Gettind dumped via e-mail 5 days before Christmas

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goddammit

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

sucks :(

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That's definitely classic bullshit -- sorry to hear!

Via *email*??? Damn.

― yetimike (McGonigal), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

:( did you buy the present yet?

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That sucks, dude. ;(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez Louise. Well, anyone who'd do that isn't someone you wanna be with anyway, right? Go exchange her xmas gifts and buy yourself a hooker or a hot rod or a hot dog or something similarly liberating.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

well for me it was over the phone. Anyway it's the holidays, get drunk. Things will sort themselves out. Here's to 2004 and one less person in your life who sucks.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

man. that truly sucks. but like, whatever!!!! get rid o those presents, call up some mates and have a big fun party, with lots of loud music and maybe they'll like bring female friends
and man.. parties and new years and shit like that is like WAY more fun if yr single!
so like, fuckin live it up on new years and on jan. 1st you'll be a new man and you can just dig being a single guy out on the prowl y know!?

― heees, Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I got dumped the day before Thanksgiving, but at least it was in person. However, I saw my ex for the first time today, and boy is that shitty.

So my advice: avoid him/her, don't read his/her blog/livejournal, make out with girls/boys you care about on some level, develop a SECRET CRUSH!!!! on someone.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

im drunk right now so i followed some of the advce, plus I made with somee raqndom girl who I met at the bar. I think my sad stroy of woe helped a little bit, ha. fortunately I still have that receipt for season 2 of Alias, or maybe I should jsut keep it and pretend I'm datying Jennifer Garner.

back on top, guys! (hic)

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 21 December 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Two words: WELL SHIT!!!

― Lovester (Lovester), Monday, 22 December 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless you've threatened to kill her or something, there is NO REASON to do something like that over email, wtf? I'll kick her ass for ya if you want.

― Allyzay, Monday, 22 December 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, fUck that. What a spineless cretin. She should be ashamed of herself.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 22 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

how about finding our your girlfriend was cheating on you about a week before your birthday?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

how about finding out your boyfriend cheated on you repeatedly and then exploded *because* he was *caught*? how about being thrown out on the street the day of *his* birthday *because* HE is out of control. try that one on. dumped via email ain't bad, cheer up.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It's happened to me too, but by phone instead. E-mail's pretty harsh, though. And unintentionally dorky.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this went from a sympathy thread to one-upmanship. 'Tis the season!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i think we can all agree that ex-girlfriends and boyfriends are totally horrible. even if they're not, they are.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. it's not a good scene.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm gonna go the opposite route this evening and just sit at home watching "Battle Royale".

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Question: Would it have been better or worse if you were dumped just after Christmas?

I ask on behalf of a friend who is trying to decide whether to dump first or go to her family's and do it afterwards. I'm biased, because I want him to dump her now and partake in Jewish Xmas with me.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

at least she didn't give you crabs and THEN dump you!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 22 December 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing about being dumped over email is that the other person doesn't see your reaction and if you can hold yourself back from a quick and emotional response, you can act like you really didn't care anyway.

This happened to me last year a while after Christmas. I was making him his present and so was late with it, and he'd given me a really nice present on Christmas day. A couple of weeks later, the asshole dumped me with a 3 or 4 sentence email. So I was very happy to have a nice piece of jewelry and the knowledge that he was never getting his Christmas present. Shallow, but you have to take comfort in something.

Jordan, I think it would suck either way. He should probably do the dumping first rather than pretend nothing's wrong during the holiday and all of that though. A roommate of mine dumped her boyfriend on New Year's Eve after faking her way through Christmas. That seemed pretty harsh.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear-

Sorry, I didn't mean to contribute to a thread de-railment. It wasn't intended as one-upmanship it was more like "hey, if your arm is bleeding look at the guy with no head and maybe it will feel better" which maybe seems lame, but it's kind of like a Bergman movie. No matter how bad it is, you aren't playing chess with Death or dying of plague.

I'm sorry that you got dumped over email. The whole concept of "dumping" is disrespectful of the time and effort both parties put into the relationship. I hope the person took your feelings into account in the actual content of the email, so even though the end result was a breakup it was done with the respect that I hope you deserved from sticking with the relationship as long as you did.

