This is the thread for senselessly flirting away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

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Ummm...Hi! I like your shirt.

*giggles*

Can I read your palm?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

PERVERT.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I never have any luck in this town.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you should go homo then

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's still like two hours until homo time! :(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks at watch*

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/Orbhead/hammertime.gif

it's homo time!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

please homo, don't hurt 'em!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had a homo, I'd homo in the morning.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? There are no girls in here. Oh wait, shit there's one now.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

homo no mo

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, that is now the front-runner in the race for "BEST GIF EVER!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

po mo knock knock

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I simply cannot flirt in here. Where is Stevem?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, Ladies!

http://www.clubdevo.com/images/home/devo_poses.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, you're looking stunning this afternoon.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

right here right now

― Jesus Jonesbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say this thread is disappointing but...the gif! With the dancing!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, thank you, Luna, do you like the "cobwebs in hair and covered with dust" look I'm sporting today? ::bats eyelashes:: Why come up to my attic, and get some of your own!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

*fanning self*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

While you're up here, can you help me hunt for the St.Claire Diamonds?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or her jesus jones video!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

HI DERE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like Trixie Belden!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I know where the Jesus Jones video is! Right next to the Ride video!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

your friendster pic doesn't really capture your eyes

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, we're supposed to be flirting, not solving mysteries! Unless... we're really ... THE SCOOBY GANG!!!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If I have to be Velma again, I'm gonna be pissed. I look really bad in orange.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm wearing a turtleneck. And brown corduroy. And GLASSES! I'll be Velma.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've still got my ex-girlfriend's copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special. Would you like to see it?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

First, the hunt for Shaggy's stash!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

zoinks!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got some tapes of Kasey Kasem reading Scooby Doo slash fiction. Care to listen?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i'm sure shaggy wAnts to stash something somewhere

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMIGOD, I FORGOT!!! I was going through a box of old art stuff, you know, old paint and brushes and things, and this screen (You know, for a pipe or a bong or something) fell out. Cue me rapidly trying to push it back into the box, trying to explain how it's some kind of art thing. For sifting paint pigments, yeah, that's it.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

If that's your idea of a come on, sugar.... but yeah, okay.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is spectacular.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"push it back into the box"

― Danperrybär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

GET YER MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A GIRL!!! Oh, wait...

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

rapidly trying, no less

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LOOK FOR MY DIAMONDS OR WHAT?!?!?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, diamonds, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Find yer own diamonds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's for... sifting."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You know where the best place to smuggle diamonds is, don't you?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

are yer diamonds in yer box?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

so I'm reading your R.E.M. POX and I'm thinking...GOD you must be dynamite in bed.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, worst recent diamond use evah (as well as stupidest wannabe tie-in):

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11900.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Eisbar OTM.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

FANCY!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

They say when a maiden fucked a god, she would burst afire.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(more people flirt, please!)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know how to flirt!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, I think you confused flirting with the Gotterdammerung

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, nice shoes...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Me either!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

They say when a maiden fucked a god, she would burst afire.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

..trails of smoldering women behind him...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, a man of passion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask yourself, is this not the wang of a titan?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam, is this the wang of a titan?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a very Socratic dialogue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/statitudes/news/2001/10/02/week4preview_btn/george.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all just made me spit water at my monitor.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

So I see you across the bar and I think, "now HERE'S a broth worthy of the spoon!"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, is your ass a McDonalds? Cuz I'm lovin' it!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

We've now officially hit the 'senselessly' part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned has officially "hit it"!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

OH JOY

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I think you mean the sensitive part.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(Actually I don't have joy, I won't be able to get the Cure box set until Monday. ARAGHAGAAH.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ARAGHAGAAH

Does that line do anything for you, ladies?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not without slides.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't trying to flirt with THEM you saucy bootyflaked hosebeast.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

So Luna, if someone walked up to you and a bar, handed you a pap smear slide and screamed like a balrog, that's it game over, panties in the rafters, etc?

(xpost Ned, I think all of the gothy sasquatches left ILX like an hour ago.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

excuse me, ma'am but you've inspired me to freestyle

goddamn you got me like 'what?'
about to bust some serious nut
you can see it if I suck in my gut
now crouch, center, as the QB yells HUT!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Beat that, Sterling.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, I'd like to take that bootyflake
put it on my chicken stick like shake'n'bake
I might be on the pipe, but I'm on the make
I'm gonna fuck you madly like that bitch from Cake!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So Luna, if someone walked up to you and a bar, handed you a pap smear slide and screamed like a balrog, that's it game over, panties in the rafters, etc?

Dan, the 'hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?' line worked on me once - I'm not about to rule anything out.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

PS: Don't tell my mom.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

damnit, I'm trying to get some work done now but my brain keeps trying to pop out more ill(icit) rhymage. damn this thread, damnit!

(p.s. I will take Sterling out freestyle any day of the week)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

wow

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've still got my ex-girlfriend's copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special.

You're shitting me, right? I've been wanting a copy of this ever since I saw it in parts on public access. It is the greatest film ever.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I's 8 Mile but with Voice writers! Someone's fantasy just came true!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

actually the Star Wars statement is completely true. I have her copy and she's never getting it back. Maybe I'll bring it up to NYC next time I'm there.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

only the cartoon is good, the rest makes The Phantom Menace look like Crouching Jedi Hidden Ranchor

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and since its a bootleg it has all the original ads on it, too! It's unspeakably awful in the must beautiful way. The cartoon sucks horribly too, Stevem! That animation is tre shitty.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

A personal favorite moment is watching Carrie Fisher, blatantly high, singing a completely different melody over the Star Wars theme.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, baby. Let's you and me set free the homunculus.

― Aimless, Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(well, I was realllllllly drunk).

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*holds eye contat for slighty longer than necessary*

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*blushes*

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, mei, your hair is so *Welsh*!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(Glances at watch)... Well, the hot tub's hot and the blush is cold.. what are we still doing here?

― andy, Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nervana.montana.edu/academics/courses/bio426/homunculus%20copy.jpg
(He kinda looks like Mase w/ Hulk hands.)

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ew.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony you're right the cartoon is kinda lame too (horrible animation/drawing) - BUT Boba Fett rocks in the cartoon far more than he ever did in the films, which counts for....something

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

true...friend

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/0256503202/covers/x9b178bh.jpg

Friday night!!

― andy, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

woah I almost thought that said "GRIME".

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

er, is this how guys flirt?
*tilts head to side, like a puzzled kitty"

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

speaking of senseless flirtation, is there anyone alive who would be charmed by a bunch of pilots breaking out into "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" in front of you?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/0256503202/covers/x9b173h.jpg

HaHa!! She my girl now!!

― andy, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

threadkillah!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Would you like to come in for a bowl of cresm, kitty? ;-)

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Meow!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*purrrr*

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*rubs ear with paw*

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you lickl your butts too?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

lick

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ew. stop that.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

kitty cats do that

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ew .
go away.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It's okay Orbit, Aja is a dog and we all know what _they_ do to amuse themselves!

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a dog. I don't even like dogs. I like cats. I miss my cat. She's been dead for a couple of years.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My dog thinks he's a cat too, sitting up on the counter by the radiator and eating cat food.

(Sorry to hear about your kitty though :-(

― mei (mei), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a dog and I don't think I'm a cat.

(I know my email address says "kitty" but that's becuse both my mom and I like cats and my mom made my email address simalar to hers.)

