This is the thread for the Liverpool/AC Milan Champions League final

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Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it on TV in the states? Or are you relying on ILX to fill you in on what's happening?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Radio Five netstream, for better or worse.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe ESPN2 is screening it live, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the weirdass anthem.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

BASTARD. BBC just cut streaming coverage. Any other recommendations? I'll go to Football365's little javascript thing if I have to.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's on the BBC World Service if you can get that on the internet.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Alas no, just getting some sort of news report.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh oh

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck. Milan have already scored after less than a minute.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all gone wrong AC Milan 1 up

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Going to soccernet.com's thing, it's OTT flashy but it automatically updates at least.

Wow, that was a quick score!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Maldini scores! Dudek in not-to-blame shockah!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

LFC bring knife to gunfight shockah.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me that "you wouldn't go far wrong in life listening to Paul Gascoigne" comment was a joke.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear. Context?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Celtic have held Milan to a goal-less draw already this season, therefore we are better than Liverpool. Sort of.

(xpost talking about when Rino Gattuso was a teenager at Rangers before anyone realised he was really good)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nyurgh, what a horrifying reference.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope Gattuso mimes playing a flute when he scores Milan's sixth later on.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

:)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

technically I think gazza mimed playing a fife.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That gamble in playing Kewell paid off then...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just what I was thinking.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/6159/flute4yi.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

definitely a phantom fife, you can tell by the fingering.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

My whole perspective on the game shifted with that goal. I had been picturing Liverpool resisting magnificently, focus on Hyppia and Carragher, and maybe nicking something. After that goal, they are the ones that need to take the initiative and make things happen, and suddenly the focus of Liverpool's need shifted to... Baros and Kewell.

Is anyone else feeling as cynical as I am about Kewell? No interest all season, then a fine recovery for this final, then they go behind and he's off again...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Smicer is a much better player, so it's maybe for the best (but if it goes past the distance then it's a wasted substitution so early on)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Fifes and flutes explained for Ed.

Looking that up made me miss Shevchenko's disallowed effort. I hope you appreciate it

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I can just about hear my not-knowing-anything-about-football flatmates watch this match downstairs. A mere 32 minutes into the game one of them asked "Liverpool are the ones in the red, right?".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And again.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

2-0 after Liverpool denied what ITV claim was a penalty but the cameras totally missed it.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

3-0

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear, red scousers having a mare

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

o'o'o'o'o-fukkk

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Crespo makes Liverpool look a bit silly....

Oh well, at least Liverpudlians are saved from the sight of Dave B streaking.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

In other news Pompey have arranged a pre season game with other Milan club, Inter Milan [with thee Blue n Black shirts]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Crazy. I'm a neutral but I wanted more of an actual game...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

...you will just have to wait for Gillingham Vs Yeovil then

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

who predicted - on that other CL thread - "3-0 by half time"?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

...you will just have to wait for Gillingham Vs Yeovil then

Hey!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

does Ned know the Somerset Green Army, Yeovil - they are just small town in Somerset.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this the same Milan who struggled against PSV? Liverpool are getting humiliated, can't remember the last final so one sided, Milan-Barcelona in '94? (but then Barcá were favourites)

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What an anti-climax. When United played Milan earlier in the season we had a couple of near misses in the first half of the first leg and then never looked like scoring in the next 135 minutes. I thought Milan were pretty much unbeatable then. Then Milan turned to shit in Serie A and nearly got turned over by PSV, while Liverpool ripped Juventus apart for 45 minutes and completely stifled Chelsea. So I thought tonight would be close. But this is just embarrassing.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Weren't Gillingham relegated and Yeovil promoted though?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny though. xpost.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

huh, the clairvoyant telleth??

Not surprisingly, I'm exactly the opposite. Cisse off the bench to net a 77th minute winner. (0-3 by halftime, Kewell booed off).
-- Michael Jones

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

who predicted - on that other CL thread - "3-0 by half time"?

It was me. I also predicted Kewell would be booed off. I think I missed a consonant.

I ain't crowin' yet.

(xpost!)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned supports Gillingham, who were relegated from Championship to League 1, Yeovil were promoted to League 1 from League 2. Therefore Game on next season.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst thing is Milan completely deserve their lead. They look really organised at the back and dangerous going forward. Liverpool look clueless, timid and overawed.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Milan's plan:
- give Kaka the ball
- have him stroll through a vacant midfield at will
- Shevchenko ghosts around the sleeping Traore
- Crespo bursts between Carragher and Finnan
- Kaka slips pass to one of the forwards
- goal scoring chance created
- rinse and repeat

Liverpool's response:
- Vladimir Smicer :-/

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Gillingham also have to go dull places like Chesterfield and sunny Bournemouth, and Swansea's brand new stadium

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Celtic, at the risk of sounding like a stuck record, were two minutes off taking a Champions League point at the San Siro and got a goalless draw at Parkhead this season in the group stages. There is no way I would have had that Milan team as eventual winners.

Fast forward six months and Milan are taking Liverpool apart for fun and Celtic are still letting in stupid goals in the last two minutes of important games.

I'm not sure if I even have a point here.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny Old Game?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think your point is that is that Motherwell should be European champions.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool managed to draw with Pompey at Anfield this season.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: AC Milan vs Burnley

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that's my point. The SPL pwns the Champions League. As do Burnley.

This game needs a comedy own goal from Djimi Traore.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

An early goal from Liverpool would be good for the game, can't see it coming though.

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The only red shirt that will be scoring tonight will be a scouser in an Instanbul Brothel later on.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he just heard you.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Um... that was to Ailsa, re:Traore

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

YES!

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrard header GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

GOOOAAALLLL!!!!!! Get IN!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay, you're only two goals down!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, game of two halves, greatest comeback since Lazarus etc.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

No way

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ on a bike! Smicer scores 3-2

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCKING YEEEESSSS!!!!!

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Another one! Fuck this is getting exciting!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool have got to attack, would be the mother of all comebacks,...

blimey the've scored

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

One more GOAL and it's LEVEL !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool's response:
- Vladimir Smicer

I forgot my exclamation mark after that :-P

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

GAME ON !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(can i clarify i posted those game of two halves cliches BEFORE Smicer just scored)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The only red shirt that will be scoring tonight will be a scouser in an Instanbul Brothel later on.
-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), May 25th, 2005 8:55 PM. (djmartian) (later)

Milan's plan:
- give Kaka the ball
- have him stroll through a vacant midfield at will
- Shevchenko ghosts around the sleeping Traore
- Crespo bursts between Carragher and Finnan
- Kaka slips pass to one of the forwards
- goal scoring chance created
- rinse and repeat
Liverpool's response:
- Vladimir Smicer :-/

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), May 25th, 2005 8:46 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Haha I suppose Dudek will come up for a corner and equalise now haha"

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Will this be Turkish Delight for Liverpool tonight?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

PENALTY!!!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

PENALTY

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Or that, whatever

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevie G to blast high/wide?

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This game is on Viagra !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That splendid example Gazza was setting Gattuso is paying off.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This is astounding! Don't miss!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

saved but in on the rebound! 3-3!!!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

scoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Or miss, but score on the rebound, whatever...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is shaping up as a very strong contender for the greatest Euro final of all time! I've no idea how it will end!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

J H CHRIST why am I still at work?

Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

this is astonishing stuff...

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

can Liverpool win this?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord, I step away to get some exercise during the break and answer a technical problem and then all this happens! Crazy!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
YES

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i do hope peelie watches it on the heavenly channel

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Al-Zaqawi injured, Liverpool doing this: Ken Bigley must be pretty happy as well.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe this. I've never been so happy for a team I don't support.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop press, the headlines could change to:

Kebab-tastic Liverpool Roast Milan in Sensational Second Half Come Back

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i do hope peelie watches it on the heavenly channel

Oh man, you're right. Wouldn't it have been sweet.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Lazarus Liverpool

Where is that Darts commo guy, Sid Waddell? He would have a way with words

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK! I am suffering from Sports Tourette's. Pub downstairs going mental one second after each goal due to delay on their satellite feed.

Anyone hazard a guess as to the bollocking which took place in the Reds' dressing room between halves?

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Barmy Army with Adrian Sherwood

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Raffa the Gaffa must have said something

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck me.

In the first half they were shit - Hamaan shows that he remains the test of whether someone knows about football - ask them if they think he's a good player and if they say 'not really' then they don't know what they're talking about.Liverpool bossing the middle, but I wonder ho much the 10 minute blast took out of them - they look slightly puffed out.

xpost - Off the line! I reckon that Rafa doesn't bollock. He organsies. I really, really rate him.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

From http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=4954068#unread

It needs Liverpool to win the CL. I will run naked through Liverpool if this happens. I can see them beating Chelsea over two legs, but that's it.
-- Dave B (dave.boyl...), March 10th, 2005 5:28 PM. (daveb)

Do you have TEH FEAR yet?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

traoré rehabilitated or wot?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very afraid.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of miffed that my Champions League thread didn't end with all this final stuff after such a good season's worth of discussion. Also why didn't the blue writing thing work?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

try again ...with blue writing..should work

This is the thread for the Champions League 2004-5

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of miffed that my Champions League thread didn't end with all this final stuff after such a good season's worth of discussion.

Eeps, I'm sorry Ailsa. :-( I just thought a separate thread would be fun.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Well 1999 Champions League Final was dramatic...what will happen 6 years on?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'm not really miffed :)

Carragher is DA MAN!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there no way to see this in the US if you don't have cable?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Take Baros off, put Cisse on

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

unfortunately no equivalent of the mlb.com web feeds.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what the live betting exchanges on the web are like at the mo?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF is Cisse's head all about?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The French Goat is coming on...

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

currently 6/1 either way for a win in normal time.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Cisse to score in 89th minute.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

AC slightly ahead on the next goal odds, but it's marginal.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

How much did Cisse cost ...12 Million?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Feck! I'll bet it's on at work but by the time i get therer it'll be over...

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

both teams are like a Wolf stalking for Prey

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ch-ch-ch-changes... thomasson, uh.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

liverpool drifitng out to 9/1, milan out on 10/1, draw obv at 1/5

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

2 minutes stoppage time?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If Liverpool win this, Jamie Carragher should be given the freedom of Liverpool.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Xtra time = 30 minutes

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He, and Hyppia, have been immense in this second half, some really well timed tackles.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No Silver Goal, No Golden Goal - just 30 minutes of football, then if it is still undecided PENALTIES

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

mad mad mad marvellous madness

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

For overall winner we have milan on just over 4/5 and liverpool on 6/5.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That half featured the worst six minutes of my football life.

Not penalties. Please.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT I CAN"T SEE THIS DAMN DAMN DAMN

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Over the Bar...Milan miss freekick

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

high tail it to work in time for penalties, cab if you have to [spits into corner of room]

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

French Goat Offside?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah, extra time ia making my laptop batteries run out which means I have to move from my comfy seat to less comfy seat nearer the only plug in the room that doesn't have other stuff plugged into it.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That half featured the worst six minutes of my football life.

Mike, swap you the six minutes involving a team you don't support for the two I had to endure on Sunday that involved I team I do?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm blaming me lying on the floor in a corner of my living room squinting at the telly for typos)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool look knackered, like they'd settle for penalties.

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

15 minutes ...to go

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Aawww, hugglez (Gerrard and Shevchenko)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's midnight in Turkey

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"We will be on the Celebrity Love Island at some time tonight". Out of context, this is the best thing I've ever heard a commentator say.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

jamie carragher: the man with two groins.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think "he's got cramp in both groins" may be the best I've ever heard.

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if you had two groins, where else would you be but Celebrity Love Island?

(is everyone else just waiting for the penalty shootout now?)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK, HOW DID DUDEK DO THAT?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Last minute free kick...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool Free Kick

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Penalties.

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW..penalties

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Penalties. Who'd have thunk it just over an hour ago, eh?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

NOT me !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, who's going to arse up the penalties then? My money's on Shevchenko.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was exaggerating a bit, Ailsa. Anyway, you've won the title 39 times, it's just greedy. ;) )

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone confirmed whether Cabbage and the Nipper have died of heart failure anywhere yet?

It's OK, I knew you were joking.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

at times like this it's all about motivation..big hearts..brave shoulders...time to stand up...and take the rewards

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate penalties.

Success: Eng v spain 96.

Failures: Eng v W Germany 90, Utd v Soton FA Cup 92, Utd v some Russian team 92, Eng v Germany 96, Eng v Argentina 98, Eng v Portugal 04, Utd v Arsenal FA cup saturday.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Serginho misses!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Milan Miss First Pen......skyed it

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Dudek impersonates a space invader!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hamann scores!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Pirlo saved from Dudek!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Saved!

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Milan Miss Second Pen......the Pole Dudek saves

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, that was grammatically horrid, but you know what I mean.

From = By

Cisse scores!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Cisse scores!

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

French Goat Scores !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave B shits himself!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

JD Thomasson scores!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Riise up next...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Saved!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(is Ned even still needing a running commentary?)

Kaka scores, Dudek turns into Grobbelaar!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am, yes. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm watching the soccernet.com feed but this is more fun and immediate!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

goallllllllllllllll liverpool

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Smicer scores!

Milan need to score! Shevchenko up next, no pressure, like...

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a bit tense, ennit?

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool win!!!!

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

YES LIVERPOOL WINNERS

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

SAVED IT!!!

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoah, they did it...

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Madness!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

YESSSSSS!!!!!

This match will be remembered for a hell of a long time - has there been such a magnificent comeback in such a big match, ever?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Football never ceases to thrill and amaze me.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Champions League" without "The Champions"?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man!

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Crazy crazy crazy. Would have killed to have watched it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

my thoughts are with dave b!!!! :)

p.s. ya gotta luv dudek's free-stylin' penalty-savin'!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Che cazzo ne pensi di questo, Berlusconi!

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave B's balls are already freezing in anticipation.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope it's not too cold in Liverpool for Dave B's little jog.

xpost

Che cazzo ne pensi di questo, Berlusconi!

Exactly!!

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is more eccentric Grobbelear's nobbly knees Vs Dudek Jumping Around like a Jack in the Box ?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm happy for Cabbage, for the Nipper, for Ragni our Norwegian placement. Happy in a strange, buried-alive-in-lava kinda way.

Ridiculous.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this outdo their victory over Alaves as most exciting game?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, who's going to arse up the penalties then? My money's on Shevchenko.