Don't drink too much or have sex just to have sex. Find better people, and you will be happy, at least that is the advice in my fortune cookie.

Hang in there.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hrm. Was the dumping at least in the form of a funny e-card? Like maybe Oscar the Grouch or something? That'd at least blunt it for me. Oscar is a kick ass grouch.

Anyhow, I had an AIM conversation with a girlfriend once where she thought I was dumping her. I wasn't although I should've. I almost died running to her house.

I almost died again later in a freak VOLCANO ACCIDENT, but that's neither here nor there.

xpost orbit - Yes, please; wrap it up, good man.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

er....*gender check*

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

TEH WRAPING UP IS FORE GEAR! SILLEY

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i think we should all be 'wrapping up' when searching for new womenz/menz in our lives.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

WERD TO TEH MOHTERS!!1 , IAN JONSHONS1!!!! KEEP WRAPING IT UP, 2004S!!!

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAVE NOT HAD PROTECTED SEX IN LIKE SIX MONTHS AT LEAST!!!!

but i will have to start again.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I HOEP THEN THAT YUO ARE WASHING TEH PENIS REGULARLEY

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

WITH SAOP!!!

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT ONLYWITH SOAP, BUT ALSO WITH STEEL WOOL!!!!!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MAN!! YUO ARE TEH HARDCOEREST!!!! YUO SHOULD BE IN TEH LOCUSTS!!!!

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

damnit. you had to go and ruin it. the locust are totally the worst band EVER.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

TOTALLE, GUY!!!!

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Monday, 22 December 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

so i'm seeing my ex tomorrow. we're watching THE TWO TOWERS, with the implication that we're going to see Return of The King later in the week. Should I try and smooch her during the boring parts?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

'tis the season

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

how about finding our your girlfriend was cheating on you about a week before your birthday?
-- fiddo centington

haha this never even happened to me. wtf was i on about?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

HOW ABOUT FINDING OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS CHEATING ON YOU ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY...WITH YOUR MOM??? HUH?????

to the question from 2 years ago about dumping before or after holidays, clearly the answer is BEFORE, ie BEFORE you get any gifts and look like an even douchier person than the dumpee is going to think you are.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah but xmas alone is awful

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah but this just means even more drinking, with even more of an excuse

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

ok, like i've ever needed an "excuse"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

but still!

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

thats true

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

also it wasnt email at least

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Xmas single really isnt' so bad and in some ways is better than Xmas attached.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

it might snow here for the first time in 12 years

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

xmas attached is kind of a pain in the ass.

xmas sucks pretty much either way, however.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh now that's just crap.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

evidence to the contrary, plz

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

i dont plan to sober up til after new years

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Christmas cannot be crap because:

1) Presents
2) Eggnog/hot chocolate with alcohol in it/hot toddies/other seriously spiked drinks being not only condoned but kind of forced upon you by relatives and other people who normally would tsk tsk at your drinking "hobby"
3) Phil Spector Christmas album
4) The Christmas Story and also whatever National Lampoon had a squirrel jump down Julia Louis Dreyfuss's boobage
5) Pine smells good!
6) COOKIES COOKIES MORE COOKIES
7) I mentioned presents? Like, free shit, just for existing and being related to people who probably don't even like you or think about you, ever.
8) Free days off work or school
9) Again, I cannot stress the eating part of this enough

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh also reindeers: pretty cute, in a doofy way.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

the eating part is not a positive.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Is the food bad???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

If it is, you can come to my house and eat, I make good food.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm alone at work
scarfing down cookies and tea
dear sweet lord kill me

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

This year I made chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips, regular chocolate chip cookies with almond, and oatmeal scotches! And christmas bread but the first one we fucked up and got the spice swirl all wrong, there's just one big thick bunch in the dead center of the bread and not ALL the way through the bread. It's hard to explain but 90% of the loaf has no spices, but the dead center is nothing BUT spices.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure why I don't weigh 700lbs.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

food is not bad, no
but it is when your ass is
growing by the day

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Mine kind of is too lately, I'm going to go join a yoga studio next week I reckon.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

And, uh, dump my boyfriend, I guess, to keep this on topic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

the other night i
said that i stay sober more
when i am paired up

that is why i have
been on a two year bender
oh the humanity

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I drink more when I'm attached!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

either way, i like a drink.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

I've been averaging one bottle of wine per night this holiday season.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

well i am pretty
domesticated, really
at least when being

whipped into shape by a
person who wont accept me
sleeping on the floor

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

alone = "i will drink away my despair." or "i'm going to enjoy my freedom at the bar."

attached = "yay! let's have a drink together!" or "christ, i need a drink just to deal with you."