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

; )

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So, Adam, your way of "senselessly flirting away the last hour of a friday afternoon" is reviving old threads?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

*removes sock slowly*

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

adam can't revive threads like i do

ronan your hair is pretty today

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially with that sock used as a bow.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Why Ronan, I'm all aflutter at the sight of that comely ankle.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

UHH THATS NOT WHERE THE SOCK WAS

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Grody!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

come on, people... i've got at least another 3 hours at the office to get through.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So Lauren, come here often? ha ha get it? COME!?!?! tee hee

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so ashamed of myself now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

saying something that you regret later is a key part of senseless flirting.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

them's sexin' words

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm staying in tonight, on account of my chesty infection.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

are you getting warmed up for our disco, steve?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Lauren, you're looking mighty purty today, sugar.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What remix is this? FEELIN' ON YO BOOTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i was hoping you'd notice, luna...

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a backrub.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

lauren how did you know i was going to Our Disco??

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

how could I not? You're stunning. Want to go for a drink later?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

chest infection. now them's sexin' words, what with the image of hacking coughs and accompanying mucous that they imply.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh baby.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm here at work until 8 again, but I feel more like punching someone than flirting.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

accompanying mucous...What's the main course?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm no mere mortal, steve.

Want to go for a drink later?

let's get pomegranate-chili margaritas and do something we'll regret.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You can punch me Diablo. Anytime.

― S&Malicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could summon up more hacking coughs. I got some phlegm this morning, which was nice, but mostly it's just tightness in the chest. The doctor gave me antibiotics without actually examining me, cause he had no appointments. I hope I'm not actually dying. I don't want to die alone in Glasgow. Actually the Glasgow bit is OK, I suppose.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

let's get pomegranate-chili margaritas and do something we'll regret

now that sounds like fun. how's 8 for you?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

that would be depressing if you're actually dying, alone or not or in glasgow or not. i have a feeling that you're not. try hot water with lemon juice, honey, cayenne pepper.

xpost

your time zone or mine?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I get to go home if I finish my work, yet here I am dicking around on ilx. wtf?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

try hot water with lemon juice, honey, cayenne pepper.

I liked it when you called me honey, but you spoilt it a bit with the cayenne pepper.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

try hot whiskey, lambchop

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am too lazy to go to the shops and get spurious Irish remedies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(an indication of how lazy I am - Oddbins is 1 minute's walk from here)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

nonsense. a bit of spice is needed to keep things interesting.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

try banana skins on chest, big mac

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

we all die alone and afraid

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I am too lazy to go to the shops and get spurious Irish remedies.

That's such a sleazy thing to say -- I expect that sort of thing from Perry.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I supposed to drink the lemon juice, honey and cayenne pepper concoction, or rub it on my chest?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

we all die alone and afraid

ROWR

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

your time zone or mine?

Yours, darlin - it'll be here quicker that way

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mst3k.org/history/2crow2.gif

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dude, you're so metal. Wanna fark on the floor?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I supposed to drink the lemon juice, honey and cayenne pepper concoction, or rub it on my chest?

i recommend bathing in it.

not really. but i do recommend adding some whiskey, as ronan suggests. he's not to be trusted when it comes to most thing, but in this case he's dead on.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this because I steal livestock for a living?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan, golf rustler.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet that would taste great with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own HEAD with drawn butter.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What is drawn butter?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it ghee?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is something rude to Ronan, I think.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Badly drawn butter

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just thinking "is that just an Irish thing" N you "gheebag"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

whiskey when ill is a win-win situation*. it's highly antiseptic, and even if it doesn't make you well it will at least make you happy.

*in moderation. there is nothing good about being sick and also hungover.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm off to make some supper and ignore all your advice.

The other reason I can't buy any whisky is that I am broke.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan,

I thought the expression was 'gheezer'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i should probably never have children, because i'd be the type to give crying babies gin to "soothe" teething pains.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That expression may be "gheezer"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

yawn.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

word.

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, hurrah?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice uvula.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I beg your pardon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I wag your hardon

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My name's Anthony, but you can call me milk. Cuz I do a body good.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, your cooking is delicious. You should be a CHEF and open your own RESTAURANT.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oops

That's sweet of you, but do you mind?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

*points at your crotch and softly sings the chorus to "In Those Jeans"*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

my name's stockholm cindy, but you can call me mork and mindy -- cuz i'm, um, outta this world.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*applause*

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, your hair sure is shiny and full.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I braid it?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I could really use some Stockholm Sin Dome right now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael's White too.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

If he'll let Ned rag it

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sin Dome? Please illuminate the dark shadows of my empty pate.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm like a Motel Sex. I'll leave a hard on for ya.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a penis and I would like very much to insert it into your warm secret.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Surprise! Fries! SUR-FRIES!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 30 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops,

Won't her underarms smell funny after that?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Your cup is a B and you know I'm STUNG!
It's American Idol, I'm William HUNG!
you're looking fine and I'm on your LUTE
if you play "Ode To Joy" on my skin FLUTE!

Boyeeee....

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, if all goes well, yes!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Break the proverbial leg, etc...

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I have an hour and seven minutes left. Go.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I tell you about my dust bunny collection it's really fascinatzzzzz...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

How come nobody ever has dust stoats?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, hel-lo??

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Allo, allo? Very bad connection. Bof, je m'en fiche.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there no one around right now who can flirt properly?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm too shy. Can you recommend a good flirting school. I'm more than willing to learn. Especially from a ravishing beauty such as yourself. (Too much?)

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm the fucking queen of this, are you kidding?

(No, but it's a start)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

We all have to start somewhere, Majesty.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey you're fucking stacked, aren't you? Jesus. Wanna go get some fried chicken and get porked at the Motel 6?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*Wagging his hardon.*

Get back, you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Now see oops, oops knows how to do it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hi, everyone

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, he did it again!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you know that Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Konichii wa, Tokyo-chan

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe it was crabs, Anthony.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I will not give you the clap baby, I assure you. However, it is highly probable that I will make yo booty go *clap*.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It's no great art gettin' the heart of a man on a silver platter. A little brains, a little talent with an emphasis on the latter!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I just can't stop thinking about lines from Bob Fosse musicals. I'll probably end up watching some tonight. Alone.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

HA HA HA THIS THREAD IS TOO MUCH I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMOORROORREEEE

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, Majesty, as the sun sets over the Golden Gate, you and I shall be winging it for http://hotelito.com/gallery.asp where you will teach me all the major flirting arts. The wink. The smile. The compliment. The double entendre The cuisine and mixology of flirting. And more besides I know not what.

*Pommades hair*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The sun won't set for a couple hours yet, but I'm still willing to teach you the finer points.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I take the pommade out then?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

'I am the one,' he said, 'who should at this point thank the devoted friends, the excellent friends (looking at Mme Rosemilly) who are today this touching proof of their affection. But it is not in words that I can express this gratitude. I will prove it tomorrow, at every moment of my life, always, for our friendship is not one of the transitory kind.'

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

FREEK-A-LEEK!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

...who are today this touching proof of their affection.

Am I missing something here?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ, you're all hopeless. Luna, sugar, get over here.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Warning: I will not be cockblocked.
Don't touch the coat...

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit. A professional. Oh well.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne wins.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

but at what cost?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

to whom?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You payin', oops?