Yay! What with my "greatest comeback since Lazarus" comment up there as well, I am teh Mystic Meg of ILX. I should have been in the bookies with this stuff.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Astonishing, I didn't give them a hope in hell at half-time... astonishing.

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

When was the last time you tasted Fry's Turkish Delight?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking amazing. Well done Cabs, Ronan, Stevie and all the rest of you.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Comments upthread included "what an anti-climax" "humiliated" "taking them apart for fun" etc at half time. But no-one in the world could really have thought anything different. If Benitez told them at half-time they could do it, and made them believe it...what a guy.

Gerrard is in tears.

Liver-pulled it back anyone?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Summer 2004:
Steven "I may have to leave Liverpool to win in Europe" Gerrard

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if any Liverpool fans left at half time ? ala Manchester City Vs Gillingham

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Still not committing to staying in his post-match interview...(no Champions League next year, innit?)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You wouldn't go all the way to Istanbul to leave at half-time would you?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

errrr, well done I guess.

Wish I could have seen the game.

the black hand, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This evening challenges AFC Wimbledon's Ryman 1st division triumph in terms of triumphal victories against the odds.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(though our win in the Surrey Senior Cup still outranks all-comers, obv)

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

There are no Football League clubs in Surrey though.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I just missed it, saw the highlights just now.

Hard to tell, but was there a sure goal by AC Milan near the end that would have won it, but somehow was miraculously skillfully deflected twice?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevie G's header to pull it back to 3 - 1 = Keano header v Juventus '99?

azob (azob), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Utter travesty of justice this was. Why Milan didn't completely shut up shop after HT I'll never know.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Tracer, a brilliant double save by Dudek.

I've never been a Liverpool fan (nor a hater), but I was choked up when they played You'll Never Walk Alone after the trophy presentation. I'm really happy for Chris and Stevie too.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, tracer, it was shevchenko.

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr Boyle, may I be the first to offer a place to stay in Liverpool.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185383_extratime.jpg

Caption?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ach, who knew?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Keeper saved it = not that sure a goal. Twice.

My dad called to ask who that bloke was that came on after halftime in goal for Liverpool that looked reaaly like Jerzy Dudek but was really good. He has a point...a guy that panics at a casual passback being the unlikely hero of the latter stages?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

RB: "Oh Steven, are you going to leave us?"
SG: "Can you guarantee me Champions League football next year?"

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Caption at Half Time: Stevie G: Please Let me goto Chelsea, I told you this team were not good enough to win the European Champions League Cup.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Overheard in pub downstairs: 'Dudek pronounced with a silent K!'

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I havent cried this much since my girlfriend left me.

I hate Liverpool.

I want do die.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

How loud are the people talking in the pub downstairs?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, that you can hear them upstairs?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Most couriers have gone home, so the noise level is much decreased; main noise is from the sky feed.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Djimi Traore has a European Cup medal. The mind boggles.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to pop into this thread to say that I HATE EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS FUCKING MATCH.

My housemate wouldn't let me watch Desperate Housewives tonight because of it :(

That is all.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

We went down there for the penalty shootout, mainly due to running out of wine. the best thing about living above a pub is getting the atmosphere, 3 seconds and 4 frames out of sync with terrestrial TV without having to go downstairs, the offie is 43 suzy steps away, I can make it in under 30.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus


that was amazing

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I won £70! Thought my money was gone at half time mind you. Ultimate game of two halves. Dudek's double save was sensational, as was his Grobbelar impression.

A kick in the groins for Meeelan all the same...

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool have done this before of course - from 0-3 vs Basel in the 2002-03 comp. Futile on that occasion as 3-3 didn't take them through to the second stage. I'll leave Ailsa to complete the story of Liverpool's Euro campaign that season.

I forgot Ronan above. I'm happy for him too. Happy like the air's been crushed from my lungs by a falling 747.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Martian, remind me which league the team we beat in the SSC quarter-final were in last season? Crystal Palace, I think they were called :)

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

crikey. it's worth watching football once in a while.

elwisty (elwisty), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The JCR when it went 3-3 was the most beautiful room I've ever seen.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ailsa, we live directly over the billiards room of the pub and thus its largest satellite TV, so this got very noisy and exciting. The screams before penalties roused us from our place on the sofa (oh that and Ed wanted BEERS).

Ed has miscounted. Offie is 43 steps for me from the door of our FLAT, not the street-level FRONT DOOR. I just challenged him to recount from our door but he is refusing.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Offie is now closed so what is the point, and besides, I can jump down each flight of stairs, that's one step, no?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool have done this before of course - from 0-3 vs Basel in the 2002-03 comp. Futile on that occasion as 3-3 didn't take them through to the second stage. I'll leave Ailsa to complete the story of Liverpool's Euro campaign that season.

Haha. We only got there (there being the UEFA Cup quarterfinal, 1-1 at Parkhead, 0-2 at Anfield, lest we forget) as we didn't even qualify for the first stage of the Champions League, managing to throw away a 3-1 lead to that same Basle team that Liverpool did for, to go out 3-3 on away goals. Swings, roundabouts, funny old game, etc etc.

(sorry Suzy & Ed, I got the impression you hadn't left the house and that this bloke made his comedy Dude-k comment so loudly that it was audible through your floor or something)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

You should get a batman style pole direct to the offie.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Boozeman!!

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nearest offie is good on lager but crap on wine, 'wine bargains of holborn', a mere 150 metres away is much better on wine, but still no good on ale. The nearest offie usurped a very useful barbers whilst making booze only 30 or so steps closer. May be we ought to set up a pulley system for winching pints from the pub below.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy, angling of offie to flat wouldn't work and would be rude to pub into the bargain (we HATE couriers/prole scum who turn up to drink their CANS in our little snicket of a road rather than support establishment who are not unkind about other forms of consumption).

Pub have now popped on the Beatles as their nitey-nitey fuckoff soundtrack. They also left the side-door open for ease of movement by couriers urgently requiring quick tugs on their spliffs (see 'other forms of consumption' above) in the moments between play.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

as if the side door isn't always open.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

It isn't! Just with the match on it became a focal point of:

http://www.woundedbird.com/loudness/246.jpg

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris had tears in his eyes. It was beautiful.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That was one of the most ludicrous games I've ever seen. Being a Leeds fan I'm no great friend of the scousers but that was just ... silly. Well done LFC.

Si Carter (Si Carter), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

.....................tears, joy, amazing.....never seen anything like it. so many friend crying, just amazing. the entire pub sang "you'll never walk alone". the greatest football match I've ever seen. tears streaming down our faces. can't stop thinking about it. even united fans texting to say well done, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww. Congrats, Ronan.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Now ya know, this report on the official Liverpool site, I gotta say I like this bit:

Twenty-eight years after Emlyn Hughes first lifted the trophy for Liverpool, the Reds will never have to hand the cup back. As five-times winners, UEFA have awarded the cup to Liverpool to keep. A new one will have to be made.

I can see Ronan, Chris and Jerry planning their pilgrimages. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i bloody well jumped into the fountain at trafalgar square!!

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005240471,00.gif

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 26 May 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

A sad day for football. A mockery of the name Champions League. A cheating diver gets the penalty for 3-3.

Of course, I could just be a bitter Manc!

Simon Green (fatmancunian), Thursday, 26 May 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well done!

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool are going to get knocked out of the UEFA Cup first round by Shaktar Donestk next season, huh?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(but as a long suffering Inter fan (there are no other kinds), losing a 3-0 lead really couldn't have happened to a more deserving team)

(except maybe Juventus)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Man being a keeper can be BALEFUL, they ought to be allowed to jump around as much as they like.

xpost Dom I can barely make out the spiderweb of allegiances you've just sketched there but I know enough to be able to say DAMN DUDE BRR IT JUST GOT REAL COLD IN HERE.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently some people did leave at half-time, yes. Of course, they were the hardcore, the true supporters, willing to spend all that money and still sulk.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I can see Ronan, Chris and Jerry planning their pilgrimages.

It's about time they went to a bloody game. ;)

Football as aversion therapy - I'm so sickened by the whole thing that I can't muster any enthusiasm for any summer games (are there any? WC qualifiers, maybe? I can't be bothered finding out) and would rather next season started around November. I will say that I thought Milan were actually rather magnificent - not only the magisterial first-half display but the way they gradually took control again after that 15min spell when the Reds were rampant and kept surging forward in extra time. They must feel like they've been mugged.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a nice little tour of the USA for Sven's boys to llok forward to, Michael. At a push, you might be able to drum up some rivalry in your household. Although I think the world tiddlywinks championships will have a bit more resting on it.

Also there is still West Ham vs Preston North End or somebody.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

get. in.

ceebee, Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

tuned in after 10 and just sat there remembering other occasions like this when Peel would be sat there doing his show but unable to talk in whole sentences.

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome thing...hoping these underdog type victories continue well into the ashes summer.

(heard that the last time (?) real madrid won it they finished fifth in the league and the spanish FA shoved zaragoza (sp?), who finished fourth, aside so real could defend it...hope that doesn't happen to everton).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

They focused on a bloke in the crowd at one point, who didn't look like Peel, but reminded me of Peel.

I am pleased for Xabi and all the little Xabiettes.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Thoughts :

As to Liverpool being allowed into the Champs league next season - of course they should be. We should have 5 clubs in. Listening to the comments of spineless UEFA officials on 5 live this morning sickens me. William Guyard (sp?) was wheeled out as usual as the front man for UEFA and tried to pass the buck onto the FA to deselect Everton. 'The rules have already been made, they cannot be broken - only 4 teams allowed etc etc'. Nonsense - UEFA have it in their power to add another team to a group and they should do so. Man makes the rules and man can alter them when they need to be altered. What's football for? It's a sport, an entertainment - so let's ensure that we do what needs to be done and let Liverpool defend the cup.

On the match. While Gerard and Carragher were immense (Carragher and Terry MUST be the England centre-back pairing) in the second half, I felt that Hamman made the biggest difference by being prepared to get his foot in and win the ball in central midfield rather than standing off or diving in as Gerard and Alonso did in the first 45. Did I hear someone say he was on his way to Bolton? Madness, unless they have a replacement coming. You must have a player like that to be successful these days - Makelele, Gilberto Silva, Keane - they all do the same job. I think it's asking too much of Gerard to be playmaker and ballwinner, when he was freed up to get forward he had a real influence. In a first choice Liverpool team Garcia may be the one to make way.

Up front - Baros works hard, but really isn't up to it on his own. I feel that Morientes, if eligible, would have done a better job than Baros or Cisse.

In goal. You know maybe, instead of looking for perfection (Petr Cech is the only one who fits the bill, maybe Schmiechal before him) clubs should accept that in the long run keepers like Lehmann and Dudek will win big games for their team and the odd blooper is inevitable. In the last week we've seen both of them play really well *when it mattered*. I was thinking about Grobelaar last night, as you would, and he was as dodgy as they come at times, yet was a key player for about 10 seasons for Liverpool. It's dead easy to ship in a goalie with a big reputation from overseas, but it's a big risk too. I really hope the Dudek stays and gets the chance to become one of the best.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man :(

imagine if Peel had been on air last night.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Polish nutter who has been excommunicated from couriers/squatters community is on doorstep opposite pub, chanting LEEEE-VER-POOOL, LEEEE-VER-POOOL. He will stay there until pub types begin work and tell him to feck off, Dudek or no Dudek.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Extraordinary match. I think Liverpool benefitted from some strange referring. Schevchenko onside for his goal, Dudek on the six yard box for the second penalty save, not sure about Gattuso's tackle on Gerrard for the penalty. When Gattuso tackles you stay tackled. Looked like a dive.

But let's let these things go. Two-groin Carragher was great, the second half updated models for Traore and Dudek were much improved editions and Gerrard was a joy to watch (rather ambivalent comment about his future should worry Scousers everywhere I think).

Also, Milan played some beautiful football in the first half and Crespo's second goal was brilliant.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I expect Everton to be deselected from the 05-06 CL now - there'll probably be some kind of national petition organised by The Sun (desperate to regain Red respect after '89) and the wave of sentimental euphoria will lead to the FA caving in. It's like the bloody Falklands all over again.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Really, the four Champions League places should go to the four richest teams in each country. It's only fair.

Freddie Shepherd (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, with Everton outside the exclusion zone and sailing away from the task force. I counted them all out, and I counted them all back in again (hopeful long balls remix).

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

What was Gerrard's ambivalent comment?

Mike - I don't think that'll happen.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah he said "How can I think of leaving Liverpool on a night like this? I'll be talking to the chairman but at the moment things are looking good"

What's ambivalent about that???

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

As to Liverpool being allowed into the Champs league next season - of course they should be. We should have 5 clubs in.

Why not 10? Or 20? It is the Best League In The World after all, we could call it The Premiership...

Venables last night "UEFA can put them in, there are slots there" - aye Terry, someone else's fucking slots that they worked hard for in their own fucking league. Everyone knew the qualifying criteria before the tournament started, fuck changing the rules to suit one team.

How many Englishmen would be happy to give up an English Champions League slot to allow, for example, a team of German Champions League winners in to defend their title? I'm fairly sure the Sun might start a wee campaign against that one.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"At the moment, things are looking good"

All he had to say was "I'm not leaving" and that would be that.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Not only should Liverpool not have gotten a penalty, the second goal should never have been allowed because the linesman had waved for offside a bit earlier but no one saw it and the game continued.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

my enduring memory from this match will be gerrard after his goal tearing back to halfway and waving his arms and screaming to his teammates and the crowd...."let's fuckin' have this" or words to that effect....we've been arguing his pros and cons all season but if ever a man turned a game by force of will he did tonight....magic, fuckin' magic...

Sean Carless (seanthebear), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool, unfortunately, had pretty much everything go their way after HT. What baffles me if why Benitez is lauded as a tactical genius - they were so badly exposed without an out-and-out defensive midfielder in the first half that the only option was to put Hamann on.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Carragher was great too; stretching for tackles, winning endless headers. And he was carrying an extra groin.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Onimo, you're talking bollocks.

I'm not suggesting anyone from any country would give up their slot. UEFA need to find a way to add in one team - this year's winners.

**Everyone knew the qualifying criteria before the tournament started, fuck changing the rules to suit one team.**

Except the rules are wrong - the champions should be allowed to defend their title, regardless of where they finish domestically.


Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

SKy's Liverpool montage before the game (obv. soundtrack) was sweet. I couldn't stop thinking of Peel at that point, and this is before the ball was even kicked...

CONGRATULATIONS TO LIVERPOOL FC AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS

BIG hangover this morning but I'm so utterly delighted.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Lovelace, what about Milan's second. Nesta handballed deliberately and then Milan scored on the counter.

