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I will be graduating soon and since I have no real world skills I will be entering law school. Some questions. Is it worth going to law school if I can't get into one of the top 10? Will my life be hell? Will I have other job opportunities besides being a lawyer, and if not what do you suggest as an alternative to going to law school?

D Aziz (esquire1983), Sunday, 21 September 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, if it's worth going to law school in the first place
Possibly, but not necessarily
Yes, but it may not be the best/most cost-efficient choice for you

Why is law school preferable to you to working for a few years to figure out what you want to do? There are lots of jobs available to graduates of colleges such as yours (if I remember correctly).

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 21 September 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

mr teeny is in his third year at a reasonably well-regarded state school (second-tier I think?) and is doing very well for himself. He's fifth in his class and although he said it wasn't that hard he is very bright and a bit older/more experienced than some of his classmates. He has a job waiting for him at the biggest law firm in the state and will be earning really good money (thank goodness b/c the student loans have been ridiculous). He was a 'summer associate' (paid intern) at this firm last summer and worked with a lot of other summer associates who were ivy-leaguers...he said some of them were great but some were utterly worthless and obviously riding on their family connections.

There are many many different flavors of lawyering out there, but even if one doesn't suit you, you can be a law librarian or a teacher or a politician for sure, or maybe offer legal advice to the poor.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 21 September 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

What are your expectations of a legal education? Can anyone but you judge its worth to you? Will your expectations be met by the knowledge that you will be receiving an education and training of a very generally useful nature or do you require that it translate directly into the certainty of a position with clearly defined parameters? If you judge worth by job placement statistics, are those of the law school you are considering available to you and are you satisfied with the odds? If you need to finance your education, do you have a prelaw advisor or someone who can explain the repayment obligations to you?

What is your idea of hell? Does it involve a difficult course of study or the idea of doing hard, tedious work? Does it involve competition among classmates? Does it involve great financial burdens or rewards?

Your job opportinities after law school will include jobs that require a law degree + jobs that do not require a law degree - jobs that require a medical degree or other specialized graduate degree (and likely minus professional athlete and ballerina). Alternatives to law school include alternate higher education, getting a job or being unemployed.

(basically what gabbneb said)

In all seriousness, however, your questions seem to indicate that it is very important to you what other people think you should do with your life. Deciding whether to take on the potentially huge debt burden of law school is probably one of the worst life decisions you can make by committee. If you have to borrow money for law school, your family, friends and classmates aren't going to be the ones with the huge debt load around their neck, you are. Even if you don't have to borrow money for law school, well, in this economy I'm sure there are tons of people who would gladly take your place off the wait list if you decided to defer.

My completely subjective impression has been that once you get a job and can do it the only people who are sensitive about where you went to law school are those who went to really elite law schools or those who went to really obscure law schools. It really doesn't matter if you can do the job unless you have your heart set on being a constitutional law professor at Yale law school straight after graduation.

Some lawyers do, in fact seem dissatisfied with their lives because it seemed like the easy thing to do and they were peer/parent pressured into going to law school straight out of college, worked many years at a job they hated to pay off their student loans and then wished they hadn't spent the best years of their lives doing that. It may be worth a year or more of deferring and doing something you've always wanted to do -- travel, apply for fellowships, explore other careers, bartending on a resort island, mooching off your parents -- whatever you feel like doing. Either you will have fewer regrets about things you might have wanted to try in life or you will have a greater appreciation of having the option of studying for a coveted professional degree that many people not as fortunate as you never have the realistic option of pursuing.

Hope that helps and good luck.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 22 September 2003 06:37 (twenty years ago) link

thanks for the responses!

D Aziz (esquire1983), Monday, 22 September 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

how did i miss this thread? (and yes, i am up so late because i am working on a legal memorandum right now -- THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO AFTER GRADUATING D AZIZ YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT "ESQ."!)

gabb and felicity both raised good points. i have some points, too, but i'll do it WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS FUCKING MEMO!

Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 04:05 (twenty years ago) link

Haha tad the memo! The first one mr teeny did...it was agony to be in the same house with him; he's got the knack of it now. I insist that he pronounce it 'meee-mo' because it's like a little kitten that way and not so threatening.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Wow Law School is way different in Britain.

David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

how so?

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

It sounds like so much more hard work and much much more competitive than my experience. I'm just going into my final year, I would probably say I was a B student, in the top 30 of a 300 people class up until last year when I probably made it into the top 5 (because really the way our system works only the Honours Class of your degree really matters as I understand it, for employment purposes.) I guess I've kind of coasted through and then hit the gas and been able to rocket up but there was absolutely no pressure to do so other my own personal pride. Plus these figures are only rough - we don't know exactly what class placing we are unless we come top because then we win a prize but other than that it's a big indiscriminate mulch and you have to work it out (if you care) by cross-referencing gossip and asking your friends' results. It just seems a lot less pressured, perhaps because it is an undergraduate course here.

David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

Only the Honours Class of your degree matters = kick it for your last two years (although I didn't do any work last year and still managed my results).

David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
I graduated with an English/Film Studies BA in 2000, and after a few years of miscallaneous jobs, I'm looking at possibly applying to law schools for Fall 2005. I'm looking specifically at entertainment law with a view to maybe becoming an agent/producer.

Felicity's post above is very well-written and helpful, but I have a few more questions.

Firstly, I am not native to the US (originally from England), and it has been a while since I have been involved with academia, so I have no idea how to start this process.

Which resources should I be using to find the right schools and how to apply?

Which tests will I need to take (GREs, LSATs, etc.) and what sort of entry requirements are there?

When will I need to start applying?

I am not particularly concerned with attending the biggest and best, but if I am going to be in for financial hardships then I need to justify it for myself. I'm based in California, so I guess I would be looking at schools here first.

D Marchand, Sunday, 8 February 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

you need to take the LSAT. and give the schools that you're applying to your undergraduate transcripts. the transcript part's easy, you send it to LSAC (which is a clearinghouse), which in turn sends it along to the schools to which you will be applying.

if you want to go to l-school this fall, i think that it might be too late for some -- if memory serves me correctly, applications are due feb. 1 or (maybe?) march 1. you have to contact each individual school.

california has some very good l-schools. Stanford and Cal-Berkeley (Boalt Hall) obviously. ucla, cal-davis, cal-hastings, and loyola-marymount are also very good. the rest, i dunno. i would avoid the ones that aren't ABA-accredited (and CA has a number of those) -- b/c you won't be able to sit for any bar exam outside of CA if you go to one of those.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 8 February 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks a lot, Eisbar. I really appreciate this.

Actually, I'm talking about applying for NEXT fall, 2005.

Do some schools specialize in certain law disciplines more than others? Is an English BA an acceptable degree for application or do they favor law undergrads?

D Marchand, Sunday, 8 February 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

Also - I realise this is perhaps a stupid question, but I'm just beginning here - where and how does one take the LSATs?

D Marchand, Sunday, 8 February 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

you can find out a lot about the LSATs online. Yahoo it.

Also, you should strongly consider taking an LSAT prep course if you can swing it. If nothing else, buy a book on it and practice.

don weiner, Sunday, 8 February 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

Do some schools specialize in certain law disciplines more than others? Is an English BA an acceptable degree for application or do they favor law undergrads?

There is no undergrad law major at most top American colleges. An English BA is completely acceptable, common even, and I don't think any one major is favored. I wonder at times if the sciences aren't better preparation for legal study than the humanities.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

This is helpful.

Last but not least, people that attended/still attend law school - is it everything you had hoped for (for whatever reason you decided to go)? Would you recommend it?

D Marchand, Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

i didn't like law school. i think that those who do are freaks, but some people do like it. anyway, practice is MUCH better.

i would recommend trying to get some inside info on whatever law school it is that you will attend -- you will spend 3 years there, so you might as well go where it won't be too painful.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 8 February 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

I enjoyed some law school classes a lot; some of the clinics and summer jobs even more, but the whole thing was extremely expensive and demanding.

But that's a separate question from whether I would recommend it. D, I'm just not sure how to answer that. Law school in and of itself is neither good nor bad. As some posters have suggested upthread, that question can only be judged in relation to what you want in life and work.

If you have a strong desire to practice law (lawyer) or to create law (politics, legislation, lobbying, policy-making) then law school is the way to go. If however you suspect that your heart is really elsewhere (publishing, journalism, teaching, business, etc), then I'd say think real hard about whether 3 yrs of law school is the best way to get there. And if you're not sure about what you want to do, then I'd say law school is not the right place for you now. Maybe later it will be, but not now.

Sorry if this sounds redundant and obvious.


Collardio G. (collardio), Sunday, 8 February 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

Re: info on the LSAT... lsac.org. I second that if you have the money and are serious about it, I really suggest investing in a Kaplan course. Helped immensely.

I'm about a month or so away from hearing from law schools (I got some good advice on old threads which I'll try to find). Law schools like people who have worked and have diverse experience, so don't think that your background is a negative.

Biggest thing I'd reiterate is to really make sure you want to invest the time and money (average debt leaving law school is $100,000). It's understood that law school is highly competitive -- both to get in and once you're there -- in the sense of the school you get into and how well you do have a major impact on your career. Not that that should necessarily guide you, but just know it upfront.

Oh. And for $10 or $20, you can look at the US News law school rankings online. They'll give you a good sense of what sorts of grades and LSAT scores get you into what schools.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 8 February 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

Just curious, how are these new answers suddenly appearing? I think I can score high enough to go basically where I want, my question is would it better to be the top of the class at a mediocre school or to be average at a top school? Maybe even below average at a really good school?

D Aziz (esquire1983), Sunday, 8 February 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Go to a good school where you're likely to be above average. The exception might be for a couple of the top schools, where average might be a fine place to be. But below average at top school or top of class at mediocre school don't sound to me like situations to shoot for.

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Monday, 9 February 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

D, go to the best school you possibly can. The rank/reputation of your school can make a significant difference in regard to your job opportunities post-graduation (if you intend to practice law, that is). Think twice about LSAT prep courses--I used to teach one for Princeton Review and I believe it is a waste of money. If you don't have significant test anxiety, just buy a book and practice--the courses cost upwards of $1000 dollars, and reading comprehension isn't something you can learn in a few weeks. Focus on the logic games section, that is the one that is easiest to improve. Use a pen and paper, sketch out the problems so you can look at them.

You've already heard about the cost, which is significant. You should enjoy speaking in public and be confident about your ability to do so, and you should be competitive by nature--these qualities will serve you well. Think hard about your decision; many of my law school classmates were completely miserable. It's great for some, but it isn't for everyone. Good Luck!

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

If you don't want to practice law, think about a degree in economics or urban planning, something fun as well as useful. They will tell you that a law degree opens doors to all sorts of careers, but it's primarily bullshit.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago) link

My wife went for one year. During that year, she figured out how to be a law school student, and she was pretty good at it. By the time she was halfway through her summer internship, she realized that living that life was no way to live. She dropped out and I was very happy because although I would be an awesome house-husband, I didn't want to be a law widow.

Now she wishes she'd stayed in, as we would be rich. And, probably, the whole dealing-with-me thing.

Begs2Differ, Monday, 9 February 2004 05:50 (twenty years ago) link

a prof at an NYC law school (not telling which one) told me last night that law school was "worthless."

hstencil, Monday, 9 February 2004 06:04 (twenty years ago) link

that prof is right.

but you still gotta spend 3 years there and get the JD in order to sit for the bar and (if you pass) practice.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 06:07 (twenty years ago) link

"trade school with pretensions"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 06:08 (twenty years ago) link

Law school (Harvard for me) was ok but no great shakes intellectually; big firm practice is a nightmare to be avoided at all costs. Less pretentious schools may have lead to better results for me.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 07:52 (twenty years ago) link

interesting, i was considering Columbia. Why go to Harvard if not to get into a big firm?

D Aziz (esquire1983), Monday, 9 February 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago) link

Because of the faculty and the wide and deep curriculum.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

Now she wishes she'd stayed in, as we would be rich.

Not necessarily; it's a decent living, but there is no guarantee of richness--plenty of other careers will bring salaries as high as attorney salaries. Also, in order to make the big bucks, you need to bill upwards of 2000 hours/year, and in order to do this generally must work around 70 hours per week. When you break it down, the time/money ratio can really suck.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, this "lawyer = rich" thing really oughta die. i do OK, but i am by no means rich. and the folks i know in the big NYC/Philly firms don't feel rich, either (b/c the cost of living in NYC and Philly -- and Philly's ridiculous resident/commuter tax -- eat up the big firm paychecks real fast).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

I was making enough money to be super rich in about a year or two from when I quit, but you know what? It wasn't worth it.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know from personal experience but my friend went to Columbia Law then got a job at a big firm in LA making good money. He said he got paid 2 salaries: one for his work and another for his soul. He'd meet us out on Friday/Saturday nights after work -- for last call (2am in LA). He stayed on for 2 years, saving up money then took a year long vacation travelling the world. He went back to school and now he's doing something else and entirely happy.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 9 February 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

That sounds like a great plan, but you need to have discipline to stick with it. Most people will get addicted to the $ and just keep sucking up the long hours, even if they are completely miserable, because many people equate quitting the profession with failure.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

does anyone work at a City law firm in London, or did in the past?

I will be joining a City firm as a trainee soon. I feel apprehensive to say the least...

regret, Monday, 9 February 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

The whole quitting = failure thing is real, and really freaking ugly. After a couple of months, you realize that it's the failures who stick around.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

so much of the "quitting = failure" is the blame of the profession. b/c there are WAY too many lawyers with hangups wr2 credentials, as well as the billables pressures and other things. this is a profession full of insecure, crotch-sniffing snobs -- still sure you wanna join up?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

I really don't want to work straight out of college, but I don't feel like going to grad school for econ either. Getting an MBA would be nice but they want job experience. You guys have really put a damper on my expectations for the future, are you sure a law degree can't be used for some other profession besides being a lawyer? What about entertainment law, can't that be fun?

D Aziz (esquire1983), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

This last post makes you sound like a poster boy for the "FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOLAS A DEFAULT" Foundation.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

well, law is NOT glamorous or even fun. it's a demanding profession. the "fun" comes in doing yer job as best as you can (kinda like any other job). though you don't get much such "fun" in yer first few years (i.e., you'll be doing lotsa document review, "due diligence," memorandum writing, and other scut work. unless you go small firm -- and even then, you'll do scut work [b/c small firms don't have the budget to have armies of paralegals, secretaries, and file clerks]).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

maybe you should work for a couple of years as a paralegal, to see if you like law before you go off to school. that route is TOTALLY acceptable -- and very common -- particularly at NYC/Philly BigLaw. (they like you to commit for 2 years [though some such paralegals don't stay the full 2 years], but think about it -- those 2 years, you get to see how law firms operate, what lawyers do, etc., and you go from there. if you like it, you go to law school -- if not, you get out while you can.)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

And for God's sake, do not take these posts as a challenge.

On the other hand, if you are willing to work your ass off to make something work and starve for a few years after law school, there are good jobs as a lawyer to be had.

x-post: all of the smartest, most interesting paralegals I ever worked with who took the job as a taste test all decided to do something else with their lives.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

you and i are both former paralegals, colin. what are you saying about us? ;-)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

Exactly what you think. :)

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously, though, I was a paralegal for a sole practitioner, and that would have been a better gig for me, I think.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

to 2d what colin said. fwiw, i think that my mediocre l-school grades (i was a b/3.0 student at an ok-not-great school) has been a blessing in disguise. my grades were too shitty to tempt BigLaw, which meant that i had to figure out what i REALLY wanted to do and how to market myself. i eventually got a job at a nice small firm doing work that i like (i mainly do t&e and tax work, w/ some general corporate transactional stuff thrown me occasionally) -- though i'll be the 1st to admit that i was VERY lucky.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

on the other hand, my paycheck is kinda small compared to what friends at BigLaw are pulling down, and i'd be lying if i said that i gave that no thought at all. so yeah, you do starve if you go small-firm (by choice or necessity).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

I AM a paralegal!&* yay.

everyone asks me if i want to go to law school, and I always tell them no. once you work at a big firm, the luster runs off real quick. its like 'do you want to work 12 hours a day every day, have nice clothes and a nice car but absolutely no time whatsoever to enjoy them?' also, if i ever get into the situation of having a family or whatever, work would totally dominate all of your time you could be spending with them.

ive heard theres some decent firms out there that let you leave at 530, but i would assume that theyre the exception rather than the rule.

paralegaling isnt a bad gig tho. The money isnt that bad, there's tons of overtime opportunities if youre into that sort of thing, and the hours arent too heinous most of the time.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

How does someone become a paralegal?

Peeney, Monday, 9 February 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

yay paralegals! (the real estate paralegal here has saved my ass a few times).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

its fucking easy to become a paralegal.

in california at least.. you can go to school for it, but its a colossal waste of time and money. All you really need is a bachelors (and its one of the few fields where having an arts/humanity degree is helpful. mine is in history) and a legal employment agency. almost all law firms use legal recruiting/temp agencies because they dont want to screen the employees themselves and they tend to get decent people as a result. i got my start by answering a legal recruiter ad looking for someone with a BA, an 'attention for detail and organizational skills.'

once you actually get your foot in the door all you need to do is work in a law firm for a year, get some good experience and then have someone who passed the bar to sign a form that basically cites some stuff from the california business practices codes and statutes and BAM. youre a paralegal. no certificate, no school, none of that.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

...and that's a lot more formal than some other states.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

WOW! What city do you live in, bill?

Peeney, Monday, 9 February 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

my experience: NYC and Philly are both VERY informal wr2 hiring paralegals -- just have a BA and a decent GPA, willingness to work, find a good recruiter, and yer in! interestingly, some NJ firms were more picky about having a paralegal degree/certificate (but the NJ Bar has its head up its ass more often than not, which is odd b/c practicing law in NJ is actually pretty great).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

I got a paralegal certificate from an ABA-approved program in eight or so weeks of full time study (it was a summer intensive). So easy it was embarassing. Seriously, it was easier than my senior year of high school, and this was in one of the more "challenging" programs! I then went off and worked for a pharmaceutical company in the intellectual property division (my background is microbiology). It took me all of two months to decide that I never wanted to read another patent or patent application again in my entire life. I am so very, very glad I figured this out before I spent a whole bunch of time and money going to law school and/or taking the patent bar to become a patent agent. Hated, hated, hated it!

So yes, I second the idea of working in the area of law in which you are interested before doing anything drastic.

Also, to quote some lawyer friends of mine: "law school is basically trade school. Do not go to law school unless you really want to be a lawyer." So yes, if you think you'd like to be something other than a lawyer, there is probably a better way of getting there.

quincie, Monday, 9 February 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

Also, to quote some lawyer friends of mine: "law school is basically trade school. Do not go to law school unless you really want to be a lawyer."

amen, and so MFOTM that it coulda been me who said that :-)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

The one thing that I will say in favor of Harvard is that it wasn't just a trade school; that's really the advantage (and disadvantage) of the elite schools.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

los angeles.

theres a grip of legal placement agencies. i used kelly legal. they seem to place alot of people with big firms. or at least my own firm. which is big.

if youre up north in the bay area, try landmark legal. nice people.

thats the beauty of the legal profession. you dont have to do half the work you would trying to find other kinds of work. i got my job here after being unemployed for 5 weeks a year and a half ago when the economy was SHIT-TAY. paralegaling is kind alike nursing in that respect. quite recession-proof.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

for paralegals, yes it's that easy. for lawyers, not so. that's where my bitching about credentials-snobs and in-firm recruitment people comes into play.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

and law-school career services people ... oh god, when the Revolution comes those motherfuckers will be the 1st against the wall. well, law school deans (or a certain law school dean) will be 1st, but after that ...

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

thats also where going to harvard comes into play. they bascially hand you over the keys to the city when you graduate from there.. and yale. 'cept thats the keys to the presidency.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

harvard, yale ... also: stanford, penn, nyu, chicago, virginia, cornell.

others that'll get you far: michigan, vanderbilt, georgetown.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

If only that were true, Bill. They give you the keys to BIGLAW CITY; anything else you have to dig and scrape and fight for just as hard as anybody else.

And Ivy Leaguers have gotten laid off from BIGLAW in the last few years, and I am informed that positions are much harder to come by.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:23 (twenty years ago) link

rumor has it that ivy league-law schools also have tire-pumps on the graduation stand, so as to inflate the grads' egos ... (colin excepted of course)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

As an attorney in the entertainment racket, you can expect to have clients that are much more demanding and unrealistic than your everyday non-celebrity clients--which takes some doing. Also, most of your time will be spent poring over dull contract language at 10:00 pm while your client is out at the club pouring Crystal. It isn't as glamorous as you might think.

Pick up one of those books about what you can do with a legal degree besides practice law, and you'll see very quickly that most of those things involve having some other type of experience that you can supplement with a law degree--or else they are even more mind-numbing than being an attorney (employee benefits coordinator, for example). Are there people with law degrees who went on to other fun, exciting non-legal careers? Sure. Same with MBAs, MAs, PhDs, or any other graduate degree. John Grisham was an attorney--but getting a law degree doesn't qualify you to become a best-selling author unless you already have the requisite talent and discipline.

What are you doing now, Colin? Did you cash out of some NY Biglaw firm and move on to calmer, smaller pastures, or did you leave law in general?

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

I did not know that about the ivy league. BIGLAW sucks too - from an attorney's standpoint. staff is another thing.. only big complaint is that they shaft staff in favor of partners.

theres one lawyer at our firm whose making it work for him tho. this past year he's billed something like 700 hours, all the while raking in 6 figure salary. he'll be politely let go in a couple more months and then he can probably ease into something else that suits him.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

after i graduated and before i paralegaled (and eventually i went to l-school), i spent a year-and-a-half as a benefits administrator. you DEFINITELY don't need a law degree for that shit! (damn, stay in and master ERISA and benefits law in general [shit almost NO-ONE wants to touch] and you'll ALWAYS eat!!)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

Heh. I'm halfheartedly studying Employee Benefits (Retirement Plans) now, as I post. Instead of being a nice fluffy last semester, it's turning out pretty shit as a result of this statutory morass.

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

i got some of my best l-school grades in my Employee Benefits & Qualified Plans Taxation classes. then again, i'm twisted.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

but yeah, ERISA is one of the most fucked-up statutes out there ... and then there's the attendant case-law and regs.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

(files away knowledge of Eisbar's employee benefits expertise for future reference in 3 month's time)

webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

For now I'm completely out, but I'm keeping my license current.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 9 February 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
OK, I've finished, so what do I do now?!

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

what the hell is a 'graduate recruitments officer'? I don't want to be one of them, I don't think.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You could party.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Dear Lawyers/Future Lawyers of ILX,

Try not to be assholes.

Thanks,
adam.

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

You are totally going to get sued.

n.a. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll try.

cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

:(

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm thinking of going to law school

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I sometimes think about it. but less and less these days.

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I just started two weeks ago. It's friggin' hard, especially on top of a day job. But I'm liking it so far.

mike a, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm in my second year of law school. it is VERY HARD. but i like it and it's the first time ever in my life that i feel like i fit in.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/

anonymous poster, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know what to do with my life. is this it?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

do you like money?

Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

hi dere

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hi dere
i am in der law office

Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost no i hate money!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 8th, 2005 are you the anonymous lawyer? I enjoy your writings!

anonymous poster, Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

the anonymous lawyer is in fact a law student.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM IN DER LAW FIRME RITE NOW!

I just ate a burrito in a major law firm!

Next to documents!

Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

PLEASE DO NOT DROP BEAN ON DER DOCUMENTARIOS

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I managed to be safe, but I do plan on spilling my latte on my keyboard later.

Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I should talk to Cozen about this.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I work for a judge. Power!

ai lien (kold_krush), Sunday, 9 January 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I managed to be safe, but I do plan on spilling my latte on my keyboard later.

Ok, I lied. I actually ended up spilling Pellegrino on my printer. Good times.

American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Sunday, 9 January 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

there is a philadelphia BIGLAW firm known as COZEN. so the fact that ILX's own COZEN wants to be a lawyer has always kinda amused me.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 January 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean, do the other lawyers find you funny?

.adam (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 January 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought about going to law school earlier on this thread, but really, fuck that!

.adam (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 January 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

pussy.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 9 January 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

sue me!

.adam (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 January 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...
for how long does one need to study before taking the LSAT? on average?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

BUMP where is lawyers? i want to talk about lawyering.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually ended up spilling Pellegrino on my printer.

This was bad news.

something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

oh dean.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

It's wacky, I tell you. Go to law school for the Pellegrino.

something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I might be lawyers, next year.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i hardly studied for the lsat. so.. not long. but if you have a good undergraduate GPA and want to go to a top law school, i recommend taking some sort of course.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate how you have to choose a country and stick to it, with this, though.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

what is a "good undergraduate GPA"? i don't think i have the dollars to go to Top Law School. also, what if i want to go to law school in canada? can i do that?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i had an OK undergrad GPA (3.1), but a decent LSAT (164). the only l-school that i wanted to go to that i didn't get into was NYU -- which didn't surprise me. the "best" l-school that i got into w/ my numbers was Fordham.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Can one do okay at a decent law school on a sixty-hour workweek? Sixty-five?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Can one do okay at a decent law school on a sixty-hour workweek? Sixty-five?

no.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

ok my gpa is like a 3.54. i want to work in a think tank.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

if you kick ass on the LSATs (basically, get a 170 or better), then i think that you have at least a 50/50 chance of getting into a top law school. maybe not harvard or yale, but possibly somewhere like penn or georgetown.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 June 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm in second year law school. my midyear exams (i have four this semester) start tomorrow. all i can say to you right now is RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 June 2005 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Gem I feel you, law exams suck.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

your list seems to be missing finkelstein and partners, 1-800-LAW-AMPM, your law firm working for you

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

now that he is out of law school, my husband recommends it for everyone. Maybe he is just mean though.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

yer husband is the total opposite of me, then, teeny -- i would recommend law school for NO-ONE. except people that i hate.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

oh come on, law school is fun!

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

let's learn stuff that has NOTHING to do with being able to practice law!

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"now that he is out of law school, my husband recommends it for everyone. Maybe he is just mean though."

This is like when you run a marathon, and the rush of endorphins that come from the pain having stopped make you feel so good that you erroneously assume it was the running itself that produced this feeling, and suddenly you think, "you know, long distance running is rather good isn't it?" Conveniently forgetting that your thoughts two minutes prior were "fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit..."

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I seem to have missed this, so are you interested in becoming a lawyer, Tim? I get this image of you arguing cases via a combination of grime white labels and references to Baudrillard.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i will teach you TEH LAW

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever i said before, probably. big investment. not necessarily (but could be) a good general degree as a matter of substance, but is probably more so as a matter of process. will probably require actually being a lawyer for a few years, if you don't want to be really poor. you should investigate that first. you may find that people in law school suck. you may not. requires a lot of hard work if you want to do respectably. being smart helps a bit, but only a bit. a math background might serve you well in the analytic work, which is a big part of it, but consider that a lot of lawyering work requires good reading, writing, speaking and people skills. it can lead to a rewarding career in which you face a constant stream of problem-solving and semi-intellectual puzzles and competition with language, but all of these things might not be enough if you don't like the actual substance/people/milieu.

have you considered an MPA degree? their utility is more debatable, but they might be more on point for thinktank work. in that world, it helps to specialize narrowly, i would imagine.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Can one do okay at a decent law school on a sixty-hour workweek? Sixty-five?
-- Gravel Puzzleworth (mostlyconnec...), June 13th, 2005.

Are you asking if you can work 60-65 hours a week AND go to law school? Then no, definitelty. Are you asking if 60-65 hours is enough time to put in AT law school per week, I would say it's more than enough. I went to a decent law school, an I would say I averaged about 40 hours a week. You learn to be more efficient as you go. The first year you spend more time, and of course there are times during the semester when you really have to ramp up, but generally, I found that 40-50 hours was plenty. But this was an American law school. ( I also knew people that did night school and worked 50 hours a week and seemed OK, but I wouldn't choose to do that).

My advice to anyone thinking about going to law school: If you are going because you want to be a lawyer, then definitely do it. If you are just going because you are a smart person, and you want a good career, don't go. For people that don't have a strong desire to actually BE a lawyer, I've found that law school, and, even more so, practicing law, are a miserable experience.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i reckon i probably spend a good 45-50 hours a week combined classtime/study time. plus i work about 25 hours a week at the moment. i'm pretty much tired all the time and have not much social life. i get quite good marks though and i've made awesome friends here, also i kinda feel like i fit in for the very first time in my entire life (this feels weird but in a good way). my point? ummmm only do it if you really really want to be a lawyer (i do) and are able to make a really good commitment to it. otherwise it will suck balls in the worst kind of way.

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 June 2005 08:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha law is nothing like that in Australia. I don't really study except in the month before exams. But law exams are still teh suck - or, wait, maybe it's me!

"I seem to have missed this, so are you interested in becoming a lawyer, Tim? I get this image of you arguing cases via a combination of grime white labels and references to Baudrillard. "

Yeah I haven't really decided yet. Since the beginning of the year I've been working about two and a half days a week in a a managerial paralagal position at a large plaintiff law firm, and this partial step towards, like, a real job has made me more relaxed about doing further postgrad study (in humanities) and just seeing what happens.

I'm not adverse to law, but it's hard to see myself doing it all the time I guess.

It scared me to realise recently that I was in my sixth year of uni - which I went to straight from school. I've been studying forever!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Administrative Law exam on Thursday morning - wish me good luck!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link

i have my administrative law exam tomorrow so i guess i win. 3 hours, closed book, worth 100%. at uwa. ummm interestingly that is in australia. maybe i'm just not as smart as you. also i'm doing the grad degree which is a heavier load at my uni anyways. this is my 9th year of uni.

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha maybe you get better marks than me!! But yeah grad programs are supposed to be harder aren't they (I'd forgotten you were in Oz Gem).

Closed book, that's way harsh. Otherwise, yeah, 3 hours & 100% is where it's at.

Best of luck Gem!! Admin's a bit of a bitch isn't it? Privative clauses, jurisdictional error, procedural fairness, improper purposes...

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you asking if you can work 60-65 hours a week AND go to law school? Then no, definitelty. Are you asking if 60-65 hours is enough time to put in AT law school per week, I would say it's more than enough.

Yeah I meant 60/65 of working on law stuff! That's a big relief, thanks.

Lawyers are helpful on this thread!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

3 hours and a 100% is a bitch. good luck gem & tim!

I can of course gloat because I've finished all my exams but I might get a kick in the rear, near the end of summer if I find out I failed my evidence exam, studying for I forewent, in order to watch "love & death" with alba, ally c, RJG, & beer set about studiously and efficiently.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

what a graceless sentence.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

There are many more in your future.

something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

haha!

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 13 June 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

it wasn't too bad. my hand is about to fall off i think. and privative clauses and error of law on the face of the record ended up being dot points. but i reckon i probably went ok. it was kind of a relief to have closed book in a way as i didn't get caught up frantically searching through notes for stuff. phew! glad it's over. i have environment law on thursday though, back into it. good luck for yours tim!

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"and privative clauses and error of law on the face of the record ended up being dot points."

I think this is the way it's supposed to be - it's almost always gonna be a bit of a trivial technical point anyway yeah?

Glad it all went okay - snatch an hour to yourself tonight!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah totally, the whole question on jurisdictional error/elfr/privative clauses was only worth 20% of the exam. and i got down the stuff about craig and it only being binding on tribunals bla bla so hopefully it'll be ok. i went straight from the exam to the tav for a beer. now i'd like a snooze, might have to put my head down on my desk like a proper little nerd. hehe.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
does anyone know anything about these places:
u of minnesota
u of washington
george washington
u of wisconsin
boston u
u of michigan
berkeley

i guess i'm taking the exam in early october so i still don't know how smart i am. i also pretty much hate writing application essays.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you practicing for the LSATs? Taking a class? You should practice a shitload. Seriously. It's like the most important factor, and everyone else will be practicing. Plus you should know in advance how well you think you're going to do to give you an idea of the range of schools you should apply to.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

working on it!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

they're all good law schools, caitlin! best ones are prob. u. mich. and berkeley (boalt hall).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, but do they admit MORANS????

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

YES I WORK WITH SOME

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i've told panhandling crackheads in NYC, philadelphia, and newark to "get lost," "go to hell," and to "fuck off." a few of them threatened me and some even charged at me. i'm lucky that i'm alive, i think.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), July 29th, 2005

2, Saturday, 30 July 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
ok the test is in one week. i thought i'd have more time to study but school is kind of hard right now. it's ok, i just took a practice test and got 165. just 8 more questions right and i get 170. i think i can do that, i just got out of practice on the logic games in the past few weeks. and the people one floor down are listening to kansas or something, very loud.

i'm getting a very good recommendation from a former philosophy professor and she said i MUST apply to NYU. i tried telling her i am not smart enough but she said that's garbage and girls always say they aren't smart enough. hmm ok i think i will make it a mega-reach. oh i also don't have 37k a year or whatever.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Good luck with it all! You can become a lawyer representing NOIZE interests against the Man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm trial

kurt broder (dr g), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Good luck with it all! You can become a lawyer representing NOIZE interests against the Man.

i already do that.

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://devfiles.sts.winisp.net/Blog%20Files/Image001.jpg

kurt broder (dr g), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i already do that.

Let's see some results.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm now an LSAT teacher, which officially makes me one of the dumbest people who is smart enough to get into a top law school.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

this should be a mounta1n g0ats song

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Lately I've been working with a blind woman who is taking the LSAT on, what, next Saturday. Kaplan has been giving her a terrible time, and is next to useless (and seemingly proud of it) for blind people. That's sad but not surprising at all; what is surprising is that LSAC or whatever the group is that puts on the test has also been very difficult for her to work with. They are willing to pay so little to hire a qualified reader for the day of the test that she has been bumped around to several different schools now, and finally is taking the test at a school that is willing to take the financial hit and still administer the test properly and fairly. But that school is an hour away. Bah.

Anyway, so I've been reading for her, and it's been interesting, since I do very well at it -- I mean I'm not entirely sure, since she gets double time because she has to hear it instead of read it, and I keep forgetting that I'd have to work everything out twice as fast. Still, the fact that I'd probably do very well on the test makes me think I should take the test -- and yet I have no interest in going to law school.

Doing logic games when you have almost no eyesight and can't read your diagrams reliably is no fun at all.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Basically the same thing has happened to me -- not the reading to a blind woman part, of course. But my gf was preparing, and for fun I looked at the material myself. Turns out I'm a natural at it and I was able to get a 169 on a practice test without too much practice. So now even though lawyer is one of the last things I thought I want to be, I'm suddenly thinking I should go to law school -- you know, be financially set, have a stimulating job, and maybe even work for some kind of political or social change (though going into law school without full conviction you want to do that seems pretty much like facing Darth Vader without completing your Jedi training).

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 25 September 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i did fine on the practice lsats but i got a little panicky on test day and didn't do that well. also, i was hung over. i was concentrating on my nausea instead of the questions. i'd like to take it again sometime; i haven't completely given up on wanting to go to law school.

the happy smile patrol (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 September 2005 02:18 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah everyone on the noize bored will eventually end up going. i'm applying to teach for america also, just in case. or if i get into that and i get into a school i want, i might defer. the future is wide open, you know.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 25 September 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

ah, you kids. so innocent.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 25 September 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

jon williams, esq.?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 September 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

As per Cozen, I'm constantly atonished at the gulf of difference b/w law school in the U.S and er any Imperial Dominion. Come to Australia! It's cheap and (comparatively) easy!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you saying that Cozen isn't really all that?

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 25 September 2005 06:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i think we get paid more in the US, though?

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 25 September 2005 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link

£25k per week?

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 September 2005 11:06 (eighteen years ago) link

admittedly the top 80hr week lawyers!

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 September 2005 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I dread to think what lawyers earn in america

if only my knowledge were transferable, I'd maybe move

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 September 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

ok i took the LSAT this morning. it's very possible that i got a 170, but i feel like i'm jinxing it. when the score comes in 3 weeks i might be really sad and embarassed. but i actually finished the entire analytical reasoning section (only guessing on a few), which i didn't do on any practice test i took in the last week, and i got 165, 166, and 169 on them. so i guess now i have to write some personal statements. i don't know what to write about. i haven't encountered any adversity or anything...

for now i think i'm definitely applying to george washington, u. of washington, ohio state, boston university, and u. of michigan. i'm still thinking about this, though. if i did very well on the LSAT i will apply to NYU and berkeley, but i feel like my chances of getting into either of them are pretty bad. i'm also pretty worried about financing this venture. i want to do something public interest-y like human rights or poverty, but i might leave with a buttload of loans and have to defend fat rich guys for 10 years while i pay $1000/month. i don't mind at all being poor as long as i'm not in debt. this sucks.

sorry for making this my personal law school application diary, i just want the internet to know.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Oh lordy, I'm startin' to think about doing this next year, cause gosh I'm awful good at these standardized tests it turns out, and well ya see the band might not quite be workin' out wouldn'tcha know...

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
i am getting scared guys

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes

Arial Pink (account), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T DO IT

RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok thanks friends

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

am i the only one going to medical school around here??

gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

best advice i got the summer before law school - "go to the beach; have fun." you want to make sure you have all your practicalities locked down, but don't let that eat all your time.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

so i'm considering law school down the line, but i really want to get a good look at the profession through paralegal work. I've submitted resumes/interviewed in the non-profit sector, but i think it might be worthwhile to see the ugly side of things (Big Law).

where do they usually list jobs (nyc). obv, i haven't seen any listings on idealist.org. any help would be greatly appreciated.

eisbar and others seemed to make it seem like the jobs aren't too hard to find.

one six oh (one six oh), Friday, 14 July 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

They're not. Don't look for a listing -- just send out resumes.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks, i'll start researching the firms.

colin, from what you've posted it's sounds like the experience of paralegal work will turn me off the profession, but it seems worth a look.

i still can't quite wrap my head around why the big firms are so awful, but i don't doubt the claims

one six oh (one six oh), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you ever worked in corporate America? Just out of curiosity.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

They're awful for a lot of reasons. For one, it's nearly impossible to do good legal work there because of time, financial, and social (to the extent that that word can apply to big firm lawyers) pressures; for another, you soon find you've entered a really sick pseudo-culture where standard rules of morality, efficiency, and reason do not apply.

But if you wanna check it out, go for it. The money's ok.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

all grad school is an analysis of cost benefit analysis - its an investment that will only pay off if your student loans are able to be managed by your post graduation salary - but then agin if you find you hate the work you are SCREWED!!!!!!!!


Have you been lobbying any lawmakers on this?

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Take a LONG, HARD, REALISTIC look before you sign that promissory note.

I don't necessarily dislike the nature of the work, but the profession itself and the money that most of us have to pay to gain entree thereto are both serious, serious downsides.

The tip about going to a law school where you want to live? Unless you go to UVa, G-town, Harvard, Stanford, Yale, et al., that is the absolute truth. I just moved to LA after going to Catholic in DC, and I am not looking forward to months of trying to find a job. Thank god I have a gainfully employed spouse.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently, I am down on the whole law school thing. Shocka!

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't really come across too many who are "up" on it.

xpost i haven't worked in corporate america, i spent my last three yeare teaching in the south bronx in the new york city teaching fellows. i needed a change. i imagine this will be a schockingly drastic one.

one six oh (one six oh), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Good idea to check it out in a para position before committing the time and $$$ to something you may or may not care for. I came out of grad school (molecular bioscience stuff) thinking I'd just go to law school and be a patent lawyer. Had the good sense to actually listen to parents (for once) and work in the IP dept of a big pharma company before making a decision. HATED IT. Will never work in IP or big pharma again! So yeah really check it out.

My better half (Mr. Que) works in the library of a large DC firm. He likes it, but would never ever ever consider law as a career. Anyhow you might want to look into law library jobs--there seem to be a lot of them, even for newbies.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

What grade/subject did you teach? I applied to do that, but they didn't accept me. *sob*

Haha, Q, I never heard that story:)

Mary (Mary), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Q. What firm does he work for? You can give me a general area of the city, if you like...I used to be a legal assistant for one of the firms near Metro Center.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe the Mountain Goats should write a song called "Going to Law School" - ya know? (Bonfire of the Vanities influence - whaddaya, etc.)

youn (youn), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost-

8th grade english.

the first year was hell, but i really enjoyed the other two.

one six oh (one six oh), Monday, 17 July 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
guys i don't really like it there. it's full of barbies and proud swaggering guys in polo shirts. i don't think i'm going to make any friends. i don't even like following laws.

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

TOLD YA SO!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

also it was only the first day of orientation :((((((((

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

law is totally gay

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, well, welcome to law school. but there are cool law students and cool lawyers to be found, and you're gonna have to see these people for the next three years, so i'd consider trying to do one or more of:
a) suss out the cool ones fast and attach yourself
b) find a support community outside of school
c) buy some polo barbie clothes

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

bundgee i think the problem is how totally nongay all these people are

i will do a and b but c is out of the question

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Strange synchronicity -- I've been thinking about L-school as a potential 3-year plan because I read somewhere that a guy with a JD once was the boss at Marvel. (Also, I took a GMAT practice test and bombed the "data sufficiency" section, I hate business, and I really really rilly don't want to go to business school.)

I hear copyright law is exciting and intellectually fulfilling.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even like following laws.

Perfect lawyer material, then!

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

we got a big lecture about how alcoholic and/or mentally ill lawyers are compared to the general population and how we should SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

which will you be then? alcoholic or mentally ill?? did they give a meth addict option?

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i know people who made it through law school and didn't become mental or drug/alcohol addicted. but they watched A LOT of tv in their down time.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i call them nerds.

(haha. okay, kidding. they drank a lot of beer and coffee too.)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah they gave me a big locker to keep my mini meth lab in

"i don't have a tv" but i'm afraid i won't want to do pleasure reading anymore (which keeps me from wanting to die or do meth). but i'm not sure how much of horror stories i should believe.

also gabnebb or someone else? let's say i want to be a labor lawyer (partly because i care about the workers but partly because i would make slightly more money at it (right?) than poverty lawyering, which i am also interested in but i have mad loans to pay off and can't make it on 30k/year). so they said you can just take whatever classes you're interested in so you wouldn't have to just take only stuff related to whatever kind of law you want to go into. is that really true? like if i took poverty law and whatever random theory classes i want it would be ok and i could still be a labor lawyer? i don't have to worry about this until spring but i want to know now. also i know i might totally change my mind but the question would still stand, i guess.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd imagine that you get to choose at best two classes, right? from a limited menu of choices that don't have much directly to do with any potential career path? so this isn't really a concern until at least your second year. when they say those things it means:
a) you don't actually need to know the specific law of a particular area to go into it; law school is a general education (never mind that potential employers theoretically might question your failure to take certain generally or specifically relevant courses)
and/or
b) don't waste your time filling up on specific (and perhaps relatively easy to grasp) courses like poverty law (whatever that is), space law, FDA law, eastern european law, muppet law, etc. when you can be taking more generally important elective courses that while not required are recommended

i would keep in mind that you might think you're interested in a particular area because you imagine yourself enjoying work for certain kinds of clients, but later learn that the actual substantive law of that area doesn't interest you very much (or that the practice may be different from how you imagined it). or vice versa.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

assuming you have a single elective course in your spring semester, i would consider choosing a course for its importance to a general education, as well as what it would say to different kinds of employers, but ultimately i'd choose the one that will keep you the sanest.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT TO TAKE SPACE LAW

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

no i don't get to pick anything this year i'm talking about 2nd year

also yeah all those things about not liking the actual law part of things i know that. which is why the question means kind of in general.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

does space law really exist? i want to abolish NASA right now.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

NEBULAE NEED LAWS TOO THEY ARE OUT OF COHNTROL

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread makes me think i shoulda done something with my life

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

if cutty can do it, anyone can

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, i never did right by no book learnin

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd take a class or two (or a practical experience) of specific interest in the second year, but i'd mostly try to take a diverse menu of big classes, in particular the kind that are required for higher-level courses. which ones these are will be fairly clear at that time.

xpost - space law does in fact exist, at least at your larger law schools. i imagine it has to do with satellites or something and is very boring and populated by not gonna happen doods.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i know all about not gonna happen doods because i went to an engineering school so i'll be staying out of that particular discipline

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha.
i like to sometimes taunt myself with the idea that if i had done law school instead of grad school that i would have some kind of grand and home-owning life by now, possibly paired up with a not gonna happen dude who got rich on telling satellites what they can and cannot do. but the reality is that i'd probably be even poorer, what with my save-the-people attitude and all. or even, i'd probably be a law theorist, ohgod.

labour law is a good idea, i think!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

who got rich on telling satellites what they can and cannot do.

haha omg

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah maybe i should be a legal theorist when i grow up as long as i don't have to do habermas, fuck that guy

or i want to be the next jim "the hammer" shapiro

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, you can't avoid Public Sphere

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

some good types of courses to take in 2nd year (some of which you may want to stagger into your third year), because of their general utility and/or interesting/important theoretical nature - evidence, professional responsibility, corporate law (which you may find more interesting than you expect), (substantive) criminal law if you haven't yet, copyright/IP law, a practical experience (trial practice, clinic, maybe negotiation).

maybes - federal courts (should probably take eventually, especially if litigation-oriented, but maybe save for later; also, hard), some sort of regulatory law (environmental, say, or the more general administrative law, probably important if you want to do employment discrimination)), tax law (hard, but maybe not for math types, and if it turns out relevant to something you want to do you probably want to start early), labor and/or employment/employment discrimination law (i'd be wont to wait for third year, personally, but if it's a particular interest of yours, you probably want to start now; i never got around to them), secured transactions (boring and not necessarily relevant practically, but potentially important theoretically), family law, trusts and estates (maybe save for later?), international law (poli sci-like, i think), a research and/or theory-oriented class

i took a legal theory class as my first-year elective and while i had some brief qualms later about whether i should have taken a class or two that never made the cut in the end, i was very happy with my choice at the time.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

pick the best/coolest professors.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

this is overwhelming! we are known for being good at alternative dispute resolution i guess. so maybe i should do that too. i should stop thinking about this for now maybe.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, wait until you're in it - what you like/want will become clear. dispute resolution sounds pretty solid though.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well, until the age of aquarius is actualized and we're all One. hahahaha.
people be fighting. but if that stops, SPACE LAW for sure.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

caitlin, are u gonna legalize butts

=[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

if you like labor/employment law, i STRONGLY suggest taking a class on employee benefits/ERISA. if you REALLY like that shit AND yer grades are really good overall, then you can specialize in ERISA and make MAD MAD $$$ (b/c most lawyers hate ERISA/employee benefits law the way that ILMers hate jam bands or underground rap)!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 August 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

answer my ?uestion c41tl1n

=[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

no butt is illegal

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no buts about it?

mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not that bad i guess. i sit next to the kid with the yarmulke.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my husband ranked basic and advanced tax law and he's not a math person at all, he just dug the professor, so yeah just pick the coolest professors. I have a friend who did ADR and is now working in the field and loving it, not quite as demanding as biglaw type jobs (which mr teeny has and occasionally hates but now we've got the mortgage so he's kind of stuck, watch out for that kind of thing btw).

