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j'accuse j blount, nrq

Emile Zola, Saturday, 13 August 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

GERMINAL! GERMINAL!

Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 13 August 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

I often think of myself as a conservative. I wish to see the U.S. conserve its traditions of democracy, civil rights, individual dignity, tolerance and freedom in the face of the continued onslaught of greed, plutocracy, obscurantism, racism and chauvinism.

M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 13 August 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

There's a point on the political spectrum where libertarians from both the right and left wing are closer in view to each other than they are to some other members of their own party.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 13 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Wow, that's so counterintuitive it must be right! Or not.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

There's a point on the political spectrum where libertarians from both the right and left wing are closer in view to each other than they are to some other members of their own party.

For years I tried to make this notion work sans cognitive dissonance. Nowadays, I'm afraid I see this point on the political spectrum as the metaphoric equivalent to the commons area in Federal Prison where Timothy McVeigh and the Unabomber are said to have stopped to chat.

M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 13 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

j'accuse Main Tracer aussi

Emile Zola, Saturday, 13 August 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

When NRQ first appeared here I thought we could make common cause—he's certainly a political animal, excited by the political threads—but he now feels perplexingly rightish to me. But not to the right of the Blairites. Blount I think has a secret history of conservatism and has subsequently felt ashamed of it. Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel. I don't think Tracer is rightish at all, though. He's "progressive"!

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 13 August 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

in an earlier time and place -- say, 1965 or 1975 -- it is quite possible that i could've been a republican. albeit a "rockefeller republican" -- socially liberal, fiscally moderate-to-conservative -- which was a rather common stance in the northeastern states. that republican party is long-gone, however.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...if you're conservative you should be out and proud on ILE

Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 13 August 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

hmm im not a conservative, but i'd say im to the right of a lot of ILX (or at the very least i feel that my liberalness is very shakey--or is that what being a liberal means?)

on the other hand, i tend to think of extreme liberals as pretty conservative. (momus is a good example)

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 13 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel.

even for an avowed racist like yourself, this is rather shocking, congratulations

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 13 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)


What happened to that "militia" guy? I liked him. sorry, I forgot his name.

whiteout (bobnope), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

This thread can only end in backbiting and recriminations.. which is about as left as it gets ca. a certain point in the chronology of US progressive politics i.e. 1969 or so

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Hello There!

Closet Communists here

The Lurkers, Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

A pox on the ridiculous notion of a one-dimensional political "spectrum"!

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

I am an avowed moderate - some of my positions are probably to the right of ILM, others to the left. But this is priceless:

Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel.

So that's that. If you're not sure that the Gaza pullout will solve anything because Hamas has gone on the record saying they'll continue their terrorism anyway, that's not just having a differing opinion, that's "rightish." End of argument, then.

mike a, Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

ILE in having head up its ass shockah!

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Noise Dude in "stoned again" shockah!

ILX, Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

i'm pretty far to the left, but i often find myself playing quasi-conservative devil's advocate when i'm having arguments with left-wing friends. that could mean i'm a closet conservative, but it's more likely i'm just a contrarian who hates to hear everyone agreeing with each other all the time.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

and yeah that momus remark ranks among the 5 stupidest things i've ever seen on ile!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

it's the word 'naturally' that does it

Sym Sym (sym), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I keep my conservatism in the closet, too. It is bound and gagged, and from time to time I open the door and give it a good kick, just to let it know who's the boss.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I'd also call myself a moderate. Ever slightly to the right of center. Having said that, I would've voted for Kerry...so I guess I consider myself a centrist - pragmatist. And I've never been too closeted about it. Hell, in some circles / situations I'm in, it's the leftists who never reveal themselves...

paulhw (paulhw), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

That's what I love about you, Aimless.

Love in a manly way.

Leeeeeeee (Leee), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Momus is talking about bnw and Casuistry, right?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Um...are you sure about that second one?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

ok, OUT I COME

haha no. i would say that, in the past year or so, there have been several ideas held by right wingers currently, that i would agree with. or, more to the point, certain of the bedrock assumptions abt the left's critique (of foreign policy in partic) i am increasingly unconvinced by (i don't think terrorism is sourced in oppression, that's the biggie. stated differently, i try not to reflexively assume that one's position on a spectrum of power figures as an inverse of your ethical standing.) beyond that i'm the new dealer i always was.

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

local twin cities ilxors also note: i was almost totally unsympathetic to the U's shutdown of its General College, and it took a lot of careful thinking to figure out why that was my first reaction.

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

and re: the first post. "conservative" != "asshole" (j/k fellas)

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

What about those of us who think Israel should never have been created?

well?, Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

you're useless

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

What about those of us who think Israel should never have been created?

It doesn't follow, does it, that thinking Israel should never have been created means you think Israel should now cease to be?

M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 13 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Very, very few Jews get named "Chris". It's just not kosher.

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Yet I always get put on the mailing lists for Hillel stuff when I enter a new campus. (My last name has "berg" for a suffix, which I assume is the reason.)

Chris F. (servoret), Sunday, 14 August 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Haha woops I meant... shit, who did I mean again??! WHO ARE YOU, COME OUT AND BE RIDICULED.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 14 August 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)


Old-school Republican here, which makes me a radical in these times.

whiteout (bobnope), Sunday, 14 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

i hate jews and blacks and women and chinks and fags and communists and disableds

78585876986, Sunday, 14 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

THey all cum under fagits doe

3248632032, Sunday, 14 August 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

I generally describe myself as a labor leftist, but I do appreciate certain conservative ideas (depending on how you define conservative) - balanced budgets, mandatory national service (not neccesarily military), stip government down to it's most important functions (prioritizing this correctly is a major divergence from current rightist policiy, though) a few others along those lines.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

So 'loggedout' is a closet conservative, apparently. Seems to conflict with his/her sexual exploits, but then again that seems to be typical these days, right?


When was the last time "balanced budgets" and "fiscal responsibility" was a part of being a conservative? Not a rhetorical question, I get the feeling this aspect of conservatism ended before my lifetime but people still seem to cling to it.

richardk (Richard K), Sunday, 14 August 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

i hate gay marriage and am v. religous.

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 14 August 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

http://images.somethingawful.com/reviews/movies/druids/druids_27.jpg

richardk (Richard K), Sunday, 14 August 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

under fagits doe

a deer? a female deer?

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 August 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

It was stupid and racist of me to say "Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel"... why? Is it one of these "So true it's obvious, and therefore unnecessary to spell out" statements? Or is it one of these "Too inflammatory to just throw into a casual conversation about politics, no matter how key and central" statements? Or is it one of these "Lady, if you have to ask..." statements? Or how about "Essentialist", ie "How dare you assume that Israel is essentially a right wing country" or "How dare you assume that Jews have any connection with Israel"?

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 August 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

it's the word 'naturally' that does it

And the word 'some' that undoes it.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

thats not actually true though, is it? the 'some' doesnt undo the 'naturally' at all. im not sure its obvious that the rightish noises came naturally? i think its a good idea to say who you mean, rather than grouping them together, when you only mean some of them, as some of the germany living people naturally do

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

"some" (read: all) jews have a pretty good reason to be touchy about israel.