Bye bye nice people. Have a loverly weekend.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the collective ego of the male gender

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure y'all can take the blow.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Frankly I find it really hard to work up the energy to flirt with people who aren't in central Pennsylvania. My skeet flies only so far.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you're giving us cocaine to compensate?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Boo, you silly things.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't scare me.

Do you want me to scare you?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Miccio was totally channeling some Ad-Rock shit on this thread.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't mind rocking YOUR shit channel.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess that's not so much flirting as it is being nasty.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's channel 72 around here anyway, right between HGTV and ESPN35.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

KY public access must be a thing to behold.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the lamest flirting....EVER.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I like your falafil.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

finally, sum females.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, we were just heading to the bathroom for a couple ticks.

*sneak out the bathroom window*

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I always feel bad for calling it "falafel", cuz it contains the phonetic "awful". We should start calling it falawesome.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

*hair flip*
So, do you like, like, stuff?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I am wasting away the final hours of the final days of a job I don not give a fig about!

A FIG!

x-post Me! I like stuff!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't it funny when people turn their shirt collars straight up? It makes me laugh ahaha!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Roxy, have I ever told you I really dig your haircut?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my! me nev-ad-ah hav heart of this flirtalism. how do you do? that? even?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

There has been a debate about "popping one's collar" in the campus newspaper here for a month now. C'mon kids, go back to fighting about abortion rights and drinking on campus.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hem.passagen.se/bajamaja/cantona.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

*standing at jukebox, occasional glance over at YOU, when eye contact is made, I smile nervously then turn back to selecting more songs that I won't get to hear tonight because the asshat before me put $5 in and put Death Cab For Cutie's whole fucking album on twice in a row)*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

CAMPUS wow!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Repeatedly.

xpost nabisco.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

They named me Anthony, but over time I've earned an extra mmmmmmm.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and it's your fault that my i has become a 1

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for stabbing you earlier

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that's "flirting"?

the madness!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

my inner child died on the cross

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, I like stuff more than Adam does!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Repeatedly? Gosh, sorry Roxy, I guess I'm just so taken with it ... It's like I'm seeing it for the first time every time, you know?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, Aaron likes the wrong kind of stuff. You know what I'm talking about.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

figs are so ugly. or maybe it's dates that are ugly! one of those things looks like a cockroach.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dates look like a cockroach. Figs look like a nutsack. You can't win.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

dates are trule nature's candy! They taste so good!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd rather eat a nutsack than a cockroach™

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My hair is mentally retarded.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This is how I flirt.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

as if we weren't fond enough of you already.

xpost

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

fancy a burger?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam's stuff is wronger than my stuff, Mandee.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I try to flirt, but the first time I say the word "nutsack," they start making excuses to leave. I don't get it.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

roxy, but do you bat your eyelashes while you're being self-deprecating?

p.s. i have never seen anyone REALLY bat their eyelashes before

p.p.s. my hair looks mentally retarded too.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

RESPECT THE NUTSACK! AND TAME THE LABIA!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i've seen roxy bat her eyelashes before

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I sometimes bite my eyelashes, but not when I'm being self-deprecating. It's more of a tic I've had since I was little.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

good god, i mean BAT

xpost no you have not!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

have you?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait oh yeah! it was me who was batting

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never seen anyone REALLY bat their eyelashes before

I have. it's kind of disturbing.

I sometimes bite my eyelashes, but not when I'm being self-deprecating. It's more of a tic I've had since I was little.

what the? Damn how much of an underbite do you HAVE?

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

do butterfly kisses count as batting eyelashes?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

does blinking a lot count as batting?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haw miccio

aw xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

bit of an xpost there manthony

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I can imagine Mandee batting her eyelashes. It R CUET IMAGE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

who here is gonna get laid toNIGHT? OWWWWW!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

not me life is shit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I would do the ironical man-batting-eyelashes bit more often but my eyelashes are too long and rub against my glasses and it is irritating.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee is now channeling James Brown it seems. My heart R won.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

They rub against your GLASSES? That's incredible.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

nicklish is gonna get WATERFALLS of PUSSY to-NIGHT!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They are pretty mad long yo. And it only happens when I wear my wire rims, the plastic ones rest further down my nose.

ha ha OMG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That is the most beautiful image ever!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

my WORD

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it even LEGAL to post something like that?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

waterfalls!!!!!!!!!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

WATERFALLS of PUSSY
There should be a band called that.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

PICS PLZ NICK

(god, of the lashes, not of the pussy waterfall)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(although i am vaguely interested in the logistics of such a thing)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

if i scowl my eyelashes get caught in my eyebrows!!! they are REALLY long!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

don't go chasing watersports, please stick to the rimmers and the licks that you're used to.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and that ain't no mascara, girl.. that's NATRUL

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This is filthy.

Awesome.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the first time in a very long while I have blushed because of words posted to the internet.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

can i start calling you tickalicious?

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

have you guys heard the news?! adam is an EXTRAVAGANT man!!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

extraVaginant

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

whuh?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm in a really goofy mood. i wish i could do backflips so the whole office would know :(

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

just skip around, maybe?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

See the video for Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved" for proof that Adam Levine is an extravaginant man.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

god i hate that fucker.

http://www.exceptionalkia.com/archives/000323.html

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM A HOT ASS MAN

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=adam+levine+is+hot&btnG=Google+Search

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a hot ass man. I like the ass, hot. I like the ass hot. I like the ass. Hot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I just love his funky style... god that man can wear a fucking denim jacket or ratty sweatshirt!! And I love that he has a penchant for barefooted-ness/flip-flop wear. A man after mine own heart. He looks like he doesn't care and puts on the first thing he sees onthe floor in the morning... but he still manages to look absolutely fuckable in that "i'm-so-nonchalant-so-why-don't-you-come-lick-my-stubble" way.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this a good name for me?

― 1,000,000 Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicka stole my thing -- the eyelashes-on-glasses thing is my only good move. (a) Complain about it, (b) take of glasses, (c) rub eyes, (d) look sexy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Roxy, I totally believe your hair is retarded—cause it’s awfully special.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Heii... I will just said, I Love you "Adam Levine" for ever. I hope you one day come to Denmark, because I live there. From Liv

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha TOTALLY. Any excuse to get the glasses off, really.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is adam levine the dude from counting crows?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

our adam is, yes.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco is smooth

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Adam Duritz M

Is it better 1000000 or A Million?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I do the same complaining and rubbing to get my glasses off thing, but with my underwear.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i need contacts because i look like a jerkface in glasses.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought once I could maybe get similar effects from “damn penis, it’s so long it always gets wrapped around my thigh and rubs against my jeans” (take off pants, rub penis, look sexy)—but apparently that’s not what women are looking for?

xpost with othernick! Nicks are ruining me today!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I need new glasses, but I don't want to pay for them. So I wear contacts.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I want contacts too.
Mandee you saw my glasses, better without?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you look good in glasses.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

question: what exactly are jordan almonds?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw thanks...should I get hornrims?
x-post

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

no.. not hornrims! you should get gigantic GOGGLES.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted hornrims after seeing James Hetfield wearing a nice pair in the Metallica movie!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually am very seriously planning on getting prescription goggles before the year is out.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

goggles?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.soccerage.com/en/00/48624a.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

erm, I dunno Mandee...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I also have the eyelashes-on-glasses thing.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What's this about eyelashes now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

cuk eyelsasaseh

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

when is the drunken orgy FAP?

