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Momus - what a ponce

― Logged out belle and sebastian fan, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Stupid idea. Not least because anything that comes to mind as the worst must be reasonably decent. The real worst are in the nooks, forgotten.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i resemble that remark

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Not least because anything that comes to mind as the worst must be reasonably decent.

There is something EXTREMELY wrong with that statement. It's about least favorite, not absolute worst. also: one man's trash...

for me? alex in nyc, danothermusic, momus, random twits.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess you could guess mine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. ILX grow some balls.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a mean and pointless, classless thread.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe only if you read the noize board, tho.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread seems very mean spirited

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

so to answer the topic question, whoever started this thread

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

mean spirited threads on ILE? Who'd a thunk it?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's about least favorite, not absolute worst.

Oh, the least favourite! What is your least favourite? The tenth in your top ten? The hundredth in your top hundred? My top six does not include either Ian John50n or jaymc. Also, they would not be my least favourites, more's the pity.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

um, thanks?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my favorite ilxor that i have not yet meant is slocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

meant = met.

sorry, i'm drunk. it's memorial day, guys!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, if it's any consolation, tonight it's you -- and I think you know that usually I'm a fan

― Ballsonym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HONESTY IS IMPORTANT, I FEEL.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oh matt! matt is great, too! i regret singling out one ilxor.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc get the love off this thread, this is the thread of evil and hatred, you are too good and pure for ussssssss

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is a bad idea.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The people whose posts irritate me most, I don't consider ILXors, just trolls. (I mean, does anybody consider C*lum an ILXor?) So I don't think I have a least favorite.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE "I GET CALUM" JPG.

KEN C?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a ken c original? it is funny.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

calum doesn't really irritate me, tho. it's easy to ignore him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hey ian i just looked at the ILM noize thread again, you give mad love to jaymc, so i like you again, PWNED x5000

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpghttp://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpghttp://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7289161631041l.jpg

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

WOO.

I FEEL THE LOVE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I Love Calum!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

even people whose posts i may find issue with are entertaining, so i'd agree, i don't have a "least favorite ILXor."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

part of me does love the idea of nicky wire in a banana suit. and i don't think i even know who he is. was he in the manic street preachers?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, you know what, h? we've had our run-ins, but i think you're an all right guy. i hope you'd say the same about me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i do think you are an all right guy, jaymc. always have.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

tasteful.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

IN SO MANY WAYS, JAYMC. IN *SO* *MANY* *WAYS*

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even really dislike the people i listed above. they just seem to have a higher asshole:normal person ratio than most people.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

really? do you really think alex in nyc is an asshole? he seems so cartoonish.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC to be a fatty!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate that Leee guy. Not enough e's, he has.

― Leeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I imagine Yoda listening to Amon Duul (which I could easily see happening).

"Silence, young Skywalker! To the acid folk jams I listen."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAD A CAT NAMED YODA, BUT SHE HAS REJOINED THE FORCE

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Shhhhh! I'm deeply engrossed on Amon Duul II I am.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

calum

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, you know what, h? we've had our run-ins, but i think you're an all right guy. i hope you'd say the same about me.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 30th, 2005 10:33 PM. (jaymc) (later)

i do think you are an all right guy, jaymc. always have.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), May 30th, 2005 10:34 PM. (hstencil) (later)

this is totally the last scene of ILX: the movie

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My least favorite ilxors are the ones who start threads like this and remain logged out.

C'mon. I couldn't give a shit whether threads like this get started, but at least show your nuts when you do start them.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleasant Plains is right.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean is right.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Orbit OTM

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I second Geir!

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/6/13536-large.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

every time i think i might have a least favorite ilxor they post something that i like, so it never holds for very long. there's a few people with opinions/worldviews that seem diametrically opposed to mine, but at worst they're in the "love to hate em" category.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus - what a ponce

I'm proud to carry the banner for Ponce de Leon, the Spanish explorer who, searching for the fountain of youth, became the first European to set foot in Florida.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

but not the last!

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Poncey Poster is a catchy moniker.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate all of ya'll equally (except the peeps that buy me drinks).