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

those gol-durned women get so touchy about having the right to vote!

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

nah only some of them

gem (trisk), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

naturally

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

"Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel"

=

"Some of the Jewish posters make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel, naturally, because they're all right-wing lunatics."

OR

"Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel"

=

"Some of the Jewish posters make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel, as i'm sure you're all aware of."


when i read momus' post, i read it as the latter. depends on how you read his use of the word 'naturally'. and even then, i'm not trying to say that either statement is correct in any way. just pointing out that it seems less inflammatory (and stupid), in the second instance.
anyway, i think momus was right when he said: "Too inflammatory to just throw into a casual conversation about politics". it's very dangerou to throw these kind of statements about. especially when the jews have their secret networks of mossad agents monitoring all we do and say. they're trying to control all our lives.

michael grant (michael digby grant), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

they control the banks and the movie studios!!

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

(actually they do, cuz they had the good sense to go to business school and make something of their lives)

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

it's not just the banks and the movies they control. they can control your mind, man. cos y'see, they're not really human. they're some kind of devil spawn creature, which allows them to enter your brain and mess with your thoughts. that's how they got everyone to believe that the 'holocaust' really happened. i'm one of the few who know the truth. cos, like, i blah blah. i;'m bored of making this stuff up now.

michael grant (michael digby grant), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.quantumfuture.net/images/moses-auch-sm.jpg

some stockholm cindy talking (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha I know about the horned Moses thing but I don't think I've ever seen one before (except maybe is there a Michelangelo statue or am I imagining it?)

That is hilariously fucked up.

Shockah Shockah Hey!!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

momus is right about NRQ, he is a big fucking tory

3453453453453, Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

hahahahah, just saw this. what can i offer in defence but a recent 'what are you reading thread' where TWO of the books i named had the word 'marxism' (not 'omg marxism sux vol 5' neither) in the title, and almost all of which were written by marxists.

i don't think israel is a simple left/right issue (is anything?) but it's funny people have latched on to it this weekend in this thread. i've never said 'yay sharon' or anything, but when people say stupid shit like 'israel has no right to exist', i get a bit queasy, is all.

it's funny what momus said about me, and kind of true. (i think he's a old school high-tory, generally.) but most of our beef of late has been related to 7/7. scuse me for being touchy when people say that taking issue with religious fundamentalism puts me in jack straw's castle.

can't speak for blount, who will probably be embarrassed to have his name associated with yrs truly (there's any number of terrible, sophomoric lefty posts with my name under 'em), but i'll put it this way: i've never seen him lose an argument, and i can't see that he's a 'conservative'. some kind of libertarian, maybe: good for him.

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

hahahahah, just saw this. what can i offer in defence but a recent 'what are you reading thread' where TWO of the books i named had the word 'marxism' (not 'omg marxism sux vol 5' neither) in the title, and almost all of which were written by marxists.

Really? Coz I was thinking 'this guy tries way too hard'

Emile Zola, Sunday, 14 August 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

don't try it.

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 14 August 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

TOo many niggers and fags in this board

2142423576894, Sunday, 14 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Now there's a guy who tries way too hard.

Shockah Shockah Hey!!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 14 August 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Too inflammatory to just throw into a casual conversation about politics?

"racist...or transgressive?" jesus christ, man. Read your own sentence again once or twice. Ask yourself: 1) is a pro-Israel stance necessarily a "rightist" stance? Here I'll help you with that one: no. That left & right movements around the world have positioned themselves, respectively, pro-Palestine & pro-Israel doesn't make support of Israel a necessarily rightist position. Plenty of lefties are pro-Palestine because it's part of their cultural positioning travel-kit, the same's true with the right & their motivations; forces outside of the region taking stances say nothing about the political content of Israel/Palestine/etc. I know: for you, guilt by association is everything, but sometimes, if only for the sake of decency, it's best to defer one's prejudices, "natural" or otherwise.

Which brings me to 2), the other thing you might ask yourself about: your use of the word "naturally." Other posters have addressed this already; one has offered you a possible out, but you're not lazy with words, and you know very well what it means in the sentence above. So do I.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 14 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

I interpreted Momus's Israel statement as:

"Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel, because they want to support the Israeli state, and the Israeli state uses right wing rhetoric to defend its actions."

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

...still a stretch.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

worst thread ever

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

worst as in 'best': somebody knows who i am!

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Hey yeah, you're that one guy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

The reason I posted my own interpretation is that I share that automatic sense of discomfort in reading Momus's quote but I'm not actually sure what at (which is not to say my discomfort is necessarily unfounded; rather that it's source is uncertain)

I could easily imagine someone saying "Some Americans naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about the war on terror", or even "Some muslims living in the U.S. naturally make leftish noises when you say stuff about the war on terror" (assuming for a moment that "rightish" means vehement support for the Govt's anti-terrorist strategy (incl. War in Iraw, suspension of civil liberties, racial profiling etc.) and "leftish" means criticism of it) - the first implies that a sense of patriotic nationalism might influence a person's opinion, the second that a person's cultural and religious ties might influence their opinion, and such influences are rather "natural" (word is still dodgy, yeah, let's pretend he said "unsurprising".

Are these statements risible? I'm neither American nor Muslim so I'm not sure. Having said that if someone said "Some Australians naturally make rightish noises if anyone mentions refugees and mandatory detention" I wouldn't be upset (except in the sense of being depressed!). If such statements aren't offensive, is a similar statement in relation to Jews/Israel offensive for different reasons?

Is it purely the use of the word "naturally"? Is it purely the assignment of left/right positions with regard to the Israel/Palestine issue (and, when Israel's own Parliament reproduces the left/right split Momus is assigning, is this illegitimate?)? Is something else going on? I dunno!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

it's his tone of voice.

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Tim I think it's that it sounds suspiciously/EXACTLY like he's saying "Jews're gonna support Israel, 'course they are, that's how Jews are!" when anyone who's ever been to a meeting/rally supporting the rights of the Palestinians for self-determination knows that Jews aren't as fucking kneejerk as the cited sentence - controversially...or too inflammatorily? - explicitly states.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Is it purely the assignment of left/right positions with regard to the Israel/Palestine issue

Yes (for me, anyway).

Also, there's the assignment of "Jews" to the task of "supporting Israel", implying that Jews are the only people who could or would do such a thing. It's kind of like saying "black Americans are naturally a bit sensitive when it comes to racial profiling" as if that's a black problem, and not everybody's problem.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

"It's kind of like saying "black Americans are naturally a bit sensitive when it comes to racial profiling" as if that's a black problem, and not everybody's problem."

.... Except of course that not everyone will recognise that this is the case, so that the groups that come out and complain about racial profiling, apart from dedicated civil liberties groups, are groups that are likely to be the victims of racial profiling... ie. they are more likely to be sensitive!

