YOUR FUCKING LUNCH

Fucking leftover turkey pot pie; fucking roast beef cooking for fucking poboys, but won't be ready for lunch.

I feel like I'm forgetting something?

UP YOURS DOLPHINS

Carolina B.B.Q. Pork Fucking Sandwich - Roasted Pork Goddamn Tenderloin, Our Honey-Chipotle B.B.Q. Sauce That's So Good You Might Soil Your Pants, and Coleslaw That Will Make It Ok That Your Parents Are Dead, all Piled High on a Seeded Roll Out Of The Oven of Christ Himself. Served with Fries That Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes and Peanut Slaw That You're Going To Want To Rub All Over Your Tits.

I fucknig made some fucking Pad fuckin' Thai last goddamn night, and I fucknig brought the son-of-a-bitch leftovers to fuckin' work. They were de-god-damn-licious. Okay I fucking lied, only medi-god-damn-ocre.

i think nigel slater would die but i still love it: cooked chicken, mushroom soup/cream/curry mix on steamed rice.

JERK chicken and sweet potato mash.

knobtwisting McDonald's. Sometimes I just fucking gotta have it.

Nothing. I had a big breakfast.

roast-fuckin'-beef and some namby-pamby baby swiss shit, spooged all over with horseradish sauce, holy shit that's shit is good -- all twisted up in a god-forsaken pussy-ass whole grain flatbread like a fucking gyro, man. also, a fuck-ton of faggoty broccoli florets with some sissy lime juice. wtf lunch u r so goddamn delicious NOM NOM.

some kind of tortellini salad

I was gonna have a chinese chicken salad, but after reading some of this, I think maybe I'm not so hungry anymore.

right now I'm having some homegrown fuckin' tomatoes.

threw eight bucks at fucking Korean and ate all is fucking fish greens n kimchee dog

I just had the fucking best vegetarian sushi! I had veggie rolls & the darling sushi things that have little kelp belts that hold the things on top.

UDON ('t want to fuck with me)

-- gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 11:27 AM (3 years ago)

salami, mortadella, cappicola, provolone, L/T/O, giardinera, oregano, vinegar/oil on ciabatta

I wish I was eating it again right now.

99 CENT MICROWAVE NOODLE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

(also the name of my new favorite rapper)

Chinese take-out + some cola + some booze + some crisps.

It's amazing I'm not enormous.

I had a panic lunch - where I wander around at lunch time not feeling hungry and then grab a sandwich more or less at random because you have to have something.

guys this thread is for cursing about your lunch

you fuckers

Fucking homemade houmous with cockfarming carrot and cucumber sticks, with jizzmopping melon and cunting kiwifruit for defuckingssert.

bad ass mother fuckin spanish tortilla made by my girlfriends 81 year old grandfather who is visiting from spain

My microwavable noodles are celibate.

fucking http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/art2001/monkfish540.jpg

I should have a safety burger or something.

fucking canadian bacon on one of those fake-ass bready store-bought bagels, with mayo and tomato.

Fucking potato salad. Yum fucking YUM motherfuckers.

banana/avocado/yogurt

banana/avocado/yogurt/fucking

best fucking pizza in brooklyn with ground fucking beef on half and broccoli FUCKIN shit up on the other half

sooooo surmounter iyo what is best fucking pizza in brooklyn?

Not Ray's dude, of course

lol no

wats yers dont say pipitones

What do NYC'ers think of Grimaldi's??

not worth the sometimes hour wait

same w pipitones

not really sure what i like best but ive lived one block from not rays for 5 years and have eaten it abt 1m times and can definitively say: not the best, maybe slightly above average. not even the best in the hood, that honor going to little louies or graziellas.

grimaldi's is good but waaaay overrated. and talk abt a claustrophobic dining experience. uggggh.

u must live right next to me then i live on south elliot

greene & fulton

yup block up from u

unpossible

2 block min

ooooo GREENE not FT. GREENE

fine 2 blocks STILL

ugh I went to Chipotle today. Why?

u live next to One Greene

?

one greeen / boarded up church / my building

fun times

yay!

=P

you guys should hang

OMG QUE DO U WANT 2 GO 2 TEH PARK W/US? I HAS FRISBEEEE!

i have TENNIS rackets and balls (pink)

I somehow scammed my way past the hour+ line to get Grimaldi's takeout. I still don't know how that one happened.

Taco Bell grilt stufft burrito. What can I say -- there's no burritoville in loljersey ; )

motherfucking Potbelly's

I managed to get a lunch at the chinese food place that's not gonna bloat me up on fucking sodium and make me die! YEAH.

teriyaki chicken speared on some goddamn sticks, some white rice, and some steamed broccoli. they'll make you plain broccoli, you just gotta tell them what the fuck is up.

full

BANANAS AND GARLIC HERB BOURSIN GO REALLY FUCKING WELL TOGETHER YOO GUYS HOLY SHIT !!!

Half a fucking ridiculous bbq chicken pizza.

fucking french fries and sausage. fucing husband quit smoking so wanted fucking comfort food.

