I hate cilantro!

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I also have very strong feelings against onions, red peppers, celery, cucumbers, mushrooms, and mayonnaise. And tofu. YES, IT DOES TOO HAVE A TASTE.

what foods do you hate?

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuna and Pineapple = fruits of the Horned One..

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I too hate cilantro. Funny, I can't think of anything else I can't tolerate. Mr teeny owns this thread though. Things he hates: all vegetables including potatoes, soup, coffee & tea, all condiments except barbeque sauce and ketchup, vinegar, all seafood, all indian/chinese/thai/middle eastern food. Argh.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

>I also have very strong feelings against onions, red peppers,
> celery, cucumbers, mushrooms, and mayonnaise. And tofu. YES, IT
> DOES TOO HAVE A TASTE.

You don't like food, do you?

fletrejet, Friday, 19 December 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I like each and every food.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

red peppers, green peppers, coriander, celery, bok choy, water chestnuts, onions, cucumbers, uncooked tomatoes, uncooked carrots, iceberg lettuce, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, watermelon, Red Delicious apples, grapefruit, walnuts, peanuts, mint, fresh water fish

Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

There's nothing really that's not meat or allergy related that I won't eat.

I mean, I hate raisins, but I'm learning to get over it. I don't particularly care for cooked sweet peppers but I'll eat them. I get my finickyness out of my system by being a vegetarian.

Oh wait, I just remembered. LICORICE!!! UGH! UGH! WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP! YUCK!!!

(BTW, you have eaten both tofu and cilantro in my cooking before without complaining. Or, ooh, err, were you just being polite?)

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Liquorice is just about the only thing that I won't eat now - anything aniseedy

chris (chris), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think cilantro is a pretty common love-it-or-hate-it thing, but I'm surprised by to see red/green peppers here. Although as many vegetables rocking hard when raw, they suck when cooked.

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If you think you hate licorice now, you should try it salted. *vomit*

Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Rice fucking pudding.

Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

red and green peppers rock when roasted.

chris (chris), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Red can be tolerable in certain cases... But never ever green.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I love salty scandinavian licorice! Turkish Pepper candy may be one of the greatest achievement of mankind

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I never noticed that much of a taste difference between different colours of sweet pepper. Is it an aesthetics thing?

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much yeah, which is why I can't understand why people will eat one but not the others Red = a bit riper than green.

try Piquillo peppers though - nummmest of nums

chris (chris), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Me neither and I was pretty disappointed when realizing that the much hyped yello peppers tasted exactly the same as the red and green ones..

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Red tend to be sweeter and more tangy... when you throw them in a cream sauce, it punches up the richness of it. I think it tends to just overpower the flavor.

Kate and her cooking of cilantro and tofu are exempt because she made them for me when I was sick and blasted the snot right outta there. Boooom!

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there's a difference between the way that differently coloured peppers taste. Maybe you're not getting good shit. Mind you, mine come from tesco. So, maybe I am getting bad shit and you are right. Who can say?

The only thing I will not eat is raisins cooked in savoury dishes (esp curry). Their horrid puffy fatness 'Oh I used to be a grape dontchaknow' really gets my goat.

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

those raisins, I tell you. what insufferable personalities they have.


I like raisins but I wish they'd stay out of my cinnamon buns.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

and what's with all those different-colored raisins, anyway? While we're bitching about raisins....

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah don't care for raisins either.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

red grapes / white grapes I presume but am open to other suggestions...

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this is fucking madness!

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

stay out of it ya raisin.

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

green peppers?! ciltrano?! waltnuts?!? CALGON TAKE ME AWAY

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

raisins tend to stick together which can be annoying, but I still like them.

if the raisins are united they will never be divided (lawrence kansas), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

sticking together is what good waffles do!

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll eat anything without complaint to be honest but sauteed onions piss me off. Waste of good onions.

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Tombot makes me cry (onions don't - much)

chris (chris), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post

surely that's a complaint....

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Raisins (they are 1. rabbit turds of Satan and 2. looming box of sun-maid as suggested after-school snack '74-'86, HURL, fuck off Mom *you* eat them etc), canned tuna, all 'edible' glands/vital organs eg. kidneys, liver. I don't like pork unless it's ham/bacon/sausage. Ed keeps trying to feed me chops etc but I have not capitulated because the FAT on the outside is also hurlworthy. Also hate sweet potatoes/yams.

Things I would not eat when small: egg yolk, bread crusts, mayonnaise, meat fat of any kind, raw carrots (gave me tummyaches), Stouffers Spinach Souffle.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OLIVES! DEATH TO BLACK OLIVES, MOST FOUL OF SAURON'S CREATIONS!

altho, i love olive oil.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

For me: tomatoes (raw or cooked, especially big chunks of cooked tomato), cucumber, tuna, yogurt, bananas. Tuna is probably the worst, it really grosses me out.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Cooked tomato, unless it's in a very disguised sauce. Ugh ugh ugh! THis may be one of the reasons I'm not keen on pasta, due to globulous tomato mass served therewith.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not like mushrooms. They make me think of slugs. Also, I do not like to eat slugs.

I rarely enjoy eating eggs. They have to be REALLY hard scrambled. Mushy eggs are grody. That's right - grody.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah.. glad to see the tuna-hataz contingent in force.. I actually have to leave the room when somebody is eating a tuna sandwich around me.

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The only objection I have to tomatoes is that they seem to hold whatever heat has been imparted to them BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SUBSTANCE ON THIS PLANET! I like the taste and make a tomato sauce that would change the minds of ALL you tom haters.

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, CLAM CHOWDER. Last time my mom ate clam chowder near me I had to hold my breath for like 20 minutes straight.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING MADNESS ?$<>!@#$!@#$!@$!@$!$@@~@~!!~!!!!

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Draining the water/oil from a can of tuna is one of life's simple pleasures much like a Tuscan sunrise or walking barefoot over the morning dew.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Neil Simpson, I demand the instructions to your sauce.

stewed tomatoes are icky, but usually big enough to catch with a fork and hurl across the room to the bin. fresh tomatoes on samiches are VERY icky. They make everything all watery. (see also: spinach on pizza - c/d?)

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

MMMMMM CLAM CHOWDER. And MMMMMMMMMM CILANTRO.

My food hate extends to: onions (raw onions rather, they're great in soup and whatnot), licorice and the spices that make things taste similarly foul, and mushrooms, although I suspect that I actually like mushrooms now and am just being stubborn.

Oh, and fucking caraway seeds.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

fresh tomatoes on samiches are VERY icky. They make everything all watery

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

I like raw tomatoes, but not on sammiches. I always pick them out and eat them separately if I can't avoid them.

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

MMMMMM, fresh tomatoes on sandwiches. You just have to use bread that can stand up to them.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

OKAY, SEEDS: what is that horrible little seed that looks like a tiny watermelon? I see it in a lot of Italian stuff. is that a caraway seed? Because they are satan's seeds.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for all the tuna hate! Except I would extend it to cover anything which has been in seas or rivers. Fish, prawns, seaweed, shellfish, eeewwwwww :(

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok I am beginning to swing to the fiddo viewpoint here, you are all balls-out insane

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

OLIVES! DEATH TO BLACK OLIVES, MOST FOUL OF SAURON'S CREATIONS!

altho, i love olive oil.

-- El Santo Claus

OTMFM. same goes for green olives. olives in general. ick. i too am fond of olive oil. it's nothing like the real things.

as far as cilantro goes, the more the better. deliciously fragrant herbal treat! chop it finely, mix it in with your sour cream or yogurt and put it on your mexican dishes, etc. it's quite tasty.

the angry cowboy (dick), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

fresh tomato on a grilled cheese sandwich is delightful. The key is that the bread has to be thick enough to absorb the tomato juice. What I've been tinkering with is an ASSYMETRICAL grilled cheese sandwich in which one slice of bread is thicker than the other, the theroy being that the cheese on one side acts as a barrier to the juice and thus directs the water to the thicker, more absorbent bread slice. It's the same engineering that won the US WWII.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bananas

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Papaya and raisins. ALL OTHER FOOD IS GOOD. Overly spiced venison sausage can be gross as well, actually. Cilantro tastes like soap and it's just kinda bleh but there are some dishes where its inclusion is u & k.

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

as in, lawrence kansas is bananas or you don't like bananas?

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

10x-post

Neil's tomato sauce

You will need: garlic, onions, chopped tinned tomatoes (drained, keep the juice no matter how watery), passatta, balsamic vinegar, port, pinch sugar, salt, pepper.

in 1 pan: mix half port, half juice from tinned toms, wee bit balsamic, pinch sugar, salt pepper. Boil like mad until reduced a lot. Skim crap off the top while doing this. Put through a fine seive to get rid of all the solid crap.

in a wok: sweat chopped garlic and onions, add drained tomatoes and passatta, cook em up for a bit, add some tomato puree, a wee bit of balsamic, sugar, salt and pepper, cook for a while. Add reduced port/tom juice. cook some more.

Eat with pasta.

