More than repulsed by the Donnie Darko love a lot of my homies professed in 2001, I studiously avoided him. He was ok in Lovely & Amazing (the last time he'd be sexy again until Brokeback), forgettable in The Good Girl, and tried very hard in The Day After Tomorrow. Never saw Jarhead
Nothing in those pictures suggested that he was anything more than a Tobey Maguire manque (and, to rewrite Oscar Wilde, so is Tobey Maguire) with some erotic frisson; but he's a revelation in Brokeback, a statement for which I've gotten a lot of ridicule over the holidays. Ledger is fantastic, but if his lover can't project thwarted homosexual lust than the movie's a failure. His performance is impressively physical; he finally learns how to use those killer blue eyes in character. When called upon to demonstrate Great Oscar-Worthy Thespian Chops in his stentorian kiss-off to Ledger, he more than holds his own.
Still, I probably remember his performance more for the audience gratification: we've wanted to see Jake in a movie worthy of his looks, and he plays to every seat in the house. My Favorite Brokeback Moment: how his Jack Twist, during the reunion scene, pulls away from Ennis as he's being mauled with kisses, looking at his old lover with a mixture of shock, relief ("Is this really happening?" he seems to be thinking), and euphoria.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link
(Oh wait, he's queer, AND a bottom...)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Big beautiful eyes aside, how so?
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...), January 3rd, 2006 3:48 PM. (Ex Leon)
rofl
― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
http://actors.pick2web.com/pics/1222725/jakegyllenhaal.jpg
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link
but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.
he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
Anthony, you might have to fight me for'em.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link
There are always threesomes, triads, circle jerks, orgies, and any number of other higher mathametics
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link
this makes up for all the mimsy indie-boy threads about his sister in the world, ally.
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost ...
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link
He'd still have to explain the "These characters are not, like, gay" interview, and I might hafta slap him. Repeatedly.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
where to start...we've already got this thread, and Heath Ledger (yuck btw...just...yuck), and I guess my Jimmy Fallon thread should count too. Maybe Adrian Brody?? James Spader?
xpost he pissed on someone's leg? What is that supposed to do?
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost)
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You're Welcome) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.lipglaws.com/jakeG.jpg
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.planetkilmer.com/pk_home_val.jpg
― Dan (Mystery Solved) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
http://socialitelife.com/images/santa.gif
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.socialitelife.com/video/Jarhead.mpg
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
My hairy asscrack theory is disproven!
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Ahh, James Spader, please. Except not from that detective movie w/ Keanu Reeves, which was...actually I can't remember anything about it, my grey cells have been wiped clean by the hands of time. Not so memorable, then.
― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link
Anyone know what his ethnic heritage is? We could deduce from that.
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Obviously though, yes, he removed all of it for Jarhead, which is just weak.
xpost hahaha satyr
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link
This is the sort of descriptive prose missing in Proulx's "Brokeback Mountain."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link
guilty as charged! (flaps wrists)
― elmo, patron saint of celebrity homo lust (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Val Kilmer Looks Askance At You All) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― grown so ugly (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Or Maybe Beelzebub) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/43/4782/1024/jake-gyllenhaal-baseball14.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/43/4782/1024/jake-gyllenhaal-baseball12.jpg
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Gays Be Barkin'!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Fun To Say And Type) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.bakedziti.net/images/val.jpg
― Dan (Thanks, Val!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
That was a "Kevin Spacey is the least-closeted closeted man in Hollywood" reference.
I've been totally subpar all day.
― Dan (I Blame Christmas) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
I...can't. Hurts.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Perhaps the way it looks like SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAARD has snatched the beard off of Gyllenhaal's face?
― Dan (FWIP) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (This Isn't Fucking Pirates Of Penzance, You Knob) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh no no no. She doesn't even know he exists.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
"You call that a beard??? Bitchface."
― Dan (Val Disapproves) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link
xxxpost
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost BAH CURSE THESE SLOW FINGERS)
― Dan (HORRORS) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Bastard) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Zack Is Despondant; Where Are His Facial Ladypubes?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.daringiscaring.org/Mustache/SalvadorDali_jpg.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link
The 34-year-old actor plays Jake Gyllenhaal's sniper partner in the film adaptation of Anthony Swofford's memoir, so he decided to spend as much time as possible with him in real life, he told The New York Times Magazine in Sunday's issue.
"I figured if I couldn't be around my girlfriend, I would settle for her brother," said Sarsgaard, who's dating Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Sarsgaard and Jake Gyllenhaal lived together for about five months during filming, mostly in a hotel in Mexico.
"The idea was to simulate the military experience: what happens if you're forced to be with someone every minute of the day and night," Sarsgaard told the magazine. "And we fought. We'd have a fight and then we'd still have to be together. For a while, I would just wear headphones. All the time. That lasted for 10 days."
Order was eventually restored, he said.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
...
These straight actors are all company Sarsgaard is quite happy to keep, but he's not about to start patting himself on the back for his bravery. "Wouldn't the more interesting thing be," he asks with a knowing laugh, "for an actor who is actually gay to be allowed to play the role? I mean, great, we've come this far. We have me, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal--all these people playing these roles. Cool. Now, can you imagine world where gay actors, out gay actors, were playing these roles in these very interesting movies? Sure, we've moved an inch ..." He trails off, leaving Kinsey's final admonition unspoken: There's a lot of work to do.
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/06b838cb.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/929b206d.jpg
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
WTF
― Dan (Jake Sez: "PETER SAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAARD Y U BRAEK HAERT :~-(") Perry (Dan P, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (B-) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
hmmm...
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
I had egg foo yung in mind.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Titty-Twistering Guests Is A No-No) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (We Went Back To My Flat And I Tickled Her Gyllie) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Jake/jakedustinsusan1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/green_queen/Jake/jakedustinsusan2.jpg
SUCCUMB TO THE MAGNETISM OF HIS FANTASTIC ABS.
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jingo, Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Zhang Ziyi + Gong Li + Michelle Yeoh = Eternal Hawttness) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Tenuous Points Hooray) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
But that's in the rider (hehehe) when you appear on it! Flame on! (Y'know I don't even know where that channel is on my Time Warner slate.)
Rob Marshall cast Chinese actresses in Geisha because the non-singers/non-dancers in Chicago worked out so well [sic].
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (GONG LI U R A TREET) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link
http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld4/stars/fan/D20050425/1797_189277291_jrank__304_n18_H212506_L.jpg
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.iol.ie/~bugscave/offspring2/shuekilmer2.jpg
― Dan (Val Kilmer/Elizabeth Shue Lovechild) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
This I will not contest.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Because I Would Watch This Movie For Ziyi) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
Just holding you to your word.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
(Note to self: Do not give tacos to gay friends.)
― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Ritualized Suicide) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
http://justjared.blogspot.com/2006/01/jake-gyllenhaal-puggle.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link
and the Patrick Keiller thread gets only 11 replies!
:('''''''''
THAT is a man dribbling.
― [tuvan throat singer's profound lyric sheet-must read again] (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/01/jake_gyllenhaal.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Is it real? YOU DECIDE.
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link
JAKE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU
― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― JG (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
He is such a girl here.
― RoxyMuzak½ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
and a beautiful girl, at that...
― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Shadowland, directed by Curtis Hanson
Starring: Jakye Gyllenhaal, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
"What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't?"
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.larioja.com/RC/200602/20/Media/bafta--200x240.JPG
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NeG2Hna7Pw
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link
(and thanks, but Morbius' workplace didn't give him a computer with sound, and I have nothing at home...)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.benjaminnicholas.com/gyllenhaal-jake.jpg
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link
He dated Jenny Lewis? Huh.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake5.jpg
― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link
thank you.
― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/03/butch3.png
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
(i think it was "sit")
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/7770138Eliandal362006104729AM.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― amateurist0, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.itvt.com/images/judy1.jpg
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
http://pics.livejournal.com/madlori/pic/00050tg2
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching11.jpg
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching6.jpg
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Photos: http://junk-feud.com/archives/mama-gyllenhaal/
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
On the same wavelength as Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal said that he indeed "loves to tell stories in film," but then immediately said, "I already did a gay cowboy movie this year. If I did a musical, people might start asking questions. But don't think it's not beating deeply in my veins, and the urge is a deep urge. Deep, deep urge."
Unrelated, but this is too irresistable:
The highly acclaimed Toronto-based filmmaker ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly," "Crash") received the Sonny Bono Visionary Filmmaker Award...
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link
also: boy, susan sarandon is hott.
― amateurist0, Thursday, 9 March 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirrtless_.jpg
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_3.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
-- jaymc_____________________
because it's Heath Ledger, silly!
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
O RLY?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p00z.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p08p.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p09c.jpg
― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link
Jake's a weiner - BUT KEEFER'S PACKING BEEF!!!!
― john clarkson, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/jarhead/jarhead.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
ihttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Affleck Syndrome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link
I WILL DEFEND U, JAKE
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
That is also the sexiest Barbie doll I've ever seen; help?
― Dan (ROWR WAIT IT'S A DOLL OMG) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (I Don't Get It) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link
(I can't believe I'm bored enuff 2 b writing like this and laughing at it)
XPOSTS Angela Basset and Salma Hayek don't fall into the uncanny valley world of celebrities to me!!!!!!!
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Now, Jennifer Aniston And Jennifer Garner...) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Chagrin!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
I think maybe we have different definitions of "generic looking"??
also yeah jbr is otm!!
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
I freely admit that this is probably a gigantic factor in me Not Getting Jake.
The guys I think are handsome or attractive are guys I either think I look like or would really like to look like: Shemar Moore, Jesse L. Martin, Brad Pitt, Larenz Tate, Harrison Ford, Djimon Honsou... people like that.
― Dan (Not Some Doe-Eyed Anonyboy) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (DREAMY) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (PUBES) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link
Jesse L. Martin
― Dan (Looks Like He Could Be My Cousin) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link
Larenz Tate
― Dan (Easygoing Charm) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (BIG PIMPIN') Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (So Saith Straight Black Man) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/03/ple.clooney.reut/story.clooney.jpg
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link
Dan can you give us a map to this Back Bay?
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Easy Peasy) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-l-YUbWMiE&search=jake%20gyllenhaal
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T0P9csu-Es&search=jake%20gyllenhaal
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Chiwetel Ejiofor is destined to be the English, black George Clooney.
― smooth (miloaukerman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Brad Pitt only looks great when DIRTY.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Well, that and in them Gyllie has his tongue out. A lot.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
SIR IAN MCKELLEN has criticised JAKE GYLLENHAAL for being apprehensive about kissing his BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN co-star HEATH LEDGER on screen. The openly gay THE LORD OF THE RINGS actor - who recently spoke out against Hollywood's old-fashioned views on sexuality - lambasted Gyllenhaal, 25, for failing to consider how his comments would be interpreted from a homosexual perspective. He says, "I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he'd ever had because it involved him kissing another man. "Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I'd said the most appalling thing I ever to do was kiss HELEN MIRREN!"
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
OK Dan! You lie like a kite, fyi!
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Je4nn3 Æ’urY really hates herself sometimes (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
OK, but you do realize the little speech itself was written by and for 12-yr-olds? I'm glad he just thought, "This is horseshit."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.planetout.com/entertainment/news/?sernum=1223&navpath=/entertainment/brokeback
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Perhaps intentionally, the first offering, called On Being a Cowboy, features Ledger matter-of-factly announcing, "I can split a log," his head shaved, native Australian accent intact. Before you can begin to swoon properly, Gyllenhaal is charitably giving an interview in a wifebeater and a cowboy hat. (The latter actor, at only 25, has got to be one of the most beguiling performers in motion picture history; seriously, you can imagine leaving Clooney for this man. Clooney!) All this eye candy swirling around is sure to be welcomed by the movie's target audience -- that's right, human beings with good taste -- but it does not quite distract enough from the fact that the featurette is a mere 51/2 minutes long.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/04/rep_jake_gyllen.html
Photo #2 is esp "beguiling."
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link
Notice that the agent didn't affirm Jake's heterosexuality. "Just friends," har har.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/dont-deny-this-love.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 08:53 (eighteen years ago) link
[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/normal_003.jpg[/IMG]
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jg4.jpg
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
What's this about Princess Amidala?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link
One of the NY tabs alleged a JG-NP romance today, can't find pic.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link
I have a suspicion that Portman and Austin Nichols are the same person; they're never seen together.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
You wish!
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/05/kiss_narrowweb__300x424,0.jpg
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/06/spoiler_jake_gy.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link
ihttp://iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=1
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/07/jakes_back_more.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Jake Gyll's penchant for wearing spandex is getting way too creepy for a guy who thinks for himself as straight(yeah right,and Mariah carey's thin!).He's already prowling for a new beard in Natalie Portman.People say that Jake's fascinated by Natalie but are'nt gay men fascinated by bright women like NP.Now,he's hanging out with Lance Armstrong and Mathew Mcconaughey.I could imagine what these three would do in a room:just thinking about it makes me horny.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 17 July 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link
http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/07/fabulous-biker-boys.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
...UH..
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 28 July 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
ihttp://iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?pos=-26321
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/08/jake_finally_go.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/08/jake_gyllenhaal_1.html
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 24 August 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
I thought I was excited as I could be enjoying Gnarls until I looked over and saw Jakey (OMG!!SOHOT!!WTF!!OMG!!). He kept looking around and smiling at everyone and I saw him rebuff two different ladies. There was a third , unknown gentleman with him. He and Lance were wearing matching yellow rubber bracelets. cute.
