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This is seriously the best thing I've seen on the internet:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It actually works! I just asked, um... 'him' to "do the worm", and he did it! Please somebody tell me there is some fancy-pants code that just searches terms and calls up video clips. SURELY HE CAN'T BE DOING WHATEVER I SAY.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet merciful crap I just realized this is brought to you by the good people at burger k1ng. Marketing people really are losing their edge (or gaining it?).

PS - Can any of youse Americans confirm if this is part of some big BK promo campaign or something? I'm temped to be much more cruel to the chicken now...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

HOLY FUCK i just asked it to moonwalk, flash a gang sign, rave, EVERYTHING. IT's doing EVERYTHING

― LC, Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG say "KARATE"

― LC, Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ALright fuck this, this is the last thing I need at 6:35am, I'm going to bed. I really hope it's a really extensive video database too, because I just say the guy sleeping and he got up when I re-entered text.

― LC, Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked him to build a fort out of the cushions and he did it.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ANYMORE.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to eat at Burger King a LOT more. Seriously.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Telling it to "get drunk" was a bit scary

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Please somebody tell me there is some fancy-pants code that just searches terms and calls up video clips.

Yeah, it is. If you reload it a few times, you see a few of the same clips repeated. Plus, I just asked the chicken to throw the books (the ones in the bookcase) across the room and he just picked one up, thumbed through it a little, then put it back.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

he won't turn the light off.

― MikeB, Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I also asked him to "leave a cushion on the floor," and he took two cushions, made a "chicken sandwhich," then put the cushions back.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

In other words, whatever you ask the chicken to do, he always leaves the room in the same state as before, thus allowing a smooth segue into any other small filmed segment.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh christ!

I types simulate anal sex!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry that's so childish I know but a message came up saying "chicken may be performing actions unsuitable for most audiences"

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

this is too much for my eggshell mind this morning

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

damn it, he wouldn't smash the tv. i dont believe in anything anymore.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, this is stealth marketing by BK, pretty genius innit?

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

he does too turn off the light mikeb!! (for ronan: http://boingboing.net/2004/04/08/subservient_chickens.html)

― m., Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he does a mean tai-chi.

― m., Sunday, 11 April 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked him to do "the chicken dance". It's a cool dance but I don't think it's THE chicken dance.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

he won't breakdance but he will "riverdance"

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

it doesn't want to make me eat at Burger King more, so they're all fired

impressive gimmick nonetheless

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to say we should be calling this chicken a "she" but when I asked it to lay an egg, it squatted but nothing came out. Also when I asked it to do a somersault it rushed the camera and gave us a closeup of its groin...and it's a bit hard to tell.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I just asked him to perform "The House of Jealous Lovers" and he just bowed towards the TV a couple times. Obviously this is not a real chicken we're dealing with here.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If you asked me to perform House of Jealous Lovers, the actiosn I'd make would probably look a lot like a chicken bowing towards a TV a couple of times.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He has a weird way of humping the couch.

― Carey (Carey), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If you asked me to perform House of Jealous Lovers, the actiosn I'd make would probably look a lot like a chicken bowing towards a TV a couple of times.

Hmm. Are you delicious in nugget form, too?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Any one ask it to fly?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It dies well.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It looks like it's having a heart attack when it dies!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

His flying isn't very impressive. But then again, chickens can't fly.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What if you ask it to play an instrument?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It looked like it was playing a trombone when I asked it to "play dead".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wanted to believe that this wasn't a trick, but I guess like so much in life, it was too good to be true. It nearly had me when he did a pretty good 'worm' and followed my command to 'watch TV' though.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja, ask him to 'do air guitar'

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Haw! Look at the chicken! It thinks it's Angus Young!

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa. Ask it to "rock out." It's creepy.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

so is asking it to kiss the camera!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html

― alan banana (alan_banana), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like what happens when you click on any of those video files, though...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja, ask him to 'do air guitar'

I would but my mom won't let me download what ever it is that is needed on this computer to veiw the chicken. :,(,,,,

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Preen" is ok, but "lay egg" looks the same as constipated chicken. and no egg.

― Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

How about butcher??

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey how about "Whip it"?

It's on the radio now so, why don't you try it?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I just asked it to piss on the sofa. And it did.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked it to:

stand still

operate heavy machinery (this was terrifying!!!)

recite plato

display wrath

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I like what happens when you click on any of those video files, though...