I think you need to get a feel for making this and for the proportions/times (hence why it's all a bit vague). the key is in all the wee extra bits that bring out the flavours (balsamic + sugar)

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, it's fun to torture Ed by chasing him with bananas and attempting to put them on his muselix!

HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Another vote for raisins. And, by extension, currants and sultanas. Also sweetcorn, prawns, raw tomato and baked beans. If any of you ever feed me any of these things I will disown you as a friend.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit. I forgot about beans. I will not eat baked beans or butter beans. I will eat kidney beans.

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are so food prudish, it's not even funny. Whatever. Capers are my only pet peeve. Other than that, I'm good to go.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hate bananas, I will eat anything else though. I don't really like cucumber but I won't go so far as pick it out of a sandwich if it's already in there.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly I'm tempted to start a love thread for boiled crawfish. Anyone?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

know what else I hate? Cajun food. overspiced and burned to a crisp to mask the taste of spoiled meat.... mmmmmmm!!!!!!! :P

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

>know what else I hate? Cajun food. overspiced and burned to a crisp to mask the taste of spoiled meat.... mmmmmmm!!!!!!! :P

You've never had Cajun food, have you?

fletrejet, Friday, 19 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a big cilantro fan but what I hate even more than cilantro itself is all the restaurants I would go to that would just dump it on top of whatever I ordered like it was a parsley garnish. And they never mention that they are gonna dump a ton of it on my food so I always forget to say that I don't want it on there. This happens in chinese restaurants, Tai restaurants, fish restaurants, indian restaurants, italian restaurants. i went to one of those gourmet pizza places-the kind that never actually knows how to make a decent normal pizza-and ordered a pizza and IT had cilantro all over it!!! WTF!! I mean that's just obscene. enough already. put it in a bowl on my table or something if you don't think i'm getting enough in my life.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

scott otm.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I've given up all my food hates as I've grown up and even learned to love some of them (olives, anchovies). The only ingredient that I still have some intolerance for are bell peppers. I can eat them depending on how they are prepared, but before I used to refuse to touch them. Oh, and papayas, I don't like them, but you hardly ever run into those.

But this is ingredients - there are lots of awful dishes made from pefectly good ingredients that I avoid if possible.

fletrejet, Friday, 19 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I really don't like cilantro, either. And curry -- can't stand it.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MAN, what's wrong with y'ALL!!!! Cilantro is GREBT and that's the end of it, sez I, the intolerant.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Cilantro makes me want to vomit.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I like every food on Melissa's most-hated list. I'm going to make a dish of only foods she hates, little dumplings wrapped in iceberg leaves.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a few people who studied in Ecuador and now are unable to eat cilantro, since it was overkill there, I guess. I like it okay but only in small doses -- too much it does begin to taste like soap.

The most notable food I don't like is eggs. The closest I'll get is quiche, because the eggs are masked by cheese, veggies, and a yummy buttery crust. But even omelettes make me want to puke. Scrambled, forget about it. Also, I'm not too keen on black olives (but green are heavenly).

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I really love all of the food listed so far, including olives (which I used to hate with a fiery passion).

The only thing that comes to mins when I think of foodstuffs I just cannot abide is OKRA. Bleah.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Okra rock hard! Sweet Guadeloupe..

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot eat beans - any beans. But that's it. They call me gringo at my burrito place. I tell them, "Hey, that's half-gringo to you!"

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

All the papaya-hataz on this thread really must try Somtum before they make up their mind about it. It's a Thai salad made with shredded unripened papaya (different in both taste and texture), hot chiles, peanuts, lime juice, and tomatoes. The next time any of you are in a thai restaurant and you see this on the menu, I highly urge you to try it(though it may have fish sauce in it, if you're a vegetarian).
Oh, and broccoli sucks ass.

Sengai, Friday, 19 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

My problem isn't so much that I hate food at all, I like almost everything I've ever eaten, but I cannot eat a lot of things without getting a bit ill. High oil content (fried foods) or eating too much meat is like KAPOW for my stomach. I've been trying to work meats back in but sometimes this makes me a sad panda really. A sad panda with projectile vomit. This has thankfully gotten to the point where it only happens if I got for like a week solid eating meat every single day. Still happens every single time I eat a doughnut or most pastries though :(

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel your pain, A-zay. My stomach is god-awful. I can't eat lots of stuff I want to for this very reason.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I can hold down any kind of spicy food or weird food for anything though, it's like I have a cast iron stomach for anything BUT things that normal people eat on a daily basis like a hamburger or a doughnut. It drives me nuts sometimes, especially when people bring in doughnuts to the office like today :(

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm starting to turn against mushrooms again. I'm a bit put off by the fact they're NOT plants. Raisins don't sit well in my mouth and ruin cookies and bread pudding but can be great in a brown rice burrito or raisin bread or embedded in meatballs! Dried cranberries and cherries are better. I'll eat any vegetable raw. Including potatoes. Or raw peppers FROZEN LIKE POPSICLE. I'm not kidding. Oh, and back when I was a kid I was to eat frozen melon balls. I don't think they make them anymore. Tuna salad, mmm mmm mmm especially with nice heaving helping of salsa and served on toast. (The smell of a tuna can after the tuna has been vacated: revolting.) Tuna fish seared and blackened with pepper is good. Tomatoes, in a very 'rustic' sauce with lots of butter or cooked with gobs of shredded carrots and basil will knock me on the floor unconscious. I cannot understand the hate for papaya. I can drink vinegar and salad dressing like beer. I'm not well-versed in variety meats.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Raw salmon in sushi: inedible. Bagels & lox: edible, even tasty, but challenging.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't really hate papaya, I've just never had any that tasted very good. I almost bought one the other night to try again. I don't really like regular little breakfast sausages - too greasy. I wonder if your problem has something to do with your gall bladder, Ally?

Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, yeah, Ally...this seems like something I'd take up with a doctor, whatever it is.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate nuts in my dessert.

And I am not a huge fan of chocolate. I always thought it tasted like dirt.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I with Tom and jess on this one, you are all nuts.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate fruit pies, or anything with baked fruit in it.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what seems to be a popular food to dislike? Coconut. Which I don't really understand. Come on, it's sweet and nutty, what do you want?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I like coconut a lot.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I've outgrown most of my childhood food hatred, but I defy anyone to say anything nice about the lowly brussel sprout. They suck ass, and I was forced to sit at the table till I finished them.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr teeny owns this thread though. Things he hates: all vegetables including potatoes, soup, coffee & tea, all condiments except barbeque sauce and ketchup, vinegar, all seafood, all indian/chinese/thai/middle eastern food. Argh.

Ha that's almost exactly like me. No vegetables, no seafood, and nothing too weird. I wonder if it's a St. Louis thing.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and what about gin? I like it, but there are those who don't.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Brussell Sprouts are OK if smothered in butter and bread crumbs. But then there is very little that's not OK smothered in butter and bread crumbs.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Gin is terrible.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I love brussel sprouts and broccoli. I'm warming up to gin again.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Drinking tequila is like wolfing down unflavored chocolate. Heaped with salt.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

We sound like a bunch of old men sitting about a fire in a lodge right about now.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. I suppose we should talking about our hernias, then.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Of all the foods Catty professes to hate, the only I don't love is mayo. I've never understood the point of mayo. It's only exists as the quickest way to get food poisoning at a summertime picnic.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

God, I wish I was an old man sitting by the lodge fireplace right now. Reading the New Yorker and drinking gin all day.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Brussels sprouts are great cooked with chestnuts and served up with butter and pepper.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Or with corned beef.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate gin, I love tequila and whisky, I don't like chocolate and I hate coconut shreds that get stuck in my teeth.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or even on their own

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Brussels sprouts are wonderful! They taste like strong cabbages!

I hate nuts in my dessert.

OH THE ARRAY OF JOKES...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, brussels sprouts aren't inherently bad, but they do need to be dressed somehow. I had some from the Whole Foods deli a few weeks ago, in some kind of ginger-miso sauce: yum.

gin tastes like pine trees smell. I like it.

-- RJG (r_gillander...), August 29th, 2003 11:08 AM. (RJG)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"They taste like strong cabbage" is the worst advertisement for eating anything ever, Dan.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabbage hating is the last straw, Ally. Outside, now.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT SOME BRUSSELS SPROUTS RIGHT NOW. SMOTHER MY TONGUE IN CABBAGEY GOODNESS. WTF AM I REALLY GOING TO SUBMIT THIS, OH WELL.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the only thing i truly hate is black licorice - bleeurgh!

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, brussel sprouts I could never be a fan of. But they're not straight-up godawful. Just slightly yucky. Fried okra though...YUMMMMMM...

And to all y'all cilantro hataz in the house...I have never tasted soap-like cilantro, so whatever it is y'all are having must be tainted with some nasty shi. That is why I grow my own! I should make ya a cauldron o' sweet-ass stew (no ass needed) and TURRRN YA OH-'N!