One spicy home-damn-baked biscuit and a home-baked fucking muffin, not fucking baked by me; one fucking capuccino (yes) kitkat, one fucking squillion of those little Green and Blacks mini-squares designed to last a fucking month in my desk drawer, lasted damn three shitty days; and a stale piece of fucking Bakewell Tart.

turkey & mustard on whole grain pita. fuck. broccoli again. shit. trying to stick to sensible, healthful lunches i can prepare at work, but GODDAMN IT I'M GETTING BORED.

hey, today mine works like the original posters did!

chicken broCHETTEs!

Lamb shawerma on a pita with tahini, onion, tomato, and some kind of middle-eastern dill pickle? Never seen it before but I really like how it fucking tastes!

I was in late, and am skipping lunch break. I am likely to eat a piece of fruit from my tray, perhaps augmented by a soda and bag of chips from the machines in the breakroom.

fuck a motherfucking wendy's $.99 Jr. Bacon cheeseburger.

Forsooth! Sworn upon our Saviour's wounds, it is a 12 oz. can of Coca Cola classic and a 2 oz. bad of Planter's Heat Peanuts, thou Knavish cur.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b113/thegreattacohunt/IMG_0353dfdfdf.jpg

Oh God so good, from the taco truck on the construction site I was working at. Chili marinated pork with cilantro, lime, diced onion and salsa in soft corn tortilla with a blisteringly hot but delicious grilled red jalapeno on the side.

Bologna. Fucking bologna. This shit is so fucking nasty.

Fried bologna's good (about once every five years).

Today, BLTs with tomatoes I grew and bread I baked.

I'm just glad I had this little cup of chocolate pudding handy to get the taste of pig asshole out of my mouth. This is some low-rent stuff, lemme tell you. I never want to eat food again.

12 buffalo wings (hot)
mixed greens salad (balsamic dressing.)

Turkey and swiss with mustard and argula on toasted whole wheat.

Pickles.

Water.

multigrain bread
mayo
sriracha
leftover thanksgiving roast chicken
marinated artichoke, chopped
mild peppadews
mustard
mayo
multigrain bread

Sun Chips, water

this fuckin' lunch, I tell ya

LEFTOVER FUCKING TURKEY
LEFTOVER FUCKING STUFFING
LEFTOVER FUCKING POTATOES

and then a robek's "cranberry quest" to wash it down

- tzatziki with cucumbers and dill from the fucking sweat-soaked garden; toasted pita bread
- first tomatoes from the garden (san marzano)
- pickles
- blue cheese
- ice water

BLT with avocado

Day one of this year's RRFest -- walked downtown and checked out all the food vendors, had some deep fried alligator. Texture of pork tenderloin, flavor was a cross between pork and catfish. I'd had gator before, but not in about 20 years.

Steak fingers, goddamn.

Seriously.

Falafel and hummus, which I know is kind of redundant.

I haven't had gator in years now. I've never successfully cooked with it, I don't think - partly because I went through this flurry of trying to cook with turtle and gator when I first moved to New Orleans, which mostly meant a lot of chewy chili. Shit, now I have a goal.

I wonder if turtle populations are stable. The turtle soup I had at Brennan's in 1986 was wonderful.

Turtle I can cook. I never end up playing with it much because I just want turtle soup, which is kind of a shame - it would probably be good in adobo. Or tacos, even. (The chili would've fine if I had understood braising better.)

I'd walk downtown for a turtle taco. (It's only four blocks.)

microwaved vegetable *curse word* lasagne

JBR, have you given up cussing for Lent?

no, i just couldn't think of a good one

I'm at the Everyone's a Talking Hot Dog part of Lent where I start thinking about meat feasts I can concoct in May. I still have a big bag of transglutaminase, it may be time to do chicken-fried steak again (well there we go - steak fingers goddamn).

I guess I can't count turtle as seafood or I'd thaw the leftover turtle soup.

A fucking roast beef po'boy to die for.

lucky.

thinking of getting a goddamn tuna melt from the local railcar diner that just reopened/rebooted:

http://photos.mycapture.com/LADN/1231900/35348000E.jpg

they actually crisp up the tuna on the griddle before putting it in the sandwich. fucking beautiful.

where is that JBR?

That sounds as good as my sandwich.

My wife is very sad. She's on liquids today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so no rosbif for her.

xp

where is that JBR?

north hollywood, california!

:)

A sandwich consisting of:
-whole wheat oatmeal bread
-roasted sesame tofu
-sauteed kale and red onions

took a LONG walk to get a delicious (but damn expensive) salad of romaine, chickpeas, roasted chicken, grapes, feta, fresh mint, and tahini dressing. nommmmm.

Milk only

Another fucking po'boy -- chicken thighs braised in smoky pork stock. In general I'm in love with my own cooking anyway, but this was OH SHIIIIIIIIT next-level good.

ham on rye with hot peppers. not such a good idea 15 minutes after two large cups of coffee.

Veggie burger on sprouted wheat bread. Salad. Fruit salad.