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That was last week. Dog Latin was a no-show.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's do this!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

flirting or the orgy?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Like it matters??

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well, one needs more lube.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I just need to know if I have to go to the store!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Like luna would ever need to go to the store for more lube. Yeah, right.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, even industrial sized drums have limits.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

We can't leave this thread with that image.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Big" can be good, and "Very large" is sometimes nice, but nothing about sex should ever be "Industrial sized."

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sick of all this flirting. who wants to fuck?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*whistles*

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Industrial machines have babies too, Kenan.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(NB that wasn't flirting)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Is fucking really that fun?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but you have to do it anyway.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's got to be fun. It's talked about so much.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like ice cream and rainbows and gumdrops all mixed together, but with boobs.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally I think better ILFlirting goes on with the picture threads. Someone needs to whip out the digital camera so we can all be like "ooo, you have such nice teeth."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is fucking really that fun?

People's results vary, honestly. I think it's the most fun ever. Some don't. I have to be careful not to marry any of those people.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, nabisco, that was such a trenchant remark! Tee hee!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I coulda got fucked. I mean, sexually.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Talking to Nowell about what sex is like is so not flirting.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh yeah.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

True. So...What's the use of flirting with people you can't see?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That was a REALLY stupid-ass thing to say. Forget I said it. I gotta go, anyway.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sick of all this flirting. who wants to fuck?

I do.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Third time's the charm.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone's got to step up to the plate.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a grand slam joke coming up?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that was it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha ILX in terrible-flirters shocker!

(I just meant now three threads unnerving me with sudden sexiness = time to go home!)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Gosh, and wasn't it me everytime?

I feel so... dirty.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Je4nne helped once, I think. Spankings for both of you.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord

― H (Heruy), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you skipped something, H, we're not to the "oh god" part quite yet.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, dirty in a good way...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You're lovely when you're dirty in a good way, Luna.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Michael, you'll make me blush.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You look so cute when you blush, though.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, pardon me n*tsuh

― H (Heruy), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

And now I am. I'm wearing a bright pink shirt, and I match.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay!!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You silver.. um... fingered devil.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that sounded seven different flavors of wrong.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna participate!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that sounded seven different flavors of wrong.

Correction. Ten.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"I wanna participate" is so gonna be my new pick-up line. I will walk right up to those couples who make out in bars and go "I wanna participate!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that would violate a law somewhere, Nowell.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What law?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not certain exactly, so um, yeah, just jump in.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Alright...Just give me a minute.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Go ahead Nowell, flirt. Let's see what you've got. What, for example, do you think of Luna's shirt? Isn't it just marvelous. It really brings out her eyes, don't you think?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael, you're looking awfully handsome this afternoon.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly, your smile could take a girl's breath away.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, aren't you the nicest, most delightful person I've winked at *wink* all day?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Certainly the luckiest.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not luck, darling. I don't wink from the toss of a coin or the roll of the dice. I wink 'cause you deserve it.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Me?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(No, we're showing you how to do it!)

You're awfully charming.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, am I? Thank you.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

But modesty is still my best quality. Now it's you who's going to make me blush.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What do I say?`

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, dear, this is increasigly seeming like a French farce, n'est-ce pas?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, Luna sure is a fine piece of ass.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, there aren't many men like you around these days... Such wit and charm, obvious intelligence, not to mention a fiiiiine physique, well, I'm all a-flutter.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah it is, isn't it? I was hoping to get away from that.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this serious? At least somewhat?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, sweety, I don't know you very well but I have the impression you're rather young. Is this true? Do you never flirt with boys you fancy? Flirting is one of the most delicious pastimes known to humankind but it's an art. The first rule of flirting is to find something nice to say about someone else, the kind of thing you'd like to hear said about yourself. Now it's true that Luna's ass is magnificent but perhaps you want to start a little more delicately.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I never flirt cuz I never see boys I fancy! And if I do it's only for a split second! Like this one guy I saw at the mall one time...
And I just said that about luna to be silly.

I mean, I'm straight.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

That IS true.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

That's okay though - you can flirt with girls too. Harmless fun!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, Luna sure is a fine piece of ass.

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 22nd, 2004 6:39 PM. (Nowell) (later)

haha! word

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How come boys never flirt with boys?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

because boys are ugly!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes they do. Mostly they hit each other. It's a little crude, but it counts.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(except for spencer chow!)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

X post

Boys aren't ugly! God, that reminds me of my brother. I asked him what man he thought was good looking, and he says "Me."

And WHY is it crude if boys flirt with boys?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

No way man, boys are wonderful.

Girls are, too.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What are you trying to say?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well, boys are okay. but girls are so much better!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm saying that people as a whole are beautiful, intelligent, imaginative human beings worthy of love, respect and orgasms.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I like boys. I hang out with boys more than I hang out with girls.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls are cruel and insecure.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You should see me flirt with my gay friends. It's shameless. I am a horrible pricktease.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

that is beautiful. and optimistic (haha x's)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls are cruel and insecure.

People (all genders) can be cruel and insecure.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any gay friends...I don't flirt...I'm so boring. I did know this gay guy once, but he was scary when he got drunk. He was what we in Hawaii call a mahu. Just the way he talked cracked me up.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls can be cruel and insecure - but not all of them are like that. Teenage girls are bad, especially, but it gets better. I've usually always had more boys as friends than girls, but you should know that girl friends are muy importante. Ignore the bitches and find your chicas. They are invaluable.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah moooks, I always was a glass half full kind of girl.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I did have a girl friend once - probably the closest I've ever come to having a best friend. I've lost touch with her. She was the reason I found out what the word "dyke" meant pretty early on.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what does 'mahu' mean? oddly, i know what 'haole' means...

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She was the reason I found out what the word "dyke" meant pretty early on.

Because she said it or because she was one?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have flirted plenty with boys. Well, men - I'm too old to flirt with boys without seeming creepy or risking vigilante attacks...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me know when y'all decide to stop yapping and get yo orgy on.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the age of consent in Hawaii? Isn't it like 14?

― No, I'm not getting any ideas it's an honest question SHUT UP! (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

women are strange and wonderful. men are predictable and okay. but i imagine i'm biased. some of my best friends are people.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

optimism is hott!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She was very boy crazy, and I wasn't. We were arguing about it - she was like "Why don't you like boys?" And I said that I DO, but I'm just not interested in them right now...(The truth was that I had low self-esteem.) And she called me a dyke. I was like, "What's a dyke?" I never found out from HER, though, cuz her hippie mom called her.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

some of my best friends are people.

Yeah. Most of my best friends are cats.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of my best friends are dykes. People are assholes sometimes, too.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I still love her, though! Man, I miss her.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me know when y'all decide to stop yapping and get yo orgy on.

I have this image of you standing naked at the orgy venue looking at the clock with a smirk and wondering when the hell everybody's gonna show up.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So call her.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't. I have no idea where she is! I lost contact with her.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have this image of you standing naked at the orgy venue looking at the clock with a smirk and wondering when the hell everybody's gonna show up.

I have that same image now, except he has his dick in his hand.

I need help.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Help with what?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and don't you always picture me with my dick in my hand?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't. I have no idea where she is! I lost contact with her.

Try calling information. Search online. Ask a mutual friend.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

and don't you always picture me with my dick in my hand?

Pretty much.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ewww. (xp)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, whatever you do, don't get involved with people 'cause of outside pressure. At the very best, you'll get bored real fast.

