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(there must be better...)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Gary New Man

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Natalie Port Man

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Michael Jack Son

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Kate Wins Let (tennis reference)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

CeCe Penis Ton

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Kenneth Bran? Naaah.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

David Letter Man

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

His uzi weighs a ton.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Henry Kissing 'er

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Jack Nick ol' Son

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

tony be liar

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Maggie, That Cher!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Nigel Man Sell

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Lauren Lav Earn.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Why is this happening?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Roxy Muz Ak

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Anne Rob in son

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Emily Dick in son

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Gang A Made Us Moz Art

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Clare Grow gun

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Cliff Writ Charred

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Jose More Rhino

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

micheal ball ton

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Kray Zee Frog

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Martin on eel

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Michael: How 'ard?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

jennifer love he wit

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

D & Jello

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

david do you cough knee

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Mart in Mush Rush

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Daniel Bedding Field

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Gillian and 'er son

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Mary I Come Ten Times As Strong As You

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

alan part ridge

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

F. Scott fits Gerald

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

steve coo gun

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Mike Skin...er....

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

mat day mon'

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Her old ship man

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

"Mar Is a Mar" Chant!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

Harry's on Ford

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

yoko oh no

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

barb' bearer cart land

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Gang A Made Us Moz Art

http://www.lazycarrot.com/images/artimages/MORRISSEY-1.jpg http://saintpaulsunday.publicradio.org/featured_artists/images/mozart.jpg

It all makes sense now.

― Roz (Roz), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Gerhard showed her

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

gerrard who? liar

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Emperor, he row, he tow

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Michael Shoe Maker

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

my kill winner

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Peter Hook

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

gary hold 'em

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm not very good at this

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Michael, oh when?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

didn't get that one. xpost

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

goran evening sir! (bitch)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Ringo's tar

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

jen son butt on

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Beck

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

an joe lean joe lee

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

sting

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Cor, is TOE fer WALKIN?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

A man and her rich hard son

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

umm, Eel in ear... (fox).

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Terry Gill I Am
TIMBER! ton
So, fee a cope, ola?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

carry fish, her?

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Scarlett? Yo' handsome!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Don all south a land

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

rob hurt pow well

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

you an' my greg whore

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

William shat on her

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

George Lays un Bee

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh come on that's an ancient joke:

Q: Why is Uhuru brown?
A: Because William Shatner.

If jokes are allowed:

Slobber down my cock, ya bitch

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Roger her more

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

k, lease?

― maybe in response to an advert about an apartment or townhome or somesuch (nicka, Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

camera on diaz

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Helena Bone 'em car tar

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

jenny fur anus ton

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Head wood wood wood

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

rebecca loose

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

christ off her lee

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

he lie, jar wood

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

my kill dug less

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

jim care he?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Caught any cocks?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

den sell, wash in tun

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Sorry:

Caught any cocks, our Kate?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

haha

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

christ of her walk on

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Ned, rag it.

― pappawheelie II, Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Hand Roo Dyes Clay

― Bride of Huk-L, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Hum Free Bog Art

― Bride of Huk-L, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Lee Made Yours

― Bride of Huk-L, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Art Her Mill Her

― Bride of Huk-L, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Marcus Très Gothic

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

ah no she wasn't a nigger

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Key rah night lee

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

forgot about this, good call mr grout.

huge jack man

day mon all burn

grey ham cocks on

lee ham knees on

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

bend over

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

i-suck brock

― latebloomer: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

frank lamp 'ard
ho say more in you

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Frank Rye Card

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Can See

(as in "I Ken C clearly now")

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

m'shell, wee!

― Aaron A, Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

cher will twee thee.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

a scar -- wild!

― Aaron A, Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

rachel's tea fun

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

theydon boyz

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Gore Don Brown

― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

The Lone E Yes Monk

― moley, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

R An Old Schwartze Negger

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

There's an old Finnish joke that goes, why doesn't Sylvester Stallone have a dick anymore? And the answer is "Brigitte Nielsen", because in Finnish "niel sen" = "swallowed it".

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

You can also ask, why doesn't Hollywood have bushes anymore? And the answer is "Sylvester Stallone", because in Finnish "tallo ne" = "stomped them".

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

no wonder you guys drink so much.

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

John press cot

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'm astonished you get up off the floor enough to post

xposts

― Matt, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Ming camp bell

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

condo needs a rise

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Brit nay spears
Brit a name or fee

― onimo, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

vic to rear beck ham

― onimo, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

loo is ham ill ton

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

tie GRRRR wooos

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

I need a rod, Dick

― ledge, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

Kate Nash

ach.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

shorn right full lips

― onimo, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

a) Me why nous

― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Dick van dyke

― ken c, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Tim Hen Fap

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

Chow Yun Fat

― ledge, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

dan i hell day loo is

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Will Old Ham

― ken c, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

Ben jammin t'net on yahoo.

― ken c, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

yes I R a fat

― ken c, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg ken

― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

Jim in Lloyd's: hassled bank

― ken c, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

Heh heh

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

MAD DONNA

― stevienixed, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

bar wrecked oh bummer

― ken c, Friday, 6 June 2008 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

Head balls

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

Gore Done Brown.

― Mark G, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

Harry ate her man

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

David Camera On

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

(I just got 'Head balls' - very good)

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm a bit slow)

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Jaw Jaw's born

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

Lou is arm strong

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

Sigh Monk "OW! Hell!"

― Mark G, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

"Two Loos" low trek.

― Mark G, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:19 (eighteen years ago)

David Has Soul, Hoff!

― Tuomas, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

^Almost recursive

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

Dump ass in tea, no!

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh you had to lower the tone.

A man you elk hunt.

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

Rain, a desk art

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Freed Rick, need Cher

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Eyes eye a bare limb

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

Agy ness Dayn

Age een S dayn

ach.

― Mark G, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

A wrist hotel
Soak rat, ease

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

Aid in my gay day

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

Huge Head Wards

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

or even

Huge Head Warts

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Goose hid ink

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

Join, Hump Trees!

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'll patch Eno

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

Curse tea walk

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

Brit knees peers

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

bar ray for gay son

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

Ignore us, Mick Squirter

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

Will's Elf.

― Mark G, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

ed would would would

― badg, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

can't believe we haven't had

toe knee hand cock

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yes and two more old favourites:

'S all below
Fadin' Away

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

toe knee wood cock

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Toe knee black bum

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Toe knee curt is

― badg, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

Shorn Ride Her

― badg, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Rizla teeth

(One for the Londoners)

― chap, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

Rizla Thief

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

Rizla teeth

Glad I'm not the only one

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

Sold Your Boy

― Kerm, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Does He Risk All?

― Ed, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Just In Timber Lackey

― stevienixed, Friday, 6 June 2008 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

Mad Honor

― suzy, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

My doner

― ledge, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

Sore knee bone oh and chair

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I have no idea who that's supposed to be!

― Tom D., Friday, 6 June 2008 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

sonny bono and cher
(sorry)

― onimo, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

DICK BUTT KISS

HELLOOOOOO

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Joey Fat One. He's the fat one.

― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

bet 'ee soirees

― darraghmac, Friday, 6 June 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Marissa march ant

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 6 June 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

Jail? Eh… no.

Broke a bomber

Rich, hard, dry face

My koalas

Is it even hockey-ing?

Pad trick’s way easy

Beyond sane

Pee, did he?

― SongOfSam, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Johnnie Peacock.

Nope, it's gone..

― Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2012 09:22 (thirteen years ago)

"Ann Oldman"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 September 2012 10:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6F2Ss9A3Zc

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 September 2012 10:24 (thirteen years ago)

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