101 Terrible Rooney Headlines

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1. How Roon is Now?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

2. Wayne's World

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

3. The Killing Roon. (will come too soon?)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

England Roon Croatias hopes

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

5. Over The Roon

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

6. Nothing phases - set to stun.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

7. Fly me to the Roon

― chris (chris), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

8. The Temple of Roon

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

9. You know, he's only a paper Roon.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

10. Your Love Will Be the Roon of Me

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

11. Da doo roon roon

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

12. If loving you is Roon (I don't want to be right).

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Wayne in Spain

(possible future headline?)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

14. I'm only happy when it Waynes.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

15. Ugly Rooners

(after a sending off)

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

15. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! I want you in my roon.

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

16. A message to you, Rooney

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

18. Tie me Roon down sport

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Rooney Can't Buy Happiness

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

20 The Roon's up and the stars are out, and a thousand starry eyes have caught me crying

― chris (chris), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

21 Little Red Roonster

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

22. Rooney Noses In England

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

22. Rooney, don't take your love to town.

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

23. Roon on fire

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Rooney Tunes

(shot of pre-game workout)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

26. Blame it on the Wayne

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

27. Pray for Wayne

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

28. Wayne-der Wonderland

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

29. I Love Wayne Rooney And Want to Have a Million of His Babies

(column)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

30. Join Wayne

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

31: Rooney "Not all that" says Scottish woman.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

32. Blue Roon

(after being caught dogging)

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

33. Shrek 2! Cruel, but sadly now common parlance.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Chap's libido's weak and puny?
LYSOL DOUCHE and score like Rooney!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

35. Rooney wanes

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

36. Abramovich informs Kenyon to bid 50 Million for Wonderkid Rooney

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

37. Roman Roon

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

38. The sharp side of the Rooney.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Fly me to the Roon

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

40. WAYNE TO GO!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Roon with a view to the top

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Roon service

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

43. TEENAGE KICKS

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

44. LET'S GO ALL THE WAYNE!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

44. MY WAYNE : Rooney's mum's delight

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

45. WAYNE IN MOTION

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

46. WAY-HAY!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

47. The Wayne of All Flesh

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

48. Wayne the Wonderkid Goal Machine

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

49. THE QUALITY OF MERSEY IS NOT WAYNED.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

SHEER ROONACY!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

51. ROON ARMY!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Coatia's hope Rooned

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

53. WAYNEY DAY IN JUNE

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

54. CLOUDS ACROSS THE ROON. (save this one for the inevitable Gazza-style fall)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

54. WAYNEY NIGHT IN LISBON

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

56. Remember the Wayne: Rooney

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

57. Reading the Roon

(in depth analysis piece)

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Portugal flooded by torrential Wayne!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

59. WAYNE TOPS PLAY

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

60. Wayne for the Books

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

61. THAT'S THE WAYNE TO DO IT

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

61. THAT'S THE WAYNE (UH HUH UH HUH) I LIKE IT

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

63. WAYNE OF LIGHT

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

64. WAYNE OF BLOOD (England crash out in the quarter finals, WR leads the squad in ritual suicide pact)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

SHUT UP

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Wayne's shots keep falling in the net.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

66 - WHO'LL STOP THE WAYNE

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

67. SOME OF THE CROWD ARE ON THE PITCH! THEY THINK IT'S ALL ROONEY! IT IS NOW!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

68. SO. CENTRAL WAYNE
I'm sorry.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I GOT NOTHING.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ITS WAYNE'S WORLD!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That was #2, hence:

69. WAYNEY DAYS ON MONDAYS

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

who's going to check which one of these are in the papers tomorrow?