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i hated regular tax but liked corporate tax with the hubby of Ginsburg, J.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(who looks a little bit like Walken, C. when he smiles)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by ginsburg, j. do you mean ginsburg, r.?

i don't really get how to do a good job. they keep telling us how smart everyone is so that means i can get a C in everything even if i try hard because everyone is as smart as i am? i don't think they are though. i don't understand everything (esp. contracts, wtf) but people don't seem any smarter than anyone else i know. any idiot can go to law school, amirite? i think the reading is kind of fun sometimes, it's like puzzles.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

by ginsburg, j. do you mean ginsburg, r.?

same thing

people don't seem any smarter than anyone else i know

maybe you're smarter, but it's v. dangerous to assume. and smarts don't count as much as time/effort.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

gabnebb stop being an old grandpa! i am just saying it's like, hard to tell. i don't know what i'm supposed to do. i know any tard can beat me on doing exams even if i read more books.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

do what? eat fruits?

i think it is better for me to think people aren't that smart. because i think i'm really smart and when they tell me everyone is just as smart as me i go UH OH but as long as i think they aren't that smart (like when they are acting like bros and saying "hey, bro, you gonna get drunk this weekend?" "yeeeahh bro!" "alright, bro!") i feel ok. i should go do work now bye

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

underestimate bros at yr peril

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

let's say i want to be a labor lawyer (partly because i care about the workers but partly because i would make slightly more money at it (right?) than poverty lawyering, which i am also interested in but i have mad loans to pay off and can't make it on 30k/year). so they said you can just take whatever classes you're interested in so you wouldn't have to just take only stuff related to whatever kind of law you want to go into. is that really true?

Someone may have addressed this, but... I, too, am on track to become a labor lawyer. If your school offers any labor/employment law classes, take them. I work at a union-side law firm right now and my hiring was contingent on my having taken labor law. You aren't foreclosed from being a labor attorney if you don't take labor and employment classes, but it will make you more attractive to potential employers. The most important thing, I think, is to get some experience, either working for a labor law firm or in some sort of public interest worker rights capacity, presuming you want to work union/worker side.

Oh and also? Labor lawyers don't make much more than public interest attorneys. At least the good guys don't. Sorry.

Also, my philosphy for second and third year was to take classes that a) were labor and employment related and b) interesting because look, I'm tired of law school and I will not sit in a class of 100 people to listen to someone drone on about secured transactions, nor will I read because just thinking the words "secured transactions" gives me a headahce. A class of 13 people discussing public sector labor law or critical race theory, though? I'm totally into it. Given how stupid expensive law school is, I don't want to waste my money taking a class that I won't attend or care about. But that's just me.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, when those bros come to school in suits on OCI days you will hate yourself, but that's okay because you're better than they are in every way that matters and most OCI firms are management side and you didn't want to work for them anway.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

don't worry i will overestimate the other 99% of things

xpost i didn't think they made a whole lot either. the idea of secured transactions makes me want to PUKE but i am all over critical race theory. i guess we'll seeeeeeeee

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a good approach if you know you want to do labor law and understand and accept that you won't make much money. it's not if you don't know what you want to do and might want to make more money. a different kind of employer might not look kindly on a transcript full of public sector law and critical race theory. my approach was relatively general/academic and maybe i over-recommend that, and admittedly i took the basic stuff you need for biglaw, but if you don't know what you want, i'd think you want to sample a bit to figure it out/hedge your bets.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and also? Labor lawyers don't make much more than public interest attorneys. At least the good guys don't. Sorry.

I should clarify - at least not to start. You can make like $70k once you make partner or make your way up to lead in-house counsel for a union (a strong union at least, not if you work for like, the Wobblies). But starting salaries for union side attorneys in Chicago run from $35 - $50k, which, with $150k in debt or thereabouts is kind of alarming. If your school has any kind of LRAP, you might be better off doing public interest law for the required period of time. You can do employment-related public interest stuff if you want to move into labor law when you meet the requirements for loan forgiveness.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - yeah, I went to law school to become a union-side labor lawyer so that makes my class and career choices pretty easy. As long as I know a ULP from my asshole and never work for management (union folk are such a suspicious lot!), I should be okay.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

You can make more as a paralegal.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you can also go biglaw out of the box and make $100K+ for a year or two before doing something else.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my, your law is so big

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you can also go biglaw out of the box and make $100K+ for a year or two before doing something else.

Yes. Career choices are as varied as those who would make them.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a career choice. are you saying that doing that would foreclose you from doing something else?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

lol, woman i know made partner and rakes in $2MM now..

mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a career choice. are you saying that doing that would foreclose you from doing something else?

Nope.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

mmmmm going to law school. i'll only be going to law school for about another 9 weeks or so. yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gem (trisk), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Ok y'all, so I'm taking the LSAT on Saturday. I don't think I really want to go to law school but let me explain my situation and ask a question or two:

I have mediocre grades, but will likely score in the low to mid 170s on the LSAT and have a few years of work experience. I'm pretty handy with the essays and have a couple of good recs lined up. So I know I can get into a fairly high-level school if not top 10. I'm not wildly enthused about lawyering and the law, but I do have a law-related job and sometimes find it relatively interesting.

I'm not a hugely driven person and would generally like to have time for other things in my life beside my job - particularly music, but I would still like some challenge in my life.

So the question is, with a degree from a top-notch, if not top-10, law school, is it realistic to expect to be able to find a good-paying (like at high-five/low-six figure), moderately interesting that isn't insanely demanding? Or is this just a fantasy?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

(And is it realistic to think I can write a good essay when I can't even seem to put a sentence together? Gah!)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this may be of limited relevance to you, but in australia that would be completely realistic... as we are in the middle of a resource/property development boom and have a strong economy, there is a trend of late for people to go 'in-house' to mining/accounting/finance/development companies rather than to top/middle tier law firms (being in-house counsel generally means not having to make billing targets and therefore not 'insanely demanding'). I don't know how this compares in the US, but it seems likely it would be quite similar? Here, you could also consider that many small boutique firms practise in specialised areas of law and also don't have the same pressure of billable hours as the big firms. Also, in Australia there is the option of working for a govt agency - again no billing targets, reasonably good wage though nowhere near as much as the private sector. easily $60k US though.

however, i reckon it would be pretty hard to get through a law degree, particularly at a top 10 school where the student body might be highly competitive, if you weren't really into it... and if the US legal education system is anything like Australia, with more graduates than legal grad positions, poor marks in your law degree heavily restricts your choices about where you go after you graduate.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do you want to go to law school A-ron? I'm guessing the only reason is because you think it is the ticket to making $80 or 90K. There are way better ways to make money than to pursue a degree (and resulting career) that you don't really have a burning interest for. I'd say your expectations seem a bit high as well.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

So the question is, with a degree from a top-notch, if not top-10, law school, is it realistic to expect to be able to find a good-paying (like at high-five/low-six figure), moderately interesting that isn't insanely demanding? Or is this just a fantasy?

My understanding is that the "isn't insanely demanding" bit is a total fantasy.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Would the diploma be worth the debt?

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The lawyers I know who are reasonable happy with their jobs and don't find them insanely demanding are NOT the same lawyers who make mad cash. The mad cash lawyers rarely have lives that I would find tolerable, much less enjoyable.

I can't imagine looking myself in the mirror every morning if I was still in the IP division of a big pharma company. Soul-deadening stuff, for real.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xp that's exactly what my sis is doing :( (well, maybe...she's doing patent law, in biotech)

and will be starting (STARTING) at 135k when she graduates next year from the U of MN. debt won't be an issue.

law school is insanely demanding, yes, but if you suck it up and work for the Man, you'll make bags of money and pay of your education fairly quickly. alternately, a law degree doesn't necessarily mean actually working for a law firm, or even in law. loads of people get law degrees and never end up practicing.

(And is it realistic to think I can write a good essay when I can't even seem to put a sentence together? Gah!)

^^^ this could be a problem though. you know that there's, like, a LOT of writing in law school right?

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I really want to go to law school.

This is enough information for me to say, "Then don't go." But why stop there?

will likely score in the low to mid 170s on the LSAT

How do you know this?

and have a few years of work experience.

Unless it's extremely fascinating, specialized, or famous nobel-prize winning type work experience, this doesn't matter.

So I know I can get into a fairly high-level school if not top 10.

No offense, and I only know you through this website and you seem like a very smart and funny person, but how do you know this? When you are competing for positions in top ten schools are are competing against people with excellent grades, lots of references, and high LSAT scores. Not to mention nepotism and name recognition. You might get in, but unless your recs happen to be tenured professors at said top ten law schools or there is a library on campus named after your father, there is really no guarantee about this.

I'm not wildly enthused about lawyering and the law

Then, seriously, do not go to law school.

but I do have a law-related job and sometimes find it relatively interesting.

Your law-related job is not the same as law school or being a lawyer, even if you're doing paralegal work.

I'm not a hugely driven person . . . So the question is, with a degree from a top-notch, if not top-10, law school, is it realistic to expect to be able to find a good-paying (like at high-five/low-six figure), moderately interesting that isn't insanely demanding? Or is this just a fantasy?

You've got three possible paths going to law school: 1) bust your ass night and day to put yourself in the top 10%, get on law review, get summer associate positions at big firms, get involved in lots of extra curriculars of whatever sort and basically be the type of go-getter, 80 hour a week-type guy that the $135k/year firms are going to want to hire; 2) do enough work to stay in the top quarter but let your passion for a particular area of law drive you into the types of jobs and activities that are going to make you the happy in your legal career and make considerably less money; 3) slack for three years, hate law school the entire time, wish you'd done something, anything else because now you're looking at triple-digit debt and you have to practice law, and eventually work doing something you really don't care about, which becomes just another daily grind job and isn't making the mega bucks you were hoping for.

The first one is out, because you're not a particularly driven person. The second one is out, because you don't really care about law school or a law job. That leaves number three, and if you have a fairly interesting law-related job right now, why go through the stress and debt of law school only to come out slightly worse off than you are now?

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

None of which is to say that you should take the LSATs, see what you get on them, and apply to top ten law schools. If you get in, you can probably go route number three and still get a good job on the strength of your law school alone. But given that law school is basically three years of brutal stress (and then the bar exam! THE BAR EXAM!!!!! ARRHGHGHGGG*) and costs more than single-family homes in most non-urban markets, doing it for any reason other than love of the law is pretty silly.

* Third year law student grappling with the nosy bastards at the character and fitness committee, trying not to think about the two days of essay and bubble testing that await me at the end of July.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

is to say that you shouldn't take the LSATS, that is.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

will likely score in the low to mid 170s on the LSAT

How do you know this?

Well, here I have to defend myself. I have a second job as an LSAT instructor, and I consistently score between 170-175 on practice tests.

Otherwise everything you're telling me sounds about right. Are you in law school now or are you a lawyer? When I explain these things to my wife I'd like to be able to say "A woman on ILX, who does ---, told me."

(And is it realistic to think I can write a good essay when I can't even seem to put a sentence together? Gah!)

^^^ this could be a problem though. you know that there's, like, a LOT of writing in law school right?

-- gbx (polarbea...), September 26th, 2006.

Here I was just referring to my garbled post. Writing is pretty natural for me, actually.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh sorry, I see you mentioned at the end that you're a third-year law student, so nevermind that question.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

mr teeny took path one, he's really ideally suited for law school/big law firm and he's still pretty stressed out. He only had one day this month where he was home after midnight, but I can usually count on one week out of the month where he leaves before me and the kid get up and is home after we go to bed. There's always work on the weekends. It is hard work. But you do get paid well, and thank god because that student loan check is big. And then we get hit with surprises like the TOTALLY VOLUNTARY united way fund drive headed by Important Partner, or a suit blows out etc etc.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, here I have to defend myself. I have a second job as an LSAT instructor, and I consistently score between 170-175 on practice tests.

Okay, that makes sense - and I didn't intend to come across accusatorily, so I'm really sorry if I did. My understanding is that actual LSAT scores remain pretty true to practice test scores. My final score was within one point of the score I consistently got on practice tests.

I'm a third year law student who went back to law school at the ripe old age of 31. I would classify myself as a "number two" above. I spent a brief period of time as a number one and decided that maintaining the necessary level of hard work required to remain in that category would kill me. I'm a passionate labor and employment do-gooder, anyway, and nobody cares about your grades in that field as long as your loyal to the cause. Oh I also go to a second tier law school (I think we're in the 80s or 90s).

Going to law school as an adult, and a married one (I am also married, no kids, three cats) presents a whole different passel of challenges that straight-from-undergrad-ers don't have to worry about over and above the regular difficulties of law school. I'm guessing you've got friends and a social life and hobbies and those will all take a serious hit if you go to law school no matter how hard to try to avoid it. Then there's the sad truth of how completely annoying the majority of your classmates will be just by virtue of their utter lack of life experience... Or maybe that's just me. I am a pretty grumpy old bitch sometimes.

Anyway, my first instinct when someone says they don't care too much about law or being a lawyer but want to go to law school is to dive tackle them out of the way of the onrushing bus because the bottom line is this: law school is three years of intensive study of the law, leading to a job that is fully immersed in the law (with some extremely limited exceptions generally available only to those with outstanding academic performance or an existing network of connections within a specific field). A JD isn't an all-purpose degree. Going to law school without really being interested in the law is like going to a very expensive, difficult, and stressful cooking school without really having any interest in cooking.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that's the feeling I've been getting. Your advice is much appreciated.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

If you want to go back to school, how about a master's (or a second master's) in something of interest to you? Potentially cheaper and less stressful. When I'm particularly despairing of ever finding a job, passing the bar, working with attorneys for the rest of my life, I comfort myself with the possibility of getting an MLS and leading a quiet life as a research librarian in a law library somewhere, surrounded by books and hushed voices.

It's my happy place.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I speak with law librarians on the phone a lot. Always sound much nicer and more relaxed than the attorneys I speak with, who leave messages like "I need you to retrieve x file immediately. Please send it to me immediately." Yeah ok dude I have a time machine.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Going to law med school as an adult, and a married one (I am also married, no kids, three cats) presents a whole different passel of challenges that straight-from-undergrad-ers don't have to worry about over and above the regular difficulties of law med school. I'm guessing you've got friends and a social life and hobbies and those will all take a serious hit if you go to law school no matter how hard to try to avoid it.

This is what I'm worried about. Am I looking at four...no, wait...eigh--twelve years of no hobbies? :/

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You without hobbies = clinically brain dedd. You'll figure it out.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

jenny, your advice is so good.
i thought of going to law school right out of undergrad - and got in - but circumstances intervened and i did other things - but my intuition about law school was that it wasn't what i really wanted anyway. so i went on adventures and worked and then went to grad school, which i knew i really wanted to do, and now i am doing things i never thought i'd do (in a great band, making art, reading foucault for pleasure.) go with your gut, man.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I comfort myself with the possibility of getting an MLS and leading a quiet life as a research librarian in a law library somewhere, surrounded by books and hushed voices.

ahahahahaha

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Quiet, you. Stay out of my happy place.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, I'm sure it's much less demanding and more pleasant than lawyering, but I just got back from a conference where they outlined a lot of the "challenges" facing law libraries: decreased funding, less need for books (with most sources licensed electronically), and the fact that, often, when you are asked a question, it's really hard, because the person has already checked the obvious places, which is easier to do now. Also academic librarianship (from what I can tell) seems to involve a lot of commitees and schmoozing. But, I've met a lot of people who went to law school and weren't happy with law, got their MLS and have been able to do really well (seemingly) in the academic law library field.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW rabbit, are you by any chance the same rabbitrabbit that posts on JCList? If so, we're practically neighbors.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

how old are you?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

26, why?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Nope, I don't post on JCLIst. I'm a Chicagoerite.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

just curious. i went to law school at 25. also a drummer in a band, like yourself.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't you just get married? if wifey making you do this?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

is wifey

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha.

She's not *making* me do anything, but she keeps saying stuff like "You're so good at this stuff. You love to argue and over-analyze things. Why don't you just do it?" as though it were all as easy as taking the LSAT. So here I am going to ILX for back-up.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you should warn her that she won't see you too often for the next three years. i've pretty much moved in to the library.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm already not seeing her much for the next two years thanks to the combination masters degree/public school teaching program she's in (NY Teaching Fellows)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

so can you afford to have both of you studying at the same time? the other thing that's utterly shite about going back to uni as a mature-ager is relinquishing full time pay....

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

No, she gets paid teachers' salary and gets a free degree. Still, wouldn't exactly be fun both of us trying to live on that in the New York area.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Not to mention that for the first time we actually make a good combined salary, so giving it up would be hard.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it's definitely something that's important to consider - law school is really hard, you don't want to have to worry about other stuff while you're doing it. i worked two jobs for over a year (and studied part time) to save up before coming back full time... and still worked 3 days a week the last two years, i'm feeling pretty knackered at this stage (only 6 weeks to go!). but I don't think i could have coped otherwise. and i live in a relatively cheap city.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you live in new jersey

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so glad that I'm never going to go to law school.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Law school isn't so much "hard" as it just isn't a place for people who are lazy and just used to sailing on their good looks and charm. If you're not willing to keep up with reading as a baseline, you're fucked.

I have enjoyed reading the theories as to how easy it is to get a job, how unimportant grades are, and how the practice of law is from people who are still students, though. How enlightening. I'll enjoy your updates upon graduation, and during your job search.

Being a lawyer may make you bitter.

lawmclawlaw (allie b), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, also, starting labor-side lawyers at certain firms in Chicago make about 70k, so that's considerably more than being working the poverty law angle...or even the 34k you'd make as an AAG. Okay, I'm finished.

lawmclawlaw (allie b), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

?? not sure whose posts you read mr/ms law. i have found law really hard, and i consider myself reasonably intelligent. but i don't think i ever expected to sail through on good looks/charm, and i guess i was fortunate enough to fall into rabbitrabbit's no 1 category... i'll be handing in my honours thesis next friday. having clerked at several australian top tiers during my studies, i've already commenced as an associate at the supreme court. so i feel like i have some idea of what it takes to get through law school. might have been a different story if i were in the US of course.

gem (trisk), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, also, starting labor-side lawyers at certain firms in Chicago make about 70k

I'm sure some do, but I woudn't say that's a given - the firm where I clerk starts associates at $50k. You are absolutely correct that $70,000 is more than $34,000, though.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Are most of the high income lawyer positions best suited for go-getters? Do any law gigs -- not so much lucrative 6-figure salaries but gigs with respectable pay (however you define "respectable") -- pace themselves more slowly (i.e. don't have to bill certain hours per week), like, say, copyright law, about which I know nothing? My guess: No.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Work for the government. It's pretty much 9-5, or at least not 24/7. I imagine you would start out around $60ish? Not high flying, but not too shabby either, assuming you don't have major debt.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Landing into a top firm and making 130k or so is fucking tough. You have to go to a top 10 school, get good grades and have an impeccable resume. Then you have to interview/summer at various firms which is basically like rushing at a fraternity. All the associates have no lives outside of work, so new hires are basically like interviewing new friend candidates.

Bottom line - go to top 10 school, be in top 25-10% of your class, schmooze hard, get posh job in posh firm, work 70 hours a week monday through sunday.

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

$60K-something is pretty much the starting salary for fed gov't lawyers. i know this for a fact, b/c i keep batting around the idea of applying for work at the IRS or the PBGC.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pretty tough to get a government job, at least in the experience of people I know. Even tougher to get one straight out of school. If you want to work for the government and are still in law school, make damn sure you work for an agency (if not the exact agency you're interested in) while you're in school.

No billable hours? Dare to dream. Billable hours can eat me.

lawmclawlaw (allie b), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My sister worked for corporate for 5 years then moved into a job with city goverment. She's recently taken a different job within the same city government. She finds it vastly preferable to corporate law, though sometimes has pangs of regret for the money she could be making, if only she'd stayed miserable.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I went to law school 2 years after undergrad, did middlingly well, managed to get a state appellate court clerkship for a few years, went into small private practice for 3 years, and now I'm back at the law school, working as a staff attorney for a children's rights project. I've had good experiences all the way, but I'm never going to get rich.

Don't go to law school for the money unless you're willing to work insanely long hours both during and after you graduate and are willing to do work for clients that you might find distasteful and make arguments you might find equally distasteful.

J (Jay), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one month passes...
I got a 170, but I don't think I'm going to apply this year.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

So to revive this thread for the 100th time... "Don't go to law school if you don't be a lawyer or have a burning interest in the law" seems sound advice, but still not enough to get me off the fence one way or the other. I don't have a passion for Teh Law. I do have an interest in certain areas of public international law, but I worry that that's not the best practice area to pay off the crushing debt that would await me.

I also fear that my interest may be too academic, if that makes sense. At times that makes me consider legal academia as an option. I know from previous grad school that I have the temperament for acedemic work, and my exposure to legal scholarship gives me the (possibly false) impression that it favors a wider-ranging and more interdisciplinary approach than other quarters of the academy. But is the job market as dire as in the humanities/social sciences? And is the choice between practice and scholarship one I'd have to make in my first year of school? Please to make my life decisions for me, ILE.

xtof (xtof), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link

choosing between practise and scholarship wouldn't have to happen in your first year but i suspect it would be an advantage to choose before you finish your degree, because it would influence your choice of subjects.

there might be more choices than just practise or academia if you are interested in black letter law, which i suppose is what you mean about the academic interest. for example, you might look for work at whatever organisation drafts legislation in your country, or the local law reform commission, or go into some kind of legislative policy type work. i have just commenced as an associate to a supreme court judge and it is ALL scholarly stuff. which is cool and completely different to what my mates in firms are doing.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Please to make my life decisions for me, ILE

Become a law librarian. Get a joint J.D./M.L.S. and work in an academic law library.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a bad idea -- the money's good, but the clientele sucks.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i worked in our uni's law library during my degree. i thought the clientele were tops on the whole. maybe that's cos lots of them were my mates and i got along well with the academics. always some annoying blow ins though.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I worry that that's not the best practice area to pay off the crushing debt that would await me.

Some schools have tuition repayment programs that help you A LOT with your debt if you choose public interest or something low-paying. You should look into this more if debt is the only thing keeping you from doing it.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

gem -- no, it's because you had a Uni clientele, not a bunch of lawyers.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 November 2006 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
Belated questions for those of you recommending the paralegal taste-test. What's the best way to go about getting these positions, because most of the paralegal positions I’ve noted on firms' sites seem to require at least two years experience. And, are there specific firms that are good for this in the Philadelphia/Princeton area (since it’s already been brought up).

paper.prentice, Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

in oz you get paralegal work easiest by pimping yourself to law firms' HR sections. they love all that 'initiative' 'self-starter' nonsense

gem, Sunday, 25 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

Funny to read my old posts on this thread. I think I'm already in a pretty different mental place than I was 1-2 years ago. Still thinking law school - Fall 2008 at this point - but feeling less entangled with other peoples' ideas of what I should do and more able to sort it out for myself. Starting to think music/entertainment/IP law might be a good field and have been speaking to a few people who have done it.

One question - I have a 170 LSAT from last year and not very good grades (though I'll be 5+ years out of school when I apply). I know I didn't do my best (I scored 175 on my last practice test, and I think I could prepare more than I did) - should I retake the LSAT or is it not worth it?

Hurting 2, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

170 is good

cutty, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm just wondering if I should try to edge up a few points to help make up for my bad grades

Hurting 2, Sunday, 10 June 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm not sure you want a better score

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

You mean it won't do me any good? Or you mean you don't think I really want it?

Hurting 2, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean it might even hurt your chances

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i might depend on what you mean by 'bad grades' tho

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

2.9

Hurting 2, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:49 (sixteen years ago) link

so yeah, what i said. i mean yes, there is to some extent such a thing as 'make up for', but a disparity can send a certain message and the greater the disparity the stronger the message.

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Interesting point.

Hurting 2, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link

on the other hand, from a numbers perspective, either way the school would have to be willing to accept your grades, and the marginally higher the LSAT, the marginally higher their average.

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link

(not like i really know what i'm talking about in any event here)

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link

(also, it helps that you're not applying out of school/there's distance between your LSAT and your grades)

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

((temporally))

gabbneb, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

or just dont go to law school at all

cutty, Monday, 11 June 2007 11:31 (sixteen years ago) link

fine then

RJG, Monday, 11 June 2007 11:39 (sixteen years ago) link

go to the best school that you can get into (fordham is def. w/n reach w/ great LSAT and shitty GPA) -- and, IF you kick ass 1st year, transfer to another school.

Eisbaer, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i know this for a fact b/c i had a good LSAT and shitty GPA, and fordham accepted me (though i turned them down). i am also aware that there's been some "bracket creep" in the law schools since i've been out.

Eisbaer, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm applying. The ball is rolling. FTW

Hurting 2, Thursday, 2 August 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Requests are out for rec letters and I have some idea of how I'm going to do my essay. My LSDAS account is set.

Is there any reason not to use LSDAS for as much shit as possible? Also is there any really good reason to *target* rec letters to specific schools?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 2 August 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck a personal statement. FUCK a personal statement. FUUUUUUCK a personal statement

Hurting 2, Sunday, 12 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck a forced narrative w/"lessons learned"

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sure it is trite to say so, but once you send off your personal statement/forced narrative/application, you are going to feel so much better. But doing them sure is unpleasant.

Sara R-C, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Downside of doing it early is way to much time to think about it.

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 13:04 (sixteen years ago) link

For your statement of purpose or whatever, what on earth should you wirite? It says "why do u want 2 go to law school lol" , but does that mean you should describe the area you want to focus on, etc.? ? ?

uhrrrrrrr10, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

From what I've read and heard, not really unless you REALLY have a strong, strong interest in a very specific area. Otherwise you'll just sound like a fool since you probably don't know half a shit about law, and they don't really expect you to. I recommend looking through one of those law school essay guides - the Princeton Review one I have is pretty good.

What every admissions guide I read says over and over again is that the essay is your chance to differentiate yourself from other candidates and to show why you are more than just an LSAT score and a GPA. You probably want to talk about some kind of life/work/school experience(s) that influenced your character and/or shaped your decision to go to law school. This by no means needs to be an experience in a pre-law class or legal internship or debate team. You could talk about a sport, a musical interest, a travel experience, your family, really almost anything as long as you can use it to show that you have strong character and strong reasons for attending law school, and also that you can write in an organized, clear and persuasive manner.

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't know how widely applicable this is, but I used to work at a place where everyone basically applied to law school after a 2-year stint and I proofread a coworker's personal statement that struck me as kind of trite and saccharine and she got into many excellent programs, including Harvard Law. not that I'm recommending that anyone write a trite, saccharine statement, but hers certainly wasn't wonky about the law or even about the law in any direct way. It was just about her.

horseshoe, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, from what I understand, if your numbers are in the upper middle range or higher for the school you're applying to, your essay isn't going to matter as much. They're going to scrutinize it more carefully when you're a borderline candidate.

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

this isn't college. isn't a grad school p.s. just a cover letter, basically?

gabbneb, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

no

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean not exactly. The book I read has interviews with a bunch of admissions officers at top 20 law schools. They all say that they don't want to see people just repeating whatever is on their resume. At the same time, you're supposed to be more mature and focused than a college applicant, and most schools prefer to see something more relevant than "my study abroad experience" or "I admire my grandma."

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

But law school is different from other grad schools in that they're not looking for previously acquired content knowledge. An English graduate program expects you to know literature very well. Med school expects you to know science very well. Law schools, for whatever reason, like to think that they're going to be the ones shaping your legal mind, and they're ore interested in seeing good raw material.

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

more

Hurting 2, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think a cover letter is supposed to just repeat what's on your resume either (though I'm one of those anti-"objective" people). I think the essay should be a convincing statement of purpose - an argument about why you're choosing to do this that demonstrates some self-knowledge (and knowledge about what you're getting into, though you don't have to know what you're going to do in any specific sense), as opposed to a college statement that's supposed to reveal what's distinct about you that would make the class more interesting.

gabbneb, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

(which isn't to say that law schools are uninterested in making their classes more interesting, but they're going to do so with people who have a pretty clear sense of purpose with regard to something interesting)

gabbneb, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

but what do I know, I only got into a few of this top 20 schools. I never took Kaplan or Princeton Review, just a ghetto LSAT course that gave me a lower score than expected (non-marginally lower than when I took it a second time without studying).

gabbneb, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I will reiterate what I said a year ago...

Take a LONG, HARD, REALISTIC look at the money end of the decision.

Please. Everyone goes in thinking that they are going to be in the top 10%. The overwhelming odds, obv., are that you will not be.

Me, I got lucky. I landed what is turning out to be a great job that I intend to hold down for a long time. I also have a gainfully employed spouse, so my student loan payments are not crushing.

Still - do not go in blind. This is a SERIOUS financial undertaking.

B.L.A.M., Monday, 13 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think you're really contradicting what I'm saying, gabbneb.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

don't sweat the personal statement. just write something half-way coherent, and you'll be fine.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I'm directly contradicting "What every admissions guide I read says over and over again," but I could be quite wrong. Anyway, yeah, I think it's a numbers game moreso than top colleges are.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Classic: Having my first law school application complete and transmitted (NYU)

Dud: Getting home and finding a typo in the personal statement (I referenced "Harpers Magazine" -- no apostrophe). FUK!!! I READ THAT SHIT SO MANY TIMES AND HAD A FEW OTHER PEOPLE READ IT!!!

Still, it feels great to have the first one sent off, and NYU is a longshot anyway. The rest will be easier to complete now.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Good luck with the applications. Don't fret about the typo. It happens.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link

thx

Other schools I'm applying to:

Fordham, Penn, Columbia, Cardozo, Brooklyn Law, Rutgers (Newark and maybe Camden), and also William & Mary and Northwestern exclusively because they offered me fee waivers so why not.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Some v. good law schools in that group. You'll be fine.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 05:35 (sixteen years ago) link

You seem to have the requisite amount of self-obsession, at least.

Nubbelverbrennung, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 08:01 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Accepted to Cardozo with sizable scholarship - probably going there barring completion of LOL Ivy League Hail Mary pass.

What's the best thing I can do to start preparing myself considering I've been out of school five years and working kind of an easy job?

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.coconut-court.com/images/BeachJ450GREEN.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

What's the best thing I can do to start preparing myself considering I've been out of school five years and working kind of an easy job?

(1)learn and practice how to take law school exams.

(2) drop some money on a few emmanuels for the first-year classes -- and actually READING them -- so that you aren't befuddled by all of the Socratic hide-the-ball crap you will be exposed to during the next 3 years of yer life.

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh, I applied to Cardozo and al lthat shit - unfortuantely one of my schools kept losing my transcripts, so my app won't be complete until next week. Waitlist 4 me : { : { : [[[[[ :{;

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

also, is yer cardozo scholarship conditioned on maintaining a certain GPA/class rank? i was offered a deal like that from seton hall -- essentially, 1st year totally paid for (except living expenses) -- but i passed on it.

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

that, and the fact that the typical Seton Hall student = EVERY bad stereotype about north jersey in the flesh. but that's just me!

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, conditional - a little over half tuition paid first year, second year have to stay in about top 40% of class to maintain full scholarship, and there's a sliding scale after that.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm hoping to get offered money at another school to give me some bargaining leverage.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

congrats on Cardozo at least. I think my chances are a bit slim at this point with apps in so late :[ ]

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm hoping to get offered money at another school to give me some bargaining leverage.

ha -- i tried that shit w/ both RU-Newark and Fordham. both told me to go pound sand (fordham b/c they think that their shit doesn't stink b/c they get all the folks who REALLY wanna be @ Columbia or NYU; rutgers-newark b/c they were already super-cheap and don't have as much money to throw around as seton hall had).

doesn't hurt to try, but you may not succeed.

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't despair. First, you still have a shot. Second, you can always go somewhere lower on your list, work hard and transfer. I met a girl who (in spite of obviously being very bright) got a 143 on her LSAT and could only get into Widener. She kept in close touch with the Temple admissions office, did well her first semester, and was able to transfer second year.

So considering you have better numbers than that to begin with, you probably have options.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend at Fordham Law said like 90% of the people there are embarrassed and ashamed that they're at Fordham; Columbia and NYU were their real schools of choice.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

fuk I'll be really happy if I get into Fordham.

That description makes it sound kind of like Rutgers undergrad - it's a good school with a lousy atmosphere because everyone there wanted to go somewhere better.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I only applied to the 5 schools I really want to go to; I don't want to gamble my current financial freedom on a school I'm lukewarm about for a chance to transfer somewhere else. If all else fails I can apply next year, but I'll by 26 by Fall 2009

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I met a girl who (in spite of obviously being very bright) got a 143 on her LSAT and could only get into Widener. She kept in close touch with the Temple admissions office, did well her first semester, and was able to transfer second year.

that's especially impressive, considering that widener has a C-curve (which TOTALLY fucks up the chances of a lot of that school's graduates).

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

From the sound of it, it was her continued show of interest in Temple that made the difference. Numbers aren't everything.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

What's the best thing I can do to start preparing myself considering I've been out of school five years and working kind of an easy job?

Take the next statement to heart:

Law school is about four letters - I-R-A-C. Issue, rule, application, and conclusion. You spot the issue, you recite the relevant rule or rules, you apply those rules to the facts, and arrive at your conclusion. Your grades will depend - to the tune of 95% - on your ability to adhere to and succesfully manipulate this formula for your exam answers. So, from day one, do the following: Fuck all the inter-personal bullshit, don't try to score points with the professors or engage in any of the petty, middle school level assholery. Learn the rules, practice applying them to facts, and repeat.

That description makes it sound kind of like Rutgers undergrad - it's a good school with a lousy atmosphere because everyone there wanted to go somewhere better.

Man, if I had a nickle for EVERY time I thought to myself "Assholes. I CHOSE to go to Rutgers. Stop pissing in my coffee"....Those over-entitled jerks didn't realize the huge value or just objective quality that Rutgers offers as a university.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i chose it too, btw

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

add BLAM's advice to mine -- when you learn and practice taking law school exams, apply IRAC. there are definitely books out there (and probably webpages) if you are puzzled about it.

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I have some experience with appellate opinions in my work so I essentially know what you're talking about.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I have some experience with appellate opinions in my work so I essentially know what you're talking about.

This is going to sound SO condescending and shitty, but here goes -

Forget everything about the PRACTICE of law prior to your first year in law school. You can remember and reconnect therewith once you score a great summer associate job. All you need to do is learn the IRAC method, drill it into your brane, and make it so EVERY SINGLE ANSWER YOU GIVE TO ANYTHING is in the form of the IRAC.

I am not kidding.

The actual PRACTICE of law is SO much cooler - you actually get to use some imagination, you get to collaborate with others, you get to learn from others who aren't trying to hide things from you all the time, you get a paycheck instead of an interest-incurring loan check once a semester.

LAW SCHOOL is really about learning 1) the rules and where they come from and 2) how to apply them to facts. There is no magic formula and prior experience, while helpful as a source of perspective on things, won't help you when you get your first multiple hearsay question on your Evidence exam.

They really are two entirely different worlds - and thank god.

The extra years you have will help - you will automatically be more mature, able to separate school and life-otherwise, and will most likely be more adept at relating to the professors and others at the school, which will help.

But it will not help you in exams, and thus will not help you with your grades.

Treat it as a 10 hour a day job for three years, and you'll do well.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

o yeah I know, the only sense in which I meant my experience might help me is that I already know what issue, rule, application and conclusion are and have read a whole bunch of appellate decisions where those concepts are (obviously) used. Like I have a basic idea of how these opinions proceed from I to R to A to C.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Word. Didn't mean to break pedantic on you.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I just got wait-listed at Penn -- does anyone have a good handle on how the wait=listing thing works and whether I can really help my chances by submitting additional materials?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

dunno about law school, but my experience with wait listing involves waiting, sadly. i'm assuming they gave you a date when you will find out again and you basically just have to wait until then, and i guess they judge upon space issues and merit, but i don't they would accept stuff you sent them and/or consider them

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

they said in the e-mail that I could submit additional materials such as updated transcripts/resumes (which doesn't really apply to me) or an additional essay.

They also didn't give me a date >:(

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

then i would probably submit something and hope it worked but you never really know

yikes re: date, that's kind of harsh

i guess that means that they are waiting too see how many people actually enroll? but that wouldn't be fair to the waitlisted people really

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Penn. is fantastic! Good luck with the wait-listing process.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

uhg, my last transcript -finally- processed today--my schools have been waiting for weeks after requesting my report to get it.

I only had the money to apply to 4 schools, so ... I'm not sure what chances I have at this point.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, the processing took weeks for me too.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

hmmm... having been laid off, if I don't get into a shcool this year, what then?

Is 26 too old to start law school?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

fuk no I'll be almost 29

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago) link

You could still probably get another application in to a surefire safety school if you're really worried, work your ass off, and transfer. Do it at CUNY or some other cheap public school if you don't want the financial burden.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway I wouldn't give up on getting in yet. I think I heard from Cardozo like one day after going into deep despair that no one was going to accept me.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Cool. I applied to Cardozo, but my other recommender (who promised to send the thing forever ago), said he'd fax it last week, but has yet to do so. It's like one crazy thing after another.

Are you going to go to Cardozo?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Good chance of it. I'll wait to hear from Fordham at least or maybe see if I get a full ride at any lesser schools.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Goo luck. It'd be awesome to get into Fordham (even if it's the "lesser" school to most of the people who go there); I'd be happy with a Cardozo at this point ... they did give me a fee waiver. I just need that one other recommendation.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

congrats on getting wait-listed @ penn -- hopefully you'll get in (if that's where you really want to go & any of yer other top schools don't let you in).

i also started l-school @ age 29. that age is SO not "too old" (our class valedictorian was a 40-something).

Eisbaer, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Good luck to you both. Just remember that being a lawyer isn't as glamorous as it may appear.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link

don't worry, it doesn't appear even slightly glamorous to me

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, same here. I'm hoping it's a (slightly) more fulfilling trade than permalance writing, especially since the mix of postgrad life + freelance + ultra competitive, anti-creative NYC has made a stable, normal life pretty hard

burt_stanton, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

My point -- obvious as it is -- is that you should go to law school only if you really want to be a lawyer. Too many people go because they don't know what else to do or because others around them are going. And too many of those people end up as competent-to-exceptionally skilled attorneys, but stuck in a long career drift and often terribly unhappy.

I like being an attorney, and I've seen several sides of it, as an associate in a 500-lawyer old-world firm and as a partner in a small firm. But I know many lawyers who aren't happy or just seem lost. And your life, and your happiness, are too valuable to trifle with.

But as I say, I like being a lawyer, and aspects of the job can be very satisfying and creative. So, again, best of luck in law school and beyond.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

And too many of those people end up as competent-to-exceptionally skilled attorneys, but stuck in a long career drift and often terribly unhappy.

I have a bad feeling I'm going to end up in this category, but I think I'd probably wind up like that whatever I do and I don't have any better ideas.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

And of course I am hoping that I turn out to be wrong about that.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Then consider using the degree as a springboard into another career. Some of my law school friends went off to write showtunes. Law degrees help you in lots of fields. Bottom line: Be happy and satisfied. Life's too short.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Is 26 too old to start law school?

no

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

(xpost) Yeah that's actually a strong possibility for me and one of the ideas that first got me to consider law school - I thought I might use it as a springboard into an arts-related career that actually had some legs and wasn't something flimsy like P.R.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh yeah, I got WL at GW (I'm writing them a letter of continued interest), and in at American with scholarship money. Still waiting from Cardozo and Fordham, etc. :S

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

A friend of mine graduated from American magna cum laude, and he thought it was a great law school. Are you going to go to Cardozo or Fordham over American, if you get into either/both of them?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Fordham and GW probably, Cardozo it'd be a split ... my life is in NYC, but American might draw me to DC.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

go to Fordham

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

actually don't go anywhere

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

If I'm lucky enough to get in, definitely. My numbers are like ... 25% there.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

"I really don't want to work straight out of college, but I don't feel like going to grad school for econ either"

This guy was kind of a douche.

felicity, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Have you visited the American law school's "campus"? Dude you might as well go to some school in the suburbs. But there is a v. good butcher next door. And a Crate and Barrel across the street. With a Starbucks. And a Chicken Out. And umm I think you can get there on a bus, but certainly not metro.

quincie, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

actually don't go anywhere

Cynic.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Really, the suburbs? I thought it'd be like ... Washington D.C. I guess I could bring my motorcycle down.

I hear they have a good international law program, if that holds any truth.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

1) I grew up near there. Yeah it's the suburbs compared to NYC but so is the rest of DC. Anyway there's public transportation.

2) The campus shouldn't be that much of a factor anyway. It's not college.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's not like you're going to be sitting out on the quad watching some guy juggling on a unicycle

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

At this point I've got scholarship at Cardozo and Rutgers-Newark, WL at Penn, "on hold" at Fordham, and in at Temple, Rutgers Camden and Brooklyn with no scholarship.

Even if I get into Fordham I'll probably go to Cardozo because of the money, but if I got into Penn I'd gleefully go into massive debt. Cost of living in Philly is a lot lower too so that'd make up some of the difference.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I should have done this! Goddamn, I could have been rich as fuck in half the time it takes to do a PhD. wtf.

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't tell me about loans, either. I know you dicks can pay off 150k in like 5 years.

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, the "rich as fuck" thing is exaggerated.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

rong

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

the NY schools are probably at least marginally better than the DC schools, but go to DC if you want to work there and/or do public international law.

American is in an inner-ring burb, ie the outskirts of DC. yes, you can get downtown, and no you're not gonna be living it up all the time, but it's not the city, even by DC standards.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

if you go to any of the schools listed above and are not one of the top 10 graduating persons than you really won't have a good chance of paying those loans off any time soon

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend got into Fordham off the "waitlist", so goo luck. I submitted my application on 1/11/07 and haven't heard shit from them yet. Same with Cardozo.

Fordham's $$$ is nuts; my friend who goes there is looking forward to 2,000/month in loan paybacks after graduation.

Is American as bad a school as people say? Everyone's always so down on it.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I have law school grad friends who aren't making much better money than I make now. But my job is a dead end and law is at least a career.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

read that wall street journal article from last fall, people

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

hurting on the right track, dan is misinformed :/

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

That Wall Street Journal article was written about some whiny slacker. If I can make it as a writer in NYC, I can probably do OK in other pointless, senselessly-competitive fields.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

if you go to any of the schools listed above and are not one of the top 10 graduating persons than you really won't have a good chance of paying those loans off any time soon

that's not true of Fordham, is it?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Whatever you say Cutty McMoneybags, Esq.

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Just fucking with you, obv., sorry.

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

If I had a PhD subject I really wanted to do and didn't have to pay for it I'd just as soon do that.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you like living on 12k a year until you're like 30 y/n?

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119040786780835602.html

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, we've all read the WSJ article. People dug around and found out it was done by a whiny bitter loser who belongs to this community of other whiny, bitter losers.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I think American is a very good school.

felicity, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

burt stanton, those are some great arguments you got going, can't wait til you get up in front of judge with that sorta malarkey.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Regardless of who wrote that article, it's well known that supply of law school grads is going up way faster than demand for lawyers.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

wow burt you have it all figured out and you haven't even read pennoyer v. neff yet

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

They're amazing arguments, aren't they. No, I have 0 respect for people who go into a brutally competitive field and then get surprised that it has a nasty food chain.

It's even worse with lib. arts Ph.D.s... I withdrew my English Ph.D. applications after realizing that, if my 4.0 Vassar friends were struggling to get into decent schools, that little ole state college me probably wouldn't fare too well.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Lol "malarkey"

shillelagh hugger

felicity, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

ILX lawyer roll call:

me
gabbneb
felicity
Hunt3r
Daniel, Esq?

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't tell me about loans, either. I know you dicks can pay off 150k in like 5 years.

Depends. And I don't mean that as a flip answer, Dan. OTOH, this . . .

if you go to any of the schools listed above and are not one of the top 10 graduating persons than you really won't have a good chance of paying those loans off any time soon

. . . isn't necessarily true, either.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah, I didn't know those others were attorneys! What kind of law do you all practice?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

ACTUALLY -

As a graduate of Catholic University Law, one of the schools in DC that doesn't contain the name George, I can tell you that American (and Catholic, Howard, and Maryland) grads can very easily get good jobs in DC.

And the job market in DC, according to an article in the Post late last year, was very, very good.

Next Point:
Comparing academic graduate programs and professional graduate programs is like apples and oranges, and the money is just one reason.

This is the most important point:

If you want to be an attorney, go to law school. Do well. Meet people. Try to have a part-time job and a summer job, even if you don't get a cherry summer associateship. Accept the fact that, at least for the first few years, you will be living on a budget. Get a job. Start doing good work, and you'll start building a career.

If prestige, or influence, money or power is the driving motivation behind you going to law school, DON'T. Go to business school. Hire youreself out as a third world dictator. Start selling drugs - I hear the Stansfield corners in West Baltimore are WIDE open.

BLAM, Esq.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Law school definitely seems like the wrong path to go if you want to make a ton of money these days; even Big Law people seem disappointed at the measily 160k they make, when kids out of college are plowing through 300k/year in banking, etc.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

As I said upthread, not necessarily.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

To be fair, Burt, if you're talking about first-year salaries, or salaries for young lawyers, I think you're in the ballpark (the N.Y. Big Firm rate was about 150k for first-years a few years ago; I haven't checked on it in some time).

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

BLAM otm. the wsj article isn't just whining, but it is overstated, maybe by a lot.

What kind of law do you all practice?

gabbneb practices Atlantic Waterfowl law, felicity is one of the Top 100 Lawn Sportshound lawyers in America, and cutty specializes in the Law of the Seahorse.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah, I didn't know those others were attorneys! What kind of law do you all practice?

General litigation, mostly small business. Never want to do criminal, although that area of law is fascinating to me.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah, all you niche lawyers.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah, all you rich niche lawyers

Fixed.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i work for NYC

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

A friend of mine from NYU law is about to go work for NYC. He already did summer work for the city.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Sounds like a good job. I worked for a NYC-based firm for a couple of years (in its South Florida office). Good experience. Good lawyers.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

hurting, find out what division and let me know, i'll greet him

cutty, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I'll ask him. good guy.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Fyi if you are admitted in CA you can waive into NY through DC without taking the bar.

felicity, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I do IP LOLaw.

felicity, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I've done some IP litigation, too (tho, admittedly, only a few cases). Esoteric, heady stuff. I liked it.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i wanted to do IP but couldn't break in to that field without a technical degree. the city work is good cause it's 9-5, stress-free, and i definitely do not take my work home with me

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

B.L.A.M., did you just take the CA bar? Maybe I am thinking someone else.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sure a technical degree helps to do IP work, but the IP litigation I've done is all just straightforward -- albeit difficult and nuanced -- litigation. Tho, to be fair, most of my friends who went into IP had engineering backgrounds.

(xp to Cutty)

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 13 March 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes I am a LOLitigator with a bachelor's in studio art.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL @ LOLitigator. I'll have to use that (giving you due credit/royalties).

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 13 March 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

believe me i tried to IP LOLigate

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

1P 3tigation

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

B.L.A.M., did you just take the CA bar? Maybe I am thinking someone else.

I did, I did. Results in a little over two months. I really have no idea what I'll do if I don't pass. I busted my ass for three months, working full time for two of those, and don't feel like I could have done more. Plus, I like my job and would like to get paid at an associate level as opposed to a "law clerk" level. Which sucks.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

My big fear with going to a school like American (or Cardozo, etc.) is ... is it really worth it to take on so much debt? I got no money at AU-WCL, despite my numbers being like ... 90% there, and Fordham'll probably give me the ole WL since I'm 25% there.