― Vichitravirya XI, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I like you all.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Calum is the only one who's always been trollish enough to dislike, yet has been here enough time to be actually labeled as an "ILXor". On the other hand, I think even Calum has gradually turned from an irritating troll to this almost likable cartoon villain. So I'm cool with you all.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin is far and away the worst ILx poster.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all bastards and I fucking hate you.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets all have a big hug.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeucch homo sweat no thanks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

On the other hand, I think even Calum has gradually turned from an irritating troll to this almost likable cartoon villain.

i always considered him a cartoon villain. i guess it's easier to chuckle at his antics when you're only a semi-regular poster. he's pretty good, as trolls go.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

he has a similar success rate to a cartoon villain i.e. do the same thing every week but still 'lose' somehow.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

WIL E CALUM.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"He may be a troll, but he's our troll!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

worst ilx poster:

1/any poster who posts up shitty obnoxious disses, threads like this etc whilst being logged out

2/useless google my favourite band and diss the haters posters.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

can we have a 'BACKGROUND NOIZE - posters you know exist but hardly notice' thread?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

NER NER NER NER :(( :(( I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS NOMINATED ME :( THIS IS JUST A THREAD ONCE AGAIN FOR "SHOUT OUTS" FOR YOUR LITTLE CLIQUES, I HATE YOU ALL. I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN.
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i am heartened that no-one has fallen for this thread.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm with ken c on this one.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder which poster Kenneth C is fearlessly sending up there?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, it's not me?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a moveable feast innit.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

yum yum?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder which poster Kenneth C is fearlessly sending up there?

posters

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i give up. what's the answer?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The statscock is broken so i can't send a comprehensive list. but basically every male poster of ilx.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that's funny

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

peculiar

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That is funny because it looked like you were sending up a female poster.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

teh iron

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

how could a thread called NO CIRCLE JERKIN' become NSFW?? follow directions, people!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the directions seem to result in a loop, much like a circle of the jerkish nature.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hands up! Who likes me?"

― Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus - what a ponce

I'm proud to carry the banner for Ponce de Leon, the Spanish explorer who, searching for the fountain of youth, became the first European to set foot in Florida.


FLA REPRAZENT!
THE LC REPRAZENT!



I always wondered if I was a ponce for growing up here in (Ponce de) Leon County, Florida, where said conquistador spent the (presumably fairly mild if not balmy) winter -- a half-hour walk away from here, in fact.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

now slightly nsfw? uh, HELLO, very unsafe for work. :)

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

which bit of this thread is NSFW???

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hands up! Who likes me?"

"I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.joegiardullo.com/nwt2.jpg

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

momus serves (spanish) imperialism

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

...with club sauce!

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

tapas!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer Hernando De Soto myself.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

coronado, bitches

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Vasco de Gama only voyaged with intent to stare. Oh wait, he was Portugeuse.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are you people picking on Alfred Soto? He's not even on ILE to defend himself!

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

JERK ONE CIRCLE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

coronado, bitches

http://www.rentalsrealtor.com/Coronado.JPG

Hallowed ground. Because I grew up there. Oh yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious, I'll jerk yr circle!

http://foe.firstpress.net/circlejerksganggreen.jpg

― Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://faculty.southwest.tn.edu/mpratt/InstructorPage/Images/bridge.jpg

DE SOTO BRIDGE!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.desotorecords.com/images/ds_logo.gif

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I always wondered if I was a ponce for growing up here in (Ponce de) Leon County, Florida, where said conquistador spent the (presumably fairly mild if not balmy) winter -- a half-hour walk away from here, in fact

Oops. I'm a ponce. Ponce de Leon never ventured over this way, but de Soto was the one who made a winter encampment here.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, maybe it's time for you to write a song about Dr. Heidegger's Experiment, if you have not done so already.

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i never found a spot in my heart for garu g.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, because he told me there would be fighting here and there isn't.

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like Ken C cuz he eats trains

― Frank Swedehead, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i was all about the love on ilx, but i was reminded today that there is someone who pisses me off quite frequently. i won't name them though. i actually don't come into contact with them that much, but when i read their posts i want to wring their neck. that's all!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, scott.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

no, not you! yoo r my psycic twin and i am com ing 2 yer house tomorrow to bake brownies!!! oh, yes, i found yer address, my lifelong chum!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

let me know if that scares you any. i'm not that good at being scary.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It would have been scarier if you had worked Zappa into it.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised nobody's said dear old myself!

