Chicago: robe or housecoat?

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Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"I used to post on ILX, now I'm done with those bitches for good"
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The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

No way, I like the "duster" types of housecoats, mostly vintage ones, that have patch pockets and zip down the front. I have a few, they all look like derranged picnic-table cloths with appliques. YES JUST LIKE THAT but mine are sleeveless.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i am wearing a robe right now, because i am unemployed and LAZY.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm unemployed & just posted a pickle on the other thread about it.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah yes, that (Laurel's) sounds more like the platonic housecoat I have in mind when I hear the word. But are you really naked underneath those?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno about anyone else, but I am.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

It's perfect for that time right after you get home from work and you want to rip your uncomfortable clothes off but aren't really ready to walk around totally buck naked. It's a compromise. Comfort AND modesty. And thinly-veiled nudity. And they don't constantly come open in the front.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Just to bring this over from the last thread and then I'm done...

Man, I ain't going to argue about this either. But no, I don't think Laurel is part of a cabal. But she did say: "Jay, if I ever get ops I'll always unban you. Of course Jon already knows that, and once he figures it out he'll un-op for me eternity" -- and that says to me that there are a few dudes who rule that board, and "allow" others to post there.

And now I will post a picture of a robe like mine

http://www.radiotown.net/podimages/flannelrobe_llbean.jpg

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

What is "ops" short for? I assume she means "admin privileges."

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

That IS a dilly of a pickle, btw. Don't tell them you lied.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we please stop? xp

regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't ask what "ops" means?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

what would i say then? do i keep up the lie?!

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not a big fan of the tie-front robes for MYSELF, too inconvenient with the always-coming-untied. But I've got no objections to them on anyone else....

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelsey--do not tell them you lied.

xpost--yes, continue to lie. It is best.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

on the theme of robes & off the theme of me being a lying, manipulative ass-wipe: i just found out that my robe is called a 'yukata.' it's a cotton japanese robe/kimono thing. it has batiked fish on it.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you should be as vague as possible when talking about the family emergency. It all sort of depends on the possibility of getting another job of this nature. If that's very possible, then go to China. If that's highly unlikely and you will probably find yourself at the Gap, I would think again about the trip.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

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Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelsey it is also important to remember that this is a temp agency, and they will lie, cheat, and steal to get you on the job because that makes them money. This happened to me more than once.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) haha.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

By that I mean entirely misrepresent the type of work I would be doing, and the chances of permanent employment. xpost

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a Tommy Hilfiger robe that I found (in brand new condition) in a vacated apt. I was cleaning one summer when I was a cleaning lady. I've had it for a good 6 years.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a housedress that I wear around the house. It's not like a typical housecoat, it's just an old, floppy dress that is comfortable enough for me to forget that it's on OR to take the dogs out if I have to. It's blue with big white polka dots. Sometimes I wear it to work and no one knows it's my housedress. HAHAHHA SUCKAS.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, lying to TEMP employers is totally fair game.


Or, in my case, to permanent employers.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

She's had the robe for a good six years.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, "ops" is chat-speak from mIRC days. "Privs" would be better.

Oi for pete's sake, there is no "ruling" and no "allowing". I don't care enough to fight about most things by the unofficial rules of the arena ie the insulting and the making up jokes about each other and the other, like, boy-social stuff & pretend dick-waving, so if I wanted to out on a limb on the NB I would have to find my own ways to exercise status/credibility/whatever. So far when I have gotten honstly upset about anything there and spoken to other posters individually, adjustments have been made so that everyone stays cool with each other, which I appreciate! It just has its own weird conventions. AND I AM DONE. Sorry this is a huge XP.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i have two yukatas. i'd forgotten the name...i always call them my kimonos. i had a really hard time finding a place that sold them online.

amanda sounds sensible with her advice...

xp i hate dialup. amanda that dress sounds great. i am always in search of comfy loungey stuff to wear.

Juulia (julesbdules), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm done with you guys, anyway.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of lying:

i put my phone through the laundry about a week ago, and want to get a new one under the warranty. The screen looks fine, text messaging still works, ditto the buttons, but voice calls only last 8 secs and the microphone doesn't work.

What should I tell the people at the Sprint store??? That it just stopped working?

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

2x yes.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you have the protection plan? If so, then it doesn't matter at all what you tell them happened.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, ok.

xp no protection plan, just warranty.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

In that case lie. And probably pay for a new phone, in my experience. I learned the hard way and therefore have the protection plan.

There is a pH-strip thing in the phone that turns pink when there is water damage. Just hope they don't check that or don't care.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

gulp. i just did it. i called her back & gave the whole story. i can't believe myself. i couldn't turn back, though.
but, she did ask me how possible it would be for me to take two weeks off & then come back & i told her it was possible. it's nice to feel so wanted for a job & if this place ends up wanting me & i end up going & loving it a whole lot, i suppose the right job could convince me to refund my ticket in the name of financial stability.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

There is a pH-strip thing in the phone that turns pink when there is water damage. Just hope they don't check that or don't care.

!!!!

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't know that either!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm back.

i called her back & gave the whole story

What whole story? The truth?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost re. phone: I didn't know either. Until I learned it. Then I knew it.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Take off your battery and look. It should be right there. My current phone's detector is pink because I dropped it in the sink.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

the lie. (she asked. i tried to be minimal)

i'm scum.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

No you're not.

regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

shh! let her squirm.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm totally squirming. sorely, actually. i worked out yesterday & i need to gingerly sit myself upon the toilet seat b/c of the soreness. have you ever had those days?! it's been awhile for me.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

If anyone is scum, it's temp agencies. They're like job pimps. Sweet Tater could never be scum. But she does have a sore bum!


The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

[sorry, that was horrible]

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelsey I feel your pain. Let's not forget the joy that is walking down stairs!

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

but true!

i hate lying. i'm never doing it again.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

This was my source of outrage earlier:


NEW Ladder Shape Bookcase Bookshelf DVD CD Rack Holder

http://www.americanfivestar.com/ricky/4628-1.jpg

Buy It Now price: US $29.00

Shipping costs: US $179.00
UPS Ground

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

You shop a lot.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

You're like Sir Shops-a-lot.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

She shops a lot.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

tpyo?

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Take off your battery and look. It should be right there.

It isn't!

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

That was the source of her outrage.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah mine has a little circular white sticker with some pink dots, but nothing else that could be a pH strip/litmus paper or whatever.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

John Cunningham

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I shop a lot? Do I? Sometimes I feel that I do, and I wonder what's wrong with me. I should be a buyer. Then I could shop for a living.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

OH! remember how I ordered those headphones from Amazon yesterday? They are already on the truck on their way to my house today! And that's with the free shipping.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Today I am going to buy:

-1 3 inch metal screw
-1 2x6 board
-1 replacement aluminum screen for my kitchen window

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I am going to buy.......A SANDWICH!

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Sometimes I think about posting something on Noize, and then I'll go read a thread or two and remember that I'm not very noize.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - You're going to buy a PHONE!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Have any of you been to the Paper Source warehouse sale before? I kind of want to go, but also it looks CRAZY.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Kelsey went -- you should totally get some stuff for your INVITATIONS, YO.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

there isn't a pH strip in my phone! THEY'LL NEVER KNOW

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It's time once again to vote on the world's sexiest vegetarian.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

COME BACK, CHICAGO. Where is everyone?

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Kevin Nealon vs. Jess from Gilmore Girls -- I can't decide!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, JMZ, I need to be able to cook for any sexy person in my life, and I'm not rejigging all favorite recipes.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

All of your favorite recipes include meat?!?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't everyone's?

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Not necessarily!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Although I did make a salad sandwich for lunch. Bread + a bunch of store-bought mixed greens + a shitloud of Grey Poupon.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha I am just being contrary. Sorry, John.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Contrary, yet quietly OTM.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

We shouldn't really dwell on 'a shitload of Grey Poupon'.

Hey, J.'s already documented his DJ-ing last night, but it's worth adding that Nick was a fantastic DJ, pushing the bpm up and up and filling up the 'dance floor'.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

This is undoubtedly true.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Were people not dancing?

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

There just wasn't a 'dance floor' per se - but the space between the tables and the bar was full of dancers.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey John - normally I'd ask this in an e-mail instead of in public, but who was the gal (great dancer) who spilled her beer on your deck during Bust A Move?

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Audr@ E1s1n. If you know Pf3ff3r, it's her sister. Graduated from K with everyone else in that '97 crowd.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

And yes, she is usually lots of fun to dance with.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh right - she was at the karoke night we all did at the Green? Frog? a few years ago, I think. She was spunky last night.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i've gone to the warehouse sale, sarah. it's awesome. very crowded & crazy, but awesome deals.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Cook's Illustrated seems to agree with the idea of real cuisine including meat. They had a vegetarian stir-fry recipe by a writer who made himself out to be a renegade amongst the CI staff writers for attempting a main dish sans meat.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Blue Frog. That was the night we started out at Liars' Club, right? Fall of 2003? For a second, I couldn't place you there. As I recall, we all got to Blue Frog so late that only a couple people got to sing.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of vegetarian eating. John, are we ever going to go to the Green Zebra?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Cook's Illustrated. I always read it in the bathroom at a particular friend's house.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I mentioned to the foodies at work that I was planning on going to Green Zebra. They were dismissive of the idea of a vegetarian fine cuisine.

I need to stop putting 2 spaces after my periods.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) Yes! I would really like to. I don't know when, though. I'm in Montreal this weekend.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep, J., that was the night - I don't remember any of us getting to sing, but I remember for the first time seeing karaoke magazines, free guides to Chicagoland karaoke.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I think that Kenan's point about vegetarians not eating as well as non-veg's is still up for debate, but he was not saying anything that plenty of people who are seriously into food have said before. I'm on the fence about it, personally.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of K, where is she?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been scouring craigslist. I kind of want to buy an older motorcycle. I should probably not do this.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I will admit, once it gets hot and summery I can kinda envision eating vegetarian.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

(except for weekend grill-outs)

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The thing is, a strictly vegetarian cuisine definitely reduces your options -- you're working with a more limited palette -- but I can't see how within those parameters you can't still have an amazing culinary experience. The idea that the only way of tasting the sublime is by consuming animal flesh seems absurd to me.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I even bought my first veggieburgers last week.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

you do know that green zebra serves meat, right?

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh it does?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Dan you MUST go to visit your girl on a motorcycle.

I like eating vegetarian approximately 50% of the time. The other 50% I enjoy eating fish, chicken, beef, ham, pork bbq, blablabla.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I think 2 ideas I often entertain but should never carry out are buying a motorcycle or a gun.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea that the only way of tasting the sublime is by consuming animal flesh seems absurd to me.

True. There is also eggplant.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to buy a motorcycle with a gun mounted on the front of it.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

You guys have no idea how much seafood and meat I'm going to eat in New Orleans this weekend. Seriously, no concept.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

when i was there, they had some limited meat things on the menu. chicken & fish, i think.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There are currently two meat dishes on the menu:

Roasted Skate Wing, braised leeks, arbequina olive pesto & tomato mustard sauce 13

Greengold Acres Chicken Breast, new potatoes, crisp skin and wild honey 15

This looks way less expensive than I thought it was.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

chicken & fish, i think.

Right, I don't think they serve red meat. I remember reading that.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Enh, if I did get one it would be a buzz-around-town bike and not something to take a long ride on. But who knows? She'd definitely like it.

xpost

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Maddie was talking about buying a gun the other day. I vetoed.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

and meat is certainly not the focus.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Greengold Acres Chicken Breast, new potatoes, crisp skin and wild honey 15

Holy shit it's chicken and potatoes! I'm trying to imagine who orders this. Like if grandpa gets dragged along and starts bitching about "What kind of restaurant IS this? I wanted steak! I didn't fight in two wars to eat sprouts!" etc., you can say, "Look! Chicken and potatoes." And he'll order it and hopefully shut up about what kind of goddamn fruity place is this.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm, there's nothing over $15 -- are they small plates?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Really, though, there's no restaurant out side of KFC where you can order the chicken and justify it. The chef won't respect you.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Vegetables are cheap

xpost not true

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

From an older menu:

Rushing Waters Trout with Cauliflower Puree, Baby Leeks and fennel broth 13.00

Gunthorpe Farm Chicken Breast roasted fingerling potatoes, crisp skin and wild honey 15.00

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

their menu is a "tasting" menu, so they recommend that you pick a few things here & there to try. i think it's divided into sections, but i can't recall what they are. maybe it's something simple like 'cold' and 'hot.' anyway, small-ish plates, yes.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

That makes more sense, then, Kels.

Kenan, what on earth are you talking about? What's wrong with ordering chicken? Are you saying it's too "common"?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

So not true. I also don't care if the chef respects me. If I want to eat chicken, I'm eating chicken. I usually don't order something that I can make at home though. (No sandwiches, for instance, unless they're special burgers or something.)

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

*Usually. But I don't go out to eat that much, so when I do, it better be good.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

john, for some reason i thought you went with your parents or RC or something.
green zebra can certainly add up quickly, but it's not mind-blowing expensive. i think i ate there with leaf & we had a smattering of things, i had a glass of wine & our bill was probably around $60 or so? this is assuming i'm remembering it correctly, which i may not be.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Las Tablas, K. Chicken so good, w/ plantain and yucca on the side.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmmmm platanos.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you saying it's too "common"?

I'm saying it's... chicken.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Las Tablas, K. Chicken so good, w/ plantain and yucca on the side.

mmm. Ok, yeah. That I can see.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Nope, Kels. I couldn't go for RC because they weren't able to get a table until 9 or 9:30 and I'd already made plans for later that evening.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I've had fancy chicken at home that I would def. order out (say, stuff w/goat cheese & cranberries).

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

stuffed

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm saying it's ... beef.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm saying it's ... duck.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

EZ, where's a cheap place to grab some dinner? i kinda want to take leaf out, but my income is limited. also, where in uptown? it has to be close enough to meet at.


p.s.: it's taters.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

It's ... tofu

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to get to court! (Jenny's mock trial)

But I just wanted to say that that is waaay cheaper than I expected.

Also, a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to all of you.

-J.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you been to the French Meadow, next door to the CC Club?

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/Thumb_cknlady.jpg

"I'm saying it's...chicken, ey?"

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I love that place. We've eaten there a small handful of times already.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you like Vietnamese, Kelsey?

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Contrary, yet quietly OTM.

I love this phrase. And agree, for the most part.

I'm going to buy a motorcycle with a gun mounted on the front of it.

Also agreed.

regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

(Oh, the Lotus, J.?) Is there still a Thai place in Calhoun Square?

A couple years ago, right after it opened, I ate at a place called Azia, on Nicollett near the Black Forest - so good. Weird combinations of curry and cranberries that actually worked well.

(I've said it too many times before, but pretty much my favorite critic of any type is Dara Moskowitz, who writes about food and wine for City Pages - and she writes the capsule reviews for their restaurant guide as well.)

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I do, Jordan!

and yes, that thai place is still in calhoun square. have you eaten at swadtee or whatever it is on hennepin? or galooney's pizza? both of those are close.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's a good sample of Dara M.'s writing: http://citypages.com/databank/26/1274/article13250.asp

If City Pages music writers can move on to Spin and the Village Voice, there's no reason Dara M. won't make a big leap someday too.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

sawatdee is supposed to be awesome. my parent's love it. Lotus is the vietnamese place, though, isn't it?

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I ate late-night at Azia once and there was a DRIVE-BY EGGING. Seriously, I was an inch from being straight nogged.

(this was just after bartime had been extended, and is yet another argument against outdoor seating)

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

apparently she wrote for hermanaut as well. this is probably only significant to john, actually.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Eazy! I was just going to say that a friend took me to...some Vietnamese place that was good and cheap, but I think Lotus is correct.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

QUE ES MAS MACHO? PINEAPPLE O KNIFE?

http://www.comedycontact.com/images/kevinnealon.jpg http://www.radiochick.co.nz/images/milo_ventimiglia.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm saying it's ... beef.

The cliche about that generic flesh taste is not "tastes like beef." Chicken is pretty flavorless meat by itself, just some protein, not enough fat or dark meat or anything to make it really *delicious*. It's chicken. You have to deep fry it or (yeah) stuff it with goat cheese or something. If meat was bread, chicken would be crackers.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

The Lotus is the one that's attached to Calhoun Square on the Hennpin side. I don't know that I've been to Sawatdee, but my pa (who was in Thailand with the Peace Corps for a few years) loves it.

So many places to choose from, Kels!

xpost- Chicken is my favorite food, bar none.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

FAVORITE MINNEAPOLIS PLACES TO EAT in my limited experience:

--Maria's Cafe

--Lotus

--that Mexican place way out somewhere with the salsa bar and 13 kinds of meat

--that convenience store with the food counter that serves late-night gyros (maybe that was Ali Baba?)

--Falafel King

--Triple Rock

--Galactic Pizza even though I haven't actually had it yet

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Moskowitz on anorexia:

Yeah, I know that we're all supposed to feel really bad for anorexics. After all, they're just vulnerable innocents thumbing through Vogue, clicking past the Daily Burn, when suddenly corporate capitalism -- with its slimy strategies of exploiting never-fulfillable consumer desire -- forces them to starve themselves to incapacity or death. Now hear this: If you're going to kill or thoroughly disable yourself because your ass is bigger than Kate Moss's or your arms are flabbier than Naomi Campbell's, you are a moron no more deserving of social pity than snowmobilers who drive drunk into trees.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks for the nod to galactice, J! it's funny, i've only eaten there once since i moved here.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Oy, JMZ, don't put pictures of Jess in this thread, I'll never go home. DELICIOUS EYEBROWS OF EVIL.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

galactice = galactic, obviously. tater had a typo.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh, does anybody have a car for sale? I need one.

hyde park records (colonel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

cute picture on the april thread, laurel. i just saw it.

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Pizza Luce
Bryant/Lake Bowl
Dish (RIP)
Cosetta's
Triple Rock (seconded, and you will find many veg options here IIRC)

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

(You know Rory and Paris had to have hooked up at some point.)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'll take "broken image link"

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan's got a good list there!

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Aw tanks, Kels. That shot makes my nose look funny but I mostly kept it for the shirt, which is new and my pride & joy.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Outside the rehearsal space last night, some dude tried to give away a van 'cause it has a flat tire!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

IMDB doesn't like hotlinking. :(

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

cute picture on the april thread, laurel. i just saw it.

Yeah, no kidding. Not "cute," so much as really cool. Most of the other pictures I've seen of you made you look kinda wee and twee, but that one has shoulders and personality.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

ooh! the triple rock has veggie hot wings!

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

And vegan White Russians, apparently!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Laurel, what's that green tube in the background?

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan, are you talking about the Laurpile photo? Cos I just put up a different one yesterday, in the same thread.

Hand lotion, EZ, really smelly stuff.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The one in the green shirt.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, there's a dude in the office who work standing up.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny. One day I will meet Chicago and all will be revealed (I am neither wee nor twee).

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I am.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

works

Seriously, he's got his desk on cement blocks and his monitor jacked up and everything. He's a REVOLUTIONARY.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe he has a pinched nerve in his ass?

(I've got a friend who has this & can't sit down for long periods of time.)

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh man, I hope that never happens to me, or else THIS will happen:

ihttp://www.cocktaildrum.com/learn/construct/cronin/kc_cocktail_live.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

or he could just lay down all the time (i have much experience with this), but that's kinda problematic.

Juulia (julesbdules), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/45/134351224_a4774d7d8e.jpg?v=0

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Designed by Laura Park, whom I believe is the same woman that did the illustrations and lettering for Edith's album, yeah?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep. Her Flickr account is like getting to look through an R. Crumb sketchbook:
http://flickr.com/photos/featherbed/

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Sycamore/Gaper's Block connection

And to name drop (I guess) -- Sammy is my friend who just moved to Chicago.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Still at work! Dear Lord.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I ate at Sawatadee & it was DELICIOUS!!!! I will be back!!

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I just voted for Student Government elections. My write in ballot looked like this:

Write-in. (all fields are required)

firstname lastname
President: George Michael Bluth
VP for Administration: Tobias Funke
VP for Student Affairs: Gob Bluth

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha! Eric totally made it into Laura's Moleskine sketches!!

Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, there's a dude in the office who work standing up

I know a dude like that. He works about 16 hours a day.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of work, Dan, the Press is probably my number one source for potential employment at the moment. Do you work in Journals or Books?

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I know a dude like that. He works about 16 hours a day.

He should be a waiter.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

chicken is very flavorful if you eat all the good parts like dark meat, skin and fat.

Jeff. (Jeff), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link

My high-school friend Adam, whom I have Googled perhaps more than anyone in an effort to find out what he's up to (unsuccessfully, I should add), has found me on MySpace. Sweet. Apparently he's married, which is only funny because we always thought he was in the closet.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Attention Dan Martin

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Un poxy fuled.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

HaHA!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

THANK YOU, JESUS.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Criminy.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

You'd think I would have gotten a lot of work done today, what with the poxyfuling... that would be incorrect.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I did, surprisingly. Not surprisingly, I am still fixated on the woman who rudely rested her newspaper on my head this morning on the train.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I did until the printer went low on toner, and I am using that as an excuse to not do any more work, since it's not like I've tried to fix it or alerted anyone or anything.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I got...some work done today.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I got a whole lot done today, but most of it was social.

Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I was in a training class all afternoon, and I was paranoid about the smell of my squid salad so I threw it away before I was really done.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, "squid salad"

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

All you want to do is sit around and pout
And now I got enough and so I'm getting out

I'm leaving now
I'm leaving now
I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow

I been in the doghouse so doggone long
That when I get a kiss I think that something's wrong

I'm leaving now
I'm leaving now
I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow

I'll go find a gal that wants to treat me right
You go get yourself a man that wants to fight

I'm leaving now
I'm leaving now
I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow

I remember back when you were nice and sweet
Things have changed, you'd rather fight than eat

I'm leaving now
I'm leaving now
I'm a long gone daddy, I don't need you anyhow


I’m a rollin’ stone all alone and lost
For a life of sin I have paid the cost
When I pass by all the people say
Just another guy on the lost highway

Just a deck of cards and a jug of wine
And a woman’s lies makes a life like mine
O the day we met, I went astray
I started rolling down that lost highway

I was just a lad, nearly 22
Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you
And now I’m lost, too late to pray
Lord I take a cost, o the lost highway

Now boy’s don’t start to ramblin’ round
On this road of sin are you sorrow bound
Take my advice or you’ll curse the day
You started rollin’ down that lost highway


Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't work at all. Never mind.

Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I was gonna say...?

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a Hank WIlliams thing. You wouldn't understand.

Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh WOULDN'T I?

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

You're just not hick enough.

Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a U of C thing.

Kenan knows all [blank] things.

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave is starting to get it.

Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I want more Myspace friends. Add me.

/seaworthyset

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Quality, John, not quantity.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I refuse to join myspace. It is creepy.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Oooooookay!

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, basically, I don't need another way for people I'd rather not be in contact with to get it contact with me. Plus the whole online-ass-shopping aspect of it does not appeal to me at all. Also, News Corporation.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Third day in a row that my boss has, at 5:15, suddenly remembered something that "has" to be done before I leave. I would kill to have even one day a week in which I was able to leave after less than 9 hours.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm with you Dan.

People - I need a pity party. I got the bottom half of my deep cleaning and a cavity filled today and I'm totally numb and pitiful and I'm trying to eat an avocado bubble tea but I can't eat the tapioca because it's the same consistency as my numb tongue and I'm afraid of eating my own tongue and THEN when I think about that, I get really sick to my stomach and there's avocado shake running down my chin because I can't tell when that happens but THEN after I get over being a little ill I get really hungry because I had an early and small lunch and then the whole cycle repeats.

Jon, that's no good! Your boss needs to recognize.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Jenny, I'm sorry. That reminds me of the story I was told by the surgeon who took my wisdom teeth out about someone who started eating solid foods to early and chewed his own tongue beyond recognition before it was too late. Eww!

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, books or journals?

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Jon! I'm Dave. Nice to meet you.

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, books or journals?

Shit! Sorry, I saw it and then was poxy fuled all day. Astronomy Journals Group.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, shit. That's like 3 of the jobs I'm applying for. Did your department go through a big loss or something?

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

People are constantly coming and going, and a lot of the positions that I know are open have been open for a while.

Which ones did you apply for?

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

how do i shot charcoal in Chicago? gas station? Cub Foods?

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone hang with me or I'll die.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry dude ;_;

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Cub Food, d00d

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

that's what i thought. coolio.

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Drive up to Wisconsin, Jesse.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I am going to apply for these:

Production Controller, General Journals Production
Astronomy Production Controller
Manuscript Editor, Astronomy Group
Editorial Assistant, Acquisitions
Project Assistant III

The last two are in books.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish I could.

You know something? There's nothing like going to the Home Depot to remind you HOW VERY VERY SINGLE YOU ARE. Happy. Domestic. COUPLES. Cheek. To. Jowl.

Also annoying at the HD--they made each intercom announcement 4 times back to back. "Ned to paint Ned to paint Ned to paint Ned to paint." Notice the lack of commas. That is apparently how the do things at the North Ave HD.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And I am pretty much interested in that order as well, if you switch the 3rd and 4th positions.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://sa-store.com/shop.php?category_id=25&item01_id=37

Sushi Disks

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

With my limited knowledge of your background, I'd say your best bet is either of the Assistant positions. Only because as far as I know the Manuscript Editor position requires knowledge of astronomy/astrophysics and the controller positions require quite a bit of graphics/desktop publishing experience. Of course, I don't know that much about your background!

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the whole knowledge of astronomy thing was definitely a downside, but that's all good to know. Thanks.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I do have a little publishing experience. I worked for the Journal of Political Economy last summer basically running the peer review process.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link

.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

nick otm.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

?

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

?!

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

dead thread

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

When I visited the spice store I picked up some random powdered things and I'm finding that they're super. Those things are

-powdered shiitakes (jazz up instant miso soup or use it to flavor anything else at all)
-blue cheese powder (good on popcorn, on meat, on veggies)
-cheddar powder (same story)

When I'm sad I play with my spices. Tonight I am creating more labels and putting them in bottles and organizing them. And dressing them up.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Which is more fun than the alternative. Which is fixing the toilet.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Blue cheese powder sounds good. I played with spices tonight, making a rub for tomorrow's ribs dinner.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm in the mood for some wonderful nasty Eastern European food. Hello goulash and welcome stuffed cabbage.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Jordan, you always eat like a king. A king with a kingdom made of food.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Ding ding ding ding ding!

We have a winner (I hope).

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://classifieds.chicagoreader.com/chicago/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A106859

Old Town North and Wells 1 bedroom with small office $775!?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of food (attn Kelsey and Eazy), the Mpls Vietnamese place I was thinking of is NOT Lotus, but is in fact Quang on 28th & Nicollet.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, that is really nice. And right by Second City too!

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Top floor one BR with small office area, large living room, and BIG BACK DECK with views of city and St. Michaels on quiet street. A steal at $775. It is a unique space, definitely vintage, but cozy...with somewhat low attic ceilings. Sublet from 6/15-7/31 with option to renew...cats and dogs OK!!!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm trying to post the ribs recipe to the blog but my connection is being all stupid.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I have spent a couple hours doing minor carpentry. It's....theraputic.

I created a shelf and a...thing.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Ladies and gentlemen, with due solemnity, I give you...THE THING:


http://static.flickr.com/49/135765394_7c8c9ef44e_o.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm impressed

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks. It's an herb garden.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

That looks more like a giant pan flute than an herb garden.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Looks like Jesse bought a Dan Flavin sculpture.

Bon matin, grande ville demi-Western.

Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I approve of this thing.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Rib recipe is posted on blog.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe tomorrow I'll have time to check out this blog. TOMORROW when I am NOT AT WORK aka "ON VACATION."

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I am on vacation tomorrow too!

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Massive xpost... hi Dave. I guess maybe if I'm going to be popping in to comment now and then I should do some sort of proper introduction here. I've kinda felt intimidated since you guys all seem to know each other IRL fairly well, but you seem like a decent group.

Anyway, my name is Jon. I live on the W1cker Park/UK Village borderline (apparently it depends who you ask), but am still working out in the north burbs for an architecture firm. Let's see, I'm nowhere near as talented as some of the people in here - I can't sing or play an instrument to save my life. But I do what every other music lover who can't play does - I write about it. I review discs for Stat1c Mult1m3d1a and occasionally update my blog. And I like long walks, but not really on the beach. I don't know, I guess that's about it. Feel free to ask me anything else if you are for some reason inclined.

(Why do I feel like I just posted a personal ad?)

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DO U HAVE A BIG COCK???

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Jon. You're about ready for the CHILX branding - it's small, and above the left wrist.

Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon must have missed the thread where we all talked about how much we like to cut ourselves.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Eh, I tried. I knew there was no good way to attempt an introductory post.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

You scored! Don't take our riffs as failure! Hi, Jon!

Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost to COCK-- ha ha.

also, DO YOU?

also, Hi Jon

also, The Thing is a thing to keep my heavy kitchen window open. It is a dowel cut to 30", 15", and 5" and screwed together. It allows me to have 3 options of window openness.

Also, I beat and sodomize the cat with it.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Jon, and welcome.

I am on vacation tomorrow too!

Me three! Canada, here I come.

Meanwhile, today I will slog through work, play a YWCA fundraiser at Hothouse, and then pack for the trip, all on four hours of sleep.

So I sent Adam -- the high-school friend I haven't talked to in maybe seven years who found me on Myspace -- a message, and he responded, and it's like OMG gossip overload. I'm reeling. That's all we did in high school, and it's sort of awesome to pick back up with him like that.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel you, John. Work, errands, cook, laundry, pack for New Orleans, get up at 4:30 am tomorrow.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

You should just get a place in New Orleans and keep some clothes and essentials there so you never have to pack again.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder how NO will be....I hope it's good and it's fun.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Very impressive, three levels of cat sodomizing. I probably would have just shoved a book or fan or something to prop open the window, nice effort.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jon, the only information we need now is height, age, and your opinion on blow.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

So true! At one point (pre-Katrina), there was a house for sale in N.O. for $3,000 (!!). We were talking about buying it as a band and fixing it up or rebuilding so we would always have a place to stay.

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Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Whuzzup Chicago. I just accepted a (p/t) job at I-I-T in their writing lab. Know what that means?

That I was OFFERED a job in the writing lab! Holy crap I am SO EXCITED I think I might have a boner. A boner for teaching.

The Milkmaid is working on her new life (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

5'11"
29
No problem with it, but not for me - I'm too easily addicted to things.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Based on my trip a couple of months ago, Jesse, I am sure it will be good and fun and also sad at times.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

$3K house: sounds....crack-y.

Jon: I'm working through some sadness through carpentry. Also, I'm in this really annoying nesting phase that is beginning to be sad in the way it's sad when you see an old lady in a nursing home cradling a baby doll.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Congratulations, Amanda! I assume this is the IIT you're referring to?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

No SILLY it's in Chicago! I'm giddy.

The Milkmaid has a boner for teaching (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I am taking a break from the carpentry to post here. But the current project is staining a lovely piece of pine for use as a window shelf and painting blocks of 2x4 for use as mounts for the shelf.

Oh! Funny thing: at the Home Depot I found the pine board in a scrap heap. I asked the guy to SKU and price it for me. He said, "Let's see...how does $2.01 sound?" Should I have haggled with him about the penny?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Congrats, Amanda! Rem Koolhaas welcomes you with open arms.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hmm, I don't think I could go a penny over $1.99."

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm jealous, I really wish I had the tools, time, and talent for carpentry. I've had a design for cd/vinyl shelves for years that I'd love to build someday.

Congrats on the new job awesomeness.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks homiez! I am having trouble containing myself over here.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't build shit.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, I have a feeling you live very very close to Nick (n/a) and I... oh, and otto too. We might pass each other in the street all the time and not know it.

Man, it's gorgeous out once again. I have the door propped open and the livin' is easy.

