PARIS HILTON DOESN'T LIKE CLUBBING SEALS

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― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

what did the sandwiches ever do to her?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

paris hilton has never eaten a club sandwich in her life

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

that minx

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

unless two piece of melba toast and watercress count

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

you know until I read the article I assumed that was some sort of ironic '80s nostalgia sweater.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What if the club sandwich is made with seal meat?

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was going to say She didn't even know seals went to clubs.

― Rock Bastard, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet that sweatshirt was bought for NO LESS THAN $900

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Still cheaper than the plastic surgery.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"club sandwiches not black british pop musician seal"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping this thread was about clubbing with Seal.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That poor, scar-faced man

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be dull, I fancy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

if it had said "club hop not seals" I would have thought it somewhat witty and apropos.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

her pout does look SO sarcastic

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

she needs to be slapped

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't care if that makes me seem misogynistic

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

she really makes me want to kick things.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"an uppity machine is like an uppity woman. if you want it to work, talk dirty to it. and if that doesn't work, give it a smack." -- grandpa

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

RIP GRAMPS!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Grandpa was a brilliant man.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope a sandwich leaps off the table and rams itself down her gob.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.celebfashions.com/images/paris-hilton.jpg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

von dutch! auuuuuuuugh!

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hyperjump.net/hiltonlounge/hiltonbackstage.jpg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Good lord, it lives.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rock105i.com/images/105hotties/richie-hilton-sm.jpg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Paris Hilton ever stand upright?

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

She's always leaning

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

THE AMAZING 2-D WOMAN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vice aesthetic summed up in that photo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

the amount of money spent on clothes and look what they wind up with... if i was premenstrual, i'd probably start crying.

xpost - way to work the airbrush: "i think we need to make them EVEN SKINNIER!"

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lodgingfrance.com/Paris/Hilton/map.gif

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

with a waist like that she probably doesn't have the strength to stand upright.

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So if you got on top of the Eiffel Tower you could very easily dump offal on her if the winds were right and she was in town.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Paris Hilton ever stand upright?

Fucking...of course not! Just look at her! She's structurally unsound! Her middle's been so sandblasted away she needs props at every opportunity!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe she's just really tall!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Richie looks fairly healthy for a junkie.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

like a giant insect!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost maybe

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I would fuck paris hilton. There. I said it. I don't find her repulsive at all...

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless you're like 130lbs, you'd crush her like a grape.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I might even make love to her...

― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks too young/like a boy with short hair. Is the Barely Legal aesthetic the new aspect of porn-lite culture?

(As opposed to the Britney/Xtina Lolita-era)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the Barely Legal aesthetic the new aspect of porn-lite culture?

Whaddya mean new?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Before it was actual porn-stars (Jenna Jameson, etc.) or youngish girls trying to look older (Britney/Xtina), nothing like this wannabe-sex symbol looking rather like a tall 15-year old (if that).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Paris Hilton is horribly unnattractive in every way, shape and form except the purely physical way, shape and form.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ITYM "especially". Tans and blonde hair - ugh. Get her off the telly.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How does Paris Hilton know she doesn't like clubbing seals if she's never tried it?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

She actually loves it. It's just that it's cool to wear the no-seal-clubbing shirt. What a seal-clubbing sellout Paris is.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Next time you see Paris let her know that the current seal cull is being carried out by shooting rather than clubbing.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So it worked?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Paris Hilton looks more like 40 than she does 15. And no-one with those dead dead eyes could ever look young again.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

More fodder for This Hour Is 22 Minutes. There are more seals on the coast then there are people.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

has no one mentioned her feet yet?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

club gnu not unix

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

has no one mentioned her feet yet?

Er, what about them?

Googling for paris hilton feet brings up the following excerpt:

"... lives sex video of paris hilton (as you would Made their people unless would respect from was on channel sex video of paris hilton feet. ... "

but I'm guessing that's not it.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

if you look up people's extremities on google, you're only going to end up with webbed feet.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You search "Paris Hilton" "Webbed Feet" has only turned up rubbish keyword sites.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

In researching the previous post, I attempted to get Google's "no answers" page with random words. Harder than it appears.

