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Today I was working from home. Predictably some might say this has involved me actually doing not a stroke of constructive work, for which I am getting paid. (I do feel quite bad about this, more for christ-where's-my-willpower-gone reasons than guilt reasons).

Is my case typical i.e. is working from home a skiver's charter? Or is the ideal a reality for some lucky and conscientious souls?

(PS The upshot of this is that no way must I spend all my time on ILE tomorrow so feel free to shout at me if I do.)

Tom, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

possible reason feeling blue, tom? i worked at home for 2 months straight last year and came close to going bonkers. try picking up yr laptop and hoofing it to the park?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i do less work at "work" these days: currently i am blaming the taliban

mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i blame the taliban for my inability to get past level 9 in nes tetris.

working at home = dud for me. 6 mos. of freelancing for aol and i was ready to comit hara kiri with a letter opener.

jess, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i write essays from home and do alot of my prep work from home . Teachers and Students do about half there work from home.

anthony, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ti ti tiki wikki! Whats it all mean Tom? destroy your desire

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Regardless of where I am, I get nothing done. At least, at home, I get stuff done that's important to me. And I avoid carcinogenic inhalants.

David Raposa, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I tend to postpone work when I am home. Because I would get a slap on the wrists if work wasn't done, I have to do it late at night.

Helen Fordsdale, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'd like to be able to work from home...I used to say "maybe I could take some books home and catalogue them there...or e-mail the inter- library loan requests from the comfort of my room"...but, hmmmmmm, my job was never deemed important enough to be able to direct operations from my base.

james, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I worked from home two days a week for 12 months in my last job (until there was a change of management and such privileges were taken away). The dial-up connection was never fast enough to allow effective multi-tasking, so the Oracle, VMS, Outlook Express and MS Word sessions had to yield to the Web. Unfortunate, but there you go. I enjoyed the 4-hour 'lunch-breaks' most of all.

Always got stuff done though - often at 9pm on the Sunday night when server traffic was quiet and my conscience was playing up.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I tend to get a lot of dusting done. I've got a Ken Dodd 'tickling stick' now, so every cloud has a silver lining. Insect eradication can be quite time consuming too, and the cistern's got a troublesome leak that I'm going to have to try and sort out sooner or later. As a first step I have turned the water off at the stop-cock, just to make sure. Step 2 is a mystery. I might ponder it at lunchtime. I think I'll need to get some kind of watertight sealant, and I'm buggered if I'm going to waste a weekend doing that.

Peter Miller, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Working from home brings the worst insticts to the surface. That is, that housewife lurking in the subconscious region of any woman's mind after years of hearing 'tidy your room, you are worse than a bloke'. I always end up flicking through some dusty copy of Delia's, popping to Sainsbury's to purchase the ingredients and when the cooking is over, I decide it is better to get along to the office for a cup of coffee and a chat because that is really sad and we are in the 21st century and I should be more like Sarah Jessica and her mates

Laetitia, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my brother got so mental when he was working at home (he's a web designer) that he made this website up about working from home! http://www.egrindstone.co.uk/ whenever i take a day off my real job to get stuff done at home (or work on my other stuff) i get nothing done. Apparently Magritte used to get up every morning and walk around the block as if he was leaving home and arriving at work, and he would do the same thing around teatime as if going home. Still he was rubbish at faces so what would he

ian scanlon, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seven years pass...

working from home: classic
working from home when your flatmate has been made redundant and is mooching around the flat with his annoying boyfriend all day: DUD DUD DUD oh god just go awayyyyyyyyy

lex pretend, Friday, 8 May 2009 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I twisted my knee playing football last night (that's why I'd stopped playing!), and couldn't walk properly today as a result, so I emailed in sick to work, and told them I had various things I'd do online and that I'd be available via email and my work mobile. As result I've actually been marked down as "home working" today rather than on sick leave.

This is the first time I've done this (although I do, if off sick or on leave, generally check work emails reasonably regularly - especially when I was off after my hernia operation for instance), and it's been surprisingly productive; I've organised as many if not more things as I would have done had I been in the office, sent a gazillion emails chasing various things, edited a load of copy, drafted some new web pages, AND had a nap and stroked the cats. And all while wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt that are full of holes and not fit to be seen in public.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 30 July 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

i'm working from home today and it is fucking amazing.

-shouting abuse at co-workers who can't hear you in response to their emails
-singing along to records
-cooking your own lunch
-not bothering to pretend to work if there's a lull or you're done by 1600
-no commute obviously

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 February 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

I have been working from home for almost four years. I can only see advantages. If you're office based and you have Skype, Webex and so forth I really don't see any reason *not* to. The people who still insist on buying or renting huge energy consuming, Earth destroying office space (space which could be used so much more constructively, be it for housing, parkland or given back to nature) are truly behind the curve.

What I'm interested in -- and I'm interested to know if there has been research in these areas:

(a) Has anyone done serious calculations of how much energy we could save (inter)nationally if everyone who *could* work from home did so and secondly,

(b) from a sociological point of view, the focus has been on the negative ("you can't get to know/work properly with people who don't see and physically interract with, ergo groups of home working people are doomed to failure") but shouldn't we also consider the flipside, that home working allows for people to be judged on their true merits, rather than the ad hominem nasty stuff that comes to the fore when people have to share a space?

Grandpont Genie, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

Heh, my wife just started doing this full-time and has liked it so far.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, a couple people at my office must have asked about the possibility because the partners sent out this really passive-aggressive email at the start of the year about how it will never be a possibility here because, basically, "it is impossible to believe that anyone could work productively out of their home". It was just laughably obnoxious and reductive about any possible benefits. (Of course, several months later one of the partners' favorites moved to Texas with her husband and was suddenly approved to work "remotely")

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

I don't ever want to do it

with my immunocompromised status and the virus terror, I may have to

BUT

the plantation I contract for, at a pitiful wage, uses a "VPN" that requires use of your

PHONE

which I do not have and do not want

fuck apps, fuck texts

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 March 2020 04:51 (four years ago) link

is that app PingID?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 March 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link

no

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 March 2020 04:56 (four years ago) link

Full time wfh since Oct 2012. Best thing ever. Makes work not suck. Def still look forward to the weekends but I no longer dread Monday. Limits my "advancement" options but I don't care; if I could maintain current position now thru retirement I'd be thrilled.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 March 2020 05:03 (four years ago) link

makes personal traveling mid-week possible. it's harder now that I changed roles, but when I was working in implementations, all they cared about is that I worked, not where I worked from, so sometimes I'd head out of town mid week and bring my laptop.

did manage to go to Vegas midweek last year because i had no classes that week

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 March 2020 05:04 (four years ago) link

I’m starting to wonder whether spending £4500 a year on train tickets so I can commute to London, sit in an office and have web conferences with my colleagues and customers around the world is the most productive use of my time and money. The big problem with working from home ime is that it is much harder to put a cap on the day. I’m more likely to agree to 7pm meetings or answer emails at 10pm than I am if I have physically left my place of work.

ShariVari, Thursday, 12 March 2020 07:06 (four years ago) link

Full time WFH since May 2015. It is definitely harder to put a cap on the day, though I don't really have meetings or emails to answer (I'm a web dev)

Its the job content itself as much as the WFH but I've changed around my perspective to not see work in terms of hours or blocks of time like this, but blocks of stuff that I need to have built by the end of the week or month. This means the delineation between own time and work time is more entwined. Mentally I'm kind of always at work but also never at work, I don't know if its better or not but I don't miss my 90 minute each way commute!

cherry blossom, Thursday, 12 March 2020 07:23 (four years ago) link

I feel a lot of the risk could have been mitigated if more organisations were better at actually allowing people to work staggered or different hours - fewer people on public transport at peak times, less crowding on train/tube platforms (can’t count the number of times I’ve been in a crush of a few hundred people waiting to get on a tube train) and management doesn’t have to pretend it cares about having a coherent wfh policy. My parents have never worked more than ten minutes from where they live and I envy them.

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 07:56 (four years ago) link

I feel a lot of the risk could have been mitigated if more organisations were better at actually allowing people to work staggered or different hours - fewer people on public transport at peak times, less crowding on train/tube platforms (can’t count the number of times I’ve been in a crush of a few hundred people waiting to get on a tube train) and management doesn’t have to pretend it cares about having a coherent wfh policy. My parents have never worked more than ten minutes from where they live and I envy them.

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 07:56 (four years ago) link

WFH today. Probably one of many. Technically I am a 'remote worker' anyway, having been made one about a year ago, but I still come into the office as it's about 10 mins cycle away. Frankly I've nowhere to work at home - I have a small desk in my room that's uncomfortable to sit at, and my sofa and kitchen table are no better.

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Thursday, 12 March 2020 09:58 (four years ago) link

been asked to supply emergency contact info at work in case of

lol

"adverse weather closing the office"

politics is the art of what cannot be said etc

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:10 (four years ago) link

The big problem with working from home ime is that it is much harder to put a cap on the day. I’m more likely to agree to 7pm meetings or answer emails at 10pm than I am if I have physically left my place of work.

We have a pretty flexible working culture with a lot of working from home and honestly it's great, but it only works if you're prepared to treat people like grown-ups. TBH I'd retain the same boundaries as you do in the office. I don't especially mind working a bit later if I'm not going to be commuting home, but if you do have a 7pm meeting what's to stop you taking a longer lunch break or similar. As long as you get the work done when you're supposed to, who cares?

International meetings make things harder, but one way psychologically to put a cap on the day is just to make a clean break by immediately doing something that absolutely says to yourself I Am Not At Work Any More. Cooking, opening a beer, playing a video game, whatever. If you just start tapering off it becomes very easy to get dragged back into it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:01 (four years ago) link

I'm a freelancer, about 80% of my work is on-site at various places, just had my first conversation this morning about an office shutdown, guessing that most everywhere else will follow, shit is going to get tight.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:07 (four years ago) link

no wonder u ppl are on ilx all fucking day

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link

Been WFH since 2017. Love it. Possibly starting a 9-5 office job on Monday, though, and not sure how I feel about that (besides “thanks for the money”)...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link

The lifeblood of ILX the entire internet is bored office workers, moreso without the office.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 11:32 (four years ago) link

its a turning point in history

mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

in a bad way

mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

let's run all the megapolls we've been fantasising about

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

i hope office buildings empty out like suburban malls and are repurposed into affordable housing.

Yerac, Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link

Does anyone do this with kids in the house? Seems kind of impossible without turning child into tv zombie

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

Looks like this will be me from next week, or even maybe tomorrow. My plan is to move to the conservatory and stock up on educational software / film downloads for them.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link

I cannot work with kids disturbing me, this is going to be hard.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link

turn child into book and board game zombie imo

my carrom board is finally gonna get some use, v excited to get good

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link

i hope office buildings empty out like suburban malls and are repurposed into affordable housing.

― Yerac, Thursday, 12 March 2020 12:56 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:07 (four years ago) link

I wish I could find that faux-pamphlet from a few years back about an office building gradually turning into an overgrown post-apocalyptic ecosystem

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

I've worked from home for almost 19 years. I expect it to all come crashing down around my ears any day now.

Miami weisse (WmC), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link

i don't maintain much of a social circle outside of work (mostly just my wife, my parents, and my cat) so I do think I benefit from the social aspects of coming into an office every day and interacting with people. i'm lucky in my position that I typically don't HAVE to do much interacting in any given day if I don't feel like it, but if I do then there are always people around who want to shoot the shit.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link

Does anyone do this with kids in the house? Seems kind of impossible without turning child into tv zombie

i do but there's always another carer around. she (child not carer) occasionally comes up to spin around on my chair but generally respects the sanctity of the office space.

Paperbag raita (ledge), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link

that sanctity in full:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxqy9SJ-0I

mark s, Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link

Spare a thought for us poor sods who can't work from home, we're dead.

God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

My first day of working at home. Not without its downsides, but I did watch an episode of Kojak during my lunch hour, and so without coronavirus I would possibly never known about this meeting of the titans

https://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1346970079_6.jpg

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

I'm less likely to brush my teeth on time WFH

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

I thought you’d been running this drill for years?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

I had no use for it but bring it on!

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

xpost I have. but bad habits never change.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link

the only real prob i had working from home was a) animals, who would bark in the background during meetings/training, or b) roommates. right now, "b" isn't a prob cos he's never home and even when he is, he's quiet.

my brother used to walk in the door and intentionally try to get me to laugh while I was in a meeting by yelling non-sequiturs (a man in his mid-30s, going on 12). one day he came out the bathroom singing Billy Joel at the top of his lungs, forgetting I was working, so all of my colleagues were treated to that.

animals, otoh, usually the people on the phone go "aww how cute, what breed are they?"

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 04:02 (four years ago) link

One blessing of my job is that I have not been expected to read and respond to emails outside of work hours. Based on the rules for our WFH, my management seems to be respecting this.

Recommendation of uncertain usefulness to other ILXors, based on my previous WFH experiences: Get dressed, including putting on a bra. (In my specific case, bralessness soon becomes uncomfortable, sweaty, and otherwise not conducive to work.)

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link

I draw the line at pants (US definition) tho

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

got access

the daily requirement to reoort back on the detail of my work have made me rather kindly disposed to coming in

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

one of the first days I worked from home in 2012, I was given a new laptop, and we headed into a web meeting (Skype, Sametime, WebEx, I can't even remember rn). then, like now, I just woke up and turned on my computer in my current state of dress, so I had underwear and pants on, but no shirt. so I log into the meeting, and the webcam comes on by default, and for two seconds, I see myself on camera, face to just slightly below the shoulders. then I realized this was sharing and my project manager said "uhh I can see you", so I ducked below the desk, put a shirt on, and disabled the webcam for-eva

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

Daily seven-way meeting this morning. Everyone hears a voice: "How much is the toilet roll?" Everyone denies it was them (or a TV they're surreptitiously watching). Everyone then mutes their microphone.

Paperbag raita (ledge), Thursday, 19 March 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link

access revoked.

they didnt realise so many people would actually use it

thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 10:29 (four years ago) link

guys I wish i was making any of it up, i really do

thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link

It's why I like WebEx because if you dial in through the computer it says who is speaking and there is no denial!

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link

Xxpost

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link

That's fucked, deems, I'm sorry. FWIW, feel like we might not have made it a week into WFH if we hadn't had a confirmed Cov Case in our actual office. MF-ers gonna need a winch to haul me back into that plague den at this point.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link

I've adjusted surprisingly quickly to working on one tiny laptop screen as opposed to the two big monitors I'm used to. Just involves constant shifting and sliding of all the programs I have open at a given moment. I was relying on this being my busiest time of year to keep me occupied and focused but, ehh, I'm noticing a marked decline in the amount of work product coming in.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link

All other pros and cons aside, the ability to chair dance and deliver emotive + passionate lip sync performances while listening to music is perhaps the greatest WFH perk of them all.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 March 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link

One uncomplicatedly good thing my work did - let everyone take home their work monitors.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 March 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link

oh dear, dmac

11am, day 2, wfh: announced "dootly-doo" to nobody at all, as there is nobody else here except the cat
1pm, day 2, wfh: singing nonsense songs at the cat, who is maowing back (she started it, miss)

Fear I may be turning into the boss from A thread for Steve n.'s list of songs that his boss sings

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 19 March 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link

The big boss did say we could take monitors and even a chair but I was walking 1.5 miles home so that was not entirely feasible. the chair was tempting as my back is going to be fairly knackered if I sit in this sofa, or even at the dining table in one of our dining chairs, hunched over this laptop for months

(I am sure there are people here who could carry a large Dell monitor and an office chair 1.5 miles through once-busy streets and a v muddy field, as well as my rucksack and carrier bag full of random stuff I found in my desk drawer that I thought I might need, or at least be embarrassed at still being in my desk drawer if I died - not even work paperwork, mostly chocolate and hoarded sachets and pots of instant pasta/noodle/couscous snacks)

the o/h has still been in work so far but he gets to wfh from tomorrow/Mon so then we'll be fighting over the one good chair and the big monitor

actually I don't want the big monitor, it is massive and was bought for gaming and I tried to do some work on it yesterday and it felt like I was squinting at some Excel cells in one small corner of the screen while who knows what was going on in the other 90% of the screen

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 19 March 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

supplementing my laptop with a good wireless mouse and keyboard has made getting actual work done much easier. logitech mx keys and mx master 3 mouse, official endorsement

adam, Thursday, 19 March 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

I've adjusted surprisingly quickly to working on one tiny laptop screen as opposed to the two big monitors I'm used to. Just involves constant shifting and sliding of all the programs I have open at a given moment. I was relying on this being my busiest time of year to keep me occupied and focused but, ehh, I'm noticing a marked decline in the amount of work product coming in.

The shifting and sliding was driving me crazy, mainly because of slight but noticeable screen redraw drag and lag, so I spent some time yesterday rather ruthlessly organizing what was on the screen and where, learning how to use more control keys and such to change focus instead of the mouse and learning how to use Mission Control.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

Acrobat version finally downloaded

received no work assignments yet this morning

absence of annoying coworkers is best thing so far

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

Yes. As opposed to trying to work with a frat rager taking place behind me every day, the only distraction atm is my gf's WFH sitch, which is just an ongoing video conference of her preschool's teachers singing songs to the stuck-at-home kids. It's kinda soothing my otherwise frayed nerves, tbh.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

good thing about wfh is I can grouse in private after that annual review meeting.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

So far the biggest upside is that I can take breaks to practice drum rudiments on the practice pad, can't do that in the office. Quarantine is great for the chops, too bad I can't put them to use.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

Had a webex meeting at 11 and the host signed off by saying "we'll do this again in a month" so at least I have a rough idea of how long I'm expecting to be WFH. Probably gonna be longer, though; where I work (a med school in NJ) all events have been cancelled through end of May.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

moved from dining table into back room with office chair & more ergo friendly setup
dining room chair was hell to sit on for extended periods

mr veg ordered an adapter for me to link my current monitor as second bigger screen, yay

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link

I need more plugs

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

Hair plugs? Don't worry, Joe Biden will hook you up

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link

corner desk setup, herman miller chair (bcz I knew this day would come, I decided to splurge a long time ago)

I have three computer screens, one big tablet and two phones to stare at throughout my day

the problem is the phones and tablet keep running low on juice

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 March 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

So far the biggest upside is that I can take breaks to practice drum rudiments on the practice pad, can't do that in the office. Quarantine is great for the chops, too bad I can't put them to use.

lol yes i've had the buchla music easel VST open on my 2nd monitor all day ready for between-email jams

adam, Thursday, 19 March 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

i almost bought a dirty old aeron off craigslist yesterday, this repurposed dining room chair w/ $4 ikea pad isn't really working for me

adam, Thursday, 19 March 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

This old office chair is the hardest part, no matter what pillow configuration i try.

My music computer is next to my current work computer, and yesterday I did chip away at writing this long midi track (which is meant to sound kinda randomly generated or through-composed in the end), but overall I've been surprised by how much work I've been doing and how little slacking off. More than when I'm actually in the office, I'd say.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link

I spent some time yesterday rather ruthlessly organizing what was on the screen and where, learning how to use more control keys and such to change focus instead of the mouse and learning how to use Mission Control.

crucial

(for windows 10 users, check out the built-in virtual desktop feature)

j., Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

the o/h has still been in work so far but he gets to wfh from tomorrow/Mon so then we'll be fighting over the one good chair and the big monitor

hey this is now! who knew the desktop computer keyboard was so louuuud. might need to sit in separate rooms. the only other room is the bedroom and my back will disintegrate if I sit on the bed all day...

I still can't concentrate, don't know if lazy or anxious or just bored, but the same is usually true in the office except that I had less excuse to be anxious tbh. (I don't know how anyone else is getting anything done rather than constantly checking the news/twitter/ilx but apparently they are?)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 20 March 2020 10:04 (four years ago) link

i still haven't heard from the editor of my current project. no reply since wed morn when i told him i was likely to hit deadline today and asked some small questions abt style in the final version: i may actually still hit this deadline if i get off whatsapp w.my pals lol. but the last actual communication was over a week ago :(

the main reason to get this off my desk now is to get the whole thing out of my head and move on the the next project (= freelance life during plague)

i dearly hope the editor is ok tho :( :( and just busying himself with last-minute prep for living thru it all :( :( :(

mark s, Friday, 20 March 2020 10:28 (four years ago) link

just finally heard from him -- as well as this book he is wrangling a broken arm and elderly parents in geneva's version of the shutdown. glad he is ok, he's been good to work with. this project could hardly be less urgent but spending hours on end thinking abt music and technology and composition in the mid-60s is actually p soothing

mark s, Friday, 20 March 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link

And suddenly I can't access the workplace VPN (my home Wi-Fi seems to be fine). Just texted my manager to see if anyone else has reported this. I can keep working, but I won't be visible on Official Skype.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Friday, 20 March 2020 13:52 (four years ago) link

I have found I'm doing more work at home than I did at the office, as I have to demonstrate in some way to the boss that I'm not bunking off every day. Escaping into 1923 (editing) and 1933 (listening) is good too of course.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 March 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link

In line with experiences related above, I'm pretty sure this sitch is gonna lead to permanent back/neck injuries if I can't figure out an ergonomically-sound work setup. I'm getting some nasty twinges.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 March 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

Girlfriend's 1930s bureau just buckled under the weight of her office-supplied monitor (managed to fix the hinge with a hammer), so I'm ok to work small for the time being. I've been WFH 1-2 days/week for nearly three years and I do often think, particularly late afternoon, "ah, I'll deal with *that* when I'm back in the office with the big screen". Well, this is it for the foreseeable. I did plan to make the 35-mile round trip to collect peripherals today but I can't get a ride now. As long as we're not on lockdown, I can try again next week.

Michael Jones, Friday, 20 March 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

just reaching the time in a writing day when all i can think of is biscuits and crisps

i guess when i complete this particular job i can actually trying baking some biscuits, probably not gnna try making crisps tho

mark s, Friday, 20 March 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

I saw France have banned cycling, which has me baffled as surely it's the best no-contact exercise activity? Where am I going to get the chance to spread germs on a cycle ride in the countryside?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 March 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

I've been 2-3 days wfh for 3+ years and actually there is no need at all for me to go into an office beyond the odd face to face meeting so this has been great. Obviously I'd much rather it didn't happen this way, but managers love control (it's their job really).

xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 March 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link

xp Cycling was banned so that hospitals don't have to deal with the x-odd number of broken limbs/collar bones right now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

ok, that makes a little sense, though not a great deal tbh, how many cycling injuries do they see?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

I've no idea! And it does only make a little sense, I agree. Googling now I'm reading mixed reports re: the ban tbf.

"One watchword matters: "Save lives! Stay at home!'.'

The government then appeared to back up this message by retweeting the federation with the words: "We have one message for cyclists: 'stay home'. "

But when the ministry of interior was asked to confirm cycling was banned their response to Liberation newspaper was slightly different.

The ministry said it was permitted if it was "necessary for good personal balance" adding that that it is all about "reducing your trips outside to the maximum".

The interpretation of the rules by police on the ground may also not be consistent.

One French journalist reported taking his bike out to get some exercise and the police who stopped him to ask for his form accepted that it was allowed as long as he was alone.

Cycling to work is NOT forbidden however although you will need to have your "attestation" with you to show to police.

Runners on the banks of the Garonne river in Bordeaux, southwestern France, on the third day of the lockdown in France. Photo: AFP

The sports ministry's precision came after widespread criticism of the high number of people all over France taking to the streets to jog after the lockdown entered into force on Tuesday at noon.

"We are trying to protect as many as possible," the sports ministry said in their string of tweets.

"Be vigilant, do not distance yourselves too much (from your home. The idea is also to avoid anyone getting hurt to avoid overwhelming 15 (the French ambulance number) or health personnel."


https://www.thelocal.fr/20200319/france-tightens-rules-on-jogging-during-coronavirus-lockdown

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 March 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

I know we all hate cars, mostly with good reason. But if you have one, going for a scenic drive may be a relatively hygienic distraction. As long as you don't need to stop and get out for gas or meals or whatever.

Yes there is some risk of a car accident that puts you in unwelcome close contact, and stresses the health system. But with the quiet roads out there, it may be less risky than it normally is.

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 March 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

I went into work today to get my company laptop, instead of remoting to it from my home desktop. The smaller screen will be annoying probably, but I couldn't take another day of sitting in that chair, my back was going into meltdown. Now at least I should be able to try different setups.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 20 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

Carpal tunnel update: now have pins & needles in my left hand :(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

ok you can go home for the day

j., Friday, 20 March 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

:D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

Sorry about that, VG.

Came to post that I’m glad we still have clients to give my colleagues things to do, for which he gives me things to do. Was interacting today with friends who are basically the boss of their businesses but don’t have any business now and so were kind of distressed in a different way.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

will I brick my personal laptop in order to squeeze employment out of nothing? time will tell

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link

What do you mean? Saw your bad news on the other thread, that sucks

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

my employment, if it still exists (does it still exist? nobody knows!) is contingent upon my ability to do my work from home, which is in the stage of troubleshooting where it looks like I'm going to have to manually edit the windows registry to get it to work, which is risky

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link

that's abominable.

we already had lots of telework capability in place, this has really just been a stress check on our VPN + O365 cloud services to accommodate everybody teleworking at once, which it appears Cisco and Microsoft were already prepared to deliver per whatever ridiculously priced contracts we have with them. One particular network that only certain analysts have to use has been a PITA all week but aside from that our stuff all works like a charm, no fiddling required.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link

otoh you didn't get a text from your boss saying "I think you shouldn't show up to work anymore, maybe just go ahead and file for unemployment, K"

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link

at least you know and don't have to spend the whole weekend not knowin

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 05:31 (four years ago) link

I guess. I was making a bad joke about another ilxor's coworker's situation, I should probably hush. I hope you get some proper tech support or at least some respectful communication from your employer in the very near future.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 March 2020 05:37 (four years ago) link

at this point I would be surprised if there was a single person on the planet capable of fixing this, given that I've talked to almost everyone

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 06:01 (four years ago) link

Did you talk to Ed?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 21 March 2020 06:25 (four years ago) link

I really don't know who you're referring to

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 06:28 (four years ago) link

(when I said "everyone" I meant the tech support arms of every involved product/party, i.e. generally several hours of being tossed from person to department to person to department, none of whom helped, and also everything I could find on google, which was almost nothing)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 06:47 (four years ago) link

Ed is a smart ilxor that often knows the answers to things

but is it something that any of us could help with? given that i have never once been able to solve a problem on the Oh no! More boring computer problems! Oh no! thread, i doubt i could help, but maybe someone else can?

sorry to hear about it, either way. tech problems are just the fucking worst, especially given the circumstances

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

I'm self-employed and have worked from home for the past year and half, though in the past couple months, I've been moving towards possibly being part-time employee rather than contractor for one of my clients -- and it was kinda nice going into the office, taking smoke breaks with my colleague, having beers after work -- now it's back to the way it was.

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

i find it hard to focus. however, i am enjoying not being in the office with people i don't like that much.

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

don't you have a cool arts job?

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

i'm burnt out on it

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

my coworkers and i haven't ever really gotten beers after work. i loved jobs where that was the situation

treeship., Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link

ha i remember when i used to work for an art museum -- i uh, was disappointed to learn/feel like it was way too much like a corporate job except people talked about art and were more attractive.

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link

Socializing with co-workers after hours is the fucking worst. When I worked for a major label, having to awkwardly hang around with people I'd spent all day in the office with, at shows by one of our bands, was easily one of the worst aspects. Especially when the head of the label would show up; it turned going to a metal show into a performance review. "Clap louder if you want that raise!"

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

I liked going for a pint with colleagues right up to the point where I was the boss, then it got weird, now I have nobody to go for a drink with, but it's ok because the pubs are closed.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link

Ed is a smart ilxor that often knows the answers to things

Also he recently got singled out as such (by me) on another thread. Say something nice about another ILXor

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

xp -- at this point I'm just going to backup/reformat the PC and start over, in hopes that nuking the PC will fix whatever it is that is causing the problem

this is really about the worst possible time to do this, but we don't really choose these things, do we

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 21 March 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

I liked going for a pint with colleagues right up to the point where I was the boss, then it got weird,

I got lectured by a drunken staff member at Christmas about how much "power" had changed me :)
He was all apologies on the Monday - I told him I was drunk and couldn't remember what he said.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 21 March 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

I say that to my coworkers all the time

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 March 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

whenever a colleague came to me to complain about my demeanor after I got promoted i just told them they were part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor and spilled my drink on them

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

right now, only two of my teammates are even located in the same city as me. my boss lives in a different country (Canada), and his boss is in Texas.

we have to fly in to be in the same place at once to even do things like drink together.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

"I'm going to backup/reformat the PC," she said, expecting it to be easy and not to require her to take apart the entire apartment looking for a flash drive to turn into bootable media because the easy method didn't fucking work

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 22 March 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link

finally managed to get it to work; never want to look at another powershell window again; murphy's law says I have now guaranteed my job loss

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 22 March 2020 07:47 (four years ago) link

i thought i had the adapter for my work laptop here but i don't and it is dead now and we are required to ration our contact with the office. so i have given up. on my first day of working from home. i'll go in tomorrow morning and get it.

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

you can probably find a universal adapter online

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

nah i need to go in eventually anyway, i just wasn't going to waste my opportunities making a trip today

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

thought i would enjoy hanging out with my cats all day and taking it ~easy~ but my brain hates this, like it's constantly being pulled in two directions. an unholy thing has been let in my apartment.

that's all i'll complain about it though, anything is worth getting my commute time back

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 23 March 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

whenever a colleague came to me to complain about my demeanor after I got promoted i just told them they were part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor and spilled my drink on them

I missed this, but lol.

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Monday, 23 March 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link

today was so dead i watched Desus & Mero clips all morning

kinda loving this whole WFH gig

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 00:33 (four years ago) link

ha

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link

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A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link

truthfully though i thought i would hate working from home. but it is pretty good so far. even when it’s busy, just having a quiet space makes it easier to handle stress etc. i may go insane if this lasts months or just collapse from carpal tunnel paralysis but otherwise i dig it

i am kinda naturally not-social/chatty though so this kinda suits my personality

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

Once I got into the office it wasn't that bad. But boy did I hate having to "get ready" for work in the morning and then commuting. Every fucking weekday. Rain or shine, cold or heat. That was the worst part of school for me too. Just not a morning person. Was thrilled with myself one semester in college for structuring my class sched to start after 10am.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link

I had a two hour WebEx call this morning (9-11), and another one at 1 PM that was supposed to be an hour but we managed to resolve all the issues in half that time, thank fuck.

I have to fill out a Google Pages form listing what I did each day now.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link

all of us have been thrust with a heavy workload (which isn't that bad cos it's training so there's no chance of it lasting late into the night - it ends when it ends). means PTO might be limited for a bit, but they also don't want us to go into December not having used any, so I may just keep the dates I had in May that I don't TECHNICALLY need anymore.

on the plus side, I'm getting mass OT this month just for the 30 minutes before training and 30 after.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link

aside from the aforementioned computer fuckup I've freelanced long enough that I'm used to working from home; it's also nice to get back the 1.5-2 hours' worth of commute

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:47 (four years ago) link

I have to fill out a Google Pages form listing what I did each day now.

I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum right now - no oversight, no one paying much attention, left to our own devices (literally, for most/many of us I assume, me included). I wish I could relax and enjoy it but I am utterly incapable of doing so. I would actually like a *teensy* bit more pressure.

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link

it's also nice to get back the 1.5-2 hours' worth of commute

this I agree is an unabashed Good Thing

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

yeah prior to working from home I used to just not bother making plans cos I'd get home late and had to be up much earlier. it's very nice.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

I would enjoy that aspect except that, y'know, making plans is mostly over for now lol

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:53 (four years ago) link

well right. now I actually prefer days with less free time in them :/

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

fuckin love not having a 30 min commute there & back every day

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 03:57 (four years ago) link

also cut down on my speeding tickets significantly

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 03:59 (four years ago) link

I miss my commute because it was 90 minutes of cycling every day, but I am really not feeling the desire to replicate it without the need.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link

my commute was 90m-2h of toddler-uninterrupted reading time every dat, idk where to get that time in the wfh situation

adam, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link

I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum right now - no oversight, no one paying much attention, left to our own devices (literally, for most/many of us I assume, me included). I wish I could relax and enjoy it but I am utterly incapable of doing so. I would actually like a *teensy* bit more pressure.

― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, March 23, 2020 10:48 PM (yesterday)

i'm in the same situation. i need structure. i was having trouble getting out of bed when i did have to go to work, so now i'm just giving in and it's not making me feel any better. i know it would be a good idea to write down a plan but something being a good idea is not making me actually do it.

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

not surprising or anything but i believe we're about to get word that this will be formally extended through the month of april soon, so i need to get some kind of system going soon or i will lose my mind. may be worth it to spend some of my "work" time today cleaning my dining room so i will stop working on my couch or bed like a lump

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

I'm grateful my job is still running virtually but I don't think our leadership got the memo we're in a crisis.

Just heaped the aforementioned insane workload on us, but they seem to have forgotten everything is slower.

Dumped 90+ new hires on us, knowing the technical issues at the partner site would be massive. However, the IT line, due to absenteeism and volume, has a 75 minute wait just for web chat. Our HR is pushing service requests back a week.

And leadership constantly breathing on us asking how it's going, it's like CHILL THE FUCK OUT, we're already stressed by what's going on outside.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link

knuckling down and concentrating for more than half an hour at a time is so exhausting. if it was something where i could get some reasonable state of flow going that'd be one thing, but it's all these fiddly, not urgent but important, unrelated little doodads to knock out. i've finally moved away from needing to do all those doodads the second they come in because they are always more, but then i'm at the point where i try to motivate myself to actually do some of the fiddly bits before they get unreasonably old

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link

I have that same problem. Lol...."oh, not due for two weeks? Well let me get a head start. WHOA, I don't know the answer to that, will look at it later."

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

I am lucky to have a job I can do from home, I know, but the bits of the job I like and get on with are where frontline staff email to ask "please fix/process this small thing!" and I can turn it around right away without any thought, or maybe within a day or two with a little bit of puzzle-solving. realtime, reactive, feels vaguely useful.

now the frontline staff are not in work and that element of my job is just not happening, and there's nothing left but the long-term projects where I can't see how to start and I get overwhelmed with worry about getting it wrong because I'm not smart/organised enough to think all the possible pitfalls through properly.

normally I ignore those projects until they're way overdue; sometimes it turns out they didn't need to happen anyway and sometimes it's just that nobody notices/cares, because that's the kind of unobservant incompetence-enabling workplace I work for and am too scared to leave because where else would people be so careless as to leave me to my own devices and not tell me to shape up?

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

also I am strangely annoyed at a neighbour lying in the sun on the communal lawn, even though there's nobody else out there or likely to walk within at least a metre so it's more or less fine, but my lizard/bureaucrat/toddler brain feels peeved somehow that someone is getting away with something I didn't want to do anyway while I'm working stuck indoors, staring at a screen, pretending to work, clockwatching

also she's probably the person that always leaves cigarette butts all over the communal garden, which is nasty

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

just because everyone is WFH that does not mean you can schedule a meeting for 8am, particularly not when you send the invite out at 9pm the previous night.

akm, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

That is criminal lol. I refuse to schedule any before 10 and even then, only if I sent it hours prior to the end of previous day

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

my new morning routine is much more relaxed than before, because I used to have to make my lunch, my son's lunch, get him out of bed, harangue him for 45 minutes, drive him to school, then into work. I still get up early now but now I just shower, walk the dogs, get slightly high, then come back and work is tolerable until about 1pm.

akm, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

I have that same problem. Lol...."oh, not due for two weeks? Well let me get a head start. WHOA, I don't know the answer to that, will look at it later."

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the default setting of my brain so really not much has changed wrt that

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

the o/h is having a Zoom meeting next door and I guess rounds of congratulations are being read out because I keep hearing bursts of clapping, from him, on his own

8am meetings are evil no matter what format/medium, and ridiculous to have so little notice as well. I felt vaguely annoyed there's a 9am meeting tomorrow, even though I no longer have to get up to commute

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

Just want it on the record that WFH with demanding small children (who are also at home) is NOT a constant ballet of cute "woops, cute kid came into the webcam frame and was cute for a few seconds."

It is also sometimes being curled up with a laptop in the closet, with my feet holding the door closed while someone screams DAAAADAAAAA and pounds on the door for half an hour. And then emerging to find the room decorated with diaper contents and magic marker.

If the liquor stores close I am doomed.

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

just because everyone is WFH that does not mean you can schedule a meeting for 8am, particularly not when you send the invite out at 9pm the previous night.

ugh. disgusting savages.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

"i'm a morning person, so that means you are now too!"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

I'm teaching from home (secondary: 11-16) and my school, seemingly the only one in the country from what I can make out, gave us a week to come to terms with Microsoft Teams so we can continue to give our kids the education they need. It's been... surprisingly OK so far. The kids are happy to have a routine, somewhere to gather and chat, and - so far at least - pleased to be getting on with something. I've got a top set bunch of 15-year-olds and godammn they're keeping me on my toes. We're reading farty old An Inspector Calls and I'm getting more from it than any previous year.

Downsides: it lacks the core element of teaching English - discussion and human heat; they've worked out how to mute the teacher and each other; they can gatecrash lessons; the chat function is amenable to all manner of filth and exotica; they're essentially unaccountable. I expect next week to devolve into the internet version of shitting in one's hands and throwing it around the room but for now, it's OK.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

the lack of commute suddenly means that 10am meetings feel insanely late. i'm like, wtf do i do before then? the kids are already bored and drilling holes into each others' thighs by like, 7:50. joe wicks saves us for a half an hour before we all start yelling at each other again. by the time that day's 10am meeting rolls around i'm already fucking exhausted.

considering wearing a sombrero to my meetings from now on, unrelatedly (i think)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

i did manage to do some work. i cleaned the table off. after i took a trip to the office, the grocery store, and target. target was to get two storage totes, one for knitting stuff and one for sewing stuff, because that was what was occupying the table. i have done more work than anyone else on a particular group project so i'm sure everyone thinks i've been working all day and only started after i did my own work. lol. i also am not used to typing on my laptop because i have a dock at work with an actual keyboard and i keep accidentally deleting half the things i type when my hands hit the touchpad. i'm just glad there's no diaper contents around me :)

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

the meme content of my workday has increased exponentially. i'm ok with this; have to cope with stressful skype meetings somehow. someone shared something by The Oatmeal and I responded by making a joke about the Chemical Brothers album "Dig Your Own Hole". I'd never actually gotten around to listening to the Chemical Brothers before. turns out Dig Your Own Hole is a pretty good record!

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

my home desk chair is going to give me permanent back and ass pain for the rest of my life but i'll be damned if i spend one red cent for the sake of this job

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

Good DN Simon H.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link

there's definitely been a bit of trenches spirit in this so far, with my work. zoom can make things feel really formal, nobody knows exactly when to talk. it's more important than ever for somebody to bring a joke or just chat shit for a good 5-10 minutes.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

I am starting to get really good at this. Did I already brag about the setup? I have four screens, three keyboards, two phones, it's ridiculous in here. I feel like I spent last week getting all the sources of avoidable distractions out of my system and now I'm actually able to focus and get a lot of work done as long as the unavoidable distractions (home schooling my daughter, escorting contractors to fiddle with the HVAC, shit like that) don't disrupt too much of the day.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link

my "home office" is vastly more pleasant than my "office office", especially after I've made some long overdue rearrangements to improve both the aesthetics and functionality

having the rest of the family around gonna be a challenge now kids are doing school at home but although day 1 was a horrorshow, day 2 was vastly smoother - let's see how day 3 is

one thing about WFH is that it really does highlight when people aren't pulling their weight - a colleague whose sketchy reliability was easy enough to carry in the pre-plague days is now shaping up to be a real source of difficulty for remote work - I'm semi-sympathetic because they are freaking out about their living circumstances viz the lockdown, but we are also lucky to be in meaningful work at the moment and to keep it viable it's gotta be all hands to the pump

umsworth (emsworth), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

my worksite computer is the USS Enterprise, i'm flying the Galileo shuttlecraft here

all alone

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

When my work was mostly writing I could do it at night, after kid bedtimes. Now that it is mainly meetings everyone schedules meetings during the same daytimes that they would have ordinarily scheduled them in, which blows.

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link

I finally got my big monitor hooked up
omg my eyes are so happy I can seeeeeeee again

we had a zoom meeting last wk & it was funny to see everyone’s different setups, one coworker was standing up, and staring down at the laptop camera the whole time & the resolution was super low & it looked like someone’s found footage of their final moments before being murdered, i was trying so hard not to laugh

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

There is a real crazy intimacy these meetings engender.. you see the inside of everybody's house!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

I really like the people I work with - and some of them are interstate - so it's pretty cool to be having the virtual hangs

umsworth (emsworth), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link

so far work hasn't required me to use video, which currently is a good thing because my microphone has yet to work after a reformat

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

(that said the dissonance between the force of the flood of "if you care about the economy right now you are basically hitler, satan, and trump as one individual, and support murder, slavery, and eugenics" and the terror I feel every morning around 9 and every afternoon around 5 at whether my income will exist for another day is making me lose my mind)

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

everyone deserves protection from the consequences of this thing - medically, and financially

also, trump is a moron

these things can be true at the same time

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link

I will say this positive thing which is that my roommate and I have so far managed not to murder one another after suddenly being together 24/7

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link

some idiot clicked on a malware link overnight and our whole network is now shutdown. we have also been blocked from another network we need to use. whoops. we have been told for MONTHS not to click links in emails due to repeated phishing attempts, such as "your sexual harassment training is going to expire in 24 hours." great job, everyone.

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

It's now prescribed that whenever someone coughs on a video call, they have to say "don't worry guys, it's not coronavirus!" and everyone else has to laugh at the joke.

rí an techno (seandalai), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

civil service has initiated split shifts for working from home because load on the network or w/e i dunno

wife is on earlies, im on lates, this has plusses this has minuses in a one bed, one living space apartment

lucky we back onto the park, as long as the hysteria around people going outside at all doesnt get that closed too.

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

my worksite computer is the USS Enterprise, i'm flying the Galileo shuttlecraft here

all alone

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 24, 2020 9:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

hang in there morbs, we're here

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link

I'm glad you're not going in any more, deems, but sorry yr employers have found a way to complicate things yet again

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link

went back to office to retrieve my ergo trackball mouse & facilities mgr let me bring my chair home too
fkn YES finally bloody comfortable again

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 March 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

xp ty, we'll take the good from it to start.

one person on calls or w/e at a time, our preferred exercises arent mutual, leaves one guilt free to cook each meal, and we both have v v good noise cancelling headphones. we'll survive it.

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

Hooray for good chairs

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

hip hip support

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

Three chairs

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

ergonomic me conseated

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link

How much would someone want for a set of ergonomic chairs?

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:18 (four years ago) link

if you backed me into a corner?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:31 (four years ago) link

Two adults - who work in very related jobs at the same university - and two kids under 5 = neither of us getting masses done. Snatching the odd hour or two each day to answer emails and do video conferences. Thank god we turned on microsoft teams at the end of last month.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:01 (four years ago) link

if you backed me into a corner?

Ach, it was a Castle reference. Tell him he's dreaming...

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

Glad I remembered to take off the creationist tshirt I was wearing ironically before teleconference

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

Ach, it was a Castle reference.

ach it was a reference to why one might need an ergonomic chair ;)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

My partner has made me set a timer for every 1/2 to get up and stretch, which has been essential tbh.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

thank you, I'm gonna do the same rn

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

ach it was a reference to why one might need an ergonomic chair ;)

Ach, wasted on me, lad ;)

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

stop

i really will get conseated

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

You're off your rocker, mush.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

seriously d'Eames

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link

the best thing about working from home is that if i randomly decide i want some toast, i can just go to the kitchen & make some

the worst thing is too many goddamn meetings

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

anybody use WebEx and have it be really terrible with sound quality for people dialed in thru internet this week?

anybody's VPN get toasted?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

otoh i am kinda loving that I'll get paid time and a half solely because of how bad things are.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

I don’t actually need to use the VPN for anything it turns out, can get by with our internet-facing ssh bastion and port forwarding, and none of the web-based stuff i need to deal with has any IP-range restrictions. An upside of the web SaaS era I guess.

silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

i can do a significant part of my job without VPN, but they're putting us on Workday soon instead of Peoplesoft for time card and we're entering a blackout period, so I decided to be safe and filled out hours through 3/31 today

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

both my work vpn and my lol just for fun home vpn are doing fine

teleconferencing has been a struggle, we don't actually have enough licenses for everybody to be talking to each other all the time through conferencing it looks like?

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

im rather staggered that our citrix system not only worked first time and flawlessly all day

well i say all day but look

but that it has an android app and that also works p well on my moveable phone well cya offive it was nice knowin ya but i think our relationship has moved on bye now bye

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

ms teams working good so far
vpn still good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

I haven't had to sign in to the university VPN yet. I had two meetings today, one on WebEx, one on Teams. They both worked OK. Teams was a little better in terms of sound/video quality but my laptop's fan was blowing so hard I thought the machine was gonna burst into flames.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link

our VPN is fine but it's a good thing my work hasn't required any audio/video meetings since I still haven't figured out how to get my mic to work again after the wipe

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

Do any of y'all who use VPN also use Jabber? Got sent a headset to use on calls but you need to have calls routed thru Jabber to use it and it seems like that option isn't viable if I use VPN.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link

Set up my home router to use its 5GHz antenna, then got my Airport Express to use that signal to extend the network a bit - gamechanger for Zoom - you don't want to be the one always dropping out / breaking up. You don't want to be that guy.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 March 2020 10:36 (four years ago) link

Because if you are that guy, I know another guy who will find you and mute you: me!

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:00 (four years ago) link

The weekly conference calls and multiple times weekly check-in calls from management have been fine. Just fine. Why the goddamn fucking motherfucking fuck do we need to start doing video chats next week, you goddamn stupid fucking motherfucking fucks.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link

I'm just gonna tell 'em the cameras on my phone and laptop are broken. Fuckit.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

the best thing about working from home is that if i randomly decide i want some toast, i can just go to the kitchen & make some

I'm somewhat alarmed at how much more I'm eating during the day now that I'm home, especially since the only regular exercise I'm getting (aside from a quick bike ride after breakfast) is the walk upstairs from the basement office to get a snack.

Why the goddamn fucking motherfucking fuck do we need to start doing video chats next week

Last week I and most of my coworkers were leaving our cameras off on the calls we've been doing, but this week without prompting more and more of us are turning them on and I must say it's been nice to see their faces. I genuinely like the people I work with though.

early rejecter, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

My wife has to sit through a freaking daily check-in call with the rest of her office. I’ve been lucky enough to only have to endure three meetings since lock-in started here two weeks ago

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 27 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

this suuuucks!