So it's like ... 180k of debt for a slight chance of a new career? Or are the naysayers overdoing the doom mongering?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't enjoy paying $1200/month in loans

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link

American is in an inner-ring burb, ie the outskirts of DC. yes, you can get downtown, and no you're not gonna be living it up all the time, but it's not the city, even by DC standards.

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 4:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

No, it's inside city lines, although I guess "outskirts" is probably still accurate

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link

it's like five blocks from the MD/DC line

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

yup. A lot of DC looks like that area though, and even some of the poorer parts just look like poorer versions of it.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, I know it's in the city lines. so is an urban core that it bears no resemblance to. the parts of DC that look like it are also not urban in the NYC sense. there is very little other than residential or institutional use in the 'neighborhood'. my recollection is that if you're not using a bus, it's an awkward hike to the metro.

gabbneb, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought there was a stop on the red line right by AU

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

there's a stop called Tenleytown-AU, but it's not "right by" AU

gabbneb, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess maybe it's not that close to the campus though - I never actually had reason to go to the campus from the metro or vice versa

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

it would be like a fifteen/twenty minute walk to the metro from the AU law library

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

actually I never had any reason to go to the campus period. My middle school was near the tenleytown stop though. My house was near...nothing.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

They say the recession might not end til late 2009 or 2010... holing up in law school might seem like a good idea, but maybe it'll be better just to be a slacker? Law school debt seems like it's ... life crippling, especially if it's not at one of those big time schools.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I read something recently about how the demographic bubble is finally going to subside in college admissions in a few years and schools are going to start getting less competitive again. I guess several more years after that it might start to subside in law school admissions too, and then after that maybe it will start to subside in the profession too. But I'm guessing that'll probably take too long to really have any impact on my career.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

hi, the debt does feel life crippling

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link

you need a life/sanity crippling job to pay off the life crippling debt

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously ... 1200/month dude. My debt right now: 0. If I wanted to live in a $200 shit box in super-chic and hip Berlin for 2 years, I could. Then, get another crappy writing gig. Of course, it won't ever, ever lead to a stable life or any kind-of future, but man. I am interested in doing law, but the money it costs and your career prospects afterwards seem completely disconnected.

I have a lot of family and family friends who are successful lawyers ... state department, Cisco Systems, Big Law, etc. Maybe that would help the job prospect thing.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 13 March 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Hats off to you IP people. After grad school (biomedical) I went to work for the IP department of a big pharma co., thinking "hey I knows science and I likes to read and write hey how 'bout I just be patent lawyer and yeah pharma will pay for me to get J.D. at night yay skippy."

I lasted about two months. If I ever, ever, ever have to look at another patent filing again it will be far too fucking soon. Funny, I thought that being a good scientific writer would help me when it came to preparing patent stuff--could not have been MORE wrong.

quincie, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Also: big pharma IP lawyers as douchebags SHOCKAH

quincie, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Tough call. You can get a good education anywhere. IMO, going to law school solely for the money is a poor risk. I think you should go out of a desire to do something you can only do with a law degree.

There's a great little book by Michael Melcher called The Creative Lawyer about finding satisfaction in the law. Life-changing.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

ILX lawyer roll call:

me
gabbneb
felicity
Hunt3r
Daniel, Esq?

-- cutty, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Also:

Eisbaer
Jenny (who previously posted on this thread as Party Time Country Female)

jaymc, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

thanks.xls

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I <3 jaymc for real.

quincie, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, you do.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/477683955_1d51e07cd3_m.jpg

jaymc, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

you two are so cuet

Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLphones

quincie, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I will definitely check out that book - thanks for the rec.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW how good are the prospects for someone interested in the non-scientific/patent side of IP (copyright-related stuff, etc.)?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

that's what i was interested in. you and everbody else.

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

the IP-only firms want tech degrees so EVERYONE can handle patent work if it comes up, even if you are only aiming to to soft-IP (C and TM)

so your only way in is usually getting a summer associate position at a big law firm because the boutique IP firms usually do not hire graduates.

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

soft-IP (C and TM)

I'm more interested in soft-p and c on the t

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

but yeah, I'm kind of going in prepared to take a second or third choice field.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

the IP-only firms want tech degrees so EVERYONE can handle patent work if it comes up, even if you are only aiming to to soft-IP (C and TM)

You mean on the deal side, right? Or do you mean that on the litigation-side IP firms won't hire you unless you have a technical degree?

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Melcher's blog isn't half bad, either.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sure others can speak better to this, but my understanding is the non-technical IP work at BIglaw firms is relatively limited - you'll find a couple of trademark lawyers here and there, with larger concentrations at a few places, so the jobs aren't going to come to you the way other biglaw positions might. Is it something you think might be interesting, or is it the thing you really want to do?

felicity's post above is OTM.

gabbneb, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a thing that I initially got interested in because of my interest in music and the music industry - probably sim to cutty. But I'm not dead set on it at all.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Dare to dream cutty and Hurting. I don't recommend going to Big LOLaw for music work. I'd learn the business, get any kind of law job for a couple years, then find your spot.

(Mind you, the labels are all going to hell in a handbasket anyway. The survivors will be the lawyers who understand advanced media.)

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

what music industry

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

also what's my dream, i work for NYC, in no way related to IP

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I dunno. What is it?

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

you said dare to dream as if i entertained the idea of working in music law. that was never the case because i was in the music industry as an artist and wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.

if i were to say there is a dream it probably would be employed as a GC for a tech/new media company...

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

the video game industry for instance

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"interactive media"

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Then do it for 20 minutes a day -- as it says in Melcher's book.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

if i were to say there is a dream it probably would be employed as a GC for a tech/new media company...

Now that would a cool legal job. Good work if you can get it.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i havent read the book so maybe im missing something, but doing the work for 20 minutes a day doesn't do anything for my resume really

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the theory is that you supposed to spend the 20 minutes either thinking about what you'd rather be doing or taking steps from A to B.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ah, i get it. i will read the book though, i swear.

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i am also considering sticking with NYC, climbing various ladders and somehow ending up working for bicycle initiatives within the DOT

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Right on. I am so proud of the bike parking in my old nabe, Bedford and N. 7th.

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

GENERAL RESOLVES

No wasting time at Shafters or [a name, indecipherable]

No more smokeing (sic) or chewing

Bath every other day

Read one improving book or magazine per week

Save $5.00 [crossed out] $3.00 per week

Be better to parents

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Bath every other day

Let's not get carried away.

/L.A. dirtbag

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

when i see what paris and london are up to in terms of bicycle initiatives i am truly inspired and hope i can be a part of NYCs bicyclelization one day as an attorney. or i'll just work for the mayor.

cutty, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

My life feels so shallow now. :)

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Cutty might partner well with my law school friend Sean, who I think is similarly-intentioned, tho eclectic in his causes.

I am going to take at least baby steps toward that A to B (or at least A sharp) thing, but I'm along in years to be doing so.

gabbneb, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

B.L.A.M. good luck!

Did you take the test in San Berdoo?

felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

If you're not going to a public law school (and you're not, for instance, married) I would recommend moving home and going to school. You'll save lots of money--and you wouldn't really have a life anyway, in law school. I suppose your home would have to be somewhere with a decent law school, though. Or, if you work in public service, I think the loan can be forgiven after 15 years in public service, by which time there might not be that much of a loan left, or something ridiculous like that.

And Colin Meeder, who left the law to work elsewhere, is an old-school ILX lawyer.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

it's 10 years in public service, and yes, after 10 years there is hardly any federal loan left to pay off. the private loans are the ones that fuck you.

cutty, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ILX lawyer roll call:

cutty
gabbneb
felicity
Hunt3r
Daniel, Esq.
Eisbaer
Jenny (who previously posted on this thread as Party Time Country Female)
B.L.A.M.
Colin Meeder (thanks, I was trying to remember his name)

What has become of Aaron "Ghostly" W?

felicity, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

He is, I believe, clerking for a judge in Brooklyn. So add him to the (growing) list:)

And Mr. Que is a law librarian, so he straddles both the library and law worlds.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

hrugh, it doesn't seem like I'll be getting into any of the schools I wanted to get into; I haven't heard a word from them. Of course, my LSAT was only 164.

Is public interest/government kinda work reasonable and worthwhile considering tuition debt? I'm not really interested at all in big firm, IP, tax law, etc., kinda stuff.

burt_stanton, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

You didn't get rejections yet either so I wouldn't give up. 164 is good enough for most of those schools if you have decent grades. You did apply a bit late, right? At least you might still be in the running.

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

cutty
gabbneb
felicity
Hunt3r
Daniel, Esq.
Eisbaer
Jenny (who previously posted on this thread as Party Time Country Female)
B.L.A.M.
Colin Meeder

Possible firm: Cutty Gabbnebb LLC. Nice ring to it. Snappy.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 March 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Kill that second "b."

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 March 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

(I meant that last "b"; Man, I'm tired).

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 March 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Eisbaer & BLAM, PC

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I sent my stuff to Fordham and Cardozo the second week of January. My GPA is awful, though ... 3.26. I did get WL at George Washington, so maybe all is not lost since all the other schools are lower ranked.

burt_stanton, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I sent almost all my apps in mid-late november.

Hurting 2, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago) link

the ceo of the co i work for is a mergers&aquisitions lawyer. this is pos the worst kind, right? so guys don't be that kind pls
you will prob be able to buy a town tho
well i guess there are prob worse kinds
i very nearly almost went to law school once - i am trying to remember who i was then when i did all that but it is v foggy

rrrobyn, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i went to poland instead

rrrobyn, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I would've sent mine earlier but I took the December LSAT. Law school isn't necessary, I suppose ... American University-WCL seems way too expensive to justify attending (projected debt: $180,000... for a rank 48 school).

burt_stanton, Friday, 14 March 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, rejected from Fordham (but I was waitlisted at schools ranked 10 places higher, so whatever on them). If I do go to law school, I'll probably go to American. :[]

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Hmm. I've thought of law school, because I graduated college with a literature degree, and am bored with life as it currently is. Graduate school? Perhaps. There are lawyers in my family which makes it seem hereditary, but they have morally ambiguous position. My uncle is a copyright lawyer on the side copyright holders, and my grandpa was a labor lawyer on the side of management. Should I become a lawyer to undo these karmic wrongs? Namaste.

freewheel, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link

if nepotism is a choice go for yours

cutty, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the ceo of the co i work for is a mergers&aquisitions lawyer. this is pos the worst kind, right? so guys don't be that kind pls
you will prob be able to buy a town tho
well i guess there are prob worse kinds
i very nearly almost went to law school once - i am trying to remember who i was then when i did all that but it is v foggy

___________________________

i went to poland instead

I read this as pretty good avant-garde poetry. That sounds like sarcasm, I guess, but it isn't.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe OP wasn't such a douche. Much good has come from his thread.

Yeah, what the hell, freewheel go for it.

--A grateful J.Douche.

felicity, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is being a lawyer for copyright holders "morally ambiguous"?

Unless you think the copyrights themselves were morally ambiguous.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

<img src="http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/image_465.gif";>

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/image_465.gif

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL law school is for U :)

See, e.g., http://www.yousuckattheinternet.net/suckblack.png;

. . . [cites needed].

felicity, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

lol. xpost- My cousin said it was morally ambiguous, of his father, my uncle. I guess some of what he does/did was sort of representing big companies against tiny film projects that didn't clear rights. I don't know, copyright is sort of weird area of nebulousness in some ways.

I had an interview once as a law clerk for a firm that represented big business against people with asbestos cases. Unambiguously skeezy. Om.

freewheel, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I too will be a fully fledged lawyer as of 4 August 2008 (my admission date, all things going as planned), having recently joined a litigation boutique after 18 months working as a judge's associate in my local supreme court. Currently wading through the exams associated with my articles of clerkship. Nightmarish but at least there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

gem, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link

wow this thread is a nice little potted history of my time at law school! didn't realise I'd posted to it before

gem, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I had an interview once as a law clerk for a firm that represented big business against people with asbestos cases. Unambiguously skeezy. Om.

-- freewheel, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Well, yeah, probably. Although there are also skeezy plaintiffs' lawyers going around fabricating asbestosis cases to add to their class actions. It's ambiguous all around sometimes.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Eisbar & BLAM, PC

Regardless of who gets the first name, or otherwise proceeds mine in the title, I'm the anchor name on the letterhead.

BLAM!

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 March 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

yo, law school dudes in the know, are the career prospects out of Amurican Univeristy - W*C*L halfway decent? The debt's nuts, but it'd be manageable with a decent paying job and a career that grows with time.

burt_stanton, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Hello dere. My advice is that if you're going to law school, you might as well go full time and devout yourself to it, at least for your first year when the grades are really fucking important (it's lame, but they really are important). Just put it all on student loans and plan to pay them back slowly for the next 30 years. But anyway.... I'm sure that you will find a great job if you go to AU. Just try really hard to get good grades and you will be fine.

Aaron W, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, so my update is.... I'm clerking for a magistrate judge in Brooklyn, still looking for a job for August and finding the job market REALLY tough. Interview last week at an awesome firm, so fingers are crossed. Otherwise, I have a giant pile of rejection letters and not a ton of prospects but I will surely end up somewhere fine. Probably will work for a couple years and then try for another clerkship with a district court judge.

My favorite case is New York State Association for Retarded Children, Inc. v. Carey, which is a 2d Circuit case that says that contemporaneous time records must be kept for attorneys' fees. I think I have cited about a bazillion times and I chuckle ever time. And, this is what has become of my life!

Aaron W, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Which school did you go to - BLS?

burt_stanton, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

k which one of u wants to do my entertainment law midterm for me???
it would be good practice! lol

what kinda law you wanna practice, a?

tehresa, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah went to BLS. I really liked it. But definitely found that at a tier two school that jobs for students lower than top 20% were kind of rough. The thing to keep in mind is that everyone comes to law school smart and capable of getting good grades. It's not like college where you just have to show up. To get the most out of it, you really do have to commit yourself. It's not THAT big a deal though. Just be focused, don't get mired in the pressure, etc. etc.

Hi tehresa. Sure I will help you with your midterm! At the moment I'm just hoping to get my foot in the door at a big litigation firm -- kind of typical corporate stuff. I'm actually hoping I might one day end up as an AUSA. We shall see!!

Aaron W, Monday, 24 March 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I think you will make a great AUSA.

felicity, Monday, 24 March 2008 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

that would be mad exciting!

thanks for the offer, but those pesky ethics, ya know ;-) i am probably 80% finished with it at this point :) :) but who knows if it's any good!?

tehresa, Monday, 24 March 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

aaron, if you have ever entertained the idea of working for NYC, let me know

cutty, Monday, 24 March 2008 11:41 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah, I got into Cardozo today with scholarship. We could be classmates Hurting 8)

burt_stanton, Monday, 24 March 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Congrat Burt! Yeah Cardozo is a great option.

Thank you felicity! How are you doing?

Cutty, I think I emailed you (twice) but in case I screwed it up let me know and I'll try again. Nu-ilx is confusing!

And.... Good luck tehresa. Don't want to run afoul of ethics. I'm sure you did great. My Entertainment Law prof was like 120 years old and always droned on and on about how he worked for CBS in the 1950s. It was awesome.

Aaron W, Monday, 24 March 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

yo, law school dudes in the know, are the career prospects out of Amurican Univeristy - W*C*L halfway decent? The debt's nuts, but it'd be manageable with a decent paying job and a career that grows with time.

The few AmU Law alumni I know are good lawyers and do very well.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 24 March 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

aaron, i know we've met in the past--but i've never received an email from you

you can reach me at m4ttcutt✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

cutty, Monday, 24 March 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm good, Aaron, Esq. I think of you whenever I read one of my Motorbooty magazines.

I really do think you'd make a good AUSA. You have the "look." I will vouch for you in the FBI background check if you need a reference.

felicity, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh and congrats, burt stanton. Cardozo scholarship is a huge coup.

felicity, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link

In "Reasons of the Heart", Edward Dahlberg said, "When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels."

I'd like to add "he commits suicide, travels, or goes to law school."

burt_stanton, Sunday, 30 March 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I love indie dudes as much as anyone but just remember life can look pretty good without a ton of debt, too.

People who go to law school only because they think their lives are worthless turn into miserable, bitter, alcholic, Patrick, Batemans. Defer if you feel that way about it.

I still think American is a very good school and it travels well. Cardozo if great in NYC.

felicity, Sunday, 30 March 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Are they that good? I hear horror stories about them... impossible to find work, really low starting salaries, people crippled under piles of debt they can't pay off. I got some Public Service Scholar title from Cardozo, whatever that means.

Law school feels like my last shot at a decent career, and I've always been interested in law crap. I'm a writer by trade, but nobody cares about words anymore, and it's an unstable career prone to exploitation by employers, especially if you went to a Tier 4 UG like I did.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 30 March 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes they are that good.

Nobody cares where you went to UG. All they care about are grades and/or whether you follow directions.

felicity, Monday, 31 March 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

All they care about are grades and/or whether you follow directions

And this is the case once you get OUT of law school...in some cases, forever (big firms tend to STAY snobbish) or after 5 - 7 years of practice, you can usually land better jobs.

B.L.A.M., Monday, 31 March 2008 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i feel like a rotting husk of a former man. will law school give me back my humanity?

burt_stanton, Monday, 31 March 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

If by "humanity," you mean "overblown sense of righteousness, inability to avoid an argument, and soul-crushing amounts of debt," then yes, you will achieve at least some measure of your humanity in law school

B.L.A.M., Monday, 31 March 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Burt, putting aside your crushing self-pity for a moment (which I don't mean to be overly condescending about since I tend toward it sometimes myself), why do you actually want to go to law school? Do you have any interest in the law? Have you spent time visiting classes, talking to law students and lawyers, doing research on what law school and lawyering are like?

Hurting 2, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm being a little tongue in cheek. I've always been interested in law, but the debt vs. job prospects seems horrible. From the impression you get, 98% of new lawyers are either unemployed or document reviewers.

burt_stanton, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

The job prospects vs. debt from college kind of suck too.

Hurting 2, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Well I mean, average undergrad debt is 18k, which is like, 120/month in payments. ... average law school debt is closer to the 6 figures, and is more like 1,200/month.

burt_stanton, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I got some Public Service Scholar title from Cardozo, whatever that means.

What does it mean. It sounds interesting.

felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link

The letter said only 20 people per class receive it, and it's some thing you graduate with if you keep up with the program. I'm just worried about law school in general now; there are so many horror stories you read online.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Sounds pretty exclusive. What are the criteria?

felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not sure. It says it was based on my past experience in public interest; I wrote some essay on it, but I can't imagine a ton of people apply to Cardozo for that field.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

burt if you really want to see some disillusionment with law school just take a look at http://www.jdunderground.com

cutty, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

uhrrrrr. I think I might delay law school a year; work or bum around, retake the LSATs, and hope for some sweet sweet T20.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

sounds like a fun year

cutty, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, I might go to Cardozo ... they offered me some nice cash, and a spiffy Scholar title. Hurting and I will be BFFs. 8)

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

(8

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

oh indeed

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

8)

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I told Cardozo yes today. See you in the Fall, Stanton.

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Congrats!

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link

WOOT!

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link

you two will be able to live-blog together here

cutty, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

also please do not hesistate to let us know when the other of you two has been socratic method-ized and unable to answer your professor's query

cutty, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Back row bingo anyone?

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

that sounds dirty

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

also if one of you makes law review and the other doesn't, well there will be razzing

cutty, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

You keep track of who gets cold called by seating chart and -- in some variants -- who is absent, says something wrong, funny, or "very much in character." Supposedly people get so caught up in it they actually say "bingo" out loud but that may be legend.

Oh the fun you'll have.

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't stop reading those law school horror story websites like "jdunderground" and "temp attorney hell". It makes me question this whole law school thing, not that writing/editing is that stable of a career.

burt_stanton, Friday, 4 April 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

perhaps the population of those sites is self-selected and therefore unrepresentative

gabbneb, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Stanton, I get into those same ruts sometimes, but my advice is to stop reading those sites. In every profession you're going to find people advising you against, telling you won't make enough money, the work sucks, the field is shrinking, it's not stable, blah blah. Nothing is completely safe, and there's no way to guarantee a good income for the rest of your life. If you want a career that's more of a sure bet right now, become a nurse.

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry for showing you that site. no really i'm not.

cutty, Friday, 4 April 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

burt would be so lucky to have a friend like Hurting in law school.

My torts prof said, "Never trust your friends. They'll stab you in the back."

:D

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

How do you know I wouldn't stab him in the back?

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

because then they'll talk about you in torts

Mr. Que, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

You mean because I didn't try to discourage him from going in order to increase my chances of getting a job by .00000000000001% like most law students do?

Hurting 2, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Pretty much.

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Extra Credit: being friends with "Hurting 2" constitutes assumption of the risk - Y/N/M?

gabbneb, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Not an unreasonable one given the standards of the industry.

felicity, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i can see burt in one of these

gabbneb, Friday, 4 April 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Why being a law clerk can be exciting.

I clerked for a year in that court.

felicity, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Female Court Security Officer: 10-4 control, we need an ambulance. 10-4. In 10-C we need an ambulance to be called, please.
Control: 10-4.
Court Reporter: Is she all right, Carolyn?
Female Court Security Officer: She wants an ambulance.
Court Reporter: Good. All right. You will have to put this over.
Courtroom Deputy Clerk: No shit, Sherlock.

felicity, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

You will have to put this over

what does this mean

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

They need to continue it to another day.

felicity, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://idlewords.com/2008/04/seeking_bedbug_legal_aid.htm

Friend of a friend looking for a lawyer for their anti-bedbug website.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link

This list looked like *fun* so I ordered a few of the books. Just started Discipline and Punish, which I've always wanted to read anyway.

http://www.amazon.com/Favorite-Pre-Law-School-Recommendations-Amazon/lm/3GJSC216GWISB

Hurting 2, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

read One L

gabbneb, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

already read it

Hurting 2, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm also poking around in Law School Confidential, which honestly seems like a lot of filler : a little useful information. "Make sure you have housing arranged before law school. You want to find somewhere quiet. Get a big desk." GEE THANKS

Hurting 2, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess I'm forgetting that a lot of entering OneLs have never lived anywhere outside their parents' home and a dorm room.

Hurting 2, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

hi dere

Hurting 2, Monday, 12 May 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Aaron did you get my e-mail? I couldn't tell if the webmail thing worked

Hurting 2, Monday, 12 May 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Re: job market for Brooklyn Law School grads. Not too great at the moment, but Hurting and Burt will be in better shape in 3 years when the economy isn't in the shitter.

Looking back at Law School Confidential, 90% of his advice was wrong -- although I did the color-coded briefing through all of law school and that was actually kind of helpful.

Didn't get your email Hurting... Try this one: w@rsh@w.@@ron at g✧@i✧.c✧✧ -- @ = a

Aaron W, Monday, 12 May 2008 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link

lolol

elan, Monday, 12 May 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I accepted at BLS today.

Hurting 2, Monday, 12 May 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't re-e-mail you yet Aaron. Will do so soon.

Hurting 2, Monday, 12 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

You chose BLS over Cardozo and/or American, is that right, Hurting? What prompted your decision? (if I may ask; feel free to tell me to f--k off)

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

My worry with Card0zo is the whole job thing ... I only got 20k/year. I'd like to do something in the government (family's in Big Law and it truly sounds like my idea of hell).

burt_stanton, Monday, 12 May 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I chose BLS because they gave me a full ride and Cardozo couldn't match it.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Stanton, try to talk them into upping your offer next year if you do well.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Brooklyn gave you a free ride after you accepted at Cardoza? Da-yum.

felicity, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i no rite

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I get it though -- they must set aside some scholarship money and deliberately wait until their rival schools (Cardozo being the most obvious one) have likely doled out their financial aid. They probably knew that a student like me was either looking at Fordham with no money (actually I was waitlisted) or a Cardozo-level school with money

They made me a can't-refuse offer at a time when Cardozo couldn't match.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Fordham's getting ridiculous with their standards lately. Everyone I talked to who applied was either rejected outright or waitlisted. Might as well just aim for Columbia or something.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I sent you a g-mail, aaron, did you get it?

Hurting 2, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

The single worst time of a law student's life is waiting for the bar exam results. I have 5.5 hours more to wait.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 May 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Jeez, waiting for your test results is even stressing ME out. I remember that special flavor of torture very well.

I really hope you pass, for both our sakes.

felicity, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

You ain't kidding, girl.

This shit is not joke. I mean, I'm already resolved to take the thing again in July if don't pass - I really like what I do, and I think I could be pretty to very good at it some day.

But I gots to be licensed.

5.33 hours remain...

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 May 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Is it normal to feel like you may be making a terrible terrible mistake, say, every other day as you approach OneL?

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes. I mean, what you're feeling is within a range of normal reactions. It could be fear of the unknown, knee-jerk buyer's remorse, or a real fear that you'll have to confront. You won't be able to tell until you actually go through a semester or two (I'd say two) and perhaps a summer internship. If, at that point, you feel the same way, maybe you should reconsider your career choice.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

So I've quit porn . . . .

-- Hurting 2

Or maybe your just reacting to this.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

man, I knew that post was going to haunt me

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe now I can realize my dream and be a "Dude Who Is A Bit Zingy But Never Get Credit For Being So."

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes Hurting 2, I am currently very nervous out about this decision. I'm having trouble sleeping. I haven't filled out my loan forms yet.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Of course the whole, "you'll never find a job as a lawyer! you'll be a temp slave for life! ahahah!" thing hasn't helped.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, well you I'm not surprised. No offense. I just mean that you're kind of doing this ultimately for the same slightly murky reasons I'm doing it, so not surprised you feel the same doubts. I only just did my FAFSA yesterday (btw it only takes like 20 minutes so just get it over with).

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

You've been reading JDUnderground too, haven't you.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Where are you getting this? Is the economy for first-year attorneys that bad?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I've always thought about becoming a lawyer, but what still floats around in my brain is, "yo dude, what about that screenplay maaaan? move to LA and make movies!" and I'm like "brain, I haven't had a good idea in years" and then my brain's like "you're just being lazy" and I'm like, "dude, brain, relax"

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, mine is "I really should have gone and gotten that composition degree. I could go to a commercial program and do jingles and soundtrack music for bread"

or

"I really should have just dropped out of bourgeois lifestyle and moved into a warehouse in Philadelphia like my friends did and made experimental noise all day"

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

A friend graduating a top 10 school has been telling me some scare stories, but he's always been a pretty negative guy without much of a long view on anything. I think he's also just freaking out for personal life reasons.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

(about the job market I mean)

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I suppose it's all regional. In Miami, I've seen cutbacks recently that shocked me (e.g., Holland & Knight laying off administrative staff; Becker & Poliakoff attorneys taking a supposedly temporary 12% pay cut to compensate for poor firm collections). But for all that, my impression is still that the first year job market isn't that bad.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

My relative who's a partner for one of those humungo firms in Miami said a lot of the people at his firm had been laid off, and as a partner he had his $$$ cut, etc. etc.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't heard about massive cutbacks, but obv., the bad economy is having an impact on firms, especially in places like Miami, where the real estate meltdown is at its worst. Still, you won't graduate for another three years, which is a lifetime in terms of the economic cycle.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Im' going to "bite the bullet" and put down my second seat deposit. My life is currently a bleak, empty void of a blank slate, so why the hell not.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 29 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hey Hurting 2, still bugging out about the law school thing?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

On and off. I just read two cases for the mock class I'm going to on Thursday and they were fun trademark stuff, which got me sort of excited again.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

My wife is trying to make me swear off jdunderground.com but it's hard to resist

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"BLS IS A PISS SOAKED TTT QUADRUPLE TIER TOILET AND THEIR DEGREES ARE TOILET PAPER AND YOULL ONLY USE YOUR DEGREE WHEN YOURE ON THE TOILET". Cardozo doesn't get much better press.

I'm hoping jdunderground is an unrepresentative minority; I've brought up popular concerns on that forum with family and friends in law (representing schools from Rutgers-Newark all the way to U Penn) and they had absolutely no idea what I was talking about.

Sitting in on classes, law is really interesting. It's like learning the programming that runs our civil society. My issue is: 1) do I still want to do the poor writer trying to his thang that has been unsuccessful so far and 2) the debt man, I'm going to near 6 figures of debt thanks to COL.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

From what I've heard about doc review, it's not much worse than my job now, so if that's the worst case scenario I'm no worse off than I am now except three years older. I even have a friend who likes his low-level insurance law job.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not sure what people expect out of the world. It seems like 90% of work out there sucks; as a writer for M4TSUSHIBA ELECTRIC INDUSTRIAL CONCERN a subsidiary of M4TSUSHIBA ENERGY CORPORATION CONCERN I basically just regurgitated orders from Haruki-san and took shit from Bill in telecom. The pay sucked, it was dead end, etc. My co-worker was through the ringer in the editorial world in NYC ... an editorial assistant for most of the big Manhattan publishers. The job we shared she considered a gift from god after that experience.

So uhhh... yeah. If you do the same shit for 4x more money, whatever. Dreams are stupid, too, if you have to move back to your parents if you get laid off.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

As in, I'm on the verge of hanging myself living at home with my parents. All it took was getting laid off in a shitty job market, and wallah, I'm 8 years old again. So if law school helps me never, ever to come back here ever again, good.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

In every law school preview/admitted student day ever:

-Career services people making it sound like they will find you a job

-virtually meaningless list of sexy-sounding places where graduates work in some capacity or other

-"We have lots of different organizations!"

-"We have lots of different kinds of classes!"

-"One time, a 1L student did this really wacky thing in a class!" (uproarious laughter)

Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, "the students here are all so nice to each other; they help each other out unlike [higher ranked or rival school] where they break laptops and steal library books".

At least at the American University students day the 3Ls were like, "guys, we're not going to kid you, a lot of you are going to start out making $40,000/year."

burt_stanton, Friday, 20 June 2008 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel bad cause i think i introduced you guys to jdunderground haaaaaa

cutty, Friday, 20 June 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

nah, actually I'm kind of glad I read it. I'm using it to manage my expectations but not taking it too seriously.

Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I had no idea about any of that in regards to law school. I thought you'd graduate and be all like $_$

burt_stanton, Friday, 20 June 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

A little over two weeks before I start.

What ever happened to BLAM and his Fantastic Bar Exam?

Hurting 2, Sunday, 3 August 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i have 1 more year left. i'm going to get a government job lol! i am excited about lawyering sometimes.

harbl, Sunday, 3 August 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm a little excited for school to start; I've been sitting on my ass like a bum for the past few months and going crazy with boredom. I'm also starting to see into the horrifying darkness of my soul, so a distraction would be nice.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, I already have homework. Goodbye, unemployed wasting time on internets.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 14 August 2008 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i had homework the day BEFORE school started :-/

gbx, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

:-/ Apparently my final exams are in October! Uhhh, is that typical for law school?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Nevermind, read that wrong. I've just failed out of law school.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I've already done 120 pages of reading, 40 pages of which were cases that I briefed. And that's just assignments for ORIENTATION.

Move tomorrow, start classes the 18th. FUUUUUUCK

Hurting 2, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, I just got my assignments a few hours ago. I'll probably start nerding it up tomorrow myself.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i suddenly regret not doing work tonight

gbx, Thursday, 14 August 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

just to round this thread off, seeing as it bore witness to my exam stresses and whatnot. i am now a lawyer! yay

gem, Thursday, 14 August 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Just had my orientation. Law school seems like it might be fun; I mean, the work is already piling up, but the other students are cool and the members of the opposite sex are very friendly. I suppose people buy into the stereotype of meeting their spouse at law school or something... looked like people were already pairing off.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Congratulations, Gem. Good luck, Burt and Hurting. I liked law school a lot, but it isn't an experience I'd want to go through again (by contrast, if I could, I'd happily go back to school to get a master's degree in another discipline).

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 21 August 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty alright with it so far. I know the work hasn't really piled up yet, but right now compared to the working world it feels like a vacation.

I like reading cases - it's kind of like being an English major again except there's a point to it.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Plus I just really like the area of the school. Living and studying somewhere pleasant makes a huge difference.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

y'all are so naive. kudos, though. be strong.

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty otm. "i like reading cases"! lolling @ u

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

eh, I know it sounds naive. I'm aware of the more cynical views but sometimes you just have to become cynical for yourself, over time.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

um

some legal jobs (eu&competition; environment) involve reading hella lots of cases so lolling @ u

cozwn, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sure we can all relate to hurting's enthusiasm in some way. i just want to protect him.

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link

getting slammed over here :-/

gbx, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

do the work. there's no easy way out of the first year.

the most learning you will have to do is HOW to take these tests--there is a very specific art to the law school exam and to some it doesn't become apparent right away.

it's always best to find a professor's old exam's, and what they consider an A+ paper to be. study that shit.

then you must combine that actual aubstantive law that you have learned, with the analytical process of examining a hypo/fact-pattern, and writing a cohesive essay.

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

law school sounds like the opposite of (the first two years of) med school.

we don't get to do any kind of analysis, per se, for a long while

gbx, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

law school is all analytical, with no actual practical instruction on how to be a lawyer. you'll graduate with no knowledge on how to do anything law related, EXCEPT of course, reading a case and underlining things.

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

mostly otm, but clinical work, trial practice, negotiation, etc. help.

i like lawyering a lot more than law school. cutty's exam advice otm.

gabbneb, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

there is a very specific art to (taking) the law school exam and to some it doesn't become apparent right away.

Very true. Knowing law school test-taking skills is a must.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah ok i sorry for lolling @ u. i remember way back when. sometimes i do like cases but not in the oh isn't this so fun kind of way.

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i do examples and explanations questions and that has worked well for exams but some professors emphasize totally different things so they aren't always useful

i love trial practice

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

another thing i loved: 1st year civil procedure

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

w-w-w-what?

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

civ pro was like the oasis in the desert of common law study

gabbneb, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

also best case names ever

gabbneb, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

re: professors emphasizing totally different things--

many professors pride themselves on making insane hypotheticals and fact-patterns, so the trick is finding every single nook and cranny they have introduced as opposed to rote memorization of the law. it obviously varies from professor to professor.

the bar exam is another story, where it is all rote memorization of law. let's discuss that in three years.

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I am almost a lawyer guys (4 more days)

cozwn, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

All the comments made are all OTM. Get previous exams, do them ALL.

Then make up your own with other classmates, and trade them with each other. The more fact patterns you look at, the better chance you will have of doing well.

Also, don't get caught up in stupid section bullshit. Be friendly to EVERYONE, and just kick ass on the tests. They really are the only things that matter.

I can say that I graduated with a pretty positive rep among my classmates, a very good one among my professors, but only a middle-of-the-road GPA. I know for a fact that I am 10x happier with my job than those in the top 15% of my class - I keep in touch with several of them regularly.

One foot in front of the others, pre-counsellors. It sure as shit ain't brain surgery.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

how many feet do you have?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

For some obnoxious reason they have classes on top of 7 hours of orientation BS this week, classes that require briefs tomorrow. Already puts me in a bad mood... either have classes and no orientation or orientation and no classes.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

when you say "require briefs" you mean they are requiring you to brief cases and hand them in? ha

cutty, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes, and classes haven't even officially started yet. My Elements professor: official turd.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

My legal writing class doesn't even require its first 'unofficial' brief until the end of next week. I basically skipped the second half of orientation today to do this dude's homework.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

At some point along the way - hopefully, sooner than later - you will realize WHY they make you jump through all of the hoops. There simply is no substitute for doing each and every task you have to do in law school.

The important things to include in a case brief are the following:

Court
Disposition at lower levels - trial and any lower appellate courts
Parties' names
Key Issues, disposition of each and rationale for each disposition

Cases are the lifeblood of first year - your textbooks are made up of them, your classes are spent arguing and discussing them, and your exams are spent making or discounting arguments from cases you've covered.

Keep reading the cases until you understand them. Rest assured that if you got into a law school that ANYONE has heard of - and I seem to remember all 1Ls here did - you are smart enough to understand this stuff. Really. Take that as an absolute, gravity/death/taxes surety.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

By the way - a promise to act as a surety for someone is one of the contracts that must be in writing in order to be enforceable. Good ol' Statute of Frauds.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

also realize that after 2-3 weeks you will likely never brief anything ever again unless you really like it for some reason. because it's kind of dumb. i always just highlight things and repeat points in the margin w/ pen. OR, if the book is printed on the right kind of paper use pencil to do that and then when you go through the case in class write anything else important in pen so you can find it when you outline. so my book is a mess, but my hw is manageable!

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, you actually have to turn in briefs at Cardozo??? Man am I glad I went to BLS.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Although I briefed all the cases for orientation and then the prof didn't even ask us to state facts of most of them let alone answer questions.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i would totally hate that too because it's like, i'm here to be a grownup. don't collect my homework.

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

We got a big lecture on (the pitfalls of) laptop usage today from an otherwise good but relatively old prof. It was pretty irritating, and his reasons were total bs. I actually listen BETTER when I type notes instead of write, because I type faster than I scribble and thus waste less time. What's more, I then have nice, legible, easy to re-organize notes. Fuck off (otherwise smart) old dude.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Carbozo is trying to go all hardass like Fordham; Fordham used to be a pretty dingy local NYC school even just 2 decades ago. They adopted the harshest grading curve of any school outside North Korea, and now they're like, top 25. So I can't imagine this place is going to get any easier.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

FWIW, my process developed into the following, increasingly succesful order of actions:

1) Read cases
2) Make SHORT - like 5 line - notes for class discussions
3) Include notes from class next to/ interspersed with your notes.
4) Keep organized by date/chapter
5) Repeat for next topic/subject area

At first gloss, that's really it. Especially with Contracts and to some extent Torts, you really want to see the ENTIRE body of law all at once, and then again all at once, and this is what outlining is for.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

And another word on outlining...

NEVER

EVER

EVER

Expect to do as well with pre-made/borrowed outlines as you would with formulating your own.

I cannot stress this enough. Law school, as stated above, is all about learing the academic level of legal analysis. Outlining is creating a map for your brain to use when doing these analyses. Therefore, would you know the mapped terrain better if you made the map yourself, or just bought one?

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks for the advice. This brief's gotta be done by tomorrow.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

it's ok to peruse the internets in class when you get bored

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

My first day of class I didn't quite understand. Everything the professor talked about was the shit I made notes of when I did the 100 pages of reading. I stared at the wall for about 2 hours.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Just wait.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

just wait . . . until you get to business associations

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

because it is boring and stupid! i got an A though *puffs chest*

harbl, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Business Associations was alternatively called "Agency, and All Her Bastard Offspring" by my classmates and I.

I, too, got an A. While reading ILX, no doubt.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

burt it sounds like youre just too smart for law school!

deeznuts, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, is there any point in joining the ABA "Student Division" right now? And is there any other careerist shit I ought to be working on yet other than just doing well in law school?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 August 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

no. and no.

cutty, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Right: No and no. Focus on law school. If you have time left over, enjoy your life. It will help you in school.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 August 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously correct. Focus on getting the best grades you can right now. First year is all about the numbers.

All the legal fraternities and ABA-related stuff are nice and all, but you're paying a lot of money to get a job, and the most direct route is scoring well during your first year. The other stuff can wait until second semester second year and third year.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 22 August 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Be lucky you're married, dude; I was just asked out by two girls today! :{ Both in my section and legal writing section, so I'm not sure I really want to go there. This is definitely the time to focus on work.

Oh yeah, and if you still read this ilx0r felicity, you were dead right.

burt_stanton, Friday, 22 August 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

oh that is so unlucky

???

harbl, Friday, 22 August 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

subtle stanton

Hurting 2, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Totally a judgment call, dude. If the girl seems cool, and you're cool, and the occasionaly hook-up wouldn't cause unnecessary intra-section tension, it could be a good thing come exam time.

But, if it will add stress or awkwardness to the already too-crazy life you're embarking on, or you think it might at all, don't do it.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 22 August 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

It appears to me that the only way to actually learn any of this law material is to spend hours and hours of your own free time doing work that is not required by class. I just spent 2 hours outlining the litigation process so I could understand what the hell is going on in Elements of Law.

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

There is no such thing as work "required by class"

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, you know, the stuff on the syllabus.

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

So far the hardest seeming thing about law school for me is that pretty much everyone I've talked to sounds like they're smart, generally get the material and work very hard. I'd like to think I'm smart too, and I've been working hard too, but the fact is that we're graded on a curve and I'm not sure if i have anything that gives me an edge over most of them. OTOH there are a fair number of dumbfounded-looking mouth-breathers and people who make totally off-mark comments in every class.

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Yesssssss, that makes me so scared. It seems like there are a bunch of people who have these amazing answers in class, and I'm like "what the hell are you talking about? I'm scccrewwwed!" Hence working extra hours tonight.

Also going back to school after being out for years has been a real transition. I'm going to live, eat, and breathe this law stuff from now on..

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just looking through Glannon for stuff for my Civ. Pro class but it wasn't that helpful. I was having some trouble on the finer points of subject matter jurisdiction as taken from the constitution and various cases but Glannon really only seemed to outline the basics, which I more or less get.

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't started classes yet (we had two early Elements classes last week), so Civ Pro, torts, etc. are a MySteRy to me. I just want to make sure those damned braniacs don't kick my ass to down to median.

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

-to

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

So far the hardest seeming thing about law school for me is that pretty much everyone I've talked to sounds like they're smart, generally get the material and work very hard. I'd like to think I'm smart too, and I've been working hard too, but the fact is that we're graded on a curve and I'm not sure if i have anything that gives me an edge over most of them

Mostly true. Don't worry about it. Focusing on what others know -- or seem to know -- will cleave up your confidence. Just study the subject matter and how to take the all-important end-of-semester exam.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes, the end of semester exam ... how soon should you start studying for it?

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm guessing the details of the litigation process will come to you over time as you read cases and examples. I happened to pick up a lot of it from my job and it will probably become more second nature to you as you get to see it in action.

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I'd study just the materials as they're presented for the moment. I guess I started looking over everything about mid-semester, building momentum into our "dead week," where there were no classes and the students prepared for the final exams.

But it isn't too early to start analyzing the way the professors test their students. Many professors have old tests available. They will give you valuable insight into what the teacher is probing, and what issues are important to him or her.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

(To be fair, from time-to-time throughout the semester, I did go back in my study aids (e.g., Gilberts) and casually review earlier materials, just to see how they all related to each other).

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, two more things. First, be wary of study groups. Some are helpful, supportive environments. Others are incubators for paranoid, depression, mistrust and angst. Worse still, some people are in study groups less to review and master the material and more to scare others in the group, or prove that they're smarter or more knowledgeable than others in the group.

Second, don't worry about who sounds smartest in class. Some of the people at the top of my graduating class almost never spoke in class, or sounded nervous or hesitant or unsteady when they did speak. And some of the most articulate and confident speakers in the class were mediocre students. You never know, so it's unhelpful to worry about it.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

So would you say it's more important to find the most decent and nurturing people rather than necessarily the smartest to study with?

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'd say so. In fact, I think some of the highest ranking members of my graduating class didn't participate in study groups, at all.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I stopped participating in study groups during my first year. I kept studying with friends, informally and infrequently, during my second and third years, but even those experiences didn't seem very useful, in retrospect.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I got together to study with someone today and it just ended up being 3 hours of flirting and talking about the differences between the West Coast and East Coast. I think taking time to be social is probably more useful than actually studying anything.

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i like daniel, esq.'s advice for study strategies

reading these recent posts makes me so glad i'm finished law school! good luck you guys, it's going to be hard work. There are some fun bits and lots of really fascinating bits but oh my goodness it was hard.

BUT being a lawyer is great!

gem, Monday, 25 August 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Seeing how smart and hard working everyone at school is, it makes me regret this decision a little. "Making top 15%" seemed a little easier on paper.

burt_stanton, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link

all you can do is be your best and try and enjoy what you're doing, and don't take too much notice of what everyone else is up to. i wasn't one of the people piping up in class with lots of words of wisdom mind you, but that's the way i approached it (also the approach i try to take to the rest of the stuff in life) and almost by default i got awesome marks and thusly an awesome job.

gem, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I hated speaking in class, BTW/FWIW, despite being on my HS and college debate teams.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 August 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate it too because i fear people are thinking what i think: "why doesn't this asshole shut his/her mouth?" it makes me very nervous and i can never say what i mean. the worst was i took "gender and the law" as a fluff course last year and it was so catty and obnoxious most of the time that i never wanted to say anything despite, i think, knowing what i was talking about.

also i never study with other people. first year they harp on study groups too much and make you feel like you absolutely must have one or you're doing it wrong. i really prefer to work things out on my own, and that has worked fine.

harbl, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yep i was often reluctant to speak up in class too. but a lot of my lecturers were fond of putting people on the spot, so i always did all of my reading before class and was prepared to answer those sorts of questions. i used to try and make myself answer one question each class too, which gave me more confidence in my conclusions than i would have had otherwise. also it helps you to get to know the lecturers, which i found to be a great help in the long run too.

gem, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i found my study group to be indispensable. we'd actually figure a lot of shit out by screaming at each other for hours. it was a very abusive environment, but it worked! we all made law review. we were handsome, too.

cutty, Monday, 25 August 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

If it has not become apparent from all of these posts, the name of the game in law school is exam time. Everything you do should be focused on exam time. Even now.

Which means - read everything so that you think you understand it. I found Gilbert's/Glannons/Examples and Explanations to be helpful as checks for understanding.

Keep organized and up-to-date. DO NOT FALL BEHIND.

Don't take it any more seriously than you feel it necessary in order to meet the first two. More often than not, the stress in law school comes from not understanding what the point of it all is. The point is to (a) kick ass on exams and (b) get a job with those kick ass scores. It will frequently take you a few times to get something - and that's the way it is supposed to be.

For what its worth, plese feel free to fire off questions of any type to me via this forum. I know I was very thankful for the guiding light of some already graduated persons my first year.

I used study groups for some classes, but not for a lot - maybe one every other semester. The model described by cutty is probably the best: everyone does the reading on everything, and shows up, ready to argue. The splitting of duties model will end up biting you in the ass in the end - you are the only one who gets to take the exams.

B.L.A.M., Monday, 25 August 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ughhhh. I'm on top of all my work and readings and basically understand everything, but the class thing messes me up. I mean, I understand everything the professor talks about, but then when he asks questions, and classmates answer with these crazy wackadoo things and the professor's like, "right, exactly!" I'm like, "I have no idea what the hell is going on??!"