Number one whingebag, the Milan vice-chairman, but wouldn't expect any less from the Italians. Perhaps they can get the government involved again.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Cabbage deduced that Traore's brain had been possessed by Pele in the second half. It's the only logical explanation.

meanwhile, POOR MICHAEL OWEN

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not suggesting anyone from any country would give up their slot. UEFA need to find a way to add in one team - this year's winners.

So you want an odd number of teams in a knock-out round?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

aye good point........poor old michael what?.....he must be kicking himself. bit like when you queue up at immigration and change lines only to find your new line is twice as slow as the old one....but its TOO LATE!!

Sean Carless (seanthebear), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

x-xpost

Liverpool had a clear penalty turned down immdeiately before Milan scored their second, justice was done in the end.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, they say every dog has its day...

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nesta handballed deliberately and then Milan scored on the counter.

Very difficult to see that as deliberate, sorry. He was on the floor and the ball was kicked into his arm.

I think Liverpool were outrageously fortunate in this game and in this competition in general. Hey, you need a bit of luck to win the Cup, right?

Would any of you Liverpool fans willingly exchange Xabi's equalising penalty for, say, a couple of away wins at Man City and Palace guaranteeing you 4th place? Think about it as long as you like.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

**So you want an odd number of teams in a knock-out round? **

Of course not. But it's not beyond the wit of man to find a solution.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Justice? Like when Liverpool scored their second goal despite the linesman flagging for offside earlier? Okay.

This loss would be a whole lot easier to digest if it hadnt been against an English team. I hate English football, English football fans and the English media. Atleast it's comforting to know that Milan will continue being a top European club while Liverpool wont.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we have representatives at work from every nationality in the Liverpool team, including a hardworking Merseysider with an extra groin. Trouble is, we have a lot of Italians too, and I don't want their famous latin passions to flare up more than is strictly necessary. So I will keep it to myself.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael, not really, I wouldn't swap anything for last night. It was amazing.

I think Nesta didn't make a great deal of effort to get the hand out of the way. It easily could have been given.

x-post gracious in defeat there lovelace.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's not beyond the wit of man to find a solution.

Without be facetious, the only one I can come up with is by adding an extra 63 teams to the tournament to counterbalance the inclusion of a team who finished ten points closer to the bottom of the Premiership than the top of it.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if an English club would ever fold like Milan did against Deportivo two years ago. It must be so sickening for Milan fans, to have a team of such talent manage to throw away a three goal advantage YET AGAIN. Sickening!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Blast, I forgot Hyppia. Unless Scandanavia is a country.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

they won the Champions League, it doesn't matter where they finished in the league. Winning the Champions League also had a definite effect on their league form, anyway. The holders of the Champions League should always be in it, and as bad as it may be for whomever, they have to take a team out if that's what it takes, something has to be done.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Take out Milan!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael, not really, I wouldn't swap anything for last night. It was amazing.

Didn't think so. Just checking.

The defending CL winners are actually supposed to go straight into the group stage (except in those circumstances where they're not supposed to be in the tournament at all - like now). Give 'em Arsenal's place and the national clamour for Justice For The IncREDibles might start to stall a bit.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, it's for their own good. I couldn't bear to see them heart-broken like that by their team's capitulation once again!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan: Imagine if you had a 3-0 lead playing marvelous football(which you never did during the final!) and then lose it all during 6 minutes of crazyness where there were some questionable descions by the referee. I applaud Liverpool for their comeback, it shows character and strength....but it hurts so fucking much. I have to be bitter!

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Was there a clear camera angle on the handball appeal? It was tantalisingly out of shot on the replay I saw. I did have a massive long piss at half time though so may have missed a better shot of it.

Did none of the Liverpool fans on here actually go to the game?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just glad it wasn't fucking 0-0 like the last Milan final.

I've not seen another shot of the Nesta handball. I still haven't seen a better shot of Garcia's goal against Chelsea though either.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Some funny parallels with the UEFA Cup campaign four years ago. Liverpool accused of negativity and cageyness as they sneaked past Barcelona to get to the final, only for it to be a raging goal-fest in the end. Hurrah!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan OTM.

The only disappointment last night was that Clive Tyldesley didn't find a use for the phrase 'gracing the occasion'. This always has a welcome place at major finals. Motty used it three times on Saturday, twice before kick-off, and it was a CRAP occasion.

Maybe Motty has copyright? Or Istanbul is too crap to be *graced*?

I am looking forward to the Pinefox's comments on last night's action. And the football.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What I'm actually reminded of by last night (because I have a one-track mind and need to be taken out and shot) is Agassi-Becker in the '95 Wimb semi. Agassi up 6-2 4-1, playing utterly sublime tennis, Boris looking shellshocked - the Liemen lech gets a break back, raises his arms in mock-triumph, and Andre goes to pieces. The horror, the horror.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anybody else notice Harry Kewell was apparently fit again by the time he went up to collect his medal?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if they can fit them in, then great. but, not at the expense of a team that has qualified by the existing, er, rules?

carragher, as has rightly been pointed out, has had a great finale to the season, but, i was disappointed with his comments that uefa should make way for liverpool next season, not via the removal of everton, but the removal of a champion team of a small and hopefully poor country that could do with the money and exposure champions league football begins.

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Still shit though.

xpost

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

One might ask why should Liverpool participate in the European 'Super Cup' for UEFA if they're not able to defend their trophy?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggest Latvia for exclusion. Sure, Riga's a nice city, but outside of that medieval centre, the suburbs are just typical communist eyesores full of poor potato eaters. If the people of Liverpool could send some clothes or bread across in exchange for a place in the Champions League, everyone is a winner.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

At least Liverpool don't have to go to a World Club Championship...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really understand the whole "a team must be allowed to defend their cup" thing. Why should they? They have their chance to defend it by qualifying for it in the first place.

The winners of the World Cup no longer have an automatic place in the finals, do they?

If you win an Olympic gold medal you don't get a free pass to the next one, do you?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How could you tell the difference between Liverpool and Latvia anyway?

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Latvia has less tanning salons.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it's nothing to do with poverty/richness, we're not talking about giving an extra place to Liverpool for the hell of it, they won the competition and deserve a place, whatever needs to be done. The rules were wrong and have to be changed, if it means a smaller club have to be excluded then so be it.

Finance does NOT make excluding Everton any fairer than excluding any other team. UEFA fucked up and now they must sort it out, perhaps if they end up allowing Liverpool in, they will simply turf out a side which is less well known, but the entire competition is skewed enough towards the big teams that I don't think this is a great surprise, unless you have fundamental problems with the entire structure of the competition anyway to the extent that you don't recognise it whatsoever.

x-post Alba the Olympics and World Cup are held every 4 years, it's far different to an annual tournament whereby the holders are actually a similar team the next time around.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, "typical communist eyesores full of poor potato eaters" doesn't exactly separate them, does it?

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the removal of a champion team of a small and hopefully poor country that could do with the money and exposure champions league football begins

How much money can the Kazazh (say) champs expect to make from a 11-0 two-leg drubbing in the first qualifying round by the Cypriot (say) champs considering the travelling expenses?

If you add a fifth English side to the CL and have that knock-on effect perhaps the team that should fall off the very bottom (i.e. not even in the UEFA preliminaries) should be the nominated team from the third-placed country in the Fair Play League. I bet they don't even know who they are, so no great loss.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

whereby the holders are actually a similar team the next time around.

Ha - wait till Rafa gets going this summer.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

But why were the rules wrong? It clearly states that qualification depends on finishing with the league placing, Liverpool didn't do that. I'd feel the same if it was United in the same situation.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Latvia has less tanning salons.

Gerrard's been to them by the look of things last night. Or he just sprayed up for the big occasion.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The rules were wrong because it's simply wrong that the winners of the CL don't get into it the next season. Consider that with something like the Champions League, the implications of winning it are so massive. Of course they should be allowed in. Them being in this competition or not is possibly the difference between Benitez having any chance of closing the gap on Arsenal/Chelsea/Man U or not.

Let's not forget that in relation to the usual winners of the CL bar Porto, Liverpool are NOT a big club. The value of the trophy is magnified tenfold by the financial/player allure of being in it the next season.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I resent the suggestion that Liverpool is on a par with Riga. Liverpool is a tarted up cack-pit full of cheeky thieves.

Just joking. But no way should they get a place in next year's tournament at the expense of anyone.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ie, if you don't allow the winners in, what is the actual benefit of team winning it? the CL is about money.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Plenty of competitions allow past winners to keep coming back ad infinitum - the Masters in golf, for example. Imagine Aston Villa playing in every European Cup forever.

(The tricky thing is that the CL winners ARE supposed to be in the following year's comp: they're one of the 16 that go straight into the group stage. Unfortunately, this is directly contradicted by the no-more-than-four-from-one-country rule in cases like this season and the Madrid/Zaragoza thing. France, for example, get three CL places; if their 4th place team win the CL, they qualify as CL winners.)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Remind me what happened with Real a few years back when they didn't finish high enough in La Liga but won the CL that same season?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ie, if you don't allow the winners in, what is the actual benefit of team winning it?

??

What is the point of winning anything? Are you actually in sympathy with the idea that it is all about money?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Real Madrid were nominated for the following season's CL by the Spanish FA, Real Zaragoza (who finished 4th in La Liga) went into the UEFA Cup. It's left in the hands of the national FA and the English FA has said it's Everton. I don't know whether the Spanish FA made much of a fuss about getting a 5th place or not.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

OK I was a little ott, Of course there is an honour in winning it, but given there is so much money involved, and always will be, I think you have to allow the winners to benefit from that.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, according to Guardian Football, Zaragoza lost their manager that summer, along with several key players, as they couldn't play in the CL. They were subsequently relegated.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The point about the World Cup holders not participating has slightly different reasoning; the winners were reduced to playing meaningless friendlies in the run-up and (in some cases) asked for the change themselves (France in particular).

Liverpool had their chance to qualify for next year, but that time has passed. Can't the fans just get behind Everton instead? It's the same city no?

Ho ho.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, bloody papists, init.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

They had their chance hampered by actually winning the fucking trophy!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No, their chances were hampered by being the 5th best team in England over the season. Everton were extremely fallible, let's not forget.

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

So you're saying being in the CL had nothing to do with any of Liverpool's results?

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't seem to affect too many of Chelsea's...

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's obviously hard for me to muster any sympathy for Liverpool's cause (just though it might be) because of the way Everton have missed out on European football in the past - not only the post-Heysel UEFA ban (or, more accurately, Thatcher's pre-emptive unilateral withdrawal of English clubs) but also (there's a list coming here...)

[1] the FA forgetting their promise that, upon the lifting of the ban, a UEFA cup spot would be reserved for the club that missed the most European football during the hiatus (EFC: 85-86 EC, 86-87 ECWC, 87-88 EC, 88-89 UEFA, 89-90 UEFA);
[2] missing out when finishing 6th in 95-96 cos UEFA punished the English FA by withdrawing a UEFA Cup spot cos Spurs and Wimbledon fielded weakened sides in the Inter-Toto Cup the previous summer;
[3] missing out in 67-68, 68-69 and 69-70 due to the rule of one-city-one-club in the Inter-City Fairs Cup (we finished behind Liverpool but high enough to qualify otherwise);
[4] being pipped by Blackburn to 6th on the last day in 02-03 (fair enough) but then seeing Southampton (8th, Cup runners-up) and Man City (seventh-best behaved team in the Premiership) qualify behind us.

There, that's out of my system.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You cant change the rules as you go. If the European clubs and UEFA wants a change surely it must be changed before a new CL season. Anything else is unfair.

This has nothing to do with me being a Everton supporter beginning last night.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome aboard, Lovelace! You won't enjoy it!

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Fantastic watching it with Stevie and Chris. :)

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why it didn't affect Chelsea's results.....hmmm!

Fact is this is as big a chance relatively for Liverpool as it would be for Skonto Riga or whoever to get into the first round.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

A hangover has never felt so sweet.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know why you want to be in the Champions League next season. Quit while you're ahead!

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you get that text message, JtN? I'm serious - I'm getting you the DVD (though not some shoddy rush-release club-shop off-the-telly number). It will be cathartic for me.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why it didn't affect Chelsea's results.....hmmm!

Because they're a better team? Or are you implying that Roman's fortune prevents Chelsea players from getting tired?

Liverpool's league position is the worst of any Champions League winner ever. In fact it's the worst of any Champions League semi-finalist ever. All those teams throughout the years managed to play lots of games without finishing 5th in their respective leagues.

All credit to Liverpool for a sensational victory but everyone knew the rules long ago and I don't see why it's UEFA's job to attempt to keep Gerrard at Liverpool.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Because they've fucking 3 times the squad!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

And a bad league position doesn't matter, their league position IS related to their CL performance aswell. It has to be with such a small squad. They weren't good enough to finish in the top 5 of the league AND win the Champions League, but clearly winning the CL is fucking harder than finishing 4th in the Premiership, they've had to win far harder games and anyone who says otherwise can't have actually seen the matches!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool players assigned squad numbers and currently at club: 36.
Chelsea players assigned squad numbers and currently at club: 30.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you know what I mean.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerry, wasn't Real Madrid's 5th-place-finish-plus-Champs-League-win a few years ago discussed upthread?

I have some sympathy with Ronan's position that being allowed to defend a title is natural justice, but that doesn't stand up to a great deal of interrogation. We just grew up thinking that that was the way of things.

I have rather less sympathy, as some might expect, with his "we're a (relatively) small club" line. The most recent results a cursory google threw up showed LFC as the eighth richest club in the world, and they have been ranked as the fifth richest within the last four or five years. Obviously we're used to the "we're only a small club, we've limited resources" card being played, but Liverpool have lashed out untold millions on players in recent memory. That those millions have (until recently, apparently) been ill-spent is hardly a solid ground for special pleading.

Well done to all my LFC-supporting chums today though.

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean they have better players and more money, yes?

(Everton squad size: 19, btw).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Count 'em. They've an entire team less than Liverpool or Man U in their senior squad. Quality wise it's far superior, of course - but that's my point. They played as many games as Liverpool did, won the league at a trot and only lost out in the Champs League semi with a dodgy goal.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(My comment was to Ronan, obv.)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I look forward to the DVD, Mike - especially as my memory of any of the events after Xabi's penalty is a little hazy. I did try to text you post-match to console you, but your phone was strangely reluctant to accept msgs!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerry, wasn't Real Madrid's 5th-place-finish-plus-Champs-League-win a few years ago discussed upthread?