Ste, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

had a meeting yesterday that lasted an hour, probably could've been dealt with in an email and a little bit of slack back and forth. I really needed to pee during it but 1. standing up would have shown that I was in my underwear and 2. the meeting was on the brink of winding up for about 25 minutes so it was easy to think I just had to endure a little more.

working in my office today. I am walking distance from my office and there is no-one here, so this is a lot less fraught than going to buy groceries, which I have to do every couple of days because I don't drive.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

ergonomically my office is soooo much better than working at home. good chair, two big monitors at eye-height vs a MacBook Air on the kitchen table, etc.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I often complain about what an ergonomic nightmare my workplace is, but it's only taken two weeks of WFH to turn me into Quasimodo.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

like 3 years ago my boss said he was going to get me a camera for video conferencing and thank god the motherfucker is forgetful cause I still don't have one

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

I've had the same relatively cheap office chair for 7+ yrs but addition of a bed pillow to it makes it extremely comfy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

the meeting was on the brink of winding up for about 25 minutes so it was easy to think I just had to endure a little more.

microsoft edging

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

had a nice zoom meeting today. our oldest co-worker first had up a picture of himself finishing a 5k instead of video. then he got the video to work and was doing the meeting from his deck. looked nice. then he accidentally clicked something and showed everyone his screen forever. nothing bad on there, was just kind of adorable that he couldn't figure it out. for some reason another co-worker was doing dishes? like there's no other time you could do this? then she got mad because people said the background noise was her doing dishes.

forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

aaaargh

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

it's great having co-workers who set the bar soooo low that you can just easily step over it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

my wacky coworker attended his first zoom meeting last week in an actual white tuxedo
no idea why, i thought he was joking when he said he would the day before

meanwhile a clean hoodie, sweats & vaguely combed hair is the best they are ever going to get out of me

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

I don’t like this at all. Once a week would be fine but everything is harder on this laptop and I’m going stir crazy.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

:(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 March 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I often complain about what an ergonomic nightmare my workplace is, but it's only taken two weeks of WFH to turn me into Quasimodo.

it me!

my work are cheapskates so we all have 15-20 year old office chairs which are falling apart: big patches of fabric worn away, cracked/disintegrated arms, the adjustment mechanisms don't work, jammed at weird angles, etc. I scavenged a couple of other equally elderly chairs to replace mine but they all just hurt different parts of my body so I cycle through them whenever I'm tired of them

but here, I'm just slouching on the couch with a laptop and no wrist rest and paper strewn around me, and I could almost miss those horrible chairs

I'd buy a new chair but I don't even know if you can still order them anywhere and I'm p sure I'm not going to get to try any out before ordering

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

sorry ENBB :(

yeah, everything's harder here too and I'm just lucky that nobody's really been keeping tabs on me so I've been slacking off a bit, but I'd better get my act together next week

(my usual day-to-day work has ground to a halt as nobody's in the office, but there are other things I should be picking up instead)

I'm not sure how anyone has their act together right now tbrr

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

my boomer colleague and I do the exact same job, answer emails in the same inbox and now, working from home, check the same voicemail box. she's revealed that she doesn't return any of the voicemail messages except by email, as she does not want students to have her personal phone number. she was confused that this did not bother me, and even more confused when I explained I don't answer unknown numbers, have my voicemail set up, and my phone is always on both silent, and no vibration

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

(I don't have my voicemail set up, sorry for tortured sentences)

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

what makes it harder?
They kept trying to get my to switch to a laptop and I didn't want to, cause small screen and annoying keyboard but I was assuaged by promises that I could hook up a different monitor and keyboard to it. Then my boss's request to provide me a laptop got denied anyway so...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link

nobody's really been keeping tabs on me so I've been slacking off a bit, but I'd better get my act together next week

This marks the 372nd week in a row I've told myself this

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

haha, well, the same might be true here now you put it that way

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

it's like I said about having coworkers setting a low bar: co-worker who is part time wfh has been repeatedly caught breaking THREE of the big no-no's (1 she sells jewelry on facebook during work hours 2 she took photos of herself wearing said jewelry while at her desk that included sensitive info on her monitor in the background, and 3 she tried to recruit co-workers into her jewelry cabal) that are discussed during our annual compliance or ethics or whatever it's called training, yet she's still here.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

and on top of all that, she's not even good at this job!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

literally considering doing weekend work so i can get some reporting done without interruptions

i kind of suck at this i feel like

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link

have received a very ominous email about the existence of my job

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

I'm doing the jim in vancouver maneuver right now. but I have pants on

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link

we did 'office drinks' today at 4pm where a few people from about three related teams cracked open a drink of their choice and we opened up a massive zoom call. it was fun! after about half an hour we realised we should probably stop so we did.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link

I’ve done a couple of zoom HHs so far, they’re OK. Was more rewarding to just walk down the alley outside with my beer and chat with IRL neighbors from a safe distance.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link

Sorry katherine

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 29 March 2020 07:43 (four years ago) link

Jim I am 100% with you on phone protocol except I have a ring vibrate which is a very brief “zz”

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 March 2020 07:58 (four years ago) link

The only thing I miss about my old job is I worked solo on most assignments.

I train full-time and our plate is full and the sheer volume of people on VPN is overwhelming servers and our IT line so I can't get through a single training session without a major stoppage.

Which is fine if they let you make adjustments but they always want you to finish in the same duration despite the issues so you make massive cuts to the curriculum and then they ask you why something wasn't taught.

I had a one person class today and two hours of VPN issues later....had to postpone.

My boss is pressuring me to have her finish on her own and I'm like "why? The rest of my week is open, why shouldn't I finish it when she's back up?"

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

we have our new email stuff after last week's phishing incident and they have set up a new group on workplace for the IT help desk. which someone added me to against my wishes. it is full of extremely dumb questions, failure to read instructions, and whining. "but i don't like gmail!" and other gripes. it's great.

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

man I really appreciate my boss (and company as a whole) after hearing about some of the bullshit other wfh ppl have to put up with.
exhibit a, email from today:
"Hi team,

I know there is a lot of craziness going on, kids have eLearning, dr appts, family stuff, etc…

Since we are all WFH you can have some additional flexibility with your schedule. Our intent is not to have everyone burn through PTO because they can’t put in 8 hours per day between 9-5.
Some things are easier done off-hours, so if that works then go for it. If you need to work 6 hours one day and 10 the next then just let us know. "

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link

Flexing is a necessity. People are gonna burn out unexpectedly some days or their kids are going to need extra attention others.

Good for them recognizing that.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah 1 of my coworkers (who is all-around great) has 2 young kids with ADD, 1 more severe than the other. She is struggling.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

it's amazing how ppl who are a total pain in the ass in the office retain those qualities remotely

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

nothing worse than a pain in the ass who now is forced to communicate via poorly-drafted email

silby, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link

lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

i'm glad i'm not being supervised because i would have to explain why i'm working 2 hours one day and 1 hour the next day

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

The one thing I hate is that our terrible outsourced IT is so backed up rn, if we have tech issues we basically have to solve them ourselves.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link

Lol i will cop to watching tv on days when I'm not training people

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link

A good friend of mine has two young kids and her manager's response to this crisis has been to micromanage everyone + ask for more + call them up when deadlines get blown. Absolute nightmare fuel.

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

You just can't expect great productivity from people rn.

But some bosses want shit to be business as usual.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

times when i feel guilty i just remind myself of all the time they stole from me when i worked 60 hours and was paid for 40 because i'm salaried

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

ha same

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link

Pretty much had I been OT eligible in 2017, i might have cleared six figs for the first time in my life

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

this crisis has made me realize that I am so used to doing my bathroom business at work that I have absolutely no concept of how long TP supplies last

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

I don't feel as guilty cos when I don't have a class, there's not much for me to do. I've taught them all so often i need bare minimum prep.

And I don't tell my boss anymore that i have capacity to do more work cos i got fucked me in the past doing that

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

Xpost lol

One day it's here, and then it's gone

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

i hadn't even thought of that! i'm on my last roll before i break into the 30-pack i got at costco before panic buying started. one thing that is weird about my current office compared to my last office is how many people seem to poop at work. maybe they're onto something, shifting the TP costs to the office supply budget.

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

before working from home I did nearly all my pooping at work

silby, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

Read that as 'shitting the TP costs...'

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

I have ulcerative colitis and work for the government so god knows how much of the state budget I was blowing on TP before WFH

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

today in online meetings: is my mic not working properly or is it just situation normal that every time I start to say something someone starts talking over the top of me and nobody responds to anything I say?

I'm going with somewhere between the latter and actually I don't care, fuck all these stupid meetings anyway. I swear we didn't have this many meetings when we were actually, well, meeting

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 2 April 2020 09:10 (four years ago) link

I am so used to doing my bathroom business at work that I have absolutely no concept of how long TP supplies last

envious, as I always breakfast at home and hafta interrupt it for you know

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 April 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link

I am so used to doing my bathroom business at work that I have absolutely no concept of how long TP supplies last

most otm post of all

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 April 2020 11:11 (four years ago) link

i spent the last year and a half converting our garage into a habitable space with a bathroom and we finally got a sofa in there this week and after one day of working out there away from my family I actually feel like I'm 'working' again after a month. i love my family but they have no boundaries when I'm at home and visible.

akm, Thursday, 2 April 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link

akm can I come work in your garage

silby, Thursday, 2 April 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

I have done very little all day

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 April 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

this scenario happens in-office all the time but seems to be much more prevalent via remote

HEY THERE’S A FIRE PUT IT OUT ASAP
Me, a firefighter: ok where is the fire
HANG ON A MINUTE
ok send me details asap so i can take care of it
...
...
hey do you have details
STILL CHECKING, PLEASE WAIT FOR MY INFO
ok
....
(later)

I SEE THAT THE FIRE IS NOT OUT YET, DID I MISS SOMETHING?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

i can and am getting all my work done from home, no bother

but i feel like i could spend the rest of my life trying to get the remote desktop window to fit my extended monitor and its still gonna have an inch either side and its destroying my soul minute by minute

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

I SEE THAT THE FIRE IS NOT OUT YET, DID I MISS SOMETHING?

otm

I have done very little all day

also otm

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 2 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

My (government-issued) laptop has locked down Skype to just text, no phone or video. Now my manager wants us to install Microsoft Teams on our personal laptops/other devices. I assume videoconferencing is on the horizon.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 2 April 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

I have one guy in my team who fucks up joining Skype meetings every single time. Today I ended up with an IT guy phoning him and screen sharing to talk him through what buttons to click while the rest of us waited patiently and listened to half of the conversation because IT guy stayed in the Skype unmuted the entire time.

We'll do it all again on Monday.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:08 (four years ago) link

I shaved my beard into a handlebar mustache for two videoconferences’ worth of comedy value today. Tomorrow everyone just won’t recognize me since I’m now barefaced for the first time in over a year.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link

WFH is working out better than I thought. Getting an extra hour of sleep due to no commute makes a huge difference.

Y’all got some crazy micromanagers. We’re not really “working from home”, we’re “trying to survive and just keep all the shit we oversee from breaking without actually creating anything useful”

Which is better: Skype, Zoom, or Teams? Asking for an IT Department.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

OMG, the TP thing. Reminds me of the times I was so poor I stole TP from work. And that office TP is so thin and brittle, I don't think it lasts as long.

Alpha 666, The Number of the Beast (I M Losted), Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link

Getting an extra hour of sleep due to no commute makes a huge difference.

Absolutely. I had to get up at 5 this morning because on Thursdays I do laundry before work, but other than that, yeah.

Which is better: Skype, Zoom, or Teams? Asking for an IT Department.

Lots of articles around stating that Zoom is basically spyware and that the company gives access to any cop that asks for it. I have been using Teams the last couple of weeks and don't hate it. We also use WebEx once a week for a two-hour team meeting.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:56 (four years ago) link

Skype > Teams > Zoom > Webex > Gotomeeting

I think.

In five-ish years of using Skype for everything (IM, presence, voice, and meetings) I had very little trouble.

Webex gives me headaches like two or three times a week. I hate it. I cannot understand why my company has Skype for presence and IM but won't use it for conferencing.

Teams, I believe, is functionally a front-end for a combination of the worst features of SharePoint, Skype, a bad version of wiki, and a bad chat room. I haven't warmed to it but I am pretty sure it can't suck less than webex.

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link

I think I meant can't suck MORE than Webex, sorry

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link

Which is better: Skype, Zoom, or Teams? Asking for an IT Department.

Teams by a long shot. Skype is a wasteland of drops and breakups, Zoom is a security nightmare right now.

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link

Teams is better than any in-house frontend for SharePoint I’ve ever experienced. The discussion board and wiki functions are weak compared to purpose-built stuff but they’re serviceable

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link

Teams is great, super fast & easy to use

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link

Ok Tom + Veg.

I worked at Microsoft exactly when Lync was shading into Skype for Business. Teams was just starting to be a thing when I left; they were shaking out the bugs. Hence my affection for Skype as opposed to Teams. Haven't tried it in a while but I guess I should. True UC in one package may be a distant dream.

Still think WebEx blows dead bears, btw.

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

Oh yeah WebEx is trash

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link

Also I would bet money somebody actually thought about “what UI color profile makes most folks look OK during a videoconference” and that’s why Teams defaults to warm purple

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:22 (four years ago) link

"Warm purple" sounds like a strain of boutique weed

Which is what I will need to get through my next 37 conference calls

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

hi im the expert on Teams in my organisation, ama

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

nb

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

i was appointed today

what the fuck is teams

crash course welcome because management board is in 8 hours ty x

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

(you don't really need to tbh, ill bluff it pretty comfortably)

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:27 (four years ago) link

Teams is an app

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link

uh huh

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link

great, great, gimmme three more pieces that good and ill spin an hour and probly a promotion tbh keep it comin

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

It’s the purple one, with a T. Click on it

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

killer

a t, got it

right or left click?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

the training I start next week = for a high profile client who met with our CEO to ensure we would meet their needs and we've been told there's "no room for error".

bitches...right now IT has 2 hour waits for CHAT SUPPORT and hangs up after 30 minutes on the phone, tickets go unresponded to. so when there's a problem, we have little chance of resolving it the same day. we also can't have people sit with other learners if their computer doesn't work because they're all working at home.

and VPN technology for our partner sites is notoriously spotty for WFH employees, to the point where the person I taught the other day got bumped out of it for two hours and screamed "JESUS CHRIST!" during my training the last time it happened.

there will be error. lots of it. you and the stupid client will have to deal with it.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

I might finally get to send a passive aggressive email detailing how little I care. it's been a while.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

Click on chat and start a new chat with me, your Teams expert. Congratulations you can now chat.
Click on Teams and start a new conversation. Great. Now click on reply. You’ve discovered how to thread.
Go to calendar. See those meetings? Beautiful.
Go back to teams. Click on wiki. It works like a wiki.
Now start a new thread. Click the paperclip. Attach a file (something family friendly). Say something about the file. Hit send. Go to files. There’s your file!

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

but can i have your sister emale

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

The above is an illustration of why teams is both good and also bad not good, because we have some folks (ok, one dude) who are relentless about fucking it up

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

The extent to which Teams a frontend for SharePoint has to do with the "attach a file" thingy Tom mentions - somewhere there is a Sharepoint site with that file in it. I will never not want to got to _that_ site and see it in a nice normal directory where I can sort by date modified and see the versioning history and enable co-authoring.

Haven't used it much for conferencing so if other folks are ok with it I will give it another try.

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link

ok heres one for ye

what the fuck is onenote *for*?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

Dude I don’t know but a lot of my classmates used it last year and afaict it did them no favors except maybe saving on pens and proper notebooks

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link

Even the professional services people we employ just fire up Word to capture meeting minutes etc

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

I fucking HATE OneNote

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

we abandoned it shortly after we rolled it out

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

what is it for? damned if I know

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

ok thats a quorum, congrats we just cancelled onenote in this entire ministry

while ye have me, what else would ye like me to kill

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link

I never understood OneNote when at Microsoft and still don't. Like, you type stuff into it. And it's, like, there. Ok great why can't I just do that in Word or Notepad or, heck, a PIECE OF PAPER

no one ever is to blave (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link

hint: weve a pack of wild animals in athlone still using lotus notes

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

it was difficult to use, we put agendas in there for meetings and that was about it.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

lol we have Lotus Notes but we don't really put new things in it. it's just that it has 20+ years of archived stuff that we haven't all moved other places

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

Out of office autoreplies

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:15 (four years ago) link

half the people at my company either use specific dates in their OOO message and forget to update them each time, so you'll be in October seeing someone's message assuring you they'll be back on July 5th.

or they leave them on like a week after they return, confusing everyone.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link

afaict re onenote there's some functionality that lets you tags docs for better cross-reference or some shit but rly it was def not worth the time taken to learn it let alone pay for the product or training or roll out or following up

essentially the same flaw with everything office has rolled out since pivot tables

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link

like i keep arguing that theyd get more out of my salary by letting me sit in with each unit and after a day or two gently show them how excel does that for you than they do any ten salaries in IT or training at present

but i recognise that without that makework the people doing it could quite easily destroy the place. its the equivalent of handing king kong a maiden, yeah you hate to see it but the alternative would be briefly entertaining, long term devastating and not for one second would having done the right thing save you when the mob comes looking

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link

the training I start next week = for a high profile client who met with our CEO to ensure we would meet their needs and we've been told there's "no room for error".

bitches...right now IT has 2 hour waits for CHAT SUPPORT and hangs up after 30 minutes on the phone, tickets go unresponded to. so when there's a problem, we have little chance of resolving it the same day. we also can't have people sit with other learners if their computer doesn't work because they're all working at home.

and VPN technology for our partner sites is notoriously spotty for WFH employees, to the point where the person I taught the other day got bumped out of it for two hours and screamed "JESUS CHRIST!" during my training the last time it happened.

there will be error. lots of it. you and the stupid client will have to deal with it.

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Thursday, April 2, 2020 8:34 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's katy perry isn't it

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link

that things she does during ur gonna hear me roa a a aa ar wasnt a stylistic choice it was just her crappy home wifi

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link

Most jobs could be replaced by software but it doesn’t follow that they should be

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link

2xp to d

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

yeah im with that

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link

So my vision of the future of the bureaucratic sphere is you employ a great many people to be customer service reps who take requests by phone and email and so on and key stuff in to backoffice software of various kinds, but if the whatsit is too complex you escalate to a meeting with a Tier 2 person, who keys in the ultimate solution across as much software as necessary, unless it’s not a supported configuration and you escalate to the business analysts and programmers who figure out the need and implement it and the end beneficiaries don’t have to use a computer at all if they don’t want to

What’s key here is you have to hire dozens of reps, you want no waits at all times, that’s the employment guarantee part of this reform package

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link

oh we do most of *that* we're the civil service, dear

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link

i like onenote. you can organize it like an actual notebook. it's very searchable. you can throw in links and pictures and tables and stuff. i find it much easier than having a million small or a few super long word documents.

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link

hmmm

whats yr hourly rate to give webinars

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link

dmac my like underlying contention is that there’s too much emphasis on building the self-service frontend for everything, some things sure the students should be able to sign up for classes without calling anyone but there’s not enough UX designers in the world to make everything actually easy.

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

i used to use it a lot but it crashed all the time so i just use docs & notepad now

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 April 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

If end-user programming were a real thing people wanted to do we could just let everyone open up a database shell and have at but nobody actually wants to be an end user programmer. u.u

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

I’m with Silby here

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link

I mean we’ve diluted generic website ux down to the most basic level, you got a hamburger and a magnifying glass and the scroll, and people will still never find shit without help. You need more help. People-on-people help.

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link

hmmm

whats yr hourly rate to give webinars

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, April 2, 2020 9:43 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i promise you it is astronomically expensive

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link

ok

what's my cut

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 08:58 (four years ago) link

What is teams? Teams is that thing that auto-opens every fucking time I open my laptop and click away faster than a speeding bullet. Is it actually good not bad?

its the next big thing man, get on it now

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 09:25 (four years ago) link

We had Lotus Notus until a few years ago, now we have Google Mail + Google Docs and Slack + the one thing no-one's mentioned so far, Google Hangouts, which seems to do us pretty good?

But soon we're getting Teams. No-one as far as I can tell is enthused about this.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (four years ago) link

Google hangouts or meet or whatever it’s called is very good. Better than zoom for just regular video calling and team meetings.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 3 April 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link

darragh as long as you're banning things can you also ban bullshit email signature disclaimers about "for your eyes only" or whatever suck bullshit compliance language people stick in there

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

(The information in this post is intended for ilxor dot com only. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents of this information is prohibited. Please notify the poster by ilxmail, and then destroy all copies of the post and any attachments.)

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

in the office today.

nobody else here.

zoom won't work on the Mac desktop I have here, left my work-issued MacBook air at home, so missed an hour and a half long zoom meeting.

two big monitors, office chair, wireless mouse vs sitting at my kitchen table hunched over a laptop with no mouse and a small screen.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

bring it all home. We were told that today's the last day to bring equipment home from the office if we don't otherwise need to be there, I should've really gritted my teeth to bring my actual computer and monitor home but I've been getting by OK with ssh and a lot of port forwarding and so forth so I figured if it wasn't essential I shouldn't do it.

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

We were strictly forbidden to bring our desktops home, fortunately I have a company issues Surface and had an extra monitor at home so I've been able to make do as much as I can.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

yeah I am going to bring stuff home. wireless mouse, mouse mat, second monitor, monitor risers.

office chair I don't fancy pushing for 16 blocks so that will have to stay here

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

oh and my keyboard

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

I think we were told to not take furniture

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

my colleague took her chair. but accidentally dropped her monitor off her chair while wheeling them to the elevator and shattered it. a nice newish Mac monitor not a shitty old dell like mine

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

I decided to sleep in today and burn the PTO and of course someone was out unexpectedly and they were looking for me to jump in.

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

I get Friday and Monday off next weekend and I am so looking forward to 4 days off

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

Agh, any chance of taking PTO is at least two weeks away for me. I had like 8 weeks of nothing to do but kept coming in to the office, then I got uber-busy right when the world went to shit. Since 3/13 I have had no chance to get bored or binge Netflix or undertake a baking project - every day has been full of kids, work, school, house. It's like five full-time jobs divided between two frazzled stressed-out people.

Some time to just focus on the kids, the house, the garden, music, and sanity would be luxurious if it ever happens. I am aware that we are very fortunate. But it does rankle when people in my social circles post that they're bored.

ain't no sunshine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link

I'm not even close enough to anyone with kids that are old enough that I could offer to take a kid for a day, if that were even wise under the circs, probably isn't.

silby, Friday, 3 April 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

technically speaking I am working fewer hours but fortunately, so far, there's been enough freelance to make up the shortfall

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link

yeah silby don't take a kid

ain't no sunshine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link

Need a kid?
Take a kid

Have a kid?
Leave a kid

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 April 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link

how the fuck do you deal with people coming at you from a bunch of different directions simultaneously

skype and juggling two or three text conversations and every five minutes another "bing!" from the email, and i don't even have to deal with phone calls really!

i'm trying to remain social to keep my sanity, but the Urge to tell anybody who talks to me to fuck off i'm already having three conversations is pretty strong

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

we have now been banned from using zoom for work business because of its security problems

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

rush now add two bored kids into the mix 💀💀💀

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link

Fuck me, Teams is SICK. Intuitive, audio/video quality are good, you can paste inline images in your chat sessions (which was a huge gripe I had with our previous software), and easy to share/upload files. Thumbs up!

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 6 April 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link

last week, just about every one of our new classes had awful starts (I wasn't part of any of them), so they decided to start this week's classes half a day later to give them more time to work out their Day 1 logistical issues.

It was just as bad. Nobody could get into WebEx, nobody was listening, and of 20 people in the class, only 60% of them could get their credentials to work in Citrix, and of that 60%, only 1 got past the EPA scan, whereas everybody else was denied access due to failing said scan. and I'm betting it's because virus software and recent scans are required to access my company's network, and these hires are so underpaid, I bet none of them HAVE Antivirus software on their home machines, other than the pre-installed Windows Defender. What are you gonna do, lay all these people off a day into the gig?

so we got just about nothing done. I'm glad to have a job, but I would prefer if said job didn't make me want to scream. this class lasts until the 30th of April ffs.

no feeble christ (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link

🤯

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

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Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

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Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link

Third time is the charm - jackpot!

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link

Teams isnt so bad - someone was talking to me the other day and got frustrated he couldnt explain what he meant and said "hang on a sec" and just started sharing his screen in the chat window and showed me.

The group videoconf in it is also pretty solid, we've been using it for daily standup meetings in our little team, which usually devolve into "I cant by any flour" "I keep telling you, go to the indian grocers" every morning.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:08 (four years ago) link

Sitting on the sofa behind the other half as he has a work video call.

Carefully shuffled over to the side of the sofa that should be just out of view, but intermittently find myself nodding my head along to music on headphones or rubbing my nose (don't touch the face! and definitely don't do it in a way that might look like picking yr nose on someone else's video call) and having to remind myself not to do that, just in case

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:19 (four years ago) link

had to fight myself from snapping today. i have a hard time with constantly being interrupted and there was zero flow today because WebEx audio was so bad, and still not everybody's tech working.

would be nice if I could chuck whatever curriculum I felt like but now we're four hours behind in a mere two days which i somehow have to make up.

i stopped caring mid-day and just phoned the shit in. then my mom tells me she quit her job and my brother is messaging me frantic worried she won't get her unemployment and I'm just like...you gotta wait bruh.

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

Almost lost my shit at a manager this morning.

My boss's boss asks me out of the blue to pick five learners to yank out of my class and move into a 401k class, suggesting I should ask their manager if any of them have relevant experience. Boss's boss nags me about it end of day. A bit annoying, as my partner was out so I was leading the class alone, but I survey the managers and tell her I will have 5 names in the morning.

I come in to find out the learner's manager had forwarded my survey to his boss, who anxiously CCed one of our ops managers, Kevin, saying he wasn't sure how we could do it.

So the ops manager dresses me down in a two paragraph essay for reaching out to Kevin before her (which I didn't even fucking do). So I defendes myself and said I did exactly as my boss's boss said to do, and I didn't send it to Kevin. Boss's boss admitted fault and called her to explain that it was her goof.

Yet still no fuckin' apology from the person who humiliated me in front of peers because she didn't bother to obtain facts before blaming me.

Christ, i know we're stressed, but when I copped a negative attitude on Tuesday, I apologized to everybody without them even asking that evening. Just cos we're all in the shit doesn't mean you get to step on me. You had PTO yesterday. Mine was almost all cancelled this month!

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

I horribly mangled the details but you get the idea

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

I 100% get the idea.

I think a lot of people are ending up on each other's shit lists under these conditions, because they aren't accustomed to working like this.

Somebody shared this with me the other day, I thought it made some good points: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/its-pandemic-work-from-home-brad-judy/

Like many organizations this week, mine sent out the message that all employees who did not need to be on site should stay at home. As a manager and leader in my organization, I have been thinking a lot about what this means. I have read many comments from peers across the country who were excited that this surge of remote work would allow companies to see the value to employees and increased productivity. Pandemic work is unlikely to play out that way.

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link

I definitely think there's truth to that because those of us who have WFH for years, like me, are relatively well-adjusted to it, but that's a fraction of us.

I just need to be RIFed already. I've stuck around because seniority and performance has gotten me to a salary that I won't get for this work elsewhere (I've tried - they all pay much less. I'm paid more for my reputation than the role at this point).

But maybe the massive severance and finding something else is in the cards

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link

Yes, I think some WFH advocates (especially those with disabilities and/or kids) have been, I think, prematurely saying "SEE? We TOLD you we could work remote but you didn't believe us."

I know I'm not working at 100% - I'm stressed as fuck, barely sleeping, and also maybe a little bit terrified of dying. So I have made a couple stupid bonehead mistakes at work and am still kicking myself about them. The groups of people I interact with are pretty dysfunctional as well, and collaboration is suffering. I fear that some employers will say "SEE? We TOLD you that remote work isn't as good as being in an office.

Both interpretations are incomplete because lots of jobs are a mix of things that can/should be done in person and things that can/should be done at home.

Also once the pandemic is behind us, at least some people will likely be eager to go back to work, just for the novelty factor.

cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link

thx for that link el tomboto, good points indeed.

the standard rulebook has been consigned to the shredder.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 12 April 2020 06:01 (four years ago) link

I know I'm not working at 100% - I'm stressed as fuck, barely sleeping

i'm at 50 at best, probably less, and have the same collateral ymp. hang in there.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 12 April 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link

I’m lucky enough to have a boss who’s said that he doesn't expect anyone to work full days, and people with kids even less. And he's requiring everyone to take three days of leave before the end of May. If you have less than 30 days of leave left you can take "exceptional leave" which doesn't count against your total. Yes there is a strong history of unionisation at my work.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 April 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link

Microsoft is giving ppl 12 weeks of parental leave, which they can use in a chunk or in little bits at a time.

Fleetwood Machiavelli (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 April 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link

So yeah, the internet on our block is dead again and AT &T is backlogged wrt reps visits, so for five days I have to use my cell for meetings and such and I need a new cell cos this ones too cheap. I don't have all the equipment I need and basically have to transfer all files to my cell then upload them. On top of it all I have back and shoulder pain because ergonomics. Now I need furniture upgrades. There goes my stimulus check. This is a fucking disaster. No point in complaining I mean every time I go online someone died. By the time this is over, being confined all day will be a traumatizing memory - no thanks.

Alpha 666, The Number of the Beast (I M Losted), Sunday, 12 April 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

My company is stretching my patience. On the one hand, they've done well in a number of areas. There's a <Company Name> People Matter fund (I really REALLY don't like that they co-opted BLM, but....), and it pays $200 to those who are in need and apply. They are allowing people to use sick leave (which they already provide) when they can't come in, I mean....as far as other companies go, they're doing better than many of them in that regard. and they've moved something like 90% of our call center operations to work from home.

But there's just other little things that piss me off. for instance, the new 401(k) withdrawal that the IRS allows. No peep on this from them, so I finally piped up a second time and asked, and someone from HR told me they were aware of the provision, and were looking into whether to allow it or if what they currently had available for their 401(k) was sufficient. I was flummoxed because this plan only allows 1 loan at a time (and obviously loans are problematic due to it shrinking their paychecks to pay it back), and also, if you're under 59.5, unless you've made significant after-tax/Roth contributions over a specific minimum, your only withdrawal opportunity is a Safe Harbor Hardship, which by law you can only take for prevention of eviction/foreclosure, Funeral/burial expenses, purchase of a primary residence, unreimbursed medical expenses, tuition reimbursement, or unforseen damage to home.

But there's also supporting paperwork that requires being sent in, so it can take up to two weeks to see money (due to time needed to receive and return paperwork, and processing, and standard payment timing). also, it doesn't cover other reasons, such as "my significant other is out of work and is eligible for state/federal unemployment, but the state they live in is very backed up on processing claims, so until we get that money, we are struggling to eat", or "I had to take an unpaid FMLA leave to care for a sick relative who has COVID, so neither of us are getting paid, and we're waiting forever for unemployment", or "yeah, I can't be evicted right NOW, but I don't want to emerge from this in the winter and owe my landlord $5,000 that I can't pay". and it doesn't require paperwork, so the money would come sooner (our standard withdrawals are paperless). I feel like there was no reason not to adopt this other than they don't want their employees pulling money out of the plan. whereas my mother's company already has it available online.

and, they're not cutting us any slack right now. almost all of the training to get people who are working from home ready to go has fallen on my team. We're understaffed due to a RIF last year, and they froze hiring so we could not replace who we lost. Prior to this, none of us had experience with training CCRs who work from home, or even know how their VPN works. Despite this, no adjustments were made to the training schedule, they want us to finish in the allotted time we were given even though we sometimes start 2-4 hours late on Day 1 due to all of the technical problems. and they don't want the quality of the training to suffer. even though we're all largely distracted and aren't operating at 100%

When we told them about the technical issues on day 1 of the last two classes, the solution from leadership is "well these technical issues were probably a fluke and probably won't happen again" (they did! they aren't a fluke!). Also, after 25+ years of our IT being in-house, we outsourced it in 2018 when we spun off, and the current IT is overwhelmed to where tickets sit unanswered for weeks. I'm not an IT person, nor are any of us, so any problems we can't figure out sit unresolved for weeks, with learners and their managers frustrated and asking us what the holdup is. They gave us a workaround that allowed us to submit tickets by email, and....nobody does anything with them.

But more frustratingly, these IT folk keep claiming they called the people who started the ticket, despite their phones never ringing. or they say they tried the number, and they got a busy signal (which they claimed despite calling CELL phones), or that it says invalid number. Some of these resources are overseas and it's clear that they don't know how to dial internationally and none of their managers are telling them how, so we've had to resort to "FINE, let us call YOU, or create a Skype meeting".

years ago, when we were called something else, Florida got hit with 4 hurricanes in one season in 04, and they gave everybody a day off to take to spend at home cleaning up, as well as allowing people more time off as needed if they were more severely hit. they didn't care how it hurt operations.

nowadays, they only care about how we serve our clients. if a client is bitching about interruptions to service because they're 1% shitbirds who don't have sympathy, we apologize and say "we'll fix it", when we used to just tell them to "piss off" when we were a private company. hell, I had to listen to Birther clients go on a racist rant, only to hear one of our employees agree with him loudly, while my eyes bugged out, angry.

my boss is cool and he's one of the most empathetic people I know, but thinking of asking him "hey y'all need to cut budget? can I be your sacrificial lamb"? I could spend time at home with my father, and i'd get 30 weeks of severance.

genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 April 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link

Our online course curriculum timeout malfunctions.

It doesn't time you out after 15 minutes of inactivity. It times you out after 15 minutes... regardless!

So you are in the middle of presenting and the "you will be timed out" pops up even though you've been using it the whole time

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

That happens with our main internet-based system. Then the message is "you have been the portal!", leaving out the "logged out of" part. Really instills confidence in the 3rd party vendor who created and maintains it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

WebEx: "The meeting has ended."

Persons with approximately Catholic upbringing: "Let us go in peace."

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

Our online course curriculum timeout malfunctions.

It doesn't time you out after 15 minutes of inactivity. It times you out after 15 minutes... regardless!

So you are in the middle of presenting and the "you will be timed out" pops up even though you've been using it the whole time

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, April 24, 2020 10:39 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a weirdly common issue with videoconferencing/streaming for some reason

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

a supervisor has finally gotten her new email set up and just sent everyone a very confusing and badly written email as a google doc attached to the email, rather than just an email. another has sent out an invitation for a google meet with no subject for the meeting. then she sent another for the same time and it is called "wellness check." tbh i need more wellness checks when we are not working from home and doing nothing. i would probably cry at them though. lol i'm quitting this job soon.

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 27 April 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

On the positive side: I haven't had to commute by bus during all the rain we've been having.
On the negative side: Coping when there's no work and I'm longing to take a nap. Protestant Work Ethic FTL.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 30 April 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

i gave in and took a mid day nap yesterday, don't want to get into the habit of that but it really was needed. and i ended up having to work until 7pm anyway, so it evened out

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

I have been taking FULL advantage of the ability to nap

That said I'm never as tired. Probably because I don't have the stress of 2 hrs of London transport to deal with!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

These past two weeks have really been overwhelming and I've been working harder and much longer hours that I have in the past few years. Given that my position is tangentially involved in getting a campus ready for students to return into the fall, we are jumping through hoops and exploring worst case scenarios in how to plan for social distancing in the future. Which I get, but it's a lot. And I'm feeling the strain, compounded with any of the usual self care things having evaporated and the weather having been shit for the past four days so I haven't even been able to get out for a walk. Any free time gains I had by erasing my half hour commute on either end has been obliterated by my working hours extending 1-2 hours in either direction.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 30 April 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

that's not fair. somebody else has got to help or your boss has got to understand that things will just go slower. we're living through an insane crisis. i know, easy for me to say, but really.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 April 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

To be fair, my boss gets it, it's really our whole department that is overwhelmed and stretched thin right now. He's actually working to try and readjust expectations for the higher ups to be more reasonable, but it's the age old story. Orders come from above to figure out how to accommodate all of our students assuming 30% max occupancy in classrooms and they think it's adjusting a few lines on a spreadsheet, not actually pulling up floor plans for every building and doing multiple furniture layouts, etc etc etc. Summer is usually our busy time anyway, but this just adds to the stress. I'm reminding myself that I'm fortunate to even have a job... just this week in particular I can feel the cumulative effects catching up to me.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 30 April 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

2 positives of zoom meetings:

- they start on time. or at least closer to when they're supposed to start than in-person meetings.

- tedious conversation dominators have less of an opening to ply their trade. it does still happen sometimes but their arsenal of f2f techniques for bulldozing everyone doesn't work nearly as well. with zoom/hangouts/teams etc the limitations of the technology encourage each person to have their 'turn', almost like they're holding the 'talking stick' at a hippie pow wow. it's much more obvious when someone gets interrupted.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 10:01 (three years ago) link

Our Monday morning meeting always begins with 10-15 minutes of "how was your weekend?" talk, and always runs 30-60 minutes over time; it's supposed to be 9-10:30 and it sometimes ends as late as 11:30, wasting the entire morning.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link

Any way to politely ask for the invite to either be adjusted or the meeting to end on time? I get furious at stuff like this - it feels completely disrespectful of everyone's time. As if there's nothing else to do.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

v glad there's a general culture of no-longer-than-needed meetings at my work. the standard meeting time is 30 mins.

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link

I have been taking FULL advantage of the ability to nap

I will miss these siestas

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link

I'm an inveterate napper and am taking full advantage.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link

I think I'm actually missing the fitness center at my workplace--my back has been bothering me, maybe because I'm not lifting weights currently?

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link

goblet squats!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link

definitely been taking advantage of the ability to nap during the day, easy enough to make up the difference with work in the evenings/weekends since there's no sports to watch anyway. i even canceled my Sling a couple of weeks ago because sports was the only reason I had it anyway, though I am already regretting it a tiny bit because now I can't watch the Jordan doc series on ESPN.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 4 May 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

I went for a piss during a meeting today and no-one noticed.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

Our Monday morning meeting always begins with 10-15 minutes of "how was your weekend?" talk, and always runs 30-60 minutes over time; it's supposed to be 9-10:30 and it sometimes ends as late as 11:30, wasting the entire morning.

This is indeed the worst. We have a department meeting every other week that is often interminable. It was originally scheduled for an hour, but it kept running way over. The organized bumped it up to 90 minutes for the invite and now we routinely pass two to two and a half hours. There's probably 30 minutes of good material every week, the rest is small talk, idle complaining and the rest of us essentially sitting in on conversations that should be one-on-ones. Unfortunately this is my entire department and run by my boss' boss, so little more than just grinning and bearing it every two weeks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

I hate small talk in meetings band often bail when meetings run over even if i don't have another scheduled after

genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

I went for a piss during a meeting today and no-one noticed.

pro bathroom break tip: turn off your wifi and turn it back on when you return. "oh my wifi blipped"

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

do y'all work at places where it's not ok to say "sorry i need to step away for a minute?"

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 May 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah, we can step away - I do that during the current Zoom versions, and during the real ones. But since it's our entire department, it's really frowned upon to skip out on a portion of the meetings.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

I write "brb" in the chat

genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

do y'all work at places where it's not ok to say "sorry i need to step away for a minute?"

― call all destroyer, Monday, 4 May 2020 15:58 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I could do that but two guys were talking at/past each other and with all the lack of social cues and accidental interruptions that audio only brings - so I figured correctly that I could step away unannounced.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

But even when i forget, unless I'm on the agenda as presenting, nobody cares if i step away to take a leak. If somehow i got called on in the 2 minutes i was gone, i answer it when I'm back

genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

My Webex app froze up today and I had to force quit - when I came back two minutes later nobody had noticed. I'm sure I could take a bathroom break and upon my return, blame technical difficulties, if needed.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

The dude leading my webex infoshare right now has apparent never heard of consonants, so he sounds like he's chewing on taffy.

It got so bad Chief Keef joined the meeting to complain.

genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 May 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

we're getting pounded right now due to COVID fucking up our staffing and upper management unable to accept that things can't be business as usual due to a global pandemic. We usually had a practice of having a week off of training whenever a class ends, to give us time to rest our voices, prepare for next class, special projects. And, this is typically our slow part of the season.

Instead, we've all been in back to back classes for over two months, were told we couldn't take any new PTO in March or April beyond what was already approved before shit hit the fan. and they told us not to expect it to slow down anytime soon, and filled our schedules up for May and June before most of us could find time to take PTO. I lucked out and am taking a week in late June.

by the time we get to busy season in September, we're all going to be gassed. thankfully travel is banned for the year due to budget.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 May 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

I just can't take it anymore. I would take an unpaid leave at this point if fucking Florida's unemployment wasn't a mess. I've had to loan my mother $3k (no fault of her own) to help pay rent and bills due to FL DEO still not paying her correctly.

we keep getting thrown into these impossible situations where they mash 7,000 people into one class and where we'd normally have someone on site to help, we obviously can't, but no adjustment to the schedule is permitted, we still have to finish on time. So this leads to a bunch of people complaining during the training, results in more technical issues which means I have to be a babysitter and keep detailed logs on every learner who has a problem, and means multiple people interrupting me and barking my name all day. all fine during a normal time of year, but when my anxiety is already bad enough to where I am not sleeping well and breathing heavily all the time, I can't take the constant "brain fry" that happens to me every day where I mentally check out by 2 pm.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

oh and our "busy season", starts next month, oh oh oh oh lovely

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

I've voluntarily come to the office three days in a row after nearly having a mental breakdown trying to work from home. Like the closest I have ever felt in my life to an actual breakdown.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

probably a wise idea. i had one of those at work 5 years ago where I wailed on the floor and was having nonstop palpitations....not fun at all. also sometimes just good to see other people around even if they're 700 miles away.

I don't know if I'd even go in if my class was in Orlando, given how many people are probably coming to work sick.

everybody keeps talking about how we're in a crucial period (cos we lose so many clients) and it's like, do they really think any of us are focused on what we're doing right now? even in a less fucked-up work scenario, our attention would be divided, but throw in my company's bullshit of overloading everybody while dangling the diseased carrot of layoffs in front of our noses , and most of us have just snapped.

even one of the most kip colleagues yesterday flipped out on her class for being disrespectful, which at least told me it isn't just me.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

what does your company teach? what are the classes? ... I have a complex mix of jobs right now (some due to PPP loan issues) and I do have an office to go into, which has helped, because I get to interact in person with a couple of colleagues who are also personal friends. ... Though the location of the office has made it such that sometimes it is not a good idea to go there because it is right near where many protests take place.

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

like, one of my great fears is driving to the office and having to extricate my car from the middle of a crowd after work and losing my shit because "I just wanna go home ..." ... so on the days when major demonstrations are planned, I either work from home (most of the time) or park somewhere a few blocks away where people are less likely to congregate/march.

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

we administer health, 401k, and pension benefits for companies who outsource the recordkeeping to us. I'm responsible for teaching people health, 401k, and pension. I like the job, hate my company, but 15 years brings me a salary and benefits here that I'm unlikely to get elsewhere.

I'm good at it and know the material front to back and in normal circumstances, I usually make it a fun experience for all, but right now, it's hard to put on a faux cheery demeanor when I'm miserable outside of work. and stressed out by the endless disorganization of my firm, who is just hiring hundreds of people to start on the same day without realizing that requires like 4 or 5 people to train them (and there's only 6 of us).

on the plus side, at least my job ends at a specific time each night. fuck being salaried during COVID....so happy I'm hourly.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

one of my great fears is driving to the office and having to extricate my car from the middle of a crowd after work and losing my shit because "I just wanna go home ..."

lol otm, I used to hate that

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

Sympathies to Neanderthal and man alive.

For me, working from home with small kids (who are on track to be out of regular school for at least a year) is the main hurdle. If I am on a conference call, my non-neurotypical son gets jealous and will follow me around screaming for attention. If I go to a room with a lockable door (of which we have precisely two), he will park outside the door and pound on it, screaming. So I stay on mute until I have to say something, and then whatever I say includes an undertone of anguished screaming. Or I go outside, and whatever I say includes an undertone of traffic and birds.

In the past, much of my work was writing, which I could do at night after the kids were asleep. Now a lot of my work is managing and collaborating, which still tends to take place within traditional business hours.

Obligatory acknowledgment of privilege: my wife and I very privileged to be the kind of workers who can work from home. We are privileged to have decent jobs in the first place, and to have as many resources and options as we do. But it is still a challenge.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

xp oooooooh does your company also do the thing where they are the employer of smaller companies' employees (I am momentarily forgetting the acronym)? ... A few of my clients work for small tech startups and their w-2s list a corporation in Florida as their employer ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Trinet! that's the Florida company

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

yeah YMP I feel that. my 5 yo son gets really excited to see people on a call & he loves to fight with his sister whenever I've got something going on. WFH & WFH with small children are two totally different things, not comparable in the slightest

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

ha speaking of that -- one of my colleagues has a 4 year old -- he was working from home one day and I called him, and there was silence and then the sounds of footsteps and then a loud high=pitched squeal (this was after a few minutes) ... the child had picked up her dad's phone and had answered it and was presumably trying to "be like dad" by walking around carrying the phone.

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

no need to acknowledge your privilege, YMP, anyone on this board who would try and toss that at you given what you're dealing with is a fucking asshole.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

during our (fairly informal) team meetings there are frequently pets in the background, which my kids of course get very excited about, which leads to everyone on the call showing off their pets, which leads to my kids thinking every call is full of people who just wanna show them their dogs

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

xp well that sounds actually one notch harder than working from home with my two kids who just like attention a lot like most kids

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

no need to acknowledge your privilege, YMP, anyone on this board who would try and toss that at you given what you're dealing with is a fucking asshole.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, July 1, 2020 12:45 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I'm a bit tired of the internet scolds sounding more than a bit like mom reminding you there are kids starving in Africa -- sometimes it's ok to just express your unqualified frustrations

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

I appreciate your considerate replies, evol and man.

But at the same time I can't stop thinking about people who a) aren't working at all or b) can't work from home.

I see a lot of glib "just stay home, mfers, it's not difficult!" stuff from people who haven't appeared to consider how difficult that might be for someone whose family's financial survival depends on e.g., a in-person service-sector job. Not here on this board, but certainly in my social media orbit.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

i have found some of the "stay at home, assholes" msgs come from people who turn out to not have stayed home themselves.

not like, going out partying per se at packed bars, but a few I've known have taken out of town trips or gone to bars. with masks, distancing, etc, but that's kinda why I don't bother lobbying grenades when I know I haven't had a spotless record (even though I largely barely leave the house).

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

and the people who say "Universal Studios should't have reopened", well.....you aren't wrong, but you're also telling my brother he shouldn't have gone to work, and he's been wracked with anxiety of losing his job for months and needs the money.

because we don't have a government that takes care of its people, it's pretty difficult atm.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

theyve just re-locked down the areas near where I live cos we've had a big community outbreak. I barely leave the house anyway but it looks like I'm WFH for at least another month at this rate.

Funny side effect: my long-sight vision has gone to shit because I'm only ever staring at walls/items in my house. I need to sit on the balcony and stare at faraway trees/clouds more or somehting.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

My wfh strategy has involved a lot of slacking off, which is only possible because of my particular role in my organization, but I’m still feeling frustrated because I personally need to feel more involved in my work like I’m engaged in making a difference and changing things for the better (according to me, of course). Skating by on just responding to emails (i.e. only speaking when I’m spoken to) has gotten way the fuck old.

I have a couple things to work on now that should be bigger than that, looking forward to them coming to fruition and being paid attention to by more than just yours truly.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

One side effect of WFH that I did not anticipate was getting used to the constant drone of lawn mowers in our neighborhood. I think between Monday and Friday there is less than five hours per week when there isn't an audible lawnmower running on our block.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

i have found some of the "stay at home, assholes" msgs come from people who turn out to not have stayed home themselves.

not like, going out partying per se at packed bars, but a few I've known have taken out of town trips or gone to bars. with masks, distancing, etc, but that's kinda why I don't bother lobbying grenades when I know I haven't had a spotless record (even though I largely barely leave the house).

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, July 1, 2020 5:34 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I saw a great tweet around the beginning of this madness to the effect of "everyone who is slightly less precautious than I am is a science-denying death cultist, and everyone who is slightly more precautious than I am is a virtue-signalling ninny." I try to keep that in mind, though I do find myself rolling my eyes more at the latter group, which is only a reflection of my own anxieties, obviously I would rather be misjudged as being too safe than not safe enough.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

xp yeah, there is an insane amount of lawn care in the summer if you live in a neighborhood with lawns. i can almost predict it now--today was wednesday, so there's a service that comes at 7:30 am and fires up a bunch of stuff to do a lawn a few houses down.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

"everyone who is slightly less precautious than I am is a science-denying death cultist, and everyone who is slightly more precautious than I am is a virtue-signalling ninny."

Similarly "everyone driving slower than me is an idiot; everyone driving faster than no is a maniac."

What I like is erotic; what you like is kinky; what THEY like is perverse.

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link

*than me

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link

Anybody who doesn’t live in a city full of constant development and renovation can eat my ass about lawncare noise

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

it's more an observation than a complaint

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

Maybe I should document some more observations then

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:26 (three years ago) link

Tombot how do you eat ass about something

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

I’ve never had to tbf

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Ask esby

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

I find lawnmower sounds quite comforting TBH. Dont hear them anymore living in an inner-urban hood with tiny yards. The sound reminds me of childhood summers in the backyard.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

Also, LADS.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 July 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

Take sides: lawnmowers versus the air conditioner on the Russian Embassy grounds next door. Bonus: screams from the playground in the embassy compound.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 2 July 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

"screams" eh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 July 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

an asshole hedge fund billionaire in texas who was somehow involved in enron convinced my city that they needed a propeller plane to fly in circles all day to take pictures of crimes happening. it makes one revolution every 7 minutes. it's supposed to fly at a greater height than it is. every day there is obnoxious propeller plane noise, all day, but intermittent. zero crimes solved in the several months of pilot (heh) project. oh and it only flies during the day, so this stupid waste of fuel misses most of the real crimes. lawnmowers have never bothered me but this is so, so annoying.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 2 July 2020 02:06 (three years ago) link

if u wanna be happy when you're mowing the grass
never let a Tombot eat your whole ass

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 July 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

zero crimes solved in the several months of pilot (heh) project

just wanted to humilitybrag about dealing with the worst of both worlds w/r/t getting both constant development/renovation noise AND lawncare adjacency noises.

my ground-floor studio apartment is strategically located in the corner of an old (for this city, i.e. 1920s) three-story apartment building of tiny 1-bedrooms and studios in an urban neighborhood just across the interstate from downtown, with construction going on right across the street. the building's dumpsters and recycle bins are located three feet from my kitchen window on the north side, and the entry/exit gate to the complex is located three feet from my bedroom window on the east side, directly adjacent to the sidewalk of the street with the construction site on the other side. hella noise every few minutes on both sides. in the summer I basically have to choose between privacy or ventilation, as it heats up pretty quickly with no fencing or awning or vegetation shading the facade, and the ceiling fan can only do so much and is pretty noisy itself (can't have it on while trying to sleep).