They changed it! A few days ago they showed all of the clips. Anyway you can just type the commands into the main prompt and still see everything.

― alan r. banana (alanbanana), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I'm more inclined to eat at Burger King though.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

if you tell him, "Dude, that's awesome!", he bows to the camera.

he won't do the Robot, tho. just some generic dance.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"stand on one leg"

Dear God it's like me when I'm drunk!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"what do you think of mcdonalds?" - he shrugs

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The operate heavy machinery command just makes him dance the tango. He has clearly never worked in a factory before.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

oh when I told him to operate heavy machinery, he claim up close to the screen and looked evil.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, well, that costume weighs at least 30 pounds.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

How strange. I typed in 'operate heavy machinery' again, and this time it's singing opera.

And it won't piss on the sofa any more.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

we have found the flaw in the programming.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What if you type sing opera? Will it run into the camera?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

honour the fire.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

try glasgow more.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it do anything if you type in "honour the fire"?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

What do we look like, subservient chickens?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"honour the fire" my subservient chicken!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"masturbate" is interesting

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG WTF Do you realize what they're trying to do? They're trying to make us associate BURGER King with CHICKEN.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they're trying to make us associate chickens with humiliation.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Burger King has killed all their cows and they are now taking over the chickens!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

this chicken is so naïve.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

is it just me, or is the chicken wearing a suspender belt?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You're wearing a suspender belt too, jel??

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx needs a rephrase function!!! :)

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"do a poo" is hilarious!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

With the chicken, or just in general?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he didn't do anything I asked! I was only asking for things called for in Lil' Jon songs but still. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

He can't bark. Stupid chicken.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha type "eat Burger King"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"bark like a dog" is quite good though, especially when he cocks his leg up and pees on the chair!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i told him to masturbate and he came up to the camera and gave me the shame finger.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i asked him to eat pussy and he did the same thing. the fucking prude.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

MAKE A CHICKEN SANDWICH

― kephm, Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

this is really really fucking creepy. you can make him pray.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

chick can rap, too.

― m., Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Rob Bolton obv = Burger King Marketing Agent...

(ok, kidding)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The shame finger is scary. All I said was: "Get me a fucking beer, dude"

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Type "Feel the voibe"!!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

This would've been a PERFECT performance piece for Paul McCarthy.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

don't try it.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'honour the fire' was good. so was 'smoke a cigarette'

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He will 'shake it like a Polaroid picture' if asked

― Aaron A., Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

he/she'll also rub the tummy while patting the head (but not vice versa), imitate the statue of liberty and play pretend baseball.

― m., Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

When I asked it to "get a life," it just stood there, doing nothing... like the rest of us!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, first thing I asked it to do was 'fellate yourself' and it kind of turned to the left, shifted back and forth, and then just turned around to look at me again.

― webcrack (music=crack), Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand, if you ask it to 'lick your toes' it then appears to fellate itself, so I'm obviously just phrasing my question wrong.

― webcrack (music=crack), Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My. God. I just told it to do a sun salutation and it DID.

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He does a lot of naughty stuff, actually. There's a complete list of what she
does somewhere on the web. It does do a lot, but his actions
are so vague I think our mind imprints whatever action we're looking for.

She is rather creepy.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This chicken was not fully subsurvient to me. I asked it to "shag the carpet" (simple request, no?) and it actually laid down on the carpet and started doing aerobic exercises. I do recognize that there is some aerobic value to shagging, but even *I* know that doing calisthenics != shagging. (It's you guys who are polluting my mind. FYI. *wink*)

It did, however, fully and completely obey me when I asked it to "make me a chicken sandwich". I should go fangirlish on it and ask it to "hold back the rain", just to see what it does.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I just asked it to "hold back the rain" and it made some movements that sorta looked like it was actually shagging the carpet, which kinda makes me wonder about this chicken.

OMG, though. EVERYONE should see it "shake it like a Polaroid picture". I mean EVERYONE.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 12 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG...do NOT ask it to "do a Janet".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 April 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have approved of this more if it was an actual chicken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

...it isn't?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAH I asked it to do a cartwheel - AND IT DID! Its "play dead" was somewhat confusing though (was it being a goth?).

