I'm drunk!

Babies don't have to say anything discernable to be adorable and gorgeous. Really, seeing all her pictures does my heart good.

"Yay!"

Mask of the Red Death Trilogy is what's on the way. Haven't heard the Plague Mass CD.

and yes the baby is very cute. Two of my cousins, my uncle and stepbrother all have had new babies recently, but they all live so far away I haven't seen them yet.

he can wear anything he damn well pleases though and looks spectacular anyway

Breaking Glass just ended. What in the world playing now. Man these songs are short.

EXCELLENT suggestion, but I have not said mp3. Great, great, great song, though.

Robert "the Vicar" Vickers now works for Jetset records in publicity, and he's a hecka-swell fella (ex Go-Betweens bass player)

So before this I was at a bar where a friend of mine, a female bodybuilder, was "discovered". It looks like she'll be a professional female wrestler. They're also doing a reality TV behind-the-scenes of the new girls. The network?

ABC Family.

(btw, we decided she'd be a bad guy, Catholic schoolgirl character. "ARE YOU READY TO GO TO CONFESSION?!?!?")

Someone was supposed to burn me Low a long time ago, never did. I've heard most of it before but should probably revisit.

thread title is misleading in my case tho. i'm just bored (ish)

I purposely didn't by any alcohol tonight, but now I am regretting it. I think there is some some ranom gross shit I could drink if I get real desperate. (listening to PIL's "Graveyard")

jason is sadly not a stripper (try as he might)
tears x 8.6

that was terrible, Alex.

what comes after Low?

hey it's after midnight, now june 26! officially my birthday!

happy birthday to lucas' roomate. is his the 26th too, or was it the 25th?

low's over for me. on to changesonebowie!

???

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

It's the original shorter changesonebowie, taped off LP as was my copy of Low.

cutlass-weilding pirate hobgoblins.
Momus is in your office? I thought he lived in Germany.

Anyway, I'm not drunk, just slowly relaxing ever so slightly more and more with each successive thread I read. I just flossed my teeth so they're feeling happy and content, and now I'm just focused on finishing all these threads I've opened up. I'm going to try committ myself to playing nothing but Mission of Burma for 24 hours instead of gazing at the '80s New Wave stuff that is just way too easy for me to get into. Away from well-established comfort zones, away from well-established comfort zones.....

Right now listening to Elton John's gloriously histrionic "Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" and plaster-peeling volume. Why has no one covered this? The riff in the "Love Lies Bleeding" passage is the stuff of serious Billy Duffy stylee rock gestapo pose-throwin'!

Just watched Yes play that song from Big Fish on Kilborn:
"dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit"

And for the love of Asmodeus, the song has a name and a long life before its placement in an Albert Finney film.

He looks uncomfortably like Martha Stewart these days.

Absolutely. I just got done driving a hour to see it too

Northern Spy?

Ok, here we go... beer number one.

In the meantime, I'm longing to rake my nails down someone's back, but there's no one within grasping range.
:^p

and we spent the evening talking about setting up an escort service.

idea #1: female escorts for gay dudes that haven't yet come out off the closet

idea # 2: shagging a bunch of her middle aged friendds for practice.

Isn't cocktail a funny word?

idea #3: cross-dressing escorts for gay dudes that want to appear straight in public but still want an expensive BJ from a man later on w/o the hassle of hiring two seperate people.

I got hammered on Saturday tho.

What about men who service women (especially orally)...after talking a blue streak about how marvelous they are looking?

I missed SEXY in scrabble. I only did SEX. Bah.

Man, typing is hard. Gotta delete 90 procent and then try 'n' type it RIGHT. Not easy.

Someone tell me if Long Island Iced Tea is as great as it sounds.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE COCKTAILS.

I just typed cock.

Hi Natalie, way to go!

OMG this thread revive just made me realize Alex in NYC's kid must be, like, 3 or 4 by now.

You can't go wrong with a BLOWJOB COCKtail. I mean ffs that's a winner!

I gotta make me that LITs.

What about Singapore Sling?