Searched the web for transmeta flange pelican. Results 1 - 1 of 1

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If she had titties I would accuse her of being a fembot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've changed my mind about Paris, I think she's a nice girl. Sure she does what she does but I think I like what she does more than superrich girls that try to live modestly and devote their lives to stuff like cardiovascular health, pets, or writing. If I was in Paris' position I have no idea how I wouldn't act like even a BIGGER knucklehead. Go Paris!

― LC, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Paris Hilton has the flattest butt i have ever seen it just kind of blends into her legs other than that she is a cute girl.

― lowlow, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

liar!

― lowlow, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

come on moron you know it true her ass is as flat as her chest! What people find appealing about a flat ass flat chested chic is mind blowing.

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you arguing with yourself?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

dont be a total idiot it is plain to see some shit bag typed my name in you sow!I guess they thought it would be cute or make them lok smart.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

and yes i meant to spell look lok its for you white people who cant spell.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we get the seals to club her? Or am I just so un-hip I don't realize her shirt's just an ad for 'Club Sandwich'?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

it says "SUBWAY" on the back

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't one of us - we all know how to spell "moran"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU PEOPLE ARE DORKS AND SO IS THAT HILTON FLAT ASS!

― LOW, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dorko sum.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/jim/babyseal.jpg

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thoseshirts.com/club.html

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Times that little cutsey baby by 100, and sit those seals in an ice flow the size of your apartment.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Half Man Half Biscuit "Sealclubbing" to thread

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Less seals, more fish for us.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Pics of Paris with big booty and chest here

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, ten bucks is ten bucks.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/misc/parishilton.html/104-0184799-9677509

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

I truly despise that Canada still clubs and kills hundreds of thousands of seals ever March. It's happening again later this month.

But yeah, back to Paris Hilton...

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

well, there is a huge over run of seals (and this over run is one of the reasons fish stocks are much lower then they should , and human hunters are losing their livliehoods b/c of silly urbanites who dont understand any of this, and clubbing is better then any of the other methods of killing the pests, and if the thing was something of a snail,snake, etc and didnt resmeble a caucasion child and its fucking cold in labourdour and seal is really warm, pluse more enviromentally friendly then the chemical wastedump that is gortex but you and your sentimential brothers and sisters can despise canada all they want.

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 17 March 2005 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

LOL they do look like Caucasian children. The Protect Seals people probably have good hearts but Cdn seafood is waaaay too good to boycott. I haven't been able to find the Club Sandwiches hoodie anywhere so I think I'll just get one made up. My friend got this t-shirt that says STOCKS IS HIGH, which I'm sort of jealous of, and which I'm hoping the CLUB SANDWICHES hoodie will outdo.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 17 March 2005 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.uscuh.com/CWS/ADAM/Surgery/graphics/Clubfootrepair_1.jpg

― eman (eman), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I just bought The White Seal on DVD!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll have to agree to disagree Anthony, as I find the livelihood of being a Human Hunter questionable in the first place, and think that there always more humane and sensible solutions to a problem than resorting to killing and clubbing.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

After much deliberation, I have decided that Paris Hilton would be a great girlfriend.

― Zarr, Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

out east - seals, out west - pigs

― j roszko (listerine), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the club sandwiches hoodie is a neighborhoodie, LeCoq.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Nicole Ritchie at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night. She's cute in person and was very nice to everyone.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So are you all pro seal clubbing or just anti Paris Hilton?

― Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I'm very pro-Paris Hilton!!! I think she is really hot. Like I am totally attracted to her - she's just fine!

― Zarr, Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pro paris hilton clubbing

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/india/story/0,,2210181,00.html

wtf!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/176910116_79d4b00b38.jpg

"it's like, yeah, motherfucker, i'm fine"

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

the natural aquas of belly

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

"literally infested with elephants"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

While welcoming Hilton's interest, another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of a larger problem.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

hehe

giraffes

― ken c, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

Conservationists today hailed the socialite Paris Hilton, who earlier this year was convicted of drink driving, for apparently trying to highlight the problem of binge-drinking elephants in north-eastern India

At first I didn't notice the second comma here, so I thought she actually claimed her drunk driving was a media stunt intended to raise awareness for the plight of drunken elephants.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps it was!

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

how much booze amounts to binge drinking for elephants?

― ken c, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Your honor, just imagine the potential damage if it had been a drunken pachyderm behind the wheel."

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

wrapped up in the back of the trunk

― ken c, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

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