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/09/jake_gyllenhaal_1.html
McGyllenStrong threeesoming at the UT game:
http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/09/gettin-horn-y.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Is there a possibility you may play Lance in a movie?
(Gyllenhaal) The truth is, one, it would be a great movie. I think, judging how many people love him, and it would be an honor for whoever plays him, but it's too early to say.
(Armstrong) People ask me all the time, and it's not my job to (decide who plays me). It's the studio's job to cast it, and it's the artist's job to read the script and say, 'You know what? I want to do it or I don't want to do it. I like it or I don't like it.' We're not to that point yet. A couple of weeks ago, all of that came out, and it was like, 'What?'
(Gyllenhaal) The bottom line is that Lance and I are good friends and I respect everything that he's done, and it's not about a movie right now.
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tape Store (Tape Store), Saturday, 13 January 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link
dammit, I have to tape this shit now.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g0-xhVFIRs
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
Very strange hearing the Buzzcocks' "Are Everything" in that dopey meatball sketch.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link
that's yummy in portuguese.
― flavio pessoa (flavio pessoa), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link
i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...
-- anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I miss anthony.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
In other news: while buying sour oranges last week I read in one of the glossies that he and Witherspoon have called it quits.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
yer so behind! old news.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Next you'll tell me he's schlepping 'round town wiht the Biker Boys again.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
"soft folds of my ass"
can an ass have more than one "fold"?
discus.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
origami azz!
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i guess you can have folds / creases at the junction of yr buttcheeks & legs, but if you're thrusting there, you're doin' it wrong.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i dunno, i wouldnt call that wrong, it's just something else.
― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is basically "i have, like, many gay friends on ILX who admire the soft folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass"
― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
(not that i'm complaining)
― impudent harlot, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I move that this discussion be added to the Gay Chi-town FAP. Powerpoint presentations accepted.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
something else == frottage?
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I was just gonna use the frot word!
There IS no Gay Chi-town FAP, is there?
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
something else = intercrural sex. apparently this was oscar wilde's favourite thing.
― jed_, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
along with being talked about.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
rather than soft, i suspect the folds of jake gyllenhaal's ass are made of tungsten.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
yowza
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
as opposed to Matthew McconauGay's, which is made of reinforced cebum.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
And Abe Lincoln's, if C.A. Tripp is to be believed.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Until I read the Richard Ellmann bio on Wilde a few years ago I had no idea what "intercrucal" meant. In grad school we just called it "safe sex.'
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
tall 19th-century icons (and grad students) all about the intercrural.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
matthew mcconaughey is gross, eugh
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 July 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Jake to Broadway?
http://www.towleroad.com/2007/08/mike-nichols-to.html
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 16 August 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/24/jg3.jpg
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Can't see it!
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
drat
see Interview magazine pix (when did that get resurrected?)
http://www.towleroad.com/2007/09/a-little-gyllen.html
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
"The Hottest Sphincter in America"
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
apparently he had a rough time with fincher so could be an interesting read.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
the "buzz" on Rendition not very good.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
When asked if he is single on Jonathon Ross tonight, "for the band or the ladies?" "With your career does it make any difference?" "Er, for the ladies, I am. For the band, I am not." The (show's house) band are "Four Poofs and a Piano", a gay a capella singing group.
― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
That Interview Morbs posted upthread is out. Woof.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
He an Thierry Henry are totally my gay crushes of shame.
― caek, Saturday, 13 October 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/jakeg.jpg
― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link
so cute
now:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/jakeren4.preview.jpg
― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link
He even looks good with a beard! How the hell did that happen?
― Abbott, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
lolz; only in Chelsea?
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/10/parenticide.html
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link
to play Joe Namath?
http://www.towleroad.com/2007/11/jake-gyllenhaal.html
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you, Morbs, for ruining my morning
http://dlisted.com/node/18934
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 30 November 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I think Reese uses her chin as a vibrator.
― nathalie, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Gyllenspoon sounds like a verb to me.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 November 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
ROWF
http://www.cinematical.com/photos/prince-of-persia-1/970698/
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Awful.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, gross.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link
poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't know they were making a Scott Stapp biopic.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't wait for them to film the scene where he and Kid Rock have their videotaped adventures.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Prince of Peoria, amirite?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm all about Jake and his furry self, but that body doesn't look right on him at all.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
that hair. oh boy. and i'm not only talking about his chest hair.
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link
He looks as ridiculous as:
http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/dukakis%20tank.jpg
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
really, the head hair was the LAST thing I was evaluating...
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
he looks stoopid and much worse than usual but i'd still hit it
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost that dude's eyebrows is all of jake's chesthair combined
dr, i'm a woman. *shrug*
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know but somewhere after Brokeback Mountain I lost all my fangirl love for him. Loved him in the film but after that...he's just...square it figures he'd get with a bigger square. I miss this version of Jake; http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z188/rich23434565/550x600_jake_gyllenhaal_5.jpg So fresh, so clean
― VeronaInTheClub, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
<3 Jake forever
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
not gonna win any skeptics, but...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/07/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless_n_172788.html
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
GAH, cut the hairrrrrrrr
― Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
it's only fer Prince of Persia, consarn it
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
who knew he was persian?
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/prince-of-persia-jake-gyllenhaal2.jpg
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link
lol prince of Persia, actors still don't realize movies based on games will always suck, and will only be cult favourites because of their overwhelming wackness.
― Ludo, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/Splash_2.0/Full_Marquee_Image/PrinceOfPersia_Marquee_BK_110209%5B1%5D.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
You hafta be really quick with the freeze-frame to hold the money shots in that.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone seen Brothers? He's getting the best reviews.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Skipped it. Apparently the double shot of Tobey/Jakey wasn't enough for me.
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Hate hate hate Tobey but am sooooooooooooooooo excited to see this Friday!
― precious presented by oprah and tyler perry based on a novel push b (Tape Store), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I kind of blinked hard at Ed31stein when he raved about it to me.
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Blink Hard with a Vengeance
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Caption this photo:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ed153e34970b-600wi
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
"You were right; this proposal is pretty indecent."
― DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I now pronounce you Anton LaVey and Dogboy.
― huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"this ben kingley wax figurine looks pretty good"
― peter in montreal, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"So it IS true that Lord Sotosyn has put in a higher bid for the Prince of Persia."
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"whoa, I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"
― DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"girl, i can't even HEAR you over this bass! *thumpa thumpa thumpa*"
― da croupier, Friday, 30 April 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
30 Seconds To Mars' New Video Their "Wildest" Yet, Says Leto
― da croupier, Friday, 30 April 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
If Jake wants to get some awards cred, I think he should shed some pounds and do a Soupy Sales biopic:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/13_2007/jakeg.jpg
http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/soupy-sales.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
He looks haggard!