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean it's like, where the hell are these people coming up with these things? Am I doing something wrong? Am I not making the right connections?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Remember: Some people who sound good in class will be mediocre students; some people who never speak or sound awkward in class will be top-notch students. Don't worry about who sounds good in class. It's all the exam.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you start regular classes yet Stanton? One thing I've noticed so far -- when the prof asks a general, political sciencey question about the general role of the courts, checks and balances, democracy, etc. lots of people think they have smart things to say. Once you get into an actual case, most people shut the fuck up.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

My first class was today. Nobody ever asks questions regarding the solid material in the case ... it's always these associative things, and that confuses the hell out of me. Everything the professor says I totally get, and our briefs basically match up (he'll tell us his as guidance), but some of these students who go off on class make me never want to speak.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Today in civ pro the professor mentioned an example case from the text about enforcement of child support -- the point of the example had to do with standing to sue and redressability, not child support, but of course the next four people to talk all gave opinions on how to enforce child support payment that actually had nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I think since some professors include class participation as part of their grade, students will just say whatever the hell they can. Do you have the class Elements of Law? I'm having trouble understanding what the point of that class is. Everything we're covering in that we're concentrating on in every other class.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

No, we just have Civ Pro, Torts, Crim and Legal Writing. There is a lot of material that gets covered in more than one class in the beginning, but mostly just stuff about the court system, binding vs. persuasive authority, etc. -- obviously once we get past that there won't be much overlap.

At least one of my professors has said she will consider "quality, not quantity" in participation.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I think since some professors include class participation as part of their grade

I always thought this was nonsense when Professors said class participation influenced grades.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

We've got Elements (for the first half, with exam, and Contracts the second half), Civ Pro, Torts, and Legal Writing. I've done Civ Pro work already and that stuff makes sense... Elements of Law, no idea what the hell that class is about.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I always thought this was nonsense when Professors said class participation influenced grades.

I had one prof say it was something like 10%, and another claimed he uses it to bump you up as much as half a grade if he thinks your participation was strong.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, don't go by me. I had no inside information, and it's been years since I've been in law school. I'm just saying it always seemed to me to be about the final exam, and little else.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm tutoring in evidence at my old law school this semester, and i have to assign 10% of my students' marks to tutorial attendance and participation

gem, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Law sounds so much harder in the US than here in Australia. I really didn't do much outside of attend class and cram in the last few weeks before exams.

Tim F, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i am amused by burt's anxiety in classes.

cutty, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

That makes it sound like you're in class with him.

Tim F, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"i hate it too because i fear people are thinking what i think: "why doesn't this asshole shut his/her mouth?" it makes me very nervous and i can never say what i mean. the worst was i took "gender and the law" as a fluff course last year and it was so catty and obnoxious most of the time that i never wanted to say anything despite, i think, knowing what i was talking about."

Ha ha I won the law prize for 'Law, Gender & Feminism'. My proudest moment (and my only prize obv).

Tim F, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

they give out prizes now?

cutty, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, what tim f said applies to law school in scotland too

US law school sounds a bit hard and daunting

cozwn, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link

It really seems like a properly full time thing. I did law split with arts (you can do law at an undergraduate i.e. sort of college equivalent level here) and had on average about 12 hours a week of contact hours. I did paid work between 15 and 25 hours a week for my entire degree. From the sounds of it that wouldn't really be possible at the US law schools...?

How's work going for you cozen?

Tim F, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm almost qualified (3 days to go). I've disliked it for the most part but then I don't think it was ever for me.

However, it is good for choice quotes, especially from bosses. My boss just told a client that "Nigeria is a lawless country" (!!).

cozwn, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Any other plans?

I wish my work was good for choice quotes.

Tim F, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I have plans but I'm being guarded and sheepish about them for the most part, because I don't want to jinx them.

In the short term, I'm off on holiday round Scotland on my bike. In the mid-to-long term I have something promising lined up but am just waiting on a solid job offer.

cozwn, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

but some of these students who go off on class make me never want to speak

If this is your first, gut-level instinct with regard to class participation, I would follow it. I tended to be one of the folks who spoke in class pretty regularly, but always tended to talk about the topic at hand - I've always been a person who learned best by asking questions. None of my classmates minded me (or so I was told), however, because I was asking questions about the material, as opposed to just talking to hear myself talk. There were others in my section, however, that had earned everyone's animosity by the second week in class.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"To me it seems like (rephrasing of point that was already made three different times when we were talking about the subject 10 minutes ago)"

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude! Its like you were IN my first year section!

Part of me really doesn't want to hate these people - we all have our own learning processes, self-learned or otherwise, that we need to go through to get things learned. Paraphrasing in a forum that will either approve or disapprove of the paraphrase is one of these methods.

The problem is when this paraphrasing becomes burdensome on the rest of the class's learning - like "STFU, dude. We want to get to everything we read!"

In real law world, I was just given the following assignment: Here's what I think happened. Write me that story, but with facts to back it up. Awesome.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Torts and Civ Pro are way better, I just had my first classes - I can actually talk about my interpretations of the case that relate to the case. I guess my Elements class is a weird thing ... nobody really has a grasp about what it is, aside from a way to ease students into law school.

I'm also becoming a library rat. I know when I schlep back to my apartment there's no way in hell I'm going to do my assignments... well, at least.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I just read 22 pages of a Supreme Court opinion on the use of FRCP Rule 8(a)(2) and Rule 12(b)(6) regarding some complaint filed on telecom monopolies, and it was downright fascinating.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 28 August 2008 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, q for the vets:

A friend approached me and one other guy with a study idea. Basically there are three of us and three classes that use example cases (the other is legal writing). So he thought we could each take one and be responsible for a running *crib sheet* of all the principle and note cases for that class. I agreed, but just wondering if I'm making extra work for myself.

On the plus side, there's obviously the division of labor thing, and having all cases discussed in an easy format would be good.

On the minus side, maybe this winds up expending too much energy on note cases that, while they illustrate important exceptions and points, we don't have to know them by name or anything.

On the plus side again, just going over all those note cases thoroughly would probably help to remember important rules, variations and exceptions.

Hurting 2, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

principal, rather

Hurting 2, Friday, 29 August 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I am NOW a qualified solicitor.

cozwn, Friday, 29 August 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I reiterate my warning - do the reading yourself! Do not depend on others to provide you with the essential understanding that will come from putting in the time.

That said, if you were to work to compile a rolling crib sheet for each other, and make regular times to meet/compare/tear each other's notes to shreds, that might be a good thing.

ON NOTE CASES:

The note cases become important once you understand the main thrust of the principal case(s). It is the note cases that show how different courts or different cases can take the same legal principles and manipulate them for different rulings.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 29 August 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

COZ -

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Well done, sir. Well done.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 29 August 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

:) thanks

cozwn, Friday, 29 August 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, I'm still in law school.

I don't have any real reason to bump other than to procrastinate the rest of my torts reading.

Civ Pro is an uphill run that keeps getting steeper, Torts is hard but fun, Crim is the most *philosophical* and hence easiest class. Legal Writing is kind of a joke.

Boring law students are all alike; every interesting law student is interesting in his or her own way. Most of them are boring.

Most fictional depictions are predictably over-dramatic, and I'm realizing that many non-fictional ones are too. There really isn't as much excitement or tension or competition in the air as I expected -- it's a relatively flat experience thus far.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, same here. Everyone's pretty friendly so far. Civ Pro is my favorite class. I'm going to get Rule 11(b)(2) tattooed on my scrotum. Torts has been a pain in the ass so far, but my professor is a philosophy junky. All we do is read Posner and relate everything to the economic theory of blingwads.

Example torts class question: "In what way does due care relate to the Hand formula, and is that in any way different than Posner's critique of Holmes's theory of fault?" Dead silence in the classroom.

Is your torts class like that, too?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

well, probably since I'm sure we're using the same torts casebook.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

No, my torts class consists of a large, old orthodox Jewish man who talks like George Carlin yelling "Where's the tort?! Where's the tort?! Are we punishing the kid because he intended for the lady to sit down?!"

I just read about the Hand formula and Posner's critique of Holmes's theory of fault about five minutes ago, by the way. Do you have the Tw3rski/Henderson casebook? Tw3rski is the orthodox jewish guy that teaches my class.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

well, he wouldn't say "punishing," it being torts after all

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, it's Franklin and Rabin. All I hear in torts class is Posner this, Posner that. I get it, there's a modern theory of torts that has to do with economics.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck a posner

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Posner reminds me of the irritating Ivy-educated kid who sits behind me who raises his hand more than anyone else and makes ridiculous points in a hyper-articulate fashion.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Who knows, Posner could be our next SCROTUS

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

It will never happen

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

justice. Also, I'm reallllllly fucking stressed out now ... there's a lot of work, and it's doable, but the key is ... it takes a lot of time to both do the work and really do it well. like, really get everything that's going on and staying caught up. After 6 hours of class there's only so much time that can be spent on homework. Which I should probably be doing now.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

law school is for people who don't have enough respect for their country to join the army.

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

In my case, that is wholly accurate.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

After I pass the bar I'm going to set up a hipster boutique law firm where we all dress like Robert Downey Jr. from True Believer.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

What the hell, there's embedding now?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm going to be embedding with you, burt

gabbneb, Thursday, 11 September 2008 06:34 (fifteen years ago) link

In a way I think law school is giving me an excuse not to commit suicide.

the return of (burt_stanton), Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I just ate a sandwich so I'm feeling better. Law school good.

the return of (burt_stanton), Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

it takes a lot of time to both do the work and really do it well. like, really get everything that's going on and staying caught up.

This is a truism. Accept it, and move on. The earlier you realize that there are no short cuts, the better yo will do...I promise

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

burt may have a breakdown before 1st semester finals

cutty, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually laughed out loud at the procedural posture of Owen v. Kroger. Does that mean I already had the breakdown?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I've got it together. What's annoying is that one of my classmates called me at 10:00 pm last night to ask about an assignment. That's not happening again.

the return of (burt_stanton), Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, Burt will be alright. Just one foot in front of the other, my brother.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 September 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

does anyone know how hard it is to flunk out of law school? what % of people fail?

bell_labs, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

my impression is that people are more likely to drop out than fail, but I could be wrong

Hurting 2, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

more than anything else while ilx was down i missed burt_stanton subtle-bragging about the girls at law school who want to sleep with him

sex viagra cialis hard teen firm wet tight sexy rod unit teens hole suck (max), Friday, 12 September 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

They don't really, and I haven't had sex in about a year, so I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over it.

the return of (burt_stanton), Friday, 12 September 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds like you already are

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 September 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

What's the best torts hornbook? My torts professor is totally amazing, but he's so good at coming up with weird hypos and poking holes in the law that I lose track of what the black letter rules are and I suppose I ought to know them for the exam

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

This is slightly harder than I thought it would be. I'm slightly tempted to just drop out and go back to writing.

Here's a dark secret I learned: 25% of the class is made up of part-time students, most of whom don't work ... they just have two classes a semester. Whether it's coincidence or not, almost all of the students on law review and top 10% are part-time students. What a scam. or should I say, scamola.

No, I think scam's right.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, really? I haven't found that to be true at my school -- the only part-timers I've met are working, and the only law review/top-10% people I know so far are full-timers.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

So far I find the endurance harder than the material itself. But I'm kind of enjoying the stoicism of it.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean if that's true (xpost) they really ought to have slots reserved for part-timers and full-timers -- it doesn't make sense to have the two competing on grades.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's pretty lame the way it works. I guess Carbozo does it so that they can keep their LSAT average up (it's only full-time), but they can collect tuition by the 25% of students who are part-time. I suppose they recognize people out there are too smart to go to that school if they get a 165 on the LSAT (which can get you into a lot of top 20-25 schools not in big city areas).

Also even kids on law review are having a tough time finding work, apparently.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure I follow your reasoning here. Why would Cardozo want to give the allegedly less smart, lower LSAT part-time students an easier shot at making law review and top 10 percent?

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sure they could care less; higher LSAT average + tons of tuition money = happy administrators.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Well yeah, but dumber, lazier "top graduates" = weaker school reputation.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Doesn't seem like law review kids are getting hired anyway. Now I'm beginning to see the light, jdunderground. now I am.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

It's called a recession.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

What's the best torts hornbook?

Prosser and Keeton on Torts

Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

womp whomp. The big issue is that Wall Street will "never be the same", which means the structure of NYC metro legal life will never be the same, since the two are linked inseperably, though the work itself, and through the tax dollars it brought (which created government and public interest law work). Though maybe there'll be a new boom in regulation law and regulation fighters at law firms. Regulations, t hat's the ticket.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Posner. Something to do with Posner. Go with that.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck a Posner.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, but when the economy gets bad enough, nothing is the same. There are fewer jobs in every field. The government hires fewer teachers, people do fewer renovations on their homes, people buy less shit, etc. Nothing is really safe.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously, this is the one to read

http://west.thomson.com/productdetail/3263/22092568/productdetail.aspx

Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, Prosser and Keeton is the classic torts 'hornbook' that everyone has heard of (Dobbs is an alternate choice), but that is not necessarily what hurting is looking for. it may be a huge collection of valuable additional material (that hasn't been updated for 20 years) for an efficient/dedicated student to use as supplement to the textbook, and maybe torts is the kind of class that calls for such effort, but hurting may in fact be looking for a briefer 'study aid'. in most classes, a book from the examples and explanations (or the understanding...) series can be useful, provided that you don't try to use the books as a shortcut for your real work and do concentrate on the example questions and try to look a little bit to other sources as well, but torts (or contracts?) might be the class in which these aids have the least utility. i found this book to be a somewhat useful compromise, though my example is not necessarily one to follow.

gabbneb, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

My torts prof is one of the reporters on the 3rd restatement of torts -- he's a leading authority, and the book, which he co-wrote, is very very good. Except that it's so fucking smart about questioning what are normally considered common law rules that sometimes I lose track of what I'm supposed to be remembering.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

He also has a real penchant for bad opinions that he can make fun of in class.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

um gabbneb he asked for a hornbook. prosser is a hornbook, one that is used all the time, by actual lawyers.

please keep in mind as well, gabbs, when it comes to secondary sources, there are many different avenues to take. I was just offering one solution.

Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I just know that I've been using Glannon for Civ Pro and it makes an enormous difference. Sometimes I feel like the class and text are more like "Civ Pro 300: Issues and Problems" and the Glannon book is like the 100 level Intro to Civ Pro course.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

So I guess I'm looking for a similar experience for Torts. I don't want something that oversimplifies the material, just something where you don't lose the forest for the trees.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i would also do these things: a) go to your library and ask what they would recommend or b) ask your professor and c) ask around in general, other students, then look through the books and see what makes the most sense for you and what you want out of the book.

Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

um gabbneb he asked for a hornbook. prosser is a hornbook, one that is used all the time, by actual lawyers.

law students often use the term 'hornbook' loosely to refer to study aids that are not denominated (or actually) hornbooks, such as the glannon book hurting cites for civ pro (an equivalent of which for torts is the book i linked to upthread). and what is useful for lawyers in their practice is often quite different from what is useful for law students trying to learn the law.

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i was just answering the question, as it was asked, to the best of my knowledge. i am well aware of all of these things that you mention in your post. i am sure you are a wonderful lawyer.

Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

you're not well aware of what it's like to be a first-year law student. and i'm suggesting that given this fact, you might leave the advice to those who are. asking the professor, for instance, might well be bad advice, to put it mildly.

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

you might want to drop the condescending attitude. i'm sure hurting is smart enough to separate out good ideas from the bad on this thread.

there's no one "right" answer to hurting's question, and i have never suggested I know what it's like to be a first year law student. i just know what it's like to work in a law library. if hurting doesn't like my advice, he doesn't have to listen to it. nor do you. so shut the fuck up.

Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

you might want to drop the condescending attitude

or i might not. i'm merely returning the favor. however, in this situation, no condescension is required.

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

glannon also wrote the torts examples and explanations if that's what you mean. i used it for exam studying and i did a good job in torts.

lil yawne (harbl), Friday, 26 September 2008 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i forgot about that at first, but vaguely remember one of the glannons (i'm pretty sure it was civ pro) seeming/being more useful than the other, though maybe i was just put off by the lack of correspondence in the cases and in any event ymmv.

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

a quick persual suggested that the torts glannon didn't go deep enough maybe?

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

OK whatever what I want to know is how burt stanton is in smarty-pants law school writing like this:

I'm sure they could care less

quincie, Friday, 26 September 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I just thoughtlessly wrote "OTM" in the margins of my Civ Pro casebook.

Justice Rehnquist OTM.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just advised not to use a hornbook for my torts guy (by another faculty member here) because he disagrees so strongly with the traditional characterizations of so many cases and even with some of the 2nd restatements.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

then that class is one where your exam should be regurgitating every personal opinion this guy has on torts

cutty, Friday, 26 September 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

you want to understand the material, but you want to express it in the terms set forth by your professor, not another source

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

xp

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Classic or douche: Asking a lot of questions because you don't want the professor to get to the case you haven't read yet and you know she'll fall for it

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

'things you were happy to have forgotten all about' for $200

gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

torts (or contracts?) might be the class in which these aids have the least utility.

This is true IMO. Civil Procedure is much easier to summarize in a widely-available commercial study aid because Civil Procedure is (a) statute-based and (b) most schools emphasize the federal rules of civil procedure.

By contrast, Torts and Contracts are (a) common-law subjects and (b) entirely state-law based.

I was just advised not to use a hornbook for my torts guy (by another faculty member here) because he disagrees so strongly with the traditional characterizations of so many cases and even with some of the 2nd restatements.

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then that class is one where your exam should be regurgitating every personal opinion this guy has on torts

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OTM. Yeah, your professors know that you're going to have to learn the black letter law of torts for the bar. That's probably not what they're teaching.

If you want "Torts 100" it sounds like you want a study aid or commercial outline, not a "hornbook." If so, you kind of do want something that oversimplifies the material. That way you can focus instead on what your prof is trying to teach you. You can look at something like Glannon or Gilbert Torts in a Nutshell if you want the "Torts 100" version.

Seriously, don't try to get it from the Restatement. The Restatement is neither succinct nor, technically speaking, is it always correct. "The" Restatement is only an attempt to restate the common law.

felicity, Saturday, 27 September 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Relating to the "Shit Bin" thread, I'm totally getting some "GET OUT NOW!" vibes with Car0d0z0. Will NYC legal life really be affected by this whole unprecedented Wall Street catastrophe?

sturt banton (burt_stanton), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

It seems like nobody wants to even touch this subject ... I try to talk about it to the other students and they're like, "no no no no no it's all going to be OK, don't worry, it all goes back to normal." But ... will it? ?? ??????

sturt banton (burt_stanton), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

no. you will be living in a cardboard box soon, with copies of the Federal Reporter for your blankets

Mr. Que, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

it will be fine

STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, good.

sturt banton (burt_stanton), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ok, I fucking hate the way civil procedure is taught at my school and I am sick of it. The "development" of current rules/case-law (which we learn by studying law that is often no longer good) is hardly interesting or useful enough to spend as much time as we do, and to make things worse we read the cases OUT OF FUCKING ORDER (both chronological and as presented in the book). It's a boring enough subject to begin with. Teach us the rules and concepts we need and move on. It is NOT USEFUL to me to know that supplemental jurisdiction developed out of things called "ancillary" and "pendent" jurisdiction that the courts were all confused about anyway, let alone to spend a week and a half on it before learning the current law.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

pennoyer v. neff

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

that one's personal jurisdiction though

I actually finished both Personal and Subject Matter Jurisdiction a while ago and we're on choice-of-law now, which is the area that's really putting me over the line. We're reading cases that are referencing cases we haven't read, and then reading the referenced cases for the following class. Fucking retarded.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

what textbook do you use?

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Silberman Stein. It's bad to begin with but our professor makes it worse by skipping around.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

It is NOT USEFUL to me to know that supplemental jurisdiction developed out of things called "ancillary" and "pendent" jurisdiction that the courts were all confused about anyway, let alone to spend a week and a half on it before learning the current law.

actually, it is.

tho i think you might be able to bifurcate the world of law school students fairly well into those who do and do not like civ pro. i was the former, tho it helped that i liked the professor, which was probably the key factor in any class.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm more of the creative/abstract/philosophical-thinking type I guess, so I like torts and crim and hate civ pro. I can handle rules and systems, but I do so grudgingly.

disdick (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say people like english, etc. majors seem to hate civ pro but technical people love it. same with other rules-based or administrative areas like immigration, which i really like.

harbl, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Sometimes I get this image of me during finals week half-naked, unshaven and caveman-like, scrawling a giant flow-chart of civil procedure over the four walls of my apartment.

disdick (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I have my first exam Monday for that weird class that no other law school has. I'm already like that; I just locked myself out of my apartment, so now I'm stuck at Cafe Laptop until my landlord gets home (if he ever does).

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Civ Pro's definitely my favorite class so far; the professor we have is great for it, so that's probably the reason. If the professor was disorganized or something it'd probably be hell.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

It isn't that I don't like rules, I just like rules where I can see the logic behind them. I feel like for every doctrine or rule of civil procedure that seems to have a certain purpose or justification, you can find another doctrine or rule that runs contrary to that purpose or justification in another area of procedure. I also find that you can often argue both sides of an issue equally well even from within the same basic political or jurisprudential viewpoint. Ultimately the more I learn to combine subject matter jurisdiction, personal jurisdiction, venue, choice-of-law, etc., the less sense there seems to be to any of it and the more unnecessarily complicated it seems to be. I suppose it's the framers' fault for creating this bizarre federation-of-sovereign-states system with two parallel court systems.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 October 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i would really like to have one country, not this state shit. but then we wouldn't be spending all this time and money to be proud of ourselves, i guess.

harbl, Friday, 17 October 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

AAAAAARRRgHhhhh Erie Doctrine I rue thee!

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link

that was my second or third favorite part of civ pro! first is prob res judicata and stuff

harbl, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually my favorite part is all the lawyering strategy stuff involved in all of it. Like plaintiffs filing a tort action in defendants' home state just so defendant won't be able to remove it to federal court, or plaintiffs filing in federal court in the state with the longer statute of limitations and then transferring back to their home state right away on *convenience* grounds.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

We're nowhere near any of that stuff. The first half of our class was on the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure ... we only started jurisdiction last week. Of course it doesn't help that Cardozo has about 12 days off in October for these ridiculous hardcore Jewish holidays.

burt_stanton, Friday, 17 October 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, weirdly we don't study most of the rules of civil procedure until later. We do the relevant ones to jurisdiction in passing.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, just took my first exam. I'm sitting here done and everyone's still writing these huge tomes. I hope I did OK. : [ I had all my material ready and knew the answers to all the questions, but I have no idea what these people could be writing! It's like there's a million words on their screen. I only wrote about 2,500 words ... it looks like these guys are writing 10,000. and this isn't even like a real class.

burt_stanton, Monday, 20 October 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I just handed in my first graded writing assignment. 7 page memo. Unlike other schools, we're actually graded for Legal Writing. Thanks, BLS.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

We're graded for Legal Writing, too. :[ It's only a 1 credit class stretched over two semesters, so eh. It's still annoying as hell. What's crazy, though, is that I heard NYU and Columbia are going to abolish grades soon. A nice way to shit all over the lesser NYC schools.

burt_stanton, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i think everyone grades for legal writing?

someone who cares about bears (harbl), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

People have told me it's often (usually?) pass/fail.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

o maybe that is when they combine it with legal research and make it like "lawyering skills" like we should have done because we took a separate graded legal research class and it made some people's grades like A A A A C

someone who cares about bears (harbl), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Ours combines it all ... it's legal writing/lawyering skills. RIght now they have us researching cases ... in a library! my hands touched paper. :{

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ew!

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Do you guys have the tentacles of Thomson/West and the black hand of Lexis Nexis all up in your school? We get so heavily marketed to it's absurd (also wrt BarBri/Kaplan/Pieper)

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

um yeah today i had free chipotle on lexis's dime for watching what ended up being like a 10 min presentation about some feature i will never use. westlaw is 10x better and i always use it at work instead of lexis but i accumulate lexis points to use on amazon. westlaw points can't buy anything but i did use them to get a coffee grinder.

harbl, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

can't buy anything good, i mean

harbl, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Westlaw definitely seems better. It's funny how even the westlaw reps at our school are more polished and professional and our lexis guy is this scrappy, inappropriate and slightly irritating though ultimately harmless dude.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

no our westlaw rep is definitely the creepy one it's just that his product sucks less so he doesn't have to do that much, i guess. but they both act sincerely excited about it. i once did ctrl-click "view image" on his picture on the westlaw front page, and it makes the image hueg and you can see that his shirt has stains on it and he has food in his teeth!

harbl, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

westlaw is better for primary law, fwiw. both are run by huge ass companies but yeah thomson west has its act together much more than lexis

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

every time i use either one i'm like ugh these are both so 1998, you'd think at least one of them could come up with a better design. i'm not even talking about how it looks, just the whole system is awful and convoluted and inconvenient.

harbl, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link

lexis just got a lot clunkier, too. sometimes you can ask your rep for shortcuts to get to databases. i try to always use "search for a database" on West or "find a source" on lexis to get to where i'm going--after awhile you start to ignore all the bells and whistles and bullshit

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck an erie doctrine

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 October 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

BarBri offers some kind of deal where you put down a $100 deposit on a review course now and get access to all their first year review materials. They have a bunch of online lectures and some live events in NYC as well. Does anyone have any opinions on whether this is worthwhile? I was considering doing it just for the review materials, which might be worth it even if I don't wind up taking their course.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 October 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, any of you guys have a stray Westlaw account I could use? I have a big writing project and they're making us use library shit. ughrhgh

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

burt you sweet little sock most law students have free westlaw and lexis accounts

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I know, but our school doesn't give us access until the second semester. hurghhgh

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't even know how to use books to look things up really

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

God knows why they're putting us through this.

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

could end up lawyering in amish country

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Our library and writing center is run by cranky old people; for some reason they always think their musty old way is somehow "superior" to our gadgets and gizmos, and so they think this will impart some kind-of wisdom on us. Nope.

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

those cranky old people are called librarians, burtie

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

actually--learning how to use books to research can be very helpful compared to just relying on lexis/westlaw. i'm pleasantly surprised your school does that burt. where did you say you were going again?

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Carbozo. Shepardize. SHEPARDIZE

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

we did learn how to use the indexes and stuff, and i know how to find cases and statutes in books (duh) but they let us use westlaw right away so no one retained anything

xp i would be lost trying to shepardize from a book

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

learn how to shepardize from a book!

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

That's what we're doing.

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

why though?

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Cardozo: Preparing Law Students for the 19th Century

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

if you learn how to keycite via books, it will lead you to cases that won't find via your standard Lexis or Westlaw search. i can think of at least two instances where this happened. keep in mind, i am coming at this from a librarian's perspective, and not a lawyer's. it's one more tool in your arsenal.

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ask an older partner at a major law firm if it's a good idea to know how to look up cases in a book

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean shepardize/keycite, not look up cases

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202424606121

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i will never talk to an older partner in a major law firm but i will take your word for it

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

this all reminds me of reading rainbow!

horrible (harbl), Friday, 24 October 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Keyciting isn't too hard, actually. I'd just like access to Westlaw to see if I'm really getting everything.

burt_stanton, Friday, 24 October 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I hang out in the library because the people are nice and the view is good. Knowing the books is mildly key in your junior years

gabbneb, Friday, 24 October 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, it's getting hard to stay motivated. I think I'm starting to understand the problem of law school, which is that the awful work that takes up so much of your time and energy tends to preclude you from doing the very things that might help you stay motivated to do that work. There have been a bunch of times when there's been an interesting guest on copyright law or something like that and I skip it because my Civ Pro reading requires so much time. But then after a while I don't know why the hell I'm bothering with Civ Pro at all, because I'm not reminding myself about the things in law I actually find interesting.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I hear that. I'm thinking of dropping out, honestly ... my life in NYC feels pretty much over, and I'm not making any new friends here. I can't imagine how hellish life would be stuck working in New York City to pay off debts with no friends, no family, nada. I did it by choice for 2 years and it sucked; to be settled with this debt and thus have no choice of escape, no way.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

QUITTER. BURT_STANTON, QUITTER.

cutty, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I like law, but there is nothing that makes waking up in the morning feel worthwhile ... and to be trapped in one place for decades and have that be every day, doesn't sound so great. The school I'm going to doesn't exactly have the widest reach in employment prospects.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

it's hard out here for a sock

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea why people think that. Yeah there's a character I created ... but there is someone pulling the strings. Someone confused about the future : {

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ha, aw.

cutty, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

law school sucks, esp. when you're trying to date a law student

Jordan, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

(i tried and failed, she was too busy with stupid law school)

Jordan, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not going to start another thread for the countdown this time, but...its about two weeks until I get my results on my fourth and (likely) final run at the California Bar Exam.

The last go around nearly killed my wife and I financially, and maritally. I will not be taking it again if I don't pass.

Luckily, we may have an exit strategy planned. Stay tuned.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Hangin' in there.

Any illawxors have any advice on the OneL summer job search?

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

not really. i'd say apply to big-name non-private programs - doj, ny law dept, etc. - but focus on class and don't spend too much time on job stuff. you'll find something worthwhile eventually.

gabbneb, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

This hasn't been as bad as my worst fears so far. I feel like I can see the end of the tunnel of this semester anyway. I haven't missed a class yet and I'm only a little behind where I wanted to be in outlining.

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

ny law dept. look how well i turned out.

cutty, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah I need to figure this shit out. I'd like to work for the gubment at some point

burt_stanton, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

My uncle is a pretty high up attorney for the NJ government (he's been the litigator for a few multi-state cases in the NYC metro area), and he said the two most important things are 1) grades and 2) writing samples from actual, hands-on work. He said to avoid all the chintzy little competitions and other distractions that pop up in school. Hopefully he's right

burt_stanton, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Dumb question: How do first year grades operate wrt positions with earlier deadlines? Do they take resumes early but wait on grades for final decisions? Or do they just skip grades?

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I volunteered to do a practice appellate oral argument in front of my criminal law class. I'm actually extremely psyched about it. Any tips?

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I have to say, I definitely regret going to Cardozo. uhghhrghhh.

burt_stanton, Monday, 17 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I seriously can't take this anymore. Every day feels the absolute same, plus the horrible stress of this bullshit, and then you think ... I'm doing into super fucking debt, and the top students at this school are struggling to find decent work. I mean, is this all worth it? I can't sleep anymore, this is becoming like a fucking nightmare. uhhhhghhhhhh

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Welcome to your first year, burt. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

The only way to develop a callus is through repetition. Read, brief, outline, test, repeat.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

No regrets so far. 9pm in the library and I'm lovin it! See, they've completely broken me!! AHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, I don't regret it so far. I might regret it if I don't do well enough to keep my scholarship. But I only need to make top 40%.

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think i was ever in the library at 9pm. also i had a drug problem during law school.

cutty, Friday, 21 November 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Still here, about to leave. Before I do, a bit of corny, sleep-deprived law school humor from a message board discussion of our legal memo assignment:

E: Can we assume that Cozy Shoes ships its products to department stores using any of the common methods for shipping (i.e. truck, train, or air, but not horses, mules, submarines or hot-air balloons)? Or does "ships" refer to one particular and exclusive method?

J: Is their case law dealing with the effect of shipment by mules, horses, submarines and hot air balloons on personal jurisdiction?

E: This is not something I have personally investigated, but if Cozy Skins were transporting its goods by mule, I think that would be relevant, don't you? Especially if there was only one mule and he was from Massachusetts and all his ancestors were from Massachusetts and he was deriving a benefit from the state's protection of mules and doing things a mule could only do in Massachusetts like going to prep school, meeting other mules in cranberry bogs and giving rides on the Freedom Trail.
...

J: With all due respect, I think the shipping method is a red herring. Which is impressive, because red herring are generally unreliable as work animals.

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 November 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Law school ain't bad, I just wish I didn't suck ass at being cold called on. I'm always like "uhhhh errrrrrrr uhhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrr" until the professor mercifully moves on to the next student. :{

burt_stanton, Friday, 21 November 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this a retarded question? I'm trying to do the whole class participation thing and posted this on one of the class messageboards:

Does Rule 13(a) do something really different from the doctrine of claim preclusion? It seems like on the surface they both operate under the same principle of efficiency ("use it or lose it"), but I'm having trouble sorting out the particularities. It’s probably something obvious or unimportant, but if anyone has any ideas I’d be interested to know.

burt_stanton, Friday, 21 November 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, exams in three weeks. Good times.

burt_stanton, Friday, 21 November 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link

That's actually something we covered today. It doesn't seem like a dumb question -- I was sort of wondering the same thing. Like if you'd be barred from bringing the action later regardless, what do you need the mandatory counterclaim rule for?

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 November 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

FUN

cutty, Friday, 21 November 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I KNOW!

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Does Rule 13(a) do something really different from the doctrine of claim preclusion? It seems like on the surface they both operate under the same principle of efficiency ("use it or lose it"), but I'm having trouble sorting out the particularities. It’s probably something obvious or unimportant, but if anyone has any ideas I’d be interested to know

Rule 13(a) is ENTIRELY about efficiency - use it or lose it, if it springs from the same operative set of facts. Claim preclusion is implicated once there is final jugment on the merits - a particular claim cannot be relitigated once it has been finally decided.

By the way - less than 6 hours to go until I find out

B.L.A.M., Friday, 21 November 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

So, remember -

13(a) - same set of facts, you have to bring it up or you lose it because the court doesn't want to see you back on the same basic facts
Claim Preclusion - if its already been decided, you can't re-litigate.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 21 November 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

BTW - I passed the bar exam. Good luck with your exams, guys. Send along any questions on which you would like a different perspective.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 25 November 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

CONGRATS!

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

What the hell is a torts exam like? I need to robble robble some of these old exams. Do we try to analyze new cases based on the general principles of each tort theory?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

like ... we get some case that resembles a DES-like situation, so we try to apply the general theory of market share liability to the new facts? Our prof isn't particularly forthcoming about this stuff.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf's DES?

torts exam should be just a story about something bad happening to someone, you recognize what the issues are (like oh it's not clear there's proximate cause here, the defendant did or didn't have a duty toward the plaintiff, etc.). you might also get a policy question where you have to tell what the pros and cons of adopting a different theory are. i would find some old exams or a book with practice problems in it.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Do they make old exams available at Cardozo? You should get some of your profs old exams.

Mine basically just gives you a really long fact pattern with tons of different issues in it and then writes "discuss," or "assess the liabilities of the parties" or something like that. So you might have six people and you have to explain why and under what theories each might/might not be liable, any defenses that might come up and whether they're likely to succeed, any issues that might come up with damages, joint-tortfeasor liability, etc.

The advice I get over and over again is that you're not trying to get the right answer but trying to properly identify/examine/address/discuss as many ambiguities and sticking points as possible.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

DES was a very popular drug that turned out to increase the risk of... was it birth defects or cancer? Anyway, it was a big market-share liability case (lots of different companies produced DES and it was impossible to figure out which one produced the DES a particular plaintiff had ingested)

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The DES thing comes from Sindell v. Abbott Laboratories, apparently one of the standards for market share liability.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

(the case happened in 1980, so for you oldsters it was probably less standard then)

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, our prof said it's basically useless to name drop cases, only if you use it when you're illustrating principles

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

SPOT THE ISSUES

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

if you see a similarity to a case.. cite it, and then say what's different in the hypo

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

IRAC

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i remember that case. you might have to know that, i dunno. some professors use problems that resemble real cases you read, at least in part.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

btw it's impt to outline your answer before you write the problem. then the exam becomes like a large series of related short answer questions!

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe also mention law and order, or boston legal? you know, to seem like you care about the law a lot?

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Our exam's closed book, no notes, so the professor said not to bother citing cases. It's more of a test of theory

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm almost amused when max pops up in the law threads

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess if we did a market share liability case, we'd have to demonstrate we understand the formula of x multiplied by y dispersed amongst blah blah blah, and then apply the percentages if the theory is met in some other way. Hurting, you get any of this shit?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

a closed-book exam is a good sign, i think. i hate open book and i hate the whiners that ask for open book exams.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

What about a closed-book Civ Pro exam?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

if it's a test of theory, read your prosser hornbook. oh, you didn't buy one? yr fucked

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

my civ pro exam was closed book and i pwned it. a lot of people cried after that exam and i laughed at them.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

(j/k)

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

burt, it's really hard to gauge what your teacher is going do. everyone is different. my civ pro exam was comprised of two two-page long ridiculous fact patterns. i remember one involved a federal civil rights statute and the erie doctrine. the other a defective snowboard and how it related to juridiction over the manufacturer, the seller, etc.

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

like you have time to look in the book anyway

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ otm

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

FOUR HOURS will never move faster than it will during a law exam final

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, civ pro's not really that bad ... my problem is, I'm sloppy when reading questions, and so I come up with truly bizarre responses to ridiculosuly easy questions. : {

I really need to bone up on the Erie doctrine's tree of fun.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i've got an open book exam in my medical ethics course and it's making me wish i could lawyer the shit out of the answers

hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

you can lawyer the shit out of anything... if you're a lawyer

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

read the problem more than once, burt!

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, I'm going to be bad and skip class tomorrow for an extended Thanksgiving break. I can't sleep anymore :{ None of the 1Ls here I know can sleep thanks to exam time. Perhaps we should have all gone to cheaper schools.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah that's the problem.

actually thinking about taking the LSAT, just for shits.

hyperspace situation (gbx), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

you should ignore what other people are doing or whether they are sleeping or not sleeping. you will be much happier. xp

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

The exams I did the best in during law school were the ones where I had exhausted the supply of earlier answers. With several, the professors rescinded their offers to "look over" our practice exam answers. I got a little nutso.

With torts in particular, they'll prolly do a little on intentional, a little on market share and other "exotic" brands of torts, but they will inevitably spend the majority of the exam on negligence. So, just learn the way your professor wants you to understand negligence, and apply the fuck out of it to as many practice exams as you can get.

The outlining is ESPECIALLY important when you get hit with a huge multi party question. If you've done enough practice questions, you'll do two things when faced with a ridiculously huge fact pattern:

(1) you'll want to throw up
and
(2) you'll start outlining, and arrive at answers.

Practice, practice, practice. Don't just spend your days b/t now and the exams memorizing. That only really works in Property.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

is that why i did best in property? i didn't practice shit.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

future estates lol

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I really need to bone up on the Erie doctrine's tree of fun.

Ugh...the old Erie Doctrine. Anything in particular hanging you up about it?

And yeah...I found Property to be first year's answer to Trivial Pursuit. Not a whole lot of multi-step analyses, but rather a regurgitation of what you identified to be the relevant rule, and then move on.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i got A+ in propert

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

y

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

and now i exercise eminent domain over all you bitches

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, I need to study it more before I really have any good questions. I basically get most of it, but it doesn't feel ... complete, you know? Like I don't have all the snazzy answers some nerds in class have.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly property can rape you on the bar exam though.

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i never had snazzy answers. most of the snazzy answers people are not that smart. i think you worry too much, tbh.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess if we did a market share liability case, we'd have to demonstrate we understand the formula of x multiplied by y dispersed amongst blah blah blah, and then apply the percentages if the theory is met in some other way. Hurting, you get any of this shit?

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:42 (9 minutes ago)

We didn't spend a lot of time on the intricacies of market share liability -- it was covered as a subset of actual/but-for causation (i.e. what do you do when you can't prove causation).

I doubt a torts prof is going to ask for a very detailed analysis of market share liability alone unless you really covered it in depth (of course I'm only basing this on my own prof's old exams). I don't think "applying a formula" is as important as recognizing how the theory fits into negligence in your fact situation, how it would address/not address policy concerns in your situation, potential difficulties in applying it, etc.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

truth bomb on Blackacre.

BURT!!!! Holy Shit. Take this next sentence as THE most important one for the next month of your life:

It doesn't matter - not ONE LITTLE BIT - what anyone else in the world is doing to prepare for exams.

Outline the materials you covered in class, make sure you at least understand it while you are reading through your outline, and then do practice exams. I cannot stress this approach enough.

In the IRAC form of answers, the issue spotting is terribly important, but the analysis is where you get the points. The more comfortable you are with grabbing a set of facts by the balls and ripping it apart and throwing it back ont he page in the form of a logical answer, the better you increase your chances of doing well. ATTACK that shit. If something doesn't make sense - like "Why is THAT there?" its b/c you haven't found a place for it yet.

Don't let anyone else psych you out for the next month. Just treat it like a REALLY busy month at work.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Our torts prof always reminds us to look at everything through the lens of "Who do we want to hold liable for what and why and how can we do it?" Even principles that are supposed to be solid tort law/theory are bent all the time if it just seems particularly right or wrong to impose liability in a certain situation. Proximate cause is basically just a lot of over-argued bullshit that all boils down to whether or not we have gut feelings that someone should be liable for something.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurting OTM. Proximate cause = Negligence Sniff Test

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

What's this Iraq thing everyone's going on about?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm a kvetch and a worrier. Even though I was raised Catholic, I fit right in here at Yeshiva U.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

they didn't teach you IRAC wtf?

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i prefer CREAC but yeah burt you should know that

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm starting to doubt whether he's even really in law school

cutty, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I got an A- on one of my first exams (and there's a mean B- curve, very unfriendly), so I'm not you know ... bad at this. I just don't know thems crazy acronyms

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I also need a pill that makes me stop worrying. :-{ I get about 2 hours of sleep a night now.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Issue
Rule
Analysis
Conclusion

the IRAC

schwww im tired (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm much more worried about jobs than I am about exams. I mean I know the two are related, but I figure exams are just kind of a one-shot deal -- study as hard as you can and hope for the best. No need to add extra stress to that. The job situation feels much more nebulous -- economy sucks, not even really sure what direction I want to go in, etc.

Does what I do my first summer matter much or is it more just how WELL I do at it?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link

YES oh god yes, the jobs thing. Even the top law review students at Carbozo are having trouble finding classic big firm gigs, from what I'm hearing. and one would say, "so what, I aint lookin for big firm gigs!". Guess where those kids are going? Add that to NYU and Columbia's decision to eliminate grades next year, and we've got ourselves a situation.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

going back over prox cause now. Palsgraf is such a dumb case -- the dissenting judge completely blows Cardozo away.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

It's like Eminem burning Jay-Z on Renegade.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I also need a pill that makes me stop worrying. :-{ I get about 2 hours of sleep a night now.

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have these now u know

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

palsgraf is hilarious

cutty, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I happened to read about a somewhat palsgraf-like case in the New York Law Journal recently (not that I read that shit on the regular) -- a guy who was trying to erect a construction sign sued a tractor-driver for driving by too fast, creating "wind gusts" that blew over the sign

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't find my Blue Book. Any of you dudes know offhand how to cite committee notes on Federal Rules?

burt_stanton, Friday, 28 November 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I think the most annoying part of writing these legal writing projects isn't the research ... or the writing ... it's plugging in all these damn citations.

burt_stanton, Friday, 28 November 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

no way citations are the best part. it's like "Int'l House of Pancakes of Greater Florida, Inc. vs. American Telephone and Telegraph, 42 F.Supp 185, 192 (6th Cir. 1998) quoting Supercalifragilisticexpialidotious Party Supply and Paper Products vs. United Electrical Workers Local 182, 984 F. Supp 150, 158 (6th Cir 1990)" -- sweet I already have a page!

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

hurting your bluebooking is atrocious

schwww im tired (harbl), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

dude, I'm not going to bluebook a fucking ilx post

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

schwww im tired (harbl), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

oh for the days when you worried about filling a page

gabbneb, Saturday, 29 November 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Erie Doctrine is just fucking me up. I keep re-outlining it and refining my outline, but it don't quite make sense. I think some how I'm not clear on whether Hanna has prongs or Hanna IS a prong, and what an "unguided Erie" analysis is

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 December 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, I'm going to crack down on the Erie Doctrine tomorrow. We're doing Semtek for interjurisdictional preclusion and so it's probably important to understand.

burt_stanton, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

FWIW, there's a long Erie "flowchart" here:

http://www.law.georgetown.edu/sba/outlines.html

I find it a little confusing so far -- like maybe it slows down the process too much. I'll look at it again after I've gotten some sleep.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 December 2008 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

www.law.georgetown.edu

gabbneb, Monday, 1 December 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

If you're still wrangling with the Erie Doctrine, this chronological summary is pretty clear:

http://www.lexisnexis.com/lawschool/study/outlines/html/civpro/civpro06.htm

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Finals library marathon WOOT!

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 6 December 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually I'm not going as hard as some yet. Did like 8 hours yesterday and will probably clock 8 today (plans for later). Tomorrow hope to do more like 12. First final is Wed, next one is the following Monday.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 6 December 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

This is why Cardozo is a horrible school: because it's strict Jewish orthodox whatever, the library is closed on Fridays and Saturdays ... even during exams!!!! I can absolutely not work at home on this shit.

Also, torts exam: I'm screwed.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Torts is probably my best subject if you want to talk torts

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

What do we do with, like, the scope of risk analysis or the but-for analysis chart in actually answering these questions? Or the market share liability formula for dispersing compensatory damages through theory 1 but not theory 2 as covered in the Fordham Law Review August, 1963?

burt_stanton, Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Our professor's a total turd and is making the exam closed book ... and he wants us to use all that theoretical shit :[

burt_stanton, Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I couldn't any work done today because, without having a school library to go to... there is absolutely nowhere in New York City to just sit for hours! This place has no cafe culture.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I couldn't any work done today because, without having a school library to go to... there is absolutely nowhere in New York City to just sit for hours! This place has no cafe culture.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, December 6, 2008 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lies!
besides, you can sit for hours anywhere, if you're smug enough

warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurting, what are your study techniques? I'm just re-reading all the cases since I barely remember most of them ... and of course reading a few of the cases I skipped :{

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, say it takes 8 hours to read through the first half of the syllabus, and another 8 hours to do the second half. How are you spending all these 12 hour sessions?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

burt i recommend writing a couple sentences about each case, that's what i'm doing right now with int'l law. i find it doubles my efficiency of memorization, even if you can't bring it in with you.

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I am ... I took the syllabus, am re-reading each case on it, writing out the principles of tort theory that each case utilizes, how it can be argued for or against, and then inserting class notes below that. I'm panicking because I read through a practice exam, and I have no friggin clue about anything it it! and the exam is Wednesday!

I still also need to study how scope of risk theory, but for causation, etc. etc. limits liability. Too many friggin formulas the professor gave us.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

have you done practice problems like i told you to burt

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link

also, that's more than 3 days away. it's funny how you can go from "i don't know anything" to "what else is there to know" in a few days, trust me.

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I just grabbed them the other day. One I did well on, another I knew nothing... not a damn thing. If it were open book it'd be easy to utilize all these formulas and analytical theorem things.I mean, when you took a tort exam, how did you work scope of risk into it? Just analyzed a potential causation through the analysis?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

what does scope of risk even mean? you mean like if i can be responsible for event A, that i caused, and event B, that was probably caused by event A occurring?

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought it was about foreseeability? i can't remember specific stuff i just remember practicing being a huge help

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that stuff. the scope of risk analysis ... our professor spent a whole week on it during causation. It's used to mitigate liability or something or other ... by trying to understand the foreseeability of a wrongful act through x circumstances and y actions or whatever. I think it's part of the whole Palsgraf and related cases

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Duty and special relationships are a pain in the ass, though. Any recommendations?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i dunno, the exam is not going to be about bright lines for the most part. if something is weird you just have to explain why you chose to say this person has a duty and move on using that yes or no as the answer. like i can't remember even what the rules are but if it's like some kid diving into the shallow end of a pool and it's a cousin that comes to visit you sometimes rather than your son that lives with you you might have to explain why you do or don't have a special relationship giving rise to a duty (like, do his parents also come to visit, is the understanding that you're in charge, etc.). this might be wrong but just as an example. use the little facts to compare it to a case where it would be more clear. you prob won't get it wrong if you explain why.

