― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost DAMN YOU
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
if it's black, see a quack.
x-post
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link
oh
― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
Almond (1998), don't eat palm fronds.
Antique Brass (1998), you've a magique ass.
Apricot (1949), expect a sore spot.
Aquamarine (1958), don't be obscene.
Asparagus (1993), it might worry us.
Atomic Tangerine (1990), you're probably a machine.
Banana Mania (1998), go to Pennsylvania.
Beaver (1998), call Mike Seaver!
Bittersweet (1949), DON'T EAT.
Black (1903), wipe yr crack.
Blue (1903), that's magic poo!
Blue Bell (1998), it lacks poo smell.
Blue Green (1949), I know where you've been.
Blue Violet (1949), flush the tiolet.
Brick Red (1949), you're addicted.
Brink Pink (1998), you've got fink stink.
Brown (1903), go to town.
Burnt Orange (1958), etc.
Burnt Sienna (1949), wipe with a tenna.
HERE'S WHERE I PASS IT ON!
Cadet Blue (1958)
Canary (1998)
Caribbean Green (1998)
Carnation Pink (1949)
Cerise (1993)
Cerulean (1990)
Chestnut (1999)
Copper (1958)
Cornflower (1949)
Cotton Candy (1998)
Cranberry (1998)
Dandelion (1990)
Denim (1993)
Desert Sand (1998)
Eggplant (1998)
Electric Lime (1990)
Fern (1998)
Forest Green (1958)
Fuchsia (1990)
Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown (1998)
Gold (1949)
Goldenrod (1958)
Granny Smith Apple (1993)
Gray (1949)
Green (1903)
Green Yellow (1949)
Hot Magenta (1990)
Inch Worm (2003)
Indigo (2000)
Jazzberry Jam (2003)
Jungle Green (1990)
Laser Lemon (1990)
Lavender (1958)
Macaroni and Cheese (1993)
Magenta (1949)
Mahogany (1949)
Manatee (1998)
Mango Tango (2003)
Maroon (1949)
Mauvelous (1993)
Melon (1949)
Midnight Blue (1958)
Mountain Meadow (1998)
Navy Blue (1958)
Neon Carrot (1990)
Olive Green (1949)
Orange (1903)
Orchid (1949)
Outer Space (1998)
Outrageous Orange (1990)
Pacific Blue (1993)
Peach (1962)
Periwinkle (1949)
Pig Pink (1998)
Pine Green (1949)
Pink Flamingo (1998)
Plum (1958)
Purple Heart (1998)
Purple Mountain's Majesty (1993)
Purple Pizzazz (1990)
Radical Red (1990)
Raw Sienna (1958)
Razzle Dazzle Rose (1990)
Razzmatazz (1993)
Red (1903)
Red Orange (1949)
Red Violet (1949)
Robin's Egg Blue (1993)
Royal Purple (1990)
Salmon (1949)
Scarlet (2000)
Screamin’ Green (1990)
Sea Green (1949)
Sepia (1958)
Shadow (1998)
Shamrock (?)
Shocking Pink (1990)
Silver (1949)
Sky Blue (1958)
Spring Green (1949)
Sunglow (1990)
Sunset Orange (1998)
Tan (1949)
Tickle Me Pink (1993)
Timber Wolf (1993)
Torch Red (1998)
Tropical Rain Forest (1993)
Tumbleweed (1993)
Turquoise Blue (1949)
Unmellow Yellow (1990)
Violet (1903)
Violet Red (1949)
Vivid Tangerine (1990)
Vivid Violet (1998)
Wild Blue Yonder (2003)
Wild Strawberry (1990)
Wild Watermelon (1990)
Wisteria (1993)
Yellow (1903)
Yellow Green (1949)
Yellow Orange (1949)
― Huk-L, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
The man who gave me this sage advice claims he was, it is claimed, dunking his dicky in Agnetha from Abba in the late 70s. I'm not sure I believe these claims.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link
If you sprinkleWhile you tinkleBe a sweetieWipe the seatie!
God, just put a furry cover on the toilet lid and a frilly dolly cover over the spare roll and be fucking done with it already.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Peepee sahov -- lo tov.Peepee lavan -- mitzuyan!
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link
it's like Ken Nordine when he was 5
― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link
http://phonogram.us/images/viewpoint/george/georgeds.jpg
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 June 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 9 June 2005 09:35 (eighteen years ago) link
If it's temporarily harmlessly dark and dismal, you've been taking Pepto-Bismol.
― estela (estela), Thursday, 9 June 2005 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Someone should totally set this thread to music. Billy Bragg, I think.
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), June 8th, 2005 7:06 PM.
trayce i always thought that sign was directed at men. how is it even possible for a girl to sprinkle on the seatie?
― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link
June 29, 2005 3:03 p.m. EST
Christina Ficara - All Headline News Staff Reporter
London, England (AHN) - In response to threatening water shortage reports, Mayor Ken Livingstone suggests residents not "flush the lavatory if you have just had a pee."
The water shortage facing the south of England forced Livingstone to take dramatic action to avert a crisis and address the situation.
At a press conference at City Hall, Livingstone suggested, "The quickest and most dramatic impact is, don't use a sprinkler or hose in the garden, don't use a hose to wash your car and don't flush the lavatory if you have just had a pee."
According to Livingstone, the measure would be a matter of personal choice, admitting he had changed his own behavior.
― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 07:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link
If it's yellow,let it mellow;if it's brown,flush it down.If it's runny,THAT'S NOT FUNNY--eat some fiber,you wet-ass clown!
If it's rock-like,be all Spock-like:it's logicalto eat more fruit.If it's noisy,call your boys, G!They will laughat every toot.
If it's stringy,check your thingyfor colonicparasites:creepy tapeworms,anal gapeworms,wriggling butt-germsthat's not right!
If it's tiny,lube your hiney;maybe that'llstretch it out.If it's giant,hope you're pliant!Don't let neighborshear you shout.
But if it's poopy,not too goopy,pat yourselfright on the back.Shut your hole andflush the bowl anddon't forgetto wipe your crack!
― criscothingy, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
"If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown... um... let it mellow."
― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link