Hard Sex on the Babysitters Bathroom Floor

WOHA. I only want straight edge babysitters from now on!

but really, do people keep fresh mint around regularly?

Some of these names are just horrendous! Rotten pussy? I mean, for fucks sake. What about Donkey Semen? Urgh. Adult Pepsi? Which is just basically pepsi and wodka. The hell with that. I might go and get some Cointreau tomorrow.

I also bought a COCKTAIL BOOK.

Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = ...well, something.

Ooooh boooy GIDDY UP.

I like a version of a pink pussycat, and adore wearing my most artless expression and asking barmaidens for a 'pink pussy'. Dig deep enough and I'm about 12.

So, at 2, when I have become drunkenned, who shall post with me? The Australian iloxxxorrs?

hahahahaaaaaaa

that'd be me. we west-coasters need to stick together (as much as possible, being drunk in a few hours).

Is it pathetic to only keep the weekends reserved for (slight) drunkeness? Probably.

also, vic/sleep is wasted too!

sleep: lets talk tabout it at drunks tomroorwww
sleep: brcnh
tehresa: lolz

i sang "since u been gone" at live band karaoke.

n/a sang "punk rock girl" by dead milkmen.

eazy sang "night moves" by bob seger.

i know freda payne's band of gold and also tonight at the bar there was som esong /w lyrics about 'since you been gone' but i had no clue what it was

Some people are drunk, and some aren't.

shocking bump

hahaha OH THE DRAMA

If by some people you mean me then you are correct. Well sort of. I'm about 1/2 way there but can't sleep. RS is in bed already and I'm bored. Boo.

what's yer poison?

currently some Leinenkugel Oktoberfest Lager which I've never had before but is pretty good!

i stick to the hard stuff, tho i did have some wine earlier
not even a buzz yet but i may be on the way out to meet a friend soon

Are you on W. coast?

yes

If you do go out then I hope you have a good night. Too late here for any of that tomfoolery. ;-)

Some people are drunk, and some aren't.

I'm not, but I am in the fringe area. yay wines of Costco.

I was not drunk last night, but I saw a bartender I vaguely know get cuffed and hauled out by dudes in bulletproof. TABC takes serving minors v. v. seriously these days, it seems.

dont you get mad when you see something like that and think oh shit what kind of great drugs couuld i have been getting all this time?

tequila in my sweet tea

<4

IM DRUNK hello friendos.

Dammit I thought of that screen-name too

I'm going to rip Sheena Easton's first LP in a moment here and no one can stop me.

I've SCANNED THE BACK SLEEVE ALREADY. I P0WN THE WORLD. I will RULE THE EARTH WITH MY SHEENA EASTON RECORDS!!!!

Or...not.

Damnit! What happened to ripping The Fall's Slates record? I have to catch up.

w00t

I really don't want to think about how many units of alcohol I've had in the last 24 hrs. I guess not being able to remember how much I've drunk helps.

Hic

Living alone in a snowstorm = nothing to do but....

i want alchohoooooool

I'm drunk, i've had half a bottle (small) JD, and 3 Kronenbourg.
stop me texting or e-mailing people i shouldn't...

...Thanks

i finished the JD and the beers. i've done one text and one e-mail.
i told you to stop me, now i hve to regret them when i wake up later.

Huff...

your spelling is remarkable.

ay?

i want to get it on

just thought you should know

what the fuck is it yall

hoos, how many YOU had now???

i am behind on purpose i got a long morning ahead of me

I’m going to get a breathalyser on my phone and laptop so I can’t mail or text when drunk.

I'm stillo drunk from last night. O FO.

hello again, it's that time...

Where's all the drunk people?

I'm watching cliffhanger, and i'm seeing double, help me out

Drunk night was last night!!

did a staggering drunk rendition of "Transmission" at indie rock karaoke last night, complete with fake-seizure dancing

Jesus fucking christ I'm still drunk but I'm quite gratified to know that Anna, Marianna and Ed are all going to be in worse RUIN than I am. Ha ha ha!

i got drunk again ENBB.

just waking up and got a can, i guess i'm heading down that road again... :(

I'm drunk; is anyone out there?