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess I"m just panicking ... the professor said if we didn't know everything by Monday we'd fail. Urgh.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL I once slept in the library LOL

gabbneb, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm currently rereading ... every ... single ... case ... on the syllabus. I'm jealous of the other students who basically remember everything off hand with their little outlines.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

If our library was ever open I'd probably be there right now. :{

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate torts. Contracts and Civ Pro, we're good to go. All this analyzing of whether or not somebody had a reasonable duty of care due to special relationship of protection over x defendant for knowledge of something or another and because of the scope of risk analysis says that some other guy did something which was clearly foreseeable and that due to the fungibility of an attached plaintiffs product the second theory of market share liability can be applied but not strict liability because negligence is appropriate for economic policy concerns uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Now I know what my professor meant that the only way for us to do well on the exam was to ask questions. We have to take the ideas we learned here, and create ... new stuff with them. Like, create a self-devised relationship of duty in a problem and then argue for its validity or invalidity in a problem. Too bad I spaced out in half the classes.

Is that what you guys had to do on your torts exams?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, let's see.

As far as how to study, I like to just give myself blocks -- I write them out on a pad I keep next to me and schedule breaks in between. Three hours outlining (or refining my outline) on a topic, break, three hours reading and doing hypos from a Glannon book, break, three hours doing questions from an old exam, etc.

Have you tried actually writing out an exam answer for an old exam? I find that really helpful - big difference between just looking at something and thinking you know what's going on and actually trying to put down an answer.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

As far as how to approach an exam answer, remember that your prof wants you to spot problems every step of the way. That means your job is not to say "no duty" and be done. Your job is to go to the duty stage, examine any arguments for/against limited duty, and then go on to say "If the courts don't do away with the case on limited duty grounds..." and do your breach of duty, cause in fact, proximate cause, etc. (each step the same way, although obviously don't make something controversial if it isn't -- if A punches B in the fact on purpose and breaks his nose you don't have to make devil's advocate policy arguments about why the court might not find intent).

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

It's difficult to work on old exam questions because his exams are basically either one or two questions, and each question is about 5 single-space pages long, covering just about everything we learned, and each element is dependent on the other. If I can find Glannon tomorrow I might pick that up.

Right now I'm done with 50% of the syllabus ... just going through each case and rereading the damn thing and picking out all the good bits. The problem is, how to use these bits in order to create new, independent theories of tort liability? I mean, reading through these questions, nothing really resembles any of our cases ... but it's clear one could argue for against say, a duty. The professor said it's useless to mention any cases we read.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

As for but-for causation, I'm not familiar with causation charts. I feel like but-for causation is straightforward -- "Would the harm have happened anyway?" If so, there's generally no liability for the harm (except in limited situations involving multiple tortfeasors). If not, you're far from done with your analysis -- but-for causation is obviously not enough for liability.

"Scope of risk" is the same thing as proximate cause. My prof has a nice easy way of explaining it. Say a speeding driver crashes into a truck parked in front of a building, and it turns out the truck is loaded with high-powered explosives, and the explosives destroy the building. Now when you tell a driver not to speed, and he says "Why not?" could you conceivably reply "Because you're going to blow up a building!"? If you can't conceive of saying that, it's generally not within the scope of risk. But there's no formula, and there are always going to be policy considerations, not to mention sheer arbitrariness. Which is great because it gives you lots of room to argue whatever you want on the exam.

As for what to do with cases, I don't spend a lot of time completely re-reading them unless they're especially important or I missed something. Otherwise I just try to combine my notes and my memory, skim very quickly, and distill it to a couple of lines. I think of them as reference points I can go to on my exam if I need to.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, actually I have Glannon for CivPro, not for torts. Don't know much about the study aids for torts.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Say a friend saw her friend completely intoxicated at the bar but instead of getting his keys she walks away and goes to bed ... and then she sues him for damaging her car in a drunk driving accident. Is her not taking the keys nonfeasance, or does she owe some kind-of duty to him because of her special relationship as a close friend and the loaner of the car, and thus might be contributory negligent in his accident by failing a reasonable duty of care since his drunk driving accident is foreseeable in the scope of risk analysis?

Does that sound any good?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Our exam is closed book so if I need to know something, I better know it.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

If it were open book I'd be in bed right now.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"It's difficult to work on old exam questions because his exams are basically either one or two questions, and each question is about 5 single-space pages long, covering just about everything we learned, and each element is dependent on the other."

Yeah, my prof also does long issue spotters like those. You have to break them up into parts. For example the ones our prof gives usually involve a lot of different parties, so you just have to break it down into why each defendant might/might not be liable, after which you can examine any joint liability issues, comparative fault, damages, etc.

And for each defendant, it's really helpful to just do it in order -- Duty, Breach of Duty, Cause in fact, proximate cause, harm. "There is a duty because x...there might be a breach of duty if the court finds y, there might not be because z... even if the court finds a breach of the duty/standard of care, it might be difficult to show cause in fact because ... if the court finds cause in fact..." etc.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Did my little tidbit up there sound plausible? That was in response to one of the mini-questions on a huge problem.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Say a friend saw her friend completely intoxicated at the bar but instead of getting his keys she walks away and goes to bed ... and then she sues him for damaging her car in a drunk driving accident. Is her not taking the keys nonfeasance, or does she owe some kind-of duty to him because of her special relationship as a close friend and the loaner of the car, and thus might be contributory negligent in his accident by failing a reasonable duty of care since his drunk driving accident is foreseeable in the scope of risk analysis?

Not sure I follow -- is this her car or his? And is she suing him for damage to the car or is he suing her for injuries?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

There is no "close friend" special relationship. The only special relationships I can think of off hand are parent-child, spouse-spouse and contractual.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:41 (fifteen years ago) link

She lent him the car and is one of his close friends. She's suing him for damaging her car in a drunk driving accident that happened because he was drinking at the bar she saw him at.

Did you read Farwell v. Keaton? The judge in that case pulled a special relationship right out of his ass ... friends on a night out.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link

he argued that for friends on a night out, if one noticed another in potential peril, that person had an affirmative duty to come to his aid. in the question I wrote above, the drunk dude's friend noticed him in a foreseeably perilous situation: she had lent him his car, she knew he was going on a trip that night, and she saw him dead drunk. Did she have an affirmative duty seeing a friend in peril to come to his aid and take his keys?

Is that OK?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

and in failing that duty, she's contributorily negligent in his accident that damaged her car?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

The professor, thank god, said he is going to reuse one old question on the exam. So that's a relief. :[]

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

So if all that happened is she saw that he was drunk at a bar and didn't stop him from driving, it's unlikely that a court will find she breached any standard of care. And do we really want to impose liability on any friend who fails to stop a drunk friend from driving? What about an acquaintance? What about strangers at the bar with whom he had chatted? But you could make an argument for breach of standard of care if you wanted.

Now If she loans him HER car knowing he's drunk and then tries to sue him for damaging the car, he's certainly acted negligently and he's certainly a but-for and a proximate cause of the harm. But she has also acted negligently and is also a but-for and proximate cause of the harm. She has actively enabled and encouraged him to drive knowing the state he's in. And on comparative fault before a jury I don't think her case looks very good -- I'm guessing she recovers little or nothing for her car damage.

If she loans him her car knowing he's drunk and then he injures himself and he sues her, again both parties have acted negligently and are the but-for and proximate cause of the harm. At that point I'd argue that it depends on how drunk he was -- was he still somewhat capable of making a rational decision? Was he blitzed out of his mind? If he was blitzed out of his mind, I'd say a lot of the fault is going to be put on her since she actively loaned him the car. Either way I think she's going to get some of the fault in comparative analysis, and he probably will too (juries don't like drunk drivers). But my prof always warns us not to play jury on an exam.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

No, she had lent him the car that day, but later saw him drunk.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

ah ok, no we didn't have Falwell. Remember, it's common law -- judges pull things out of their asses all the time. So on an exam you could say, "Most courts do not recognize a special duty between friends. But in Falwell v. Keaton, blah blah blah." and then you can just make an argument one way or another.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the dissent in Farwell covered a lot of what you said ... not coming to the friends aid was nonfeasance and imposing a duty on the friend would be akin to allowing "moral law" to rule, which is an impossibility, etc. The professor was pretty skeptical about the whole friends on a night out thing. But it shows that these relationships can be created through argument, I guess, since in this case it worked.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmm, ok, that's tougher. But if she's suing him for her car damage, it shouldn't even matter whether she had a duty to rescue him -- that's more relevant to his claims for injuries. The question is whether she was contributorily at fault for her OWN damages by failing to take the keys from him.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's the question we have to answer ... she's suing him for damaging the car, but she had an opportunity to prevent it when she saw him dead drunk, and it's foreseeable that he'd you know ... he could crash her car.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. I'd argue that she's partially at fault. Bottom line is just be prepared to argue it and know how to go through the steps.

But your special duty to another person should only be relevant when that person is the one suing you, not the other way around. So if the judge brought up her duty to HIM, he's confused.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link

But why is she partially at fault? Without establishing duty, there's nothing. What duty did she owe him? As a friend? As a loaner of the car?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link

If she had no duty at all in the situation, then it means nothing she didn't take the keys away ... and so could be free to collect sweet, sweet damages.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Every person always has a duty to act reasonably under the circumstances, and a violation of that duty is negligence. My professor just calls this general duty "standard of care" to make it less confusing. She doesn't have to owe him any duty because he's not the one damaged, she is. I know it's awkward to say she's comparatively at fault because it implies that she owes HERSELF a duty, which seems nonsensical. But when you argue that someone is comparatively at fault for their own damage, that's kind of what you're doing.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's that full paragraph.

"Around 8:00 pm Jill entered the bar. She was walking home from a company dinner and intended to get a drink. When she saw her friend, however, she changed her mind and quietly slipped out into the street. Walking home, and seeing her car still parked in the adjoining lot, Jill wondered whether she shouldn't return to the bar, confront her intoxicated friend, and demand her keys back. She did none of these things, however, but merely walked home and went to bed. At her deposition, Jill explained she didn't want to 'create a public scene' by demanding the return of her keys. She believed her friend would probably not comply with such a request unless she called the police. She also reasoned that Dionne was 'an adult, able to take care of himself', that he had a spotless driving record (which was true), and further, that she had promised him the car, and 'after all, a promise is a promise'"

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking she owed herself the duty to protect her car. General duty sounds much better to argue with

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

But yeah, tomorrow I'm going to sort out all the steps in torts. We read about 150 cases in this class, plus all sorts of weird abstract formulas and theories, so we never actually talked about ... how to approach torts cases. He said we had to figure that out on our own.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Sometimes stepping back to common sense helps. Do we really want to let this lady off completely for doing the dumb think of letting a drunk drive her car?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. I would think that she would argue nonfeasance to collect $$$ and the defendant would argue some kind-of duty of reasonable care under the circumstances to mitigate damages.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

150 friggin cases. Damn. and I've reread almost all of them. :[

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

We had our last class this Friday, and so we're supposed to be boned up on 150 torts cases, closed book, for an exam on Wednesday. Law school is great. Of course my friends are already on Civ Pro, so I'm probably just an idiot.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

But what are the steps again in approaching a tort question?

First, establishing duty ...

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I'll get it down on my own. Did your torts class make you read a similar number of cases?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

hmm. 150 full cases? I don't think so. Maybe 120?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Eh, same shit then.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link

All I dreamt about during the night was duty ... causation ... breach ... damages ... and then how strict liability removed privity from duty and made it just about causation, which was a failed argument for duty in Strauss v. Belle Realty. Stupid brain.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

burt you are going to be fine

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link

All I dreamt about during the night was duty ... causation ... breach ... damages ... and then how strict liability removed privity from duty and made it just about causation, which was a failed argument for duty in Strauss v. Belle Realty. Stupid brain.

Products liability is weird because historically there have been approaches from both the contract/warranty side (where the privity came in) and from the negligence side. But today it has more to do with negligence and not much of anything to do with warranty.

Did you guys do RAD and the consumer expectations test and all that? My professor loves RAD. He was one of the reporters on the third products liability restatement, or rather the, ahem, "Restatement Third."

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I dreamed about the Calder "effects" test and the stream-of-commerce-plus theory and what targeted wrongdoing into a state means for personal jurisdiction. CivPro is a bitch. Today my day consists of outlining the FRCP.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, we only did 2 or 3 absolute liability cases, and we ended at... Posner, and one of his decisions where he states strict liability is OK for x circumstances, and negligence is better for y due to economic interests, etc.. Most of our time was spent on the theoretical underpinnings of negligence, duty, causation, etc. Only now I'm starting to see how it all works together.

Civ Pro is going to be way easier to study for than torts.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, Hurting or others who remember torts, is this right ... for each problem you first establish duty, then see if that duty was breached, then run that through the causation to see whether or not it survives the but-for or proximate cause tests or whatever, and then assess the damages.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds about right.

cutty, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, good. Now I just need to reread the rest of duty and causation, and then go back to negligence and other stuff. Now that I'm starting to "get it all", it adds a lot to look over the cases again. :[]

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

well the case books break it down. duty cases. breach cases. causation cases, etc.

cutty, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, but nobody tells you how to make it all work together in your own arguments.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Regarding the question we were talking about Hurting, I don't think a general duty of care can apply in that circumstance, hence the trouble working through it ... a general duty of care is owed to others through action, not inaction, which is why I tried to manufacture some kind-of special relationship that imposed affirmative duties. If I said "general duty of care", I'd probably fail that part.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

^ structure seems about right xp, I'd stick to it quite closely. The number of shitty answers I've written by trying to do the clever bits first, forgetting about the simple stuff and eventually only scraping a pass. Remember the first 50% or whatever are the easiest marks to get.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

yes! I was right. Maybe I won't do as terribly as I think.

"As we shall explain, however, when the avoidance of foreseeable harm requires a defendant to control the conduct of another person, or to warn of such conduct, the common law has traditionally imposed liability only if the defendant bears some special relationship to the dangerous person or to the potential victim."

In the scenario above I imagined the defendant would file a crossclaim stating that his friend breached a duty of care in not preventing his drunk driving due to their special relationship as close friends and other concerns which state affirmative duties of care when one friend sees another in a foreseeably perilous situation (which is an argument that's worked a few times in a few cases I've read).

It's a weak argument, but hopefully something like that would get a point or two.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Nice, the notes are now confirming my approach. "The most common approach for assigning affirmative duties to control the foreseeably dangerous conduct of another is to create new special relationships." Anyway, back to work.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I still think that wouldn't need to apply here because you're talking about her controlling dangerous conduct toward her own property. But I guess you can argue it either way. Bottom line is go through the steps and do the analysis.

The way my prof basically breaks it down is like this:

- in most cases there's a general duty of care (act reasonably under the circumstances to avoid causing harm)
- in a small minority of cases, you can use "limited duty" rules to do away with duty (e.g. no duty to rescue strangers)
- in some of those small minority of cases, there are exceptions to the limited duty rules (e.g. you DO have a duty to rescue in special situations -- parent-child, spouse, contractual, actions have created or increased the peril, etc.)

We didn't do any cases that I can think of that were specifically about controlling the behavior of others. We did read a bit about social host liability with intoxicated guests. Generally there's limited or no liability, but there were exceptional example cases where the host was in a good and unique position to prevent a guest from driving and it was exceedingly obvious that the person should have been driving. It's a tough hypo I think.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, I wish my professor went over that stuff. He only mentioned it the last day of class. "Remember students, what we're looking for is duty, breach, causation, and damages." And we were all like, "wait, this stuff is supposed to go together?"

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

What I was thinking is that the lady would argue nonfeasance for her conduct in order to collect full damages ... she had no duty of care beacause she took no action in relation to driving + drinking, since due to his spotless driving record, etc., it's not negligent entrustment. General duty of care completely inapplicable here since it only relates to action. But the defendant can argue that the plaintiff owed him a duty of care under a special relationship, and since she failed that, she's partially responsible for the damages to her own car. It's a stretch, but he obviously wants us to consider these nuances, Iguess.

A general duty of care can never, ever be used when there's no action (nonfeasance) unless you can argue for special relationships or statutes.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

No, most negligence cases involve general duty of care. If I shoot a gun up in the air, and a bullet comes down and hits you, do I have to have some special duty to you for you to recover?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

An action is created out of the breach of the general duty of care. That's how I learned it, anyway. We didn't use the term "nonfeasance." But I guess that's the problem with people from two different torts classes trying to compare notes.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

That's misfeasance, or an action taken by you that affects another person. Nonfeasance is someone watching you playing with a gun and it looks dangerous to other people, and he walks away without saying anything. Should he be held responsible if you shoot someone? He can't. Unless it's possible to argue some kind-of special relationship he had with you or a statute regarding the conduct... those are the only ways to apply duty to nonfeasance.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Misfeasance is one half of duty, nonfeasance is the second half.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX accepts no liability for the failure of burt_stanton, law student, on any of his 1L exams.

cutty, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Why, am I totally wrong here? :{

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, nevermind. I'm in a "zone" here.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ah ok, nonfeasance = non-action or omission

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

spent 11:00 am - 9:00 pm in the library. not a bad haul. of course the damn Asian kid was still there when I left. Damn him to hell.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

lol!

youcangoyourownway, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm in medical school and can relate.

youcangoyourownway, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Unfortunately my section has 3 kids from China. 3!!!!!!!!

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

There's only 3 As to be given in the class. 3 kids from China. Hmmm.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, kids from China. Everyone knows every law school is dominated by kids from China. You might as well quit now.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm just being tongue in cheek

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Today was not as good as it could have been. 10am-1pm outlining, 1-4pm study group meeting, break, 5-6 meeting with some other dudes to study more crap, pretty much did nothing but make dinner between 6 and 10pm, now at library doing some review questions. If not for Erie I'd be golden though.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Eh, there's plenty of time for Civ Pro. I think I"m finally getting a handle on torts ... duty, breach, causation, damages. Yeah. For creative assignment or creation of duty I've listed the 6-7 common law concerns duty holds plus our little categories we did, with causation I've got the a) actual cause then b) legal cause tests plus all sorts of doctrines, etc. etc. different uses for negligence and strict liability. Yeah. Getting there.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway, no more thinking about this until tomorrow...

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Am I correct that strict liability only applies in unreasonably dangerous activities and in certain kinds of products liability? I haven't looked at that stuff for a week and I'm already forgetting it. Torts isn't until the 19th.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Lucky bastard, I have torts this Wednesday. I'm revisiting it tomorrow. It's so easy to forget everything ... that's why I'm rereading every. single. case. on. the. syllabus. Screw outlines, I'm going down and dirty.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link

That's a little crazy if you ask me. Especially since some of the cases we read were badly reasoned and I actually want to forget them so I don't confuse myself.

Anyway, having CivPro on Wednesday is no better.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link

When preparing for exams I used to study 2 or 3 of the key cases for each proposition in detail, and just skim the others. I think if you try to absorb 150 cases you may be asking for a brain snap.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, the professor told us if we want to do well we have to study "the hard way", which he defined as rebriefing each case over again; my other professor said that my approach was hers, and she graduated first in class at NYU. I mean, each case is a different proposition or amends the previous concept ... we had 150 of them. It's not like we did 3 cases of the same exact thing.

Also each case reiterates common law principles, so the repetition helps, too. Well, we'll see.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

and re-reading the cases after finally understanding the 'big picture' so to speak is illuminating. Anyway, what counts are the results, so whatever. I like tough mental work, though. Makes you feel like you're ... alive for once, if only for a moment.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link

re-reading the cases is an amazing waste of time. kudos!

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

there's like one sentence (the HOLDING) you would need from any of those cases for an exam. that's what outlines are for.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

yep i would have read the cases during the course, but i wouldn't have re-read them during exam prep. my approach was to understand the key cases in depth, so that you can demonstrate your ability to critically analyse a decision and apply it to a set of facts... not demonstrate that you've retained every case that ever had the words 'duty of care' in the catchwords. I graduated with Honours. Good luck with your approach though!

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link

burt are you doing problems like i told you to? cutty is right about re-reading the cases

harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

yep doing practice exam problems is how i used to spend my exam prep time too. there's a limit to how much info you can squeeze into an exam answer. i reckon quality over quantity.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

also you have to make sure you know how to spit out the information and organize it quickly--memorizing cases isn't going to help

harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

so true... when you're doing your practice exams, trying to work out a generic framework to apply to each subject is definitely helpful. Broadly, I used to start with: state the issues, state the law (i.e. the key case authorities), apply the law to the facts - then refine it for each topic by testing it on practice examples.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend is in law school and has fallen behind in her outlining so she has been pulling all-nighters for the past few days to prepare for exams, poor thing.

Do people actually enjoy law school? I hear that the first year is the hardest and it gets better after that. More and more medical schools are becoming pass/fail in their first year (including mine) so I'm wondering what being graded and ranked could do to a student in law school.

youcangoyourownway, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

This is not to say that medical schools don't grade and rank, but there definitely have been efforts to move away from doing that during the first-year at least.

youcangoyourownway, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i dunno, i think it's gotten "better" in that it's less stressful because i don't care about the stuff that 1L's care about. but it's also more boring because you've learned how to learn things already. i worked a lot more this semester and i like my job so much better than school. i'm not motivated for exams at all.

harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Do people actually enjoy law school?

LOL. MAYBE you enjoy an academic environment. but there is nothing fun about law school. especially when you graduate and realize the case law method has not taught you one thing about actually being a proficient (or self-sufficient) lawyer.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty otm! i am currently doing a grad dip in applied finance because the case law method taught me nothing about the commercial context of the matters i work on, and commercial realities probably carry more weight in the advice we offer clients than accurate and/or insightful legal research. still enjoying it though. except for the long hours thing.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Following the advice of the professor who wrote the exams: bad. Following the advice of a bunch of random internet people who never took this professor: good.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

He wants us to apply the basic principles of common law and the theoretical underpinnings of the doctrines we studied ... that shit was definitely not evident in the holdings of any case we read.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

sure it is. the book is written that way.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sure your professor did NOT recomment re-reading the cases. that is batshit insane.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, he said do it "the hard way". I talked to my professors about what I planned to do, and they gave it a hearty thumbs up ... and they were all the #1 or #2 students in their classes. "Rebriefing all your cases? That's a great idea!" said the former SCOTUS clerk, honors fellow, and #1 student at NYU law.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

a fair few of my lecturers used to deliver a speech about how if you don't read every single case on the case list you'll never do well (although i don't recall anyone saying 'read all these 150 cases 2 or 3 times'). after a while it became a question of time for me though. there simply was not sufficient time to devote to reading and re-reading entire cases. everyone has a different approach though. realistically you don't have to follow the advice of the professor or the random internet people or anyone else... you might have to be a little more flexible than blindly following what every lecturer says to you to find an approach that really suits you though.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

If it doesn't work, fair enough. but I'm really starting to understand this shit by doing this.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

So gem, where did you graduate ... 1, 2, or 3 in your class?

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

eagerly awaiting the results of this experiment.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

haha you're classic burt! you'll fit right in at law school, it's full of people like you

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

What experiment? I wouldn't know how to craft duty rules on my own if I didn't read through all the friggin cases again. If I just looked at my notes I'd still be as clueless as I was before.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

But yeah, thanks for the psych out guys. You my classmates or something?

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

oh burt. dry your eyes princess! i'm sure you'll pull through your torts exam just fine.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I had the time to read all the cases, though ... twice! I'm about to finish that up, and then work on distilling my notes, and then devote myself to practice exams.

It's closed book, so we have to use principles and theory in answering the questions. Those concepts are contained in basically every paragraph but the holding, which just says "yes this good."

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

no. the holding in a case does not say that.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, if I wasn't doing this shit, what would I be doing with my time? The professor only has 2 old exams on file.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

making the most concise and helpful outline possible and reading it over and over again.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

making mindmaps, flowcharts, methods of attacking any question thrown at you.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

these are all memorization/reasoning/reading comprehension exams. you aren't going to memorize entire court decisions, so you should be memorizing the holdings and why they were decided. succinctly.

cutty, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty you are talking to a sock

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Eh, I already have someone's outline for this professor... the scholarship program I'm in gave us a bunch, and it's pretty good. As far as mindcharts, I'm going to do that later today.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

It's not about -why- they were decided, it's about -how-. The professor said it's useless to mention any specific cases

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty otm again. do you only have one exam? and does your library not have other old exams that you can use? i get that you worship your professor and all but you'll probably get some mileage out of other professors' exam problems as well. there's only so many ways you can draft a law exam.

behind the times (gem), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure it would be too useful ... half of our syllabus was based on some weird little philosophy supplement this guy prepared.

burt_stanton, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

burt there are other sources for practice problems, such as E+E

harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

You guys are going to do fine. Don't get stressed, don't study up until the minute before the exam. Your comments and your back and forth indicate to me that you are well on the way to being able to write a good exam answer.

The best thing you can do in exams is take your time, outline simply and thoughtfully, and write a concise and organized answer. Figure out the arguable points, and take as many facts on either side of that argument from the fact patterns as you can for each argument.

Budget your time well. A good number of my professors used to assign point totals to the individual questions, and I would divide my time according to the percentage of worth for each question. That approach kept me from NAILING the first question but bombing the second one because of poor time management.

And don’t get cute. Keep it right in the confines of the question. Answer what the question asks.

I cannot say that I envy the pre-holiday exam rush, but its an exciting time. Try to have some fun with it. I mean that seriously. And when you’re done, just leave. DON’T do the post-mortem discussion outside the exam hall. Go have a beer, and then start studying for your next exam.

B.L.A.M., Monday, 8 December 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

torts

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Sad to think only a few months ago I had no idea what that word meant.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm almost there, maaaan. first establish duty ... then breach, by analyzing reasonable care, circumstances, etc., in light of duty to defendant, then causation a) cause in action, sometimes b) proximate cause, and then damages.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I smell like shit and I haven't used my vocal cords to speak to another human being in about 3 days

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

all my class mates have taken this torts exam so easy. it's like, "really guys, you've mastered this so easily?" am I stupid here?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel simultaneously completely ready and completely unready for Civ Pro. I did half a practice exam today on subject matter jurisdiction and personal jurisdiction. On one hand I felt very clear with my analysis. On the other hand I made errors including:

- Saying that the defendant could make a "special appearance" to challenge personal jurisdiction even though the case was in federal court and I should have cited rule 12
- doing the whole diversity jurisdiction analysis (correctly) while entirely forgetting to mention the statute

There's so much more shit to get WRONG in Civ Pro. Torts is practically creative writing once you know how it works.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

When's your Civ Pro exam? Yeah, torts isn't bad ... hey, I have a question: what kind-of third party liability do defendants usually have? Is it just up to the special relationship they have with those who commit the tortious act? and in absence of special relationship, no liability for injuries to third parties?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Civ Pro is Wednesday. But it's open book. But it's really dangerous to rely too heavily on it being open book (because in a 60 page outline, it's easy to forget to look).

Hmm -- can you be more specific about what you mean by liability to "third parties"?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Third parties ... you know, like Tarasoff or Nicollet Hotel and all that stuff.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Say the hotel staff knows the guests are throwing chairs out the window and some dude gets hurt by it ... is the hotel staff liable for the injuries to that third party based on the actions of the guest, or is it simple nonfeasance? How is duty argued here? Is there a general rule or is it always up to arguing special relationships?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I guess there can never be a general of duty for nonfeasance, but I don't know. I guess I'll look it up.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you guys suffer through this in your class?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, I guess the court in that case used the duty test to impose a new duty

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link

and absent particular circumstances specific to the case to impose a duty, and no special relationship, no duty, and thus no case. Sorry, I'm still working this duty shit out ... it seems like it's the absolute most important part of torts.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, if you're talking about special duties to CONTROL the actions of a person, the people that you're calling "third parties" are the only ones that are going to be claiming any liability in the first place. I think you're confusing a duty TO someone else with a duty to control someone else. The whole point of the duty to control cases is that a third party was injured.

Tarasoff is the only case you've named so far that we did. That one is kind of a mindfuck really. My professor totally hates the holding. But in that one the court does say there's a special relationship created because it's a therapist and a patient. The court says that the therapist was negligent in failing to warn the intended victim.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't confuse that. I'm saying, how does one argue duty if presented with a new fact pattern absent a clearly defined special relationship? I read the holding of the case and it just used circumstances of the facts in the case ... foreseeability, knowledge, position to do something, etc. etc.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

If you're specifically talking about a failure to control/failure to act case, then yes, you usually need a special relationship between the defendant and the person whose conduct they were allegedly supposed to contorl. If not, you don't have to go creating new duties.

For the record, the court says that "plaintiffs' pleadings... establish as between Poddar and defendant therapists the special relation that arises between a patient and his doctor or psychotherapist. Such a relationship may support affirmative duties for the benefit of third persons. Thus, for example, a hospital must exercise reasonable care to control the behavior of a patient which may endanger other persons..."

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Tarasoff is creating a new duty, though ... before that case, that duty did not exist. Before Tarasoff that special relationship did not exist

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

hence why it's so controversial among torts professors. I guess it's totally pointless to worry about it

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Tarasoff is the case where the court uses a bunch of guidelines of the duty principle to craft the "doctor patient" duty ... and tons of jurisdictions refuse to acknowledge it.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:27 (fifteen years ago) link

You are correct.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Although many jurisdictions do recognize it.

There are also other things to consider that seem overlooked in Tarasoff -- for example, even if he had a duty to warn and failed to do so, how the fuck do you prove causation? If he had warned her, what exactly would she have done?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I take it your professor is into the "duty to control" cases. We didn't spend much time on that. Obviously it's good to be attuned to what your professor is into.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh man, my brain is fried, I'm done for the night. I just psyched myself out that I was totally dead wrong about this stuff. As far as causation goes, it's interesting ... is the doctor's failure to warn even a cause in fact to the murder? Even if it did survive cause in fact, what about proximate cause? Though I think that's the heart of the foreseeability argument the defense/dissent relies on.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. Obviously the court found him liable. But there seems to be a huge cause-in-fact problem, not to mention proximate cause. Courts do shit wrong all the time.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

as in, "the doctor's negligence did not proximately cause the murder because the predictions of murder are normally incorrect, and thus there's no real foreseeability to a patient comitting a murder who says they're going to do so." foreseeability being a component of the whole scope-of-the-risk test for legal cause. right???

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Our torts professor said this result is huuuuuuuuuuuugely controversial, and now I'm seeing why.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's certainly one way you could argue it.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

though if they got to causation, would they be assuming in their argument that "even if the doctor had the duty ..., causation isn't even met"

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

You might even be able to argue it on standard-of-care/risk-balancing analysis, i.e. "Expecting a psychotherapist to warn about every patient threat places a very high burden on the profession (particularly since it damages doctor-patient trust), and the probability of harm is very low since most patient statements about intent to do harm are never acted upon."

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost, yeah I think it's always good to do the "even if" thing on an exam -- cover all bases.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, like running it through a Hand Formula type thing? burden high, risk low though potential damages being huuuuuge.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link

yes exactly

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

what I'm annoyed about is, our last class was Friday ... and we had a shitload of new reading for Friday. and our exam is Wednesday! I've been studying since Saturday.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

as in, this Wednesday. 4 free days to study. for a year's worth of torts. closed book.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, my torts is closed book too. Honestly I'd rather take that one first. Feel much more ready for that.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh well, tomorrow I'm going to do the two practice exams we have for this guy and bone up on all this shit. I don't even hear my classmates debate duty, causation, etc., so hopefully a lot of them missed the fact that you have to establish these things before you can argue all the fun stuff.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Unless they have hornbooks or commercial guides that give them the inside info on this shit... I see everyone with those.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Does your prof do straight issue spotters?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the exam is 2 big issue spotting questions. I already worked through a chunk or two, but not as a whole

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link

It's funny how professors get hung up on certain things -- mine spent an inordinate amount of time on Ranson v. Kittner, Informed Consent and Reasonable Alternative Design.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea what that is

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link

We spent most of our time on negligence in general (what is the standard of reasonable care? how do statutes affect this? how do circumstances play a role? parties? etc.), duty, and causation. Then we spent about a day on strict liability and a day on intentional harm. But I'd say 75% of the class was just duty and causation as principles.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope my other classmates missed the fact that market share liability is a doctrine of causation that must be argued after establishing duty and breach ... :{

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Ranson v. Kittner = old case where a hunter accidentally shoots someone's dog thinking it's a wolf
Informed Consent = medical cases where plaintiff wouldn't have consented to certain treatment had they known certain things (usually the risks invovled)
Reasonable Alternative Design = products liability concept -- if you're claiming the design is defective, do you have to show that the company could have made it differently?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, we did an informed consent case... Matthiest. On the syllabus it's under Negligence: Medical Malpractice, Industry Profession and Standards. As in,

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I totally forgot about that one. Better revisit it :{}

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

oh well, that shit's for tomorrow

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys, please don't cram right up until the exam. Give yourself a good night of sleep before it, and a good breakfast. I know I sound like an overbearing mom or guidance counsellor, but really...at this point, you're at a good place to write a good answer. Take today, and then go to bed reasonably early tonight.

And bathe, Burt. No one likes sitting next to the stinky guy in exams.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

It's hard to sleep all that well, especially when they start using jackhammers outside my window at 7:00 am. and I have a groundfloor apartment. NYC's starting to piss me off

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

and I definitely still need to study ... if they have an Ybarra style res ipsa question on there, if I did nothing today I'd fail it. Time to study.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

huh, tarasoff came up in one of my classes, too!

Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

respondeat superior kind-of has a strict liability flavoring to it, right? the policy reasons being they want employers to do make every effort possible to ensure their employees are conducting themselves safely ... am I remembering this right?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

nevermind, there are elements of foreseeability involved I think

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

My professor summed up Ybarra as the court creating a "duty to snitch" -- one party had to be found liable even if all could meet their burden, so the impetus was on the group to give up the individual responsible. The court found that clearly (by inference) one of the medical practitioners involved was responsible, and there was no other way to determine which one.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. Our professor talked about how that was a controversial decision, too, especially in Texas which basically said "fuck that shit".

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

We then spent two days debating how one could impose liability across the board on people who comitted the negligent act and those who did not... and I suppose it fit into how market share liability in the DES cases worked, too. Hmmm.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

different from market share liability

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Of course it's different, but it was the same principle at debate ... Ybarra was one of the central cases used by the plaintiff in Sindell v. Abbott

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

market share liability = everyone breached the standard of care in the exact same way by making the exact same product. All were negligent, but problem is you can't prove cause.

res ipsa in Ybarra = not all parties actually breached the standard of care

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

and I think the majority concluded that an almost Ybarra like solution would come about if they made the major market players liable ... in that they would file crossclaims to others in hopes of finding all the truly liable parties. As in, an impetus to find who's truly liable.

All weren't negligent in the DES cases ... you can't be negligent if you can't show causation, and since it's reasonable to assume only 1 manufacturer provided the drugs out of 200, then there are a lot of manufacturers who didn't directly cause the plaintiff's injury. It was one plaintiff suing for damages to her, not some across the board thing. (Hymowitz is the one where all the DES cases were revived by legislature)

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Ybarra: "We merely hold that where a plaintiff receives unusual injuries while unconscious and in the course of his medical treatment, all those defendants who had any control over his body or the instrumentalities which might have caused the injuries may properly be called upon to meet the inference of negligence by giving an explanation of their conduct."

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

All weren't negligent in the DES cases ... you can't be negligent if you can't show causation

Sorry, I'm speaking using a quirk of my professor, which is that he separates negligence in terms of conduct from liability. The way he uses it, negligence just = conduct that breaches the standard of care.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

So what I mean is that all the manufacturers of DES breached the standard of care by making the same dangerous product.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Whereas not everyone in the operating room in Ybarra actually did anything wrong.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, weird ... I mean yeah, they all breached a duty by falsely advertising a dangerous drug which they know was unsafe and ineffective as being safe and ineffective, but the argument was they couldn't all possibly be held as negligent, so I think the court chose the ones with the biggest market shares since they were the ones most likely to have caused the plaintiff's injury.

But if I remember that correctly, that's such a weird friggin decision ... like, using statistics to define causation, and isn't that no good?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, Ybarra was declared as easily definable

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

and I think the majority concluded that an almost Ybarra like solution would come about if they made the major market players liable ... in that they would file crossclaims to others in hopes of finding all the truly liable parties. As in, an impetus to find who's truly liable.

Did they? I'm not sure about that. It would be awfully difficult to figure out who sold specific DES to a hospital a couple of decades earlier. Plus there's the problem that the specific manufacturer may not even be in business anymore.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Isn't it that liability is paid by all relevant manufacturers proportional to market share? I don't know -- we read Sindell but we didn't spend much time on market share liability beyond just teasing out a bunch of problems with it.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

That was at the end of the majority opinion in Sindell ... it was about shifting the burden to show causation (like a modified Summers v. Tice), and they said it would inspire the manufacturers to file crossclaims to other manufacturers in order to find the real killer. I'll skim through it again, though I'm not sure how likely it is this type of question will show up on the exam.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost but I guess you're right -- market share liability would probably in some cases encourage cross-claims to determine true liability

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, I see what you're saying. In that way I guess it is a lot like Ybarra.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, now I need to look up the ideas behind shifting the burden of causation :[]

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

How about this? I'll start throwing out random torts questions for you guys. Smaller ones, but they'll have some arguable points that might help.

A laundry delivery guy is on his route around 11:30. Having not eaten lunch, he decides to stop into a diner. His employer has not made any statement one way or the other about when or where their employees can take lunch, so long as their deliveries are made on time and to the right address. The delivery guy parks his car on the curb in front of the diner, but forgets to engage the park brake. The park gear fails, and the truck rolls down the hill on which it is parked, and is then hit by a drunk driver who crossed into the intersection illegally on a red light. The collision causes the truck to be pushed into a crowded intersection, where it hits a man crossing the crosswalk with the light. The man is killed instantly. His family brings a suit against the drunk driver, the truck driver, the the launder owner and the truck company. How would you apportion liability in this situation? Discuss. Assume that you are in a comparative liability jurisdiction.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Reading over that post, I would puke if I got that on my first law school exam. Give it a go, though.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

At least I recognize all the potential issues there... respondeat superior, cause in action, proximate cause, contributory negligence, etc.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmmm... should the laundry truck driver be held liable for the death of the man? Is that truly a foreseeable outcome in the scope-of-the-risk test? Sure, he is directly responsible, but that outcome is remotely related to his failure to lock his park break. Oh, this isn't so bad...

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

not directly responsible, but it's a part of the whole event. but, the chain of events at that point is remote from just his failure to lock the break. I'll do more later. Have any more to post?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't have a correct answer for it. I just made it up. Do an outline for a potential answer.

I'll see if I can come up with more as the day goes on. I'm being thrown a bushel of hand grenades this morning.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

A laundry delivery guy is on his route around 11:30. Having not eaten lunch, he decides to stop into a diner. His employer has not made any statement one way or the other about when or where their employees can take lunch, so long as their deliveries are made on time and to the right address. The delivery guy parks his car on the curb in front of the diner, but forgets to engage the park brake. The park gear fails, and the truck rolls down the hill on which it is parked, and is then hit by a drunk driver who crossed into the intersection illegally on a red light. The collision causes the truck to be pushed into a crowded intersection, where it hits a man crossing the crosswalk with the light. The man is killed instantly. His family brings a suit against the drunk driver, the truck driver, the the launder owner and the truck company. How would you apportion liability in this situation? Discuss. Assume that you are in a comparative liability jurisdiction.

Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

blam, when you approach these problems ... no matter what, in all circumstances, you first go through: duty. then breach. then causation.

Right?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I cannot even think about a torts hypo right now. I just did a complex 2-hour practice civil procedure fact pattern, and it was probably the greatest mental exertion I have ever made.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Goddamnit, thank GOD I am stubborn and didn't listen to the guy in my study group who kept saying "We don't need that... I'm not putting that in my outline... that's just a minor note case... etc." So far ALL the practice questions I've done hinge on minor stuff from note cases. FUCK I am so glad I am hard-headed.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate those stupid note cases.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

so easy to forget

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Stanton (and anyone else) maybe you can hep me out on civpro. I understand basically how Subject Matter and Personal Jurisdiction work, but we keep getting these questions about what "motions" and "procedural moves" parties can make:

If you're talking SMJ, the only things I can think of are
- Motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction
- Motion to remand (to state court)

If it's PJ, I can think of
- motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction (12b2 I believe)
- special appearance (state court only)
- don't show up, wait for the default judgment and then attack jurisdiction in the action to enforce the judgment

What else should I be thinking about?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

blam, when you approach these problems ... no matter what, in all circumstances, you first go through: duty. then breach. then causation.

Absolutely. With negligence questions, which will undoubtedly be the bulk of your torts exam, ALWAYS run throug

1. Is there a duty? Where does that duty come from? What is the standard of care established by that duty?
2. Was that duty breached, or, was that standard of care not met? The answer to this portion should ALWAYS be "The defendant breached because they failed to meet the standard of care when they [fill in the blank]."
3. Was there a harm caused by that breach? I know this is asked below in the "damages" portion, but its a good thing to look at here - no harm, no negligence. So this can cut off your analysis and you can move on to the next one, if no harm was suffered.
4. Was the breach the actual cause of the harm suffered? Usually the "but for" portion of the program.
5. Was the breach the proximate cause of the harm suffered? Foreseeability, plus all those doctrines that the law has for cutting off liability. The basic proximate cause question is "Is this the type of harm that a person in defendant's position would be found liable for?" This is where intervening causes and all those other things come up.
6. What is the measure of damages suffered by plaintiff?

But you should ALWAYS establish each and every element of a negligence analysis. Just like all the elements on an intentional tort, and all the elements on a criminal law question. Without every one being established, no liability will attach.

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

tasty. Thanks, I'll tattoo that on my arm

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel like shit. I'm done studying. If I do OK, I do OK.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck burt 'n' hurt

harbl, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

blam, in your hypo above, what recourse does the person have who was hit when the drunk driver crashes into the truck? what's your analysis? I have a bunch of exam problems here that have similar situations.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, the only thing I can get to is "not foreseeable under the scope of the risk, thus truck driver not liable". But what can the person hit by the car do? Recover nothing?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

hold the truck driver and drunk driver joint and severally liable?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

should the drunk driver be held liable because, under the scope of the risk analysis, crashing into something is foreseeable risk of drunk driving, and a crash is a foreseeble danger to anyone around since it involves high speeds, huge metal things, etc.? Of course the truck driver shouldn't because that's definitely not a foreseeable risk of forgetting to set the brake

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

A car rolling down the hill and causing an accident is DEFINITELY within the scope of the risk of not setting the brake. That's a classic "manner of harm" example -- it doesn't have to be foreseeable that a drunk driver will crash into the car, just that it will cause an accident.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry truck I mean

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Even if not, he may be able to recover against either the laundry company for failing to maintain the truck or the truck maker for a defective park gear (if it is in fact defective).

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

And as for this:

should the drunk driver be held liable because, under the scope of the risk analysis, crashing into something is foreseeable risk of drunk driving, and a crash is a foreseeble danger to anyone around since it involves high speeds, huge metal things, etc.?

I think so. First of all his conduct is a gross breach of the standard of care (drunk-driving, running a red light). Second, he is a but-for cause (the truck would not have been pushed into the pedestrian otherwise), and your argument about proximate cause sounds right.

Interestingly, if the case didn't involve running the red light, it'd probably be harder to prove causation. After all, even a sober, responsible driver might have hit the runaway truck.

I THINK that since they're jointly the but-for cause and neither would be the but-for cause alone, you would hold them jointly and severally liable.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure you're both going to do fine. Just take your time and run through your negligence analysis on each and every issue. You've hit all the major arguable points.

Go get some sleep. Eat a good breakfast. Rock it. Good luck. Report back to us.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 10 December 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

But I have CIVPRO tomorrow. CIVPRO. Help me with CIVPRO

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Stanton, just remember this:

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure you're both going to do fine.

doing fine = passing. B+ maybe. the curve is a bitch. only the try-harders will get the A+'s.

cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

or the test-taking geniuses. IT'S ALL ABOUT TEST TAKING.

cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

damn them to hell. Civ Pro's a bitch, good luck... I'm glad I have more time to study for that. 6 days + 12 hours a day = B+ if I'm lucky.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, that was stupid. I was wayyyyyy overprepared. Conversely, I don't think I did all that well. :[] We'll see.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

all I did was duty. breach. causation. damages. but I didn't mention anything about fancy theories and doctrines and shit the other students were talking about.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I'll get a ... B. B-, god help me.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Go get some sleep. Wake up tomorrow, start studying for the next one. Overprepared is NEVER a bad thing.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

It was just one huge question asking us to write how a bunch of defendants in a car crash would argue for a motion to dismiss, and then an evaluation on that motion's success. Which is basically just arguing matters of law ... and so I guess you can't really go into fun stuff anyway, right?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Like, motion to dismiss due to no duty ... or no breach ... nor no causation.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Google search
No results found for "affirmative duty to party down".

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

this is the thread where I say that I am drunk and everyone stands up and applauds

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

*applauding*

Seriously...first one down, fellas. Well done.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

honestly, I do believe I rocked that shit

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Awesome. What kind-of stuff was on the exam? I'm going to start studying for my Civ Pro exam tomorrow ... it's on Tuesday. My brain is totally fried, I'm going to have some booze, maybe smoke a little _\|/_ and start the nightmare jourey once more.

Torts I successfully did the whole duty, breach, causation crap, but it seems way looser and up to how well the argument was crafted. Civ Pro seems more structured

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i finished trial practice final and now i am a little tiny bit durrnkkkk. doing a self-scheduling take-home exam tomorrow and friday :((((

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

:((((((( what subjects you got?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

family law
international law
education law (lol)

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

basically i'm taking crap classes

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

What kind-of stuff was on the exam?

Long ass subject matter jurisdition question, long ass personal jurisdiction question, shorter essays on preclusion, erie doctrine, hard multiple choice qs on application of the rules. There was all kinds of stuff designed to catch people off guard -- for example in personal jurisdiction we spent a ton of time in class doing minimum contacts analysis for out-of-state companies in personal jurisdiction. The fact pattern sounded like a classic minimum contacts set-up and had lots of facts in common with other business cases, but the defendants were actually individuals, so you really had to look for the traditional bases for jurisdiction.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

So is there any good reason not to sell any of my textbooks? I wrote in them exclusively in pencil with the hope of resale.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 December 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

You fail and take it again?

I jest. If you fail a first-year class, you should probably not continue to accrue debt.

I kept most of mine - I still look back at them from time to time, especially Constitutional and Criminal Procedure. My Civ Pro class was such a joke, we didn't even study joinder. I shit you not. SO bad. But money be tight, and books be expensive.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 11 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm suffering through Civ Pro now. On the exam our professor wants us to explain the the theory behind each answer we give on the exam, so I'm going through all the cases now to get the explanations the courts give for their decisions.barfo. I'm sooooooo fucking tired.

and I still need to get a grasp on the fucking Erie Doctrine. I hate you so much!

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

International Shoe and the Erie Doctrine are my bains right now. Joinder might be a little iffy as well. :{

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

bane

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

uh i would say yes sell back all books. i wish i had. they are totally dead weight & take up a lot of space now (3 yrs out)

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 December 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

johnny crunch, esq.

