Bedbugs are spoiling my sleep

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They are tiny and crawling all over my face! Changing the sheets didn't seem to help. Nor did rubbing insect repellant on my face. It's now 2.30am and I'm reading an Aphex Twin interview in The Wire to put me to sleep. Help! It's driving me crazy. I HATE summer in Australia. That's it, I'm moving to Melbourne.

They are smaller than normal bedbugs I think, and they don't seem to be biting. They are itchy however. They feel like a little strand of hair is irritating your face, moving along your cheek or nose. Waaaah! What do I do????

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Change your sheets?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they all over the house? If not, try sleeping on the floor in another room for now. You probably need to flea bomb the whole place.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, I changed the sheets already! My girlfriend is snoring on oblivious. Mosquitos don't bother her either.

Sarah, I'm going to take your advice, thanks.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you tried eating them?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ughhhhh! Move to a new house! Burn your mattress or something!

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Supposedly (according to a Times piece a couple weeks ago) there's an epidemic of them all over the East Coast -- they are especially said to be popular in bohemian-friendly neighborhoods like Williamsburg, where friendly bohemians frequently pick up furniture left out on the curb by their neighbors, which furniture frequently has bedbugs on it.

chuck, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

They recommended, yeah, changing your sheets. And vacuuming. And getting rid of piles of firewood left underneath your bed, I think. Though some infested people have supposedly been freezing their pillows in the freezer during the day. Which supposedly keeps the bugs away. Though I'm guessing it might also make your head very cold.

There was also a very yucky description of how they suck blood.

chuck, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

this whole thread is a radiohead lyric waiting to happen

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

get a new mattress

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a specific chemical that murders the little fuckers, and there IS an epedemic of them on the East Coast. Googling for bedbugs brings up a history and how to kill page or two. Wash EVERYTHING. Bomb EVERYTHING.

When they bite you they go semi-dormant, so fat and lazy they are while filled with your warm blood.

When you kill them they pop like zits. It's pretty nappy.

Look in the seams of your mattress...

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I had bed bugs a while ago when I was still living with my parents. Itched like a MOFO. I liberally sprayed my mattress with Lysol, washed EVERYTHING -- pillow, mattress cover, comforter, etc. -- and that did the trick. But it took a few days. I had a bite on my eyelid -- sexxay.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just buy a whole new bed, and make some other room the bedroom.

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If they're not biting you, they're probably not bedbugs. I mean, you can't feel a bedbug's bite when it happens, cause they inject you with some sort of anesthetic (eew!), but if you were bitten you'd get some mosquito-bite-like welts in the morning.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Are there bedbugs on the West Coast? I hope they keep to where all you dirty Brits and East Coasters are. 4RLZ

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dunno about getting rid of your current crop, but once you do, they say putting the legs of your bed in cans filled with water will keep new ones from crawling back in. Sounds fainly ridiculous but apparently was common practice in Polish dorms, which I hear were teeming with the little fuckers, if they aren't still.

The Krza, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

so... what else lives in a bed and isn't a bedbug, then? cos there's something horrible and crawly in ours which made me itch all last night, but i don't think i've got any big horrible bites (a few small red marks)...this only ever happens in our bed, and only every once in a while (usually if its an unusually warm day for the season and i haven't changed the sheets that week) - colin, it sounds a bit like what you were talking about.

do dust-mites bite?

ack..its horrible. and i'm really not imagining it.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Hobart, turns out we both had a few bites after all, but as someone mentioned upthread, we didn't feel them in the morning because of the anaesthetic the bug injects.

Now, I flea bombed the room the following day, and also sprayed a surface spray, and when we returned there were millions of tiny little red dots all over the bedside tables (and presumably the whole bedroom). When they were on our skin, they moved around like tiny spiders. Were they bedbug nymphs, baby spiders, or something else? Anyway, we seemed to have killed a lot of them - but we'll bomb again and wait a few days before we start sleeping in that room again.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Euw euw euw!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

oo err, colin... that sounds bloody horrible.

whatever we've got is invisible. compared to tiny red crawly spiders i think the invisible things are a distinct improvement.

i hope you're infestation-free soon.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well hobart, I'm feeling confident right now. But also very itchy and not a little paranoid about skin sensations in general. I do not want to see another one of those little buggers on my face or arm.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel itchy just from having read this thread!

Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend once got scabies from the futon in his sublet. It was pretty horrible.

bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have talked about scabies too often on this bitch.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=medlib.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/mml/22290098.jpg&imgrefurl=http://medlib.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/pages/ni13_2.htm&h=345&w=500&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBEDBUG%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DG

According to this guy bedbugs inhabit the bed frame as well- so make sure that's disinfected.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

er, try this

http://medlib.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/pages/ni13_2.htm

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture of the bed frame is just to drive the point home, eh?

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, it just LOOKS like a normal bed frame...


as opposed to THIS, from the same site, which is...


err...


http://medlib.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/mml/22290087.jpg

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

holy jesus, is that a tape worm?

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

even a tape worm wouldn't wear beige with pink, surely..

hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is proving helpful on a psychological level. I feel supported, empowered. I am being coached through the nightmare. Thanks for the useful links, Lawrence.

And I am losing the desire to eat after reading this thread again.