In the meantime I'm considering going to the Black Cat's New Year's Eve Whatever, to see if any remotely suitable males perceive me as a possible sexual target. Woo.

buzzed. been catching up on the drinking i didn't do during the semester

Note to self: buy condoms in the morning.

well ffs, I feel the need to participate. I should find something to drink in my household so I can find a more legit reason of drunkness to defend my apparently inappropriate posting to the WDYLL thread. The worst part is that it's ENBB's birthday and I would have liked to wish her a happy bday, yet I am now a villain in her mind and I don't want to mess with her,lest I be accused of being (more of) a pervert.

When I left ILX a few hours ago, I was being dissed big time by the birthday girl ENBB b/c I am old (well yes I am) and that I had posted what ENBB felt was inappropriate for the 12/08 WDYLL thread. Yep, I am that but fair's fair and if you're not game, then don't click on the link! I sincerely didn't mean to offend anyone, but seems I did, and on her birthday and all too!

So how much does it take to say that I am drunk and post to this thread? For instance if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count? Let me go find sine wine and perhaps I will qualify.

if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count?

Hell yeah! Entertain me.

haha sine!! = some! sin, some, perhaps it's all the same?

Wine? Sin? Sounds good right now.

ah, phlegm, you're incorrigible just now. What makes you in such a mood? (other than the obvious: booze?)

Repressed feelings of all sorts. Repression is soluble in alcohol.

o/t phlegm brulee is my fav dessert, so much so that I decided to "share" use of the blowtorch that I bought for use in silversmithing; I now use it to caramelize the sugar when I make creme phlegm brulee.

Silversmithing? *ears prick up attentively*

Pic is no problem, Wiggy. It was just a bit ... unexpected.

yep, I am a silversmith in my off-time when I am not being the research maeven for the stars. Do you work in silver too?

again o/t: dear. phlegm, spill yr guts. get all the nasty repressed crap outta yr system so you can start fresh w/o all that crap in the new year. If you're not comfy putting it here, blog it in an unknown space, or put it in a note to yourself leave it in a drawer or mail it to Santa, or send it to that postcards anonymous place.

Get rid of it! It's crap that is only weighing you down. Then, go get a proper creme brulee and celebrate your freedom.

Hi LibC! Thanks! I feel like I have violated some unknown ILX image rule. Weird since I have seen and experienced things much more risque here in a few years. But as you say, maybe it's just that I am usually so quiet lurking or very complacent in my posts that I have upset the natural order of ILX. Ya, go figure that would be me...

x-post. To be honest I didn't think that WW could be real.

If you are then I am sorry for upsetting you but it's not the typical kind of pic you'd expect and is a little odd given the nature of the usual WDYLL pics.

Do you work in silver too?

No, I love silver as a wearer. (I had a silver necklace that mysteriously suited me perfectly, and of course it disappeared.)

As for the repression, I have been too sober and hardworking and rational. Indeed, I do believe it was a way of repressing these needs/longing/hurts/etc. In the new year? We'll see what happens.

Well, it's true that WDYLL is a fairly sedate, goofy kind of enterprise. I don't think that anyone was really offended, but maybe a few pix of you with some friends first or maybe maybe playing with the pets or something like that would have added a bit of context? I mean it is a rather forthrightly sexual pic, nay?

phlegm, can you roughly draw what it was that disappeared? I maybe able to replicate (no promises of course).
and Lib, well ya, I have posted some pretty goofy images to WDYLL for eh, about 3 years without any commentary whatsoever. And since so many people and ILXors thought I was a man I guess I have been invisible until now. And now though a single post that should have gone unnoticed like all the rest of mine, I am not invisible anymore but have become a pariah. pffft.

people just aren't interested in a woman with such a positive self-image, that's all.

I don't think you are a pariah, WW.

