Who do you hope secretly lurks on ILX and may oneday reveal themselves?

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Prince.

― Shake Your Halo Down! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are Jeh0v4h's W1tn3ss3s allowed on the interweb?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus.

― David Bowie, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

archer prewitt and chris eigeman.

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Terry Waite.

The twat.

― coco, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Uuuuhhhhhhh...

This has happened to me once already in the past month!

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Twain

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruce Campbell

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, who?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Uncle Jim.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Brad Laner. He posts quite a bit on ILM. He makes my former housemate too scared to post much. Sigh.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Moore

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Hstencil.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Certainly not the reunion committee.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

a rich elderly looking to adopt a functionally retarded 31 year old named otto.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

nicky wire

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

My Mum.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

J0n (v0n) Ry4n....

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Any word on the mystery emailer, Hstencil?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what happened to my post just now?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously if someone deleted my last attempted post, which was a joke, they can go fuck themselves.

If it's a php error, well nevermind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

:((((((

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Henry Thomas

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you mean the post you made on the other thread that strongly resembles this one, Hstencil?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, nevermind, posted it to the wrong place. My mind is playing tricks on me. This is what it said, tho it's not funny now:

"someone besides oops, Huk-El, Momus or NA willing to bait me."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah Huk-El, I got distracted BY YOUR HOTTTTTNESSS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark S.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been meaning to ask you, but I haven't found the right thread to do so, have you been hanging out with the Beastie Boys?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

h0rnsby

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

who, Huk-El, me? I wouldn't hang out with the Beastie Boys if they paid me. Geto Boys is another story, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubya & Osama: "omg Dave Mathews rox0rs u r all fundamentalists!"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This made me think maybe you had been. MCA says on "Hey Fuck You":
"So don't ask me to wine and dine ya/I'm from Brooklyn you're from Regina"

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The answer to this is clearly Nicky Wire (but wearing a banana suit)

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

HUK-EL I LIKE REGINA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HAVE YOU TURNED INTO SAM?!????

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope you guys realise that was the real David Bowie who posted up at the top of the thread. I ran a check on the IP routing and it led to Tibet via Mustique, New York, LA, Berlin, Lausanne and Brixton.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

But you've made similar jokes. And you live in NYC. And, aside from the fact that Mike D spent a week or so here five years ago when his wife was filming a movie with J-J Leigh and Drew Barrymore here, it's the only connection I could make.

PS, relax, Regina likes you too.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, did your computer screen show a map of the world with a green line joining all those exotic places?

It didn't, did it? Gah, more disappointment.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Regina, probably the best Cambodian (or was it Vietnamese) food I had all tour.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Are Jeh0v4h's W1tn3ss3s allowed on the interweb?"

http://ubuprojex.net/

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pckurier.pl/webmaster/leksykon/t/traceroute.gif

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

We have a very competitive Vietnamese food industry here, and the winner is always the customer.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, did your computer screen show a map of the world with a green line joining all those exotic places?

It did, accentmonkey, and then I got a message saying 'You've got mail!' in 80 point green Futura Bold. Which was odd, since on the outside my computer looked like a 20th Anniversary Macintosh. After that I hacked into a bank's archives with surprising ease, and read off a long screed of info that was somehow pinned to a screen of 1980s vector graphics rather like the ones you see in 'Tron'. Then I played Space Invaders.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nas¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Then I played Space Invaders.

That right there is living the dream. Oh yes.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Then I played Space Invaders.

It was a game?

</GROUNDSKEEPERWILLIE>

― GET A LIFE! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Kurt Vonnegut.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

John Holmes

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The anti-Momus, because then when she reveals herself, she'll cancel out Momus. That'll be neat.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

CC Deville

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

damon albarn

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hella

― I LOVE CLUB BANG!@@! ELECTRO RULES (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the real Aja

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

optimus prime (I believe)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I need a decent nickname really, but I'm lurking anyway.

― Kristin (No idea for a nickname), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

dave fischer

― BRRRRR (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

axl

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the last time we had one of these I said "why doesn't J0sh Kl3in post to ILM?" and now I'm pretty sure he does, no? ("J0sh in Chicago" has an email addy that starts with "v!tesse...")

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

nitsuh.

x-post.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob Sheffield

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Nu-Jesus Christ

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Syd Barrett

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Becker and Fagen

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Shields and Yarnell

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you had one planned, idles?

― Homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

So you can shoot them Nicole?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

rasheed wallace

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Cecil Fielder

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Kurt Thomas

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

So you can shoot them Nicole?

My heart is filled with love for all of my children.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Cecil and Prince Fielder

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

They could be the new Burmakitty and Aja.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

James Dean

― E.S.P (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Sal Mineo

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

J0hn Darn1elle

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Seconded

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Zog of Albania

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

God

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

God's caterer.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Manson

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne Karlsson

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Angelo Moore/Dr. Madd Vibe

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Susie Bright

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

gordon

― duane, Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Kat Marco

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne Karlsson
-- Clarke B.

This rumour that I am not that whom I am to say I am, must be scorched once and for all time.

― Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

R*n Tr*ino

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Romano

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

mark grout

― omg, Thursday, 24 June 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the guy from the red bull dozers

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HUK-EL I LIKE REGINA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HAVE YOU TURNED INTO SAM?!????

what the hell's this supposed to mean?

I don't really care who posts here, lurking or not.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a joke on how you thought I was putting down Regina to Huk-El in another thread. I retract it and apologize. I'm sorry.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah Cracknell, reveal thyself to me.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

moby

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 June 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iheartny.com/yourenotthere/handt/6sarah.GIF

hello, Gear!

― Sarah Cracknell (rosemary), Thursday, 24 June 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

rrrrrrrrrr
owrrrrrrrr

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 24 June 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

has there been some brouhaha on ilx in the past 48 hours? i get reading these opaque references to j0hn storming off, or something.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Excelsior the book Amat

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

?????

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The thread! It's all very uh, involving and odd.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i thought that was some cryptic reference. just found the thread. thanks!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

you won't be thanking him later.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Kurt Cobain.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i do thank him, because i was able to voice my objection to the book.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 24 June 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

SARAH OMG

i i i luv u

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill Drummond, Captain Beefheart, and Hunter S. Thompson

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 24 June 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott Walker.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna say J0hn Darnie11e but it's already been said. So I shall say Salman Rushdie.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MACR FUCKING BOLAN!!!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 24 June 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nessie

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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