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Erie doctrine. After reading and re-reading the case book, Glannon, my friend's notes from a bar-bri lecture and REPEATEDLY going through it with my professor, I'm convinced it's a lot of bullshit, and if I had the smarts and the pedigree I'd write a scholarly article explaining why.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Civ Pro is all about taking vague, arbitrary stuff and making it look like it fits some kind of formula that can be put into flowchart form.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's the shit I"ve got to get down for Tuesday's exam:

International Shoe stuff... not so bad.
Erie Doctrine - Fuck no
Joinders - I might be OK with these.
Interjurisdictional claim prelcusion - OK, I guess.

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I rocked Int'l Shoe on the exam because it was also the subject of our memo (of course so did everyone else in my section, probably). People tell me the BarBri lecture for Erie is great. I didn't put down a BarBri deposit, but I looked at notes from it. Glannon is pretty helpful on that too - do you have a Glannon book?

Joinders was something we did less thoroughly. We did a lot of claim and issue preclusion but I don't specifically remember interjurisdictional preclusion as a topic.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't have the BarBri lecture ... but I do have the BarBri audio CD for Civ Pro. I've got the Erie CD in and I'm going to listen to it once I get there in my syllabus runthrough.

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Barbri CD featuring that Frier dude

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, the audio thing is the one everyone liked. The Freer one. Didn't know it was available on CD, but I was honestly a bit broke to go buying more study aids.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, it was fairly pricey for a bunch of audio CDS ... $60

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

get some steroids

cutty, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so fucking tired right now, but I've got to get this shit done. Maybe now it's time to invest in some yuppie drugs.

burt_stanton, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

im pretty glad i didnt know of ilx as a 1L

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i did but i certainly didn't document my life here

cutty, Friday, 12 December 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Eh, I learned some pretty useful things bantering ideas in here. Isn't that the whole point of the internet? It's easy and quick to share ideas about this shit. What, did you guys get straight As all by yourself? If so, congrats.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Crimmin. Fuck an inchoate offense.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ps never say anything earnest on ilx

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah. You're just lucky you didn't have to do joinders in Civ Pro. This is the only thing I have a problem with now.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually there were two questions involving joinder issues -- our Erie question included Rule 18 joinder of claims (which is an easy rule), and there was something in an issue or claim preclusion question about whether a claim should have been brought in an earlier lawsuit.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey Hurting, on your Civ Pro exam when you did stuff like International Shoe personal jurisdiciton questions, did you bring up the due process clause of the 14th amendment at all?

burt_stanton, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I did indeed. I wouldn't spend like two paragraphs on it, but probably a good idea to show you know the foundation of it all.

Crim this morning. Whew. One left to go.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 December 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking of doing that, too. I bet a few nerds in class are going to do that

burt_stanton, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Most professors advise against "brain dumping" but it does seem like you should at least show that you know what's up.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 December 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, that was fun. There was an Erie question over whether or not a judge should use a state or federal rule for how a judge decides a motion for summary judgment, a big question about whether a defendant could use nonmutual offensive issue preclusion, and other good things.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

That's finally over. You done Hurting? I better get at least one A with the work I put into this shit ... and As from Cardozo are a pretty good ticket to Columbia.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Nope, Torts is tomorrow. Hey, maybe you know the answer to this -- does a defense negate transfered intent? Like if I defend myself against an attacker but injur a third party in the process, can I be liable for transferred intent battery?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 December 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

We spent about 1 minute on intentional torts, so I donut know. If it's a defense then it probably wouldn't be intent, but depending on the action and situation maybe you could run it through causation? Like, if you defend yourself with a bat in a crowded room, it's foreseeable you might crack an innocent person in the skull.

The sad thing is, despite learning all these fancy doctrines, my Torts exam was just ... duty. breach. causation. damages. Pretty vanilla.

burt_stanton, Friday, 19 December 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Nope, Torts is tomorrow. Hey, maybe you know the answer to this -- does a defense negate transfered intent? Like if I defend myself against an attacker but injur a third party in the process, can I be liable for transferred intent battery?

As I understand transferred intent, there has to have been an intent to harm one person, and then you cause the same harm to another person by way of that act. Shoot at one person, hit another - transferred intent for the second.

In a situation where you're defending yourself, you are not intending to cause harm to the other person, but are instead seeking to prevent harm to yourself. If, during that defense, you happen to harm someone, then I would go into a negligence analysis - Did you have a duty to act reasonably while defending yourself? If so, what was that duty? Did you meet it? Was there a harm caused? Was your defensive act the cause of the harm - both actual and proximate? And what are the measure of damages?

So, yeah. Take your time. Torts is all about the analysis, as detaileda above.

Just wait until Constitutional Law. That shit is AWESOME.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 19 December 2008 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Nice, my brains all thinkin lawyerlike

burt_stanton, Friday, 19 December 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Nice, my brains all thinkin lawyerlike

Just wait, dude. You'll be embarassing your spouse and alienating family members soon enough.

Oh, how they hate arguing with me. HATE.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 19 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

"As I understand transferred intent, there has to have been an intent to harm one person, and then you cause the same harm to another person by way of that act. Shoot at one person, hit another - transferred intent for the second.

In a situation where you're defending yourself, you are not intending to cause harm to the other person, but are instead seeking to prevent harm to yourself. If, during that defense, you happen to harm someone, then I would go into a negligence analysis - Did you have a duty to act reasonably while defending yourself? If so, what was that duty? Did you meet it? Was there a harm caused? Was your defensive act the cause of the harm - both actual and proximate? And what are the measure of damages?"

This sounds right to me from a common-sensical perspective, and ultimately I believe the purpose of this kind of analysis is to reach sensible conclusions and not merely to follow abstract conceptual rules. But from a purely conceptual POV I have a problem with it. Self-defense is technically an affirmative defense -- I committed the tort, but I was justified. The actor DOES intend the contact and does intend it to be harmful, he just has a proper reason for doing it. And a negligence theory is almost never going to work unless the guy was doing something REALLY reckless and excessive in defending himself. Of course, maybe the original offending actor, rather than the defender, should be liable for the third party's injuries.

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

you have enough to do well on this exam. Go with God, and enjoy your break.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 19 December 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ahhhh

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Right on, DUDE!!!! One round down!!!!

Seriously - to both you and burt - the first round is EASILY the hardest. You have little to no idea what you're doing , and everyone is just stressing about everything all at once, etc.

Take the next two weeks to just kick it and get fat. You've all earned it.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 19 December 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Any of you law types have advice on a good law resume? I'd like to start sending resumes off for summer internships soon, mostly because I'm too poor to afford a proper vacation.

burt_stanton, Monday, 22 December 2008 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Summer job-gettin' advice appreciated. Career services is not much help (not to mention closed over the whole break -- GAH!)

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Sunday, 28 December 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

oh man, I bombed my exams. What now?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Should I drop out? I feel terrible.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

hey dude now you get to pick a job cooler than being a lawyer!

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Like what? I'm in a shitload of debt right now

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Assuming you still want to be a lawyer, give it more time. A friend of mine did poorly on her first semester exams, but wound up No. 15 in our graduating class. It can happen.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

:{

Torts - B
Civ Pro - B-
Some stupid 2 credit class - B+
Contracts - nothing yet

Cardozo's not exactly a top flight school, so I'm freakin out maaaaan.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm still above median, but barely.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

wait till you see who the A+ people are

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't want to know. How do you get an A on this shit? I answered everything right. The curve at this school is a B-

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

there is no right answer, man! that's why you didn't do well. if your answer is ANSWERING a question and not obfuscating it further with different interpretations of the law, facts, and policy--then it is not a good answer.

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmmm, true enough. I probably just approached it totally wrong

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Of course with these shitty grades, I have no idea why bother continuing.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

many people bounce back really well after a poor first semester. yours isn't poor as much as average.

there are many books out there on law school test taking skills.

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, these exam approaches make absolutely no sense to me. Is law really like this on the ground?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Getting-Maybe-Excel-School-Exams/dp/0890897603

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I have it, but never read it. Dammit, what kind-of summer job can you get from a crappy school with average grades?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

being a lawyer means you are an expert at taking the LAW and using it as a tool to further whatever position you have been hired to advocate.

so, as a lawyer, yes you would walk into court, or a settlement, etc, flailing your arms that there is one correct answer and your client should win.

on a law school exam, unless they are asking you to advocate one position, your job is to see the big picture and lay everything down. every side, every argument, every fork in the law, facts, and policy that bears mentioning.

your job is to SPOT THE ISSUES and TEAR THEM APART. not to answer a question one way.

hopefully your teachers will make the A+ exams available, so you can see what you did wrong.

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

that book is essential. you should have read it.

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. But is there even a point in continuing? I hear horror stories from 3Ls and graduates about the future from this school ... if you do really well, you're ok, but if you do average or worse, nothing. absolutely nothing.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

No, nevermind, I'm below median with grade distribution

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know what to say. i know someone who graduated your school in 2004 and still does document review work. but i'm sure there are many who shared your grades first semester who are doing very well.

if you leave now, what would you do? the job market is so horrible i strongly suggest you stay in school.

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea ... drift around and die, I guess. This was definitely not a good idea. If I drop out now there'll be less debt, at least, even if there's no other work (and my past career is in creative! great!)

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

You've finished just one semester. You don't have all your grades back yet. Relax.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Can you even get a legal aid gig with grades like these? Ugh.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

burt wtf can you calm down and take a deep breath. you're being stupid. those aren't bad grades. you have five semesters left. and please stop insulting legal aid, it makes you sound like a douchebag.

Schwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

No, I like legal aid. I'm in the public interest program here. The grades are below median (2.98, median being 3.016), which isn't good from a Tier 2 school... if I couldn't even do legal aid, I'd probably drop out.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i thought you were implying that was for people who were the worst lawyers with the worst grades. i didn't know cardozo was tier 2 though. my school is "tier 1" but cardozo rejected me. anyway you're worrying too much and by next year you will see what i mean.

Schwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

No, I'd be happy to work for them if that were even possible with these grades. We only had 2 major courses and the half of another major course (haven't gotten the grade back, but it doesn't bode well), so that's that. Next semester has more credits than this one.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

ok you're still wrong but i'm not going to argue w/ you anymore

Schwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Can I work for legal aid with these grades? If so, I'll stay and start getting more public interest experience. I'm hearing horror stories about the NYC legal world ... like you need to be top 20% to even be considered by Legal Aid.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

call legal aid and ask them LOL

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

They'll probably laugh in my face

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd say maybe you might win on personality, but i think we all know that is not the case

cutty, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't get grades for another week.

If you really want to do legal aid, find another way in. I think jdunderground is getting to you.

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. These grades are way below 50%, though, so :{

burt_stanton, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Reading the sample answers, I approached these exams like an English major, which is 100% the exact opposite of law school thinking. For 4 years I was trained to focus on miniscule details and single one out and "blow it up" so to speak. Now it's totally different with law. Pretty sad how one semester can destroy an entire potential career.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, you should just give up now and throw yourself in the east river

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

That's how I feel, honestly. Way too much debt riding on this.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 8 January 2009 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, Burt. You're failing the biggest law school test of them all. You're letting whatever the hell else is going on affect your dedication to getting this degree.

Seriously. There are THOUSANDS of jobs that don't even ask what your grades were. If you wanted a big firm job, well that's kind of like banking on a lottery win. A gambling man would not bet on ANYONE getting those jobs.

And, if it makes you feel any better, I did worse than that my first semester, and I still got a job. True, I just got downsized, but the firm is going under, so its no reflection on me!

LETS DRINK!!!!!

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 8 January 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, good times. I just want to do public interest in any regard, and if you do that, the government LRAP seems pretty fair (10 years of any public service law gig = loans forgiven, or something like that). Oh well.

Note to future law students with an English Literature background: unlearn everything they teach you.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 8 January 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

we tried to give you that note, you didn't listen.

cutty, Thursday, 8 January 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

My school deliberately waits to give first semester grades for first years until second semester tuition has already been paid and classes have already started.

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 January 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Everyone tried to tell me, even my mom. Yeah, I'm a stubborn, arrogant asshole. The world, break my pride.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 8 January 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Braggin:

Straight As.

Q: How do I handle this in terms of telling/not-telling other people? Also how do I make sure I keep it up?

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i almost never tell other people. it usually comes off as douchey and not necessary. also yes, hard to keep up once you start realizing hey this is a stupid game why am i trying but some people never realize that. good luck being one of them!

Schwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

My study group wanted to all tell and we agreed before we got grades. Other than that I think I am going to tell no one.

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

KIU dude nice work

xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

law review!

cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

HEYO!

fuk

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

just don't tell burt stanton

cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Congrats Hurting!

youcangoyourownway, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Kudos to you and your team, Josh!

ilx chilton (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

when people ask just say "i did pretty well"

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Good work! And ^^^^ (Max) is totally right.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Everyone in my group did well (at least B+ average) so it was cool. It would have sucked if just one of us did badly.

ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously, though, burt: if you are really only freaking out about your grades and not able to figure out what you did wrong (i.e. crawling up your own ass and taking Hurting's advice on anything rather than relaxing and dealing with the question in front of you when it's there), you could live with a semester or two off. AT LEAST.

My first semester 1L was all As, second semester a B- nightmare. Then I realized I was letting my classmates' "oh this is so hard and oh so important and very very SERIOUS" shit get to me, so I cut it out and got through with a very nice A- average (with really good grades reserved for the classes I actually was interested in).

I know good lawyers with good lawyering jobs that make them happy who did not get top grades and go to big name schools. I got good grades at a top school and oh-so-prestigious jobs afterwards and it did not make me happy.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you change your username again, C0lin?

ilx chilton (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Congrats, dude. A+ striaght through means you're doing it right. Now, keep it up - whatever the hell it was.

As for telling other people, do NOT be that guy. I still remember those people, and we all hated them. I was friends with probably 5-7 out of the top 10 students in my class, but those other assfaces? No one liked them. Ugh.

And we all remember. Believe me.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 January 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I just realized today: going to law school for me isn't a pursuit for a new career. it isn't self-betterment. It's yet another act of self-destruction. I rule.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Redemption!!!!!! I got a full fucking A in Contracts. An A in Contracts. That's way more important than Civ Pro. I won't kill myself now... sorry, hatas.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

second or third highest grade in the class. maybe I'm not such a dumb ass ;_;

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

and the whole thing is true about doing better in classes you think you're going to fail, and you do shitty in classes where you think you got an A. I left Civ Pro and Torts thinking "I rule" and Contracts thinking "what the hell was that?"

I wonder why that is... does knowing a little less actually help you be more creative with your legal thinking?

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

A in contracts is aces Burt. Congrats.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks. Hopefully Property and all that stuff goes equally as well ... Civ Pro and Torts just made no sense.

Which classes are you doing this semester?

burt_stanton, Thursday, 22 January 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Contracts, Con Law, Property, Legal Writing again.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm liking property the most so far, surprisingly. Reading about fox-hunting and whaling and duck decoy ponds is so much more enjoyable than reading about commerce clause powers or consideration theories.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm thinking about going to school to study copyright law, so I can fight for the artistic rights of producers who sample records. Is this a smart thing to do? Is there enough cases to even fight? Who even pays these lawyers considering that indie-label rap guys, home-recording mashup people and John Oswald types generally don't have a lot of money to throw around.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Who even pays these lawyers considering that indie-label rap guys, home-recording mashup people and John Oswald types generally don't have a lot of money to throw around.

Nobody.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

So what type of stuff do they do in their non-doing-that time?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

There's already too many lawyers and people who graduate from law school but never use their degree. Unless law is really your passion, law school just seems an expensive exercise in hubris and status chasing.

redmond, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

My impression that there is a general rule that going to law school "to fight for the rights of x" means that you have to be willing to compete very hard for low paying jobs. The reason for this is simple -- people who really NEED someone to fight for their rights in order to avoid being screwed by the Man don't generally have money, or else they would just hire a good lawyer on their own and avoid being screwed by the Man.

There's no reason, I suppose, that you couldn't be some other kind of lawyer that also did that work pro bono or at a low cost. You could do any kind of stuff in your "non-doing-that time."

But my general opinion, which is largely received wisdom, is that a mere interest in a social cause is not a good reason to go to law school -- you have to actually like and be interested in the legal aspect itself in order to not want to claw your eyes out from the tedium of law.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

whiney, stop right there.

law school will teach you the doctrines, but that's useless. to get experience in IP and fight for whomever's rights, you need to get a job in IP.

to get a job in IP, especially copyright law, you will be competing with the millions of other people who think it's an attractive field. it's hard to get a job in an IP-centric firm without a technical degree. they want you to be able to do the patent stuff as well.

most soft-IP firms that only do copyright/trademark do not hire out of law school.

cutty, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

IP is probably the most fashionable field in law right now... it's fun, easy, and you get to deal with all that 21st century "cool stuff" like the internet, media, software, etc. So basically, unless you absolutely destroy the LSATs and then are willing to work hard to one-up all the aspie douchebags who make up the top of the class of the top 10 schools, you know ... it's probably not a particularly wise move if you sit around and take into consideration these above here factors.

God knows why I'm in law school. At least I'm good at the really boring stuff.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Well thanks for the advice, guys. Just looking for SOMETHING I can be passionate about since rock critic/drummer is about as smart a career option as "typewriter repairman" right now.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

if you want to be a lawyer, try not to expect to be passionate about your work.

being a lawyer for me is a job, an honest profession. pays the bills. i leave the passion for drumming and bike racing (no one is paying me to do those things.)

cutty, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Having a job that one is genuinely passionate about is a luxury few obtain. If you really like being a rock critic and a drummer, find something else to support those things that uses your skills, e.g. some kind of writing job of a more boring and technical nature.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BOTH AMAZING AND HORRIFYING.

My Property professor is the female equivalent of The Onion's Kelly. She won't let us use laptops in class. Not only that, but she referred to a student's laptop as "that gizmo". She also said, "you kids only know your rappers. I doubt you're familiar with literature" (when using a book to lay out some property principle).

Kelly points:

usage of the word "gizmo" to refer to completely ubiquitous and normal technology +10
usage of the phrase "those rappers" +10 and its usage to show that the youth of today don't know culture +10
constantly insisting that "kids these days" don't know about responsibility or hard work like they did in the old days +1,000,000

burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Society is in the gutter

lemmy tristano (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 January 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

first sentence of that post was overstating things a little burt_stanton

xhuxk d (deej), Friday, 23 January 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

My property professor is a horror -- the single worst teacher I have ever had in my life. I'm seriously considering a letter to the dean over it, although I'm concerned it will just look whiny and self-entitled if I do.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 January 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Slogging through Constitutional Law. This class is so useless... why do they make us study this? If I'm advising a client about shifting liability with explicit notice, I could frankly care less what Marshall has to say about the Judiciary Act of 1801.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck a constitution

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously I used to not know what my law student friend meant when he said it, but it's true. Non-constitutional democracies are just as free if not freer than we are.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

law students are so fucking uppity

cutty, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i would like a non-constitutional democracy but we don't have one. the class has been useful to me in later classes though, and sometimes at work. but i hated all that marbury v. madison, etc crap.

Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty otm

Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

What's wrong with questioning a curriculum where you're investing a lot of time and money in? Cutty is off the mark for being complacent.

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe after you become a lawyer or take some real classes you can decide whether it was or was not useful, but now how do you know? btw i loved property and i love wills

Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I love the property casebook so far because it's all whaling and duck decoy ponds and fox hunting.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Interviewing with two Fed Dist Judges for summer.

This feels very strange. I was never a prestige guy.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

That's so awesome. I'd be lucky to get traffic ticket court in the Hudson Valley

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to send out all my resumes tomorrow ... my grades block me out of anything noteworthy, so whatever.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought your grades were pretty good, iirc. At least one A, nothing too bad, right?

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

also, it's good that such accolades are going to someone who doesn't seem like one of those douchy shark gunners, though I'm sure they're doing fine, too.

No, bad.

Civ Pro: B-
Torts: B

That's all we got. We have 19 credits this semester, so there's definitely a chance to get out of that nosedive.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, they say your first summer job doesn't matter very much anyway as long as you do something decent and get something out of it. I'm not even sure why I want the federal judicial thing except that I don't know what else to do and it's what everyone says is the thing to do.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Federal is federal. I'd like to work for some kind-of gubment agency or Legal Aid type thing, just to network and see what it's like. I didn't know I'd like Contracts so much. I probably only did well since I was a straight-A accounting student back in the day, and my corporate job involved working with general counsel on advertising and marketing copy.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

You could probably make your undergrad and your corporate job work well to counterbalance some of your grade damage.

Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link

cant wait for burt_stanton studies for the bar posts

twitty milk (deej), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ohhh, I finally just realized what they meant when they called the constitution a "contract with the people". wow, it really adds some dimension.

burt_stanton, Thursday, 29 January 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link

cant wait for burt_stanton studies for the bar posts

This is entirely the truthiest truth ever truthed.

Even unemployed, the fact that I never have to take the California bar exam again makes me smile, smile, smile.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

What is it about spending 12 hours a day with law books that turns people (including me) into cranky, hateful bastards?

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i was already that way

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

turned me into a straight b*tch

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Either

A) I have become paranoid or
B) Ever since I did well and also got this judicial internship, this one kid is out to get me.
Yesterday he climbed over me and banged into my laptop, today he practically yelled -- in earshot of the professor after class -- that I was gchatting during class.

He might just think he's doing a little friendly ribbing.

Either way I'm having strong visions of breaking his nose and it's making me a little uneasy.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Also my patience for everything is very low.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

um that's insane. i try to avoid the building as much as possible. like i know you can't when you have class and stuff but it's full of horrible, shitty people who will drive you nutz on purpose

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

(xp)

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

my patience is low too. sometimes i feel so hateful about school people my stomach hurts. other times it doesn't bother me. i dunno.

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

um that's insane. i try to avoid the building as much as possible. like i know you can't when you have class and stuff but it's full of horrible, shitty people who will drive you nutz on purpose

― straight b*tch (harbl), Tuesday, February 3, 2009 9:22 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah. I'm also avoiding law school people for the most part except for a select few. I'm lucky to be married to someone in a completely different field -- hearing about elementary school is my only sanity.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I need to take up boxing or something.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

it's not just their meanness or competitiveness even, i just get tired of how shockingly dumb and boring and shallow most of them are sometimes

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that too. There's a lot of petty gossip, a lot of dull talk about luxury items and vacations (that, ironically, many of them will never actually afford, though they think they will), a lot of the same thing said over and over again about the same classes.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Are you a 3L harbl? I forget.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I also wrote a rather scathing complaint about a professor to a dean (which I have NEVER done before, though, admittedly, this guy is horrendous) and have already written a couple of bitchy e-mails to my con-law prof about really minor things.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, wow, that is some straight bullshit, Hurting. What does that guy even think he could accomplish by that behavior?

I'm making some good friends out of law school, but they're only good outside of the law school context and while doing non law school related things. During school hours I want to ram my head through the drywall.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, so 12 weeks left or something? i don't actually count. xp

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I've also written my share of bitchy letters. In order to get funding for summer internships we have to do this stupid auction. I was literally -minutes- late in handing in my item and they rejected it and denied me funding for the summer based on that; I argued with people in the room about how ridiculous it was to not let me hand in the item that was in my hands that was literally minutes late, and now I'm in trouble for doing -that-(god forbid, a future lawyer is argumentative!). I just finished writing a 2 page letter of appeal to the supervisor explaining why I should get funding, and apologizing for my past conduct.

These people are just lovely. I told the situation to everyone I know and they said, "why the hell would they not accept it?" It's obviously because they want to find easy ways to deny people funding, but apparently they don't appreciate hearing that easy inference out loud.

Perhaps we should have gone to real schools. :[]

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

burt i don't know what a "real school" is but i'm 100% sure it's no different

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

People at better schools get funding for sitting on their butts, because they're established and have money. If Columbia nickle and dimes their students with ridiculous traps and then punishes students when they get upset over that and other veiled acts of sleaziness, then fine.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, but people at top schools are probably even more naturally competitive because they had to be that way in college already to get the GPAs they needed.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

My "real school" issue was with nickle and diming. Top school top students are probably weird and emotionally dead, but in a useful way.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i wouldn't even want to know what it's like there, to be honest. i'm just glad i'm almost out.

another thing i'm tired of is patronizing people and sexists but they're everywhere. still why do they have to be in my classes?

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Harvard Law financial aid was the most awful and demeaning of ANY institution I have ever had the displeasure of working with, and I have woked with many of them. I have heard very different stories from graduates of NYU, Yale, and Chicago, however. HLS had its share of trainwrecks and morons, but was big enough that there were more different types of people slightly less godawful than the majority of law students.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

It's weird hearing these stories, the people at my school are so friendly and nice. Of course I'm nobody's competition, so that may be it.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i think institutions are going to treat people like shit just because they can, doesn't really matter who they are xp

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Which is worse - studying on a friday night or doing nothing on a friday night? Those are my options right now.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Studying on a Friday night is worse. Get out a movie/get a six-pack/go to bed early. Pick it up tomorrow.

Doing nothing is one of my fave things nowadays.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago) link

u right

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

getting a beer from the fridge.

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Ditched. Feels like highschool again, except I do more drugs now.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, not ditched but spaced out on. I'm stoned anyway so I'm not going anywhere.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Burt, have you given any thought to ditching the Halfling's Leaf for a semester or so?

I ask, not out of a tsk-tsk place, but from experience - I smoked a good bit prior to school, but tended to not do so during the semester. It helped me feel...I don't know. Sharper? Less likely to make excuses for myself? I mean, something like weed is something that everyone who uses it has a very personal relationship with, so you may find that you can function perfectly well with it as a presence in your life.

Tell me to fuck off, if need be. Just trying to help. You've got a good handle on things, and I think you've got a good chance of doing well this semester, and bring your GPA up to summer associate levels. Damn the torpedoes, dude. Fuck the gunners.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't really do it that much. My life is neither healthy nor well functioning, so better that than other alternatives.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know, I just don't seem to get this law stuff. Especially legal writing. Man.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Burt, your writing here indicates that you can do it, and do it well. The idea is just to grind out an understanding.

A HUGE hurdle for people (myself included) is the concept that the only way to become a great legal mind is to be a scholar. A great deal of people (myself included) arrive at law school used to being one of the smartest people in class and able to get by with minimal study. Law is simply a different animal. You have to put in the time, learn all the different doctrines and iterations thereof, and then learn how to apply something through it.

Think of it this way:

Each body/area of law is like a maze.

At the law student level, you are learning very basic mazes, but a lot of very different mazes.

At exam time, you need to run your facts through those basic mazes.

Once you're out in the big, bad world, you begin to learn larger and larger and more complex and subtle mazes through which you will run your facts.

The one consistency is the need to take time to learn the maze.

Don't fight it, Burt. Seriously. The biggest hurdle is the one you set up for yourself.

I'm here to help as I can, man. Seriously. I wish I had started a thread like this early my first year.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Reading this Property stuff, I think we need to give feudalism another try.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 8 February 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, there's a Cardozo talent show coming up. should I do an interpretive dance to the UCC?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

(UCC = Uniform Commercial Code, for those of you in the lay)

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Feeling kind of regretful about law school in spite of everything. Don't really have a clear picture of why I'm doing it or what I want. I miss having a lot of time to practice and play in bands. I'm bored out of my mind with Contracts and Con Law. No interest in the prestigious biglaw jobs, no interest in govt or public interest.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 06:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Welcome to the next 15 years of your life. You've earned it.

Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2009 08:23 (fifteen years ago) link

yay!

straight b*tch (harbl), Monday, 16 February 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

15 years?

cutty, Monday, 16 February 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I think that sentiment represents a good 90% of our fellow law students up there. Contracts is pretty interesting, but I also found accounting to be really something special.

burt_stanton, Monday, 16 February 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Con Law is painful, though. The cases ... they take forever!

burt_stanton, Monday, 16 February 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"15 years?"

You think this shit ends when you're out of school?

Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think you've given ENOUGH time

cutty, Monday, 16 February 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

what is he, retiring at 40?

cutty, Monday, 16 February 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

guess u cd retire at 40 if you make partner pretty early (32?) but good luck w.that

my dad has a bazooka (cozwn), Monday, 16 February 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

if you make partner generally you stay there until you are 92 and they wheel you out

cutty, Monday, 16 February 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

No. I think he's going to default into a bigfirm job and hate his life and still feel compelled to succeed, and drift out of the job at around 40 years of age.

Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to reconsider after the end of the year and my summer internship and all. I might consider dropping out if the economy isn't even worse by then, which it probably will be. Oh, I see how they get you now.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

OneL Summer: "Oh The Economy is Bad"
TwoL Summer: "Oh, I've already invested two years of my life, why not just get the degree?"
Graduation: "Well I have the degree and it's not like I'm qualified to do anything else"

rite?

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine being a lawyer is one of the securest professions during an economic downturn tbh; you can always make the switch to insolvency if things get rly bad, or firms insolvency practice doubled in 6 months o_O

my dad has a bazooka (cozwn), Monday, 16 February 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

our firm's

my dad has a bazooka (cozwn), Monday, 16 February 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

My roommate hates law school enough that she didn't do an internship her first summer because she was looking for a full-time job outside of law. Unfortunately, the economy IS bad so she's now well into, "Oh, I've already invested two years of my life, why not just get the degree?" I hope she is able to get a job.

Maria, Monday, 16 February 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurting, welcome to my world. Except you actually have good grades. What's another realistic option for a career for you? My field, writing, is toast. I don't even get the 8 zillion freelance job spams I used to years ago... maybe one or two trickle in every week.

burt_stanton, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Good luck making partner from a school like Cardozo or Brooklyn ... our best bets is to start our own firm, though you could very well go full elite, Hurting.

burt_stanton, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't have many options. It's the liberal arts major's curse.

I worked in journalism, which is in bad shape. I could maybe get my last job back - decent pay but doesn't go anywhere (although I guess if I really shake a leg I could get some kind of supervisor position or a job in the main office in Cali and move there). Even teaching - my other backup plan - is tough right now. NYC is mulling big cuts, probably not hiring many out-of-system people.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there any point in joining this Phi Delta Phi thing? $75 sound like 75 good reasons not to.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine being a lawyer is one of the securest professions during an economic downturn tbh; you can always make the switch to insolvency if things get rly bad, or firms insolvency practice doubled in 6 months o_O
But the real estate/conveyancing people have taken a hammering, shirley?

calumerio, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link

well every dept is a bit quieter tbh but prop is always busy and always hiring, tht stuff never seems to get old, bare in mind it's all commercial conveyancing tho so not damaged by any housing slumps

cozwn, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Wish I had your optimism!

calumerio, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i work in a litigation boutique practice... we're pretty flat out and not expecting to slow. i've heard some of the big firms' property practices are doing nothing but defaults right now. it'll recover quicker than other industries though, that's my prediction.

behind the times (gem), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link

What the hell am I going to do this summer? I have to focus on public interest/government stuff, but I simply can't find any internships to apply to! I get maybe 2-3 results on pslaw.net, no results on idealist.org, etc. etc. Time to work the family connections. ;_;

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Law school really does absolutely nothing to help you; it's like you hand them huge amounts of $$$$$$$, and in return you get a decent professor or two. That's it. No nice, comfortable facilities ... no assistance in anything law related outside of how to read cases. Lovely.

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

btw phi delta e-mail person made dumb mistake of putting all names in the "To" line. Everyone on the list now knows who fell below 3.2, which is kind of sad. I couldn't help but think of a couple people differently after that, and I wish I never knew.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link

gah law school is so frustrating and pointless and life-sucking
(appellate brief due Monday)

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, mine's Tuesday.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I got malicious prosecution - defending a successful summary judgment motion of. What's yours?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Sometimes it's like we're the same person. Sometimes it's like everyone in law school is the same person.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Mine is appellee counsel for school that won summary judgment motion on first amendment claim by a student suspended for wearing a medical marijuana shirt

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a very well-designed post-Bong-Hits-4-Jesus mindfuck.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Always with the summary judgment motions. Do they get these from the same book?

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I think someone at my school writes them, but I could be wrong.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

It might be more plausible that they're from a book.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i really really hate writing classes because i can't get into the hypothetical shit. like i don't really care what happens to my fictional client at all. i do way better at work. legal writing/app ad i found to be the most pointless and life-sucking things.

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

They bookmakers are probably only up to summary judgment motions. Maybe next year's students get to do judgment as a matter of law. though I guess they're both basically the same thing, but with a ton of extra steps.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

same here, harble. Doing like, Unemployment Action Center is fun and engaging. These fake scenarios is really hard to inspire hard work and motivation.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Our scenario feels slightly implausible anyway -- it's too constructed and there's too much purposefully left out of the record.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Instead of inventing this bullshit down-the-middle could-go-either-way scenario for our first brief, they should have us do something a little more settled, I think. It would be more useful. I have very little caselaw that supports me and I'm going largely on gut and policy.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Law madness is kind of great at the same time. I wrote a long e-mail to Eugene Volokh about Alito's concurring opinion in Morse v. Frederick!

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link

"Sometimes it's like we're the same person. Sometimes it's like everyone in law school is the same person."

...and with every passing year, my violent hatred for you dudes more and more resembles pity.

Three Word Username, Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate this appellate brief crap. That is all.

burt_stanton, Monday, 23 February 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm in the home stretch

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 February 2009 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, partner and I got an A on our appellate brief, so at least I'm not a total slacker/dumbass. No luck on getting any internships for the summer yet. :{

burt_stanton, Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Spring break. How quaint.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Anyone have any thoughts on the current legal job market, prospects for 2009 OCI, etc.? There's a lot of gloom and doom on the law school boards but sometimes the people there tend to exaggerate.

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sure many firms will still do OCI to nab some summer associates probably

cutty, Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

it's hard to predict as it hinges on the economy and God knows where that will be come September, but my guess is that BigLaw will still show up although they won't nab as many potential summer associates as in the recent past and will be even more snooty selective than they normally are.

if you have any pre-law school experience with bankruptcy you may have a chance.

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Sadly no. I have the grades for OCI easily, but some are speculating that certain firms may skip schools like mine this year and focus on top schools. That's just rumor, of course.

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Man, I'm sitting around waiting to find out if I made the final cut for Moot Court. Some people have already heard. Even the possibility of not making it is making me realize that most of the "happiness" in law school comes from winning stuff, and that's a pretty empty kind of happiness.

btw, what ever happened to Burt Stanton?

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 April 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

he was suggest banned without notice or a hearing

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh if you don't make it you can just feel relieved that's like hundreds less hours you can spend doing school stuff for the next two years

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

barfy harbl

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i like to barf and i am crazy

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i like to harbl and i am barfy

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i didn't do moot court. we had to do a competition second semester of 2L to get on a team and i didn't feel like it. i do not regret it.

barfy (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I kind of want to do it -- I enjoy appellate argument more than most things in law school. Mostly I just want the right stuff on my resume so I can do...???

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Moot court and journal work help, but GPA is the most important thing. You're doing well in that regard, right?

I've not seen burt around at all lately.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

So in the case of another round of good grades, transfer or stay on the full-ride? I'm a bit debt-phobic and I REALLY don't want to move again (I live in student housing), not to mention have to start gathering materials and recs during finals. I also fear change. But some think the opportuinites are better for the average NYU student than they are for the top at my school. No idea whether this economy makes that more or less true (or neither?).

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know if my opinion is less useful or something because i'm pretty anti-fancy schools but i would stay. the benefits seem pretty marginal. if you're at the top of your class at bls the same jobs are open to you, and not having any debt is a huge huge thing.

not to mention you could also lose stuff you've built up like if they also choose moot court in the first year you'd have to re-apply and might not get on, and law review too, and you'd have no reputation with your new professors you'll want recommendations from for 2L summer jobs.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it really frustrates me that they've convinced people that the advantage you get from going to a place like nyu is worth the extra tens of thousands of dollars. i know a bunch of people from my midwest state school going to big fancy firms in nyc (though their start dates are all deferred now) and they've saved themselves a boatload of money by not going to a "real law school" as burt_stanton liked to say. anyway my impression is if your record is good you really don't lose anything worth that much money by being at a lower ranked school as long as it's somewhere in the top 50.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, actually risk of deferral or no offer makes lack-of-debt seem all the more enticing, and it's not like I'm trying to become a federal circuit court justice or leading legal scholar.

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

No, you're perfectly set-up to become a completely neurotic BIGFIRM burnout case by the time you're 34.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

SWEET

eggy mule (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

submitted writing competition. Done with 1L. WOOT!

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 May 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Congrats, dude. The work may get more intense in the second year, but you're over the worst hump in the game.

Damn, I HATED first year.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

If I revive this thread will the law dudes come out of the woodwork again?

I'm in the middle of transfer apps. No idea whether I'll really be better off, especially *in this economy*, but it can't hurt.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Where are you applying to transfer to? I take it your second semester went well as well.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Columbia, NYU, Penn. I had one weird low grade that I can't explain but still finished in the top 6%.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Well done, sir. Congratulations. I think you will find that transferring will be a detaching experience, but if you should manage to get into any one of those three, your job prospects will be better. They each have national name recognition, for sure.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

And I mean that congratulations sincerely. I know a lot of folks who offer congrats on such things don't, but I do.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks. I also don't begrudge anyone their insincerity in such things. It's a shitty system that arbitrarily spits out a lot of people.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

nice work, man

cutty, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks. I'm freaking the fuck out about transferring tbh. My recommendation situation is a mess, and even if I get in I hate having to give up the comfy situation I have. I know I should, but not keen on it.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

you won't know anyone. you will have no bonds with the former 1Ls. they will all shun you, transfer guy.

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Good work, H2. You'll be fine at the new law school, after a semester of violent hazing.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 June 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 June 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Way to go, H2 -- you won't be accepted, and will finish at the top of your class feeling like an inadequate failure, and will spend your law firm career feeling exactly the same way.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

kudos, H2. 10, 20, 30, 40+ years down the line, when someone asks you what law school you went to, you still will have a hard time answering the question.

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

also you will still be paying for it LOL

harbl, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

LAWYER JOEKS

cutty, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

You'll get over the pain of the transfer quickly. I guarantee it.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Aw, thanks guys.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 June 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

We should have law beers one day.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 June 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

you're not a lawyer yet, buddy

cutty, Thursday, 25 June 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

congrats on doing so well, hurting!

some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, it's painful to go through this thread and read my old posts. I first started talking about applying in September 2005!

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

you're not a lawyer yet, buddy

Pay no attention to this person. He's still trying to get over the hazing.

We should totes have law beers some day.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

bullshit

cutty, Sunday, 5 July 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

So I have no idea what the fuck to do in terms of OCI/bidding -- anyone have any tips?

the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 July 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Perhaps this also belongs in the quidities and agonies of the ruling class thread?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/26/business/26lawyers.html?ref=business

the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Downturn Dims Prospects Even at Top Law Schools
By GERRY SHIH
This fall, law students are competing for half as many openings at big firms as they were last year in what is shaping up to be the most wrenching job search season in over 50 years.

For students now, the promise of the big law firm career — and its paychecks — is slipping through their fingers, forcing them to look at lesser firms in smaller markets as well as opportunities in government or with public interest groups, law school faculty and students say.

The frenzy has even pushed the nation’s top firms, a tradition-bound coterie, into discussing how to reform the recruitment process with an earnestness that would have been unthinkable just years ago.

Even if the economy is beginning to pick up, the legal profession has been pummeled over the last year, with some firms closing and survivors often asking associates to take leaves of absence.

How bad is it? Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, the juggernaut of New York, has slashed its hiring by more than half. For the first time in 136 years, Morgan, Lewis & Bockius, a respected Philadelphia firm, has canceled its recruiting entirely. Global firms like DLA Piper and Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe have postponed recruiting for several months to see if the market improves.

At Yale, students accustomed to being wooed by Big Law’s glittering names — like Baker & McKenzie; Milbank, Tweed, Hadley, & McCloy; and White & Case — were stunned when those firms canceled interviews in New Haven this month.

New York University, Georgetown, Northwestern and other top universities confirm that interviews are down by a third to a half compared with a year ago, while lower-ranked schools are suffering more. What is more, when interviews finish in a few weeks, even fewer offers will be extended, said Howard L. Ellin, the chairman of global hiring at Skadden, Arps, because many firms are interviewing students for slots they may not fill.

After he lost his job as a television reporter two years ago, Derek Fanciullo considered law school, thinking it was a historically sure bet. He took out “a ferocious amount of debt,” he said — $210,000, to be exact — and enrolled last September in the School of Law at New York University.

“It was thought to be this green pasture of stability, a more comfortable life,” said Mr. Fanciullo, who had heard that 90 percent of N.Y.U. law graduates land jobs at firms, and counted on that to repay his loans. “It was almost written in stone that you’ll end up in a law firm, almost like a birthright.”

With the cost of law school skyrocketing over the years, the implicit arrangement between students and the most expensive and prestigious schools has only strengthened: the student takes on hefty debt to pay tuition, and the school issues the golden ticket to a job at a high-paying firm — if that’s what the student wants.

“Students came in with a certain sense of what the compact was going to be,” said Irene Dorzback, the assistant dean for career services at the New York University School of Law. But with the system crumbling in recent months, Ms. Dorzback said, “people are now accepting this notion of a lost year.”

The timing is worst for the class of 2011, the second-years now looking to get into firms, because of a unique logjam created last year. After the September financial crisis, firms chose to defer their new hires at the price of steeply cutting recruiting this year.

But students who miss the brief window of opportunity to land an offer this fall may struggle to break into firms once next year’s class rises. When Julia Figurelli, a second-year student at the University of Pennsylvania, decided to enter law school a year ago, she expected to find a lucrative law firm job in three years — if not collecting the $160,000-a-year associate salaries at one of the uppermost partnerships. By the time she obtains her J.D., she says, she will have around $200,000 in debt.

“Had I seen where the market was going, I would’ve gone to a lower-ranked but less expensive public school,” she said. “I’m questioning whether law school was the right choice at all.”

Once aiming to work in Philadelphia, Ms. Figurelli is now hunting for jobs in lower-paying markets, like Pittsburgh and Fort Lauderdale, Fla. “I’m looking anywhere my competition isn’t looking,” she added.

School officials are pushing students to look beyond the white-shoe firms, to delve deep into alumni networks and to start mass letter-writing campaigns to potential employers. Like Ms. Figurelli, many students say that for the first time, they are considering and seeking work with government and public-interest groups.

The Social Security Administration, for example, said applications for lawyer positions and clerkships had more than doubled this year, to 2,000, from 800. The public-interest job fair at N.Y.U. this year was “packed to the gills,” Mr. Fanciullo recalled, but whereas in past years students had seven or eight interviews, some of his classmates this year had zero. “There’s a humongous trickle-down effect,” he said. “When the big firms don’t hire, everyone looks to government. And when those get filled up, then what happens?”

It has been a bizarre new reality, especially for elite schools. At Harvard, officials have had to hawk résumés or tell students, quite simply, to buck up. (“Now is not the time for avoidance, denial or panic,” Mark Weber, the assistant dean of career services, wrote in a March memo to Harvard Law’s graduating class.)

With the system’s frailties exposed by the recession, said Mr. Ellin from Skadden, Arps, the time could be ripe for “massive overhaul.”

Discussions at industry roundtables and casual talk among officials at leading schools and firms suggest a consensus that interview dates should be pushed back to the spring of the second year, if not the third year. The recent problems have arisen, reform-minded critics say, because the legal industry essentially hires two full years ahead of when employees begin to work. And because young lawyers have to be advanced by lockstep every year, it is difficult to make recruiting changes that are responsive to shocks in business.

“There’s a long list of issues that need re-examining,” said Ralph Baxter, the chairman of Orrick. “The current economic circumstances have helped people see the economic inefficiencies we’ve been living with.”

Even lockstep, as sacred a pillar of Big Law as the billable hour, has been undermined by the hiring headaches of the last year, some argue. Orrick and another major firm, Howrey, have introduced innovative programs for associates based on apprenticeships or tiered systems that depart from the traditional “up or out” partner-track models. Some industry observers say their moves represent first steps that may ultimately give firms greater flexibility in hiring.

“The situation is so dramatic it has freed them up to make changes that they wouldn’t otherwise,” said James G. Leipold, the executive director of the Association for Legal Career Professionals. “We’re going through a period of a surprising amount of experimentation.”

Not that any of those changes will come into effect soon enough to help the class of 2011.

On a recent Friday afternoon, Mr. Fanciullo sat at home waiting anxiously for his first callback after four days of interviews. Firms customarily called within 48 hours, he explained.

“You almost bank on the big firms hiring you because they’re really the only ones who can help you pay your debt,” he said, his mind already skipping forward to a situation he didn’t choose to articulate. “Quite frankly it would be an absolute disaster. I don’t know what I’d do."

the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.usnews.com/articles/education/best-law-schools/2009/04/22/why-law-school-is-for-everyone.html

made me think of this thread

iatee, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.usnews.com/dbimages/master/10434/FE_PR_090406_WUvert.jpg

There is no typical law student. As many law students matriculate straight from college as enter after having taken a break in their formal education. Some have aspired to be advocates since they were children and became determined to right the wrongs they had witnessed; others happened to do well on the LSAT taken on a whim.

Whether they ever appear in court or draft a will, they will have been well served by learning how to stand up and speak out. They have been inspired by a sense of civil rights as well as civic responsibilities. They are ready to become leaders.

iatee, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

So it's a meme, but is it catching on with the right people?
http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/02/another-view-lock-the-law-school-doors/?apage=2#comments

September 2, 2009, 10:00 am
Another View: Lock the Law School Doors

Dan Slater, a former litigator, argues that there are too many places at too many law schools, especially with the current hiring slump at law firms.

This summer, in the staid world of legal education, where curriculum is uniform and scholars are trained in the art of like-mindedness, one dean hatched a contrary plan.

In a memo to incoming students, Patricia D. White, the dean of University of Miami School of Law, surmised: “Perhaps many of you are looking to law school as a safe harbor in which you can wait out the current economic storm.” She then urged them to “think hard” about their plans and offered incentives for those willing to defer for one year.

“The nature of the legal profession is in great flux,” Dean White observed. “It is very difficult to predict what the employment landscape for young lawyers will be in May 2012 and thereafter.”

Recently, The New York Times reported on the dire straits of today’s law student. As firms begin an industrywide overhaul, which has entailed slashing jobs and reconsidering hidebound inefficiencies like the lockstep salary, students will compete for half as many $160,000-a-year jobs this year as they did last. According to the National Association for Legal Career Professionals, the 2008 recruiting season marked “what is likely to be the beginning of a weaker legal employment market that may last for a number of years.”

Meanwhile, as job opportunities abate, law school matriculation rates rise unchecked. Each year, the number of students who enroll at one of 200 law schools approved by the American Bar Association inches closer to 50,000. Even at Miami, where 32 students took Dean White up on her offer to defer, the school is still left with a first-year population of 527 — ­ 35 percent more than last year’s incoming class.

This fall, as thousands of second-year law students wait in vain for callback interviews and ponder instructions to cast a wider net, they might wonder why, when they signed up for all of this, no one mentioned times were changing. They might even look at Miami’s attempt, however futile, to stanch enrollment and call it an honorable thing.