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
seeing prince of persia today... kinda siiiked
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw the Prince of Persia trailer for the first time over the weekend. Jake's Persian accent comes the closest I've ever heard to how I hear LJ posts in my mind.
― kkvgz, Monday, 10 May 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
haaaa
i saw the actual film
it's not very good!
the two leads are darned pretty though
― Greatest contributor: (history mayne), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
how exactly did they come up w/ Mike Newell for that? did he do a Harry Potter or sumthin?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
From a generally positive take on the film:
Still, the film was suprisingly enjoyable. The actors all put in spirited performances, Kingsley commendably managing to avoid making an ass out of himself as he did in Bloodrayne and Gyllenhaal making for a rather endearing Prince (I actually found his goofy "London Cabbie" accent quite charming). Alfred Molina was easily the best thing about the film as the Sheik who runs an illegal Ostrich racing ring, his scenes being the only ones that were genuinely amusing. He also deserves some sort of prize for delivering one of the most bizarre lines of dialogue in cinematic history: 'Did you know Ostriches have suicidal tendancies?'
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Alfred Molina was easily the best thing about the film as the Sheik who runs an illegal Ostrich racing ring,
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
What more do you need to know, really.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think ostriches actually have suicidal tendencies.
― frozen cookie (Abbott), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
They are pretty dumb-ass birds.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Dude, I totally know – my parents made the dumb-ass move of buying some when they were a weird commodity in the v early '90s. So I grew up around them. They did a lot of weird stuff, like performing a mating dance for anything that moved, but never anything especially suicidal. Though I know "data" is not the plural of "anecdote."
― frozen cookie (Abbott), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
actually, molina is TERRIBLE in this
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
He didn't convey the necessary passion about suicidal ostriches as he ought?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
people talk about 'robin hood' as a teabagger movie, but this one is even more so!
molina's main deal in it is complaining about paying taxes
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Monday, 24 May 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
"Kingsley avoids making an ass out of himself as he did in Bloodrayne!"
The critics agree...Prince Of Persia is not as bad as an Uwe Boll movie!
― da croupier, Monday, 24 May 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Come see your favorite stars escape with their dignities intact!
go see this! i have it in my summer movie fantasy league!
― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 May 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
why??
― frozen cookie (Abbott), Monday, 24 May 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
In case you thought such things were past, both Gemma Arterton and Alfred Molina appear to have "browned up" for their roles, unless they can do that digitally.
You nitwits who thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was "awful" should see how bad things can get with dross like this. But don't, I want this series aborted.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
For some reason, I remembered you being one of the brave Spielberg worshipers who didn't actually much care for Crystal Skull, Morbs.
Jake was sleepwalking through an interview on the Early Show this morning.
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, imagine. Feeding those abs kept him up all night.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"Crystal Skull" wasn't as good as the other three movies but, aside from the monkey scene, it was still entertaining. Based on the promos, "Prince of Persia" seems kind of misconceived from the ground up.
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
well, exactly, except PofP is exactly what it wants to be -- ie, grist for the masses and not a pimple on the ass of a professionally-executed rehash like Crystal Skull.
AND I AM NO SPIELBERG WORSHIPPER
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
both films gargle balls tbh, but prince of persia is worse
― English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Thursday, 27 May 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, i meant Spielberg apologist
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 May 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
My complaints:
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/prince-of-persia/4838
There were definitely pec shots in the trailer that didn't make it into the film. Tim Robey in Telegraph UK has a theory:
He’s eager and well-trained, adopts a highly unnecessary British accent, and is strangely coy about taking his shirt off, unless Bruckheimer decided in the editing room that homoerotic camp risked being a too-gay turn-off for the geek demographic.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 May 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I will kill the geek demographic.
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 28 May 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Adam Levine: Jake is not gay
― raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
The trailer for this looked awful. Awful.
http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Love-and-Other-Drugs-Pillows-Are-in-the-Way.jpg
― raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU'RE CRAZY, this is chick flick of the year, so stoked!!!
― salem witch bile (Tape Store), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
No matter how many people I hear tell me they have it on good authority Jake is ghey, I remain skeptical. The other gheys want it too much.
― Eric H., Monday, 27 September 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I am, however, attracted to Adam Levine of late.
― raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 September 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
so he's still got the Dunce of Persia body in L&OD and is naked a LOT, as is A.H. The movie is an unbelievable mashup of sex, melodrama, satire.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Your review was surprisingly generous to the stars.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
they is da best thing in it
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
is it really 'this year's up in the air'?
― balls, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
but is Jake using a body doubleE?
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
not possible
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
An enterprising friend created this:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/alfrednjake.jpg
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
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― Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought this was going to be fluffy PG-13 romcom nonsense. I figured it would be something of a debacle with Zwick at the helm, but with the 'edgy' elements was he trying for an honest-to-god 'good' movie?
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:51 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatVodRARsU
― Here we are in a sticky situation/ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I loved Moon + this has a great cast, but man it looks pretty fucking dumb.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 24 November 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Zwick says he sold the movie to the studio w/ sex prominently upfront.
However, he doesn't do edgy.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
also why would you love something as derivative as Moon?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife has been excited about this since she saw the first preview, because she adores Jake. I was not looking forward to being dragged along until I saw Ms. Hathaway talking about her nude scenes on SNL. That would pretty much sell me on seeing any movie.
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, November 24, 2010 2:20 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
I imagine in his brain that nudity adds credibility and artistic heft to a project. Unless this is a throwback to a time when nudity was seen as a box-office draw, which is kind of endearing.
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
A lot of commenters on reviews have (rightly) disliked how Hathaway's nudity gets all the attention at the expense of Jake's.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 November 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I live in a tiny town in the south and this was the only thing to see so I went and it was DIRE.
And re: the nudity, I heard Zwick in an interview talking about how he thought any attempt to temper/hide nudity in this film would have been "risible," and yet there are several scenes in which JG is prone, naked, on the bed, with his leg awkwardly propped up to hide his schlong. Meanwhile, we're getting every inch of Anne all the time.
And yeah, Anne H best breasts ever
― vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 November 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Anne H. had the only even semi realized/fleshed out character but God did I hate this character. The others were too slight/1D to hate but nothing sympathetic about ANY of them either. Lifeless, cliche (the younger bro r u kidding me), formulaic dreck.
― vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 November 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Meanwhile, we're getting every inch of Anne all the time.
SOLD
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 26 November 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
with his leg awkwardly propped up to hide his schlong.
ok, i'm out.
― jed_, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
well actually i was out when i watched the first scene of the trailer
hey lisaher name's not lisa"i know but if everytime i see her i call her lisa she'll develop this unconscious desire to win my approval and from then on it's SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S IDIOTIC IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
― jed_, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lol I am reading buzzfeed and apparently the schlong does make an appearance ==> http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2010/11/26/13/jake-gyllenhaals-penis-nsfw-743-1290795078-9.jpgbut I think it's a shop cuz I didn't see it in the film. Someone check pixels.
― vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 November 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Does this guy just come off as stupid to anyone else? I'm sure he's actually very smart and nice and he's a solid actor and all, but every role he plays just seems like a variation on 'affable doe-eyed retard'.
― his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass... (Princess TamTam), Friday, 26 November 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Not even stupid it's just... like he's permanently 17, no matter how big his muscles get or how much scruff he grows.
― his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass... (Princess TamTam), Friday, 26 November 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
At least this sounds like the first assertive role he's taken since BBM (depends what you mean assertive *yuk yuk*).
Anyway -- most of the reviews I've read assert that he finally gets to show the comedic chops he's always hinted at.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 November 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
except the funny material isn't staged well. he takes a nice door in the face etc.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Denby:
Through sheer conviction, she makes the defiant-dying-girl tearjerking clichés work. And her sex scenes with Gyllenhaal are the most intimate and erotic glimpses of romantic love that we’ve seen in American movies in years. The two of them lounge naked in bed, talking, making love, finessing a scene of Jamie’s impotence that could have been embarrassing but becomes genuinely funny. “Love and Other Drugs” has many weak spots, but what it delivers at its core is as indelible as (and a lot more explicit than) the work of such legendary teams as Clark Gable and Joan Crawford, Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
^needs pharmaceuticals
btw Jake has been seen w/ Taylor Swift from Park Slope to Nashville
(no, I don't really know who she is)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
his beard
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
but she's 20. Beards shd be worldly and wise.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
she's also rich
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
need to find someone I want to ask on a date so I can go see this
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Or at least a woman to be my rom-com beard for the evening.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
what a lame film
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
like obv i totally fancy jake, and his look in this film is totally on point to appeal to me, and yet his character managed to be both a bore and a turn-off
comedy was middling at best, maggie had to act completely out of character for the film to progress and the ending was a huge massive pukey gross cliché. it could've - being generous - been a nice portrayal of a fling without the stupid ending, i guess. treatment of pharma industry odd, not shying away from portraying it as completely amoral but in an attempted affectionate way? that didn't come off because it still seemed more immoral (repellent) rather than amoral (glamorous)
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa, hathaway's char is named maggie? i wonder what its like to pretend to pork a character with your sisters name... bet thats weird...
― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahahaha i knew there was something that seemed a bit odd there
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if I can finish this. The script is awful -- it's like the repartee itself was written in 1996.
When does Jake's schlong appear?
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Saw it with the wife a couple months back and generally enjoyed it, but it does have the feeling of being really disjointed. Like, part of it is Thank You For Smoking-type satire (which I liked), part of it is your typical rom-com (which I didn't like, especially the awful ending), part of it is Lifetime Movie-of-the-Week stuff (which was alright), and then you have your random Jonah Hill stand-in who literally could not be any less convincing as Jake Gyllenhaal's brother. But overall, it was pretty decent. Probably the only rom-com I've seen where the male lead has sex with every female with a speaking part (besides his mother and his brother's wife, I guess)
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link
it doesn't
― lex pretend, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
for all the fuss there's really not that much nudity
I know. Luckily Ann Hathaway's condition is starting to deteriorate, so hopefully she'll die soon and I can stop watching.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
ha ha i thought you were commenting on the actress herself, not the character, and i was like me-ow
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lol me too
― ENBB, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
shakey mo sotosyn
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
they shoulda stuck to the Viagra salesman's book.
meanwhile, this Source Code thing -- my quota of convoluted scifi is filled.
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
OKAY HE ASKED THE BUS DRIVER TO STOP THE BUS AND IT DID. And he didn't even offer to fuck him.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god that is like the worst fucking moment in the film, genuinely nearly walked out
also she actually gets out to talk to him! instead of telling him to fuck off!
― lex pretend, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
if the movie had ended with a shot of Jake in his Jack Twist mid-forties mustache sitting next Katherine Hepburn in her late eighties it would've been the best thing ever filmed.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I thought the same thing, this movie was not exactly very clever but what a dumb, cop out ending; it would be way more interesting if he had just heeded that guy's advice and NOT persued a relationship he'll wind up regretting
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Twitter exploded with accounts of a scuffle between Gyllenhaal, who plays a soldier in Jones’ sci-fi thriller, and a guy who tried to take his photograph … er, mid-stream.
“Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’” Tweeted Cinematical’s Erik Davis.
http://www.towleroad.com/2011/03/jake-gyllenhaal-fends-off-restroom-photographer.html
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Monday, 14 March 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf who does that? (the photographer, not Gyllenhaal)
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Saw it with the wife a couple months back and generally enjoyed it, but it does have the feeling of being really disjointed
Definitely--like you can actually tell really easily which bits were by which rewriter-for-hire
― the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Monday, 14 March 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2011/03/pee-wee_code.php
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i think his new one - jake's on a train, or something, maybe it's source code - has jeffrey wright, which kinda collaterally makes me want to see a jake gyllenhaal movie
― your LiveJournal experience (schlump), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Hm.
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/5/15/13/jake-gylenhaal-channeling-his-inner-grace-jones-i-31116-1305480275-3.jpg
― Roz, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Christmas card, I assume
― da croupier, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5dqeCzIh1qcfoo3o1_500.jpg
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
God, that movie with Anne Hathaway was terrible. I admit that I wanted to watch it for less than honorable reasons, so maybe I got what I deserved.
― o. nate, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’”
yes please Jake oh god yes
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
Jake coming to Broadway. I am so not going for $100.
http://www.roundabouttheatre.org/Shows-Events/If-There-Is.aspx
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:49 AM (3 years ago)
― Eric H., Friday, 3 August 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
This thread is really the history of homosexuality on ILX.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/542304_338125212942759_456945342_n.jpg
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
hair yummo!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
is he making a film about fishermen
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
About fishers of men.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Richard Masur is back!
― da croupier, Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
stage debut reviewed in today's NYT
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
so is End of Watch any good
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
Ever-so-slightly above average buddy cop film only because Jake and Pena are really good together. Filming style baffles me. No real plot. Family stuff is meh. Back in the local multiplex this weekend for reasons I don't understand.