This reminds me of those old BBS AI conversation programs. It tricks you into thinking it really knows what you're asking.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 12 April 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

This chicken is taking over my life. I'm a very lonely woman. Hold me chicken, all through the night.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor chicken, I just woke him up there, he didn't look too chuffed. I asked him to play the flute and he done the pure Orange Walk thing.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Told it to "make love", it kissed the camera and shook its ass at me. So, it's female.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ummm, if you say "Kiss me you fool!", he makes out with a pillow.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'spank yourself' is pretty hott...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"do yoga" was quite good

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

''stare me out''is terrifying

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 12 April 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Her kung fu is much stronger than her karate.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It moonwalks like a pro.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

nice backflip attempt, too.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

'barf' doesn't work, tho.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

try typing 'vomit' instead of 'barf' .... that works!

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jumping jacks are nice.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

he wouldn't go medieval or re-arrange the furniture

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

he did the monkey¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

he did the finger waving thing when I asked him to touch the ceiling, and his impersonation of axl rose was rubbish. I give up.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked him to head-butt the wall, and obligingly he did so.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ummm, if you say "Kiss me you fool!", he makes out with a pillow.

You have no idea how similar to my adolescent dating experience that is.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I told him to "be the ball" and he rolled. I screamed.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried that twice. The first time he bowled (like cricket) the camera, the next he took a rugby free kick at it. This is possibly the best thing on the internet ever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

BE A MATADOR

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't always do the same thing when you ask it to do something though, which is a bit baffling.

I typed in "John Travolta Night Fever" and the first time it did a brilliant Night Fever dance. The second time I asked it, it just wandered around aimlessly. How odd.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

KICK IT OLD SCHOOL!

He kicked it old school.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

BE JESUS

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The chicken is male. He pees standing up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

this chicken has ideas above its station.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"run away" causes problems.

"die" it does, but not permanently

"clean room" is my fave.

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

since when is "lick balls" a baseball term?

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poke your eye out is violent and disturbing

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

pick your nose applies, even though he only has a beak. weird.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG it does walk like an egyptian!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

YMCA!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It knows what "choke the chicken" means.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't know how to scissor kick though.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Or cancan. And when you tell it to pick up that thing on the floor it lies on its side and does leg lifts.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

it does do a can-can! (use the hyphen).

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

But not the Macarena.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Anda tu cuerpa, querida pollito?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Try 'Seduce Me'

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That was nice. If you say "You're so money!" he shakes his ass right by the lens. Wow.

I'm disappointed by his attempt to "do the hokey-pokey". He just runs in a circle. Where's the leg-shaking?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

two commands to try

"Taco Bell" (gets a girl on camera which he dances with)
"Mosh" (self explanitory)
"eat at mcdonalds" (mimics vommiting)

― rsm99833, Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it have anyone to mosh with?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"go ape crazy" is a good one.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i think sometimes the commands are deliberately disobeyed/randomized to keep up the appearance of, er, authenticity? 'make a chicken sandwhich' didn't work at all for my friend, 'do the hokey pokey' *did* get me the hokey pokey etc

― m., Thursday, 15 April 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.ar365.com/ar365com/snap/kabzcam.jpg?1119042607

hi dere.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

I see no chickenmastering there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

DO THE MEXICAN WAVE

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

http://angel.elte.hu/wave/fig/demo/simulationMovie.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

(I had no idea that The Wave was Mexican.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Freebird!

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Its response to "make porn" has totally scarred me for life.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Er, all it did was strut around and look silly.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Also it appears that it'll give you a thumbs-up for any command that has "Burger King" in it -- including, say, "Burger King sucks," "Burger King sucks ass," "Burger King is poison," or "I hate Burger King."

"BK tastes like dollar-store vomit" makes it fake-vomit, which seems interpretable as agreement.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

This one is still my favorite.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

omfg subsurvient chicken is still there. he does what you say. holy shit.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 18 June 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

the chicken never dies. he is eternal.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Saturday, 18 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

p. plains isn't there anymore.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 June 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

No, but I am up too late.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 19 June 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

seventeen years pass...

https://ampervadasz.tumblr.com/post/696906493476405248

― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2022 21:34 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIXsUnaMDuE

― waht (calstars), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:16 (three years ago)

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