*blushes* thanks ian and thanks lib.
I am really sad just now as I have just heard that 3 really significant people have died this day: Robert Graham AND Ann Savage as well as George Frances, the latter being the oldest living guy in the US at 112!

people just aren't interested in a woman with such a positive self-image, that's all.

Hmm. Something about this one rings true...

My head hurts.

i very nearly posted on the indie electro clusterfuck thread before the part of me that isn't drunk told me that it wasn't worth it and never was. aaaaaaaaand now i'mma make some tea and watch teh new lost episode.

yeah.

WHAT IT IS

im pissed for being kicked out of a bar for spiking drinks.
why the hell did I let myself get caught. what a dumbass

what the fuck were you doing spiking drinks in a bar

btw 3 shots tequila + some sips of the 40 have me right as rain afairc

i cant afford getting drunk any other way

what

are you talklin

like dogg i'm trying to figure

what are you like ordering sodas and trying to spike your drink??

lol

order soda + spike your drink = the only way I can afford drinking nowadays

but like

in order to spike the dirnk

you must already HAVE THe alchohol!!

DO YOU SEE WHER EI'M GOIN WITH THIS

language barrier made me think for a sec you were casually admitting rohypnolin some bitches

right!!??

ain't the lang barrier dogg!

mr. boston is sooooo cheap. no I don't see where you are going. cheap is better than expensive. but getting kicked out sucks and your are right about that.

where i am going is you already hav the alchohol which is the expensive portion of the monetary transaction why are you going out and spiking your drinks when you could clearly be in other settings

dude, i hear you about spiking drinks and how much it sucks baws getting kick out of shit. like, what the fuck dude, just trying to get my drink on!

i, on the other hand, went to a film festival OPENING GALA, and after the film, they turned the damn cinema into a disco, and since it was all sponsored by a whiskey company, it was FREE BAR!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Hoos gotta point, you. if you ain't got bros that will hook you up with drinkage, you ain't got no bros! sit at home on your own and dig some tunes that you like, dawg.

Okay, you can have it two ways:

1. Go to a bar, restaurant, or business that sells alcohol, and purchase their alcohol in exchange for getting to enjoy whatever it is that made you want to go there (atmosphere? social life?).

2. Enjoy the more affordable price of alcohol purchased from a grocery or liquor store by drinking the alcohol at your home, or the home of a willing friend.

Anything else and you've officially entered homeless people territory.

Homeless people territory is the realm of action that will cause others to be appalled by your behavior.

Hoos, I guess I clearly HAVE to be in other settings now whether I like it or not. But around here, most settings suck, and now I have one less place to hang out with some friends. Not like it was a great place for me. But any place beyond the boring realm is really important right now in my life. I live in the boonshits

i am currently in homeless people territory fyi

lol i was drinking out this forty on my walk home from the gas station

I like bars because its the only place to meet girls in my town, and yeah thats pretty sad but its the truth

ain't nothin wrong trying, Lorax. Abbot is just hatin'.

i feel u capn

i'm not tryna hate i'm just tryna probe why of all things u are spiking yr drink at a wild wings

See a good way to not impress girls is to get kicked out of a bar.

+ yeah I am a hater, I have worked in too many restaurants with fucking peeps trying to bring in their own booze which I guess if I didn't catch you then yeah whatevs but the reason you DID get caught is bcz you were so drink from your clever methodology that you invariably made yourself an ass in an establishment people pay to be in.

yay! thanks guys and girls

Bringing alcohol into a movie theater is another story, however.

lol @ "you were so drink from your clever methodology" shit needs to be a raekwon mixtape title imo

abbs u should be on aim!

or not lol

40 half gone

seezine

but barwork/waitressing is the worst! you're forced to act in some way coz a bunch of cunts make you be that way to get tips! so anyone subverting that shit should be allowed to do so, coz the establishment sucks donkey balls with a gargantuan straw. DO U C???

alright, was a bit mean. just trying to drop truth bombs while my 14.5% wine runs out. bedtime mothafuckas!

fuck

yeah?

totally!

stil drunk btw

lol <3

lol liter of manatees afaik

00:57] chelives1986: like the degree of logisitics involved in drunken sea cow tippin is hilarios to me

11:45 PM
abbitheanera: I have been pulling this luna-style lead on: I am really a dugong, posting from Florida's marshes

<3

1/3 of 40 remains

1/3 is prob warm by now just drop that shit and get y'self some fine wild irish rose or thunderbird doggg.