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(just heard something like that on newsnight, btw)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

70. WAYNE-CARE

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you mean you haven't read each and every one of our pearls of brilliance, Julio??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think number 50 is a lock.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

71. Christian Roonaldo

(Rooney spotted at the Alpha Course)

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

71. WAYNE FORWARD

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

haha: martian has scored.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

73. WAYNE ON MY FACE*: Rooney lover tells of her sordid night with England star

*'Rain On My Face' is a 1966 single by the Shape & Sizes

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

73. FUCK THE WAYNE AWAY

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

75. WAYNE KILLER

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

76. A ROONEY TOOT TOOT

(coke charges)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

77. Wayne's Bane

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

77. ROONEY: THE WORLD IN A DAY

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

79. GOLDENBOOTS AND THE TWO GOALS

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

80. I LOVE A WAYNEY NIGHT

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

81. HALFWAYNE TO PARADISE!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

80. Ruin-knee

(Bad tackle)

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

83. CROATS BLOWN AWAYNE!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

81. GOOD HEADER LEADS TO ROONEY SHOT

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

84. REIGN ROONEY

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

86. GET ME A-WAYNE FROM HERE, I'M OWEN : Liverpool star cracks under Rooneymania

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

85. WAYNE WONDER

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

86. HEROO

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

89. THE LIONS WAYNE

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

90. THE LION IN WAYNETER

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

91. WAYNE TO GROW ON

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

92. ROOTHLESS

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

92. CA WAYNE POUR MOI : Anderlecht move for England star

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

94. WAYNE OVER THEIR HEADS

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

95. Tutti frutti, our Rooney

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Plane" is pronounced "plahn" in that song, N.

x-post haha redeemed though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

96. THE WAYNE YOU MOVE: Transfer fever mounts

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

97. BAD ROON RISING

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

98. ROOMANIA

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

99. MARQUIS ROONEY: ENGLAND HERO RECEIVES SHOCK HONOUR

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

100. MAKING HAY: WAYNE

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

101: ROONEY FAILS DRUG TEST

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

101. WAYNE'LL PROBE

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, what's happening in Big Brother?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

NADIA FAILS DRUGS TEST

― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Official headlines: "We're ThROO" and "Thank Roo and Goodnight"

pah! amateurs.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

101. how roon is wow!?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(when he scores his 100th goal)

101. roonful wayne's a ton!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(when he does a silly goal celebration, preferably on a wet Tuesday evening in November)

102. WAYNE DANCE!

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

103. NO WAYNE, NO GAME

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

104. MY WAYNE IS TRUE

― de, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Introducing a new punning possibillity: Wayne's fiancee Coleen

105. MY WAYNE'LL COLEEN UP

― de, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

106. BARRY DAVIES SEZ-"THEY'VE ROONED IT NOW"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

107. WHY IS IT ALWAYS WAYNE ROONIE??

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(is it because he scored when he was 17?)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004281423,00.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1222641.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1222640.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm sure the guy from the Telegraph said last night that they had invoked 'ROONACY' for a story about the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents warning that Rooney's cartwheel could be a dangerous example to set to children)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/nickdastoor/ilx/star.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ilx.port5.com/botched.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a rather unfortunate juxtapostion.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/nickdastoor/ilx/express.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1222644.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/images/today.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Kanga-Roo

― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Rooler of the game

― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

July 2005 - England 4, Japan 0, with a hat trick from Our Wayne. The back page of the Sun simply reads MANGA-ROO!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Rood Bwoy

― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

From Romania (2000) to Roo-Mania (2004)

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://usuarios.lycos.es/fmsh477/03/roon-3-03-03.jpg
roo's got the crack

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

aka wayne mooney

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

roo let the cocks out?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

we roo the scholes

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

roode awakening

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(work better with ruud, obv)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

PARTY TIME! Excellent!

WAYNE WILL I SEE ROO AGAIN????

(When he retires from international football aged 20 after a fight with new England Manager Tony Adams or splits from his fiance after it is revealed that after being offered approximately 4587 blow jobs in Portgual, his willpower succumbed to a suck)

ON THE WAYNE - Roo so sad as England crash out of 2006 World Cup.

WAYNE MOONEY - TEENAGE sensation joins mad cult / teenage sensation shows arse from coach window

WAYNE-KER - Everton fans blast Rooney Bosman move to Real

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Metro has "ROOMARKABLE"

― zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

We've got this far without ROONEY CAN'T FAIL? Shocking.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am failing see the puntasticness of that headline...