Likewise many people might support the right of Israel to hold onto the Gaza strip (or some other political issue at stake in the general Israel/Palestine conundrum), but the only time this is, say, actually talked about at my uni campus in any public fashion is when the Jewish student groups hold rallies explicitly stating this position.

Of course it would not occur to me to see something sinister in the fact that the groups who are seeking to defend Israel's actions (in Australia at any rate) tend to be Jewish.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

A man, a plan, your last passport read Sudan.
No more hustling boys in the discos of Tehran.
Bahrain to Oatar to Oran To Suez,
You're a cipher on the border with a pistol in the fez.

Working for the Mossad!

Shadows, deception, sneaking under windows.
Walk on in costume and exit out a window.
A gesture from a stranger, a signal on a watch.
Tonight you're laughing in a bar, slipping poison in a scotch.

Working for the Mossad!

Plant a bomb im the calmn fronds of a palm.
Hop a cab to the red eye to Dar Es Salaam.
Giza to Gaza to Derna to Dubai,
You're a stranger at the airport with a twinkle in the eye

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 14 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I find Momus's statement badly worded, but hardly offensive. I do think it's a bit overly-PC to get po-faced whenever someone mentions Jewish support for Israel. It's a Jewish state, of course most western Jews are pro-Israel.

Also, there's the assignment of "Jews" to the task of "supporting Israel", implying that Jews are the only people who could or would do such a thing. It's kind of like saying "black Americans are naturally a bit sensitive when it comes to racial profiling" as if that's a black problem, and not everybody's problem.
I don't like that comparison at all. People of all ethnicities care about racial profiling because it's a basic civil rights issue. You can't extend that to Israel's existence.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 14 August 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Distressing thread.

Most Jews may be pro Israel but that doesn't 'naturally' make them rightish. I hate this pigeon-holing and, as I say, am distressed by this thread.

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Sunday, 14 August 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Momus didn't say that 'naturally made them rightish.' He said that they naturally made rightish noises about Israel - ie 'loud support for Israel is rightish in nature.' You can disagree, but it's hardly anti-Semitic.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 14 August 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Backbiting! Recriminations!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

milo what part of "Jewish posters naturally make rightist noises" is giving you trouble? for your reading to stand, it'd need to say "rightist Jewish poster naturally make rightist noises." I know you're big on Palestine but that shouldn't cloud your ability to parse simple grammar.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

'loud support for Israel is rightish in nature.'

No it isn't.

People of all ethnicities care about racial profiling because it's a basic civil rights issue.

Lots of non-Palestinian people stand up for Palestinian rights. I don't see many white, self-proclaimed liberals abandoning the Palestinian cause exclusively to the Palestinians. However, it's being implied on this thread that the Jews are responsible for supporting Israel, and anyone else who dares to do so is at risk for being outed as a conservative. Whatever.

Support for Israel is not exclusively a Jewish responsibility. If you care about an issue, then it doesn't matter what ethnicity you are. You make it your business to care.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

worst thread ever

-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 14th, 2005.

OTM.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

So much shite gets talked on the Left that it almost makes you want to become conservative, closet or otherwise.

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

you people are so easy to bait it's fucking unreal

Emile Zola, Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

stop baiting me for the love of god

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Most Jews may be pro Israel but that doesn't 'naturally' make them rightish.

Hey, I like how the "some" has been changed into "most" here!

milo what part of "Jewish posters naturally make rightist noises" is giving you trouble?

And wait, what happened to "some" in that gloss too?

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Thesis 1: Some Jews support Israel.
Thesis 2: Israel is currently right wing.

Objection 1: But there are some Jews who do not support Israel!
Objection 2: And there are some people who support Israel who are not Jews!
Objection 3: And there is no connection between support for Israel and support for its right wing policies!

Conclusion: No definitive statement can be made about the ethnicity of those who support Israel, the Jewish state, pending further empirical investigation. Furthermore, no conclusion can be drawn about the political leanings of those who support Israel, or of the political position of the Israeli state itself. Further empirical observation of the behaviour of the Israeli government is needed, but hasty decisions should be avoided, at least until the perimeter fence is complete.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

You are an obtuse foppish wanker.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

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sittin here la la waitin for my ya ya (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Strange, it says "Acute Foppish Wanker" on my card.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

A Cute Foppish Wanker / Elec. Folker

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Sunday, 14 August 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

i have to say i'm with momus on this one. his original comment could have done with better explanation. but it's not like you didn't know what he meant by it. it wasn't meant as a lead-in to some grand debate about israel's right to exist etc etc. i haven't been on this board too long, but from what i've seen, i'd guess momus is able to put forward a reasonably articulate pov about the middle east, if he chooses to do so. and in the right context. (this is distinct from whethere or not i may agree with what he has to say). what is it about this issue thyat makes people start jumping down each others throats? and makes people infer tone, content, anti-semitism, pro-israel bias, ethnicity etc etc from the tiniest comment?

don't get me wrong, i completely understand that this issue raises strong emotions, but there is seriously no need to get so fucking touchy about comments, especially when not in the context of a proper discussion of the issues. i'm guessing there are plenty of israel-related threads out there.

basically what i'm saying is: why can't we all just get along?

michael grant (michael digby grant), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Momus please tell me more about the early Black Dice recordings!

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

"Lots of non-Palestinian people stand up for Palestinian rights. I don't see many white, self-proclaimed liberals abandoning the Palestinian cause exclusively to the Palestinians. However, it's being implied on this thread that the Jews are responsible for supporting Israel, and anyone else who dares to do so is at risk for being outed as a conservative. Whatever. "

You're speaking of these people as if they exist in a political vacuum, as if people spontaneously wake up and decide to stand up for Palestinian rights. Whereas in fact the very concern with the rights of Palestinians that is expressed in Western countries is articulated almost solely within a leftist discourse. If a non-Palestinian person began lecturing me on how Palestinians are being oppressed, I would prima facie assume that they were left wing until they demonstrated otherwise.

Whereas, the very insistence that no real consideration of Palestinian rights can begin until the terrorism stops is, to the extent that it is articulated by non-Israeli and non-Jewish groups, articulated within the discourse of the right.

Of course there are:
a) Jewish people who don't support Israel
b) Jewish people who support Israel but from a left-wing perspective
c) left-wing non-Jews who support Israel
d) right-wing non-Jews who don't support Israel

But the existence of these groups doesn't change the fact that arguments supporting the actions of the Israeli state are - outside of Israel - hegemonically aggregated with right-wing political perspectives... anymore than the existence of Log Cabin Republicans or conservative FLAP members changes the fact that pro-GLBT arguments are hegemonically aggregated with left-wing political perspectives. On the whole people are more likely to reflect such hegemonic combinations than not - as these hegemonic combinations are those which are reproduced in Govts, in the media, in universities... I can't think of an Australian paper whose postion on Israel/Palestine appears at odds with its position on the political perspective.