Only like $2 and if you don't have that I will paypal you $2.

either there are flies flying near my eyes or i am drnkerr thean tough

If you can't hold two-beers worth of liquor w/o confessing then son you have got to get y'self straight.

Get Right With God

fffuck

Cervezas con Dios

hhoooooos

RIGHT!

ay

dag really

hahaha hi goole i seem to remember you from where i was getting drunk.

also, hlo hoos

i am off to rummage in the fridge. best of luck to all of yall.

qual as fuck omo ust sayin you know afaic or w/e u know lol right

I got kicked out of Wild Wings Cafe last night for getting caught spiking my coke - the dude said never come back
I went home and the dude who lives a mile away wouldn't let me drive home from his house, so he drove me to my house and had his dad drive him back home. I went inside and told my mom I was depressed. (source - I live at home until I can get a job)

it was pretty retarded of me to post that twice ^^^ I forgot I had posted about it the night before in this same thread (and another..)

they let me go back to wild wings but I don't want to back

oh hi

!!%!!getting there!!%!!

:D :D :D :D :D

Cheap beer night at a minor league game + no dinner = I will soon join u.

i have too many (or just enough) drinks in me. beers yum.

I am drunk and sitting in the alley by my house in a lawn chair stealing wifi, cause my connection is down FOR THE FOURTH NIGHT IN A ROW

also it is cold outside

kinda !

I'm goin to the park to feed DUCKS.

But then I'll prolly wind up here later.

i mean kinda drunk, not kinda cold outside (here it is warm and humid)

xp

wanna trade!!!

Guys baseball is pretty much the best game.

Also girls in Portland like to wear sundresses to games. So, best x2.

Sundresses are like one of the best parts of summer. Baseball's pretty rad too.

Oh man with the exposed rose tattoos and the billowy niceness and the duel between pitcher and batter.

Fuck winter, imo.

^otm

theeeere we go

hello

WHAT UP SON

like

i'm sayin

just me?that's oool.

just me.

this isn't for me.its for bimble.

bimble.

bimble.

ijust want his name on our lips.

mark.

bimble,

mark.

bimble.

bimble.

mark.

Yo Hoos.

So like, what's up

AY YO!!

Lousy time zone differences.

HEYYYYYY

Where are all the Kiwis' :(

are there any on ilx these days?

they've all defected to other parts of the world, no?

come baaaaack to IRE, kiwis

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z314/kaileasalbum/missing-you.gif

lol so I posted here last night. Makes sense, makes sense.

rabies where in NZ do you live? i ask because i am very likely visiting in October

I'm in Auckland. Should be warming up a bit by October. Where in NZ you gonna be?

still in the planning stages, def Wellington, hopefully auckland. looking forward to starting/reviving some threads when i get some other stuff nailed down. at least someone (aka fellow drunk) will be in your time zone !

Ah, excellent, I'll keep an eye open for the revives.

i am two beers, one cider and two glasses of wine drunk. all three are still options but what do i drink next? i also have a bottle of this metaxa stuff i bought from greece.

drunk

local garda, you're the houseisafeeling guy right? you did a mix once that started with koze remix of lawrence's rabbit hole and i listened to that shit so much. for that, thank you. do you play out at the mo?

yup this i am. free alcohl courtesy of playing gig and just recently had a nice spoon

I just watched The Long Hair Of Death and it was dope.

drunk. listening to tunes. everyone gone

not drunk but i am drinking kentucky straight bourbon whiskey out of my kentucky shot glass that has the word "Kentucky" printed on it in that one font that kinda looks like comic sans, with some clipart of racin' horsies underneath it

now to find the name of the font

i am hella looking forward to measuring my JD tonight using one of these bad boys my mom got me from montana:

http://www.americaware.com/product/images/shotglass/montana.jpg

closing off-licences at 10 has to be the most retarded and bewildering law thats been passed recently. luckily ive a bottle of some polish 'bison grass (?)' vodka here while half-watching godfather 2 on telly.