I am trying to be good today after eating my weight in lobster rolls, fried clam strips and ice cream over the weekend.

that po'boy sounds amazing, especially compared to hummus & chips and a fucking bagel w/cream cheese

spinach salad and some cherries

japanese rice sprinkled with some spices. lolol

fucking brown + white rice with duck cooked in duck stock with some saffron and garden peas. give peas a fucking chance.

this was a leftover deal from the roast duck with morello cherry which I will rep for. Good shit when they inevitably have cheap as fuck (and big!) ducks left from the christmas sales that you have deep freeze space for.

pastrami reuben sandwich w/ fries and pickle from the next-door diner

mmm Reuben. Living in the UK sucks for sandwiches.

bowl of chicken, eggs, cheese, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots... couple weeks of pizza and burger eating to undo.

So far... a pint of Franziskaner

pesto chicken sandwich and a sprite
now munching on some nutter butter bites

spaghettiOs (w meatballs), bitches

I had some chicken, dressing and all of the fixin's.

black forest ham and fontina on an english muffin, red grapes, a nectarine

FALAFEL i think yes yup mmhmm

or pasta?

or lamb gyro?

http://www.goingongrownup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lunchable.jpg

it's too early here for fucking lunch but my goddamn breakfast was pb&j on multigrain bread and a honeycrisp apple. and a miniature almond joy from the halloween candy stash.

Fucking Chinese takeout.

Burger, fries, and a pepsi at the Boardwalk Cafe.

vegetarian fucken gumbo and bagel w/hummus

bangers and mash with gravy

sesame seed bagel with cream cheese, bits blue cheese mushed into the cream cheese, sardines and sriracha

glad I don't have to talk to anybody today

I'm making some fucking broccoli soup in the fucking vitamix

Twenty-seven cockles

nothing

Motherfuckin' pozole!

4 mini-Snickers and a cup of black tea!!

chicken mofongo!!!

some fucking pasta with onion, mushroom, kale, garlic, pepper flakes, and mofo tomatoes

fuckin' mediocre Mexican restaurant leftovers, bleh

boxall, that sounds delish

It was, thanks. I also liked that it had 'mofo' in the name, seemed appropriate for this thread.

The "Business Lunch" option at Chinese restaurant across the road from my office: hot and sour soup, then beancurd in szechuan style sauce. Both decent and tasty, and sustained me through 3 hrs of IT Service Portfolio Management meeting that followed...

http://www.furious.com/perfect/mofungo.html

FUCKING YOUR LUNCH

fucking lean cuisine

i may fucking ditch it for something better like a fucking sandwich

banquet "beef" pot pie

and i wonder why i get freakish medical ailments

my terrible weakness is marie callender frozen chicken pot pies

(I heat them up of course, lol)

Hearkening back to the days of black and white movies, a fucking hamburger and a cup of coffee.

A fucking 'breakfast cookie'.

mine will be a fucking sandwich of some description

some fucking olives and some fucking pretzels

i am so fucking hungry

Some ciabatta bread and Turkish ajvar (eggplant/red pepper/spices) spread.

All of them were observed to fuck enroute to my mouth.

Fucking spinach cannelloni and some fucking salad.

fucking eggs benedict and orange juice

i just gleeked

Toasted a fucking bagel and loaded it up with the good shit: shmear, gravlax, onion, sliced tomato, capers.

Muttar fucking paneer. It was the first time I'd made it and I was fucking impressed.

fucking cheeseburger and fried fucking zucchini

Leftover tuna noodle casserole and a cup of instant coffee. Deadline time does horrible things to people.

three slices multigrain bread, several thin slices of sharp cheddar cheese

i asked a friend to pick me up some mcdonalds for lunch and bring it to me at the record store and i ate it and now i feel disgusting.

Chicken soup (homemade bitch!), Diet Coke (fuck you if you hate aspartame), carrots (raw like sushi, dingleberries), and an apple (may you live in interesting times...cockfarmers)

My first stab at chana masala over basmati rice. fairly tasty, perhaps too filling.

Lemon rice with zucchini and chorizo, fucking superb.

I just cooked lunches for the rest of the week. Spiced pumpkin risotto with roasted broccoli and Brussels sprouts and a butternut squash and sweet potato mash.

leftover tom yum goong (spicy-ish soup with shrimp, mushrooms, and lemongrass) and white rice. and cold brew coffee with almond milk. my stomach is throwing an acid party, wahey.

i had 2 slices of hawaiian pizza

i am trying to get into that zone, enbb, the one where somebody says that on sunday they just super casually threw some lentils & onions into a pot & then tupperware was used & now like an apparition this breezy reheatable delicious lunch is available to them, with encore options. i made egg fried rice last week & went back to it for a couple of days; tomorrow i'm going to smulch up a bunch of red chard & watermelon radishes with ginger & onions until it's a weird smushy over-sauteed pulp &, probably eat it over soft rice for as long as it lasts. people who eat master-cooked food from tupperware really have their shit together. & your risotto sounds so good & seasonal.

i made a huge pot of greens a few nights ago and while they were/are delicious, i didn't have the forethought to freeze individual portions and now it's probably time to throw it all out.