Naomi Watts Appreciation Thread

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er, can I just say that we should have a naomi watts appreciation thread someday.

carry on.

-- Julio Desouza (juli...), January 17th, 2004 4:18 PM. (jdesouza)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So, J**emy P*ven, then...

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mulholland Dr. is great, the Ring is quite good and Tank Girl is waaaaay underrated.

But Le Divorce looked downright evil, and I'm not sure I've seen her in anything else.

xpost: Are you saying Naomi Watts is hung like a horse?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

thread over

― err, Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i once posted naomi watts in the "who do you fancy?" thread. she's a very attractive lady and a very talented actress. my favourite naomi watts moments are in mullholland drive: she rehearses the scene for her audition with rita, but then she goes to the audition and acts out a completely different, highly seductive take on it. the second one is such a weird scene, she's so wide-eyed and naive up until then. i remember me and my g/f watched that film, and when she woke up i tried to explain what happened in that scene, and she just thought it sounded silly - but it's really powerful when you watch it.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 17 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

um i typed that up wrong cos i've been drinking - i meant to mention that my g/f fell asleep for some of it, and missed that great scene.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 17 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

She was in Tank Girl??

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 17 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

she was Jet Girl! I was totally smitten when I first saw it ...

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Saturday, 17 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

She's 34. I like that about acting, that you can get your big break at any age. (Like 34 is old)

― Aaron A., Sunday, 18 January 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I'm 34! That's it, I'm calling Jerry Bruckheimer tomorrow.

I love Naomi Watts, mostly for Mullholland Drive (I guarantee you that audition scene is already mandatory viewing in drama and film studies classes the world over -- which is too bad, really, takes the fun out of it), although she's also the best thing about 21 Grams (deeply flawed movie, but man, she's painful to watch -- which is the whole point). I was less impressed with The Ring, but it wasn't her fault. It was just that the whole thing was so slick and relentlessly dour.

She reminds me of Cate Blanchett a little, except that you never make the mistake of thinking Blanchett is weak or lost, while Watts hides her strength until something triggers it and, whammo. I think she's fascinating.

― spittle (spittle), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

who the hell is naomi watts? if she isn't as goodlooking as all the dunners girls i know, i ain't innarested. likelky she isn't. please excuse me pissin on yr parade

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

oh come on, Di, you know you love her.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You, my dear, are dronk!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hawt.
http://www.jamesreilly.com/stills/ring_naomi_watts.jpg

― Aaron A., Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't like blonds unless they look weird. she don't look weird.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hotter in Tank Girl, when she gets to use her accent.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And isn't blonde.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*ModJ appreciates Naomi Watts*

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i still know dunners girls athousant tons hotter than this shit

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't front.

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i ain't

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i mnea it ain'tmy fault you got boring taste.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

oh fuck you

― Aaron A., Sunday, 18 January 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you wish

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha thank you milo.

I don't usually fancy any actresses (ppl in real life are much more fanciable). The only film I watched her in was 'the ring' remake, which was very good (and I've seen the japanese version and 'ring II') and her being in it was one reason.

Thought she was about 27/28. 34 is a very hot number.

sorry to be boring :...(

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to see a photo of her in not-blond form.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and if i don'ty like her don't take my shit seriously yo. i only like fat chicks.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she's much hotter on the screen, photos are so dud bcz they just freeze you. As someone who likes david lynch I can't believe I haven't seen mullholland drive yet. I must do this soon.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.reimeika.ca/marco/data/naomi_watts_small.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to fancy her when she was in a wheelchair in Home & Away but I don't fancy her much anymore. I don't think this makes me sick. She's a very good actress.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 18 January 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how she always looks like she's got nuts in her mouth. If you squeezed her face I bet you'd get some weird, wonderful facial girl-cum.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'd be happy with cookie-dough!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure what to make of that.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine then, vomit it is. *gives up*

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Overrated.

I have been in the same room as Naomi Watts.

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

With about 600 other people.

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

DI OTM

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, you and 600 people, big whup. Can't a girl have a bukkake past?

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

My brother also farted near Rod Stewart once.

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So has Rod Stewart. Try harder, namedropper!

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Overrated.
I have been in the same room as Naomi Watts.