Mo nta na

here is the font on the shotglass, i can't identify it but i feel like it's on the tip of my tongue

http://i50.tinypic.com/1zcifs8.jpg

been drinking this, although there seems to be an ongoing shortage of the stuff since early-Jan in my area.

http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/tyskie_can_and_bottle_old.jpg

I have been drinking in hopes of rebooting my brain. Sadly, all I feel right now are cravings for 1) cigarettes, 2) food, and 3) sex. Terribly inconvenient at this hour.

surprise

god i love the drinking

Word.

Again?

not drunk but i went karaoking and had 5 Hazed and INfuseds so I'm a lil buzzed. dunno why i had so much now im kinda depressed cuz i have no game and even tho dis chick askedm e to do a black eyed peas song wif her and i did i iddn't have the balls to like do much more than shake her hand and go 'ey good job' man i suck

Again?

Without paid employment, what AM I supposed to do (once I've sent resumes to every remotely suitable opening)?

If only there were a merger between LinkedIn and ChatRoulette.

whaddyagot?

let me tell YOU a funny *head audibly bounces off table* story now

Drunk and depressed. (Which probably is a bad combination.) Hopes everyone else is in a better place.

ow, sorry to hear that. i am neither depressed nor drunk, but semi-comatose from tacos and chianti.

Damn tacos sound good right about now. It's probably for the best that everything in DC shuts down so early.

miss DC

Did I meet you when you were in DC?

i think that it is unlikely. i lived there in the late 80s, spent most of my non-work time @ the 9:30 and yesterday & today out in rockville. for a while i house sat in georgetown. awesome shawarma right around the corner. this was back in ninja turtle days you understand.

God I miss Yesterday & Today. Or maybe I just miss being the cute girl in the record store. But still....

yeah, miss y&t too. talked to (email) skip and a couple of those guys a little while back in trying to track down a copy of this wicked witch 45 i used to own. made me have nostalgias. as i recall there were seldom cute girls in there. mostly pasty faced cellar dwelling vinyl geeks like myself. spent an afteroon listening to 45s with jello biafra there once, and man can that guy talk.

i have funny jello story for you! also i am drunk.

Sex and the City 2 drinking game got me very drunk. Categories included: bad puns, white privilege, annoying music cues, "just for the ladies" moments, and racism.

don't go back to rockville

tell the jello story! (plus i am slightly more drunk than before)

email me dude, and i'll tell you the jello story

yeh okey

y know cuz i'm drunk might suck to post in retrospect

"hey, where did the rest of your band go? you have more beer to finish up..."

Hope you did your duty, Elvis.

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good. Should take advantage of my current state and send http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif a messaage.

Oh, I see. Just typing in Ch4ki's name made that gif show up.

i did it again!

who is not afraid?!

watching some zardoz

it's reaaaally good
reaaaaally good
great dialogue

"the part where they play videos of naked babes wrestling to try to get sean connery's penis to rise is amazing

"this doesn't seem to affect him either!"

Am I the only person 1) drunk and 2) awake right now?

(Not like I have anything IMPORTANT to do tomorrow....)

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good.

FWIW, you are not alone. Although the idea of being in a group with me may seem even worse. :^P

I'm drunk. Called in sick today, and was asked not to make it up tomorrow. Whatever. The Whiskey will help with the sad pale cough on Thursday. "I'm feeling much better now, thanks." must be consumption or the vapors or feeling poorly. I'm troubled.

in the Wild Wild Turkey, there's no place I'd rather be.