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rudi Can't Fail" is a song by The Clash, and a very good one too.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Wayning pens. For the inevitable penalty shootout.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

michael white won this

― ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

WE'LL WAYNE ON YOUR PARADE!!!

(a message to portugal before their quarter final clash)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleased to meet Roo! - Portuguese stopper: I'm not scared of wayne!

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

THE WAYNE IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE PENALTY BOX-Real Madrid Chiefs-Rooney is a cheat!

(following Manchester United's victory, by way of a penalty, over Real Madrid in the CL, 2006)

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(when excessive drugs taking finally takes its toll on wayne's psychological health)

"dark side of the roon"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(roonie carries on his goalscoring streak the match after "Roonful Wayne's a ton)

ROON 101!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Guardian - 'England gain with another Wayne twain'. Ponces...

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(roonie comes on as a sub and scores against nigeria to clinch the match)

FIRST THERE WAS NIGERIA, THEN CAME A ROON!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*kills ken*

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

hee

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ten thousand roons and all archel needs is a knife

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

WEAN'S WORLD: Scots Auntie tells of pride at kid nephew's domination.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't it iroonic

(xpost)

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i was gonna post that!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

101. ROONIE WAS MY ROOMIE (american exchange student talks about life sharing a flat with wayne roonie)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or 101. WAYNE ROOMIE i guess

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

101. ROON: MY APPETITE

(Roonie talks about his hunger for goal)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

N. makes me laugh. So does Jerry the Nipper. It's great.

― the roonfox, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

101. roonfox in N. makes me laugh. So does Jerry the Nipper. It's great. shockah!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WAYNE OF TERROR

HE SHOOTS HE'S SCOUSE

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay-Z says he had Rooney in mind when he wrote "Super Ugly".

― Pingu, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That Rooney Flip warning in full

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

102. The Rooney Flips Have Taken Over the Asylum

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

G2 today has another 20:
http://football.guardian.co.uk/euro2004/comment/story/0,14584,1245947,00.html

how many were stolen from here?

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"A prayer for Owen, Rooney?" is genius.

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Laura Barton posted to ILM once.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I quite fancy Laura Barton.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

WAYNE WONDER - 'No Letting Go'
says Everton Boss, David Moyes.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"ARE YOU TAKING THE MICKEY, ROONEY?"- Wayne plays down England's chances against Portugal.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

WACKS AND WAYNE - what the people of Liverpool think of their local hero.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

JEAN WAYNE?- Marseille table £50 million Rooney bid.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, IT'S WAYNE! (That's a wrestling reference, kiddies)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Roon - Ow! D'oh

― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

HIGH ROON: Wayne Rooney photographed calling drug dealer on mobile phone.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I never said it but me and my friends played this game for the entire Glastonbury weekend, non stop.

I actually spent about an hour with one friend going back and forth with headlines until we both caved in to psychosis after we got to

"RANDOM WOMBY-QUESTIONS OVER WAYNE ROONEYS PATERNITY"

which isn't even a pun but still.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

MAN-ROON 6

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"This Band Sounds Like Sloan"

― Jimmy Mod, Los Sexx Yanqui (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, Dom wins, lock thread, etc

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

already mentioned on a.n.other thread

Rooney The Red Devil is Hatrick Hero

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get it.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wake up Alba !

Manchester United are known as the Red Devils

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=manchester+united+red+devils

red devils = Manchester Utd
http://www.iol.ie/~mmurphy/red_devils/mufc.htm

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

But is it terrible? It's certainly lackluster. But terrible?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't get it.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"What is a hat, Rick?" Say this in Peter Lorre accent and all will be clear.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not even how you spell hat trick.

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ssssh Alisa. You're spoiling my fun!

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You're spelling my name wrong. Or is that part of the joke that I don't get too?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(I apologise for the Aja-esque tone of that last post)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get this, either.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's part of the joke that I didn't get, ailisa. Mea culpa, etc...

