In 5 Words Or Less, Describe What Is Wrong With The World

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scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

average joe hawaii

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

income tax

Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

at work no coffee

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

windchill factor

Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush Cheney Rove Condeleeza Noonan

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Simple Life" not on DVD

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

theater of the absurd reality

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oxygen isn't made of coins

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ugg boots

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It's too round

jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

old world evolution anxiety

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Undiagnosed, untreated menal illness.

andy, Friday, 30 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'Mental.'

andy, Friday, 30 January 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

girl i want not here

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

'Ugg boots'?

Not sure myself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

that's pretty deep ned.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Greed for power

Gale, Friday, 30 January 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

change accelerating faster than acceptance

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oliver reed is dead

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am stuck at home.

TOMBOT, Friday, 30 January 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

money greedy

kephm, Friday, 30 January 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Humanity.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Simple Life" not on DVD
-- Kingfish Funyun (jdsalmo...), January 30th, 2004.

Irony or error?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00013RC34/qid=1075494198//ref=pd_ka_1/103-4073591-6646228?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

force and mass proportional, but...

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ted Leo not my boyfriend

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

vince clark leaving depeche mode

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

your mom.

Maria (Maria), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo Robotico = OTM

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Irony or error?

ZOUNDS!

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(over)Run by humans.

The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Societies evolve faster than glands.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

river kate on the money

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody OTM, world doomed consequently.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

not sure where cheese at

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

my cat is dying

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"entertainment tonight", self-obsessed fear, nothing!

dan (dan), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

too many dumb people procreating

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

rehnquist scalia thomas o'connor kennedy

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

weaponry = primary; livingry = secondary

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

panini

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

shock and awe

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing is wrong with the

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the red hot chilli peppers

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(/Jess)

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

josh blog closes down

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

the laws of sandwichery

Huck If I Know (Horace Mann), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the wages of sin

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough cupcakes for all

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

but can we eat it?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough love and kittens

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hot dog eating contests

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No "Elimidate" channel.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

carrot top

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

KARMA IS REAL PEOPLE.

It's True, Friday, 30 January 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody Pays Attention To The Rules

sucka (sucka), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody Pays Attention To The Rutles

jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

WAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPP

omg, Friday, 30 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

" belligerent, voice
spouting violent nonsense. "

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

DUDE.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Jody, Kate, Momus OTM

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

chafing

pete s, Friday, 30 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is Darkness lead singer

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Jones tributes

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

too much love

pete s, Friday, 30 January 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Still No Cure For ______________ (fill in the disease/affliction of your choice).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

still no cure for cures (ITS A THINKER)

pete s, Friday, 30 January 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

No cure for the Cure

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

chasms between theory & reality

j c (j c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Greenpeace Canvassers With Pit Bulls

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

People are fuckheads.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Douglas Adams dead, Cheney alive

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I really have to pee.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo saddens me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

A Nairn is insane

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm outta here thankyouverymuch

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with the wrong crowd.

Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(Offline, not online.)

Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Intelligence in very short supply.

Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it's going to end

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

People are basically selfish.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

where is the love

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a tummyache.

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Article due Monday (last Monday).

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

marx chomsky krugman American Idol

don weiner, Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

4 billion too many people

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Democrats are soft on plaque.

daria g (daria g), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My groceries won't shelve themselves.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My groceries won't shelve themselves.

Did you try asking them politely?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Not as yet. They're deaf.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe they're just obstinate?

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a question of intrigue.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck Y'all. It's all mine.

earlnash, Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

they just don't like you.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn you sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

soup is notoriously independent-minded.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

peas = the vegetable world's cats.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

and carotts are dogs. it all makes so much sense.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POTATOES?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

they are the rabbits.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Groceries are shelved; peace reigns.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Peace Sells But Who's Buying?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

oops i forgot paris hilton

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The end of casual sex???

Star Hustler, Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Scary looking people around you

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

New Order never tours here

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Things are taken for granted.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bass is NOT in face

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The smell of fish

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

people interpret thru own preconceptions

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

butt sex not more prevalent

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people driving cars

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Perry/Raggett ticket not running

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

M0unta1n G0ats not in DC

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Crappy bands on the radio

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Love, Murder, God, Sex, Death.

Star Hustler, Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

my coastie is in MI

lyra (lyra), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

bitches, man

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

pain

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(in a non-gender-specific way, of course)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

new fucking jersey

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

people ruining nature

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

super-bowl halftime show as patriotism

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

We were born one day.

Star Hustler, Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

boredom

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nobody likes to be wrong.