This is probably silly, but when I was a kid I read in a novel that pneumonia was called consumption. I thought that sounded so romantic, "To be indisposed with consumption." I wanted pneumonia so badly, but instead I never was sick as a child, never had to miss school from being ill. Wild Turkey makes for a rough morning.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/sudie70/drunk.gif

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3628/bsjdrunkfall.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/sudie70/drunk.gif

woo. it's 4:51 in the morning. bugger.

just swore at the hamster and the little bastard did'nt care

must be some kinda commie racist

you might be Cricetinae but i'm wise to u

bollocks to you and the cat. some kinda fuckin' conspiracy. where is L when i want to annoy her?

waht is the hamster's name

don't fuck with the cat -- it'll get u in the end

the hamster doesn't have a name, apart from Hammy sometimes, but usually just "the hamster". that's how we gat around the even-number rule

well no wonder s/he's pissed

commie racists won't even give the poor kid a name

even-number of named things rule, dude. out of our control.

or dudette, i dunno, shouldn't be gender specific

oh fuck this is not sober

anyway, Swaziland. that's a sobering thought. life expectancy 31, over 50% of ppl in their 20s are HIV+, this is a sobering thought and reminds us how little agency we have int he world. what do you do about this? I wan to do dsomething at least

what did u have in mind

i understand the swazi king does well for himself; is that what you meant?

i don't mean to be fflippant etc. I want to know how I can exercise whatever I can as a privelided westerner to make this shit better. i dunno.

i'm gonna step aside and hope sarahel can fulfill this role now

good luck tomofthehungovernest

oh fuck it. I'll write properly in the morning when I can type str8

:D

uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah

oh yeah

i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can

gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early

why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.

*like*

hey, lamp! you are drunk!

hey u guyz

i have been mixing lemonade and vodka since 7pm

and i have been out of limondada for at least 2 hours

in this blog post i was described as a "local musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)" and i was like wtf

and then i googled me and saw that the #3 result after my twitter & blog was some horrifying demos i recorded last winter

horrifying

i am listening to myself now

oh my god

wld listen to a BIG HOOS joint tbh

I realized just before theoretically going out after work that before work, I left the oven on w/ food inside. That equaled nearly eight hours of high-temperature cooking time (and a defunct fire detector, and my roommate on an international flight). I rushed across town, fearing the worst - especially as I have two cats at home. Thankfully I arrived to find the cats alive and no fire, just some char-black chicken and an awful, awful smell.

The relevant point being: I have poured myself a generous helping of Jameson to calm my nerves. Cripes.

feeling u simon h.

thx HOOS! sorry bout yr google problem. the terrible "anarcho-punk" recordings from high school that I uh "vocalize" on are blessedly google-proof.

haha it's not so bad, i just wish "musician" hadn't been my first appellation in the thing, but there are worse places to be

sup

would like to drink with a hoos btw

we must make this happen obv

for now tho i am letting the various alcohols do their work as i drift off to sleepings

ginhaze

i'm just going to admit it

i'm drunk

lemme do a quick "internet search" to see how many times "going to admit it" has popped up in this thread

twice!

all in the last 2 minutes!
wait now 3 times! WEIRD

wait still 2 times. "going to admit it"!

now 3!

i can tell this is going to be a really exciting thread revive

can i just move on into the apologetic stage?

now let me tell you about my childhood riggemslaggim

hi Z S!

let's get one thing straight caek

are you saying "zee ess" or "zed ess"? recently it came to my attention that "zed" is a "thing" with "a lot of people in the world"

which brought up the painful memory, about five years ago, my mom reveals that when my mom and dad were trying to figure out what to name the blob that popped out of her body, it was down to "zachary" or "jedediah". after long deliberation, they went with the z option. so this "zed" stuff is weird because it's a hybrid of ...well you get it

i was almost jedediah! holy shit

although i had a talk the other day about this and someone told me that it would have been a good thing, that i could have "owned" jedediah. very strategic.