I have more or less decided that I will avoid disinfecting and/or burning everything until it seems absolutely necessary. I am not even sure if these crazy little buggers are bed bugs at all. They seem much smaller than they should be. That's why I was wondering if perhaps they were bed bug nymphs.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you sure they aren't ants....but I suppose you'd be able to see those.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

They're much smaller, Nichole. They're like tiny red-brown specks, smaller than a ballpoint dot. And they move like crabs.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Have started taking any new medications lately? I'm not entirely kidding. I know someone who went through a big problem with imaginary bugs as a result of a prescription medicine, but she didn't just feel them when she was sleeping (though they did "come and go").

And if they are bed-bugs, you have my sympathy. They have been in the news a lot lately. I am just keeping my fingers crossed.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(She's a little unusual though, to begin with.)

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! You guys are considering all the possibilities. Rocket, they're real, I had to vacuum them up.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

She only felt hers, so I guess you are probably safe (from imaginary bugs).

If I get any bed bugs in here, it's going to be World War III. I have a hypoallergnic case around my mattress, so I have been telling myself that it will keep the bed-bugs out as well, since they apparently live in the mattress in many cases.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear. I hope they're not living my my mattress.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not trying to make you feel worse, but this is what I've heard. I don't know if that means they are deep in the mattress, or just "in the seams" as I think someone posted upthread.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 12 December 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I got scabies in NYC on the Matos/Jess/Spencer SuperFAP weekend! Everybody else was bitching about the "ILX Plague" because they got snifflies stuffups and I'm sitting here going ARGH WTF IS WRONG WITH ME SKEEN and Ally for once came through scot free, it was so weird. The Army doctor I went to confined me to quarters for 48 hours!

I had to wash everything, even my leather, and cover myself head to toe with this sublockesque nerve poison for bugs. It was kind of amusing, whenever I kill bugs with anything other than brute force I am always reminded of the nightmare descriptions of chemical warfare and the horrors it visits upon victims. DIE BUGS DIE!!!! DIE!!!! FUCKERS!!! HA!!!

Anyway yes, bedbugs, sounds horrible, I was quite hypochondriac about everything I touched for a while after the scabies thing. They need things to feed off of so if you take yourself out of the equation they will presumably starve and die out, it sounds as if you're doing things right so far.

Arthropods are only good for 2 things in my book: 1. eating, if they come from the sea 2. honey.

TOMBOT, Friday, 12 December 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I read yesterday that bedbugs can live for a year without blood.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Savage!

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 12 December 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
OK, we got rid of them bugs, but guess what's happened now?

I used mouse poison to kill the mice. Sorry, nothing else worked. So... a mouse dies under the floorboards. Smell could make ya puke, but that's not all:

MAGGOTS are crawling across our kitchen floor from somewhere below. They arrive as fast as we can sweep them up. They stick to the soles of our feet like half-cooked grains of rice. And they just keep on truckin', all over the floor.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/24/78/44_1.JPG

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I never saw this thread before ... COlin, FFS you had FLEAS in your house/bed. FLEAS. Do you have pets? Cuz they'll just come right back if you do unless you treat the pets with Advantage or sommat.

I knwo theyre fleas as we de-flead our cats once and they jumped in the bath, shook themselves, and red blood dots went SPLAT all over the place. Dead fleas, y'see.

They like summer, they like carpets, they jump/crawl/flick on you and leave a tiny not very sore/itchy bite.

Theyre a fucker to get rid of.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, it might be ants. We have a bad ant problem at the moment. They got into Nicks hair and bit him on the head in his sleep :/

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ants? fleas?!?

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant his original problem, not whats causing the maggots.

What?! I'm confused now. My brains full, can I be excused?

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm worried about all the ants and fleas you have in your house trayce, i think it's time to move

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Now listen, the tiny little red critters are GONE. GONE! They are not fleas, ants or medication induced hallucinations. My problem Now IS maggots.

tHEY ARE DEFINITELY MAGGOTS, ok? On the floor, not under my skin. And you need to tell me what to do cos I'm, like, totally freaking out!!

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

pour salt on them? this works with slugs in the garden...

lyra (lyra), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Then again, if they are AUSTRALIAN ones, watch out if they might have poisonous stingers.

lyra (lyra), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you'll have to eat those.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

an australian maggot, yesterday:

http://members.aol.com/brestlvr/dethwrm1.jpg

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

They just rolled through surface spray like it was some kind of soothing lotion.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah the salt thing sounds good - try putting a line around the perimeter of yr room, and see if they still come out - unless they're coming *up* through all the boards. If so, you're living in a horror movie.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, we are living in a horror movie.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll try the salt, thanks. All future plagues will be announced as they arrive.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Would now be a good time to mention that I'm watching this?

http://posters.imdb.com/posters/s/swarmb1.jpg

tweemu (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it would not.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they boll weevil maggots? I got those a few times, I dont recall how I got rid of them.... oh yes, I had to find the source (a few packets of flour or something, it was). Once the source was dealt with I just wiped/broomed up the rest and they seemed to stop reproducing.