Yes, and it was pointed out that the Spanish FA put Real in at someone else's expense. The English FA has already stated that they wouldn't do this.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Chelsea haven't necessarily spent wisely!

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

are people seriously suggesting the removal of a champion from a smaller country to make way for liverpool? wouldnt want those little clubs upsetting the bank balanceapplecart would we?

why not go the whole hog and start the european league up now, that could keep those pesky little clubs out, ensuring year in year out qualification. perhaps a minimum size of club could be the opening criteria

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually, EFC's squad is 25-strong - my mistake).

JtN: that would be because I stuffed my phone down the lav in screaming rage. Only jokin'.

This proposed DVD is probably worth having just for the frame-by-frame of Dudek's double save from Shevchenko. It defies belief.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe that on the day after one of the most amazing sporting drama in many a year, some Liverpool fans are moaning!

This takes the biscuit as most blood boiling comment ever:

ie, if you don't allow the winners in, what is the actual benefit of team winning it? the CL is about money.

As others have said - glory perhaps? Sporting immortality? Never having to buy a drink in Liverpool again?

The simple fact here is that there are two ways to resolve this. The FA can admit them, and change the rules that relate to 20 teams. Of UEFA can be browbeaten into changing the rules that affect over 1000 teams.

The FA are now saying that the latter should happen - naturally. David Davies was on the radio saying how they expected 'big names' to support their call for UEFA to change. That'll be the big countries who'd think this is better than, as G says, Skonto Riga or Alania Vladikavkhaz.

But as Onimo says, what's being proposed here is that a team who've worked hard be kicked out of the competition

My solution here would be:

Ask all first round entrants into the Competition who would be prepared to forego automatic entry to the first qualifying stage (you know, the likes of Glentoran, Afan Lido or whoever) and play Liverpool over two legs.

If none want to, then fair dos. If more than one wants to, lots are drawn. The winners of that play off then proceed through the 3 qualifying rounds and thence the Group Stage.

Dr C. - does your animosity to William Galliard doubtless have anything to do with his stinging attack of Mourinho does it? It's so _easy_ to call them spineless; I think it rather takes more spine to stand up for the integrity of the ruels as they are - agreed by all countries - than bend to the whim of the hysterical mob of the English media, who once again, show their attitude to the rest of Europe, particularly smaller countries, to be one of 'fuck 'em. Never heard of them anyway'.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, I think you are avoiding the most pressing issue here. Here is your route map:

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/images4/tour05.gif

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerry: so what criteria were you using for yr "Liverpool did the worst ever" claim?

JtN OTM.

Gareth: not club size, or that'll exclude plucky wee Liverpool forever!

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes, not often, but sometimes, i forget that football is about money.

grubby isnt it?

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My mum's family used to live just off Utting Avenue. I hope the ghost of her old man is still there, ready to chuck a few spuds at Xabi Alonso.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave B you are otm as ever. Now get your clothes off sunshine.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Gerry: so what criteria were you using for yr "Liverpool did the worst ever" claim?
Their league position coupled with finishing 37 points behind the league winners.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah! Fair enough!

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I hereby reserve the right to streak through Scouseland at a time and date of my own choosing.

Signed: Dave

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

bit early with the 08 city of "culture" logos aren't they?

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine Aston Villa playing in every European Cup forever

I think the commentator mentioned Peter Withe last night, but I didn't catch why.

Of course, it was a proper European Cup back then.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

aww bless! From the BBC:

Parry also revealed that Gerrard woke up with the European Cup in his bed.

"The cup ended up in Steven Gerrard's bed last night, he wouldn't let go of it!"

Team-mate Vladimir Smicer added: "The cup ended up with Stevie G in his room. His girlfriend wasn't here, so he had the cup in his bed instead."

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

stevie g is funny, he's a bit like mourinho, the way he always says i instead of we

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

TNS offer a way in for liverpool?! http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_of_wales/4582621.stm

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

dave b's suggestion travelled fast! it is a solution with a lot of merit, and certainly should leave everyone happy (would be so funny if liverpool lost though)

perhaps the scheme could be extended, and all the teams from the minor leagues could offer 2 leg playoffs against large european clubs that couldnt manage qualification by the book?

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

which should then ensure that no club need worry about missing out on qualification again

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

GERRARD'S CUP RUNNETH OVER

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't the obvious team for liverpool to play everton?

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

**Dr C. - does your animosity to William Galliard doubtless have anything to do with his stinging attack of Mourinho does it? It's so _easy_ to call them spineless; I think it rather takes more spine to stand up for the integrity of the ruels as they are - agreed by all countries - than bend to the whim of the hysterical mob of the English media, who once again, show their attitude to the rest of Europe, particularly smaller countries, to be one of 'fuck 'em. Never heard of them anyway'. **

No, it has nothing to do with the Mourinho thing. That whole issue was ugly and regreattable and Chelsea/Mourinho were as much to blame as anyone.

What pissed me off about Galliard/UEFA this morning was the refusal to accept that *maybe* the people who are calling for Liverpool to be included have a point and that it is worth discussing to see if there is a way to include them. Pushing it back onto the FA *is* spineless, agreeing to consider the idea isn't.

I ahve no time for anyone who says 'the rules are the rules and that's that'. Rules can be modified if nobody is disadvantaged by doing so, and everyone agrees that the situation post-rule change is better than before. Liverpool have done magnificently in winning the Cup and deserve to defend it.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't the obvious team for liverpool to play everton?

No the point is a minnow with very little chance of getting through the first round anyway gets big money by playing a big club this way.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"And they'll be dancing on the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight..."

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But the same was equally true of the FA; both are playing a game. Both are saying publicly that they won't agree to change the position, ensuring deadlock, and as things stand, Liverpool out.

I'd have thought that UEFA will consider this, but they'll do it on their terms, not because a UK radio interview bounces them into opening the possibility. The moment Galliard says 'we'll look at it', then the smaller associations will be bouncing all over UEFA saying 'how on earth do they propose to do this'. They'll also have the FA scenting victory. First rule of negotiation - never weaken you hand in public, and allow room for moanouvre behind the scenes.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

There would be none of this nonsense if it was just the champions of each country, as God intended.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh what wonderful sardonicism on this thread.

Yeah the winners being in the trophy automatically makes this an issue of keeping the little clubs out. They're already fucking kept out, and if you feel so strongly about this one case then surely you must despise the Champions League and the existing football systems entirely.

But no, best to just make the argument as regards the winners of the CL not being allowed to defend their trophy, and not, in fact, as regards the entire CL being an unfair system/money being essential to success in football shocker.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's sad that the issue over whether Liverpool can defend their title next year has already overshadowed their magnificent performance last night. Was that an amazing match to watch or what?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185481_celwin.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40611000/jpg/_40611725_gerrard_ap300.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185493_crowd.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185489_benitez.jpg

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Dudek really was something last night. These Polish clowns eh?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

To think last night Alan Hansen may have actually jumped out of his chair and done a little dance.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Sky Sports showed Phil Thompson going insane after each goal, banging on the window and stuff.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

> No the point is a minnow with very little chance of getting through
> the first round anyway gets big money by playing a big club this way.

effectively selling their place to liverpool = bad. not that that should surpise me coming from a club with a name like 'Total Network Solutions'

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I despise the existing football systems entirely.

That aside, I don't really follow your argument, Ronan: you seem to be saying that the CL is at root corrupt and that's what it's *for* (at least in part) and that to argue against any perceived corruption in the CL is fruitless. Is that right?

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

CARSMILE - STAY AT THE BAR!!!

(sorry, just remembered that)

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I take it Carsmile went to the bar around the 54min mark and it took him six minutes to get served?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm saying it's one thing Dave B coming out and saying what he has said, but if you are not involved in football and don't support it strongly at a grass roots level and then act as though the excitement of an essentially unfair competition like the CL isn't what actually is drawing you in then I think there's a hypocrisy there.

At the end of the day it's all well and good to talk about football in egalitarian terms but I for one know I watch it for entertainment value, and I supect this is probably heightened for alot of us, more than maybe we admit, by the fact that you have such huge games between clubs which are bigger than the others.

The Liverpool issue is hardly an isolated incident, is what I'm saying, it seems bizarre to suddenly remember, as gareth said, that football at this level has alot to do with money.

People have set up alternative systems to the CL, there are other leagues, is it really just DESPITE the money issues people enjoy the CL? Or is a part of its allure BECAUSE there is so much money centred around so many big clubs, there are huge stadiums, famous players, etc etc etc?

As fake and inauthentic as this all may be compared to the lads down the park rolling in dogshit to score a goal I think it has a weighty attraction, for everyone. I don't like to second guess people so cynically but I can't resist here.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Liverpool should have to earn their place in Europe by all rolling in dogshit.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Even at the very lowest levels, someone goes around flicking the dogshit off the pitch before the game starts. Often it is a game in itself.

I have seen literally several, or maybe even dozens, of games in the Champions' League featuring Real Madrid, the biggest team in Europe, and they have almost all been dead boring.

(Notable exception: the one gainst Man Utd, also the biggest team in Europe.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Was last night boring though?

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Or is a part of its allure BECAUSE there is so much money centred around so many big clubs, there are huge stadiums, famous players, etc etc etc?

Of course it is. Do you think those who watch it for those reasons will sit through ManU, Chelsea, Arsenal, Milan, Juve, Real, Barca, Bayern, etc. and think it's a poorer competition without Liverpool in it?

I'd quite happily trade the £6M or so Celtic made out their last Champs League run to have another of those big shiny trophies on display. Money means a lot to the clubs, trophies mean more to the players and fans - or this particular fan at least. If someone said to me at the start of the season "You win the European Cup but don't get to defend it - take it or leave it" I'd bite their fucking hands off.

"It's already really unfair so just let's make it more unfair to suit my club and my club alone" just doesn't wash.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but there was a plucky £80 million underdog involved.

(I refuse to acknowledge victory by penalty shoot-out though, just as some people refuse to acknoweldge non-church weddings.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

or evolution.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i like it when the champions of one country play the champions of another.

i hope liverpool winge and winge all summer and finally get a place and then get turned over 4-0 by mypa-47

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, if after they shut the doors on the clubs that arent rich enough, perhaps they could outsource the fans to singapore?

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when was the last time you supported a club that isn't rich enough?

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the point about the smallness of the squad was a bit desperate, particularly as Liverpool bought both Morientes and Pelegrino knowing they were cup-tied and could only be used in league games.

I know this issue was raised ages ago, but I had to log out for IT maintenance.

TNS are the prostitues of football. Yeah.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

In the olden days, the European Cup was like international It's A Knockout. That special atmosphere has been lost.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I share the pleasure of many at LFC's win. But amid such instinctive nationwide sunshine, the sour showers of Steady Mike are somehow all the more bracingly admirable.

the blissfox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

well, i dont want this to get into a "my club is smaller than your club" debate;)

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

im glad martian isnt here to call cisse 'french goat'. thats actually even more annoying

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Cisse's hair had an Art Nouveau look about it. That lord of the manor stuff has gone to his head.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hes no dioufy

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that stuff on Cisse's hair was just a Turkish kid gone crazy with a permananet marker, they have happyslapping over there too you know.

You're being very quiet on the Dioufy Legal Aid Fiasco though Gareth.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dioufy" to bring the UEFA cup to Bolton next season?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(I thought I'd fill in the role Martian has failed to fill on this thred today)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://x4.putfile.com/5/14508480239.jpg

AdrianB (AdrianB), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

LFC's triumph last night was, to many of us non-Evertonians, a marvel. In some respects, for certain reasons, there are fewer clubs whose victory here would make me happier.

Now I would like to be Evertonian's Advocate for a moment.

LFC's comeback period was astounding and heroic, but Milan were probably the better side over 120 minutes, and fashioned more real chances. In extra-time LFC were nowhere - it was like watching England. (BTW: early offside wrongly given vs Milan?)

For all the talk of getting into next year's competition, LFC can hardly be confident of repeating the feat in 2005-6. It seems true that they could be knocked out early. It is odd how many seemed keener on that than on winning it this time (on which Boyle was right).

Penalties are the wrong way to settle such a game - so I have often supposed, so I will stick to it now. In a sense, LFC did not win last night's game, any more than United lost on Saturday. And where is the sense in the claim that there is no time for replays... at the end of the season?

the bluefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

'fewer clubs' = 'few clubs'

the bellefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Replays used to be nice.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes - and if we still had them for the FA Cup Final, the replay would be ... tonight!

the bellefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Another thought today: wouldn't it have been good if Newcastle United could have won the UEFA Cup as well, and made it an unlikely English double? (Hardly an impossible dream: they were ahead in the second semi-final.)

the tynefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The imaginary replay is tonight at Villa Park. 7.45 kick-off. (Subsequent programmes may overrun)

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be really looking forward to that. But I want 7.30 kick-offs back as well.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember being really excited about the Champions League a few years ago because it was really hard to win like because you have to end up really high up in the league to get a place and everyone gets extra excited by an English team doing well in England because there were like two teams from there or something and usually by the quarter finals it's just man united left being knocked out by juventus or whatever team zidane plays in.

but this year was kind of strange because when all four teams got to the quarter finals it was like, hey, if they all win, the champions league is basically the FA cup, and no one really cares about the FA cup anymore right?

Team-mate Vladimir Smicer added: "The cup ended up with Stevie G in his room. His girlfriend wasn't here, so he had the cup in his bed instead."

i thought those players kissing the cup was gross enough. but sleeping with them.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that Stevie G kissing the cup was quite beautiful.

the bellefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Replays for European finals seems a bit impractical, The Pinefox. Who would have the money to pay for another trip a week after going to Istanbul?

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm... could they play it at ... Anfield?

the dreamfox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

No! I've got it! Play the replay at GOODISON PARK!

the bluefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I say let'em play until they drop! tennis-style

The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

they should have the replay on a game of pro-evolution soccer 4, on the playstation.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Replays are rubbash, apart from in the FA Cup, bar the final. Replaying finals always bothered me immensely.

Often in the past I suggested that games were decided on points by a panel (possession, shots, fair play all factors plus others), except this would be pretty dull.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

or a golden goal 5-a-side match!!!!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Often in the past I suggested that games were decided on points by a panel (possession, shots, fair play all factors plus others), except this would be pretty dull.

as if mourinho doesn't whinge enough.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That could be an idea, team with highest number of shot on goals. Could bring some late drama at the end of OT, with teams desperately trying to at least get some tons of weak shots on goal...