― Gukbe, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
it's one of the best movies of the year
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
do he and Peña kiss?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
no but they call each other bro a lot, tenderly
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
END OF WATCH: good cop movie
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RU-pEeMf4Qc/USc9rUdhy5I/AAAAAAABVbU/dUrOC7Zyhww/s1600/144+%281%29.jpg
HAI DERE
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
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― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
c;lassic post
is there really a 725 reply thread about jake gyllenhaal
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
open your ass cheeks, Hungry
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
i wouldnt have guessed that JG was like, a smokin hot dude back when i watched donnie darko. he just seemed like any guy to me. he's gotten p. buff since then though
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
he wasn't
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
This is my favourite ILX post ever.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 May 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
I recently discovered that a long-time crush of mine considers JG her "dream guy". This information, combined with that Easton post, is now making me grin like an idiot for some reason.
― Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link
I am not at all gonna pay to see Prisoners -- Paul Dano, ugh --- but JG has another Denis Villeneuve film done where he Patty Dukes it!
http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-denis-villeneuves-enemy
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
What's better than one Jake Gyllenhaal?...
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
“Rather than play the scenario for black humor or Hitchcockian intrigue, Villeneuve mines it for tedious pathological navel-gazing and banal sexual fantasy”
:o
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Yep, Hitchcock never engaged in banal sexual fantasy.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Rope not banal enough, eh
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
prisoners is p good if you're into that kind of thing
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't mind having JG under house arrest
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
gyllenhaal's character is named Detective Loki, which is incredibly distracting whenever the movie reminds you of it
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
does he carry a spear
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Movie featured a Hulk cameo that took me right out of it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fe2tfK4.png
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
looks like longer than 4 weeks
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aHXrU_3mGTE/Uk53cjIdcBI/AAAAAAABX_U/hAG_vPyWmDs/s600/008.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 January 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link
so it's offensive how Prisoners has at least six moments of creepy music + character sneaking up a hallway awaiting the next horror. Jackman is ridiculous.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
whats wrong w/suspense
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link
suspense involving whether a kid is dead, tortured, or mutilated isn't fun for me these days; moreover, this fucking thing is almost three hours long w/out a single shot of Jake nude.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link
what happened to this guy?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (ten years ago) link
He's been giving good perfs for a couple years now.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (ten years ago) link
oh sure, i meant he hasn't called me for weeks.
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link
I'll remind him to return your texts
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
next time you see him?
i take it prisoners was made explicitly to win best acting noms but it never happened?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link
yes, bcz it was no fun even for ppl who like bad movies
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link
my friend called it a u.s. version of one of them korean serial killer movies, which i think is really apt. I dunno I liked it
edelstein was otm about jackman - "Jackman’s performance isn’t especially imaginative, but it’s hard not to be moved by his grief." otoh i couldnt tell what was meant to be going on inside Detective Loki's (lol) head for most of the movie
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
Detective Loki wasn't much of a trickster.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 03:25 (ten years ago) link
...or a nudester apparently.
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 17 January 2014 04:25 (ten years ago) link
Don 'n' Glenn would've known the Gyllenhaal family, you know. We need their input.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 11:54 (ten years ago) link
I liked Enemy, neo-Cronenbergian identity horror that shoots Toronto thru a piss filter (revenge of Quebecois Villenueve). People v divided by penultimate shot, I thought it was provocative punctuation. Both Jakes have awesome back muscles and chest hair.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link
Missed Alf's prompt.
DON: I love that picture, cause it's all rough tradey, and I imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...but I also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as I weep about the state of the world, and how there is not enough love in it. He is the only man I imagine topping me...I saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, I didn't know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so I didn't.
GLENN: Damn, I knew we stayed over too long at Elton's for those overdubs.
DON: Well, yeah.
― Interior. Ibiza Bar (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
The Two Jakes!
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
fed you another one on the Nixon-Kiss thread
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2011/09/29/hugo_chavez_caption_contest/Enemy_Jake_Gyllenhaal_chalkboard.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link
is he as good as Irons?
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link
Well, this isn't as ambitious or well-made as that film, so no, but I liked the performance(s) esp as the schlubby (lol) history teacher.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
http://media.melty.fr/article-2211367-ratio_274-f3676382893/jay-z-beyonce-jake-gyllenhaal-tournee-on.jpg
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
space and architecture in Enemy (spoilers)
http://issuu.com/interiorsjournal/docs/interiors0914
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
I watch this tonight.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
we quiver
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
is he nude in it
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
no spoilers
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
on the physique yo-yo game
http://deadline.com/2014/11/jake-gyllenhaal-southpaw-photo-nightcrawler-1201300519/
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link
When will he realize we like him right in the middle?
― Eric H., Tuesday, 2 December 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link
really enjoyed the Enemy
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
agree w Morbz upthread about the piss-filter look of it though - easily my least favorite thing about it, just a gross color palette all the way through
― Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
he got a rave from Ben Brantley in the NYT for the British play that opened on Broadway last night, Constellations. I had no idea it was alleged to be that good; anyway, it's only got a month to run and way too pricey for me.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
yeah i was hoping to catch it (physics) but it's serious $$ :-(
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link
If we get a blizzard in the next 4 weeks there might be empty-seat discounts!
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link
If you get a blizzard maybe he'll sit on your empty seat.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
i know an economist who looks a lot like JG (though without the impeccable physique), i wonder if y'all would go for him.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link
Mark Harris appraises his career:
Gyllenhaal turned 34 in December, and it’s only in the last couple of years that I think he’s come into his own. This is, in part, a gender issue; we allow actors to grow differently from actresses. We want women to hit hard, and early. Julia Roberts was 22 when Pretty Woman opened; Emma Stone broke through in Easy A at 21; Jennifer Lawrence was romantically paired with Bradley Cooper and Christian Bale onscreen before she was 25. Women don’t get a decade to form themselves onscreen; they need to come ready, and a couple of missteps is all it takes to knock them back to Triple-A. We don’t demand that of our male movie stars; we set the bar lower — sometimes so low that all they have to do is not suck. When Jon Hamm and George Clooney were 25, they were not, in any meaningful sense, Jon Hamm and George Clooney. When Bradley Cooper was 25, he was going on auditions, hoping to get cast in Alias, and when Channing Tatum was 25, he … well, let’s check his résumé; he certainly stood out as “Boy In Church Scene (Uncredited)” in War of the Worlds.
So Gyllenhaal, who starred in his first movie (October Sky) at 18 and had secured cult-fame status by 21 (Donnie Darko) and an Oscar nomination by 25 (Brokeback), is, in some ways, an anomaly — he’s had a woman’s career, except that he’s in his mid-thirties and as far as I can tell, nobody is yet talking about his impending last fuckable day. And there’s no denying that he was given latitude to screw up in his twenties without significant penalty. I’m thinking in particular of two movies, Roland Emmerich’s mercifully all-but-forgotten enviro-disaster pic The Day After Tomorrow (2004) and Mike Newell’s absolutely-flat-out-forgotten Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010). Out of two dozen films, these two stand out as attempts to force Gyllenhaal into a wearily familiar studio movie-star template, almost as if someone said to him (or perhaps as if he said to himself) You’re young, you’re handsome, you look good with your shirt off — this is what you’re supposed to do now.