Star Hustler, Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

they didn't learn to beatbox.

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

they touched the third rail

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Weather

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

porn titles not witty enough

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

eagles not in super bowl

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

rush limbaugh is still free. (see above)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

[eagles are choking dogs]

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jets not in super bowl.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

[aim higher]

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Jet.

may pang (maypang), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

intelligent people like sigur ros.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

intelligent people like wilco.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

long, long, long, long books

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Half-Life 2" delayed again

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Peggy Noonan still breathing

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

bushes not same fate ceausescus

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

WHOOP WHOOP needs sugar

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

wait--this is what is wring with the world?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

well, WHOOP WHOOP should be able to be conjured without the aid of sugar

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Peptobismal add on the radio

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't get a whut whut

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

People singing in falsetto

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't get a whut whut

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"funny" things that're not funny

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough X-men hentai doujinshi

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish not an eight-figure-nigga-by-the-name-of-Jigga

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 31 January 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ODB still hasn't received knighthood

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT! ENOUGH! GIN! AND! TONICS!

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Afer Hours" not on DVD

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Crazy fat Killing Joke fans

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Gay Krusty from San Francisco

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee is not online.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

children today can't spell "crusty"

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, that is a multifaceted tragedy.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No!

Krusty from the Simpsons

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Prime Directive prevents my interfering

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

bounce-to-ounce ratio insufficient

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

bounce to ounce?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

despite best efforts, insufficiently perverted

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many stupid people

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it isn't Joe Gibbs.

daria g (daria g), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Political Correctness Has Gone Mad.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 31 January 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me five:

"WMD: now Dubbya wants facts"

price d., Saturday, 31 January 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

the powerful blame the powerless

run it off (run it off), Saturday, 31 January 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

John Winston Howard remains alive.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

John Winston Lennon remains dead.

omg, Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what people do for money

run it off (run it off), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

greed fear religion ignorance insecurity

Jonathan (Jonathan), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Moomins aren't real

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

no local Wing Chun instructors

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

too many fucking divs

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I can taste the devil.

David Allen (David Allen), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Reality TV shows

C J (C J), Sunday, 1 February 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the sickness of human competitiveness

Bob Six (bobbysix), Sunday, 1 February 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone's afraid of the future

Anna (Anna), Sunday, 1 February 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You pa-lonker Rodney

omg, Sunday, 1 February 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm neither rich nor famous

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The elephant in the room.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 1 February 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
it's noon; still wearing pants.

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough respect with tolerance

stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 May 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

imperialism will not just die

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

world desperately clinging to inefficiency

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

pubes

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

all forms of government outdated

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCKED priorities, profit over everything

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

eXpresso, MOE-chuh-LAW-dee

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

AFI

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Capitalism.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not getting any.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what she said

stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

too much free time

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

every kind of fundamentalism

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

people that aren't me

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

or jel

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

poverty, abuse of children, misogyny

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Rummy Rummy Rummy Rummy Rummy.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Got Rum in my tummy

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gin Rummy isn't fun now.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Rummy on the board

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The New York Yankees

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Have not yet had lunch.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Cole slaw, cole slaw lovers.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

too much posting on ILX

stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

today's udon not salty enough

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The world should blow up.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's the Boss? on DVD!!!

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

frottaging STILL not leagal

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Not enough gin in tonic.

penelope_111, Monday, 10 May 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

People hate carrots

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

O'Reilly still not supreme overlord

ferg (Ferg), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you came back without pie

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

local grocery doesn't sell corndogs

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Vibrators can't mow the lawn

penelope_111, Monday, 10 May 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

smoking dope STILL not legal

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Father Son and Holy Ghost

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ILXors seem to hate mayonnaise

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Mayonnaise is the suck.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Self Righteous and Self Centered

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

frottage legal except in public

stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fighting about recipes, not war.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Mayonnaise Makes Baby Jesus Cry

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Mayo propagandists control the media.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Weapons of Mayonnaise Production

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Savage still draws breath

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

my roommate's evil fucking chihuahua

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Still don't have a Rickenbacker

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

anti-mayo-mentalist-run-messageboards.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

mayonnaise on my nipples

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You say this is wrong?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost damn you ned

okay time out Dan - what's wrong with that?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Raggett too fast to submit

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i still work here

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

world aint on my dick

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

my shoofy dog needs pie

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

new daft punk album delayed

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"shoofy dog"???

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Sembello's dick cornholing the world:

http://www.westcoast-music.com/images/cd-pictures/image440.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I clicked on that picture.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

girlies not backing thing up

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Balls Deep" still too shallow

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

UGG boots - so THAT's what they're called! (I call them "cariboots.")