The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

they should have a diving competition, with scoring for artistic and technical merits like gymnastics.

gerrard can win it for the reds again next year.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe when the result is a draw, the team who committed the least fouls would win? (with weightings for yellow and red cards)

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm like one superb idea a minute at the moment.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you should post some on here ken

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to see a replay after work yesterday and even knowing the result, it was as entertaining a game as I've seen in a while. Drunken Liverpool fans did give it away to those who had had the temerity to resist checking the score which was boorish of them.

The point of the CL is to allow the best teams in Europe to extend their bragging rights so why should Liverpool be included next year if they couldn't even qualify the normal way? A team might qualify one year and then just play their reserves and loan signings all year in league competition and keep their first squad only for CL matches. Unlikely, I admit, but the hard work of doing well in the national league, week after week, shouldn't be discounted just because it's less sexy than winning the CL cup. Especially when done on penalties. Perhaps the FA should just have a Merseyside derby, winner to go to the CL, since UEFA have essentially said that it's up to the FA to choose.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

a replay straight after the drawn match, by the footballer's wives!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

penalty heroin shoot-out!!!!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

keepy-up competition to determine the winner!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken are you sure that bump on the head didn't affect you?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it's made me really good at coming up with brilliant alternatives to penalty shoot-outs!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe they should play the 30 extra time minutes without keepers in goal.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i've got it!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Extra time, champions league final 2005-2006:

http://www.partyworks.co.uk/images/htf.jpg

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Lido's post was funny.

the bellefox, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, very.

lets stop the whingeing, to be honest, I don't care if we're not in it next year, we won, it's ours, *we own the European cup* jesus.

last night was beatiful, tremendous, a sight to behold, and the bitterness and sour grapes from fans of teams not even in the final are just unseemly, Milan fans I can understand not being the happiest but others? jealousy.

Mind you, I had a meeting today with a Milan fan, he shrugged, said it was a fantastic game and congratulated Liverpool. very very refreshing that.

ceebee, Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Instead of watching this, I spent 17 hours on some planes.

Fuck.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I now feel robbed of my first (and probably only) 1000+ post thread. Like AC Milan, a bit. When I think back to how crap Sunday was, I can only be thankful I am not an AC Milan fan, losing a three-goal advantage to a team that can't even beat Burnley.

All this Liverpool should be allowed to compete next year stuff is nonsense. I'm with everyone who said if they wanted the right to win it next year they should have qualified for it.

Just now on the Channel 4 news they just said they were the Champion of Champions. This, more than anything, annoys me. They aren't even champions, but champions of 4th-placed-or-better-depending-where-you-come-from teams doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Obviously I will not complain about the fact that Celtic are in the Champions League qualifiers despite not being champions, but it still seems slightly wrong. Jumpers for goalposts, etc...

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they have earned a place in at least one more champions league qualifying round.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

At whose expense?

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone watching the victory parade on Sky? Looks like 500,000 people have turned up. Never seen ANYTHING like this in my whole life.

The parade is at least 1 hour behind schedule due to the massive crowds.


Go watch Sky News if you have it.

Andy Jay, Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps Liverpool should gain entry to some 'Fifth Placed Teams League' where all the teams who came 5th in their country get to compete in a league in which the cup is awarded to the team that comes 5th.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Channel 4 news was all excited earlier because they had found an Italian bar which was, apparently, the only place in Liverpool that wasn't celebrating. They seem to have forgotten, temporarily, that Everton exist. And, I guess, Tranmere.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

On the itv coverage I saw a few blue shirts drinking and dancing around.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am watching Sky News now. It's like Seville BEFORE the UEFA Cup Final (x 10). Why would anyone be proud of going "I stood in the street and looked at the open-topped bus" like they are suggesting though? Surely it would be better to have missed it because you were still in Istanbul?

I am quite surprised, as was mentioned by someone else, that none of the Liverpool fans on this board, went to Istanbul. Even if I hadn't got a ticket, wild horses wouldn't have kept me away from Seville two years ago.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

On the itv coverage I saw a few blue shirts drinking and dancing around.

Scousers in "any excuse for a pint" shockah!

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I can speak for one of them and say that there was absolutely no way of him getting the time off work, and the finances required for a trip to istanbul would have needed to have been a little heftier than a tri to Seville. I read somewhere that one fan didn't get change out of £1K

Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This purple-suited Sky News is a bit of a cockfarmer.

Also interviewer: "do you think Arsene Wenger will try and make Arsenal more like Liverpool in Europe next season?".

Yes, go three-nil down again a team with world-class defenders and one of the best strikers in the world. That's the good tactics that they should all be aiming for.

(xpost, didn't know you knew Ronan's financial situation that well, haw haw haw)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"This purple-suited Sky News interviewee is a bit of a cockfarmer", that should be.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

also suited = shirted. I R a cockfarmer also.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(oh, he writes for the Express. 'Nuff said)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ailsa, why are you being so bitter about all this?

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not being bitter! Well not intentionally. I'm being what I think is reasonable. Which is probably bitter, I don't know.

(probably jealousy)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ok thanks, I think what I tried to say in my post of earlier just as I was leaving work was:

FOR FUCKS SAKE EVERYONE, STOP HARSHING MY FUCKING BUZZ, CHRIST, WE'RE THE KINGS OF EUROPE, AND EITHER LOVE IT OR LIVE WITH IT, IT AIN'T GOING AWAY FOR A YEAR

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I just read over my comments recently and I do come across like I'm trying to rain on the Liverpool parade. Partly I think it's because no-one else is disrupting my thoughts with other views (worst excuse ever) but mostly because, although I really enjoyed last night as a match, I'm getting a bit pissed off with the media's assumption that I'm therefore wanting Liverpool to break the already-established rules and take over the world and see Steven Gerrard canonised and accept that a cup run makes them somehow better than teams who have won their domestic leagues due to a consistent run all season.

(also, you're prone to a bit of grumpy curmudgeonliness sometimes yourself, are you not?)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

er, crosspost. No more buzz harshing. For now.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

{whisper}*pssst, has he gone yet?* {/whisper}

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

FWIW if I was a Liverpool fan who hadn't gone to Istanbul I would definitely be on the streets of Liverpool gawping at an open-topped bus. It just doesn't get better than last night. I know how I felt six years ago when United did it. At the time I was teaching in Italy - I didn't have the money to get to Barcelona, never mind get a black market ticket, and if I'd gone I would have lost my job. So I watched the biggest game of my life with a couple of Italian friends and a handful of English women who didn't care about football, in a bar full of Juventus and Inter fans who desperately wanted to see United lose. When Solksjaer's goal went in I just completely lost it, jumped up on the table and roared like some kind of demented animal for about a minute while nobody else in the whole bar celebrated at all. The following evening I sat behind in an empty school after lessons watching Sky News coverage of, yep, an open-topped bus crawling through the streets of Manchester.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

if I'd gone I would have lost my job
nail on the head there mate, that an money for Istanbul, just that for a trip to Liverpool today, well, that and the fact that I barely managed to get into work due to the enormo-hangover which I still seem to have.

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel your hangover

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

We wouldn't have even got an open-topped bus had we won the UEFA Cup, Glasgow being the horrible place that it is.

I'm not meaning to be as smug as I sound about going to Seville, but I had an increasingly intolerant husband ("what do you mean you're going to Seville, on your own, taking unpaid leave, without a match ticket" etc - before roping in family, friends and somehow getting a ticket, the unpaid leave was still unavoidable), and I wasn't not going. I'm not claiming any superiority for it though.

Also I wasn't criticising Liverpudlians for gawping at an open-topped bus, I would do the same, I was criticising the Sky News reporter who was going on about how it was the kind of thing you would tell your grandchildren about. To which your grandchild would say "yeah, so did everyone else's grandparents. Even the Evertonian ones".

I had the same reaction to Man Utd's victory in 1999. Got stupidly pleased at seeing an unexpected victory snatched from the jaws of defeat (note: I did not have this feeling for Motherwell or Rangers last Sunday), then despaired at the "this is the best thing EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!" commentary that followed like everyone was suddenly converted to supporting them just because they wished them well for one match (incidentally I watched that one alone in my bed in my pyjamas with a bottle of vodka with no-one to even talk to - I still went slightly menkoist at the end)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, ignore pathetic plea for sympathy, I was trying to empathise with Teh HoBB about no-one caring about the result when you want someone to go "YEESSSSSSSS!!!!" with you.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Just try watching the greatest comeback in the history of professional baseball at 4:30am in Brixton.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Teh HoBB

What a great story. When I still cared about American football, I stayed up 'til the wee hours in Milan watching the 49ers vs. the Bengals in Superbowl XVI and afterwards had absolutely no-one to share my glee with.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer, Sox?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What else? Today's NY Times has a story about the game, where the writer compares this with what Boston did last year - a "plucky" yet handsomely paid team down 3-0 against a holier-than-thou squad owned by a sneering oligarch, coming back against seemingly impossible odds. He went on to describe the CL as a " marathon money-dance", a "money-grubbing midweek tournament that begins in late summer and wears the best players of the world down to a nub by the end of May."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems to be a recurring theme in my life. Despite all the stereotypes there are very few United fans in London (and none in Italy).

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Try watching *anything* sporting in the vicinity of my husband...I am a total people-who-don't-give-a-shit magnet for all major sporting events. Hence me posting to ILE all last night during the game.

(xpost - most of the best players in the world weren't in the last couple of rounds of the Champions League)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Every time I see Dudek's double save it gets better and better and better. It seemed 99% impossible to stop Shevchenko from that range. Does everyone agree that that was the greatest save in the history of the game as far as we are aware? Sorry Gordon Banks but it's all over.

Venga (Venga), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Seaman's Mr Tickle against Sheffield United just shades it.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

but this was a DOUBLE save

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim Montomery may shade it too, but for sheer "I don't know how he did it" the Dudek Double (tm) wins (thing is, I'm not sure he does either, which may mark it down a bit).

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

David Marshall v Barcelona at the Nou Camp last season wins. He didn't even have the benefit of experience and got flung in against the likes of Ronaldhino. And defied gravity and all odds etc.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Though, thinking about it, surely Roy Carroll's save from Mendes against Spurs in January is the best ever.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Dudek's save is already gathering mythical momentum. I can't think of anything in my lifetime that compares, really. 117th minute of the most prestigious match in European club football, scores tied. The Banks stop was a WC group match which was ultimately lost anyway. The Seaman save spared Arsenal extra-time vs Sheff Utd but they'd have very likely won that semi eventually.

If you want to be picky you could say it was jammy in the sense that Shev hit the ball right at Dudek's arm - he was merely an obstruction that the striker managed to hit. No great athleticism involved. Good save from that free-kick at 0-3 too.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dudek also wins for being the save that won it - several Milan players seem to pinpoint the save as the moment when they felt fate was against them; with 90 to go, such thoughts are pointless, but with a shoot-out beckoning, they make all the difference. Shevchenko's penalty looks half-hearted the more I see it, as if he knew it wasn't going to be. When you're about to take a vitalo penalty, that's the attitude that makes it not be.

xpost - Mike OTM - it was more a miss by Shevchenko than a save by Dudek. It's symbolic value was much more than it's intrinsic 'quality' value.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

But, interestingly, the look on Shavchenko's face is one of hopeless bewilderment. "How the fuck did I miss those two?"

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave B - since the Glazer thing kicked off I've seen your name cropping up in newspapers and websites all over the place (for Supporters Direct). As a minor celebrity, should the media be alerted to your immminent Merseyside streak?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it is in the interests of my new client, Mr Boyle, to follow through on his pledge. The subsequent opportunities would be too lucrative to pass up.

Max Clifford (blueski), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Come anticipate Dave B streaking through the streets of Liverpool with me....

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Clifford, you're sacked. You're only thinking of your own media profile, and not my interests.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Sky showed a montage over In My Life last night. Nice idea, but they added spoken word parts to top and tail it for some reason.

In other news, Luis Garcia seems to be developing a Scouse accent.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 27 May 2005 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nigel Spink made literally hundreds of saves like that aginst Bayern Munich.

I saw on the news yesterday that a lot of people had dressed their dogs up as Liverpool supporters. This is wrong. Dogs are Everton supporters. You can see it in their faces.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 27 May 2005 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

That's why they can't look up then.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

For once we don't have to.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Pam was very impressed with the magnanimous nature of the Lord Mayor Of Liverpool, who is an Evertonian, and thought it was an a example I could follow. He's the Lord Mayor! What's he gonna say?

Sorry to be a buzz-harsher on this thread, but it's just the ol' hatred, not jealousy. Great scenes in the city an' all that. It's done now, I'm sick at the result, but you may as well have a big party. It's not like I was willing the bus to turn over on Scottie Road or anything. Did they let Kewell collect the fares?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Kewell couldn't get upstairs with his gammy leg so they all travelled for free.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

then despaired at the "this is the best thing EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!" commentary that followed like everyone was suddenly converted to supporting them just because they wished them well for one match

Modern Life Is Rubbish

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was the best thing ever in history. At least just for that one night.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Something better will probably happen tonight - imagine the disappoitntment if it doesn't!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The Chelsea Flower Show!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Flower Show ever! With best flowers ever! Look at the stamen on that!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a bloke swimming in them last night, in full frogman regalia.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Here comes the bus!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/20758775@N00/15915655/

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 27 May 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"is this bus going to Speke?"

koogs (koogs), Friday, 27 May 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's an inarticulated lorry.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 27 May 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I'd said that

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 27 May 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You will, James, you will.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 27 May 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

James MacNeil Whistler, Everton Supporter. Has an odd ring to it, doesn't it?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

In the vaguely spooky front (from a letter posted at football365):

...In 1981...
Prince Charles got married
Ken and Deirdre got married (Coronation Street)
There was a new Doctor Who
Liverpool finished fifth in the League
Liverpool won 17 league games
Norwich were relegated
Crystal Palace were relegated
Liverpool won the European Cup
There was a new Pope

In 2005...
Prince Charles got married
Ken and Deirdre got married (Coronation Street)
There was a new Doctor Who
Liverpool finished fifth in the League
Liverpool won 17 league games
Norwich were relegated
Crystal Palace were relegated
Liverpool won the European Cup
There was a new Pope

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm surprised that not more goalkeepers do the MONKEY MAN thing during penalties, it clearly works - when van nistelrooy sky-ed that penalty against arsenal the keeper did exactly the same. (after which of course keown did a whole different kind of Monkey Man thing altogether)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, that was on the BBC Sport website yesterday.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How 'legal' were Dudek's '1 2 steps' in front of the goal line then?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Also:

1978 & 2005 COINCIDENCES
The Pope dies
The Welsh rugby team wins the Grand Slam title
The league winners (1978 Nottingham Forest, 2005 Chelsea) beat Liverpool in the League Cup final
Liverpool are crowned champions of Europe

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, that was on the BBC Sport website yesterday.