Ironically, I think the cracks in these hegemonic combinations have only begun to appear (for the first time in several years) since the moves by the Sharon Govt to remove the settlers from the Gaza strip. For the first time a lot of media organs appear to be a bit confused about which line they're supposed to take.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Momus to world: "if I am called on my overtly racist statements, it's an Orwellian attempt to silence debate!" film at eleven

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

momus has already defended himself. to add to his defense, though, it is more than a little annoying to us goys that we ALWAYS have to put on kid's gloves and speak w/ the precision of an oxford don whenever we discuss israel lest we be accused of anti-semitism. quite frankly, anyone who thinks that that state of affairs is somehow aiding israel's cause is seriously deluded. not to mention that it's been my experience that israelis themselves are MUCH more freewheeling and less censorious when discussing what's going on in their part of the world than americans have been.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 August 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Thesis 2: Israel is currently right wing.

You picked a great day to try to pin down a definition of the Israeli right-wing.

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

milo what part of "Jewish posters naturally make rightist noises" is giving you trouble? for your reading to stand, it'd need to say "rightist Jewish poster naturally make rightist noises." I know you're big on Palestine but that shouldn't cloud your ability to parse simple grammar.

How would you 'know' that? I don't think I've ever said five words on Israel/Palestine at ILX - in fact because I think the issue is simply too complicated and removed from my existence to take a position on. The most extreme I get on Israel is "gee I wish the IDF would stop killing Palestinian children" and "gee, I wish suicide bombers would stop killing Israeli children."

But as long as we're on "simple grammar," let us read what Momus actually wrote. Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel.

Oh, look at the there modifying clause - "when you say stuff about Israel." Gee, when you remove all the modifiers the sentence looks completely different - imagine that, huh?

Now, I'm on record as finding Momus in general to be a pseud wanker - but he has shown no signs of being a bigot as he is accused of here.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

No it isn't.

I don't necessarily disagree. That's why I followed that sentence with "You can disagree, but it's hardly anti-Semitic."

Lots of non-Palestinian people stand up for Palestinian rights.
Right, and that has a close analogy with 'racial profiling' because both are considered basic human rights/civil rights issues.

The existence of Israel (taking a pro-Israel stand) has no such cachet. There's no basic human rights issue at stake when deciding whether or not to defend Israel's creation or continued existence as a 'Jewish state.'

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh, look at the there modifying clause - "when you say stuff about Israel." Gee, when you remove all the modifiers the sentence looks completely different - imagine that, huh??

You really think so? I don't. It looks like racist claptrap either way, with a nice li'l exit clause just in case. "Some of the Jewish posters naturally" is the point past which one need not read unless the suprising conclusion is something like "...come from Jewish families" or something.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 15 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Why? He's not assigning genetic characteristics to all Jews.

He's drawing a conclusion that doesn't seem to be without merit - Jewish posters are more likely than non-Jewish posters to have a deep, emotional relationship to the existence and struggle of Israel.

You can disagree with his arguments - that Jewish people hold Israel in higher esteem than non-Jews, that the defense of Israel is right-wing nature, etc. - but calling him a bigot is lazy and untrue (on this).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 15 August 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

This thread was so much better when it was about how I was Jewish.

Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 August 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

bnw otm. ever crack a fucking newspaper momus?

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 15 August 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

scuse me for being touchy when people say that taking issue with religious fundamentalism puts me in jack straw's castle.

Yeah, I hate those Straw man arguments.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 15 August 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Settler: It's very hard to leave the Gaza Strip. It was Ariel Sharon who told us to come here, and now it's Arien Sharon who is telling us to leave.

Abbas: We support this withdrawal, but it's just a beginning. We want to see the 1967 borders restored.

Announcer on BBC: Some see this as just a token gesture. While they're pulling out of Gaza, the Israelis are reinforcing their position in the far more important West Bank and Jerusalem.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

This could have been quite a good thread.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 15 August 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

I often think of myself as a conservative. I wish to see the U.S. conserve its traditions of democracy, civil rights, individual dignity, tolerance and freedom in the face of the continued onslaught of greed, plutocracy, obscurantism, racism and chauvinism.

You are my brother and I claim my five pounds!

Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Monday, 15 August 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

But the existence of these groups doesn't change the fact that arguments supporting the actions of the Israeli state are - outside of Israel - hegemonically aggregated with right-wing political perspectives.

who is deciding what 'right-wing' means here? i don't think the current noninterventionist stance of the 'left' in britain is universally and for all time a 'left' persepctive; in fact, it has a lot in common with oild tory noninterventionism.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

i was almost totally unsympathetic to the U's shutdown of its General College, and it took a lot of careful thinking to figure out why that was my first reaction.

How opportune this came up, because it's the most clear-cut instance of how I differ from the campus lefty massive. Even people who have never previously performed at a satisfactory level academically should be given a chance at college, but to continue to indulge their failings once they're there is stupid. I hope I don't sound like someone's evil dad.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

Part of the problem is that I never understood the GC's purpose. Their website says: "The General College (GC) is an access point to the University of Minnesota for high-potential students who express a strong interest in pursuing their educational goals at the University but may not meet the competitive admission standards of the other freshman-admitting colleges." but the CLA, at least, will take absolutely anyone anyway.
If UMN were a selective university at all, then the GC would have some coherent function; but as far as I've ever seen, the largest colleges will admit anyone with a pulse, and I'd bet that the more selective ones (hello Carlson Assholes!) turn up their nose at admitting transfers from the GC anyway.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

NRQ - Denying people access to basic amenities necessary for a basic existence above subsistence is generally held to be a denial of human rights, and therefore whilst not implicitly 'right-wing' is more 'not left-wing'. To do that on the basis of ethnicity / religion is even more 'not left-wing' and makes it more situated in the 'right-wing' camp.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

to be honest, i don't think the left-right thing works at all here. how 'left' is hamas? while, again, i do not supprot sharon's policies, abstracting out israel's worst behaviour does not more for resolving the situation than would a 'suicide bombing is not left-wing' type argument.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

I've not made any comment about the 'left-wingness' of the opponents on right-wing policies. How about engaging with the argument that Sharon's policies are right-wing?

I'm also not trying to resolve things; my ability to influence the policies of Sharon is somewhat limited. The best chance I have is to try and help build up a greater understanding of why those policies are wrong (in both senses of wrong) and to that end, I'm intervening here.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 August 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

of course sharon's policies are right-wing, i've not said otherwise. i was taking issue with this statement:

"arguments supporting the actions of the Israeli state are - outside of Israel - hegemonically aggregated with right-wing political perspectives."

my argument's not about the policies as such but the other 'political perspectives' they're being 'hegemonically aggregated' with. i suppose i'm asking for specifics, and about the concept of 'hegemonic aggregation'.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

What I thought was more amusing about Momus's original post was that he seems to assume that Tracer is Jewish.

To do that on the basis of ethnicity / religion is even more 'not left-wing' and makes it more situated in the 'right-wing' camp.