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I call them 'ugly'.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sembello's head still mayonnaise-free

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan hasn't been here yet.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

you fucking pieces of shit

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You've already been there, sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop being angry

TOMBOT, Monday, 10 May 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

now with more cheese flavor

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone hates their fucking job.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

five words is not enough

bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Conciseness is overrated.

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

lazy servants

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

life ain't nothing but ... http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JJ51.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

5 billion too many people

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough ghostface albums

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Damon Albarn still alive post-parklife

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Overload of hatred in world

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Intolerance rampant in "progressive" minds

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Misanthropy mistaken as being "enlightened"

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Non-cinematic "Rebels without a cause"

[Considering "Non-cinematic" to = 1 word here]

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Way too many stupid drivers

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No Virgin Megastores in city

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy Warhol died needlessly

Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Greedy people. Just greedy people.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

David Haselhoff and the puppies.

Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

misanthropy disguised as niceness

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Greed is not actually good.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Which world? Whose world?

Evanston Wade (EWW), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

kids with drugs and guns.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

blame takes precedence over solutions

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

World too gloomy

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken can't use Aim Express.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Genitals not near to mouth.

penelope_111, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough Buddhists and Taoists

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Absence of hotttness.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

er.. dude you havent checked out
http://www.redbulldozers.com/kennakkid.jpg

obv

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the goggles do nothing.

todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

rush limbaugh is still free.

rush limbaugh is still ALIVE.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Boys I want want others.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many Religious Right-types.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Superiority disguised as humility

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing stupid people still illegal.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't write Excelsior!-worthy posts.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Perviable boys nowhere in sight.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

sinus infections

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

humidity makes my hair frizz

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

blame takes precedence over solutions

blame is the precursor to solutions, at the moment

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Bel Biv Devoe career hiatus

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

chipotle cheese curds cost money

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mennonite communities accepting no applications

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

There's only 36 Jandek albums

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I need the last two.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

penis sticking to inner thigh

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

practically earned back my virginity

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No handle, wheels, or drain.

Evanston Wade (EWW), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

outraged at all the outrage

rejoinder, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

outraged at the outrage outrage.

Evanston Wade (EWW), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Geeks who like hardcore, ascii.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Asimo can't really hula dance

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still alive.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wrong thread, Bryan!

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

overdrawn paycheck two weeks away

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I, Robot

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

no kraftwerk new york dates

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

People who can't spell 'arse'.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

$10,000,000 not owned by me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

People who can't spell "adrdiool"

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no titties on the glass

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ghostface and jadakiss apparently gay

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody's working for the weekend.

LC, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Work at six, whiskey calling.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

every attempt at telekinesis fails

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

still a wage slave

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

even "Digital Love" gets old

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

even "Shack Up" gets old

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

work in two hours

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the united states of america

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

OTM Elvis!

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a bit too broad.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I find it most appropriate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

nope, sadly just right

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

too many piglike breeding humans?

(I'm in one of my "Smeagal hateses smelly babieses" moods again.)

Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

no effective lucid-dream machine exists

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a bit too broad

Not at all. I submit this list as proof.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

after jumping, I come down

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

people do what they criticize.

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Daily Show not mandatory viewing

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough freaks inna house

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

no sex any time soon.

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

george dubyah bush is anti-christ

frank swedehead @ work, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Life's not like sex in the city

charlotte, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you want the other thread

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

nope...i'm good thanks

charlotte, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the united state of electronica

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

freaks only out at night

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

stopped making Starbars in 1978

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

can't graft iPod onto arm

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Spock takes too-blurry photos

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bilbo-Baggins" not sexual euphemism yet

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Skywave not world famous yet

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Crips, Bloods, CIA, KKK

The Obvious (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been avoiding this thread.

God, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

We know where you live.

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Starbucks' coffee best in town

Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

world full of crashing bores

Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

stopped making reggiebars in 1978

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

stopped making billy beer

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

life not like movies

Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ghanaian rainy season

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Mekon will destroy the earth

Frank Swedehead, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

finished ice-cream bar; need another

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dawsons Creek went crap

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Star Wars went crap

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

buying records don't make better

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Life got cold.

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

mouf now needs tittehs

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Donald Rumsfeld Not A Rapper

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Rumsfeld needs Wu Tang pseudonym

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

pride of cleveland beer unavailable.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

General Tagliar needs slap.