I figured it had gotten around.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

1981 & 2005: about 40% of the music in the pop charts sounds like it was made in 1981.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the original spookiness was centred around 1978. "In 1981 there was a new Pope"? Er, newish. "In 1979 Elvis was still dead."

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I could never have afforded to go to the match, fwiw. Anyone I know in Ireland who looked into it found they had to book package holidays and stuff in order to get over there. Also I only finished my thesis today. My local pub was the most insane I've ever seen it, busier than Christmas Eve, people going ballistic, it was as good as I could have hoped for, singing after the game and all that. just amazing. I'll never forget it.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 27 May 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/jim/Liverpool_08small.jpg

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

outstanding

Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that going to be the design for your tattoo, Chris?

I liked the story of the fan (a part-time player for Burscough) who managed to get on the pitch in Istanbul, grabbed a spare tracksuit top from the Liverpool dugout and managed to get himself in all the official celebratory photos with the trophy.

Sorry to drag up this theme again, but does anyone know why the FA made their decision regarding the four CL qualifiers so early? I presume the Spanish FA waited until after the CL final in the Zaragoza/Madrid case.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 28 May 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

to show how flexible they can be, when they change their mind?

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 28 May 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably because they wanted it to be seen that their decision was based on theory, rather than a particular situation, even though we knew what the likely scenario would be

Vicky (Vicky), Saturday, 28 May 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris was thinking more like this, small and tasteful....

http://www.superiorlabels.com/images/ColorClipart/Birds/Liver_Bird/tbird_bg1.jpg

I want to be there to laugh at his pain when he has it done.

Vicky (Vicky), Saturday, 28 May 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

im backing skonto riga

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 28 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry to drag up this theme again, but does anyone know why the FA made their decision regarding the four CL qualifiers so early?

I presume it was because they thought: "Here's an opportunity to look decisive, as there's no chance Liverpool will actually win the thing and make our decision come back to haunt us".

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 28 May 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

cf Boyler, of course.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 May 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Vicky and Alba have located the truth of the matter between them.

Like the tattoo design - makes Chris look like a Nerys Hughes obsessive.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 28 May 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to pop into this thread to say that I HATE EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS FUCKING MATCH.
My housemate wouldn't let me watch Desperate Housewives tonight because of it :(

That is all.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), May 25th, 2005 11:05 PM. (The Lex) (later)

Not that I imagine for a second that The Lex will be popping his head back round the door of this thread, but Channel 4 just said they are repeating that episode of Desperate Housewives on Tuesday this week for all the people who missed it because of the football. People power!

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 28 May 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked the story of the fan (a part-time player for Burscough) who managed to get on the pitch in Istanbul, grabbed a spare tracksuit top from the Liverpool dugout and managed to get himself in all the official celebratory photos with the trophy.

I WAS WONDERING WHO THAT GUY WAS! IT'S LIKE KARL 'FATNECK' HOWMAN OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS ALL OVER AGAIN!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, I saw him and thought he was some fringe player or something I didn't recognise and then promptly forgot about him.

Karl Power was the professional prankster Man Utd/England cricket team dude (Karl Howman is Jacko off Brushstrokes/Flash advert dude)

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well he's got a fatneck an' all.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

As opposed to a brass one?

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just read this entire thread from start to finish. Good work, ILE!

If I was a Liverpool fan I'd be perfectly happy not to play next year. Learn the lesson of Cantona! Go out at the top! Maintain the high ground! Concentrate on qualifying properly for 2006-07 rather than stretching your resources to the extent that Charlton Athetic* boosted by some ridiculous wunderkid get in ahead of you.

Yes, maybe Liverpool should be able to defend their trophy. Still, its not like Jerzy Dudek the player above all others who made it happen, will be able to, is it?

*Hey, if it can happen to Everton...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Now looks like Fenerbahce, the CHAMPIONS of their country will be moved aside to make way for England's glorious 5th placers.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 29 May 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

That's shit. Someone else will have to drop out as well, won't they, as Fenerbahce are getting knocked down to the qualifiers, meaning that there's one less space in there now. Why Fenerbahce anyway? Are Turkey the worst co-efficient country or is it just a kick in the teeth - thank you for hosting the best final ever, now allow us to shit on you from a great height in return.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 29 May 2005 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

They must have the lowest coefficient of the nations with automatic places.

Yes, some other team will now need to play an extra qualifier, which means another team gets dropped out of the first round of qualifiers altogether. Some people would say that doesn't matter as they wouldn't have qualified anyway. Some people would be wrong.
Also, 2 other teams will now theoretically have more difficult qualifiers with better teams having to drop back a round.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 29 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, we're going to get Fenerbahce now aren't we?

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

We have to get through a round with a manager who's never won a European game before we even think about getting Fenerbahce, though if we do get through we won't get them as we'll be seeded, I think.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What was MON's European record like again before he came to Celtic?

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

football sucks

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

still, the turks, not really european are they? they dont really matter too much i guess, lets fuck em over. im sure they'll understand, i mean, you would, wouldnt you, if it was your team that had your place taken away again after a magnanamous change of heart by those cheeky uefa chappies? oh well, at least nicky anelka must be happy with his move now

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Played 2 lost 2 vs Athletico Madrid, I think.
xpost

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 29 May 2005 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the most sensible thing I have read about LFC's victory: http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1494903,00.html

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 29 May 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That's sure to help anglo-turk footballing relationships.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 29 May 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The concept of anyone working for the Observer writing anything sensible about football is one that eludes me (xpost)

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Sunday, 29 May 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't seen or heard anyone suggesting that the competition is easier to win now, or worth less. This looks very like a straw man argument to me.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 29 May 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he is right about the amazingly snarky carping that greeted LFC's win. Much of it on this thread!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 29 May 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The carping is as a direct result of the ballyhoo, bombast and hyperbole that greeted the win. Plus a lot of people don't much like Liverpool FC and their supporters.

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Sunday, 29 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was over the moon about Liverpool winning but I'm afraid this qualification thing for next year has soured my emotions quite a bit.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 29 May 2005 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

you do realise that if Liverpool were to be put into the qualifying group we'd be playing a qualifier and then 48 hours later ne playing the super cup? This contravenes UEFA regulations.

yes, loads of snarky carping on this thread - very disappointing

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 29 May 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously much of the 'carping' is from me, but i cannot get my head round the idea of going to the champion of a 'lesser' country (you know, those that dont buckets of money), and saying "sorry dudes, you know that champions league place we promised you, for being champion of your country, could we have it back now, we'd like to give it to one of our fat mates"

talk about a boys club, and if thats carping, then fuck it, i'll carp!

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 29 May 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(at no point have i criticised liverpool for THIS seasons win, as far as im concerned they beat the competition and won the thing, and thats fine. no nostalgia for different ways, or saying they're only 5th or whatever. they won it, but taking someone elses place to give it is just wrong. and if a british clubs place was being taken away to give to real madrid in a similar scenario, i wonder who'd be agreeing with it then)

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 29 May 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I generally agree with the Observer piece.

I think it would be 'fairer' to boot Everton out than Fenerbahce, though I still blame the FA are to blame for not stating that in the event of an English club winning the CL without automatically qualifying for next season's already they would take the place of the fourth team. If not replacing Everton with Liverpool (and compensating Everton sufficiently in the process) the FA should have to compensate them somehow - giving them an automatic place in the 06/07 CL probably wouldn't work (as I'll ran fully clothed through the streets of Liverpool if they don't finish top 4 next season anyway), and financial compensation alone wouldn't really satisfy the fans. What a ridiculous mess.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Sunday, 29 May 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps the TNS proposal is still the best solution so far, though I don't know what the majority of their fans think of the idea of playing Liverpool for a place in the qualifiers that they had already secured by winning the WNL.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Sunday, 29 May 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth, it's not that that's getting to me.

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 29 May 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, there has been snarkiness, here and elsewhere, but that wasn't my point. That article was attacking reasoning no one was using, and that's what made it a straw man approach.

There will always be snarkiness - we've seen any amount directed at Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea over recent years. I'm kind of neutral as far as the big teams are concerned, so it was no problem getting 100% behind Liverpool from the moment they beat Chelsea, and I was absolutely fucking thrilled at the victory.

Chris, Stevie: were you two 100% behind Man U at the same time in 1999?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 29 May 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

not at all, but neither have I said I disliked all manyoo fans, and definitely not arsenal fans. and I have to say that If I were to follow a team in Scoytland it would be Celtic, and not just because Vic supports them.

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 29 May 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I've seen that reasoning used Martin, I saw it after Porto won last year, a devalued competition apparently. Don't think I've seen it this week though.

According to something else in the Observer, Fenerbache are getting the 16th automatic group stage spot (that L'Pool would have got if they'd come 4th and won) and Liverpool are being accomodated at the qualifying stage.

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 29 May 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, is this right - If a team from a country with less than 4 qualifying places had won the CL and finished in its league outside that placing, it would have been given a slot automatically and that country would have had one extra place. Would that extra place have been at anyone's expense?

i.e. is the potential shafting of FC Minnow's participation already a precedent within the CL rules?

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 29 May 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have changed my mind; according to this, there's a place reserved for them already; the issue is the rule limiting the number of places from any one country to 4.

However, as that list shows, they effectviely treat the holders as qualifying from Europe, not from any national association. Fenerbache onyl became next in line because Liverpool won - had Milan won, they'd be qualifying. As a result, they never had it, as of right, and thus Liverpool would be taking a place that is already reserved for them.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 29 May 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

People of the US, is the game being rebroadcast anytime soon? Usually I don't like to watch a match after I know the outcome but I've been known to make an exception.

Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 29 May 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there'd be less carping about the current format of the Champions' League if they just dropped the word "Champions". Perhaps we could get Ken C to come up with an alternative name.

It's clearly a tougher tournament to win than the old European Champion Clubs' Cup, impossible to ride one's luck with regard to the draw throughout. Perhaps the success of Porto and Liverpool demonstrate that, by disposing of the 2nd group stage and only allowing seeding in the last sixteen based on group stage performance, UEFA have now got a decent balance between maximising TV revenue through as many high-profile round-robin matches as possible and a proper knockout cup with a dash of unpredictability.

I've been blathering on for weeks about that 16th place reserved exclusively in the group stage for the reigning champs, but somehow along the way I seem to have allowed myself to become convinced that giving a 5th spot to England means someone else missing out (just cos that what everyone seems to have assumed). It doesn't. No one is actually going to be deprived of a place in the CL by the inclusion of Liverpool in 05-06. In fact, normally, there's an extra place in the comp available because the reigning champs would've qualified through their national allocation. This season Fenerbahce were promoted to the group stage because Porto's victory in 03-04 meant that the group stage place allocated to Portugal wasn't used. In turn, the champs from Serbia & Montenegro (the team that used to be Red Star; they beat PSV at home but got thumped 5-0 in the return) got bumped up to occupy Fenerbahce's Qr3 place and so on*. It's just the pesky no-more-than-four-clubs rule that's standing in the way here.

(* - this may not be true because, upon closer inspection, there actually only appears to have been 73 clubs in this year's comp.)

The boring details Dave B, I and others have previously linked to are posted below. What am I missing?

There are 74 entrants to the 05/06 CL:
24 go into Qr1 (champions of nations ranked 26-42 and 44-50; plucky Liechstenstein, ranked 43, only have a Cup competition)
28 go into Qr2 (runners-up from nations 10-15, champions from nations 16-25, 12 winners from Qr1)
32 go into Qr3 (4th-placed from nations 1-3, 3rd-placed from nations 1-6, runners-up from nations 7-9, champions from 10-15, 14 winners from Qr2)
32 go into GS (runners-up from nations 1-6, champions from nations 1-9, 04/05 CL winners, 16 winners from Qr3).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

So Merseyside derby for next year's final, then?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 29 May 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

haha imagine!

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 May 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

after last week anything's possible. I am still reliving it enthusiastically with every football liking friend I meet. I don't think I'll ever forget the site of one of my friends, a big guy, with tears in his eyes talking about "15 years of them being so so terrible!" etc

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 May 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, is this right - If a team from a country with less than 4 qualifying places had won the CL and finished in its league outside that placing, it would have been given a slot automatically and that country would have had one extra place.

Not automatically, but as the Competition Rules, Article 1, para 1.03 states, they may be entered as an additional representative of that country at the request of their national FA. Hard to imagine the national FA in that instance not making the request unless they thought "Jesus, that was a fluke - we're not entering you again as your early exit will surely bring our coefficient down meaning we'll be further away from really having 4 clubs in the CL."

Would that extra place have been at anyone's expense?

By my reading of the qualification criteria, no.

If UEFA really won't budge on this and Liverpool are to have some kind of unofficial money-spinning playoff, make it against Real Zaragoza.

I fully expect Liverpool to get more than 58pts in the Premiership next season (59, maybe) but lack-of-CL action isn't necessarily going to relieve the strain on the squad (which presumably won't be strengthened by CL glory-chasing players). I think we can expect them to progress in the UEFA (which now has a superfluous league stage of its own, of course), there's the August trip for the Super Cup and a week in Japan in December for the FIFA Club World Championship. Oh, and Benitez is off to Real Madrid cos he wants to work with Tommy Gravesen. (Is that enough carping for ya?)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

If and when Fenerbahce drop down, which team right at the bottom has to make way for them?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Because its all very well boo-hooing over plucky Fenerbahce but they're still likely to get through their qualifying stage fairly easily aren't they?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that I imagine for a second that The Lex will be popping his head back round the door of this thread, but Channel 4 just said they are repeating that episode of Desperate Housewives on Tuesday this week for all the people who missed it because of the football. People power!

Excellent news! Mike just pointed this out to me on the tennis thread.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

They don't; as things stand, Fener are due to play in the qualifying stage anyway; only Liverpool's victory raised the possibility that, like last year, they get a pass into the group stage by virtue of the place freed up by the Champeens.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Aren't Fenerbache, like, as big a club as Everton anyway?

What Matt said, about whoever actually drops out.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If and when Fenerbahce drop down, which team right at the bottom has to make way for them?