PS my house is not overrun with insects of all species... the flea thing was in a different apartment and caused by two new cats. The ants still seem to be a bit of a prob, but then again Nick leaves crumby plates all over the bedroom floor grr.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon they're eating the dead mouse which is creating such a pong in the kitchen. My God, it is a living hell in there.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

So is the mouse positioned thus that you can't get at it? Blergh.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup! Smell endurance is all I can pray for. It may take days or even a couple of weeks. I'm thinking, though, that if there are lotsa maggots, they'll clean it up quickly.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

So I guess prying up a board and going hunting fer it's out of the question? Yuckage. Still, like you say the maggots'll clean it all up. Eventually. *shudder*.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, ripping up the boards seems a bit extreme but we'll see.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 16 January 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bedbugs and now maggots? Ugh, I really, really don't know what I'd do if this was me. Cry, probably.

Sean (Sean), Friday, 16 January 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

So that's why the beds are burning down under! Get this man some midnight oil! Get it?! GET IT?!!! AHAHHAHA I CRACK MESELF UP

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The correct answer here is "move immediately"

Allyzay, Friday, 16 January 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...
OK, now it's headlice. For the FOURTH time in one year. My daughter, my g/f and I are all scratching out heads. More crazy medications and fine-toothed combs. WAAAAAAH.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

headlice? on you? what does it hang onto?

are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Sunday, 20 June 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Memories.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
Dear god I don't think I ever want to visit Australia.

What are scabies?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought people only got scabies from Italian youth hostels!

green uno skip card (ex machina), Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

They're some kind of microscopic infestation that gives you little red bumps. It's not serious, not even as serious as lice, just gives you this kinda pimply rash, which is unsightly. My brother got it once, from his dog, I think. Or if not that, from his nasty, trailer-trash girlfriend.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

One time a girl I was hooking-up with tried to convince me that the little red dots on her inner things were scabies. I didn't bite.

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 13 March 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

so they're a bug?? yucko. bugs = yucko period.

I'm surprised in the three years I've lived in this crackhead slum I've never had anything like scabies or bedbugs *knocks on wood*

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Sunday, 13 March 2005 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I just thougth about remy's post a little bit more. . .did she think telling you the little red dots on her bits were due to a bug infestation was a *good* thing?? wtf?!?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Sunday, 13 March 2005 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Meat waffles cure cancer.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 March 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah wtf, why would you try and talk someone into thinking you had scabies when you were in the middle of hooking up?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 13 March 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

so they're a bug??

I just looked it up. It's mites, actually.

why would you try and talk someone into thinking you had scabies when you were in the middle of hooking up?!

To convince then you don't have syphillis. Duh.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 13 March 2005 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

One time a girl I was hooking-up with tried to convince me that the little red dots on her inner things were scabies. I didn't bite.

This really is crazy. What did you think they actually were? What did she think they actually were? Razor bumps are mildly embarassing, I guess, but not embarassing enough to lie about how they're really "scabies."

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 13 March 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, Markelby had scabies and told me about the whole ordeal and it sounds like not a "not a very big deal" thingie, it sounds like it was FUCKING AWFUL!! I recall him saying he scratched his skin raw. Gurgh. :(

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 13 March 2005 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'm sure it's unpleasant, but it's not like... you know... VD.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 13 March 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear god I don't think I ever want to visit Australia

It's not really that bad. We've never had a flea, lice or mouse problem where I live. I think Col's experience is not at all common.

kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Sunday, 13 March 2005 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

all those venomous animals though...*shivers*

latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Sunday, 13 March 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the only place where I have encountered bedbugs was when I was staying with a mate in Jordan. I don't recall them keeping me awake. The muezzin from the mosque across the street did, tho!

MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Find in this page: BALLYHOO"
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You people really disappointed me on this one.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
First, this thread is totally mental. Music mole, you are being tested. Any frog infestations yet?

Second, Bedbugs are re-invading USA, arriving from foreign shores. I am starting to suspect Australia based on this thread, but I have been there and came away clean, so perhaps it's Canada.

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 2 December 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

the terrorists have won :(

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 December 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I think a beardy dude in sandals is pounding on Colin's door every few months shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

Dan (Bad Pharoah) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

It's a bit like that, isn't it? The truth is, though, it's just Sydney in summer.

Three weeks ago it was ANOTHER fuckin bird nest in the bedroom wall. 'Cheep cheep cheep vomit up that fuckin worm mum' every 15 minutes from 5.30 in the morning! We rang a few government/animal protection type people to find out what we could do. One woman said, 'Oh, love it's going to be hell for you for about three weeks, I really feel sorry for you. Oh dear. Perhaps you should move your bedroom? so we did. Then, three nights later, we lost patience and gassed the fucker.

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Did thee maggotZors go away, moles? I have a Russian rommate now and he swears by boric acid. He has a huge bottle of the stuff -- it's a powder -- and he just sprinkles it liberally around the edges of his room. It seems to work.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Thank you Tracer, we have not had a recurrence of maggots in about a year. On the other hand, we are about to enter the hottest summer on record and it's very humid. Every evening I kill at least two giant cockroaches in the kitchen, bathroom or living room so my girlfriend can get off the chair and stop screaming in fear (this is the same woman who has picked a fight with three difference bouncers since I met her four years ago).

Regarding the birds that nested in my wall, on the first occasion these may have been Indian Minor Birds (on the second occasion they were a marginally less aggressive and hungry sounding native bird, we were told). They are lithe, brown/black, with sleek black and yellow beaks and yellow eyes. They have the most kickarse claws and movement skills you've ever seen in a small bird. They were rarely seen only 15 years ago. Now, they are EVERYWHERE. And they watch you.