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/jake-gyllenhaal-career-arc-southpaw-broadway/
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
It's true that Jake's hit his stride but he still tries too hard.
i really can't see that hypermuscular boxing potboiler (for money).
apparently he was great w/ Ellen Greene in the concert staging of Little Shop.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 July 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
lol @ Harris admitting it was his idea to get Jake w/shirt off for the 2004 EW cover.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 July 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
http://image.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jake-Gyllenhaal-July-2015-Esquire-Cover-Photo-Shoot-008-800x1105.jpg
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link
I think Tom and Lorenzo had some not-so-nice things to say about that photo shoot.
On a different note, Jake was super-charming on the Mystery Show podcast.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link
who are Tom and Lorenzo?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
Fashion/TV bloggers. Best known for their meticulous close-read recaps of Mad Men.
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2015/07/jake-gyllenhaal-for-esquire-uk-magazine/
― jaymc, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link
oh! Yeah.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
not so nice but also not so interesting either. and wrong, he looks fantastic in the photos.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
it does look like an in flight mag cover though
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
Discussing BBM a decade (!) later. He sounds far smarter and more self-assured than he ever did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anGypG5-T-8
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link
from that southpaw movie & training, he should fight mike b Jordan from creed irl on ppv
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
in leather thongs
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
Good interview, and I like a lot of what he had to say, but I have to wonder if BBM can ever be spoken about with anything but awed reverence.
― Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link
I was pretty bored by it. Ang Lee is boring in general.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link
it does seem like a lot of the discourse around the film has more to do with its particular cultural moment and less to do with it as an actual film or as part of a continuum of films about gay people.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
It's a period piece.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
Confirmed on a mass cultural scale that women love gay slash.
apparently women and gay men love retro lesbian stuff, hence the dullish and rewarded Carol
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
to Broadway w/ Sondheim
http://www.playbill.com/article/jake-gyllenhaal-annaleigh-ashford-sunday-in-the-park-moving-to-broadway
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
He needs it after giving the worst movie performance of his career.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link
why don't you come up and go with me?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link
and has anyone heard him sing?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
IF it runs thru spring, maybe! I'm planning a trip to Gotham then.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
He sang a Dreamgirls tune on SNL a decade ago. He's more in tune with nudity.
i didnt see the movie but it dawned on me that its kinda audacious to portray a titular southpaw boxer as i presume a righty?
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link
it runs Feb 11-Apr 23; don't give me 'a decade ago', i'm sure he's had some training since.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link
watched southpaw, jake is convincing mostly, fight scenes and otherwise although its so quickly cut that its a bit hard to tell @ times; his inward mumbling even in press conferences is good, betrays his lack of confidence & orphan background; the music is v bad and of course his role was orig written for eminem ~o_o~
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
I didn't understand why that movie needed to be madeother than for me to learn about the "philly shell" I guess
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
directed by antoine fuqua, written by kurt sutter, i took a hard pass
― nomar, Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link
I can't: http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Shirtless-Pictures-St-Barts-January-2017-42938768
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 January 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
I saw Nocturnal Animals recently. Loved it immensely. But he holds no sexual appeal to me. :-( Well, he does but not in a movie stqr way.
― nathom, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
I can't: http://www.broadwayworld.com/videoplay/VIDEO-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Shares-Sings-from-SUNDAY-IN-THE-PARK-WITH-GEORGE-20170207
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:22 (seven years ago) link
can Jake bark for me
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TGE1oqA.gif
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link
I can't
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-01/2/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-12/sub-buzz-29045-1483378204-1.jpg?resize=625:827
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 February 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link
Ben Brantley, NYT:
“Mr. Gyllenhaal translates the intensity that has characterized his most memorable screen appearances (including Brokeback Mountain and Nightcrawler) into a searing theatrical presence, in which his eyes are his center of gravity. He embodies one of Seurat’s favorite artistic dictums, ‘concentrate,’ with an unwavering focus that seems to consume and illuminate the dark.
“Mr. Gyllenhaal invests every note he sings with the rapt determination of someone trying to capture and pin down the elusive. Watch Seurat at work, dabbing specks of color on his canvas, and listen to the vigor (and rigor) with which he invests the repetition of those colors’ names.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/23/theater/review-sunday-in-the-park-with-george-jake-gyllenhaal.html
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link
I'd love for him to pin me with rapt determination.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
https://m.popkey.co/8db12c/v49EY.gif
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
tot fine in the Sondheim musical btw
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link
Alfred, yer killing me.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 27, 2017 2:56 PM
he's not nude in it
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link
Seurat does get down on all fours and bark at one point, though.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link
he's kinda terrible in Okja, in a prom king tries to be class clown way
http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2016/07/gyllenhaal-okja-july18-01-lead-620x413.jpg
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link
is he worse than in Nocturnal Animals?
(I have the screener sitting on my table and can't muster the enthusiasm, not with The Square also beckoning)
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
I wouldn't get too excited abt The Square
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
at 142 minutes it's hard
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link
I haven't seen Nocturnal Animals, cuz i read the reviews, and refuse to watch any more of the fashion-designer's oeuvre.
Okja is worth seeing though, I never thought there'd be a film where a 'dual Tilda Swinton performance' would please and not terrify me.
also here's a pillow design for Alfred:
http://www.media4.hw-static.com/media/2016/07/wenn_okja_071816_1800x1200_01.jpg
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
I need to check out Okja if for no other reason than several of the cast were staying at the same hotel I was in for a conference while they were filming in Seoul, and I was unintentionally a dick to Paul Dano.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
this was one of the first Dano performances I enjoyed
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
gyllenhall is hilarious in okja
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
oh Brad, what're gonna do with you? :)
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 6, 2017 10:46 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's a long wait
― phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
Jake will do that.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
i'll agree with you on dano morbs. he also had to deliver the clunkiest dialogue in the movie
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I liked The Square even though it seriously loses steam after the 100-minute mark or so
― Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I think Matt Seitz got it right in his otherwise-rave of Okja:
"Jake Gyllenhaal's performance as a hypocritical nature TV celeb is the only flat-out casting disaster. Jim Carrey-style clowning is not, to put it mildly, this actor's most comfortable mode, and his fidgety, braying, often mincing performance is so misjudged that it destroys scenes that should have been unsettling or touching."
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
morbs otm here, jake's terrible in this
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:32 (six years ago) link
thread derail re: The Square and other things - is anyone else getting tired of people saying how amazing Elizabeth Moss is in everything all the time. I mean, she's pretty good. She's always exactly the same.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link
She's good, solid. I don't care if actors fail to show or won't show range.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
Has she ever played anything with energy? She always comes across as flat (even in Mad Men).