Yay, Amanda! (Ps: Did you watch ANTM last night??)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was the one asking about the Ashland/Augusta area a few weeks ago. I just moved into a new place near that intersection last weekend. Really liking it so far, but haven't really had a chance to check out much beyond the nearby Mexican and Chinese places yet.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Congratulations Amanda

But I don't understand...do you not already work? Are you quitting your current job?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I work plenty. I'm just trying to transition from here into teaching.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I work 6 days a week and go to school too.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

So yr just adding another p/t job to the pile?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, sort of. This doesn't start until fall, so I have time to finagle other options and get out of the line of work that I'm in, which is known as Bureaucratic Tedium.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, yet another person at work quit, this time the gay Macedonian dude. I really liked the guy, although he was an asshole. Sample M1le moment:

Me: "So, you've been getting to the gym a lot? That's great, I'm trying but I haven't been able to make it for the last couple weeks."

Him: "Haha, yes, it shows."

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I work 6 days a week and go to school too.

AND you're against cocaine? Now either you're a super-woman or thou doth protest too much, if you catch my drift....

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Now either you're a super-woman
Oh Jesse, you flatter me! But yes, I be busy and have lots of energy.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

All this work and school, it explains a lot about your night-life habits.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Jordan, your ex-coworker sounds just like my housemate.

Amanda, congratulations. Teach those nerds how to write!

Jesse, now that I know what that thing is, I am actually impressed and no longer sarcastically impressed.

Jon, hi. I'm Dan.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not your superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than occasional
Hugs as a token of love from you to me, ooh, baby

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.amazing-amazon.com/wwpics/ww001.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, you should be extra impressed to know that I cut and sanded it by hand. I would have used my orbital sander and circular saw but it was midnight when I was working on this.

This morning though, the power tools got to come out and play.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand you. I thought you were gay.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

If power tool aversion = gay, I am lord god king bufu.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

That's not Superwoman. But I do like Linda Carter.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-bionic-woman.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I'm just talking about tools in general.

would have used my orbital sander and circular saw

See, I don't even know what these things are.

Okay, maybe I have a vague understanding of a circular saw. It's a saw that's, like, in a circle, right?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, maybe I have a vague understanding of a circular saw. It's a saw that's, like, in a circle, right?

It's a circular blade. It's just a common powersaw.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

[blank stare]

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.rentrain.com/resources/art1-1.gif

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

for years i've wished i had a woodshop. i don't know what i'd do with it other than murder innocent trees but i'd dig woodworking as a hobby.

what's for lunch?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I SUDDENLY REALLY HATE YOU, BOTH AS A CONCEPT OF JOHN M CUN, AND AS JOHN IN THE FLESH.

thanks Kenan, I was just going to post that pic right after this hate post.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Once tool manufacture and use became an essential component of the human lifestyle, affecting the amount and quality of food an individual could obtain, tool use may have driven the further evolution of the human hand. Individuals whose hands happened to be better adapted for tool use would tend to be better nourished and to successfully raise more children, who in turn would be likely to inherit their parents' hand morphology.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/woodworking/images/orbital_sander.jpg

Orbital sander.

And John? Hello, have you ever been to the Homo Depot on Halstead? It's packed with gay men buying power tools. And hello x2: Christopher Lowell?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey Dan:

http://static.flickr.com/45/135968388_0a8e8d03d1_o.jpg

Now are you impressed? You fucking size queen? You like that, don't you? Yeh.... OH YEH!!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 6,190,000 for gay carpenter. (0.29 seconds)

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

This guy uses tools:

http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/Pictures/David%20gif%201.gif

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

hi, i'm otto. i'm a transit nerd.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-0604270327apr27,1,7688139.story?coll=chi-news-hed

Activists fear Circle Line to push past transit plans

By Virginia Groark
Tribune staff reporter
Published April 27, 2006


The Chicago Transit Authority's proposed Circle Line, an ambitious megaproject that would connect all CTA and Metra rail lines, is inching forward, but some community activists worry that its $1 billion price tag may sideline other long-proposed projects.

CTA President Frank Kruesi has called the Circle Line, which would cover six times the area of the Loop "L" system, the "single most important" transit project in the region. But watchdog groups are concerned that the plan, which was first made public four years ago, could take precedence over projects, such as the extension of the Red Line to 130th Street, in transit-poor communities.

The Chicago Area Transportation Study has recommended the Red Line project since the early 1970s, according to Kermit Wies, deputy for planning at the organization.

"It's a dismally underserved area that needs a transportation shot in the arm, and it keeps getting bypassed by other projects," said Michael Evans, associate director of Developing Communities Project, a community organizing group on the Far South Side.

CTA spokeswoman Noelle Gaffney said that's not the case. The CTA is in the process of hiring consultants to do studies on the Red Line extension and two other projects.

"We're moving ahead on all of them," she said. "They're all important."

Congress authorized the projects in a massive transportation bill that was passed last year. But those CTA proposals, along with three others, still must secure federal funds, a lengthy and fiercely competitive process.

CTA officials say they have not prioritized the five projects. But transit watchdogs point to the progress on the Circle Line alternatives analysis study as an indicator that it's at the top of the list.

The agency will hold three public hearings on the Circle Line next week, a required step in the alternative analysis study that began in 2004. Similar studies have not yet begun on the Red Line extension and two other projects: the extension of the Orange Line to Ford City shopping center and the Yellow Line to Old Orchard shopping center.

"Essentially what's happened is this great brainstorm child of the CTA has leapfrogged ahead of existing unfunded and unaddressed capital priorities to become the new megaproject goal," said Jacqueline Leavy, executive director of the Neighborhood Capital Budget Group, a civic watchdog organization.

But Gaffney said the CTA started the studies on the Circle Line and one other proposal before the others because they are more complicated projects.

"Not everything operates on a parallel track," she said.

If built, the Circle Line would cover a region bordered by Pershing Road on the south, Fullerton Parkway on the north, Western Avenue on the west and Lake Michigan on the east.

A preliminary plan outlined a three-phase project, the first of which was accomplished with the recent rehabilitation of the Paulina Connector, a 3/4-mile stretch of elevated track that runs parallel to, and just west of, Ashland Avenue. Though the connector had been used recently to reposition equipment, it will be used for passenger service in June when the Pink Line goes into service.

In the second phase, a 1.5-mile link of new elevated track would be built to connect the 54/Cermak branch of the Blue Line near Cermak and Ashland with the Orange Line's Ashland/Archer station.

The third phase would be a 3.35-mile link of new track that connects the Paulina Connector with the O'Hare Blue Line at Division and the Red Line at North/Clybourn. The existing elevated stretch of the Brown Line between the Sedgwick and Armitage stations would be rerouted to a new "super station" at North/Clybourn that also would serve the Red and Circle Lines.

CTA officials believe the plan would shorten travel times and improve connections. Riders could transfer to other lines and Metra routes without having to travel all the way into the Loop.

Evans believes the Circle Line will be built because it has political backing. But his group wants to make sure the Red Line project isn't ignored.

So the organization has been holding community meetings and this week traveled to Springfield to meet with legislators.

"The Circle Line's going to get done no matter how people feel about it," he said. "Let's face it. It's a showpiece. Sure it's going to make a difference. It's saying we are the best to the other cities.

"But servicing your people, the ones that are most displaced, that's saying we care about what's happening," he added. "That's the stance they should be taking right now."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Before I read this, I just want you to know that I too am a transit nerd. So if you ever want to share transit info, talk to me. I actually took a pic of the sign announcing the circle-line meeting so I would remember to look up info on it.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do I read Chicagoist? That "review" of Ra1nbo Room rubs me wrong.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

my ex-roommate used to make fun of me because of my weird preoccupation with transit. but that didn't stop her from calling me a hundred times looking for a route when she was here two weeks back.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Count me as a transit nerd, too. Shit is vital.

Go circle line!

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I love sitting in the front car and watching the conductor do her work. I wish my train would derail. I wish it would stall so I could walk on the tracks.

I love airports and airliners too.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I was at a meeting, but now I'm back. I also enjoy amateur carpentry, but man, Jesse has me beat on many levels. A sander! That's awesome. The best present my parents ever gave me when I was a kid was a little carpentry set. I LOVED IT.

I don't read Chicagoist because of their irritating (and enforced from above?)writing style. I can't dig it.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i just got off the phone with my cable tv tech support. i am afraid that the cable guy is going to fuck me in the ass.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-109-tasha-and-the-edo-medi/320x240.jpg

"Count me as a transit nerd, too. Shit is vital.

Go circle line! "

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

And John? Hello, have you ever been to the Homo Depot on Halstead? It's packed with gay men buying power tools. And hello x2: Christopher Lowell?

I went there once to make a spare key. The amount of time I have spent in hardware stores in my entire lifetime probably adds up to no more than a few hours.

Who's Christopher Lowell?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously though, what's for lunch?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

crude doesn't work for me all that much.

i have to have a cable guy come out again because my tv is messed up and the fees are insane if the cause is anything but the wiring. argh.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is Wesley hanging out with eunuchs?

xpost Please do not have anal congress with strangers. This is good advice anytime.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

it's 50 just for him to come out, and then 35 for every half hour (if the wiring isn't the cause of my tv woes). so i guess it would be wallet fucking, really. i don't want some strange man to fuck my wallet.

Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the irritating, forced snarkiness of all those types of sites gets to me. It is worth checking from time to time for events/shows I might have missed since I don't always get a chance to grab a Reader.

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jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Christopher Lowell is a man on HGTV who has been known to use power tools

http://www.murphybedsdirect.com/images/Misc/ChristopherLowell.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously though, what's for lunch?

I do believe I will be making another trip to the cafeteria today, for that institutional Sysco flavor that I crave so very much.

it's 50 just for him to come out, and then 35 for every half hour

For that, you should at least get some anal sex out of it.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg

I refuse to believe that this man is gay.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I made my lunch today. I coated Chicken tenderloins with powdered cheese, chives, paprika and smoked salt and sauteed that shit. Served with chopped spinach w/ mushrooms (frozen) and french fries (frozen) w/ olive oil and rosemary with a side of Srirachi mayo. Yum.

(why is Chicken capitalized?)

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg

"For that, you should at least get some anal sex out of it."

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm confident that my gay cousin who hosts that one Queer Eye knock-off show is pretty handy with power tools.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://memory-alpha.org/en/images/0/0b/Obrien_defends_with_phaser.jpg
"I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm confident that my gay cousin who hosts that one Queer Eye knock-off show is pretty handy with power tools."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

JW - I don't get that one. Also, get a new shtick.

I'll be further butching things up by installing this device:

http://www.fluidmaster.com/images/555c_product_image.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

(why is Chicken capitalized?)

Because it's... Chicken.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://annika.mu.nu/odo.jpg
"I don't get that one. Also, get a new shtick."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how Jesse tells Jon to get a new shtick and then suddenly assumes Jon's shtick circa 2004.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://thetrolls.homestead.com/files/chris.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/TNG185.jpg
"I like how Jesse tells Jon to get a new shtick and then suddenly assumes Jon's shtick circa 2004."

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate everyone who has posted in the last 10 minutes, including myself of course. Mostly myself.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

STOP THAT, ALL OF YOU. Or the thread will be unreadable. I'm going away to do lots of work this aftneroon and when I come back in here late this evening I want your thread SPIC AND SPAN. Do you understand?

Jesse, you do not qualify as the spic.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/chris.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.trendwatching.com/resources/imageFiles/GRAND_BOUTIQUE/christopher%20lowell%202.jpg
"I once knew a Spic who spanned thiiiis long"

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a baguette + spicy hummus from the grocery store for lunch. And I found some Gates BBQ sauce, so dinner tonight is going to be awesome.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I had fried catfish (terrible), mashed potatoes and gravy (passable), and collard greens (delish).

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

And this, ladies and gentlecunts, is the shelf.

http://static.flickr.com/48/135992757_3e3a9edf32.jpg

It looks a little better in person.

John--under the window? That's a box that holds a mitre box!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Cafeteria catfish, huh?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the only Mitre I've ever heard of:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/sportsautosttm/Baseball%20Scans/mitre.JPG

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Cafeteria catfish, huh?

I'm telling you, don't do it.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/lowell_shelf.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Do me a favor? Put him outside the window?

Also, what did you use to do that?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Photoshop, sillyhead.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh.

Will you put him outside, looking in?

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

And mirror image him, too, please.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/lowell_shelf2.jpg

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

best image post yet

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

the nfl draft is this weekend and i still don't have cable. color me sad.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow! Thanks Kenan!!!

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Now animate him, maybe breaking through the window or shaking a little ass?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

1. AMANDER! This is FANTASTIC! Congratulations on your new, awesome job! If you get a chance, say hello to Prof. P0w3r and tell her we're pals. She's an awesomely great person.

2. JVC, this now means you have to come hang out with us in person soon. HAVE TO. It's part of the initiation.

3. I'm a transit nerd, too. I *heart* public transportation and think it's impossible to underestiminate its societal importance.

4. My final exam for Economic Justice is to pick a social ill discussed in class and analyze the efficacy of the remedies we discussed in class within a neoclassical, law and economic, and/or critical legal theory framework, reaching a conclusion as to the most effective solution. I think the social ill I will pick is: Capitalism. I also think that my most effective solution will be: burn it all down.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/lowelldance.gif

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah, I was totally kidding. That's...amazing.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

haha laffin at window guy.

Jenny, "destroy capitalism" is your new "Christianity destroyed pagans" mission.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I am avoiding work.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

RE: the transit stuff, the Red Line extension seems way more important than the Circle Line, which sounds very nice, but the CTA on the South Side is noticeably cheaper/dingier-looking and all-around crappier than it is elsewhere. It would be nice to see the city pay some attention to its poorer residents.

Ah, that animation is giving me a headache.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan you have convinced me to reinstall a gif animator on my laptop.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

You know, I totally agree that a red line extension is very important. But I also think that keeping a strong, cohesive center to a city is more important. Otherwise you end up with sprawl. So I think the circle line is a really good thing, but I think that in a perfectly just society, along with a circle line would be affordable housing, good schools for all, and a range of jobs within the permiter of that circle.

Basically I think that the social and economic injustice is too strong to be fixed with a red line extension. Or a circle line. So I'm going just with straight up city planning strategies.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

extension seems way more important than the Circle Line

hmm, i'd say the circle line would probably service more people than a red line extension. and it would service more people in more areas of the city. i'm not sure about the cta being cheaper/dingier than the rest of the lines. the green line was rehabbed 10 years ago, the red line north of the loop is in pretty groady shape too.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

SF, I can definitely do the hanging out thing sometime. I was hoping to make it to one of the C@n@st@ shows this month, but Mondays are just not a good night for me to go out for the most part.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

VOUCHING FOR GRODINESS OF NORTHERN RED LINE.

Also - thank you jeebus for the Fullterton/Bellmont station rehabs. I can't tell you how many times I've taken my life into my own hands to try to switch trains. It's deadly crowded at rush hour and there are all these insane obstacles and I've nearly been knocked down the steps or off the platform (and nearly done the same to others) in the rush to switch lines before doors close.

Jon - my real name is Jenny if you want to call me that, but you don't have to. Mondays were no good for me this month. I totally could have done it after classes ended. I'm basically going to treat my summer socializing as if I didn't have a job.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

You guys don't know grody until you catch a man URINATING in plain view at the Jarvis stop, which is visible from your large living room window and finally realize why it always smells alternately of bleach and pee. That guy can go eat a pile of shit for peeing on my train stop.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, on the platform. He was whizzing at 8AM ON THE WOODEN PLATFORM.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"it" =/= my living room window. (i meant the stop smells of bleach and pee, not my living room)

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, i'm all over the place today.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i've been on a train with a peeing homeless guy. blue line, around 3 a.m. it was when i was living on austin. we were coming back from a show at the metro and somewhere around kedzie or pulaski this guy whipped out his junk and started peeing on the floor of the train. this enraged a hispanic gang-banger on the train who started hurling racial epithets at him and threatening to stab the guy. someone hit the call box and they were both thrown off at cicero. weird night.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

That guy deserved it, for peeing on the train. That's nasty!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe my level of productivity today. I seriously need to chart my life for a while b/c I think this is part of a hypo-manic thing. I spend weeks lolling around in bed being depressed and then I take off for a few days. But it's definitely not mania.

To recap:
-shelf
-chicken
-fixed screen so cat won't fall out (temp. measure until landlady installs new windows which are in the basement)
-spackled holes in walls
-organized under kitchen sink and in pantry
-reorganized foodstuffs
-J/O

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, it was gross but i certainly didn't want to have to get involved in an attempted murder over it.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

-Returned stupid headphones to Amazon
-Bought something else on Amazon (I am a little leery of saying what in front of A-M-A-N-D-A....

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Cocaine?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

dear god, no. i wouldn't either. there was that time i intervened with the pee-bottle-toting man who told me i had small-ass titties, but that's because he was bothering a little kid.

jesse, i think i only noticed that because you share all of your shopping adventures with us. i don't usually mention stuff like that. if anyone cares, i bought a quality foundation garment the other day and guess what -- it roolz!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh! I think this is directed to Kenan mostly....but would someone PLEASE help me out with installing my A/C unit within the next week? It involves a little heavy lifting (not too bad) but mostly I need someone to hold the window open while I position the unit and secure it. Not hard, and I'll buy you a beer.

I think Kenan is the best candidate b/c Jeff has already done enough lifting in this apt., girls are week, John---well, John, come on, can you imagine? And the rest of you I don't know it that way.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

-Bought something else on Amazon (I am a little leery of saying what in front of A-M-A-N-D-A....


Cocaine?

Ha ha. As I posted that I thought of that too!

No. I'll tell you all later when it arrives and I can see if it makes me happy.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesse -- I'll drop by this weekend and help you out. Saturday or Sunday, maybe?

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Better make FIRM PLANS with this guy.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

STFU

xpost--Sunday afternoon? I'm going to Patrick's show that evening. You should come with me.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I wasn't mocking you (although it may have sounded like it) -- I agree with you that people should be more specific if they're going to waffle on plans. I hate being stood up.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) I don't trust him. Why does he like teh Latinos so much?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh shit, I had a small train adventure yesterday that I totally forgot about due to my floppy-lipped-numb-but-yet-totally-achey state.

Got on the brown line and switched to red at Belmont. There were four or five African American kids on the train being a little rowdy but nowhere near as obnoxious as I've seen kids (or Cubs fans, for that matter) get. Like a 4.5 on a 1-10 scare of obnoxiousness, 1 being reading quietly and 10 being excreting waste publicly on the train. One had drum sticks and was getting on my nerves with them but not to the point that I would switch cars. Anyway, they got off at Addison and like ten seconds later, about 8 CPDs get on the train. One asks "Did you see anybody playing with himself on this train?" And I hadn't so I shook my head (still couldn't really talk) but behind me, a cop asked someone else the same question and she said, "Yeah, they just got off and ran downstairs" and I thought, OH SHIT one of those kids whipped it out on the train? No kidding! And someone next to the lady said, "No, those kids weren't playing with themselves" and she said, "Yeah, he was playing with drum sticks!" and the cop (who was near if not past retirement age) said, "NO! DID YOU SEE ANYBODY MASTURBATING ON THIS TRAIN???!??!?!?" and the lady was like, "Oh! No! No, he wasn't masturbating!"

And I laughed and then drooled on myself a little, because of COURSE the cops had to have been looking for the level 4.5 obnoxious black male pre-teens!! DUH!

So the cops all left the train and a CTA personnel said, "What are you guys doing up here? We got the report about the guy exposing himself at 35th almost a half hour ago! It's on the south side!"

And then I drooled some more. The end.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

LOL@Pigs

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, I was really hoping it was going to be a sticks/dicks mix-up, there.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow. Well, I suppose it's nice to know that no less than 8(!) cops will show up next time an unwanted penis harasses me.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Me too, Dan.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"Was he abusin' hisself?"

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

there's this dude on the blue line i see everyday who looks EXACTLY like r. crumb. and he STARES at any remotely attractive woman on the train. he freaks me the hell out.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"I told you the first time, they're beating on those sticks!"

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, Kenan? Do you want to ride bikes sometime? Jeff? Jenny? Timmy? Bobby?

I'm wanting to ride around the area between the Kennedy, UK Village, Wicker Park and Ashland.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Test

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Shitass.

ihttp://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/lowelldance.gif (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you have to use img src

waffle plex (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

You want to ride your bike in *my* neighborhood? I want to ride in yours!

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Grass, always greener, etc.

Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I want a bike.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

img source? whatty what?

I just want to check out the neighborhood. Mine is better for the riding, but I kinda have this notion in my head of living somewhere else.... I can't believe I just said that aloud. Well, I guess I didn't.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I do not know what anyone is talking about on this thread. Is it UK-only to say dressing gown, then?

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i went a loverly bike ride last fall through humboldt park. took pictures of ducks too. bike lanes on augusta, california, and sacramento make it easy to navigate.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think any American would ever say dressing gown.... That sounds like something Joan Crawford would wear while getting her makeup done.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.buttmagazine.com/Issues/13_toiletcleaner.html

from another thread. a german into degradation.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

nah, a dressing gown is very much something Arthur Dent wears while he's watching his house get bulldozed. A 'robe' sounds rather too glamourous to me.

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

First medicinal wine from a teaspoon, then beer from a bottle!

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

there's this dude on the blue line i see everyday who looks EXACTLY like r. crumb. and he STARES at any remotely attractive woman on the train.

Just as I suspect r. crumb would do!

I might say dressing gown occasionally, but only as an affectation. In the US, a robe is what Arthur Dent wears, and a dressing gown is the glamourous article! I have a grubby flannel robe and an awesomely warm zip-up hooded fleece house coat AND I have a house dress that I could never wear to work although I used to wear housepants to my old job a lot.

Finally - I would like to talk about Amanda's quality foundation garment but not in a lurid way. I just need new bras and am wondering if I should branch out from my standard Body by Victoria purchases.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

How do you know when a bra is worn out? I mean, men have underwear that gets holey and stretched out and shot but they continue to wear it. Does that kind of thing happen with bras?

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, if the straps fell off or the hook wouldn't close, that'd be obvious.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

ohhhhh, "foundation garment"

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, bras get holey and stretched out. Haven't you ever looked in your girlfriend's underwear drawer?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.artspan.com/get_image.php?id=15405

zpost yeah, but not for bras

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

KIDDING

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

My foundation garment is a little bit lurid. I want to show you, but it's fancy.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

It's true. There are little elastic whiskers trailing off all my bras right now. Also, the padding in my padded bras becomes less useful as it breaks down in the laundry. Also, if you wear them long enough, they can get kind of pit stained (this was real bad when I waited tables). Also, they get less stretchy or dry rot or lose their supportiveness OR the worst is when the underwires pop out out and poke you in the soft part of your underarm. Ouch.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Underarm or boob. That SUCKS.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Robe? Glamorous? Not in the USA. Dressing gown sounds much fancier. Think bathrobe. Housecoat is very old-lady-ish.

Sometimes when I think of 'dressing gown' I think of Radiohead "Black Star" ("I get home from work and you're still standing in your dressing gown well what am I to do?") Even that seems sort of decadent and extravagent.

Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I bought it to wear under dresses, so it's not just a bra. It's a bra+.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I need an underwear remodel, but I don't want to buy lots of stuff now since I'm fat, but seriously I don't know if my undies will make it through the summer. I guess I just need to get some crystal meth and lose weight real fast.

JUST KIDDING!

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I just revisited "faces of meth." Not cute.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

crystal meth and bras kill thread, who would'a thunk

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i miss not having a reason to shop at victoria's secret anymore.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, if you really miss it, you can go with me. I'm not very exciting, though.

"Do you have this in beige? Great. I'll take three."

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

they make awesome stuff. last two girlfriends got their lady business there so i wound up making a lot of trips there. i learned early to say "want me to hold your purse?" when they went to the fitting room so at least i'd have a purse to show that i was waiting for someone and not some sketchy dude hangin' out by the dressing rooms at victoria's secret.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i miss not having a reason to go not necessarily the actual trips. though the last time i was there was f'ing AWESOME.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

And...why was that, Otto?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

christmas shopping with this girl i'd been seeing. it was a good time. the whole day was probably the zenith of our relationship. great day all the way around. learned a lot about her that day.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Nick is kind of turning into that guy in the corner at a party who after hours of silence comes through with a brilliantly poignant comment or snaps on something or someone, then is quiet the rest of the night.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Aight, I'm splitting soon and going to New Orleans in the morning, so everybody be good until Tuesday.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Have fun, I'm jealous. I love Nolia.

jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Guys, my friend Erica is having her big finale sendoff graduation thesis art show on May 5 at the third floor of 847 W. Jackson. It will be a good time. There are 4 other artists in the show, and they call themselves the Golden Girls. I think I am in one of the pieces that will be displayed, so BONUS there.

http://www.myspace.com/tha_golden_girls

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

So yeah, you should go, if you want to.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

BTW, music plays when that page opens. I tried to tell her, but...

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that the one where someone leaps at tall men and then photographs herself in mid air or something?

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, no.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

BUONA TERRA PRIX FIXE HERE I COME

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

That reminds me, I need to head over there and pick up my mail that the post office failed to forward.

Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

that reminds ME that I have to give dudes a forwarding address.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I am sad that Jessa is back in town, because I really want to go over there and watch a stupid old movie of my choosing tonight. Like, I made Jesse watch "Soapdish" the other night, because it's funny. And then I went over again and started watching The Sopranos episodes that I had missed, but got bored out of my skull and watched "Goodfellas" again instead. Like, I've only seen it two dozen times, but it still kicks the hell out of the Sopranos. And I like the Sopranos.

I do have a smattering of movies here on DVD. Should I watch:

  • Boogie Nights

  • Memento

  • Unforgiven

  • LA Confidential

  • Pirates of the Caribbean

  • The Fog of War

  • Rocky and Bullwinkle
  • ?

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Fog of War if you want a snack, Boogie Nights if you want a meal. Maybe it was the wrong day to see it, but I didn't like L.A. Confidential at all.

    Saw two movies this week - Thank You For Smoking and the Daniel Johnston doc. Both worth seeing. I should see more movies.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I LOOOOOVE LA Confidential.

    Fog of War if you want a snack, Boogie Nights if you want a meal.

    Strike that, reverse it.

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    My true intentions come out. I don't really want a recommendation, I just want to argue about these movies.

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I should see more movies, too. Summer resolution: See more movies!

    I watched The Sting on AMC last night. GAWD I love Robert Redford. Although as far as Redford/Newman vehicles, I just don't think Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid can be beat.

    I really liked Fog of War. It wasn't so Errol Morris-y that I was annoyed and it almost made me feel sorry for Robert McNamara. Out of those other movies you want to fight about, Kenan, I've only seen Memento and Boogie Nights. I liked them both, but with the passage of time they have fallen from my list of favorite movies with nary a whimper.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh no, me too, I just happen to own them.

    I really liked Fog of War. It wasn't so Errol Morris-y that I was annoyed and it almost made me feel sorry for Robert McNamara.

    See, it didn't make me feel sorry for him at all. It made me understand that our pity is the last thing he's going for. He's a very smart man who has done some very terrible things, and if he's not ready to apologize for all of them (perhaps just out of the fear of seeming disingenuous?), he's certainly ready to talk about them. Best movie of 2003, easy.

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    My last rant about this movie.

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Not even the best doc, Capturing the Friedmans was much better. It was TENSE.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    It was very good, yes, but I liked the implications of Fog of War better. They were... bigger. Much bigger.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I like people stories.

    If it had been about McN's porn collection I may have liked it better.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or McN's propensity for diddling little boys?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    I like people stories.

    But it very much was a people story. It just wasn't about an ordinary person. It was about one man who was very smart and very powerful and who was put into some very difficult positions and made some very bad decisions. How is that not a people story? The whole point of the movie is that it's people, flawed and struggling and sometimes bad and mean-spirited PEOPLE, who make all the world's biggest decisions.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm not talking about movies on the internet.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dear Fashion Advisors (Hi Laurel!),

    Am I too old for this wallet? I am 33.

    Thank you,
    Jenny

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm not talking about movies on the internet.

    You've certainly turned over a new leaf.

    Am I too old for this wallet? I am 33.

    As Beefheart says, as long as you can boogie, you ain't too old.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have to be careful. My tendency is to dress like a stoned undergrad or a kindergarten teacher on acid (I did not make up that last description - this was what a friend of mine once said when asked to describe my "look"). I was wearing a suit on Tuesday and a school colleague said, "Wow! I've never seen you look so grown up! You look like you should be my boss!"

    So I fired the little bitch.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    hahaha

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    or a kindergarten teacher on acid

    and this differs from an ordinary kindergarten teacher how?

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    KG teachers on acid wear blue dresses, red tights, and gold sneakers (the outfit that prompted the comment). Regular KG teachers wear holidy-themed applique sweatshirts and matching white Keds.

    Why am I fucking around on the internet instead of reading about the rule against perpetuities???

    OH YEAH BECAUSE IT'S BORING.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    get the wallet.
    thank you for smoking was pretty good.

    "cigarettes are cool, they're addictive, and they're readily available. they practically do the job for us."

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    thank you, middle-aged gay gentleman, for buying my friends and i drinks ALL NIGHT at Buona Terra.

    Fun Fact: dude was shocked SHOCKED! that we knew, and liked, the Rolling Stones.

    gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Why am I here? I need to pack for tomorrow. But I stopped by the tea shop and said hi to K., then drove her home because they closed early.

    GET READY FRANCOPHONES.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Evan, did you put out?

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan: plz to send me more Booker T. by the end of the night?

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    The thing about McNamara is that he also is the one who gets the credit for mandatory seatbelts in cars. He's going to have a long interview a the pearly gates.

    How was your mock trial, J.? I wish that Kenan and I could have been the Menendez brothers for you.

    then drove her home

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can totally pull that off, Jenny. I thought you were going to post something more like this:

    http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/lbox/322244b.jpg

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've had a helluva night. The ribs turned out great, though, and I'm getting up for the airport in six hours (which ain't too bad!).

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just made a bad decision, but I'm going to stick to it. My calendar fell off the wall and a quick glance did not reveal the location of the thumbtack that held it, but I choose to wait to find it till later. Een if it's the hard way.

    I just reclaimed my auxilary bike from the Loop mere moments before it returned to the earth. It's been sitting in front of the main branch of the library since October. It's on the rusty side.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah way, dude! Get the wallet! I mean, since you asked. ;)

    I'm only one state away, Chicago! Also, my dad has an extra bike so I'm going to spin through some of my old haunts tomorrow. I am weirdly totally excited to re-experience country riding after learning to brave Flatbush Ave etc.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    What part of MI are you in? In the part where sentences don't end in prepositions?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Small-town West Michigan, Jesse. North of Muskegon and right on the big lake.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I lived in between Charlevoix and East Jordan (the place where they make the manhole covers for many cities streets including Chicago and New Orleans--look down and you'll see "EJIW"or "East Jordan Iron Works." The foundry really stank up our town when I was in high school).

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Note: there was no town called West Jordan, nor Jordan.

    Jordan, while you're in New Orleans, look for the East Jordan manholes.

    As for me, I'll keep my eye on Jordan's manhole.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hi! I just am dropping in to say hi. Since I no longer have time to devote to this thread, alas. Oh well. Hi! IM me sometime, kthxbye!

    Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Chris. How's school? Are you feeling smart?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wow. It's been Jesse Revives Threads night on ILX.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am not feeling smart, but I do feel like I'm thinking a lot. Also I feel sick, but I think that's for entirely other reasons.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know it's time to go to bed when you start buying Toto songs from iTunes. Now I have Rosanna, Africa and Hold the Line.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    um... buying? You paid for these things? Next time, if you're squeamish, ask me, and I will download them for free like it should be done and ysi them to you.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    Let him buy if he wants to buy.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    i can think of no good reason why i should be awake right now.

    gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm about to walk out the door to get on a bus and then a train and then a plane.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Have fun in Montreal, jaymc!\

    Okay, you all have convinced me. I'm getting the wallet. As soon as they send me a replacement MF's card, since the whole reason I need a new wallet is that someone stole my old one. With my MF card in it.

    Jerks.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 11:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm off work today! (And Monday as well.) A few comments to sustain you until my inevitable return...