Apparently no one. If I'm reading the rules right what normally happens is everyone gets bumped up a round cos the defending champs are already qualified via their league placing. Now you'd think that meant an odd number of clubs but last season there were 72 entrants (not 73 as another web site stated). So, go figure. It's late and I'm tired but I don't see why giving Liverpool that spot reserved for the CL winners displaces anyone from the competition (it just transgresses a separate rule about max number of entrants from one nation).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course one club's going to miss out! Liverpool being there's room for one less team in the group stages to accommodate Fenerbahce. Or, alternatively, the same number of teams and one less team actually qualifying. I'm not especially bothered whether they were originally meant to be in there, just interested to see who it is that misses out.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What I mean is, which is the team knocking on the door of the Champions League waiting for Fenerbahce to go straight into the group stages to claim their place?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What I mean is, which is the team knocking on the door of the Champions League waiting for Fenerbahce to go straight into the group stages to claim their place?

I would guess the champions of Andorra, seeing as they're ranked 51 and are currently earmarked for the Qr1 of the UEFA. Which means there'd would be a spare spot in the UEFA and under the comp rules nations who would normally get a total of four European spots (both CL and UEFA) get first dibs on spare places - that's nations ranked 10-21. Which I guess means the team that finishes 4th in the Turkish league are ultimately the ones to 'miss out' on a UEFA Qr1 place if Liverpool are allowed in.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No-one will be out of the Champeens League. The issue (if you look at that link I posted) if Liverpool weren't in would seem to be whether the Turkish runners-up - due to start in the 2nd qualifying round - go in the 3rd qualifying round in place of Fenerbache, or whether that place goes to the Champions of Poland, currently down to start in the 2nd qualifying round. So, that's a fight between Trabzonspor and Wisla Krakow (who won every single match in the league last year, fact fans).

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps we can give whoever misses out on the UEFA cup as a result of this a place in the 1st round of the FA Cup instead?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Channel 4 just said they are repeating that episode of Desperate Housewives on Tuesday this week for all the people who missed it because of the football. People power!

Rule of the mob more like. You realise this means that Channel 4 have bumped a documentary about Turkish tapestry that I'd been looking forward to for ages?

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Andorran champs: Matecosa UE Sant Julià.
Turkish 4th-placed team: Besiktas, but they're probably already in the UEFA cos both Turkish Cup finalists finished in the top three, so it's 5th-placed Gençlerbirligi.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 29 May 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

On an unrelated note - as this is the football thread du jour, congrats to the joint winners of the UEFA golden shoe award. Well doen Thierry Henry and after his brace tonight, Diego Forlan, the top scorer in La Liga.

Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 29 May 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Smith's never going to score a hat trick at the Nou Camp, is he?

Sir Alex Ferguson (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 May 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Simple alternative to upgrading the Andorran champs, of course - just give one of the 17 teams in CL Qr1 a bye.

The problem with this no-more-than-four-teams rule is that it doesn't really have any moral force (no minnow is going to miss out, as we've established) but it does have precedent (Zaragoza). To be honest, part of the reason I've been fearing this Liverpool Cup run ever since they scored away vs Leverkusen is that I assumed the FA would copy the Spanish example and simply select top three + CL winners. I was kinda surprised when the FA plumped for Everton (but, as Vicky pointed out above, it was the only decision they could've made at the time they made it and it was the only time they could've made it).

I just don't understand all this we're-scratching-our-heads-maybe-we-can-work-something-out. Get rid of the 4-teams-max rule and let L'pool into the group stage in the place reserved for title holders. Or don't get rid of it and insist L'pool play in the UEFA. Anything else (whatever clever compromise they're cooking up) will surely be even more of a fudge.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 30 May 2005 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Diego Forlan, the top scorer in La Liga.

The best league in the world, ladies and gentlemen...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 30 May 2005 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SteveM...I think it still is the best League in the world. Forlan is a top class striker whose style of play is better suited to Spanish football than the more physical Premiership.

Still, though, not been a good couple of weeks for Slur Alex has it? Roffle roffle roffle.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Get rid of the 4-teams-max rule and let L'pool into the group stage in the place reserved for title holders. Or don't get rid of it and insist L'pool play in the UEFA. Anything else (whatever clever compromise they're cooking up) will surely be even more of a fudge.

don't need to do this - Liverpool will be in as Uefa's Champions and therefore won't be in as part of the English delegation. faffy but effective, and thereby sets the rule for should it ever happen again

ceebee, Monday, 30 May 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Serious question, Jerry and Cabbage, why are you getting upset at people carping on this thread? No-one is flinging random and unreasoned arguments anywhere, everyone has been able to justify any comments they have made that could be perceived as being anti-Liverpool, and you've both been football fans long enough to know that not everyone is going to suddenly drop ties and allegiances and rediscover their inner Liverpudlian just because they won something.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure that's a solution cos every time there's a CL champion who would otherwise have qualified via their league placing, yes, they're in the group stage as UEFA's Champions but it also counts as one of their national places. If it didn't Portugal would've gained an extra place in 04/05.

If they word it carefully it could work though - "exceptional circumstances", "in the gift of UEFA", blah blah blah. Zaragoza will be wondering where that rule was in 2000 though.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 30 May 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a few key points Ailsa which to be honest I can't even be arsed to go into - suffice to say it's more offline comments beng shown up online, and generally being sick of ILe except the footie threads - and now they're starting to lose their spark, a personal thing if you will

ceebee, Monday, 30 May 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

There were some nasty comments too - I can't be bothered going back through a long thread to look for them, but for instance there was at least one that was 100% out of order, about hating all Liverpool fans (I think it was on this thread - certainly recent and on this subject).

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 May 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems fairly bizarre that the winners of a competition don't have the automatic right to defend their trophy the next season - but haven't FIFA talked about doing the same for the World Cup, or did I imagine that? Maybe it's because it's technically a league competition and not a cup competition that UEFA thought they could fanny about with the rules in the face of all logic, reason and past (good) practice.

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, that was probably Mike, he's entitled :)

I just skimmed the thread and all I found was a "I hate all English teams and fans" type comment from Lovelace, who would appear to be a bitter Milan fan and goes on to say s/he was just jealous.

Otherwise it's just a few people who think it's a bit unfair to go changing rules, and Onimo and Gareth in particular have explained their feelings on this subject very well.

I still think Ronan's "what's the point of winning it?" comment is the most offensive thing on this thread.

Dadaismus, World Cup winners already don't qualify automatically anymore.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dadaismus, World Cup winners already don't qualify automatically anymore.

That's kind of nuts don't you think? So, you mean next time England win (*collapses into fits of giggles*)

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, stop it, you know there's no buzz harshing or dissing of obviously superior teams allowed on this thread.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But even if Brazil are denied automatic qualification for the World Cup Finals, they still have the chance of qualifying for the tournament to defend their trophy. If Liverpool are denied qualification for the 05-06 Champions' League then they will have been denied this same chance. So that example does not act as a precedent.

UEFA are going to have to let Liverpool in, one way or another.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Liverpool had a chance of qualifying. And they didn't, by not finishing fourth or higher in their domestic league.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Correct

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

So Ailsa, by that logic all previous winners of the CL have been defending their trophy two seasons after each of them actually won it? Makes no sense.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What *are* you talking about?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

In order to qualify for the World Cup, Brazil would have to finish in a certain placing in the South American qualifying group; in order to qualify for the Champions League, Liverpool would have to finish in a certain placing in the Premiership - why does this not make any sense?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

... now I've found out that World Cup winners don't qualify automatically then I don't see why rules should be bent for Liverpool

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, I thought we'd decided that Liverpool were getting in anyway, and it's not that holders don't get to defend, it's just the issue that England shouldn't have more than four representatives that's to be got round.

But assuming that wasn't the case, it's never been an issue that holders wouldn't get in as, with the exception of Real Madrid who had the backing of their FA unlike Liverpool) they've always been good enough to qualify anyway.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean it's never been an issue until now.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Your point seems to be that Liverpool did not qualify by finishing Top 4 this season, so the defence of their trophy begins when the League resumes in August and they attempt to qualify for 06-07?

If Liverpool are denied the chance to play for next season's European Cup then they will be denied the chance to defend the trophy they have now won. Brazil are being allowed a chance to defend their trophy before it goes anywhere else. I don't see how the difference in those scenarios could be any clearer.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Them's the rules. Someone should have explained them to the FA before they decided to throw their weight behind Everton. Or maybe they did and they decided to abide by them.

I have no problem with Liverpool getting in next year if it's allowable by the rules the way they stand. It's when you start tampering with the rules that it gets wrong (see countless posts upthread)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunately for Liverpool they failed to qualify for 05-06 competition before they won the 04-05 competition - qualification for next year's competition and participation in next year's competition run concurrently in this case. What do i mean "unfortunately"? They're getting in aren't they?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Also by that logic, you are arguing that Everton's achievement in finishing 4th in the English Premiership actually outstrips Liverpool's achievement in becoming Champions of Europe.

If those are the rules then they're broke, they need fixing and Liverpool should be given a place in next year's competition.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

.... you mean like the USA qualifiying for the World Cup is a greater achievement (potentially) than Brazil winning it?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought we'd established upthread that the Champions had a slot reserved in the group stages and Liverpool could get round the "no more that four teams from one country" by playing as "guests of UEFA" rather than as a fifth English representative (which wouldn't be allowed).

And you try telling Mike (or me for that matter, but Mike's reaction would be funnier) that Everton haven't worked bloody hard to earn their right to have a go at the big boys.

FWIW, I'm not arguing anything of the sort though. As I keep reiterating THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!

(xpost)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i think evertons achievement of finishing 4th outstrips liverpools achievement of finishing 5th yes

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

personally im still pissed bolton didnt make it;)

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 30 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

... then they really would have to change the rules!

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you've lost me....no-one is saying that Brazil should not be allowed to play for a trophy they hold when the USA are allowed to play for it. This is what you seem to be arguing re Liverpool-Everton.

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

no-one is saying that Brazil should not be allowed to play for a trophy they hold when the USA are allowed to play for it.

On the contrary, that's exactly what FIFA's rules ARE saying!

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

... that is, in the event of Brazil failing to qualify... like Liverpool failed to qualify

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

But Brazil have the opportunity to win the trophy they hold, if Liverpool are not allowed to play in the 05-06 CL then they will not have this opportunity. The holders will not be allowed to play for the trophy they hold. Which part of that is not clear?

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You are too tied to a linear approach to time.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OK so, it's basically a question of time, if the Champions' League final had been held a month ago, before Liverpool failed to qualify for next season's competition, we wouldn't be having this discussion would we? And short of playing the final in the middle of the season, there's not much you can do about it is there?

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

UEFA operate outside the space/time continuum?

Venga (Venga), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Football does mate, football does

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the silliest argument ever, even by ILX standards. Liverpool are in, end of story. But if the rules meant that they weren't then it's because those were the rules and that's it.

However, can Real Zaragoza sue someone for loss of revenue etc since this recently-discovered free pass wasn't extended to Real Madrid a few years back though?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole Brazil analogy doesn't really work. If an international team automatically qualify for a tournament that means they have two years of meaningless friendlies instead of qualifiers. This arguably puts them at a disadvantage (see France in 2002) and so many people were happy to see automatic qualification dropped.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 30 May 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I think a lot of it comes down to whether you have this inner sense that a cup competition (or league/cup hybrid) has to involve the holders. I don't have that sense at all. For me, the Champions League is a chance for the teams that have done best in their national leagues the previous season to compete against one another to see who's really boss. I don't see that it matters if the last year's winners are in it at all.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 May 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I see it as some sort of attempt to have the best teams in Europe fight it out - and I'd say being champions of Europe therefore ranks higher than 4th in a national league.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 30 May 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

But in a domestic situation, Everton outrank Liverpool. And if Liverpool had lost they would be one degree of separation from being the "best team in Europe" but still only the fifth best team in England.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus it just doesn't work as a rule. Whichever way you do it, always accommodating the holders means that someone else somewhere in Europe doesn't know what they need to achieve in their league to guarantee a place.

Unless you open up the possibility of unequally sized groups, like in World Cup qualifying groups. Is that a possibility? I don't know. My head hurts.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 May 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I see it as some sort of attempt to have the best teams in Europe fight it out - and I'd say being champions of Europe therefore ranks higher than 4th in a national league.

I'm not denegrating Liverpool's achievement but once you start throwing the previous season's European achievements into the mix, the feedback loop starts to get a bit messy. Everton might have won this year's Champions League had they qualified for it - they never had a chance to see.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 May 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey I did qualify my "what's the point of winning it" comment, I meant "what's the point of winning a trophy whereby qualification is worth such a huge amount to clubs if you don't qualify". I think that's a fair comment. I don't for a second question the value of winning it, as my reaction last week would have shown.

I think there should now be an automatic place for the holders every year, whoever it is, the idea there isn't seems insane. And I think if that means an extra place for the country in question then so be it, you'd all be wetting yourselves to say Liverpool deserved to get in if it somehow meant that Bolton or Everton were in the CL.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, Ronan, doesn't wash with me. Did you think that when Real Madrid and the Spanish FA dumped on Zaragoza, or do we just have to shift the goalposts now it's *your* team?

I don't even understand the bit about Bolton or Everton. Liverpool don't deserve to be in the Champions League because they weren't good enough to qualify for it. End of story.

I still don't think you're justifying your "what's the point of winning it" thing. The point of winning it is that you won it. Moaning because you can't do it again straight away is just sour grapes and you know it (or you should).

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

can you clarify that last sentence ronan, i didnt get it?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 30 May 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I think I do understand your last sentence - do you mean that it would be OK for Liverpool to get in if it wasn't at Everton's expense? That if Liverpool had come 4th and Everton 5th then Liverpool would go in as holder and Everton could get in anyway as the fourth best team that isn't there anyway? (Bolton being a red herring in this hypothesis).

I wouldn't be wetting myself about that theory at all. It would mean Everton or whoever getting in when they wouldn't have qualified otherwise.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean that despite the attempts to act as if football is a pure and neutral democracy, Skonto Riga would be soon forgotten if whoever the favoured club is were getting in, in this case Bolton, also from England.

In any case it now seems there is a way of accomodating Liverpool, to a certain extent, the fact the Spanish FA dumped on Zaragoza while the English FA didn't do the same for Everton means that the Zaragoza part of this argument is not quite relevant.

So perhaps UEFA have been second guessed a bit here, at least to a certain extent? Bit too eager to be indignant maybe.