I'm not really complaining, it's the cheapest apartment available within a ten-minute walk of my downtown office ($940), and I chose it for that reason, but GODDAMN is it not an office and nowhere near ideal for focusing on spreadsheets and word docs and permit applications and having Microsoft Teams meetings and conference calls for eight hours a day. my upstairs neighbor's 100-year-old hardwood floor is basically one and same as my ceiling and I hear EVERY tiny bit of her contact with it whether or not she wears her clogs (and she always wears them) and she's a hairdresser who's been out of work for the last three months and physically cannot sit still by the sound of it. much cracking and creaking and stomping about, all the time. the resident manager lives nextdoor to me and he's been staying busy with his circular saw and nailgun and hammer on some sort of tiny garden planter project he wants to install in the perpetually shaded narrow space between our wall and the noise-collecting concrete retaining wall between our building and the taller building nextdoor. it's been in progress since Memorial Day, a little noisy bit at a time, four or five feet from my window.

anyway, in addition to all this, our gardeners, the nextdoor building's gardener's, and the other nextdoor building's gardeners all come on their own individual weekdays to trim our respective shubberies with their two-stroke clippers and leafblow all our trash into the street for twenty minutes a day. landscaping is important for a property management company, they want these shitholes looking nice. and then the garbage trucks too, and also the recyclable trucks, can't forget those, they have their own days too. they're always laughing their asses off when they come to wheel the dumpsters out from three feet from my window when I'm having a 12-person Microsoft Teams meeting with all the windows open. I should've known better than to leave them open! suffocating in a 10'x10' box without fresh air is totally cool!

so yeah I like offices. they're good places to work for people like me to who live in squalor. and I've had more than a few conversations with coworkers who are like "ummmmmm yeah I'm loving this working from home situation! in no great rush to get back to the ol' office!!!" and who can blame them, cause they're successful humans who are comfortable in their own homes and can get stuff done there. shoot, my department hosted their quarterly forum online for the first time last month and it featured endless slideshows from the various dept section people showing off their swanky living room workstations. one guy was even douchey enough to share a photo of his laptop perched next to his hottub on his deck at sunset with a frickin cocktail thrown in for good fun. these people are proper people.

I'm only a five minute bike ride from my office so I'm still making trips downtown once or twice a week to get into the office to do stuff I can't do from home on my laptop, printing and hardcopy permit package submittals and whatnot. It's cute though that the department policy as of two months ago is that my remotely-working section head has to do a facetime "screening" with me no more than ten minutes prior to my entering the building where he asks me if I have a fever or a cough or a headache, and I say no, and then says "great, you may enter the building."

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 2 July 2020 04:11 (three years ago) link

STOP MOWING UR LAWN U CNUTS

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Thursday, 2 July 2020 07:53 (three years ago) link

I live by the port,train tracks,and while my apartment faces away from the very busy road I live on,it is on the corner of the building,so sirens and trucks going by are very loud. I'm inured to it but the other day a student I was talking to on the phone (I work at a university) said it sounded like I was outside lol

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 July 2020 07:59 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah I also have two fans going on constantly (apartment is small and hot)

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 July 2020 07:59 (three years ago) link

so yeah I like offices. they're good places to work for people like me to who live in squalor. and I've had more than a few conversations with coworkers who are like "ummmmmm yeah I'm loving this working from home situation! in no great rush to get back to the ol' office!!!" and who can blame them, cause they're successful humans who are comfortable in their own homes and can get stuff done there.

Yep. I don't miss the bus ride to and from downtown. But I miss the company-paid air conditioning. I miss the fitness center, and not just because of the tension of whether or not I would see Nick, and would he and/or I be in a mood to talk. Working in shorts and a t-shirt is nice, but I miss putting together an outfit that wouldn't be destroyed by the bus trip. (I'm sewing stuff in anticipation of this fall, but who knows if the area will open enough for me to go out and wear these things.)

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 2 July 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

just wanted to humilitybrag about dealing with the worst of both worlds w/r/t getting both constant development/renovation noise AND lawncare adjacency noises.

High 5! I got constant construction noise plus leafblowers and fireworks minus actual lawnmowers

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

however, I am currently devoid of police sirens and flashbang grenades and news & police helicopters after two straight weeks of it --

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

though speaking of construction -- when we were on full lockdown -- which meant no construction with the exception of affordable housing -- the neighborhood was eerily quiet, it felt like the suburbs. It also grimly demonstrated that next to no affordable housing was under construction near me ... which is an area where they should be building affordable housing.

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

that's surprising that residential development would drop off so dramatically like that under a temporary construction moratorium, considering that most new residential developments (at least in major California cities) are required by local ordinance to have at least some of their units be dedicated as "affordable." I guess every city implements their rules different. We're still shovel-ready & shovel-willing down here.

I miss the fitness center, and not just because of the tension of whether or not I would see Nick, and would he and/or I be in a mood to talk

this sounds like some juicy Nick drama that I think we all deserve to know! spill those deets here and now!

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

Juicy, no. Tedious, for me at least. He's a classic Washington white collar type, in this case working for a lobbying firm while I work for a Federal contractor. We would cross paths at the fitness center, and sometimes get to chatting. I tried asking him to a free screening of Christmas Vacation during the holidays, but his mother died that very day.

Officially I don't even miss Nick as much as I miss occasionally seeing interest in men's eyes (not that I was ever able to capitalize on any such interest).

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Chevy made Christmas Vacation for two reasons and two reasons only: to make more money to buy more cocaine, and to console through laughter those grieving over the loss of a parent. Nick should've known this, and therefore he sucks.

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

I'm getting server time-outs literally every 15-30 seconds. Like I can't complete a sentence of an email without every one of my apps freezing and glitching out. I assume this is currently the case for all of my coworkers, as well. I still have quite a lot that needs to get done (including, what, six letters that need to be drafted and sent out) before the three-day weekend which, for me, starts in 90 minutes. Oh well!

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

xpost: Occasionally I bless my fairy godmother (whom I believe to be the late Dorothy Parker) for steering me away from boyfriends who aren't worth the salt in my tears. But sometimes I fear she might also be steering me away from men who might be worth a tumble.

Point of clarification: She died the day of the screening, and as Nick didn't have my contact info, he couldn't get in touch with me until after the holidays.

Also, officially I miss the gym because my back has been hurting.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 2 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

that's surprising that residential development would drop off so dramatically like that under a temporary construction moratorium, considering that most new residential developments (at least in major California cities) are required by local ordinance to have at least some of their units be dedicated as "affordable." I guess every city implements their rules different.

here as well as in San Francisco, what is common is that new developments can either designate that required percentage/amount as affordable OR they can pay additional "impact fees" essentially paying into a City-administered fund that theoretically is used to build affordable housing elsewhere in the City. ... In practice, very little affordable housing does get built and the City is sitting on a bunch of money and builds no affordable housing, and, in addition, the City doesn't even collect from developers the entire amounts of the fees they are obligated to pay, which assumedly, also results in next-to-no affordable housing being built.

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

Another problem is that the City isn't terribly imaginative when it comes to affordable housing developments in terms of type of units and scale of development. They tend to wait for the perfect big project that checks all the boxes, which haha, rarely happens, rather than commit funds to a larger number of small projects, often involving renovation and/or conversion of existing non-residential structures. These smaller projects tend to be less expensive per unit, to boot.

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

and now this thread has gone from being about Working From Home to Working On Homes -- sorry

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

Went to the office today to actually bring my computer home (had been sshing in) and it made me sad! I like the office!

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 3 July 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

Yup

Two Spocks Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 July 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link

one of our trainers abruptly quit. that now puts us two below staffing target (we have 5, we need 7). On the plus side, this really reduces likelihood of any imminent layoffs. On the other side, we're in a hiring freeze, and we're headed into our busy season 2 people understaffed. And - he was one of only 3 people (including me) that knew one of our key curriculums. Fortunately, we're training 4 more right now, but this basically means it's going to be back to back classes for the remainder of the year, with zero prep time, and limited time off.

sigh. happy for the paycheck, but we've been at amplifier level 11 since March of this year and it would be nice to have a respite.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

turns out i'm really bad at this but only when i have a big deadline crunch week

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

im being extremely lazy, my productivity is absolutely in the toilet. I don't give 2 fucks tbh.

might be worth checking the tax statutes where you are as I've seen that I can claim working from home as a tax credit (a percentage of the rent on my apartment, the heating, the electricity, the internet bill, etc.) which I will enjoy doing next tax season

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

might be worth checking the tax statutes where you are as I've seen that I can claim working from home as a tax credit (a percentage of the rent on my apartment, the heating, the electricity, the internet bill, etc.) which I will enjoy doing next tax season

the Trump tax overhaul bill that got passed in 2017 actually eliminated the long-standing deduction for home office expenses (and other unreimbursed expenses) for employees (that exceed 2% of AGI and if you itemize deductions) that a significant number of people used to take ... some states still allow the deduction and haven't changed to conform to the new tax code. ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

im being extremely lazy, my productivity is absolutely in the toilet. I don't give 2 fucks tbh.

Yeah lately I've just been phoning it in. If ever there was a time to do C minus work, this is it

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

I really need to stop weekday drinking again, sure I only have to roll out of bed to my desk 2 feet away but ugh. Cannot funkshun.

Nearby highpitched squeal of concrete drills in road is NOT HELPING

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link

You're in Melbourne, Trayce?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

I so much wish I could phone it in for a few days right now, job just doesn’t allow for it, too high pressure. I have been going to the office more lately and I second liking the office. Whenever I pull a couple of days at the office and then one at home I realize just how fucking much I get interrupted at home, like easily every 5-10 minutes for some stretches.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

James: I am, Im in Brunswick and yeah we're all on lockdown now. Not that I left the house much to begin with lol.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

Anyone not aware: my city has had a sudden large uptick in covid cases (well lol, large for us is "120" rather than "120,000" but you know).

So they have decreed we go back to stage 3 lockdown ie do not leave house at all unless for medical, to get groceries, or school/work where neccesary.

Americans would go mad.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

xpost my old boss (who is in another dept) keeps on asking for me by name to train the classes that will be going to his teams, I have a feeling they're gonna try to bully me out of the PTO I have in the fall, but I'm holding firm on that shit. by August, esp if Florida is even more of a COVID cesspool by then, I'm gonna need massive decompression

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

So they have decreed we go back to stage 3 lockdown ie do not leave house at all unless for medical, to get groceries, or school/work where neccesary.

Americans would go mad.

heh -- in my part of America we were at that stage for 2 months at least ... it is weird to see/hear about all the other parts of the country that have gotten back to normal sooner and/or not been on lockdown at all ... but on topic, i had a skype meeting with a client this morning and I realized that on skype, no one can smell your sweat

sarahell, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

drinking a beer while wfh for the first time. amazed it has taken almost 4 months

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 July 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link

already become fully adjusted/used to having 2 extra hours in the day not spent preparing for/commuting to the office

already back to feeling like there aren't enough hours in the day, not getting enough sleep, not getting anything done, despite the 2 extra hours

it's definitely a me problem (depression/whatever) but the thought of going back to the office schedule and losing these 2 hours is a nightmare. i miss seeing coworkers in person and other things but not that much.

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

obviously there are more important things right now, this whole experience has just made me internalize how shitty the office schedule is and how much of a negative it is in my life

work days should be shorter. unfortunately the "most workers only do 4 hours of actual work in an 8 hour day" thing doesn't apply to what i do.

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

hard agree

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 19 July 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

I absolutely agree that for those of us doing this easily theres no logical reason why we should go back to wasting an extra 2 hrs of our day, and money on transport/adding to pollution, leaving house to work.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 July 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

But yeah also agree I cant do less hours - part of my job includes being available on a fucking rostered phone number between 8.30 and 5.30 ugh

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 July 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

wish studs terkel was alive to opine about this

the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 20 July 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

class of only 9 people, and 6 of them have major audio problems that have lasted over a day (as they always do at this site). 4 of them are outright not participating at all, requiring me to call on them to make sure they're actually here (and sometimes I catch them napping).

and my co-facilitator might as well be named Led Zeppelin because all she does is ramble on - 90 minutes over the allotted time for the *first lesson*, and the class is lost.

at this point i'm just happy for the paycheck, but the perfectionist in me hates this nonsense.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

wait.. she talked for.. an HOUR AND A HALF too long??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

maybe you could have told her, "it's time for you to go... the autumn moon lights your way"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

yes. we were supposed to finish the section at like....4:45 pm Eastern yesterday. we started at 9:30 am this morning - still not done.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

I had to basically tell her to remember to watch the clock, because this lesson is one of the easier ones. how long is she going to take on teh longer ones? meh.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

glad others gave gotten to a ‘phone it in’ mindset. i’ve been getting really burnt out, overall i prefer WFH to commuting and sitting in an office but its been four months now. i sleep way too much and am still exhausted most days. doesnt hurt that i had a really positive performance review last week. gives me some justification to go easy on myself

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

By my lights there's no gray area. People have busy lives. You have to stick to the advertised time. If you're not done, it's your fault.

Feeling that post, gt. It's been 4 months. I'm hitting a wall. Pretty much everybody I know is.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

I’m working quite literally harder than ever, don’t know what’s wrong with me

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

usually that would be my response to stressful times. in my old job, I could lose myself for hours in writing customer care reference materials, doing technical configuration, and it would take my mind off of things.

but training people in less than ideal conditions when half of them are just as distracted as I am, oi. This was a dream job for me in quiet times - but right now? I'm frankly amazed I actually worked up the energy to be frustrated with how bad it's going at the moment, that's an improvement I guess.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Yeah I dont understand why Im also so fucking tired all the time, but I assume its complete lack of exercise and possibly the increased drinking (ugh and I'd been doing so well before covid too)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

for me it's simply "not being able to sleep". lately though i've done better laying on my back at an incline, but that's when I snore wicked awful so I feel bad for my roomies

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

Half of the 8 people in my class have malfunctioning headsets (something that's been constantly happening with this partner site for FOUR YEARS), one learner left midday yesterday and told nobody.

Half of them still can't figure out how to mute and unmute their phones (because their site managers barely trained them on how to use it)

Our entire Citrix system went down for 3 hours this morning. Like it does because Citrix is garbage.

A problem we reported last December with server issues in our training environment is still unsolved and the IT team is so depleted there's little chance of it being fixed anytime soon.

I love this job really i do

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Tough times don’t last, tough people do <- authorized graffiti on restaurant window in my neighborhood

hang in there bud

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

thanks - and yr right. I mean I've lasted almost 16 years here, so I'm doin something right.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

You probably should figure out what you want to do next. It never hurts to have a plan to move on.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

true. problem is, 16 years plus a load of huge merit-based pay raises and jumping from pay grade to pay grade = there are few companies who will pay me what I make here atm. last time I tried the market, I got offers that would be a 50% pay cut to do the same work at a competitor!

but...I also wasn't trying very hard.

I kinda wanna just roadie for a metal band for the rest of my life. but...lol COVID

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

It might be time to consider bossing

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

ugh

Left Eye Frizzell (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

in a better mood today. we are actually having to pull my co-instructor from class for her performance. That isn't the happy part - I hate having to do that, and in fact, have never had to do it. She was woefully unprepared today and left the training on dead air for 15 minutes, so I asked to pull her, to give her time to re-review her materials, as she has to lead the same class next week, and I"ll finish the class solo. and I'm going to observe her and give performance feedback in her next class, as apparently, her classes have been getting poor feedback and nobody's ever formally observed her before.

took a problem and made it into a solution.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

diversity day presentation over zoom. i am new here so i wasn't sure how mandatory this was. i logged in with the intention of just muting it and reading a book. then we got an email saying sorry some people couldn't get in, the presenter limited it to 100 people. i am taking someone else's spot who wanted to be here and i can't leave! i already know race is a social construct. i might leave at noon though.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Supposedly my last day of wfh is a week from Friday, then it's back to the office (unless we get another stay of execution, but I doubt it). What should I do on my last day? Pancakes for breakfast? B33r for lunch?

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

Wake and bake
Then breakfast of champions: Cheerios and Budweiser

calstars, Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

took a problem and made it into a solution.

This sounds like something a boss would do.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

yeah. I've never managed people before but I've been a project manager (two years). went from having a prodigious start where I took over a project before my training was completed and saved it from collapse, feeling confident, and loving my job for 2 years....

....to feeling dehumanized by nasty Executives and toxic business partners and having it wreck my mental health. i wasn't the only one - my peers were also miserable...and some left. was 100% the company, so maybe if I did it elsewhere, it'd go better.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

"I'm being extremely lazy, my productivity is absolutely in the toilet. I don't give 2 fucks tbh.

Yeah lately I've just been phoning it in. If ever there was a time to do C minus work, this is it."

I genuinely think this is okay and is about looking after yourself.

djh, Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

I took the rest of this afternoon off. the assignment I was supposed to start on isn't ready, I didn't sleep well, and I would rather just nap

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

"Yeah I dont understand why Im also so fucking tired all the time."

This but ... it's crap working from home. I resent the lack of division between home and work. I resent work filling my brain when I've stopped. I could go for an hour's nap in the middle of the day and would still be actually working harder than any time I'm in the office. I miss the pottering to the work kitchen for a coffee and a natter. I miss going for a lunch break, even though my lunch break was only ever wandering around Wilkos and probably buying nasturtium seeds. I miss my colleagues, even the ones I only quite like. Also, alcohol starts at 1700 instead of 1800, now.

(Disclaimer: really grateful that I'm not being made to work in a risky workplace).

djh, Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

I held a Psych game night on Zoom for 4-5 people last week and one of my friends couldn't get in (issue with the link) and after 5 minutes I almost called it off cos it felt too much like work helping him troubleshoot. but he got in.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

"I'm being extremely lazy, my productivity is absolutely in the toilet. I don't give 2 fucks tbh.

Yeah lately I've just been phoning it in. If ever there was a time to do C minus work, this is it."

I genuinely think this is okay and is about looking after yourself.

― djh,

^ this. I was trying extra hard the first couple of months but now I am slowing down a bit.

calstars, Thursday, 30 July 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

I'm still working too hard lol, nothing else is interesting to me rn

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 30 July 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

My org had some incredible things to say as the pandemic was hitting and we were working from home.

The HR chief gave a presentation and there was a slide with the following on it:

Working Remote - COVID 19 Principles
1) You are not "Working From Home," you are "At your home, during a crisis, trying to work."
2) Your personal physical, mental, and emotional health is far more important than anything else right now.
3) You should not try to compensate for lost productivity by working longer hours.
4) You will be kind to yourself and not judge how you are coping based on how you see others coping.
5) You will be kind to others and not judge how they are coping based on how you are coping.
6) Your team's success will not be measured the same way it was when things were normal.

I can't describe to you how much relief this slide gave me, and as a result, I became more productive because I wasn't stressing about how much I was fucking up during the pandemic.

I'm lucky to work where I do, but I hope that maybe some of you will be able to take a couple of these principles and apply them to your situation. Especially point #1, which is a reframing that helped me be a lot kinder to myself.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Thursday, 30 July 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

That's nice! We never got an explicit acknowledgement of this kind but I suspect managers received something to this effect, because they've been patient and hands-off throughout.

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Ctrl-F "vodka," no results found. Hmph.

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

djh, your post - it me

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

yeah our company/HR have been very good to us around all this - they were ready to send us all home by the middle of March and hit the ground running on that front (new laptops, headsets, chairs, the lot).

We have weekly video quizzes and regular competitions (best pet, bakeoffs, that sorta thing). I havent felt micromanaged, we're all trusted to just Get Shit Done (this can be a bit deadly for me though, I can slide a little when someone isnt whacking me at least occasionally lol)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

"Video quizzes" - to be fair, this would make me resign.

(Sounds good, otherwise).

djh, Friday, 31 July 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link

My office is closed until April and there's discussion at the moment, within my team, as to whether we ever go back. Colleagues have taken the opportunity to move to the US and Europe and work closer to their families and there's not much of a pressing reason to make them come back. The interesting discussion is going to be, come April, what happens if half the team wants to work from the office and half doesn't. There's a fear that it could disrupt collaboration and the team dynamic if you have a core group who see each other every day and a bunch of people who don't. I imagine it'll be optional but the idea of forcing everyone to work from home to put them all on an equal footing has been mooted.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 31 July 2020 08:51 (three years ago) link

Where I work we’ve been told that wfh in another country isn’t on the cards for tax reasons. Some staff have ill parents elsewhere and would really like to be with them medium-term but it ain’t happening.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 July 2020 12:07 (three years ago) link

Hello. This is a Teams/Skype/Zoom etc question.

We're currently working from home and need to do some work via video conferencing rather than in person.

We want to do two things

a) Have conversations with clients, who can't have our email addresses

and

b) Have conversations with groups of clients, who can't have our email addresses or each other's email addresses.

In an ideal world, this would be free (but doesn't absolutely have to be) and very easy to use (particularly for the client).

Any obvious service?

A colleague had set up Skype accounts but it seems that once you've had a "conversation" anyone would have your address.

djh, Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

zoom is easy to use (and is there anyone in the world who hasn't used it through lockdown? oh you, apparently) and doesn't require email sharing (though you have to send them a link somehow); the free version is limited to 45 mins though.

neith moon (ledge), Friday, 14 August 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link

Thanks Ledge.

djh, Friday, 14 August 2020 07:14 (three years ago) link

Microsoft Teams looks like it's a bit more faff to set up but is also free, don't require email addresses for video con, and doesn't have the annoying 45m min restriction. Been using it at work and the collaborative working tools work surprisingly well ime.

closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 14 August 2020 07:33 (three years ago) link

Video quality on Teams is better than Zoom as well.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 August 2020 08:32 (three years ago) link

Teams is great

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Friday, 14 August 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

I liked Skype for Business (ex-Lync) a little more for ease of use, but I am okay with Teams.

I shall now go and ritually scourge my flesh onnaconna praising a product of the evil M$ corporation. Mea maxima culpa

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

We're supposed to be switching to Teams next year campuswide and a few of us are vaguely using a general space for it in the meantime. Reasonable enough from what I can see!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 August 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link

teams is very purple

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

MS Teams has been a learning adjustment but I like it 3 million times better than WebEx so far.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Skype for Business was easier for virtual training only because it was the one environment where few people said "I CAN'T GET INTO MEETING". we used Skype to message each other too, so they were already logged in, and they clicked a link, and boom, meeting open.

whereas WebEx, which we used after, was something people never used except when they were in training so half the time they'd click the link and it'd tell them "if program doesn't open, click here to install temporary file" and the average learner would react like someone was speaking Esperanto.

or....we had the year where our learners using Citrix to access their virtual workspace (FUCK CITRIX UP THE URETHRA OMG) had WebEx crash immediately if they accessed it within Citrix, which required them to access WebEx OUTSIDE of Citrix, meaning they had to spend all day toggling outside and inside Citrix whenever we did activities.

so yeah...I'm full on embracing MS Teams, lol.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

Been WFH since March and I honestly don't know if I'll be able to handle the transition back to working at an office. It has been lovely basically just rolling out of bed, brushing my teeth, and "going to work" by entering the home office. We're using Google Meet for our meetings since our systems are all Linux systems and thus don't operate anything relating to Microsoft, but I'm also mandated to keep a chatroom up just in case any of our team needs to confer about a work issue and, let me tell you, the "chirpy extrovert" of the group (to steal from a beautiful turn of phrase a friend of mine uses to describe Facebook) has managed to infect that chatroom with her annoyingly chirpy extroversion. But since that is literally the only drawback to this whole set up, I honestly don't mind.

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

I'm realizing the reason I used to do so well working from home is it cut out my commute altogether, allowed me to unwind sooner, and then I was able to do more social activities during the week because i didn't have to be up as early the next day, so I could 'reward' myself after a tough day with fun activities, and then I'd get over it. or I didn't dwell on mistakes I made (cos I'm a massive perfectionist and I get embarrassed if I fail at anything)

without this 'reward' system due to COVID, I find my frustration just growing into a bigger and bigger ball to where I just feel worn out by the time the day ends...or I hyperfocus on my mistakes and get bad imposter syndrome. Likewise, even though I'm used to working from home, half the people we teach aren't, so our job got much harder and we just lost a full-time employee, so we're understaffed.

ultimately, the thought process of "look, people are getting sick and dying, it could be much worse" keeps me from despairing too much, and the knowledge that my family is financially secure. thinking maybe I should work a week from the beach or something.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

Me, on Tuesday:

"Hey, the trainer in one of my classes is from Woodlands, Texas. Do we have a contingency plan for what happens if he loses power due to the hurricane? Because I can't take his place - remember, I'm leading a class in the morning and my afternoon is booked solid."

~silence~

Me, on Wednesday:

"So, it looks like the Woodlands, Texas will be spared the worst. However, I think it'd be a good idea if we come up with a backup plan in case the forecast changes. Is there a contingency plan?"

"That facilitator lives near me. Nothing's going to happen, we're fine."

"...ok. I gave him my number anyway."

Today:

~text message from facilitator~

"Hi Neanderthal. I lost power 10 minutes ago. The storm didn't really hit us, but because our energy company serves Louisiana, they're doing brownouts here to protect the grid. I don't know when my power will be back up".

I FUCKING TOLD YOU and gave you multiple opportunities to help me find a solution to avoid screwing me over and then the thing you said wouldn't happen happened and now I had to abandon everything I was scheduled to do this afternoon which now puts me half a day behind after I feverishly worked to catch up on Tuesday.

Feels like the President's brand of "wishing away bad news" is infecting my co-workers.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link

I wish I could find that faux-pamphlet from a few years back about an office building gradually turning into an overgrown post-apocalyptic ecosystem

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, March 12, 2020 6:13 AM (five months ago)

hahaha my friend made this actually --

sarahell, Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link

but also, I have been thinking about the technical aspects of converting office buildings into affordable housing ... there would be regional issues in terms of different zoning/planning codes (as well as building/fire/health) ... things would also depend on the age of the building. ...

sarahell, Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal that sucks! wtf not understanding what the word contingency means durrrr

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link

omg sarahell if you still have that could you ilxmail it to me?!

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

(to be clear, I'm not mad at the person who lost power, I'm mad at the leaders in charge that kept telling me they didn't need to help find a backup resource for him because "nothing is going to happen with this storm").

xxxxposts

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

https://packardjennings.com/2020/02/01/somepic2/

sarahell, Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

this is why you must become management

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 27 August 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

then you get to argue with other people in management on a regular basis ... uh

sarahell, Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

many thanks sarahell!

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

I'll say this. I was a project manager from summer of 2012 to winter (early) of 2015. first year or two, I loved it - I had a way to finally unleash my creativity on my projects, I was good at meetings and talking to clients and well I got to travel a lot of cool places for free. I was a favorite of the director of our dept. and my first few projects went well to where I was getting massive bonuses/performance reviews.

the place became toxic in a way I'd never seen before - micromanaging and intimidation/bully tactics, and my mental health went south and I started being irresponsible and drinking heavily and one night drove home drunk and totaled my car by driving into a wall after I blacked out on a turn. not sure how I didn't get a DUI, but I basically fled that role after that. and the entire department two years ago.

I could maybe return to it at a different company though........just need to gird up my loins and find a company that wins those "best place to work" awards and try it out there.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

(not suggesting that work is to blame for me drinking and driving, cos that was my folly, but it did contribute to the mental downward spiral that I chose to medicate in the wrong way.)

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

Do you have the job security to call a dumbass a dumbass?

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link

at this point, yeah, i'm a lifer (almost 16 years) and I didn't get disciplined over my "hot mic" incident so if they were willing to let THAT slide....

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

I don't mind trying to keep up to the standard we maintained in the office (allowing for the difficulties associated with remote work). But I do object to having to do a performance review. Especially considering that there probably will be no net pay increases. Is it true that performance reviews only serve employers trying to document a need to fire someone?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

not necessarily -- depends on the workplace -- depends on the type of review. I've heard about performance reviews being part of the DEI (Diversity Equity Inclusion) toolkit in terms of improving the workplace's commitment and efforts to such principles.

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

we do one every year. I object to having to do a self-assessment though. I know what the purported benefit is supposed to be (you get to sell yourself, talk about how well YOU think you did), but it makes no difference in our final score, and takes too long to fill out during a time of year when we're already busy. if I want my boss to be aware of something for my review...I'll just email it to him.

Last year I flew to the Philippines for a month and basically supervised the training programs for Manila and Tarlac (which are two hours apart), 14 classes simultaneously, with little to no issues, while simultaneously teaching 3 classes. All with a laptop that wasn't functioning properly and outright died halfway into the trip. My boss tried to advocate for this as me 'exceeding expectations' and was basically told "ehh, so, he's expected to travel". first rating that wasn't "Exceeds" in more than 10 years with the firm, despite putting in more labor than probably any year previously.

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

I know full well I ain't gonna get a raise.

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

so I'm leading a class last week, teaching other business instructors about how to handle discipline issues in a class, what we're allowed and not allowed to do. I draw from experience and tell them about a time where a learner made frequent inappropriate sexual comments in chat in training and describe briefly how we handled it. no specific details or names, obv, I couldn't even remember who it was or what he said, exactly - it was almost two years ago.

wouldn't it be my luck that randomly, one of the 25 attendees of my class was the actual asshole who made those sexual comments. who appears to have cleaned up his act and has now been entrusted with training people.

I found out cos he outed himself to the entire class and admitted he was the guy in my story. that wasn't awkward! had a giggle about that afterward. only me.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 05:21 (three years ago) link

omg they are gagging for us to return back to the office. “second family”? pic.twitter.com/udntfSVXSh

— mi🌿 (@helloalegria) September 2, 2020

the pinefox, Thursday, 3 September 2020 08:07 (three years ago) link

I am hung up on "bants"

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

we brits love some proper bants

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

one cheeky afternoon coming right up

calstars, Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

"cheeky afternoon in the sun" is code for the affair you're having with a co-worker, right?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

I am now worried that the bants I've been enjoying up to now have not been proper. Shit.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

"cheeky afternoon in the sun" is code for the affair you're having with a co-worker, right?

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:58 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"Seeing your second family" is barely code

mise róna (seandalai), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

can really sense the creeping desperation as it keeps going

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

bull up your bants

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

man, if I'd have forseen this pandemic, I never would have moved to a position that involved talking all day.

Pre-pandemic, it was as cozy a job as ever, and it will be as well when it's over. but now I have to feign a level of passion I can't even remotely dredge up right now.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

things have stabilize. we hired our own employees rather than using a partner site and class is going very well, with few to no technological issues, and the learners are great. my co-facilitator knows what she's doing.

now, in the absence of any actual issues, I have the yips. I guess having things going wrong to blame helped me be more relaxed as I knew I wouldn't get blamed for any fuckery, but now that that's gone, I feel immense pressure to deliver.

idgi. i've been here almost 16 years, I know what I'm doing, I'm a good speaker, the classes find me entertaining, and yet I find myself examining every word I say, I get us behind because I'm lacking confidence that the class is ready to move on, the one time my co-worker (incorrectly) corrected me, I felt beet red, even though I was technically not wrong.

I think part of it = we're using webcams. I used to teach in person all the time, and that is nothing for me - I use my theater background to get past anxiety. but I've taught virtually for so long that I've gotten rusty with it and also, I don't have a property desk setup in my room. my room has a mattress and a tv and not much room for much else and I never thought I"d have to use my webcam.

I'm getting a desk/new bed when I move into my new place but I have to contort myself into weird positions to look proper on the camera since I'm basically propping myself up on a pillow.

i think i'm just too mentally fatigued to actually work right now. when this election is over, maybe not.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

actually I think I feel so under pressure to succeed in everything and feel so judged and seen by everybody now in all walks of my life (which is just a perception, not reality) that I just need a few days out of the public eye so my four days of PTO will be nice.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

I think getting a desk will help. I just got myself a desk and set up my room with a little office corner, and it makes a big difference to how professional the whole thing feels.

Remote classes are just not as good as in-person classes, though, and that's hard for those of us who base some of our identity around being good at our jobs. Especially if you've spent 16 years being good at this particular job. I'm sure you're doing everything as well as it can be done w/the limitations of the tech, but it's hard to have an idea in your head of what a good class w/ high energy & student engagement should look like and not be able to reach it.

I looked up Graham Greene + burnout the other day because I was wondering if he coined the term (he did) and saw that somewhere he calls it "The long despair of doing nothing well."

Lily Dale, Friday, 30 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal, your training sessions need more ukulele

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

lol...i...could maybe do that towards the end.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

xp - I wonder how much of that perception is due to a contraction in the scope of your life? Maybe yours hasn't ... mine has. I work more than I used to because I feel like there isn't anything else to do, and thus my work feels more stressful and important than when I had more balance in terms of creative fun, friends, etc.

sarahell, Friday, 30 October 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

perception re being judged, not perception re more ukelele ...

sarahell, Friday, 30 October 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

oh it totally has to do with that. full stop. without activities like theatre, singing at fundraisers, attending concerts, sometimes I get release or feel fulfilled, most times I feel preoccupied with work.

i've found more safe activities as a result but honestly I think we all just need the year to end. we've been told the busy period of our department, which has lasted since March, will probably go to next March. and we're a dept that usually has a manageable summer and a quiet winter. we're also running with 5 people in a 7 person dept

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

I can totally relate -- wait, I said that already, yeah? ... I think this whole thing has done a number on so many people's senses of time and work/rest etc. ... because a lot of my work involves individual clients, it's like I am "on call" 24-7 in terms of the texts and emails I get from clients, which, before CoVID no one emailed me or texted me at 7pm on a Saturday night. And I don't _have_ to respond immediately but it provokes anxiety and sense of obligation ... so then the sensible thing is to set times for myself where I don't look at email or messenger or texts, which used to be fine because I could go out to bars and parties and shows and see friends, but now, the phone and computer are also the mechanisms through which I socialize and it's harder to filter the work stuff.

sarahell, Friday, 30 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

xxxxposts to self

ok one thing that annoys me about my co-facilitator

she keeps saying AWESOMESAUCE.

it's been 50 or 60 times since Tuesday.

what YEAR IS IT

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

xpost I feel you on the "I don't have to reply but if I don't, I'll feel anxious until I get rid of it". when I was a project manager I got my emails on the blackberry and it would be too tempting not to look at them and reply to them. I was even at Gasparilla Pirate Fest replying to emails one weekend. and that was before COVID.

agree that maybe coming up with a schedule where you consider it "sarahell time" and dont' allow yourself to look at work emails is a good idea, but are these emails intermingled with personal emails, or separated? same with messenger/texts (ie do you have a work number and regular number or does everything go to your personal line?)

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

xpost - Oh god, we've had a third party facilitator working with us as we launch this new software system that will be rolling out over a few years, so we've had a number of training sessions and working groups with a grown ass person that says "AWESOMESAUCE" and "COOL BEANS" allllllll the time. It never fails to make me embarrassed about the whole thing.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

For me, responding to an email on an evening or weekend is nbd because I let the work-life balance go in both directions. If work takes my "me time" I retaliate by doing my "me stuff" in the M-F 9-5 space.

Part of this is kids (especially small and special needs kids). If my kid needs my attention on Tuesday at 10 am, I feel exactly no guilt about providing it. And now that everybody's at home, much of my "work day" is consumed with chin-wiping and logging into virtual school and troubleshooting the math app.

In exchange, I typically move a lot of the concentration parts of my "day job" to off-hours and quiet evening time.

I need to manage the balance, but most of the time it has been a fair trade.

Anaïs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

I did used to like reading emails on my off days so that when I came back, it didn't feel overwhelming.

and yeah being able to do personal stuff during work day does make it go down easier

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

everything goes to my personal phone and email ... some of my clients are also personal friends so there is added awkwardness there.

My closest colleague is a bit more "on trend" than yours, but I honestly don't need to hear "bonkers" anymore times ever. ... and because of CoVid, this colleague has become a much larger % of my interactions with other people

sarahell, Friday, 30 October 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

If you haven't enabled the setting to automatically join by computer audio, you can test your speaker and microphone before joining a meeting:

1. After joining a meeting, click Test Speaker and Microphone.

lol?

brimstead, Friday, 30 October 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

MS Teams seems to have broken my co-instructor. First, she rambles without a breath for about 15 minutes at the beginning of class, and she starts rambling on unrelated topics for 15 minutes, getting the class talking about the election and their benefits. I am getting agitated as I'm supposed to start going over a lesson and I have no idea why she is hijacking my time when she blurts out "I'm waiting for Rob to join, that's why I'm going over this", and I said out loud "I'm here." and in private snottily wrote "I've been here since 5 minutes before class started". Her explanation - she can't figure out how to use Large GAllery (it's literally the easiest thing), so she didn't see my webcam on, and didnt' see my name in the chat (probably because she looked in the attendee list, not presenters). EVER HEARD OF ASKING 'ROB, ARE YOU THERE?!"

also, she never checks her private messages, she keeps saying "she didn't see them". HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE THEM? I get that while you're presenting, yes, that's not where your focus is, but she doesn't even read them when she isn't presenting! and even when I'm presenting the MS Teams icon at the bottom of my screen flashes when there's a new message and a number of unreads so I can easily pop in there to check them at my earliest convenience.

Yesterday I kept sending her private messages and I couldn't speak them out loud because they are related to learner performance, which is private. I even started tagging her IN PRIVATE CHATS so it would make the 'bing' sound to alert her. nothing. hours after class ended, she said "oh sorry didn't see these". I've had to start sending messages in the MS Teams Meeting room's chat and say "please see your side chat" - because MS Teams doesn't have the option WebEx did where you can choose the audience for your message. side chat is the only option.

I don't get how someone can be this....dumb?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

oh and I logged into WebEx Teams the other day, which we're not even supposed to be using anymore and find out she's been messaging me there. I'm not reading these messages because WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING IT, so I'm not even logging into it.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

As far as doing personal stuff during work, I can do chores, but forget doing anything leisurely even if it's slow. The best I can do is engage conversation online but reading for information or leisure is (mostly) a no.

very avant-garde (Variablearea), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

idk if people have different settings on MS Teams than me, but getting people to respond to side-chat messages during a meeting/training takes an act of God. My Teams flashes and shows me the number of unread messages, so if you message me even if I'm in a meeting/raining, I'll know I got one (yea, won't always be able to read right away, but before too long).

my training partner, on the other hand, I will send a message regarding something we need to discuss that the class need not see, at a period of time when she's not even presenting, and it'll go unread for hours, even if I send multiple follow-ups and go into the training chat and tag her and say "please see side chat". she always says "oh I just didn't see them".

last night, I needed a student to attend a short meeting, so I private messaged them three times, tagging them each time, and when they didn't reply, I messaged three times in the training and tagged her, and no reply. she said she 'missed' the messages.

today, a classmate msged me when I was in the bathroom, and I replied when I got back, and my reply sat unanswered for over a half hour, even though they were on break and I replied twice asking if they still needed my help.

it doesn't feel that hard to me, but it seems like pinging people on the side during a meeting (which is often necessary) is near impossible without saying out loud "see your private messages", which is like calling someone to tell them you emailed them. this never happened to me on other chat clients to this degree.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

yesterday it was annoying because I needed to know if she could stay late with me to help give one-on-one help to two students and I didn't get a response until 5 pm, when class ended.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

teams is terrible at this, I generally agree

but I feel like this is really just the difference between “people who try to dutifully manage their notifications/unreads” and “people who have given up”

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

a large part of it, too.

I'm the only one on my time with just one monitor (everybody else uses dual, I'm old school, plus I was never issued one). they asked "how are you so smooth in keeping up with everything with only one monitor" and my smug response was "I can multi-task"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

My heterodox opinion is that dual monitors are for people who don’t know how to alt-tab

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

I also have a limited range of neck motion and turning my head is fatiguing

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

i tried dual monitors once and it wasn't for me.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

my teammates have all called me the 'tech guru' and that is such bullshit, I know nothing about IT stuff at all, I just...listen to and know how to read instructions. very low bar to clear these days.

it's more annoying though cos then they think I can actually solve real problems and, well, no, I can't. i'm not IT!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

Yeah knowing more about computers than everyone in your immediate vicinity is a trap

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

I have only one monitor and I have never heard of alt-tab and I'm only vaguely aware that MS Teams, which I use every day, has a private message function, ask me anything

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

correspondence (i.e. outlook and now teams) is such a huge consumer of my bandwidth that I feel it’s a lot better to dedicate a screen or two to that, and then have another reserved for “actual work” as I like to think of it.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

We've had ongoing construction near our house for the past two and a half weeks, so our house has been noisy and constantly vibrating from about 7:30 in the morning until 3:30 every day. In non pandemic times, we probably wouldn't even have known, but it's been really, really frustrating. I've been on work calls where I can't hear, even with headphones, and my son has been STRUGGLING to focus on classes with his desk vibrating.

This morning we had the ongoing construction noise and vibration and six (SIX!!) leaf blowers running within four or five houses of ours. I almost lost my shit completely.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

My heterodox opinion is that dual monitors are for people who don’t know how to alt-tab

― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 9:00 AM (eight minutes ago)

agreed! or just ... get 1 (one) bigger monitor

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

I have a 27” 4K monitor and I only look at, like, the top-left of it

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

dual monitors are a must for writing/editing sry

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

that sucks dude

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

xp to jon

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

I kinda wonder about people who prefer one monitor vs. dual monitor people and whether there is a correlation with different vision issues and/or attention issues.

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

Can I defend the dual monitors folks? Working in architecture and project management means I very, very frequently have building plans up on one screen while I do something on the other. Most commonly, I am tweaking plans in AutoCAD while also referencing PDF plans that have been redlined and marked up - that would be an absolute nightmare to alt-tab constantly, especially since I'm often drawing plines in AutoCAD that require one continuous command while I compare to the redlined plans. Secondarily, I then have to review and edit spreadsheets with room schedules to compare to floor plans, again a ceaseless headache were I to have to constantly alt-tab between the two.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

to be clear - I do think there are plenty of valid reasons for dual monitors. I just don't think most of the people at my company need them.

i'm teaching today on webcam and trying to look happy and not mega-stressed. my co-facilitator and I clearly don't gel together and everybody is driving me nuts and I look fat on the cam :/

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

ha I actually spent a fair amount of time in the past weeks reviewing and editing spreadsheets with room schedules to compare to floor plans and making a list of things to redline in architectural plans (25 units -- none of them are the same, none!!!) -- and I get the dual monitor thing if you are running AutoCAD at the same time. I generally just print the planset and do the mark-up review with a LOL red mechanical pencil.

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

xpost thank goodness for 3 PTO days bookending a weekend

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

... or I print the room schedule out and compare it to the planset on the screen (which is actually easier because I don't have a large-format printer at home)

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

I love having so much monitor space that I lose my cursor, 2screens4life

scampo-phenique (WmC), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

the dual monitor thing hurts more during screen shares, since we train virtually, the students have to share their screen, and often when they're in their console and click to launch GUI, GUI always opens on the other screen, so they have to drag it over, or we can't see it. so it's five minutes of "try clicking and dragging...so....ok so click on the GUI pan...ok ok you got it, hold your mouse. No not LITERALLY 'hold' it, I mean keep your finger on it. I know your finger is on it but keep the left clicker down. are you holding the left clicker down? Ok you say you are but I don't think you are....ok ok now slide the mouse to the left. THE LEFT! The....ok, is someone else able to do this instead?"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

btw...you'd think Outlook is the most intuitive email client in the world, but how many of you have had this convo like I did yesterday (exaggerated a wee bit):

"Rob, I can't find the meeting invite to get into the MS Teams training"

"have you checked your calendar?"

"my what? No, I was accessing it via email, but then I clicked Accept, and now it's not in my email anymore".

"Yes, because it's in your calendar."

"My what?"

"The thing that says CALENDAR in Outlook. do you see it?'

"Yes - ok I see a blue meeting now, but I still don't see the link"

"You have to double click it to actually open it"

"oh - is that blue underlined thing that says Link the link?"

"Who dresses you each morning?

"My mother does it."

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

I would not think outlook is an intuitive email client! The motherfucker has so many buttons.

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

well but the calendar, I mean....shouldn't be that hard to find!

the out of office auto-reply feature is in a place that isn't intuitive, that i will admit

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

But I read my work email by synchronizing it to local maildirs over IMAP and using command line tools to filter it and open messages in less(1) so what I consider “intuitive” is suspect

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

outlook fucking sucks and its calendar sucks and now mine defaults to opening emails without the reply and forward buttons showing it's so dumb

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

dual monitors are a must for writing/editing sry

or at least "very very handy" yes otm

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

Outlook is intuitive if you have used Outlook for a very long time -- and even then ... idk people's intuition is different obv considering we have a fundamental difference in terms of monitor usage.

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

I guess I just don’t remember what it’s like to be able to turn my head as much as I want all day long

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

I am glad that I don't have to use Outlook.

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

I like to focus on a thing that is right in front of me, then finish that thing, and then pull up the next thing so it's right in front of me, then check to see if I have emails or texts or calls to return and then deal with that ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

my peeve about Outlook are the times when Microsoft Exchange freezes up and can't connect to server so no emails come through, and then finally hours later it starts up again and now oh hey 30 emails at once, some asking for stuff today

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

When my job means focusing on one thing (say, writing) one monitor is fine.

At other times, my job involves comparing one thing to a different thing, usually while viewing both. Dual monitors (or a really wide one) are helpful for that.

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

fuck work, i hate work, why do any of us have to do this useless shit. i get by with as little effort as possible and so far it's working out just fine and i love it. thank god my 25% is everyone else's B-.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

same. i take so many breaks during the day and constantly getting, "you're doing great!" i mean what is everyone else doing? we don't *all* need to be doing this all day.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

lol that's about where i'm at right now. i miss being a project manager cos I could outright disappear for parts of the day. even as a requirements analyst, my productivity was so good that I'd....read ILX all day

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

word

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

here's to low expectations, making up numbers because who has time to measure all that shit anyway (and no one is ever going to check), doing the things that make other people happy, and then just stepping the fuck back and leaving people alone.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

in 100 years, when they're sifting through the rubble of the entire world, they sure as fuck aren't going to ask why I didn't finish my time card one week in 2017

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

high frequency alt tabbing is not optimal

brimstead, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

fuck work, i hate work, why do any of us have to do this useless shit.

Well, yeah, but I still have children who want to live in a house and wear clothes and eat food

Then we get to my own needs, which include guitars and weed

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

alt-tabbing to the oldies

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

I hear you all and I value this perspective but man I feel like shit if I’m not trying to do a good job

Not that that means I’m on task 8 hours a day but that’s physically impossible, programmers get paid 40 hours a week for about 4 hours of intense thinking

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

clothes AND food? it's a binary choice in my house

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

I feel bad about it insofar as every bit of my self-esteem is tied to how good I am at things.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

Well, yeah, but I still have children who want to live in a house and wear clothes and eat food

Then we get to my own needs, which include guitars and weed

― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 6:01 PM (nineteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

hi, i'm talking about work as in jobs, in this thread titled "working from home"

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

I hear you all and I value this perspective but man I feel like shit if I’m not trying to do a good job

i do relate to this tbf but i guess i'm just ... tired. my field is very underpaid and i've been doing it for 10 years and i just don't gaf anymore. i will do what it takes to keep my job and keep that paycheck coming in but i literally don't have the energy for anything more than that anymore.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

In utopia the state ships everyone a guitar and some weed once a month

The feeling that silby and Neanderthal - that of enjoying being good at something there is a German word for it (of course): funktionslust. Joy at being of use, joy at doing things well. It's one of the emotions that is easiest to ascribe to nonhuman animals.

My cat jumps effortlessly onto the top of the fridge: funktionslust. I play a decent mandolin solo: funktionslust. I get through cooking a decent pasta and then folding the laundry: funktionslust.

There are lots of places to scratch that itch that don't center around your job.