The native birds (yes, they're another sorry import story, or so I've been told) are terrified of them. The woman from the animal protection society said they don't just breed in spring like other birds - they breed all year round. They have an alarmingly complex, cold sounding birdsong too. And they are watching us. They can wait a thousand years, breeding, evolving, until one horrible day, it will be all over for the humans.

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Moley, are you doing anything about the roaches?

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I, for one, bird overlords, etc, etc...

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

It is a ceaseless battle between implacable foes. They have the numbers and the cunning, we have the shoes.

Did I mention that for a brief period in late spring they FLY? Into your face?

Coming up in 2-3 weeks - the annual Christmas beetle plague. They are already dopily plunging into the toilet by the half dozen, these tank-like, nut-like, increadibly stupid insects. They panic and dip and dive around your kitchen and into your t-shirt like a Sopwith Camel which has just been hit by enemy ack-ack fire. Kids like to collect them in large quantities (they are easy to catch), put them all into a big plastic container, then empty them out in the middle of a big field and run around screaming in the upward-spiralling woozy bug maelstrom

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Have you determined if these birds, if birds they are, are addicted to crack, killed any dogs, or bitten off any women's faces yet?

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

As far as I know, they only rip the shit out of other birds. I need to take that query on advice.

Christmas Beetle:

http://www.ento.csiro.au/ecowatch/Primary/beetles/images/christmas_beetle.jpg

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Do you use those pheremone traps down there? I remember we'd use those when I was a kid, and you'd get a squirming stinking sack of beetles. It was nasty.

well, good luck with your next plague...

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Killing insects is a futile exercise in Australia. The only things you can do are to keep them off you and your food.

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

It's like that Philip K Dick story in which the birds and spiders join with humanity against the insects...but too late for our hapless narrator...of course I can't remember the title.

We're having the exterminator over next weekend so I hope our roach issues will be *KAPOW* *KERBLAM* resolved. Also, I am never going to Oz.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Nevertheless, thank you all, and especially you, hunter, for your care and sympathy, but, let's face facts, you're sending your love down the well.

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

The only things you can do are to keep them off you and your food.

Install mosquito nets and set the bed frame legs in bowls of kerosene. I know *I* would.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Effective for mossies, we've found, is a fan facing the bed all night. That seems to confuse their navigational equipment, and also drowns out the pinpoint, needle-sharp humming of their tiny mosquito engines.

moley, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I wish the spiders were a bit smaller, quite a bit smaller actually, about 10% of the size they are, and there weren't so many of them. ditto cockroaches. I can never properly relax between oct-april every year. i'm always half on the lookout for a scratchy brown leg and a mandible.

estela (estela), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

oh... we have bedbugs. colin, you didn't have them! they are actually quite large, almost like ladybugs, only flat.

i'd had these horrid welts on my arm and leg for some time, then we pulled the bed out from the wall so that a new window could be put in and notice black dots all over our 6-month old bed frame.. how odd! that night, my partner sees a bug walking on the pillow. so, we look it up, it's a bedbug! that explains the dots, the welts, the spots of blood in the sheets :(

so we got rid of our bed frame, the futon mattress, and all sorts of stuff that was around the bed. the public health woman who came to check said that she'd never seen a bed frame so heavily infested. great. we've slept in the living room on a camping mattress for the last month, as the pest control company has 'treated' our bedroom with pymethrin each week. they do four rounds, to catch the eggs as they hatch.

4 great things about begbugs(i am trying to stay positive):
-they are big! which means you can easily see them, and you know if they're around. also, you can see the spots they leave behind, and the shells from their molting.
-they do not live on people or animals, only in wood. which means that we don't have to shave our hair etc.
-they can't jump, swim, or fly, only walk. physical barriers work, such as a line of vaseline around the legs of your bend, or sitting the legs in a dish of soapy water.
-they do not carry blood borne diseases! this means that i am not at risk of hepatitis, as i thought i might be.

unfortunately, that last point means that the building can't be forced to treat them by the health authority, because they are not a disease threat. this being a co-op, people are scared of chemicals, and will refuse preventative treatment until the bugs are in THEIR beds. so, the bugs will have fled the poison in my unit and gone next door. when there is poison next door, they'll come back here.

apparently bedbugs are all over town, in fancy hotels and all. be careful in vancouver!

derrick (derrick), Saturday, 3 December 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

i've never had bedbugs, but this definitely makes me want to get rid of my wooden futon frame.

The Great Pagoda of Funn (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Utterly. Revolting.

Ok, this bedbug invasion must be stopped. I'm callin my congressman, T0m T4ncr3do (he really is my congressman :o ), tellin him that these alien bugs are a threat to our American way of life and traditional culture. First, we wall off B.C. (thanks for the tip, Derrick). Then all int'l ports and airports.

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 3 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

We just had to do what Derrick and his partner did. We replaced everything: the bed, pillows, sheets & all. We also sprayed the bedroom and cleaned the floor with bleach water. No more welts!!!

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 3 December 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Meat waffles cure cancer.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 13th, 2005.


I have NO memory of having written this.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 December 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
there was a news segment on earlier about bedbugs and now i can't stop thinking about them! auuuuuuuuughhhh.

stockholm cindy is a guy with a belly button piercing (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 March 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

By Sara Kugler, Associated Press Writer | January 22, 2006

NEW YORK --Legions of tiny blood-sucking bugs are munching their way through the Big Apple, making this the city that never sleeps ... tight. Bedbugs are back, and they're not just rearing their rust-colored heads in New York City. Authorities say it's a global crisis: Exterminators who handled one or two bedbug calls a year are now getting that many in a week, according to the National Pest Management Association.