The American Bar Association, which continues to approve law schools with impunity and with no end in sight, bears complicity in creating this mess. Yet a spokeswoman, citing antitrust concerns, says the A.B.A. takes no position on the optimal number of lawyers or law schools. So then how about the schools? Can they save future generations of students from themselves?

If it means shrinking classes, don’t count on it. Limiting education is un-American, not to mention anticapitalist, even if many law schools appear to profit from what may charitably be called an inefficient distribution of market information.

Take, for instance, the employment statistics posted on the Web sites of three low-ranked law schools in New York City, the country’s biggest market for legal employment. All three advertise that 45 to 60 percent of their 2008 graduates who reported salary information are making a median salary of $150,000 to $160,000.

Now, of course there must be some way of slicing and dicing the numbers to yield that magic result. But what happens, in practice, is that prospective degree-purchasers enroll in these $43,000-a-year programs believing their chances of landing that Big Law job are about one in two. Tempting odds.

Other schools market their degrees without six-figure promises. “If you counted on starting at $160,000 per year, then you’re in for a huge disappointment,” said Bryant Garth, the dean at Southwestern Law School in Los Angeles, where enrollment is up 11 percent. He disagrees with Miami’s approach and believes that trying to shrink class size amounts to panicking. “I insist law is still a good career,” he said. “Students may just have to make it in a more entrepreneurial fashion.”

Either way, the burden falls ultimately to aspiring legal eagles to reconsider motivations rather than borrow money on the expectation that they’ll make fat salaries, pay off debt in short order and win that express ticket to an upper-middle-class lifestyle. Because those days, grand as they might have been, are gone.

But will next year’s round of applicants heed the signals? Or, like Gatsby’s revelers, will they simply push on at an ever greater clip, boats against the current, toward that green light in the ivory tower and the promising future that, quite literally, recedes before them? After all, there will always be the possibility, however faint, of Big Law money and white-shoe prestige — ­ those powerful tonics for every new batch of wandering liberal arts graduates.

“I don’t know if we can take it for granted that a 22-year-old knows what it means to borrow $100,000,” said Nora V. Demleitner, the dean of Hofstra Law School, where enrollment is up a relatively modest 5 percent. “They look at the $100,000 in loans, and then they look at the $160,000 salary. And they think, ‘Well, that’s not so bad.’”

Dan Slater, a former litigator, is a freelance journalist in New York and a former writer of The Wall Street Journal’s Law Blog.

the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 September 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

hey law school and law-practicing folks

I had a realization today that focusing on soft IP courses is a waste of time -- I'll probably never practice IP without a science (patent) background, no one gives people TM/Copyright work out of school, and everyone thinks they want to do these practice areas because they seem sexy. So I want to change directions -- what courses should I take that will actually contribute to my employability?

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

You take the courses you want to. Nobody looks at your courses but your first employer, and there are ways to get around a bad first job.

Missed the Slater article the first time around, but I would react with a big "duh" and a suggestion that it would be even more important to reform financial aid, even (maybe especially) at the elite law schools, as the status quo is clearly based on the inevitability of graduates heading for BIGLAW sooner or later.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

TWU is right. And generally I don't think law school classes prepare you to do the nuts-and-bolts work of any practice area besides litigation (which is just an extension of what you do in law school). Hiring partners know this. Do well in the courses you choose and your employability will take care of itself.

BTW, did you wind up transferring to a different law school? (Apologies if my memory is faulty and you weren't considering a transfer. In my defense: I am old/have Early Onset Senility.)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree. just take them if you think they're interesting. taking classes just because you feel like you should can be sooooo miserable. also patent is obviously not the only type of IP so why do you think you'll *never* do IP?

harbl, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Kind of just feel like getting an update from ilx attorneyfolk - how are things at your jobs? Feeling the effects of the market/recession at all? I think I'm starting to outgrow that buzzy law student panic and settling into things a bit more, even though I struck out at OCI. In the long run maybe it's better that I did.

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

as a city lawyer, job security is a big perk. the pay is the only negative but lifestyle makes up for it in spades.

if you are interested in working for NYC I could get your resume to the right person.

la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

E-mailed you.

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't email you back though!

la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

You can't use ilx webmail?

O-mar Gaya (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

O YEA

la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, didn't know the way webmail worked had changed. Sending you a reply to your reply via webmail, will include name and proper e-mail address.

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

bump

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

btw cutty u get my proper e-mail address?

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe you should attach your proper email address to your ilx account.

O-mar Gaya (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Things are good over here. Working at an employment-centered lawfirm that represents large public entities (community colleges, school districts and other liability factories) means more work than we can possible handle. Which is good.

See Also - low billable requirements.

Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty can scots lawyers work in NYC? no, not easily anyway and it makes me sad I shd probably just emigrate to aus

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm scared to jinx it, but we've been fine. In fact, if anything, there's been more litigation than usual in the past year and a half.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Tip to those who want to work in Louisiana: brush up on your Napoleonic Code.

O-mar Gaya (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

hurting i think i just saw your buddy in the elevator

la monte jung (cutty), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

woot

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

2 years finished, got job.

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Congratulations.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ty

Small lit firm with decent clients, interesting work. Pay is low for the market but liveable.

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

nice. what kind of litigation?

cutty, Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

General commercial I guess - the stuff they're working on right now is a mix. Two of their main things right now are a trademark case and a holocaust art restitution case, although I don't think they're necessarily art and IP oriented.

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder what burt_stanton is doing right now

velko, Sunday, 16 May 2010 07:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man, would love to know. Was he banned?

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate being a lawyer now, as i sit in the renovated law library from my alma mater.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Two months and four days until the first day of law school. Somehow pulled a 180 on my LSATs last summer and seriously considered applying to Ivies etc. until I realized that 90% of funding in the states is earmarked for domestic students, even at Columbia, Harvard, etc. etc.

Coming from a background in poli sci and internat'l development, was hoping to be at McGill here in Montreal, where you get training in both common law and the civil code in one go-around, but I'm still waitlisted as of today (LSATs not considered in Quebec since they're English-language aptitude tests) and once I can find an apartment I'm off to University of Toronto. School's got biglaw/corporate vibe to it and a relatively cut-throat reputation, but adequate space for other stuff.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Just scanned through the thread and trying to decide where I should stand on the excitement/dread matrix

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

good luck, AIM.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 July 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Feel like there are fewer law schools overall (and maybe relatively) in Canada, but given population discrepancy I'm not sure if that changes market saturation/job prospects/etc. Not that that matters, necessarily.

jdunderground is the most terrifying thing I've seen all week, mind you. Heh.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

unlikely you'd know, at this point, where you stand on that matrix. but it's good that you're thinking about it. too many people go into law for the wrong reasons, and regret it.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 July 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, good idea to stay away from jdunderground -- for mental health reasons, if nothing else. not that it can't be rough, but you don't need to have your face rubbed in it.

The Beatles are not pizza!!! (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 July 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like a rotting husk of a former man. will law school give me back my humanity?

― burt_stanton

buzza, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

rip

iatee, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks!

More excited about this than I come off. Surely this will be beaten out of me eventually, but entering with total cynicism can't possibly be a wise move.

My mom was a real estate lawyer in Toronto in biglaw for a while until my sisters and I were young. Having had a front row seat to what that lifestyle means and does to you, I know I'm not heading that way - not a BAD thing to do, but not a balanced thing to do.

At the moment, part of me wants to use law as a means into policy work with internat'l orgs/ngos that line up with what i've already been studying for the past however many years, but I spoken to enough people to know that halfway through first year, I could fall madly in love with Torts. Or something.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Basically:

- entering with a vague sense of direction and optimism, but with enough cynicism and openness to change to not get totally blind-sided by the nasty surprises of law school
- willingness and acknowledgement that the only way through this is a SHIT TON of difficult work of intense volume, and that you thus need to reallly want to do this
- just enough of a non-law life to maintain sanity (1 evening a week?)

Am I missing anything?

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 5 July 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

First of all, congrats on the 180, I assume you know how rare that is. I imagine that you got a very nice scholarship given that you opted out of the top US private schools, and low debt is a great way to go.

What you have there sounds basically like the right attitude and approach. I would also add that it's a good idea to get in touch with and embrace your competitive side, because you need it for motivation. I think this is kind of counterinstinctual for left-leaning liberal artsy types, but I really found it useful to be able to admit to myself that I DID want the A, which meant beating 90% of my classmates in any given class.

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 July 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

About those three points, Alex (and repeating here that Hurting's law school advice is uniformly awful, and his rude awakening will be coming in the next 24 months):

- the first one is good; but more important than cynicism is an "eyes on the prize" attitude. Think about what you really want to do and how law school can help you get there throughout your time at law school. People who enter law school to do NGO work and end up doing corporate law stuff generally did NOT get converted by the magical genius of their Contracts professor -- they simply started stopped thinking like themselves and started thinking like the rest of their classmates. Keep the end in sight, and think about the kin of lawyer you want to be (as opposed to the kind of lawyer you can easily get a job and make some money as),

- take the word "difficult" out and this point is true for a handful of law schools (Chicago, McGill, I dunno about Toronto); take out "difficult" and replace "SHIT TON" with "fair amount", and the sentence is true for 98% of law schools in North America. This stuff is not generally that difficult, although law students have enjoyed convincing themselves that it is for generations.

- you want as much personal life as you can possibly fit into your life. One full night a week and one full day every weekend is a MINIMUM, and you will also have and want to have some down time every day.

Three Word Username, Monday, 5 July 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm a really competitive person but generally found it impossible to want As very badly and didn't like to be around people who did (nb i did sometimes get better grades than them anyway). you are gonna turn into a different person but it's not all bad. the bad parts i feel are slowly lifting away 14 months after graduation and i'm becoming myself again and having fun, it's weird. and i am going to be the kind of lawyer i wanted to be, though not in the same subject area.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 5 July 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean not the same as i thought i would do when i started law school, i changed my mind pretty soon after that

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 5 July 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Changing your mind is legitimate and can happen, but +10 years out of law school it becomes clearer who changed their mind and who had their mind changed for them, you know?

Three Word Username, Monday, 5 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 5 July 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

and repeating here that Hurting's law school advice is uniformly awful, and his rude awakening will be coming in the next 24 months)

Not really sure what this means, especially since I haven't given very much "advice" here other than that post. But so far my experience is that better grades open more doors, whatever you want to do. So it's worth it to buckle down for at least your first year and say "fuck it, I'm going to try as hard as I can to get the best grades I can." And to that end, it's better to just be honest with yourself. I do NOT mean that you should go blabbing about grades with your classmates. But I don't really believe people who say they don't care about grades, unless they go to a high enough ranked school that grades don't matter.

If by "rude awakening" you mean that big law firm life sucks, (1) I missed my shot at it anyway because of the economy and (2) I don't have any illusions about it. Even if you want to work in a non-profit or government, you need the best grades you can get today because there are just many more graduating law students than there are jobs. I don't think things were anywhere near as competitive ten years ago. But I happen to like the little firm where I landed quite a lot, and hope to stay there.

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Not really sure what this means, especially since I haven't given very much "advice" here other than that post."

"Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1638 of them)" -- I would understand why you wouldn't want to click there, but if you did, you'd see the absurdity of what you just typed.

The rude awakening is one that comes to all who chase grades -- soon there are no more grades to chase, and failure is something more substantial than a letter.

Three Word Username, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't find that to be true in the 6 years I worked before law school, doubt I will find it true now. Doing your best to figure out how to succeed at something and then applying yourself is not a recipe for failure.

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean if your point is that grades aren't that big in the grand scheme of things, then of course that's true. But first year law school grades probably matter relatively more than almost any other grades you can get in any field. There is no good reason NOT to chase grades at least for that year.

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, before I call your vis-a-vis first year grades and how to succeed in the legal world into question again, how'd that law school transfer that your first year grades were going to guarantee work out for you?

Three Word Username, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

your wisdom vis-a-vis

Three Word Username, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't apply to transfer because I didn't want the debt. Several people from my section with about the same grades as me transferred to Harvard, Columbia, NYU.

Besides, I really don't see your point - if I had applied to transfer and not gotten in that would prove that you shouldn't care about grades?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So this is really happening. Just found a place to live in Toronto. Move in three weeks. Classes start Sept. 8.

Was wandering through the law library this weekend in my spare time and randomly pulling books off shelves only to realize that I can't make head or tail of any of it.

Occasional thought: What the fuck am I getting myself into?
Less occasional thought: Why the hell am I doing this exactly?
Thankfully, at least wrt the latter, there was a fairly timely reminder.

Alex in Montreal, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

LMAO. And so, of course, three days after finding a place to live in Toronto, and preparing to move, McGill deigns to take me off their waitlist and accept me.

McGill: 13500$ total expenses a year instead of 39000$ at Toronto due to Quebec gov't subsidies and my Quebec residency status. Also, I'd walk out with a BCL *and* an LLB - not the US-comparable JD from University of Toronto, but degrees in both common and civil law in 3.5 years is nothing to sniff at, especially given that I want to head in the direction of international public interest work. While Toronto has insanely good funding for international human rights internships and quality connections with non-governmentals, McGill's nothing to sniff at either - they're hosting the Global Conference on Human Rights in Diverse Societies in October (https://secureweb.mcgill.ca/efchr-events/) so...not a bad option at all.

The deposit on the apartment in Toronto is only 300$ and I haven't signed a lease yet, and while there would be some paperwork hassle with the government loans/bursaries application, I can't think of a major deterrent to just saying 'fuck it' and staying in Montreal. My only hesitation is that for the civil law portions of your classes, all of your material (and thus 50% of your total material) is in French, which I can handle as reading material, but additionally the university strongly recommends that you take at least one class in first year in French. My French is good, but not sure if it's up to the task of legal academia.

Also, with five weeks until the start of classes, the idea of a total 180 is giving me whiplash. I think I'm going to do it, though.

Y /\/\ /\/\ \/ (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

You would be crazy not to do it.

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link

good luck man! lawyers are cool by me

terry squad (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

if u stay u can be my lawyer

al gore vidal gore (s1ocki), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah? Yeah. University of Toronto has a reputation in Canada as the stronger school, maybe? But that's because it's singular focus on common law means that they offer a much more rigourous standard of legal education for the one system, but it's really only THE school to be at if you want to end up on big Bay Street firms.

Glad that you have my back on this, though. Major life decisions should rarely be made w/o consulting the Internet. Haha. (Seriously, though, perspective from people who have done the law school thing is useful. Thanks!)

Y /\/\ /\/\ \/ (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh actually I didn't know Toronto was considered the stronger school. I thought you were going to the better school for cheaper.

I may not actually know enough about the Canadian legal market to advise. My general feeling is that there are only two factors that should make up the bulk of your law school decision - cost and what it does for your career. Stuff like "funding for human rights internships" shouldn't be a major factor - you can do internships coming from any school, and ultimately there's a good chance you won't wind up working in the particular area you want to. Especially in something like international human rights, where jobs are scarce and competitive.

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 July 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, they're neck and neck in terms of goodness, to be honest. Just different focuses. Toronto pitches itself very much in the mold of top tier American schools, including the pricing schedule. Rigorous common law training, Socratic method, corporate tilt, hyper competitive, etc. etc., direct ties to a lot of big name firms in Canada. (It helps that as a city Toronto is the centre of corporate law in the country.)

McGill is well, one of two schools that have a bijuridical curriculum and the only one that teaches a transsystemic approach - you learn both systems of law simultaneously in a comparative structure. It's innovative and leads to a lot of really creative and interesting ways of looking at law, esp. from an international perspective. So my point is, you might be better trained in a standard sort of legal process at Toronto, but you walk out of McGill with a very unique perspective on the law.

Hope that clarifies. (The advantage to having both systems, in theory is that you're more marketable anywhere internationally because 60% of the world uses droit civil, and any federal gov't work smiles on being able to work in either context.)

Y /\/\ /\/\ \/ (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"the advantage to having both systems, in theory is that you're more marketable anywhere internationally"

tbh I'm a little skeptical of this -- it's not like my common-law based education me "marketable" in other common-law countries. Although it does sound very interesting to be trained in both and have the comparative perspective.

Otherwise it sounds like McGill is a better bet unless what you really want is to work in a top Canadian firm.

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Mmm. Yeah. I think the marketability isn't necessarily the BCL in and of itself, but rather the familiarity with both systems - lets you dance back and forth across the line, esp. in things like internat'l commercial arbitration and so forth.

In theory, at least.

Y /\/\ /\/\ \/ (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link

dudes who have gone to law school, some advice! writing my professors about my "aspirations for law school" and I'm not really sure what to write beyond having interests in "international law" and "public interest law"

so my question is, how good of an idea did you all have of the areas of your interest before you applied?

(btw congrats AiM! good thing you haven't changed your display name yet!)

i thought i wanted to do IP stuff and it somewhat drove where i applied, but i wasnt ttly set on it or anything.

i think that unless you already have a really strong legal background somehow, like ur reading cases regularly for enjoyment or something? idk, you really cant grasp what it's gonna be like. anyway im like 5+ yrs out & have worked for the gov't the entire time

johnny crunch, Friday, 23 July 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i had not a very good idea, just public interest. you can (and should) talk about non-law stuff you've done.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 23 July 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I wasn't sure, beyond knowing I wanted to be a litigator.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 23 July 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah very few people can honestly say they know going in. Even people who have worked as paralegals don't always have a full sense of any particular area of law.

Most people either think they want to be trial lawyers like on TV, want to do "IP" or "international law" because it sounds vaguely sexy and cutting edge, or "public interest" because it pleases their consciences. There are some people, especially in the last category, who are genuinely committed to the idea they come with but most are not. Believe me two years from now you'll be telling us how you "actually think bankruptcy is really interesting" and you will half mean it. Ha. Law school.

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 July 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

You have no idea how the next few years of your life are going to affect you. This is not to say something terribly profound or to be some wizened old hand, but seriously - you may realize that you actually enjoy litigation (*raises hand*) and those other things are just not your cup of tea.

I went in thinking I wanted to do something related to education, but had NO idea how to get into that. During law school, I developed and fostered an interest in estate planning, but found out that its REALLY hard to get an entry level gig in estate planning, so got a litigation job, followed by another one . . . defending public entities, like school districts and community colleges.

So, like I say - you have NO idea.

The only thing I can guarantee you is that, especially your first year, what you get out of it is DIRECTLY proportional with how much you put into it. Do the work, make sure you either understand everything or ask questions until you understand everything, and - MOST IMPORTANTLY - don't be a dick to anyone. Friends are invaluable in law school

Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm still doing public interest.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 October 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Believe me two years from now you'll be telling us how you "actually think bankruptcy is really interesting" and you will half mean it. Ha. Law school.

haha, true. only substitute "ERISA/Employee Benefits" for "bankruptcy" and that was kinda my l-school story. (i don't do ERISA work, for better or worse.)

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Saturday, 23 October 2010 07:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man. That video has been making the rounds all week. About to lock myself up for the weekend to start a paper for my Foundations/Philosophy of Law class and a canned memo for Methodology. Still seem to be surviving and enjoying it. Working simultaneously in two systems in most classes is perplexing at times, and the Civil Code of Quebec weighs a fucking tonne (slogan: all the law you'll ever need, and a lot of shit you'll never read) but I'm already surprised by how much I'm digging studying law for its own sake - instrumental uses aside.

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Plus, in November I get to start doing legal research for the Montreal Institute for Genocide Studies. Yay?

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

It would be nice to be around people who don't make or understand specific performance and binding precedent jokes, mind you. They don't warn you that it's a black hole of humour.

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, it may not seem so at the time or immediately after graduating but law school DOES inculcate a certain useful way of looking at issues and problems. dunno whether that by itself justifies the $100K+ price tag (esp. including the opportunity costs of spending 3 years of your life at whatever l-school you're attending).

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Saturday, 23 October 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

It would be nice to be around people who don't make or understand specific performance and binding precedent jokes, mind you.

if you say the constitution is a living, breathing document . . . i may have to kill myself.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 October 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

"I am incredibly committed!" "I think you should be committed."

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 23 October 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 23 October 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Seriously. Fact patterns about whether or not publicly-owned companies that gov'ts own majority interests in count as "government" per Charter claims are fun, but they shouldn't be to sane people, right?

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 23 October 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

gah. you'd think going to law school, doing post law school training, doing my traineeship and actually qualifying as a lawyer would stand you in good stead but the further out I get from my last legal position the less and less attractive I become especially in this buyer's market. increasingly feels like the last two years have ruined the 7 years of hard work I put in beforehand.

has anyone here taken 'a career break' of however long and successfully re-entered the profession? doesn't help that my technical ability is rotting by the day

cozen, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

what I need is basically someone who is willing to take me on as an NQ but accept that I've probably regressed to the level of a second year trainee. the worst thing is, I know 3 months hard work in a law firm would bring me right back up to speed it's just communicating this to employers without sounding like 'herp derp I've actually forgotten a lot of my training and I'm not commercially aware no more'

cozen, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

can you just bluff it, get in the door and then quietly bring yourself back up to speed

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

nb I know nothing about how any of this works

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

gah New York Civil Practice in 3rd year is like the part where you get to the top of the mountain and you can see the valley of shit below.

ball (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 November 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Volunteered as a fake-witness this weekend for the mock trial that was a Fourth-Year friend's Civil Litigation final. Was actually kind of fun, notwithstanding the fact that I was mostly doing it to avoid studying for Civil Property/Droit des biens or contemplating doctrinal nuances of arguments for and against no-fault product liability regimes in Quebec.

Midterms hit a week from tomorrow. Civil Property / Torts / Constitutional M / W / F, Contracts the following Tuesday. It's about to get very interesting... :S

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 29 November 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thank the lord this is almost over. I was just diagnosed with dyspraxia - I always thought I was just lazy and spacey (or as the fam would say, 'useless'), but makes sense considering the utter hell this experience has been. The only classes I've done well in require creative legal thinking (litigation classes mostly). Too bad finals asking to develop interesting ways to sue people were few and far between; not sure creative problem solving is even valued in the legal field, seems like school trains us to be mindless paper-shuffling drones, which I'm clearly very bad at being.

Anyone have any advice on getting litigation work with crummy grades (3.2 GPA)? Possible hope?

Spectrum, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure creative problem solving is even valued in the legal field

it is. your GPA is fine. the problem is the difficult market for emerging first-year lawyers. keep your head up; you'll be okay.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Ugh, take-home exams are fucking hell. Now 28.5 hours left to write another 5 pages of my paper and cobble it into something coherent, then a brief episode of freedom tarnished only by having to edit my note.

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like a rotting husk of a former man. will law school give me back my humanity?

― burt_stanton

buzza, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

officially survived first semester, although final finals should never be take-homes - the impetus to actually bust yr ass on a 2500 word paper on philosophy of law, hart & fuller and the distinction between law and morality is not something easily conjured.

two weeks of freedom before diving back into the fray.

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/09/business/09law.html

markers, Sunday, 9 January 2011 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

The problem is really the same in any professional field, maybe you'll make your mark as a student but once you get started in the workplace the people upstairs make no note of whatever might be special or different about you. This is a bad practice, it happened to my brother, but it happened to friends of mine in practically every professional field.

I think people single out law for this because attorneys are an easy target for people who can't succeed at anything. Don't let anyone discourage you in any professional field!

don't smurf (u s steel), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

had a job
job fell through

rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 April 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

sorry : (

buzza, Saturday, 30 April 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

sucks :-( do you have a backup plan?

br8080 (dayo), Saturday, 30 April 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

:( That blows.

As of yesterday at 10AM I have officially finished first year (after a 24 hour constitutional take home exam) and am applying (semi-fruitlessly) for research assistant positions with profs. Law jobs aren't things people have, per se, until after second year, because the combined degree is a 3.5/4 year program, but still, the prospect of not doing something vaguely law-y for the summer makes me nervous. Foot in the door early, etc. etc. But all in all first year wasn't that awful. Hoping to end the year with an A- or two and some mixed Bs/B+s but I don't want to jinx it before marks come out in two weeks.

Alex in Montreal, Saturday, 30 April 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

So yeah, looks like I'm graduating in the top 5% and jobless. Pretty frustrated right now. Will get over it. But feel like I wasted the whole year that I could have spent looking for jobs, lost the chance to apply for clerkships, etc. Also no idea how long it will take me to find something else.

In a larger sense I also feel like in my monomaniacal pursuit of grades (a not unreasonable pursuit considering the employment stats from my school) I've kind of lost sight of what I actually want to do or what I even want out of life.

Perhaps I'll have some time to reflect/regain perspective in the next few weeks.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 May 2011 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh dude...

i had a really good friend graduate from a decent but not top 10 school last year & the place she clerked the previous summer ended up not hiring her (they didnt hire anyone). it took her some time but she still found something great, keep your chin up.

haha i guess this also means that burt_stanton wouldve been graduating law school...

funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

I now return from my self-imposed ILXile to issue the single most satisfying "I told you so" of my entire life.

Three Word Username, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

I told you so, dude.

Three Word Username, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

Now revive a bass technique thread and give us your second most satisfying "I told you so."

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

No, don't really do that.

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

And I drunkenly award TWU an OTM. OTM.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

This, i assume, is like watching my future in slow motion. Managed to snag a part time research position with a prof for the summer, provided he likes my first week of product. Drawing blanks on everything else. Grades finally get released tomorrow.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Well in any case, I'm done. Woot!

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Got a new job. Doing securities litigation -- plaintiff's side, meaning we'll be representing pension funds and such, so it actually even has a slightly public interest angle. Weird though -- I think the mind of 2001 me would be slightly blown if I went back in time and told him I was going to be a securities litigator.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

will you write me a will if I give you an end table?

Latham Green, Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yay for jobs! I'm writing memos about 18th century German contract theory and the evolution of individual rights. Which is slightly less public interest-y then I'd like, but once I get my summer schedule in order, I'm going to see if a couple of local NGOs need any pro bono research help.

semi-ironic 'faggot' (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

will you write me a will if I give you an end table?

― Latham Green, Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark

Don't know jack about wills. Although eventually I'll get to it in my bar study, so I'll get back to you.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

i decided not to write on to a journal and am already feeling like it's a decision i'm going to regret. i wasn't eligible for law review, but hopefully not doing a secondary journal doesn't hurt me too bad.

kaygee, Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

Are Journals really that important? I feel like a decent number of people are involved with various journals up here, but there isn't the sense that it is *mandatory* for future success.

semi-ironic 'faggot' (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

i'm honestly not really sure. law review is definitely a big deal, especially for judicial clerkships and biglaw, but neither of those are things that i want to do. i think they're definitely helpful in showing that you're willing to do thankless work and that your editing/writing skills are strong, but hopefully the fact that i spent a couple of years in journalism before starting law school does that for me instead.

kaygee, Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't have a good sense of how things work in Canada, but in the US Law Review (or whatever your school's main/top journal is called) is just unreasonably, disproportionately beneficial to your career, probably moreso than anything else you can do. Beyond that, stuff like secondary journals and moot court can help but are nowhere near the kind of benefit. It's partly just prestige for prestige sake, which is especially weird if you grade onto law review, since that makes the prestige kind of redundant to your grades.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

However since you didn't do the writing comp, you might want to consider moot court/mock trial if you can still do it. Some litigation firms seem to value it.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

Depending on what Moot you do, don't certain sectors pay attention? i.e. Jessup and international work, etc. etc.

semi-ironic 'faggot' (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Many days lately I've spoken almost no words to anyone other than my wife or people on the internet #barstudy

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 July 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

One foot in front of the other, man. Soon enough you'll be billing far too many hours for far too little money.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 8 July 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

Studying for the bar exam has forced me to come to the conclusion that I do not want to be a lawyer. I'm going to finish this out because my family and friends have been supporting me, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to do this for a living. Probably should have developed my original career in retrospect since ... I actually enjoyed that and was good at it. :{

When I'm in my suit sitting around other lawyers and students I feel like a ticking time bomb wrapped in houndstooth.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 July 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Whoa whoa. Bar exam study is NOT the time to decide that. It's a little bit like being in the last mile of a ten mile spring training run and saying "This last mile has made me realize I don't want to be a baseball player"

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

TBF I don't know if baseball players actually do 10-mile runs -- seems like it might be excessive for their sport.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

I think at the end of each mile there's a lawn chair and a beer, and they get 2 hours to complete the whole run.

The reason I thought this is because even in my internships I was miserable. I found the work boring, painful, and unfulfilling. The thought of becoming a practicing lawyer has in my mind the same place as thinking about the end of my life. I'm single, I'm in my late 20s, and I'm a total weirdo. It feels like I'm giving it all up to do something I don't really enjoy that's a huge personal commitment. I think to myself, "well, maybe I'm just being weak! Or I'm afraid to grow up!" But my first job was at a huge corporation managing massive creative projects, and I enjoyed that challenge and responsibility. Law feels like a wingtip shoe pressed against my throat.

Full disclosure: I did not think about these things before entering law school, and repressed them while in law school so I could complete my work.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, and the community of lawyers is not to my liking at all. I'm a sensitive dude, and the whole super-aggressive, competitive environment just made me sick. I don't particularly care about possessions or money, and feel esteem comes from fulfilling inner potential (maaaan) rather than having a collectively-agreed upon icon of Success that takes red tooth and/or claw to acquire. Frankly, I don't know what the hell I want out of being a lawyer.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

I understand how you feel, but I think the stress of the bar exam is really not the time to decide. Go study and pass the bar. Do you have a job lined up? If not, after the bar you can decide what kinds of jobs you want to apply for to minimize your misery. Maybe government is the way to go if you want a less competitive/alpha-male environment and an easier schedule.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, jobs that are truly fulfilling are hard to come by, and just earning a living is hard enough in this economy. So you're better off with one more tool under your belt to earn a living. You could stick it out for a few years with a heavy savings plan and then put the savings toward being able to do something you'd rather be doing, just for example.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Saturday, 9 July 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

small-firm lawyers are gen. more chill than BigLaw lawyers (with notable exceptions such as our own Daniel Esq. :D) i dunno where in the USA you are, Spectrum, but i've also found that lawyers in NJ are MUCH more civil and willing to help than their NYC counterparts.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

of course, small-firm paychecks are pretty shitty even during good times ;_;

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

small-firm lawyers are gen. more chill than BigLaw lawyers (with notable exceptions such as our own Daniel Esq. :D)

thanks, tad. i've been with both, and prefer a small firm. but all firms -- big or small -- have their own cultures; you may yet find something you love. or at least something you can tolerate.

watch this instructive video to help guide your career

of course, small-firm paychecks are pretty shitty even during good times ;_;

not necessarily.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I'm taking the NJ bar exam, so that's an option. I worked at the AG's office in Jersey one summer and I loved the people I worked for; they were super smart, nice, and a little on the odd side (as opposed to the Brooklyn DA's office where my supervisor was like one of those lesser demons from a D&D manual, and the other intern trash talked me to the supervisor to gain some imaginary edge in her mind, as if doing a good job wasn't enough).

The problem is, I haven't found any area of the law to be interesting at all, and the work itself is painfully boring. I used to write huge manuals about inter-office communications systems and I found that more interesting than Con Law, writing memos, etc., mostly because I was tackling the project from an "aesthetic"/communicative perspective, so to speak. All the things I find interesting in life aren't really present in the legal profession, plus a lot of crap that I find dreary.

But all your advice is good, and I'm going to finish out this out as best as I can. There's no sense not to. Maybe I need a day off.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

where in NJ are you, Spectrum? north, central, or south? there are def. some differences in "the way things are done" b/w North Jersey and South Jersey (in law as in everything else). you can make a good living concentrating on NJ law, though the pay isn't generally as high as in either NYC or Philly (at least for BigLaw).

as for what area to concentrate on eventually -- there are definitely areas where someone who isn't super-competitive/hyper-Alpha Male can thrive. i'm thinking of areas like elder law, trusts and probate, some real estate, etc. if you worked for the NJ AG's office, i'm assuming that you like litigation? if you don't like conflict and drama, one area to avoid would be family law (not just in NJ, but anywhere).

also, good luck on the NJ Bar exam. the year i took it, we didn't have any questions on NJ Civil Procedure (prob. better that y'all be tested on that subject, since there are some major differences b/w the NJ Rules and NY's CPLR [i dunno anything about PA civ. pro.]).

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 9 July 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

I'm from Northern NJ, so that's where my base of operations would be.

I think it's interesting when I said "sensitive" that it was taken with the connotation of being "weak" or "submissive", ie, not the alpha-male type. The way I meant it is that I feel this intense empathy for other people, like it's this instantaneous chain reaction in my mind that people have all these levels of emotion, pride, family, friends, etc., and so it becomes difficult for me to act in a "negative" way towards them. I also get sickened when I see people who put themselves in a better position at the needless expense of others. When I was a kid I used to stand up to bullies in school who I saw doing that because even as a kid it made me intensely angry.

I thought these personality traits would be good in law ... defending people who were wronged, and helping make things right! Unfortunately, that's not how it goes, as far as I've seen. I've represented about half a dozen clients in court so far and it makes me feel like my idealism was misplaced. One client I successfully represented in a difficult unemployment dispute (2 hearings, 6 adverse witnesses, no witnesses on my side) and she was this aggressive serial harasser and bully who not only deserved to be fired, but said to me on the day of our final hearing, "I just spent all my money on Christmas presents, so you better win this for me!". I just wanted to throw her case in the garbage at that point.

I also helped a serial wife-beater get even less probation than my PD office was asking for (with the help of clever on-the-feet tactics). At the DA's office I worked for prosecutors who verged on sociopathic - I watched one prosecutor lie through her teeth during an client interview, and I thought, "did anyone else catch these ridiculously inconsistent statements?" They were also miserably cruel, which annoyed the hell out of me. Maybe I'm blowing things out of proportion, who knows, I just feel things really intensely. Especially stress. I hate that stuff.

Anyway, thanks for reading me vent, I feel it's hard letting this crap out to my friends and friendly since they're dealing with so much themselves ... so uhhh, thanks ILX!

Spectrum, Monday, 11 July 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/business/law-school-economics-job-market-weakens-tuition-rises.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&ref=business

Matasar seems like such a strange character

iatee, Sunday, 17 July 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

USNews seems to ruin everything. I'd really like to see a competitor ranking system challenge them; I recognize that there will be attempts to game any system, but things like $ spent per student are just insane as measures of quality and really damaging. Also if they're going to use employment data they really need to independently verify it and not rely on schools.

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 July 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

it's sorta amazing that some crappy magazine can be responsible for so much shit

iatee, Sunday, 17 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

I just realized today: going to law school for me isn't a pursuit for a new career. it isn't self-betterment. It's yet another act of self-destruction. I rule.

― burt_stanton

buzza, Friday, 7 October 2011 05:48 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha BURRRRRRRRT

markers, Friday, 7 October 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

fuuuuuck, someone please tell me there are disorganized lawyers out there

one year and a bit into law school and i'm still a last-minute clusterfuck. so far: bad grades hopefully balanced out somewhat by solid extracurriculars. but a major achilles' heel in that i'm not sure if i'll ever be able to fastidiously log time... or keep an organized file... or be on top of BF dates... yeuch. i mean, i'm targeting the salaried crown prosecutor job anyways, but i might start out doing crim defense cuz that seems to be where the jobs have been these last few.

how much of a priority is organization for lawyers?

fennel cartwright, Friday, 7 October 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

Dude, of course there are disorganized lawyers out there. You should see the desks of some partners. You should hear how many times I've already said to experienced people "Uh, we're supposed to have a conference call this week -- did anyone set that up?" etc.

Still, thing is it will make your life much easier and make your work better to be organized.

I had the same fears about billing, keeping files, etc. Some of it is a matter of simple systems -- e.g. I always do my timesheet from the prior day right when I come in in the morning. If I really have to be exact about hours for something, I just write a start time when I start working on something and a stop time when I stop for a bit -- it's not that hard.

In re keeping an organized file -- depends where you work, but you may have a paralegal or secretary who does this. Also keeping things organized on a computer is pretty easy.

What I've found most of all is that motivation drives organization. If you want to do well then your drive to be organized will spring out of that. You'll find makeshift ways of keeping track of things, however imperfect, that serve your greater needs.

Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

ideally, you should keep time basically contemporaneously. i do, for stretches, but then regress to doing it all at the end of the day (which inevitably means you don't capture all your time).

keeping files organized is essential, but it's also fairly easy, given the division of labor at most firms. assistants handle it, and we have a parallel online index of materials.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 7 October 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

don't worry. robots will replace lawyers soon, anyway.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 7 October 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I'm plaintiff's side so there's slightly less pressure to get it down to the exact 6-minute-increment. But at the other firm where I worked I would sometimes approximate. I think it's reasonable as long as you do it in an honest way, e.g. make realistic estimates of time you spend surfing the net and take those out, etc.

Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

Just finished by 1st month. Estate law seems really rough, not looking forward to going into depth on that subject...

monster_xero, Friday, 7 October 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Passed the bar.

Hate to sound douchey but I think a lot of the anxiety over it is just people working themselves into a needless frenzy. Passing is not that hard, and pretty much everyone I know passed.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations!

estela, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

congrats dude!

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Another possible reform would oblige law schools to lend money directly to students—so that defaults hurt the school’s bottom line rather than taxpayers’. While educational lenders are legally allowed to insist on repayment even after bankruptcy, schools are free to renounce this option. Schools that would bear the loss of unpaid student loans would have better incentives to admit students who will avoid bankruptcy. Any school unwilling to lend to its students this way would be sending a strong negative signal to its applicants. Any school that is truly a good deal should put its own money where its mouth is.

^ this is actually a better idea than the main idea but as w/ many things written from a professor's pov they don't approach the idea that maybe we have an institutional-level problem if it takes $150,000 to teach somebody how to be a lawyer

iatee, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Ugh. After a first year of mixed B's, B+'s and A-'s, we just got our grades for first semester of 2L.

Somehow I managed to get an A- in Common Law Property, which had been kicking my ass all term, and a C+ in Advanced Common Law Obligations, which seemed amorphous and fairly easy to grasp (but which is - obviously - the one that jobs will care about more when applying).

Need to turn the year around this semester. Funny how ten minutes can make you life feel much less in control than it did before. Hmph.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 19 January 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry. This is pointless whining. But it's 1AM and I'm still doing Criminal Law readings, and holding back our grades until nearly a month into the next semester seems needlessly cruel.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 19 January 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

good

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

Good news for people already in law school

monster_xero, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Negligbly so, imo. There aren't many scenarios in which you'd be competing for work with someone coming up behind you.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

If anything, good news for anyone who winds up in a smaller law school class as a result. Although I don't know if the drop is going to be big enough to have that kind of impact.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

They sought $225 million in damages — a number that they said represented the difference between what they contended was inflated tuition and the “true value” of their degree.

lol

i sympathize with the plaintiffs and American law schools are really slippery wr2 how they report graduates' salaries, but really the plaintiffs didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

this will be a pr problem that won't wash away anytime soon, however, and will seem far more important when nyls eventually goes out of business

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

they didn't stand a chance in part because the problem is too big and entrenched. If every law school suddenly had to openly report realistic employment numbers, it would upend the industry.

Also the judicial system is itself kind of invested in the law school-industrial complex. At very least I think judges are likely to have a special kind bias.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno they have a bias for 'the system works! look at me, for example' and not necessarily 'lol let's ensure that middle class kids continue to graduate w/ 6 figures of debt and no job prospects'

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

like they're not getting paid under the table by law schools and in fact it's in the best interest of people w/ jds to slow the creation of new jds a la the AMA

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

That's what I mean though. They're all people for whom the system worked out quite well. They also all graduated at a very different time in legal education and the job market.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I actually don't think the AMA comparison works. A partner in a law firm has an interest in a huge pool of potential associates.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

I think that if the current biglaw hiring cuts keep going in the mid-to-long term, it's realistic to think that better financially endowed universities will demand that their law schools reform their financial aid so that it's not modeled on the "into the firms you go! You'll be rich!" nonsense that's around at the moment, and poorer universities may have to dramatically shrink their admissions.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

That sounds backwards. Law Schools are cash cows for universities.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Think it through, counselor: they are cash cows under the current "get loans and pay us in full, you'll be ok" model. IF that model is dying, as it would have to be if the current hiring crisis continues...

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

well, the ABA certainly isn't going to push for it ... in fact, their accredidation standards are arguably one of the factors for law schools' tuition hikes over the years. on this and a zillion other things, the ABA may be the most useless guild/trade association ever.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

also hurting OTM wr2 the mindset of old-school lawyers/judges wr2 younger lawyers and their debt loads/job problems.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

I actually don't think the AMA comparison works. A partner in a law firm has an interest in a huge pool of potential associates.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, March 23, 2012 4:20 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk, a small law firm in a small market does not benefit from the market being flooded, and a big law firm in a big market doesn't really have anything invested in how many students there are at nyls.

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

The firms are going to lose their leverage if they start messing with big universities' credibility, is what I'm saying.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

That isn't true, necessarily xpost. Discovery requires a huge supply of relatively cheap JD labor. Big firms, in fact, do rely on armies of NYLS graduates who work for them via contractors. And the more of those you have who are desperate for work, the better quality you get and the less you have to pay.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

The firms are going to lose their leverage if they start messing with big universities' credibility, is what I'm saying.

― Three Word Username, Friday, March 23, 2012 5:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh I guess maybe at some point that becomes true. It's hard for me to think of a university right now whose law school's reputation is in danger of being enough degrees worse to drag it down.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

graduates-lose-case-against-new-york-law-school

haha explains why they were they ones who didnt get jobs amirite

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I guess I wasn't thinking about that, tho I've gotten the sense that the work can eventually be automated xp

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

There is early talk of something called "computer assisted document review" right now which might eliminate some of the need for some of the most basic document coding jobs. It sounds a little questionable to me unless they've invented AI and not told anyone.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

people who don't care about this subject can't tell you what schools have good law schools anyway. there are relatively few schools w/ any sort of national prestige, and only some of them have law schools, and they're all schools that will survive the wildfire regardless.

xps

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

What I suggest is not going to happen this year or next year, but the current crop of mid-level partners never saw the law firm life in the 80s and may not believe that the good times will come back -- so they might keep hiring levels low after a recovery (as their clients figured out in '02) -- and that would definitely force the issue.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

So, cash cow gives no more green milk and people start bitching loudly about the credibility of the placement and financial aid departments: reform it or close it.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

well the lawyer-population ratio today is unsustainably high regardless and regardless of doc review, various forms of legal automation will prob lower what the 'sustainable' lawyer-population ratio would be anyway

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

besides lol "computer assisted document review," there's the specter of "old-school" document review being sent to India -- which is a much more real short-term threat than automated.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

and of course there's good old legalzoom.com -- if you REALLY want to see small firm/solos go ballistic, mention that name and break out the popcorn.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah thats what I meant w/ various forms of automation

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah thats what I meant w/ various forms of automation

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw, i know of no small number of litigators who are smacking their lips in anticipation of the massive anticipated legal clusterfucks from the cheapskates who used legalzoom for whatever reason.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I'm planning on using siri as my lawyer if I ever go to court

iatee, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

lame brag, but I kind of feel like I "leveled up" at work today. Busted my ass on a really hard assignment, got an understated "I thought it was good" from a partner who is usually critical, and then got a new challenging assignment from partners I haven't worked for before.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Holy fuck am I glad to be out of that world. I tease you, Hurting, but I am sincerely grateful for your posts for reminding that quitting the practice of law was absolutely the right decision. So here's some heartfelt advice: read what you just posted and ask yourself if that's who you want to be.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

hurting's post could refer to any career in the world, not sure why he should be bummed that he felt useful at work just cuz he happens to be a lawyer

iatee, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

The Freudian drama of law firm life -- the desperate longing for approval, the holding on to the meaningless "I thought it was good", the reward being a challenging new assignment -- it's all there, and it's all crap, and no grown person should put themselves through it. But highly-paid young lawyers do, AND IT NEVER STOPS.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

i never feel useful at work!

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

and that's different from most other professional jobs exactly how?!?

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

The Freudian drama of law firm life -- the desperate longing for approval, the holding on to the meaningless "I thought it was good", the reward being a challenging new assignment -- it's all there, and it's all crap, and no grown person should put themselves through it. But highly-paid young lawyers do, AND IT NEVER STOPS.

― Three Word Username, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 4:22 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk this just seems like 'having a job' xp

iatee, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I was gonna say, that sounds like life at an established software company

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

are you sure you're not a lawyer?? how sure

iatee, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

ironically, I write document review software

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Dan is an ILX board lawyer ...

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

The Freudian drama of law firm life -- the desperate longing for approval, the holding on to the meaningless "I thought it was good", the reward being a challenging new assignment -- it's all there, and it's all crap, and no grown person should put themselves through it. But highly-paid young lawyers do, AND IT NEVER STOPS.

― Three Word Username, Wednesday, March 28, 2012 5:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IDK, I used to think like this too, but I had years and years before law school of pretty much total autonomy. Easy job that paid the bills, tons of free time, and I didn't do jack shit with it for at least a few of those years. Plus, when I think about it, being in a band had elements of the same thing to it -- stranger went out of his way to tell us "great show," stranger bought our CD, college radio station played our song, crap local newspaper mentioned us, legit secondary city alt-weekly made our show a "pick" for the week, we get to open for x, we get to open for x^2, etc. Yeah, it's all meaningless approval but I get pretty bored without it.

At least this approval might translate to a raise.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

I should add, though, that this is at a relatively small firm where I get to do very interesting and challenging work. I'm not this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_auFicUWK4

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

I swear that I had the exact same idea for my own law school about a year ago and strongly considered suggesting it to the dean:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/story/2012-05-01/hastings-law-school-admissions/54662710/1

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304458604577486623469958142.html?mod=WSJ_hp_editorsPicks_1

upshot: grads of my class year had a 50/50 shot at actually working as a lawyer within 9 months of graduation.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Was hoping thread title would be a new Mountain Goats song.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 16 July 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

now that i'm a little less depressed i'm looking back on my law school career and realizing i had the potential to be a good lawyer. i mean, i won every hearing i argued in court (some of them called 'hopeless' by my supervisors and one of whom got pretty snarky that i actually won) so i must've had some aptitude for it. i've effortlessy destroyed key witnesses, got people $$$ on technicalities, and came up with strategies minutes before argument and on-the-fly which actually worked! i even scored some As despite being in a chemically-induced coma the entire run.

at this point i'm not sure i could even get back in the game being close to 2 years out with no further legal experience. the only thing i found fun about it was arguing in court or writing heavy evidence-based briefs (not any of that statute this, statute that kinda crap) but the matters involved are always miserable as fuck and the clients were a pain in the ass. oh well, not sure this comment has any point outside public self confession.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

damn, i remember one time when one judge's jaw dropped after my closing argument ... new shit just kept flying through my head. ah well! i'm gainfully employed anyway. i doubt doing personal injury or some shit like that would've been all that great.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

the matters involved are always miserable as fuck and the clients were a pain in the ass

this is law

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

I spoke in court for the first time today! It basically amounted to "Your Honor, I'm Hurting of the lawfirm Lol Waht Roffle LLP, and with me is David Ilxor, whose pro hac admission is pending before this court. He will be speaking for--"

Judge cuts me off and starts talking, pro hac dude does the rest.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

New York State Court is weird. We were sitting across the table from the judge, who dealt with us conversationally and was not wearing a robe.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

i think the first thing judges swear to do is to make everyone look and feel stupid

veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.grandtetonlaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stantonlogo.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AMD6VJ8XL.jpg

Spectrum, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

haha

iatee, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

Indiana Tech's new law school in Fort Wayne will be the state's fifth when it opens this fall. The law school the University of North Texas plans to open in Dallas next year will be just down the road from Southern Methodist University's Dedman School of Law, and less than an hour's drive from one in Fort Worth that Texas A&M University is in the process of buying from Texas Wesleyan University, one of nine in the state.

buzza, Friday, 1 February 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Damn. It was a motherfucking decade ago that I was getting ready to go to law school.