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

yeah this thread is way too chipper for me rn. yall enjoy your funktionslust though, wishing you all the pats on the head.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

the flip side of that coin is misery over failing, which explains why it took me years of training to crack it as a singer, because I'd go to voice lessons, my teacher would get exasperated at my lack of progress, I'd go home to practice alone, hit a few bad notes, and give up, depressed.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

favorite bit of dream-slaying

"why do you want to be a singer, Neanderthal"
'cos I love it'
"do you? idk that's not the impression I get"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

then I hit her with my club

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

that's harsh

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

on both your parts I guess

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

she then said I was a beat late with the clubbing and that I needed to count rhythm better

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

phbbt Germans. the Dutch have this figured out:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niksen

brimstead, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

might have something to do with the fact that stroopwafels are my favorite new cookie

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

at the start of WFH i had two PT jobs. i got laid off from one of them, but the other one kept me on and eventually hired me FT, which i'm super-thankful for. i have to handle a lot of physical items in my line of work so for the past couple of months i've been going into the office one day a week, and WFH the other four days. i pretty much spend all my WFH days looking forward to the day i work in the office. i'm about 1000x more productive than i am when working from home and i get to actually converse with other humans. some WFH days i have absolutely zero contact with anyone i work with and while for some people that might sound dreamy, i find it alienating and kind of sad. (there are all-company zoom calls on mondays where i at least get to see people's faces and hear their voices, which is nice.) and even though the commute wasn't the best, it was still a time for me to zone out on reading/music and kind of just dig into myself a little, and to enjoy being out in public with other people on a train or bus, in a way that i don't get to do anymore. and i'm just way too distracted at home. being in an office with other people who are working makes me feel like i'm part of something and fosters some accountability - at home i get none of that feeling so i'm just dicking around online all day. idk maybe that makes me some sort of mindless drone or whatever but i also like taking pride in the work i do.

but i still feel pretty lucky all things considered compared to my husband, who is a college professor and has been teaching remotely all semester. he's only teaching two classes but his workload seems to have doubled compared to a normal in-person semester, since he's teaching both live and asynchronously and has to prepare classes the "normal" way plus record talks/prepare slide decks, which he never really had to do before. he's miserable, the students are miserable, he's had a number of dropouts and it sounds like a lot of kids may not come back next semester if classes are taught remotely again in the spring (which seems likely) - and frankly, i don't blame the students one bit, and neither does he. imagine being a teenager and looking forward to starting college and getting away from your home environment and learning to be an independent adult and then....you get this bullshit, instead.

so idk, we're both comfortable all things considered but neither of us is happy. i really hate this.

donna rouge, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

I did a job in my 30s where I travelled and wrote for maybe 10 days a year and the rest of the time languished in an office where I could pretty much get away with doing a few hours work a day. The money was alright but damn was I unhappy. One morning I laid down to do some sit-ups and couldn't get up. Now, I'm a teacher and my job is fucking insane - to the point of nearly rubbing me out altogether. There are days when I long for my cosy office corner, dicking about on the internet and slowly rotting in the heat of a hangover but, although it's taking way to much of me and my life, on balance, my soul is in much better working order and I'm happier being useful and purposeful.

I hated teaching remotely; the fact that I'm seeing 200 people a day in the midst of a global plague is something I try not to think about.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

"i get by with as little effort as possible and so far it's working out just fine and i love it. thank god my 25% is everyone else's B-."

Ha same. One of the biggest revelations I had about the "work world" back in my 20s was how extremely low the bar had been set by everyone else, allowing me to step over it with little effort. I mean jfc we had this 6 question survey that management asked us to complete. 95% of ppl completed it. I'm thinking wtf how can there be 5% that didn't bother to do it?! But mgmt sends out an email saying "wow 95% completed the survey, great job everyone!".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal - if it helps, one of your posts made me laugh out loud. With you, not at you.

I'm hating working from home. Doesn't suit me at all. I'm wearied by those conversations about staff well-being that end up saying "We could do drinks! On Teams!"

djh, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

Zoom social meetings all end up as the same two guys doing all the talking, and in fed up of listening to those two guys. irl you could walk away and form a smaller group and chat amongst yourselves but with zoom you're kinda stuck.

koogs, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

"I'm fed up", sorry.

Autocorrect FFS, has anything been so inaccurately named?

koogs, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link

hoo boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCm0_ZzpBDE

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 12 November 2020 08:27 (three years ago) link

Hey that was in Infinite Jest

Dan I., Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

off from work for four days. was tempted to make my out of office message "suck it, bitch"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

one of the "exciting" things about working from home is that you can more easily cancel meetings at the last minute.

sarahell, Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

nothing like taking a wicked grumpy and realizing the conf call you're supposed to lead starts in 58 seconds.

"oops sorry, moving this meeting back a half hour, uhh...there...is...something urgent that came up with...budget"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

*click two buttons, done*

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

I "had a power outage" when I overslept for a meeting one morning. I live across the country from the rest of my coworkers so they have no way to know if I did.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

hey donna rouge, just want to say i'm glad you're ft somewhere and sad you're experiencing the wfh blues. weirdly i was wfh for a year before covid happened and that particular position was like you describe - weeks on end without human contact and just feeling like a zombie. it sucks. i know i bitch about work a lot but i do actually like accomplishing things at my job and putting effort in, so i get it. i hope things work out for you and your partner. but know how stressful it must be to be dealing with this for another, what, six months at least? hoping you all manage to get through this without too much more pain and misery.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

thanks map <3

donna rouge, Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

I've just been jotting down a timeline of all the things that I've binged on since March, dvds, Prime, Netflix, Youtube, and podcasts. Even though this whole event feels like it started not long ago holy shit it felt like years ago that I watched the entire Miami Vice series!

Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

(sorry thought it was relevant due to none of that binging could have been possible without working from home)

Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Quarantine made it possible for me to spend four hours this week playing guest speaker to students from high school to graduate level and all I had to do was stay pinned to my seat and remember to keep the camera and the microphone on during class

So that’s kind of cool I guess

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 13 November 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

That is cool!

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Friday, 13 November 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

What did you guest-speak about, haircare?

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Friday, 13 November 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

oh shit, did El Tomboto used to be Deric W. Haircare? I did not know this

I had to present to a community planning group from home on Tuesday, which was even worse than a normal community planning group presentation because even though it's still 100% old angry white people, old angry white people on Zoom are apparently even less inhibited and even more likely to screech THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! at you when you're trying to show them what bike lane designs look like

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link

No, he just has hair

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Friday, 13 November 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

Important: keep penis in pants, keep job

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 November 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link

I guest-spoke on being a veteran, a bureaucrat and an experienced interagency authorities-knower

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 13 November 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

Plus, hair. Having seen its luxuriousness in person I can confirm.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 November 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

We do a weekly all hands (40 people) zoom meeting. The topic of baking came up and the boss just said "I'm making huge brown loaves now".

neith moon (ledge), Friday, 13 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

hahaha

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

A month ago, without feeling obligated, I started working from my uni office on the days I teach. With the exception of the program manager down the hall, I've got the office suite to myself; I can close my door and not hear a peep for hours. To shower, dress, drive to campus, park, and walk to my building keeps a most welcome sense of normality.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 November 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

stay on topic, man

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 14 November 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

I've barely been at my work computer for 30 minutes and I already feel mentally and emotionally depleted.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

have been experiencing massive Zoom inflation lately. everything little thing gets its own meeting. it is cuh-razy making

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

Small victory today - my team has decided to start every meeting 5 minutes 'late' and end every meeting 5 minutes 'early' so that we get at least 5 minutes break between Zooms

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link

i'm probably too ill to go into the office today, but the laptop's here so i'm working (albeit not very hard)

koogs, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link

I am housesitting for my friend and his adorable tiny lil dog is keeping me company. i can dig this.

also first time not having to train anybody in a month.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

meanwhile I got asked if I could swap a PTO day in Dec. our fresh hell will last at least through March, one solid year of no lull period, and being two people understaffed. at least the good thing about training is, there's no way to 'get weeded' on it. you only can teach one class at a time.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

who in their right mind creates a tool that ONLY WORKS IN INTERNET EXPLORER I mean WHO THE FUCK

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

In 2020!!

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

yeah, was just using one. have to open this web-based database in IE only to fill in certain fields that occasionally come up because you have to type in it to make it search for a code and in chrome the fields will not populate. it's so STUPID. also pdfs that have several files inside them will open in IE but not chrome.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

yes! and I don't mean in Microsoft Edge because it doesn't work in that, you have to pull up INTERNET EXPLORER

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

xpost that sounds like a kind of Hell

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

I agreed to sub for a coworker on my day off this week, thinking, "No big deal, it can't be as hard as normal subbing," and found that going through sub plans over Teams with groups I've never met for a full day was so exhausting I couldn't do anything else for the day and ended up falling behind on my own plans and teaching a crappy class the next day. I guess I'm still not used to how much online meetings take out of me.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

my WFH complaint of the day is people should not email "hey do you have a minute for a quick call" and then when i answer yes, instead of calling immediately like the question implies wait a half hour while i ruminate over whether i can go to the bathroom or if they are finally going to decide to call while i am peeing

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

haha I fucking hate that.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

my usual tack

"I tried calling, you weren't available"

"I *had* a minute. it expired."

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

I never have a minute for a quick call, all calls must be calendar invites

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

i usually demand to know what it's about. I got ambushed too many times in the past to let people blindly call me.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

lawyers love to ambush people. i hate phone calls but i double hate it when opposing counsel wants to schedule a call about [vague topic] because it just means "i'm going to gain the upper hand by not telling you what we're going to talk about." i will then have the upper, upper hand by saying as little as possible on this call.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link

xpost the entire reason I stopped being a project manager was the micromanagement of meetings. I was good at leading them and only scheduled them when necessary and generally tried to only invite those people that needed to be there.

but people would micro-manage. like I had a director of a project who demanded we adhere to a cap on how many of our own employees we invited to a client meeting (it was something ridiculously small, like 6, one of which would be eaten up by me, another two by the director and the implementation manager). her belief was that this would make for better meetings and that if there were people who I couldn't invite due to the 'cap' that really needed to be briefed on what I discussed, that I could just do that on my own time. So actually holding a one hour meeting, then disseminating the same message to the remainder who got left off. Who sometimes would then ask questions that I couldn't answer and would have been best asked in the meeting. This happened over and over again - and I loudly complained about how stupid it was to set an arbitrary cap, rather than to just ask that we keep meetings to necessary parties rather than indiscriminately inviting the entire world (which I wasn't doing).

She also demanded we not call meetings on Fridays (why - are we not working on Fridays)? So then I'd struggle to schedule them because how we had an entire day unavailable, so everybody's calendars filled up the other four days.

eventually, I decided I was leaving that post and at that point, did whatever the fuck I wanted for my last two months in the job.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

xpost I always wondered if lawyers did that. now I have my answer.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

they do and this particular attorney really faked me out this time because this definitely could have been an email. you set up a conference line to tell me you are emailing me something. thanks for that.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

my WFH complaint of the day is people should not email "hey do you have a minute for a quick call" and then when i answer yes, instead of calling immediately like the question implies wait a half hour while i ruminate over whether i can go to the bathroom or if they are finally going to decide to call while i am peeing

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:55 (five hours ago)

If I get asked that and I do have a minute I dial them immediately. If they don't answer then I no longer have a minute.

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link

i accidentally did this today. said hey can i call u in 10 mins and they’re like sure, and then i get caught up in something, call like an hour later, they decline the call and text immediately saying “i can’t talk”. i’m like, fair enough. c’est la vie. everybody’s just doing the best they can. except the people who aren’t. and cmon don’t we all deserve to just take our foot off the gas a little?? fucks sake

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

My stock phrase for non-urgent stuff is "at your convenience," meaning "call me when you can," but not promising that I'll wait by the phone or computer or whatever.

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link

instead of calling immediately like the question implies wait a half hour while i ruminate over whether i can go to the bathroom or if they are finally going to decide to call while i am peeing

seriously! this is annoying as fuck! I end up either immediately calling the person (if it's something on my list of things I want to deal with now) or just assuming it's a theoretical minute, that may or may not align with the minute they attempt to actually call me, and if I happen to be making an 'ilarious post to me ilxor chums' at the time the person calls and stare at the phone next to my laptop until it shows "missed call" ... well that is just the nature of the universe.

sarahell, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

also, idk if it's a feature of airbuds or whatever those wireless white things people put in their ears to talk on the phone are called -- but i swear, whenever my co-worker is using them when he calls me, it sounds like there is a fancy espresso machine operating in the background and I envision he is drinking very fancy coffee, whereas I am not, but that's okay, but it still reminds me of fancy coffee drinks from cafes near the office.

sarahell, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

Maybe he's like one of my former colleagues, who worked at my company out of the coffee shop she owned

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

got a headphone DAC/amp for my desk and I love being able to turn the small talk before a zoom starts down with a big ol knob

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

... categorizing tasks by "can I efficiently have laundry going while I work on this? y or n?"

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

n.b. I live in an apartment building w/shared laundry -- obv people who live in houses w/their own laundry machines don't have this issue the same way

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

Our laundry apparatus is in our kitchen/living room/office so we have to make a call likewise

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

Outlook did one of its weird things this morning where I had a meeting scheduled that I didn't know about, and it was a Very Important meeting with my supervisor. I was in my pyjamas, putting the finishing touches on my plan for a class that was starting in 40 minutes, feeling like I had just the right amount of time pressure to get it all done. And then Teams went bloop and my post-observation meeting started, to my shock and horror. I quickly put on a shirt and joined the meeting and pretended like I knew all along it was happening, but I ended up with like 5 minutes left of my pre-class prep time and my class pretty much sucked.

Working from home: classic because you can forget about a meeting, attend in your pyjama pants, and still look kind of professional. But also dud, because everything about that is disorienting and terrible.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

wait Teams can just start a meeting without you doing anything??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

My supervisor started the meeting, so it popped up on my screen. Teams can't join for you, though - you don't show up in the meeting until you hit "Join." Thus my ability to take thirty seconds, throw on a shirt, and pretend I wasn't just chilling in my pjs.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

Does Teams take up move bandwidth for video calls somehow? I use Zoom 99.8% of the time for work, that's what my employer uses and wants us to use but I have one contractor that sets up his meetings in Teams. I very rarely have any issues with the Zoom calls, but every single Team meeting the connection is absolutely lousy and I'm constantly getting bad network connection warnings.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Ugh, "more bandwidth"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

Have I mentioned the "distracted by other people's home decor" thing yet?

Related: my competitive instinct to have the best wall portion behind me

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

I haven't used Zoom much, but I do find there's often a bad connection with Teams. I have pretty good internet and it's not usually an issue for me, but my students often have problems, and if I want to share my screen and show videos, I have to turn off my camera and mic in order to get a better connection.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

had to do my self-assessment today. haven't laughed that hard in years.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

lol -- the other day I had to negotiate with a customer service rep to get a refund for an annual subscription to project management/productivity software my co-worker signed us up for two years ago which we are cancelling because he hasn't used it ... and it was like, "sorry we don't have our shit together enough to use your software that helps us get our shit together" ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

surely some other software will work

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

yes, obviously!

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

all my walls are blank. my cubicle wall is blank (with a blank whiteboard on it). my home office wall is blank. i think i like it that way.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

one nice thing about video calls is seeing people's cats

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link

I definitely prefer blank to ... most decor, except for cats and dogs. ... Often I'm reminded of grad school where I took classes in tv broadcasting and we had a unit on "visual perception and cognition and why from certain angles, things in the background appear to be sprouting out of people's heads"

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

I think I may have mentioned this but I still need to unpack the boxes from my old office that have been in storage in my basement since 2018. I have all kinds of tchotchkes and books and crap in there that definitely won’t all fit in our home office, so I’m sure a lot of it will end up in the trash/donate bin, and it’s going to make me sad because I really liked decorating that little room with all the maps of countries I visited, the hanging pile of conference badges and lanyards, etc.

I’m going to probably miss that office the rest of my life, because the likelihood of my workplace even having dedicated cubicles again seems pretty remote after all this.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

the hanging pile of conference badges and lanyards

this is the worst, why do ppl do this

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

That seems... unnecessary, given the spirit of El Tomboto's post.

I would love to have an actual office with an actual door someday.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

I'm becoming slightly immune to it but for a while I really liked seeing other people's art in the background of video conferences.

Anyway ... completely non-snarky question: any ideas for supporting people to keep well when home working? I ponder this a lot but conversations about it always end up with "Let's do a quiz! On Teams!" And that makes me a bit stabby!

djh, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

can't wait to put up a framed copy of my ma and a pennant of the ole alma mater, maybe some star wars bobbleheads on the desktop

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link

in my first cubicle job i used the printer to print out black and white photos of people like sylvester and michel foucault and pinned them up everywhere. now i just don't care - i have no energy for anything that is not directly related to my work duties. i feel like a vagrant and tbh it feels good.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

i'm not good at decorating, it hurts my brain and overwhelms me. just love it every time i'm on a webex and one of my managers who loves to dad joke is like "i love your blank wall."

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

i've thought about writing a backwards joke on my whiteboard to entertain people on calls

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

possibly stealing one from the Homemade Jokes thread

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

I could care less about decorating, I just want the ability to shut a door and focus on my work without absolutely pointless interruptions.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

the worst was when my last job moved from cubicles to a new, improved building with an open office plan *shudders*

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

Open office plan is all I've ever experienced, in all three jobs.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

that was my last last job. i actually had an office with a door at my last job! and i threw it all away for love, which turned out to be false (true story)

xp blech, my condolences

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

I don’t really want to go back at this point

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

I don't have any decoration in my cubicle other than at Christmas where I have a really terrible display of dollar store tat (there's a dollar store in my office building) which is sort of ironic but I'm not sure if my colleagues get it

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

now on my zoom calls my colleagues get to see my kitchen. as the dining table in my living room/kitchen is the only place I can work

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

i don't either. i can't imagine it. it doesn't help that i've never actually been to my office since i started in june. i don't want to have to buy any more office clothes or sit in a car for an hour either. xp

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

It’d be different if I had a kid or less space in my bedroom or a private office to look forward to back at the office but now it’s like how bout I just go in for occasional boss facetime, when we finally even are allowed back in

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah, to be clear, I have no desire to go back. But it would help slightly if I knew I could go back to somewhere theoretically quiet from time to time and not just trying to drown out people shouting at each other across the room or three competing conference calls with headphones.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

i'm basically scared of showing my "real self" by decorating my cubicle at all because i will have to contemplate how off-putting it will be for my co-workers (who are mostly very straight-laced & some are mormon), and think about what is considered "appropriate" vs what i want to look at every day. so i've just given up and tbh i'm fine with it. the only problem now is that "empty cubicle" signifies as weird too. but i just don't have the heart to do a generic decorating job. i mean, in an ideal world i'd have a bunch of rocks and pine tar samples on my shelves & "gay eagle bar" posters on the walls. nb i'm splitting wfh with working at the office about 50 / 50 these days.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

Yeah I mean we’d already gone all open office and shared workspaces with a very, very small number of dedicated offices before March, at this point when we return I’ll probably go in about once, maybe twice a week for meetings only and then gtfo.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

I have two personal pictures, a drawing my kid did, a Lego astronaut figure and a poster of Thom Yorke's Suspiria soundtrack. The latter is only there because they handed it to me at the record store one day when I bought the CD and I didn't feel like trying to get it home without crushing it. Plus it added some color to the blah.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

_the hanging pile of conference badges and lanyards_

this is the worst, why do ppl do this


They were on the coathooks on the inside of the door, nobody ever had to look at it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

i've always wanted more promo posters and such like, wouldn't mind my office or cubicle to look like the inside of a record store tbr

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

i had a coworker i hated who decorated way too much and loved pink everything, and she made the office hell by taking all calls on speakerphone with her door open and burning awful candles. she also was in a promotional video for her undergraduate institution as an accomplished alumna and had them film it in the office without asking or warning anyone. i looked up the video and they do some b-roll of her typing on her pink keyboard. i don't know where this is going i just started to become enraged thinking about offices.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

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cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

i can picture her exactly and i'm so sorry you had to deal with that

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

open office sounds hellish, I’d have to get back into drinking to deal with that

don’t mind wfh but i like having a cube.

brimstead, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

harbl’s stories are like street photography. incredible.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

idk I think about the art on the walls of my home office (sometimes I do zoom calls in bed because I can) ... and is it the best art? It isn't the best art I could have purchased and installed, but like, some of the pieces have personal meaning, like the Jack Rose portrait (because I had booked Jack several times and he was always a rad dude and he died too young), and drawing of a container ship at port and on fire that my friend Jsun did (also dead), and some posters from shows I helped organize that were important to me ... so, I kinda feel like I shouldn't be judgmental about other people's decor ... but I do still get annoyed and feel snobby.

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

Will be going back 2 max 3 days a week after all this, and the difference to quality of life is going to be significant

Especially when the reduced commute opens up a cheaper part of the country we might be able to buy in, making an actual home office a likelihood as opposed to sharing the kitchen table (our kitchen is also our utility and living room)

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

i've always wanted more promo posters and such like, wouldn't mind my office or cubicle to look like the inside of a record store tbr

― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map),

do you want some? because I have a bunch in my closet ... like ... seriously

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

haha, maybe!!!

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

we’ve talked about room rater, right?
https://twitter.com/ratemyskyperoom?s=21

i say judge away. who cares?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link

yes, if i had to go in once a week i would consider living even 50-60 miles away, which would really help with the property taxes and i could get a pet goat

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

in my first cubicle job i used the printer to print out black and white photos of people like sylvester and michel foucault and pinned them up everywhere.

hahah awesome! ... my first job where I had an office with my own work area, I pinned up printer test pages and the handwritten notes that would sometimes come in with client checks that just said, "thanks!"

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

loooooool

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

Man, the pandemic and working from home is stressful enough, I can't imagine trying to spend hours of thought and energy trying to get the "perfect Zoom background" to please some judgy asshole on Twitter. But that's just me.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link

Obviously not a shot at those of you itt silently judging, none of you have a wildly popular Twitter platform that has legit made some people feel really bad!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

if i had lost the Order of Canada i wouldn't dare show my face on zoom!

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

aw i think it’s pretty good-natured. at least the ones i’ve read. the whole idea of rating anyone’s zoom background is absurd on its face.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link

room rater reminds me of that website that critiqued the decor of gay friendfinder ads or something like that ... i think John Waters did a guest post once? ... I forget the name, but the image of the middle aged guy holding his dick and a vacuum cleaner with heavily upholstered floral furniture will stick with me for quite a while

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

xpost - I can't remember who it was, but there was some reporter that had his background called a "hostage video" (iirc) and he genuinely felt upset by it. I think it started out good-natured, but it seems like it got a little too into shaming people for not being rich enough to have nice art of tons of cool things in the background.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

I started out with bookcases behind me, but I've since switched my office around so I just have plain white curtains, and honestly I prefer that. It may not impress anyone, but it doesn't distract anyone either.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

We don't have to use a camera on WebEx meetings thankfuckinggod. Yet some people choose to. A fascinating psychology to me.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

I take most calls by phone from wherever I can find quiet. If my son finds out I'm on the phone, he tends to get jealous and follow me around, shrieking. If I'm in a room with a locked door, he will stand outside the door and pound on it. Sometimes I go to sit in the car. Fun!

For those times when I have to do a video call, I have an office that is also the music room (and game room and art room and storage room), with guitars on the wall. Lolburbdad.

Just found out my employer is closing its physical office in DC, which I have never been to. Tomorrow I am interviewing for a job based in Minneapolis. I'll probably never go there. Surreal shit all around.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

My home office is the same room that my very good boy doctor ben* passed away in last January. Some of his stuff is still in there in boxes on the bookshelves - HE is still in there, in an urn. I think I hadn’t really realized before why this makes the office into a place I prefer to only spend a couple of hours in at a time. Not usually a problem in an office building office!

* Life Of Doctor Ben In Pictures

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:45 (three years ago) link

xp - my co-worker's daughter does this to him as well -- he will sometimes go for a walk around the block in order to have a quiet phone call.

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link

having one's face up close for examination during meetings like this is a little different when you're trying to hide impatience, exasperation, etc. i've had to really commit to poker face.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

that's really hard actually!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

I have a hard time finding a neutral face

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

btw this commercial makes me die laughing every time, only because I inadvertently speak like this to learners in class when they make a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yT5XWjldo

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

I needed a new USB headset as my old one had a frayed cord and would keep losing connection. so I ordered one through procurement, and of course, despite being in a pandemic, our policy doesn't allow shipping the products to our houses, which would make too much sense. No, we have to have them shipped to our office.

To visit our office, we have to go onto a special app and certify that we have no symptoms and haven't been around someone with them for 14 days...which I did, and it tells me I'm cleared to go into the office. I arranged in advance to pick up my product today with the IT team.

I haven't been in the office for 11-12 months, but I get to the door, and my badge works just fine. Yay!

I get to the third floor, which also belongs to my company - badge does not work. After 15 minutes trying everything possible, I had to go home empty fucking handed because I only had a half hour free to pick it up today. Now I have to try again Monday.

stupidest fucking thing. I thought maybe they deactivated my badge due to non-use for 6 months or more, but I was told that practice ended last year, and usually when they deactivate your badge, it doesn't work at the front door either.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

why didn’t they just.... activate it?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

apparently we have new security now so I don't even know where to go to do that!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

i should have asked before I went "what do I do if my badge does not work"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

well maybe. but you work there and have a documented reason to be there. reception should have got security to activate it, surely!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 December 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

well, apparently my badge shows 'terminated'. they asked me if I was a rehire. I haven't had a break in service in 16 years.

seems like I won't be getting it fixed today! :/

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

what a way to find out you're fired am i right

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

Lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

They did wind up fixing it.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

god I've just remembered I have a nice plant in my office and the last time someone mentioned watering the office plants a few months ago

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

Oh that’s terrible

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 4 December 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

rip

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

Rotting indoor plant

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 December 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

guilty lol

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

god I've just remembered I have a nice plant in my office and the last time someone mentioned watering the office plants a few months ago

― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Friday, December 4, 2020 1:54 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

A coworker who had a desk next to mine had a plant. When I went to the office last summer to get some stuff, there was a huge brown stain on his desk where the plant used to live.

silverfish, Monday, 7 December 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

did...he shit on the plant?

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 December 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

I don't tend to judge people by their Zoom backgrounds, but I met a former colleague last week, we were pretty decent work friends, and he's a pretty cool guy. So when we decided to catch up on Zoom, I tried not to quietly judge the fact that he had a framed print of "The Singing Butler" behind him. I mean, I know we have a lot in common, but also have very different lives, so he's allowed to have different taste in art.

Thank goodness he revealed he was staying with his mother-in-law due to some renovations at home, and I was not the first person to comment on the print that day, so he was going to take it down for future meetings.

colette, Monday, 7 December 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

I'd never have brought it up! I used to have a colleague who loved Vettriano, nothing worse than having to be polite about someone else's bad taste.

ledge, Monday, 7 December 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

biggest pet peeve is sending people an Outlook invite and 25% of them insisting they don't have it when I can see on their calendar they did get it and either accepted it and don't know how to access the calendar, or didn't accept it and it's still sitting in their email

it's because we don't actually teach people how to use OUtlook before they start so some figure it out, some don't

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 December 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

I only mentioned it after he mentioned they were staying with MIL and he had to do all his calls in her spare room

colette, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 13:07 (three years ago) link

Often I'm reminded of grad school where I took classes in tv broadcasting and we had a unit on "visual perception and cognition and why from certain angles, things in the background appear to be sprouting out of people's heads"

this happened this morning -- my co-worker had a plant on a shelf above his head but the angle of the webcam made it look like he was wearing a jaunty hat like the Pied Piper

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

i am so burnt out my chest is in knots every morning before daily class. gotta get to January. they have me training people on New Year's Day ffs

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

jesus, I know sometimes it's easy to forget you're muted, big whoop, but I have heard the same individual for four consecutive days eating, muttering to themselves, breathing heavily, belching, etc

I've stopped asking them to mute and just started manually silencing them. i don't even have to look to know who it is

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

you're *not muted

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

we are supposed to assess learners who are not up to speed so we can stay late for an hour a day and give them a one on one learning plan.

yeah, this is a class of 45 people, I'm not doing that 4 days into class. everybody passes

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

do we think the ideas in this thread are likely to come to pass or is this guy full of shit?

I've spoken to 1,500+ people about remote work in the last 9 months

A few predictions of what is likely to emerge before 2030

[ a thread ] 💻🏠🌍

— Chris Herd (@chris_herd) December 4, 2020



I’m of course unsurprised how much he doesn’t consider how corporations will take advantage of all the new opportunities to exploit and intrude into workers’ lives under his cool new remote working paradigm

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Varying degrees of bullshit depending on the prediction. I have optimistic takes that align with some of his. I don’t think no-code stuff has any particular correlation w remote work. Most people suck at written communication but I’d be delighted if we all just started communicating in memos. I think lots of places will wind up offices with hotel desks, private offices for a few who have no wish to work from home, conference rooms with higher-end video conference setups, and a few middle managers who are way too squirrelly about what people are up to all day. I think many places will continue to expect most people to be available during usual business hours. I think a lot of people miss some things about the office and a few people would never want to keep working from home.

is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

it's been interesting to watch this shake out in my 23-person company. I'm one of the few who basically never comes in, there's a niche for me and I filled it. Not everyone has that option, but some do.

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

Im optimistic that wfh coming in to the civil service here (and hub offices as another, linked, covid measure) will be good for work/life and especially geographic balancing measures, tbh

Longer term, who knows.

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

if I'm allowed to keep wfhing after all this - which there really is no good reason for me not to be able to, as an example my colleague who I share a work load with was on the sick for 3 months during this and I was able to do the work of 2 people from home, why can't I do my work of one person from home indefinitely? - my issue will be convincing my wife to move somewhere else in the province that's not as expensive as Vancouver (everywhere is pretty expensive but we're the pinnacle). probably won't be successful

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

I certainly have no interest in leaving my general chunk of the city but if a bunch of squares want to move to the suburbs and do their techco jobs from there and never drive into town again by all means they should.

is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 11 December 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

ROASTED

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link

silby i think you’ll find those are also known as “world class people”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

I’m world class at laying down

is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

During work

is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

🤖personal RPA: robotic process automation will transform work for individuals

No-code tools that enable workers to built bots that automate menial parts of their roles will be huge

— Chris Herd (@chris_herd) December 4, 2020

I don't think that's how this ends: "I've got a bot to do my job, I'll just lie back and enjoy that regular paycheck".

timber euros (seandalai), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

I'm being trained in RPA now. Goal is to have bot do the tedious, mindless data entry/mouse clicks part of my job, not the whole thing. Or so they say…
No but seriously it'll free up more time to do the analytical aspects of my job.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 12 December 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

lol I was gonna say, dumping Squarespace form data into Google Sheets is really helping me out

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 12 December 2020 03:05 (three years ago) link

just thinking out loud, perhaps a period of time where you have given the Training department zero breaks between classes, and we still can't meet face to face with learners, is not the time to decommission the customer service console, add an entirely new tool AND case management system in a period of months.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

people are asking me questions about the new tool which I tailored and I have to keep replying I'M TEACHING FORTY MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON BREAK

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Getting a nice bit of reading done today and plans for a walk look likely

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

I work for the US federal govt and our office, which is home for several statistical agencies, just told us they are rearranging the entire building and won't reopen until the end of 2022. It looks like we'll be moving to some sort of hoteling once it reopens. Already working on a full time home office.

Heez, Monday, 14 December 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

that helps. I finally have a desk and a headset, but my old place was so tiny I did work out of my bed and....yeah, easy to be unmotivated there.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

adding to my aggravation today - I open our training modules at the beginning of each day so I can share them as an application in MS Teams. However - the third party software that the modules are built on time you out for inactivity like any software. The modules used to also be built on this same software, but last year we changed the modules to a new software, while retaining the original third-party software for the place they're stored.

So now, the system CAN'T TELL when you're actively using one of the modules. You can be clicking around for 40 minutes in the module and suddenly a big warning message pops up saying "You have Been Inactive, click Continue to prevent closure of the module". And you get 15 fucking seconds to click continue or it closes out the module AND the place the modules are stored! you have to reload BOTH.

AND, the warning message doesn't *pop up* when it happens, so if you are temporarily outside the module doing a demonstration, you won't see the message, and you'll come back and everything is closed out. and chances are, the same thing happened to your class.

so you wind up having to reload everything and telling the huge class to reload everything. multiple times a day.

when I bring it up I'm told "this is how it works everywhere" (narrator: no, it isn't).

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

Decided against the walk, looks peaky out there

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Right or wrong, that guy's predictions only address a tiny slice of "work." I know this is the wfh thread but the class divide here is so frightening, and only poised to get even more dystopian unless we Do Something(tm) to stop it.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 14 December 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

that guy's predictions only address a tiny slice of "work."

seriously!! in a weird way things are more resembling my images of the turn of the previous century in cities, where there were fancy people that had fancy homes and there was the class of people that delivered things to them. It's kinda like the only thing missing is people tossing their liquid waste products out the windows, though I doubt the new new world order will eliminate indoor plumbing

sarahell, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

I certainly have no interest in leaving my general chunk of the city but if a bunch of squares want to move to the suburbs and do their techco jobs from there and never drive into town again by all means they should.

― is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, December 11, 2020 3:56 PM (five days ago)

I am hoping for this as well

sarahell, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

snow storms just don't hit the same when you're already working from home :-(

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

lol

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

anybody got this on their bingo card?

"hey I was away, can you repeat what you just went over?"

"you...mean the last five minutes?"

some people literally type "brb" every 2 minutes

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

meanwhile I get to hold my peepee until break

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

Just quit a job that I started in June. Never went to the office. Never met any of my colleagues.

Refreshing, and weird.

mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

Congrats

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

I hate sometimes when the business pressure from leadership clashes with my humanitarian side. Disclosure, I was a very toxic person to work with in 2006 - I'm amazed more people didn't quit (if only I'd had Effexor then). Had to spend years undoing the corporate programming ("work is your top priority") and remember my compassionate side.

i'm glad because there was one learner who was late each day and I asked her if there were any tech issues we should be aware of, and she tells me her husband is on dialysis and requires daily assistance, and that she was discharged from the hospital for heart failure the day before training.

yeah, i'm not marking this person late anymore. I couldn't have known, of course, but man, people are putting themselves through hell right now just to obtain gainful employment since the gov't has abandoned them.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link

i took a clandestine nap this morning from 11-11:45. no emails. led a meeting at 1 that went well and i got compliments. good day lol.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

Heh i napped through half of a few days earlier this year. Work naps ftw

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

i keep working with people who can't seem to work out that they need to occasionally toggle between the meeting room and MS Teams chat. just about every co-instructor I work with gets tunnel vision and only looks the material they're presenting, so if I discreetly try to message them on the side, they don't see it, and they don't see it when I write it in the meeting chat, even if I tag them to make it 'ding'. so then I'm forced to do the thing I don't want to do and interrupt them out loud in front of the class to tell them what I wanted to tell them (or ask them to read their messages, if it's not something I can share in front of the class).

they always use the excuse that they don't have dual monitors but I DON'T EITHER! and I can jump back and forth without a problem!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 December 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

like right now, for instance, when the co-instructor blew through a section and completely skipped a necessary item, and isn't responding to msgs, so I basically am gonna have to go "hey excuse me you skipped this" in the least awkward way possible.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 December 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

Take a nap, a stroll into town on errands or in the park most days

Great lark this tbh

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 21 December 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

slept poorly last night and got maybe 5 hours sleep tops, had a kip on my lunch hour today, feeling ten times better than I would have without it. miserable pissy and cold rain outside which I'm very glad to not have any reason to venture out into. bliss.

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 December 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

hey that sounds like my day in wfh world! high five.

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 21 December 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

then I wrote an article about interfacing Automatic Generator starts with lithium batteries, which is a huge PITA for many reasons

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 21 December 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

i keep working with people who can't seem to work out that they need to occasionally toggle between the meeting room and MS Teams chat. just about every co-instructor I work with gets tunnel vision and only looks the material they're presenting, so if I discreetly try to message them on the side, they don't see it, and they don't see it when I write it in the meeting chat, even if I tag them to make it 'ding'. so then I'm forced to do the thing I don't want to do and interrupt them out loud in front of the class to tell them what I wanted to tell them (or ask them to read their messages, if it's not something I can share in front of the class).

For the most part I think Teams works pretty well, except for this. I really wish that if someone started chatting with you while you're on a meeting that this would somehow be on the same screen as the one having your meeting on (I guess make it optional, because it could be annoying I guess). I do have dual monitors and a message will generally pop up on the other screen so it is easy to miss if I'm focused on the meeting.

silverfish, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

yeah. it was a major adjustment for me to get used to as well. for the non "new" look of MS TEams, it's embedded within the MS Teams meeting so you can easily jump back and forth, but for some reason the 'new' look felt that was too convenient and separated the two.

problem is I need the 'new' look because it's the one that gives me Large GAllery mode.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

scheduling training classes in December = everybody has mentally checked out, especially the managers. a quarter of our hires' managers aren't even here, and have already begun PTO, so the hires come to us instead (cos they don't see on the out of office message who their managers' backup is or feel comfortable msging them). likewise, 2 of them didn't even show up today for the manager checkpoint, having backups lead them in their place - which defeats the entire purpose of a manager checkpoint.

on the plus side...this class ends tomorrow.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

Is the two screens thing worth it? I teach language, so conversation is really important, and I want to be looking straight at my students while I talk. It seems like it would be hard to have a second screen without looking to the side all the time.

Lily Dale, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

I feel like it depends on what you're used to. I'm a guy who used one screen for 16 years, and they gave me a two screen setup in a training class, and it broke me - completely threw me off, and I refused to do it again. it felt like adding extra steps and the process of dragging things from one screen to another aggravated me. had I been on two monitors from day 1, would probably have gotten used to it.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

I guess it depends on what you do exactly. I've been working with two screens for a long time now and briefly going back to a single screen at the beginning of the pandemic really affected my productivity. Even for meetings, it's pretty useful for when you need to look up something while still keeping the meeting on screen.

silverfish, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

The trick is to make one screen your main screen and the second one a secondary that you use when you need to have more than one window open.

silverfish, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

i feel like yeah, if you're doing task based work rather than presentational work, that could be a much bigger benefit. when i was a project manager, it would have been a godsend

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

I've discoursed elsewhere on why I don't use two screens, I have a 27" 4k(?) monitor and I still only look at one thing at a time on it. I have limited range of motion in my neck and even eye saccades to the extreme corners of the screen can tire me out a little bit so I just look straight ahead.

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

Have found it very hard to go back to one screen, but that is v much the nature of my work

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link

I work with a minimum of three screens these days - the laptop’s built-in screen, another big screen driven by the laptop, and the screen of my iPad Pro which I use for meetings and calls. If I’m working on other things that don’t require access to the official VPN I’ll also have my MacBook screen. I also juggle Signal, iMessage and Slack on my two phones. It’s sort of fun as long as I don’t have to sustain it all for very long periods of time.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

Ive had moments where its laptop for mails, monitor for RDP into server or w/e (i have, but it doesnt play nice size wise and needs to be put away every evening so i dont often bother) and tablet for the pdf or zoom alright, i think the latter is p great actually, would incorporate going fwd

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Having a dedicated tablet screen for videoconferencing is unbelievably valuable once you have it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

like, dear all organizations: take a vanishingly small percentage of what you’re about to save on real estate going forward and buy all your teleworking staff some very nice tablets, it’s so worth it you don’t even know

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link

otm

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

Even just let yr employees go in to the office and take one or two of the dozens of slightly outdated monitors that you have languishing in a supply closet

coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

We were allowed ransack, its just that i havent the tabletop real estate at home to justify the setup

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

the most hilarious thing about our office is they do not have any clue who has what equipment. prior to them outsourcing our IT, if they gave you a piece of equipment on loan or to manage, they never officially 'signed it out' or had any clue who had it, so shit would just disappear to various corners of the floor, and it was kind of like a scavenger hunt, whatever you find and take out of the building is yours.

now, however, they don't have guest computers anywhere like they used to, and there are few other options for desktops to use on a temporary basis if your laptop dies.

there are a bunch of classrooms with computers that nobody can use because they're on our old company's software which was inexplicably never migrated, so it uses a server we no longer have access to. so if your laptop dies, you're basically not doing any work until you go into the office and get a new one and...they don't always have one available! pre-pandemic, you could commandeer somebody's desk who was out of the office, but uhh that ain't gonna fly now.

I have a huge collection of stuff from the office, most of which I don't even use

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

I took my giant monitor home, and keyboard and mouse. Makes my tiny laptop much more bearable. I rotate the monitor so I have a giant code/mail screen and keep meetings on the (raised, for a flattering video angle) laptop so I look at the camera.

I wish I’d grabbed my chair but I didn’t want an ugly computer chair in my living room! If I’d known in April how long we’d be here though.. ugh

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

yeah, my back started spasming yesterday and I realized it's time to upgrade :/

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

That sucks. No proper pain yet thankfully but I’ve forgotten what it feels like not to squirm a thousand times a day!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

Yesterday I was on a brief call with a coworker and he had to get up from his chair for a sec and I saw the headrest said RESPAWN on it and realized oh yeah all the millennials are just buying gamer seats for their home office setup

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

my company gave everyone some cash for WFH equipment or expenses so i upgraded from my laptop screen + 1 monitor on an arm setup to a dual-monitor rig + laptop screen. i have so much stuff open most of the time that i'm really liking the extra real estate.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

nice!

I use my home screen plus the 4k screen I got from work by abusing the hardware catalog options at my desk. also been gaming on the 4k

mh, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

coming back to work after the Christmas break (the university were I work closes between Christmas and new year, we get paid without having to take vacation) was so much easier because I didn't have to traipse out in the shitty rain and instead just rolled out of bed and started answering emails with a cup of tea.

I never want to go back to the office

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

on the other hand, i started at a co-working place yesterday and even though i had to walk through rain that was just above freezing for about 20 mins to get there i felt like the hallelujah chorus was my soundtrack. i have two kids (9 and 12) and a partner at home, all supposedly working and doing schoolwork. we have three usable desks in our house, tops. and i just.... walked away from it, for several hours. god it felt good.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

my brother got me a high-end bluetooth speaker setup for christmas so can listen to music in my home office on good speakers instead of thru shitty laptop speakers

feels like a whole new workspace :D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

except i am an old lady and auxed-in my 160gb ipod to it instead of bluetoothing

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

Bluetooth is crap anyway

is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

My 160 iPod Classic was one of the casualties of 2020 and I am still in denial

Xp

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link

coming back to work after the Christmas break (the university were I work closes between Christmas and new year, we get paid without having to take vacation) was so much easier because I didn't have to traipse out in the shitty rain and instead just rolled out of bed and started answering emails with a cup of tea.

I never want to go back to the office

― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver),

Yet because there's no one around at my uni I always want to return to my office. It's better than the oppression of home. I revel in the fiction of routine: picking out a nice shirt, driving to campus, parking, getting tea in the middle of the day, home by 4 p.m. I realize not everyone can do this, but if you can, by all means.

I was rehearsing my monologue for Buffalo Bill in the Shakespearean Silence of the Lambs my friends and I are filming. Y'know..."I'd fuck me".

We shoot tonight and i was rehearsing my monologue while my co-instructor presented. I was on mute the first 10 mins, but I was lying on my back due to the recurring back problems of late. So I guess somehow I accidentally hit the unmute button on my headset.

After I'd said the final line a few times ("Were I two people, I should fornicate"), I noticed I was unmuted.

I don't think it was audible as I'd actually taken the headset off by that point but close call nonetheless

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 January 2021 01:54 (three years ago) link

I hate nothing more when I"m put in charge of designing a new tool that I don't even believe in myself (I think it sucks). I have no say on format, so when of course the complaints come in, I agree with them, but have to defend this piece of crap.

I also do not care rn given teh state of things in the States rn

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

allen wrenches do kinda suck but so many things require them ... idk ... or is it a different kind of tool?

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

unfortunately "tool" in this context probably means "website"

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

hahaha. more of a 'reading' tool.

we basically have taken the proprietary customer service procedural tool that has been in place since before I started here (2004) and replacing it with something new and drastically inferior. the old tool was more of a call handling checklist which you could scroll down sequentially to help you structure your call.

the new format is some FAQ-esque bullshit which isn't even ordered in order of steps (it's alphabetized) - it forces people to click in twice the number of places to do things. no idea why they're forcing this through right now.

I had no trouble authoring the new tool as my background was in doing stuff like this before I came here, but many of the other authors haven't done this before and are completely lost.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

it does yes u r right

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

because I do this stuff people think I'm an IT tech person and I don't have an utter clue how things work. I just know how to quote people who do.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

I set up my philips hue bulbs in my bedroom so now I can have cooler light temperatures during the workday, which is nice for feeling awake imo

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

light is so important

brimstead, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

unfortunately "tool" in this context probably means "website"

― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (one hour ago)

hahah sigh -- so basically it's a checklist on a website? This stuff never ceases to amaze me ... probably because I'm old or something. Like, isn't the point of your company or division or whatever to train people so they know what they're doing and don't need someone to make a checklist for them?

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

this also reminds me of almost 20 years ago when I taught income tax school for a company that basically had software that the preparers were supposed to follow line by line in terms of interview questions/procedure ... which in some ways was good, but in other ways was dumb. ... like a lot of clients don't understand the questions or they think they understand but they don't, and it also is a bit dehumanizing, and really the key thing to being good at this stuff is being able to communicate well with the client, both in terms of explaining/asking as well as listening and understanding what they're saying/asking. ...

I think software has improved a lot since then, but people are going to misunderstand/misinterpret things in checklist form but will do so less if they understand the purpose of the questions/tasks. ... And then they get to the point where the prescriptive checklists are annoying AF

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

hahah sigh -- so basically it's a checklist on a website? This stuff never ceases to amaze me ... probably because I'm old or something. Like, isn't the point of your company or division or whatever to train people so they know what they're doing and don't need someone to make a checklist for them?

― sarahell, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

the strategy is to have them memorize the concepts, use their tools as a reference to refresh them of their client's rules. and for Pension, it's kind of necessary, because there are often hundreds of grandfathered formulas. but lots of seniors do 'memorize'.

ultimately though the challenge is when I was hired back in 04, I got 5 weeks of training in a classroom with my teacher. It was fantastic. Most people get 2 weeks now, virtual, and the technology is twice as hard to use as it was when I was hired because we overcomplicated things.

truly was a dream job back in 04-05. we had a cafeteria that provided free breakfast/lunch/dinner, all beverages were free, snacks were free (cookies, ice cream), and my HMO plan cost $20 a month and covered 100% of my claims.

oh those were the days.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

and for Pension, it's kind of necessary, because there are often hundreds of grandfathered formulas.

oh god ... true ... one benefit (lol groan) of capitalism's victory over organized labor in the last 50 years or so is that this stuff is becoming obsolete as those workers die off and almost everyone now has defined contribution plans instead of pensions ... capitalism wins again

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link

unless you are dealing with government workers/retirees ... I had a client (retired teacher from NYC) who would always complain how horrible California is because they tax her NY teacher's pension, whereas NY does not. ... and, I don't think she ever got it fixed so they took out CA state tax. Anyway ... She recently moved back to NYC

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

yeah most of our clients that have Pension have frozen it by this point.

my company has never had one in the time I've been there. and the 401(k) has been modified over time to suck more and more

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link

most of the people at my company can't write an SOP to save their lives, but on the rare moment one of them actually nails it and writes a good one, I'm also realizing just about nobody here can follow them.

three colleagues given a task which had an SOP developed by an outside department and it's actually quite good....all three have done it completely wrong AND completely differently from each other.

i'll probably wind up doing their shit for them....again.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

first work from home downside appearing for me. my wife has class during my work, our apartment is really too small for her to be on a Zoom call and me to be on one also, or on the phone. I mean it's not impossible but it gives me flashbacks of working in a call-centre in the 00s which i don't like.

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

I've been in the bedroom for any courses/calls, same situation

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link

that is rough, yeah. i've worked from home for 8 years, and truthfully the only time I was able to fully control and mitigate background noise were the two years I lived by myself.

sound bleed's bad enough when it distracts you from doing your thing, worse when it actually bleeds onto your call and people are hearing it.

right now my parents are so deaf I hear the 50s Perry Mason reruns blaring in my room when I work some days. usually have to walk out to ask them to turn down a lil.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

I have taken calls from the bathroom, the car, and my son's bunkbed.

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link

Ye Malfred Pruffrock

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

i once led a conference call on a city bus

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

AND once had to fill in for a trainer that had a panic attack and fled while I was riding a Megabus. gladly it didn't last long cos co-riders were getting ANGRY

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

they're refreshing my laptop (aka giving me a new one). as part of the transition, they asked me to supply my current user ID and password on a form.

my current password is basically a lewd sex act plus random numbers and symbols. guess I should change it again real quick

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link

no one should ever ask for your password cmon this is basic. i wouldn’t give it to them tbh

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

it's the stupid way we do things. since our laptops are encrypted and use Bitlocker, they ask us this so they can set up our Bitlocker login correctly on the new machine.

why they think me writing my username and password on a form that goes through a nemail, even one on a secure secure, is beyond me but we outsource our IT now and they are the ones who insist on this stupid policy!

i'm going to wind up changing it right after anyway.

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link

*secure server

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link

we also have a client that was one of the main culprits in the Great Recession who still insist on background/credit checking everybody who works on their account. I have refused to submit/assist this client for 12 years ongoing because it's offensive af

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

3 consecutive hours of meetings on a Friday = pee-youuuuuuuu

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

wfh advantage of the day is I can start cooking a pot roast at 2pm and then go back to work, on a workday

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 22 January 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

ya it's definitely time to break out the slowcooker

sarahell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link

i love being able to do laundry during the day, or any around the house shit for realsies.