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

My head hurts. Can we go back to crap puns now please?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

By all means. You first...

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

how about: Rooney The Red Devil is Hatrick Hero? wait, someone already thought of that!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Rooney the Red Devil Is Hat-Trick Hero! is something I might expect to see in a mocked-up 1950s newspaper, as featured something produced by the Children's Film Foundation. To that extent, it is terrible, yes.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"wayne rooney scores goals and plays well on debut"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wayne-derful tonight"

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Treble in Old Trafford- The Roon-ation of Fenerbahce.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK TRICKING A HAT!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

wait that has nothing to do with wayne

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

HIP HIP WHORE-RAY - rooney scores again

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wayne's World" is a cert tomorrow - I am sure it has been mentioned upthread, but...

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

PW00N3D!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe RW00n3d

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sun has 'WAYNE TWO THREE' which is particularly lame.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

wayne roo three

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I was actually quite proud of my MAN-ROON 6, though it perhaps would have been better if Bellion hadn't knocked one in.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Threesome On The Pitch For Once

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sven delighted.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

i hope to see at least one "wayne on your parade" tomorrow

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

or "unbeaten run roo-ined"

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(that could well be ruu-ined, also of course)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm ashamed to admit this, but the ass pic above is mesmerizing. Does this guy have all of his teeth? It's a little ambiguous from the photos.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure"

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), September 28th, 2004.

What do I win?

― Chairman ROFLMAO (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think 'WAYNE ROONS THE PARTY' is a possibility.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Aresnal on the Wayne

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Wayne Rooney Dives To Give Manchester United An Extremely Iffy Penalty, Not For The First Time, Either.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

not for the first time?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan is just predicting the future, is all.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

use your brain ken

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

use my brain for this? you gotta be kidding

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a big picture of Arsene Wenger scowling and the headline 'AND WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ROO MEDDLIN' KIDS...'

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"wateroo wateroo you were defeated"

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

San Francisco-Roo 49ers

― Chairman ROFLMAO (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 24 October 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sun has 'Roo Dirty Rat', which means someone will prolly have 'Roo Cheat!'

― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 24 October 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fat Chancer"

― Chairman ROFLMAO (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 24 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OH WHAT A WAYNE-KER!

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 24 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Today's daily Mirror: Anything Roo can do...

[30 years of hurt to end on Sunday, btw]

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Thursday, 4 November 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

upon van nistelrooy scoring off a rooney 1-2

To the Roon and back

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

playing against birmingham. To the Roon and back (on Savage's garden)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

TOE NO!!!

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

world cup ROO-ined!

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 30 April 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

META-T-ARSENAL-WENGER CAN MAKE ROON FIT AGAIN

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 30 April 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6950/roon3vd.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

pain rooney

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

without roo we're nothing

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

I think #27 would come in handy here.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

What is the 5 in a bed thing?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 06:35 (twenty years ago)

ROONAE

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/tm_objectid=17018779%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=roonae%2d%2dfergie%2dclaims%2drooney%2dwill%2dmiss%2dworld%2dcup-name_page.html

― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

Whine Rooney

― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:17 (twenty years ago)

"Anything that twat Beckham does I can do better" says Rooney.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:38 (twenty years ago)

WAYNE SOONEY (England star to return quicker than anticipated?)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:46 (twenty years ago)

HIGH ROON (Wayne denies being 'hopped up on goofballs' on eve of first World Cup match)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:47 (twenty years ago)

ROONEY TUESDAY- England ace expected back a week today.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

ROO MONDAY - England ace to return 24 hours earlier than expected.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:02 (twenty years ago)

If he misses or dumps his girlfriend it's WAYNEKER.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:10 (twenty years ago)

"Wayne Roos pissing away 700,000 grand" But not for long because he's thick.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:12 (twenty years ago)

A few months ago, Popbitch was forecasting a split between an England footballer and his celebrity wannabe girlfriend prior to the World Cup. (x-post)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:13 (twenty years ago)

Steven Gerrard?