I too imagined him grasping the horn, but i felt it better to leave that unmentioned.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

who asked if boys were nasty?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss a lot of people I met, like, two years ago.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

All the boys who have ever liked me, mostly, were all assholes. And some of them weren't boys.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

kay--remind me again how old you are? 15?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

My momma always taught me that, when seen, The Truth is to be grasped firmly and not let go.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but that happens, Nowell.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What happens?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

mookieproof, from your last xpost it would seem that you find the idea of calling information or searching online disgusting. I'm curious about this.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, the truth! I forgot about that.

Less whatever we're doing, more flirting, please.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sick of flirting with you. I want some fresh meat!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait - The Truth?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Xpost

Ooh! Pick me, pick me!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, has anybody told you how beautful you are when you selflessly dispense advice to young, lovelorn maidens?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Truer words have never been spoken!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

People that like you turn out to be assholes. It happens. Learn from it.

Dating advice for young people by me:

Find people you have stuff in common with.
Be choosy.
Don't settle.
Don't let anyone push you into anything you aren't ready for.
Say no if you mean it.
Use condoms.
Don't rely on anyone else to always be in charge of birth control.
Use common sense.
Always carry enough money to get home on the bus/in a cab.
Smile.
A lot.
Be yourself.
Don't ever feel like you aren't good enough for someone - you are exactly who you are supposed to be, and you are perfect. If someone doesn't like it, tell them to fuck off.
Take your time in choosing a partner, and ultimately, be true to your own heart.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This guy did something nice to me on my last birthday..

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael, you magnificent bastard - kiss me.

(*NB I have been waiting to say 'magnificent bastard' all day. I love it.)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has anyone told you how beautiful you are when you are face CENSORED....TOO HOT FOR ILE

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, here is the thing about 15-year-olds, both boys and girls: they don't know what they're doing. they're trying to be cool, they're trying to be liked, they're completely struggling to find someone else who likes them. they do not know (not that anyone really does) know how to handle rejection, so they are doing anything possible not to experience it. so don't take it personally. the key is to be confident. which is difficult. but be confident in yrself and what you want and the teenage (if not the entire) world will fall into yr lap.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, for me. No, both. Kind of.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No one is flirting with me.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.snipercountry.com/Bookstore/graphics/MagnificentBastard.gif

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

*swoons Picks self up. Smooches Luna lustily*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

woo hoo!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm here, too.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

*scowls forlornly*

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, no offense noel

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

We can cry together!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

mookie is so fucking OTM, it's painful. (Mooks, you magnificent bastard!)

I forgot the confidence bit, but he's so right. Be confident, and NEVER BE AFRAID TO BE WHO YOU ARE.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Big fat kisses for both of you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, gawrsh darn it, thanks.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know how to senselessly flirt. Is it anything like senselessly killing? Does it involve a deprivation tank?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Thoughts of prison tend to extinguish my desire for badinage.

Remember Nowell that neither love nor confidence can be rushed and both must start with you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, okay. I got it already.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

fat kisses are the best

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Nowell, when is your birthday?

USA:
Hawaii
Male-Female Sex: 16

― No, I'm not getting any ideas I'm just kidding SHUT UP! DO YOU HATE FUN? (AaronH, Friday, 22 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

June 7th.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

d'you have siblings?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I worry sometimes that I come off like a big preachy moron when I say things sometimes, but I really only do it because I care and because I did so many stupid things as a teenager that if I can spare someone else even a moment of it, I have to try.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

NOBODY FLIRT WITH NOWELL UNTIL JUNE 7TH

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

well, maybe a big foxy preachy horny moron

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT WE GOTTA LAY THE FLIRT FOUNDATION AHEAD OF TIME, FULE!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, you're not a preachy moron. I feel like a dumbass on here with a lot of the things I say.

And, yes, I do have siblings. Three brothers. One of 'em has a different dad. He's all grown up now.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The age of consent here is 14! I know it is!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

At least, that's what I heard. Like, two years ago.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

OK NOBODY FLY TO HAWAII TO SHAG NOWELL UNTIL JUNE 7TH

better?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently Nowell has no compunction in telling us to shut up when she's had her fill, which I think is an excellent sign of things to come. You're a good'un Luna, you are.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

well, maybe a big foxy preachy horny moron

I kiss you again. This time with tongue.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Heard from whom, Nowell?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Xx post

Much better!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell according to the website I looked it up on the law was revised in 2002, that might explain it.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Noel, you're not a dumbass - you're just a young woman jumping feet first into the midst of a bunch of people who are more jaded than you.

Ain't no shame in it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

So the age of consent is 14.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! whoa

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

In Hawaii, I mean.
It is, right?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No, he means the law was revised in Hawaii 2 years ago to up the age from 14 to 16.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fucked up! That's not fair! FUCK THAT!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This site says it's currently 16:

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I gotta go. Later. This was fun. I'll be back soon. Maybe even today!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurrah, on June 7th next year Nowell will be within 30 years of my age! (What was the rule about the youngest person you could be involved with? Over a third your age?) Sadly the 'within 30 years' thing will last but a day, so I'll have to act quickly...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, it is fair. Most 14 year olds aren't emotionally equipped to handle it - and I dare say not many 16 year olds, either. (DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW).

Be patient.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Half your age plus 7, Martin. Sorry.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ha, that is also the one day when I am not the oldest London ILXer, in a sense, in that Sinkah reaches my age, before I pull ahead again the next day. So I'll be too busy enjoying that to bother Nowell.

Half plus 7? That'll be thirty next June then! Too old!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit, I didn't realize it was 12 in Mexico. I wonder if Nabokov spent much time down there...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was in high school I had a friend who was eighteen going out with a seventeen year old. My friend got into some kind of dispute with the girl's father and the father almost pressed statutory rape charges on him. It was rather ugly all round and the girl came out worst off 'cause she became estranged from her father and my friend (somewhat understandably) dropped her. I see her sometimes in the town where we went to school. Those bad times are almost all we have in common now. It's odd.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

LUNA HOW DO YOU KNOW?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fucked up. 17 and 18 shouldn't even be illegal to any rational person.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

for what?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fucked up. 17 and 18 shouldn't even be illegal to any rational person.

They went out for two years or so and seemed by my sluttish standards at the time like a good couple.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fucked up. 17 and 18 shouldn't even be illegal to any rational person.

what if you're 19? or, um, 23 at the time?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha - I was 16.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And I was WRONG.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're old enough to drive, you're old enough to ride, IMO.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cause otherwise it's really not fair. you've got these illegal 16 and 17 yr old cuties driving around unchaperoned, smiling at you at the gas station. Are men supposed to ask for 2 forms of ID before engaging in flirtation? I say, no, and if elected there will be a 16 yr old temptress in every pot.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I was merely pointing out the irony that a law which purports to protect the young has unintended consequences. When they were both under the age of consent, they could not be prosecuted. Only their parents were at risk legally. Once he turned 18, even though they'd been having a sexual relationship for the better part of a year, he was suddenly a criminal.

oops, the last thing I need right now is more temptresses.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, maybe not the last thing but it isn't in my top ten.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

okay--tell us your top ten then!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

cause if luna isn't in yr top ten, then....

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am an upright, law-abiding citizen. In hs, I was sexually involved with a 17 yr old. When I turned 18 and she was still 17, I explained to her that, in accordance with the laws of our fair state, I would no longer be able to penetrate her. She understood and proceeded to engulf my sex organ with an alternate orifice.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: 'engulf' vs 'penetration'

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You liar.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Still illegal oops.

