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I sometimes fantasize of being taken from the behind by a woman with a strap-on. It's kinda weird, because in general I'm not at all into fetishes and such stuff, my tastes in sex are pretty vanilla. Anyway, I think it'd be quite difficult to fulfill this fantasy, unless I'm in steady relationship (and maybe no even then). How the hell do you ask someone to do this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

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― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed - well, not directly, but just kind of start talking "what's the dirtiest thing you've ever fantasised about doing?"

Cause you never know - with the right woman, you might actually make *her* day by asking!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I have one unfulfilled one.

Changing room rumpo with only a curtain separating naughtiness from the outside world. That would be hawt.

― beaux knee (boney), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed

Eeeeeeew.

― beaux knee (boney), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Bring the *subject* up, dumbass.

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

I've got lots of these types of fantasies. I don't think I have specific fetish as none of them is _that_ strong or important to me, but I just like (possibly only the idea of) lots of different things.

I have the same fantasy as you Tuomas and I have actually mentioned to two different girlfriends in the hope of it maybe actually happening, but it didn't in the end. The first thought it was something to do with me being a latent homosexual (it's not) and the second just thought it would be a bit gross, mostly cos of there being shit involved.
Neither was disgusted or amazed.

― mei (mei), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed - well, not directly, but just kind of start talking "what's the dirtiest thing you've ever fantasised about doing?"

so if that's your sexual fantasy.. to fulfill it you'll bring up the subject of bringing up the subject of sharing your sexual fantasies whilst in bed whilst in bed omg recursive fantasies hurrah!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

That's not a sexual fantasy! It's just standard foreplay!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I have actually mentioned to two different girlfriends in the hope of it maybe actually happening, but it didn't in the end.

― PlayfulPuppy (playfulpuppy), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

But do women ever fantasise about sodomising a guy with a strap-on dildo? Some women might well want to do it to please their boyfriend, but it strikes me this is always going to be far more of a male fantasy than a female one.

― Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

well... I've known at least one...

― carson dial (carson dial), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, you are a brave, brave soul.

― Dan (Never In A Million Years On A Googlable Forum) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas is the last person I expected to start a thread like this I gotta say...

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

But do women ever fantasise about sodomising a guy with a strap-on dildo?

Yes. Yes, they do.

(And I know others who do, too, before you say that's just a typical Kate response)

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

lock the interwebs

― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Dan (Never In A Million Years On A Googlable Forum) Perry

OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

OK then. My fantasy is to spread the cheeks of some scrawny Finnish guy and have at it with my humongous strap-on thermos flask.

― Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Dare to dream.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

The first thought it was something to do with me being a latent homosexual (it's not)

I thought about this myself, i.e. whether it's some sort of latent homosexual desire, but I thought it had more to do with homosexual curiosity, or perhaps with "penetration curiosity". While I find some men hot and I've often snogged with men, I've never had sex with a man, and therefore have never been penetrated. So I'm kinda curious what it feels like to be penetrated, especially since anal sex is supposed to be more pleasurable to men than to women because of prostate thing and all. However, since I've only had sex with women, I feel more comfortable sleeping with a woman than with a man. So that's why I'd want to try it with a girl before - if ever - I try it with a guy. Of course, it could be that the biggest source of arousal is the role reversal rather than mere penetration, and I'd be perfectly happy only sleeping this with girls. But I'd like to try it anyway.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

http://eclectech.co.uk/pantspirate.php?i=dFg

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh shit, wrong thread. Never mind, just as appropriate here!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I think in my case it's about role reversal, about the woman having to do the work and take control. And of course pure curiosity about how it would feel.

― mei (mei), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Search for 'pegging,' Tuomas. I think Teeny or someone may have started a thread about it at some point, too.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Damnit, I was just about to say "Teeny to thread."

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

missionary position

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

While I find some men hot and I've often snogged with men, I've never had sex with a man, and therefore have never been penetrated.