Oh no, hang on, his gf isn't a celeb wannabe, she's a Colleen wannabe. Several orders of magnitude worse.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

The celebrity wannabe has something like six million in contracts for endorsements for this year alone, which makes me long for the days when these silly bitches had to be satisfied with match tickets and Magaluf.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:24 (twenty years ago)

The endorsements etc account for the (probably) ridiculously optimistic recovery dates and Sven's touching insistence he will go whatever the sate of his metatarsal, I suspect. Can the endorsees renegotiate Colleens's six million? Or is this sort of thing planned for? Or will they somehow play up the patient bird aiding Wayne's recovery angle to make her even more well-known/sympathetic?

I would like to know the economic effects of Rooney's injury, in terms of unsold tellies and that sort of thing.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

I think they're the normal kind of endorsements where unless you're found with your knickers around your ankles in the gutter outside ChinaWhite you get to keep the cash no matter what.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Terrible headline, good story

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:26 (twenty years ago)

Coleen yelled at sexy star Rooney: "Who's this Miss Read then? Eh? EH?"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:46 (twenty years ago)

What was she planning at 5am?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Roared limping lion Rooney, "WHO'S THIS BLEEDIN MARIE CLAIRE BIRD THEN YOU A LEZZA OR SUMMAT?"

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:13 (twenty years ago)

MCLAREN ROONS EVERYTHING

New England Boss to play people with the surname Rooney in every position.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Sun splash tomorrow (quoting a source that he's set to recover in time):

CAN-GO-ROO!

Of course.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 19 May 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I AM THE ROOSURRECTION!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00462/rooman-splash_462304a.JPG

― Alba, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

BELAROOS.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 October 2008 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

His last Basic Channel 12" had no rapping on it. Bet they loved that over at Popjustice.

― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 16 October 2008 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

ON THE WAYNE? ROO MUST BE JOKING.

― Alba, Thursday, 16 October 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

Roo's Ruse Dulls Dolorous Belarus

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 09:51 (seventeen years ago)

so sick of seeing 'dolorous' plastered all over The Sun.

― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

ROO LET THE DOGS OUT (not sure what this refers too, but it sounds good!)

― Neil S, Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

absolutely nothing to do with last nights game

ROO-NITED

(i searched the page, couldn't find it astonishingly)

― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

do think that would be a headline if the guy who played Newman in Seinfeld ever died "Wayne Knight in Heaven" ?

oh i'm so bored.

― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:26 (seventeen years ago)

CAPELLO-RIA ROO-STICANA

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

ROO'S THE BOSS

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

BELLA, ROO!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

(over pic of a beaming fabio capello, obviously)

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

I like that one

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even know anything about football and I can write these in my sleep

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:30 (seventeen years ago)

ROOBINHO

― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

"Wayne will help us Roole" in today's Sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2960521/Peter-Shilton-backs-Wayne-Rooney-to-lead-England-to-World-Cup-glory.html

― Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/rooneyrun415.jpg

http://imgur.com/aqwRS.jpg

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:28 (sixteen years ago)

ENGLAND IN FOR ROODE AWAKENING

― Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

ENGLAND RUE KNEE INJURY TO RIO

― Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Friday, 4 June 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

THE WAYNE'S DOWN IN AFRICA

― The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 June 2010 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

WAILIN' RIO-KNEE

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

ROONONYMOUS

― EVALUATION COPY (cozen), Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01063/ROOSPLASH_1063571a.jpg

― Lil' Lj & The World (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 12 June 2010 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

ROO ARE YA?

― Katamari Desailly (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 June 2010 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

WAYNE BOONEY

― James Mitchell, Friday, 18 June 2010 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

Pain Rooney ... star shows his frustration as he hits back at fans
Roo-boo-zela blows his top
ENGLAND’S players are booed off, sparking a furious reaction from Wayne Rooney

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

anyone done rooful/roo the day yet?