Hmm, actually not sure about this Dave, whilst facism can clearly be situated in a right-wing schema and usually involves much of what you say, teh Common Acgricultural Policy, a definitively (European) socialist construction also has much of the effects you state are not more left-wing.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 15 August 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

"my argument's not about the policies as such but the other 'political perspectives' they're being 'hegemonically aggregated' with. i suppose i'm asking for specifics, and about the concept of 'hegemonic aggregation'. "

Okay, by this I mean that in the public discourse I'm exposed to (I've tried to be careful to mention what and where there is generated - primarily the Australian media, the official statements of Australian political and community groups etc. But also a smattering of UK and US-situated media) explicit support for the actions of the Israeli state over and against the grievances of Palestinians - as opposed to the more ambivalent "it takes two to tango" line which liberal democrat writers tend to go with - is put forward in tandem with:

- arguments that the war in Iraq was justified
- arguments that the war on terror necessitates restricting immigration and intake of refugees, as well as the restriction of certain civil liberties
- arguments that policies of multiculturalism are a primary cause of inter-cultural hatred which in turn fuels terrorism.
- arguments that the overwhelming majority of impoverished nations and cultures owe their impoverishment to the corruption and/or poor management of their governments or de facto governments, and that providing foreign aid to these nations merely entrenches their impoverishment

I wouldn't claim that all of these are automatically right-wing positions (and indeed, the first and fourth argument have often been put forward from left-wing perspectives, although probably not together), but they are rarely expressed all together as part of an overall political perspective (i.e. hegemonically aggregated) by any person or group who doesn't self-identify as politically conservative.

Furthermore, many (but not all) of the media organs and political groups that advocate these positions also tend to be sympathetic toward arguments for:
- the deregulation of Industrial Relations laws
- low taxes and low welfare expenditure
- the inappropriateness of extending formal legal equality to certain minorities such as homosexuals
- the value of teaching intelligent design alongside evolution in class rooms
- the need to institutionalise, reinstitutionalise or preserve certain traditions which speak to a nation's dominant or original national, cultural or religious identity.
- the superiority of a user-pays education system.

Again, these aren't all obviously right-wing positions, but when expressed together they map out the co-ordinates for what I assume we can agree is a right-wing political identity.

Of course it is entirely possible to detach a strong support for the Israeli state from such hegemonic aggregations and articulate it from some non-right or even left-wing perspective, but in practice the overwhelming tendency has been toward the opposite.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

What I thought was more amusing about Momus's original post was that he seems to assume that Tracer is Jewish.

this is even more indefensible than the 'trife is black' thing!

woo, is it hot in here? (fingers collar nervously)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 15 August 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

ok, tim, where does that get us? your original argument was that the existence of

"a) Jewish people who don't support Israel
b) Jewish people who support Israel but from a left-wing perspective
c) left-wing non-Jews who support Israel
d) right-wing non-Jews who don't support Israel"

was irrelevant because of the hegemon discussed above (which as you've pointed out is not all that seamless: being pro-iraq war is not necessarily 'right-wing').

but i don't understand the relevance of this to the question of your position on israel/palestine. if you just swing behind 'the left' because that's what the aggregate of hegemony tells you to do, then who's the winner? the thing to do is break the connections you've described.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm not defending people who are pro-Palestine by default! The left is as guilty when it comes to these sorts of aggregates as the right!

Anyway the interesting thing about Israel/Palestine is that, while there's plenty of left-wing hawks who get editorial space, very few left-wing pro-Israel types ever appear in the papers over here. In fact I can't remember coming across an article defending the wall, the military incursions etc. from a left-wing perspective. I'd be interested to see one!

It is precisely because the hegemon seems so unusually successful on either side (with regard to this debate) that I'm hesitant to take a position for fear of adopting a readymade rather than utilising any critical thought. I think all of my posts here have been "meta" as a result of this caution/cowardice.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

I think Carlin is right - the thread could have been better. It seems to have become something other than what was first promised or announced.

I like Tracer H, a lot. I have no recriminations against him!

the bellefox, Monday, 15 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

the thing to do is break the connections you've described.

There seems to be a denial going on here of the massive ideological configurations that do pattern so much political debate and that are, in a certain sense, the rules of the political game. To the extent that we all "play at politics", we learn to identify these ideas, to read them between the lines. The kind of linked policies that Tim spells out above are widely accepted as conservative positions.

Thomas Frank's book "What's The Matter With Kansas" is about how the US has become utterly polarised between left and right-voting states. We've gone from people in the 90s thinking that centrism and "the end of history" had made the language of left and right irrelevant, to the completely opposite position of a radically ideological tussle which splits the US in two. (Not to mention families; see Kate's post about her brother above.)

What's interesting is how arbitrary these "packages" of ideas are. In some instances policies which one were thought of as defining a leftist position have come to be aligned with a rightist position. Frank gives one example:

"We are in an environment where Republicans talk constantly about class -- in a coded way, to be sure -- but where Democrats are afraid to bring it up."

That's a reversal of the traditional view that the left could only benefit from fostering class consciousness whereas the right could only lose by it.

But despite paradoxes like that, left / right is one of the oppositions that won't go away in our culture, like man / woman or black / white. Whether you like it or not, they're "differences that make a difference".

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

I don't disagree with all of that by any means. But re. the last line I think I would say that various 'oppositions' become more or less important over time - in history. 'Black / white' could be one of those. 'Young vs old' could perhaps become more important in future. 'Gentile / Jew' is important to some people, not to others. Likewise 'Protestant / Catholic' or 'Japanese / Korean'.

The differences are real, but their importances seem to be contextually variable.

the nutfox, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Momus, could you give a few examples of posts from Jewish ilxors demonstrating rightish, centrist and leftish noises w.r.t. Israel please? Just so we can understand what you mean, given that these terms are fluid as you point out. (This isn't a challenge and I also know doing that kind of search can be a pain in the arse, so maybe just a sort of made up version - but please without reducing the subtlety if you see what I mean.)

beanz (beanz), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Tracer was right when he identified it as a reference to bnw's posts. And you're right to say I can't be arsed to track them all down.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Some of the Jewish posters naturally make rightish noises when you say stuff about Israel.

maybe it's the lack of clarity over the "stuff". like if someone said, 'israel ought not exist', i think these 'rightish' noises would be in order.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I would say that various 'oppositions' become more or less important over time - in history

Completely agree. "Differences that make a difference" can become "differences that don't make a difference" (eye colour or handedness, for instance). Left / right seemed to be slipping away into a big warm swamp of social-democratic "third way" fudge in the 90s, but came back early this decade thanks, I think, at least in part, to just two men: Karl Rove and Osama Bin Laden.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Then again, although OBL clearly wants to polarize at all costs, I think he's a confusing figure for the left / right opposition as we know it.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

i think most of osama's positions are more easily assimilated to the right than to the left.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

is that frank book worth picking up?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

The worrying thing for the left, then, would be that there are no major left wing figures in the world right now, nobody to incarnate what being left wing actually means, or what "the struggle" actually is.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Does that mean Left wing = opposition of right wing things, with right wing things being simply What I Don't Like (And If You Like Them You Can't Be In My Gang)?

beanz (beanz), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Here is a question that some of you may be able to help with. I am writing an article in which I want to mention the fact that lots of people in the US are very religious. It is only a passing reference: the rough idea is: 'we can't talk about the secular developed world not believing in heaven, in the age of ...' Well, where it says '...' I would like to mention some public US figure who exemplifies this prominent Christian fundamentalism, if that is the right word for it. Dubya would be an example, in a way, but I don't want it to be him - but one of his most religious advisors, or whatever, would do.