Bush needs reality check.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Things cost money.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Fixed up, yet insufficiently sharp

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparent brain meltdown

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Every day my confusion grows.

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool things cost more money.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't afford a Mini Cooper.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Coca-Cola lacking in nutrients

Aaron A., Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

She don't use jelly.

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck washing a hat

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan wins x10,000,000, somebody pls lock thread now

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

tarantino praising carry on films

begin jihad - save us all

queen gihad, Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls like cars and money

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Can John D. smell someone saying "Fuck washing a hat?"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

All dressed up, nowhere to go

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

SIX WORDS, YOU MUST DIE

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

people who don't call back :(

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Our obssesion with celebrity trivia..

mzui, Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

grocery stopped selling my tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds strange oops. . .

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'my' tuna=garlic herb marinated in the pouch, not the can. course they still sell the other two kinds that taste like ass. and did i mention no more creamy havarti slices either? i swear they're trying to starve me.

anyway...

can't condense rage to 5 words

oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

just spent $80 on tea

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

blech... canned tuna is the assiest ass ever. i can never make it taste good no matter how creative i get with it.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 May 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

beautiful places have many bugs

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

beautiful places have many losers

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

cities have so many people

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

things cost too much money

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

royalty laws thwart creativity

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

greedy haters killin & stealin

Sparkle Motion, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

humans are aggressively adaptable animals

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

smarter aliens haven't colonized us

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

my tuna has gone bad

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

nobody can darn socks anymore

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

my office doesn't have high-speed

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

say bye-bye to species diversity

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

gap-toothed generation

Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

fishing industry should say bye-bye

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

people tryta put us down

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a jetpack

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

patriotism

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

people are mean and boring

max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

huey p. newton is dead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

wasteful wanderlust, incessant people-moving

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Southern Californians water their lawns.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Lincoln got shot, derailing Reconstruction

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

US electoral college

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

neighbors complaining about music

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

Irrational fear of government regulation.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

humans' knees are designed wrong

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

large-lot zoning eats open space

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Southern Californians washing their cars.

(dedicated to my next-door neighbor, who decided to start depleting the Colorado River just when I was thinking about it)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

traffic patterns be fucked

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

slow drivers in middle lane

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

jam bands

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

anything with Bush in it

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

drinking age regulations

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

public access TV on cable

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have to pee bad

max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

drug laws in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

hangovers are the worst

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

this song should never end

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see enough ILXors

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

Babysitting family live far away

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

we have what they want

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

we want what they have

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

socialism, communism will never work

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

capitalism works only part way

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE ILLMATIC

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

technology: love it! hate it!

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

esperanto never caught on

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

my children wake up early

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

I love really fattening foods

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am addicted to cheese

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

I walk on broken feet.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

ow dude

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

feet in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

brain/body split

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

we can't speak squirrel

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

hormones in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

the desire to outlive life

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

misunderstood jokes in e-mails

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

My landlord hates cats.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

My hair hates my head.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

girt not calling back

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

hierarchy in unnecessary manifestations

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost thing sucks big balls

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

Someone hates someone I love.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

veneration in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

hate in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

involuntary emotions (envy, guilt, etc.)

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Did I mention bugs?

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Bugs that bite, that is.

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

nobody will ever really know

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

you don't choose your family

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

I need you, absent friend

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

All solid melts into air

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

i can't fast-forward the web-stream

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

I can't get washing done.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

15 months 'til Fallout 3

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Everything built for short people.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

cultural norms value tall people

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

(short people get no respect)

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

no terrific alternative to denim

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

I've hurt someone I love.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

schoolteachers don't get paid much

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hurt in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

pot is not legal

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

and I don't have any

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

washington, dc

ghost rider, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have any XPOST!

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

friend only smokes spliffs now

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

(europe does that to people)

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

daylight savings time

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

continental drift

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

cumulative interest

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

Too much aimless negativity.

Huey in Melbourne, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

hammock taken down before rain

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is much longer

ghost rider, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

experiences with rats and cockroaches

A B C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

Too much negative aimlessness

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

alcohol

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

tv in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

people believing in bad science

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

the blues

ghost rider, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

cigarettes giving you cancer

strgn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

the discovery of electricity

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes, thinking

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

moving

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

things fail

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

Mildew keeps attacking my sponges.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

others living my unattainable dream

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

entropy in general

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

with us or against us

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

quantity not quality

Cocaine, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

hunger, emptiness, poverty

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

gluttony, surfeit, excess

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

everything is temporary

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

still in love

max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

politics, bad drivers, stupidity

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

rejections teenagers chains mika deli

Tape Store, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody is behaving well. Today.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

still in love

Second this one. Should be in the thigns right thread. Isnt. Pity. :(

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

Cathedrals, spires and sacred offerings.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

NY Times' Effect on Man

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

i don't rule it

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

Short-sightedness, cowardice, stoopidity

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

they tryna build a prison

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'm now single.

kv_nol, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

students reading the daily mail

acrobat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

kv? :(

Ste, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

colette is moving to chicago.