"There's an epidemic going on throughout the country, and New York seems to be the hotbed," said Jeffrey Eisenberg, a pest control expert.

The elusive critters avoid light and attack in the middle of the night. About the size of an apple seed, a bedbug hides among cracks and crevices in furniture and walls, and can disappear into the edge of a picture frame or between buttons on an alarm clock.

They invade even the cleanest apartments and swankiest neighborhoods, including Manhattan's Upper West Side, where a city councilwoman is calling for a citywide bedbug task force.

"We've always had pests in New York City -- we have rats, cockroaches, etcetera, but bedbugs are new," said Councilwoman Gail Brewer. "We're not doing a good job focusing on it."

The pests are efficient and active travelers, often hitching a ride on people's clothing and jumping from host to host when people brush up against each on the subway, in elevators or on crowded streets.

Bedbugs are turning up in hospitals, schools, movie theaters, health clubs. Recent reports put them in a a New Jersey college dorm and a Los Angeles hotel -- where one guest filed a $5 million lawsuit. A New Yorker and his landlord wound up in court over an infestation in his Lower East Side apartment, where he fruitlessly tried everything to get rid of the relentless buggers.

Eisenberg, who owns the Pest Away exterminating company in Manhattan, said bedbugs are spreading "like wildfire" through the city. And treating infestation is a costly, time-consuming process.

Belongings must be removed from the home to be thoroughly washed or dry-cleaned, followed by meticulous vacuuming, before the exterminator can even begin his work. Several home visits are often needed.

People who have bedbugs often never see them alive. The only signs are pepper-like spots of their fecal matter, specks of dried blood on bedsheets, and of course, the bites. The scourge is nearly impossible to eradicate; the creatures can go a year without feeding, they reproduce rapidly and don't die easily.

"Now it's just us against these bugs," said Sofia Sapinha, a 20-year-old junior at a New Jersey college where her dorm room has been infested since September.

Between calls to campus officials and visits from the exterminator, she and her roommate have tried their own tactics, including covering her mattress in a zippered plastic cover and greasing bedposts with Vaseline to keep the bugs from crawling up.

But nothing has worked. This week, two nights after they returned from holiday break, she was bitten again -- on the face. The bugs, it seems to her, are winning the war and becoming quite bold as a result.

"We found one this week in the middle of my bed, it was just crawling up as if it owned the place," she said.

Not even the professionals feel like they have a handle on battling the epidemic, said Eisenberg, who returned this weekend from a conference where bedbugs were a top priority.

The current generation of exterminators has been caught unaware by these pests, which were all but dormant for decades. The recent comeback is attributed to several factors, primarily an increase in global travel and the banning of potent pesticides like DDT.

"We feel like we're starting from scratch," Eisenberg said. "The only thing we know is that we don't know anything."

In New York City, Brewer wants to create a task force that would monitor the epidemic and develop policy solutions to curb the spread of the bloodsuckers. On Sunday, she announced new legislation that also seeks to halt some common mattress industry practices that exacerbate the problem.

The legislation calls for a ban on reconditioning mattresses -- essentially taking old ones, refurbishing them and selling them like new, often spreading the bugs into stores and homes.

It would also require separate transport of old and new mattresses, which is common. A mattress purchase often includes the removal of the old one, and when several used and new mattresses mingle in the truck, it becomes a bedbug free-for-all.

A similar bill was introduced last year but died when the council session expired.

stockholm cindy is a guy with a belly button piercing (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 March 2006 04:59 (twenty years ago)

shudder...

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 March 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic79166.jpg

stockholm cindy is a guy with a belly button piercing (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 March 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

oh! those don't seem so bad. geez, you new yorkers.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 March 2006 05:15 (twenty years ago)

I say we all write our congresspeople and ask them to bring back the DDT-covered days of yore.

http://www.beppegrillo.it/archives/immagini/DDT.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 20 March 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

"We feel like we're starting from scratch," Eisenberg said.

haha!

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 20 March 2006 09:52 (twenty years ago)

http://home.scarlet.be/~bliek/squirm.jpg

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 March 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't even have bugs, but this thread makes me want to wash and lysol/bomb everything just in case. Squirm!!

(nb. Squirm was a formative movie for me - I accidently watched it all at a young age, on a very small b&w tv, but I remember it in full screen, full colour. For a while I thought I'd imagined the whole thing b/c no one I knew had even heard of it. Thank you again, Internet, for PROOF. It is a movie about worms.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 March 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Is it being remade? There's been a slightly disturbing ad on MySpace for some movie in which a bunch of worms invade a teenage girl's bath. More than a little reminiscent of tentacles, if you know what I mean.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 20 March 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

omg, a remake of Squirm would be awesome/terrible. I bet they'd have to put a microbial/terr0r1st twist on it, since that's all the rage, bleah.

Squirm is about electrified worms in Georgia!! (I also read that it's based on a true story. I don't know what that means.)
http://einsiders.com/reviews/dvd/images/squirm1.jpg

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
not just at col's place now!

THEY'RE hiding between the sheets everywhere from backpackers hostels to brothels and the chances are you'll sleep with them soon.