Have a good weekend all. Kisses.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, it never even crossed my mind that continuing to fuck her after my 18th bday could be illegal. Though I can't say it really surprises me, as there are a plethora of ridiculous laws.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

as someone who remained chaste until college, i hope you burn in hell, you rapist!

on the other hand, cheers!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd settle for a good smooching right now.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come - running

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna turn you on, turn you out

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Make you scream, make you shout - OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And I need your love, babe, that's all I'm living for

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me, have u got the look?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Boy versus girl in the World Series of love

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

rock
me
into
the
night

rockme
intothenight

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Time for me to get up on out of here kids - you've been wonderful, big smooches and I heart you all.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, revive up in this bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, darling, where have you been all week?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Right here, sugarplum. I've missed you!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sugarplum"?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's that flirting thing you were asking about, Nowell!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

See, now it's me that's all weak in the knees. Mmmmwa. I keeess you.

xpost

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

But...there's better pet names out there than "sugarplum".
xpost

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, sweetie, I'll take what I can get.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Again!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes there are.. but we'll get to those.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Like "greasy fuckslut"

xxxpost

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wearing my most fetching tie Luna, just so I'd feel special if you showed up today.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, that's a good one. I wish I could stay longer, but I can't. I think I've got, like, half a minute more.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, and this is always so fun. Oh, well.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If 'greasy fucklsut' is your term of endearment, oops, the only flirting you're likely to need will be green with serial numbers and Presidential portraits on one side.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I was kidding about that! Anyway, I gotta go.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You're looking dashing this afternoon, Michael.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Have a Happy Halloween, Nowell.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay. Later.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

And you look as ravishing as ever, Luna.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you sweet talker

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

A mere observation of fact, milady.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, have I offended or are you not feeling very chatty today after all?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no I'm here - you just take my breath away.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! You exagerate so beautifully. Have you any nefarious plans for All Hallows E'en then, my lovely, sassy one?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I must say that you have the most exquisite, heavenly orbs dangling from your chest. Instruments could be calibrated due from them due to their perfection. Furthermore, your warm secret is safe with me, love.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I do, but a girl's got to have some secrets. *wink*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck you oops.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet, in your silver tongued way, ma belle, you have contrived to answer us both and well.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the server must've ate the "i want to" that preceded your visible post.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I left nothing out, oops.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Well well well, look what we got here. Gents trying to get with Luna. Yeah, sorry, but I've gotta put a stop to that.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I ain't trying to get with her. She's all yours.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and if it isn't our beautiful, fellow cat lover, Je4nne. I'd kiss you too darling but don't feel like getting scratched right before my Friday fun begins.

oops, you do seem cross today.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If anyone could you could, I'm sure. (2xxxpost - it's triple X for a reason.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, bellissima, I hope you won't think me the worst kind of cad, but I must run. I have to meet some people and run to the theater. I'm sure I leave you in excellent hands here with Ms. Fury. Ladies, *doffs hat*, I bid you bonne soirée et bon weekend. Enjoy your Halloweens.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

*smooches*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

*Rebounded smooches*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

checks that Michael is out of earshot

Come here often, Luna?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoulda known a classy gal like you wouldn't fall for a cheesy line like that. My respects.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time try "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice shoes, oops. Wanna fuck?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a headache.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

See! That doesn't work either!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

say fella, is that anyway ta flirt? Why I oughta....

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Teach me how? How kind of you! Let's start right away.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh sundar you sweet thing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I was eager when I saw you here, can you blame me? Didn't mean to get so carried away at first.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(OK I'm off now, sorry for killing the thread and potentially bugging anyone, it just started out as total friendly goofiness.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

we love you.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, now I actually read all the hidden posts.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you are 3lit3

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

Life is so much glitter!!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Mandee!

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a pussy clad world(!)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG GRRL U LOOK SO HAWT 2NITE

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

waterfalls of pussy

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i like it when it goes snap, crackle and pop

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ladies! Beautiful ladies! Where are you all?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee was here but I think they scared her away...

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just quoting her. See upthread.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't blame her. Boorish, churlish swine! Hmmm. That smells nice, Orbit. C'est quoi comme parfum?

xposte

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

C'est Eau de foie gras! have some, my continental charmer?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if you give me some little toasts, my eccentric coquette and a nice glass of Sauternes.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mais oui! The textures of love. Krwor!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it. You: Rub foie gras on your décolleté. Me: Rub Sauternes on my neck and face. Us: Make out like hormonally carbonated adolescents, but, with sophiticated palate. Any suggestions for flavor combinations?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

We can pass salmon roe back and forth with our tongues...

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Between courses, we'll have to wipe ginger around liberally.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It just occurred to me that Maryanne's going to be very jealous.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

She can wipe ginger on me.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Senseless flirting, I will say, yes, Jeremy...
...And for desert, my sweet?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

who wants a TMI moment?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

TMI?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Pass the Moet and Chandon and put on some Spacemen3, darlings, he's spoiled the mood.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry about it. I don't know what TMI is either.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Too Much Information?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

too. much. information. I shared it on another thread. for here ... I'm just gonna slip into an iridecent sequince thong and fritter away the hours.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaron, Jeremy, champagne?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

yes... and some apricot brandy body-shots!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll have to adress your second request to someone less, alas, strictly hetero. Won't it stain your sequined thong?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What the heck are body-shots?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=body%20shots&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&tab=wi

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This looks like something assholes like to do.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

it is. I'm not a very good flirt. Nor have I ever done a body shot.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If this is how the young get drunk while avoiding real liquor and nuzzle each other without being forthright about it, I'll stick to my hoary old fashioned ways. That is, I'll drink old fashioneds and visit whores.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's fly to Paris instead.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Oui, ma belle!!! Actually, IRL, I'm going on the 19th for a week.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh do send a post-card!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Passe-moi ton addresse.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 6 November 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ILe, you're looking HOTT today.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Right back at ya, babe.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't think my ass looks big in these pants?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

So, who's gonna GET LAID TO-NIGHT? OWWWWWWWWWWWW!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

not me.

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Not me, neither - but I thought I MIGHT ASK JUST IN CASE

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Not I.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, everybody!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Howdy.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, Doctor Nick!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm making smothered chicken, and obviously it reminded me of ILE, and this seemed like the best thread to mention it. Even as we speak, I'm flirting with the ILX massive by simmering thighs in rich, creamy gravy.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, did you go to North Nollywood Upstairs Medical School too?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate you, Tep. (Gimme.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot tell if Nollywood was a typo. I hope it wasn't.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

'Twas a mere typo, alas.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Well then we didn't attend the same school after all. :(

― oops (Oops), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I read that as 'who's gonna get plaid tonight?'

I need HELP.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even have any plaid. :'(

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I reserve the right to get plowed.

Luna, my beauty, here's hoping your life resembles less and less a Meg Ryan movie, especially the dance in 'Restoration'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we supposed to be flirting with specific people?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Haben Sie ein wundervolles Wochenende. Ciao! *baci*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You have a good one, too. xx

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I've started crushing a bit on someone specific around here in the last week.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Chris, don't be shy, I crush you, too.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Two hours.

Go.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey baby, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what is your occupation.