-- East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskill...), January 18th, 2004. (later)
With about 600 other people.
-- East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskill...), January 18th, 2004. (later)

Its not very impressive is it?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It's no J3r3my P1v3n story, that's for sure.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

U R all just jealous.

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*flounces off*

― East Bay Crackhaus (nordicskilla), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she's pretty but have you ever noticed her hands? She has claw-like old lady hands which looks weird on a younger person. I was very distracted by this when I watched The Ring.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*flounces off*

Hey, pay royalties there.

She has claw-like old lady hands which looks weird on a younger person.

Plastic surgery in reverse. Grafts from donors.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

crikey diablo I did not notice but that is another reason to like naomi watts.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 18 January 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

she is so unbelieveably hot and electrifying when she is allowed but i have made up my mind to not see that new one 21 grams which looks like exactly the kind of bullshit that will leave me moping for a week besides the title is based on a bit of made-up nonsense and it's difficult to sustain self-importance in the face of THAT without being laughed at so hahaha

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 January 2004 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

when she is allowed

Examples?

― the icebox (nordicskilla), Monday, 19 January 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Seen the new issue of whatever they're calling what used to be Movieline? My wife spotted the pictures and cracked, "Nipples are the new black." Maybe you had to be there.

― Lee G (Lee G), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem, fine actress regardless. No dummy she, it seems.

― Lee G (Lee G), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I had no idea she had played Jet Girl...one of my biggest fictional-character-crushes of my teenage years. She's a wonderful actress; I found her performance in Mulholland Drive at times hauntingly innocent and others downright EVIL.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 January 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― David A. (Davant), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

bdonk

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/Naomi.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

That's a weird photo. Is she even there?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

where's there?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

It looks like they superimposed Naomi Watts's head onto some anonymous Neighborhoodies model and called it a picture.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

yeah our standards for what constitutes a "picture" are really lax these days

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Well, I mean, it doesn't seem like a picture of her.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I wanted to read about The Ingenue, but the type was all tiny and illegible.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

it's as much a picture as her as king kong is a picture of king kong...

makes you think, doesn't it?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Is she even there?

i have that same response to her as an actress, which is what i think makes her interesting.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

this thread is sadly devoid of her vanity fair photo shoot

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

The weird way they photoshopped that t-shirt is creeping me out still...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Also that Vanity Fair photo shoot made her look a little like Liz Hurley. Not on the cover, but on the inside photos. I don't think Naomi Watts really exists.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

oh my, that would be fabulous if she was some sort of max headroom-like construct

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

But we SAW her!

xpost

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I know...but even then...we were not really that convinced that was actually Naomi Watts. We were more convinced that OJ lookalike was going to kill us, than of that actually being Watts...even when you told me later that it was confirmed, we were sitting next to Naomi Watts, it seemed like we hadn't been. Because it seemed like we were sat next to someone who looked kind of like Naomi Watts. Not Naomi Watts. Naomi Watts looks like everyone and no one.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

"fuckabees"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

She's pretty but in some kind of non-descript way, like if you change the lighting she becomes Liz Hurley. Change it again and she's Nicole Kidman, before Nicole Kidman went nuts on plastic surgery and turned into Jack Nicholson. And if you get her at the right angle she could very well be Charlize Theron, but only from profile where you can see their chipmunk cheeks best...I always recognize her but cannot tell you what she looks like if I'm not looking at her. She has a weird face.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

That's called 'versatility'

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Naomi Watts looks like everyone and no one.

I thought that was Rachel McAdams.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh not THIS again...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I always recognize her but cannot tell you what she looks like if I'm not looking at her.

Although this is kind of true, I think.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

No, it's called being nondescript. There's a difference between having several different looks and looking like everyone else!

xpost Rachel McAdams is a red herring as she has an enormous mouth and a rather ridiculously, abnormally tiny nose. She doesn't look like anyone else in Hollywood. She just doesn't look like a famous person, either! That is really the problem with her.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

ally, you can identify naomi watts by her OVERBITE.

I always recognize her but cannot tell you what she looks like if I'm not looking at her.

this is true with pretty much everyone i have ever met!!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I think Ally might be OTM about her nondescriptness. It's the Hollywood blonde thing. The last time she looked distinct from a zillion other actresses was in Tank Girl.