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link

Slow cookers are in the same category as air fryers and instant pots for me, viz they don’t seem like they could solve a problem that I have and I mistrust their newfangledness.

Love a rice cooker though.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:32 (three years ago) link

WFH has made buying a house so much easier, taking the hour here or there when needed and having herself available to discuss things or come on a call as required has been a massive stress reducer vs having to manage it in dribs and drabs from different sites

Saving on the day yo day costs of commuting and mooching around town also a big factor

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

Day o'day, noted former irish ilxor

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2021 02:07 (three years ago) link

thought you'd go for a Harry Belafonte joke instead

Vinnie, Saturday, 23 January 2021 04:10 (three years ago) link

newfangledness? slow cooker?

mh, Saturday, 23 January 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

Yeah Crock-Pots are a grandma thing to me. Personally I love a slow-cooker for chili and daubes and pot roasts and other soups and stews.

Instant pots and air fryers? Nope for me, but I will not judge those who like them.

I get the appeal of rice cookers but just don't have room for a lot of single-use appliances

quoth the craven (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

Instant pots are really nice if you want to cook tough cuts of meat without giving them all day in the slow cooker. Also good for curries. I don't use mine nearly as much as I should, but I'm always happy when I do.

Lily Dale, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link

permanent wfh is going well, i think

but as others have suggested, i now have a need for a bigger dedicated space

that shouldn't be a problem for a lot of people, though, as there are now so many companies that have switched to having people work fully remote

so i guess i'm following the trend of moving to wherever i want. i'm just waiting til covid numbers go down a bit or are manageable

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

I'm assuming that sometime close to summer I'll be back in the office, and I admit part of me isn't looking forward to that again, though I am absolutely not complaining otherwise -- it's my job and I enjoy it and do well with it. But what this time has definitely helped clarify for me and hopefully shown others up the chain is that there's a lot I can do from home that helps out in general in ways none of us had thought of before, and that's going to factor into seeing out the rest of my years working for the system if there's a way to switch full-time to doing at-home work along the line towards when I want to retire. (Which, given I'm about to turn 50 in a few weeks, is increasingly less of a theoretical prospect.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

If I ever became a big boss I’d probably go work in the office more assuming the office still existed at all but my hope for back to the office planning is to just go in with a laptop and sit at a hotel desk and maybe attend/run meetings from conference rooms like 1 or 2 days a week. Maybe try to have team onsites once a month or something to hang out and hack?

Working for the university makes me feel like we shouldn’t have a hyperdistributed workforce, even within IT there’s many staff who obviously will need to work from campus, attending to infrastructure, and most of the people we support will be working and learning in person again. But making a bunch of developers who basically to a one work better with privacy and quiet come hang out in a building all the time is clearly unnecessary.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 23 January 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

My new manager was appointed during covid, lives one county from the atlantic and is

*heavily*

supportive of our team continuing wfh for four days a week

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

I worked from home a lot prior to Covid, but my clients would come to my home office for their appointments. I sometimes miss having people over like that. But it is super comfortable to just be able to work on their stuff without them there at times of my choosing.

sarahell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:25 (three years ago) link

Also, I don't have to worry about potential awkwardness of a neighbor knocking on my door asking, "Is that your stuff in the dryer?" while I am with a client.

sarahell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

My brother would walk in the door and try to yell nonsense like BUTT SOUP hoping i was not muted.

He was 35 at the time

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

lol, you are obviously related

sarahell, Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

Yuuup

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

The Larx Brothers

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 January 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

feel like every time I have a huge class which requires two or more facilitators, my co-facilitator constantly gets sick and I get left to finish myself. obviously I am not mad at someone for being sick, nor do I want them to "fight through it" (hate that phrase and I wouldn't let them do it even if they offered). it's just that now that i am helping take care of my dad, having my partner lead half the day helps me be free once in a while to check on him or help my mother out for 5 mins.

and yet the one time I got laryngitis and couldn't talk, they basically made me 'fight through it' cos nobody else was available. thinkin' of jumpin departments again though right now pickings are slim. more will be avail towards summer probably.

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 January 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

(obv not mad at anybody for being sick, just frustrated at the bad luck i constantly have with this, going back to 2018).

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 January 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

13 of my 30 class members lost MS Teams connection for 30 minutes or more, most missing an hour or more, and all 13 from the same useless partner location that we should have fired years ago

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 January 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link

one diff between WebEx and MS Teams - WebEx sucked dick, but I swear I never had as many people at partner sites who "suddenly got booted from the MS TEams meeting and can't get back in". like they'll try and it will endlessly say Connecting.

even with WebEx's moody ass, this didn't happen. have had 20% of the people at a location have to call IT simply because they couldn't get in.

(I know what it is - it's their shitty-assed server. but nobody is willing to admit it. but is MS Teams a big resource hog?)

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

Not that ive spotted tbh

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

if it's not, that just leads me to believe our partner site just has a shitty server and that WebEx didn't tax it so much.

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

the Breakout Room feature in MS Teams is a godsend though. group activities became much easier

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh idk being that most all of our business locations are located in areas who all faced extreme weather from the winter storm, maybe just maybe it might have been a good idea to postpone the class we had scheduled this week.

8 people in my class (which is only 20 ppl) have missed at least 4 hours of class or more, or have had their internet and power going off and on multiple times a day. so they're lost and frustrated and I don't blame them. i just emailed the boss to say "uhhh why don't we just reschedule some of these 8 people so they're not completely lost and want to quit after the next round of training?".

and yet I doubt they'll do it, they'll just say "well we'll give them extra practice next week", then they don't, and then they quit because they weren't ready and we penalized them for being hit with a winter storm like they had any control over that.

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link

heh last week I had to drop something off at my co-worker's house, and the first thing I said as I walked in the door was, "wow, it's your zoom background in real life!"

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:07 (three years ago) link

does anybody else find that colleagues that don't work at home seem to think those that do have the same discipline? (i.e., you don't leave the house except lunch, you will only work out of your own home).

I am housesitting for a friend's dog today as he went on a business trip so I planned to get there during lunch, as he'd already fed and walked her. I also had a doctor's appointment at 1:45 that my entire team knew about.

Of course, at around 11 am, I find out that the facilitator of another class left due to being in pain, and my boss had taken over and was floundering badly, so he asked me to take over until my appointment. and he wanted me to time their one-hour lunch with the time I left to go to my appointment. I had to say no as a) when would I eat and b) I had to tell him I needed to get ot he friend's house as otherwise the dog won't have been let out in 10 hours and she has a tiny bladder, and he seemed surprised, like I should have told him or something.

I told him about the appointment because it would cause me to *miss work*. I didn't tell him about the friend's arrangement because I was going there at lunch and I wouldn't miss any work. like wtf...

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link

(to be clear, I *did* fill in, I had to say no to delaying the lunch, and had to take it a half hour earlier than he wanted me to)

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link

actually, I get a bit of the reverse -- though most of my work is with clients rather than colleagues -- where the logic is, because I am working from home, I should be responding to their emails, texts, etc. on Saturday afternoons, Saturday evenings, Sunday afternoons ... etc. A significant number of them are unemployed, so that sense of time that changes when you don't have a job ends up extended to me? ... otoh, some of them who would take forever to get back to me about stuff are very quick to respond. I shouldn't complain. I only have to set an alarm once every two weeks for the 9am zoom call that I mentioned upthread.

sarahell, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:12 (three years ago) link

oh that's major dealbreaker with me. I've heard a lot of friends that wfh say the same - "they think I should respond to them 24/7".

I had one needy client who prompted me to buy a Google Voice number and 'turn off' the forwarding from that number to my personal number each night so they wouldn't have my real number and I'd be forced to wait until morning to deal with it.

only so much power I had there though!

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link

my concerns that I will not be able to continue to do a fair amount of my work from home — that is to say, design my own in-office time — have now changed to “they’re not going to let more than 20% of the people on site, ever again”

companies are looking at office ownership/rental dollars are making some calculations now. I already had some remote coworkers, but I think that they’re not going to be outliers by any means in the future

half the people in some of my meetings are in a completely different office in a different state, anyway. doesn’t much matter if I video chat them from my place or my office. probably easier at home than in my actual cubicle, tbh

mh, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:46 (three years ago) link

Today's coworkers:

https://i.ibb.co/9sGdh3s/IMG-20210301-162923.jpg

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

Lets not give tim burton any more ideas hmmkay?

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:36 (three years ago) link

shit can we IP ban him

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:36 (three years ago) link

Tim Burtons IP Ban, with johnny depp as the wacky founder of wing chung and his daddy issues

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

oh jesus, lol

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

The opposite of the thread title but ... has anyone worked on a risk assessment to *get back to the office*? (From a UK perspective, if that makes any difference?)

djh, Monday, 1 March 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

Lemmy hasn't been contributed much to meetings recently. You should have a talk with him imo

chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

weirdly he keeps not showing up to the meetings where I would discipline him

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link

second straight year my annual review was merely "Achieving" rather than "Excelling". prior to last year, I'd only had a rating lower than "Excelling" once in my entire career. the review itself has nothing but glowing things to say, no actual major feedback, and actually states I'm doing things not even required of my role. but once again, the stupid politics of "only xx % of our department can be Excelling and you're a lowly business instructor" win out.

we're already not getting raises, though, due to COVID impact on financials, so what does it matter.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

boss said he and his boss attempted to get me Excelling and was shot down by Execs. damn clique-ish bullshit

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link

i'm very disappointed in you Neanderthal

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link

never worked anywhere that had designations like that, it sounds awful

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link

yea it's dumb

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

do you get something special if you are "Excelling" as opposed to "Achieving"? Like free ice cream or a blow job or a raise? ... If not, this just seems like some adult version of stupid stickers for most improved at writing their name or tying their shoes in pre-school.

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

maybe some free mdma?

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

#onethread

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link

it's my pretty firm belief that finding meaning in your job is never worth it because your job will never find meaning in you. find just enough meaning to keep yourself from losing it imo, then find an overabundance of meaning outside of work to balance it out.

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

I just got an 'exceeds expectations' review for the first time in the better part of a decade that I've been at this job. Which I take as more of a sign of the alarmingly-high rate of attrition in our department (who knew so many people were hiring in 2020) than of my actual performance (which in my perception has been lackluster but I guess it's more impressive when you don't have to watch me almost literally sleepwalking through a day).

And no, I don't get any special prizes as a result. No raise last year, expecting the same this year. And they're still uncertain whether any kind of WFH privileges will be extended indefinitely despite everyone having now amply demonstrated that they can WFH with both grace and aplomb.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

xpost I can imagine earning a living from something that infused my life with meaning but I can't imagine ever finding meaning in something that I actively refer to as 'a job'.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

sarahell it used to be the only way you could get a pay raise (Achieving = no raise, Excelling or higher = raise).

This year nobody gets them, so rationing the ratings seems dumb

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

No excelling means Neanderthal is literally a viking

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link

Lol

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

training a class this morning and accidentally did a full Desktop share instead of just the application I wanted to show, and accidentally showed the chord chart for Matthew Wilder's Break My Stride to the class, which I was playing on the ukulele last night.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

if you know what i mean

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

ew

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

pretty sure one or maybe more lucky coworkers have seen site new answers

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

lol that's happened to me more times than I can count.

thankful that the NSFW threads weren't up

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link

maybe this is more of a "too much time on ilx" thing, but at one point in the past two weeks, in a good-natured argument with my co-worker, I mentioned the Innocent Smoothies Aesthetic ... and it took me a few minutes to realize that my co-worker had no idea what I was talking about, but that he probably thought it was some new very online intellectual term that he should know, and thus he didn't say, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

lol "can't pretend I don't know what Innocent Smoothies r, gonna just nod"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

it would have been hilarious to have been on a call with this co-worker a week later, and hear him say, while trying to impress a client, "you know, like the Innocent Smoothies Aesthetic?"

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

"have you heard about why Pomplemoose is problematic?"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link

he also likes to make acronyms of things and pronounce them as words, so, I could see "eye-suh" being his term for "Innocent Smoothies Aesthetic" ... Like, "Do we have an 'eye-suh' issue?"

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

xp - lol! This co-worker would combine that with, "and by the way, I went to school with the Deschanels, I know Zooey Deschanel."

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal, I hope it didn't slow you down. And that you kept on movin'.

imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

never let another class like mine
work me over

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

so my work directory apparently does what some search engines do, and searches not just for the name you searched for, but also similar words with the same meaning.

an incredibly stupid feature because you're searching for people BY A SPECIFIC NAME, but I did giggle when I searched for "semen" as a lark and it pulled up several people with the surname "Cummings".

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

you better say something nice about Raymond now!

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do not read if you hate introvert musings.

So I just realized something. I sort of want to go back to the office in order to use the fitness center (and maybe see Nick or other men). But I don't want to deal with coworkers who want to chat while I'm doing something. (I'm the sort of person who despises small talk BECAUSE I'm so bad at it.) At least I don't have an imminent return to the office.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 12:35 (three years ago) link

I'm back in today for the first time since September, it's 'pleasant' and quiet.

Diggin Holes (Ste), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link

Thinking of going in for a day or two a week this summer just as an excuse to get a good walk in every once in a while.

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

took a wellness day because I have been so stressed out this week. realized I have 220 unused wellness hours that keep rolling over year to year and that I'm near the cap, so why not.

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link

it always feels weird taking it when you work from home, like, even if you're sick, they're like "but you can still log in right?"

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link

they say that? damn. anyway good on ya.

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:14 (two years ago) link

Take more! Surely that’s what they’re there for. And no, you can’t log in.

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link

#ffs

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link

my colleagues don't say that, but friends of mine who work for shittier employers have told me they've basically been bullied over taking days off. glad that's not my scenario - I literally just log in and say "I'm not fuckin' working" via email and log out.

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

pff you didn't say that

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link

of course not, it's that George Costanza thing where you fudge the details to make yourself seem cooler!

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:22 (two years ago) link

well let me tell you this, it's working

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 May 2021 13:23 (two years ago) link

Washingtonian's CEO harps on workplace culture and threatens employees who don't want to go back to the office.

In 2017, she paid me and other interns minimum wage, offered no healthcare for full-time work, and gave zero paid time off. https://t.co/oI9GQk4AsP

— Noah Lanard (@nlanard) May 7, 2021

As members of the Washingtonian editorial staff, we want our CEO to understand the risks of not valuing our labor. We are dismayed by Cathy Merrill’s public threat to our livelihoods. We will not be publishing today.

— Lauren Bulbin (@laurenbulbin) May 7, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 May 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link

my work has been so quiet that ive been watching anime on crunchyroll half the time. bliss.

we are definitely getting made to come back in the fall. which sucks. im not even worried about covid - although i won't be fully vaccinated by september - just don't want to have to go into my office ever again

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

We are proposing that our team will agree to one week in the office a month so any face to face meetings can be scheduled for that time. We will see what they say about that.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

I think my office will be doing some kind of hybrid model - i.e. we won't have our own desks anymore, and we'll probably have less square footage overall. A lot of folks have moved out of state in the last year (oregon, montana, etc) and they can't be expected to come in all the time, so hopefully they won't expect me to come in all the time either.

I used to take casual carpool from Oakland to San Francisco every morning, god knows when/if that will be ever be coming back.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

We're switching to that "hybrid" model where no one gets their own desk anymore and you have to reserve a desk before coming in. This assumes that most people will be working from home. Too many people like working from home to try to get everyone back in the office. We've had quite a few people move to various parts of the continent, as well. I have to say, I'm a lot more productive when working from home.

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 7 May 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

i do not enjoy the sounds of drilling next door, or sitting hunched over my laptop at the kitchen table, or paying for heat in the middle of the day in the cold months, or making my own lunch and washing the dishes every goddamned day

but i also don’t like commuting

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 May 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

i do not enjoy the sounds of drilling next door, or sitting hunched over my laptop at the kitchen table, or paying for heat in the middle of the day in the cold months, or making my own lunch and washing the dishes every goddamned day

have you got any scottish ancestry, tracer? haha.

yeah my apartment is too loud (and will be too hot in the summer), my work setup is the opposite of ergonomical, and i not only do my own lunch and the dishes but most of the time my wife's as well. but otoh i just never want to have to go into work ever again

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 May 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link

WFH over a 3g tethered phone has been surprisingly ok.

but friday there was a forced macos upgrade which failed at 4.5GB and then went ok that night. but there's a 1.5GB security upgrade and others that now need applying. it's downloaded another 3.5GB of *something* so far this morning.

and vim is broken. 8(

(brew seems to need python 3.9 to update vim, python 3.9 wants 'xcode command line tools'. it's telling me '6 hours to complete' so it'll be another overnight job. laptop makes a nice nightlight if you turn the brightness down to about 10%)

koogs, Monday, 10 May 2021 10:59 (two years ago) link

my work keeps telling me i need to change my password and then their little password changer app just times out every time i try. and then some things don't work because they say my password's expired but it doesn't accept the one i was trying to change it to 😔

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 May 2021 11:08 (two years ago) link

Can’t you just call the help desk on the trunk line on the subcontinent and have them give you a temporary password, assuming you can understand it through the bad connection?

Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 May 2021 11:14 (two years ago) link

still drives me nuts that after people turn off the banner notifications in chat, people are still so poorly versed in how to share just a Window vs their entire screen. so they'll share the entire screen, and if you try to private message them with something minor to aid them while presenting, it'll show up on the screen. Whereas if they shared a Window, they could read them without anybody noticing.

and while no, we shouldn't be inundating a presenter with messages, sometimes over the course of an 8 hour day you want to shoot the presenter a message about something that you don't want to ask out loud (i.e. if you're giving someone a time check that they're over time for a section). when they just ignore all the messages, you have to awkwardly break in and either ask them to read them, or just tell them out loud, which is what we were trying to avoid by being discreet. I don't have this problem, I multitask!

I like Teams overall though - and find it easy to use with some features being less easy than others. it just seems that since we moved to it, we have this new behavioral problem.

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

it's actually easier for me to share my whole screen. i turn off message previews (in teams) and just get a number notification or whatever it's called. i move all my private windows to my other monitor, away from the monitor i'm sharing. but yes, if you don't tweak your setup, it always looks weird when we get to see people's private messages and emails

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link

I never thought I’d miss the office, but here I am. 14 months of WFH and I hate it with every fibre of my being. If I just had some spreadsheets to work in or something, I’d probably like it, but since my whole job is talking with people, every single workday feels exactly the same: an endless parade of meetings with nothing to differentiate each day from the last.

I recently realized that part of the reason I’m having trouble retaining any information is that I’m lacking all the environmental cues that I used to have that helped me remember conversations. Things like what room we were in, who was there, where they were sitting or standing, what the light was like, etc. With all of that gone, I’m basically Dory from Finding Nemo.

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link

Thats absolutely a thing, yeah

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

I often wonder how many memories of this year I will have, since like you I've been finding that there's nothing to hang them on.

I wasn't happy about going back to teach in person, since it involves hybrid teaching and an unworkable schedule and it's hard on the students and all that, but my god it's good to do some of my work out of the house.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link

hd that’s a really good point. i had never really thought about that.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my mother's outbursts at menial frustrations today are loud enough that I can't keep my train of thought and I had to pause class to ask her to keep it down.

really the ONLY thing I don't like about wfh, the things I can't control in my environment. animals fortunately not an issue but used to be when i lived w/ dogs

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

maybe if I say "hey, if I get fired, we won't be able to pay rent" that'll work

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

one of my friends who WFH lost a grandparent today and after making her wait for 20-30 minutes still hadn't approved her leaving early for bereavement so she told them she was done and just left.

proud. fucking companies, wtf man.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link

That's so sad and crap.

djh, Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

she got a new job today and is basically going to tell them Monday she's done immediately. lmao

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

literally taught a class while reading ILX all day. though in fairness, it was a refresher course for people that kind of already knew what they were doing and there's a lot of time where they do little simple activities that are so simple they're fairly bored by them.

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

I stopped wfh a couple weeks ago and there’s some days when I don’t have much work to do and I want to die. I basically drive 20 minutes to go read shit on my phone for 8 hours in a little room.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

Could be worse?

calstars, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

I've definitely got an "Oh dear God, working from home is destroying me; the only thing worse would be working from the office" thing going on.

djh, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

My company is hemming & hawing over what the future office will look like... they did an informal survey and were somewhat shocked by how many folks don't want to commute into San Francisco anymore. Fortunately they've hired a consultant to help with space use, so we're almost surely downsizing the square footage. My internet is kinda crap but it beats sitting in a dark bus slowly creeping through heavy evening traffic.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

1 more week and i'm back in office for good, except we're allowed to work from home for the night shift and two days a week if we wish (I don't). can't wait.

Diggin Holes (Ste), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

I basically drive 20 minutes to go read shit on my phone for 8 hours in a little room.

feel this

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 16 July 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

Two more weeks of WFH before I go back in full time, getting very anxious about it, tbh. Ours is one of the only departments in the whole place that is not allowed any remote or hybrid work, we have been told to not even ask about it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

Last day today. Wish I wasn't extremely busy and trying to get things done before my folks come visit from out of town, so I could go out to lunch or something.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

not having to go back to the office until september and then apparently will only have to go in 2 days a week. absolutely delighted.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 July 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

I basically drive 20 minutes to go read shit on my phone for 8 hours in a little room.

Love 2 marvel at the efficient allocation of resources automatically engendered by capitalism

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 July 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

I've commuted to the office a few times in the last couple of weeks to do a few things in anticipation of going back in September. At first I was kind of giddy to be back after so much time, but after a few hours the novelty wore off and I just got this sinking feeling in my gut that hasn't really gone away since. On top of having to readjust to the commute taking two hours out of every day, there's been huge turnover in the company and just a lot of people I know are gone with a lot of new people coming in. They also really haven't made any changes since the office has been closed. It's still a mess. They've had so much more money and time to make major changes and they haven't. They were supposed to replace the whole HVAC system and declutter the place to pave the way for "hotel desks", do something about the immense dust problem, but I guess that plan got scrapped when they decided they could just force the majority of people (who haven't already fled the area) to go back.

Maybe it'll be good - I don't know. I'm trying to keep a positive frame of mind about it. There are some really shitty things about WFH, too. I don't have an office, so I'm using a make-shift space and it's been killing my body from an ergonomic POV. I'm really not all that worried about going back from a safety point of view, at least, so maybe after a few weeks I'll readjust to it.

beard papa, Friday, 16 July 2021 20:23 (two years ago) link

WFH has been the best thing that ever happened to me. No longer had a four hour commute and I’m fatter but happier. I listen to music all day at what ever volume I want. Maybe the worst thing is my cat sometimes tries to walk all over my laptop and rub his face on the touch screen.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 17 July 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link

that sounds like the best thing

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 17 July 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

I've been wfh since before covid and aside from the fact that I don't get any exercise any more I wouldn't change it for the world office. Latest bonus is wfh while watching the tdf.

At Easter I had a fall. I don't know whether to laugh or cry (ledge), Saturday, 17 July 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

Its been positive for us, even though our place is pretty unideal

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 July 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so i'm really very lucky in that my work from home experience has actually increased this summer. slc has some of the worst air quality in the country, so the state government has implemented a program whereby eligible employees are mandated to work from home on "surge remote work" days, which happen when the air quality forecast is above a certain threshold. the forecast includes ozone pollution, which goes crazy in the summer months due to a/c. because i'm already scheduled to wfh for half the week, and the other half has been mandated by surge remote work days for the past month and a half, i've been out of the office for weeks at a time. the announcement for monday comes on a saturday, so i get the pleasant experience of knowing i get to wfh all week with a text on saturday.

this morning was my first regular trip to the office in forever, because it's cool and rainy and there was no announcement. the whole experience of commuting by car is so terrible it just really hit me how bad and forced and arbitrary it is this morning after not doing it forever.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

It really fuckin is, i hope to never routinely experience any type of rush hour again tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

The last year made me realize to what extent I dislike working from home.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link

I'm currently suffering a bout of "full-time freelancer broken brain" because I've had to start turning down work, which always fills me with a certain amount of terror as I tell myself "You're showing them that you're unreliable — now they'll never hire you again!" even though I'm currently working on 5 or 6 different assignments for the exact same client. Times like that I think about trying to get another regular full-time job, but I don't think those offer any more security than what I'm doing, so fuck it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link

commutes are not all bad but all car commutes are bad is how i break it down to an extent

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link

My commute is minimal, half hour walk, 15 by bus, 10 by bike. Still prefer rolling out my bed minutes before work starts.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

cat was being a dick and waking me up multiple times through the night. slept in by an hour. nobody notices. i love you wfh

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link

so we're still all in WFH mode and now they're not even requiring people to pick up equipment for WFH at the office anymore, but they're shipping (which is the right move, of course).

But nobody at my company can fucking pivot, or ever wants to acknowledge potential obstacles, so they based the whole strategy on the idea that everybody would get their package on time and there'd never be any delays/issues, ever. so now we wind up with learners who on Day 1, have zero equipment and can't do anything besides log in and listen.

some of these people don't get their equipment for two full days, so they fall two days behind. they won't let us bump start dates of class, of course, so these people wind up two days behind and some of them get frustrated and quit. or, we have to move them to another start date class weeks in the future (which means weeks without income for them that they expected to have).

the "radical thinking" of sending the equipment a day earlier met with resistance from just about every leader. "what if they open it early, before their hire date?"

well, for one, they won't be able to log into anything. and is this not preferable to having 20% of a class quit or get moved to a later class?

and then these same assholes ask why we have such high attrition.

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

so we shipped someone everything but the actual PC. monitor, mouse, etc. they're on Day 3 of training and have no computer still.

gee wonder why people quit.

also one of the other ones was sent a defective machine, and at least 3 people in the last week indicated we sent them the wrong cords.

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

going in a few times a week and it's getting painfully obvious that I really do not need to be in this particular building whatsoever to get my job done!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

other than to justify the stupid office space this makes zero sense

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

is there any way to bring that up? like, okay, i trialled this. here are the advantages to me and to the company of doing this (not much), here are the disadvantages, let’s be sensible.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

yes, my boss who works remotely from his home in ANOTHER state tells me he is looking into some kind of compromise for some of us that don't benefit greatly from in office work, so we'll see.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

Here are your Great Moments in Classist Bullshit for today.

My company, for its agents, has an unplanned absence line, has been in place for years. You're going to be out, you simply call it.

Very easy.

Welp, now they're changing to....a cell phone app, for Android or iPhone. Old line is being retired for the teams going on the new interaction platform.

This assumes the agents (who are the lowest on the pay totem pole) all can afford or desire to have the latest and greatest phones, and people who use older, cheaper phones with outdated iOS/OS won't be able to download it.

In fact, got my first agent today that said they had a very old iPhone that could not download the app because it required iOS 13 or higher. so I was told they just have to tell their manager when they're out and it might delay notification to Workforce Management of their absence.

So.....everybody with the right cell phone gets to avoid talking to anybody and just submit their absence online, and everything's taken care of ASAP. People who can't afford or don't want the newest fancy gadgets might have to call and talk to a manager who might try and talk them out of calling out, and will temporarily show as a No-Call No Show in the system.

that is fucking bullshit. I already shared my concerns with my boss's boss but trying to find out who I can escalate this to. it's discriminatory

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

That is awful, glad you are pushing back on that.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

Good for you, I'm definitely stubborn about smartphone requirements. It was nothing as essential as that, but there was a work app to help coordinate a conference, and I couldn't download it on my old android Galaxy S6 or whatever. I was basically like, well, that won't be happening, guess I'll look at someone else's phone if necessary.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 16 September 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

made the HR report/complaint today.

I suspect there might actually be a secondary option available that hasn't been broadly communicated, but nobody seems interested in sharing it, so this should force that out into the open.

did it anonymously so my boss's boss doesn't think I am selling her out, as it was not her decision (it was leadership's).

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 September 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

i am so disengaged due to life distractions and the aforementioend issues that I'm barely phoning it in at a very low level right now. wonder how long before someone notices.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link

every single group zoom call makes me want to scream now

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

Well thats what mute is for ive always presumed

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2021 00:36 (two years ago) link

I did a lot of group zoom calls with my family over the last year, but we got really tired of it and we can see each other in person now. I just participate in zoom book club meetings at this point, since our members are scattered across the country

Dan S, Thursday, 23 September 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

In practical terms I've only had to do two regular Zoom meetings a month, each an hour long, one with a team of about ten and the other just three. I can live with that, and certainly I'm not going back until maybe sometime in March.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 September 2021 01:03 (two years ago) link

i’m in them at least 2-3 times a week for work now & i hate every minute

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

genuine question--if you don't mind articulating, what do you hate about zoom meetings?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link

Fucking sitting down at a desk/table in my house or wherever. I don't mind Zoom at my work office, oddly. No question it's made life easier: no need to drive to campus for that 30-minute meeting, but the idea of Zoom-ing all day induces vomiting.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:38 (two years ago) link

xpost

varying connection speeds
loudness/softness due to connection speeds
tinny voices due to connection speeds
ppl talking over each other

i find them v exhausting with my particular group of coworkers

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

if i could remote work without video meetings i’d be v happy

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

ppl talking over each other

i find them v exhausting with my particular group of coworkers

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

^^ this. Imagine egotistical faculty.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:44 (two years ago) link

try 12 salespeople 😖

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link

yeah that's interesting because some of the positive feedback i've heard is that zoom kind of flattens everyone so that no one person can take over a discussion. but university faculty would probably take that as a challenge ime

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:56 (two years ago) link

lol as would salespeople on their worst behavior

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 September 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link

Feel like exactly the opposite is true tbh, v easy to take over a zoom call and any more than about 5 on it requires srs management

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2021 08:44 (two years ago) link

Feel like exactly the opposite is true tbh, v easy to take over a zoom call and any more than about 5 on it requires srs management

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2021 08:45 (two years ago) link

i'm in like 3-5 zoom calls per day, it's just what work is now. i've gotten used to it i think. one nice thing that some people have started doing is scheduling them to start at 5 or 10 minutes past the hour or whatever, so you don't going directly back to back.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 September 2021 09:32 (two years ago) link

or whatever the english for that sentiment is

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 September 2021 09:32 (two years ago) link

Bluetooth headphones save my sanity on long remote meetings. I roam all over the place, clean cat boxes, yell nsfw nonsequiters, use my giant tape roller on the floors, water plants. Super thankful most don't use video anymore.

Jaq, Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link

Same. My office is on Skype. Boss once clicked the video button call and I just hit the answer- audio- only button or whatever cuz fuck that. I dunno if he even meant to have video. Video seems more assumed on Zoom.

I was brought back to office full time suddenly 2 weeks ago, it is wildly tiring.

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 24 September 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link

if you're the host, zoom allows you to mute everyone, so you can totally control the discussion. i very rarely host zoom meetings, but i think you have to tinker with the settings and it may be a paid feature. it has been done in meetings i've attended, for sure

we use teams for most meetings, though. i don't mind it, actually. the only issue is our vpn doesn't play nice with it so sometimes we're forced to use zoom (sometimes we can't disable vpn due to legal/safety precautions)

we had a "no meeting august" or whatever where we were forced to reduce the amount of (1) time spent at meetings and (2) number of meetings in general for the month

it worked out okay. i was able to reduce my meetings in general from 60% of my time (say, a week) to around 30%, but i deliberately do not attend some i'm invited to and just get any info needed from other colleagues, if i need to. i think people are generally on board with less meetings and reducing time spent on them. most people shoot for 30 minute meetings now, which i think makes sense. we had a lot of hour-long meetings before and lots of people got pretty angry at that

luckily, turning on my video is rarely required, so i usually chill on the couch for the long ones

it's still a million times better than in-person meetings

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 24 September 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

60% of a normal week in meetings?!

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link

it was very bad. it's mostly because i'm on a lot of different projects and people always want me to stay in the loop because they don't want to have to explain anything i may need to know. keyword is "may need to." it's usually PMs scared of technical details and stuff that want me to join. but i really do not need to know all the details. i can usually get away with not attending until i get around to something and then i can ping a dev that knows exactly what i need. luckily a couple of those projects have wrapped up

having said that, i've been on meetings with stakeholders (PMs, account executives, etc.) where people are literally coding on the fly to fix an issue and we're checking data. lol. jesus. those don't happen often but some of those lasted probably three hours

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link

Hmm. Sounds like you're going to have to hire me. This is from home indefinitely?

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:18 (two years ago) link

well, i requested to work from home permanently and they accepted. but the company hasn't really said what's happening in the future. for now, they've said we are all working from home until further notice. and that once we are able to get back into the office, it will be a hybrid model. super light on details, though

since we're not an actual dev company, we hardly hire devs anymore. what's your stack?

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link

My job has literally become 7-8 hours/day Teams meetings. I hate everything about this turn of events. What used to be resolved with casual conversations in the hall now requires someone to book 1/2 hour a week in advance because everyone’s calendar is chockablock.

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:28 (two years ago) link

What's a stack? ... Where do you see me in 5 years?

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:31 (two years ago) link

lol! oh okay!

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:33 (two years ago) link

xxp That's straight up hardcore. You've changed.

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link

We have a new “work from Hell” mandate

"The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

i’m going back in 2-3 days a week starting next week. Every Monday, then the other days kind of ad-hoc. Still very much an experiment. Kind of excited tbh!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 24 September 2021 08:10 (two years ago) link

i'm wfh into January at least, even then i'll work it to barely be in the office and if i get shit i'll bounce. i reject so many zoom meeting invites, you'd be surprised what you can get away with ; )

buzza, Friday, 24 September 2021 08:59 (two years ago) link

we have the option to wfh for 2 days a week. I have opted out cos i live 15 mins down the road and it saves on my bills etc.

I may as well be wfh though, no fucker else seems ever to be in.

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 09:10 (two years ago) link

(our team is 7, there is always 2 on the late shift which is always wfh anyway)

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Friday, 24 September 2021 09:12 (two years ago) link

we were extended to at least nov 22, after that i will go in 1x/week. another two months to not buy any clothes or shoes.

certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 24 September 2021 12:05 (two years ago) link

I can count on two hands how many times I have worn my dress slacks since March 2020.

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 24 September 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link

I threw all mine out, nothing fits anymore.

Jeff, Friday, 24 September 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

I have been WFH indefinitely because I switched industries in late December 2020, and now I have another side gig that is also WFH...so looks like I won't ever have to wear dress slacks ever again. Hurray!

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

if you're the host, zoom allows you to mute everyone, so you can totally control the discussion. i very rarely host zoom meetings, but i think you have to tinker with the settings and it may be a paid feature. it has been done in meetings i've attended, for sure

I facilitated a meeting last week -- google meets, not zoom -- it was kinda funny realizing how my previous experience doing live sound for bands helped me as a facilitator, in that whenever there was feedback or weird loud noises, I would immediately look to see whose signal was responsible and mute them.

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

The logical next step is to be able to put some people through a vocorder, give others some reverse delay, maybe a light flanger.

Only the most astute contributors get the T-Pain filter

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

there are definitely some attendees that would benefit from plate reverb

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

my team all went back to the office this Monday. it was intense. so many FACES. so much chatter! i'm used to having a quiet room to myself!

something i've realised is that on Zoom you can study someone's expression, study someone's face, whether they're talking or not talking, and they DON'T KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT. try doing that in the real world and you're a freak!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

OTM

He POLLS So Much About These Zings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 September 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link

sunglasses

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 30 September 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link

*sigh*

I really miss working from home. Two months into full time back at the office and I'm struggling to find the pros. Lots of cons and it's frustrating how my place seemingly learned NOTHING and immediately shifted back into the worst tendencies and habits of the office.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 30 September 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

It’s going to be fun to watch people’s reactions when they have to go back in January and realize management took the opportunity to get rid of snacks and beverages.

beard papa, Thursday, 30 September 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

got rid of the entire office in my case

koogs, Thursday, 30 September 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

in fact today people shared on slack the auction listing for all our office furniture

koogs, Thursday, 30 September 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link

It’s going to be fun to watch people’s reactions when they have to go back in January and realize management took the opportunity to get rid of snacks and beverages.

Yup, no more free coffee. No more snacks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 30 September 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

our office was literally removed so someone could build out a recording studio in the space we sublet from another non-profit. There are only 2 of us that worked there so it wasn't a huge thing.

sarahell, Friday, 1 October 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

still in WFH mode, the IT folks that send equipment to new hires are still leaving major pieces out en masse.

we've improved in that we actually make the hires take pics of what they received and send it if they claim to be missing something, just to make sure they're not overlooking something (i.e. not realizing the Micro PC is their actual PC). but 10% of every class still is missing pieces.

how do the people that are packing these not have a checklist to work from. we make the people we hire perform a checklist of tasks they need to do on Day 1. we don't have one for the people actually packing equipment so they include everything?

like missing cords, missing mice, missing monitors lol

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 October 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

I think you’re assuming incorrectly that people are smart

calstars, Friday, 1 October 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

just frustrating because then these folks get unfairly stressed out that they aren't able to do what the other people in class are doing on Day 1 and it's not really their fault. and some wind up getting moved to a later class if all their equipment isn't there day 2, meaning they lose out on a few weeks of pay they were expecting.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 October 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link

getting to the point where I just want to throw my laptop out a window and just quit, poverty be damned.

every day i am dealing with

1) tech issues which bring my classes to a standstill
2) my mother yelling at my dad and carrying on to which I have to mute my phone and yell "I AM TEACHING A CLASS, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET FIRED?"
3) learners who don't want to be here
4) me who often doesn't want to be here

tempted to start checking open opportunities again. but as my entire 17 years here has been in customer care, the only department I could think to go to is the one I came from, which was so toxic that I basically had a mental breakdown in 2015 that I have never recovered from.

thank christ my department is full of great understanding people because my patience is at an end.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

there was one day where I told my boss "I'm in a mental health crisis and I can't work today" and just peaced out. was refreshing to not have that questioned at fucking all. if i'd have tried that in my old dept....lord.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

I was wearing my bathrobe and playing magic the gathering: arena on my phone this morning in a meeting. the vendor we are working with prefers cameras off meetings so we all follow suit. might have to go back into the office at some stage but no end in sight thus far

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

man. the life.

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

I've heard of some companies where "No Face Fridays" is considered, like, a perk. Literally, giving people the option to leave their cameras off one day a week.

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

in. when can i start?

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

I am wearing a kimono and briefs and nothing else. Just got finished doing a 32-page word-for-word where I made 109 comments, tho, so the comfort is necessary to fend off insanity.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link

My WFH client for 20 years, publisher of a livestock industry magazine, sold the mag last month. The new owner wants me to stay on but I am tired of the same old shit going into its third decade. I do think the new owner and I have a common goal in one respect -- he wants to stop paying me the retainer I get on top of my hourly design rate, and I want to stop doing the mind-numbing shit I do for the retainer (ad sales, billing, email blasts).

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

I am wearing a kimono and briefs and nothing else. Just got finished doing a 32-page word-for-word where I made 109 comments, tho, so the comfort is necessary to fend off insanity.

― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, October 5, 2021 12:57 PM (one hour ago)

this is the life, I tell ya. for me, it's a t-shirt and leggings cut-off to be bike short length and financial documents as opposed to writing ... but so many red pencil "?"s ... no fucking way am I wearing a bra for this.

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

Have an exercise bike to set up on monday after which I'll be working from home gym tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

Going to do that myself for later this winter tbh, been avoiding it because it's still nice enough to ride outside at the moment.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

Have been working from the cottage for two crisp northern Ontario fall weeks. It’s lovely. A comforting place to be at when you hear the news that two key members of your team are resigning 3/4 through a huge project. Blah! But still better when braless!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link

goddamnit, i spaced a meeting. i went for a run and forgot the meeting was on my calendar. i apologized via group chat and told them all i i got distracted editing a video. not a good lie because my notifications still would have let me know. now i'm worried on top of being unmotivated :(.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

"i turned my notifications off because they were distracting. i guess that was a bad idea."

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

thx

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link

though the calendar notifications are like hard to turn off? i guess i just say i turned those off too if pressed.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link

anyway, thank you!

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link

I've spaced on so many meetings even w/ notifications on. like gone to lunch with my mother and forgot I had a meeting scheduled.

hopefully they're understanding. it happens even when you're paying close attention.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link

yesterday I had a class completely fall apart and nobody was paying attention and everybody was asking stuff I'd already covered and I didn't know answers to some things as this is new tech and I've never used itin the wild and I felt like such a fucking useless sack of shit, my boss's boss kept stepping in, and she calls me after and I'm convinced she's gonna ream me out

and instead shes just reaching out to tell me not to worry, these things happen, and much of it wasn't my fault.

it was refreshing and it helped me rebound for today.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

just a little word can make such a huge difference.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

yup. she also vents to me too which makes me feel like an equal.

helps that her mother also is having health issues so she gets that I'm not at 100% due to my dad.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link

was excited that due to working OT, I was going to get out at 4 pm ET today.

I am still working. because they have entrusted this new training project to me and one other person on top of my other duties, and sometimes there are two sessions a day that last all but my lunch time, so I either work OT or defer to next day.

starting to think I should take ILX's advice. I have about 15 days of PTO coming up (seniority has its perks) and maybe I will use those to start shopping myself around.

if you know any place I can make six figures writing metal reviews let me know. lol.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

like can I start by complaining about an antiquated sign-up sheet in Excel for a training class, one where we establish no "cutoff" time after which no new sign-ups will be accepted, one that doesn't have a macroed notification button to send us emails when new people sign up.

so I have to check the roster several times per day to see if it changed, while I'm teaching 8 hours simultaneously, or people will whine at me that they 'didn't get their invites'. at least if I got some kind of notification I'd know to look. people get added right up until the 11th hour, too. sometimes after we've all left for the day.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

anyone else get paranoid about playing other audio during a meeting - like somehow everyone's going to hear your youtube video?? lol, i can't get over it. probably for the best.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 22 November 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

i got caught ordering a half rack of ribs during a meeting the other day. thought i was muted. some one wrote, "go for the full rack" in the chat

Heez, Monday, 22 November 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

king

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 November 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link

heez hungry

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 22 November 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link

boss move

Spottie, Monday, 22 November 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link

anyone else get paranoid about playing other audio during a meeting - like somehow everyone's going to hear your youtube video?? lol, i can't get over it. probably for the best.

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, November 22, 2021 12:31 PM bookmarkflaglink

only if it's a naughty song/video. I have the same fear. even if I've checked my mute button 73 times.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:30 (two years ago) link

I guess here's a side-thread detour - what's the most funny/fucked up thing you've either said when accidentally unmuted, or heard?

I'm not gonna mention my accidental profane tirade again, but a few things I've heard...

1) mom to daughter: "U GOTTA GO POOPOO?"
2) co-worker to other co-worker: "man i cain't wait to get paid, i tells em man i aint even gonna use it to pay my rent, i'm gonna use this paycheck n i'ma go buy a GUN!" (dead silence)
3) my mom and I had a lengthy 4 minute convo of toilet repair

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

haha. there's a lady at work that is very sweet, but a colleague told me she was accidentally unmuted and was cursing up a storm and apparently pretty aggressively.

we also heard another person pee. that was pre-pandemic, actually, lol

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 22 November 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

pee-pandemic

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 November 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

The best one was on an intense customer meeting. I recognized the project manager's wife's voice as she irritably said "why the hell are you still on a damn work call?" (To be fair, it was around 7 pm) I started chatting him to MUTE MUTE MUTE immediately but he didn't see it and came back with "oh my gawd it's this stupid <customer name>" etc etc tirade while I am texting his phone and scrambling to see I can mute him myself.

Jaq, Monday, 22 November 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

lol, i have had that nightmare but never seen it realized.
i did have one talk where i signed off and went on a private tirade to myself before the person on the other end said something that let me know they were still on the line but then realized i had never unmuted myself, thank god

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

I thought I was on mute on a call and my camera was off, so went to the kitchen to make some coffee. Call was intensely boring and I wasn't involved in it at all. Ground the coffee beans with an electric grinder, you know the kind, crazy loud like a piece of industrial machinery, and it was right next to the laptop with the meeting on. Turned out I was not on mute. Complete silence on the call after I finished the grind. "Uh, did anyone else hear that?" were the words that broke the stunned silence. Whoops.

Position Position, Monday, 22 November 2021 23:01 (two years ago) link

Noise Suppression or Voice Focus or whatever your app calls it is key.

DJI, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

My coworker has birds and when that feature rolled out he was the first one I notified.

DJI, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

I once insulted a client contact (who was a legit sociopath who once complained when one of our Florida-based colleagues left a meeting early to PREPARE FOR HURRICANE IRMA which was on our doorstep) and some idiot forwarded the email to her (not on purpose, he just didn't read).

Client contact never saw it cos she couldn't be bothered to read that far into a thread

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 00:36 (two years ago) link

I have a USB mic that I use with my desktop, and it has a little mute/unmute switch on it, and a red light that helpfully lights up when its unmuted. But it turns out even when muted its not really muted, it just turns the volume down to a low but still audible level. It took me a little while to discover this. Fortunately I never really said anything too embarrassing but I once yawned loudly when one of the senior managers was talking in a meeting, and he paused and was like "Did someone say something?"

o. nate, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

Welp after 19 months I accidentally shared in a public (MS Teams) meeting my Spotify instead of the document I wanted to share.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 03:48 (two years ago) link

I was complimented on my taste by one attendee.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link

anyone else get paranoid about playing other audio during a meeting - like somehow everyone's going to hear your youtube video?? lol, i can't get over it. probably for the best.

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, November 22, 2021 12:31 PM bookmarkflaglink

Ha, all the time. I'm not sure I see it as paranoia though. The way Windows is these days the oddest things can happen, and sods law and all, just best to be safe I think.

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link

right, it's like trying to accelerate too fast in a shitty car, you just don't need the extra trouble.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

Today I taught a class while:

Cleaners were in the house making a fuck ton of noise

Mom got like 700 phone calls which were loud

Repairman came in to fix dryer LOUDLY

All without missing a beat.

And the head of customer care was attending too.

Headsets really dampen the outside sound well

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

I have two weeks off forthcoming thank god

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

it has a little mute/unmute switch on it, and a red light that helpfully lights up when its unmuted. But it turns out even when muted its not really muted, it just turns the volume down to a low but still audible level


nightmare fuel

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

i'm WFH full time now. i've spent the last 20 years of my life either studying or working on a university campus. i still work for a university but it is across the country and most of my immediate colleagues also WFH full time. this is the first time that my work is not really tied to a physical campus and it feels super super weird.

marcos, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

yeah wfh is one thing but if the physical office is in another state that’s pretty wild.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link

one of our team leads was presenting during a meeting and started having issues with Teams, he froze up for a while and then you could hear him go "fuck...aww, fuck...damnit"...then he came back and apologized, seeming not quite sure if anyone actually heard him say that. obviously no one was gonna tell him. it was awesome

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

does anyone use webex often? i would like to know why when i share my screen i do not see the screen in front of me in the webex window. is there a setting for this? i would like to be able to see the progress of the video i am playing without looking to the other monitor where the shared window is.

certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

Oh, I've been WFH for companies in another city for most of 2021— I've never met any of these people in real life, have no idea what the office looks like, and tbh, don't care!

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

I have made a rep for myself in the slack, tho, for being an enormous music nerd.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

yeah wfh is one thing but if the physical office is in another state that’s pretty wild.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, November 23, 2021 1:04 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I heard a lot of stories that as employers opened up this Spring they found that their employees had moved to other states/countries. This was causing myriad of issues, not the least of which is tax issues, because one of the main ways a state gets to tax a company is if the company has employees working in that state. So you might have a private school or university with all locations in a single state suddenly realizing they have employees on the other side of the country and uh oh, CA wants some.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

yes. in europe a lot of people had the idea that, hey, why not live in a cheap rental in, say, andalucia, keep making that london wage, and rent out your flat for an exorbitant fee? some people did that. nice life. my company won’t let us though because the tax situation is muy complicado

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link

Imagine telling yr employer that youd done that, literal idiot tax

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link

lots of people moved to different states in my company, as most of us work from home. we have locations all over north america and i've been encouraged to move to the US. my VPN goes through various US states so it's weird getting geolocated in different states depending on my connection

i'm actually seriously considering seattle but that means i would technically be forced to participate in mandatory (a few times a year) meetings in california

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link

coincidentally, i've just got a company-wide email from HR saying there's a pilot scheme to allow us to work from another country for up to 10 working days WITHOUT SHAME

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

fuck off, the shame is the best part

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:25 (two years ago) link

Our work forbids us from working from another country for data security and tax reasons, alas (?)

mardheamac (gyac), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link

I'm freelancing for a US video production co. that's just begun to set up their EU base (i.e. myself and a handful of other folks). Have to say I love it so far. Working strictly from home until early next year and then I'll most probably be bouncing around different EU locations as work demands. I never want to do an office job (again) for as long as I live.
Majorly sucks that, yes, I have to pay taxes in my country of residence *and* US taxes as well. I don't see why the US should get a cut. Criminal, I tell ya!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 13:28 (two years ago) link

do would they even check or know, vpn, etc

mh, Thursday, 25 November 2021 04:31 (two years ago) link

I was teaching a Teams class online last week and accidentally clicked on Rocket League, which my laptop can barely handle with no other applications running. Took a full five minutes before my computer calmed down enough for me to close it and resume teaching. I wonder how much of my quiet cursing my students heard

Vinnie, Thursday, 25 November 2021 05:31 (two years ago) link

I was asked to place my phone on mute after everyone heard me rustling around in a bag of pretzels. That's not embarrassing. Sometimes you just forget.