    Summer resolution: See more movies!
    This sounds like a winter resolution to me, sister. ALL NEW Summer resolution: see more daylight AND nightlife, read zero law textbooks. Also lunch with La Lechera more frequently.

    In the meantime, the rest of you ought to think about how you're celebrating May Day. Like pagans or Communists? OR BOTH? I'll be planting my garden, maybe marching for immigration reform if I have time to go downtown and then going to my final class meeting of the semester, which is my penultimate class EVAR. I will not be going to work.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    the only thing i can think of MF standing for is motha fucking, since i am very sleepy. and somehow i don't think that describes the card in jenny's wallet.

    good morning.

    woohoo penultimate class! and belated congrats on the job, amanda.

    what have you gotten for your garden?

    Juulia (julesbdules), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh man, Pockets is closed on Monday? Seriously though, how did I not know about the immigrant strike until I got that e-mail?

    Also, happy Friday.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm guessing mf= marshall fields.

    i wanna go to the commedians of comedy at lsa tonight.

    some dude on the bus spilled his coffee all over my pants this morning. i'm way beyond pissed.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    That sucks otto, I don't even know what I would do in that situation.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    Punch someone. Anyone.

    Sarah/Nick: email me to get my phone number so I can come to HPK. I'll bring my roommate. It'll be a party.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    not much you can do. i'm wearing dark khaki pants so from the time i alighted the bus and during my ensuing train and bus rides, it looked like i'd peed myself. this weekend is not starting on the right foot.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    When someone does you wrong on the CTA just announce very loudly and gravely, "Oh my God. He's got a gun."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh yeh-- I rode a bus last night that was brand new. It smelled like a new car, but so much so that it gave me a little headache. It was a stunning and pleasant.

    It had new type of rear exit doors that had no handles, but instead had electric eye sensors.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think... ahem... I think I'm going to get an iPod today. Which model should I get? Tell me true. Is four gigs enough? Am I going to really wish I got 30? And do I get black or white? Which shows scratches less?

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't speak for you, but the first one I got was a gift and it was a 20 GB which I filled up rather quickly. Since then I've upgraded to a 60 GB video one which I love. I also switched from a white one to a black one, they are both going to get dirty really quick and scratched easily - so get a case right away to put it in. I have one of those whitish slipcases, which are nice for keeping the units clean but they don't cover the video screen. So I also picked up another carrying case with a flip up lid that protects the whole thing. Overkill probably, but as much as I spent on the thing I want to protect it. Just remember that these things get dirty easily, it's really hard to avoid that.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    i bought myself a satin robe. i was getting other stuff on the site anyway and it was on sale for cheap. and maybe it can feel all decadent.

    xp ooooo ipod.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    30 gigs. I have the 6 gig mini and I wish I had 30. The main reason for my desire for 30 is that I have to spend time deciding which tunes make the cut. B/c it's only 6 gigs and I have 35 gigs of music, I can't set iTunes to update automatically.

    They had a special here http://www.cheapstingybargains.com/ the other day. I think it was 30 gig for $250 or something. New. I don't who had it or how.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    I wish they were made of leather and you could shine them.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    They had a special here http://www.cheapstingybargains.com/ the other day. I think it was 30 gig for $250 or something.

    That's not such a bargain. They're $299 at the Apple store. I mean, sure fifty bucks, but that's hardly "cheap" and "stingy."

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    shit. i should not have posted that. i have to send a moderator request.... but that won't do any good. crap. sorry.

    track-back ping

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    The main reason for my desire for 30 is that I have to spend time deciding which tunes make the cut.

    I'm sure you're right. I have about 60 gigs of music on my external, and if I could get half that onto an iPod, I think that would suit me well enough. I'd have to switch out songs and playlists once a month, maybe.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Anyway, they're out of stock.

    Also, I only ever buy music from ShiTunes when it's ass o'clock and I want to hear a certain song. It's like playing it on the jukebox.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    La Lechera is correct. But I think there's room for all those resolutions! I mean, I'm only working! ONLY WORKING! That's like having the whole summer off.

    Otto, sorry about your pants. That's the pits.

    And MF = marshall field, BUT I got paid today so I think I'll just go write a check because I want a new wallet RIGHT NOW!

    Also? I am in my VERY LAST CLASS of the year, right now. Two weeks and I'll be in my final year of law school.

    Phew.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think you can charge to your Fields account w/out the plastic itself. In the store. I know it was that way at Sears when I had their account.

    Was it the nice new expensive coordinated-with-your briefcase wallet that was stolen? In that case, shouldn't you get another of the same?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    No way. I only use that wallet when I use the briefcase. It's too nice to use every day.

    This was the pleather zipper change purse wallet with the big Scandanavian flower on it.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh. Well in that case, get that cute gawdy DB wallet.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    Is it too gaudy and DB, do you think? This is a serious question.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, no. I mean, for some people like me or Courtney, but I think it's cute and suits you very aptly.

    Repost a pic.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's not such a bargain. They're $299 at the Apple store. I mean, sure fifty bucks, but that's hardly "cheap" and "stingy."

    Considering how very tightly Apple controls pricing on their merchandise, this is a considerable savings. Also? that was the most Kenan thing you've said all week.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm reading a book I think you would like, Jesse. It's called Covering and it's about how people have to downplay the parts of their identity that don't fit neatly within the dominant cultural paradigm. It's written by a gay Japanese law professor.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    I need to borrow books. Lend me some good books.

    I think this is the sort of message that would be better in the IM window we have open.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    How about this for a bargain then?


    Dell Home has a Dell Inspiron E1505 Dual Core Notebook for $699 after $300 Coupon savings w/ free S/H

    Intel® Core™ Duo processor T2300 (2MB Cache/1.66GHz/667MHz FSB), 15.4" Wide Screen XGA Display, XP Media Center, 512MB Shared Single Channel DDR2 SDRAM 533MHZ, 1 DIMM, Integrated Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 950, 40GB 5400 RPM SATA HD, Free upgrade to 8X CD/DVD Burner (DVD+/-RW) with double-layer DVD+R write capability, Dell Wireless 1390 802.11g Mini Card (54Mbps), 53 WHr 6-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery, 1 Yr Ltd Warranty

    (http://www.cheap stingybargains. com/cheapster/2006/04/dell_inspiron_e_1.html

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse: I just posted a question that I don't feel like re-asking
    you
    me: i just answered it
    Jesse: ok
    let us never speak outside of message board format again then
    me: i'm sorry i can't hear you
    you'll have to post it on line somewhere

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I know.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was referring to my own response.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I need to borrow books. Lend me some good books.

    then lend them to me when jesse's done with them. i finished a book on the eastland disaster a week and a half ago, i've been putting off going to the bookstore because my older sister said she mailed me a couple of books. it's been 10 days and they still aren't here. c'mon USPS!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    How can I resist that price on a laptop? How? I'm not made of steel....

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    If only there were a building full of books from top to bottom that would lend up to ten books at a time to Chicago residents who need only show a driver's license, or absent that, a utility bill! What a magical world this would be!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    CHICAGO, TELL JESSE NOT TO EAT PIZZA WITH ANTS CRAWLING ALL OVER IT.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't get IM to connect. SAD FACE. Actually I need suggestions for my sister's wedding invitation typeface(s) and layout. Where's a good place for copperplate/scripty fonts?

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    HA! I was just coming here to ask if I should eat the pizza with ants crawling all over it!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jeff is a good font person. I'll email him and see if he has any suggestions.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    If pizza tastes good with pepperoni, why wouldn't it taste good with ants crawling all over it?

    "I'll have the 14" with green peppers, onions, and ants-crawling-all-over-it."

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    If only they would hurry up and finish that Wicker Park/Bucktown branch.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I love Zapf Humanist.

    Might want to check out http://fontleech.com/.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    I paid a LOT of money for that pizza. It was overpriced. That's why I paid so much for it.

    I got into the habit of leaving pizza out overnight from my AIDS-y friend who said it mellowed it.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Just pair it with a petite sirah and it will be delicious, Jesse.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Do I even want to ask what it means to be "AIDS-y"? Jenny, do I?

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH Eric, my mock trial went pretty well, I think. The judge said that I had no rapport with my witness (Jesse), which was funny. I think we were trying so hard not to laugh at each other, that we were being intentionally cold. (although it was almost all over when I asked Jesse, "In your experience, have you been aware of any fights at the Red Apple Tavern?" and Jesse said, "Sometimes the guys will have some drinks and might get into a spat...")

    Mostly, I'm just glad it's over. I mean, that whole night I was thinking and talking like I was still in the court room. Yuck!

    Jesse - Maybe ants cure AIDS.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    That sounds so fun, Jenny. I want to do that sometime.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just don't understand why I shouldn't eat the ants. Are they dirty? I don't understand what sort of hang-up makes me not eat the ant pizza. I mean come on, a Mexican probably touched the ingredients, so what is the big deal about ants?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Why would I not eat ants?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    If the ants are eating it, you know it's still good.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    If only there were a building full of books from top to bottom that would lend up to ten books at a time to Chicago residents who need only show a driver's license, or absent that, a utility bill! What a magical world this would be!

    i've got neither. well, i have a license but it doesn't have a chicago address. but a librarian friend said she'd hook me up with card, i just haven't found the time to go to the logan square branch.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    but yes, if only there were such a place it would truly, indeed, be a magical world.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Do I even want to ask what it means to be "AIDS-y"? Jenny, do I?

    http://www.cdquest.com/images/album_art/sorted/0024/5961/0024596104324.jpg

    "ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY IS HOMICIDE/ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY IS HOMICIDE/ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY IS HOMICIDE/ACQUIRED. IMMUNE. DEFICIENCY. IS. HOMICIDE."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://photobase.apn.gr/photobase/data/media/9/TN_9639409619699639510059.jpg

    and the greedy business fingers
    of the willful blind rejoice:
    'Welcome Acquired Immune Deficiency! Welcome Acquired Immune Deficiency! Welcome Acquired Immune Deficiency!'

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay, here is my story about ants:

    Once upon in a time in Newark, Delaware, I lived in an apartment with a terrible ant problem. It was so bad that I would come into the kitchen and think I was tripping because the counters would be moving. I got some traps and some spray and I got it under control eventually.

    Well, I drink a lot of coffee, as some of you know. I had an old coffee pot that I had inherited from my grandmother. I mentioned to my friend Ric that I wanted a new one and he gave me shit about being a wasteful consumerist American and said I should just clean my current coffee pot with vinegar. So I did. I filled the reservoir with vinegar, turned it off halfway, and let it set. Then I ran the rest of the vinegar through. It didn't seem to do anything, so I ran it through again.

    This time, when I looked at the vinegar in the pot, there were somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 ants floating in the hot vinegar. I had been drinking ant coffee for god knows how long. Possibly poisoned ant coffee because I had chemical-ed up the place so hard that they crawled into the coffee pot to die.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    One day long long ago I told my friend I was going to see Diamanda Galas, and she told me that she had just been asked to help out by pouring (cow's) blood on D.G. right before the show.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I would trample a ward full of AIDS patients to get to do that. Or to even get to see her.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    WHOA Diamanda Galas is CRAZY LOOKING. I've never seen pictures of her before. Wow. I guess that matches her music, but still. Crazy.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.cdquest.com/images/album_art/sorted/0024/5961/0024596104324.jpg

    "They're all gonna laugh at me"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Considering how very tightly Apple controls pricing on their merchandise, this is a considerable savings.

    Good point.

    Also that was the most Kenan thing you've said all week.

    What does that mean? Hardly seems like noise board funny thread material.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am not talking about AIDS on the internet.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Wellllll.....I juuust don't see how you can call that a bargain"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    I actually qualify for teh Appel Edumacation discount. I should start taking advantage of that.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/teenagewerewolf/carrie.jpg

    "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Jesse?"

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    How the F'in H do I not have the Plague Mass on my iTunes? I have to go and dig up a fucking disc?

    When I type 'plague' I usually firtst type 'plaque'

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't! If you're spending $250, why not $300? If you have to watch yourself with $50, you shouldn't be spending $250. Especially on a frivolous luxury item like an iPod.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's so gross, Jenny, the vinegar story! Little kids need to hear that story. They would love it for life.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know what would have been worse? Slugs.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    Plaque Mass - "There are no tickets for the fluoride treatment."

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's not about make-or-break, Kenan. It's about getting a fucking bargain. It's about never paying retail. It's about LIFE. Sheesh.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think it's about not buying expensive electronics from sketchy on-line retailers.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    What can I get for lunch for under $6?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    48 individual Nutty Bars.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hahaha!

    Guess what? Class is over FOREVAH! Good bye, second year of law school! See you suckers LATER!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    Some inspirational words from Diamanda:


    Sono la pestilenza
    Sono l'Anticristo

    Soy la muestra (sign)
    Soy la salvacion
    Soy la carne magullada (butchered? meat)

    Soy el azote (beating?)
    Soy la tonta sagrada (I am the sacred dummy) (as in dumb idiot)
    Soy la mierda de Dios (I am the poopy of God)

    Soy la sena (sign)
    Soy la plaga (figure it out)
    Soy l'Anticristo

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    She is "alternative"

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know.... Plaque Mass might not be so far off considering these words from Plague Mass (Let Us Praise the Masters of Slow Death)

    don't give up the fight
    against
    the order of the homophobe
    the order of the willful man
    the order of the murderers
    the order of the impotent
    the order of the nazi punk
    in 1990, who are you?
    Who'd never saw their brothers
    disemboweled by a dentist drill

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know.... Plaque Mass might not be so far off considering these words from Plague Mass (Let Us Praise the Masters of Slow Death)

    don't give up the fight
    against
    the order of the homophobe
    the order of the willful man
    the order of the murderers
    the order of the impotent
    the order of the nazi punk
    in 1990, who are you?
    Who'd never saw their brothers
    disemboweled by a dentist drill (adentistdrilladentistdrilladentistdrill)
    I condemn you!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    what happened there? hmmmmmmm

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Damnit! No iPod today. There was something weird with my last timecard, and they have to issue me another check.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I somehow wrote 47.5 hours in the tally, instead of 40.5. No one noticed it, not my boss, not the agency, not anyone. I almost got paid for 7 extra hours -- almost.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Time and a half on those 7 too, right?

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wait, that's just enough for an iPod, I bet!

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, sorry to post 1,000 times, but I'm going to this Monday night at the MCA with some folks and it's been great the two previous times I've gone -- wine tasting hosted by the NZ government - 100 or so sauvignon blancs and pinot noirs side by side:
    http://www.localwineevents.com/Chicago-Wine/event-85073.html

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wait, that's just enough for an iPod, I bet!

    I know! Free iPods are the best kind.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ho. Lee. Fuck. Ing. Shit.

    I need to put down the crack pipe!!!!!

    I forgot to go to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    At 11:05 I got a call saying basically, "Um, hey. You coming?"

    I immediately threw on clothes, called work and said "I'MGETTINGINACAB, OMG OMG!" But it turns off I got the morning off.

    The one nice thing that came of this is that the GM said, "We do have to do a write-up, but mostly we were worried about you, because this has never happened before. You are always on time and we knew this was not something you would do."

    I literally almost threw up after I got off the phone.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    LOL at John:

    That title, Raw Yang, makes me feel funny on the inside. Is this normal?

    http://www.badresa.com/Music/jc_fakefictions_interview.shtml

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm back in my robe, listening to Diamanda.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    Glad you're not fired, homes.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Guess what? Class is over FOREVAH! Good bye, second year of law school! See you suckers LATER!

    That's got to be a good feeling. Congrats and all that. How will you celebrate?

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    They wouldn't fire me for that. Not with the handful of people who do things like call in at 7 PM saying, "I just woke up and I thought it was 7 AM, please don't fire me." That was from a guy who has worked there for 15 years. (He really needs to re-evaluate his relationship w/ alcohol. He's the guy who gets loaded at/after work and then rides his bike 8 miles home, one time getting hit by a car, knocking him unconscious.)

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's such a good feeling to know you're alive.
    It's such a happy feeling: You're growing inside.
    And when you wake up ready to say,
    "I think I'll make a snappy new day."
    It's such a good feeling, a very good feeling,
    The feeling you know that we're friends.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    They wouldn't fire me for that. Not with the handful of people who do things like call in at 7 PM saying, "I just woke up and I thought it was 7 AM, please don't fire me."

    heh. That's a good one.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had a friend when I was in college who used crazy excuses like that all the time. My favorite was the time he had is roommate call him in dead.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    That was no made-up excuse. It was the sad truth. He really should have made up something better.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Chicago-- someone once posted a link to a free prog that easily converted .m4 files to .mp3 Can we do that again?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't believe I found it on my own

    http://www.hymn-project.org/

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Me neither.

    My wallet shopping was a bust, btw. And I couldn't find a watch, either. Why is it so fucking hard to make a watch with NUMBERS on it??? Huh?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Here's something to remember, boys:

    http://www.petermillergallery.com/images/inventory/ulrich/girlfriend2.jpg

    (Note to self, etc.)

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, Kenan, how do you want yr photo credit for the interview to read? Also, sorry we didn't ask before we submitted your photos for use w/ our interview.

    n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    So what do you think of a guy buying his boyfriend flowers? I mean me buying a guy flowers. I really like giving and getting flowers, but is that too fruity for some guys?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm gonna say that flowers, while cliched and somewhat cheesey, are definite panty-remover.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost "Lord God King Bufu" will be fine.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Men like flowers as much as women, in my experience.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    i wouldn't want flowers but i don't know if that's a guy thing or a straight guy thing. maybe some gerber daisies.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Being brought flowers rulez.* It's right up there with a surprise work pick ups (like you come out of work and your SO is there to walk/ride/drive home with you when you didn't expect it) as small romantic gestures that will make me gushy with happiness for weeks.

    *I get Jeff flowers, too. I think that dudes getting each other flowers is super awesome. I mean, Jesse, wouldn't you just MELT if a dude brought you flowers?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm gonna say that flowers, while cliched and somewhat cheesey, are definite panty-remover.

    Oh, you can remove panties even without flowers. The point is, flowers are really nice to have around, and a really nice thing to give someone. Some things never change.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    I feel like buying flowers for everyone. Jenny, you first.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    The point is, flowers are really nice to have around, and a really nice thing to give someone. Some things never change.

    yes, i agree it is a nice gesture. but there is also an undeniable fringe benefit for the giver. i always find out a girls favorite flower when i start dating her, if i think there's a chance it will last she eventually gets them.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    bring me dead flowers kenan and i won't forget to put roses on your grave.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't think Jeff likes flowers, per se, as much as I like them, but he does like their demonstrative impact (I was thinking about you and I acted on it) as much as I do.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think now is the time to admit that I have spent almost all of the past two afternoons playing Leisure Suit Larry VI, and probably will again today.

    n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    So therefore I think flowers are keen for everyone because they are a way of saying, "I was thinking about you and I like you enough to have purchased a token to demonstrate to you and anyone who walks past your desk that I lurve you."

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    fuck hooker

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sorry, that's the only thing I remember about Leisure Suit Larry.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    there are exactly 2 other people in the office for the rest of the afternoon. why the fuck am i here? nice to blast the oblivians at my desk though.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    OMG NICK GET TEH SPANISH FLY POWERUP AND WIN THE GAME

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    get spanish fly

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    win game

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I wish some fucking guy would buy me flowers. I'm starting to get the bitterness. I've been single for FIVE YEARS.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    "I don't understand your command"

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nick Fiction, please email me so I can cheer during your WHPK set. That is all.

    Dave

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    you have been eaten by a grue

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    get towel

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    I never did finish those games. Always killed by the thief or a grue, always thrown off the Vogon space ship.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    read GameFAQs walkthrough

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I like manly flowers, like eucalyptus and winterberries, and womanly flowers, too.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    "womanly flowers"

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://static.flickr.com/27/49048379_ff4b8f0c02_m.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    PH3@R TH3 GL0B3M@ST3R ALL1UM!!!!1``1`one

    http://www.wswarmenhoven.com/objects/00000098.jpg

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ladies and germans, I'm back in the credit card game, but this time I'm Doing Things RightTM by getting a ridiculously low credit limit and using it to pay my bills automatically (2-fold benefit: I pay all my bills on time and I build my credit at the same time. and I only have to write one check, so 3-fold).

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Note: Exotic/weird flower bulbs also make excellent gifts for girlfriends, wives, and mothers.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ridiculously low=$250!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think it's about not buying expensive electronics from sketchy on-line retailers.

    Dell and Geeks.com are not sketchy!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.geocities.com/tjoy_nl/georgia_O_Keefe___Red_Canna.jpg

    "womanly flowers"

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.davidfeldmancomedy.com/archives/0,,221625,00.jpg

    I don't know what that is but it made me snort with laughter.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, I mean, I know what that is. It's a pope. It came up on a GIS for Georgia O'Keefe.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    looks like wayland flowers and madame.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://tylisaari.com/models/dino/spit1.JPG

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am listening to Toots & the Maytals. This must be some of the most universally appealing music ever created. Unless you hate fun.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    I remember being in high school and the one good local reggae band would cover "Pressure Drop" and I thought it was super amazing that those dudes wrote a song that good. And then I heard one of the 900 other versions of that song, and couldn't believe how much better it could get!

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    For my money, there are few people that can make you happier than this one.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've got the mummies on right now. nothing quite as cathartic as singing along to a chorus of "STAB A MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BACK" whilest at your place of employment.

    it's a sublime treat.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Pressure Drop" is one of my top, oh, say 25 songs of all time ever.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    OMG JENNY WE"RE LIKE SISTERS!!!! *hops up and down*

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am listening to Antonio Vivaldi, Nisi Dominus, RV 608 IV Cum dederit dilectus suis somnum. Or so I understand.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Have you ever heard the Izzy Stradlin & the Ju Ju Hounds version? It is surpringly awesome. xpost

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    "surpringly" - bursting with Pringly goodness.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Izzy was my introduction to that song. It's the best song on that album (which is not a bad album, IIRC!).

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Pressure Drop" is one of my top, oh, say 25 songs of all time ever.

    I can get behind that.

    gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    Come to think of it, Guns n' Roses was my formal introduction to the Rolling Stones.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dave-o, I don't think cheering at the station is going to work out, they seem nervous about us bringing extra people. I've come up with an alternate solution to the lack of crowd noise problem.

    n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Um, has anyone ever heard of a Tim from ILX? I just got a weird email. Did anyone else get one?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Not I.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nor I.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Tim Ellison?

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey,
    I saw one of your posts on ilXor.com. I was wondering if you'd like to
    chat. If you would, hit me back at my email address
    (purplemonkeydishwasher11@yahoo.com)

    Later

    ==
    This email was sent by Tim (purplemonkeydishwasher11@yahoo.com), a user
    of ilXor.com.
    http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yikes.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    He wants to take you out back and hose you down.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    HI UR PRETTY HOW DO I SHOT SPERM?

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's what happens when ye talk about salad spinning on the Internet.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am listening to Antonio Vivaldi, Nisi Dominus, RV 608 IV Cum dederit dilectus suis somnum. Or so I understand.

    -- Man Man (fluxion2...), April 28th, 2006 2:42 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

    Have you ever heard the Izzy Stradlin & the Ju Ju Hounds version? It is surpringly awesome. xpost

    -- Holy makkara, Toivo! (thedanmarti...), April 28th, 2006 2:43 PM. (OutDatWay) (later) (link)

    I really wish that wasn't an xpost.

    Hi, I'm in Montreal, at rrrobyn's apartment. It is nice.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Just write back and say "I don't think my fiance would like that, he works out a lot and is in a punk band." PROBLEM SOLVED

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost Say herrro for me!

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    My first instinct is to recoil, but really, why? Even if he intends a romantic overtone, that's not automatically bad. He doesn't know that you're engaged and he might just be taking a risk at trying to talk to a woman that he finds interesting. So why is my first reaction, "Ew"?

    xpost: see? Like Kenan said. What is there about that message that is making us all feel squicked automatically? Let's analyze, people.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Bienvenue, J. et R.

    I think it's the "I was wondering" - implies shuffling and thought and consideration, but without the forthrightness to actually begin a conversation. (I do this in a terrible way sometimes.)

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    i think on the subconscious level i'm disturbed by the "purplemonkey" aspect of the email address.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    and seriously, there are 10 other purplemonkeydishwashers with yahoo addresses? really?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am curious which "one" of your posts piqued his interest so.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    "purple monkey dishwasher" is a Simpson's reference so it's possible to likely that there are ten other people with that email address.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    pinkcookiesinaplasticbag127@yahoo.com

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    I find it icky for many of the same reasons I find Myspace icky. I have this innate distrust of internet + romantic intent.

    xpost I am guessing it was one of the lovely sequence in the botanical garden?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    FedEx just delivered my dishwasher. The driver did not knock, but instead yelled out "Hello?"

    When I opened the door he said, "If I know you were home, I call you for you to carry this up the stairs. It's real heavy."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nick, cool. You guys still FAP (ha, just wanted to type it that way... Brits!) afterwards?

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have this innate distrust of internet + romantic intent.

    Playa-hater!

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm going to check out an apartment in the WP right now. I just had a meeting with a writing mentor who was super nice. I am taking notes post-talk, and there is one thing he said... oh wait, I just remembered.... gotta go! :)

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    I ain't hating players, I'm hating their shitty game.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.davidfeldmancomedy.com/archives/0,,221625,00.jpg

    "I have this innate distrust of internet + romantic intent."

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sometime when we hang out I should try to remember to wear my "don't hate the player" tshirt. It's actually pretty cool.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, put Toots on the blog please! Or email me a whole album. I like you.!


    -PurpleMonkey4U

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    OK, Mickey.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sorry, that was overly harsh.

    I can't, it wasn't my music.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    that explains it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    uhm, huge xpost there.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, okay. Don't get the Mickey thing.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    but... HOW DO I SHOT SPERM is pretty funny...

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    bye for now, jokers.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
    It's guys like you, Mickey
    Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
    Don't break my heart, Mickey

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh, wrinklepaws

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Am I allowed to say that?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's not in the official rules, but we'll allow it. Like putting money under "free parking."

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yer a god damned commie if you don't do that.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wait, wouldn't you be a commie if you DID do that?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    I figured it was just some weird kind of spam. I mean, if someone really wanted to chat, wouldn't they refer to what it is I posted? Of course, he did make the subject "SAW YOU."


    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay "SAW YOU" has a serious stalker vibe to it.

    Now I have a Phish song in my head, too. GREAT.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hippy

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    what the hell am i still doing here??!?!?!???!?!??

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    Damn it, now I have that Phish song stuck in my head too... "with a ticket stub in your hand".

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    i can say, proudly and gladly, that it is impossible for me to have a phish song stuck in my head.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    There's no justice like angry-mob justice.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Good joke, Nick. I didn't already make the same joke upthread at all.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sorry, Kenan, I don't read any of your posts.

    n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    JVC, we are united in our Phish-knowledge.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    FASHION


    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/Mamamontezz/e0796f70.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    I tell ya, I'm in a mood.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Up yours children.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Only Phish I've ever seen/heard was a recording a guy showed me of them doing the Star Spangled Banner a capella at a Knicks game. Clever and complicated in a prog-rock way. I liked it. My brother, prog-rock keyboardist that he is, likes them a lot.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't know that that Phish knowledge is a good thing or not.

    Since I've got tomorrow afternoon to myself, I think I'm going to explore the new 'hood a little more.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    Goodbye Chicago! Go fuck yourselves!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Adios.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    jvc (and anyone else really), there's a good show tomorrow night at subterranean- vilent lovers club (aron from baseball furies new band), hunches (rose city punk), and hot machines (chicago allstars). gonna be good. $2.00 schlitz cans at sub-t are a bargain.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    hey there's another artist whose 11th album = most commercially successful: BONNIE RAITT ("luck of the draw") (i'm writing an article about the song 'i can't make you love me.') (yes i know i'm on vacation, but it's due on sunday!!)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, I get back from checking out the place and having a nice dinner at Chipotle to some seriously creepy wrinklepaws exclusive shit. Whatev, but fuck you Chicago for now.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 29 April 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hello, Chicago, I love you like I love all the northern midwest right now! I just got back from watching a bat skitter around eating bugs RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR as my parents and I sat on our brand new patio and drank beer. OMG I bought a sixer of Bud today and my dad is drinking it with me. Okay, he had one. STILL, it's CRAZY.

    Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 29 April 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Beer! Good idea!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    hey guys! last friday in the city!

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH NO!

    What are you doing on the internets?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's better.

    PS I am wearing a robe.

    PPS How was UC, FFs?

    PPPS I was thinking that a teensy little year from now I will graduate and I want a graduation party and I would like the FFs to play at it. But we have some time to figure it out.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wait. A year from now the FFs will be tying the knot! Ooo I just got very excited.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay there is a special kind of lameness about posting to oneself on the internet on Friday night so good night, Chicargo. Sleep well.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    hi jenny.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    SOMEHOW, EATING PIZZA AND WATCHING "CURB YR ENTHUSIASM" ISN'T QUITE CUTTING IT.

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    ARRGH I CAN'T GET ON IM. I have no idea why it won't connect but this is my last night at the homestead -- tomorrow is girls' night w/ sister, which I am sort of dreading. Have had two phone conversations with her today during which she barely paused for breath; I predict complete mania. If it ever sounds like I want to have a wedding, someone pls remind me of this time so I can downgrade my plans to picnic + soul party.

    Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 29 April 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    What a strange night on the Red Line. A loud argument between a preppy blond guy and 2 punky emo guys swigging Jim Beam. Apparently the preppy guy called the punks faggots and they were pissed. They were bigger and looked like they could kick his ass.

    Then loud guy with the shell game complete with a plant who "won" $100.

    Then a guy with facial piercing got off the train at the same time as I did. He was trying to find Clark's and I helped. He hit on my really hard, asking if I was going home, what I did for a living (he was a bartender). He was kind of cute.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    DUDES, CHICAGO SUCKS RIGHT NOW, WHAT GIVES

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I ate at the Drake tonight. It was alright. I've never had an $11 french dip sandwich before.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    BUT... the "executive" Manhattan was perfection.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Why does Chicago suck, geeb?

    Kenan, what were you doing at the Drake?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Chicago sucks because all my pals are watching dumb movies while I have exactly TWO NIGHTS left in this stinktown.

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's redonculous.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    U R TELLING ME.

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan, what were you doing at the Drake?

    Eating and drinking. A couple friends of mine (Todd and Rachel, if you must know) go there so often that the waiter knows them. It's a little weird, and there's something kind of Lynchian about the place, since is's such an anachronism and so full of old people, but that's also what's interesting about it.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Why the hell did I not talk to that guy more? Maybe because it's not really a good idea to talk to strangers on the street when you just told them you are carrying a big wad of cash (by telling them you are a waiter)? Also, facial piercings?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm going to post this to the blog.

    h**p://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=769FA9881EA3AC23

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    Saw a play for work tonight on my own, then ran into two of my best friends (known them both for 10+ years) on the street afterwards and went to that fancy sushi joint on Milwaukee right around the corner from Milwaukee/Division - so good! And not badly priced for fancy sushi and giant Sapporo.

    Eazy (Eazy), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, I get back from checking out the place and having a nice dinner at Chipotle to some seriously creepy wrinklepaws exclusive shit. Whatev, but fuck you Chicago for now.

    Chill out Dave, nobody's creeping on you. If anything I just spent too much time reading ilx this week.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Saturday, 29 April 2006 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Can I ask? What's wrinklepaws?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    Feel free to email me a response. But use email, NOT e-mail.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    god i've got to get out of this town. i've outlived my usefulness here. where to?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 29 April 2006 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay, Dan, I figured as much. I went to a party at my close friend's/ex girlfriend's apartment tonight, and it was good. The shittty Hyde Park cops tried to shut it down, which was very largely effective, but Charles and I stayed. However, I was not able to get milk with my donuts at Walgreen's, so that was enormously disappointing. Also, apparently I have a totally badass reputation at the coffee shop on campus I used to work at. Amazing.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 29 April 2006 08:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hm. Jesse, where is this "dollar-a-shirt" dry cleaners that you talked about? Cause I just dropped off six shirts and four pair of pants at my nearest place, and it came to $22. Unless pants cost $5 each, this is more than $1 a shirt.