I actually enjoy fighting with people if they're stupid. And they usually are if they're fighting with me (they started it!) so nobody really bothers me because if they do, they become my pet project. Sometimes, I may be drunk and lose the battle, but when I wake up the next day and read it all over again, I know I've won the war.

― Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

scott, you are a coward

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I saw Jon Williams on University Place this afternoon. But, I wasn't sure, so said nothing. But I think it was him.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

alex, you are a coward

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate RJG because he keeps calling everyone a coward.

― Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

:* (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really.

― Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

coward

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

:-D Now you are my favorite!

― Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't cowardice that prevented me from saying something, it was uncertainty.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

...I mean pardon me if this is a colossally stupid question, but does Jon live in NYC???

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no but he's here right now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised nobody's said dear old myself!
I actually enjoy fighting with people if they're stupid. And they usually are if they're fighting with me (they started it!) so nobody really bothers me because if they do, they become my pet project. Sometimes, I may be drunk and lose the battle, but when I wake up the next day and read it all over again, I know I've won the war.

So xhuxk is stupid (I'm referring to the Slayer thread)?

Unfortunate Prankster is def. my least favorite ILM poster.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a couple of ilxors that would maybe post my name here, perhaps they're being polite.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope I haven't pissed you off, Scott!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(altho i am perhaps just feeling a bit sorry for myself at the mo)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

...I mean pardon me if this is a colossally stupid question, but does Jon live in NYC???
Maybe it's time for you to start reading the Noize Bizoard, Alex.

Everytime I go to Rox in Yr Head I half-expect to see a man wearing a rock-and-roll t-shirt holding a digital camera and pushing a baby carriage standing outside, but I never do.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 2 June 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunate Prankster is def. my least favorite ILM poster.

Thx, Jordan. I actually devised the Boredoms/Phish thread in order to get more mentions on this thread. It doesn't seem to have worked yet.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop being Aaron

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 2 June 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I get a lot of Aaron or Calum. I bet if we all hung out, we would not get along.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you don't, do you? Yr not Calum.

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 2 June 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I think Aaron and Calum were both flat-out offensive, weren't they? I'm just more of an idiot that makes idiotic jokes that are not appreciated. I try not to offend people, despite the fact that people often just slam be with one-liners quite frequently when I have done nothing actually wrong. They are just offended by my presence or my views.

As you can see by my new name choice, I have even resolved to stop being such an idiot that makes idiotic jokes that are not appreciated, since it appears some people won't allow sillyness around them.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly, I hadn't really noticed you yet. So obviously you need to be MORE offensive.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Too late for that because now I'm going to...

http://cards.webshots.com/resources2/2/6912_t.gif

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen to Frank Zappa?

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

listen to pete doherty?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Thx, Jordan. I actually devised the Boredoms/Phish thread in order to get more mentions on this thread.

Happy to oblige!

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, there is a whole other thread based on your thread!

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, you already reviewed your own thread over on that thread.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Flattering, but not exactly the same.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...
Anthony Easton
Jess Harvell
Ethan Padgett
Kate
Tuomas
Theorry Henry
Alex in SF
J Blount
Michael Daddino
Tracer Hand
Allyzay
TOMBOT
Marcello Carlton
Dave Stelfox
Sick Mouthy

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Pretty much a list of my favorites?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Marcello CARLTON? Who he?

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

that list is so 2004

i still like to think that this is the REAL alex t

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

i didn't make the list :(

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Ronan
Markelby
Gareth
Stevem

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Must try harder ken (xpost)

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Precisely what I was thinking, ken. "How come ken c. isn't on that list?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Ken C
Dadaismus

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Theorry Henry for his political opinions (because I sort of believe he once thought like me and then backslid badly), and Allyzay and TOMBOT for their foul hairy persistently testicular language!

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Momus

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Ken C
Dadaismus

Beat me to it

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry

― Ned "O RLY?" Raggett (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Momus

Yeah, if I didn't love myself so much I'd really have to hate myself:

Your Social Dysfunction:
Narcissistic


You are very self-important, preoccupied with success fantasies, expect special treatment and lack interpersonal empathy.




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― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

You are very self-important, preoccupied with success fantasies, expect special treatment and lack interpersonal empathy

Join the club! Plenty more room inside folks!