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep talking people. I'm stumped as what to make for dinner.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I am now craving a black licorice and Brussels sprout sandwich garnished with cilantro. HELP ME SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"What kind of licorice goes with fish?"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Corriander (Cilantro) gets very very nasty tasting when its starts to wilt or goes off. It needs to be fresh fresh fresh or it will taste soapy. It's great stuff.

Ed (dali), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Dan, you put a bad P!nk song in my head, I hope you make that sandwich, and you put it in between two slices of blueberry bagel, and maybe have some hummus spread on it too, and then you choke I laugh.

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and tonic water. it immediately triggers my gag reflex, as my family and i found out many years ago when my mom gave me a sip of her g&t at a barbecue.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Jess, Tom, Ed and um, anyone else who called everyone else nuts.

There is not a single food I won't eat. Well ok, I guess I will also cop to the licorice/anise - dislike expressed upthread. BUT THAT'S IT.

Cilantro is my absolute favorite herb. I love dishes that feature it.

Brussels Sprouts are absolutely wonderful. And gin, well, my liver is pickled in the stuff.

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Black licorice is WONDERFUL.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yes it is

joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like mayo, brussel sprouts, liver, lima beans, garbanzo beans, avocadoes or eggs.

Otherwise, I'm good.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is making me hungry for a really nice tuna sandwich or the ahi tuna burger at the microbrew place across the street. Extra cilantro please.

My food hates are pretty minimal and are mostly limited to condiments (ketsup, mayo, mustard, and relish) and ultra-sweet things like some cake frosting, soda pop, most candy, and whipped cream. I also don't like red berries (cherries especially) from the same sweetness reason, but tart strawberries are OK.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"for"

sheesh

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are so food prudish, it's not even funny.

yeah, for real. where does all this squeamishness come from?

joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is starting to make me want to stick food in my pants! WTF, I have no tastebuds there!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I should try black licorice again. I might well like it. I still refuse to cook with anise tho.

I think my stupifaction with food haterz stems from once dating a woman who had a bunch of foods she would not eat. It drove me absolutely batshit. I will never date a person like that again.

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

And gin, well, my liver is pickled in the stuff.

Sounds delish!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I despise most store-bought mass-produced versions of cake-frosting and tomato sauce. Frosting without a discernable egg taste is wrong, and if I want tomatoes with corn syrup, I'll put ketchup on my pasta, thank you. I'm not a snob though -- processed cheese and fruit drinks with only 10% fruit juice is fine by me. (Lemonade without lemons, however...)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it possible that the reason I have so few food hates is because I was never forced to eat any particular kinds of foods as a kid, but always had my food curiosities indulged?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

same here, daddino.

joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Frosting without a discernable egg taste is wrong

Michael, are you pregnant?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure but I think Dan may have crossed some kind of line there.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I was mistaken. read too much into it. nevermind.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I even want to know...?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, are you pregnant?

IF SO, WHO COULD THE FATHER BE, HMMM?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I even want to know...?

frosting, egg, pregnant - you get the picture.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe that *is* what you meant!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

URK! NO! BLEAH!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry. nevermind.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU HAVE RUINED FROSTING FOR ME FOREVER (OR FOR TEN MINUTES, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I won't read into anything into what you just posted.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I never was a frosting fan before AND NOW I'M DEFINITELY NOT.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 19 December 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like such a louse.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 19 December 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

coconut has an icky texture. the flavoring is okay but when you actually have to deal with it, it's all stringy. yuck.

My Mayo Squeamish: in uni I worked at Subway for a summer, and the smell of mayo by the gallon in a hot, humid work environment was just too much. the smell began to make me sick, especially as I had to ladle it out by the ice-cream-scoopful and dump it into the "seafood" mixtures. And then you'd get the people who would come in and request extra, so I'd be dumping it onto their footlongs so it dripped with mustard in large dollops all over everything. Dear god. I'm going to be sick just thinking about it....

I also reinforced my anti-onion stance working at Subway since I had to cut them. You don't know pain until you've cut ten pounds of large raw onions in a sitting. And that's not even getting into all the raw meat handling. Subway is not a job I recommend.

Catty (Catty), Saturday, 20 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE BALLS-OUT INSANE


a minor side effect of the 137 train from NYC

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: An Eager Businessman
CORIANDER CILANTRO: A Hero with a Sword and shit
SPENCER CHOW: A Louse
THE METROSEXUALS: A Popband
COCKFIRE: A Donut who is also a Villain


Scene: MR MAYO SQUEAMISH is sitting at the bar in a smoky, dark club. THE METROSEXUALS are on stage warming up for their first song. SPENCER CHOW is standing nearby chugging booze and feeling sorry for himself. The music starts in, full of vigor and disgust for the status quo, yet tempered by a desire to please the fans and a slight lack of imagination.

THE METROSEXUALS (bangin'): COME ON LETS DO THE METRO SEX, BA BA BUM, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THE METRO SEX, BA DUM BUM, HEIRONYMOUS THROWDOWNS IN YOUR FACE LIKE A WICKED LIE, IF DIDN'T KNOW IT YOU WOULD DO OR DIE, SUCKER PUNCHES FOR THE DEMONS IN THE SKY, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR etc.

SPENCER CHOW: I cannot eat beans, any beans.

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: Louse.

(CORIANDER CILANTRO enters. The music stops as he raises his voice to make an announcement to the general public.)

CORIANDER CILANTRO: I have come in search of the villain Cockfire. He is a donut. Has anyone here seen him?

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: What in tarnation is going on?

SPENCER CHOW: Frosting, egg, pregnant- you get the picture.

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: What in the sam hill is wrong with you, boy? (leaves the bar and approaches CORIANDER CILANTRO)

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: Sir, you look like you could use some brussels sprouts. Have you ever had a fine, fresh, organically grown brussels sprout? They taste like strong, powerful cabbages. I can sell you five pallets of them for a truly amazing low price.

CORIANDER CILANTRO (spots a donut): My quarry lies within sight. Pardon me.

(CORIANDER CILANTRO approaches the donut on tippy toes.)

CORIANDER CILANTRO (with vim): Ha! (spears the donut on sword, examines gelatinous results) Drats! Wrong donut! I'm very sorry, everyone.

(COCKFIRE smashes through the wall of the club, massive and glazed. He wields a pistol-like device with obvious malice. Aiming at CORIANDER, he fires a stream of miniature Eiffel Tower souvenirs in quick succession. SPENCER CHOW, in the wrong place at the wrong time, is summarily filled with pewter.)

COCKFIRE: Whoops!

CORIANDER CILANTRO: Damn you, Cockfire! You pigfucker!

THE METROSEXUALS (as a chorus): Yeah! Pigfucker!

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: Dadgum!

(CORIANDER CILANTRO leaps across the body of SPENCER CHOW and stabs COCKFIRE in the eye. COCKFIRE shudders, causing several multicolored sprinkles to fall off and tumble to the floor.)

CORIANDER CILANTRO: Take that!

COCKFIRE: What is this supposed to even symbolize? (dies)

SPENCER CHOW: I was mistaken. Read too much into it. Nevermind. (dies)

MR MAYO SQUEAMISH: I'm feelin' terrible! (vomits)

(CORIANDER CILANTRO hauls the body of COCKFIRE through the hole in the wall and exits. THE METROSEXUALS resume their set from the beginning. MR MAYO SQUEAMISH winds up losing his job after being transferred to the Frosting division and his children are unable to attend college as a result and wind up turning to petty crime or seasonal labor. SPENCER CHOW wins a posthumous medal from Congress for his selfless act.)

THE END

TOMBOT, Saturday, 20 December 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in awe...

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 20 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor Spencer. I didn't like him earlier after that weird beans thing but now I feel only pity.

Allyzay, Saturday, 20 December 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

another vote for most of you people are insane. that said...

Things I pretty much won't or don't eat: okra, clams, eggplant (unless in Middle Eastern or Indian food, where I love it, and I'm willing to try Japanese), pork (I've been known to cheat with prosciutto or soppressata), peanut in any form (unless in Thai food, where I love it)

Things I have yet to really try and fear: brussels sprouts, mango (allergy possibility)

Things I'll eat in the company of other stuff but don't have any great love for: tofu, cabbages, coconut, bell peppers

Something I ate in two meals today: sauteed onions

Something that I must eat nearly every day or I don't feel right: raw tomato

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember that litmus-paperish test or whatever-the-hell it was that you stuck on your tongue in seventh grade science class, and some people could taste ass and everyone one else tasted nothing? Well, I'm pretty sure that paper had cilantro on it. I hate cilantro and am convinced that if you don't, then you can't really taste it.

rainman (rainman), Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to not be a salad person -- or an ambitious veggie person really. If the option was soup or salad, I went soup. Then one day I literally woke up and was all like, "I NEED A SALAD NOW." And killed a caesar salad for, like, the first time ever. I don't know why that was.

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Like Daddino, I could down a glass of a good salad dressing like nothing. It always really weirds me out when people are so food-phobic. For those who are, were your parents super-strict with your diet when you were young, thus forcing you to eat things you hated, or were your hatreds tolerated? I can't imagine life without cilantro (what do you put in your salsa then??) -- hell, without most of the things listed here! I developed a slight aversion to mushrooms after vomiting them up one morning (don't ask), but that went away in, oh, 48 hours or so...