But it was then I realized that the week before I had taken my phone into the bathroom with me for a piss and a toilet flush and I'm 99.9% sure I didn't have my phone on mute then either.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 November 2021 05:41 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

somebody give me an ILX meme-y phrase (that is still work appropriate) to insert into a sentence in the last hour of my training.

most of the ones I know aren't work safe.

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 December 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

is it too late?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 December 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link

'and then they all lezzed up?'

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 December 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link

That's a repurposed Lee and Herring gag iirc

There are only actually three truly original ILX memes

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link

Why is ___ so bad and hated

So not gonna happen

Bear say hi to me

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

Actually there are more than three

Lonely guy thinkin baout things

Orlando bloomps for presidetn

How is babby formed

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link

Jol out

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link

why because ___ look intersting

Lily Dale, Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:49 (two years ago) link

Most of those are just quite bad threads rather than bonafide memes imo

Jol out is...bigger than any of this

"challops" maybe prefigured the hot take tbf

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 18 December 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link

I can't turn my face into a heart

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Saturday, 18 December 2021 12:03 (two years ago) link

Not sure why I apparently felt so strongly about this in the grip of a DIPA fugue. I am not the boss of memes

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 18 December 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link

Oh, _____-paws.

o. nate, Saturday, 18 December 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

How is babby formed

Yahoo answers, not ilx.

big online yam retailer (ledge), Saturday, 18 December 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

why does kanye say hen fap in gold digger?

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 06:32 (two years ago) link

No ______, no credibility

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 19 December 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link

So and so shocker!

Blue Suede Q*bert (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 December 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

sonned in a beef

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 December 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link

resumed this today. it's good to be back.

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:11 (two years ago) link

Majorly sucks that, yes, I have to pay taxes in my country of residence *and* US taxes as well. I don't see why the US should get a cut. Criminal, I tell ya!

― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, November 24, 2021 5:28 AM (four weeks ago)

you can probably get the US taxes refunded (at least in part) but you will need to file a US tax return. Did they make you get a US tax ID number?

because one of the main ways a state gets to tax a company is if the company has employees working in that state. So you might have a private school or university with all locations in a single state suddenly realizing they have employees on the other side of the country and uh oh, CA wants some.

as well they should tbh. The school or university (unless it's one of those for-profits) isn't going to be paying income tax, as most educational institutions are tax-exempt. They will have to pay payroll taxes ... like, say, unemployment, so that if the worker gets laid off, the employer is actually contributing to the benefits pool because they are the ones profiting from the worker's labor?

sarahell, Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

I wasn't opining on the wisdom of the tax rule, just that the employer could be subject to a liability they didn't even realize because the employee had moved and not told the employer while remote work was in effect.

ma dmac's fury road (PBKR), Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

I am really glad that I've been WFH, and also that I will probably be doing so for the foreseeable future, but for fuck's sake, I WANT TO GO ON BREAK NOW. Why oh why are all of us still working on the 23rd? These deadlines are arbitrary!

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link

that sucks. i took yesterday and today off because i'm sick. but it's just a mild cold really, an excuse to use some sick hours. it feels weird to "take off work" when i would just be staring at a screen in my living room anyway.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 23 December 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

The story is that one of the brands we've been working on was FDA-approved at 3pm last Friday, so now a bunch of people have to work through the holidays. I'm not one of them because I'm a freelancer, but I resent being kept at my computer right now. I want to go to the gym, walk my dogs, make a nice dinner for once.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

I am currently "on vacation" ... I am not going anywhere but it's like, how do I say "I am taking this time to not work" ... anyway, so a client texts me saying they have a question about a thing and want to get my advice on the thing. I respond "I am on vacation." Client asks, "can I schedule a time to discuss when you are back from vacation?" ... I kinda don't grasp how "scheduling a work appointment" does not fall under the general category of "work" which is excluded from the current status of "taking this time to not work" ... I have not taken more than 3 days in a row off work since 2015. I don't want to get bitchy with clients I generally like, but ...

sarahell, Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

I agree, sarahell: scheduling meetings constitutes "work."

Can't speak for your situation - I would probably do the thing, but would certainly support someone who did not want to.

deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

see I usually "do the thing" ... I was gonna take a week off, but instead I end up taking a day off, doing a work thing, then taking another day off, then, fuck it, I'm just going to cut this time off short and go back to work ... and that's what has led me to this point of having to force myself to take time off like this. It definitely makes me appreciate the ilxors on this thread (and other people) who have the job they do for an employer, clock in, clock out, the rest of the time is their own. It's not as bad as insomnia where you go so long without getting enough sleep that you just snap ... but it isn't dissimilar?

sarahell, Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

...want to add that even responding to an email and saying that you are on vacation ALSO constitutes "work." Autoreply can sometimes be your friend here.

On the one hand, it doesn't really take all that much time to respond to an email - in fact it may even take more time than just doing the stupid thing like scheduling a meeting would have - but if you feel there is a principle at stake then there is a principle at stake.

I have an elaborate philosophy about this. I won't bore you with every detail, but I kinda think that work-life balance has to be a two-way street. For every time that work intrudes into my evenings or weekends or vacations, well, there has to be a time when it goes the other direction: if I need to pick up a sick kid, take a walk, go to the dentist or whatev, well. I'm gonna do that stuff and not feel even the slightest bit guilty or defensive. If work intrudes into my personal life sometimes, okay, as long as my personal life can intrude into the work day in approximately equal measure.

deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

I have an elaborate philosophy about this. I won't bore you with every detail, but I kinda think that work-life balance has to be a two-way street. For every time that work intrudes into my evenings or weekends or vacations, well, there has to be a time when it goes the other direction: if I need to pick up a sick kid, take a walk, go to the dentist or whatev, well. I'm gonna do that stuff and not feel even the slightest bit guilty or defensive. If work intrudes into my personal life sometimes, okay, as long as my personal life can intrude into the work day in approximately equal measure.

― deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, December 23, 2021 3:29 PM (twenty seconds ago)

that's a totally legit and good philosophy -- I agree, and have it as well.

sarahell, Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link

I actually have a work-related Zoom call tomorrow. Fortunately, if the call goes well it will lead to a gig paying in the low five digits, but it's still a work-related Zoom call on Christmas Eve.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 24 December 2021 00:12 (two years ago) link

Hey man Santa always needs the last minute temp help.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 December 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link

sarah a work phone might help mitigate some of that

Tracer Hand, Friday, 24 December 2021 09:53 (two years ago) link

I have not taken more than 3 days in a row off work since 2015. I don't want to get bitchy with clients I generally like, but ...

Clients aren't necessarily over-pushy but don't understand the expected etiquette. Mitigation would be an email autoreply that sets out what your vacation game rules are (do you want to leave them an opportunity for them to contact you in an emergency only?), and maybe a work phone message that does the same.

In this case, it probably just needs an email that says 'Absolutely fine. Let's fix an appointment when I'm back from vacation which is ...Look forward to discussing it then'. 45 seconds work - plus set a reminder in your diary for when you get back.

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 24 December 2021 11:11 (two years ago) link

these are all very helpful suggestions! <3

sarahell, Friday, 24 December 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I basically told the agency I work through that I was "off the boards" until January 18th, but that they could call me to see about jobs that begin after that date.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 December 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

because everybody is virtual these days and we're having a big issue with people who are completely technically incompetent (when this job requires the ability to use computers pretty well), I suggested to my boss today to start sending recruiters to Twitch to find new talent.

then found out apparently other companies are already doing this. wonder why we weren't!?

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 20:52 (two years ago) link

Question: I am starting a new WFH gig imminently, and when I say "imminently" it's because I have to wait for the company to send me a laptop, which is the only way I'll be able to access the software I need to use to do the work, and even to access the corporate email account they've created for me. They're so tight about security they don't even have a webmail portal I can use. So...anyone else had experience with this in the past? Will they want the laptop back at the end of the contract? Just wondering what I can expect with this. Normally I just use my own computer to do whatever for whoever, so this is a surprising new twist.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:27 (two years ago) link

They will want it back.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:32 (two years ago) link

Yeah, they’ll want it back. The drive is probably encrypted, will probably have a VPN client on it, and the laptop probably has to meet certain criteria to maintain access (stuff like requiring a password to unlock the screen)

beard papa, Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link

yup. some companies are doing more cloud-based e-mail but even then they’d want some two-factor authentication to get into it that you might not be able to set up without a trusted device

sounds like most legacy corps

mh, Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:46 (two years ago) link

Not sure if you would also have gleaned this but youd be able to do little or nothing beyond whatever work apps were preinstalled also as a rule

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:59 (two years ago) link

Not sure if you would also have gleaned this but youd be able to do little or nothing beyond whatever work apps were preinstalled also as a rule

Yeah, that part I'm good with — this is very much a part-time gig, only 10-20 hours a week, so if I'm doing just their work on this one laptop and running the rest of my life on my main computer, that actually makes me happier; whatever kind of creepy keystroke monitor they install won't have much to chew on...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

does anybody know what the industry average % of computer monitors that are shipped cracked by computer companies/big box stores?

I did a back of the napkin calculation a few months ago using data from 3 or 4 classes that determined that about 10% of the monitors our IT department sends out are damaged on arrival. that seems high, no?

they keep insisting they are shipping them in the box they arrived it when we purchased them, and making the excuse that "well these packages are touched by us, then the shipper, etc", but I responded "yeah, the same is true for literally every company that ships computers - do they damage 10% of our monitors"?

and I know for a fact they weren't shipping 'brand new' equipment a little while ago, taht they were packing it themselves. and I'm pretty sure they were doing it wrong.

anybody else have a company that ships computers to WFH employees and almost all of them wind up damaged?

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 05:12 (two years ago) link

*their monitors

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 05:12 (two years ago) link

I sent a message to my friend who previously worked in corporate hardware acquisition, we'll see what he says

mh, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link

I asked if they saw any number of cracked monitors

"No, never. Prob mishandling them every step of the way"

mh, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link

Yeah my spouse, who has managed hardware for multiple orgs, says this is def not the norm

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 20:06 (two years ago) link

Both of the large displays I've ordered online in the last few years were cracked/damaged when I received them. The replacements weren't. I don't understand how this level of loss is acceptable. I'd live with a slightly thicker/heavier display if they weren't so fragile. My OLED TV is ridiculous. Most of it is like 2mm thick!

DJI, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:01 (two years ago) link

Def gonna tell my bosses TWO EXPERTS I KNOW SAY THIS IS BULLSHIT.

I won't tell them I got it from ILX

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:13 (two years ago) link

I asked spouse what he would do with this level of equipment arriving damaged and he said there would be a new shipping vendor in place by the end of the week, period.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link

10% is just not sustainable

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:47 (two years ago) link

Especially given the razor-thing margins for displays.

DJI, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link

razor-thing!

DJI, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link

Admittedly that was a back of napkin calc but based on yesterday seems to be valid

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link

I am broaching how to drop this 'outside feedback' into conversation with the right people. I did share with a co-worker today, who laughed and said "yeah I didn't think that was normal".

BTW, in addition to the monitor problem, we usually have 1-3 people every class who are missing equipment from their shipment. Like clockwork - a charger is missing, keyboard missing, mouse missing - sometimes things that will still allow them to carry on, sometimes not (i.e. charger).

Been happening for two years without improvement. Every time we're told "guys, they are given a very short window of time to pack these packages before class starts, mistakes will happen", and then we're told they have a checklist that gets vetted twice by two different people for each package. and yet....still....this happens and we just have to accept it as a 'necessity'.

I mean - to be clear, it doesn't impact me, my job performance, or my performance review, but it is a really shitty experience for the people who are on the receiving end of it, which is why it bugs me so. I feel like maybe we're trying to sabotage working from home so we can resume hiring only office bound people again when pandemic recedes.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

I kind of wonder if the turnover is high enough that outgoing employees are shipping the hardware back, an overtasked group on-site that's not used to dealing with shipping is barely glancing at the hardware other than to possibly reinstall the standard software, and then they just slap new labels on stuff and ship it over to the new hires

mh, Friday, 11 February 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link

that makes sense, turnover is huge right now. also there is next to no governance on equipment loaned/shipped out. I think they have difficulty recovering equipment from people who quit, and if you are issued equipment, they don't keep record of what you have.

I remember being given a monitor once to attach to my laptop when the LED screen was cracked, and I absent-mindedly left it in a meeting room after I no longer needed it, never returned it, and they never asked about it. it's as if it didn't exist.

these folks who get broken equipment or no equipment miss 1-3 days of class, and then leaders ask us if we can 'catch them up' rather than move them to another class where they can start fresh. these learners get frustrated and quit, and we get grilled about attrition.

nothing happens cos LOL our leaders are toothless and after 17 years I do not care about their whining. but I do feel bad about people that come here excited about a new job and we fail them from day 1. and are told "it is what it is" when we ask about, idk, getting competent at shipping equipment.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 16:50 (two years ago) link

so today, I was supposed to lead a 90 minute demo, then have the rest of my day to observe a few classes and do admin stuff, so I told mom "no problem, go to your doc's appointment, I'll watch dad".

Of course one facilitator has explosive diarrhea (not what he said, but he gave context clues that suggested that), so my partner took over his class as I was doing my demo, but they said she had half a voice, so asked if I could take over in afternoon if they couldn't find someone else. I said sure, figuring I'd creatively give learners things to read periodically so I could check on dad in the other room.

then, most of Puerto Rico lost power, which is where a lot of our facilitators/learners are located. two facilitators lost power, one of whom asked if I could take HIS class, whereas someone else had to take over for the other's class. I said "look, I can, but I have to feed my father lunch, and I haven't done that yet because I'd been waiting for a final confirmation if you needed me for the afternoon class. if someone else can get it started, I will join after I feed dad."

I feed dad and myself in record time, come back to find 5 people have sent me PMs in the 15 minutes I was away, all wanting my attention.

this is the one thing I hate about working at home, is a power outage doesn't always knock out our offices, but they knock out agents/trainers at home all of the time, and then because we're horribly understaffed, it's a mad dash to mitigate.

I still prefer it to working in an office, but just this one piece. obviously the diarrhea had nothing to do with working from home.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link

So you say.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 February 2022 22:20 (two years ago) link

hey one of my big fears is seeing a trainee on the shitter and not knowing how to tell them that I see them on teh shitter.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

and fearing that...they know that I know...and this was on purpose.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

What if you were also on the shitter, would you reveal, just to save their embarrassment

Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 February 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link

We are all in the shitter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Tim, Tuesday, 22 February 2022 07:31 (two years ago) link

Working from home

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 08:41 (two years ago) link

lol @ Tim

There are mechanisms for directly messaging specific people and not bringing it to wider attention, just sayin

un chien boogaloo (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 14:07 (two years ago) link

to be clear nothing even approximating this has ever happened and if it did I would probably need a wellness day due to throwing my back out laughing, so I'm not exactly worried about it!

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 14:14 (two years ago) link

worst thign that happened in the last week was someone on their second day of employment accidentally saying "you need to shut your ass up" while one of our executives was presenting. he (exec) just made a casual comment of 'make sure we're muted' fortunately.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link

My gf had a company-wide call yesterday, an 8am start for the LA office, and one guy didn't mute his mic, dozed off and snored loudly into his headset for several mins.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link

I have been sent my first company laptop for WFH, and I have to say that this is really going to cramp my ability to fuck around while working. I'd have to essentially change my whole work setup/configuration in order to fit both my personal and work laptops on the same surface— maybe even get a different desk. Kind of pissed about it, tbh.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 17:08 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I just switch laptops for ~3 hours in the afternoon, then put the work laptop away and go back to my usual mix of working on other stuff and fucking around.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I am thinking I might have to just get another contraption to create a second standing desk next to my current standing desk.

Also, truly don't understand how people work on Microsoft machines, total nightmare afaic.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:11 (two years ago) link

Boy do I miss working from home. I miss being able to have that 5-10 minutes between meetings or tasks to accomplish something small around the house - starting a load of laundry, picking up some mess, sorting something, etc. Switching back to cramming that all into the few free hours I have at home each night kinda sucks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link

Also, truly don't understand how people work on Microsoft machines, total nightmare afaic.

This has stunned me. They sent me an $800 Dell Latitude, and it feels like something from Bizarro world, or a model laptop made for kids. The keys are made out of some horrible cheap plastic, the whole thing weighs about twice as much as it needs to, everything takes like a full minute from the time you hit the button to the time the machine actually responds (with plenty of wheel-spinning in between)...it's horrifying. It reminds me of texting on a flip phone. How is this acceptable in 2022?

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link

Boy do I miss working from home. I miss being able to have that 5-10 minutes between meetings or tasks to accomplish something small around the house - starting a load of laundry, picking up some mess, sorting something, etc. Switching back to cramming that all into the few free hours I have at home each night kinda sucks.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 23, 2022 1:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, all that stuff is a huge help. also breaks the day up a bit so you can get more done.

i am glad I'm virtual cos I can do caretaker stuff like escorting dad to his chair even if I'm teaching a class without anybody knowing or missing a beat. I just have them read on their own for 2-3 minutes rather lecturing the material to them, or line up the caretaking with a pre-planned activity.

if i wasn't virtual, I'd have had to quit.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

(weirdly, the position wasn't a virtual position when I got it, and I started buying new work shirts thinking I'd be officebound, and then they told me a week prior that since I was already virtual before role-switching, that they'd let me stay that way. the others hired in the role weren't allowed to, so they kind of resented that at first, but now all of them are thanks to the pandemic and I doubt they'll ever be office bound again).

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link

This is an interesting article on the repercussions of the "WFH" revolution:

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/02/work-from-home-revolution/622880/

I agree with the basic premise that office jobs are not going back to the old 5-days in-person routine any time in the foreseeable future. One of the big questions is how this will spillover to people who have jobs where WFH is not an option. "There is real resentment among workers who don’t have this cushy work-from-home deal but all their white-collar friends do." He anticipates this will lead to demands for shorter work weeks for those mandatory in-person jobs. Also the office midtown economies and public transportation systems of major cities will have to go through a major readjustment, as the numbers will not be there to support them at their current levels.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

Yet another article about work that doesn't include a single quote from an actual worker. Politicians, CEOs, fucking consultants, but no one who actually has a real job in a real office.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link

There was survey data of presumably real office workers. Not sure what a quote from an actual office worker would have added, tbh.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

Not sure what a quote from an actual office worker would have added, tbh.

The sense that this article wasn't just a bunch of rich fucks and McKinsey types rimming each other?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link

Thanks for your input.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link

take it to the rimming thread

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link

Thanks for your input.

I'm not faulting you for posting the link. There's an entire school of journalism now that's nothing but articles of this type, written with varying degrees of "time to get back to normal - suck it, drones!" None of them ever ask office workers what they think.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:38 (two years ago) link

That's kind of not what that article was saying, but whatever.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link

He anticipates this will lead to demands for shorter work weeks for those mandatory in-person jobs.

This would probably be good, not bad, as more people would need to be hired to pick up the shortfall.

Also the office midtown economies and public transportation systems of major cities will have to go through a major readjustment, as the numbers will not be there to support them at their current levels.g

In London this would be an unmitigated victory. Public transport was groaning under the numbers of people it was trying to serve pre-pandemic. The new Elizabeth line was projected to be at capacity within one year of its opening, raising the prospect of the need for immediately beginning the construction of a new 10-year rail construction project (which was never going to happen).

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 February 2022 23:08 (two years ago) link

agree with unperson here in general but also .. who does it serve to pit wfh people against have-to-be-there people?

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 23:17 (two years ago) link

pubs like the atlantic are full of this sort of thing, stubbornly refusing any kind of class analysis that reflects the reality of the situation which is the unmitigated greed of the ruling class.

the reason why articles like these don't do a lot of quotes from actual workers is that the point of these articles is to obscure the truth and the fact that most people know the truth.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link

have-to-be-there jobs will become relatively undesirable overnight but since when did that ever mean properly compensated or respected?

the opposite is usually true afaict.

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link

Yes, except in service jobs for the rich, which while not respected, are often well-compensated. I worked luxury retail for three years, made $20/hr with health benefits, it was a sick gig catering to awful people.

My partner works for a chi-chi garden company, so he plants and prunes beautiful things in rich peoples' gardens. Makes more than he made as a technician in an emergency room at a teaching hospital.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 25 February 2022 00:55 (two years ago) link

In London this would be an unmitigated victory.


Not sure about unmitigated. Relief from overcrowding would definitely be a good result but I think there would need to be substantial changes in the way public transport is funded in London if a significant reduction in public transport use didn’t lead to a substantial reduction in service quality / frequency and effectively an end to investment in things like cycle lanes … even with the pandemic / wfh reduction in travel London needs to get more people out of their cars imo.

Tim, Friday, 25 February 2022 07:27 (two years ago) link

Yes agreed

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 February 2022 08:46 (two years ago) link

Yes, except in service jobs for the rich, which while not respected, are often well-compensated. I worked luxury retail for three years, made $20/hr with health benefits, it was a sick gig catering to awful people.

My partner works for a chi-chi garden company, so he plants and prunes beautiful things in rich peoples' gardens. Makes more than he made as a technician in an emergency room at a teaching hospital.

― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, February 25, 2022 12:55 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbr these kinds of gigs are the dream for cis gay men who are born without access to money but the people who run them are usually unbelievably toxic.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 25 February 2022 14:14 (two years ago) link

it's also like, you have to be able to pass a certain threshold to "act rich" in the sense of being cultured, things that make that possible are having gone to the right school and being sexy / desirable in some way. not trying to shade you or yours as we all work with what we have but i feel like sometimes we don't realize our own advantages. which doesn't mean that we also don't have our own disadvantages either.

it's ultimately wild to me that wfh has, as far as i can tell, been the biggest contributor to traveling feeling like you're just wading through endless throngs of people.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 25 February 2022 14:28 (two years ago) link

We're supposed to go back in mid March - almost exactly two years since most of us have set foot in the office. In the last two years we've had a ton of churn. A bunch of people have 1+ years under their belt and haven't been in the office. Though we're coming back in a hybrid scheme, and return on the day of re-opening is optional, team leaders are being pressured by upper management to encourage a strong showing. They think our culture is one of the big draws and has been missing these past few years.

I think the hybrid model is lose/lose for management: They are still paying the same price for the same office space, but have less team cohesion, poor visibility on the workforce many days of the week, and now a bunch of scheduling complications for meetings. Everybody wants Monday and Friday off -- oops, I meant to work from home those days. Only thing is now that those are the only days home; they'll save all of their little personal errands they were peppering throughout the week for those two days. Or, like, the article says, spend half or more of them traveling to the mountains to go skiing or whatever. I don't see a lot getting done those days.

I suspect companies are all watching to see what other companies are doing. If big Employers of Choice start eliminating the hybrid model after nine months, the smaller ones will too, and each that follows will diminish the threat of employees leaving for greener pastures.

My office is a fairly dilapidated hell-hole. My friends have mostly left in the past few years, whatever "culture" we once had I am not a part of anymore, I've become used to picking my kid up from school every day, and the thought of going back to losing hours out of my day and hundreds out of my check to commute there fills me with dread and loathing. But, whatever.

beard papa, Saturday, 26 February 2022 02:50 (two years ago) link

He anticipates this will lead to demands for shorter work weeks for those mandatory in-person jobs.

Assuming we're talking about legitimately shorter work weeks (e.g. going from 37.5h across 5 days to 30h across 4 days as opposed to compressed work week bs where you cram a full work week into four days) most people can't afford the commensurate drop in pay. And only the most fringe employers will shift their entire staff to a four-day week with no cut to salary. I like to think that if unions had a strong presence maybe things could head towards shorter weeks for everyone but I might be living in the past, man

At least the article does acknowledge that a majority of people can't work from home. Too many of these sort of pieces in the last two years have made it seem like wfh is the norm when it definitely isn't. UK stat is something like 37% of people did some days at home during pandemic. And then within that 37% there will be people who don't want to wfh all the time or whose jobs don't really allow for it long-term, let alone the spatial variation (e.g. higher wfh rate in London, and within London likely higher wfh rate in places like Wimbledon, Hampstead, Twickenham). I've just assumed that people writing these articles, and probably their peers, are in that 37% bubble and they've just lost perspective. That's not to downplay the impact of wfh on cities, which I've spent the majority of my own (wfh) job analysing over the last two years so I know it's important, just something I've found irritating.

Anyway fuck commuting, I want wfh as a rule and office by exception

salsa shark, Saturday, 26 February 2022 10:41 (two years ago) link

there is definitely a wide range of compensation in terms of the category of mandatory in-person jobs. While the lowest paid / most exploited workers are in the mandatory in-person category, there are people in the building trades that do quite well for themselves. These articles definitely have a "target audience" and "target subject" that are somewhat exclusive. It's "interesting" to me what types of labor are excluded.

as for me, pre-pandemic, I would have clients come to my home office and do in person appointments, which would sometimes mean the morning mad dash of tidying and the panic-inducing doorbell buzzing when I'm still in my pajamas ... and now, it is way more relaxing even though my housekeeping has fallen to shit and I often feel like a feral child.

sarahell, Saturday, 26 February 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

Man my house is much more tidy thanks to WFH. And way more meals cooked from home. It is working great for me as a partnered 48 year old who had long since transitioned from work-based/work-tangential social group (also happy hours, shows, clubs) to non-work social group (and cessation of partying ways), but damn I know that WFH would have really sucked at an earlier time in my life.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 26 February 2022 20:58 (two years ago) link

one thing that does bug me about WFH is how sometimes feedback is received much better in person when you can talk face to face vs written or by digital phone call.

not enough to make me not WFH, but misunderstandings definitely seem more possible in this environment (which can be mitigated by taking extra care when you deliver the message, of course, but that takes more time naturally).

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:13 (two years ago) link

my housekeeping has fallen to shit and I often feel like a feral child.

it's nice to know i'm not alone in this regard

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link

man when I lived by myself, there were bags of chips all over teh floor, printed out paperwork sprawled out everywhere, tv dinners galore flowing outo f the trash can. "I'll pick up after work"

*work ends*

"ehh I'm too tired"

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link

feral child crew, unite

mh, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 22:18 (two years ago) link

the fun of Daylight Savings Time is that our training classes include learners from different countries/regions, so since we schedule all of our classes in Eastern or Central time, technically those trainers/trainees who are part of a country or Commonwealth that don't observe Daylight Savings Time are going to arrive one hour earlier next week for their classes.

yes, that's obviously also technically true for those observing DST, but for instance, if class is meant to start at 9 am EST, even though it's technically one hour later, it's still 9 am EST our time next week. Whereas in Gurguram, India, this week, that would be 7:30 pm their time, but 6:30 pm next week. which of course could impact things like child care arrangements/car-sharing arrangements with spouse, etc.

we've been doing this for years but inevitably it always causes confusion as we always forget to remind everybody until it's upon us. thankful someone reminded me of DST today so I could remind everyone.

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link

I'm supposed to interview an artist on Monday who lives in Brazil (which does not observe DST). Currently figuring it out with the publicist. "So...it'll be an hour later for me, but the same time for her, so maybe don't even tell her about the change?"

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 11 March 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

make all appointments in UTC

makes me glad my workplace does everything via calendar invites on the same exchange server because I’ve got people from several time zones in virtually every meeting

I’m pretty good at remembering what time it is in Indian Standard Time now! (the half hour still throws me for a loop sometimes)

mh, Friday, 11 March 2022 19:07 (two years ago) link

after 2 years of covid, i have stopped giving a fuck if people suspect i am on zoom calls or google hangouts while in bed. my headboard is quite aesthetic and looks somewhat chair-like. idk

sarahell, Friday, 11 March 2022 19:18 (two years ago) link

I just hide the pillow, which is easy with a blurred background

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link

https://fortune.com/2022/03/10/goldman-sachs-office-hybrid-remote-work-david-solomon/

Goldman Sachs is ordering employees back to the office 5 days (or more) a week. Inside CEO David Solomon’s mission to end hybrid work for good

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

They are such cocks

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link

“Solomon has risked looking like a Neanderthal as remote work has gone mainstream worldwide. Top-tier tech firms—Salesforce, Twitter, Met…”

calstars, Friday, 11 March 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link

If they can make up for full in office with significant pay then maybe …otherwise they got some learnin coming to them

calstars, Friday, 11 March 2022 19:29 (two years ago) link

“Solomon has risked looking like a Neanderthal as remote work has gone mainstream worldwide.

can't he just hide the pillow which is easy with a blurred background like our Neanderthal?

sarahell, Friday, 11 March 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

lol

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

Love to be reminded that "work from home is not permitted" while my boss is... working from home. For the third time in two weeks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link

that's always how it is (in other words, bullshit). one of my old bosses told all of the WFH staff years ago that they had to come in one day per week, while she stayed home all five most of the time.

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link

my boss lives in another state and would "like" us to come in a few times a week. He is lucky to get one out of me and even then no one even notices the difference because I deal with a sales staff that works out in the field across the US.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link

feel like these bosses deserve the Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 "why?" treatment

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link

or the Marlo Stanfield approach, "you want it to be one way. But it's the other way."

sarahell, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

Ok here’s one annoyance of virtual meetings: if someone set up an 8:30 am face to face meeting in the past, the organizer(s) would feel guilty enough to at least bring coffee and donuts to the meeting as a sort of make-up gesture. With virtual meetings, the coffee is mine and I have no donuts :(

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 21 March 2022 15:05 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

i had my first day in the office today, just once a week for now. i don't understand why i have to do this. i have that dehydrated exhausted office feeling. it took me 1 hr 20 to get there. i missed early bird parking by 3 minutes. i could not log into the desk phone. a guy left 10 minutes after i got there because his wife tested positive for covid and another is home because his whole family has it. i do not wish to wear office clothing or any shoes at all.

towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:02 (one year ago) link

what is "early bird parking"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link

I’m guessing a discount on the fees in a parking garage for arriving early enough?

Wile E. Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:28 (one year ago) link

oh right, thank you. i had completely forgotten about that concept.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:37 (one year ago) link

haha yeah, sorry

towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link

lol nothing to be sorry for, i've been going to suburban offices for wayyyy too long

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link

the early bird gets the parking, or senior dinner discount

mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 02:50 (one year ago) link

sorry to hear that, harbl. hope you guys are able to show you don't need to go in even if it's only once a week

this is truly a massive "first-world problem" but the one obstacle i've run into is that i can't always work from anywhere that's not home because we can only connect to the VPN from one IP (usually our home IP), so i can't connect to different servers and codebases and stuff. luckily i don't always need to connect to the VPN, but i still need to plan around that stuff when i'm not home

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 04:10 (one year ago) link

the early bird gets the parking, or senior dinner discount

Yes, that is the other use of the term!

Wile E. Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 07:57 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I've been going barefoot around the house for 2+ years, I think I'm physically transforming into something older, more primitive

I also barely wear my eyeglasses unless I'm leaving the house

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 May 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

got my second recognition in two months for the work I've done despite juggling my dad/mom's health issues.

no matter what issues I have with my company, my department is incredible and without them being supportive, I would have had a complete nervous breakdown.

it probably helps that both my boss and boss's boss are caretaking their parents right now, though. we have a caretaker chat going.

Glad you have some support at work, I feel that’s rare these days.

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

in my previous job (same company), the project lead's boyfriend was in the hospital for heart-related issues, and all the implementation manager did was grouse at how this was inconveniencing the project and demanding to know how long she'd be out.

that was when I made the firm decision to leave, and I made a lot of noise on my way out of the department.

There is no "my boyfriend is in the hospital" in "team."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link

I feel like that was the last time in my life I was any form of assertive. I now have an Implementation Manager, Account Executive, and Director who hate me and won't talk to me ever again. 2017 was wild.

Congrats Neadnerthal, that's good news!

After I had already put in my notice at a previous job, I stopped by the HR office to fill out some paperwork and overheard one of the partners telling our exasperated HR person, "that's too bad, but I've triple-checked our policies and 'boyfriend' is not listed anywhere so tell her she just needs to get back to work". I didn't really need much more confirmation by that point, but really made me happy with my decision.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link

Project’s lead boyfriend

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

Glad your work has your back Neanderthal. That kind of behaviour should be normal, not special.

At my workplace I just had to beg to get one of my managees compassionate leave for flying halfway across the world to see their dad while he has a risky tumour surgery. Meanwhile the workplace demands overtime up the wazoo, at late notice. Cunts. I did get my team member’s compassionate leave in the end, at least.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 11 July 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link

glad you did, and I'm sure they're appreciative.

it's amazing what is treated like an inconvenience.

"Hi, what's up? Huh? Both kidneys? How long you think you'll need? Wait, what, every week? Oooh, I'm not sure if that's going to work. How long do you think you'll live without it? Oh? Oh that's great, that's long enough for you to train your replacement. Hello? Hello?"

My last workplace gave me three weeks paid leave to go to Canada when my partner’s parent was sick! Like it was nothing. And it wasn’t even my parent! This sort of thing shouldn’t be hard.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 11 July 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link

I am sure chronic depression and acute anxiety are not the best career advisors. But right now I want to go back to an office, just to get out of my apartment.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 14 July 2022 00:28 (one year ago) link

I am sure chronic depression and acute anxiety are not the best career advisors. But right now I want to go back to an office, just to get out of my apartment.

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:28 PM (three days ago

<3 i had these feelings a little while ago ... felt like Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion at one point

I am glad that those of you that have humane colleagues and HR systems ... have those things. ... a new thing I realized about working from home is: that my colleague assumes that I could go to a worksite with as little notice as if I was working in an office, however, because I am at home, I am most often not dressed to go out and look like a professional person in our line of work, and I actually have to take idk at least 10 minutes to get dressed, etc.

sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

this past week was the least "work from home" in a while -- we had 3 walk-throughs and 3 inspections and had to go in person to the City building at least once, and this was a week where my colleague had to mind his 5 year-old kid for at least half the work day ... I had to remind myself that this is actually better than being bored or the slow crazy of isolation

sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link

I actually voluntarily spent an extra half day in the office last week, I think I'm just lonely tbh

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 16 July 2022 17:09 (one year ago) link

there's definitely been days where I wanted to do it, but ever since the pandemic, my company has sold more and more of the floors of the office t where we only own a third of it now, so there's fewer places to sit. also when I moved in to help the folks, I went from like, ten minutes away from it to like 30-40.

other problem is I only have two colleagues that live in Orlando and they don't go in, most of my old friends quit or terminated years ago (problem of sticking somewhere for almost 18 years, that happens!). but....sometimes the quiet in that office is oddly peaceful, because my problem is there's *too much* going on in my home.

I think my perspective is a wee bit diff from the people I know who only started remoting during the pandemic, as I'd been doing it for ten years. truth be told, it's probably good I don't have access to those snack machines lmao.

I have a personal rule about not making big life-changing decisions when drunk, high, depressed, or anxious.

As a result I pretty much never make big life-changing decisions. I think this is for the best.

Ymmv

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 July 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

I am supervising a 210 person class that is being broken into six classes of 35 each simultaneously, which originally I thought was going to be my only assignment for a while. It's going to be tough as it's a mega customized assignment with a new partner site that we have no prior relationship with.

they just tossed another SEVEN assignments on top of me, so that the week of 8/8, I will have THIRTEEN goddamn classes going on simultaneously (24 people I'm supervising). I've never had more than 10 at one time, and those had staggered start dates, whereas these are all starting on top of each other.

I waved the white flag to say "what the fuck", as nobody else on my team has half of this workload - the most anybody else has is 7, AND they have a partner helping them! This isn't even the type of work you can make up by working overtime, you have to be available to oversee these classes between 9 am - 5:30 pm ET, like I flat out am going to have to ignore half of them on any given day.

what does this have to do with working from home? they can't see me flipping them off since i'm at home. lol

They made us all come back to the office three days a week. Now we're moving to another floor for the fourth time in a year.

nashwan, Thursday, 21 July 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

Corporate sent a passive-aggressive email a couple weeks back about people not adhering to their “committed” days in office per week that people enter in, March or whatever, when expectations about the environment were different. I think a fair bit is estimating facilities needs, which is a shitshow because they own or semi-permanently lease. A couple buildings are in-person physical labor of a sort on one floor and office space above so they’re stuck. The other, more present thing, is high level people who think their subordinates — think actual high level functionaries — should be where they are and are short-circuiting at a lack of exec camaraderie, read: leaning on people

mh, Friday, 22 July 2022 04:34 (one year ago) link

they should be happy their subordinates aren’t demanding 25-hr workweeks…. yet

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 July 2022 04:55 (one year ago) link

what does this have to do with working from home? they can't see me flipping them off since i'm at home. lol

― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, July 21, 2022 12:59 PM (yesterday)

seriously, zoom meetings where you can have your camera off are a true blessing for me, because no one can see me rolling my eyes and scoffing ... earlier this week, I attended an info/feedback session for City regulations around parklets (primarily design/construction guidelines and permitting).

Invariably, the city did their presentation, opened it up for questions, and one of the questions was about street closures. This meeting was about parklets, not street closures. The lead guy from the City reiterates that this meeting isn't about street closures. Street closure guy of course needs to fully express himself regarding the subject of street closures, and how he wanted to continue having his street closure. ... I am definitely glad no one is seeing my face at this point. ... Then I and another person get to ask questions that are actually about parklets ... Then the next guy, has his business on the same block as the street closure guy, and wants to reiterate how great their street closure is, and that they want to keep it. ... I was definitely in flip off mode at that point. And, I really don't miss attending government meetings in person.

sarahell, Friday, 22 July 2022 07:16 (one year ago) link

we had a meeting where they basically said we should be coming back into the buildings more because they are expensive. which seems to be a bad argument. buildings are expensive whether people are in them or not. and if there's a desire for people to wfh more then there's scope for even fewer buildings. (the've already sold off the top two floors of the building we used to occupy before, to a competitor, no less.)

koogs, Friday, 22 July 2022 08:00 (one year ago) link

This article a couple of weeks ago added fuel to my fears that many CEOs are just biding their time and waiting for the next recession to tighten the screws on letting people WFH: Why CEOs are so WTF about WFH

o. nate, Friday, 22 July 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link

I feel my public speaking is suffering because I do it all from home now. in my old job, although I still was mostly WFH, I went to the office frequently during trainings, client meetings, etc, so I was presenting in front of people.

I am getting tongue tied more often now, finding I also hate the sound of my own voice. some of that is also my anxiety/stress levels lately, but it's disheartening as this is one of my strongest skills and it's eroding fast.

even stuttering now, which was never a problem for me previously. I find I have to slow myself down in those moments.

I, too, have some issues with the sound of my voice and there was one person on a zoom call where there was enough of a lag (bluetooth speaker?) in their zoom session the other day that I ended up hearing a quiet echo of what I just said a moment later. Not a big fan.

mh, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link

oh yeah I can't do that at all. the echo renders me unable to speak usually.

Our own voices are uniquely terrible. I however have heard an mh and he has a familiar and friendly voice. I bet it’s the same for you, Neanderthal!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 28 July 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link

a very satisfying read

Part of the problem is that the collegial, purpose-driven office that senior leaders idealize feels like a myth to many young workers. Since long before Covid-19, most offices weren’t delivering the mentoring, collaboration and social fabric that makes in-person work feel worthwhile. Indeed, many of the offices I visited in recent years were desolate, open plan landscapes dotted with individuals staring at screens, headphones on.

"Shut the fuck up! I am sorry, but shut the fuck up! I cannot stand this garbage. It “feels like a myth” because it never fucking existed, and you are a con artist if you suggest otherwise! One anecdotal example of a good office does not replace the tens of thousands of different offices that suck, and you can’t even come up with one! Your example is so fucking rotten that your anecdotal evidence works against the point you’re trying to make! "

https://ez.substack.com/p/privilege-and-pro-office-pablum

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 8 August 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

lol, it is purpose-driven for the senior leaders because it is fulfilling their purposes. They feel gratified and that it is worthwhile because it reinforces their egos, their power ... not that of the plebes that are pretty much only there because they need the money and they'd prefer not to have to do manual labor.

sarahell, Friday, 12 August 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link

As much as I hate to admit it, it's not exactly a crazy idea that humans work better together in person. I would still trade more time and flexibility at home for a more impersonal and slightly less efficient remote work environment though.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link

it depends on what they are working on tbh.

sarahell, Friday, 12 August 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link

I mean, some jobs are harder to do virtually than others, sure. it was just many businesses' insistence that the job couldn't be done remotely that was frustrating for many.

if your job involves doing a lot of individual tasks that don't require you to frequently check in with someone else, honestly it's easier for me to do that if I can put on the TV or music than if I have to hear people at the cube next to me talking about the mega awesome Nickleback concert they just went to

my current job, being a trainer, doesn't necessarily make a ton of sense as a virtual role, but they let me be virtual before the pandemic, and they started giving me classes full of people who weren't based in my state, so I couldn't choose to go in if I wanted. (originally when I took the job, I hated training from home so much I would go to the office and reserve a room just so I could feel like I was in an office teaching, even though there were no students in the room with me.

it sucks because teaching people in a classroom at work used to really feel rewarding, it used to be fun and I got to travel a lot. but at the same token, if I wasn't allowed to be virtual, I'd have had to quit a year or two ago.

I'm back in the office 3 days a week now and actually loving it. My wife likes having the time alone at home as well, lol

thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link

some of my work involves physical structures and things, and it definitely helps to have everyone involved in decision making there in person looking at the thing at the same time. But, one thing covid really has reinforced for me, is how many jobs exist that are completely detached from anything material / physical.

sarahell, Friday, 12 August 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link

i think wfh is a godsend for bullshit jobs with awful managers you don't want to be around (i.e. mine). if you actually like your coworkers and like what you do then it makes sense it would feel refreshing to be back in the office.

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Friday, 12 August 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

yeah that's my case, thankfully

thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

(the latter)

thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

The one big gap at my place - if your laptop blows up. As a phone representative, you get your shit literally in a day, they can't afford not to.

If you're me, they ask you a million questions and maybe you get one that day maybe you don't. Ten years ago, if you couldn't be without your laptop for a day, it was nbd. We we had four floors of classrooms you could reserve with a computer, polycom, tv screen, the works. You could reserve the room from your phone or one of the guest computers on the first floor.

Boom, you're square. Well, now, we sold like three of our floors. We got rid of the guest computers. You can only reserve a room on your phone with Samsung or Apple (I have a OnePlus). You gotta call.

If you get a room, half the time you walk in and the room is gutted. No monitor, no keyboard, no mouse, no polycom, something is missing.

If it's not, some of the computers are somehow still configured to our old company's server prior to spinoff (despite that being four years ago). Then you can't get in.

The last time it happened to me I went to the office and dropped off my laptop and they were like noncommittal on new one's timing. I had a class to teach in four hours, spent 3.5 trying to find an available room with working equipment, and nothing. I had a half hour to go and I walked back and said YO CAN YOU GIVE ME LITERALLY ANYTHING TO USE FIR A DAY and they relented and gave me a loaner.

i think wfh is a godsend for bullshit jobs with awful managers you don't want to be around (i.e. mine).

hahahah lol! it's also awesome because you save money on food and can do laundry at the same time.

sarahell, Friday, 12 August 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link

extremely otm, also save gas $

thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

It's exciting - parking at my building has been free from March 2020 through now, but we will be returning to paid parking in the next few months and they're raising the rates by 66%!

peace, man, Friday, 12 August 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

Love to have a pot of beans on the stove while I am reviewing contracts. Haven't figured out how to do that in the office.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Friday, 12 August 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

right? also love to skip out and go grocery shopping or go for a run when everyone else is too busy to notice.

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Friday, 12 August 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

but i'm a bad boy and LOVE it if i can steal time from the state without any risk.

otoh i will gladly give all of this up for an on-site job opening up in a different area because i hate my manager so much.

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Friday, 12 August 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

I did a bump of coke with one hour left in my shift a few years ago, as I was at my friend's house getting ready for a party, expecting it to be a slow Friday, then someone sent me a question that required me to investigate something, and that was mega difficult.

I like dropping by the office so I can tell my coworkers about nickelback concerts

mysteriously the “please return three days per week” emails keep saying “except mh” at the end. my work is done

mh, Monday, 15 August 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

today I was asked by a trainer if I could prepare them Wednesday through Friday this week. Originally her manager had asked me to prepare her Wednesday, and Monday through Wednesday of next week, but the trainer said she had PTO on Monday and Tuesday, but that she was willing to give it up if need be. I of course said "no, your time off is your time off, let's do it this week and then pick it up when you're back".

and she had this teary-eyed reply thanking me, because otherwise she wouldn't get to spend much time with her visiting family, and I'm like, wow, it says a lot about how bad the workforce is right now where I'm being thanked for simply respecting someone's existing time off, which fwiw is what the default response should be.

if you actually like your coworkers and like what you do then it makes sense it would feel refreshing to be back in the office.

I like most of my coworkers and I like what I do, and the odd times I do go into the office I enjoy my time there, but I still don't want to do it more than like a day a week.

A few months ago my employer arbitrarily decided that people have to do three days in the office (two for me because I'm a four-day-week person). They say they expect clients will want to do meetings in person again, which is unlikely bc 90% of the clients are public sector and afaict most of them are happy working hybrid and sticking to virtual meetings. More likely is that they just spent lots of money on a new office (badly needed though) and want to justify the expense, plus a couple of the directors like a bit of presenteeism.

I plan to continue ignoring the rule. So far nobody has noticed that I'm rarely in twice a week, nobody cares, or nobody wants to confront me about it.

salsa shark, Monday, 15 August 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link

big fan of ignoring rules no one wants to enforce

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link

Hello fellow jaywalker

Evan, Monday, 15 August 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link

We are all very much still kicking back against the return to a formal office, but our work is incredibly well-suited to flexibility and remoteness, though my husband's work is less flexible so I might end up going back in over the winter on his mandated office days so as to use the office heating and electricity rather than ours when I'd be home on my own through the day

ailsa, Monday, 15 August 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

I just realized I don't even know where my badge to get in my office is anymore, lol

this reminds me that I have to go through the absurd ritual today of going to the city government building to get the mail for work. We had an office in a storefront in a city building, but the building was not designed for direct mail delivery to the storefront, so our mail got delivered to the city government mail room.

Before Covid, I would just walk in during regular business hours, go to the mail room, and get the mail. Since Covid, this building hasn't been open to the public except for certain reduced services.

So now, every time I want to get the mail, I will go to the front entrance.
The security guard will amble to the entrance.
The security guard will ask me why I am there.
I will tell the security guard I am there to get my mail from the mail room.
The security guard will ask to see my City staff badge.
I will tell the guard that I do not have one, because I don't work for the City, but I work for an org that receives mail there.
The security guard will be either confused or suspicious.
I will reassure the guard that I have been doing this for several years, and that if they don't feel comfortable letting me in, I could call Lorane, the mail room supervisor
And then they nod slowly, back away from the door, and let me in to get the mail.

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

OK, I am officially Too Busy. I just got a part-time job which starts in mid-September. So that brings the full list to:

• part-time job in health care marketing (15 hrs/week)
• editing & ghostwriting work (10-15 hrs/week divided among 2-3 projects at any given time)
• freelance journalism (10-15 hrs/week divided among several outlets: Stereogum, Bandcamp, The Wire, the NYC Jazz Record, DownBeat)
• new thing (TBD)
• unpaid writing (weekly Substack newsletter, a book that's due to the publisher in November 2023)

Plus, I will now be a three-computer person, since the health care marketing job sent me a Dell laptop to work on, and the new place will be sending me a Mac. I'm starting to feel like I should rent an office.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

lol do you have a half dozen different email addresses that you are supposed to be keeping track of at all times? ... this is my world now too.

sarahell, Friday, 26 August 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

I have three email addresses that I check on a more or less hourly basis, one that I only check while working for a particular client, and two others that I never check.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 August 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Grrr...I think I'm about to have to walk away from a job before it starts.

I interviewed for a remote gig which I understood would involve the company sending me a laptop. This would be the third laptop in my house (my regular one, one that another remote freelance client sent me to do work for them, and this new one), but fine. But today, in an email, someone at the company told me a) that I might have to come to their offices, a 90-minute drive away, to collect the equipment, and b) it's not a laptop, but a desktop computer.

Problem #1: I don't drive.
Problem #2: I already have a desktop computer and have no place in my apartment to set up a second one.