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Ken C
Gear
Hari

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Gah, I came out Paranoid. Freemasons must have interfered with my test scores, I just know it.

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

the birdseed I found in my navel

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy


You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.




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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

It's not normal to be happy?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

No. You freak!

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm normal too! Something's well wrong there.

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Your Social Dysfunction: Schizotypal

You display social deficits and oddities of thinking. Your perception and communication are similar to those of a schizophrenic.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

normal

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

yeah i definitely have the most objectionable political opinions on this board.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

haha i'm happy, which is bs

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)


Your Social Dysfunction:
Schizotypal


You display social deficits and oddities of thinking. Your perception and communication are similar to those of a schizophrenic.




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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

least favourite ilxor. i have one or two pretty constant but, on the whole, it's a moveable feast.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

lol @ normal.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Your Social Dysfunction:
Paranoid

You show pervasive and unwarranted suspiciousness, and mistrust of others. You are overly sensitive and prone to jealousy.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Hey! That's mine. Were you copying mine answers? >:-(

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

how do you know that? who told you that?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

"Someone must have been telling lies about Theorry H., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning."

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rolinc.co.uk/josef_k/IMAG0007.JPG

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Marcello Carlton
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Carlton_lg.jpg
"don't try it"

[ps Marcello is by no means my least favourite ilxor, did not mean to suggest that]

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

stevie

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Ed

― alex t, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

mr snrub

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

dang!

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)


Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy


You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.




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― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE.

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

JACQUI, GIVE ME THE MANDEE HOOK UP PLZ THANX

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

Anthony Easton
Jess Harvell
Ethan Padgett
Kate
Tuomas
Theorry Henry
Alex in SF
J Blount
Michael Daddino
Tracer Hand
Allyzay
TOMBOT
Marcello Carlton
Dave Stelfox
Sick Mouthy

That's more or less my fave list!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

nate patrin
o. nate

― alex t (bato), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:27 (twenty years ago)

what's the point in this thread being registered users only? i can't let rip if i have to use my real name n stuf.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

I phea_r you have just answered your own question there, GK.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

then this thread shouldn't exist.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

wot the heck is circle jerkin'?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

what's the point of anonymous Valentines Day cards?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

so you don't look like a twat when whoever you sent the card to turns you down spectacularly.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

well then...

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

what, you want me to name names? i'm gonna be naming people i dislike, so i won't be bothered if they turn me down for a date, yknow?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

1 jaymc
2 Paunchy Stratego
3 The Late Fear And The Potato Fear
4 stockholm cindy (winter version)
5 Sororah T Massacre
6 M. White
7 Dan (And So On) Perry
8 ken c
9 Amateur(ist)
10 A BOLD QUAHOG
11 Allyzay Rofflesberger
12 ailsa
13 Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash!
14 jim p. irrelevant
15 hstencil
16 Sarah Kittensmew McLusky
17 mullygrubbr
18 Jordan
19 Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool
20 Alba
21 Hotman Paris Almanac
22 kingfish completely hatstand
23 luna
24 mark grout
25 Dom iNut
26 gabbneb
27 Ed
28 Redd Harvest
29 grimly fiendish
30 Markelby
32 mark s
33 Abbadavid Berman
34 jed_
35 Dr Morbius
36 Erick Dampier is better than Shaq
37 Andrew Farrell
38 Martin Skidmore
39 phantasy bear
40 Gear!
41 R. Kelsey
42 Dom Passantino
43 dahlin
44 latebloomer
45 Louis Giomblechett and his kerayzy friends
46 Lars and Jagger
47 calderdale in the 70s
48 Ste
49 Eisbär
50 Onimo

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

safe.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

I hate everyone except the hot babes of ILX (you babes know who you are)...

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm confused, this list is surely a list of your favourite ilxors? (xxpost)

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

50-100 plz

― retarded and gay (bato), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

haha that's just the top 50 users.

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

i'm so ashamed i'm number 4.

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm kinda disappointed that nobody hates me.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

haha that's just the top 50 users.
-- stockholm cindy (winter version) ([email protected]), January 25th, 2006.

oic

― retarded and gay (bato), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

NO WAI

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Except the statscock is broken, so it's not, unless Ian R-M re-emerged as Esteban Buttez. (I think I just gave myself a mini-stroke with that thought.)