    Whatever. It's still not that bad.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    HI I AM NEW TO DRY CLEANING.

    You know what I'm most excited about? Getting new hangers. For free, no less.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    That hanger thing gets old real fast.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    But right now I only have, like, six of them.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    A- NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!
    B- Pants cost a few bucks each.
    C- Don't ask for dry cleaning on the shirts. You just want shirt laundry. They wash and press your shirts. I've never seen any place charge more than $1 or $1 and small change for this.

    D- If you take women's shirts to get laundered they will cost around $5 each because of the cut. But 20/20 or someone did a thing where took a men's cut shirt into a laundry, once a woman dropped it off and the other time a man dropped it off. The man was charged the usual $.99 and the woman was charged for a woman's shirt ($6 or something) despite the fact that it was the very same men's shirt.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    yeah, without children to beat them with a la joan crawford they just clutter up your apartment really fast. and those fucking plastic bags.... fuck.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can always use the plastic bags to suffocate small children.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Don't ask for dry cleaning on the shirts. You just want shirt laundry.

    Well, ok. Except I do have some shirts that I've been throwing the washer that I shouldn't have been. And I like light starch.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse -- you're going to fucking love this mix. At least, I know I do. I am a genius.

    Walking to the store a minute ago, and there was a broken Hitachi Magic Wand lying alone on the sidewalk. I think I should make up a story about how it got there.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    (insert joke about Kenan repairing vibrators here)

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    SHH! Kitty is sleeping.

    http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/msdobs_radiator.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hitachi Magic Wand?

    I always get heavy starch, but I think it's not the greatest thing for everyday shirts. But for work shirts is great because I can get like 4 wears out of them and even then, it's the smell that makes me retire them, not any lack of crispness.

    I don't understand....what does what you've been doing with your shirts have to do with how you get them done at the cleaners? Dry cleaning is not going to go any easier on them.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    When the tag says "dry clean only," I usually ignore it, but I feel like maybe I shouldn't.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hitachi Magic Wand?

    http://www.hiddenself.com/display_content.html?id=106

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh.

    I guess I would need to know what kind of shirt we're talking about.

    Cotton or poly-cotton shirts are just fine for the washing. The nice Asians will tell you if you need dry cleaning.

    I hate my local dry-cleaners/shirt laundry in the summer. It is a nice brand new modern place (right next to Spin Cycle on Broadway where Jenny did laundry) but they have no A/C so the temp is easily 115 to 120 in there on a hot day. (Imagine all the washing, drying, and pressing--all that steam.) Gross.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cotton or poly-cotton shirts are just fine for the washing.

    Sometimes the poly blends say "dry clean only," too. And I have some vintage shirts that I love and I want to be extra careful with.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    (Imagine all the washing, drying, and pressing--all that steam.) Gross.

    You're get steam-pressed, too!

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    You get

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh really? Am I get steam-pressed too?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    You are got steam-pressed.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    You is teh stupid.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Tell me the truth... do I look like Bernard Sunmer? Someone told me that last night, and it was a first, but going through a GIS, I think I see it. If I don't look like him now, I will in 15 years.

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    (dry cleaning)

    in summary, gotta make sure you dryclean those garments with sequins.

    you should talk to my roomie about this stuff, k.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    My Computer.

    By Jesse Kehr

    My computer is many years old. My computer is an IBM 300PL. I bought my computer from uBid in 2000. When I bought it, it was an off-lease office unit. I like it and I have done many nice things for it. New hard drive (160 gig), DVD player, Windows upgrade, memory upgrade. But I know that the time is coming when it's going to need some professional attention. Little things happen that make me aware of its mortality and of the laws of entropy.

    So I wonder. Should I just get a laptop and make this an auxillary computer? It's too good to throw away, by far, but it is not quite saleable either. And I am nervous about having JUST a laptop for some reason.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    laptops are wonderful. buy one.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Computers are for dorks.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    why don't you just bang some chicks?

    Jeff. (Jeff), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Now that I'm in Chicago, I'm going to eat SO MUCH pussy!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    With prices like this, a Dell laptop looks tempting....

    Dell Home has a Dell Inspiron E1505 Dual Core Notebook for $699 after $300 Coupon savings w/ free S/H

    Intel® Core™ Duo processor T2300 (2MB Cache/1.66GHz/667MHz FSB), 15.4" Wide Screen XGA Display, XP Media Center, 512MB Shared Single Channel DDR2 SDRAM 533MHZ, 1 DIMM, Integrated Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 950, 40GB 5400 RPM SATA HD, Free upgrade to 8X CD/DVD Burner (DVD+/-RW) with double-layer DVD+R write capability, Dell Wireless 1390 802.11g Mini Card (54Mbps), 53 WHr 6-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery, 1 Yr Ltd Warranty

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    < LISP >
    You guyth, I am going to get STHO MUCH PUTHY tonight.
    < /LISP >

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    I HAD COFFEE I AM HYPER I AM GOING TO THE LAUNDROMAT TO WASH BLANKETS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dear Jesse, I have just a laptop. It's okay, but I end up using Jeff's desktop more than my laptop and I also end up using the computer lap computers a lot, too. This is because while my laptop is cute and light and portable, it's also hell on my eyes, wrists, and neck. It's no fun to write papers on. I often dream of getting a docking station and a monitor and a keyboard to relieve the pain of working on my laptop for long periods, but have neither the spare $$$ nor the desk space to justify it.

    If I had it to do all over again, I would still have gotten a laptop for school. But if I wasn't in school, I would just have a desktop.
    That is just my experience, however, and your needs may be different.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    (School-wise, I find that I prefer taking notes by hand in all but the most boring classes. I pay more attention, I retain more, and I don't have to carry my laptop around with me so much.)

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    See, that's what my concern is wrt (w/r/t?) a laptop. As things stand I like my computer OK and if I were going to take any action other than getting a laptop it would be spiffing up this desktop with more memory and some profession attention to the fundamentals of the system. I would not think about buying a new desktop.

    My big beef w/ my current system is it's HUGE. The CPU is horizontal and takes up most of my desk and the monitor is bulky as fuck.

    If I got a laptop I would prob. get a docking station and a keyboard. Docks aren't expensive are they? I would think that they would take up farrrr less room than my current desktop.

    I guess I'll just pray and meditate on this and let Jesus and the Universe and dolphins auras guide my actions.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    get a mac mini

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Make your computer a living room machine, with mp3s, movies and such. Your friends can use it to check their email.

    Also, what gbx said.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Saturday, 29 April 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't know what a docking station is, but I really like my laptop. You get one of those padded wrist things to elevate your hands to typing level and you're golden.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 29 April 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had a bad dream last night where the reason my roommate stayed at the party we went to last night was to hook up with the friend who threw it (also, she's an ex) and another girl in a threesome. I seriously hope no part of that happened. It made me sad. :(

    regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 29 April 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    anxiety dreams ahoy!

    Man Man (kenan), Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Eh, it's just a threesome. No harm, no foul.

    Eazy (Eazy), Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    Other responses include "Oh, that's who that gal was?"

    Eazy (Eazy), Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hullo. I will see some of you pretty soon.

    WHPK was lots of fun, even more fun than last year because we knew what to expect. Sadly, all my vocals were really quiet in the mix, but we played well and the music and Nick's vox sounded great.

    Then Nick and I watched Shopgirl. I enjoyed it.

    Today has been really fun. For one thing, we finally got to Andy's to find it open. It was specfuckingtacular. I wanted one of everything in the store, but especially the steel drums, but ESPECIALLY the big wooden bells... If I had $500 to pick someting out there, I think my brain might explode from trying to decide.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 29 April 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    hey dudes: anyone want to buy a TV? Sony Trinitron 27". I was gonna keep it, but there just isn't enough room in the car.

    gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    How much?

    anxiety dreams ahoy!

    Haha, yeah. We dated a while ago, too. I'd like to think I'm okay about her seeing other people, but my roommate would just be too much. Actually, I think it has to do with an occasional fascination I have with creating the most morbid imaginary situations possible just to create anxiety within myself. "I've got nothing to worry about, so I worry about nothing," etc.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 29 April 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    DUDZONE: best pals going to sleep at 11pm because they've been moving shit all day (fair).


    THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES. GUESS I'LL GET DRUNK IN MY EMPTY ROOM/APARTMENT.

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Geeb, how much you sellin' the TV for?

    Good luck with everything.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    A HUNDRED DOLLARS.


    I WILL ALSO BUY A FRIEND FOR THE SAME PRICE.

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wow. 7:02 PM to now. It's been pretty desolate around here.

    get a mac mini

    Ha ha.

    No.

    Not unless you want to get postings, emails, phone calls and conversations over dinner that involve my asking "How do you do [simple task that I know how to do on a PC] on this fucking Mac?!" for the next couple of years.

    XPOST: OH WOW! As I wrote that there was a sudden flurry of activity!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    I WILL ALSO BUY A FRIEND FOR THE SAME PRICE.

    :(

    Too steep for me to buy the TV, but sorry I only got to meet you that once at Ronny's.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    i am going to go ride in traffic.

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Are you sad? I know you have friends...where are they? And why are you not at Eric Z's party? (I would be but I worked late-ish.)

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    FRIENDS WERE MOVING ALL DAY. WENT TO SLEEP AT 11PM. I LIVE IN CHICAGO FOR ONE MORE DAY.

    ALSO, NOT TIRED, BECAUSE I DIDN'T MOVE ALL DAY.


    FRIENDS = JRKS*


    (* not really....but still, I'm upset cuz i wanted to hang with my pals and not sit in front of the fucking computer drinking on my last saturday in the city)

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I didn't know Eric was having a party. Dude, computer drinking is the worst.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Computer drinking. Yeh. It has led me to do some v. seriously regretable emailing.

    What are you drinking?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    BUD

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    It has led me to do some v. seriously regretable emailing.

    Word. Also, ILX posting.

    Although computer syrup sipping... not so bad. :)

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    If you're drinking alone at the computer then Bud is probably too good.

    My last episode of computer drinking involved Jack Daniels Downhome Punch (in a bottle that looked like it could hold a sports drink) followed by Bolla Chardonnay.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, I'm sorry to hear that your finale was a bit of a dud.

    And with that, I am off to bed.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    ALL I GOT.


    Plus, sublettors just showed up, so I gotta split.

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Good night. And bon voyage! Say hi to Montana for me.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Peace, man.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    See you subsea, Ev.

    Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Bye, Evan!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Jesse... check your gmail. I want to call, but I'm not home and I forgot your phone number.

    Man Man (kenan), Sunday, 30 April 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    *sigh* Bye, Evan! I sure liked having you around and I hope you come back to visit soon and often!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 30 April 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    That applies to both real life and the internets, but I was speaking specifically of real life.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 30 April 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    By any chance, is anyone going to see P|nback tonight at the LSA?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Sunday, 30 April 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Byebye Evan. [sob]

    Say hi to Montana for me.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    So long, hombre. Glad you were here.

    Eazy (Eazy), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    thanks dudes! but i'm not really leaving until monday.


    might be going to STNNNG tonight, I think!

    gbx (skowly), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Tease.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ev-an come see Pin-back.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Sunday, 30 April 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Herb garden is pretty much complete:

    -Italian parsley
    -chives
    -garlic chives
    -rosemary
    -thyme
    -cilantro

    Non-herb plants:

    -Venus fly trap
    -cat grass (oats--seeds sown)
    -a red geranium for some color

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Sunday, 30 April 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    ....my sublettor is using a vibrator*, LOUDLY. I don't think she knows I'm here.

    * Kenan: I can send .wav, you can do brand ID? Deal!

    gbx (skowly), Monday, 1 May 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    But is she in a robe or a housecoat?

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Chicago: Wand or Egg?

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, WINCE. Get one (1) quieter model. May I suggest the Wahl?

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    chicago, i haven't had a drink since saturday and i'm still hungover. if i were a horse they'd shoot me. they still shoot horse in chicago right?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    maybe she was using an electric shaver. they make pretty much the same noise.

    i hope my roommate doesn't think i'm getting off in the bathroom when i'm just shaving my knees or something (blades cut them up, invariably!). actually i'm not sure if i care.

    that's one hell of a hangover, otto.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    awesome day for kids on the el.

    i woke up yesterday afternoon with a skinned left knee, hip, and shoulder; skinned right elbow and wrist, a bump on the back of my head and when i put my jacket on to go outside for a smoke one side of it was soaking wet. there's also a hole in the hoodie i was wearing and i broke my glasses.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    Mother of god -- do you know who you were hanging out with (ie, can they fill you in at all)??

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sounds like you got your ass well kicked.

    Oh, WINCE. Get one (1) quieter model.

    I'm unclear on whether the vibrator was loud itself, or whether she was *using* it loudly. Perhaps the vibrator was audible, but on top of that she being a tad theatrical?

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    On occasions when I've gotten "ass kicked" calls at 4am, they were usually from the Emergency Room b/c someone had a split head/lip or possible broken nose/rib/concussion. So if Otto got whipped he's in fairly good shape.

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    i know who i was with, i got a text message from one of them saying "pls tell me u made it home ok wild man." i kind of don't want to know why she called me wild man because the last thing i remember clearly is getting really really really angry. so i'm kind of trepidacious about asking what the fuck happened/how the fuck i got home.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    no new defensive wounds on my hands lead me to believe i did not get my ass kicked.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Maybe you tried to wrestle a parking meter?

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    (Also: don't hang out with skinheads, kids. Sooner or later it will turn into calls to or from the ER at 4am.)

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ok, so you kicked your own ass.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    "pls tell me u made it home ok wild man."

    hahaha No that does not sound like the set up for a story involving puppies and rainbows.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Once I went out with Jeff and Jenny and had to wear a brace around my ribs for three days. I know not wherefore.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I got cathartically drunk last night.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's not really true. I just got pretty hammered, but I remember everything and I'm not hurt. So I just got plain old drunk.

    KENAN on the other hand....well he and I had to leave the Gold Star because he decided that the best course of action was to turn to a dude at the bar and say "My friend has AIDS" and then immediately fall off his bar stool onto his back. After 2 shots and 1 beer.

    Yeh.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was very tired. I told you not to take me out! Didn't I tell you? And then you were like, "Oh, I can convince you," and then I was like, "Don't do that to me, man."

    I'm fine this morning. I was more blood-sugary than drunk.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last night I did something to a man's butt. Well, a few things.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    and you act WASTED when you're blood sugary. more drunk than drunk.

    xp was it a nice ass?

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was very tired. I told you not to take me out! Didn't I tell you? And then you were like, "Oh, I can convince you," and then I was like, "Don't do that to me, man."

    then i was all like 'oh come on!' and you were all, 'no dude! i totally can't go out' and i was like, 'just for one' and you were all 'ok' and i was like 'dude' and you were like 'i'm all blood sugary' and i wasalllikeandyouwereallandi wasallasali;kgq3n2w9 y048932wn-069

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    xp it was a nice ass. very cordial and accomodating.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, and there was the half pint of Jim Beam that was on my table this morning, opened but otherwise untouched, and I remembered that Jesse and I went to the store to get MORE BOOZE after I fell on my ass, but even I knew that it was a bad idea to drink it.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    ihttp://students.haverford.edu/fucs/images/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

    "Oh, and there was the half pint of Jim Beam that was on my table this morning, opened but otherwise untouched, and I remembered that Jesse and I went to the store to get MORE BOOZE after I fell on my ass, but even I knew that it was a bad idea to drink it."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    D. OH.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://students.haverford.edu/fucs/images/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

    "Oh, and there was the half pint of Jim Beam that was on my table this morning, opened but otherwise untouched, and I remembered that Jesse and I went to the store to get MORE BOOZE after I fell on my ass, but even I knew that it was a bad idea to drink it."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wow. Post a pic of a vomiting jack o'lantern and kill a thread.

    Sir Shopsalot bought this yesterday.

    http://static.flickr.com/50/138306881_177556a62b.jpg?v=0

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    That would be a framed pic of Russian soldiers killing German soldiers with Russian text and 2 identical pics of Lenin with Arabic writing.

    Now that I posted this I guess it helps me make up my mind as to whether this could be a Christmas gift for Jenny or something for my house.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're gonna have to exaplain that one, Jesse.

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's Courtney.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Drunk on Busch Light at the steeplechase.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    And with a dude that may well be wearing The World's Ugliest Shirt.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, it is Charlotte, NC. And he's probably a Republican.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    She is clearly marketing for Busch.

    http://static.flickr.com/55/137723882_42a970d3d1.jpg?v=0

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Republican or not, he looks like some kinda gay bumblebee.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Does dude's tounge has a notch in it?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    That dude is going to get so much pussy tonight.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Has that dude's tounge a notch?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    What's with this dude's tongue?

    http://static.flickr.com/54/137719468_d8c797e9dc.jpg?v=0

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's okay that I hate all of these people, isn't it?

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost It hungers.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    Courtney's brother

    http://static.flickr.com/39/83573863_d1e59c7b69.jpg?v=0

    Why am I posting this here? I can't imagine that anyone cares at all.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're not allowed to hate Courtney. Besides her, I guess it's fine. Seriously, this is Charlotte in a nutshell. Rich and white. Except for the poor black parts.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's okay that I hate all of these people, isn't it?

    I think it's required.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    because pictures are entertaining, and it's monday morning, and dammit we need entertainment. xp of course

    article i am reading:

    songbirds can learn basics of grammar(there's a free trial of the site)

    "What the experiment shows is that language and animal cognition is a lot more complicated than scientists once thought and that there is no "single magic bullet" that separates man from beast, said Jeffrey Elman, a professor of cognitive science at UCSD, who was not part of the Gentner research team."

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    XP to the tongue(s):

    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/slime2.jpg

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dear Julia, I wish I knew you better so I could pop over and we could fry up some chicken-fried steak and watch TV. But I don't, so go straight to hell.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost-- i don't get the slime reference.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh wait.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    dear jesse, you too. go to hell that is, because i'm not much of a fan of chicken fried steak.

    but i do like tv. i'm a bit worried about my tv watching because i was programming my vcr and discovered that i kinda want to buy something from the home shopping channel. is that the first step toward something truly sinister?

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    VCR. LOL.

    DVR is $9 per month.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    i am a luddite.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    I know and love Courtney, but hate all those people she's with, except her bro whom I think is pretty cute, even though I've never met him.

    Courtney needs to move here, stat, or else she'll start to believe that's what the whole world looks like.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    "What the experiment shows is that language and animal cognition is a lot more complicated than scientists once thought and that there is no "single magic bullet" that separates man from beast..."

    Awesome. The more we know, the less special people are. That's great in my book -- we seriously need to be taken down a notch.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    You have 'ludes?!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Which reminds me -- I left my awesome evolutionary psychology book at your place, Jules. I miss it.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's why Courtney has to be drunk ALL THE TIME. It's the only way she can live in Charlotte and not cry herself to sleep every night.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    well, i wouldn't be if i had the monies for awesome techno amazingstuff.

    we have THREE vcrs in our apartment. and i still couldn't get shit to work last week so i could record stupid primetime stuff.

    xp Which reminds me -- I left my awesome evolutionary psychology book at your place, Jules. I miss it. oops. but it's right here on the windowsill. all safe and uneaten by cats.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    You have 'ludes?!

    haha Nobody has ludes anymore. It's like Scotchguard.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Anyone attending the protest today? I saw lots of cops and other officials getting ready downtown while I was on the bus.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    I went to a little private theater open-bar thing one night at the back of John Barleycorn's, and when the open bar ended at 11 the room was swarmed with men in striped polo shirts and khakis - the same Charlottevillewear shown above. Gay bumblebee was de rigeur.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm attending the godamn protest. I wish I could march in a wheelchair b/c I'm hung over and v. tired. from fucking butt all night.

    I USE SCOTCHGUARD!!!!!!!

    I just bought some a few days ago!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    do you know you can eat geraniums too? they're kinda bitter.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    I thought Scotchguard was banned a few years ago, after they found out that it causes you to mutate but not in that cool X-Men way?

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Rosemary

    http://static.flickr.com/53/138299125_7886725334.jpg?v=0

    geraniums? really?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Venus Flytrap
    http://www.wrsptv.com/userimages/venus4.jpg

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    (actually, I thought it was a one-two punch of CFCs and liver damage.)

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://blueopossum.homestead.com/files/Johnny_Fever_2.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    "BOOGERRRRR!"

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    yeah, i was at a really fancy restaurant once and they used the flowers as a garnish and explained that they could be eaten, which i thought was kinda cool.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Watch out for the chives, in a year or two they'll have taken over that entire planter. I need to get on the job and buy/pot my herbs. LAZY---> ME

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Scotchguard
    By Jesse Kehr

    Scotchguard is a good product. I used to use Scotchguard on the cuffs of my work shirts when I worked at an Italian restaurant where the waiters ran a lot of food. It prevented red sauce stains.

    In conclusion, Scotchguard.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Your search - "killer chives" - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:

    * Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    * Try different keywords.
    * Try more general keywords.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://archer2000.tripod.com/wkrp/images/bailfont.jpg

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.archer2000.net/wkrp/images/nessfont.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Man, I'd forgotten what a babe Bailey was.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    My friend Tim aka Magnum O'Shea believes that you can tell a lot about a het man's personality based on whether he prefers Bailey Quarters or Jennifer from WKRP.

    xpost: See?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    "G-System
    breed killer chives - complete destruction of the sun with my big laser - take over the world with the help of my bred killer chievs - MUHAHAHAHAHA ...
    www.g-system.at/user_detail.php?user=12&"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've never known a Loni man. We're all Bailey men, in these circles.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh God yes.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    you just know bailey was a cyclone in the sack.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

    Surely this is one of the best TV moments of all time.

    Post your WKRP memories here.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Where's Amanda?

    I want to share my Great Purchase of '06 with her.

    Well, not the purchase itself, but the experience.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    A company is advertising poppers on the station, there's presure for them to pull the ad but they don't want to lose the revenue, so they mess around with the tape speed so it sounds all weird, and it's a hit.

    (btw, beautiful herbs, jesse)

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Fuck you, Eric.

    Scottish Guard (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ok, fine. No WKRP. I can take a hint.

    Remember that episode of M*A*S*H when they kept taking in Winchester's pants and letting them out again?

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm too young to have watched WKRP. And my parents didn't believe in TV for most of my childhood.

    xpost: ditto to MASH

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Post your WKRP memories here.

    the one where mother carlson hires an outside consultant to tell her what's wrong the station and they totally pull the wool over the dudes eyes. specifically the alleged racial tension between venus and johnny fever. that scene always cracks me up.

    i saw the barney miller where wojo's girlfriend bakes him hash brownies and he brings them to the station. fave scene:

    barney: "Harris! I think there's something in these brownies, find out what it is."
    harris: [pops brownie in his mouth] "I think it's hash barn..."

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    I LOVE Barney Miller. Still. That's a great show. Even the theme song is awesome.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    My favorite was always the cynical smart dude with glasses, whose name I cannot remember.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Now I'm going around the apartment singing "Four-Oh-Seven-Seveeen" to the tune of "Suicide is Painless"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Steve Landesberg, don't know what his character's name was.

    Jesse, I wish we had grown up without television. My apologies. The herbs are beautiful.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I grew up with three channels, but Barney Miller was on broadcast TV. LUCKY ME!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    FUCK YOU, ERIC!!!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Can we ban that fucking douchebag Eazy? What a fucking jerk!!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    four-oh-seven-seveeen
    four-oh-seven-seven
    four-oh-se-vee-eee-eeeeeeeen....

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    i hate it when i get a non-song stuck in my head

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    dietrich was played by steve landesberg. he was awesome.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    yemana: "hey barney, wanna go down to the beach and shoot some clams?"

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dietrich! Yes. I had a crush on him. Dietrich and the Hardy Boys prompted the first stirrings of my heterosexuality.

    LOL @ Eric!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    And my parents didn't believe in TV for most of my childhood.

    i wasn't the only deprived child barely allowed to watch tv, oh good. now i try to watch obscene amounts of tv to make up for it.

    luckily, not being allowed twinkies or the like failed to elicit the same longterm reaction. as much.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    Huh. Marylin Manson covers "Suicide is Painless"

    That's hard to imagine.

    Where can I download this crap for free?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    same deal with the tv as me. we didn't even have cable until i was in high school.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Massive Star Cluster Populations in Irregulars as Probable Younger Counterparts of Old Metal-Rich Globular Cluster Populations in Spheroids

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    With regard to TV: me three!

    The History of Televsion in My House
    By Jersey Queer

    In N. MN we had 3 channels, but only was allowed to watch PBS. Reg channels were for the news and for very special occasions or times when I could sneak in some Who's the Boss. We had black and white until 1985.

    When my grades dropped to crap in gradeschool my dad threw the TV out into the snow.

    In rurrrral MT we had ONE station. I've watched every single episode of Family Ties and Andy Griffith.

    Now I have DVR.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    (is the name of the article I am working on) xposts

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, that's going to be a best-seller.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, Amanda or no Amanda: On the day that she called me Sir Shopsalot I had made a big purchase that I was not sure I was going to announce until I had tested it and saw if it could change my life.

    This is it.

    It is wonderful. Big but wonderful.

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000674526.01-A23NLORBGXOLEO._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hah! They're talking about completely eliminating the print edition of the Journal within a few years. xpost

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    (seen, not saw)

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    i wasn't the only deprived child barely allowed to watch tv, oh good.

    Far from it. I've known a lot of people like this. Curiously, they are not on average any smarter or more motivated than anyone else.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    I Love My Dishwasher
    By Sloshy Bear

    The End

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    And we still don't get shitty sitcom references.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know, you'd think I slept with a Chinaman, b/c I just spent the night f'ing and now I'm horny again.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    i almost bought one of those last year. i realized i don't cook enough to justify it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh! I met a Vietnamese guy last night at the comedy show who grew up with mostly whites and blacks. At his school they would make fun of asians by doing "Me Chinese, me play joke" and similar childhood mockery.

    He said that he would join in thinking that they were mocking somebody else because he thought he was latino.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    His name is Yao, for shit's sake.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    J, it's always worse when you're just getting A LITTLE. In my experience, at least.

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's pretty funny. And sad.

    Yao's plight, not the sex part.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, you're all invited to splurge on theNew Zealand Wine Expo at the MCA tonight. Dozens of great wines, Puck catering, etc.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Go to the wine tasting w/ me Jenny! Please? You need wine.

    Yao said he was in a Southside High School doing some sort of presentation and the students (100% African American) were talking about how he was "a white guy, but a different kind of white."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    J, it's always worse when you're just getting A LITTLE. In my experience, at least.

    You're absolutely right.

    i almost bought one of those last year. i realized i don't cook enough to justify it.

    You're absolutely wrong.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're absolutely wrong.

    you're absolutely right.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're absolutely wrong.

    you're absolutely right.

    OTM

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know, you'd think I slept with a Chinaman, b/c I just spent the night f'ing and now I'm horny again.

    -- Whispy Fandango Triphop (brownston...) (webmail), May 1st, 2006 11:42 AM. (unclejessjess) (later) (link)

    This is so going on the excelsior thread.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    How much is the wine tasting? I probably won't go.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Eric, you should mention that it's not really splurging financially b/c it's only $25!

    Now I wish I had not gotten a so tanky last night and also wish I had not purchased the delicious Camel Wides. (these are the cigarettes that the God of Abraham made for his chosen people, like me)

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Who am I kiddin'? I've got to study.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    $25 to try dozens of sauvignon blancs and pinot noirs, lots of rare and good stuff.

    Jenny, we'll help you study!

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    "MCA, where have you been? Packed like sardines in a tin, so kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins"

    This is what is in my head now.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    i liked camel wides, i smoked them a few years ago when they first came out. they were shorter than a regular cigarette but they're so wide that you get a lot more nicotine with each drag. kind of insideous, really.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    They are scrumptious. You get a huge mouthful of smokey yumminess with just a light draw. I want one right now! (But I can't smoke unless I'm drinking, elsewise I get sick - also, I think I left my pack at the site of last night's sodomy).

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    I never liked Camel Wides. Yuck. I also never could stand Camel Filters. I would smoke a Camel Straight before a Filter or a Wide.

    See, I feel like it would be a waste of $25 for me to go to a wine tasting. I just don't have a very developed wine palette. Pallete. Pallette. Pilot. Pellet. Whatever. I pretty much just like what other people tell me to like, and wish I was drinking a tasty craft brewed beer instead.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    "scrumptious" and "yumminess" are not words I associate with smoking mass produced American cigarettes. "Craving killing" and "nic fit alleviating" and "giving me something to do with my hands" maybe, but even when I was happily smoking the most I've ever smoked, I never thought cigarettes tasted good, much less "scrumptious" or "yummy."

    Certain kinds of tobacco, sure. But not pre-fab cigarettes.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.omlet.co.uk/images/pellets.gif

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    This is the place to learn, Jenny, because you get to have little sips of all these different wines made from the same grapes in the same region, so you can get an idea of what you personally like - and the Gandolf-like New Zealand winemaker himself can tell you about it, or the Bailey Quarters-like head of marketing from the same winery.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Pellet! ha ha

    You have enough of a pellet! I am not that good with tastings b/c my smeller is not very good.

    What I think is helpful and fun is tasting by comparison. That's when you really get to see what a certain wine or other booze is all about.

    Anyway, wine tasting can just be fun. You don't need to have a vitner's pellet in order to taste some interesting wines. Also it helps you hone your pellet.

    I keep forgetting to mention to a manager at work that one of our pinot noirs comes up on the receipt as "Pinot Nouir"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I never thought cigarettes tasted good, much less "scrumptious" or "yummy."

    I think it's a problem with your pellet.

    J/k, but I know what you mean. But in my humble, Camels are the exception to that rule.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Let's have another gander at Bailey, shall we?

    http://tv.infinitecoolness.com/07/wkrp09.jpg

    Ok, I'm done.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    So I just got an invitation to study with some people who are ostensibly in my wills and trusts class and I have no idea who any of the people are.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's a trap!

    Or a set-up for an intervention.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm just going to ignore it. They probably want to steal one of my kidneys. I'll wake up in the library in a tub of ice with a note pinned to my arm that says "CALL 911."

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    OK, investigative types, someone start with some updates on the day w/out an immigrant. Is Chicago still functioning as normal?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    I haven't noticed much of anything. Then again, I live in a pretty insulated world. I expect most of the effect on my life will be in getting home today. Right now I'm trying to decided whether to ride the 2, 6 or x28 back north as usual and brave the masses, or take a bus over to the Green or Red line and ride that up. I hear those stations (Garfield/55th) are quite sketchy, but I'm a big dude, right?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    My housemate says there are mobs and mobs of people in the west loop, and lots more cops and helicopters than last time.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Per my co-clerk who just arrived - there are a lot of people gathering, they are coming in waves. It looks pretty crazy out there.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, where do you work?

    You'll be fine.

    Did anyone notice if any restaurants or anything were closed?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, where do you work?

    1427 E. 60th

    I know I'll probably be fine, I've just heard stories from other easily-scared white people.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Is THAT where Amanda is??

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    There is conflict with three or four skinheads on La Salle Street. Charles Williams, deputy superintendent of patrol, takes a handful of officers into the crowd and kicks them out. The crowd cheers the police, chanting "paz. (peace)."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    She's shaved her head.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Racist skins vs sharps. ;__;

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    sharps?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice

    Those dudes are still around?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    those seem like good odds, 250,000 to 3.

    it's going to take forever for me to get home today. i'd walk from the train station if i weren't more than 50% certain i'd be murdered before 8 blocks.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    What?? Of course! Did they ever go anywhere? Or at least the guys I've known *identify* as sharps, whether they're officially members or not I dunno. It's just that Nazi/racist/NF-wannabees have been in the news more over the years -- nobody fucking remembers the rude boys.