Clarke B., Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I crave salads, too, especially spinach salads. If the dressing is tasty, I could (and do, often) seriously eat just raw baby spinach and dressing.

Clarke B., Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I like carrots and salsa. It could be my favorite set food.

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 20 December 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - yeah, re: carrots- this summer, when I was totally broke, I had this 3 pound bag of carrots and this jar of giardiniera, and I would just take a couple of carrots and chop them up, and mix in a little of giardiniera, and it made a great little lunch-time snack. Enough to keep me going 'til dinner.

Clarke OTM. I think these food phobias must be an upbringing thing..

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 20 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was five, maybe even earlier, I prepared raw carrots for eating all by my lonesome. Take them out of the fridge, wash, cut off the tops and bottoms, peel them over the garbage pail, munch munch munch. I LOVED carrots so much. Still do. (Though I'm not one of those obsessives who eat so many carrots their skin turns orange.) It was great because I got to be THE WEIRD KID WHO ACTUALLY LIKED VEGETABLES.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 20 December 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still in awe of Tombot's one-act.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 December 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My biggest food hate is cooked carrots, because they are so cloyingly sweet. (My sister puts grated carrot in her homemade spaghetti sauce, wtf?) Raw carrots are so good that cooked carrots can only be an abomination. And I hate most salad dressings, probably because I never developed a liking for mustard or mayonnaise.

I've said on other threads what I think of pineapple on pizza; suffice to say that I think it a tragic waste of good pineapple. And those people who compared mushrooms to slugs are OTM.

I've tried liver several times, but still don't like it, and I don't understand those who do. But beef heart stewed in red wine is great.

I don't hate cabbage or brussel sprouts, but I don't understand you people who love them. Nor do I understand those who don't like licorice (unless it's that "strawberry licorice" abomination). Actually, now that I think about it there's lots of candy I hate: circus peanuts, white chocolate, malted milk balls, and anything with coconut. At least this makes it easier at Halloween; I buy candy that I hate in case any trick-or-treaters come around, and am not tempted to eat any of it myself. Then I take the leftover candy to work the next day.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 20 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My biggest food hate is cooked carrots, because they are so cloyingly sweet.

Yes, but this may depend on the quality/type of carrot or how it's cooked or its role in the dish. If you want to challenge this and expand your raw-carrot love, you may get more of a carrot taste than a sweet taste by cooking for less time and/or cooking (usually smaller or baby) carrots whole. Try yellow or red or purple ones, the kind you find at the farmer's market (or Marvelous Market, etc.). Pair them with different root vegetables, such as beets, parsnips, and/or potatoes, similarly-cooked. Cooking everything in a vinegar glaze can add a certain amount of tartness.

I hate cilantro and am convinced that if you don't, then you can't really taste it.

no, I absolutely can taste it and grew out of my dislike for it to love it.

(side note: is my Mom the only person in the world who pronounces "cilantro" as if it were Italian - "chee-lan-tro" - instead with a soft 'c'? perhaps because she uses it interchangeably with Italian parsley. it's evidently Latin Spanish, favoring the latter, but there seems to be some confusion.)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a fucking clue what cilantro is!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, it's the difficult American name for CORIANDER.

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

In which case, they are clearly all mentalists.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)


I hate fruit pies, or anything with baked fruit in it.


The above is still the craziest thing i've read on this thread. and no offense to rosemary. it's just that i believe that eating pie is one of the reasons we were put on earth.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

MDC I wasn't going to say so but...hell yeah. I just made a ton of bhel poori with the whole red onion/chickpeas/potato cubes/coriander/tamarind sauce/(insert Indian city here) mix and I do not see how anyone could hate this.

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

scott sewart otm. my life would be incomplete without blackberry, apple, and peach pie, and blueberry can be pretty good too.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 20 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I've never been murdered in a play before! Yay?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 20 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Cilantro is glorious. I can't have any regular soup that HASN'T been prepared with cilantro. I need cilantro in my chicken soup or caldo de res, damn it.

I can't really eat green or red peppers that are raw, though I will scarf them down if they're lightly sauteed. And as I've stated before here on this forum, I'm repulsed by cheese, though I have started working in a few very mild cheeses into what I can tolerate. I don't like regular sodas unless they're regular Cherry Cokes, and even then I can only drink it once every other month or so. I've tried some brussels sprouts and have found out I view them the same way I view broccoli -- I love them raw (Chris P, you were OTM!), adore them steamed for a short while, and hate them when they're cooked any further. I can't eat canned tuna if it's been packed with oil. I can sorta relate to Ally's complaint of oil intolerance -- I can still tolerate some level of oil, but I can't eat greasy food without my stomach staging a revolution against me. And I don't like pimentoes in olives. Hm. That's about it, I think.

Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 20 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to hate cilantro but have become used to enough not to mind it (but if I never had it again I wouldn't mind). Papayas sometimes have a funky smell that makes them unappealing, and why eat a papya when you could eat a mango or guava? What I hate is pieces of ginger that I get in Thai food. I don't mind ginger ale or ground ginger in cooking, but whole pieces make me gag. Or the shaved pink stuff they serve with sushi. That's the most soap-tasting food.

nickn (nickn), Sunday, 21 December 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You are insane. Ginger rules. Especially pickled ginger.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 21 December 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

what is really amusing me about this is everyone who says "You people are all mad how can you not love every food ever" usually ends up listing foods they don't like.

it is natural to dislike food. dislike oooonnnnnn!!!!!!!

Catty (Catty), Sunday, 21 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Like I said there is only one food I dislike; bananas, unatral monogenetic mutant fruit of the devil. There is nothing else I will not eat.

Ed (dali), Sunday, 21 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what is really amusing me about this is everyone who says "You people are all mad how can you not love every food ever" usually ends up listing foods they don't like.

Yeah, that's amusing me too. There's no food I won't eat.

Well, except... no, nothing.

How do you all deal with your hates? If you're invited somewhere for dinner, do you call ahead and request "please no Ingredient X"? Or do you ust avoid it? Or do you choke it down with a curse and feel instantly ill?

Paul Eater (eater), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

what is really amusing me about this is everyone who says "You people are all mad how can you not love every food ever" usually ends up listing foods they don't like.

Yeah, that's amusing me too. There's no food I won't eat.

Well, except... no, nothing.

How do you all deal with your hates? If you're invited somewhere for dinner, do you call ahead and request "please no Ingredient X"? Or do you just avoid it? Or do you choke it down with a curse and feel instantly ill?

Paul Eater (eater), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I may be all-embracing in food but I'm neurotic about my typos. Sorry.

Paul Eater (eater), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It is bad manners to be finicky at someone else's dinner table, whatever your tastes. At the end of the summer a friend served a salad which had canned tuna in it and I just ate a small serving, no seconds.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

When I've been to dinner at someone's house, there's usually a variety of things available so I don't eat the stuff that looks like it might be dangerous. I try to be inconspicuous about it. Since my other half is deadly allergic to just about every food EVER, it's easy to hide behind all the things he can't eat.

Catty (Catty), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought cilantro was fresh, and coriander was dried? No? Anyway, it's fantastic. The dried coriander stuff can be "teh suck" however if there's too much of it, in my experience. It's amazing how bad some things can taste if you fuck them up.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hatred of Avocadoes

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.healingwithnutrition.com/graphic/eggs.jpg

Aja (aja), Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Coriander is available, fresh as leaves, the leaves dried and powdered or as the seeds powdered or whole.

Ed (dali), Sunday, 21 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, right. I HATE CLOVES SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aja (aja), Sunday, 21 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried papaya again this weekend and I just couldn't eat it. Felt bad tossing out 7/8 of a papaya, but it just tasted like crap. It looks nice and the texture is lovely but the taste...it reminded me of the way garbage smells sitting on the sidewalk in the summer heat. Revolting.

Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like duck.

Aja (aja), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

bryan try sprinkling it with chili powder like the mexicans do?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

cilantro is great! what is wrong with you people?

geeta (geeta), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

But my friend Stripey isn't a friend of cilantro and she's a very good cook and lover of food -- she says it's just too intense in its flavor, ends up drowning out other flavors in food.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

HATE: Cilantro (bold call!), tuna from a can, most green vegetables (but especially broccoli & brussel sprouts), meatloaf, popcorn

Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Gee, sorry I don't want to eat something that causes me to have the same reaction that I have to smelling moldy food.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm cheese

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Chicken Liver. BLERGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I once had it in a stinky terriyaki bar - it was burnt and black and tasted HORRIBLY.

nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

probably the cooking had more to do with it being horrible.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Any internal organs are a no-go area for me too, though that may be as a result of having had liver and kidneys badly-cooked at school. I've never once felt the need to try again and see if I can eat them now though.

(xpost)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine once ordered tongue, and broke off a piece for me to try. So I did, and found it tasted just like when you bite your tongue -- sort of coppery and, well, tonguey. Then she picked up a slice and held it in front of her mouth. They sliced it across the tongue, so it looked like she had a great big although very thin tongue hanging out of her mouth.