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

NO WAI

YAH WEH

(i asked the mods to delete that mega statscock post... people aren't gonna want their e-mail addresses harvested.)

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

88!!

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

actually that's still higher than i thought it'd be at this point :-(

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

gah still 44 on ilm

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

there's no way i'm only 5 posts behind raggett.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

101 haha bitches

I'm my own least favorit ILXor

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

322!

one away from 3!2!1! CONTACT!
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe anthony is number one on ilm!

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe i'm in the top 50, this is surely a mistake

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Write more poems, msp!

My least favorote ILXor is that QUIZ! It gives you no in-betweens! And it said I was NORMAL.
How can it say someone who

a. likes to skulk around at the edges of parties

and

b. likes to be the center of attention

is normal? Feh.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Beth, you are normal in that you are like me in thos respects.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

GUYS THE STATSCOCK IS BROKEN. THAT'S THE SAME TOP 50 AS LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO, DO YOU SEE? NO RAGGETT, NO CREDIBILITY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

i may have already posted on this thread.. but..

ian r-m
tuomas
momus
markelby
steve shasta
marissa sabriel
kate/orbit/others in the marxist-feminist conspiracy
account settings

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

let's not forget geir hongro!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

JAYMC

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Ah, this is where that comment was. Yeah, six months ago would make sense since I was in Europe at the time...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I was in the very bottom left corner of normal.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

i think the statscock is wrong - i'm not even listed but mark s is halfway up it?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Yes, the statscock, took viagra too often and now it's stuck.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

according to that, im 6 posts out of the most frequent 100 ILM posters. i think i like it right where i am.

― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

muomus

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

i think there's something wrong with the statscock

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

COCK OF STATS SOMETHING WRONG IS

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

some annoy me on and off but there is one who remains constantly uber obnoxious

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

mandee for having a login name so aesthetically unpleasant i vom into my mouth a little bit each time my eyes make contact with it.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

NEATO

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

all the film d00ds, whenever they're busy proving that movie crits have the capacity to be about 3x sadder and 15x more obnoxious than music crits

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

SNIFF

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

he's right, admit it

― film d00d cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

SNIFF!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

have a kleenex, son

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Is it true that s1ocki got sonned by JBR in an ILXor beef?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

LEAST FAVORITE ILXORS

1 A BOLD QUAHOG
2 hstencil
3 cutty
4 HAKKEBOFFER
5 ddb
6 jaxon
7 gygax!
8 caitlin oh no
9 jaymc
10 terry lennox.
11 Jack Cole
12 Special Agent Gene Krupa
13 latebloomer
14 Gear!
15 Stormy Davis
16 phantasy bear
17 tackleberry
18 lauren
19 Tim Ellison
20 elmo, patron saint of nausea
21 mark p
22 cancer prone fat guy
23 Amateur(ist)
24 bb
25 brock
26 stockholm cindy (winter version)
27 howell huser
28 Steve Shasta
29 Dan Selzer
30 milton parker
31 Pleasant Plains ///
32 scott seward
33 Igor Adkins
34 Allyzay Rofflesberger
35 butts lmao
36 ShawShank Rambo Connection
37 Abbadavid Berman
38 Laura H.
39 Yawn
40 msp
41 NoTimeBeforeTime
42 gear
43 RSG
44 Pashmina
45 MY LIFE AS AN IRONIC ACID SQUELCH
46 senseiDancer
47 jed_
48 Polysix Bad Battery
49 s1ocki 77
50 controversial buffalo stance

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

TOM "I'M IN THE MILITARY FUCKERZ AND WHOEVER MAKES LESS THAN ME IS A DUMBASS" BOT

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

1 Allyzay Rofflesberger
2 laurence kansas
3 David R.
4 j blount
5 Forksclovetofu
6 gear
7 NoTimeBeforeTime
8 Stormy Davis
9 mookieproof
10 butts lmao
11 Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB)
12 Haikunym
13 Earl Nash
14 polyphonic
15 hstencil
16
17 Jams Murphy 21
18 truck-patch pixel farmer
19 Pleasant Plains ///
20 Dan (And So On) Perry
21 Hunter
22 Johnny Fever
23 dar1a g
24 Jeff.
25 M@tt He1geson
26 Gravel Puzzleworth
27 van igloo
28 Frank Kogan
29 c(''c)
30 rogermexico
31 kornrulez6969
32 ADR
33 Bryan
34 The Obligatory Sourpuss
35 richardpick
36 adam
37 Hurlothrumbo

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

A statscock I'm not on! Hurrah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

it's kinda fun to figure out which board is which cock (last one's obv)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

when did adam ever post on i love nfl????