Either they're gonna find some way to give me access to their servers via FTP or whatever, so I can do the work on the desktop computer I already have, or I'm walking away from the gig. At present I'm getting about five offers a day from various recruiters, and I have plenty of work from other clients, so I'm good no matter what, but this is very annoying.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 16 September 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

As predicted, I had to walk away from this gig, but the agency that put me on it felt so bad (they believed there was a miscommunication on their part, since the equipment issue had been there from the beginning) that they submitted me for a different gig which pays $6 more an hour and sounds even more interesting and is guaranteed 100% remote. Waiting to hear about that one now.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 19 September 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link

throwing in the towel and posting for another job/position at this company. at this point, I can't afford or even mentally handle the long drawn out process of posting externally, whereas it's a cleaner/quicker process here, and I can find a department that's a bit more calm and then re-evaluate long-term when the dust has settled.

in the last two weeks, we've had one long term colleague move to another position, and not be replaced, my manager announced he's leaving exactly one week from today, and another colleague (through no fault of his own) is without power in San Juan. thankfully he and his girlfriend are ok, but we were already understaffed, and when the manager leaves next week, there's three of us to do the work of six people. and once again I have the heaviest workload of the year, even after warning weeks in advance "I can't do this again, please find me help". nothing was done.

going to try and move to a boring, benign position, as htey will maintain my current salary, just so I don't literally have a breakdown, and then that will buy me time to look elsewhere and hopefully I will leave this fucking company for good within the next year, now that we have Medicaid in place and I don't strictly have to be homebound.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:19 (one year ago) link

sounds tough Neanderthal, good luck with the move if you decide to go for it.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

Yeah, good luck Neanderthal. You definitely deserve to be treated better.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link

Definitely the right move. You can't be supporting that much weight by yourself — get out from under however you can. Good luck!

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link

Neando - I am so proud of you taking this step!

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

Yes! Good luck Neanderthal!!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

On the plus side, I have 16 (!!).days of PTO scheduled between now and 12/31. Mostly due to being unable to take for three months and being on a 15+ year accrual schedule.

So a lighter year is coming on top of any move I make

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link

Best wishes, great that your employers will pay you your same salary for soemthing less stressful. Not many would do that for you.

sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

a lot of it is small things, like, so we have thousands of colleagues in San Juan. Obviously, almost all of them are gone this week, and the company has been sensitive to those impacted, and used contingency plans to ensure business continues.

but, of course, a lot of these people were in classes, and so my instructors ask the pertinent question of 'what will happen with them' so that they don't leave one terrible situation (having no power, possibly food insecure as a result, etc), recover, and then return to find they either have no job anymore. or they do, but they were forgotten, so they're expected to go onto the phones despite having missed 40% of what they needed to learn, and they quit in frustration.

so I ask, and I am soooo diplomatic in things like this, like, I make it clear I want to start talking about how we can accommodate them to return those who are able to return to a situation that is not stressful and helps them pick up and resume their career, and I get met with a smug "well first of all, their SAFETY is our primary concern".

No fucking shit, asshole. I've visited San Juan on business, I love the island. I love the people. I've been to the office, I've met the head of the building, who personally gave me a ride to the airport. I am still buddies with people I met and trained there. I'm the dude who lobbied us to update our training materials to quit incorrectly SUGGESTING THAT SJ WAS OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED STATES, DICKHEAD.

one of our colleagues works there, and lives with one of our former colleagues, and we're concerned about them too. I'm NOT deriding the situation, but I'm actually trying to work these logistics so a) you know that there are going to be resources you are expecting that you are not getting, more than likely, so you don't accuse me of withholding this info a week from now, and b) more importantly, the last class of the season is about to start and if we don't get approval to move them there, and they resume in October, they won't know how to do their job, they won't have a class to go to, and their hiring company will be telling them "unfortunately due to no fault of your own, we no longer have a position for you", and then hey, now on top of recovering from a hurricane, they no longer have the income they expected.

like....try and insinuate I'm being callous when like, it was pretty obvious that I know and respect that, we still have to solve these things! hope you enjoyed your five minutes of being performative by trying to cast aspersions on me though.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link

xpost - yeah, absolutely. now, there's limits as to where I could go, I can't go back to an entry level position (I wouldn't want to), and I"ll probably have to stay same pay grade (or higher), but the work itself could be the type that is better suited to my brain and life and current stress levels.

one of my best friends I met at this company in 2005 and he still works here, and I am going to ask if his department is open because I could do what he does, and he has no trouble balancing his life, while raising his kids etc.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

I make it clear I want to start talking about how we can accommodate them to return those who are able to return to a situation that is not stressful and helps them pick up and resume their career

I realize this doesn't accurately capture what I said. my comment was basically "they will not be able to return for a while - so that they don't have to stress about what's going to happen with their job when they return, can we proactively plan some contingency plans if many of them are gone another week or two, and think about moving them to our last class of the season, which has a much later hire date, and they could pick up where thye left off comfortably when they're ready and not have to worry that they'll come back to no job".

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

sorry for all that, i am done venting all. that helped clear my head a bit.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

and thank you all!

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

told boss today I'm ready to move on, and going to be posting for something new internally.

partially because any posting requires manager approval (he's on his way out so he'll approve it). partially so they'll see i'm serious and give them an opportunity to fix the situation i'm in at the moment. i'm still leaving but i would like to do so in comfort for the next few months.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 September 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

totally strategic and respectable and respectful ... you should feel good about this. Just like, you know, cheerleading.

Trying to keep up "healthy work/life balance" practices ... I either tend to wallow in one or the other. I've been pretty good for the past few weeks of doing a good amount of both. It's hard for me.

sarahell, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

I’ve got to figure this out, kind of plateaued and then rocketed to the bottom after enforced office time. it’s more of a none/none balance where neither work nor home are going anywhere

mh, Monday, 26 September 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link

I would hope your home isn't going anywhere ... unless you moved into a RV?

sarahell, Monday, 26 September 2022 05:48 (one year ago) link

rolling eyes emoji

mh, Monday, 26 September 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link

thank you, I'll be here all week!

sarahell, Monday, 26 September 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link

work is a real trainwreck lately. i'm really resenting my manager and my overall role. i snark at her in meetings. i just don't care about records management and it's next to impossible for me to fake it anymore. it feels like whether or not i engage and do better is out of my control because i feel so alienated, without support or connection with anyone, in a role with vague and horribly defined responsibilities.

i have an interview on thursday for a position in another area of my department that's basically archival digitization at the bottom of the ladder. it's a class below my current position. though i wouldn't take a pay cut, i would hit the wage ceiling in three years if it doesn't turn into something else (which is being discussed). i would have to come in every day. but i'm convinced that the manager would be so much better, and the work - digitizing archival material - so much more satisfying that i'm kind of desperate to get it. i called in sick today, went for a run and avoided anything work-related. for some reason i can't bear to review the interview questions today. i have to try tomorrow.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 23:33 (one year ago) link

I definitely forgot how to office, and how to people, in the last bunch of years.

Lately I have been working in an office a bunch, just M-W-F, and I just do not know how to do it. Did I ever? I don't fucking know.

Like, it's 3:45 and I have done all the worky things I am going to do today. Can I just do crossword puzzles for a while? Go for a walk? Mix myself a gin and tonic? Go out to the car and masturbate?

Just kidding. I know the answer. I cannot do those things. I have to look like a serious working adult. Not sure how long I can keep up this theater.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link

My partner said to me the other day that he didn’t think I could hack it in an office environment after the past few years, and after protesting for a few moments, I realized he was totally right.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

Love using my own toilet and not having to share it with office weirdos I barely know

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

v v confusing email with some contradictory information, but we may have just been effectively told that no more remote work allowed, ever.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link

That sucks, man

Our CEO was writing emails like that ("I know how much everyone is looking forward to being back in the office" yeah right), but then she moved to Florida and we haven't heard much more of that kind of talk

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

There's enough contradictory messaging in things that I haven't yet abandoned all hope, but it's annoying.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

pre-pandemic, the higher-ups were deeply against WFH in all but the most extreme circumstances, i think because they sonehow felt they couldn’t “see” productivity etc

once the pandemic hit and ppl adjusted to the new normal they saw that productivity was actually higher, and became such converts that we’re now permanently remote.

it suits my own working style down to the ground - our house is pretty quiet, mr veg is a perfect cohabitant in that regard & being able to do a job that can get wuite stressful in an environment that isn’t stressful has helped me a lot.

i don’t think i would want to go back to a permanent office position

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link

We've been told multiple times that the productivity was higher and how well we all adjusted, but now the highest ups are trotting out all the canards about "culture", "the importance of in-person interactions" blah blah blah

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

yeah, all that water cooler bullshit.. I have a friend of a friend that works at Apple, and they're forcing EVERYONE to come back in so they can brainstorm the next white plastic gadget by the water cooler

I just remember how bleak it felt coming home on the bus in winter traffic, totally dark out, trudging the last bit home in the rain... no way do I want to go back to that bleak bullshit

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link

It's also the simple little things of like, you know, being able to see my kid for more than just that last hour before bed by the time I get back from the commute.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I've already been stripped back to only 1 day/week remote, but even losing just that is making me exceedingly sad.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

I “like” working from home but speaking for myself here I don’t think it’s terribly good for my mental health.

brimstead, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

which is totally fair and why i don't think any once size fits all, black or white policy makes sense to blanket over all employees, but i know going back to full time commuting and office time will be a major blow for my mental health

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

I went into the office about a month ago for a team meeting and lunch; it was very productive and great to see everybody, but I'm fine seeing them on zoom most of the time

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

brimstead otm, 100% wfh was making me a bit stir crazy

I am very happy with any current split - Mon and Fri wfh so I have a long weekend, Tues/Weds/Thurs at the office, and it's optional - I could go back to 100% wfh but I don't want to

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link

-- with *my* current split --

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link

1 day per week in the office is perfect for me and luckily that’s what my department is doing. the whole corporation was doing to supposedly move to 2-3 days a week but that appears to have been quietly put on hold indefinitely.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

doing=going

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

I love working from home and would love to do it permanently. But I cannot focus on work at home, especially with wife & kids here. Annoying! Ideally I wouldn't work at all, unfortunately that doesn't seem to be an option right now.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

CaAL, a silver lining of my working at an office three days a week (and the kids being in school) is that my wife gets the whole quiet house to herself a bunch more. She's better able to work without us underfoot. And when we do get time together, it's higher-quality time than we got during lockdown time when we were all cooped up together.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

haha yes my wife is thrilled that I am out of the house 3 days a week now

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link

Old joke: "I married him for better or for worse... but not for lunch!"

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:45 (one year ago) link

office lunches / coffee breaks are the only thing i like about the office, but even then i find it hard to relate to most of my coworkers so it's a mixed bag.

if i get this 100% in-office job the hardest things for me will be commuting and not being able to exercise whenever i want to.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

you might have to forgo the office lunches for workouts in that case but i used to love doing that when i was able to. start the second half of the day with a whoosh of energy.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

yeah i believe i'll have the support to make something like that happen.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

the real reason execs don't like working from home is because it's a lot easier to control and mistreat people when you can see them.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link

^ ding ding ding

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

My ADA accommodation request to be able to continue WFH until covid metrics are lower was approved today on a 3 month basis. The approval process took more than a month lol

realistic pillow (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 29 September 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link

i am in dire need of a better ergo setup - my chair & desk arent cutting it anymore

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 September 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link

Oh god I hate office lunch

Like, I work with you people. I don't want to also eat lunch with you.

Lunch is MY time to be away from YOU. If I eat lunch with my coworkers I'm basically still at work, and fuck that noise.

I am not here to be BFFs. I already have friends and a family.

The only thing worse than going to lunch with my coworkers is having a delivered or catered lunch in the office. Gah, a conference room full of people crunching and shlurping. Please no.

Either I am busy and I work straight through lunch, or I am not busy and need to be away from other humans.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 September 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link

i am in dire need of a better ergo setup - my chair & desk arent cutting it anymore

Mine was so bad, I was pretty seriously considering returning to the office voluntarily. I finally got creative and moved enough stuff around to make room for a small desk. It has been a game changer. My focus has been so much better since doing it. Just knocking down tasks that have been lingering for months. It still isn't perfect, but so much better than before. After a few weeks, it no longer hurts to stand in one place for ten minutes.

I was asked to go in 3x this week due to some kind of executive summit taking place at the office. Day #1 was kind of fun. Pretty novel as a lot of people I hadn't seen in years were in to schmooze. So, I caught up with a few people and a couple of the interactions didn't make me feel depressed afterward. I just finished #2 today, and it was way suckier: Felt headachy a few hours into the day after overdoing it on coffee. Chair won't lock in place, so the back keeps leaning back until I realize this and readjust. The sun started glaring in this window right next to my desk after a few hours making the headache worse. Day 3 is Friday which I imagine will be super dead, then hopefully I won't have to come back for another month or two.

beard papa, Thursday, 29 September 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link

I work with you people. I don't want to also eat lunch with you.


feeling this

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 September 2022 07:38 (one year ago) link

With Microsoft Outlook, I get how some people see a blank lunch zone on multiple calendars and think "AHA! That's when I'll have the meeting.", but agreed, that's MY time, not OUR time. Any lunchtime meetings, it's acceptable to flex that time and leave early. Even when lunch is provided, a working meeting is work, not a lunch break. We get a fair amount of "learn at lunch" opportunities, which are thankfully optional.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 29 September 2022 12:33 (one year ago) link

rookie mistake not to have a recurring lunchtime weekday "meeting" in your diary that only you are invited to

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 September 2022 13:32 (one year ago) link

meeting with the big cheese

nashwan, Thursday, 29 September 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

getting into some chewy subjects

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 September 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link

y'know, the one down side of WFH is when i was office-bound, today would be a day off thanks to hurricane. instead, I'm working.

I've been told I can take breaks and very aware that I can lie and fake a power outage. opting not to right now as I wouldn't look forward to the make-up work I'd have to do upon return, but may peace out early.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 September 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link

the real reason execs don't like working from home is because it's a lot easier to control and mistreat people when you can see them.

I mean, just one story, but was talking to a parent at one of my son's baseball games who said she was absolutely horrified to hear how nasty and abusive her husband was to his employees when he started working from home.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link

Xpost
The first blizzard during the pandemic, the president of the company told everyone to take a snow day even though we were all working from home. I don’t agree with all that’s been done since then but that was a cool gesture.

realistic pillow (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 29 September 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

well i didn't get that in-office job. just as well since it's hard to give up 3 wfh days, especially through the winter.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 October 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Going in to the office 2 days per week seems about right for me. It's amazing to think about all the hours I spent commuting 5 days per week over the years.

o. nate, Friday, 28 October 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link

I have now worked through two hurricanes this year. downside to WFH I guess.

I could have lied and said I didn't have power, but I care too much about the class I'm teaching to let someone else take it over.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm sure this is the story in many, many cities:

https://www.axios.com/local/twin-cities/2022/05/11/minneapolis-st-paul-metro-companies-ditch-office-space

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link

So crazy. I worked in downtown Minneapolis since 1998, a quarter century of either driving and paying to park or having to take a bus to a train to sit in a cubicle for 8 hours and then reverse the process. But now other the rare concert or sporting event there is no draw to bring me downtown anymore. Return to work is still occasional and strictly voluntary for my company, but I have absolutely no desire. The day they require it, even hybrid, is the day I resign. I'm just done.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link

Really glad to be one of the 50,000 or so new downtown residents who now live in a ghost town

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

It's very much the case in SF. Hilariously when Musk took over Twitter and made his 'come to work' noises some local dude with grocery/market businesses in the building was quoted as all saying how great it would be for him, and now that this month has passed I suspect said dude probably figures he should have kept his trap shut.

There's still sort of something in the offing where I'd go back but coming up to three years I'm all "Eh." I do still go in to the main library on Monday and Tuesday afternoons briefly for some desk coverage and at least my regular location is just walking distance, twenty minutes or so, if it ever fully fires up again, though I suspect it may be more hybrid. All I gotta say is that on a rainy morning like this one I'm glad to be going absolutely nowhere.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

This is going to absolutely kill city government finances, isn't it? Isn't business property where cities collect all their tax revenue?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link

Well, hence many cities (like mine) raising property taxes by double digits year after year, of late

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link

So now you’re paying extra to live in a place with worse public services and half the number of restaurants?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 December 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

Each mortgage crisis has its own subtle shadings.

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link

The other piece of the puzzle is that a lot of cities had tax abatements for developers building residential properties in downtown areas. Those are usually 5 or 10 year, so the giant boom in the 2010s might not be taxed yet

mh, Thursday, 1 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

there's actually some new office space developments being planned for downtown Oakland, and I'm like "Why?" Build cheap little apartments, that's all that's needed right now

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link

I love (LOVE) skyscrapers, but we're long past the point of needing any new ones it seems

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 18:21 (one year ago) link

Taller apartment buildings in general would certainly help with the housing crunch. Office skyscrapers, not so much.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 December 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link

Apparently converting office space to residential is a big pain.. they're just not laid out the same

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 December 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

It is tough, mostly because your typical office skyscraper huddles all the plumbing in a central core or two near the vertical circulation, to leave the rest of the plate open to maximize office suites with window access. The plumbing extension necessary to provide individual bathrooms is a significant hurdle, unless you are gonna somehow sell communal bathroom experiences, but I don't think it's an impossible hurdle to overcome.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 December 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

I mean, issues of scale aside, is it so very different from converting former warehouses into condos?

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

there's a role for government here methinks

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link

It is tough, mostly because your typical office skyscraper huddles all the plumbing in a central core or two near the vertical circulation, to leave the rest of the plate open to maximize office suites with window access. The plumbing extension necessary to provide individual bathrooms is a significant hurdle, unless you are gonna somehow sell communal bathroom experiences, but I don't think it's an impossible hurdle to overcome.

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, December 1, 2022 10:52 AM (three days ago)

Yeah, that was basically the one sticking point I came to when I thought about this over the past year ... which is why I thought that they would be good to convert to transitional housing/homeless shelters rather than conventional residential, where people would need/require in-unit bathrooms and kitchens. There would have to be additional shower/bathing facilities installed alongside the existing bathrooms/plumbing, and maybe there would need to be a widening of pipes for additional water ... I think, depending on the layout of units, there might not need to be an increase in sprinkler density for the conversion? If the buildings are already sprinklered?

sarahell, Sunday, 4 December 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link

Agencies have been buying hotels around here, which is a quicker and likely cheaper route to creating non-congregate shelter while supplies last

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 4 December 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

same here, silbs, but here there are more unhoused people than there are hotel rooms ...

sarahell, Sunday, 4 December 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link

I looked for other jobs within my company a few months back, and nothing I was qualified for (or wanted to do) jumped out, so I paused it for a while. going to start it up again.

things are no longer stressful like they were here, but I have lost all of my passion for training when it became fully virtual all the time (previously, sometimes it'd be in office, sometimes virtual). we failed to properly adapt to the all virtual world, so technology issues constantly derail training, and then employees just disappear in the middle of class, thinking we won't notice.

looking for something analytical in nature, where I can essentially 'set my own hours' (meaning they won't give a shit if I have to step away to take dad to bathroom or if I do my job in front of the TV at 8 pm). one of my best friends has a job he loves that he's been trying to recruit me for but there haven't been any openings, so I think that's my play once there are.

until then, I'm massively phoning it in.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

(the bestie works for same company, but he jumped out of customer service years ago and he said it was transformative)

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

phoning it in

literally

Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link

I mean if you count MS Teams calls as phone

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link

Working from home has no end in sight for anyone at my workplace pretty much

But talking about Teams and phoning it in, a PM almost had a breakdown and she phoned me before I was in at work and raised her voice at me when I told her I hadn't even started on tickets on Friday for a project that was due ASAP on Monday. I kept telling her I would get to them when I was in and she was like "Why do we even do anything?" And I was like, "Well, I got pulled into another meeting and project where a couple things needed to be fixed." She couldn't grasp the idea that you need patience working for this client and that priorities fluctuate and change rapidly. She ended up putting in her notice for a leave of absence yesterday and now the PMs are scrambling, because one other one called in sick and today two called in sick. I love how the client we do work for has millions of customers that see our work and we operate this way

Fun times!

Punster McPunisher, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:40 (one year ago) link

i'm back in the office 3 days per week now and loving it, minus the part where i can't take a nap whenever i want

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link

i'm back in the office 3 days per week now and loving it

You freak

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

I would die in my sleep if I had to teach three or four days from home.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

my job is so much easier when i can be in a room w/ or easily talk to my coworkers w/o having to call/text/slack someone

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

also i'm more productive at work due to lack of distractions, i keep more normal hours and i'm naturally more active... but those are just personal problems

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

xp same, which is why I generally go in 3 days a week, thankfully this is entirely optional

sleeve, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

best part of working from home for me? My own bathroom, with no one else doing weird shit in there

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link

Best part of working from home is teaching from the shitter

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link

taking a 15 min break from work to sit on the toilet doesn't hit the same at home tbh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link

i gained weight in my 30s when I was office-bound because there are snack machines everywhere and i get munchies when I work on any project or teach and I would hit those machines five times a day and get the least healthy shit out of em. on 12 hour days, sometimes i spent more than I did for a meal on snacks and stress ate (I don't work shifts that long anymore)

at home I'm limited to what I have and usually we don't have much here.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link

otoh, I have to worry about shitheaded kids walking by my unit screaming crap like "HOLY FUCK SON GET OUT OF MY FACE" when I'm unmuted and leading a class.

or the few times my mother has literally screamed across the house when dad fell. I'm always honest when that happens because what's the point of lying. everybody's sympathetic and in turn I don't give people grief for the occasional accidental mic-slip, esp after my accidental George Carlin routine in 2019.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

also i'm more productive at work due to lack of distractions

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, December 6, 2022 11:21 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's interesting. see, at my workplace, everyone is much more distracted onsite than working from home. when i was in-office, people constantly visited us and chatted with us and we would go on hour-long coffee breaks, not including lunch breaks

Punster McPunisher, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link

I like the rituals of going to work -- driving, parking, walking to my office. I'm privileged, I know (I live five minutes from campus).

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

I find productivity to be zero problem at home. I'm only doing this one new joint project slowly because there's no deadline and if I do in a short burst each day it goes more quickly.

I live twenty minutes walk from where I normally work so I'm kinda relaxed.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

I like the rituals of going to work -- taking a shower, eating breakfast, sitting on the couch, putting the TV on mute, plugging in my headphones, opening my laptop. (Seriously, I've been working from home since 2017 and wouldn't take an office job under any circumstances at this point, Covid or no Covid. When recruiters call -- and oh, do they call -- I tell them "remote only" before we even have any other conversation.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

Man, I got up from my home office mid-morning and made the most delicious omelet with bacon, broccoli, and mushrooms, and rye toast. Work from home is the best.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link

We were called into the office three days a week a few months ago (for no reason other than the company leased a new office), and the latest annoyance is that a group of bucket drummers started busking outside our building two weeks ago. We're nine stories up but hear it perfectly. Even 30°F temperatures haven't dissuaded them.

blatherskite, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link

Dear Andrew,

You have 1 assignment that are 968 days overdue.

You must complete the following assignment(s):

- Executive Series: Securely Working From Home with Quiz

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link

Hey, the housing problem got solved

Elon Musk's business confidants are sleeping in new bedrooms at Twitter HQ that have been converted from unused offices. Musk is having one made for him. https://t.co/Y3rq9WWEtC

— Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) December 6, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

After maybe a decade of mostly or fully remote work, I recently took a job that is in person M W F and remote Tuesday and Thursday. The (reverse) commute is 15 minutes.

The salary is ridiculously high - too good to pass up. Easily 3x what I thought I could ever earn with a degree in English with a minor in philosophy.

Here's the thing, though: it's a bullpen-style open office. I probably would not have accepted it if I'd known that my desk is just... out there in a big space with eight or ten other people. Everyone passing by can see my monitor. I'm not really trying to get away with anything (like porn or ilx or playing Minesweeper or whatever) but the environment still rankles.

It's not even that I want an office with a door (I have had those, and it isn't as great as you think it will be). Just that the open-office plan solves nothing for workers, and also solves nothing for political purposes.

Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 05:27 (one year ago) link

xp - pretty sure that's a code violation tbh ... or if he actually legally converted them that would be SF Dept of Building and Planning working at record speed ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 08:22 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

i'm in a doctor's office w/ my dad (routine checkup), I disconnected from the work network, and yet Outlook is still sending me work emails.

can't figure out how that's happening

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 20:44 (one year ago) link

office365? could be that they don't lock online office crap to the work vpn/network

mh, Friday, 13 January 2023 20:48 (one year ago) link

possibly. it only ever works sometimes is the weird thing.

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 21:02 (one year ago) link

so today, I have a meeting with someone and they're still not back from their appointment at that time. so I close the meeting (or so I thought) and start doing work, and figure I'll wait for her to ping me that she's back and restart it.

so I'm talking to myself, using my usual profane self-talk, and all of a sudden I'm startled by the voice of my trainee joining the session that I apparently DIDN'T actually close.

the words I think I said out loud were "fuckin' perv" related to something not even work related, right as she was joining. hoping she didn't hear them, though she definitely didn't react like she did.

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

musta been reading the bassnectar thread or something

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

This seems like a valid point:

Despite the heavily politicized and fractious debate over working from home that both sides participate in, for the most part the actual main benefit of working from home is weirdly under-discussed by both its supporters and critics.

So I’ll say it: the primary benefit for remote work for a lot people, if not most of them eventually, is that it makes balancing career with family much easier.

https://erikhoel.substack.com/p/remote-work-is-the-best-thing-to?r=2jqch&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

o. nate, Thursday, 26 January 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

one of my best friends works for my company (in fact, I met him there 18 years ago), and he loves his job, and he let me know that there's an opening for the same position he has right now. I'm qualified for it AND my salary is only in the median of the pay range (meaning I could get a raise upon hire and annual raises again), so I just posted.

I don't hate what I'm doing now, but it's hard to lead 8 hour trainings with the unpredictability of dad, whereas this role would let me work a more flexible schedule, where if I miss an hour here or there, I can log on later at night to catch up. not to mention I love math and this is a pension-related job, working with a partner site that I already know and have a good relationship with.

I am nervous because my head isn't what it was the last time I did a job like this, but the fact that I have my friend to lean on a bit helps. and I can always bail if the job sounds less like a good fit. financially i think it'd be ridiculous to not try for this.

good luck - sounds like a great opportunity!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

Good luck! You're sure you don't hate what you're doing now?

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

lol I know my posts make it sound like that. the actual act of training people, I actually do still enjoy, it's mostly the other nonsense politics I don't. I'd be free of them cos I'd be in a completely different wing of the business for the first time since....well...ever.

this friend of mine isn't exactly a mega-positive person so when he says he loves it, that's a p good endorsement for me. not to mention the money.

basically, the customer care wing hired a complete dolt 8 years ago, and inexplicably, he's kept the position and run the unit into the ground. I'd be leaving that wing to a non-customer care side.

Is there a good thread where the conversation is about people being miserable at work, possibly post-Covid era, possibly related to being burnt out, possibly related to office use or under-use?

djh, Monday, 6 March 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link

Here would work

Work situation: knackered at work and conscious that most of those around me are also. Burn out gets mentioned a lot, without any obvious solutions. The office was previously (pre-pandemic) a decent place to (do difficult) work. Lots of very legitimate reasons for working from home (often around childcare, sometimes about saving money on commutes and/or saving time, sometimes about working preferences). Lots of reasons legitimate reasons for working more in the office (support, functioning work). I suspect "the Covid Years" changed something and people are a little broken. Stuck on what might resolve things, even a bit.

djh, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:10 (one year ago) link

The thing that helped me when I was burnt out from work was a month of leave

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 6 March 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link

I'll take two

nashwan, Monday, 6 March 2023 22:21 (one year ago) link

lol otm

ꙮ (map), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:23 (one year ago) link

I have been seriously burnt out for two years, but no amount of time off will solve it tbh.

There is no finish line; there is no "done." It is a matter of finding a series of more or less tolerable situations until I can embrace a reasonably dignified death

...and on that cheerful note, how b out them Mets?

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:48 (one year ago) link

had to withdraw my application, apparently there are multiple versions of this role open, and the one I posted for was not the one my friend's division is posting. it's in a division where they work crazy hours and are work-obsessed, so I'm going to wait for my friend's division to post theirs and re-post. he works 40 hour weeks and takes vacation literally all the time.

re: burnout, yeah - sometimes even time away doesn't work, though I wouldn't refuse it if someone told me to take a paid month off (Narrator: It wouldn't be paid).

I'm a teacher and hell yes to burnout. I think 'I'm too old for this shit' probably 10 times a day. If I knew of a way out, I'd chew yer arm off/be like a rat up a drainpipe/move like shit off a chrome shovel. (Is writing poor figurative language a job option?)

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:02 (one year ago) link

Chinaski: my friend, I was in a job interview today and I literally said "this is your baby, and I'm the midwife."

And then I paused to wonder if I had really said that out loud, and it turns out that I had.

Fortunately it went over well - I can easily imagine it going the other way.

Welp.

These are the fortunes of someone with an English/philosophy double major trying to survive in business. Every once in a while, I choose a metaphor that lands wrong, and I find myself jobhunting again.

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link

I don't even like the Groundhog Day metaphor anymore, but everyday at my kitchen table is just like the last one, and the one before that

Sometimes a package gets delivered... sometimes I'll do some laundry. Some afternoons I'll have an iced vermouth, or walk around the neighborhood for twenty minutes.

I can't believe it's been three fucking years

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:11 (one year ago) link

I've grown thoroughly comfortable with it, but it helps I have my routines, and while part of me wishes I didn't have to go in on Monday and Tuesday afternoons briefly it does provide some scheduled variety. Honestly if you told me this would be what I'd need to do for the next decade or so, say, I'd be perfectly fine.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link

reapplied for the correct job. apparently it's not exactly in my friend's division but it's not in the 'insane' division either.

going to ask for a $30k raise, wish me luck

(not really but might as well aim high right lol)

xpost Ned - yeah, I actually don't want to go back to the rat race at all, just grumbling. We kept our San Francisco office (SOMA) but it's a total shambles with boxes and junk lying everywhere. No one will have their own desk or office anymore.. it'll just be all common space. But there are days where literally NO ONE goes into the office, not even the skeleton support staff (Operations, receptionist etc.). I don't know what the future is but it won't look anything like the past, every again.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:21 (one year ago) link

For awhile our CEO was going on about 'I know that everyone is really psyched to get back in the office in person' but then she moved to Florida (thanks DeSantis) and she's dropped all that. Nobody talks like that anymore.. it's all vague talk about future events, summits, in-person scrums and team meetings, stuff like that

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link

X-post to Ye Mad Puffin: please tell me you were going for a job as an actual mid-wife.

djh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link

This:

everyday at my kitchen table is just like the last one, and the one before that

Sometimes a package gets delivered... sometimes I'll do some laundry. Some afternoons I'll have an iced vermouth, or walk around the neighborhood for twenty minutes.

And this:

No one will have their own desk or office anymore.. it'll just be all common space. But there are days where literally NO ONE goes into the office, not even the skeleton support staff (Operations, receptionist etc.)

... seem so familiar.

djh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

xp YMP, your metaphor cheered up this miserable prick. Perhaps we could form a metaphor-writing company. The profundity apparatus. Needs some work; might fly.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:47 (one year ago) link

The Profundity Apparatus must surely be a novel by Nicholson Baker.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:48 (one year ago) link

reapplied for the correct job. apparently it's not exactly in my friend's division but it's not in the 'insane' division either.

going to ask for a $30k raise, wish me luck

Get it. Pound the table till you get it. You deserve it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 22:06 (one year ago) link

cosign

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 22:07 (one year ago) link

I was pleased as punch when my current position was moved to WFH in 2016, well before the pandemic happened. Now we're a fully WFH company with no local office to even go into.

Not sure I could ever do the commute to and from an office gig again. I'm broken in the best way.

It's not a skilled position, and I really only make enough to keep my mortgage paid, but more $$$ usually equals more stress and, with no family obligations, I just want to live the rest of my life with as little stress as possible.

ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 22:14 (one year ago) link

xpost thanks all.

agree about y'all making the pun company too.

but what would you...name it

Metaphore on the Floor

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 22:18 (one year ago) link

JF I am also (recently) 100% WFH and I am loving it

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

Chinaski, I am totally down with launching an artisanal metaphor store.

Metaphors from my working world that I am pretty tired of:

- "Big rocks" to mean "problems we need to solve"

- "The long pole in the tent" to mean "the thing we need to figure out before anything else can get figured out"

- "Shark in the water" to mean "unsolved problem"

- There's another one that I sometimes hear that's like "the wolf that's closest to the wagon" that means "the most urgent problem we have right now."

This business-speak is interesting because it's all about a fantasy of wilderness survival (which makes exactly zero sense for suburban IT workers). It's a little bit better than war or sports metaphors, but not by much.

In my ideal world, businesspeople would have a wider range and could draw from less macho realms. Like, "this reminds me of the My Little Pony episode where Twilight Sparkle needed to use the power of friendship." "Folks, we need to have a solution meeting about this - let's go into the Barbie Dreamhouse conference room."

Just once I'd like to hear "I think this executive summary needs more smize." Or "can this proposal get more pizazz?"

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:14 (one year ago) link

THE MERCHANDISE IS PIZZLED

(sorry)

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:17 (one year ago) link

oh and: best of luck to our favorite protohuman, Neanderthal. hope things go well.

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:22 (one year ago) link

I used a Marie Kondo reference at work today.

Jeff, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:29 (one year ago) link

lol, this budget item does not spark joy

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:30 (one year ago) link

"The long pole in the tent"

Jeez don't let me boss hear these, he loves a good 'everything looks like a nail' or whack-a-mole reference

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:37 (one year ago) link

I have found myself saying "heavy lift" multiple times over the past few weeks. I need to fucking stop with that.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:05 (one year ago) link

i say "going forward" and "reach out" all the damn time now :|

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link

lots of "check in" and "chat". less "circle back" and "touch base" though, thankfully.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:10 (one year ago) link

i prefer faux-humble-folksy work lingo to sports metaphors

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link

I prefer "heavy lift" to "big ask" fwiw

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:51 (one year ago) link

"big rocks" just makes me think of this dude i knew back on usenet who went by ICEKNIFE whose answer to everything was "KILL THEM WITH BIG ROCKS". even when there was no question. _particularly_ when there was no question.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:53 (one year ago) link

I used not one but TWO simpsons gifs in a Teams discussion with my Big ticket mobile client today. But he replied with "uh oh spaghettios" so there's that.

We're going into the office tomorrow but its just a prop so we have an excuse to go out for lunch. We probably wont get any work done. People come and go in dribs and drabs. but the ping pong table's folded away and the PS4 looks sad and neglected. We downsized the giant espresso machine to a little nespresso pod thingy. The Sydney office are talking about selling of a whole floor.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 05:36 (one year ago) link

Selling OFF a whole floor.
They'd not do that in my office, we dont even have a whole floor, but it is in a AAA building and must cost a lot. Uninterrupted views to the bay, the MCG etc etc.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 05:37 (one year ago) link

yeah, they downsized us about 6 months in. and I've not been to the new place.

immediate area has also seen a splurge of new office building as is barely recognisable now.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 07:36 (one year ago) link

cannot overstate this: verify contractually in the paperwork that your new job is remote and will remain so regardless of corporate changes.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 08:13 (one year ago) link

isn't the big rocks thing a dumb metaphor about prioritizing work? it's not just problems to solve, it's recognizing which take prominence

now i've shown my ass and you know i've paid too much attention at work

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:29 (one year ago) link

I believe the point of a “big rock” is that it is hard to move.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:44 (one year ago) link

you gotta make it into smaller rocks

mh, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link

one bite at a time

koogs, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

(sorry, that's elephants, not rocks)

koogs, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

alls i know is i ain't bitin no damn elephant

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link

starting to feel similar burnout this week as discussed above, though truthfully it has nothing to do with the job (it's been fairly slow this week), more just life itself making me not want to do tasks of any kind.

i'm supposed to evaluate other instructors, which I hate as the process and form are flawed, and I'm just giving everybody good ratings just cos...why not. (helps that nobody's actually been bad, because I don't have the energy to deal w/ that).

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 17:03 (one year ago) link

The thing that helped me when I was burnt out from work was a month of leave

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, March 6, 2023 4:54 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

That sounds really nice right now. However, in what must be peak 21st-century American problems, I can't bring myself to use my accumulated leave. What if I then have a health and/or family emergency? (Besides, I'm supposed to be saving money in the hopes that I will be able to buy real estate, maybe next year, if prices drop instead of continuing to climb?)

My current job is probably not as bad as it feels right now (depression goggles FTL); I'm mostly bored because so little work is coming in right now. The team leads have been giving us practice project and mine is starting to lean on me about turning in my current one.

Some days I think I might be ready to go back to an office. (I'm definitely sick of having my mother's cats around all the time.)

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link

I'm currently weighing two hybrid offers: one that wants one day a week in the office - a 25-minute commute.

The other is a longer commute (40 or 45 min) and 2-3 days in the office, but they were cool with reduced in-office hours on those days, like 10 to 3.

Going with the first one, obv., because I hate commuting. But it is interesting that market conditions are such that now is a good time to ask for what you want.

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 March 2023 20:01 (one year ago) link

i realized this morning that I dislike imposed structure on my time, which is why I am a combination of self-employed and have a few part-time jobs with very flexible schedules. I can set my own schedule, decide what I want to work on when (except for the meetings and the things that have to be done during government/bank hours) ... I have a lot of freedom. But it also sometimes leads to this feeling of being overwhelmed when there are a lot of things to do ... and sometimes I don't feel like doing anything ... and working from home, I can sit and play Grandmaster Level Solitaire in bed for hours ...

sarahell, Friday, 10 March 2023 18:55 (one year ago) link

that's 3 years now since they sent us all home. i've not been back. (actually, i did have to go in and clear out my locker)

koogs, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

I think it was closer to St. Patricks Day for me... I've been back twice. Once for a team meeting last June, and once for a retirement lunch thing in the fall

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:48 (one year ago) link

I can't bring myself to use my accumulated leave. What if I then have a health and/or family emergency?

It makes me really angrysad that americans even have to think like this. Sick/carer leave should be a seperate thing to holiday time! It is for us. No one should ever have to make sacrifices in the name of their health.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link

i am thankful that my company does indeed separate the two. PTO doesn't carry over year to year, but sick time does (up to a cap)

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:32 (one year ago) link

just got approved to screen for the new position and have to fill out the screener doc. just informed my boss (who's on PTO anyway).

i am going to ask a loooooooot of questions though because I don't want to walk into something I don't understand, though usually if you get one of these jobs, they dangle a big raise at you to accept, which would be hard to decline if I was offered the job.

shall see!

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link

Good luck! Hope it's ideal!

Jaq, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:43 (one year ago) link

good luck neando!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link

Working at a coffee shop today (Peets) because my power is still out from yesterday's winds.. I don't think I've ever done this before

It's ergonomically awful to do actual work, most people around me seem to just be staring at their screens

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:44 (one year ago) link

not the easiest, often due to spotty wifi, and noise/distractions.

I used to work out of a local Panera, would go there for lunch and stay the rest of the day, lol

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

Had to go into the office today to have my malfunctioning laptop looked at by IT. First time since June of 2020. Three coworkers on an office floor designed for hundreds. Dark and eerily quiet.

Took a stroll around downtown to see what restaurants and shops have closed and which remain. There was actually a bit more life than I was expecting.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

what city is that, out of curiosity?

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link

Minneapolis

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link

I took a walk around the office neighborhood awhile back (SF SOMA) and it was pretty desolate.. a lot of small deli's etc. were gone, while most of bigger taprooms and sit-down restaurants have managed to survive.. but not much foot traffic

The WiFi at this place is pretty solid, faster than what I have at home... but yeah, I won't be coming down here again anytime soon

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link

There was actually a bit more life than I was expecting.
...
what city is that, out of curiosity?
...
Minneapolis

Torn between a joke based on "life is just a party and parties weren't meant to last" and something more like "electric word, life, it means forever."

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:18 (one year ago) link

Sadly the Starfish and Coffee Deli has closed.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party, and parties weren't meant to last

a (waterface), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link

Last time I was in Melbourne CBD (last week) I was suprised how crammed and lively it's returned to. Over the last 2 years the place had been a ghost town - our city relies (too) heavily on SEAsian students, who couldnt study here til this year due to the border closures. And everyone else WFH.

They're all back now. In fact things have become a clusterfuck because theres now a housing shortage/COL/rents have skyrocketed but thats for another thread.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:11 (one year ago) link

Today is the third anniversary of me and my coworkers being sent home. We have since been snapped up by a different contractor, under a 100% remote contract, but sometimes I'm ready to go back to an office at least part-time.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 17 March 2023 13:21 (one year ago) link

The company I work for was aquired by another larger company in March 2020, it was announced to us on the Monday of the week where covid really started in North America (NBA shutdown, Tom Hanks, etc.). On Thursday I knew I would work from home on Friday because schools had announced they would be closed. When leaving the office, I jokingly said to my coworker who works next to me "Well, goodbye, I guess this is the last time any of us are ever coming to the office". That joke ended up true (our offices were closed permanently during the pandemic by our new parent company to cut costs). I've worked from home ever since. I miss some of the aspects of a communal office, but I definitely wouldn't go back.

silverfish, Friday, 17 March 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link

PG&E sends out monthly "energy efficiency" letters about how your "home" compares to other homes with enlightening infographics and visual signifiers of positive and negative reinforcement of energy efficiency that look like they are geared to kids ... these end up being "energy shaming" to me because I work from home and have the heater on when it's cold, and have an AC unit in my home office that I run when it's hot ... I wonder if they will adjust their measurements to reflect more people actually being at home all day... idk.

sarahell, Friday, 17 March 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link

haha i've installed a 4-unit mini split system and an EV charger in the last 18 months and let me tell you the usage graph is not happy with me!

call all destroyer, Friday, 17 March 2023 20:29 (one year ago) link

kinda curious about the unhappy infographics where you are!

sarahell, Friday, 17 March 2023 20:34 (one year ago) link

Still think it's wild that companies are now saving on office space while shunting the cost of heating, AC, internet and office furniture onto their employees

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link

yep

ꙮ (map), Friday, 17 March 2023 21:51 (one year ago) link

i'll take higher energy bills over the also wild expectation that i risk life and limb twice a day in a white-knuckle car commute though.

ꙮ (map), Friday, 17 March 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link

Eh ,I'd be paying for the internet either way, and there's always *someone* home at my house so I dont think its much of an increase in utilities. Plus, I'm saving $50 a month on travel and at least $60 a week on lunches. Bwteeen all that and quitting smoking I've saved a LOT of money since lockdowns.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 18 March 2023 03:57 (one year ago) link

Yeah I will happily exchange the travel costs for leaving thermostat settings in place at home.

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 04:02 (one year ago) link

and commute time

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 04:28 (one year ago) link

that being said the bills are def higher

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 04:28 (one year ago) link

but jeez even my miniscule commutes added up to 3+ hours a week, that's a significant chunk of time

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 04:30 (one year ago) link

Yeah I think its why my company have remained happy with WFH - if I come into the office I'm in at 8.30 and out at 5, but if I'm WFH I'm often logged in/at my desk by 7.30 and still plodding away after 5, and I dont usually claim OT if its only 20-30 mins. Theyre getting more work out of me for sure.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 18 March 2023 08:25 (one year ago) link

Yes, this. I just turned down a job even though they would have accepted an extremely weird schedule: work from home in the AM, drive in like 10, leave at like 3, long in and work a bit more.

Way easier to just be generally available for a reasonable portion of the day, and skip the 1.5 hours of non-productive highway time.

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link

considering showering at the office for a while to claw back money from the last few years’ water bills

mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 14:50 (one year ago) link

pre-screened for the new position, am moving onto the interview process.

i was reading ILX threads during the conversation.

in a way it's kind of a testament that I could do something like this half-attentive and avoid filler words and sound interesting for 15 mins with a complete stranger, but actually interacting w/ strangers socially = stutter central.

i had my first t*x client meeting of the year yesterday (because of storms almost everyone in my state gets an extension until October, so I'm not super late) ... I was super anxious even though I've been doing this for 20 years, but I quickly found myself in autopilot mode and afterwards was like, "Oh, damn, I have gotten good at this?!"

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

still waiting for the interview to be scheduled (now that the recruiter doesn't do it themselves, it tends to move slower - but this is normal), but my friend on the inside put in a good word for me.

have found it hard to stay focused this week. i wound up playing World Series of Poker for an hour during my shift yesterday, while I actually had things to do.

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 March 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link

Best of luck to you Neanderthal

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 March 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

I think one thing I've often left out in my work rants over the years is how progressive in terms of values my company has been since I started, which is probably one reason why even after some of the stressful years I endured here, I've stayed. it's not just lip-servicey either, for decades we've had several inter-office groups/clubs for gay and trans employees, and invited guest speakers (The Trevor Project is a very frequent invited guest for lunch and learns), and we normalized using pronouns years ago. the workforce is extremely diverse.

Not all of the EMPLOYEES here, mind you, are all that forward-thinking - a few years ago, trainees learned that one of their fellow trainees was transgender, and several issued threats to this person. but when leadership takes these position, it helps a lot, to make clear that this shit isn't acceptable (I have no idea what happened to these employees but fairly sure they got shit-canned immediately).

today, one of our leaders wrote an article titled: "Trans colleagues need support as violence turns toward community". incredibly well-written article focusing on the community healing from the school shooting while also calling for compassion for trans colleagues who have now become an increased target of hate due to it.

really helps a lot in these dark times to at least know the place you work at is actually not enabling this horrible shit.

That is good to know, for sure.

Got an interview today for a gig doing promotional materials (maybe creating, but most likely just proofreading/editing) for some healthcare lab. Should be at least mildly diverting and hey, money!

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 31 March 2023 17:06 (one year ago) link

best of luck!!

lately our VPN connection has been messed up, almost like the login script that is supposed to run after you connect doesn't always work.

many of us having to disconnect and reconnect multiple times throughout the day when applications mysteriously stop working mid-day, despite still showing as connected to VPN

Trout Fishing in America (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 April 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

Does it have options? We have like "Staff Remote 1" and "Staff Remote 2" - sometimes choosing another remote will make it work, in my limited experience (I'm no IT guy)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 April 2023 18:59 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

interview in t minus 7 minutes.

already did my preparation, now it's just go time.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 April 2023 19:53 (eleven months ago) link

Good luck!!

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 24 April 2023 19:54 (eleven months ago) link

meh. I overtalked a bit, but I had prepared with copious amounts of notes so when they asked behavioral questions, I answered them very thoroughly. my problem was I was trying too hard to fit in what I do now with this job, because they're different departments, instead of trusting that they could make that connection or ask.

but....I'm always critical of myself in interviews. we'll see how it goes. I was the fifth person they interviewed.

after hearing a description of the role, I could do it in my sleep.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 April 2023 20:33 (eleven months ago) link

Sending good thoughts your way for good news soon! I'm sure you nailed it.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 24 April 2023 20:34 (eleven months ago) link

wtg, n!

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 April 2023 00:53 (eleven months ago) link

Best of wishes to Neanderthal

when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 08:40 (eleven months ago) link

look forward to hearing that you got the job, Neanderthal

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link

you should totally get this job, but otoh there are a lot of stupid people in positions of power, so if you don't get it ... it's not you, it's them

sarahell, Sunday, 30 April 2023 17:46 (eleven months ago) link

so far, haven't heard anything back yet. but they said 'within the next week', rather than "by the end of the week".

I was towards the early wave of interviews though so I'm not too worried - i'm going to log on and peak later to see if my application status has changed.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 18:07 (eleven months ago) link

I will say, at this company, you usually get ghosted if you didn't get the position, or told like a month later

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 18:08 (eleven months ago) link

ok, application status is still "reviewing application" so that's good, selection hasn't been made yet

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 14:19 (eleven months ago) link

fingers crossed for you Neando, hope you get good news soon!

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 May 2023 14:53 (eleven months ago) link

lord. one of the last classes I supervised, after a few months of a more hands-off approach, turned out to be a disaster that created a lot of noise, so I decided to fight through my burnout this week and keep a closer eye on this class. i figured it'd go fine as both instructors were experienced, but they committed every rookie mistake possible today and fell 2+ hours behind (which pretty much means we're fucked and will have to make cuts now).

so I gave a ton of feedback and I guess one of the instructors is 'bummed' about it (even though I did highlight what they did well). ffs, if I'm not allowed to shut down when I get feedback at work, you aren't either.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 20:17 (eleven months ago) link

this was after rewriting the feedback 70 or 80 times to remove any harsh edges. i see that was pointless.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 May 2023 20:19 (eleven months ago) link

May I recommend a move into marketing? Not *writing ad copy*, but proofreading/copy-editing/etc. I make a substantial portion of my income that way and it's not that hard to break in; in fact, with your combined background you'll probably wind up making more than me because you can get in on the tech side (I don't have the vocab to work on SaaS marketing shit, but you probably do).

― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, May 2, 2023 8:08 PM (two days ago)

Shifting this from another thread so as not to derail it, I could use some leads and pointers on how to pursue this. "Not that hard to break in" especially caught my attention, since I had been under the impression that copy editing was a dying field due to cost savings, but maybe that's just in newspapers. I'm currently very underemployed at three bar shifts per week and proofreading/copy editing seems like something I can succeed at.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Thursday, 4 May 2023 14:24 (eleven months ago) link

hi dere, I do technical writing and editing for a living.

You could start with some staffing agencies / temp agencies; some used to specialize in editorial workers (Like Editorial Experts Inc., now sadly defunct) but maybe find out what's local to you. Say no to anything administrative or clerical, specify that you will only do editing/proofreading.

I did a bunch of consulting and freelancing and temping, but it was years ago. A smidgen of medical/health, PR/marketing occasionally. But currently I'm mostly in proposal development, which is a very specific niche but not impossible to start in. The biggest placement agencies are https://www.shipleywins.com/careers/ and https://smawins.com/jobs/. Boring but lucrative. A lot is attached to government contracting, because that's where the money is, but there is plenty of other work out there.

coolgnoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 May 2023 15:06 (eleven months ago) link

YMP, thank you!

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Thursday, 4 May 2023 15:22 (eleven months ago) link

I got a new laptop a month ago. they gave me a prepaid UPS box to send it back in, and I made a mental note that I'd go out to a drop box and send it back that Friday.

that mental note congealed into a false memory that I'd actually sent it back, so it sat in my closet untouched until I finally noticed it this week, screaming "send me back!" in a blithe voice. interestingly, nobody on IT side asked about the missing equipment until yesterday, lol.

finally sent it back. we'll always have Paris, Dell

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 May 2023 17:46 (eleven months ago) link

*send the old one back in

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 May 2023 17:46 (eleven months ago) link

proposal development, which is a very specific niche but not impossible to start in.

i feel like i do this as part of my non-lucrative non-profit job, but maybe I am not entirely clear on what it is? like, is this basically the equivalent of applying for grants but for for-profit businesses? ... i don't even want to know what these people make in compensation. ... me & my co-worker both regularly experience people doing work along the lines of what we do, who get paid way more than we do, and who know far less useful background that would make them much more effective at their jobs ... okay, this is my "small vs. big" rant of the month

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

I return to a daily in-office schedule this Monday, but with reduced hours from 10 am to 2 pm, which always matched what was the busiest time (in relative terms) at the library location. This allows me to take care of a lot of things in the early morning at home, from laundry to local errands, while keeping an eye on immediate work tasks/email before I head out. A good balance, I won't say no (as the job was always public-facing to start with, a return was going to be on the cards at some point, so a three-year break as such to get adjusted to a better balance like I have has been a treat, much as I will miss having lunches at home).

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 May 2023 15:26 (eleven months ago) link

Sarahell: you are right. You don't want to know.

coolgnoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 6 May 2023 16:33 (eleven months ago) link

looking at one of those websites you linked, YMP, it did make me think about how both me and my coworker have educational backgrounds related to semantics & semiotics (we jave had conversations that apply Barthesian concepts to occupancy load factors) and how language is used to create the illusion of specialized skill and technical knowledge that is generally just, basic common sense (meaning -- things people know/learn just by observing the world around them and going about their day-to-day) or an application thereof.

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:20 (eleven months ago) link

Yes, lots of methodologies are formalizations of common sense.

Business schools and books are always coming up with frameworks (TQM, Six Sigma, PMBOK, Agile, ITIL, Shipley, CMMI, ISO, etc.) and then pretending that it's knowledge in the same way as knowing the lengths of rivers in Africa is.

It's absurd but a necessary absurdity in certain contexts. It's hard to work with people who follow a five-step methodology with three core principles when you follow a four-step with six core principles.

coolgnoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 May 2023 00:46 (eleven months ago) link

(I should note that I claim exactly _no_ specialized expertise, and frequently say so. I just put words and pictures on pieces of paper. The same thing I have been doing professionally since I was 15.)

coolgnoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 May 2023 01:07 (eleven months ago) link

Application status: No longer being considered

(not that they actually told me or anything - I just looked this afternoon and they'd surreptitiously updated it).

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:32 (eleven months ago) link

aww that sucks man

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:35 (eleven months ago) link

back to drawing board. gotta see what feedback they have for me first.

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:37 (eleven months ago) link

always get the feedback even though you don't want to

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 10:46 (eleven months ago) link

Yeah I'll make them tell me. Whether it's something in the interview or if they didn't think my skills mapped to it.

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 11:58 (eleven months ago) link

maybe they just couldn't manage without you in your current position? or do they not communicate or take that into account?

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 12:24 (eleven months ago) link

that would be a terrible reason not to hire someone!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 12:31 (eleven months ago) link

it's probably not that - my boss supported the move.

if I had to guess it's that my experience is all in customer care and this is a different wing and when you're trying to jump departments they have to clearly see how your current skills map over there. i probably didn't do a good enough job proving that.

during the interview, I was asked a question about what I currently did after I went through my 'career summary' and it felt to see like they were trying to see how I could take what I do now and apply it to the new job.

that's why I never quite understood why my friend thought I was a 'shoo-in'. he didn't just leave customer care for this job, he left it for a lower level position in the same department, then got promoted into this role. I'm betting they promoted someone who was already in that department.

it's ok though. other things will pop up!

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:15 (eleven months ago) link

you should totally get this job, but otoh there are a lot of stupid people in positions of power, so if you don't get it ... it's not you, it's them

― sarahell, Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:46 AM (one week ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:17 (eleven months ago) link

very true. in this case - I'll recharge and try again.

I have vacation coming up anyway.

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:18 (eleven months ago) link

How huge is this company? You had to get that news via the application website? Lame. Sorry.

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:19 (eleven months ago) link

xp But yeah that's the attitude to take if you are carrying on in the company.

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:19 (eleven months ago) link

we're pretty big and global. and to be fair, it must have JUST updated because in the morning I checked and it said "application under review". and I was out for a while yesterday as we were taking dad home from the hospital, so maybe they tried to contact me.

but i will say this company has always been bad at telling the people that didn't get the job that they didn't get the job. the recruiters are tasked with doing all of the communication, of the result, of taking the feedback and giving it to you, and sometimes the people who actually did the interviewing and made the decision have had applicants reach out asking them for the status a long time after they'd closed the process with the recruiter. the recruiters are contractors and always complain they're overworked (though why that's the applicant's problem...idk)

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:23 (eleven months ago) link

bad at telling the people that didn't get the job that they didn't get the job.

ime, increasingly every organization other than some governments ghosts everyone but the winner, and will decreasingly provide any feedback. I really only found this weird because you've been there so long. Not sure what to make of the general trend, but I guess it helps me not care much and keep rolling on. It's been a long time since I bothered to write a letter rather than just bang my resume in.

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:29 (eleven months ago) link

yeah i'm not surprised this is the M.O.

back to phoning it in! found it hilarious this year that I said to myself "wow, this was my worst year in this dept, I def was checked out the whole year, I'm sure that's going to factor into my yearly review" only to have my boss say what an amazing job I did and that he tried to get me a raise even though I'm not eligible for one.

boss has no poker face. he also forgot to send me the actual review w/ feedback on it but he's new to the job. and I honestly dont' care to read it.

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 14:18 (eleven months ago) link

fuck, i thought you had this.

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 14:27 (eleven months ago) link

still a chance the lead candidate gets sucked into Narnia

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 14:28 (eleven months ago) link

Damn, I'm sorry Neando. I was pulling for you!

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 14:32 (eleven months ago) link

Best of luck to you Mr. Thal.

Whether you keep kicking ass in your current role or move on, I hope you get to a place that works for you.

coolgnoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 14:40 (eleven months ago) link

update - the reason I didn't get the job is because...they cancelled the posting. LOL

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 00:48 (eleven months ago) link

one of my friends never even got to interview. so I got further than he did.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 00:49 (eleven months ago) link

update - the reason I didn't get the job is because...they cancelled the posting. LOL

That sucks. I had two potential jobs fade on me like that last week, fortunately before it got to the interview stage. On the other hand, I got two job offers today. One pays literally twice what the other pays and is intended to go contract-to-hire after a year, while the other is a temporary gig good for no more than five months and they're gonna want evenings and weekends as it gets closer to the end of the project. Gee, what choice should I make?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:20 (eleven months ago) link

lol. a real poison pill there

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:29 (eleven months ago) link

update - the reason I didn't get the job is because...they cancelled the posting. LOL

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Monday, May 15, 2023 8:48 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

LOL. nice of them to tell you

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:42 (eleven months ago) link

the friend that told me about the posting is mad because he was counting on the hires to help reduce his client load, lol. he msged his boss pissed today

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:43 (eleven months ago) link

i would hope they'd reconsider but it doesn't sound like that kind of place.

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:51 (eleven months ago) link

can reconsider my balls

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:57 (eleven months ago) link

excellent dn btw

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 03:01 (eleven months ago) link

I don't know anything about your industry in your area, N.

Is it the only game in town?

Seems like if there are other companies out there you could parlay your "passed up for promotion" tale into a salary bump with a competitor.

gelatinous cubist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 14:12 (eleven months ago) link

i have a vague understanding of what Neando does for a living and who he works for ... and from my understanding, the competitors are just as awful, if not worse? ... or, the alternative would be working for a smaller company/firm where is likely less flexibility because there are fewer people in the department. However, Neando's skills and knowledge would definitely qualify him for a bunch of other types of jobs imo ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 15:24 (eleven months ago) link

sarahell otm. part of the challenge is my salary is high for what I'm doing now. my current salary has nothing to do w/ what I'm doing now, but is mostly what it is because of being here 18 years and earning top tier annual reviews almost every year of it, with corresponding pay bumps. I'm at the very top of the pay band for my current job, so if I wanted to do THIS work elsewhere (I don't, tbh), I'd get significantly less.

However, I have thought about doing my OLD job (implementations) at other companies before. 2017 was a rather humbling experience. I was angry and ready to leave altogether, I had told my boss I was done, and I paid an agency and also put my resumes on every site, touting my experience. I was expecting to get a huge offer and peace the fuck out with my middle fingers out.

The agency was useless and found me nothing. From my posted resumes, I did get responses - but comical ones. I was an implementation requirements analyst at the time, and I got an offer to do the same thing at a competitor. for $14/hour. less than half my salary, in fact, only $2/hour more than what they paid entry level customer care agents at my company.

in the end, I had to move for my mental health - I wound up taking a $6k paycut to move to the department I'm in now. I might just test the waters a little because my best friend's mother used to work at our main competitor and could put in a good word for me there (I didn't know her back in 2017).

it feels ridiculous that I am having financial issues given how good my salary is but I got heavily in debt, somewhat to help the folks out, somewhat due to poor decision making between 2020-this year, some due to gambling addiction resulting in a big loss last year. but the debt relief program should help me get out of it. and there's always bankruptcy if things got worse (wouldn't be a Neanderthal if I didn't file for bankruptcy, it's a thing we do)

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 17:25 (eleven months ago) link

tbh I wish someone would just pay me to ride around in a van with Mercyful Fate all day

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 17:25 (eleven months ago) link

(also don't get it twisted, I don't make six figures or anything...lol...i wish)

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 17:27 (eleven months ago) link

Feeling old fashioned here for only ever applying on advertised vacancies! Different markets and sectors but something I'll keep in mind.

Glad your rejection wasn't personal

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 17:37 (eleven months ago) link

Accepted the better of the two job offers from yesterday. For some reason, even though it's WFH, I have to take a piss test. It seems like a formality, though — I start work on Monday but I have till Wednesday to take the test. I guess if it came back positive for crack and heroin, they'd fire me?

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 18:54 (eleven months ago) link

just don’t use those drugs anytime after the weekend

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:45 (eleven months ago) link

perhaps a straight-edge ILXor can fedex you some clean piss?

Won't be me, however

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:54 (eleven months ago) link

I am basically straight edge, so it's not a concern. What's more worrisome is the possibility that I may lapse into a coma watching the mandatory videos about data security and HIPAA.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 18 May 2023 00:13 (eleven months ago) link

maybe you can review them for your blog or some other publication

sarahell, Thursday, 18 May 2023 07:59 (eleven months ago) link

those videos are so fucking tiresome

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 May 2023 10:45 (eleven months ago) link

lol we just had a slew of those annual videos this year, fuckin hate em.

what's funny is when you go through these videos, then see leaders clearly violating data privacy rules mere weeks later and they say 'who cares' when you point it out

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 May 2023 13:40 (eleven months ago) link

I have to do CPE for my license, so I generally have to watch the equivalent of 10 - 15 hours of these each year ... (I generally will have them on in the background while I have coffee and play solitaire or something).

sarahell, Thursday, 18 May 2023 20:24 (eleven months ago) link

From the beginning of covid lol:

Dear Andrew *******,

You have 1 assignment that is 1130 days overdue.

You must complete the following assignment(s):

- Executive Series: Securely Working From Home with Quiz

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 18 May 2023 20:31 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

every 'lunch break' I've had this entire week has been filled up with doing the tasks my manager gave me while he knew I was also training people, and also finding out what's going on w/ dad at the hospital.

there needs to be a contraption that just clings food at high speed into your mouth and down your throat in one fluid motion

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 June 2023 15:19 (ten months ago) link

*Flings

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 June 2023 15:19 (ten months ago) link

that's why that soylent stuff exists?

sarahell, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:30 (ten months ago) link

https://huel.com/

dan selzer, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:33 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

not wfh for first time since the world ended and what a palaver. have to prepare and take (cold) food with me to eat at my desk. public transport. 40 minute commute, both ways. no TV / radio on in the background. shared toilets.

it is only a one day deal and i do get to see a dalek, but hey, why did we ever do this?

koogs, Thursday, 6 July 2023 07:28 (nine months ago) link

going out and getting lunch was the best part of office working.

ledge, Thursday, 6 July 2023 08:24 (nine months ago) link

prêt threepiece costs a tenner now

LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Thursday, 6 July 2023 08:26 (nine months ago) link

I've been in my current job for two years now (went back to a company I worked at for ages pre-pandemic) and I have been to the office once and I've never met any of my actual colleagues and it....sucks?

bain4z, Thursday, 6 July 2023 08:31 (nine months ago) link

Now you have something to look forward to!

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 July 2023 09:47 (nine months ago) link

the best two days of my week are getting in and meeting my team and colleagues in person and the second best three days of my week are staying home and getting some work done

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 July 2023 10:20 (nine months ago) link

I go in to the office about once a month, for two days. Meeting people = classic. Last time I had the mythical experience beloved of managers and anti WFHers where a chance meeting in person cleared up a problem that had been bugging me for days. Being almost alone in a large office because everyone is WFH that day, and squinting at a small laptop screen = dud.

ledge, Thursday, 6 July 2023 10:25 (nine months ago) link

I'm technically in the office five days a week but I usually WFH about 2-3 days a month and I love those few days and will likely ask for one perm WFH day a week soon but I wouldn't want more than that. It's absolutely a personal thing but I do find it a ton easier to get stuff done at work and I actually like the getting dressed up and having to interact with colleagues part.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 July 2023 12:21 (nine months ago) link

Being almost alone in a large office because everyone is WFH that day

see i love this

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 6 July 2023 12:52 (nine months ago) link

Friday is my favorite day in the office.

Jeff, Thursday, 6 July 2023 13:21 (nine months ago) link

My supervisor at my new job has mentioned the idea of flying me in for a day to "meet the team". I said "Sure, fine, sounds good" as my brain melted and ran out my ears. I haven't worked in an office since May 2016, except for literally three days in March 2020 (I got a new job and three days later we were in pandemic lockdown). I have no interest in glad-handing these people; we get along just fine on Zoom and email.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 July 2023 15:23 (nine months ago) link

my boss did a pretty smart thing early in the pandemic which was to schedule a weekly team hangout each thursday afternoon on Zoom, where we do talk some work stuff but we also talk about current events or the submarine or whatever, drink a couple beers.. now we've hired a couple remote team members and they'll join in so there's some semblance of office/water cooler banter once a week

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 July 2023 16:32 (nine months ago) link

we tried this but everyone hated it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 July 2023 16:34 (nine months ago) link

Ha, I think some people hate it as they never show up, which is fine. But it definitely is a time zone thing that leans West Coast and our employee in Atlanta almost never joins in

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 July 2023 16:36 (nine months ago) link

talking to boss's boss over lunch and he lives an hour's drive away and is therefore fine with us all wfh.

was nice to see, hear from people not in my immediate team for the first time in years. also got out early and had a useful trip to fopp so...

koogs, Thursday, 6 July 2023 17:41 (nine months ago) link

(it also helps that the dept has been over-delivering despite being under-staffed and is key for the company's strategy)

koogs, Thursday, 6 July 2023 17:44 (nine months ago) link

They did the zoom hangout thing at my old place and nobody came lol. I really hate video calls. Much rather just be in person. By the end of the pandemic I just couldn’t handle them anymore.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:48 (nine months ago) link

the zoom hangout thing, doesn't only one person get to speak at once? and isn't it usually the same few people?

koogs, Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:55 (nine months ago) link

I feel like it's better if you treat it like a party where participants can wander in and out so you only have a certain number of people overlapping

My workplace (irl) has a "coffee chat" open meeting once a week where you can show up if you like and socialize, and we noticed the party rule applies: If there's below a certain threshold you can have one conversation going, but if you break that threshold people naturally divide into subgroups and have multiple conversations going, bounce between groups, etc.

If you're doing a shared activity and it's less of a conversation space and more of a game or task, the little injections of conversation pick up a little

mh, Thursday, 6 July 2023 21:57 (nine months ago) link

it is only a one day deal and i do get to see a dalek, but hey, why did we ever do this?

― koogs

working from home has made me realize how stupid and pointless my job is and how much i hate it

i liked my co-workers and i genuinely enjoyed spending time with them

also apparently the only way i can get people to spend time with me is if they're literally required to do so. so i'm That Person in the office.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 July 2023 22:11 (nine months ago) link

decided to go out and work late afternoon because today is a SLOW day adn I'm just observing classes and getting tired of being inside house. also nobody had messaged me like....at all, all day.

bring my laptop out to a restaurant and work and then all of the questions come in, but nbd because I was multitasking.

then one of them finally asks me to actually answer a question in the training and I'm trying to do so by typing and they weren't reading it so I eventually just unmuted with hip hop playing loudly in the background cos I'm like "lol fuck it, I'll ask forgiveness later".

so experiment = shut down permanently! lol

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 21:05 (nine months ago) link

(to be clear, nobody gave a shit, but....I didn't like doing it)

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 21:06 (nine months ago) link

So the "meet the team" thing I mentioned upthread is happening — beginning of next month, I'm being flown to Boise, Idaho. I'm gonna have to spend two entire days in transit (there are no direct flights from where I live, so I have to do multi-hour layovers in Seattle going there and coming back) in order to spend one day in between in the office, attending meetings, being taken to lunch, and whatever. It seems completely absurd to me, but clearly it's not my decision.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 21:20 (nine months ago) link

Make sure to bring us back some potatoes

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 21:25 (nine months ago) link

I'm more likely to come back with a bag full of LDS and white power (but I repeat myself) literature.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 22:25 (nine months ago) link

Ha, I could probably be in our San Francisco office in a half-hour, but I can't be bothered

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 22:29 (nine months ago) link

how long would it take you to get home from that office, Andy, though, that's the real question!

sarahell, Monday, 17 July 2023 17:43 (nine months ago) link

the real advantage of WFH is the lunchtime nap. Don't get me wrong, we used to take those when we worked at the office too but most people did it in their cars. I found a little nook with a couch and a view in the building's gym. Nothing beats yr own bed though.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:45 (nine months ago) link

^^^

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 20:48 (nine months ago) link

That is truly the one thing I miss. I did WFH yesterday. Napped twice.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 20:52 (nine months ago) link

So depressing to still watch WFH getting stripped away. I still get one day a week, but it's constantly held over our heads as a treat that will be taken away at any moment.

The company my wife works for was all "remote work is great, we want you to be happy and remote work is the future" in 2021, but have since done a 180.

It was a slow rolling, "hey it would be nice to see some of you in the office once a week" > "actually you must be in the office once a week" > "did we say once? we meant twice" > "it would be great if you could be here 3-4 days per week" > "actually, now we require you to be in the office 4 days a week" to current rumblings of mandatory in person full-time coming soon.

Amazingly, somehow they just haven't connected the hemorrhaging of employees and open positions to that whole train.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 21:00 (nine months ago) link

I'm still WFH 100%. but my company downsized their office during the first lockdown (before I started working there) and now the office is constantly full, there's only enough room for half the employees if that. I'm happy to go in if there's a reason, which there probably will be soon, as we are going to build a new system that's going to require a lot of discussions that would be easier in person, but apart from that I can't be arsed.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 21:03 (nine months ago) link

My current employer doesn't even have an office. When I started talking to them about work, I kept offering to come in if necessary. They kept saying "no, no need," until finally they told me they don't have an office.

It's possible that at some point this will bite me in the butt but for now I am just going to roll with it.

Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 21:37 (nine months ago) link

Only going in 1 day a week is taking a bit of a toll tbh. Every day feels very samey. Loops. Thank god I have a dog that makes me get off my ass but even then I sort of just take him to the same places. I think 2 days feels just about right. When I started going back 1 day I was like, holy shit this commute is long, how did I ever do this. But I think it's worth it to do a couple of times a week now tbh. That said I am lucky that my office is in the centre of a big bustling metropolis so I can get cool lunches, take care of errands, see people after work for a drink etc. If I had to drive out to some industrial park I would likely be less keen.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:02 (nine months ago) link

two days is very nice, depending on commute ofc

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 22:37 (nine months ago) link

I've been back in the office full time since Nov '21, so I have very little sympathy for anyone complaining about having to go in periodically.

I never napped at home but now I'm doing regular work naps on the floor of my office (well, on the mat I use for a standing desk).

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 12:52 (nine months ago) link

I've been wfh since 2005, but in the past it was always with other remote teams, so everyone w'ed fh and we all chatted shit on IM or on our regular calls or whatever. Nowadays I'm more likely to be the only person on the project who's w'ing fh, and that is lonelier. When I had Twitter it was fine, but now I don't have that anymore. But at least I still have you guys, right? RIGHT?

trishyb, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:50 (nine months ago) link

WFH getting slowly stripped away does suck, but probably worth bearing in mind that companies are likely paying a lot for office space and are almost certainly on long-ish leases. Will be interesting to see what happens as these leases gradually run out. Can see a lot of them not getting renewed.

Position Position, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:54 (nine months ago) link

companies are likely paying a lot for office space and are almost certainly on long-ish leases. Will be interesting to see what happens as these leases gradually run out. Can see a lot of them not getting renewed.

you can look at downtown San Francisco already for that apparently ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:04 (nine months ago) link

There's a big article about empty corporate real estate in Manhattan out this week that I found fascinating.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, my employer moved to a smaller office space this year. They tried to "highly encourage" most people to go back in a few times a week a couple months ago. Hardly anyone budged. It was so poorly planned because they also wanted everyone to continue with their remote space and desks are still by reservation only. The thing is, there's nowhere near enough space for most people in the new office space. Also, having to accommodate onsite work plus juggle a remote work space is so unrealistic and adds so much complexity.

I highly doubt people are going to go back in, unless they force people back, which is not unlikely because the CEO is this old dude who is disconnected from reality.

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:49 (nine months ago) link

I found out about a month ago that my employer got rid of our office which is the only one in the state. Now I just have to hope they don't get bought out for the billionth time by some asshole who wants butts in seats.

I work in tech and never ever understood why we need to be in the office. All of our meetings are conference calls whether it's with coworkers across the country or 10 people sitting just rows away from you. I would go months without speaking to anyone in person.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:07 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, I work in tech, as well. I have a feeling if people are forced back in, all devs will remain remote, except leadership. Most of my team works across the country, so group coding, meetings, and trainings all happen on Teams and nobody ever bothers turning on their camera. It's pretty chill and it works for most of us, so I don't see that changing

Punster McPunisher, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:13 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, we don't do video on teams either but I suspect it's mostly because our computers can't handle the multiple video streams and the company is very opposed to replacing computers no matter how decrepit they may be. I request a new one at least three times a year because Outlook seizes up often so I can't join meetings through the calendar and it takes a good 10 minutes to send an email.

We were, at one point, encouraged to have our photo displayed in Teams but now maybe half of people do and maybe half of those are of tigers or flowers or something. One guy has a pic of him with a lifesize cut out of Chevy Chase. Maybe I should get myself that Danny Devito cut out.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:26 (nine months ago) link

Another gigantic plus to WFH for me right now is that this is the last summer my kids will be spending their summer at home. Our oldest will be off driving next year, so I assume barely home, then off to college the year after when the younger one starts driving.

Even though they spend most of their time playing video games or chatting with friends, I'm so grateful I get to spend this last golden summer in the same house as them.

15 minutes chatting in the kitchen, 30 minutes sitting next to me while I host a meeting, what feels like an eternity of bugging me to order pizza, an hour or two watching a series or movie. It's all so perfect and blissful to me.

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:35 (nine months ago) link

i love that post, ss

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 23:12 (nine months ago) link

tabes otm, lovely post sunny <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 July 2023 00:34 (nine months ago) link

wow, I remember when beeps was born <3

jaymc, Thursday, 20 July 2023 01:01 (nine months ago) link

Feels like maybe 8 years ago :(

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 July 2023 14:00 (nine months ago) link

The work trip I was very much not looking forward to has been moved from August 7-9 to September 27-29, which actually works a lot better for me; I've got stuff going on here right now that will be long since resolved by then. Of course, now it's going to coincide with some kind of offsite team-building exercise (trust falls, rounds of shots), which, ugh. (I'm pretty sure there won't actually be rounds of shots as my big boss is a Mormon.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 03:03 (eight months ago) link

virgin jello shots

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 03:05 (eight months ago) link

four weeks pass...

back in the office for the first time since initial covid shutdown (to meet a mate for lunch who is leaving today)

having the whole floor to choose from i ended up sat 10ft from a woman who has a) conference called without headphones b) used speakerphone to talk to amazon

my mate hasn't turned up yet, he's only really coming to return his laptop

and i can't do much in the way of work because i appear to be on the guest wifi. i can see a lot of things, just not aws, which is where i need to be. still, now might be the time to download those system patches and those autechre live sets, save me having to do it over 3g.

koogs, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 12:13 (seven months ago) link

work coffee dreadful, the air conditioning was nice though

koogs, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link

farting on mute - the most dangerous game

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 August 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

there's that meme of the french teacher that accidentally farted while recording audio questions for a French test and accidentally made it part of the question.

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 August 2023 14:58 (seven months ago) link

chat je pete

sarahell, Friday, 1 September 2023 17:09 (seven months ago) link

Student emails me irate that they got a 0 on an assignment when they just added the class. It's remote and asynchronous, so I had no idea they had just joined. I email them to tell them I will change their grade. They have already dropped the class.

Good riddance.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 1 September 2023 17:58 (seven months ago) link

Geez, what an impatient clown.

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 September 2023 19:48 (seven months ago) link

virtual work has helped me not miss a ton of time during my dad's debacle, but it always seems a 'tale of two cities' when it comes to how I'm supported when out.

on the seasonal project I'm on now, not only did they step in and run everything almost without interruption, they were actually begging me to log off and be with my dad.

for ongoing issues on my core team, if I disappear, and tech things come up, they don't even bother to try and fix on their own and just figure they'll wait until I'm back. and these are things I've told them how to handle over and over again.

like one of them today asking me if 'we' did anything with the website issue he reported yesterday, and I'm like....did you see in the chat yesterday where I announced I was leaving for the day 7 minutes after you told us about it? You know the name of the contact, message them, you're here, I'm not!

i think sometimes with virtual work there's this thought of 'maybe he'll log back in later' which doesn't happen in an office environment. But no, I do not log in later when I log out for day.

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:45 (seven months ago) link

considering I've missed less time than anybody else on the team, it gets a bit frustrating. like for all intents and purposes I shouldn't have worked Friday at all but I tried to in order to give myself a distraction, and it failed.

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link

i wouldn't want to work in-person at my job again (hell, i don't want to work at all at my job these days), but doing this in-person intensive outpatient group has helped me. i feel like just need some sort of reason to leave the house regularly and be around a specific group of other people in a safe and healthy environment... my life has really been lacking structure and routine since we went remote and i'm continuing to struggle with it. i've tried doing regular co-working, but my friends keep losing their jobs and becoming homeless so it's difficult. :(

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 20:41 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

https://zoomescaper.com

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 19:17 (six months ago) link

i have to attend professional organization webinars every few weeks. i just join with no audio or video and do whatever. they always send me the certificate for credit afterwards. thanks guys!

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 19:38 (six months ago) link

I've now somewhat officially been told I'm probably never teaching classes again, now permanently supervising them. That is only making official what had already essentially be true for the last 1.5 - 2 years, but while I would have balked at this a year ago, I willingly accepted this offer today. (my job isn't changing, nor am I getting a raise, just I'm being pulled from the mix of instructors permanently)

It sucks, because I came over here because I genuinely liked teaching, but I'm realizing I'm suffering a form of PTSD from the last 3 years, that didn't really hit me in full force until dad died. Just talking to people (with the exception of close friends/family) feels like a chore now - it stresses me out.

so something that I used to flourish at, like training, now bums me out. it's not just work. when I sang a song at a fundraiser last month, my whole body went rigid and started shaking while singing, feeling abject terror with hundreds of eyes staring at me - despite having done theatre/singing for over 25 years.

perhaps this move will be good for me. which is why I ask why in the FUCK they gave me this class to teach immediately upon returning from bereavement. I got about 4 days to ease into it, but I was not in good shape to teach this class and frankly they should have fucking asked me first. I'm doing an ok job of bullshitting it but I sound like someone who is miserable and trying to fake it.

on the plus side, sounds like it's my last one, ever, so....I'll go out with a whimper.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 October 2023 14:26 (six months ago) link

I got observed during training yesterday and got (extremely undeserved) perfect marks and it felt like being an aging pop singer who can't hit any of the high notes anymore getting a cloying, insincere ovation. I mean I'll take it and hey, sometimes seniority helps when it comes to benefit of the doubt, but ...ugh.

sometimes i think working at home, which was a huge benefit before, is a hindrance now, given my current mental state. I live too far from the office to drive there regularly though (plus a waste of gas for little benefit).

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 October 2023 14:32 (six months ago) link

always nice when mom goes to report dad's passing to Spectrum and they re-open our internet under a new account and promise us that they won't shut the old one down until we set up the new one but they shut it down anyway, towards the end of one of my training classes, so it takes me 45 minutes to restart it, and then ten minutes into the new connection, it goes down again....because mom for no apparent reason decided to change the Wifi password I'd just set 5 minutes ago.

sigh. this is the only downside to working from home.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 October 2023 21:40 (five months ago) link

lolz - so today we had a virtual Halloween party that was actually a secret baby shower for one of our managers. it was actually a really nice event for her.

but then one of the hosts decided we were going to play Family Feud over MS Teams and it took like a half hour and everybody kept getting confused as to whose turn it was, how to buzz in, and the host took like 5 minutes to confirm whether answers were correct.

it was pretty cringey but inoffensively so.

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 17:09 (five months ago) link

i've gone from phoning it in to basically doing what Peter Berg's character did in Office Space. it doesn't feel great. I'm not that kind of employee. I'm finding it impossible to focus though. in or out of work.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 21:47 (five months ago) link

I hear that man... I get done what's expected of me, but I don't go looking for anything extra

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 23:35 (five months ago) link

WFH sucks when its a 30degC day and I'm in my NON AIRCONDITIONED HOUSE. >:|

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 01:17 (five months ago) link

do they not have that in Australia generally or wtf

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 05:34 (five months ago) link

No, I just live in a crappy house.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 06:44 (five months ago) link

Oh, but apparently our housing is badly made, we just dont do proper insulation or double glazing, I hear a lot of complaints from like, canadians who come here and say theyve never been so cold?!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 06:45 (five months ago) link

Also houses in Australia do not generally have air conditioning, no

vashti funyuns (sic), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 08:04 (five months ago) link

well, that sucks!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 13:43 (five months ago) link

What, plenty of people have aircon, what you mean. I regard it as outlier that I dont! (rental property with cheapass landlord), but in summer the whole street is humming with HVAC.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 November 2023 05:49 (five months ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in my life I can only remember being inside one free-standing house in Australia that had built-in air conditioning

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 9 November 2023 07:33 (five months ago) link

(and that was one I lived in for seven years, a former stablehouse that had been converted to flats, where if I turned on the AC in my room for 71 seconds on a 42°C (107℉) night, or played music on computer speakers, the tenant above would pound on the floor with a sledgehammer or s/t. my next-room neighbour eventually moved out when he made the ceiling cave in on her bed one night.)

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 9 November 2023 07:40 (five months ago) link

a SLEDGEHAMMER o_0

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 November 2023 00:00 (five months ago) link

in order to get working air conditioning you must defeat AIRCON MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xovc6DymOEE

what? no, you're thinking of air man. you cannot defeat air man.

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 10 November 2023 00:28 (five months ago) link

No A/C in Darwin? Alice Springs? seems like you would die

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 November 2023 00:38 (five months ago) link

Actually in a lot of those places you have slat windows and a lot of ceiling fans. Its too humid to bother with AC I suspect.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 November 2023 04:43 (five months ago) link

hasn't been a problem in 11 years of working virtually but I've been hit now by 4 outages in a little over a month.

three of them internet, one of them (happening right now) power. I'm 40 minutes from the office and no longer even know where my badge is. fortunately it's my last day of work before a two week vacation and I finished all of my last assignments on Friday.

the only downside to virtual work. fortunately got mobile hotspot. what do y'all do when outages disrupt your virtual work

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 14:57 (five months ago) link

When I had crappier internet service I'd head to the public library a few blocks from my house and spend an hour or so there doing what I needed to do.

henry s, Monday, 13 November 2023 15:06 (five months ago) link

yeah I hit the library, bookstore, or nearest Starbucks when the power goes out.

My home Wifi is much more reliable than the office sad lol

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:10 (five months ago) link

that involves me putting clothes on!

the best wi-fi around here is the local McDonald's which I've sometimes used to work during a (gross) lunch there

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:11 (five months ago) link

there is a Panera, I used tow ork for hours from Panera intentionally some days....today however I have nothing to finish so i'm just gonna mobile hotspot it for a bit.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:12 (five months ago) link

If it's brief, I usually just use my phone's hotspot

When there was a three day power outage a few years ago I lucked out. The office was closed, but my friend had recently moved and had several weeks left on her apartment she'd vacated so I drove over there and used the one remaining chair. My coworkers mercilessly joked about how I sounded echoey due to the fact it was an empty apartment.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:44 (five months ago) link

power came back early. boss asking me what's on my plate today, I'm like "I'm about to take a two week vacation, and I finished all of the work I had left on Friday - are you really going to give me an assignment for half of the day?"

but it turned out to be something I was already doing anyway.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:01 (five months ago) link

Hotspotting has saved me a bunch of times in crunch wifi situations, it can generally get me by unless I'm somewhere that I also have a weak signal.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:06 (five months ago) link

If it's my power that goes out and not my internet, my battery backup keeps the internet chugging for a few hours

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:07 (five months ago) link

I really need to look into a Router that does that. my boss's boss told me about it the other day.

my mobile hotspot is much better than it used to be, but can't handle MS Teams meetings well. surprisingly good with almost any other function though.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:18 (five months ago) link

Oh, it's not my router. I just have a UPS like this one and have my cable modem and wifi plugged into it. Just make sure you get one that lets you turn off the warning beeping in case the power goes out in the middle of the night.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:22 (five months ago) link

oh cool!

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:33 (five months ago) link

now I'm having flashbacks to the prior era where you were supposed to plug all desktop machines into a UPS at home/work because suddenly killing the power to your computer would mean you lost files or they'd get corrupted

kind of nice that's less of a concern these days

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:35 (five months ago) link

Still have the shriek of my dorm neighbor seared into my brain when power cut on the floor and he lost his entire paper that he hadn't yet saved

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:49 (five months ago) link

The pre-autosave era was brutal.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:25 (five months ago) link

Unlearning the tendency to slap ctrl+s all the time was healing

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:33 (five months ago) link

I’ve never had an outage that lasted long enough to be a serious problem, but if I did I’d probably have to head downtown to the local facility for the agency I work for and borrow one of the floater desks. (That’s a 30 minute drive one way in good traffic.)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:34 (five months ago) link

mobile hotspot is all I have... I think it's on the verizon network, it works okay most of the time

$120/year, which my work pays for

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 November 2023 19:41 (five months ago) link

Autosave is a tough one for me because my habit was always to open something created previously and start customizing.

I frequently forget to save it with a new name until it's a little too late - so I need to both (a) rename the new content to get it aligned to the current situation, and (b) go backwards to restore the old version for archival purposes

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:43 (five months ago) link

ooh yeah that's a rough one

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 13 November 2023 20:24 (five months ago) link

You never have to "save as" if you just start with a duplicate. For most of my jobs I duplicate the file first, rename it, then get to work.

But I also command-S to save non-stop no matter what. That's a tough habit to break.

dan selzer, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:44 (five months ago) link

We had to show that we had both standard and backup internet - and they were both tested on the office VPN - before they let us all start WFH back in the EndTimes. I also have my data link and my phone data on seperate carriers so if theres somethhing more major (like our massive Optus outage last week), it wont take everything out.
So if my NBN fibre goes down, I can hotspot. If power is out, I can hotspot on the laptop (which has a suprisingly long battery life - these Lenovo X1s are great). Ive been able to last for 5 hours working on phone and laptop battery alone when we had a planned power outage a couple years ago.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:18 (five months ago) link

Mobile outages are more problematic because every bloody thing in the world uses MFA passcodes now, and if your phone's out, your SMS is out, which has made things v difficult for me before. Companies need to offer 2-alternative MFA! So many are SMS only.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:20 (five months ago) link

The other week I thought I lost my phone, which would have rendered me unable to log into either of my jobs (full-time and part-time, each with its own remote access app).

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:52 (five months ago) link

the funniest password thing was corporate IT having a password reset site that was crashing out and using microsoft’s version of captcha, which sucks ass

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 03:16 (five months ago) link

It wasn't Saviynt, was it?

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 04:35 (five months ago) link

I haven't a clue. It looks like a stock application that was deployed poorly

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 16:50 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

Dear Andrew ******,

You have 1 assignment that is 1397 days overdue.

You must complete the following assignment(s):

- Executive Series: Securely Working From Home with Quiz

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:31 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

in the office today, second time this year (but the first where it's not been all-day meeting). things i don't miss from the office, a list:

a) the terrible coffee
b) colleagues overdoing the deodorant
c) colleagues using their outside voices even though they are only 3ft apart (and only 5ft from me)

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 08:47 (one month ago) link

d) he's been here 10 minutes now and is still arranging things on his desk to be optimal. desk is attached to mine so when he shakes his, mine also shakes.

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 08:55 (one month ago) link

e) shared toilets
f) back-ache-inducing chair (probably from just having to sit up properly after 3 years on the sofa)

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 09:19 (one month ago) link

how’s Corporate Wireless working out for you today koogs

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 09:30 (one month ago) link

ha, i'm in LH and that has special network ('interwebs') for R&D reasons. it's slower than i remember it but...

g) too light in here and too much is moving

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 09:56 (one month ago) link

h) the snacking / lunch options

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 09:59 (one month ago) link

can be well worth it to walk to Japan Centre in Westfield, as user Fizzles kno

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 10:44 (one month ago) link

i) n people, n-1 desks. people who booked desks have been gazumped by the people who didn't know they had to but just sat down randomly. other people have booked desks and have been sat in meeting rooms all morning not using them.

j) zoom meetings where 80% of the people are within hearing distance anyway.

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 11:15 (one month ago) link

The plot thickens. Today I'm at work and the only other colleague from my team has just left... It's not a big team, but we're still twelve I think.
If the experience is almost the same, what's the point ? I hear the rent is huge and I can't say the same for my salary.

Nabozo, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 11:57 (one month ago) link

k) four people stood around the desk next to mine. two are actually working.

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 13:27 (one month ago) link

after a couple of years of trying to encourage employees to go to the office, it looks like my employer has given up and decided that it actually is a waste of money to pay for office space that is barely used. I only ever went once, but from what I heard, even the people who were in teams that regularly went always had to do the meeting through teams because there was always at least one person who was not there in person, so basically nobody got much of the benefits of actually being at the office. Coffee at that office was really good though.

silverfish, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 13:54 (one month ago) link

the last time i had an office job, the coffee was great, but that was because i worked for a local branch of a food service company and the locals were snobs about coffee.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 15:55 (one month ago) link

i just get coffee from any of the coffee places around my office 🤷‍♂️

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 16:17 (one month ago) link

(i left at 14:00, having been there since 06:45. another one of these next month, but i have holiday to burn...)

koogs, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 16:22 (one month ago) link

e) shared toilets

this one is big for me... there were some odd shit happening in our shared bathroom pre-pandemic, and not nearly enough stalls for how many people were in the office

Here at home, I have an old magazine and quality TP

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:27 (one month ago) link

for me the benefit of tinkling at home is a bidet and cheap washcloths (i can't just shake it and shove it back into my pants anymore, and toilet paper tends to get stuck to it).

of course a lot of places you also have _gendered bathrooms_. all of that trans bathroom shit, you don't get that here so much, and even if you did i got passing privilege, but god gendered bathrooms are fucking stupid. i'm sorry. they just are.

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:37 (one month ago) link

i don't want a lady to hear me taking a crap, are you crazy

that's why when my wife and i are both working at home i use the outhouse

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:40 (one month ago) link

obviously not a subscriber to the henny youngman school of gender studies

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:43 (one month ago) link

In my dream home (not yet a reality), the bathrooms and showers are outside and can't be reached without leaving the house

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:52 (one month ago) link

lol rush i did think that just as i hit "submit".. i guess that simplifies things

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 17:55 (one month ago) link

we had an earnings call and we had a fairly disastrous year, rumors of layoffs swirling.

pro: layoffs result in severance, get 2 weeks for each year of service (I have 19)
con: i am likely the highest salaried in my department (excluding the managers) - easy target
pro: i know how to do things nobody else does on this team
con: this company has proven nobody gives a shit about that
pro: i've survived every round of layoffs before
con: i've survived every round of layoffs before

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 March 2024 18:33 (one month ago) link

office much nicer today with exactly 0 people in it. coffee still gak though.

it is just a coincidence that today is the last opportunity i will get to use the company bandwidth to download episodes of doctor who ahead of them turning off desktop downloads and me being on holiday for a week.

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 11:25 (one month ago) link

Neanderthal: that is almost exactly my position, right down to the years of service! Town Hall next Thu. I guess I would hear something before that.

Most teams now have "anchor days", where they're required to come on-site once a week. I'm not included in this requirement (in fact, no one has spoken to me about WFH/office policy in over a year). We've greatly reduced our physical office space (it started pre-covid) and now - for generic hot-desk set-ups - it's a single floor (100 capacity) in the western hub (industrial estate, Z4), and a single floor (65 capacity) in the central hub (old Victorian building, Z1). Canteen in former closed permanently spring 2020. If it's free food truck day, the place is packed. The Z1 office is generally pretty full, judging by the booking app. There are also activities in this business that can't be done (easily) remotely, and those teams have always been coming in (different wing of the Z4 office).

I choose to go the Z4 hub on quiet days, once every few weeks, and never to the Z1 hub. Better ambient lighting and temperature than I have at home, especially in winter. Monitor and chair lottery, however. Free coffee, tea, toast, etc. I feel like a bit of a ghost.

I think the return-to-office was much more keenly pursued in other locations.

Michael Jones, Friday, 8 March 2024 11:50 (one month ago) link

(we were told, mike, that the industrial estate that we share(d) with you was being sold off and required a very expensive move somewhere else - all the climate controlled storage etc had to go. did that not affect you?)

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 12:11 (one month ago) link

((you probably saw the auction of a bazillion vinyl albums...))

koogs, Friday, 8 March 2024 12:12 (one month ago) link

I'm never there often enough to notice what happens at other units (it's pretty vast!) but, no, I don't think that closure affected us. That place was the only reason to want to come to that part of the world! I think I'd be pretty happy archiving that stuff for the rest of my working life, instead of doing... whatever it is I do.

Michael Jones, Friday, 8 March 2024 12:23 (one month ago) link

I like to go out for lunch to break up the monotony of the day, work a little while out, then go home and finish the day.

today, I forgot somehow that I had a meeting at 1:30, and I only arrived at the McDonald's at 1:15. oh well, I'll attend it from here. this McDonald's is quiet, and it's a short meeting.

no sooner than the meeting starts, a very noisy pair sit very close to me and the barely audible muzak suddenly turns into a very loud Usher/Lil Jon "Yea"

lol....lesson learned.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:35 (one month ago) link

The place I work for part-time is interested in increasing my hours starting in June; meanwhile, the place I work for "full-time" as a contractor is giving me additional responsibilities and there's talk of hiring me as a full-time employee. I really hope the part-time spot doesn't want me to go full-time as well; juggling both would probably start to feel like real work.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:44 (one month ago) link

lol, it was a valiant effort Neando.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:45 (one month ago) link

Going out for a walk at lunchtime and forgetting about that 1pm meeting is something I do a bit too often. Likely to happen a bit more often in the coming weeks with the spring weather.

silverfish, Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:04 (one month ago) link

I walk down to a park a few blocks from my house almost every day, usually stopping to buy a bottle of Guinness on the way.. rain or shine
Nice to get out of my place, even if just for a half-hour

I was inspired by my trip to Stockholm last summer, seeing people laying in the grass sunbathing: "what are theses people doing? don't they have work or school? Wait, I'm gonna start doing that too."

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:08 (one month ago) link

another monthly Face to Face day where everybody is meant to come into the office. but...

one is crying off with 'diarrhea since early morning' (thanks for that)

and the one who instigated these face 2 face days has just posted 'would love to have been there, but have to wait in for delivery'

elsewhere people are commuting in having moved away during lockdown, hours of train travel and literally £100 in one case.

koogs, Monday, 25 March 2024 09:57 (three weeks ago) link

the other two senior managers are a) travelling in after 11 after not feeling well this morning and b) on holiday today

but nigel HAS made it in from Penge. and a colleague who nobody has seen since in person since march 2020 is here.

after last time i booked a desk on the quiet side, away from the desk-eaters and the shouty people. nice view of white city, if such a thing is possible.

koogs, Monday, 25 March 2024 10:42 (three weeks ago) link

Going out for a walk at lunchtime and forgetting about that 1pm meeting is something I do a bit too often.

Having the dev scrum dailies right in the middle of my lunch break (it's not anyone else's 1:30pm) is a new intrusion into routine. Walking around the rec ground, earbuds in, trying to follow a screen-share on a phone.

Going in tomorrow: the Xmas gifts have arrived! Corporate-branded merch that the kids like. Ironically perhaps. In three years we've gone from: 200 'credits' to spend in our online store, shipped to yr house in Dec, to: choose two things only, it'll be three months before you get them, collect from the office.

Michael Jones, Monday, 25 March 2024 10:55 (three weeks ago) link

The best thing about working from home (which I’ve done, for, gasp, 11 YEARS now) is the lunchtime walks in relatively mellow surroundings. Just essential for clearing my head. Every now and then the work day is too crazy or the weather sucks, but without the ability to do this I might lose it

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 25 March 2024 13:56 (three weeks ago) link

Koogs, your description of your office is straight out of Barbara Pym's Late Quartet.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 25 March 2024 20:21 (three weeks ago) link

another in-office day on... Tuesday, the day after Easter holiday weekend. i can guarantee people haven't seen this in their calendars because nobody looks beyond the current week, especially if the week before is short.

koogs, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:14 (three weeks ago) link

(and last Monday all the mixer taps were out of order so no hot drinks (short of popping to starbucks))

koogs, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:16 (three weeks ago) link

Dear Andrew ****,

You have 1 assignment that is 1454 days overdue.

You must complete the following assignment(s):

- Executive Series: Securely Working From Home with Quiz

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 5 April 2024 18:05 (two weeks ago) link

Lol

Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:54 (two weeks ago) link

I am working from home tomorrow but cannot because kids are on Easter holiday and mother-in-law in staying and I will not be able to focus for one minute. So I need to go to a cafe or a pub, however though I live in a city (Cambridge) there are no cafes or pubs within half an hour's walk.

No point here, just thought I would have a whinge.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:59 (one week ago) link

Coffe grounds and hard boiled eggs

calstars, Monday, 15 April 2024 22:44 (five days ago) link


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