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

"the cause of and the
solution to all of our
problems" - h. simpson

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

everybody
here is OTM like old
thomas jefferson

i have decided
to become a big fat drunk
and see how that is

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I guess that is why
I am here listening to
Gomez Way Out West

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

you get used to it
over time but just know that
you are not alone

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

jess let's form a club
see who can ruin their health
quickest and bestest

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

i have a feeling
i am way ahead of you
on this front matthew

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

that's probably true
I have ground to make up but
I BELIEVE IN ME

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had a drink right now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

ally, i have a
bottle of grey goose from our
secret santa here

i am very close
to cracking that bitch right open
i must stay my hand

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

i think a little whiskey and ginger is in order, but not before noon.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

jess don't crack that bitch
wait till you get out of work
drink on the way home

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

plus i am getting
sick and i dont know if my
usual routine

of cigarettes and
alcohol is such a good
idea really

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005JUL.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

haha clear the lane
if you cannot stand the heat
go do some "crunches"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

while you're being good
I will do some crunches too
NESTLE CRUNCHES< BYOTCH

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Five hours sleep, hung over
A tedious day ahead
Drinking at work. Yay!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking some
coffee and trying not to
pass out on my desk

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

lmao @ jess don't crack that bitch
wait till you get out of work
drink on the way home

thnx for cheering me up a lil bit

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

drinking on the street
in baltimore seems to be
a grey area

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

I had to detox
from caffeine three weeks ago,
but that shit's OVER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

I was there last year
EV'RYTHING in baltimore's
a grey area

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I think every city should have a grey goose area.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I love you all, true
And I love the form haiku
Over sudoku

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I am frankly shocked
that no one's called the police --
GOMEZ, y'all, GOMEZ

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

baltimore can be
described thusly: "Let me have
one of those porno

magazines, large box
of condoms, bottle of Old
Harper, a couple

of those panty shields,
and some illegal fireworks,
and those disposable enemas."

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

watching Bad Santa
last night reminded me of
Jess H4rvell big time

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

xpost "That'll be $37.78, Mr. Waters."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I must see this film.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

haha nicole i
dont know whether to take that
as a compliment

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

still haven't had a drink yet.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

"you wont shit right for
a week" doesn't remind me
of harvell that much

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm getting dumped?!?!?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

last night, in the first conversation in 6 months (four days before christmas), i found out that my ex slept with two other people while we were together. i had a hunch of course, but it was finally admitted. classic.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

stence, i think she meant
the dwarf more than mr.
angelina, prolly

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

"these lips were on your
wife's pussy last night" is more
harvell-ish, maybe?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Ugh, I'm kind of thinking I would rather have my girlfriend as a friend, but it's now right before Christmas and I already have an expensive present for her, and we'll probably eat dinner with my family at some point... awkwardness ensues.

Adding to the dilemma is the fact that I am probably going to see a few old friends who will be hanging out with people I sort of knew years ago who I had some interest in although I never acted on it. On second thought, that's kind of vague. Ugh.

― home for the holidays, Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I am not surprised.

― Y'all make your own bad luck, Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

nein i feel u homie

― lo66ed out, Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Telling someone via email that you broke up with not very long ago that you are now dating one of your mutual friends (although much more so mine than theirs): to be saved for after christmas?

― caramia, Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Yes, though I dunno why you should tell them. Let your new SO tell them.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Because the new SO was really just friends with the Ex through me, I don't think they're in contact anymore. They also live around the corner from one another, and I have since left the city. This is all to avoid the ex finding out through the rumor mill/running into the two of us in their home city in some sort of dramatic fashion that is not my style.

― caramia, Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Well ok, that makes sense. I'd wait though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah don't drop that bomb
until right before new years
"AULD LANG SYNE THIS, PIG"

― Judynym (Haikunym), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

this is my thread?