― Gohamist (zvookster), Saturday, 19 June 2010 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

Against the world's 30th-best nation England, ranked 22 places higher, were an apology for legitimate World Cup contenders and Rooney was so subdued that Capello might have felt half an urge to bring him off

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/jun/18/wayne-rooney-england-world-cup/print

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

I guess that's why they call it the Roos?

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:54 (sixteen years ago)

Roo-boo-zela is next-level

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:59 (sixteen years ago)

Would suggest A MESSAGE TO YOU, ROONEY: STOP YOUR FOOLING AROUND but it was upthread six years ago.

Maybe if England pull it out of the bag in the last game it could be EVERY ROOSER WINS, ONCE THE DREAM BEGINS.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

rooney tuned-out?

― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

Rood Rooney Rues Loony Rant.

(Roos Rooney Roont?)

― NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:52 (sixteen years ago)

kinda like BOO HOO ROO

― go O and O (Ste), Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:55 (sixteen years ago)

36. Abramovich informs Kenyon to bid 50 Million for Wonderkid Rooney
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004

― the pinefox, Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

'informs'!

― the pinefox, Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

Roo Can't Always Get What You Want

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

Roodimentary Errors

― I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

Roo Dog & The Dweebs

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

England, ranked 22 places higher, were an apology for legitimate World Cup contenders

stfu guardian

― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

well isn't hindsight wonderful

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

i'm don't believe i'm alone in maybe expressing a 'lol england possible wc winners' sentiment before this thing kicked off, tbh

― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

neither position is that unreasonable

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

well ok then, that's not taking into account that the guardian piece was written last night

― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

DDarragh, don't really see your issue with The Guardian there.
Describing them pre-tournament as legitimate contenders isn't the same thing as suggesting they're the favourites. Pre-tournament, it was hardly inconceivable that England could win the World Cup, even though it was unlikely. Maybe a 10-1 shot, behind more plausible candidates like Brazil, Argentina, Spain, etc.
Saying, in the wake of last night's performance, that England had failed to live up to that standard is just true. To say England are underachieving at the moment is just stating the obvious. It's not as if The Guardian are banging on saying "this team should be beating everyone in the world".

― I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

'an apology for legitimate wc contenders'- maybe i'm reading it wrong, but that's not the same thing as saying ' we thought they might be but they're blatantly not' there's very much a ring of 'they're underperforming but are still legitimate contenders'. which is very much stfu.

― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

ROO-INED

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 19 June 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

SC-ROO-ED

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 19 June 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

WAYNE ROONEY IS TERRIBLE

― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 June 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

TERRYOOBLE

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

RUH-ROOH

― Gohamist (zvookster), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

wayne on, you crazy roonamond

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

roonspeed you wayne emperor

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

USA TO ENGLAND: "IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR ROON-ING?"

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

WAYNE TO IRATE FANS: 'YOU'VE GOT THE W-ROON-G GUY!'

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

ROONEY EATS IT (THAT IS, HIS WORDS)

― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

plz to photoshop...
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvh3ljGK181qa9armo1_500.jpg

― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

WR: MYSTERIES OF THE ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL

― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

love, wayne o'er me

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jun/Week3/15652112.jpg

― James Mitchell, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

FAB: ROO-I-BOSS

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

Tie Meek, Anger, Roo Down, Sport

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

amazing

― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

News of the World's "CHEATING ROO BEDS HOOKER" only slightly better than the Sunday Mirror's "ROONEY AND THE VICE GIRL".

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 September 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

FUCKAROO

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

cheating Rooney >>>>>>>>>>> rooting Cheney

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)

that's not a headline, just my personal opinion

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

ROO NEEDS TO TO COLLEEN UP HIS ACT

― James Mitchell, Monday, 6 September 2010 11:05 (fifteen years ago)

HO/ROO SCOPED or HO/ROO SCOOP

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

ROO BARB TART

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

Looking forward to the custardy battle with Colleen

― Neggin' you crapative (NickB), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

Will he dessert Colleen and... NO NO NO STOP THIS NOW!