I hope that someone can help me with this, and that no-one is offended in any way by my question - eg, by my relative ignorance.

the bellefox, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

mel gibson

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Rick Santorum is the first name that comes to mind.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

The worrying thing for the left, then, would be that there are no major left wing figures in the world right now, nobody to incarnate what being left wing actually means, or what "the struggle" actually is.
-- Momus (nic...), August 15th, 2005.

i think this is a cause for hope (you KNOW i'm partly fucking around here, momus): it means the left doesn't have to make do with bell-ends like stalin or mao.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

bellefox: do you mean a billy graham like figure, or someone who is actually a full time advisor to the president?

ryan (ryan), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

What's the name of the guy who wrote the Left Behind books?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Ryan: that's the thing - I didn't want simply to name Billy Graham - it's more the latter kind of character that I had in mind, yes. But all suggestions welcome.

the bellefox, Monday, 15 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

it means the left doesn't have to make do with bell-ends like stalin or mao.

Clearly no-one is going to be sticking Kim Jong Il posters on their wall. But no-one is going to be sticking Hardt and Negri on their wall either. You need someone who has some power, but is also iconic, an ideological figurehead. Castro is too old and has been there too long. The appalling thought is that the closest we now have to a figurehead like John Lennon (not that he went very far left) is Bono.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

The worrying thing for the left, then, would be that there are no major left wing figures in the world right now, nobody to incarnate what being left wing actually means, or what "the struggle" actually is.
-- Momus (nic...), August 15th, 2005.
i think this is a cause for hope (you KNOW i'm partly fucking around here, momus): it means the left doesn't have to make do with bell-ends like stalin or mao.

-- N_RQ (bl0cke...), August 15th, 2005. (later)

it's also an opportunity for people to stop caring whether they are advancing "left" or "right" wing opinions and simply attempt to fix problems with what seems to be the best solutions at the time. im not saying we should all live in a post-ideological utopia, but it would be nice if we could acknowledge the inherent limitations of ideology every now and then.

tags like "conservative" and "liberal" are just handy distractions most of the time.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 15 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps Keane could be the figureheads that Momus seeks?

the bellefox, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

i guess figureheads are useful for, like, recruitment or something, but not so much as actual "fonts of wisdom" -- i don't think that's a very left-wing idea. but there is a practical problem in terms of spreading ideas around, and i would say the basically academic nature of most left-wing literature (a far cry from pamphlets like luxemburg's or lenin's or, y'know, william morris') (not the actual words themselves, but the chances of their distribution outside a very small coterie) could be seen as as a more serious obstacle than the lack of big names.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

we need issue leaders. not ideological ones.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

"we need issue leaders. not ideological ones. "

Issue leaders ARE ideological leaders. Very few people self-describe their position as ideological, but in fact it is precisely the attempt to distance oneself from ideology that is the ideological move par-excellence. (e.g. isn't the desire to "simply attempt to fix problems with what seems to be the best solutions at the time" the precise creed of "third way" expert management ideology?)

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

what is an issue leader if not an ideological leader? unless, we're talking "management" leaders, in which case we're back to fudgy third way teflon 90s, politics-free politics

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

*you* are an ideology poster, tim; i post *science*.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Personally, I would cite Brecht as my biggest ideological influence. But the Brecht of "Galileo" is very different from the Brecht of "The Measures Taken" or "Handbook For Those Living In Cities". And perhaps a politics of "issues" is exactly what a playright has to develop, because each subject is a different context, a different set of issues.

Finally, though, there's the image of Brecht as a left wing sage, despite his differing positions, and that's an important morale-boosting image. I think it's important that people have a visceral politics, an inbuilt, reflexive revulsion against figures like Bush and Sharon (and yes, Bin Laden). I talk about this a bit in my mini-essay Emotional Communist.

It seems to me that if you don't have an instinctual revulsion against Bush (and, increasingly, Tony Blair, a natural conservative) then no amount of issue-based mini-battles will prevail against his worldview.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

"*you* are an ideology poster, tim; i post *science*. "

I stand corrected, Althusser!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

It was one of the defining moments of the 1980s when Margaret Thatcher declared "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families." A similarly defining moment for our own decade was captured on August 5th, when Tony Blair said he didn't know the meaning of the word "multiculturalism".

More specifically, he said: "I never know, although I use the term myself occasionally, quite what people mean when they talk about multiculturalism. If they mean people living in their separate cultures and never integrating at any point together, I think that's actually certainly not what I mean by the word and I don't think it's what most people would regard as sensible."

The Oxford English dictionary, however, seems to give the word the definition Tony Blair most fears: multiculturalism is "The characteristics of a multicultural society; (also) the policy or process whereby the distinctive identities of the cultural groups within such a society are maintained or supported."

Blair denied that "multiculturalism" meant "not integrating" and stated that, even if it did mean that, "not integrating" was not sensible, whatever word might cover it.

Columbia University Press Encyclopaedia links multiculturalism with pluralism:

"multiculturalism or cultural pluralism, a term describing the coexistence of many cultures in a locality, without any one culture dominating the region. By making the broadest range of human differences acceptable to the largest number of people, multiculturalism seeks to overcome racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination."

Houghton Mifflin links it to the Identity Politics of the 1970s:

"It became a significant force in American society in the 1970s and 1980s as African-Americans, Latinos, and other ethnic groups explored their own history."

Now Blair is trying to push that whole raft of ideas, stuff that seemed tidily integrated into his "Third Way", back off the agenda. Some cultures are better than others. It's okay to bomb others to freedom. Civilisation is pitted against barbarism. And so on.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

But Blair compartmentalises: multiculturalism applies only to the domestic sphere. Foreign policy is wholly separate in his head I think.

beanz (beanz), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

hmmm. i've always associated multiculturalism with the third way! in practice, it's impossible *not* to value one set of rules over another (alas, perhaps). hence societies with laws.

N_RQ, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

It was one of the defining moments of the 1980s when Margaret Thatcher declared "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families."

It's interesting, I hear this kind of argument a lot on ILE too! Even on this thread!

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Tony Blair swings towards sympathy for the idea of "Natural Law".

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to be a hoary old marxist loon, but I generally take right-wing to be that which furthers the interests of those in whose hands power and wealth are concentrated.