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

don't ask me, I'm just reporting what it says.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Probably the other Adam? Who lives in New Orleans?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually amused that Kogan has posted on that board.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't love NFL.

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

haha matt's on there twice

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

how is tombot not on there? is it cuz he's always changing his name to stuff like 'ELI MANNING TURNOVER' and stuff?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

don't you have to be a registered user to be on the statscock?

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

wow, i was sure that was i love nfl UNTIL i saw kogan's name. awesome.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

kogan's been posting excerpts from the book

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

"Question of the day: What kind of peanut butter do I like? What brand and style?
This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), January 25th, 2006 2:15 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)


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They must've made him a PBJ that day.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 2:17 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), January 25th, 2006 2:19 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)


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I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 2:43 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:03 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)


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Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:05 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:06 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:06 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:20 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)


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Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:25 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION
HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:27 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Shocking!
-- David R. (quoteidio...), January 25th, 2006 3:30 PM. (popshots75`) (later)


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Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:31 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)


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Oh why don't you come say that to my face.
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:39 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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Fine. Middle-aged womens...
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:42 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)


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I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 3:46 PM. (allyzay) (later)


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I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 25th, 2006 3:58 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)


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-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 25th, 2006 4:11 PM. (allyzay) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

"foreward by jim kelly"

xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

exhibit a in 'why i love nfl went right where i love baseball went wrong'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

it's the steve shasta paradox -- bro, but not a bro

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

that's what jaymc's entry on shasta sez anyway

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I am...intrigued. Tell me more.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I'll vote for ELLI$. And I am notoriously pro-troll...when it's done well.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

wtf, I'm not on the noize statscock???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

how the hell is toro not on the noize cock???

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

i don't think it tracks coddling, rosemary

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:50 (twenty years ago)

We prefer that coddling goes unmonitored so as not to offend the uncoddled.

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

nate patrin
o. nate

-- alex t (not.r...), January 25th, 2006 8:27 AM. (bato) (later) (link)

???

Do you just hate on dudes named Nate or what?

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Probably the other Adam? Who lives in New Orleans?

Yes. I do love NFL. And I was totally here way before the Maroon 5 dude, making him the other Adam.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

i am going to try to think of someone new to add to my hate list every day.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

ian

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

jaxon's wife.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:28 (twenty years ago)

o snap

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:30 (twenty years ago)

she'll kick your ass, skinny boy

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Uh-uh. I have not posted 638 fucking times in the last 30 days.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 January 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we should change this boards name to I Love HEY THE STATSCOCK IS SIX MONTHS OUT OF DATE AND BROKEN.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 26 January 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

o nate and patrin are pretty terrible!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 26 January 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

wot the heck is circle jerkin'?

You dance in a circle while chewing beef jerky.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually really curious where I would place if the ILM statscock was workin'. I have a feeling there's some newbies who aren't getting the status they deserve.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:08 (twenty years ago)

whatever old man

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

haha i love threads like this.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

Your Social Dysfunction: Happy

You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

o nate and patrin are pretty terrible!
-- A BOLD QUAHOG (dr_...), January 26th, 2006.

http://www.mobica.com/images/high-five.jpg

― alex t (bato), Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

Nice heels there guys.

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

in the marxist-feminist conspiracy

I hope this is a joke...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

kate and orbit and karl marx walk into a bar...

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes. Fruit Loops are involved.

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

which one's hairiest?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

trick question?

also, o nate is a good dude!!! wtf is wrong with him? he is just nice and laid back!

new hated person for the day: chuck eddy (except on i love cooking, on which chuck eddy turns into a real person with heartwarming results.)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

aw

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

o come on chuck's an old man - how you gonna hate an old man?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

thomas tallis

― fake alext (bato), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)


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