Even so, it's a logical fallacy to syllogise that all men who have sex with men have been penetrated. I have about as much experience as you taking it up the butt as you, Tuomas.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, the moment I posted that I realized it could be misread. I was only talking about my own experience, I didn't mean to generalize it to claim either A) that all men who have had sex with men have been penetrated, nor B) that all men who've only done it with women have not been. Obviously I know this isn't true.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't try and back track NOW...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

missionary position

awww bless your cotton socks...

and call me daddy!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

My fantasy is to spread the cheeks of some scrawny Finnish guy and have at it with my humongous strap-on thermos flask

Woah!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Why are all these fantasies anal?

Curious.

I know plenty of gays who've never had anything to do with the chocolate whizzway.

And as for fulfilling one's fantasies, I thought that's what the web's for. Somewhere out there there's bound to be someone you can persuade to do exactly what you want.

― klee (klee), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

This is so typical man fantasy, but I fooled around with 2 girls once and I'd like to do that again. Maybe go a bit further.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha "mantasy"!

― Dan (What's YOUR Mantasy?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Unlimited supply
TMI there is no reason why
TMI I tell you if was all a frame
TMI they only did it 'cos of fame
TMI I do not need the pressure
TMI I can't stand the useless fools
TMI unlimited supply
TMI Hallo TMl goodbye ILE

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I hope you all know that Tuomas just trolled yo asses.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

trolled FO' asses

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Step right up, ladies and gents!

For just one thin dime, the tenth part of a dollar, you may enter this thread and view the amazing, the startling, the grotesque fanatsies of your fellow ILXors, on display for your viewing pleasure!

See the Incredible Dog-Headed Boy as he masturbates in front of a baby! Gasp at Goatse, the Bearded Lady as she practises depravities only an ILXor could imagine! Thrill to the savage tom-tom beat of the ILM Chickenbear Band!

Never before seen on ILE: sex, sex, sex - in full technicolor black and white EE-leck-tron-ick descriptions!

Don't crowd, folks. There's room for everyone. If you are not fully satisfied your money will be cheefully taken.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

See the Incredible Dog-Headed Boy as he masturbates in front of a baby!

ROFFLE

― Dan (Poor Tuomas) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

And for the kiddies, in the petting zoo we have

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

this is even funnier cuz i always imagine that tuomas's posts being read aloud by goldmember.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

What's that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I think he means the Dutch dude from that really awful Austin Powers movie.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

This thread was going fine until the last ten posts or so. Back to the fantasy talk!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I always wanted to peg a dude. I made some joke to my friend the boy about Ann Coulter pegging him, and he blushed and guiltily admitted the idea made him hot. With Ann Coulter! So we've wanted to make it happen (with me, not the demoness), but every time we have the chance to go to the adult fun store, we're out of cash. Besides, I hear there is a definite learning curve to using a strap on.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a specific "fantasy" per se, whenever I need mental arousal to get the solo deed done, I just think of sexy stuff, no story arc or particular situations. Every time someone's asked me to "act out a fantsay" all I can think to do is punch them in the stomach, which I should note is not sexually charged for me. It's just the first thing that comes to mind. I would want to be in a three-way w/another chick, though, not two eager dudes---the rotisserie thing is disgusting.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

my fantasy: there i am up on stage singing karaoke major tom (coming home) and the guy that looks like kenny rogers and always does kenny rogers songs gets so upset at me because im doing so good he buys me a drink and serves it to me on stage during the extended intrumental part then i cum.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

...

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

what

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:23 (twenty years ago)

i just imagined that sexual fantasies don't usually involve premature ejaculation.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

"extended instrumental part", ken.

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:31 (twenty years ago)

instrumental?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Just remember to be a good fellow and put your helmet on, ok?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

"It is well for society that we do not know all the fantasies which accompany, consciously or half-consciously, or unconsciously, every erotic indulgence" - Wilhelm Stekel

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

i just read that quote in The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer by Brian Masters

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

and you thought you'd come in here and bum us all out huh?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

bum us all out

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

come in here

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

I think thought is sexy

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

i've got some crackers from She Must Have Known: The Trial of Rosemary West by Brian Masters saved up for Rumpie's next shit-in-a-carrier-bag thread

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

But do women ever fantasise about sodomising a guy with a strap-on dildo?