    XP

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's kind of how I feel about leaving on the Green line from down here.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, I just thought it wasn't as big a thing as in the past. Maybe I am old and out of touch.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    green line blows. the only time i was ever attacked on the el was on the green line. i don't know if they were on the platform or the car behind mine and saw what happened but as soon as the kids hit the platform at california some undercover cops jumped them and got two of the fuckers. other two got away.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Maybe I just live in a weird time capsule, Dan, cos everything I know abt the movement is from older people and not necessarily my own experience.

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    12:50 p.m.: Skinheads reappear at Jackson Boulevard and the alley called Holden Court, but retreat when they see police. Williams shouts to his troops, "Officers, stay with them." Police on foot and two on bicycles head down the alley to tail the skinheads, who appear to be the same group seen earlier.

    The crowd now is chanting, "We want to pay taxes!"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.tosaryu.com/top/pro/newpro/newpro_phhb0001.jpg

    I'm going to build this.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I hear those stations (Garfield/55th) are quite sketchy, but I'm a big dude, right?

    They are really not that sketchy, especially in the afternoon, especially since you're a big dude. Red Line is safer than the Green, FYI.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, it was one of my coworkers who told me that. I've never been to them, and only driven by one time. The way he told me was kind of funny though... One of the descriptors was "broken glass everywhere" followed in parentheses by "if it ain't about the money, puff, i just don't care."

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Weird. Yeah, especially since you won't be waiting for the bus and will actually be on the platform, you will be totally fine. You'll go and realize even the amount of precautions I'm giving you are totally unnecessary.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've ridden the Green line to its terminus a couple times and never had any problems or even felt nervous but it was during normal commuting hours and I was with other people. Personally, I'm anxious about riding any train line alone after a certain hour, but I think that women, unfortunately, have a whole different spectrum of other people's behaviors to be wary of (so like, it's not just about being white in a predominantly black or latino neighborhood because I have just as much (arguably more) to fear from a drunk frat boy off Fullerton).

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've never felt unsafe on the train (with the exception of the interval of time that i was being assaulted on the green line) and i've ridden at all hours through all kinds of neighborhoods. but after a certain hour you definitely have to have your antenae up about who/what else is in your car with you.

    that being said it seemed to me that there was always more pain-in-the-assity on the green line (which i rode daily my first 3 or 4 years in chicago) as opposed to the blue line (which i ride now). the panhandling is more aggressive and more rampant, that's the main thing.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    No shit, I a guy came through the car I was riding in the other day dragging a toddler along and asking for change. He swore up and down he didn't drink but he smelled like he had showered in vodka.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Vodka kills the nits.

    Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hm, maybe I should invest in a handle of 5 O'Clock...

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haymarket anniversary Thursday.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5369420

    This is quite a week for labor.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    So this weekend I met this nice dude from Denmark who is sort of a "label mate" of mine -- we both have albums out on Tape Mountain; his band is called Low Fire and you can download an album -- and he is travelling around the US with some Danish friends. They are headed to Chicago in maybe a week. I'm hoping they manage to arrange some sort of show, which I'm hoping some of you might go to, especially if you like poppy songs about depression sung by underage Danish guys. It works!

    In other news, a day without Mexicans is like a day without pretty flowers.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    They are headed to Chicago in maybe a week.

    unless i read the flyer wrong, they were at the bottle on the 29th.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm too busy to read or contribute this afternoon, so I'll just drop this thought:

    If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

    I'll be here all week.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://flickr.com/photos/search/tags:immigration%2Cchicago/tagmode:all/

    Lots of immigration march photos (thanks to Gaper's Block for the link)

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've had some dicey moments on the green line too - at night when it has only two cars, so they're more densely packed than the red.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse, Tell me more Tell me more
    About this washing machine
    Tell me more Tell me more
    Do your dishes seem clean?
    Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    So the accountants are here today. As we've been selling units in one of our buildings, I've been the one putting the sales info into a spreadsheet. Out of @300 sales I inputed, I was only off by $100 total! WOO HOO!

    But yeah, you don't care about that.

    Hi.

    My day has been in no way affected by the protest.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    As for wine, I'm still on the 2BuckChuck level of appreciation.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    My day has been in no way affected by the protest.

    the last one added an hour to my commute. i wound up getting off the bus at grand and walking the rest of the way. the bus never passed me.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    As for wine, I'm still on the 2BuckChuck level of appreciation.

    you're way past me and my taste for boone's farm.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't drink wine coolers any more. That was my first initiation into the next tier of wine connoisseurship.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't like traffic. I do like Mexicans, even Jesse.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    i have not even thought of the phrase "wine coller" since 1991.

    bartles & jaymes in the hooowwwwzzzzzzzze!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    it seemed like all the old polish dudes in my neighborhood were going. at 6:40 this morning there were probably 20 of them heading to the bus stop at division and western.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's been a long time for me too. There was a big gap in my wine and wine-related beverages history.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Come to the New Zealand thing! It's like good music - if the winemakers are doing their job, no tasting experience should be necessary.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    back in the late 80s & early 90s boone's farm delicious apple wine was a staple of friday and saturday nights for me and my friends. my wine appreciation (perhaps predictably) never matured beyond it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's intriguing, but also $25 is a lot when you are broke as a joke (and not a very good joke either). Also, I'm saving money by being ignorant about fancy wines and not developing a taste for them. :-D Ha ha.

    Maybe we can all have our own wine tasting party some day where we each bring our favorite bottle... or something.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yes, Sarah, our own party is the thing to do. Did you have the one you brought back from France already?

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yep. I did. I still have champagne from France unopened. Does that count?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am going to a 3 Floyd's beer tasting this week, I think.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Er, 3 Floyds'? I was never much for reading beer bottle labels.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, for sure, S. It'd be a privilege to share that one, if you want to have it sometime.

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    TELL ME ABOUT THE BEER TASTING.

    I like the idea of our own wine tasting party a lot! Boone's Farm smells like a terrible headache to me.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    ..and a sour belly.

    We should also have olive and cheese platters.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    I still have some wee little pickles left over from Easter.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    :-D
    Get in my belly!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I made Puerto Rican Chicken and Rice Soup for dinner last night and it was DELISH. Of course, the recipe came from the Joy of Cooking (who still call habenero peppers "scotch bonnets") so I don't know how totally authentically PR it was. Still, it's a pretty excellent pot of soup, if you ask me.

    I thought of that because its garnished with sliced olives, and thinking about sliced olives made me think about wee little pickles.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've never heard of the term scotch bonnets.

    I just learned today that Puerto Ricans tend to not like Mexicans.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    TELL ME ABOUT THE BEER TASTING.

    'Twas a quiet Wednesday night until one of my crew of co-consipirators rang me up... "Come on out, we're at the Underbar, so-and-so is in town." I finished watching the hockey match, and having already had a few barley pops, caught the bus up to the bar.

    In the place, the ales flowed and the music played. After several trips back to the bar for ever-increasing numbers of 3 Floyds Gumballhead, I drunkenly commented my appreciation for the fine craft brew to the bartending wench. Said she "then you'll be wanting to come to the tasting party we'll be having next week... so-and-so (a different person whose name is not important) that used to work here is a rep for them now, and they'll be unveiling a new beer for the summer that night." My compadres and I made tentative plans to attend, and continued drinking late into the night.

    Thursday I wished for a quick death.

    Now, a new week is upon us. Unfortunately, the combination of years of alcohol use coupled with the state I was in Thursday morning keeps me from remembering the exact details of the tasting party. But, I will confer with my crew (whose memory is hopefully more sharp than my own) and return with the details of the event forthwith!

    God, writing like that is hard.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm too young for WKRP and Barney Miller, too. I remember them airing in syndication, but I wasn't much interested when I was a kid. (Syndicated shows I watched after school: shit like Diff'rent Strokes, Webster, and Mr. Belvedere.)

    How old is Magnum O'Shea? He seems to remember a lot about pop culture from the 70s. Last time we saw him he made a reference to someone like Lorraine Newman or Carol Kane.

    Courtney's brother is cute. So is Courtney.

    I walked around all of downtown Montreal (including Vieux Montreal) today and boy are my legs sore. I think we're going to try to meet up with slocki for drinks later.

    jaymc at rrrobyn's (rrrobyn), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    including Vieux Montreal

    my favorite part of the city. i can't wait to go back, looks like i'll be going in october.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Magnum O'Shea is 36, maybe? A little older than me, although pop-culturally we are pretty much the same age.

    Dan, I await your update with bated breath.

    Hey, I think that we should go to Trattoria 10 one night this week (Friday, maybe?) and take advantage of the $12 all you can eat DELICIOUS Italian food buffet that runs from 5 - 8 pm. It's for theater goers, but we don't have to tell them that we hate the performing arts.

    Go here and click the Bar Menu link after you skip the stupid intro (which might involve music, who knows, my sound is off): http://www.trattoriaten.com/

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sorry, it runs until 7:30. Whatevs. You know you can put away more than $12 worth of mozarella cheese and shrimp cocktail in 2.5 hours.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    OMG we just got a submission by one Dr. Jeff MANGUM.

    http://www.cv.nrao.edu/~jmangum/astrolinks.shtml

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    So THAT'S what he's been up to these days! Invite him to T. 10!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    OMG yes! We totally should plan on T10 for Friday. I am off work. Can we make SOLID PLANS?

    Wow. There was a double header of marching today. The immigrants at Grant Park and then I walked by the Daley Ctr. where Jan Schokowsky was speaking about how proud she is to be a Jew. She's just a Jew, a lonely Jew, in Chicago.

    Anyway, it was an Israeli thing. Something about genocide Jaruf. Jarfur? JarJar?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Darfur?

    Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh and Sarah?

    The dishwasher works great. It's small though.

    If you can spare the floorspace, the same money buys you a portable apartment sized rolly dishwasher. I would recommend that. And those are easy to find on Craiglist for pretty cheap.

    GET A DISHWASHER! (when you're done being broke as a joke)

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am NOT talking about Darfur on the internets.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    4:17 p.m.: Charles Williams of Chicago Police Department now estimates the crowd at 400,000.

    He says no arrests were reported as of about 3:45 p.m. One person needed emergency medical service and transport by the Chicago Fire Department after fainting. A few kids ended up at the lost child tent.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    The people, united, from their children will be divided!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    2:58 p.m. On the way to Grant Park, the dominant chant was "si se puede" (yes, it can be done)....Brian Smith and Zack Wicks, both 15-year-old students from Francis Parker School, turned "si se puede" into a modified rap.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nearby, a letter on the revolving door of a seafood restaurant, Catch 35 at 35 W. Wacker Drive, said the popular venue for business lunches would be closed due to a national boycott in support of legal immigration.

    "This boycott of work renders Catch 35 without the staff levels necessary to serve you," the message read.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    ihttp://www.bigskinny.net/specs.html

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can't i-link an html page, duder.

    Go Catch 35. I will eat there as soon as I can afford it again.

    As for SOLID PLANS for T10, let me hold off on total solidity until Thursday evening when I see how much work I've gotten done. However, know in the depths of your coal-black, spider-filled heart that I will be doing everything I can to complete enough work to GORGE MYSELF ON COCKTAIL SHRIMP. And Peroni.

    PS Jesse called me pretty much just to orally recount the tale of Kenan falling off his bar stool and it made me want to hang out with Kenan in the hopes of seeing him fall off a bar stool.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh hi! I am the new proud owner of a lovely 30 gig iPod. I knew 30 gigs was a good bit, but I don't think I realized how much it is. I have 72 albums on it at the present moment, plus the ILM 70's poll, plus a few random playlists of random crap, and I have used just under six gigs. I guess... you know, fuck all restraint. I should just put all my favorite albums on this thing. Where's Funhouse?

    PS Jesse called me pretty much just to orally recount the tale of Kenan falling off his bar stool and it made me want to hang out with Kenan in the hopes of seeing him fall off a bar stool.

    I am constant entertainment.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Feature that's charming the hell out of me at the moment -- you can set it to display the artwork for all the albums. Beautiful! I've been very meticulous about including album artwork for all my mp3s, and now it feels like it's paying off, albeit on a 1.5x2-inch screen.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also purchased: another $20 set of headphones, the kind that wrap around the back of your neck. I refuse on principle to use the iPod headphones. I could have had a giant fuck-off set for a few dollars more, and I love those big headphones with the cushions that wrap totally around your ears, but I thought it might look obnoxious wearing those at work.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    And despite the wonderfulness of this product, there's still something vaguely sinister about the Apple store. They sell leather iPod cases for $100. $100.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    I hate iPod headphones. Earbuds. Shitphones. Whatever they are. They hurt my earholes. Also they just fall out of my ears all the time. ALSO if you use them, EVERYBODY on the train can hear what you're listening to (something I suspect is by design). That makes me rageful.

    I agree with the sinister undercurrent at the apple store. Do they still sell SOCKS designed to match your iPod?

    While I'm a fan of Apple computer hardware, I have a Zen Micro mp3 player that I love as if I gave birth to it myself.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Shitphones. Whatever they are.

    otmfm

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    ALSO if you use them, EVERYBODY on the train can hear what you're listening to (something I suspect is by design). That makes me rageful.

    Also madly otm. Because it's not like you can hear what they're listening to in any way where you can identify or enjoy it, it's just tinny beats echoing all over the train from ten different people. Bullshit.

    Do they still sell SOCKS designed to match your iPod?

    Sadly, they do.

    Man Man (kenan), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I refuse on principle to use the iPod headphones.

    Same here. I consider these to be in the same boat as trucker hats were a couple of years ago.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Chicago, my thesis is DONE. And I think it's turned out really well. It's a little late, but who cares?

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Congratulations, Dave! That's a truly wonderful feeling! I will be right there feeling it with you in 15 days. Whoop!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeh, that's awesome, Dave. Good on ya.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    This is an amazing album cover:

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EOTUY4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V57034656_.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Thanks, dudes. I am currently singing "Congratulations to me!" to the tune of "Happy Birthday." Okay, that's not true. I'm listening to Gnarls Barkley, "Transformer." Close enough. Now all I have to do is write 4 papers, do a bunch of science class stuff, get a job, and get an apartment. Bring it on!

    That is a cool album cover.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Four oh seven seven/Four oh seven see-eeven"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jen is busy. You may be interrupting.
    Sent at 1:18 PM on Monday
    Jen is online.
    Jen is offline.
    Jen is online.
    Jen is online.
    Jen is busy. You may be interrupting.
    Jen is offline.

    Press Enter to send your message.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    So Fresh, So Clean! Ah, jeah...!

    How did getting home go, Dan? (read: tell me how right I was, haha!)

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dave, what is your thesis on again?

    So it turned out all the Mexicans (and friends) were at my campus, where the rally was and where the march began, and I spent my lunch hour watching them. A few thousand people! So nice to see so many non-white people all in one place in Portland!

    Also,

    unless i read the flyer wrong, they were at the bottle on the 29th.

    Google google google. That was Low Skies.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    It is a poetic exploration of the struggle of a young black poet (me) to transcend a life of hustling through his art and includes the title piece, "It's Hard Out Here for a Poet."

    Not really. But it is a bunch of poems, and if poems about

    1) shoplifting,
    2) Oklahomans who confuse the vagina with the belly button,
    3) spiritual journeys led by popular MCs,
    4) fathers dissecting cadavers in medical school,
    5) the greater benefits of death by stabbing over those of shooting, or
    6) the obstacle diabetes presents to painful relationship conversations

    pique your interest, then I can send it along. I even have a YSI I posted for some friends. Basically, I show you mine if you show me the poems you told me you'd send me. But you must comment.

    Oh yeah, and all those really are things I have poems about, as opposed to the first one.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh! Which poems did I say I would send you, the ones that got in the paper? I sent those out to people already, and I can totally send them along to you... I knew there was someone else who wanted them.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, I'd love to see as many from that series as you're willing to share. Did I do a good job of selling mine?

    Also, I'm not black, just in case that part of the joke wasn't clear.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, you don't understand. You are black.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey congrats, Dave! Nice! Have you ever seen Jim McManus's diabetes poems? Full of science.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.thesecretcinema.com/jolson.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, you don't understand. Al Jolson had diabetes.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    DUDE YOU'RE KIDDING. THAT IS SO AWESOME! AL JOLSON IS MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Everyone please send me the black and diabetes poems! I am celebrate! OOh, I forgot to drink some water and take some 'profin. Okay.

    I am burning up.

    I gave Gnarls Barkley to my little brother and he fuckin' loves it! This never happens. The last time we agreed on music so much was when he got me to really, really dig Prince, and even then it was still sort of on an individual basis. This is tight!

    Thanks for the congrats everyone!!!!!!!!!

    I used to wonder why he looked familiar. Then I realized it was a mirror.
    The only thing that can bring me back alive, woman, is some good good head.

    Ha ha ha!

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 06:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sarah and I can't do Trat. 10 on Friday, because we are looking at a POTENTIAL WEDDING VENUE and then having a LAST-MINUTE BAND PRACTICE for the show on SATURDAY at the HIDEOUT. Which is too bad because I love GORGING MYSELF ON ITALIAN FOOD.

    n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nick, why were you posting at 5.28 am?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's when he gets up.

    Good morning, my little sparrows.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Chirper chirper. Oh who am I kidding, am I a) hungover or b) sleep-deprived? FEEL FREE TO PICK MORE THAN ONE.

    Italian food? What time, I'm there.

    Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'll guess equal parts a & b.

    i'm only b. i have a squishy spot on my head where i think i can touch my brain. it hurts.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am sick. Actually, truly sick. I feel like I'm on the verge of this often, but I woke up and had to puke last night. Ugh.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Today, I got in the elevator at school with five FIVE people wearing iPod shitphones, all of which were leaking their music out into the crowded, small elevator space and I wanted to murder.

    Earlier, on the Clark St. bus, I sat next to a man who was reading from a musical score (in a book form, like whem you buy the BIG BOOK OF SUPER 70S HITS FOR THE SAXAPHONE) and was HUMMING and TAPPING HIS FOOT to the music only he could hear.

    Today is a day that I dislike music.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Note: I am pretty sure I once owned the Big Book of Super 70s Hits for the Saxaphone.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    i don't have a problem with ipod headphones at all, although i've lost mine. but in contrast to the new ones i bought that go around the back of your head, the sound quality is about the same and the ipod ones were a lot more comfortable, since nothing was pressing down behind my ears.

    jaymc @ rrrobyn's (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    I really like and recommend my Sony noise-canceling big old over-the-top-of-the-head headphones. No hanging on ears, very little leakage, better sound, less deafness.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    I want to hear people wearing headphones singing a song they love.

    I want people to get onstage and sing a song they love while wearing headphones.

    Last week I was at the Virgin store on Michigan, and a this well-dressed middle-aged African-American gent was singing "Hung Up" with kind of a falsetto voice, verses, and all I could hear of it was his singing. It was beautiful and weird.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have Sony in yer ear earphones and I like them a lot. They are comfortable and cancel sound fine enough and are cheap enough that I can lose one pair a year.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last song I sang while wearing my headphones: "What Is Life" by George Harrison. Goddammit I love that song. Will one of you please cover that song so I can play the Irene in the corner and sing backup?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    I realize that I should not say "goddammit" and talk about that song at the same time, that it's probably heresy, but I love it JUST THAT MUCH.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    xxpost Eric, I will sing "Adult Education" by Hall and Oates. Which is what I'm listening to now.

    Or maybe "Erotic City," which is what the song just changed to.

    All of my purple life...

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    So, I'm at a public computer at school, right? In a computer lab. And a lot of people save documents into the my documents folders and just leave them there. I've probably done it, too, although I try not to. So as I'm saving my 65 fucking page Wills and Trusts outline, I notice there is a document in there called "Promotional Modelling Resume." I usually don't look at the random docs in the My Documents folders of public computers at work because they are all law-related and deadly boring. But I looked at this one. I would like to share some highlights with you:

    Objective: I am looking to secure a fun-vibrant position as a promotional model, or bartender...

    Work Experience includes such gems as:
    I was a in action hero is playing the role of the “Suck Up” in a life size doll box... I was also responsible for carrying my box to the van after each location

    Major duties also included line control and answering easy questions.

    My duties included getting my make up done and changing back stage into at the speed of light. Then walking the runway as I only know how with grace, poise, attitude and elegance.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    I really like and recommend my Sony noise-canceling big old over-the-top-of-the-head headphones.

    i have broken more of these in the past 5 years than i care to recount. i use my ipod ear buds and i don't care about leakage. it's at a lower volume than someone talking on the train, if you can hear it at all. my ex was in town a couple of weeks ago and bought me a pair of better fitting (and way more expensive) ear buds but the sound was too bright and they fit too well. without any leakage of sound i couldn't find a happy medium of being able to hear over the rattle of the blue line and being too loud for comfort. they sure were snug though.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Things to stick in your ears:

    1. earplugs
    2. Q-tips

    That's it.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last song I sang while wearing my headphones: "What Is Life" by George Harrison.

    last song i sung was last night in my living room, no headphones necessary as i wailed along to "bo diddley is a gunslinger". i was flipping bo 45s for a while last night.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'd had an arrangement thru freecycle with someone who needed boxes, and not only was she an hour later than we'd agreed last night, she took very little. we have this massive stack of boxes, and she barely made a dent. grrr.

    i hate behind-your-head headphones. and the ipod type.

    i broke my good headphones a long time ago and now i buy some once in a while, but they're never quite right and i always return them.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    How did getting home go, Dan? (read: tell me how right I was, haha!)

    I ended up catching a 2 right in front of work (it was there when I walked out.) It took a little longer than usual, but not much.

    My laptop appears to have died. I am taking it to the @pple Store today to see how much it will cost to fix. I am not looking forward to this.

    Peeps c/should come to my friend's art show on Friday if they want to.

    Golden Girls

    It's like I'm their fucking street team.

    xpost I have a badass pair of Mac headphones that came with my dad's G3 Powerbook. OLD SKOOL

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    i hate behind-your-head headphones. and the ipod type.

    I hate "bud" earphones, as you can probably tell, but the behind-your-head type aren't much different than the over-your-head type. To me.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    See, Kenan doing 'Adult Education' and Evan doing "Bo Diddley is a Gunslinger' - a capella but with the song in their head - this could be fantastic. 'manda, you should send me this 'What Is Life' because I don't know it - a hole in my adult education.

    Oh, and what if you had someone like John C. pressing play on 'Adult Education' at the same moment and assign him the 'oh yeah, oh yeahs'.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    There's this game you can play on the iPod -- name this track. It plays you a snippet of a track on your iPod, and gives you a list of titles to choose from. It's suprisingly hard, especially with any music that has no words, and that you've never thought much about the title of. Is this Dabrye or some old-ass Nightmares on Wax track? I DON'T KNOW.

    xpost I love that Eric is old enough to be intimately familiar with "Adult Education."

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    In junior high I listened to WLOL (LOL = Land o' Lakes) all the time, whenever the song made the top 40. For a background singer there's also "aaaaaadult adult...aaaaaadult adult".

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    I feel like Jenny, Julia, Eric, Otto and I have some sort of special thirty-something connection, while the rest of you are standing behind a car that's speeding away, covered in dirt and trying to spit it all out.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Excuse me?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    que?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    What's weird is how much of the retro culture we grew up in as kids (Happy Days, Grease, theme diners, She Na Na, Wolfman Jack, etc.) was nostalgia material for the thirty-somethings then.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost to Amanda

    haha sorry. You're kind of the supreme authority on the 80's around here, and I don't know how I forgot you.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, well... we're younger! If it's a question of that or the speeding car, I'm walking, thank you.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're covered in dirt, dude!

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    The dirt will be cleansed easily from my fresh young skin!

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    There's this game you can play on the iPod -- name this track. It plays you a snippet of a track on your iPod, and gives you a list of titles to choose from. It's suprisingly hard

    I kind of love this, because every time you get something wrong, there's shame because it's a song THAT YOU HAVE. And then you go, "Maybe I should listen to that more."

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    i can honestly say that the retro aspects of the above mentioned affected me to almost no degree. i've never been to a theme diner, didn't see grease until college, avoided sha na na because even to a pre-pubescent me it obviously blew, and wolfman jack was just another oldies dj who played the same tunes my dad was playing on the stereo anyway. i was completely oblivious to any knowledge that these parts were part of a larger fabric of nostalgia.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've never been to a theme diner

    avoided sha na na

    wolfman jack was just another oldies dj

    Oh, hi. WTF are you talking about?

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    We're not talking about the movie "American Graffiti" dude. Take it to I Love Film.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    'Grease' is retro-retro now, 1950s-nostalgia made in the 1970s - la double nostalgie. The skinny tie is early-60s nostalgia made in the early 80s. This is a fun game. Interpol...

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    What's weird is how much of the retro culture we grew up in as kids (Happy Days, Grease, theme diners, She Na Na, Wolfman Jack, etc.) was nostalgia material for the thirty-somethings then.
    -- Eazy (chicagoflaneu...), Today 10:58 AM.

    that.
    what's unclear? never been to theme diner (unless denny's counts), think sha na na can go shit in their collective hat, and wolfman jack played the same songs my dad would play saturday afternoons on the record player.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    You don't understand. What I'm saying is that you're talking about something totally unrelated to Hall and Oates, Prince, Cyndi Lauper, what have you. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no opinion at all on Sha Na Na.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Good God man, how old ARE you?

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    yeah, i guess it wasn't clear that i was responding to ez's post. sorry?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    10 days older than water.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    I took too sharp a left turn and Otto was in the passenger seat.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    haha

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was comparing our 80s nostalgia as thirty-somethings to the 1950s nostalgia that we grew up around in the late 70s early 80s. I'm saying that we are old rockabilly dudes now.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    The dirt will be cleansed easily from my fresh young skin!

    Haha, awesome. I'm a little disappointed that you didn't take the Red Line last night, though. Now you can't tell any of your coworkers how totally easy it was.

    re: headphones, I recently lost my nice ones after carrying them in my hoodie pockets after a night out so I'm bag to really big over-ear Sonys with slightly muddy sound that make my head/ears sweat after a while.

    I will be singing "Leaf House" by Animal Collective. I can get behind "Erotic City," though.

    Funny that that model had an "Objective" on her resume, because when I worked as a resume reviewer, that was absolutely considered over and a no-no. They're always so lame, too.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's weird. I'm sick and I feel shit and I TOTALLY feel like being mean to someone, but today Dave is not that guy. What gives?

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can be mean to me because I'm about to leave. Today we get bought lunch by the bosses for our AWESOEM JOB PERFORMANCE. For some reason we're going to Pizzeria Due? This also gives me a chance to drop off my poor iBook with the repair people. Why didn't I buy applecare?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    BIZARRO WORLD (XP)

    Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can get behind "Erotic City," though.

    Someday there will be an ILM poll of best stand-alone singles of all time (problematic as that definition is), and this will make the top five, easy.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    You have given in to the awesomeness that radiates from me since finishing my thesis. I just posted a Danielson song to the blog, p.s.

    xp: I'll buy that.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Supreme authority on the 80s, oh you flatter me! Although I was just thinking yesterday how "Steppin' Out" was the second 45 I ever bought (after "Mickey") and I STILL totally love that song. Loved it when I was in 2nd grade, love it now.

    By the way, who wants to start planning another karaoke night? I am so ready.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Joe Jackson? OMG I'm so with that. That is a great goddamn song. I remember emailing a friend of mine in college who was an electronic musician and a huge fan of the pop-perfect stylings of Erasure and Abba, and I said, "Dude. Check out the synth line in 'Steppin Out'."

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    um... He never wrote back. But I was not wrong.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yup, that "Steppin' Out." I still toooooootally love that song, especially the part where he goes "we'll leave the tv and the radio behind" -- I always really liked the tone of his voice.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Now
    The mist across the window hides the lines
    But nothing hides the colour
    Of the lights that shine
    Electricity so fine
    Look and dry your eyes

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Beauuuuuuutiful. I dress in pink and blue just like a child -- even today.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    that is one of many Songs That Make Me Grin.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just walked up 22 flights of stairs. My t-shirt is a little bit sweaty.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sometimes being at work sucks SO MUCH. I honestly think I'd rather be eaten by a lion. The limbs being torn from the sockets, the flesh being ripped from the bones while I'm still alive... call me weird, but something about this idea is more appealing to me than editing Xcel spreadsheets.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Why do you think I walked up 22 flights of stairs? Boredom.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    You... you walked up 22 flights of stairs out of... boredom?

    I don't think I've ever been that bored.

    In other news, my first concert was: Sha Na Na.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    And I've been bored enough to superglue empty cans to my own hands.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or course, I was much younger and idioter and didn't quite understand what superglue was all about.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    I kinda almost wish boredom was my problem today. Instead it's about the complete opposite, I really wish we'd hurry up and hire an admin assistant. I could be about 1000x more productive.

    And a tidbit sure to earn the respect of everyone in this thread, my first concert was NKOTB.

    jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Mine was Amy Grant. Just FYI.

    Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    hahaha

    Jimmy Buffet.

    This might be a very entertaining thread by itself.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    My first concert was supposed to be Michael Jackson but he got in trouble for kiddy fiddling and cancelled the Asian tour. So instead my first concert was DEEP PURPLE, with some newfangled guitar hero filling in for their real guitarist. I had never heard any of their music but American bands never came to India so all my friends and I went. We bought the better tickets but when we got to the sports arena the show was in it turned out the "better" seats were up in the bleachers while the cheap seats were on the field in front of the stage. Even though we had more expensive tickets they wouldn't let us into the cheaper, closer area. Some Indian dudes were trying to jump down from the bleachers and run up to the stage but these policemen would catch them and beat them with sticks. Finally we did the old "buy one ticket, one dude goes in and passes the ticket up to the next gut, etc.," thing and got to rock out to Deep Purple. My friend Amar tried to start a mosh pit because that was the thing to do at the time (1994? 1995?) but a Deep Purple concert in India was not the appropriate place.

    n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, if you're around: What was that book about Antarctica or the Arctic that you linked to a couple of weeks ago?

    n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    my first concert: bon jovi w/cinderella opening. 1986, the centrum in worcester, ma. 14th row, not bad seats. in the midst of a lot of whores, i was totally wide-eyed.

    incidentally i saw deep purple in 1987(86?) with ritchie blackmore. joan jett opened. it was weird.
    had never heard any of their music but American bands never came to India

    they aren't american.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH SNAP

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've mentioned this like 100 times: my first concert: Eurythmics with Howard Jones opening, 1984 I think, with best friend and our moms and spray-painted pink hair.

    I can imagine the whores at the BJ/Cinderella show in 86. WHOA.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    THEY GOTS TO BE AMERRICAN CUZ THEY ROCKED SO HARD

    n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.mistabone.com/fans/janine/jan1hair.jpg

    "Slippery when wet"

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can imagine the whores at the BJ/Cinderella show in 86. WHOA.

    see, this is a perfect example of the change in perspective that advanced age gives you. i can imagine them, you can imagine them, anyone could imagine them but at the time, as i was strolling into the arena, two weeks shy of my 14th birthday I HAD NO IDEA. my god what an eye opener. certainly put a baguette in my pocket.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was 12 and really into REM, nuclear disarmament and world peace at the time, but I remember those girls because they were my friends' older sisters who took a lot of time in the bathroom and wore their eyeliner on the INSIDE of their bottom eyelid. By the way, I found some photos from around that time that I might share -- they're so sad.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Did they look like the women in the Cinderella videos? In the black and white polkadotted dresses?

    OH god eyeliner on the inside... I remember that. I never did it, but my across the street neighbor did.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    i can remember a lot of aqua-netted coifs and lots of mini skirts made out of what was probably some lyrca-cotton poly. i saw a lot of things that night.

    by and large though, yes, they did look like extras from any generic video of the early hairband age. amateurs to be sure but dammit they were trying.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    shake me was vastly superior to nobody's fool, for whatever that's worth now.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was always fascinated by that guy's (singer of Cinderella) extremely floppy lips.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had a Cinderella record and remember being a fan (I was BIG into false metal in junior high - other favorites included Def Leppard (but only Pyromania and before), Dokken, Helix, Accept... I had a subscription to Circus Magazine for shit's sake) but for the life of me I can't remember what they sound like.

