Ztwmir4

Who says you can't bring your favorite music to work? Or in this case to your situational comedy character's private life?

Cunga, Monday, 9 August 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

this is more for ILTMI, but the first time i...uh...achieved orgasm, i was watching Uncle Jesse's bulge through his jeans.

a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

this is more for ILTMI

more like for NOWHERE, NEVER

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'll never be able to look at uncle jesse's bulge the same way again

stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

haha lol

a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

I do wonder sometimes what Mr. Stamos thinks of Animal Collective when they're at their most Wilsonian

y'know, at first glance I was confused about what Animal Collective had ever done that could be compared to Woodrow Wilson

too much time on the politics threads...

glitter hands! glitter hands! razzle! dazzle! (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

this sounds amazing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpCJsNAJaE

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 October 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

think I may have a screening party of this for my bday

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 8 October 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

so I did, and everyone needs to see this movie it is amazing

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

that's a cast for the ages

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

the very first line of dialogue is Gene Simmons in drag admonishing his followers to "listen up, turdballs"

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah, yes, a number of us have been fans of this POS forever.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

man i saw this at a midnight screening and good christ how amazing

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

i even have a "never too young to die" button, if anyone wants it.

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

was a little disappointed that Gene didn't actually get to stick his tongue down Stamos' throat at the end but eh minor quibbles

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

so wait this movie is about a serial child murderer?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

you would be forgiven for thinking that based on the title, but no

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

i LOVE this movie, saw it on video in prob '87 as part of my 'must own all Vanity 6/Vanity albums and see all Vanity movies' thing which of course leads to "Shaw Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem"

but, Vanity, John Stamos and Gene Simmons as a hermaphroditic villain and George Lazenby as Stamos' dad, c'mon, whats not to love? it's the alternate ending to On Her Majesty's Secret Service if Diana Rigg had lived and John Stamos was the kid (ok, that was horrible)

but yes this film gave me much amusement in HS, had forgotten abt it till now so thanks for reminding me

H in Addis, Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

brought to me by the glory of laserdisc lol

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM9yR6unqhc

Killer theme song imo

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)


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