That was enough to ensure I'd enver eat THAT again.

Catty (Catty), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

when I spoke to my Mum on Saturday she'd just got a tongue home from the butchers ready for her to boil and press, num num.

chris (chris), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't had tongue in years. I always associate it with staying with some family friends in France who always used to have it one their charcuterie plate. I'm going to france shortly so I must have some.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

This was my same friend who got into a fight (at 27, mind you) with her brother over who got to eat the innards of the thanksgiving day turkey.

She is now vegan. Hrm....

Catty (Catty), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Christmas eve tea = a poached salmon, a big fat cow's tongue and a huge great pork pie. with a few trimmings.

chris (chris), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like salmon either. This is a recent development. It's quite pungent, isn't it? Or am I smoking crack?

Catty (Catty), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

that'll be the crack, yes

chris (chris), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a fabulous pork pie yesterday, proper chunks of meat none of this paste rubbish.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the way it should be, plenty of jelly too. Ours will be home made, Mum does a wicked pork pie.

chris (chris), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm jealous already that sounds like a good tea. My gran always does braised beef on xmas eve which I shall be missing.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You bastards, I now want a pork pie.

Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 22 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Borough market has a very good pork pie stall at the moment, open till xmas eve.

Ed (dali), Monday, 22 December 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot eat raw tomato, but that it due to the seeds. It's ok if it's cooked down in a sauce, but absolutely no seeds. Fresh coriander is horrible, it tastes like you're eating some random flowers from the garden. I like the taste in cooked food (indian food for example) but if it's not cooked eurgh!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 22 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you all suck. I'll be at home with my Marks and Spencer roast, as we don't have a proper fridge nor oven so we can't really cook anything *big*.

As anyone every tried Benchley's black turkey?

Catty (Catty), Monday, 22 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I don't eat duck either. but that's a religious objection. the religion of the duck.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot to address the main issue: Cilantro is usually terrible - It's like mint vomit.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 22 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It is key to salsa though.

Allyzay, Monday, 22 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

unless it's overused, in which case it lends a hint of antibiotics to the flava.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 22 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

By itself, cilantro is nothing great. But when you used correctly in Mexican cooking it is utterly essential.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

correctly = you don't taste it, but your nose dilates 0.5mm

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I once put some cilantro in a chicken soup, thinking it was parsley - not a wise move.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It made the whole soup taste like soap.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

But mixed with onions and sprinkled on some tender succulent carnitas, it is ambrosia.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like any meats besides seafood, pineapple, coconut, black licorice, eggplant (allergic) or cotton candy (ditto). Other than that, I'm cool with anything.

At a dinner party at a friend's house last night, I made the comment that I don't think I could trust a person who didn't like cilantro.

hstencil, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't trust me? c'mon! it's just cilantro!

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm curious: how can one be allergic to cotton candy? Isn't it just sugar, food coloring, maybe a little gelatin?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 25 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
I don't understand the cilantro hate (I munch on it raw whenever I'm cooking with it), especially the militant hate at ihatecilantro.com

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

SSSSSSSSIGH

LOL BOING BOING (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

It does taste like soap, sometimes

the other times its delicious!

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

It only tastes like like soap if it is not fresh and has started to rot, which it doe spretty quickly.

Ed (dali), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Someone recently told me that the soapiness of cilantro is due to a genetic trait in the TASTER. I have not done any further research -- I like the idea that there's a scientific basis for my hatred of that dread herb and don't want to be disillusioned.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

fuck you if you hate cilantro

ath (ath), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Cilantro does rot very, very easily which is my one problem with it.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Actually I'm okay with that, ath. Just not with cilantro. (XP)

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

i used to hate cilantro but now it's a key ingredient of most of my favorite cuisines!

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylthiocarbamide

Only genetics + taste thing I remember? :D

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Title: Genetic Analysis of PTC and Cilantro Taste Preferences
Author(s): Heather Noxon and Alex Meyer
Abstract: The ability to taste certain chemicals has been studied thoroughly and in some cases shown to be inherited. The best example of this work is illustrated by the inheritance of the ability to taste the chemical phenylthiocarbamide (PTC). Because the herb cilantro invokes generally strong preference for or against its flavor it seemed that this polarity suggested an inherited tasting preference. We designed this research project in an attempt to uncover a linkage between the ability to taste PTC and a preference for or against cilantro flavor. In addition, we aimed to observe possible genetic frequencies and inheritance mechanisms for cilantro. Research subjects completed surveys while participating in taste tests of PTC and fresh cilantro. The survey included questions concerning several factors, including the ability to taste PTC and cilantro, taste preferences, sense of smell, etc. Approximately 200 individuals were tested randomly to be included in general population statistics. In addition, another set of participants were members of one of two families studied for pedigrees analysis. Contrary to our hypothesis there does not seem to be a strong polarity in cilantro taste preference. And while the pedigrees do not illustrate a clear genetic mechanism to tasting cilantro they do show that attributing a bitter flavor to cilantro seems directly inherited.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Jon, tell that to yr culinary school friend who comes out on Mondays!

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm not really friends with him; I just have to support BROS over HOES.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

How are there hoes involved in any way?

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

C****

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I like cilantro, I got two huge bunches of it last week for $1 (hooray H Mart with cool web site almost completely in Korean.. fresh produce is incredibly cheap).. although now worried the rest of it may not be good any more!

anise/licorice is nice. licorice ice cream & licorice tea are some of my favorites. I've been meaning to get a bottle of pastis, I think I'd like it.
http://www.kraftfoods.com/stelladoro/images/products/toast_sponge/anisette_toast.jpg

a lot of processed/premade foods are pretty gross & inedible I think, except stuff from the trader joe's.

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

cilantro over hoes

no, wait

hoes, over cilantro, dude

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

cilantro in moderation is wonderful! ned's friend upthread OTM, used in excess it tends to overwhelm everything else in the dish.

i can understand why someone wouldn't care for licorice, but it's maybe one of my favorite flavors in the world (though i've never liked red licorice a la twizzlers).

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

(the latter fact perhaps attributable to the fact that my grandparents always had good n' plentys out in a candy dish on their coffee table)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Coriandre: What do they say of me?

Cap'n Save a Ho: Coriandre? And yet I know thee not?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

I say: coriandre, you are an awesome thing. Don't ever change.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

why would anyone eat ginger? mayo is nasty.

acquired hate: chili powder! a bad batch of corner stand tamales had my every orifice steaming with the stuff; sweating, vomiting, breathing, smelling chili powder for hours. Makes me nauseous even now. cilantro is awesome.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Coriander tastes of bleach to me BUT that's a good thing. Which is a bit odd when I look at it like that.

I worship onions but I am getting mightily sick of eating, say, falafel or hummus and my breath smelling inescapably of onions for the rest of the day.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Coriander, bleeuch. I have trouble with thai food cos I don't like coriander or lemongrass, and chili gives me allergies. Doesn't leave me a whole lotta choice.

As a kid I loathed the smell of creamed corn. I recall hiding under a blanket on holidays when dad was making creamed corn on toast because of the smell. The hell? I love it now. So many veg I hated as a kid: peas, pumpkin, raw tomato, carrots... I adore them all now. I discovered it is all in the in the freshness and in the preparation. If you eat bad food as a kid you'll hate it, obv. Being forcefed overcooked cabbage and pumpkin ain't going to convince any child.

Now mind you, gimme a plate of buttery cabbage, or sweet roast pumpkin, or peas simmered with fried onions... num.

But coriander. Yuckkk.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

SAUSAGE ON A STICK!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I hate cilantro!

Or, more accurately, I hate the word 'cilantro'. We call it coriander in the UK, which seems to suit it, rather than cilantro which makes it sound like a faux-Italian alcoholic drink.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

cilantro is one of god's blessings.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

cilantro isn't italian!!

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

and if it were it'd be pronounce tchi-lantro.

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

What on earth do you call the ground seed spice in the UK then? Cilantro? That's confusing.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i was just gonna post that we call coriander seed coriander here.

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:02 (twenty years ago)

it's weird, i don't think of cilantro as being an ingredient in indian food, but coriander seed is one of the main ingredients in garam masala.

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Coriander (seed) is also apparently an ingredient in some styles of Belgian beer!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

yeah i've had coriander-flavored beer before! it can be good stuff! usually the coriander is an ingredient with lots of other flavors, like orange peel or whatever. used sometimes in winter beers to add spice.

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

One of my cookbooks says that, in America, before it became a fad in the 80's in Mexican-style cooking and hence ubiquitous, it used to be referred to, as Mexican or Chinese parsley.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

yes! i've seen it referred to as "chinese parsley" in old cookbooks.

also, i just read this whole thread, and all of you are mentalists! except ally, tom, tracer, paul, and jess! why does this not surprise me?!

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:28 (twenty years ago)

It's getting to be the time of year for thai shrimp+cilantro fresh rolls - yum!