JimD, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

pensioners and idiots own everything

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

mobile phones became public stereos

blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Not enough serotonin.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Critical thinking out of fashion.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

whiskey now makes me depressed

mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

no shirt/shoes, no service

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

potable water flushing toilets

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

the oil-based economy

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

we couldn't save our oak

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Unemployed and living in Scotland.

jim, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

i have no will power

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

very few people get me

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

I have no self-discpline

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

clients don't pay on time

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

very few people get me

sooo otm.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Sam nails it. Although I'm not so sure that's something that's wrong with the world per se.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yes as soon as I posted that I thought "well, that's MY world, not THE world."

Although if I had a bit more energy and self-discpline I might be able to save the rest of the world.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

Still otm. Back on track:

Mayonnaise is not a crime.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Mayonnaise in guacamole is.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

What I'm saying is: Mayo SHOULD be a crime.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh duh. I'm slow today.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

I love mayo

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'm in mayo

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Liar

kv_nol, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

truth!

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

you work at the mayo clinic?

Maria :D, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achilltourism.com/

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha I always thought you were in Dublin/Meath. I stand by the mucksavage comment on McCann thread!

kv_nol, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

(because I am crap snob is why)

kv_nol, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

well, tbh, as a proud muck savage i'd be more perturbed at the idea of having that ridiculous accent that inhabits nasal passages east of the shannon.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

That's because you know your place, no one wants to sound like they're taking the mick out of their betters...

kv_nol, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

too many fucking divs.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

(in answer to the thread question)

Pashmina, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

love ends

stevie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pashmina, if you're talking CSS I might agree with you.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

evil mouse eating my avacado

jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

shoofy dog shortage

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

people are not very considerate

dean ge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

white boys don't respect booty

get bent, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Too many people are assholes.

luna, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

(but seriously, amen Jody)

luna, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Misdiagnosed, mistreated mental illness.

Fixed.

Huey in Melbourne, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

People don't read directions

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

People don't pay attention

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

I destroy everything I touch.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

People think "but I'm special"

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

(grrr kind of day at work obv.)

Jaq, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

not the small cat.

John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

teenagers

get bent, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

Haha John.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

People laugh at my pain.

John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

:)

John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Crack so cheap and plentiful

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

white boys don't respect booty

-- get bent, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:38 PM

problem with world:
realest post gets no props

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

feels like I'll never know

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

roomie's music's louder than headphones ;_;

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Buckley died too young.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can't find Chubb Rock albums.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

broke, drunk, high, etc., ilx.

remy bean, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

yogurt, granola, bowl; PLEASE RINSE

bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

white boys don't respect booty

-- get bent, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:38 PM

problem with world:
realest post gets no props

What do you think this was?

(but seriously, amen Jody)

-- luna, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:45 (Yesterday)

luna, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

luna and big HOOS beefin'

max, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have no power

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

ha i did not recognize 'get bent' as jody

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ste thanks, appears I was wrong!

kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

oversimplification amplifies confusion, cynicism

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Beloved friends too far away.

Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

8080

latebloomer, Friday, 22 June 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fools! Can't finish what you

Rich Smörgasbord, Friday, 22 June 2007 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

fridge empty of beer bummerz

johnny crunch, Friday, 22 June 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

white boys don't respect booty

-- get bent, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:38 PM

luckily there are some non-white boys around too, a number of whom are quite enthusiastic about booty

bell_labs, Friday, 22 June 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

Zappa dead, missed Bush's administration

Joe, Friday, 22 June 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Warren Oates not in movies

Joe, Friday, 22 June 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

I shouldn't be jealous. sorry

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

anxiety induces escapism, not action.

nicky lo-fi, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

Expectations, compulsions, revulsion, individuation, etc.

Mister Craig, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

everyone be talking about themselves

acrobat, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

ilx not good till mid-afternoon

acrobat, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

Have Your Say

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

My actions are misunderstood.

Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

overworked, underpaid, undersexed, malnourished masses

Will M., Friday, 22 June 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

deliberate misunderstanding for ulterior purposes.

darraghmac, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)


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