― John (jdahlem), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Come here often?, etc.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle @ john

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(that was not flirting)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(or was it)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(a girl can dream)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Who does a guy have to fuck to get a drink around here?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

me.

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew that oops would show up.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I want to take you home. I want to give you children. You might be my girlfriend, yeah.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

all of your arses are luscious

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Saucy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

allow me to freak you

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But Kenan I want to fuck you. I'd feel like I was getting the drink for free.
hi adam! you're neat! you have nice hair.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

not today, my friend! Not today!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I washed (and conditioned, OF COURSE) right before I went to bed last night and I woke up with stupid cockatoo hair. And I just said screw it and left it like that all day.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It's hella soft, though.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Seattle.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you a meat burgler, for it appears as though somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

can I touch your hair, adam? I like soft things. Hard things are okay, but they're not soft. They're hard. So I don't like them as much as soft things. Which I like a lot.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel so...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Well? Go on...

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

brand new? very? excited? ready to be spanked by E.?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"E"? Surely you mean that to stand for Emily?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What should I do tonight?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Get freaked.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm doing that right now.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Must not be very good.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, more practice is required clearly.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no response to that.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I am pretty sure at this point that I could have sex and post to ILX about it at the same time.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So many awful jokes running through my head I can't pick just one.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hi guys im getting laid

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 27 November 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

right now?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 27 November 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, im not.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Saturday, 27 November 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I was imagining a not-high-quality fuck, if you were posting while it was happening.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 November 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You people are all bizarre. Having sex and posting to the board at the same time = HOT.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 27 November 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially if you're posting to the spanking thread!

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 27 November 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I hit it from the back when I get that sex
so she can post her moans on the ilx
bitch to the mod or exclesior hilarity
but this fuck must be recorded for posterity

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/john_mayer.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 27 November 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

your roxy is a wonderland

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 27 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

hi guys!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, hotstuff.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

PUT THE TIT
IN MY MOUTH

http://www.limpsite.com/pics/fred/12.jpg

MA MA

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

not my tits, dear

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Then whose?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

whose tits?

or whose mouth?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the "mouths my bosom will never be near" is a rather long one.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can someone describe Miccio's photo, cause it deosn't load for me? Or should we even bother and continue talking about your bosom, my sweet?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Rosemary rules.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant to include the word "list" in my last post.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Looking at the guy behind Durst, I don't think a tit's gonna be as forthcoming as....something else.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael darling, in the case of the photo, ignorance truly is bliss.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm nothing if not blissful, darling. As Lady Bracknell said, "Ignorance is like a delicate
exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

is anyone from the UK still at work? i seem to be the last one here!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

GUESS NOT :\

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll flirt with you Ken, but I'm, alas, not British.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

god i totally was the last british ilxor working as well (i mean unless there are others who were so busy working they couldn't post to ilx at all)

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 1 January 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I got Ouzo for two-zo.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a very Disco Stu like line, nabisco.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

hello

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 8 January 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'm supposed to be brushing up on the company stylebook, in preparation for future copy-editing assignments, but IT'S FRIDAY, and all I can think about is going to see my friend Eric's CD release show tonight and then going to a birthday party afterwards.

FRITTER AND FLIRT.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got a ton of stuff to do and all I want is to take a nap and play video games. However, I know that eventually work will end, I'll perk up, roast a chicken, go to rehearsal, and then go see THE FAKE FICTIONS and perhaps flirt with them.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

mmmmmmm i'm bored

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Waterfalls of pussy! *drowns*

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like you're having a good day, Ian.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't it a little early in the UK to be flirting away the last hour of a Friday? *looks at watch*

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it depends when you're due to go home!

(it's my lunch hour at the moment, but I'm not expecting this afternoon to be very busy. I can tell noone else here does much work on a Friday afternoon, because none of the IT stuff ever gets broken then)

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

TSD, do I know you as well? You're not Mr Dahlin, are you?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. No.

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what a depressing friday. to cash machine this morning to draw from this month's pay wot i've been paid today. card expired yesterday. no new card forthcoming. rang bank. sent it to oxford address i vacated nearly four years ago. two minutes of AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! have to go into nearest branch this afternoon and get address changed in person. hopefully will be able to draw money out with plentiful IDs. if not, things will be tricky as beginning of month = rent time/council tax time/everything bastard else time.

consequently, could do with some flirting.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

mr dahlin? do you know mr dahlin?
(and no, he's not)
i'm kinda cheatin.... i have no last hour as i have fridays off. but surely an entire day of friday flirtin is ok? i was too lazy to find that thread

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My, what a nice blouse.

Do you always wear . . . blouses?

Or do you sometimes wear . . . shirts?

I wish I was good at flirting.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, is Mr Dahlin still the same person that it was two years ago?

(i'm only asking because, as I said on the archaeology thread, i jsut found a photo of you with a cute boy from two years ago)

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not wearing a blouse. I'm wearing a NASA T-shirt (no EE, thanks) because it's out of uniform day at work today.

― MIS Information (kate), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It was out of uniform today at work as well, but Glasto has thrown my internal clock, so I ironed a shirt and got my cuffs out.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

my worst (unintentional) pick up lines:
"has anyone ever told you you look like a renaissance painting?" he did!
"do you like frank sinatra? because he's playing in my bedroom. now."
"do you always come on the dance floor double fisted?" (he had a drink in each hand...)
even worse, i actually bragged about that last one to my future man, on the very night we first met.
hopeless
photo? me?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

God I use pickup lines like "Hi, I like they might be giants! Hey, where are you going??" and "bite my shiny metal ass... hahahaha oh. You dont like Futurama." Erm yes. I do well =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The one I have never been allowed to forget (even though it was nearly eight bastard years ago and was in a spirit of general drunk enquirey): "Are those Evisu jeans?"

[worked though]

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

My last attempted pickup line: "Do you chew?"

(I was proffering a pack of chewing gum, before anyone thinks that's something dirty.)

― MIS Information (kate), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

what are readers' feelings on the general efficacy of using "don't try it" as a pickup line?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it's sometimes discouraging

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, well, don't try it?

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

photo? me?

Yes, you!

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll probably reserve it for my entry line if i ever get on big brother.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

who are you? i'm scared

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to go to Sinister picnics.

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oooh...hmmm...
and the guessing games begin...
yeah, it would probably be the same mr. blond, blue-eyed?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup. His name starts with R, right?

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm hmmmm
he's dreamy
and crazy (obviously, he's still with me)
i think i solved the mystery. duh.

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's an uneventful morning for me so far, Markelby -- but I've already got my shirt off in anticipation!

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wow!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

'My last attempted pickup line: "Do you chew?"'

I recall you trying that line on me on Sunday.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

'My last attempted pickup line: "Do you chew?"'

I recall you trying that line on me on Sunday and Suzy for that matter.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You know you want it, Mandee, you know it! *giggles and runs off*

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What have I missed out on by refusing chewing gum from kate?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

'My last attempted pickup line: "Do you chew?"'

Yeh, you tried that on me as well. I thought you were just being innocent, since we'd both just eaten a curry, but apparently you had sinister motives.

WHy didn't anyone tell me? *wink*

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hott chewing action. Er, xpost.

So, hi there people. Where's the flirting at?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah like Kate's been really subtle in her efforts to pull you, Johnney :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

*wink* xpost

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

is johnney a DDB?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

DDB?

I thought she was just having a laugh! Oh for goodness sake . . .