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

I love the way the earthy, vegetal taste of cilantro compliments savory, and slightly fat broths like those in pho or pozole.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:42 (twenty years ago)

I love the fact that there's a whole thread about hating cilantro! Ahh I am right at home. You people who love it, go start yr OWN thread.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

er have i missed something, or are coriander seeds just the seeds of er.... coriander (or cilantro)?

if so, we call the seeds "coriander seeds", and the herb "coriander".

its easy when you know how. i love cilantro/coriander.

question: what is te relationship between coriander and flat leaf parsley, and why do they look so similar and yet one of them taste so useless?

ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I asume you mean 'Italian' parsely, Ambrose. Though it may not resemble a bedbug, it is quite useful in cooking. There are several salads I make, for example, that are not complete without parsley.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Flat leaf and curley both have their places, esp. tabbouli.

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Good example. Flat leaf has more taste than curly leaf, though, IMNSHO.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

tabbouleh/i/whatever made with parsley makes me sad :(

ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

B-b-b-but....that's what it is - parsley salad.

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I love cilantro but find parsley sort of foul tasting. I don't go out of my way to use it at all.

Cilantro is most of the food I cook regularly (Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican, Thai) and I always have a bunch of it in a glass of water in my fridge. It lasts at least a week this way.

I can't drink beers with coriander seed in them because they taste too much like Indian food.

joygoat (joygoat), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Parsley-free tabbouleh is what makes me sad/mad.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh no you didn't bring up shrimp+cilantro spring rolls. Jesus I'm getting hungry.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

M. White, thinking of savory, slightly fat broth w/cilantro - tom ka. Mmmmm. (and lunch is hours and hours away...)

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I love those things Ally, and so easy to make (once you find the rice paper wrappers).

Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

flat-leaf parsley is like a milder version of cilantro + mint. i love the stuff; it's so good in middle-eastern food, esp. w. yogurt.

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, finding the rice paper wrappers used to be easy for me now not so much. Next time I have access to a car I'm going to get some of that stuff.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

JBR, I've actually started using mint in even non-Maghrebin salads.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh I do that all the time! I actually have taken to kind of using it as a basil stand-in with salads that feature cucumber and (heavily) tomato.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

It's related to basil as I recall, Ally, and I do the same thing w/cucumber/tomato/goat cheese or feta.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

and if it were it'd be pronounce tchi-lantro

my mom pronounces it this way (i think we did this already)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

i love all these greens. but flat leaf parsely is much more tasty than curly.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

What are our feelings on sweet basil?

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

(Because a lot of times when I've ordered 'cilantro and shrimp spring rolls' I've been served with 'sweet basil and shrimp' spring rolls... I wonder if the discussion about licorice-y cilantro above might be due to a confusion of the two?)

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Jer, did you ever do that taste experiement in high school?

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

The one with the bong water?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I did that one.

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

No (Jon) but I once did a poetry unit in middle school called 'exploring the senses' where the teacher had us eat coconut-scented erotic massage oil, and I talked like Kermit the Frog for the better part of an hour with an inflamed throat.

What experiment?

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

gee, I'm sorry that I don't want to eat something that makes me involuntary start gagging, you're right, I must be crazy.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

I once did a poetry unit in middle school called 'exploring the senses' where the teacher had us eat coconut-scented erotic massage oil

!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Cilantro on my soups, cilantro on my curries -- yummers. The taste of chicken = nasty. I hate peaches and peach-flavored anything. The smell of boiling meat - any meat - (esp. chicken) and the smell of bacon or burger grease are disgusting. I literally get woozy when I smell that sh*t. There's a luncheonette on Hudson St. in NYC that's always crowded and the place reeks of burger grease. I aways hurry past it.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
So is the "cilantro tastes like detergent" thing a genetic thing?

The comparison between the two amongst those who hate cilantro is universally similar. Kinda like the asparagus/funny pee smell thing.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

cilantro rocks--F all you haters.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 10 June 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck chewshabadoo for hating cilantro

ath (ath), Saturday, 10 June 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

How about ginger? I've always thought ginger (actual pieces, not just the flavor) taste like soap. My one fear in eating Chinese/Thai is that I'll bite down on a chunk of ginger, thereby ruining the entire dish!

nickn (nickn), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

yes cilantro tasting like soap is genetic.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like 42% of cilantro haters think it tastes like soap, with stink bugs and doll hair as close runners up. Check out the pie chart:

http://www.ihatecilantro.com/stats.php

darin (darin), Saturday, 10 June 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hella soap. Bleh! Although I can handle it in small doses. Which I probably mention somewhere above.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 10 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

doll hair?

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

cilantroakacoriander tastes like shit fresh and this from an indian cuisine lover. as part of a meal it is lovely.

michael wells (michael w.), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

my mom hates cilantro and ginger. actually, like a lot of americans she hates most food that isn't soft warm greasy salty mush. oh she doesn't like scallions either! wtf.

intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 11 June 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Preparation is key. Mashed pumpkin is blergh but baked pumpkin is golden goodness. Boiled potatoes taste like bland dishwater, but mashed potato with some butter and pepper is lovely, as are crispy baked potatoes.

Some foods are just icky though - seafood, tofu, mushrooms, olives (excepting olive oil), cantaloupes, mangoes, pineapple, brussels sprouts, most poultry, offal, sausage, eggs, parsley, sultanas and raisons (except in moderation in buns and fruit cake - otherwise they're just poor little dead grapes), turkish delight, and purple jellybeans.

Some coriander chopped in a curry is good, because it doesn't overwhelm the other flavours and seems to be balanced by the heat. Never ever as a garnish though.

salexandra (salexander), Sunday, 11 June 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

Cilantro is one of my favourite vegetables, actually. I use massive quantities in homemade curries, pad thai, and salsa. i will also fry up hashbrowns with massive amounts of cilantro, green onions, generic cajun seasoning, and a squeeze of lime juice.
The smell is gorgeous; I have always been baffled by those who hate this wonderful food. I would like to try growing my own, in fact, for a steady supply!

derrick (derrick), Sunday, 11 June 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

Cilantroicallitcoriander is good! You guys are crazy.

I can't really think of any food I don't like. Besides rocket and tofu.

Roz (Roz), Sunday, 11 June 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

rocket i.e. arugula? another of my favourite vegetables!

i cannot abide green peppers. when eaten raw, they make my tongue slightly numb. i can handle red and yellow peppers, but only when well-grilled/roasted.

derrick (derrick), Sunday, 11 June 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

You're all such picky fuckers.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Sunday, 11 June 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

^^^ yes

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

It's not nec picky to hate cilantro. u_u

Laurel, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

i don't understand hating any food

strgn, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

i hate peanuts

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

i am sorry, but i just don't buy the whole genetic determinism thing.

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i do, but it just boggles the mind.

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i hate peanuts

OTM

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

cauliflower. it's the tofu of vegetables.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

watercress, with a passion.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1015i.gif

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait! i do hate a food -- PRINGLES. Pringles are foul fucking evil potato simulacra. Even the smell of other peoples' Pringles makes me wanna yack.

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Pringles: the original OPP

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I FUCKING HATE CILANTRO TOO!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

white people be hatin cilantro.

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

newsflash white people are fucking insane

I don't know where that puts me cause I am the original mr lily white but cilantro is a necessary staple for living

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

fuck this thread is full of madness

hating peanuts

that's like hating sunlight you goth bastard

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

unless you're allergic, my bad if they'll actually kill you

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand the race card. Cilantro is teh yum.

dan m, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

anticilantroism is a stupid fad, i never bought it. makes the BEST salsa.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

white peoples like cilanto they just call it coriander

carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Peanuts are the only nut I don't particularly mind. But that's their whole point, I guess. They're like the U2 of nuts.

nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

<i>red peppers, green peppers, coriander, celery, bok choy, water chestnuts, onions, cucumbers, uncooked tomatoes, uncooked carrots, iceberg lettuce, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, watermelon, Red Delicious apples, grapefruit, walnuts, peanuts, mint, fresh water fish

-- Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 19 December 2003 13:38 (4 years ago)</i>

I have since overcome my hatred of red peppers and coriander/cilantro.

The rest remain foul.

Melissa W, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm with you on water chestnuts, those things are blurg. And honeydew and cantaloupe. And walnuts. Other than that, obviously you are nuts and I am better than you, etc.

nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

red delicious apples usually suck, i don't think i've ever had one that is not mealy. i require a crispy apple.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

MELONS RULES THEY ARE DELICIOUS

Mr. Que, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

what about all the white people in mexico, they like cilantro

mizzell, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

peanuts aren't nuts

mizzell, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

i only like peanuts in thai food and eggplant in indian or turkish food. also Mr. Que otm.

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

i like peanuts i like cilantro i am white and yes i like pringles sure

Mr. Que, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

red delicious apples are bad, but i don't hate them. i might hate golden delicious, though.

remy bean, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

red delicious are used for cooking.

chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

red delicious are one of the least interesting apple varieties but there are lots of them that are non-mealy and perfectly good. also, tarter apples are better for baking.