― gear (gear), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Our cleaning lady's son is waiting till after the holidays to tell his wife he's divorcing her (and leaving her for another). :-((((

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

NOTHING HURTS LIKE LOVE

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

this is my thread?

Yeah I felt similarly confused reading my first post to it! I'm like, what? This happened to me? And then I remembered IT DID. And I was SO BUMMED. But now I've almost totally forgotten about it! Life goes on! Like wow!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 23 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

the lesson here is don't date jews

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

jess that's good advice
i have always followed it
cause i married one

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

they have caused me much
heartbreak in my day, though i
guess shiksas cheat too

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

the lesson here is don't date jews

Or Scientologists.

― Spink, Friday, 23 December 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

don't date me.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

what about common law marriage?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

outlaw til yr an in-law

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

tho my one o my best bros from hs is in 25yrs common-law marriage, coupla happy old hippies w/(divorced) kids & (!) grandkids

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

I was informed at thanxgiving what the term is for "male shiksa" but I can't rememeber now. what I get for marrying out of the church

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

sheygets

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

I dated one jew and he threatened to kill me due to my obvious Illuminati connections so really jess's advice seems sound.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

heil

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Nothing is worse than Italian men though, let's all just agree on that ha ha ha.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

oh we're all pretty bad

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE IM SO FUCKING HUNGOVER

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm just tired.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

well i'm getting sick too. i was tempted out last night by the two most evil words in the english language.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

i've only long-term dated one jewish guy. his being jewish isn't why he was nuts, although i'm sure that contributed to it in some way.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

office party?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

open bar.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

i was saved from having to go to a work-related wingding yesterday. i'm so thankful.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking infant nog right now and trying to recover

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm off work today,
and it's 9:30 a.m.,
time for gluttony

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

"today"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Infant nog? is that like a non-alcoholic egg nog?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I just want to get out of the office. It's soooooooo sloooooooooow.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I got my period. There will be no Christ child again this year. Heartbreak ensues.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

we actually have a shitload of work to do today in order to have monday off.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO EXPLAIN THE USE OF THE "UNREGISTERED USERS CANNOT POST LARGE AMOUNTS OF TEXT" RULE TO ME, BEFORE I REGISTER, AND POST LARGE AMOUNTS OF TEXT.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 23 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha

xpost my department is slow as shit. 1) no one advertises during the holidays, unless they are selling things people might want to buy for Xmas and most people do not buy laboratory mice or industrial pharmacology products for one another to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus 2) I don't even WORK in product, I deal with universities and biopharm firms recruitment drives and "good will" ads and conferences for fuck's sake 3) WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ISSUE NEXT WEEK FOR SOME REASON

Why they didn't just give us this week totally off is beyond me.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Tom we just relaly don't want to hear what you have to say, is the thing, I think.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO RUN A NEWSPAPER

― TOMBOT, Friday, 23 December 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

I think I might like some industrial biopharm mechanics next year for Christmas, now that I'm thinking about it.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE! I AM NOT WORKING AGIN TIL 2006!

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― Dan (OOH SNAP) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm on my way to work but plan to spend the special shortened day drinking. what should i pick up on my way in? maybe some bailey's to add to coffee?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

LET'S PANTS DAN

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/gogos.jpg

― Dan (All I Ever Wanted) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

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― Dan (It Would Be So Nice) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

PANTSING IS TOO GOOD FOR PEOPLE ON VACATION. I SAY MELVIN.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

2 hours, 15 minutes more work, then no work until next year for me too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

it's weird to think that madonna was young once

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

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― Dan (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

you're getting a swirlie dan

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND ADD TO THE WITTY REPARTEE BUT I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY WIFE AND SEE A HOLIDAY BLOCKBUSTER, AFTER WHICH WE HAVE OUR PENULTIMATE HOLIDAY PARTY TO PREPARE FOR

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― Dan (Happy Holidays) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

You're being disinvited from the wedding now, Perry.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey Dan, since you won't be around, congratulations on grinding up your alts a bunch. ZING.

"The rushing itself doesn't happen too often. It happens a little more now when we are joking around. My "Leeroy Jenkins" yell happens far more often. I've been yelling that for about four years. (laughs)"

― TOMBOT, Friday, 23 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

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