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, it is a normal question that I ask normal people under most circumstances.

But there was a DDB at the Rodgers Sisters show on Wednesday night who kept following me around and staring at me from out of the corner of his eye, and every time I would move to go somewhere else, he would be standing behind me. So finally, I decided to make the first move and offer him a stick of gum.

He ran away.

And then this random bloke asked me to be in his band so I lost interest anyway.

― MIS Information (kate), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

So where's the flirting peeps? I need a flirt - I tried flirting with the "Take Me" girl downstairs the other day and failed miserably.

Is that a DDB in my pocket or do I just have a massive cock?

(and ddb - wtf? I tried googling but just got a marketing company. I don't mind being insulted, but I'd rather understand it.)

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

not much flirting going on round here is there? it's more like a starbucks conference on flirting rather than the thing itself.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(DDB = Dirty Dronerock Boy. That should be in the glossary or something.)

― MIS Information (kate), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The one I have never been allowed to forget (even though it was nearly eight bastard years ago and was in a spirit of general drunk enquirey): "Are those Evisu jeans?"

[worked though]

Hahaha, classic Anna!

Side note: Marcello - It's been so busy since I got back from Glasto, but I'll respond on Monday! :-)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fantastic! I'm about as far away from DIrty Dronerock Boy as it#s possible to get!

I hope that doesn't ruin my chances with any IndieChiXors

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(I have actually long since given up DDBs as a waste of time. Sigh.)

((This is probably fortunate as the only boys I ever meet any more are bankers and DBB (dirty banker boy) doesn't quite have the same ring. Especially as bankers tend to be a bit... clean.))

― MIS Information (kate), Friday, 1 July 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It's been so busy since I got back from Glasto

change it's to i've & busy to knackered & that's me.

not much flirting going on here?!?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey boys.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey girl.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey superstar DJs.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HERE WE GO!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Who has an earlobe I can nibble on? I'm feeling frisky.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a few

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Earlobes! Get yer earlobes here! Nice and fresh! Get them while they're hot!

― Freshly Prepared Earlobe Seller (ForestPines), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Bonjour!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

a few? uuurgh!

i have 2.

they're both peeling from sunburn though.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh. . . . that's not my earlobe you're nibbling on.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Bonjour, jolie demoiselle en uniforme.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Comment allez-vous, monsieur?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Je vais remaquablement bien, mademoiselle, et je vous prie de me tutoyer.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

TUTOR HIM GOOD, YO

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Mais bien sur!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Tes yeux me parraissent particulièrement lumineux aujourd’hui.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooh, méchante. Je n'ais pas des earlobes; je suis criminelle.

l'xposte

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Tes lobes sont délicieux
Mon zob se sent vicieux

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the thread for senselessly frenching away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Frenching = baiser avec hoola-hoola entre les langues?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Qu'est-ce que c'est, ce hoola-hoola?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Vous connais...hoola-hoola. C'est magnifique innit.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

C'est magnifique innit.

This needs to be carved in stone somewhere.

Also note, Liz, that while baiser once meant to kiss, it now means to screw.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

My, how rude. So what's kissing called now then?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Frenching = baiser avec hoola-hoola entre les langues?

luxueux cela!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

les rues ne sont pas prevues pour supporter un tel flot de voitures

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

To kiss = embrasser

To french kiss = rouler une pelle/un patin

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

C'est la drogue qui le fait.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm so sleepy and it's only 10:30! arggh

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

les rues ne sont pas prevues pour supporter un tel flot de voitures, a mon avis, c'est la drogue qui le fait

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Voitures!? La came!? De quoi parlez vous?

Sam, kisses!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Je me vende pour quatre chameaux.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ou peut-être quinze singes.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Attends! Je vais en chercher. Je reviens tout de suite.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Tu cherches des chameaux ou des singes?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

::surveys thread::

Quel le fuck?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Qu'est-ce que tu préfères?

xposte

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Maintenant, je préfère un hérisson.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

COMMA TALLEY VOO?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Bon, ça y est, un hérisson pour la dame. T'es pas un peu farfelue, ma chère?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Merci, c'était trés bien fait. Malheureusement il faut que j'aille au pub maintenant. À la prochaine!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FRENCH DRESSING!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Amuse-toi bien, Mädchen, et bois une pinte pour moi.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, but french UNdressing, whah whah whah! (xpost)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

FRITES DE LIBERTE!!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Um . . . un baguette est les Cantona ala Jacques Brel.

Wee?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

le sange est dans l'arbre.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Sac Magique.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Est-ce je peux aller aux toilettes?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolument. N'oublie pas de te laver les mains avant de revenir.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

si embrasser est kissing, et baiser est screwing, qu'est-ce que c'est le mot pour hugging? embrasser (c'est ce que j'ai pense) pour tous les deux? ou y-a-t'il un autre mot?

(c'est possible que mon francais est horrible, maintenant)

― juliaaa, Friday, 1 July 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Boff!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Faire un calin or s'étreindre. Strictly speaking it's s'étreindre but lots of French people seem to say snuggle/cuddle instead because it's used more between parents and children than between adults who kiss each other or shake hands.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I wondered where the sense was in frittering away a Friday afternoon when we could flirt it away instead. And then I realised - my god! - we have not flirted since 1st July 2005. ILX, this is truly atrocious.

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

For this you deserve punishment.

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a clue how to flirt. :-(

I do know how to fritter, though.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I miss Jeanne Fury. :(

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I thought I saw her here recently. . .

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, a student has just jumped out of a 5th floor window on campus. That sure puts a dampener on my desire to flirt :(

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

For now, yes. But in a month, it'll be all like, "Say baby, didn't I see you at the big suicide a few weeks ago?"

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Damn, that's horrible. :( Are they okay?

Kenan, shut up.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

It's weird to see Liz's name on this thread on 7/1/05. :(

― jaymc, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Still alive last I heard. Exam time, innit. Unfortunately our regular Friday drinking sesh was interrupted by a senior personage who didn't know we have a Friday drinking sesh, bringing the news. Sorry, shouldn't have turned a fun thread all dark. Ignore me and get to flirting, ilxors!

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I think this thread should be dark maybe. . .

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I hereby declare that posts after the snail shall not be dark!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I meant dark as in maybe let's just turn the lights out on it and let it be.

(nice snail though)

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

let's just turn the lights out on it and let it be.

sorry but people are attempting suicide every hour of everyday. i'm not gonna stop living my life because someone sad and pathetic did something crazy and stupid.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm talking about Liz's posts from a couple of years ago.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

(nice snail though)

best flirt ever!

― CharlieNo4, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I don't think we should avoid posting on any thread that Liz participated in, it was just poignant to see her posts here less than a week before she died.

― jaymc, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, this thread has gone right to hell. New flirting thread?

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

there's this one: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=41088

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

But maybe a new one is a better idea.

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah the other one ends with morbs suggesting a hatefuck. We're going nowhere fun with these threads.

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53772#unread

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

My that is one fantastic snail.

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

He's self-lubricating.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

fryday thank thee merry gentleman for coming
but now i implore thee to finish

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)

oh wait what wrong thread

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)

If you're thanking them for coming it sounds like they're already finished (WINK)

― Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:42 (eight years ago)

~_-

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:56 (eight years ago)

great revive

― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:58 (eight years ago)

i know no one wants to know how the sausage is made but that one was a shower thought

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:01 (eight years ago)

Made a sausage shower what now?

― Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

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