I wouldn't confuse McAdams' fivehead for anyone else.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

It's not like me dissing her or saying she's ugly or anything...just that she kind of looks like a thousand other, famous actresses, none of which I'd mistake for Naomi Watts, so I have to say this must entirely be Watts's fault.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Watts is prettier than most Hollywood blondes, though. I don't usually go for blondes but she's one of like a half-dozen blonde female celebrities I think are really quite attractive.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

again, it's the OVERBITE

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I once described her in a movie review as "not quite beautiful," which I meant as a compliment. What I like about her performances is that they have a moment (most obv. in Mulholland Drive, but also in Huckabees and 21 Grams) where she suddenly breaks free of her blond nondescriptness and you realize there's been all this other stuff going on underneath. Like, she surprises me over and over because I get lulled back into thinking she's kind of blankly pretty and uninteresting.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

It's not even the blonde thing for me, cos like I said, I think she looks a lot like Elizabeth Hurley's old Estee Lauder ads in those interior shots from the latest Vanity Fair--but that is nothing what she looks like, even on the cover! Which is presumably from the same photo shoot.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God, the audition scene in "Mulholland Drive" is maybe the sexiest thing ever filmed.

― Dan (Woah) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Like, she surprises me over and over because I get lulled back into thinking she's kind of blankly pretty and uninteresting.

Yes, I think this is very OTM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

she so sexy

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

WTF?
http://www.anyoldactress.com/pictures/nw6.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Is that any wierder than Monica Bellucci covered in honey? ... or was it chocolate? ... maybe it was caviar...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Here is her "Anne Heche" face:
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/corazon/20040304/17/3709240139.jpg
??? I am just going to close down google image search (I was looking for the Vanity Fair photos for kyle) because this is confounding me.

xpost being covered in caviar is 1000x grosser than honey or chocolate, what is the matter with you? Anyway it just seemed like a somewhat unflattering photo, hence my wtf.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

"NAOMI WATTS HATES CAVIAR, BUT LOVES BAKED BEANS"

?????

― Dan (Admire From Upwind) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

(Also, very little is grosser than "PARKER POSEY GETS INTIMATE WITH RYAN ADAMS")

― Dan (Mental Ipecac) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

"TITANS ELTON JOHN & BONO ON THE CLASH"

I mean, WTF? That whole magazine cover is a collection of WTF.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

"KARL LAGERFELD SHOOTS LINDA EVANGELISTA" kind of made me happy.

― Dan (Kapows!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Aw, don't be sad. There's always "Karl Lagerfeld Shoots Evangelist".

Hey! XP.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

that magazine is always dumb. andre 3000 has a sit down with jack nicholson! who cares. they always just end up talking about how hard it is being in movies.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

linda evangelista is still alive?

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Not after Karl Lagerfeld was done with her!

― Dan (She Got 50 Cented) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

"MERYL STREEP, AL PACINO & CAST ON THE AIDS EPIDEMIC"

― Dan (I Must Find This Issue) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

i like the way "baked beans" is colored, like "baked beans" is the name of the actor who interviews naomi watts.

BB: how do you prepare for a movie role?
NW: i usually go undercover as a circus clown in tulsa.
BB: how do you like my molasses-infused sauce?
NW: tangy.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Okay, this is not from the Vanity Fair layout but I'm posting it anyway:

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images529560_NaomiWatts.jpg

― Dan (Someone's Cold!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Where's Baked Beans Teeth when you don't need him?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

She kind of has Alanis Morrissette's face in this one.

http://www.lynchnet.com/mdrive/pics/nwentwoscara.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Naomi.Watts/naomiwatts929449.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

There it is...her Liz Hurley face. Thx Jess!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Life-sized!

― Dan (Yay) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

here she looks like anne heche!

http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/thumbnails/naomi-watts-celebrates-ifc-center-opening.jpg

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

It's the lips that look like Hurley, right?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I can't see her lips in that picture.

― Dan (Move That Right Leg) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

It's kind of the whole face in that picture.

http://www.footballx.net/botw/hurley.JPG

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

LIFE-SIZED STARLETS THREAD 2006

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

.... Okay that joke was completely uncalled for and I recognize that but I'm not at all sorry I made it.

― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Okay I'm sorry now because I've inadvertantly convinced myself that Naomi Watts' genitalia looks like Liz Hurley's face.