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

MAKE IT WAYNE ON DEM HOES

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)

or MAY KIT WAYNE ON DEM HOES if he paid them in replica shirts

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

and they discussed the positive actions of the Obama adminstration to date

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

ROOTLESS JISMOPOLITAN

― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

AU WAZZA BATLTHAZR

― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

*^a

― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

SOCCER SPOUSE TO SCOUSE LOUSE: KEEP IT IN YER TROOSERS

― Neggin' you crapative (NickB), Monday, 6 September 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

Hooker Rooined his World Cup

At last someone else to blame for the world cup crapfest. It was all the hookers fault and not Rooney for failing to keep his dick in his pants.

― Duncan Donuts (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

Nothing to do with England having loads of shit players and no skill either.

― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

He was meant to be one of the biggest stars on the world stage but instead was one of the biggest flops - failing to score in four games as England crashed out.
Rooney had scored goals galore for United and England up to mid-March but failed to net one goal from his last 10 games of the season, including the World Cup.

Such a load of shit, he isn't in yr Messi/Villa/Iniesta class to begin with and it neglects to mention he had a fucking ANKLE INJURY near the end of the season.

― no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

SKANKLE injury amirite

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

rooney performance criticised after proz-zone analysis

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

kept dribbling down the left flank

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

At last someone else to blame for the world cup crapfest. It was all the hookers fault and not Rooney for failing to keep his dick in his pants.

― Duncan Donuts (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:41 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude I know getting angry about tabloids is 'your thing' but vaguely implying this via the syntax of a punny headline doesn't mean that this is actually their editorial stance

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

Do quite like the Sun pretending it wasn't complicit in it though. Entirely the NOTW's fault.

― Matt DC, Monday, 6 September 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

i am not my sister publications's keeper

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

Roon-y needs a dick chain-y.

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

xposts

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

xp - you mean I'm supposed to read that shit?

And it's not really "my" thing. My thing is women in lederhosen feeding my fondue...

― Duncan Donuts (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 6 September 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

wdyllwwilfyf

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaJzjj6uEY

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

haha sudoku

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01121/ROO-splash_1121299a.jpg

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

ey sam what about capello then?

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

The Wayne in Spain
(possible future headline?)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, June 21, 2004 8:09 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

Roo-ined City

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

Broo is the colour, according to the Sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/

― Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

ROO TURN

― Alba, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

Ah, I see I was pre-empted on the other thread.

― Alba, Friday, 22 October 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

ROO ARE YA

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 22 October 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Guardian have actually gone with Roo Turn. Well done them.

― ailsa, Friday, 22 October 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

Fucking hell, £180k a week? That's a lot of whores.

― on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 22 October 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

Well done ESPN, Roo-United, but for how long?.

― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 22 October 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

So, The Sun came up with...

ROO LUCKY BOY, WAYNE

...which is still one million times better than the Star's

WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

ROO-PLE'S ELBOW

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

Don't get it

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

it's another ru paul pun

― conrad, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:30 (fifteen years ago)

WIGAN GET SOME ELBOW ROON

― MPx4A, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

BUILD A ROOKET, BOYS!!!

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM

This is.... amazing.

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

GETTING A WAYNE WITH IT

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

ha!

― F-Unit (Ste), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

ROO-PLE'S ELBOW

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:28 (8 hours ago) Bookmark

More like THE CORP-ROO-ATE ELBOW amirite

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

A bumper crop today:

ROO PLANS TEEN TREAT FOR COLLEEN - Daily Star
CLARET & ROO! - also in the Daily Star
ROO ARE THE ONE THAT I WANT - News of the World
HAT-TRICK ROONEY IS BLINDING AND EFFING - also in the News of the World
HAMMERS HIT BY THE CURSE OF ROONEY - Independent on Sunday
ROONEY TO THE RESCUE - Sunday Times
FERGIE'S BLUE HOODOO - also in the Sunday Times, feel they missed a trick here
HEROO & VILLAIN - the People
ROO'S MADE THIS MESS? - also in the People (Colleen photographed at a Kylie concert with sick on her shoes)
ROOVOLTING - the People, again
WAYNE SO DEADLY IN HAMMER HORROR - Sunday Express, AAAAA++, would read again
WAYNE OF TERROR - Sunday Mirror
SHAME ON ROO - another one in the Sunday Mirror
ROONEY'S DISGRACE - Mail on Sunday, probably about how he causes cancer or something

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 3 April 2011 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Hair We Go

― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Saturday, 4 June 2011 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

the word, it's not a word is it really, "ROO" disgusts me as much as the man (it's not a man is it really) and his face.