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

macintosh for cooking

bell_labs, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

i thought those green ones were the cooking ones

carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Depends on what you want: Macs are so good for eating and break down into sauce, but don't hold up in pies. Spies and Idas are good for pies, but a couple of Granny Smiths will always help the flavor. And so on! A whole world of apples.

Laurel, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Greenings for pies

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I hate ONIONS, god they're offensive. Render everything they touch inedible.

I hate raisins IN things, although I like raisins on their own.

Love cilantro.

franny glass, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

cauliflower. it's the tofu of vegetables.

-- wanko ergo sum, Friday, January 11, 2008 3:52 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^this

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

I hate water chestnuts and I despise meatloaf.

Blue cheese is vile; tastes like a mouth full of mold.

But I love cilantro, so go figure.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

hating onions is completely insane. hating blue cheese is just sad.

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

i was just going to say so many good things require an onion

carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

like cilantro

gabbneb, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

mods change the title to the big baby wah wah food thread plz

gbx, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

i've got my onion dislike rolled back to the point where the only situation i'm not a fan on is big pieces of raw onion on pizza. even then, you know, whatevs.

i love cilantro and basically everything else.

Jordan, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

The more I read this thread, the hungrier I get.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

Blue cheese is vile; tastes like a mouth full of mold.

that's cause it is mold

mizzell, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

I think we talked about this recently, and I was all "but practically every cuisine everywhere on the planet, like the most basic thing human beings do is chop an onion and put it with meat and fat/oil and cook it." Like onion + garlic seems like the fundamental cooking base of the entire Planet Earth.

nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

xpost That is not making blue cheese sound any more appealing, you know

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

tasty tasty mold

mmmmmm

Jaq, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

onions frying in olive oil is a delicious smell and is the first smell you smell in many awesome recipes.

Mr. Que, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

that is fundamentally OTM there nabisco

carne asada, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://ffmedia.ign.com/hannibal/multimedia/hannibal-krendler-dinner.jpg xp

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I like the flavor of onions, I just hate actual pieces of onion. So my onion hate usually involves such mentalism as cooking things in onion and then taking out the onion.

Melissa W, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

this thread proves that everyone in the world is fucking insane except maybe chaki

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think we talked about this recently, and I was all "but practically every cuisine everywhere on the planet, like the most basic thing human beings do is chop an onion and put it with meat and fat/oil and cook it." Like onion + garlic seems like the fundamental cooking base of the entire Planet Earth.

btw vaisnava cooking (=Hare Krsna food) uses no onion and garlic, ever, and is some of the most delicious food anywhere!

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

who would have ever dreamed that a blanket statement about the whole of humanity would turn up exceptions

nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

that's right, i'm going there

nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Afoestida to thread

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

Asafoetida

rather

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

and Jains.

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

who would have ever dreamed that a blanket statement about the whole of humanity would turn up exceptions

omg I owe you so many beers, onion & garlic optional obv

J0hn D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

My willingness to partake of every edible thing shall ensure my survival in the upcoming famine. I shall follow the haters like Gollum and scavenge what they toss away. Good times.

Aimless, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

Mom's Sofrito Recipe

Lots of cilantro
Lots of minced fresh garlic
one green pepper, chopped fine
lots of olive oil

Sautee and use as flavoring for beans and soups and stir fries. Freeze and use over and over.

Capitaine Jay Vee, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

all the hare krishna food i've had has tasted like papier mache

bell_labs, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

yes, and been accompanied by ear-rattling nonsense talk

remy bean, Saturday, 12 January 2008 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't like cilantro for a while when i first tasted it but now i eat it all the time
i only recently, in the last year or so overcame my dislike of peanuts
one of the strange things about being a very fussy eater in my youth is that i am still "discovering" different foods at my advanced age

gershy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

I have never understood those prohibitions against onions, garlic in different religious traditions. I mean, it's usually said that they're too "stimulating", right? But I don't remember ever turning into some hormonally-raging beast after consuming garlicky or onion-stuffed foodstuffs.

dell, Saturday, 12 January 2008 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

My list of dislikes is short

- raw celery (most of the time)
- raw marshmallows
- anise/black liquorice

Besides that it is pretty much all good. Except for really specific things like egg foo yung and sea urchin roe.

I love cilantro. It is weird though--it really gets in your sinuses, doesn't it?

Jesse, Saturday, 12 January 2008 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

Not crazy about raw oysters either.

There was a Hare Krishna restaurant in the town where I went to college. Pretty good stuff, actually.

Jesse, Saturday, 12 January 2008 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

I have never understood those prohibitions against onions, garlic in different religious traditions. I mean, it's usually said that they're too "stimulating", right?

I thought it was something about not eating things that grew underground. I remember seeing Jain-marketed hot sauce that had "no onions or garlic" on the label, but chilis are probably more stimulating than either. I have no real factual idea about this though.

Also, cilantro is delicious.

joygoat, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

Wikipedia says "...others exclude root vegetables from their diets in order to preserve the lives of the plants from which they eat..."

joygoat, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

how do they know that individual leaves of lettuce don't have little green souls?

remy bean, Saturday, 12 January 2008 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

joygote,

yeah, i guess that makes sense from jainist point of view, but i think other traditions are against it b/c it stimulates "the passions" or whatever

dell, Saturday, 12 January 2008 08:45 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you if you hate cilantro

-- ath (ath), Monday, April 17, 2006 11:49 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

The Reverend, Saturday, 12 January 2008 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

haters of onions, cilantro, and other sources of flavor:

what incredibly boring culinary lives you must live

dan m, Saturday, 12 January 2008 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

jesse's dislikes are remarkably similar to mine, except for the marshmallow.

Jordan, Saturday, 12 January 2008 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

how is this even a thing

cilantro is the gr8est ever

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 January 2008 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

how is cilantro even a thing for people. i can see pringles or any other non-food. but why would anyone want to disinvite a principle player in any taco party????

strgn, Saturday, 12 January 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hang on, isn't cilantro what Yanks call coriander? Freshly chopped coriander is the best smell in the world!

Scik Mouthy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

This may have been mentioned somewhere way upthread, but apparently the people for whom cilantro 'tastes bad' or 'tastes like soap' can't help it. This may be due to an enzyme some people have and some people don't that actually changes the way people taste cilantro.

G00blar, Saturday, 12 January 2008 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

cilantro definitely tastes extremely soapy to me. i think i'm a pretty fussy eater, but i can't help it - i wish i was less fussy, but i kinda blame on having grown up in a family where my mum threw out all her pots and pans when i was about 3 and bought a microwave. her cooking was of the meat-and-3-vege variety.

foods i hate:
olives
capers
anchovies
chili
mushrooms
corn

but like gershy i'm still discovering new foods. i think i was like 20 before i tasted avocado and capsicum for the first time.

Rubyredd, Saturday, 12 January 2008 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

I say the Krsnas should give onion and garlic a try, what's the worst that can happen

DJ Mencap, Saturday, 12 January 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

the Bhagavad-Gita sez they're in the mode of darkness so you can't offer them to Krsna, and you're only supposed to eat stuff that's been offered to Krsna = no onions and garlic 4 U

J0hn D., Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

these coriander hating enzyme genes need to be eradicated.

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

i don't dislike cilantro but so many establishments need to remember to be easy

triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 May 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

I love food. All of it.

Beth Parker, Monday, 11 May 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

There aren't too many foods I dislike. Almonds and walnuts are the ones that make most people think I'm crazy. I don't really fuck with mayonnaise but I can tolerate it more than when I was young. Certain processed meats (paté, baloney) really gross me out too.

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Monday, 11 May 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

I only dislike really intense tasting foods like kalamata olives or anchovies. I remember hating water chesnuts as a kid, but I haven't had them in a long time, and I hated a lot of vegetables that I now love. (I'm definitely discovering new foods too. This spring: asparagus! It turns out if I don't prepare it the way my mom does - i.e. cook until limp - it's actually quite tasty! And every new food I "discover" turns into an obsession that I make my roommates eat once or twice a week until I get a new one.)

Maria, Monday, 11 May 2009 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

sbed all these cilantro haters

numerous circles of frontin (The Reverend), Monday, 11 May 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

I used to hate it, but in the past year have gotten over it.

Trade bimble for ethan? (Nicole), Monday, 11 May 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

It's coriander, people. Yes it is.

Kings of Lygon (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

Fun fact: Different places have different names for things!

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

Wiki says America's the only place its called cilantro... anyway!

Also never knew the seeds (and thus powder that'd go in curry) tastes diff from the leaves, according to the wiki. I shall have to test this as I do not like coriander leaves... and yet I love ginger. I dont see a similarity at all.

I've made myself like more things I used to not like much; olives and feta cheese most recently. At this point I only dislike cucumber, coriander, v hot chili (more an allergy than a dislike though), fennel, and melons of all kinds (watermelon, rockmelon etc).

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

i always get cilantro and cinzano mixed up

lolsdale street (electricsound), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:56 (seventeen years ago)

That could make for one hell of a foul cocktail.

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:59 (seventeen years ago)

fancy a martini?

lolsdale street (electricsound), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

fancy a hurl more like it.