― rb (soda), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link
lol I was thinking of Elizabeth Olsen
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link
yeah she's always lethargic. I think she can centre things, she's got something, but people are always banging on about her.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
i don't need to see range either.
but this thread is about jake. got any cute new paparazzi pics, alf? :)
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link
That's one way of looking at his filmography...
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link
He does career-best work in Wildlife, the sometimes heavy-handed but solid directorial debut of Paul Dano. Carey Mulligan, whom I've never quite believed in any of her pictures, is his match.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
Ooft, strong endorsement given his previous work. Look forward to it.
― Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Refuse to believe that Carey M is good in this.
― FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 6 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
I didn't either, believe me. She nails the insouciance and the bitterness without getting soggy about it.
― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 October 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
i will 100% watch this.
Jake Gyllenhaal & Rene Russo reunite with "Nightcrawler" director/screenwriter Dan Gilroy for "Velvet Buzzsaw" — a thriller set in LA's contemporary art world scene co-starring Toni Collette, Zawe Ashton, Tom Sturridge, and Natalia Dyer — FIRST PHOTO: pic.twitter.com/WJZYj5w3fM— See What's Next (@seewhatsnext) November 28, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 29 November 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link
will he be nude in it
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
good morning!
― brokenshire (jed_), Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:01 (five years ago) link
I am glad I already told my jake g walking a dog, wearing a popped collar pink polo and barking at another dog story here.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
Andy Garcia's ass crack. Too early in the morning.
― Yerac, Thursday, 29 November 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
He's Mysterio in the new Spider Man farrago. Will he be nude in it?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
lol
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Does he give anyone else crispin glover vibes these days? Felt it for sure in wildlife
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
he plays a fastidious oddball english detective in a so so western i watched last night, and yeah I can see a bit of that comparison.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
Is that Sisters Brothers or is he in another western I don't know about?
Velvet Buzzsaw looks like it could be anywhere from great fun to total garbage but there is some A+ Gyllenhaal freaking the fuck out in the trailer
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link
Also his character in Okja.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
xp
yeah that's the one.
― calzino, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link
oh also: that Velvet Buzzsaw trailer seems like it spoils *EVERYTHING*. Like, major characters' deaths, at the very least
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link
'SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME' Star TOM HOLLAND Couldn't Walk After JAKE GYLLENHAAL Workout! https://t.co/JW4ufH6Zw8 pic.twitter.com/JBC8G50lpD— ComicBook NOW! (@ComicBookNOW) June 25, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link
I need a Jake workout :(
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
https://networthbuzz.com/uploads/biography/2019/7/11/fp-1562813345903.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
fuck sake.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
i would c with his d in me amirite fellas?
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i saw him once in a chinatown bar in 2008
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
my answer to this thread question is that he is both c (classic) and d (dreamy)
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
He's extremely good in The Sisters Brothers (the film is decent) and seeing Jake and Riz Ahmed onscreen at the same time had a significant effect on me.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Friday, 9 April 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsQIQOiW8AIAptO.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link
JAKE CAN I JAB YOU TWICE
Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves." https://t.co/9zrNFIooey pic.twitter.com/6DxY27DJPw— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) August 6, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link
I can bathe him.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link
lol you don't get called a scruffy bastard when you're a sex-hunk. It reminds me of when the o.g. Ronaldo swapped shirts with Beckham and joked: his sweat smells like cologne!
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
I could have sworn this is like the third story I've seen this week about celebrities not bathing.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
same.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 6 August 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/05/i-dont-smell-meet-the-people-who-have-stopped-washing
― calzino, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link
please make it stop. everytime a rich person doesn't bathe i'm the one who has to shower in their place and i'm so so tired pic.twitter.com/saITex2SGZ— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) August 6, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
I drifted off for maybe 10 minutes, but the rest of the way I found The Guilty excruciating. Almost bailed.
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 September 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link
Having trouble getting my head around the fact Morbs both saw and enjoyed Bubble Boy.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 26 September 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
I liked the Danish Guilty but the concept definitely wears thin by the end. And the remake is 5 minutes longer, apparently
― Vinnie, Monday, 27 September 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/c5SY51q.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hlMQbZt.jpg
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 August 2023 23:51 (nine months ago) link
Agreed
― H.P, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 10:50 (nine months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5mRz3jQ.png
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:14 (six months ago) link
Nice mug
― omar little, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 00:43 (six months ago) link
when will he give us a live action guy smiley
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 01:02 (six months ago) link
Jake, I can take or leave.
Maggie, on the other hand . . . I can't.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:10 (six months ago) link
I remembered Jakey is younger than me, but I didn't remember it's only by a year and a half. Life is not fair
― active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 14:32 (six months ago) link
Happy birthday!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C1FmKfTOvwI/
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 22:03 (five months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/S3mthSy/IMG-2540.jpg
― badpee pooper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:26 (four months ago) link
Papi.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 21:35 (four months ago) link
So.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:01 (two months ago) link
Watched Road House last night. JG is very good in it, but calling the movie tonally inconsistent would be very generous. And Conor McGregor looks like a CGI/motion capture gimmick.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 12:39 (two months ago) link
how does it compare to the original?
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:47 (two months ago) link
you could never replicate the brilliance of that part were Dalton jumps over the front porch of his house with that amazing ballet move. that whole original movie is just gold every minute until the credits roll.
― scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 14:53 (two months ago) link
I have a lot of thoughts, but basically this is an attempt to make a PG-13 Road House that the whole family can enjoy. The first one was about people who liked fucking, and punching each other. This one is about people who have never fucked, and only punch each other because they're forced into it. But hey, there's a precocious teen girl who says vaguely joke-like things to the protagonist.
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 14:56 (two months ago) link
That sounds absolutely fucking awful
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:08 (two months ago) link
The trouble is, there's already a good variant on Roadhouse in theaters called Love Lies Bleeding.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 15:12 (two months ago) link
Rather!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:13 (two months ago) link
i think one key problem i have w/the idea of this film is Patrick Swayze was such an absolutely likable screen presence and JG is increasingly less so, and i feel like Roadhouse requires some kind of likable toughness, a kind of noble tough humility that PS was so good at.
― omar little, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:20 (two months ago) link
speak for yourself!
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:24 (two months ago) link
Yeah, Swayze was likable; Gyllenhaal is amiable. Two very different things.
Here's the difference between the two movies in a nutshell: in the original, Swayze wakes up and is doing naked tai chi and the female bartender from the roadhouse brings him breakfast and we see her blatantly ogling his naked ass. In this version, Gyllenhaal is awakened on the boat where he's living by the female bartender from the roadhouse; he's wearing boxer briefs and says, embarrassed, that he'll get dressed; she says, "Don't worry; I have brothers."
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link
I envy those boxer briefs.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:37 (two months ago) link