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

it's like the way celebs have their branded shortened name, like j-lo or something, and rooney's is like something mythical feral youths would shout at you before knifing you, "ROO"

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13654209

― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

Roo(nan) OTM

― StanM, Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

New Hair Takes Roo-t

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

Let Down Your Hair, Roo-punzel

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Wayne's Roo-f Needs Thatching

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

... I could go on all day

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

congrats to the News of the World journalist who gets the easy job of having their next article be a page of badly-photoshopped speculative hair-ROOs.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:13 (fifteen years ago)

Afroo Puffs

― blueski, Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://yfrog.com/gznpmbtj

― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

On 7 May, Manchester United star Michael Owen tweeted: "How old are you in that photo? Your face looks like a 12 year olds but your hair looks like a 60 year old!".

Wayne Rooney retworted "@michael_owen yeh but yer 31 and yr knee is more crippled than the 70 yr old i shagged last week LOL"

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

more disturbing is that Michael Owen is apparently known as "Mo"

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

(Maybe other people knew this)

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

I did not know this. Perhaps a reference to Maureen Tucker, drummer for unpopular 60s beat combo, the Velvet Undergrounds?

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:10 (fifteen years ago)

also TEA party activist

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

The Times calls Rooney "An Idiot Abroad" and the Daily Telegraph's front page just says "Idiot". The Guardian is slightly more circumspect asking "Through at what price?" while the Daily Express says "We will Roo this moment". The Daily Mail screams "Roo Fool!" and the Sun calls the striker "Roonatic".

― r|t|c, Saturday, 8 October 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

ROOPAUL

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

THE WAYNE IN UKRAINE FAILS MAINLY BY EVERY AVAILABLE YARDSTICK

― Alba, Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

no no, terrible Rooney headlines

― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

"ROONEY A CUNT: ALSO SHIT"

― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't that the "Jimmy Carr" headline?

― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 08:25 (thirteen years ago)

this morning I actually saw:

"KNOW HOW ROO FEEL"

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)

it was on a front page too

― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)

hair today gone yesterday

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

the shite pele - like pele, but shite, completely shite

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

Inspector Rooseau - Bungling Oaf in Search of a Clue

― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:57 (thirteen years ago)

think i had coined tsp but i may be oscar wildeing there

― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)

50 Shades of gROO

Wayne Rooney follows in Theo Walcott's footsteps by writing his own novels, except this time it isn't kids books, but granny erotica.

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

OCH AYE THE ROO

The back page of tomorrow's Mirror. The subheading is "Fab: Wayne only knows Scottish!" which leaves me no wiser.

― Alba, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

Rooney made a comment recently about how Capello was hard to understand at times

― Number None, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

I have now read the amazing story.

Capello said: "After seeing the latest game [against Italy], I think Rooney only understands Scottish. That's because he only plays well in Manchester, where Sir Alex Ferguson speaks Scottish."

― Alba, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

i figured it was a reference to his performances in an international jersey tbh

― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't see either of the last two quarter finals so i can only assume Rooney performed to his usual high standard

― Number None, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Barca in for Rooney as Chelsea interest Waynes

― anky, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)

Enjoy that one purely for the implication that either Tito or Jose would actually be remotely interested in our beloved Wazza Roon.

― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:59 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

IRON ROO in today's Daily Star.

― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 12:02 (eleven years ago)

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/15d81bca614dcb41e5ac6d1a26339244.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/cf42282ca31bb3ddff9662b29d540f16.jpg

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/9ba511aa2573a8a9358a8e5443c0f83d.jpg

― Number None, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

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