After a 50-year lull, the biting bedbugs our parents warned us about are back with a vengeance.

The country is in the grip of a bedbug "pandemic" and Victoria is the most infested state of all, with an estimated 15,000 per cent rise in cases since 2000. Nowhere is safe from the new breed of super-resilient bugs, which can cause severe allergic reactions in some who are bitten.

genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

gross. do they give you herpes?

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/12/30/amd_bedbugs-dos-donts.gif

gershy, Monday, 31 December 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

Bad memories. And for those who did not read the whole thread, it turned out that my little critters, whatever the f*** they were, were not bedbugs and were eliminated fairly easily in the end (back in those days I was Colin).

moley, Monday, 31 December 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

how did you eliminate them?

o-ess, Monday, 31 December 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

stay off drugs

abanana, Monday, 31 December 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://idlewords.com/2008/04/seeking_bedbug_legal_aid.htm

Friend of a friend looking for a lawyer for their anti-bedbug website.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I'm getting eaten alive, but neither the sheets nor the mattress have any blood spots. Does that categorically rule out bedbugs?

Leee, Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

Not sure if it categorically rule it out, but blood stains on the sheets is a "tell-tale" sign:

A bed bug infestation can be recognized by blood stains from crushed bugs or by rusty (sometimes dark) spots of excrement on sheets and mattresses, bed clothes, and walls. Fecal spots, eggshells, and shed skins may be found in the vicinity of their hiding places. An offensive, sweet, musty odor from their scent glands may be detected when bed bug infestations are severe.

Ugh.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 11 July 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

had these last year, at least flatmates were complaining of getting bitten all the time, I never got a bite. is it possible some people are immune or they don't want your blood or something?

we had to remove every single item of fabric from the house and get it cleaned and then some dude came in and sprayed it top to tail

Local Garda, Saturday, 11 July 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

2009: Year of the Bedbug?

I live in a big old apartment building, and so the management sent exterminators into my place today to rid it of an infestation of bedbugs. When I came home, my place looked like the DEA had busted it, and the berber carpet is a battlefield of fallen bedbugs. We'll see if they come back tonight at their usual 4:45 a.m.

Eazy, Thursday, 23 July 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

hygienic difficulties

sciolism, Thursday, 23 July 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)

i had bedbugs last year at my old place (a big reason why it's my "old" place). my downstairs neighbor brought home a used couch that was infested, and the little critters found their way into my apartment. i'm a bug-phobe so i took care of the problem immediately, and didn't get that many bites. but i had a few sleepless nights.

hat for slashes (get bent), Thursday, 23 July 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

had these last year, at least flatmates were complaining of getting bitten all the time, I never got a bite. is it possible some people are immune or they don't want your blood or something?

Some people just aren't affected by bedbugs/bites. Consider yourself extremely lucky.

salsa shark, Thursday, 23 July 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

I've had them in my apartmen, I'm moving out; if you're in the U.S., this is useful. My building paid to have all my clothes laundered or dry-cleaned, so they're good with that, but my mattress and couch pretty much need to be quarrantined and thrown out.

Eazy, Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/new-york-under-attack-as-bed-bugs-make-unwanted-comeback-20100913-157g6.html

like the underlying 'if only we could still use DDT' vibe near the end

motorik rubin (haitch), Monday, 13 September 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

I love how the Age online's front page is now modified for GiANT BUG with giant BUGS TAKE OVER NYC headline.

Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

*Shudders* I'm considering a trip to New York, but the bedbug frenzy is making me hesitant.

Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

my mom got bit by bedbugs at a hotel in burlington, vt. i never want to travel anywhere ever again.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

its really not that big a deal

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, itches like crazy tho

hk phooey (crüt), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

ANKLE SWARMS

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

what is going on there

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)

pretty fascinating

ENBB, Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

and now I get why you were learning about mating plugs yesterday

ENBB, Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

keep on thinking of that article as 'mating pugs'

.\ /. (dayo), Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

ha!

ENBB, Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

this thread title is strangely poignant

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

maybe just reminding me of the "stop vomiting off the balcony. it is RUINING everything. it has RUINED the children's TOYS." note

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha, the best of notes

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

I have to review a film tonight and the screening is at a 42nd St theater that was closed for a day last August to exterminate bedbugs. How much paranoia am I entitled to?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

Lots, i'm itching just thinking about sitting in theatre full of bugs.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

my house had them last year, we had them professionally killed

Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 December 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

You hired a hitman?

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously though is this NYC bedbugs thing a little overblown? I'm feeling like it's a little overblown. Like these guys with dogs come to your business with dogs and then lo and behold the dogs sniff out some bedbugs and then they're like "Well, you wouldn't want to be known as the movie theater with bedbugs would you? But we can take care of the problem $$$."

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

im feeling like maybe sometimes bedbugs are discovered in ways that dont involve teams of dogs sent by exterminators

Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

ha

the only thing to fear is fear of bedbugs itself

and the canine-industrial complex

No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

So I had these fuckers in my old apartment in 2009 (see above), and I seem to have them now tonight. I have to wonder if they stayed alive in some of my books or papers that I had moved into storage then and recently retrieved. Hate to think that I'll have to get rid of my books and papers, if that's the only option.