There are definitely many who do.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:36 (twenty years ago)

every time we have the chance to go to the adult fun store, we're out of cash

40% off at Honeysuckle Shop with the code word "valentine". The owners are good people in the Chicago area (here's the blog. They also publish a parenting magazine.) and offer the Nexus, which looks like a genius design to me and Bend Over Boyfriend. And lube.

― Jaq (Jaq), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

"I am wearing only a blonde wig and a turban and roller skates. I am looking at a picture of Matlock. On the radio plays Captian and Tenille. I am in the prescence of 4 80-year-old women. They angrilgy yell when I become erect. The say 'THAT AINT NO WORM, THATS HIS TUBE!!"
exerpt from "The Fantasies of Al Gore"

― Presidential Historian (mike), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

hahahahahahaha this thread

― HI DERE, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas wants to be taken by a girl with a strap on

worlds continues on axis

― 696, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

there are a lot of women in this thread who i would fuck, but abbott is the only one who i would let punch me in the stomach

― max, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

seriously people, wtf

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Would you let her peg you, Max?

― milo z, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

of course.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am SO glad i never found this thread during my vulnerable phase

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

there are a lot of women in this thread who i would fuck, but abbott is the only one who i would let punch me in the stomach

-- max, Sunday, May 20, 2007 9:12 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm sure they feel the same way.

― Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

You can have another.
(xpost)

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I like "Major Tom"

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah offed, i read through the entire thread to make sure i hadn't contributed.

― remy bean, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

there are many girls on this thread i would like to fuck but abbott i think i would like to marry.

that's not an official proposal just speculation.

lets not get carried away.
-- deeznuts, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if God made me thid way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all. He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or hide thid decret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

sex without the woman

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

put the internet down LJ, put it down

― 696, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

why not just laugh at the funny video, garthy boy?

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

i cant watch it, im not on the computer

― 696, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

*HEADFUCK*

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Now that the thread starter is shown on the thread list screen, we will never again have the "I knew this was a ________ thread" post.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DAN WHY *cries*

― Trayce, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

I want to sleep with fat goths

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'll eat pancakes for a month and come visit you

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

no homo sorry

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

;(

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

OMG whatwas I thinking. I don't have the gross motor skills to do anything. Who am I kidding.

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

I want to sleep with fat goths

So not me, then.

― Trayce, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

I have rape fantasies sometimes.

You may all now revile me.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

tranny ghosts

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I came here to say ewwww, but now I will change that to AAAAGGGGHHHHH!

xposts OK, now AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

― John Justen, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

You're welcome, John.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I know not what I do.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

tranny ghosts.

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you. You and your ghosts.

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

One thing I know I don't do is tranny ghosts.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

The 'eating pancakes for a month' fantasy is one I could adopt, albeit not in a sexual way.

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

"They aren't chicks with dicks, they're guys with dicks. Big difference."

― Oilyrags, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

Oh chicks w/dicks totally pwn guys w/dicks. OR DID THEY?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha Abbott OTM

xpost er, ^^ not that one

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

tranny ghosts!

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

M2F or F2M?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

LOL or OMG?

― lfam, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

OR WAS HE?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

NEXT WEEK ON FIBBER MCGEE & MOLLY:

OR WAS IT?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh, it doesn't matter.

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, I said that wrong.

"The aren't chicks with dicks, they're guys with tits."

Apologies for the confusion. But seriously people, you should know this already.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

i want to be diddled by django reinhardt, snidely whiplash, and cab calloway sinultaneously.

― remy bean, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

OR COULD YOU?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Should I tell my parents or hide thid decret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?

are these serious questions?

― Drooone, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

OR ARE THEY?

― Abbott, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just messing around.

and, um, oilyrags, if you're not just messing around, that sure is a pretty bigoted sentiment you got there.

as long as no one's getting hurt, or FANTASIZING about someone getting hurt. . .

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh how this thread could have had potential.

And horribly horribly didnt.

Except for the pancakes I guess.

― Trayce, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

andi -

Well, I'm quoting a (kinda okay, but more gimmicky than really neccesary) vampire novel, so you can decide on your own based on that how serious I am.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 21 May 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry. i can be ass, ya know.