There's nothing automatically left-wing about culutral politics if your privelige the economic, but it follows (to me) that life chances are reduced arbitrarily and unhappiness distributed arbitrarily by current distributions of wealth and power, then you should also care about life chances and unhappiness reduced by cultural factors, which makes islamofascists and others right-wing in such a schema.

There's lots of left-figures to inspire, but there's a lot more lcoalised figures - there's few left inspirations on a national or global level, because the left has still not got the hang of winning, and prefers to focus on the 10% it might have with someone than the 90% they support.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

But essentialist positions like "natural law" end up not being so different from your own brand of radical cultural relativism, Momus. You simply set up another meta-set of truths about how we should or should not deal with different "cultures" which are just as arbitrary, particularly considering that what constitutes a different culture in this globalised world is rather arbitrary in itself.

JZ, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

where are the closet contextualists, i wonder

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 15 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

wut?

traejr2, Monday, 15 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Issue leaders ARE ideological leaders. Very few people self-describe their position as ideological, but in fact it is precisely the attempt to distance oneself from ideology that is the ideological move par-excellence. (e.g. isn't the desire to "simply attempt to fix problems with what seems to be the best solutions at the time" the precise creed of "third way" expert management ideology?)

yes of course! i misspoke: just as there is no such thing as "no theory" there is no such thing as "no ideology"--the problem i was attempting to address, however, is people's need to identify themselves with a particular ideology at the expense of, well, everything else. (and perhaps this is just my own ideology here)

ryan (ryan), Monday, 15 August 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

the problem i was attempting to address, however, is people's need to identify themselves with a particular ideology at the expense of, well, everything else

me too

threadstarter, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

"There is no such thing as ideology, there are just individual ideas and their families." Margaret Thatcher Some Posters On This Thread

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 August 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

which ones?

traejr2, Monday, 15 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

the problem i was attempting to address, however, is people's need to identify themselves with a particular ideology at the expense of, well, everything else

I'm struggling to see this as a problem. The alternative is that you act ideologically without seeing the ideology underlying your act or choice. Surely it makes more sense to have a framework?

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 August 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

that's true. but "i can't choose option A because it is right wing" can impede progress as much as help it.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 15 August 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Looks like this thread was a self-fulfilling prophecy:

I'd be pissed at them too if they were blocking the road by my house. Protestors are kinda dumb and often inconsiderate? Can we admit this? If they were here, where Bush has more than one neighbour, I strongly doubt they'd be any more appreciated. And 90% of us voted Kerry.

-- TOMBOT (sheeha...) (webmail), August 15th, 2005 10:38 AM


Yeah, I do think there's automatically something horrible about Moore. I don't have a problem with Sheehan demanding accountability from the White House, but associating with Mr Moore is either a distressing sign of lazy recidivist thinking or an indication that she's smarter than we think. Look at the publicity. Having Moore on your side generates headlines and threads like this.

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), August 15th, 2005 12:33 PM.

Have you considered the actions of the Crawford Peace House? You think Moore's got credibility with anyone but the choir he preaches to? You think that appearing on Air America makes her any different than someone who goes on Sean Hannity or Limbaugh? The vitriol she gets is what she hath sown. She's not trying to make a sensible argument or trying to convince those who otherwise might not share her opinion. She's enjoying her fifteen minutes of fame and playing right into the hands of her (now) political enemies.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), August 15th, 2005 12:58 PM.

this is the thread about Cindy Sheehan and her anti-war vigil


richardk (Richard K), Monday, 15 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

oops a better link: this is the thread about Cindy Sheehan and her anti-war vigil

richardk (Richard K), Monday, 15 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

(BTW, people - if anyone has any good solid answers to my opportunistic question above, it would be good to see them some time in the next 24 hours, during which I have to send off the article!)

the bellefox, Monday, 15 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

(BTW, people - if anyone has any good solid answers to my opportunistic question above, it would be good to see them some time in the next 24 hours, during which I have to send off the article!)

would the folks involved in the "Justice Sunday" conservative events qualify?

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Monday, 15 August 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 15 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I would like to mention some public US figure who exemplifies this prominent Christian fundamentalism,

Bill Frist, Rick Santorum, John Ashcroft, the Walton Family (?), Richard Mellon Scaife. The latter two are not public so much as behind-the-scenes financiers.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 15 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

I think this question really deserves it's own thread.

Or messageboard.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 15 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to see momus on a kibbutz but i think he'd be averse to the y'know, actually working part.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 15 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Is it conservative that I'm increasingly leery of lefties who call for an immediate pull-out of Iraq, just load up the planes and take off? I always read that as less of a legitimate ideological position (morally, etc.) and more lashing out in anger at conservatives no matter what the human cost.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 15 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see Momus respond to me zinging him for never actually hearing records he talks about.

xpost

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 15 August 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), August 15th, 2005.

OCD, assburgers...

seriously, i just posted this for shits n giggles and sat back as it predictably blew up

threadstarter, Monday, 15 August 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

truly you have proven yourself our better

some other logged out asshole, Monday, 15 August 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperry@

Dan otm as per bloody usual. I was going to say this thread = the stupidest shit ever, but in actual fact it's something like the eighth stupidest shit ever.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 August 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

"Is it conservative that I'm increasingly leery of lefties who call for an immediate pull-out of Iraq, just load up the planes and take off? I always read that as less of a legitimate ideological position (morally, etc.) and more lashing out in anger at conservatives no matter what the human cost."

No I think you're right milo, and I think most of "the left" agree with you - Cindy Sheehan for example becomes a figurehead insofar as she argues the war should never have happened, but consensus typically falters when it comes down to what to do next.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Cindy Sheehan for example becomes a figurehead insofar as she argues the war should never have happened, but consensus typically falters when it comes down to what to do next.

except that she hasn't really been about what to do next, has she? it's been a continual, deliberate mischaracterization of her stance to say that she calls for total immediate withdrawal.

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Monday, 15 August 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

I think that's exactly what Tim's saying.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Well, she's not helping her cause there, as it's pretty much exactly what I've seen her say on two separate programs. You'd think someone could get her a media director or something to make the message more clear.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

I may be missing something, but I dont see how anyone wanting US/allied forces out of Iraq also = " just load up the planes and take off?". I am very sure even people who want everyone out, didn't want it to start with etc would not be against support staff, policing staff, Red Cross, UN, etc staying.

(I'm staying RIGHT out of this thread tho, too much absurdism)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

protesting something that happened two years ago = greatest thing ever. hey LBJ! how many kids you kill 40-odd years ago!?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

protesting something that happened two years ago

This is just silly. US involvement in Iraq is an ongoing issue, not to mention a damned expensive one in blood and treasure. The question of whether the person who currently controls our Iraq policy has engaged in a knowing, purposeful and continuing campaign of deception in regard to that policy is (to coin a phrase) urgent and key.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

course it's silly, and of course we were lied to, but you need better arguments than 'we invaded iraq for israel' and better solutions than 'pull out now'.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

of course we were lied to, but you need better arguments than 'we invaded iraq for israel'

exactly. as mentioned on the other thread(christ, parallel convos on the same board), trying to persuade supporters by chanting "Bush lied; thousands died" won't do shit. Of course politicians lie, these people think, they have to sometimes lie to us for our own good.


better solutions than 'pull out now'.

i agree, too. One of the fucked up things about this particular war is that they have fucked up so many options(e.g. pissing off world allies) as to changing the situation. Insurgencies/civil wars last for YEARS.