Damn.

What's going on with y'all?

Sleep Deprivation Thriver (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 1 February 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

starting law school in the fall, not sure how to feel about the fact that nobody else wants to

een, Friday, 1 February 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

If you know why you are going, have a specific sub-specialty in mind, and plan on hanging out your own shingle or have a good network away from large law firms, you should feel great. Otherwise, you should feel like a sucker now and avoid the rush in three years.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 February 2013 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

good thing no current ilxors are in law school

buzza, Friday, 1 February 2013 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

um. hi? but not in america. not that that makes a ~huge~ difference, but our issues are slightly different.

twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

yea damn, this time 10 yrs ago i was prob sitting in civ pro or sum shiz

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

altho on a friday i mightev cut out instead 2 go see a movie or sleep or w/e

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

starting law school in the fall, not sure how to feel about the fact that nobody else wants to

― een, Friday, February 1, 2013 12:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually, I disagree with TWU -- enrollment is going to be incredibly low in your class year, and that means a less-crowded job market. That's not to say the picture is sunny, but you might be a lot better off than people of my class year were. Particularly if the worst of the bad economy is over (I don't expect a return to boom times but I don't think we'll get 2008/09 again either).

FWIW, I would still add the caveat that law school is a much better gamble if you are going to a Top 14 law school, a state "flagship" in an area that isn't crowded with law schools, and/or have some scholarship money coming. If you're going to a school ranked, say, 51-100 or below, in a major market, and paying full tuition, I would seriously reconsider.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

it's not like every grad who's underemployed/unemployed from now to een's graduation drops out of the job market

and in the medium term it's reasonable to expect the field to contract

iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

nearly everyone i knew in law school (class of 2011, tier 2, nyc market) have attorney gigs, or something related like senior claims analysts, legal coordinators, etc. so it's not like you'll graduate straight into a ditch or something. if you are paying full tuition, make sure this something you'll be able to tolerate, usual advice, etc. etc.

Spectrum, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

specialize or distinguish urself somehow in ERISA or medicare/medicaid stuff 4 the future and youll nvr be outta work

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

but then again that stuff is largely horrible

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

nearly everyone i knew in law school (class of 2011, tier 2, nyc market) have attorney gigs, or something related like senior claims analysts, legal coordinators, etc. so it's not like you'll graduate straight into a ditch or something. if you are paying full tuition, make sure this something you'll be able to tolerate, usual advice, etc. etc.

― Spectrum, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is true for me too, but a lot of the jobs are pretty low-paying for someone trying to service six-figure debt (30-60k/year range). "Something you'll be able to tolerate" = have a plan for the early years, being able to live at home if needed, etc. If you can stick those years out and you're any good you can build a career. A huge number of people just leave the law market altogether, even those who find employment.

As far as iatee's post, the law market doesn't exactly work like that. People who graduate in 2016 won't be competing with people who graduated in 2012 for jobs, all of whom will either be mid-level assocaites by then or will have left the market. I mean in some sense money is money and hiring is hiring, but you're not competing for the same jobs.

As far as "specializing" in something, I don't agree with this advice. Specialization in law school is often worthless, and many people find themselves in areas of law that they never expected to be in. You learn on the job. Instead, take a broad range of substantive courses (don't overload on fluffy seminars) so you have a broad base of basic knowledge.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

E.g. I tried to "specialize" in IP, but when a job opp fell through at the last minute I wound up wrangling myself a job in a totally unrelated field. Luckily I had at least taken a couple of basic courses in it, but my job has been a real crash course.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

well I'm talking about more about how the national supply/demand mismatch for 'legal work' isn't necessarily going to have worked itself out by 2016 - if anything it's likely to be worse. that is different from the supply/demand mismatch for entry level associate jobs but it's not unrelated.

iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

As far as "specializing" in something, I don't agree with this advice. Specialization in law school is often worthless, and many people find themselves in areas of law that they never expected to be in. You learn on the job. Instead, take a broad range of substantive courses (don't overload on fluffy seminars) so you have a broad base of basic knowledge.

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, February 1, 2013 11:14 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is my mindset right now. my *dream* is to work in the doj, but i know i might have to fall back from that and i might not get to choose where. i am going to a top school, and the LRAP is still the shit, but it's hard not to be a handwringing pussy about it when everything you hear is "SINKING SHIP, INSTITUTIONAL FAILURE"

een, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

"People who graduate in 2016 won't be competing with people who graduated in 2012 for jobs, all of whom will either be mid-level assocaites by then or will have left the market."

By 2016, the label "mid-level associate" will be meaningless. The large firms that treat significantly smaller classes of associates much much worse in terms of job security, workload, and compensation will be the ones that survive.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

Also specializing has very, very little to do with the classes you choose if you aren't at a top tier school, and much more to do with the summer internships you fight for (and are willing to be not well-paid at).

I don't look forward to Hurting's inevitable "I didn't make partner, but it's ok" posts in a couple years.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

You looked forward to his "rude awakening in the next 24 months" in July 2010.

boxall, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

Yup. Keep reading.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, he didn't have a job for 13 days after graduation. Was that the rude awakening?

boxall, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

the rude awakening is now he looks in the mirror and sees a lawyer

iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

specialize or distinguish urself somehow in ERISA or medicare/medicaid stuff 4 the future and youll nvr be outta work

― johnny crunch, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but then again that stuff is largely horrible

― johnny crunch, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:56 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do ERISA litigation and god help me, but I like it.

carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

haha cool i dont really know anything abt it btw

johnny crunch, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

the rude awakening is now he looks in the mirror and sees a lawyer

― iatee, Friday, February 1, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

If you "read on" you actually see that things didn't work out so badly for me. I'm in a smaller firm at a good salary, my work is relatively interesting, and I get to see my family. And staying on in my firm and making partner is actually not so crazy -- not like the 1/7 or 1/10 or whatever shot you have in biglaw.

My work also sometimes involves ERISA sometimes, although it doesn't require me to be steeped in the arcana of the statutory scheme.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, me neither. My area is employee benefits litigation so it's pretty straight forward (except when it's a total mess, but that's kind of fun, too).

I work in biglaw but as a staff attorney (so not partner track) which is pretty sweet. I get the perks of biglaw (well, aside from the huge salary) without the pressure.

carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

i do a lot of freelance "litigation support" for biglaw, and yeah afaict staff attys know what's up

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

If you know why you are going, have a specific sub-specialty in mind, and plan on hanging out your own shingle or have a good network away from large law firms, you should feel great. Otherwise, you should feel like a sucker now and avoid the rush in three years.

wish i had this advice when i started.

een, i highly recommend you check out this article. it's one i wish i had read before choosing to take the plunge. the social mobility bit about the vague aspirational middle class law school hopes really hit home for me.

http://duncankennedy.net/documents/Legal%20Education%20as%20Training%20for%20Hierarchy_Politics%20of%20Law.pdf

for some context i'm at law school in canada, but am in a similar situation to spectrum's. dealt with a lot of depression type stuff last year, plus the whole realization of "i have no idea why i'm here in the first place." so i'm deferring my 3rd year until september just to kind of get my depression settled down and figure my life out a bit. it's going pretty ok so far; the funny thing is that the people who like the idea most are lawyers =_=

still not entirely sure of what's gonna be in store for me when i return. not sure if i wanna practice or not i guess. i kinda find the majority of my colleagues hideous and depressing (although a select few are truly wonderful). i think i might be able to get myself back in gear school-wise and look for work. right now i'm thinking that i could just be selective and not spring for a law job immediately after graduation. just take my time to find a firm where i actually like the people. i'm blessed with having kind middle-class parents who used like all their money to fund my (cheap) canadian legal education, so i'm not in debt.

is there such thing as a low-stress (relatively speaking) law job? does that exist in family law? i'm thinking it might be nice to shoot for family law mediation. there's new legislation in my province that basically funnels every family court case to mediation, so i imagine there'll be lots of opportunities there. it also seems like an ~~existentially rewarding~~ career path, fwiw (which is a lot to me).

one of the big worries i have is that even in family law mediation, you're still subject to a lot of the agonies and horrors of family law in general. anyone know anything about this? i'm wondering if me, a sensitive individual, would be able to handle it. i left largely cuz of stress (shocker) and i found that despite being really quite good at trial advocacy, i might have had a hard time dealing with the adrenaline-rush cutthroat nature of it all. it kinda sucks that my greatest lawyer strength is the thing that seemingly gave me the biggest headache, but eh. hopefully a door opens as that window closes, ya know.

this ended up being a minor soliliquy i see. whoops

cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

even anxious, non-confrontational introverts can learn to (sometimes) love and be good at the cutthroat stuff. i can't see anything in family law being low stress but i don't know about mediation. would they want you to have experience outside of mediation first? it's probably hard to select that specifically in the beginning when you're just looking for any opportunity.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

i swing between loving and hating my publ1c d3f3nd3r job so wildly and often think i could enjoy something more dry and regulatory but i'm moving up the ladder pretty fast here and want loan forgiveness so i'm not gonna leave anytime soon

veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 1 February 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

ilxmailed u een

乒乓, Friday, 1 February 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, in my province you have to work at a firm for 3 years before you can get certified as a family law mediator

and i dunno. i had a very hard time learning to love the cutthroat stuff, although i did get reasonably decent at it. i came like SO close to actually loving it - or, uh, convincing myself i loved it. i have a beastmode trigger deep down that seems to go off when i'm in high pressure situations like trials. but, like... i hate that beastmode trigger, and i hate how it turns me into a ravenous adrenaline junkie. so yeah... here i am thinking about mediation. ok then

cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Saturday, 2 February 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

i did some regulatory law work for the ag's in my state ... i don't think there's a more boring area of law out there. it's like living inside the head of humphrey from yes minister. i did get to do some pretty cool corruption stuff, and i think i unknowingly assisted in some of it, but that probably comes with the territory... there was def an interesting vibe going on there.

fennel, if you're sensitive then i'd imagine you'd have to learn how to get a thicker skin or learn to be able to let go if you're going to be working in an emotionally-charged area like family law. i did some criminal law with a family flavor at the PDs office during law school and it was downright depressing sometimes. even when i was proud of myself for doing a good job, it was like "was I really right to do that?" like getting some deadbeat dad/serial wife beater a lighter than expected probation, I felt gross about it. conflict is pretty much the job of an advocate, both b/t the parties, and sometimes your own personal morals, and you're thrust into the middle of some of the darkest moments in peoples' lives. it's not an easy job, at least in my opinion.

Spectrum, Saturday, 2 February 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, various xposts

Spectrum, Saturday, 2 February 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

it takes at least a year to start feeling like the adversarial stuff is bothering you less. it's hard but it's always there so you just grow into it. interesting subject matter and stories and always something very absurd to laugh at is what keeps me going. i never, ever feel gross or guilty about helping someone who did something shitty, no matter how shitty it is. really. oddly i'm not sure how i'd feel about representing union-busting corporations or polluters. part of it is i never feel like the state is doing the right thing either, i guess. that's not all of it though. i don't think i get the existentially rewarding effect from anything, but i do get excited about people who do bad stuff. they're just interesting. you don't have to like what they do.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 2 February 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, not everyone's made for it. i do understand some of that appeal, though ... everyday going into the office was like the intro montage to one of those old cop shows. crazy homeless people spinning around in the streets holding up traffic, drug deals in broad daylight, prostitutes hanging out on the corner, people playing dice on the wall of police station. it had this kind-of thrilling anarchy to it, but i couldn't stop thinking about the people involved when i actually argued matters... took away from some of the street justice/maury povich appeal.

turning point for me was when my supervisor was representing this guy who chopped up his wife and kids and threw 'em out in garbage bags like it was garbage day. being face to face with that guy made me want to throw up.

Spectrum, Saturday, 2 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm p-side and I do a lot of investor litigation, so I never have to feel too bad about who or what I'm representing. At worst I might be working on a meh case that will do no one any significant harm, at best I'm helping a municipal pension fund recover from investment fraud or helping individuals recover retirement savings. I guess since it's all more financial and abstract I also don't have to see the ugliest sides of humanity, although the downside is that it can feel very detached.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

Hope dayo dissuades anyone from going to lawl school praise Jesus

buzza, Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

law_school_slayer

buzza, Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

buzza! ;-)

乒乓, Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

hey, how's ls going anyway?

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

family law is as close to hell on earth as a person can get. plus family law clients don't like paying their bills. i don't know why anyone in their right mind would concentrate on that area if they have other options.

estate litigation can get just as nasty as family law, but usually at least you know there's some money there to make it all worthwhile.

i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

fennel, what prov are you in? I always forget there are more Canadians on ILX than I remember.

Stuck in the final 24 hours of a factum for my Supreme Court advocacy class which was supposed to be fascinating and awesome and mostly is except group work is the worst and trying to write a 35ish page factum with four people is actually probably way more difficult/tedious than just doing it yourself. And thus. I'm resigning myself to not fiddle too much with the sections I didn't write and won't be arguing, esp because the class is Pass/Fail but it is taking substantial amounts of restraint sometimes.

twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 4 February 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

Gonna slip blissfully in the mindless detail work of citations after scarfing down dinner and hope that helps destress.

twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 4 February 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

hey alex, i'm in BC. vancouver to be exact. i assume you're at mcgill? what are you looking at after school?

had a nice conversation with one of my two real friends at law school. was a little reassuring. seems like something i might be able to ease back into. needs some thinking in the meantime.

i understand family law proper is hellish. but i wonder if family law mediation would be fundamentally different than family law. i wouldn't even have to practice family law 3 years to be a certified mediator in BC; it can be any area of law and then just a few accreditation courses.

cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Just need to randomly bitch about some litigation bullshit that is getting to me -- people I'm working with on a brief keep doing two really annoying things: (1) making what I'd call "gotcha" arguments, like "Defendants don't address x, therefore they acknowledge that our arguments on that point are correct" (so obviously not true! do you really think the court will fall for this?) and (2) neurotically addressing every single nitpicky point the other side raises. Sometimes you can just let a bad micro-argument go and trust the court to see it.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

hoo boy, me no big lawyer no more, but i vaguely remember in one of my litigation classes you concede a point by omitting it in your answer when it's addressed in the plaintiff's complaint, which is really just supremely lazy since all you need is a one-sentence form answer to keep it alive ... is that what they're doing??

Spectrum, Monday, 6 May 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

but it's a motion to dismiss, not an answer

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

you definitely do not concede a point by omiting an arugment on it from your motion to dismiss - you can file a motion to dismiss that addresses only one point and still preserve all other arguments

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

ok, i'm not even sure why they'd be bringing that up in the first place.

Spectrum, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

how do you like being a practicing attorney? i've been tossing the idea around of jumping back into it.

Spectrum, Monday, 6 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

It's alright. I like being p-side, some of my work is interesting, and my firm is relatively humane with hours for a nyc firm. I'm still less happy than I was working in my bottom-of-the-barrel newspaper reporting job but that job wouldn't have supported a family. I get the feeling there are a lot of happier jobs than mine.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

I think what I hate most about lawyering is (1) you are stuck in an office for many hours staring at a computer screen, which sucks to an extent no matter what you're doing and (2) you have to dervote enormous attention to boring details, which combines with the stress of all the consequences that follow if you fuck up those boring details.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

(1) making what I'd call "gotcha" arguments, like "Defendants don't address x, therefore they acknowledge that our arguments on that point are correct" (so obviously not true! do you really think the court will fall for this?)

How common is an explicit "lol do you really think the court will fall for this?" in responses to such arguments? I've seen a lot of subtle working-the-refs-without-seeming-to on a legal blog I follow, and wondered if any of it blows up into actual "you gotta be fucking kidding me and kidding the judge too."

What makes a man start threads? (WilliamC), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

ppl who know what they are doing should strive not to do it. not professional and betrays insecurity imo. just write the argument. a couple days ago i found an opinion somewhere where the judges called out one of the parties for snarky tone.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

er, insecurity betrays u? what i'm i trying to say? i'm so tired.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

one of my major goals in life is to never go to law school. so far so good.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

i think being a lawyer is cool for people who want to do it, but too many people like me -- who don't want to be lawyers -- seem to get sucked into it. i don't want to be one of those people.

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

Trying to edit an 80 pp brief down to 50 right now, and I'm fighting people attached to every insignificant little half-point-scoring line. I had a really annoying argument with a junior partner about a moment where he thought he was "using defendants' argument against them" but doing so was actually perversely kind of double-cutting back against us.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

xp Tell everyone you communicate with regularly that if you say something like, "I really want to help people in a meaningful way, and I think law school is a good way to make that happen" they are to hit you in the head with something until you recant your statements. Same thing if you start talking about "alternative legal careers" (hint: there are like five job openings for alternative legal careers and all five of them were just filled while I was typing this).

carl agatha, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

hey, that line got me a nice scholarship at my law school! too bad I believed it at the time. :{

Spectrum, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

xxp to hurting. that sounds maddening.

Spectrum, Monday, 6 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

i can kind of sympathize with the young buck wanting to approach his case from a more creative angle, which is probably what he thought the law was all about before becoming a lawyer

i have opinions about empire burlesque (Treeship), Monday, 6 May 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

if you don't have a subscription this link should work

Spectrum, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2013/10/31/number-of-lsat-test-takers-is-down-45-since-2009/?mod=trending_now_3

Here’s some spooky news for law schools. The number of law school admission tests administered in October is down nearly 11% from the previous year, according to new data from the Law School Admission Council.

October LSAT takers numbered 33,673 versus the 37,780 who sat for the test the year before. It’s the fewest number of October test takers since 1998 and the second-lowest figure going back to at least year the 1980s. The half-day LSAT is given four times a year in annual cycles starting in June.

The figures are the latest sign that the law-school bubble hasn’t stopped deflating. Law Blog reported in August that law-school applicants are down 12.3% and applications are down 17.9% compared to a year ago.

The number of test takers peaked four years ago and has been on the decline ever since. The total for June and October is down 38% from four years ago. And the October total alone is 45% below the 2009 peak.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Suck it, law schools.

carl agatha, Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link

thanks, obama

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 November 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

suck on my L-SAC

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

"I didn't always agree with Scalia, but he was brilliant," and other complete bullshit you learn to spout in law school, such as "I really want to do transactional work, although I think lit could be interesting too,"

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 18 February 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link

Things I Have Never Said for $1000

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (benbbag), Thursday, 18 February 2016 04:23 (eight years ago) link

but otm

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (benbbag), Thursday, 18 February 2016 04:23 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

should i become a lawyer?

Treeship, Sunday, 25 June 2017 04:11 (six years ago) link

Absolutely not

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 June 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link

Why do you ask

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 June 2017 04:17 (six years ago) link

facing a bit of career frustration, which i had a more directly marketable skill set, plus i think i would be interested in learning about more about the american legal system. also being a lawyer is about writing -- albeit, in a dry way -- and debating and hey

Treeship, Sunday, 25 June 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link

Those are the classic bad reasons for wanting to be a lawyer iirc

softie (silby), Sunday, 25 June 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link

Haha no law school is about writing and debating

Lawyering is about whatever job you get after the bar and rarely is there much writing or debating afaik

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 June 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

When I was having some of those feelings you describe I went to a graduate engineering program instead because my employer would reimburse me for it and it turns out that was a much better decision

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 June 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

tombot is correct

, Sunday, 25 June 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

If you’re a lawyer, you can break any law you want to once a month. That, I think, is a pretty sweet perk.

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 25 June 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

We interrupt this revive for a brief side trip down memory lane:

you can find out a lot about the LSATs online. Yahoo it.
― don weiner

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

it's not a good job for people who love writing or debating or for those who don't enjoy career frustration or for those who just want to learn about the american legal system.

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

do you enjoy stress?

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

i mean would you go to medical school just because you are curious about the human body? i don't think so

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

do you want to permanently damage your ability to enjoy reading a book by learning to read too fast?

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

also did you not read any of the thread above in which you participated that was about the shitty employment prospects for lawyers??!

j., Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

i'm thinking about applying to law school, for a few reasons:

1) my specific area of focus as an academic librarian has been on copyright and licensing issues in libraries & archives, higher ed, & scholarly publishing, and while many librarians working in this subfield do not have JDs, many of them do, especially the leaders in this subfield, and having one could benefit me professionally, probably bringing higher pay and certainly more authority in the work that i do.
2) there is a pretty good law school at the university where i work and i would have free tuition because of my employee benefits
3) i am generally not very happy at my current job (due to bad management/culture, not the content of my work, which overall i enjoy) and there are few opportunities to work elsewhere, and moving in the next few years is not really a possibility because my family is very much rooted here. getting a JD could be a good use of my time when i otherwise might be wasting it miserably. i.e. if i have to be in this unsatisfying job for 3-5 years i may as well get a free law degree out of it if doing so would benefit me.

all that said i really don't want to go back to school. i already have a graduate degree, and i hated library school and it wasn't even that hard, just a pain in the ass. i asked my close friend who has a JD from this particular program and he strongly recommended that i don't do it, he hated it but how should i know necessarily that i will?

what was your experience like? is it interesting, fun, rewarding? was it stressful? did you find it miserable, and if so, was it worth it?

marcos, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

Hey Marcos!

I have a lot of thoughts on that subject. For starters, I think the economics of the decision are really important, especially for someone in your situation (already into a career, have kids, etc.).

The free degree helps a lot. Do I understand correctly that you'd also be able to do it part-time while working? I went nearly debt-free and I think that made a huge difference in my ability to make a good job decision coming out of school. The people I know who had huge loans were desperate to work for large firms just so they could make enough to pay them off quickly. The "lucky" few who got those jobs were often miserable, and the ones who didn't were financially miserable.

The second consideration IMO is that law school is more like a professional program with some academic trappings/pretense rather than a true academic program. Your first-year courseload will likely be entirely standard/predetermined. From there you will have more choice, and there are some research opportunities and philosophically oriented courses, but most courses revolve around a specific area of law with aim toward understanding the foundation of that area for practice purposes. And yet at the same time, law school isn't as much of a professional program as, say, nursing school, in that it doesn't really teach you how to practice law.

The third consideration, and a corollary to that imo, is, don't get a law degree if you don't want to use a law degree for professional purposes. I found some of law school interesting, but not enough to be a pursuit for its own sake. You go to law school to become a lawyer (or, in your case, maybe a higher-paid and more specialized librarian?), not to explore.

All that said, I didn't hate law school. I found it manageable, sometimes interesting, and only really stressful around finals. Sure, there are assholes, but it wasn't as bad as the stereotypes I had read about. I think a lot of people who say "Oh everyone is so competitive and it's so nasty" are people who are actually competitive themselves and won't admit it. I had friends, we helped each other study, there was none of that Paper Chase-type backstabbing or fighting over outlines or whatever. The kinds of people I met there were a little more straight-laced than my college friends on average but it was ok. Remember also that you will be one of the oldest people in your program, and many of them will be in their early 20s. That dynamic worked well for me -- it was easy to focus on getting my work done, going to class, and going home.

I also went full-time and wasn't working and didn't have kids yet, so I think it's unquestionable that if you go while working and parenting it will be more stressful than my experience.

Copyright law was one of the more interesting courses I took.

I could say a lot more, email or gchat?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

hey man alive thank you! this is all super helpful. email is fine! and by the way i owe you an email- i rarely check my ilx email address (it's a one-off account, weeks sometimes months go by, i am trying to be better about it) and didn't realize i missed one from you!

marcos, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMS59sxwxs

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 17 August 2018 04:57 (five years ago) link

Numbered points one and two and weak reasons to go -- the more concrete they get, the stronger they become as positives.

Numbered point three is not in the plus column, and, as a predictor of happiness, statistically speaking, actually more of a negative.

What comes after "all that said" is a killer no-more-calls-we-have-a-winner reason not to go.

I know lots of people for whom these four points are true who went to law school anyway, and a few of them did well in school. I don't know any happy people like that.

Three Word Username, Friday, 17 August 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link

Those are good points. I hadn't really focused on the " i really don't want to go back to school. i already have a graduate degree, and i hated library school and it wasn't even that hard, just a pain in the ass" part. Law school will be a pain in the ass too then. I have to remind myself that I got to go to school full time while not working, living in subsidized housing two blocks from my school, in a beautiful and fun neighborhood, and I didn't yet have kids. As such, after six years of working, having to spend 5-7 hours a day studying/in class really didn't seem bad at all, it was almost a luxury that my only job was to read some dumb cases in an aesthetically pleasing library.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 17 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

Could Shoulda Woulda.

I once took the LSAT and got perfect scores on the verbal and analytical. Not bragging, I was shocked.

But I had been out of university and in the work force for some time.

I talked to someone at Northwestern law and they told me I would have been accepted into any law program in America.

I suppose things would have been much different if I had.

Loud Tsu (I M Losted), Saturday, 19 March 2022 12:39 (two years ago) link

FWIW, I've never heard of anyone separately breaking out their verbal and analytical scores, usually it's just a total score out of 180. Based on Harvard's current stats, median LSAT is 173 and median GPA is 3.9 -- if you had that or higher in both categories (or higher in one and slightly lower in the other) you'd have a pretty likely shot of being admitted, since those are by far the biggest factors in law school admission.

A separate question is why do you wish you did it? What do you think you would have gotten out of being a lawyer? What happens to most people at top law schools is that they get spit out through the recruiting machine into the Cravaths and Skadden Arps and Davis Polks of the world - giant multinational law firms that handle major corporate mergers and defend against employment class actions and securities fraud suits and draft offering documents for IPOs. The massive six figure student debt they've taken on makes the "biglaw" salary pretty much the only way to pay it off in less than two decades (btw almost no one gets scholarships in "top" law programs). 9/10 of them make it maybe 5 years before they either get pushed out or quit because they can't hack 80 hour weeks in which every tiny detail of their exhausted work is scrutinized by angry, egomanaical partners who were the tenth out of ten in their group, and either relish their petty power or resent that they are still there themselves. After that, you admittedly have "options" that aren't always completely terrible, since you have Harvard Law and Skadden Arps on your resume -- you could go to the in-house counsel office of a pharmaceutical company, maybe work for the state DA, do public defense work for subsistence wages if you're a true believer or have a trust fund, and you might even find the mythical "reasonable midsize lifestyle firm," especially if you go to a smaller US city and convince them to take you without local connections. Also, if it's about money, lawyering can certainly yield a nice, professional class income and lifestyle, but it's not a ticket to riches the way tech or finance can be.

I don't want to be all negative, because some people really enjoy being a lawyer, but it takes a certain personality. I don't think I have that personality. I happened to find a niche I like, and then after working two places I didn't love, the third turned out great. I didn't go to a top law school, I went to a law school that let me go for free (ultimately a decision I'm very happy with), and then I studied very hard and happened to get top grades so that I had some options, albeit not the same ones as a Harvard grad. I didn't really want to go into the biglaw machine, and I was also lucky in a way that I graduated into a terrible economy so that hiring at those firms was very low, and in spite of many interviews at those top firms I didn't get an offer. I suspect I also presented as someone who really didn't want to be at one of those firms, because I really didn't. But if the economy had been better I would have been hired anyway, and then there's a good chance I would have just gotten sucked in, being kind of blind to what else was out there and afraid of not finding a job at all. Then I sort of lucked into my niche, and it ultimately worked out, with a fair amount of pain along the way.

Point being that I don't think the short-lived ego boost of having "been accepted into any law program in America" would outweigh the reality of being a lawyer, unless you could find a way to be a lawyer that you really enjoy, and if you did that, that would outweigh the ego boost of where you went to law school anyway. Law school is 3 years, your career is easily 30. No one cares where you went to law school after a couple years of working. I've worked with people from NYU and Penn and UVA and people from St John's and Cardozo and Miami and I don't think of them any differently from one another, I just think about whether I like them as people and whether their work is good. To be clear, there are some people in the world for whom the harvard degree is everything - they really exist. And then it's about being at the right firm, moving to the right town, joining the right country club, etc. I don't really know you but I doubt you're one of those people.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 March 2022 15:29 (two years ago) link

^booming post, man alive

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 19 March 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link

xpost - yeah, I went to law school to become a union-side labor lawyer so that makes my class and career choices pretty easy. As long as I know a ULP from my asshole and never work for management (union folk are such a suspicious lot!), I should be okay.
― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:23 PM (fifteen years ago)

Perusing this thread to review what my dear Party Time Country Female was saying about her future career. It did not turn out like this AT ALL. Best laid plans certainly awry. It's mostly good now though, but it took awhile. And those loans are nearly paid off.

Jeff, Saturday, 19 March 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link

Social justice reasons for going to a law school are a whole other thing. They're not illegitimate, but I often find that people go in (1) with an unrealistic expectation of how much money they can make doing it and how easy it will be to get a job doing it at all, and (2) with an unrealistic expectation of how much power they'll have to effect change. Lawyers are tools. You're a weapon, not a general. The cliche is the person who wants to be an "environmental lawyer" and winds up defending companies against toxic tort lawsuits.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 March 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

I was a paralegal at a biglaw firm for 12 years and I think I got literal PTSD from it

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 19 March 2022 19:24 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

I think I am going to take the LSAT and apply.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

me too

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

Good luck! Curious to know what prompted you guys to do it. Let me know if I can be of any help or give any advice.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

Yes, good luck!

I would also make sure to read man alive's two posts from the previous revive and that you are ready for the grind.

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

Yeah, they're pretty right on. I'd talk to as many actual lawyers as you can.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

I’ll add a little to it too - I definitely know people who went in to become public defenders, became public defenders, and loved being public defenders. I know someone who opened a solo shop and is really into it. I know someone who became pretty senior in an interesting area of the law department for a major city. I even know people who found big firm jobs they liked. It’s not like it’s misery for everyone. But it’s important to understand that, especially if you are lucky enough go to a top law school, or get top grades at a non top law school, the recruiting machine is very strong and very hard to avoid. The big firms recruit after your first year, whereas most other jobs don’t recruit at all. So it’s very hard to say “nah, I won’t take the summer associate position at White & Case that lines up a high paying job after school, I’ll just wait two more years and apply to the jobs I really want and might not get.” And on the flip side, if you don’t have that option, getting hired in a job you actually want out of school is pretty tricky. So you need to have some reasonably strong idea why you are going.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:27 (one year ago) link

I was thinking of doing a combination of tax law (I already have a tax prep practice) and perhaps land use/tenants rights and work for nonprofits?

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 08:35 (one year ago) link

I don’t really know how these things work, but for retirement “fun” my non-attorney father took the tax bar (and passed). Then he managed an H&R Block branch during tax season (for “fun.” He’d retired from a long engineering career and was oddly obsessed with the tax code). Is that something you could do in lieu of the whole law degree thing?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 09:18 (one year ago) link

I am still not sure— I need to do some thinking.

I am primarily interested in contracts, for what it is worth. In my paralegal days, the cases involving nitty-gritty reads of contracts were my favorites.

I am torn between leaning into my current life and work as an educator, which is by all accounts going reasonably well but is financially unstable, or going into law, which seems like the most reasonable option if I want to work in a field I find interesting and have experience in.

I know these aren’t necessarily the best reasons. But I’m a poet who is nearly 40 and whose main marketable skills are in educating and editing, and those jobs are either impossible to find or pay absolute dick.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 12:05 (one year ago) link

xp - I could probably fairly easily retake the EA exam and get that credential back and that would allow me to do a lot of the same things a tax lawyer would in terms of income tax stuff.

I just see a bunch of orgs and groups around here that need help with basic stuff like contracts and leases and applying for tax-exempt status and they generally want someone who is a lawyer to do that.

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link

table, as somebody who was on ilx before and after going to law school (and you can probably guess what i practice now, based on my posts in the twitter and elon musk threads):

-you certainly wouldn't be the first punk/poet to have gone to law school. it was a plot point in SLC punk! and i believe our very own TWU itt is also a prime example.

-it sounds like you're looking to go to improve your job prospects / look for financial stability. i think that's a fine reason to go and as good as any other. people who have a genuine interest in law are mostly perverts, ime. but keep in mind that the more likely a law job is to pay adequately and/or be in a field of law that has OK employment prospects, the more likely it is that that job is going to be associated with filthy lucre. as hurting points out there are also a lot of lawyers who go non-traditional routes and end up OK. but that's not a guarantee in the way that working in BIGLAW can be, as hurting also points out, and i'd at least have a plan b and c if i was going to make something non-traditional my plan a.

-people talk about the public service loan forgiveness programs, but i've heard bad things and there are some who do the full ten years or w/e and find out that their loan forgiveness was rejected b/c of some red tape fuckup or another. if you go in banking on this, i'd ask around / do research.

-going on a scholarship will make it overall much less of a risk and will insulate you from the BIGLAW pipeline that hurting mentioned. that means doing well on the lsat. get the powerscore books, take practice tests, find out what scores will get you scholarships at the law schools you're looking at.

-iirc, you're based out of philly. i assume you'd want to go to a philly law school? that'd be nice - i spent a summer interning for a judge in philly, and from what i understand the philly legal scene is pretty insular, they tend to hire only from philly area schools like nova, temple, etc. and don't give a crap about the "top 14" prestigious schools or w/e. in fact, i think they tend to be suspicious of penn grads because they are afraid penn grads will just jump ship to nyc.

-being interested in contracts sounds fine, but keep in mind that in the actual practice of law, analyzing contracts is like, 10% of what you do and generally is not something you're even trusted to do until you're a few years in to the job. law is still very much an apprenticeship model with a licensing requirement on the front-end, where you eat shit for the first couple of years before they let you do anything fun. it's sort of like this new yorker article about a bonsai apprenticeship. the other 90% of the job is a bunch of non-legal work and skillsets.

-my biggest tip for adjusting to the style of thinking required to do well in law school is to remember that law generally is arguing from authority, not arguing from principles. that means that if the controlling case in something is scalia's dogshit opinion based on orginalism, you will need to regurgitate that law and treat it as holy ground if it applies to your case. that means that you may have a law school exam where dobbs controls and you'll need to write about how abortion may not be allowed in this case because of dobbs, really rancid shit. but that's how the law works.

-finally, i know you'll ask around and get a wide variety of perspectives and everything, but ime it's just gonna be one of those things that you won't know if you'll like until you actually do it. and that sucks, because by that time you'll have lost 3 years of your life (and have gone in debt, if you took out loans) and that sucks. there are people who go to law school with the expectation of loving it and find out they absolutely hate it after graduating, and there are those who go in expecting to hate it but find it's tolerable and pays the bills. so, uh, i dunno what to tell you here. at the end of the day, i'd hate for you to go to law school only to end up at an insurance defense mill or something (hopefully not offending any ilxors who are insurance defense attorneys).

, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

-my biggest tip for adjusting to the style of thinking required to do well in law school is to remember that law generally is arguing from authority, not arguing from principles. that means that if the controlling case in something is scalia's dogshit opinion based on orginalism, you will need to regurgitate that law and treat it as holy ground if it applies to your case.

this is really useful advice!

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

law is still very much an apprenticeship model with a licensing requirement on the front-end, where you eat shit for the first couple of years before they let you do anything fun.

part of why I'm seriously considering it (as opposed to idly considering it) is that there is a lawyer who does a lot of what I am interested in doing who I have a good relationship with and he is highly in demand and has to turn down work. So, part of my thought is I could intern/apprentice under this guy.

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link

-finally, i know you'll ask around and get a wide variety of perspectives and everything, but ime it's just gonna be one of those things that you won't know if you'll like until you actually do it. and that sucks, because by that time you'll have lost 3 years of your life (and have gone in debt, if you took out loans) and that sucks. there are people who go to law school with the expectation of loving it and find out they absolutely hate it after graduating, and there are those who go in expecting to hate it but find it's tolerable and pays the bills. so, uh, i dunno what to tell you here. at the end of the day, i'd hate for you to go to law school only to end up at an insurance defense mill or something (hopefully not offending any ilxors who are insurance defense attorneys).

― 龜, Wednesday, December 7, 2022 1:20 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Great post imo, especially this ^^^, which is what I was thinking of when I used the term “grind”.

I was an insurance defense attorney for two years early in my career and hated it. It doesn’t pay very well, you receive very little training, and it doesn’t really lead to other better careers except maybe plaintiff’s counsel. I was able to maneuver/luck into an in-house position that was much better, but I don’t know if I would be practicing now if I hadn’t.

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link

My new hobby has been reading state supreme court and court of appeals opinions, the main thing I'm learned is some people are crazy as balls

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link

I was thinking of doing a combination of tax law (I already have a tax prep practice) and perhaps land use/tenants rights and work for nonprofits?

― sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 08:35 (thirteen hours ago) link

I am still not sure— I need to do some thinking.

I am primarily interested in contracts, for what it is worth. In my paralegal days, the cases involving nitty-gritty reads of contracts were my favorites.

I am torn between leaning into my current life and work as an educator, which is by all accounts going reasonably well but is financially unstable, or going into law, which seems like the most reasonable option if I want to work in a field I find interesting and have experience in.

I know these aren’t necessarily the best reasons. But I’m a poet who is nearly 40 and whose main marketable skills are in educating and editing, and those jobs are either impossible to find or pay absolute dick.

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 12:05 (ten hours ago) link

I don't think either of these sound like terrible reasons, fwiw. I definitely went in for reasons somewhat like yours table, although I was 29 rather than 40. I was an english major who had tried journalism and decided it wasn't for me, so it was either law or english teacher. As I said above, I did find a niche I like and ultimately a firm I like.

Fact that you both have some familiarity with the real world aspects of law practice is a good thing.

I honestly don't know a lot about the market for tax lawyers -- I have a vague impression that it's a good specialty to have because it's "unsexy" and therefore you don't have tons of law grads clamoring to do it. But I can't swear to that. The only thing I'd say about being a tax lawyer is that a lot of your work may wind up involving helping well-off people try to avoid paying taxes or avoid punishment for not paying taxes. That's not meant as a judgment on you if you do it, just as a caution if it isn't what you want. But it's pretty far outside my zone, so I would try to talk to tax lawyers about the practice.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link

All I know is the most expensive outside lawyers my company has ever retained were big law tax lawyers for an m&a deal.

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:28 (one year ago) link

people who have a genuine interest in law are mostly perverts,

lol, otm. What I mainly learned in con law, for example, is that I fucking hate con law, hate the supreme court, and hate people who are on the supreme court's jock. I often found myself thinking, if these are the best legal minds in the country, that's pretty poor reflection on the rest of us. I hated people who said "But you have to admit, Scalia is a great writer." No he fucking isn't, your mind is warped because you haven't read a normal book for the last year. And that was before the court pretty much became a council of fundamentalist clerics. I don't read SCOTUSBlog, I don't listen to the oral arguments, I don't read the journalists who cover SCOTUS, some of whom are admittedly very good. I minimize my exposure to the law to things that are directly relevant to my work.

Too much of the time, law is the art of pretending you are operating on principles when you actually aren't.

I litigate, so I deal with caselaw all the time, but mostly I care about the facts and the story and why they are compelling. Sometimes the law completely hamstrings you in unjust ways, other times you have a gap you can sneak through with a good enough set of facts and story. "Thinking like a lawyer" is mostly sophistry, but I am in a somewhat white hat area of law and try my best to bend things toward justice when I can. And toward money, of course, I don't work for a non-profit and we have to keep the business going.

That's my rant.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link

The only thing I'd say about being a tax lawyer is that a lot of your work may wind up involving helping well-off people try to avoid paying taxes or avoid punishment for not paying taxes.

Hey, it's a pretty good living.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link

i would love to hear your advice/thoughts, jim.

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link

part of why I'm seriously considering it (as opposed to idly considering it) is that there is a lawyer who does a lot of what I am interested in doing who I have a good relationship with and he is highly in demand and has to turn down work. So, part of my thought is I could intern/apprentice under this guy.

― sarahell, Wednesday, December 7, 2022 1:29 PM (yesterday)

sounds like a great opportunity to gain experience and do something you're already doing. would there be an expectation of him giving you clients? if so, i'd be a little skeptical. but otherwise it's always great to have a known quantity.

, Thursday, 8 December 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link

Not necessarily? Like, the way I know him is that we have about a half dozen clients in common -- he is their lawyer and I am their accountant/tax person.

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link

I also have tax clients that will ask me for legal advice and help and I will of course say, "I can't. I am not a lawyer"

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

Are you a CPA, sara?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

I was an EA, then let my credential lapse (didn't do my CPE back in the mid 2000s) ... I currently am just an RTRP and have my state tax credential for limited practice (CTEC in CA), which means I have to be careful about how many clients in NY and OR I get paid to help, because otherwise I would have to get a license in those states. If I got my EA credential back, I wouldn't have to worry about the state accreditation.

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

This afternoon I get to attend what is hopefully the last meeting with the County Assessor over a client's welfare exemption (from property tax) where I am working with an actual lawyer who mostly specializes in property tax issues for low-income housing. The client is a charitable org, so the lawyer has less familiarity with the code/statutes/caselaw regarding that category of exemption, whereas I am very familiar with tax exemption issues for charitable orgs but not so much on the property tax issues.

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

income tax exemption issues = I know really well; property tax issues == i know less well, but I also know way more about building codes and permits than most tax people (sigh)

sarahell, Thursday, 8 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

Wow. I was a windbag my third year of law school.

I ended up graduating into a recession so I took the first job I could find, which was at a state workers’ comp agency. That job was trash (although, workers’ comp law is pretty interesting) and I ended up jumping straight into the loving arms of Big Law after five years and doing (sigh) single plaintiff ERISA benefits work aka insurance defense, which is pretty gross. I did that for almost 10 years because I got pregnant shortly after starting and the job was flexible and sometimes the partners were chill and the money was good and the work was interesting. Eventually it was too soul-destroying and now I’m a “knowledge management attorney” for a different big firm specializing in employment law and that is a really sweet gig.

I stayed as union-adjacent as I could for awhile, hoping I could get back into it, working as a steward for my union and doing pro bono worker rights stuff and got too close to how that particular sausage is made. I’m not anti-union, but I’m real glad I didn’t end up in labor law after all.

Anyway, my general advice is the same, which is only go to law school if you want to practice law. I’d refine it a little to say only go to law school if you can do it without incurring any debt or if you’re willing to work a less than ideal job for a decade or so while you pay off debts/get your career sorted out.

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 December 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

Oh, but I think you should both totally go to law school. Why not?

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 December 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

I have decided against for now, will consider again in a few months. A friend of a friend heard I was considering it and messaged me, saying: Look, do what you have to, but I was in your same position a year and half ago and was told to really just push hard at what I was already doing, switched up some language in my resume and CV, and now I have a good fulltime job that allows me to read and write, too.

I am going to see how that works.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

I appreciate all of the lawyerly advice, tho. I should mention my dad is a smalltown lawyer who has been working for nearly fifty years and doesn’t show any signs of stopping because he loves his job.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link

carl! agatha!!!!!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

table is your dad going to say good-naturedly grumpy things like "well you could've done that 20 years ago but better late than never here's a new pair of suspenders"

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link

Good luck, table! Hi, silby!

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:50 (one year ago) link

I can’t imagine a more anxiety inducing profession but ymmv

calstars, Thursday, 8 December 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

I stayed as union-adjacent as I could for awhile, hoping I could get back into it, working as a steward for my union and doing pro bono worker rights stuff and got too close to how that particular sausage is made. I’m not anti-union, but I’m real glad I didn’t end up in labor law after all.


Me too! Our marriage would have been real awkward when I pivoted to anti-union.

Jeff, Friday, 9 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

thanks carl, and silby, my dad has always said “you’d be a great lawyer but i never wanted to pressure you to do anything,” which frankly, thanks dad. obviously he wishes i made more money, but he also understands the unique position i’ve been in— graduated college in 07, got downsized from my first job after the crash, went to get my MFA, could only find weird gigs for years, etc.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 9 December 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link

I can’t imagine a more anxiety inducing profession but ymmv

Dentistry

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 December 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

Anyway, my general advice is the same, which is only go to law school if you want to practice law. I’d refine it a little to say only go to law school if you can do it without incurring any debt or if you’re willing to work a less than ideal job for a decade or so while you pay off debts/get your career sorted out.

― carl agatha, Thursday, December 8, 2022 2:47 PM (two hours ago)

yeah, I am basically thinking in terms of whether/how much debt it would lead to and what lifestyle changes I'd have to make in order to carry that debt burden. Currently I have no kids, no spouse, no debt .... but am a renter, so, I might just not do law school and buy a house instead. My Great Great Uncle was a lawyer who never went to law school, but there were ways to, I guess work and test out of the academic requirements? He ended up a judge so, I'm assuming he was a pretty good lawyer?

sarahell, Friday, 9 December 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link

my dad has always said “you’d be a great lawyer but i never wanted to pressure you to do anything,” which frankly, thanks dad. obviously he wishes i made more money,

my mom says the same thing to me, tbh, she will also say, "Sarah, three words, estates and trusts."

sarahell, Friday, 9 December 2022 01:36 (one year ago) link

I forget which season of Better Call Saul it was where he went into elder law but ... when I watched that, I could hear my mom saying "estates and trusts" and also my grandmother periodically updating her will to change which relative she is going to leave her best china to based on recent behavior

sarahell, Friday, 9 December 2022 01:39 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I would explore what actually practicing law looks like. I mean, there is huge variety, but I would focus less on "law school" and more on "what my life would be like if I were a lawyer." It's been a great profession for me, but it's not for everyone. Again, I would talk to as many practitioners as you can.

As far as specifically being a tax lawyer goes, I think the biggest difference is that your role is much more as planner and advocate than preparing returns and working in compliance. As someone said upthread, if you are at a big firm you will spend your time working on huge transactions to minimize the economic hit of taxes, or possibly defending very large taxpayers against the IRS (or FTB, NY DOR, etc.). I spend most of my time helping individuals and families plan for wealth transfer. However, I know plenty of practitioners at small shops or solo firms who do quite well for themselves. The guy who does my taxes is a CPA and attorney whose practice is divided between return preparation and representation of clients before the IRS. He has a small staff and an excellent reputation; I don't think he's hurting for work.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 December 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

]my mom says the same thing to me, tbh, she will also say, "Sarah, three words, estates and trusts."

+1

California probate work is quite abundant and profitable.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 December 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link

Prop 19 that recently passed is probably a gold rush for the profession

sarahell, Friday, 9 December 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link

It's a gigantic pain in the ass, is what it is.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 December 2022 02:22 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

Welp, paid my fee and I’m taking the LSAT in October

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 22:41 (nine months ago) link

Good luck, table.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 11 July 2023 22:53 (nine months ago) link

yay!!! meanwhile, me and my coworker recently discussed both of us going to law school and being "study partners" ... i don't think this will happen tbh ... i will probably be posting to this thread about considering going to law school until ilx dies or I die haha

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 07:46 (nine months ago) link


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