    He's really pouty. There's another pic of him on the site where I found those where he's pudged up and kind of looks like the larger of the Wilson sisters.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    tom something or other. shake me was on a mixed tape that used to get played during the bus ride of every pop warner away game we played that year.

    xpost: I had a subscription to Circus Magazine for shit's sake ME TOO!!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    He looks sort of like Ian McCulloch though, now that I think about it.
    http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/4/7/1/4/674174_356x237.jpg

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    GOD his lips are so floppy!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, if you're around: What was that book about Antarctica or the Arctic that you linked to a couple of weeks ago?

    Big Dead Place

    Also, I have found that http:www.bigdeadplace.com is an interesting site dedicated to Antarctic workers and their stories.

    My first concert was Red Hot Chili Peppers.

    xpost what is this, oldster day? :)

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    You just can't imagine how happy this thread is making me right now.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Er, http://www.bigdeadplace.com

    Stupid computers.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Because you love Cinderella so much?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, if you're around: What was that book about Antarctica or the Arctic that you linked to a couple of weeks ago?

    Big Dead Place

    See, I didn't remember the book or what it was about, but that cover is killer. Thanks for reminding me. Any book with a cover that cool cannot be bad.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    And look, I'm the last person to give someone shit for gaining weight so I'm not saying that Ann Wilson isn't just AOK as she is right now, but DAMN Ann and Nancy Wilson were smoking hot back in the day. Also, I fucking love Heart.

    http://myspace-298.vo.llnwd.net/00121/89/24/121374298_m.jpg

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    THE MOST 80'S THING EBER JUST TRUST ME

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kevin, the next time we hang out, let's sit in a corner and get drunk and talk about Circus magazine. Because that shit really made my sixth and seventh grade years.

    Also, I realize that I kind of have the same haircut now as I did back then. Except back then I wanted to look like Joe Elliot, and now I just let the hair cut lady do whatever she wants.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Where's Sarah? I want to talk about dishwashers w/ her.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    my hair was a lot straighter back then, maybe a little wavey but not curly like it is now. i wish to god i still had some back issues. what was the name of that dude who had the column on the back page? it was like a metal gossip column where he'd drop clues as to whom he was talking shit about but never come out and name them. that was my favorite part of the mag.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Talk about hair metal and Pepsi and Robert Palmer with us.

    I really want to listen to Heart now and there is none on my mp3 player. This will be remedied as soon as I get home.

    The part that I remember the most was the song lyrics. I also liked the letters to the editor. I wrote a very impassioned defense of Def Leppard once, because someone called them basically a boy band. Now, granted, Hysteria and beyond SUCKED and I'm not claiming that Pyromania or High and Dry were like true metal or anything, but they are both solid rock albums and no cheesier than anything else that came out in that era. I mean, Dokken? Seriously.

    Anyway, the irony of an 11 year old girl writing to defend Def Leppard from accusations of being teeny bopper music was totally lost on me.

    I wish you had back issues, too. I wish I did. I actually still might, but I have no idea where they would be. Probably dry rotted in some ditant relative's attic somewhere in southern Delaware.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'd ask my dad to check the closet of my old bedroom but it's been a decade and a half since i've lived there and god knows what else would be in there if anything has remained.

    "no, no circus, but i did find some vintage '70s swedish stroke mags and a vast array of bongs..."

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    haha "stroke mags"

    Makes them sound downright sensual.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    I liked the "vast array of bongs." Not just a pipe or an old pack of yellowed rolling papers, but a vast array of bongs.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dude was SERIOUS.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    i had one that i kept in my car because you could use it with one hand. it had a pistol grip and the car was a hole under the in the grip under the index finger. stick out your finger, uncover the hole. no need to use two hand to lift the bowl out of the insert. that was my favorite. i think we left that at a cemetary.

    (uh, that's obviously about the bongs, not the mags.)

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    pistol grip and the car was a hole

    and the carb, that should read and the carb was hole...

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Talk to me, Jesse.

    I heart Heart, especially the f-ed up bass line from Little Queenie.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am not talking about bongs on the internet. Even though I kind of want to.

    I ran over to the Apple store with my laptop when we finished up our "work" lunch (I had 3 beers.) They booted it with an external HD, ran Disk Utility, and everything seems to be working okay. I was really bracing for a $500 day there for a little while...

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    thinking about pot makes me really antsy and nervous.

    I have nothing to say about Heart.

    I enjoyed Robert Palmer in the 80's. I also enjoyed Madonna's True Blue. And Cyndi Lauper. And Def Leppard and that one slow White Lion song. And Scorpions.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    I love the artwork on that album too. Apparently, it's Little Queen, not Queenie.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    i totally have a craving for a liverwurst sandwich but my digestive tract somehow has the ability to convert liverwurst to zyklon b.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link







    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Gross.

    I keep asking Nick to make me dinner earlier and earlier. Lunch will soon be the new dinner.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    xpost Good to know that does not work.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    I keep asking Nick to make me dinner earlier and earlier. Lunch will soon be the new dinner.

    Nick makes you dinner? Like, every day? FOR GOD SAKES WOMAN MARRY HIM NOW.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dear Chicago:

    I am ready for a trip to Ikea. When will this happen? Jenny mentioned wanting to go, but I think this was pre-somefinancialcrisis.

    LET'S GO!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sarah -- Seriously, though, is there a date set? Or is that dependent on venue? Or... really, what's the story? Please have an awesome wedding, ok?

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have Dreamboat Annie and Dog and Butterfly on vinyl.

    My favorite bong I ever had was a blue ceramic one with a handle like a coffee mug and a hole so you would hold the handle and put your thumb on the carb. I liked that design better because you were less likely to get a mouthful of bongwater.

    Once, somebody broke into my friends' house and stole all their paraphenalia. And that's it. I mean, every lighter, rolling paper, pipe, bong, resin coated paperclip, ashtray (and there were a considerable number of these items in the house) and nothing else. Fucking weird.

    xpost - Liverwurst? How about a nice BLT instead?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I will go to Ikea at some point this summer. I just know it will happen.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    Summer? SUMMER? That's like forever away.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dude, it's like three weeks away.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan, I agree it's really sweet, but also he enjoys cooking. Also, we are visiting a venue this evening. Also, there is no date yet, but we're thinking Spring '07 so the fams can make plans. Also, there are a million different fun options for getting married.

    I want to go to Ikea this summer too.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    ta ta

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    (Hey! Stop looking at my ta tas!)

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Don't worry, Sarah, Jenny's are far more distracting.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan, no. Bad.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, there is no date yet, but we're thinking Spring '07

    That's cool. You can coordinate your marriage with the completion of Trump Tower Chicago. I am excited about both.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    High-larious. Jenny by the way your WDYLL photo, I forgot to say, is SHOCKINGLY cute. Dimples and pressed little smile and all.

    Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan, call me. Now.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kenan, no. Bad.

    hahaha I appreciate the concern for my well-being that went into this post.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Aw shucks, Laurel. I was filthy and irritated but luckily, grainy cell phone upshots are by far my best angle so it worked out okay.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also: Thank you.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Weekday, all-points sick day, IKEA, 99-cent Swedish breakfast before 11 or so.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh noes Jesse and I are going to see United 93 in a couple hours. Any asshatted inquiries into "why" should be directed to the hilariously reactionary "come unanticipate" thread.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Suuuuuure you are. One of you guys is bound to fall asleep and miss the other's call, then no one will go, then you will bitch about it to each other all night on ILX.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    I kind of want to see The DaVinci Code. I think it will be a reasonably interesting popcorn movie.

    My only reason for not wanting to see United 93 is that I am afraid that it will be very popular and reignite a wave of jingoistic xenophobia and brown people bashing in our lovely nation.

    LOL @ Dan

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm not going to defend A/B ta-tas on the Internet.

    Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    One of you guys is bound to fall asleep and miss the other's call

    Oh come on, you're just talking about me. Call a spade a spade.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    I didn't want to say it... I'm an equal-opportunity wiseass.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    My only reason for not wanting to see United 93 is that I am afraid that it will be very popular and reignite a wave of jingoistic xenophobia and brown people bashing in our lovely nation.

    I am not expecting this movie to do anything of the kind. The director is nothing if not polite. Which is probably what I'll be bitching about when I leave the theater, but that's to be found out in a few hours. Most likely: I'll come back going "OMG you guys this is the bestest movie ever!" and then I'll shit all over it exactly two days later.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm not worried about the movie itself, I'm worried about USians reaction to the movie. The fact that it might actually be quite good (I liked Bloody Sunday for the most part - I definitely cried a lot) is what scares me the most, so I want it to die a quick and quiet death.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    So what you're saying then is... too soon?

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, I'm saying that I don't trust my fellow countrypeople.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Not trusting the American public to be able to handle something is pretty condescending and not a little elitist. I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm saying that I fear that your preemptive assessment of these "USians" and their supposed reactions is a little insulting, maybe. Which is not the best tack, from a debate point of view.

    Man Man (kenan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well, one, I'm not in a debate. So I don't really care about what my best tack would be. I'm saying why I don't want to see the movie - I want it to go away because I think I share a nation (hell, a world) with largely irrational humans.

    And two, there were a number of posts about the immigration rally on the Chicago Tribune yesterday, most of which were filled with hate and contempt for "illegals." These posts were at best uninformed ("illegals taking advantage of social programs" without the realization that if paid legally, undocumented workers pay taxes for services that they are not allowed to access) and at worst, hostile to the point of violence. This is in CHICAGO, notoriously liberal city, and not in say, Texas or North Carolina. While those are two totally different issues, the underlying sentiment is the same - brown bad, regardless of rational thought, facts, actual probabilities... So I think my lack of faith in the majority of US citizens to NOT engage in knee-jerk racism as a result of seeing a movie about some bad dudes who crashed a plane into a field while attempting to fly it into a building is very well-founded.

    I'll cop to being condescending and elitist.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Fuck Amerika and its Flight 93. That shit makes me embarassed to say I'm from here. It may as well be The LaSalle Bank Flight 93 brought to you by Verizon with love from Jackoff Abramoff and His Corporate Revue.

    FUCK THAT SHIT

    I'm serious.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    All joking aside: I know it's fashionable in "librul" circles these days to talk about American fascism, but I see this film as yet another indication of same.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, Kenan, I'm not saying that YOU shouldn't see it. I'm just expressing why I want to. I think you should see it, and then tell me about it.

    Oh, like one critic said that it was "too neutral" because it left open the possibility that the passengers didn't heroically wrest control of the plane from the hijackers and crash it into the ground to save other lives and buildings. So because we weren't painting passengers as PATRIOTIC AMERICAN HEROS (since we don't know what happened) it's too neutral? Sheesh.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Expressing why I DON'T want to, obv. Sorry!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Well. Flight 93 was upsetting. I don't ever want to see that again, not even clips. From start to finish my heart was racing and I felt sick to my stomach--actually even before it started.

    The movie itself was well done. It somehow managed to be neutral without making its own neutrality a prominent feature.

    The terrorists were not terribly brown, they never engaged in "America, the Great Satan" speeches, and while they slashed and stabbed some passengers, they were not portrayed as needlessly very cruel in their killing.

    The passengers were shown in their everyday oblvious airline behavior; the audience's sympathy obviously lay with them, but without much saccharine manipulation (I feared there woudl bew a scene with Mom kissing Dad and the Kids (and a puppy) goodbye at their suburban home and promising she would be back to cook dinner, and the toe-headed daughter saying "I wuv you mommie!" With Vaseline and gauze filters).

    I'm going to go check out some reviews. I don't want to read the "Unanticipate" thread.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, like one critic said that it was "too neutral" because it left open the possibility that the passengers didn't heroically wrest control of the plane from the hijackers and crash it into the ground to save other lives and buildings

    I don't get it. Was the other option that they were simply trying to save their own lives?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I saw it.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    This quote from the New York Press' review kind of sums up what I'm feeling:

    In the run-up to the movie’s national release, two questions continually pop up in reviews, features and op-ed pieces: “Is it too soon for a movie like this?” and “Do we need to see this?” The answers are, respectively, no and hell no.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    New York Press OTM.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't get it. Was the other option that they were simply trying to save their own lives?

    I think the other option was that the plane just crashed or that the hijackers themselves did it to abort the mission. I heard the reviewer talking about the review on TV but didn't actually read it. Thus possibilities for misinterpretation abound.

    Jesse's and Kenan's comments are tipping me more towards wanting to see it for movie reasons than not wanting to see it for "political" reasons. I'm glad that it wasn't overwrought and over done*, but I really didn't think it would be once I found out who was directing and read the initial reviews.

    So but Kenan, you said on the other thread that there was an underlying feeling of "But where's the government?" Which is an excellent question. But that's what I'm afraid of - people who think the patriot act is a good thing (and before you get angry at me for saying it, Bush got reelected based on fear of terror attacks so I am talking about a large part of the population here) will see this movie and agigate loundly and anew for the further erosion of our civil rights to protect national security. Sure, you didn't leave the theater thinking that way, but you didn't vote for GWB, either. That's a pretty good summation of why I wish nobody had made this movie - I don't want our current administration to have any propaganda pieces in their arsenal. Even if it is an excellent, well-made film that wasn't intended to be a propaganda piece. I fear it will be turned into just that. Does that make more sense than my anti-average American tirade above? Because I want it to, seriously.

    *I'm not glad that I'm still up studying! Gross.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    But now I'm thinking I DON'T want to see it, movie-wise, because I'm anxious enough on planes as it is (I mean, I sit down and look around and think, "These might be the people you die with" and if I'm really bored, proceed to try to pick out who would freak out and who would emerge as a born leader and who would be a total pain in the ass and need to be knocked out and who would suffer some sort of life-threatening system failure and who would go in the bathroom and make out) and I don't need a tense, blow by blow of a deadly crash waited to happen, terrorism aside.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    No kidding. I think I'll be fine, but every time the plane would lose serious altitude I could feel it and really was glad that I wouldn't be flying anytime in the very near future.
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    I am pretty sure that a lot of people will see this movie as an inspiration for brown-people hating, justification for the Patriot Act, etc.

    In fact, I'm sure that there are people who won't even need to actually see this movie in order for it function as fuel for jingoism.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think you're right. I HATE ERYBUDDY.

    Also, I'm going to bed.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm really not interested in judging this movie on the basis of its being a 'snuff film' or its exploiting voyeuristic tendencies. I thought about it, and I am aware of voyeuristic and morbid tendencies in myself, and I am aware of the fact that the news and this movie make this The 9/11 Show (as one review mentioned), but that is something I just take for granted.

    I said all that to say that I as for my own consideration, I can set aside the concerns I mentioned above quite comfortably.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Does that make more sense than my anti-average American tirade above?

    Your tirade above made plenty sense; no one is saying that you don't make sense. I think this movie makes clear something more fundamental than politics, though, and let's not misunderestimate the audience before we've even seen the movie.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think you're right. I HATE ERYBUDDY.

    Yeh, me too.

    Also, I'm going to bed.

    Me three.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    "misunderestimate" eh?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's a joke, see.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/14506.JPG

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    the toe-headed daughter

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't want to see United 93 because I'm starting to come around on the idea of flying planes into buildings. I don't want to encourage this behavior in myself.

    I'm up at Nick o'clock.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    let's not misunderestimate the audience before we've even seen the movie.

    Let's not condescend to me, either, shall we?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey guys, I'm back. I'd like a summary of the last five days on my desk by 9:00, thx.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Let's not condescend to me, either, shall we?

    You're right. It's probably a good idea not to.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    I mean, I sit down and look around and think, "These might be the people you die with"

    ha! i do that too. but usually it's more looking at the assembled mass and thinking "there's no way these are the people i'm dying with". except one time on a flight from miami to boston all the people were so fabulous looking that i thought, "holy crap these COULD be the people i die with."

    my ex roommate used to get nervous if there were no babies on the plane, she thought there was no way a plane full of babies would crash. she once freaked the fuck out on a flight from o'hare to phoenix, to the point where the girl sitting next to her gave me her aisle seat while she took my middle seat in the next row. i felt really bad for the dude in the window seat. xanax is now her flying companion.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    except one time on a flight from miami to boston all the people were so fabulous looking that i thought, "holy crap these COULD be the people i die with."

    hahaha I like how you have standards.

    my ex roommate used to get nervous if there were no babies on the plane, she thought there was no way a plane full of babies would crash.

    Let's not ever tell your ex roommate how easily babies die.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Holy shit that movie. It hasn't really worn off. I literally watched the first hour of it with my mouth agape and my hand over it (a little fey, but whatever), and watched the second hour of it with my teeth clenched.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    Let's not ever tell your ex roommate how easily babies die.


    rationality was never her strong suit.

    incidentally, that flight from miami was probably the best flight i've ever been on. it was on a 757 and there were maybe 25 people on board. everyone had their own row. i put up middle two arm rests up and had three seats in which to stretch my gangly legs. it was great.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh dear. I only ever fly to/from MI so I'm fairly sure I've NEVER been on a plane full of people I didn't want to vaporize with my laser gaze of doom.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Officials also narrowed the transportation technology options to three and will study whether to use bus rapid transit, heavy rail or light rail to speed up travel times and make it easier for passengers to transfer among lines.

    oh come on. rapid bus transit? i know it's probably 100 times cheaper than constructing a new rail line but it's 1000 times less effective. because guess what, after 5 pm there no rapid anything on western avenue. build a light rail line and be done with it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't figure out what the three proposed routes are from that article. I'm kind of direction-dumb, no doubt, but I wish they'd used some different colors and a more clearly labeled map.

    Yeah, rapid transit bus does not compute. Even an express bus can't go fast if all the traffic is stopped.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    i didn't see the graphic but i think the basic set up would be starting on the southside, on the orange line, the ashland route would start the circle line at the ashland orange line station. it would head due north on ashland which would hook it up with the pink line (the current douglas branch of the blue line), the green line, the blue line at division, and then turn to hook up with the red line at north and clybourn.

    the ashland/ogden would be the same except i think they intersect just south of the green line so i'm really not sure how that would get tied in. it would hit the blue line at chicago instead of division.

    the western route would be from the orange line western stop (which is down around 48th st i think) hit the pink, blue, (not the green because there is no western stop on the green line, though there is a california stop a half mile to the west), blue again in bucktown, then turn east after the o'hare blue line stop.

    at least that's how i'd imagine it running.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh, and i imagine the reason for turning east between north and fullerton is to hook up with the brown, purple, and red lines at fullerton. that would kind of make sense.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dudes, I have suddenly been required to take a Rembrandt psych evaluation at work. I'm doing it now. SAMPLE QUESTION:

    LOCK:KEY

    KNOT:

    1)Cutting

    2)Loosening

    3) Untying

    4) Tightening

    And this after reading a book of paranoid Philip K. Dick short stories on the flight home.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think you should write in: SHOOTING WITH A MACHING GUN. That will give them something to think about.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jordan, I like those stories!! Does it have the one with the bugs vs birds/spiders/humans?

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    (paraphrase) John and Mary get back from their trip. They enter their high-rise apartment and unpack the items they brought back. An illustrated book for themselves, an expensive business suit for their daughter, and the Scotch whiskey that John's boss asked for. They read:

    1) More books than most people

    2) About the same amount of books as most people

    3) Less books than most people

    4) Can't tell

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, Laurel, which one is that? Unless you mean the one about the post-WWIII world where the U.S.-made robot killing machines start replicating themselves and imitating humans.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    4.

    wtf

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Has anyone checked the Recipes and Songs page lately? I put up a Stone Fox song this morning, which some of you already have. It says "garage band" and by that I meant the program Garage Band, not actual garage band music.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    I said 3. They probably read mainly newspapers and periodicals, the snobby fuckers.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    And by Stone Fox I mean me.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm a busy man and I have to go to work. But I say: the circle line must go to Western or I will be unsatisfied. Also, I often think about how I'm stuck with a certain group of people,come what may, even when it's just on the Michigan Ave/Outer Drive Express bus for a 10 minute drive.

    I'm groggy as fuck.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haha, exactly the same setup, and then:

    1) John and Mary probably forbid the drinking of alcohol

    2) John and Mary probably encourage the drinking of alcohol

    3) Can't Tell

    (there was some other choice but I can't remember now)

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    I want a copy of that psych test. And the answer key.

    Also, you can get to Ikea by going on the Blue Line to Rosemont, then Pace to Woodfield Mall. I think I'm going to do that someday very soon.

    Anyone wanna go with me????????????????????????????????????

    ????????????????????????????//
    ???


    ?

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    That is a bizarre question... Are they trying to see if you equate wealth with reading a lot? Or just if you are objective in your judgments of people?

    I hate those kinds of tests. I spend all my time trying to figure out what they are trying to figure out and then pick the answer that I think best matches what they want to hear.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    I would guess they read more than most people because they have a lot of money and are thus probably well educated. Also, they are alcoholics due to the pressures of being so smart & stuff.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jordan, I can't find a list of his short stories w/ synopses right now, and I don't remember title, but I also don't want to give it all away. So I will just say that it's about a guy who starts feeling "watched" and creepy and notices, like, roaches in the corner of his house and a big centipede on his garden walk and etc and the bugginess starts to get kind of menacing....AND THEN.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, you can get to Ikea by going on the Blue Line to Rosemont, then Pace to Woodfield Mall. I think I'm going to do that someday very soon.

    jesse, i've made that trip and it is a HUGE PAIN IN THE BALLS. rent a car, trust me.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's obvious from those questions that John and Mary enjoy best-selling fiction and self-help books, foreign cinema, the color green, FOX News, designer shoes, summer thunderstorms, and secretly, cold Spaghetti-os straight out of the can.

    Their daughter lives in an anarchist collective in Eugene, Oregon and intends to pawn the suit for kind buds and staple grains.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    If I didn't know better, I would answer that they read less books than other people because they got a picture book.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey guys, I'm back. I'd like a summary of the last five days on my desk by 9:00, thx.

    Haha me too, except I was popping in periodically on Robyn's computer while in Le Canada. But even reading a whole day's worth of posts at once is taxing.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, I forgot to tell you -- Kenan: guess what song I heard the last time I went to my local sushi restaurant.

    Hint: oh-weh oh-weh

    Welcome back to Jaymc, Jordan and Otto's balls!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Btw, I'm glad you guys decided to save the death-by-airplane talk until after I got back.

    I really want to see United 93 -- I've only skimmed what Kenan and Jesse have said, but based on other reviews I've read, I wouldn't be worried about it stirring up any jingoism (unlike, perhaps, the forthcoming Oliver Stone movie about 9/11).

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    the forthcoming Oliver Stone movie about 9/11

    Oh gross.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    2x

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    I didn't know that the Circle Line route was still up for debate. I seem to remember that when it was first proposed, it was to go only as far north as Division, and then be bounded on the west by Damen (so that it go past the United Center).

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oliver Stone's World Trade Center

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH WOW, NICHOLAS CAGE IS IN IT? YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

    I really really really can't stand that guy.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    it was to go only as far north as Division, and then be bounded on the west by Damen (so that it go past the United Center).

    that's the pink line, formerly the douglas branch of the blue line. instead of hooking up with the blue line just east of the medical center stop it will continue on the paulina connector and hook up with the green line at ashland. that starts in june. that was being looked at as phase I of the circle line, a larger project that will link all cta lines and many metra lines.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    HA the IMDB page has a discussion entitled "So are they going to include the bombs that were planted in the building" that I cannot read without registering, but that's probably for the best because whoa.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    that was being looked at as phase I of the circle line, a larger project that will link all cta lines and many metra lines.

    But now they've changed their mind, and are planning on extending the circle further west? Here's the original proposed map.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    Did my song work?

    I don't want to see any fictionalized accounts of 9/11 or Jesus being crucified.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    OR really big boats sinking.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    jaymc, that was only one proposal, it was never accepted as "the" proposal. there were other proposals that had it extended as far out as cicero!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I spend all my time trying to figure out what they are trying to figure out and then pick the answer that I think best matches what they want to hear.

    Then you're doing exactly what they expect you to be doing. The test is really a test of your ability to do exactly what you describe.

    Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
    Leon: What one?
    Holden: What?
    Leon: What desert?
    Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
    Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
    Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
    Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
    Holden: You know what a turtle is?
    Leon: Of course!
    Holden: Same thing.
    Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
    Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
    Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
    Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
    Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
    Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
    [Leon has become visibly shaken]
    Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH WOW, NICHOLAS CAGE IS IN IT? YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

    Yeah, when was the last time Nick Cage = quality? Does anyone remember? I seem to have some kind of vague memory of liking him once, somewhere around "Honeymoon in Vegas."

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    he didn't completely ruin fast times at ridgemont high. but then i don't think he had any lines in that either.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Raising Arizona is good

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    x2.

    People liked Face/Off although I didn't see it.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    "People"

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    i forgot about raising arizona. i loved that. i saw that at the theatre in 7th or 8th grade. owned it on vhs for many years too.

    "quit crappin' me negative" was in heavy rotation when i had a rommate.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, seriously, he's been really great before. One word: Moonstruck.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    1) The power went out in our part of town, so I just got to chill at the coffee shop for an hour

    2) I got the results of my psych profile, and apparently I'm anti-social, low-energy, an open-minded listener who doesn't like to persuade others, and a service-oriented worker. Whatevs.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    My laptop is dead again. :( I think at lunch time I'm going to try pulling out the expansion RAM stick and see if that makes any difference. Otherwise, it's back to the Apple store for me this afternoon...

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    That personality test didn't say anything about your love for and devotion to high quality sandwiches and pizza? Clearly INACCURATE.

    I dislike the robot that someone replaced the REAL N. Cage with sometime around the time of Face/Off -- is he a scientologist? He seems like one.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    PS -- Where's Kelsey?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    He's good in Adaptation, too! 2002!

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Good point. Well, someone has a N. Cage-shaped robot who he keeps casting in bad movies.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    REALLY BAD MOVIES.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think Raising Arizona makes up for every single bad movie he's ever been in.

    Does anyone feel like talking to me today?
    I think I'm just tired and grumpy about money, ie: the lack thereof.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    During the power outage, I stopped by the deli to see if they needed help getting rid of any meat.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh hey, how far away from Chicago is St. Charles? I'm thinking of coming down on the weekend of May 20th to go to the big vintage drum show.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    big vintage drum show

    Wha wha whaaaa?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, no one has to share my dislike of N. Cage -- it might be without foundation, but that doesn't make it any less ardent. I also dislike that he was cast as Sgt. Howie in the nu-Wicker Man. That's bull.

    What would you like to talk about, Sarah? I'm up for anything so long as we're not talking about money.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Reading various blog posts makes me wish I'd been in Seattle this past weekend. :(

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dan, there's a big thing every year where people put old drums on consignment, drum stores exhibit, etc.. A friend got a great Rogers kit down there and I've been meaning to go for years.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    st. charles is about 40 miles west of the city. it's way the fuck out there.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Where is it? I'd like to go!

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh wait... St. Charles?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's at the Kane County Fairgrounds, apparently (http://www.rebeats.com/drumshows_2006.html).

    Mapquest says I would take I-90 to CR-34 to CR-5 to IL-31 to IL-64. Ooookay.

    I really think I'm going to go, and it would be nice to hang out in Chicago afterwards.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    plus it's about midway between both rte. 88 and rte. 90 so you have to take north avenue for about 25 miles. good luck on a saturday.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, I'll definitely keep it in mind. I need a set of cases baaad, and maybe I could even find one for my stupid snare drum.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hah, the part about monitoring decibel levels is funny:

    "We realize that percussion instruments must sometimes be played loudly in order to properly demonstrate them, but we must insist that there be no extended solos, jamming, or other inappropriate behavior that ruins the event for others."

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    JAM FREE DRUM ZONE

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, never mind. I don't know. I need some lunch.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just found this quote from my Wills and Trusts prof in my class notes:

    “Lawyers are the people who go to weddings and think about the divorce.”

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    so there you go nick and sarah!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    ha ha

    When I worked for a Realtor, he said something similar. He said he loves it when his friends get married, because he can help them buy their first home together and sell the homes they had on their own. He loves it when they have children, because he can sell that home and help them buy a larger one. And then, though divorce is horrible, he can then sell that home and help them each buy their own new homes.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE A 9/11 MOVIE ARGH GODDAMMIT?

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    i will never forget how eerie it was to cross michigan ave. at 4:30 pm and not have to look both ways for traffic that day. and actually i was crossing michigan at erie! spooky!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's it. I'm going to Lollapalooza if it means I have to sell my organs (whoever gets the panc would be in for a disappointment). Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls!!! Hopefully I can procure a press pass, though. Let me know, jay, if you have any contacts.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE A 9/11 MOVIE ARGH GODDAMMIT?

    I don't really understand why WOULDN'T you -- it's pretty compelling fodder for a motion picture.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    never forget

    TAHT'S TEH SPIRIT OTTO

    http://www.ssce.net/911%20Never%20Forget.JPG

    'MERICA

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's the Atari 2600 9/11 game?

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    It looks like the USA costs $911.01.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    special wal-mart markdown.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I thought the exact same thing, Jenny.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know there's this band I used to like, but for some reason I don't anymore. What's the name of it...

    Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls!!!

    Yeah, that's it.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    If we pool our resources, we could totally buy it!

    Let’s put our heads together and start a new country up...

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    The Gnarls Barkley album is kinda disappointing, actually.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    With a name like that, I held out little hope to begin with.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    I wonder if people called him "Charles Barkley" a lot growing up?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Let’s put our heads together and start a new country up...
    HAHA! They mispronounce "Cuyahoga" in that song. Pretty badly, in fact.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, weren't you guys all peeing yourselves over Gnarls Barkley like last week?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    I haven't even heard it yet and it's already passe. Oh well.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    "you guys"

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    LOL @ "peeing yourselves..."

    Welcome to Indieville!

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    How is Cuyahoga pronounced 4 realz?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Welcome to Indieville!

    Kiss my emo butt!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    weren't you guys all peeing yourselves over Gnarls Barkley like last week?

    than we found out how much dave likes it.

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    i picked up this record by a band called the chancellors last week and the a side totally has me blown away. i forget the name of the label but it's from upstate new york from 1966 and the guitar solo in the middle of it is just astounding. so if you ever see a single called "on tour" pick it up, it's 120 seconds of mid-60s punk goodness.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    How is Cuyahoga pronounced 4 realz?

    First syllable like NPR reporter Ryssdal, second syllable a schwa, third syllable like "hoagie" but ending with a schwa rather than a long E.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    It depends on where you're from, but we said one of the following:

    (I would use IPA if I could, but...)

    If you're from Cuyahoga Falls: "cawguh" or "the falls"
    If you're talkinga about Cuyahoga Street and you're from Akron: "k'HAWguh"
    If you're talking about the county and you're not from Akron or Cuyahoga Falls: "ky-a-HO-guh"

    Definitely not COY-uh-HO-guh. No one I ever knew said it that way.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    If you're talking about the county and you're not from Akron or Cuyahoga Falls: "ky-a-HO-guh"

    So like I said.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    But what if I were talking about the river?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    First syllable like NPR reporter Ryssdal

    ...

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or jazz trombonist Winding?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can't imagine that anyone would think you'd recognize a belt sander, but then assume the pronunciation of "Ryssdal" is common knowledge? You're a compex man, John.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Winding...

    ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, what's a belt sander?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh noes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM

    Man Man (kenan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    You could say Ky-uh-HO-guh for the river too.

    For the record, it's a DIPHTHONG /ay/ so get off my jock, boy.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haha I just said "jock"

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    what's a belt sander?

    about a hundred and eighty bucks.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    *rim shot*

    OK thanks, John, the photos totally explain how to pronounce their names.

    (Amanda's explanation was thorough and useful so I am just busting John's chops now.)

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh noes

    aawwww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    why would a milkmaid be wearing a jock anyway? wait, i don't wanna know.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    You've never met me.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or my foundation garments.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    You don't need to know how to pronounce their last names! All I was saying is that the first syllable of "Cuyahoga" is pronounced the same as the first name "Kai." You know, like as in, "From the Frank Stanton Studio in Los Angeles, I'm Kai Ryssdal, and this is Marketplace."

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    when you say "foundation garments" i keep getting a mental image of the hipwaders they wear when pouring cement.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Easier clue: FIRST SYLLABLE LIKE "COBRA _____ "

    gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cobra Man?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Verde?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    That reminds me, I need to post this Cobra Man single in teh blog because it is roffltastic.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!!! YEAHHHAGGGHHLLLHHHH!!!!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Commando?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kai... which could be "Kay" or "Kie" as in "pie," which is a word that everybody, even those of us who don't know the name of the host of Marketplace, knows how to pronounce.

    You write SAT questions, don't you?

    (Cobra Verde was actually the first thing I thought of, too.)

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cobra... PIE?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kublai Khan?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Bowie Kuhn?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Commander Keen?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Carol Kane?

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cobra Man = POSTED

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cumbria Verde

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    ...you guys really haven't seen karate kid?????

    gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    References be fallin' flat today.

    Hey, are you in Montana?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    My dad pronounces Mr. Miyagi's name with a soft G.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    SWEEP THE LEG, JOHNNY

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    They were fun live.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    BTW, I suppose I should have mentioned this: CoBrA MaN is funny nerd-esque hip hop, like a lo-fi Handsome Boy Modeling School or maybe a white Dr. Octagon? Most important, that track has a sing-along chorus.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    I am in Minnesota.

    gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Maybe you can tell us where Kelsey is?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't believe I missed the chance to make GI Joe ref.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    I know, me too.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.darkanddeadly.as.ro/Diamanda/Albums/You_must.jpg

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    YOUR BROPOINTS HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED ACCORDINGLY

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    ;__;

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, the Fake Fixxiones are mentioned in a photo caption in the RED EYE today. Make room for the communters Sat night!

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Dan, I'm not actually authorized to do that, not being even 1/8 bro, myself. Don't cry.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    Speaking of bros, who wants to get a beer after work? I need some quality Chicago time.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't believe that *I* was the one to make the GI Joe reference. SRSLY.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    Speaking of bros, who wants to get a beer after work? I need some quality Chicago time.

    Eh? You're not here, are you?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    If only...[sigh]

    I have a fashion question and I need a trustworthy opinion.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm definitely going out for a beer after work if anyone wants to come to the ukrainian village.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have a fashion question and I need a trustworthy opinion

    it's about hipwaders isn't it. sock it to me!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    We need to teleconference some beers with Laurel. Amanda, wear your outfit.

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's about leather clothing. See, I have this skirt. It's suede, turquoise, short and buttons up the front. A-line (swingy, not tight) but short, about mid-thigh.

    1) is it gauche to wear leather skirts? is it gross?
    2) turquoise suede - gross?
    3) the cut of the skirt is nice and it hangs well, but I am sort of afraid of wearing it out on account of some nasty looks I got the last time I wore it

    Is it acceptable to wear a short, turquoise suede skirt that buttons up the front?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I mean -- leather clothing: is it gross?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    I see nothing wrong with it. But then again, I am just one man. And one fashion unconscious man, at that.

    The world needs more short skirts, as far as I can tell.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Better than leather pants.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    wear it to the ukrainian village after work and i'll let you know. please get there before beer #3 or else judgement may be clouded.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    You don't need to know how to pronounce their last names! All I was saying is that the first syllable of "Cuyahoga" is pronounced the same as the first name "Kai." You know, like as in, "From the Frank Stanton Studio in Los Angeles, I'm Kai Ryssdal, and this is Marketplace."

    Can you like go back to Montreal or something?

    "Cuyahoga's first syllable sounds just like the first name of this semi-obscure reporter's first name, and this even more obscure musician's first name--and I won't even mention what that name actually is."

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    LOL.

    ...

    Eazy, I think K. and I are going to see Waiting for Godot on Friday featuring your man B3au O'R3illy.

    Do you have any idea what this description means?:

    The play is being treated as a musical score and a "new play" to achieve what the playwright intended.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't think leather clothing is gross per se, but I guess it'd have more of a chance at being gross than, say, cotton.

    Turquoise? Hmmm. I'm curious. I'd like to see pics.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    i do not know what that means but i think i'm going to the music box this weekend for some 70s porn in 3-D!! yowza!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have not heard from the ladies on my skirt. Are you all appalled that I would own/wear a turquoise suede miniskirt? Sometimes I'm a little appalled myself, but I would like to know if I should expect derision from my peers if I wear this thing out in public again.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    Not sure what the description means - I didn't know the show was going on until running into B. O'R and his son Colm on the street on Sunday - but I'd like to see what they do with the play.

    Shine, shine, shiny skirt of leather.

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can't believe that *I* was the one to make the GI Joe reference. SRSLY.

    Psst you got it wrong, tho. It's CommandER, isn't it?

    Skirt: leather is fine but it all depends on the styling and/or wardrobe accompaniments and I am intrigued by A-line with front closures! Also when in doubt whether skirt is too short, wear w/ opaque tights (cf my mini at the DC Snipers show w/ solid black tights under). True dat tights are less useful in summer but then leather isn't really a hot-weather material anyway. XP the one in picture is adowarble!


    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    my mini at the DC Snipers show

    dc snipers!!! did you see them with live fast die by anychance?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Psst you got it wrong, tho. It's CommandER, isn't it?

    I wouldn't know! I just pick up random conversational bits and pieces from other American males of my generation.

    but i think i'm going to the music box this weekend for some 70s porn in 3-D!! yowza!

    Kelsey and I saw Hard Candy (3-D porn from 1975, not the new cybersex/castration flick) at the Music Box about five or six years ago. Not very erotic (well duh, it was sorta John Waters-style silliness) but also not very well made (I had to take the 3-D glasses off after a while because it was giving me a headache).

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    oh, and ebay is blocked at work so i have no idea what it looks like. if you like it what does it matter?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ok, so I shouldn't expect to be shunned then, that's good. I wore crotcheted tights with mid-calf boots the last time I wore it, which was the first time I wore it. Thank you for the fashion advice.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    ERIC

    THE LIST OF WINES YOU SENT ME WILL NOT LOAD.

    ALSO-- WHO WILL GO SEE radiohead WITH ME AT THE AUDITORIUM THEATHER (THEATER!) IN JUNE? TIX GO ON SALE THIS SATURDAY AT 10 AND I AM BUYING 2 (there is a limit of 2 per customer). SO WHO'S GOING W/ ME?

    ALSO-- Will someone provide me with a link to Steven (Stephen?) Colbert's Press Assoc. roast of GW?

    KTHXBYE

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    The Colbert roast is all over YouTube, dude.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    Otto, no I saw them w/ MOTO!!!

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    I WILL JESSE

    WHAT DATE IS CONCERT

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    gonna get drunk tonight
    all by myself
    gonna get drunk tonight
    with nobody else

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Amanda: crochet tights w/ 70s-style leather skirt?!? AWESOME, GRILL*

    *"bro" for the distaff

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last night? On the Red Train? A rummy-bum looking bag gentleman was pacing around on the train for a while until he squatted down at sat on the floor so that his head was on the same level as the legs of a girl in a skirt. Despite their being seats available, he just sat there, staring at her legs. She got uncomfortable and got up to stand at the other end of the train.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Amanda, That skirt is cute. Also, your description of it sounded totally like something Jessica would wear in one of the Sweet Valley books (except it would be purple).

    I would come drink in the Uke, but instead I am going out to drink with coworkers.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    I would come drink in the Uke, but instead I am going out to drink with coworkers.

    bring coworkers to the village.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    specifically female ones.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    with drinking problems.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    I still haven't found a good bar close to my new place yet (Milwaukee/Kedzie.) Suggestions?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    and poor eyesight and impaired decision making processes.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    small bar in logan square.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Btw, if anyone needs a recording studio/mixing job/arranger/bass player, one of my best friends just moved to the village in question.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    with drinking problems.

    We like to think of it as a "hobby."

    and poor eyesight and impaired decision making processes

    See above.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    So I'm gonna ask again, does anyone wanna karaoke soon?

    PLEEEEEEEASE?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    i think of it as a non-paying job. certainly putting in enough hours lately.

    i got yelled at by a guy with no thumbs last night.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    (Yes, K. Let's plan it. Oh, and I want to find a snippet of that Harrison song on Amazon or somewhere to jog my memory.)

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    We are going here for drinks. These ladies aren't hip enough to hang in the Uke.

    We could kareoke for Nick's bday? (it's May 15th, a Monday, when we have a show, but maybe we could do it the preceeding weekend, like Friday the 12th or Sat the 13th?)

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    I still haven't found a good bar close to my new place yet (Milwaukee/Kedzie.) Suggestions?

    The Whirlaway, 3224 W. Fullerton.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    I kind of look forward to the long pain in the balls public transport trip to Ikea. From my home it would be Foster CTA bus to Irving Park Blue Line. Blue Line to Rosemont and then Pace to Ikea. I think it would be a nice way to see tings in a different way.

    xpost--karaoke = yes. also = advance warning.

    also MAY 12 IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! AND I WANNA GO TO RED LOBSTER!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    small bar in logan square

    Hell yes, that's close! You're the man, I owe you a beer.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    I say that we karaoke Friday May 12! But first I WANNA GO TO RED LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    small bar is grebt. one of the better bars in the city, i'd say.

    gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Make it Saturday, please?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hell yes, that's close! You're the man, I owe you a beer.

    in that case, COME TO THE UKRAINIAN VILLAGE TONIGHT.

    or, y'know, get me at the fake fictions show saturday.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse, you are Taurus? SNIFF our love is never to be SNIFF.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    We could kareoke for Nick's bday? (it's May 15th, a Monday, when we have a show, but maybe we could do it the preceeding weekend, like Friday the 12th or Sat the 13th?)
    yeah
    yeah
    yeah
    yeah
    yeah

    (yeahyeahyeahyeah!)

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Red Lobster?!?

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dude works at a fancy seafood restaurant and all he wants for his birthday is Red Lobster.

    ROFFLECOPTER

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Exactly.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Anyone, no one's gonna back me up on the Whirlaway? The Mexican woman who owns it puts out free food for patrons all the time.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    I haven't been (yet) but I trust your suggestion.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    Small Bar is nice, too.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    I want to go to Red Lobster because I want to eat LOBSTER and KING CRAB LEGS but they're very expensive where I work. There is virtually no way to fuck up crab legs, and they are a lot cheaper at The Crimson Claw.

    It's an occasional lunch spot for folks at Catch who go there in between shifts at their jobs at the fancy seafood restaurant.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    To be honest, Whirlaway is kind of dingy -- I want to say it's carpeted! -- but very friendly, the sort of place you could go right after work or on a weekend afternoon and feel welcome.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    fuck red lobster

    fuck yeah karaoke

    i want to sing some steely dan

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had at least 4 pounds of crawfish this weekend.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've been looking forward to Red Lobster Birthday Bash for months and months and months and months. Maybe we can put that off till Courtney comes and make it both of our B-days in one, but I'm afraid she might not want the crab for her b-day.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. SKIRT GOOD. I love it and I think you must look prosh in it and people are glaring because they are envious. Of course, I just walked down Clark St. dressed like a batshit insane person so take my accolades w/ salt grains.

    2. BEER GOOD. But I can't go because of exams and studying and self-loathing.

    3. KARAOKE GOOOOOOOD. But I can't go this weekend or next but that's okay because after that I COULD GO EVERY FUCKING NIGHT UNTIL THE END OF AUGUST IF I WANTED. So have fun and practice up for my explosive karaoke return post 5/15.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I LURRRRRRV ALASKAN KING CRAB!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't think there's anything I can eat at Red Lobster. I will check... Um, no. It doesn't look like there is.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Awesome. So we're having this work happy hour at 5pm and people are already starting to leave for it.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can eat hush puppies, can't you, Sarah? We can just get you a big bowl of them at the Lobster.

    Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Goddamn I love crab legs.

    So Saturday May 14 -- Mutha's Day. I am going to start practicing now so you're all more impressed this time. I know you all better, so that helps. OMG so excited.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    may 14th is a sunday.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sorry -- make that MAY 13!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Mother's Day is always a Sunday.

    COURTNEY JUST CALLED! She wants:

    -Big Chicks
    -Cubs game (she says only if she can see a guy choke another guy again)
    -she's not sure of Red Lobster

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    -AND A RIVERBOAT TOUR

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    May 13 is Mutha's Day. May 14 is the comparatively staid Mother's day.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm just about out of here, enjoy your evenings.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Someday you'll all pay me to write your wills and this will have been worth it.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    DRAFT your wills, I mean.

    That's why they don't let law students practice law yet. We're dumb.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://static.flickr.com/5/7312412_c62a34f7e3_m.jpg

    I can't remember a time I haven't enjoyed not enjoyed Red Lobster.

    Jeff. (Jeff), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't know if I've ever been to a Red Lobster.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had a megarita there once and it was very sweet and not very strong.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think I went to Red Lobster once with my ex. Can't remember what I had or didn't have.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've never been, but when my boss had her wallet stolen and the credit card was used to rack up $200 of charges at Red Lobster, she didn't have very much trouble convincing her company that her kosher-keeping self HADN'T DONE IT.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've never been to Sizzler either. There's a whole world of chain restaurants out there just waiting to be discovered!

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sizzler is pretty gross. I haven't been to a Red Lobster in 4eva so I don't remember how I feel about it.

    Jeff, Jesse, and I and another friend of ours did go to Olive Garden under the influence of... things... a couple summers ago. That was not as much fun as it sounds.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, it wasn't. Maybe if we had still been fully under the influence, but with the cruddy coming down feeling, it sucked.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Lots of butter and salt...

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    Mass produced alfredo sauce is wicked gross and that's what I think of when I think OLIVE GARDEN.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't think "FAMILY" at all.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    I haven't been to red lobester since I was a kid, and I used to order the burger becaues i don't like sea food

    Olive garden isn't that bad. We used to go there every so often in Va. But they are on my shit list for getting rid of my favorite dish: some kind of pasta with green beans in a whiet wine sauce, shit was good.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've only been to O.G. a handfull of times in my life. However I did make them deliver a salad to my house last summer, in a fit of healthiness + laziness.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    The first time Sarah and I went to Olive Garden in Williamsburg, Va., she asked what kinds of juice they had and the waiter got all intense and was like "What kind of juice do you WANT?" like it was a challenge, like "Name any juice - I guarantee that we can provide it." It was awesome.

    n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    GUAVA, MOTHERFUCKER

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haha. I think I've only been to Olive Garden once, maybe twice. High school was all about shit like Applebee's, TGI Friday's, and ESPECIALLY Chili's.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    And, of course, Denny's and Omega (a 24-hour diner in Downers Grove).

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Fun fact: I learned the meaning of the word "dildo" in a Red Lobster just outside Orlando.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    That sounds like it should be a Mitch Hedberg joke, Nick.

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    That IS a fun fact.

    Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    I wrote this creative nonfiction piece a few years ago called "Etymology" and it was all about how I learned certain words. That one wasn't included, though. But I still remember my mom lowering her voice to a whisper and saying "It's a fake penis." And me being like, what on earth would you need a fake penis for?

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay, okay, okay, I went to the WORST diner ever in Metairie over the weekend. We went after the gig 'cause it was near our hotel and the only place open. Got there at 3 a.m., didn't get our food until 4:45 (!). They also had a lovely little poem on the wall, i will try and paraphrase a portion of it:

    God is in the workplace
    Brought in by me and you

    God is in the workplace
    But we cannot tell a soul

    The ACLU will hear of us
    and [something something] until we fold!

    God is in the workplace
    He is with us everywhere we go

    But please don't tell the Democrats
    So far, they just don't know!

    Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    If Nick's Olive Garden story sounds like Mitch Hedberg, my Red Lobster story sounds like David Sedaris.

    jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link


    My Venus Fly Trap Is Eating Bugs. I Didn't Know I Had Bugs.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    well i'm home now chicago, not quite drunk not quite sober i'll either be regretting going to or leaving the bar tomorrow. thanks for coming out.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm at home doing paperwork and drinking a wee bit of wine.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    i also ate a crabcake -- not bad!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Eating some pizza and thinking about going to bed really early.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm kind of spazzy and don't feel like doing state-mandated paperwork.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    i'm cranking some records and trying to talk myself out of goint to subt tonight. and i've got dateline nbc on mute and watching sketchy o'leachy's getting busted for internet preditory practices. ewwwwwwwwww, these guys are sick.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    I conked out on the couch for two hours and feel more alert than I have all day.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    OMG PEOPLE I CANNOT SKIM SO MUCH.

    Jordan's analogy question from way back -- none of the answers were any good. Which might have been the point, I dunno.

    R.E.M. now pronounce Cuyahoga [the river] correctly when they sing it live.

    I got four hours of sleep last night and I'm under the weather and I should go to sleep.

    Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Eazy, I emailed you that song. I am also blasting records.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know there's this band I used to like, but for some reason I don't anymore. What's the name of it...

    Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls Gnarls!!!

    Yeah, that's it.


    weren't you guys all peeing yourselves over Gnarls Barkley like last week?

    than we found out how much dave likes it.

    Kenan, you may be immature, but at least you're funny.........hmmm

    I feel like Jenny, Julia, Eric, Otto and I have some sort of special thirty-something connection, while the rest of you are standing behind a car that's speeding away, covered in dirt and trying to spit it all out.

    I feel like I have so much to look forward to.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, 'manda, I just heard it ('What Is Life') - I have a vague memory of hearing a song that I thought was 'Let My Love Open The Door' and wasn't, and this may be it. But otherwise, it's new to my ears. Thanks! Should I now heard the rest of All Things Must Pass? (All I've heard is a few different covers of "Isn't It A Pity".)

    Another old-man comment - I finally heard Fall Out Boy tonight, at a coffeeshop at Barry & Sheffield. Catchy song. Some unpredictible little touches in there. I'd rather hear 'em than look at them.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, I also just listened to Sarah's Stone Fox song - **** (four stars out of four)! Get that on a white label and take it down to Gramaphone Recs.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I like this a lot too, Sarah. Hi five!

    regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'd rather hear 'em than look at them.

    petewentzcock.jpg

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Should I now heard the rest of All Things Must Pass?
    I think so, but some of it is a little Frampton-guitary for my liking. Otherwise yes, it's great. But I like George.

    Also, let me tell you what goes really well with boring paperwork: Alice Cooper.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey, this is a really dumb question, but considering my expertise in this area is pretty much nil, hopefully you'll forgive me.

    So I came home the other day to find that my car, which was parked on the street for the five days I was gone, has a flat tire. Like hugely flat. Putting on a spare is out of the question, because a) I don't even remember if I have one, and b) even if I did, I wouldn't know how to put it on (last time this happened, Kelsey and our friend Aaron did it for me).

    My question is a two-parter: 1) Can ANY auto mechanic fix or replace a flat, or does it have to be a tire place? Because the Lawrence-Ashland Auto whatever is right around the corner. 2) I know it's a big no-no to drive with a flat, but if it's really just a block or two away, would it make sense to drive it to Lawrence-Ashland, assuming they can take care of it, instead of calling a tow truck? If they can't take care of it, then I'm gonna have to call a tow truck anyway.

    Unless 3) What if I drove it a block to a gas station and then tried to fill up the tire with enough air to last me until I could get it to a proper tire place? (I think there's a Just Tires at Lawrence and Broadway, ne c'est pas?)

    Thanks in advance. I don't know what I'd do without you guys.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh dear. I don't know much about cars either, but if it were me, I would go somewhere, buy a brand new tire, then have someone help me replace the dead one and would definitely NOT DRIVE THE CAR anywhere until that was done. I don't know about salvaging a tire that's that flat, but I also don't know much. That's just what I would do.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Especially if the tire place is close enough to walk, you could easily roll the new tire home. Is it bad to get one new tire though? Should it be symmetrical? I dunno, cars aren't my bag.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    PS -- Sarah, that song is top notch!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. Go and buy one of those tires that are just for emergencies and not for long-distance.
    2. Look up on interweb/ask friendly guy at garage how to change tire on roadside (note: you will need a jack but there might be one in yr car -- don't cars come with those things?). I should think the garage would help you out w/ advice and maybe even loan of jack if you're bringing it to their place for service.
    3. Put on temporary tire and drive to service station. With any luck it'll be a hole they can patch and you won't have to buy any new full-sized tire, because you don't want to change just one, you should really do at least two (front or back) and it gets complicated and expensive.
    4. Pay bill.

    To be honest you probaby COULD just drive around the corner but if a bit of the flat tire gets caught under the edge of the rim with the whole weight of the car on it, further damage to tire could result. Serious driving on a flat tire will fuck the rim, make it all beat up and not round; this is more expensive and more of a pain to replace than a tire is. But it probably wouldn't happen in a couple of blocks.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    NOTE: I HAVE NEVER CHANGED A CAR TIRE. Someone else will have to give step-by-step on that topic.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    I feel like the answer to this question is some kind of personality test.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's just what seems sensible to me, I haven't ever actually HAD a flat, as I said. The rims on my Jetta used to leak slowly but if I put air in the tires two weeks or so they were fine.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    ask friendly guy at garage how to change tire on roadside (note: you will need a jack but there might be one in yr car -- don't cars come with those things?). I should think the garage would help you out w/ advice and maybe even loan of jack if you're bringing it to their place for service.

    This is far too emasculating!

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    FINE. THEN JUST LEAVE YR CAR THERE FOREVER.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    You just have to find a crafty way to get a new tire (regular or spare) to where your car is and have someone you know help you put it on -- it's not a lot more complicated than that, is it?

    Either that or have someone help you put the spare on (should be under a flap in your trunk) and then go have the flat investigated/replaced.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    fixing a flat is not difficult. driving on a flat is not only dangerous to you and other motorists you can really f up the rim which will lead to chronic tire problems.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Asking them how to change the tire is emasculating but paying them to do it isn't?

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    You just have to find a crafty way to get a new tire (regular or spare) to where your car is and have someone you know help you put it on -- it's not a lot more complicated than that, is it?

    No, I guess not. But Kelsey moved to Minnesota.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    I should take one (1) deep breath, since I've had to crawl under the Jetta at a truck stop in Ohio and use a wire hangar from the coat rack to hold up my exhaust pipe so it couldn't come loose on highway. I mean, I don't really KNOW what I'm doing with any serious auto work, but I was exposed to enough wrenching that at least I don't have a mental block about it -- I'll pretty much just get in there.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've helped change a tire a couple times. The only part I would be nervous about doing on my own would be the jack, but if someone told me exactly where to put it, I would be cool.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Please don't die under a car, John.

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm gonna go check to see if I have a spare.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    You can find all this information on the web, guys! John, what make/model/year of car is it?

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    John, it's time you learned how to change a tire, dude! You're lucky that both times your car has been parked & that you weren't stranded in a parking lot or on a highway... THE TIME HAS COME.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    but if someone told me exactly where to put it, I would be cool.

    there's ususally a notch in the frame just ahead of the rear tire well or just behind the front tire well where the jack should be placed. consult your owners manual.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    John, get one of your female friends, like Renee, to ask some guy to help put the new tire on. Meanwhile, you can hide behind a bush a few feet away and be mysterious. Problem solved.

    Thanks for listening to my song. I was, um, feeling emotional yesterday.

    Today after work I start getting my drillings & fillings. Funzone!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Below are instructions that look really reasonable -- consult yr car's manual to find out where on the uncarraige you place the jack. With any luck you keep the manual in the glovebox anyway, right? Right?

    http://www2.latech.edu/~bmagee/303win97/Group3/2245.html

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, your day of reckoning has come, Juancho. It's time to learn.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    time to become a man, think of this as your car mitzvah.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    i was gonna say the same thing!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    lol

    Man Man (kenan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    "uncarraige" s/b "undercarriage" How's it going, John??

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    john can't answer right now, he's pinned under the wheel of his car.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesus. John makes me feel like the most butch guy in the world.

    John--dollars to all the doughnuts in the world you have one of those solid spares (apt figure of speech, being that they are called "doughnuts") under the lining of your trunk.

    I don't understand how people do not know how to fix a flat. It is just one of those things that you know, like how to open a tin can or how to flush a toilet.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think John should not attempt this w/out adult supervision. You know that we will get a posting saying "I am writing from my wheelchair which is equipped with a tube that I blow into that allows me to type. How would I have known what a "jack" was?"

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    Maybe you could teach all of us one day, Jesse.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Before I could get my real licence and drive the car (truck), my dad made me learn how to change tires, fluids, and spark plugs. I also learned the trick of pouring gas directly into the carb from him. Thanks for helping me create some scary backfires, dad.

    How would I have known what a "jack" was?"

    Morbid, but hilarious.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www2.latech.edu/~bmagee/303win97/Group3/stuckbmp.JPG

    John removes lug nuts.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    fixing a flat and changing a tire are two different things.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    otto OTM

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Maybe you could teach all of us one day, Jesse.

    ouch. Sorry if I was being a sassy Susan.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, it was matter of necessity on my car, I just learned how to fix/cope with whatever happened while I owned it. So I've never changed a flat but I had to replace a heater hose in a parking lot once. Changing it was easy, actually -- it was more of a pain to look for the right hose at EVERY auto parts store in town, only to finally admit that VW makes them weird so you HAVE TO buy their proprietary one, and then getting the parts people at the dealership to take me seriously. Then in order to save the antifreeze when I took the hose off, I got a bunch of soda cups from a snack bar and lined them up on the asphalt like Russian dolls. Hee.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Then in order to save the antifreeze when I took the hose off, I got a bunch of soda cups from a snack bar and lined them up on the asphalt like Russian dolls.

    This is awesome.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    fixing a flat and changing a tire are two different things.

    You're right. I was only referring to changing a tire. Though I can fix a flat as well, either with the kit with the rubber strands and the screwdriver thing (this) or with the spray can.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    I've heard the spray can makes your tire/car dangerous to work on, to the point that some mechanics will refuse your business if fix-a-flat has been used on a tire.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was being serious, Jesse. I really have no clue how to do any of that.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    I will be holding a "changing your tire" clinic this Saturday, using John's car as my guinea pig.

    I've heard the spray can makes your tire/car dangerous to work on, to the point that some mechanics will refuse your business if fix-a-flat has been used on a tire.

    I've had a can of the spray,but I've only ever used the thing with the strands. Which, by the way, is exactly what they use at most tire repair places for minor punctures.

    Also handy, I used to keep an electric air compressor in my car--it hooks up to the cig. lighter.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse, you're more a manly Mitch than a sassy Susan.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Renee as cover is a good plan. Don't you think mechanics run into this a lot - women bringing their man's car into the shop?

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    (photo by Dudu Stinky, btw)

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oops, I meant to post that on the WDYLL thread.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    GUYS I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK, SORRY I WASN'T AROUND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN A TIMELY MANNER.

    First off, I have no spare in the trunk.

    John, what make/model/year of car is it?

    2000 Mercury Sable

    With any luck you keep the manual in the glovebox anyway, right? Right?

    Yes, but it was torn to shreds when the car was stolen last fall.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    The funny thing is, I can't even picture Jesse driving.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    For future reference: www.faqfarm.com/Q/FAQ/646

    If you don't have a manual, call yr nearest Mercury dealership and ask them to answer your Q about jack placement.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    i think you all should take jesse seriously on his 'clinic' & learn this stuff. my dad made me do it when i was 16 & i've been very grateful for it.


    p.s. i'm leaving for china in t-minus 18 days. if anyone wants anything, put yer orders in now!

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    I really just wanted someone to tell me if I could get my tire fixed at a regular auto mechanic. :(

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    THE ANSWER IS YES.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yes.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    dammit xpost

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Kelsey!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    (that was my order, btw)

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    China!

    Bring back food, pls.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    J, do you know anyone else with the same car? Or a Taurus? There are millions of those things around. See if you can borrow a spare to limp down to the garage on. Once you're there it'll be like 5 bucks to get the thing fixed.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hmmm, the fiction review archives at Bookslut seem to be in a completely random order. I WONDER WHO COULD BE RESPONSIBLE?!?

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Spending $ > sweat and hassle

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's cool. Jus' sayin'.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    JMZ, I likes you an' all but...wow. For your sake I hope the apocalypse never comes.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    Does anyone here love the Beach Boys? I don't! But, I have a favor to ask if you do... Email me: the dan martin atsymbol gmail dot com. Just take out teh spaces.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    I love the Beach Boys! Okay.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    I had a flirtation once with someone who said at one point, "why do anything you can pay someone to do FOR you?". I think I just said I had to go, and that was that. Mwahahahahah.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ha ha. That's like how one of my bosses gives his assistant pocket change and asks her to go next door and buy him some soup with it. And then she buzzes me and asks me to come get the money from her and go buy him some soup.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's like a fucking Rube Goldberg contraption -- HOW MANY PEOPLE'S TIME CAN WE WASTE?

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh man, I read that as "soap" at first. You should totally bring back soap sometime and blame it on miscommunications in the passing-of-the-buck.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last night my coworkers were shocked and apalled when I said I was walking to the el to go home. They couldn't understand why I wouldn't just take a taxi. Plus, the el is DANGEROUS after 7pm (!).

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also, people get sick who ride public transportation!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Are taxis germ free, I ask you?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Last night my coworkers were shocked and apalled when I said I was walking to the el to go home. They couldn't understand why I wouldn't just take a taxi. Plus, the el is DANGEROUS after 7pm (!).

    The world is full of ppl like this....which is why most of the world is totally stupid.

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    everyone knows that taxi drivers in chicago spend upwards of 20 minutes after each fare in disinfecting and sterilizing their cab.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    that's why they drive so crazily, they have to hustle on each ride because they know the next 20 minutes they won't be making money. it's documented.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    So, that's what the smell in that cab I rode in a few weeks ago was.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, dudes, I'm with you on most of this -- I used to be known as quite the cheapskate, in fact -- but when it comes to something like cars or machines or tools or whatever, forget about it.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    i was on one of the new busses the other day, did someone else complain about the overpowering new car smell? if so i second your complaint.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh man, I almost forgot. The last two days I've caught the 2 bus down to work, and the same guy was driving both times. I'm convinced he's batshit insane. He talks a line of nonsense when anyone gets on the bus, he weaves crazily back and forth between lanes, and (this is the kicker) he honks the horn constantly. I'm talking one hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn. He was honking as we were riding down Lakeshore when there were no cars for 40-50 yards in any direction. He was honking at a parked delivery van in front of the building I work in. Everyone else riding the bus was laughing. Maybe he just knows a lot of people?

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've had horn-honking drivers too, on division (where's there's usually a need for constant honking) and ashland (not so much). crazy bus drivers are my favorite ones. i secretly hope for a crash so i can sue the cta. hopefully i won't be too seriously hurt.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    Have you ever actually been on a bus here where the driver kept on moving and stopped picking up people because it was too full? It seems like even when there are already a bunch of people crammed in standing on the steps up into the bus, the driver is like EVERYONE NEEDS TO MOVE BACK! MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've been told they can't pass up a stop if there's a customer waiting, regardless of how full the bus is. it's up to the customer to decide if they want to try to get on or not. i do wonder what the legal occupancy of a transit bus is however.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    Thankfully, the buses I ride most are never that crowded. Hell, the 2 and 6 southbound are mostly empty almost every time.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I ride the Division bus to work and it's almost always completely insane.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    the 66 bus is the worst bus ever in terms of crowding. the #50 damen bus had the worst rating for any line in the cta last year as far as being on time. i've always hated that bus.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    The 6 northbound was super busy today.

    regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    i take the western bus south to the western/congress blue line stop. the bus is crazy full of people when it stops at division but they all get off as it's mostly kids and teachers going to roberto clemente high. then the bus gets crazy full of people again at chicago. but i don't care 'cause i have a seat!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just bought a bass drum off ebay for TWELVE DOLLARS (plus S&H). Very exciting.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    Does anyone know the origin of the phrase "...like whoah"? I always assumed it was from that track on the Blueprint, but don't really know.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.rippleillusions.com/spicoli.gif

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    That makes sense.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Until I saw 'Fast Times' a few weeks ago, I never put it together that 'tubular' refers to surfing inside the curl.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what you mean ... is it considered a discrete phrase? I don't really know this song that well, but:

    http://image.listen.com/img/0/0/0/0/0/1/5/9/3/8/5/1593852.jpg

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know, like "I changed that tire like whoah", or "my brain hurts like whoah", or "back up in this bitch like whoah".

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, I've never heard that outside of the Mya song. Which, like I said, I don't even know that well.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    I hear people say it all too often.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Perhaps it is a cheesehead thing.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, there was an older song, by some rapper, i want to say Black Rob, that was called "Whoah," where every line ended with "like whoah" and that was the first time I remember hearing it, though it obv existed as a slang term before then probably. It was a Puff Daddy-produced song.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh yeah! I remember that! Nick so smaht. That wasn't that long ago, though, maybe 5 years ago?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Black Rob"? You're making this up.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nope. I was working at a music store at the time and there was a guy who worked there named Rob and we called him Black Rob for a while. MEMORIES!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    It was around the time that DMX was huge. Everyone was shouting a lot.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? Wasn't he covered in blood on one of his album covers?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    WHAT

    I made out to DMX the other night for a friend's art project. Good times.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    You made out to DMX "for an art project"?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    i remember that song

    xp wtf Dan

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    WHOAH INDEED.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    ALL MY RUFF RIIIDE-ERS

    Oh man, make it stop.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    It was Black Rob, I just looked it up. That was a catchy song.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    always willing to support the arts, eh dan?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, it's complicated. All will (should) be revealed if you come to the big show I've been pimping off and on on the thread for the past couple weeks... But if you really want the story I'll spill it. It's not really that interesting.

    xpost: It's a rough job, but someone has to do it. Actually, more like 9 people.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    SPILL

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    Black Rob's "Whoa!" was released in 2000, BTW.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    "ORGYING FOR ART",
    BY
    THE DAN

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hahahaha

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    Seriously. Spill it. I know that I'm not going to make it to this art show, so you might as well tell us now.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    yeah same here.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ah, that makes sense. 2000 was a musical black hole for me -- unless your name was Blonde Redhead, Yo La Tengo, Mouse on Mars, Stereolab, Dirty Three, Tara Jane O'Neil, etc.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't really remember DMX, either.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Those would be weird names for a person to have.

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    OK. here goes:

    So, some of you (maybe just J.) have met my friend Erica, who is about to graduate from SAIC. She is having a big fancypants final show with some other girls tomorrow (http://www.myspace.com/tha_golden_girls). So, one of the other girls, who I had met a few times, is doing this project focusing on (as I understand it) how she is not attracted to white men. Don't ask me about how art works... Anyway, I, as a white man, was asked to be a part of this project, which involves her making out with various other white dudes (not at the same time) and taping it, then editing some sort of short film out of it. It was apparently a big deal that I was in it, because all the other guys were "skinny, pasty, wimpy art boys" (paraphrased) and I am not any of those things besides pasty. DMX is part of the soundtrack and Grace Jones is involved somehow, that's all I know.

    It was pretty fun. She's a nice person.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    Has it occurred to anyone else that I spend the majority of my time with you guys (CHILXors) justifying why I know or don't know something?

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    It was pretty fun.

    duh.

    She's a nice person.

    sounds like it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    If it helps, man, I never heard that song either. I have, however, heard of Black Rob.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's...interesting, Dan.

    (fucking art school)

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    is about to graduate from SAIC

    How could this not be part of the equation? Sounds fun! NSFW!

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    I remember thinking your friend Erica was attractive.

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Has it occurred to anyone else that I spend the majority of my time with you guys (CHILXors) justifying why I know or don't know something?

    J., this isn't unrelated to that moment when you started getting some action and switched from talking about not getting any action to talking about not getting any hard drugs.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU

    PLS MAKE OUT WITH ME

    DMX WILL BE THERE

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    (sorry Dan, making out with weird art girls does sound fun)

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    J., this isn't unrelated to that moment when you started getting some action and switched from talking about not getting any action to talking about not getting any hard drugs.

    i.e. INSECURITY??

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I remember thinking your friend Erica was attractive.

    Just don't call her "exotic" -- KISS OF DEATH FOR ALL SUITORS

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    B-b-but she's an Eskimo!!

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH NO YOU DI'NT

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    Just ate an art student girly for dinner
    http://www.dailyvault.com/dmx_flesh.jpg

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RY7X.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Holeee shit, I need to do an art project like that. It will involve bike boys and poets with curly hair.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Neither of which I am attracted to, natch.

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    TOOOTALLY.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    poets with curly hair

    :(

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH WAIT

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Guys, if the video ever makes it online, you all will be the first to know about it.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Don't throw me in the briar patch with any one who has baby animal face, PLEASE.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Two sides of the same coin?

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Ok, death is not an option:

    The Nuge or Alice Cooper?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    early alice.

    i'd take a noose over the nooge.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    HOW DO I SHOT CONVENT ENROLLMENT?

    Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'd like to see a Billy Collins book (or another poet) with a photo of his arms turning into No. 2 pencils.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    John, I seriously would bet you $20 that you DO have a spare in your car. Did you look UNDER the floor mat in your trunk? Unless it was stolen when your car was stolen, it is there. ALL cars come with a "doughnut" (small, solid rubber tire).

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

    Like I said, I was enjoying some Alice last night, so I guess I choose him too, although I claim firsties. Also, my friend Missy was OBSESSED with his late hit "Poison" and I have fond memories of that hilariously bad song.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yes, I looked, Jesse! I'm familiar enough with spare tires to know that I don't have one. Maybe my mom used it once when she owned the car.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or yeah, maybe it was stolen.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    Perhaps it's under the car. You lie down in the street and check while I drive the car over you repeatedly.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    The J The I The M The M The Y y'all
    http://www.kcrx1023.com/images/alice%20cooper.jpg

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    i don't think i would ever say to a girl's face that she was "exotic."

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    would you say it to her cunt?

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    LOL at the library!

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://i3.tinypic.com/x582vk.jpg

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's a good thing, G.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    "I Like Girl/Boy Song (Swift Boat Remix)"

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    No one is exotic.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://joi.ito.com/images2/edwardsaidorientalism.jpg

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm told I'm exotic. Mostly when I give a hot carl after eating curry...

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    would you say it to her cunt?

    -- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 4th, 2006 3:01 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

    Um.


    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/characters/images/vera22.jpg

    "I'm told I'm exotic. Mostly when I give a hot carl after eating curry..."

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh VERA.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    A fresh, freckled face indeed.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Count down: T minus 2 hours until my drillings start.

    It really helps for me to think about it ALOT and get really really anxious. :-D

    D!M!X! - Whatcha really want? What what whatcha really want?
    D!M!X!...

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    "In addition to its traditional heavy rail service, Felkoff said that the CTA has considered several modes of transit, including the "Maglev," a magnetic levitation train that posts speeds of 300 miles per hour and is currently in use only in Shanghai."

    OMG MAGLEV! MAGLEV!

    Sarah, good luck at the dentist! Take lots of deep breaths to relax yourself while you're in the chair and it will be a little easier.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oh, appparently that's not what they say (or maybe they do on the radio version?). It's really whatcha niggas want.

    Thanks, Jenny. It still a while from now. I will hang out at Nordstrom's beforehand and pretend it's a fun outting.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    It IS still a while from now.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Have any of you ever been to the bar Happy Village?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Is it Happy?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, I have not even heard of it!

    BUT I have just decided that I've done enough work to go to T10 tomorrow after work.

    Thus, outing: Trattoria No. 10 for $12 all-u-can-eat delicious Italian food buffet w/ $6 drink minimum tomorrow. I'll be there at 5 pm plus the time it takes me to walk four blooks.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yes, Sarah, it in fact the happiest.

    http://www.avoision.com/portnoy/images/2005/january/happy_village_bar.jpg

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    mmmm, Italian buffet!

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    I would totally go to Trattoria No. 10 tomorrow if I didn't have tickets to the theee-a-ter.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Too broke. :(

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Today my boss: a) bought us all pizza for lunch, b) gave us all $10 gift cards to JAMBA JUICE, and c) gave us all $20 in gift certificates for CENTURY THEATERS. So tomrrow night Sarah and I are going to go see a movie for free and maybe have Jamba Juice.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have never had Jamba Juice.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    happy village has a nice beer garden.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    your boss rulz

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    I would totally go Trattoria No. 10 tomorrow if I didn't have an art opening to attend.

    xpost Jamba Juice is kind of gross, IMHO.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also I like how my boss sometimes doesn't shave and comes to work all stubbly. It makes me feel better for only shaving with the electric razor for like 30 seconds every morning.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    "art opening"

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    "attend"

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    it is so much more than a "beer garden" tho.

    gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    As corporate as it is, Jamba Juice is pretty good! (xpost haha)

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    Nick has competition. I am worried I might be falling in love with another man... The Margarita Man that is!

    I would love to eat Italian food, but it turns out I can't do anything that costs me money until next payday, the 15th. :-(

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    it is rediculously close to my apartment as well. and thus, close to nick and sarah's.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    What time is the opening? Can you come eat delicious Italian food first?

    Yeah, the payday thing is kind of a sticky wicket. I wish we all had lots of money!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    I bet you would all have much more money if you lived in Wisconsin.

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    is it saturday that the ff's are at hideout? THIS saturday?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    yes, this sat.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    dang, gonna miss it.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm sorry for being a whiner about money (again). It sounds like a fun night. I'm glad we'll have a free fun night on Nick's boss though (not..um... literally).

    Yeah, we should all hang out at Happy Village sometime and check it out.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    What time is the opening? Can you come eat delicious Italian food first?

    5.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    And I'm already going to be late on account of me having an actual job, unline art students.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    unline = unlike

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    "attend"

    Well, makeout stuff aside, this is the culmination of basically my best friend in Chicago's career to this point. Of course, until her Sm|thson|an show opens...

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're not whining, Sarah! I totally understand. Last night I whined about not being able to afford new shoes to the point where Jeff actually told me to stop whining.

    Shoooooooeeeeeeesssssss

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Best wishes to your friend, Dan! I hope it goes really well!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    My sandles look like crap! I hate them and their family! They are bulky and ugly and an insult to my sense of style. I've had them forever. I want something fun and comfortable and classy.

    In other words, I agree. I also feel the need for new shoes.

    Time to go floss again and leave. BYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!

    (What's up Saturday, otto? a.k.a. who is our competition??)

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    time for me to go too but i'm going to sub-t for the tunnel of love/mighty go go players show. i forget who they're supporting but i really want to see tunnel of love.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    How come the only apples that places like delis and 7-11s ever have are, like, Red Delicious and Granny Smith? Boo.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

    7-11s have apples?!

    Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    The one next to my office does.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    Mack Kelly's has good apples!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    My dentist's office called on my way out the door. She's held up at an appointment at her other location, so they'd have to reschedule me an hour later. This means I'd start at 6:30 and it would be done about 2 hours later. The idea of hanging out downtown hungry for that long and having to wait an extra hour to get started freaked me out. Instead, I decided to wait several extra hours and do it a couple of weeks from now.
    I=wuss

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    (xp) Yes it does! But *moans* that's all the way across the river.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's no good to go to the dentist when you're all hungry. It's like how they tell you to eat before you get a tattoo - it's so you don't pass out (which has nearly happened to me once). So it wasn't wussy - it was very prudent. It's really hard to handle the stress and pain of the dentist with low blood sugar on top of bad nerves.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hi. Has anyone ever been to 3lbo Room? What is it like? We have been offered a sketchy-sounding show there.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haw, I just looked at their schedule of upcoming shows and decided to turn it down.

    n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, they're kinda lame.

    jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    It's like W1se Fools - there's nothing wrong with the room itself or its sound system, and once in a while there's something there. Not part of the indie scene, certainly. But you get your name on a marquee, and I'm trying to think if there's any other club that does that in town.

    Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    Holy fucking shit:

    The Self-Similar Guns n' Roses Synth

    Gn'R songs made up of tiny, sped-up Gn'R songs.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    Happy Village Bar looks great! Why had I never been there? I walked in for just a second this afternoon, just to see what I was maybe missing, and the beer garden is endeed enchanting. Possibly even enchanted. They have a big gurgling rock fountain, and it's really quiet and chill out there.

    Yes. We will be going to this place. Possibly often.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

    But you get your name on a marquee, and I'm trying to think if there's any other club that does that in town.

    Subterranean, the Metro.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Besides, having your name on a marquee that will not attract or impress the crowd you're trying to attract or impress will do you no good.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    But it still makes a good album cover.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/churchsign.jpg

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 5 May 2006 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    'We Were Set Up' would be a great church sign.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just realized that on a church sign, "Canasta" has a totally differnt meaning. Other options: "Tonight: Pinochle" and "Tonight: Bridge."

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    we once played a show which, for some reason or other, we couldn't promote (probably since it was too close to a bigger, more important show) under the name CONTRACT BRIDGE.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Bridge is so much more complicated than Canasta. Bridge is a hobby; Canasta is just a game.

    Man Man (kenan), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    OH. MY. GOD. AM. I. EVER. CHAFFED.

    WAIT.ER. CROTCH.

    SWAMP. ASS.

    I can bareley walk.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    I can bareley spell.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hi, guys. My teeth are still cavityified. Do you still love me?

    I hope your crotch is dry by now Jesse. Did you spill something on it?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    I have chunky thighs that touch when I walk. During summer I get terribly chaffed. It's a story as old as time.

    I should not have had a problem yesterday, the temp being low as it was, but the A/C in the restaurant is fucked. We have to call the engineers' office to change it, but this summer it makes no difference when we do. It's HOT.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just dropped the cat off to get her cunt worked on.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm waiting for a tow truck.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    (Before anyone yells at me, I went to Just Tires last night to see if I could purchase a spare tire, and they said it would be a few days before they'd have one in. So I just decided to have it towed and not worry about it. I'm still going to buy the spare tire, though.)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    OHHHHH MY GGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDD, JOOOOOHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!

    j/k
    I'm glad you're getting it taken care of right away.

    There's only one other person at work so far today.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jesse, I have same problem -- try wearing bike shorts or cut-off nylons under yr clothes? Believe me, it's worse in skirts; there's an ongoing debate among my grill friends about whether it's better to try to dry things off with baby powder or just go with the humidity and use extra lotion.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm going back to bed for a while.

    Jenny, if you're out there, thanks for the car. The car made that terrifying BEEP! that meant that gas is low. I'm going to put some in. I wish it would be a little gentler and subtler in its alerting me.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    POWDER.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    But then you start sweating and the powder gets used up and goes away (where? I dunno) and you're sticky again! Or do you reapply between entree and dessert orders?

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    Argh, I feel sick and my face is still all broken out from traveling/sweating/stress (which always happens to me, but which is still bullshit).

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    morning chicago. i think i found leaf & i an apartment in beijing!

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    congrats kelsey! that sounds so exciting. what is leaf doing in beijing anyway? what are you going to be doing while you're there?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Cool, Kelsey! Are there pix online?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    xp - should i already know this? if so, i apologize for forgetting. i'm starting to think that maybe i should write things down more.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    awesome, i forgot to pay my gas bill with people's energy last month and realized it was due wednesday. not wanting a late payment to appear on my credit report i just logged on to try to pay it. turns out i have a credit of $71 on my account. THANKS $100 CREDIT!!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    Where did the credit come from? You just overpaid previously? I love it when that happens. I got a $50 check a couple of weeks ago for overpaying a hospital fee that had been sent to a debt collector.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. Jordan, my face breaks out when I travel, too. It's like the strange water confuses my face.

    2. Some douche company makes anti-chafe lotion. Try that, Jesse. I'll buy it for you if you're scared to by douche company lotion marketed to women with fat thighs. Also, does wearing boxer briefs (the long tighty whiteys) help at all?

    3. Whoa, hey, yeah, what are you guys doing in China? How long?

    4. The credit is a settlement from some sort of suit against the gas company for overcharging people. Everybody who has an account with People's Energy got $100. That will get us through the next four months!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Or I think it was a settlement. Maybe they felt bad about all the impoverished old people who froze to death because they turned off their gas for nonpayment. But it was something like that.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    4. The credit is a settlement from some sort of suit against the gas company for overcharging people. Everybody who has an account with People's Energy got $100. That will get us through the next four months!

    yeah, between the fact that i don't cook and my apartment has no heat i'm golden!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Leaf's going b/c it's a new program with his school. I'm going b/c I'm inbetween jobs & got $$ from my grandpa when he passed away. I need to figure out what I'm going to "do" while there . .. I'll probably try & work under the table teaching or something. Ideally, I'd like to take or audit language classes so I can brush up, but I don't know how feasible that is.

    We leave May 23 & come back July 3. If anyone wants anything, let me know!! It's cheaper there!

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    We have a China program at my school, too. A lot of my friends went last year and had a blast. Apparently you can get "Le Sport Sac" bags for approximately $2 a piece.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I remember people getting North Face coats for about $50.

    Also, just cause I'm hogging the floor here: Today Leaf & I turn two!

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yay! Happy anniversary!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

    That's great. For some reason I thought it had been longer.

    Also great: women with fat thighs.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    I don't think we're doing anything, actually. He's at his 3rd to last exam today. If john's online, jesse is in town & we might see him later.
    We are toying with the idea of going to the mall of america briefly. i find that idea kind of hilarious & sickening.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    that fat thigh thing sounds awesome. i need some for when I wear skirts in the summer. i think i might buy some spandex for that too...if not for the rubbin', for the bike ridin'.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

    Also great: women with fat thighs.

    all women have this bit of fat on their inner thigh and it is by far my favorite part of a woman.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Btw Kelsey, I told you that my Vietnamese place in Mpls is Quang, not Lotus, right?

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    It is? Awesome. I think I know where that place is, actually.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

    At first I read that as responding to Otto's post.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Anyway yeah, all I know is that it's in a stripmall somewhere close to my friend's place (which is roughly 31st & Elliot).

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    The problem with fat thighs is that, with a little wardrobe management they might look all "sexy secretary" under skirts but in seen in shorts/bathing suit/nekkid they are just...lumpy and disproportionate. It's only cute on 13-yr old gymnasts because they don't really have any body fat.

    KELSEY I am so excited for your China adventure! Please to write & illustrate a Tintin-style book about it!

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    somewhere close to my friend's place

    at first i thought you were responding to my p- oh nevermind.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Happy anniversary, Kelsey!

    I wonder if Nick knows about that credit as he pays the People's Energy bill... Nick, Hi. Did you know about that?

    I can appreciate some meaty womanly thighs, or at least I appreciate my own. I think I'd look pretty weird without thighs.

    Only somewhat-related... A woman in my office who is fairly tall came in yesterday wearing capris. Her legs are normally covered up in fancy jeans. She's very skinny and rich and Senora Fancy Pants.. LITERALLY. Anyway, she comes in wearing capris and I see her legs for the first time, at least the bottoms of them, and they seriously looked like one of those horrible pictures of starving people in Africa. Yuck.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    i've got legs like starving people in africa too, except WAY paler. don't hate.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    ewwww, flies everywhere??

    gbx (skowly), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haha, without thighs it wd be difficult to connect my upper body to lower. But that doesn't mean I haven't wished I could wear fashionable skinny jeans and look sleek and boyish like the cool girls. Oh well. BUILT FOR SURVIVAL.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

    I do not wear shorts. Me in a bathing suit presents so many visual problems that I like to think that they all cancel each other out. Besides, bathing suits are kind of great equalizers - nobody looks as good as we all believe we're supposed to look.

    As for nudity, I think that when presented with a naked female, heterosexual males are thinking more along the lines of, "YAY NAKED LADY WHOOOOOOO HOT DAMN SHE'S TOTALLY NAKED NOW YESSSS!!!" than "Hmm... her thighs are a little disproportionate to the rest of her body..."

    BUILT FOR SURVIVAL - Ha! Damn right!

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

    "YAY NAKED LADY WHOOOOOOO HOT DAMN SHE'S TOTALLY NAKED NOW YESSSS!!!"

    i'll vouch for this, it also leads back to why that inner-thigh fat is my favorite part of a woman.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yeah, sorry -- I'm embarrassing myself and will shut up now. People in being put together differently SHOCKAH.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    Happy anniversary Kelsey! And congrats on things shaping up for Beijing. Exciting.

    If john's online, jesse is in town & we might see him later.

    Jesse ... wait, who? J3ss3 McL3ll@nd?

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Skinny boy legs are understandable, otto. You are forgiven. This woman is just taking the boyish look to extreme, ick levels. She needs to eat more.

    I wish my elbows weren't so boney because I'm always jabbing Nick with them at night, but is there a nice alternative? Meaty elbows?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

    I like my woman's elbows to have some meat on 'em!

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    Boys make eyes at girls with thighs.

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

    Tire had a hole in it, will probably be fixed today, so yay. Towing was mad expensive, though.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    It will all be over soon, John. One day you'll look back at this and laugh and laugh... Oh Boy.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just may do that, Laurel! I've been itchin' for some new art projects to dive into...

    John, Jesse of Mark's Friend fame.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Right. That one. As I said.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sarah:

    http://www.medco-school.com/images/products/72700L.jpg

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    (xp: That's cool that you're in touch with him!)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Jordan, I wonder if they have any slightly sexier versions of those that would look nice with my camisole sets?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    Towing is expensive, yes. That's why we gave you SO MANY other options, John. See? Always your best interests at heart.

    Sarah, one sometimes reads descriptions in Wodehouse and assorted early-20th century fiction of "dimpled elbows", which sounds rawther adorable but in reality? I dunno. They're probably just normal? I can't tell anymore, NYC has screwed up my standards (I know this because I was in MI last weekend and WHOAH).

    XP: ADD LACE.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sarah, perhaps for your next project you could knit some cozy elbow pads?

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    Two things - (1) I like my thighs better now that they have some meat on them and

    My friend works at M0torola and Bono is in her office right now. Like, on Michigan Ave. She saw him twice and he was wearing shades indoors.

    The Milkmaid: spreading gossip since 1975 (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hmm... maybe...
    For now I could just wad up some silk slips and rubberband them around my arms. Pure class.

    I would think he would be more recognizable WITH shades on.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    No, Laurel! Don't shut up - I was just trying to make you feel better about the naked thing by pointing out that men are basically simple creatures...* I'm a walking bag of body issues, so I totally feel where you're coming from.

    *winky face

    NYC has screwed up my standards - I went from the NC to Chicago and I would probably break down and weep after half a day in NY.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

    RETAKE! I went from living in NC to living in Chicago, etc.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    Who wants to go to MI Ave and give Bono a kick in the pants with me? Just for shits and giggles.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    He waved at my friend! Like HALLO RED ROCKS!

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    Towing is expensive, yes. That's why we gave you SO MANY other options, John. See? Always your best interests at heart.

    Eh. It wasn't that expensive. I mean, it was, but it was worth it.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

    For the most part, I think Chicago bodies look normal. I mean, when Nick and I visited different cities, trying to decide where to live, we were pleasantly surprised by the variety here. Whenever I've visited New York, I've felt like a big Fattie McFatsolot, especially in stores.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    i just spent the money i had earmarked for my gas bill on records. c'mon and ship those bad boys canadian distro company!!!

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    Whenever I've visited New York, I've felt like a big Fattie McFatsolot

    you're crazy. do ALL women think they're fat, regardless of what their body looks like? i mean, is it a continual state of feeling at least 5 lbs. overweight or someting?

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    'cause i'd been dating this girl who was a size 2 tall petite and she was always saying how she was getting fat. i was both confounded and flummoxed.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    I told this story on ILM, but at Jazzfest I saw a brass band fronted by a dude well-known for his star-time schtick. He can be a little overbearing but he's a great singer/trombonist and performer. Anyway, they're doing 'Stand By Me' and this white dude comes out with a mic. We're like, "heh, WTF, that dude looks like the Edge."

    Of course it was the Edge, and they do a chorus of rock star back-to-back singing. Then the Edge keeps singing, and Gl3nn D4vid Andr3ws pretty shoves him off stage, like "nah man, I got it." It was awesome.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

    xp - It all depends on your frame. I'm petite too, and 5 el bees makes a bigger difference on me than it does on someone who's taller/larger than I am. Although Sarah -- you ain't got an inch to pinch.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm sure not all women have that problem, but I would wager a lot of them do.

    2 tall petite - that can't be true. In women's clothing, "petite" is the opposite of "tall." As in Sarah shops in the tall section, while Amanda shops in petites.

    We can arrange by height again if it would help demonstrate...

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

    nope, j crew makes a 2 tall petite. i learned that this past x-mas.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    I also gotta say that the clothes in the petite section BLOW. Hello extremely short momjeans.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

    although x-mas is beyond my 4 month window of retaining information. i just remember it was hard for her to buy stuff off the rack.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    Petite used to mean short, not narrow/small boned, but I guess the meaning changes according to the whimsy of the garment industry, like sizes.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Thanks, J, but body issues are for girltalk, not group socializing, and I talk about mine too much already when I should shut up and do something more productive with that angst. Plus I will microanalyze ANYTHING if I have TWO MINUTES of mental free time and next thing you know I'll be crying or something. STUPID. PMS, anyone? ANYONE??

    Re NYC: It depends on yr crowd, really. I did lots of stuff for a couple of years with glamourbombs and super Williamsburg types who always looked RAWK 'N ROLL and cutting-edge. Well. It's not really "cutting" ANYTHING, of course. But it's easy to forget how unimportant/optional that kind of thing is when yr surrounded by it, and I forgot to remember that the "coolest" mod girls were on the curvy side, as a group, and ditto lots of other subcultures and/or social networks. For various reasons I lost a bunch of weight in my hipster period and while I wouldn't say I was ever in "eating disorder" territory (partially because that assumes that eating is an OPTION, which it sometimes isn't when you're broke), I did get to the point where I was like, "what a relief, my stomach is now COMPLETELY FLAT but I still can't get rid of these HIPS OH NOESSSSS I hate my skeleton". WHICH IS TOTALLY STUPID.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I bet it is! 2 tall petite is CRAZY OUT THE ASS. I can't imagine how skinny minnie this woman must be.

    I must add that the last time I went to NYC (@ 3.5 years ago maybe?) I was @ 40 pounds heavier.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'd wager that a lot of women do. I do, particuarly when I'm all bloated from the onset of period.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    yes. laurel, sweet yessesses on stupid pms.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sometimes I feel like my body shape approximates an album cover by Tara Jane O'Neil, minus the boob sagging. Give me a few decades on that one...
    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003XA6I.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

    Dudes, I'm totally finding somewhere to hide to read. I don't have any work to do. Hardly anyone is here. Screw it.

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.fredwillard.com/images/guffman.jpg

    PSSST GIRLTALK

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    Oops

    http://www.fredwillard.com/images/guffman.jpg

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    ALSO KELSEY I TOTALLY LISTENED TO THAT ALBUM ON MY WAY TO WORK THIS MORNING! (SHE IS COMING TO SCHUBAS NEXT WEEK.)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    stupid pms.

    my favorite pms moment came courtesy of the ex-roomate one saturday morning when i'd slept in. she was already awake and i said "good morning sweet pea, how are you?" and she asked me why i don't just shut the fuck up.

    ah pms how much i do not miss having you visit.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    WAIT I MEAN SARAH!!!

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    SO WEIRD. YOU CAN SEE WHY I THOUGHT THAT KELSEY POSTED THAT, THOUGH, SINCE WE LISTENED TO THAT ALBUM A LOT IN THE YEAR 2000. Y2K.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    I feel like my body shape approximates an album cover by Tara Jane O'Neil, minus the boob sagging...

    Huh. I think that body looks very normal, if a little sad. Also, not quite right with the feet.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hah, John, that picture just makes me sing "Midnight at the Oasis" to myself.

    Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    when i think tjo'n i think "punching myself in the face, repeatedly, publicly".

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Midnight at the Oasis"

    GREAT THANKS FOR THAT IN MY HEAD NOW.

    ...put your camel to bed...

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just missed her when I moved up here . . . last time I saw her (empty bottle) I totally talked to her after & asked if she'd want to do an art trade. she was game, but i never went through with it. i was too fucking nervous or something.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hah, John, that picture just makes me sing "Midnight at the Oasis" to myself.

    Yeah, I couldn't find any pictures of the restaurant scene, though.

    when i think tjo'n i think "punching myself in the face, repeatedly, publicly".

    Expand on this, please.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

    I just realized I haven't had anything to eat yet today.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

    I think that one time, TJO got Kevin in a headlock and then made him punch himself in the face, the whole while saying, "Why are you hitting yourself? Huh? Stop hitting yourself!"

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

    Expand on this, please.

    it was a song on the b-side of sebadoh's "skull" 7" from 94(?). it was basically a mash note written by jason lowenstein to tara jane o'neill. i'm guessing they used to be an item or something, that would explain her playing drums on a couple of jake's tracks on the bakesale album.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    She did have an album called TJO TKO.

    Also: I thought she liked the ladies.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

    Haha -- I had a Sebadoh single once. I wonder what happened to it.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

    i used to have a sizeable collection of sebadoh stuff. except for eric's stuff it hasn't aged well with me.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    Was TJO'N in Rodan? I saw them open for Sebadoh.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    i am the only person on this entire floor right now. i've got the gories cranked up. i'm hoping whatever meeting everyone is in lasts all damn day. casiotowen is on now. all my favorites.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

    yeah, rodan and victory at sea if i'm not mistaken.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    RODAN

    I think I have that record here. I'm going to have to listen to it now.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    Yes she was. Reckless still files her stuff under RODAN, even though they only put out one album 12 years ago and she's done like four solo albums and four Retsin albums.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    This might be a 90s post punk day now.

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sometimes I forget that we all have these extensive indie-rock pasts, and it amuses me.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

    I was all up in it.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

    Heh, no kidding.

    I found out the other day that my (pretty much) most-pretentious-indie- art-snob friend had never listened to Archers of Loaf. OH THE HUMANITY

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

    I say that only because I don't think that that's what brings us together normally, and yet there it is. (Although I guess a fair number of us found ILX via ILM.)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    she does like the ladies!!!

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

    I DO NOT HAVE AN EXTENSIVE, AMUSING INDIE-ROCK PAST

    JRODAN (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

    "Jrodan" = lolzor2k6

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wha? No Archers of Loaf? Lame. I had a funny realization recently when it dawned on me that when I saw them in 94 they were probably all like 23 or so. I thought they were all adult and I was a child, but boy was I wrong. They WOULD have given me the time of day. Maybe.

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Wow! I went to the New Answers page and discovered that a certain douche revived all the Chicago threads. It's heartening to see them all proudly displayed on one page.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

    Actually, they're gone again now ... which is worrisome.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

    didn't really dig the loaf post-icky mettle. my friend jon loved them though.

    otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.acton.org/images/sketches/lockelarge.gif

    LOCKE JON

    Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    You know, that TJoN cover doesn't look half as awkward as I remembered it. Basically, I'm thinking small up top, big hips, bad posture.. I've definitely got the big feet thing going on.

    I thought all those old threads were locked?

    Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    Looks like teeny edited them all.

    Who's the douche?

    xxpost

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

    jon williams. i was thinking about the 'spirit' comment and how he should be photoshopped onto a cheerleader or something, but duude, don't do a GIS on cheerleader with safe search turned off. well, unless you like cheerleader porn. me, not so much.

    Juulia (julesbdules), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Who's the douche?

    Oh. I should have guessed. xpost again

    Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay, good for Teeny. :)

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    kenan should photoshop a jon williams brand of douche.

    Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

    JW BE A-GUSHING

    Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    Okay, I'm going to a meeting over lunch (sucks) and then getting actual lunch (awesome), later.

    Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey Steve.

    jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

    Hey. If it's OK with you, I'm going to start a new thread.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

    You're kidding, right?

    The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    Here it is. Thanks.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

    please continue to use this thread, as i am ignoring any new threads that i create due to my incompetence. thanks.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link

    http://www.ty.com/images/products/4561_lg.gif


    that was to have been the thread's pic, but I FUCKED IT UP.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

    I kind of love that things worked out this way.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    i hate myself.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    I love you enough for both of us.

    Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

    The Great Chicago Thread Schism occured at around noon on el cinco de mayo, dos mil cinco.

    Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    I'm gonna say that's a lovely way to end a thread.

    xp oh well.

    teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

    I haven't seen that intense a blue since http://eil.com/newGallery/Double-Double---Blue-Vin-266142.jpg

    Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 5 May 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link


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