― Dan (Creepy! Yet Somehow Still HAWTT) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

you have?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

i was reading some old maxim in the john at work the other day and this scientist apparently did some kind of study of ratios and proportions or other science shit and found out that liz hurley had the world's most perfect face based on symmetry or something.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

dan, itd only be creepy if it had the same accent

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

That was before Hurley blew her lips up like balloons.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

...

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/frogs/images/gallery/med/greenhylid_med.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/liz_hurley_fat_lip.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

ow ow ow ow ow ow

― Dan (THE ROFFLES, THEY DO EVERYTHING) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Change it again and she's Nicole Kidman, before Nicole Kidman went nuts on plastic surgery and turned into Jack Nicholson.

I have just coughed up a gin and tonic for laughing so hard.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

surgically enhanced or otherwise, she's begun to make a career of playing actresses, no?

-mulholland drive
-i heart huckabees
-ellie parker
-king kong

and the lynch connection, esp. per the famous casting scene, is no accident--she's one of them superemoters, like, say, laura dern. unsurprisingly, the cavalcade of reaction shots that comprised her "part" in king kong had me exhausted inside an hour. (not really her fault, but saw it coming.)

― those, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck kind of scientist sits around all day jerking off to pix of Liz Hurley to write an article about her symmetry? That's not really science, even with my lame ass definition of science.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

I was trying to figure out the best way to say pretty much exactly that but I knew that if I waited long enough Ally would say it for me.

― Dan (Science!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck kind of scientist sits around all day jerking off to pix of Liz Hurley to write an article about her symmetry?

a beat scientist?

(ducks)

― pseudo, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Wait wait: maybe that Naomi Watts photoshop job was INTENTIONALLY artificial-looking. The inset box is all about CG:

http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/group/1768/view/16536

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

i really don't think that looks photoshopped. it's just the hunched shoulders... i suppose the resulting disappearance of her neck could lead one to believe the head had been pasted on.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

1800 posts by morning

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

You are correct. lock thread.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I know this is a thread about Naomi Watts, but as long as we're posting bizarro magazine covers, here's one I did not really see coming --

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/pharrell_deneuve.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Fun fact: Her father, Peter Watts, was a roadie for Pink Floyd, and it is his creepy laughter you hear all over Dark Side of the Moon. He later died of a heroin overdose.

― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

i heard that before! pretty cool. (not the overdose part, tho.)

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

which of those facts was "fun"?

xpost

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

the first part. Fact, not facts.

― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

catherine deneuve still looks great!

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Neptune and Venus

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

It's not just the hunched shoulders, it's also the lighting, and the way the t-shirt is kind of unnaturally...nipped in in weird spots. It's a bad, obvious photoshop job. Though if that was the point then so be it!

Also wtf is that French magazine on??! I love completely inexplicable magazine covers.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Pharrell and Deneuve are about to do it, duh.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who thinks Naomi resembles Samantha Fox?

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Jayzus! this thread! those pictures!

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Samantha Fox was a much more robust girl though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

the 12 year old in me will not let this comparison stand.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

LOL at "robust"

― Dan (Emphasis On "Bust") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Ally said "bust"!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh God, I want to die now.

― Dan (The Precise Moment When I Jumped The Shark) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

This is true. She was much more robust. And she had bangs, too.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Now I really want to die because I've got Ricky Martin stuck in my head.

― Dan (The Woman's Got One Thing On Her Mind) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas's new e-mail address keeps making me think he's an impostor, for some reason.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

The word "robust" makes you want to die??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

jaymc do you really monitor ilxors email addresses that closely?!

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Dan, things could be worse. You could be thinking of the William Hung version.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

It was actually making the exact same joke as Tuomas but it's more interesting if it's the actual word "robust" made me want to fling myself out of a window.

― Dan (She Moves, She Grooves) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

GUYS GUESS WHAT...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

I chose the UK address to confuse my enemies.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

xpost

WHAT?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Boobies.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Ally said "bies"!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Ahem.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

This is supposedly Samantha Fox

http://www.arcigay.it/img.php?5651,48.08,0,0,200,184,80

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

...and hooray for them

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

The first time I remember hearing about breast reduction surgery is when I read Sammy Fox had done it to hers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

i really fancy her. and she seems a good actress in what ive seen of her.

― mr x, Monday, 26 May 2008 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

First appearance of "fake Tuomas" claims?

― milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

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