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

we need better than moore. the mendacity of the republicans and new labour and the media in the US requires something better than moore's shortcuts -- something like honesty. so, in 'F9/11', the weighting of the line 'we invaded the sovereign state of iraq' is all wrong. i don't think you can enter the debate without some honesty about what the probable consequences of pulling out are, just as three years ago the left needed to acknowledge what, by not invading (and i was against invading), we were affirming.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

So what then do you perceive to be the probable consequences of "pulling out"? And how do you know with any sort of certainty that the consequences of pulling out will be less favorable than the consequences of continuing the occupation?

(FWIW, I think just "pulling out" is a logistical impossibility at this stage, anyway. I think we shouldn't be increasing the size of our armed presence in Iraq.)

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's pretty obvious what would happen if the U.S. pulled out right now. There'd be full-blown civil war that would make Lebanon look like a picnic, and then ultimately there'd be dismemberment of the country into spheres of interest, with Iran controlling the Shia south, Saudi or Syrian interests controlling the Sunni triangle etc etc. What we've got instead (a simmering insurgency, plenty violence and instability) is pretty bad but it's better than all-out civil war. I was viscerally opposed to the war, but it happened, and now its the U.S.'s responsibility to rebuild some of the civil/political/physical infrastructure they destroyed. Things are pretty fucked, but perhaps an all-out civil war can be avoided, and that requires the U.S. to stay put for at least the next couple of years I should think.

JZ, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I am a closet conservative. Fuck an armoire.

The Ghost of Eternal September (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

The Walton Family?

I think I have an idea who John Ashcroft is. Can someone confirm, or say more about him?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Things are pretty fucked, but perhaps an all-out civil war can be avoided, and that requires the U.S. to stay put for at least the next couple of years I should think.

Or, we stay a few more years, and then there is an all-out civil war, and then a nuclear Iran gets involved. Either way I think just pulling out or just hanging around for a few more years isn't a strategy. It's the absence of strategy.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/john-ashcroft/

Cor - it looks Ashcroft is the geezer for me after all.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I am amused and apalled by the idea that the pinefox goes to rotten.com for his news.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

The Walton Family?

Walmart owners/heirs. I'm not sure how "fundamentalist" they are though.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Cor - it looks Ashcroft is the geezer for me after all.

Bill Frist may actually be a better mention in an article though since Ashcroft is no longer a cabinet member and Frist is the Senate majority leader and '08 Presidential hopeful. Aside from being a fundamentalist christian, Frist is also a doctor who believes it is possible to transmit AIDS through tears and sweat. When he was in med school he apparently made a regular practice of adopting cats from the local shelter and experimenting on them.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I am amused and apalled by the idea that the pinefox goes to rotten.com for his news

that's my kind of guy!

whiteout (bobnope), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

I just sent the article off, with Ashcroft in it!

Maybe I will get a chance to alter it to Frist later, or something.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

These the guys momus meant?
http://www.rjchq.org/News.asp?Formmode=Detail&ID=918

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I am amused and apalled by the idea that the pinefox goes to rotten.com for his news

dude, i keep tellin' ya; the library section on rotten.com has some great stuff.


Although the bio on Chyna is NSFW and a touch-too-graphic for the faint-of-tranny.

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

an immediate pullout only looks silly if you manage to delusionally believe that u.s. troops as they are acting *right now* do anything resembling good at all.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Although the bio on Chyna is NSFW and a touch-too-graphic for the faint-of-tranny.

Wow. The goggles, etc.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
gabbneb

and what, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

my closets are extremely liberal, i'll have you know

gabbneb, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently I'm a closet conservative because I despise Michael Moore.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I still stand by my original question.

HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha remember when Frist was a "presidential hopeful"?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

At least Reagan was competent.

JW on Friday, March 9, 2007

and what, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

;)

JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

"At least Reagan was competent."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Alex in SF, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm amused that a posthaste pullout is commonly called the "left" position, given Pitchfork Pat.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

There are people who don't hate Michael Moore?

milo z, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really know him.

strgn, Saturday, 10 March 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

ronnie WAS more competent than dubya. i thought that that was common sense, not evidence of being a closet conservative.

Eisbaer, Saturday, 10 March 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

It's kind of brutal when an aging dude with Alzheimer's was better at your job than you are.

HI DERE, Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

tis better to have thought and stopped than never to have thought at all

lfam, Saturday, 10 March 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

They just have different competencies. Reagan was competent as a spokesperson and figurehead while GWB is extremely competent at getting things done for his party. The problem is that the things the right wants to achieve -- defunding the federal government, dismantling any government function outside of military spending and corporate subsidies, etc. -- are easily mistaken for garden variety incompetence.

The real question is which of them is (was) more continent.

walterkranz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm reminded of Tip O'Neil's remark: in a constitutional monarchy, Reagan would have made a splendid king. But I wouldn't even go that far.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

defunding the federal government, dismantling any government function outside of military spending and corporate subsidies, etc.

haha yeah all conservatives want to defund the federal government. its sad people actually believe that because its either 1) totally misguided or 2) way too big of a generalization

artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

mr statist democrat, meet mr statist replublican.

artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Where did I mention conservatives?

walterkranz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

The problem is that the things the right wants to achieve -- defunding the federal government, dismantling any government function outside of military spending and corporate subsidies, etc. -- are easily mistaken for garden variety incompetence.

i should have stuck w/saying "the right" tho

artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

according to my sources conservatives are on the right

artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

I feel so alienated by politics today. Some of what passes for conservativism on the internet makes me a "closet conservative"! Ranting and raving about "Muslims" or "people taking our rights away" and waving a gun around is NOT conservative behavior!

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Nots (Mount Cleaners) (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's true, waving a gun around is just broad-spectrum American behavior ; )

beachville, Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

I miss Barry Goldwater!

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Nots (Mount Cleaners) (Mount Cleaners), Saturday, 21 January 2012 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

I miss Theodore Roosevelt.

beachville, Saturday, 21 January 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

(That's about as far as I'm willing to take it, tbh)

beachville, Saturday, 21 January 2012 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

I have a lot of conservatives bound and gagged in my closet, and won't let them out until December 2012

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

TR was a weird fellow -- a champion of physical ardor and believer in noblesse oblige rather than a true progressive, much less conservative. One of the great what-ifs of 20th century politics: if he'd lived to win the 1920 election (in which he would have been the GOP candidate and likely winner).

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2012 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

woah this thread. thank god i did not participate when it was going on

Mordy, Saturday, 21 January 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ all Momus threads evah

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)


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