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

really.

carry on, now.

― andi, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

wayward son, they'll be peace when you are done

― remy bean, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

I have this fantasy where I am highly arroused by certain conditions I would prefer not to mention, except that they have no connection to ILx whatsoever.

― Aimless, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

me too!

― The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on the set of The Big Easy and Dennis Quaid and I are doing lines of blow off each other's abs.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Do y'all ever see threads in the new answers list and really hope that you didn't post on it? This is one I managed to refrain from posting on, and I am grateful.

― luna, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha x2

I'm actually kind of surprised at myself.

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on the set of The Big Easy and Dennis Quaid and I are doing lines of blow off each other's ab

I have to ask - is "gator" involved?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

i love you guys

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have a couple of theremin related fantasies, one of which involves the theremin being a sort of dildo mask which I wear on my face.

― moley, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

good vibrations?

― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

<I>How the hell do you ask someone to do this?</I>

You email said person a link to this thread.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

g-kit otm

― onimo, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Someone needs to get to work on "Theremin: An Erotic Odyssey."

― clotpoll, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get the ref, gabb.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

i want to be fucked in the armpits by a refrigerator

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

it involved wentworth miller putting handcuffs on me.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ã propos de pipes...

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

ceci n'est pas votre rÃªve sexuelle.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I do it all the time...

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

we know

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i heart you kate, you are totally the female kenan

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

no offense

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out if that's an insult or not. :-/

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

not from where I sit!

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

and to whom...

xpost

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

If I called someone "the male Kate" I would *totally* be dissing them!

Right, back to the low self esteem thread with me.

Ah, sod it, I'd rather look at the DDBs. Swoon. I bet some of them would be interested in thereminsex.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

there there, kate. there there.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

step this way, i am a control freak and i feed off of low self esteem.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan, I love you man, but that's way creepy. ;-)

Unless you're wearing a pointy nosed theremin mask.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

No time for the old in-out love. I've just come to read the meter.

http://www.lynn3686.freeserve.co.uk/jigsaw/aco.jpg

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Read the meter? HI DERE

― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS PLZ

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i admit it, dan perry is my sexual fantasy.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

get in line!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I called it, dude.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Dan reading a meter.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, don't you ever feel weird about posting this shit? You do realize once you will settle down, leave those feminist leftist leanings behind, and become a complete bourgeois twat with a house, dog, Volvo and most importantly KIDS who will google and find this.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

"mommy? who is wentworth miller?"

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

When I explain Prison Break, she will get the (crap) joke.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

He's going to name his dog Volvo?

The way I talk, I can't even talk about Volvos because it always comes out sounding wrong. "What, you want to drive a vulva some day? Whaaat?"

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I have the feeling that any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything they could possibly dig-up on their old man here!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

... If they pretty young and naive, maybe they will think the conception was due to dildo penetration.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Or fridge fucking the way this thread has gone.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

How do your vulva crash test ratings stack up, tho?

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I have to say it in an exagerated way that's completely unnatural to me if I want to avoid it sounding like vulva: 'voh-ohl-voohhh.'

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

what is this accent, abbott?

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Idaho, where evryone turns every vowel into a schwa and mutters a whole lot.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Wuddunduheck?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I know nothing of Idaho.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

It's got like one million people over 85,ooo square miles. It may not even exist to anyone but those one million people.

Idaho Legislature Declares English the Only Language They Know c/o the Onion

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Only state that's bisected laterally by a time zone boundary.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I bet that's on their resume, too.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i always thought it'd be pretty cool to have sex with liz fraser, if she'd sing during it.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

which she would, because i hit all the right notes.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

and i'm a perve.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

She's not a ghost, tho.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

but she's just so ephemeral

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kosherseafood.net/images/left_photo_parve.jpg

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Arrrgh dont ruin Liz for me as well as Pete ;_;

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I have this fantasy where I am highly arroused by certain conditions I would prefer not to mention, except that they have no connection to ILx whatsoever.

-- Aimless, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^ this is one of my favourite ilx posts ever.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, trayce. (really.) (wait, did i really ruin pete? i'm super, super sorry. :( )

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

the internet never forgets

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)

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