And I think my point about winning is entirely clear, if anyone is going to make money because of the CL next year, and let's face it, lots of clubs are, then the holders surely deserve a share. How can people actually argue that to be deemed good enough to play in the CL you must finish in 4th place in the league or above, but WINNING the CL does not prove you are good enough to play in it.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

But, for example, the Celtic team that just qualified for next year's Champions League will bear no resemblance to the Celtic that play in it. All Liverpool's victory proved this year is that they were good enough to win the Champions League this year. The qualifying thing is teh suck if you look at it in any terms, but it's what it is, and you can't go changing it.

FWIW I don't care about Bolton or Everton anymore than I care about Fenerbahce or Skonto Riga, I just like to see rules being stuck to.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

well, if none of the teams are the same then I think that just means that at face value the holders have as much right as anyone to be in it. and it does give the competition more value, of course not qualifying devalues the competition.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Who across Europe really thinks it'll be a poorer competition with Liverpool not in it next year? Liverpool have no right to be there because they didn't flaming qualify.

The point you are totally failing to grasp is that THERE IS A SET WAY OF QUALIFYING AND LIVERPOOL HAVE NOT MANAGED TO ACHIEVE IT.

Also, the Zaragoza situation is relevant as Real Madrid were in the same situation that Liverpool are now. If this way they've found of letting Liverpool in exists, why all the fannying about with FA permissions and why dump on Zaragoza?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I can grasp that, I just think the set way of qualifying is not correct, and should be altered. Of course, as a Liverpool fan, I want this to be done this year. But even if Liverpool don't get in I think it should be changed for the future.

This could go on all day, anyhow.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 May 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, is this right - If a team from a country with less than 4 qualifying places had won the CL and finished in its league outside that placing, it would have been given a slot automatically and that country would have had one extra place.
Not automatically, but as the Competition Rules, Article 1, para 1.03 states, they may be entered as an additional representative of that country at the request of their national FA. Hard to imagine the national FA in that instance not making the request unless they thought "Jesus, that was a fluke - we're not entering you again as your early exit will surely bring our coefficient down meaning we'll be further away from really having 4 clubs in the CL."


what part of not acheiving the set criteria rules Liverpool out of this scenario?

Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The bit about "a team from a country with less than 4 qualifying places".

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and then the second sentence?......

Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hasten to add that it's Chris, not Vicky.

goodnight ILe

Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's forget "deserve" and "ought to be" and all the rest of it.

Liverpool fulfil the qualification criteria in one sense - they won the thing. They are prevented from taking their place as title holders by dint of being from a nation with four places already, none of which they filled domestically. There is absolutely no problem with them being in the 05/06 CL as UEFA's Champion Team or whatever and not as part of England's allocation. It doesn't prevent anyone else competing, it doesn't disadvantage anyone's qualification. The ONLY ISSUE is the precedent set in 2000 with Reals Madrid and Zaragoza. To change the rule they must ignore their precedent.

I seem to be repeating myself on this thread. I'll shut up now.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Liverpool should definitely be in it, and would think so even if they'd got relegated. The whole 'country with 4 teams' thing is just a rule that's been made up in the last few years. If Liverpool aren't allowed in this will be the first time ever the winners won't have been in the competition the following year (I think). Historically the winners have always been in it, irrespective of their league performance. When Aston Villa won it in 1982 they finished 11th in the league.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The 4 places rule is there for two reasons (AFAIK)

1) The second stage knockout involves 16 teams. UEFA have a rule which says that the 8 group winners (the form teams) shouldn't play each other yet (a form of secondary seeding) AND that clubs from the same country can't play each other yet. If a country has 5 teams, the maths of the draw become harder and it becomes less a draw than the outcome of an increasingly restricted set of possibilities.

2) There's already a problem with bias towards the big five countries; 4 was a cap on it, but to remove the cap would increase the disparity of places between differing countries, to the overall detriment of the competition and to the development of European football. % clubs increases the possibility that the co-efficient values for the English clubs increase further, cementing their place at the top.

I'd change the rule to say that in exceptional circumstances, should the holders not be placed through other emans, they shall be re-entered as the UEFA champion, and any victories they achieve shall not count towards the co-efficient.

Personally, I'm fucking bored with the whole thing. Lennart Johannsen should toss a bloody coin and have done with it.

PS - as as-yet uncommented on aspect of this is that Man City could qualify for the UEFA cup after all.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Good points well made, Dave B.

How would Man City benefit?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 30 May 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, Chris, for not finishing answering your question but I went off to watch 24. But Dave and Mike have done it more eloquently than I would have managed.

Man City would presumably get the extra English place freed by Liverpool not needing their UEFA cup slot any more by being the next in line in terms of league places.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, duh. I was looking for some other labyrinthine explanation.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 30 May 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Which is a bit of kick in the teeth if you're a Spurs fan, two goals worse off over the whole season (Roy Carroll to thread!).

(xpost)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This farrago, combined with the French 'non' should force us to re-evaluate our whole relationship with Europe.

The limit of our European adventures should be floodlit friendlies against Honved.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean that despite the attempts to act as if football is a pure and neutral democracy, Skonto Riga would be soon forgotten if whoever the favoured club is were getting in, in this case Bolton, also from England.

I still fail to see where Bolton fit into all of this, other than the fact Gareth wants to see Diouf get himself sent off on a bigger stage. And I don't see anyone in Riga volunteering to give up their place just because English teams have more money/clout. Or does their opinion not matter?

As you may have noticed, I'm not English, and the nationalities of the teams involved doesn't matter to me. All that bothers me is why this couldn't have applied to Zaragoza, and what makes Liverpool so special that the precedent already set can be re-appraised and a new precedent set?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Morally Liverpool would seem to qualify; with the rules as they have been over the season, which all the teams attempting to qualify have naturally taken into account, they fail to. Why are people who believe the former arguing with people who believe the latter when it's impossible to take both contexts into the same argument? All you get is Ailsa being OTM, but being forced to chase her tail because people with just as much passion and love of the game firmly, genuinely and with fantastically good reason believe they deserve something that the rules can't presently accomodate?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Mark.

Can I reiterate that I hate that all this is going on and detracting from what was a very enjoyable final?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

When Aston Villa won it in 1982 they finished 11th in the league.

!! How did they manage that?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

They came first in the 1st div the previous year, G, hence qualification.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Also that was the proper European Cup innit, where the holders did get back in (hence useful pub quiz trivia about Forest being the only team ever to win the European Cup more than they've won their domestic title).

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I get that, Mark! I just meant, how does one win the league one year, then the European Cup the next, and still finish eleventh?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Like, how many away games at Crystal Palace does one have to lose?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://freespace.virgin.net/heroes.villains1/hero/2.htm

Some (fan-biased) explanation here - I was actually looking for their fixture list that season.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 30 May 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

other than the fact Gareth wants to see Diouf get himself sent off on a bigger stage.

oi!

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

There has been widespread discussion of Dudek's space invader antics, but I haven't seen anything about his other unusual psychological weapon - politeness. He was nice to his opponents. He behaved in a friendly manner, gave them the ball nicely, had a little chat with his opposite number, etc.

Eleventh, eh? I knew it was bad, but blimey. The only signing that summer was Andy Blair from Coventry, probably because his bus pass would still be valid. Maybe it was his fault.

It is funny how Chris and Vicky are completely indistinguishable unless labelled correctly.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Villa lost at home to Notts County on the opening day of 81-82 and only won one of the first eight games of their title defence. By late Feb 82 they were 16th and several of their fellow strugglers had games in hand. Four straight wins got them out of trouble but they still suffered the indignity of defeats home and away by Everton.

See also: Everton's inglorious defence of their league title in 70-71. "Team of the 70s" we were. Jesus.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this boils down to whether you think that rules are there to help the competition or to hinder it.

Liverpool winning the cup but not qualifying for next year through the normal channels has highlighted a situation that a lot of people think is wrong and should be put right. Rules are not infallible, they have to be able to change.

In my opinion the rules should have been changed for Zaragoza. We don't know what fuss was kicked up in Spain at the time, but we do know that the spanish football association decided that they would not support Zaragoza's appeal to be allowed to play. Liverpool have the English FA kicking up a fuss, which has got this situation a wider audience.

So, in conclusion, there are people who think that rules should be open to change, and those who think rules are set in stone and that's that. And there are those who think that this situation warrants a change in the rules, and those who think that it doesn't. (completely sidestepping whether or not there is a vague section of the rules that allows Liverpool into the competition as UEFA's champions)

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that was Chris.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, sod the Zaragoza precedent. If the Spanish authorities don't have the backbone to stick up for their 4th placed team in the same way the FA supported Everton then its their fault, not UEFA's. They had the chance to sort this years ago, and they didn't because they wouldn't stick up for Zaragoza against the sainted Real Madrid. Fuck them.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

They are a waste. A little man.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The Spanish football authorities, government, civil service, media, olive growers' association and everyone else with any kind of power are right up Real Madrid's arse. I can't remember any fuss at all. I wouldn't be surprised if Zaragoza were up their arse as well.

Did you look that up, Michael, or is that the kind of thing that is stored in your BRANE?

I see Preston North End were unlucky. Mind you, at least now I know what claret and blue ribbons and confetti look like being pumped out of those sodding celebration machines.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I looked it up. A bitter Blue on WSAG described the red confetti burst in Istanbul as like "raining blood". I certainly felt like we'd entered the Endtimes.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

And this is post #666.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, sod the Zaragoza precedent. If the Spanish authorities don't have the backbone to stick up for their 4th placed team in the same way the FA supported Everton then its their fault, not UEFA's. They had the chance to sort this years ago, and they didn't because they wouldn't stick up for Zaragoza against the sainted Real Madrid. Fuck them.

-- Matt DC

a parody of both ronan and markelby!

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

there are people who think that rules should be open to change, and those who think rules are set in stone and that's that

Or another group which think that the rules this year should stand, and the inconsistencies etc that this episode identifies should be the springboard to change.

To do nothing owuld be the wrong thing. To change things after the fact would be equally the wrong thing. If the price of that is that this year, Liverpool don't get to defend the thing, then so be it. They can't exactly say that, European Cup in hand, they've been shafted.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the current rules currently works just well - if you follow it by the words then it's to the discretion of the FA to pick the 4th team right? so basically it's the FA who ought to make a decision between liverpool and everton, end of story.

if the rules need changing, they should change next year and then everyone will have a fair playing ground, knowing the rules from the start, without the goalposts moving AFTER the whole thing.


ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Or another group which think that the rules this year should stand, and the inconsistencies etc that this episode identifies should be the springboard to change.

If you're going to change the rules, then, if you can make a quick decision as to how you're going to do it, why not apply it now and let Liverpool play next year? Why would be changing the rules now be the wrong thing? As to being 'after the fact', when would 'before the fact' have been? Before the start of the season? when this scenario started becoming possible?

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

As it seems that the rules can be changed now WITHOUT ANY OTHER TEAM LOSING OUT, then I think they should be - there's as much of a surge of feeling on the subject as there's ever likely to be which makes it the right time to make the change.

But equally the Liverpool fans here need to accept that the rules are perfectly clear and they unequivocally state that Liverpool have not qualified, so maybe a bit of humility and diplomacy would be more appropriate than loudly-voiced persecution complexes.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Klassik Barry!

I'd like to see UEFA commemorate the 20th anniversary of Heysel with another six-year ban for the Reds but you don't always get what you want, y'know?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes - the rules for any tournament are agreed before the start. Most law changes rely on an injustice in current law being identified - a victim is necessary for the good result to come about.

To change the rules now would correct an injustice - for sure. But it would open a wider injustice - that the rules could be changed mid-stream if you shouted loud enough. I think that's an appaling precendent, so when judging two bad things - injustice to Liverpool vs a very bad precedent being set, I'll accept the former over the latter.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

well when you look at what happened in Spain, when the FA didn't shout at all, then surely it's not that terrible a precedent. Also if it is an injustice then surely complaints are ok? I mean, what other scenarios could arise where there will be cause for complaint? I genuinely mean that as a question.

as for gareth, I think you are just sore that there might be a fair way to sort this out and hence the narrative is not so dramatic.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like Dave B's solution, btw - Liverpool's 05/06 performance not counting towards England's coefficient (a bit like the British team competing under the Olympic flag in Moscow) - if the problems with the last-16 draw can be overcome (and I don't see any problems arising to be honest - Everton will struggle to make 3rd place in their group at best and there won't be five English teams in the knockout phase).

'Justice' could be done without any rule change, of course - UEFA could lean on the FA to deselect Everton. I'm primed for the worst.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

has there been some development since Sunday, when it seemed almost certain from the papers that the Fenerbache way was going to be the choice? It was reported as fact on the BBC website, practically.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

'Justice' could be done without any rule change, of course - UEFA could lean on the FA to deselect Everton. I'm primed for the worst.

this would be a bigger injustice than Liverpool not getting into the tournament next year, without a doubt, because you already had the place given to you by the FA

Have we not established that there can be a rule change right now that does not create another victim?

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine the outrage there'd be if, in an insane scenario, AC milan complained that they played better football for most of the final and games shouldn't be ended in penalties. UEFA agrees and changed the rules to some kind of points scoring system in case of a draw, and then retrospectively applied it to the 2005 final and grants AC milan the win! (Because surely having had the majority of attack, possession and shots on goal is a better achievement than scoring more penalty kicks?)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see why the Toffeemen shouldn't get through their group stage. I can't imagine many European fancy men will relish a trip to Goodison Park.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we've established that pretty well but the media at large seems to be struggling with the concept that someone isn't going to be forced out by Liverpool's inclusion.

From the Guardian:
A Uefa source said Liverpool would not be handed direct entry, but would probably have to play one qualifying round despite being champions. The sixteenth and final guaranteed place among the 32 teams who contest the group stage would go to Fenerbahçe as champions of Turkey, which as the tenth strongest country in Uefa is due one direct entrant.

Which is wrong as the 10th nation do NOT automatically get a group stage berth - they only do if a place becomes vacant cos the title holders have qualified via league position already. As Chris/Vicky has pointed out, playing a Qr3 match so close to the Super Cup final is impossible.

PJM: "Fancy men"! Fantastic. Shankly's phrase, of course.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It is funny how Chris and Vicky are completely indistinguishable unless labelled correctly.

And they keep showing up to FAPs without name badges too. I can't cope.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It was mentioned last night how Chris is going to get a Nerys Hughes tattoo on his upper arm to commemortate Liverpool's victory.

Peter Stringbender (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know who Ailsa is, but she speaks sense, that lass. The best on the thread.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)


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