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

yeah they can live for ages without feeding.
if you get a good exterminator you won't have to throw out anything.

salsa shark, Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

Since yr books & papers are in a storage place, can't you just throw some bug bombs in there, shut the door, and come back in two weeks? Also, if you want to take things out one box at a time you can plastic-wrap your books & stuff and put them into a freezer for a while. I'm sure there's more info online.

Sorry to hear this. :(

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

YOU NEED DDT - get some on the black market with bitcoins

Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

Search: "Bed Bug Blues," by Jimmie Davis.

Another Muzak from a Diffident Lichen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

ok, here's my problem

every morning, i wake up with 2-4 bites. the bites are smaller than bedbug bites or mosquito bites. i've never noticed more than one new bite on any part of my body, no rows or groups of bites. the bites are not that itchy (just itchy enough to bother me) and never turn into any sort of sores or pimple-type thing.

my doggy sleeps at the bottom of the bed, under the covers by my feet or behind my knees. i treat him with advantage ii (flea-killer) every month and i check him for fleas every day. since this started, i have not yet found a flea on him. it is hard for fleas to hide on him since he is a tiny little dachshund with very short and sparse hair.

i have wood floors and no carpet. i wash and change my sheets every week, and i have recently started washing my down comforter and pillows every week as well, to try to control this bite problem. i have a small collection of wool indian blankets and serapes and i am having those drycleaned as well. i've checked my mattress thoroughly and there don't seem to be any bugs living in the seams, and i haven't seen any bedbug poop or blood spots on my mattress or sheets. under the bed i have things like socks and underwear and shorts stored in flat wicker baskets, and i haven't seen any bugs down there either.

i do have a big crawlspace under the house, and i think there are rats down there. i know the rats can get into the walls and crawl around in the attic, but they have no access to the inside of the house. there are some small cracks in the wood floor, though, so i think air can pass between the house and the crawlspace. in the backyard, the crawlspace turns into a wood deck. in the backyard there are a couple of corners with piled-up dead leaves and dead tree branches but afaict my dog doesn't go hang out in the woodpile when he goes in the backyard.

so here are my questions:

1) what is biting me? i am starting to think it is mites, since these guys are invisible, bite through clothing with no problem, and leave only tiny bite bumps.

2) assuming it is mites, how do i get rid of them? i've tried researching on the internet, but it seems like "mite infestation" is closely linked to stuff like morgellons, and so i am tending to find a lot of downright bad information (like i found one site where somebody said they got rid of their mite infestation by mixing a box of advantix ii with a few tablespoons of shampoo and then spreading that all over their body).

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

i am afraid that it is one of three things:

1) tropical rat mites living on the rats under the house, which are then crawling up out of the crawlspace and into the bed with me and doggy at night. but that seems totally illogical. mites are tiny-ass almost microscopic creatures. how would they know to crawl out from under the crawlspace every night and come find me and doggy? wouldn't they just jump from rat to rat?

2) mites have infested the deck and the backyard, and i have to make the backyard off-limits to doggy, because they are jumping on him when he is in the backyard, and then jumping onto me when he gets in bed with me. this option sucks because doggy loves the backyard and he gets his exercise out there. he is kind of an antisocial dog so i don't walk him much because he terrorizes all of the other dogs, especially the ones that are 10 times his size. instead i let him run around in the yard and play fetch and stuff with him. he loves to sniff around and hunt for rats, skunks, squirrels and possums in the yard (i think we have all of them) and i don't want to take away his "play area".

3) mites have infested my mattress. this sucks because i have this expensive european memory foam / latex combo mattress that i can't really afford to replace right now.

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

i am afraid of #1 because my landlord has not been able to control the rats effectively, and i doubt the cut-rate exterminator i know he will hire if i complain again will be able to control them either. we've been rat problems twice before, and while we've had luck killing them with traps and blocking their access to the inside of the house, it seems like new rats move in every time as soon as the old rats are gone.

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

help!

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

1) get a miteproof cover for your mattress.
2) vacuum everything around the bed thoroughly after putting the cover on the mattress but before making the bed.
3) Wash all your sheets, mattress pad, duvet cover, pillows(if possible) in hot water with an extra hot water rinse.
4) Replace your pillows or get miteproof covers for them too. Or both.

Neem oil is a non-toxic insect repellent - stinks like crazy but is available in skin lotions that aren't so bad. It also alleviates itching and redness. You might try that before bed.

Jaq, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Jaq explains it all.

kate78, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

aha! i had no idea about miteproof matress covers but it sounds like the way to go. lucky for me i have a miele platinum so vacuuming is always a joy. i will give the neem oil a shot and maybe give doggy a rubdown with sulfodene.

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

The very idea of night bugs freaks me the hell out, but for some reason (possibly laziness and miserliness), I haven't fully implemented my all-out-assault action and prevention plan.

Neem is safe for pups btw - it's used around horses as a fly repellent which is how I first heard of it. I think the 2-container bed leg passive no-bug-climbing-up device is a good one: for each bed leg, one large and one small flat-bottomed container, bed leg goes in small container, small container goes in large container, fill eht gap between large and small container with neem oil (or boric acid).

Jaq, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

that 2-container bed leg system seems a little OTT, partly because its hard to believe that the mites are climbing up the bed legs. i feel like they must be hitching a ride w/ the dog (in which case neem oil) or already living in the bed.

the late great, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that's for when I've watched something where the army ants march through a village and carry off the babies. Also means no covers can ever touch the floor. And the bed sits on its own in the middle of the room.

Jaq, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

I've just spend a couple of months thinking that something was biting me every night and going berserk over the possibility of bedbugs and rat/mouse mites.

I even thought it might be scabies or shingles. The symptom was red welts that faded away and weren't that itchy.

I eventually consulted the doctor after reading about hives. It seems from a couple of blood tests so far that I have iron deficiency and it's causing these strange skin irritations.

Bob Six, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

so if it is disclosed to you that there was a bedbug infestation exterminated on floor two of a building, and you're moving to floor five, is that a reason not to move to the building?

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

i would think that depends a lot on the building

the late great, Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

how much common space would you share w/ them?

like if it were like a dorm and i were sharing laundry facilities, yes, that would be a reason

like there was one case in indianapolis where bedbugs spread from one bed through half of a fifteen story building, but the details are important

Infested apartments tended to be right next door to each other (53%) or across the hall (45%). Bed bugs frequently walked out of the front door of one apartment and into another on the same hallway. Bugs were also spread through the building when infested furniture was discarded without wrapping it in plastic, by neighbors visiting infested apartments or infested common areas, and by an infested wheelchair used in common areas.

the late great, Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:36 (thirteen years ago)

well, there is a laundry room. other than that i dint know what common space wed be "sharing" other than a lobby.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I got home after a week out of town to find a note dated the day I left saying there had been bedbugs in the building.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

i'm going out of town, and my friend's friend is coming into town for that time (i do not know this person), and so my friend asked if this other friend could stay at my place for a few days. they'd be feeding my cat, so that's good, but i am a little worried about bed bugs. i've had them before--it was an absolute nightmare. am i being paranoid??? it's not like i think they have them, but they'll be traveling all around NY, and it's making me kind of tense. should i just open up my home to these people (friend & her two kids)??

rayuela, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

also hurting, have they confirmed that the place is now bedbug free after the extermination? i would assume so? that seems kind of OK to me if it's been properly exterminated and taken care of...

rayuela, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

Well they had to provide us this disclosure form that said they had completed some kind of erradication action. I read online that it's not easy to find an older building that hasn't had bedbugs at some point. At least we're three floors away.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

I have been waking up with bites off and on for a month now and it is DRIVING ME INSANE. I get stressed about going to bed now. They fade really quickly - 2-3 days and you almost can't tell I had a bite. Have been OBSESSIVELY checking bed and don't see any evidence of blood trails/bodies/etc as all the websites say. I hope/assume/pray it's just spiders but I don't know. :( My husband gets NO bites. Perhaps I'll search out this Neem oil Jaq mentioned upthread - I've seriously been considering covering myself in OFF before bed!

I have a dog too, it could be fleas I suppose.. the bites are itchy as hell when I wake up but calm down to invisible when I throw hydrocortisone cream on it. We also sleep with our heads against the window, I sprinkled cinnamon inside the sill because I read somewhere bugs avoid it.. I closed the windows last night but my husband opened his >:P Luckily I did not wake up with any bites today.. but yesterday I got two on one side of my elbow, one a bit further away.. I've had single bites as well as clusters of 3 and 5. It can't be bed bugs (I know it can - I am just trying to keep myself sane). Argh.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

You know what? Bite my ass, hips, etc all you want but leave my 'workwear' exposed skin clean, assholes.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

finefine, that neem oil is stinky stinky stuff - don't buy a big ol can of it without smelling some first. You might be able to find skin salve or cream with a good percentage of it at a local healthfood store that might make a good start vs. the pure oil. Naked organics makes one, and there's also Theraneem and a few others.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, good to know. Honestly, I am so irritated by this process that I could put up with any stink, but I will check out the health food store & see what I can find.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

uh oh... I've been getting little bites on my body for a while and i thought they were mosquitoes but last night I was sat on my bed and this tiny red beetle thing landed on my book which I instinctively squashed and left a red mark on the page. I'm sure it was a bug. So now what? I need to be able to sleep!

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

It will pass! Lots of bugs are coming inside to relax, right? My upthread panic turned out to be just me getting paranoid; a few bites, killed a few spiders, nothing biting me anymore. Phew. Hope the same for you because I was in panic mode for a little while there - thoroughly inspecting my mattress before bed, unable to fall asleep quickly, etc.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

This is the season of spiders to be sure. Webs appearing everywhere outdoors between now and the first hard frost or big rainstorm.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

did it look like a bedbug or just a bug? if the former, i would check your mattress for signs of bedbugs.

i will cop to a bout of extreme paranoia where i was convinced i had them (a place i work at had confirmed bedbugs so i was sure i had brought them home after waking up with some bites) and i got a bedbug sniffing dog to come check it out and they told me i was bedbug free

rayuela, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I had the same scare a while back. I got a bunch of bites, mostly in patterns of three or four which is characteristic of bedbug bites. I paniced--checking mattress, pulling everything out of bedroom--but never got any more. I discovered fleas leave a similar bite pattern so I suspect that was it, but I have no idea where I got them.

fit and working again, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

You say 'landed on' like maybe the thing flew or jumped onto your book...? bedbugs can't do either of those things so it doesn't sound like the culprit this time, luckily.

salsa shark, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

Bedbugs are spoiling my sleep
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

StanM, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

A+

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:44 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Couldn't watch this video all the way through. Trigger warnings, etc. apply: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=74a_1355557272

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 15 December 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)


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