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

Trayce, it's known as "cilantro" throughout the western hemisphere, and, I would presume, in Spain.

i would have sbs with all this white girls (The Reverend), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

Well tell that to wikipedia which redirects cilantro to coriander and says its "also known as cilantro in the americas" ;P

(ps I dont care tbh either way heh)

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

oh wow cilantro julep...! could be a fantastic idea. gotta make the cilantro way less prevalent than mint in the standard julep. i am gonna go get started on this will report back later.

the stone that clings (clingstone), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

a bar I go to has a frozen chili mango batida w/ cilantro in it, it's unbelievably delicious.

^ THIS IS WHY (I DIED), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

"The Americas" = the western hemisphere, no?

i would have sbs with all this white girls (The Reverend), Monday, 11 May 2009 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

i would eat cilantro in all this americas

velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 06:46 (seventeen years ago)

i've had it in a bloody mary before, it was dope

just sayin, Monday, 11 May 2009 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

Cilantroicallitcoriander is good! You guys are crazy.

I can't really think of any food I don't like. Besides rocket and tofu.

― Roz (Roz)

i don't hate rocket anymore, quite like it even. still working on tofu.

Roz, Monday, 11 May 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

There's a gene which makes coriander taste like soap for some people.

Jarlrmai, Monday, 11 May 2009 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

cilantro is the grand puba of all herbs and spices

cilantro porn:
http://fuckyeahcilantro.tumblr.com

Space Is The Place, Monday, 11 May 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

Freshly chopped coriander is one of the nicest smells in the world. Chop those stalks! Yummy.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 May 2009 12:58 (seventeen years ago)

I'm on the anti side. Those little green leaves ruin everything they touch. I can understand why people usually go for the soap comparison but I prefer my brother's description: "It tastes like something you're not supposed to eat, like a weed someone just yanked out of the ground."

lindseykai, Monday, 11 May 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

"It tastes like something you're not supposed to eat, like a weed someone just yanked out of the ground."

See, this is what I think about parsley, but cilantro, while closely related, is great.

Y'all upthread are a bunch of picky eaters. About the only thing I will refuse to get near ever again, under any circumstances, is menudo. Tripe soup, even when seasoned with all sorts of lovely Mexican spice, is just a BAD idea.

Such A Hilbily (Dan Peterson), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

Just bought a big bunch of cilantro. Quesadillas for lunch! Ooooh yeah.

Maria, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

I think all you weirdos need to start your own "I love cilantro" thread. This is a thread about disgust and commiseration, people.

lindseykai, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I thought Menudo was that revolving-door boyband that Ricky La Vida Loca was in?

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

it is also a soup

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

i'm going to grow cilantro this summer!

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

when I was a kid, I saw a dead bird on my driveway. My nextdoor neighbours had a garden patch, and the smell of cilantro came toward me. Thinking it was the bird I could smell, I decided that I was smelling rabies. Now I can't eat cilantro because it "tastes like rabies" to me. Stupid cilantro.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

Stupid "cilantro"?

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

hey now

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

It is coriander.

Try searching small town UK for 3 hours for 'cilantro' (thanks to a US-orientated cookbook) to make a special Chinese curry dish for Mother's Day, before discovering that you ALREADY HAD 3 JARS OF THE DRIED STUFF AT HOME under a different name.

To contribute, I never really saw the appeal of humous.

It's like someone put paper and some olive oil into a blender.

JTS, Monday, 11 May 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

people talk about this alot IRL

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

If hummus tastes like paper and olive oil yr doin it rong.

It cant be bland! It's full of garlic and cumin and lemon juice!

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Now we know why

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, saw that on the other cilantro thread this morning.

“So I began to like cilantro,” he said. “It can still remind me of soap, but it’s not threatening anymore, so that association fades into the background, and I enjoy its other qualities. On the other hand, if I ate cilantro once and never willingly let it pass my lips again, there wouldn’t have been a chance to reshape that perception.”

This palate-retraining is happening to me, thanks to the fantastic tacos at El Pargo (RIP) in Columbus. Nothing on 'em but really good grilled meats, chopped onion, cilantro, squeeze of lime.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

It's funny that cilantrophobes associate it with saponacity since it tastes particularly clean to me for some reason, but I've loved it since I first had it.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

Thank you, that's zupah-interesting. I don't think I've never known what "bug" smelled like but I can still hate walking past produce sections with giant armfuls of stinky cilantro.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

I can't imagine tacos or pozole w/out it.

Laurel, what do you think of coriander?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know, I've never bought or used it myself. I'm sure I've had it in restaurant food at some point, and I don't remember objecting particularly.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

Cilantro itself can be reshaped to make it easier to take. A Japanese study published in January suggested that crushing the leaves will give leaf enzymes the chance to gradually convert the aldehydes into other substances with no aroma.

I suspect that coriander (from cilantro seeds) doesn't contain any of the aldehydes that offend you.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

I love that we've gone from coriander to ignorance to cilantro via its re-introduction via a foreign cuisine. It reminds me of rocket/arugula.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

And, in America at least, mâche/lambs lettuce.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

Speaking of arugula, this caught my eye: “Cilantro and arugula I don’t like at all. They’re both green herbs, they have kind of a dead taste to me.” - Julia Child

...because cilantro even makes me wary of parsley, which I otherwise like. If I have cilantro followed by parsley, the latter is more offensive b/c of its similarity to the former. It's like reverse taste-therapy that actually makes me MORE averse.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

How do you feel about Italian (leaf) parsley?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

M. White, Food Psychotherapist

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

Sometimes a banana is just a banana!

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes people just don't like cilantro

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

M. White, Food Psychotherapist is more like it.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

That's what I was referring to. I like it, grow it, use it, will even sneak into produce aisle under the beady gaze of buckets of wet, bruised cilantro just to help a bunch of flat-leaf parsley defect to my kitchen counter.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

I'm curious as to whether her cilantrophic carry-over toward parsley applies more to Italian parsely, which has a texture more similar to cilantro, or the more bitter, stemmier, crunchier normal parsley.

xpost

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

So, if cilantro didn't have its specific aromatic flavor, you'd otherwise be fine with it?

How about Thai basil?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

I recognize that flat-leaf parsley is similar to the demon herb, but parsley alone doesn't trigger enough of a reaction for me to dislike it -- in fact I want the complexity/freshness/tang it adds to a lot of recipes.

Have never cooked w Thai basil, possible I have had it on something but I couldn't say for sure. I chiffonade normal Italian basil for topping home-made Thai soups etc, even tho I know it's not quite right.

Anyway, I remember the first time I ever had cilantro: in the student caf, in college. I asked why someone had topped their lunch w sprigs of parsley and they gave me some to try. Disliked it from the very first.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

I am living proof that a palate can be retrained to like cilantro (in moderate quantities and specific circumstances).

Are there different kinds of cilantro, the way there are different kinds of basil? It seems like the cilantro used by Mexican restaurants on tacos is milder than the cilantro served by Vietnamese restaurants with pho.

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they use culantro?? some people say papalo is very similar to cilantro, just stronger, but it has a very different taste to me.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

maybe this also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_coriander
never noticed that mexican cilantro is milder than elsewhere, i can't really deal with papalo

mizzell, Friday, 9 September 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

pretty interesting - study found genetic link to cilantro hatred
http://gizmodo.com/5942551/genetic-proof-that-you-really-do-hate-cilantro
http://arxiv.org/abs/1209.2096

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

cilantro sucks shit

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

sorry your genes have made you miss out on awesome cilantro and also made you dumb

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

not your fault i guess. genes. what can you do.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

I lvoe being dumb

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

Hm. I mildly dislike cilantro and agree it tastes soapy, but I'll eat stuff with a small amount in and would not say I "HATE" it.

Now I do not know if I am a genetic cilantro-hater or not. Both of my parents will happily eat it so I guess I'm not.

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

Cilantro is gross in Cuban food: it overpowers the stuff.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't like it, but sometimes jus a titchy bit in a curry can give it an authentic edge.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

Soaking it in water helps if you're eating it raw

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

The leaves have a different taste from the seeds, with citrus overtones. Many experience an unpleasant "soapy" taste or a rank smell and avoid the leaves.[9][10] The flavours have also been compared to those of the stink bug, and similar chemical groups are involved (aldehydes). -Wikipedia

The chemicals that make up a stink bug’s stink are called aldehydes, and they are different in different species. In low concentrations, the aldehydes have a pleasant odor. Some of the most common aldehydes in the “stink” of a stinkbug are described by chemists like fine wine: “green, pungent, spicy vegetable odor”, “diffusive orange odor with floral topknots” and “green, citrusy, orange”. But stink bugs concentrate these chemicals so much that they become wholly unpleasant, even irritating.

I don't think cilantro tastes like soap, exactly, but I used to describe it as "too green" or "aggressively green."

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

I've gone from loathing to mild dislike, and in a decent taco, cilantro/onion/hot sauce/squeeze of lime is the right way to go.

Irwin Dante's Towering Inferno (WmC), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)


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