Knew a kid once named Zeedock.

i actually know a jedediah!

i've always said "zee ess" btw

does he "own it"?

he pwns it

i say zed ess, zed ess.

it feels snappier.

but i am not dogmatic about it. z comes up a lot on astronomy and i have started saying "zee" in that context.

hahaha

i know i'm on a downward spiral because i've started mixing drinks without measuring anything and my gameplan for the night is to make a really sweet playlist and drink a lot of water later so i can go to work

you sound like you have it all figured out

he's like so what i'm drunk

i already laid the seed of this earlier today when i pulled the old "i have a big headache, hope i can make it in tomorrow" routine

then i left work and was like loooooooooooooool

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

hii zee ess!

what are you drinking?

well about an hour ago i was going tiki and made something involving jamaican rum, demerara rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and apricot liquor. then a while ago i just made a gin and tonic with ridiculous errors. now i'm sitting here thinking "why don't i just have some tequila straight up to really 'taste it'

it's thursday night people!

how does one err when mixing gin and tonic?

pro tip: have whisky and ginger ale

i can support that pro tip

but i prefer to call it bourbon and ginger
nice ring to it

you throw out the shotglass so you have no real idea how much you're pouring in. then you pour in what you think is the normal amount of gin, and then you add some cointreau. then you add lime juice and tonic. then you put more gin in just to safe. then add a bit of cointreau. top off with gin.

that's an xpost over there

i don't have any whiskey. i ran dry on it a while ago so i'm down to other assorted beverages

lol going tiki

whiskey & ginger ale was my drink for 15 years
r.i.p.

hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.

the possibilities are ~endless~

or like 52

oooOOOOoooohh that srsly sounds great

everyone makes fun of the tiki styles, but 20 years from now, everyone's going to wish they were into it 25 years ago

tbh the cards just came w/ the bf and i've never used them at all bc i am more of a bourbon neat gal.

I think Tryst is doing some Tiki promotion...

ugh, hungover on homemade ginger beer (sounds wussy but it must be like 15% alc) so i'm drinking some more

made with baking yeast cause you cant get brewers yeast in indonesia, so i'm also farting and belching like a mofo.

well, here we are again

loooooool

wb

- logicomix - it's good, it's about infinity, the graphic half of Graphic Novel looks like it was auto-generated by an application from 2023 (in a negative way, i just mean that the program hasn't been invented yet, not that it's futuristic and cool) but it's worth a read for infinity seekers
- just played half an hour of Super Meat Boy, and goddamn is it hardcore gamer nerd, and by that i mean that if you're drunk, it is not nearly as much fun. most games are more fun if you're a bit tipsy, but this game is so intense that if you have half a drink you're fucked. the #1 super meat boy player runs a cotton candy factory and never stops laughing
- last week i went to a resort in jamaica. i didn't realize it when we went there, but it was a "couples" resort. basically everyone was on a honeymoon and doing it all the time. every morning when we came back from the beach, our room and bed were made up with a new design for the towels on the bed each time. most of the time it was innocent stuff like swans and a little heart symbol, but on the final day we stayed there i returned from a nice floaty time on the ocean to this scene:
http://i52.tinypic.com/2vifuon.jpg

i'm sure there was a statistically significant increase in the amount of doing it from behind action that night

whoaa

uhhhhh

wow

right? i returned from a The Graduate-esque hour of floating and thinking about the past and then it was just like flower in the butt everywhere

wkiw

wkiw z s or flower in the butt everywhere?

w/e

lol

i am so, so sorry

gdamn

hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.

this sounds sooooooooooo good, i am showing up tmw at 7 pm that's cool

THERE HE IS

http://files.sharenator.com/4221_2111_hanging_around_drunk_I_gave_up_drinking_when_I_woke_up_collection-s300x449-52587-580.jpg
hay guyz!

i'm so sorry momma

MOMMA I'M SO SORRY I'M SO OBNOXIOUS

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

we're sorry, too

who is being obnoxious? markers, i challenge you to an un-obnoxious contest right now, starting NOW.

so what did you think of today's events?

which events!

lol strongo that's pretty good

the largest ones!

!

listening to Yello!

livebloggin!

seriously, if you're reading this, and i mean this, you deserve it .you fucking deserve it

un-obnoxious contest is absurd

z s vs markers in a bitchfest (probably have to quarantine 90s rock at least to start)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg