― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link
i admire his skinniness.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/comment/story/0,,1794532,00.html
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link
I love the way he drops arcane words into his speech and he's the only person I've heard who's used the crack is moreish gag and made it work.
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link
unfortunately saying '...the SWINE' has crept into my stock of lame tv-derived catchphrases.
example of brilliance: on the caption competition, the screen came up and instead of a caption it just said "winning caption". brand said it was a conceptual ploy a la derrida (or words to funnier effect). that's quick thinking, for a crackhead.
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― beeble (beeble), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link
he's on bbbm and...?
side-point: dermot and bblb have really gone off the boil.
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:41 (seventeen years ago) link
I echo this post entirely: "I am torn between thinking he's very funny and thinking he's an irritating nob end. He's probably both. "
I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.
― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link
He needs to become the new presenter of a revived Blankety Blank on BBC prime time.
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link
he should be ok then?
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link
ailsa OTM.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link
DANDIES HAVWE TO BE WELL-DRESSED
BRAND LOOKS LIKE A TRAMP WITH A SCARF
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link
oh me neither in all seriousness, i just thought it was a nice comical image.
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:05 (seventeen years ago) link
IMPORTANT RIDER: LEGS NEED TO BE GOOD IN FIRST PLACE
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Note to self: Search for the stem word 'dand' in future.
― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link
However he is very, very good at hosting BB'sBM. Given how many times it's on a week I am impressed that he can keep coming up with new iterations of not just the ballbags/SWINE link, but also "So-and-so is perfectly happy to do such-and-such, but when I suggested it would be quite good to see Aisleyne and Grace wrestling in crude oil in the middle of a desert, they looked at me like I was no better than Gary Glitter...", and the one that goes "Get in touch with us the way the Daily Mail gets in touch with asylum seekers, except use a phone instead of creating a hysterical climate of fear and distrust"...
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link
'... in the way the sun gets in touch with world cup supporters, only with a phone instead of advocating a fifa-inpired kristallnacht on all those who don't have a flag coming out of every orifice' (or something).
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link
But yeah, he's a twunt.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link
he SHOULD be a twunt but somehow isn't.
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link
He's funny and annoying in equal measures. I think I mostly like him.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link
Also that Derrida joke mentioned upthread was insane. Who else would be that quick.
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link
The singer was left shocked after the MTV host flirted outrageously with her throughout an interview for his show 1 Leicester Square. Later, the presenter apparently chased Minogue down a corridor and demanded her phone number.
"He is completely crazy and a bit of a vile predator," Dannii told The Mirror. "I certainly don't think he has cured his sex addiction, that's for sure. He wouldn't take no for an answer."
She added, "I was told he got sacked from MTV before for wearing an Osama bin Laden costume to work the day after September 11. I couldn't believe that I'd just agreed to be interviewed by someone who would do that, it really unnerved me.
"And then throughout the interview he kept making shocking remarks that I can't even repeat. Just uttering the words would make me blush."
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
Well I do declare!
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah it's kind of unnerving when you see him visibly turn off the zany tap when he cuts to break and the camera lingers on the set for a second longer
― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link
anyway, on charlie brooker's screenwipe t'other week there was a mock talent show audition -- and there he was! desperate.
kind of gives you an insight into... something.
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link
It was rubbish though.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/kennyeverett_3.jpg
― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link
I didn't watch his programme though. Is it repeated?
Rod Stewart was nice to the civillians too, but he kept his distance a bit more than RB.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:22 (seventeen years ago) link
can someone remind me of the good bits?
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tad Sneery (Dada), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link
keeps a cat, which for a vegetarian is like Wilberforce keeping a cannibal slave.
― DavidM* (unreal), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link
Sounds also like she wants to give Mick Farren a second chance. He's been on ILx you know.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link
Worried that if people found out she would be murdered in a drive-by shooting like what happened to Diana Rigg, obv.
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
And Pam Grier.
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Russell Brand's Ponderland on Channel 4 has been the funniest thing on TV for a long, long time.
― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link
^ban
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
In Bed With MeDinner for 15-year-old girls
In Bed With MeDinner for 15-year-old girls with jokes.
― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
In Bed With MeDinner > all other comedy of the past 20 years.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck me, I must've been watching something else then.
― nate woolls, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/HarryHillsmallerrordiffusion.gif
― The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 26 October 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i have been enjoying it too (as i mentioned elsewhere, and to my surprise) and had spotted the similarity to medinner (the public information films, for instance).
i like that he is not afraid to mock himself - he showed footage of his arrest, his clip from the bill, and him singing along with hammers fans (whilst recounting the stories behind them all). he does strike me as a cross between ross noble and noel fielding.
― koogs, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link
RUSSELL BRAND has always hero-worshipped MORRISSEY - and now his dreams have come true with an invite to be in his idol’s next promo.
Russell told me: “I’m off to LA to be in Morrissey’s video for a couple of days - mad, isn’t it?”
Not at all, Russell. At least you won’t c*** it up like the numbskull from the NME.
Russell’s also making a documentary on the ex-SMITHS star - a nerve-wracking gig keeping the Manc misery-guts happy.
It’s a task that would definitely cause the dinkle to shrink in fear.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link
fyi i was smoking crack in 2006
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Brand and Moz can talk about Celebrity Big Brother 2007 together.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link
oscar brand
― gabbneb, Thursday, 20 December 2007 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i like the programme he does on more 4 at the moment. his anecdote about trying to ask out one of the williams sisters was really funny (and endearing, just cos hes so honest).
― mr x, Thursday, 20 December 2007 13:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Charlie Brooker had a piece defending him in the last Guardian guide (which opened with Brooker admitting that all his friends were egging him on to tear into Brand when they heard he was writing a column on him).
I still haven't LOL'd at any Russell Brand, though. I can appreciate that he's clearly very clever (did Dennis Miller ever make it to the UK? Miller is a reference point for Brand, which is... not a good thing), and his redemption tale is impressive, but no laffs for me.
― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I can appreciate that he's clearly very clever
Not that clearly
― Tom D., Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
No, I guess you're right, but I think even detractors can admit he's pretty quick.
― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
TV Burp > Ponderland > TV Offal >>>>>>> In Bed With FattyUnfunnyMoreLike
― DavidM, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:48 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
WAU
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Care to share some examples of Brand adlibs, SS?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Didn't seem too quick on "Have I Got News..."
― Tom D., Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7508863.stm
Loathe as I am to cite the 'you wouldn't think it was funny if it was your family being attacked, Mr Brand' but...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought this thread was going to be about sports jerseys and shit
http://www.coloradocrush.com/resources/img/news/Russell-%20large.jpg
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
loath
― conrad, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I hear there's an Northampton ILX poster who looks like an unsuccessful rapist. Maybe I should call the police.
― Raw Patrick, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
OK, I'm in Northampton until further notice. What is good to do in Northampton?
-- Masonic Boom, Thursday, 3 July 2008 12:04 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Ek, he's fugly.
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
-> Clearly a sign I'm no longer "with it"
what, a right pointing arrow?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1858875.ece
Best comedy in the world
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 October 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Russell Brand has the demeanour of someone who is getting absolutely raped by his agent on royalties. Would any of ILX's namedrop kliq care to comment?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Crime expert and ex-Flying Squad chief John O’Connor yesterday said the “jokes” were “criminal”.
That's a bizarre sentence to just drop in the middle of the story, I don't know exactly why.
― Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Georgina was said to be “mortified”.
I should think so too. They are horrible knickers.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00628/SNN2703GX1_280_628992a.jpg(nsfw)
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
arghh put the warning BEFORE the link. lol.
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Monday, 27 October 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow @ that story, what a horrible, obnoxious asshole if it's true.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
So the BBC has four choices about what to do next:
1) do nothing2) punish Brand3) punish Ross4) punish Brand and Ross
Obviously they're not going to do anything to upset their £18M/yr star player Wossy, and they can't be seen to be taking no action at all, so it's out into the wilderness for Brand.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Or just apologise and see it if blows over.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7692911.stm
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think Brand's apology is going to cut it though...
"I would like to take this opportunity to issue a personal Russell Brand apology to Andrew Sachs, the great comic actor who played Manuel, for a message Jonathan and I left on his answerphone, but it was quite funny,"
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Somebody should punch him in the nuts.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Well yesterday the BBC were claiming that they hadn't even received a complaint from Sachs. Today they're all "sorry sorry sorry sorry". Brand's apology kind of misses the point - it's not the swearing, it's saying "lol I shagged your grand-daughter".
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link
And as for saying the Daily Mail is a right wing reactionary load of tosh, well fair enough, it is - but Russ son they'll be gunning for you now.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Hard to decide who is the bigger cunt, normally Ross would win this contest hands down but Russ is coming up on the rails
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, nobody slaps the wonderful Manuel about the head oh wait...
― Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I would like it if Cleese were to weigh in on this now.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think he even likes to be reminded of 'Manuel' does he? Or maybe that was a long time ago and now he looks back fondly on it?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Sachs that is, altho' probably Cleese as well.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm, the Daily Mail are going after a different angle...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i.e. their usual one. Look at these shocking photos! And we've got more!
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link
the daily mail REEEEEEEALLY hates women, doesn't it?
― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link
how in the world does someone like jonathan ross become anyone's "£18m star player"? i seriously can't discern anything about him which could make him that popular?
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it's more that middle class women hate women and the Daily Mail is more than happy to play to their needs.
xp
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lexotm
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I just cottoned on to this whole thread. Dud. Definitely dud.
In the same bag as Simon Amstell and Fearne thingy off GMTV.
― AndyTheScot, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"£18m star player"
Lex, I was being sarcastic - £18M over three years, £6M a year? Did you see him taking the piss out of Daniel Craig on Friday? "If you give me your watch, I'll give you this drinks coaster with a picture of Ricky Gervais on it"
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link
no i know you were being sarcastic but presumably the bbc thinks he's worth that, and he has the ratings to back it up...which is what i'm wtf about.
"If you give me your watch, I'll give you this drinks coaster with a picture of Ricky Gervais on it"
i mean eg i don't even know what's supposed to be funny about this?
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
he is suggesting that the coaster is as valuable as the watch!!!!!!!!!
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link
No you don't understand, Ricky Gervais coaster is the name of my dog!
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link
That's worth 18 million quid of anyone's money(xp)
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
how much did they used to pay Wogan? and he didn't even need a desk
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone mentioned the licence fee yet?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
how much did they used to pay Wogan?
Far too much
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I remember thinking Jonathan Ross was OK but that was in 1988 or somnething.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i think he can be funny. but he's not worth £6m of the license fee each year, especially when the beeb is stripping back its news department. if ross is worth that on the open market, let itv or channel 4 or sky pay it.
― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross was new in 1988, and OK in 1990. He is abysmal and unbearable now.
I find it bizarre that a 47-year-old married man, and father of 2 or 3 or whatever, could partake in this disgusting, scumbag activity. But one should not be surprised by anything, re. Ross and Brand. They are scumbags. They lazily mock others, they sail the BBC and British culture into the gutter, they pick up huge salaries for it, and they laugh. They are scum.
― the pinefox, Monday, 27 October 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd be surprised if any of this actually took place at all.
But hey, It's A Good Story and it gets Andrew Sachs publicity!
― Eric in the East Neuk of Anglia (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Still, his wife _does_ have amazing tits.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross, not Sachs.
I have no idea what Sachs' wife looks like.
I foresee a career revival for 78-year-old Sachs off the back of this episode
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link
presenting Bargain Hunt
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Why were they wanting him on Russell Brand's show in the first place if it wasn't for "lol he shagged your grand-daughter" related roffles?
― ailsa, Monday, 27 October 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
...
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
it's good that he got to have sex with that girl though
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
then he let us sniff his finger
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 27 October 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, obviously that was the only reason they phoned him, but doesn't he have an agent or something? Why on earth would Andrew Sachs, who IMDB tells me hasn't done anything for ages, think going on Russell Brand's show was going to be about him?
― ailsa, Monday, 27 October 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I really don't think this is about raising Sachs profile.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Quite possibly Andrew Sachs doesn't know who Brand is beyond some basic recognition of his face & name, I mean Sachs is an old guy.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
my sachs profile was certainly raised looking at pictures of the granddaughter
― max, Monday, 27 October 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
bdoom tish
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
No, it was about having a cheap laugh at his expense. Which they did. And were going to whether he complied or was involved, I imagine. I just don't quite get why he initially said he would appear as a guest on, of all things, Russell Brand's show. Is he doing the rounds of the chat shows for any reason just now?
xxpost that's why I was wondering about his agent's role in all of this.
― ailsa, Monday, 27 October 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
has russell brand got a daughter yet?
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Probably.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
poor things
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
He shoots blanks. I think I'll phone up Jonathan Ross and tell him this.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www3.waterstones.com/wat/images/nbd/m/21/9780593060827.jpgWhy do you say these things Wossy? Because 1) you have a big mouth and an overinflated sense of importance, 2) you have shit writers (three of whom are pictured on the cover of the above book), 3) somehow the BBC thinks you're worth £6M a year. A potty mouthed radio show, a mediocre film review show, and a chat show where you don't actually let the interviewees get a word in edgeways? "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross" is a long step down from "Parkinson", or even that Bentley totalling edjit Wogan. The BBC is unaware that they could show anything on a Friday night and people would watch. But soon they're going to realise that they could stick Alan Titchmarsh in that chair and save a whole load of money.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i vote snoball for ross' slot
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 27 October 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"Slot". Hyuk hyuk hyuk. D'you heaw that Wussell, he said "slot".
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Nah, I'd be too expensive. Get a schoolboy to do it instead.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually, I vote this guy:
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Found next year's Eurovision entry as well.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i turned louis's link off at the chorus. it was too catchy, and i can imagine myself singing it aloud in mixed company.
― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm singing the chorus to myself right now!
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm using an ar... um yeah, right now
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I listened to this show, it was pretty funny actually.The story behind it all was that Sachs was lined up for an interview to promote an appearance on a special episode of The Bill or something. When they called him up, presumably at an arranged time, they got his answer machine. Odd thing is, the show wasn't live, it was a pre-record, so it all could have been edited out.
I'm glad it wasn't though. I mean, it was a nasty, cunty thing to do, sure, it was also funny.
― DavidM, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Hilarious
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
How do I get that song LJ posted to be my ringtone?
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
You might like the related videos. "Fucksticks" especially.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ask ashley cole?
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
what was funny about it
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
YEah, leaving abusive messages on a 78 year old's answering machine is hilarious.
― Neil S, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, still not as knob obsessed as Ross though.
― snoball, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd be interested to know the number of complaints the BBC received immediately after the broadcast compared with the number they received after it was spread all over the Mail on Sunday.
Fairly typical Rag Week humour aimed at a Rag Week audience - I didn't find it funny but nor did I find it particularly offensive.
But then the Mail publishes the whole thing in lurid detail and suddenly there's a scandal, rebukes etc.
Seems fairly clear to me who the actual "villains" are in this case.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross and Brand?
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
No one would have given a toss about any of this had the Mail not decided to make an issue out of it because of their long-standing vested interests in getting rid of/privatising the BBC.
But Tabloids Need Good Stories and especially Good Headlines!
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Sachs might have cared. It's not exactly newsworthy but then again it's not the NOTW publishing the names of every sex offender in Britain either.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not aware that the Daily Mail was the only one newspaper to cover this story
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
yeh, and it's not just the mail who've run with it, either.
i've got next to no interest in this story, didn't hear the broadcast and haven't been paying much attention, so i don't feel entirely qualified to comment. i am a little surprised by how upset people seem to be getting about it, but perhaps that's because i'm an old cynic with a heart of stone.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway, if the BBC are going to employ Jonathan Cunt for £6 million a year go ahead and privatise the fuckers
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
^ yes.
It's a perfect fable of how lewd, sex-obsessed, binge-drinking modern Britain is pissing and trampling over the memory of the Britain we once loved, especially that of the nation's favourite racial caricature.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link
the nation's favourite racial caricature
Which Cockney Wanker are you referring to Brand or Cunt?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Or maybe George Lamb?
If the BBC were privatised, wouldn't that make it more likely JRoss would get enormopaymoneys, not less?
Or is that not the point? (I know what yr reply here is, public funded etc...)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish this crap would just go away and stop cluttering up my news broadcasts with drivel. I understand the BBC has to do public handwringing and the other networks need to gloat but perhaps the BBC could give over the Brand and Ross programmes to this dross rather than waste mine and John Humphrey's time with it.
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
the nation's favourite racial caricature.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:56 (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
poll
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Get to it, Matt
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:01 (fifteen years ago) link
It's a runner: Benny Hill's "Harrow Henley", "Rangi Ram" off hot mum, um um um...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, Stavros..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Spike Milligan's hilarious "Paki Paddy" character
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link
All Indian, Irish, Italian, Pakistani, Greek etc characters in Eastenders
Russ Abbott, "See You Jimmy"
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:03 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost ones where the stereotype *is* the nationality of the person playing it, doesn't count...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.understandingslavery.com/citizen/scaled/96393701.jpeg
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It's on the level of every pub conversation ever, really, this whole business.
And coincidentally millions are reminded that Andrew Sachs is still with us and available for work.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link
^ from my home town (xp)
Jim Davidson, "Chalky"
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Harry Enfield, "Nelson Mandela"
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Postman Patel
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
And also coincidentally, the ratings for Ross and Brand's R2 shows next week will go through the roof.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
John Bird's Idi AminRory Bremner's Trevor MacDonald
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
John Bird's Idi Amin
This was especially vile. Nice one, John.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link
While we're at it
ben Kingsly's ghandiAlec Guiness' Price Faisal
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419AFA29XML._SL500_AA240_.jpg
Hilarious.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Alec Guiness' Fagin
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ben Kingsly's ghandi
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:16 (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That'd be Ben Kingsley, real name "Krishna Bhanji", yes?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Bo Selecta passim
David Baddiel as Jason Lee
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Although, in fairness, that was as funny as it was racist.
Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer, The Ponderers
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Julian Barrat Rudy Van der Sose
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link
One of those Little Britain fuckers - Ting Tong.
I'm just sticking around to see if Ed provides the correct spelling for any of the named performers he cites. Although I suppose it is a form of Googleproofing.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
The poll would be futile because it'd be dozens of forgotten options, a big fight, and then a 25-vote landslide victory for Borat once all the Americans turn up.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
futility is our middle name.
ILX futility.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Ali G of course
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Peter Seller's indian doctor.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link
peter cellar's' indian anything
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link
inspecteur cluseauauauauau
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty much anyone from It Ain't Half Hot Mum or Allo Allo, including the Brits.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty much everyone in everything.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Sachs probably does not want publicity or employment any more than your grandfather does.
People who want to privatize the BBC and destroy PSB are bad and sinister.
Ross and Brand are scum who degrade this country's public culture and they should not employed by the BBC.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Plenty of offensive jokes are made in pubs and on messageboards.
But when they are published in mass market circulation newspapers then isn't it the newspapers who should be censured?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.sikhspectrum.com/032003/images/ad.jpg
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Why would they want to destroy the Pet Shop Boys?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
So pay me £6 million a year then
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
xpHe also busked outside this restaurant to drum up business for it. So, you know, it was a kinder gentler racism with a heart of gold.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
23 Brook Street - oddly enough, Jimi Hendrix's gaff.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Next door to Handel's old drum
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
^ nice catch x-post.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Now a Jo Malone...haha how times have changed.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Handel's Old Drum - Serves The Best Mint Cracknell Milkshakes In London
(cue signed photos of Bernard Cribbins, Derren Nesbitt, Aimi MacDonald &c)
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Also note the lovely little symbol drawn in the corner of Sellers' autograph.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Om nom nom nom, delicious
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Very good.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
The original birdy num num
Now a range of 'designer' hangbags...haha how time have cha...wait I've already done that.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Also a French DJ crew - I did not know that...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Sachs probably does not want publicity or employment any more than your grandfather does
yes. that'll be why he's agreeing to do phone interviews with arsehole celebrity DJs, etc.
isn't he still doing the odd piece of voiceover work, too?
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Is he still the last statue you see at Madame Tussaud's?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
they'll move him back up the celebrity scale again now, no doubt.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
He'll be in the jungle with Ant & Dec next
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
god! Probably.
Are they still doing that "celebrity fantasy league" the BBC?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah yes, Ant & Dec with their hilarious "blacked up" "Rich Arabs" "wind-up" "routine." Most fitting for the nation's favourite Chiswick-dwelling Tory-voting professional Geordies!
Sachs I think still relatively busy on the voiceover/audio books front.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
wasn't that "rich arabs" just a total nick off that NewsOfTheWorld.. oh right!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
south african guy in alan partridge
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link
or geordie guy obv
― Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Spike Milligan passim
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Chris Morris as Fur Q
Mark Heap, Tras Duprez
"Using make-up sticks we transformed our white reporter Tras Duprez, into a black man to see if the law would treat him any differently. Within five minutes, he'd committed a pocket theft and by mid-afternoon, he was attacking passers-by with violent muggings, and fleecing them viciously on the cobbles."
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ant and dec as "comedy geordies" ... oh, wait ...
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Pete and Dud's Bo Duddley routine.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I've created a monster.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Bags Dean Gaffney as Frankenstein.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
It was good enough for A Guy Called Gerald xxpost
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Ofcom to probe Brand and Ross
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"He said pwobe, Wuss, hyuk hyuk hyuk"
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
As soon as Mediawatch and David Davies start calling for them to be sacked I want them to be retained at higher salaries.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Outrage in the Times and they handily provide a link to the original calls.
Cant, cant, cant.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Exactly the same thing at the Telegraph.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
David Attenborough, Miley Cyrus and Frank Skinner on Ross on friday. I wonder if any of them will decline the invite?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Cant, cant, cant
is this your jonathan ross impression? it's quite good.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Skinner will give Ross some stick - what did Ross say when Skinner got into trouble over the "Matthew Kelly's beard" joke?
― snoball, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Frank Skinner should make a few jokes about Ross's wife's nervous breakdown, it's what Russell Brand would do
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
David Attenborough, Miley Cyrus and Frank Skinner on Ross on friday
ugh what a thought, it's enough to make me eat my fish and chips twice.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link
The Daily Mail has got all the info and photos of Andrew Sachs daughter in stockings and high heels you need - including a transcript of the phone calls and Andrew Sachs saying basically 'calm down everybody'.
Miss Baillie said last night: 'I've only just got back.'I was aware of what happened but I just need some time to get my head together now.'I don't want to say anything more until I've had a chance to speak to my agent.'
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Isn't it a pretty pass when Andrew Sachs is reduced to doing Harry Enfield "Scouser" impressions for a living?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Haven't the Mail managed to shoehorn Peter Mandelson into the story yet?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I believe Leading Writer Leo McKinstry is busy scouring local Foot Locker branches even as we speak.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/david_hughes/blog/2008/10/27/russell_brand_and_jonathan_ross_should_be_sued_for_breach_of_privacy
Tags: Alastair Campbell , George Osborne , John Prescott , Jonathan Ross , Lord Mandelson , Russell Brand
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Telegraph, as Tom said above, also provides a link to the source - so much for "double standards."
Someone should report all these newspapers to the PCC and have them formally censured.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Blimey - the comments on that telegraph article.This all seems to be getting out of hand now. Cameron wading in on the news just now, predictably. It seems obvious that a head is going to roll, probably the producer of the programme?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Cameron wading in on the news just now, predictably
You're joking??!?!? That's not predictable!
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Thing is when you employ someone for his risky mouthy not scared to offend former sex and drug addict reputation it's a bit pointless slapping his wrist for living up to expectations.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
What's Jonathan Ross's excuse tho?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Of course it is - any chance to bash the beeb and look like he's doing what needs to be done to fix broken britain, he's there.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
What will your excuse be when senior Labour figures start doing the same thing?
Cameron's doing it because it keep George Osborne off the front pages for a bit longer.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
If Andrew Sachs had been a muslim would they have broadcast it? Of course not. They pick and choose who can be offended.- Chris, Romford, 27/10/2008 23:43
― max, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Good work Romford.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:17 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That's David Cameron's excuse?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
cameron should ask russell brand to sleep with george osborne's daughter to get him off the front pages.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Considering she's 5 years old, that ploy would certainly work a treat
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually Cameron merely seems to be mimicking Labour MP Paul Farrelly's earlier call. Bandwagon jumpers the lot of them.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL I saw that "chris, romford" comment too. It doesn't even make any sense!
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Every SINGLE time I see this thread title I think it refers to Russel brand athletic-wear.
― Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
So let me get this straight.
Gordon Brown pulls the Western world from the brink of economic collapse.
David Cameron has so little to do with his time that he is able to complain about a couple of disc jockeys on the radio.
As far as the next election is concerned it's what is commonly known as a "fucking no-brainer."
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
When did he do that then? I must have missed it.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lol misspelled into amirite!
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
glad you stopped using Annoying Display Name
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
not the same without you
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"It also emerged yesterday that Ms Baillie is part of a dance troupe known as Satanic Sluts Extreme, who describe themselves as “four of the sexiest depraved London jezebels”, and who perform “violent, horrific and sexy burlesque shows”.
Where's that thread Dom started about how steampunk and neo-burlesque is worse than hitler again?
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
That didn't emerge yesterday, I was reading about that at the weekend. Didn't think it particularly relevant to anything in particular, but then again I don't write for the Daily Mail.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link
She reminds me of Marilyn Manson a bit, it's kind of grim.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
No, it's not even remotely relevant (presumably the detail is added to arouse outrage the mail/torygraph's readers) seeing as how the 2 prats phoned the goth woman's grandfather. It's just...."burlesque"....guh.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
She also makes for a really unconvincing goff, as you'd expect from anyone who tried for a career as a Page 3 model before she realised Trivium fans are a lot less discerning than white van men.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I'll start a burlesque dance troupe called "Satanic Sluts Mild". Who's in?
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Satanic Sluts Mild? think they have that on tap in the Intrepid Fox
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It's the Goth version of Sweetheart Stout
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Gordon Brown speaks out on this matter of national importance
― ailsa, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"Christ, what a planet"
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what is the context for Cameron and Brown's statements? questions from backbenchers in HOC or "news" journalists?
Clegg's just weighed in now too: "Kill the bastards" apparently.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Then sentence was passed, as followeth, viz. That they should return to the place from whence they came, from thence be drawn to the common place of execution, and there to be hanged by the necks, then cut down alive, their privy-members cut off, and bowels taken out to be burnt before their faces, their heads to be severed from their bodies, and their bodies divided into four parts, to be disposed of as the Daily Mail should think fit.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
... bit harsh on Russell, but fair enough for Ross
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
the gunk tank's too good for 'em
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
this is win-win for everybody
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
she seems sweet...http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i1.bebo.com/004a/small/2006/02/19/23/239471630a318143701b557310416s.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp%3FMemberId%3D242599832&h=62&w=62&sz=3&hl=en&start=2&sig2=W0lYp5Ciway0_5G0A0WPAg&usg=__3gbXRpaURFRowaZuG0IIlN9SyZU=&tbnid=3zHge4G0byXQ2M:&tbnh=62&tbnw=62&ei=rFQHSZrFNqPE0gStjKzqAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3DGeorgina%2BBaillie%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
longest link ever.
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7694989.stm
Fantastic.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Would be better as a step-by-step illustration by the guy who does the football cartoon in the Sun
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Or a big Brass Eye style animated graphic.
― snoball, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
It's the timeline that had to be made.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
For fuck's sake, literally everyone involved in this (apart from Sachs, possibly) comes out of this really badly, don't they. Why the hell Brown thought he had to weigh in I'll never know. It's the final, terrible apotheosis of celebrity culture [/rant]
― Neil S, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
oh i doubt there's anything final about this!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yes it's going to run and run isn't it.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I like it that Brown had to make that statement whilst in France, standing alongside Sarkozy during a press conference about the current finacial crisis.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
you never explained what you found funny about the original 'joke'
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
With Sarkozy thinking that they order these things better in France. It is fucking ridiculous that Brown felt he had to say something presumbly because the story is still snowballing and if he didn't the papers would be all "Why Is Brown Dithering Over Ross Brand BBC Taxpayers Fiasco?".00 Take a stand man! It's not like those papers aren't going to shit all over you anyway.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw this dude on teevee. He's unwatchable
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Naah: This is what happened....
GB: "So, pretty busy day, done loads, what's DCameron been up to?"Person: "Well, he's on the news re JR/RB and ASachs (etc)"GB: "So, if I make a statement, that's him off the front pages?"Person: "Yep"GB: "You write it, I'll sing it.."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not offended by the original prank but if this means these two TOTALLY UNFUNNY comedians are down the dumper, career-wise, it'll all have been worth it
― Dave from Norwich, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
this is all over our paper tomorrow. scotland's finest columnist has done 1200 words on it (admittedly 1200 very good words, which do turn into a shoeing of the BBC halfway through). seriously: WTF?
good things about this story: overpaid celebrity dicks (and i do quite like RB, but he has become increasingly lazy and tedious) might suddenly realise they should WRITE SOME PROPER MATERIAL and not just rely on their, umm, "personalities" to fill in their air-time.
bad things about this story: absolutely everything else.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow, both the PM and the leader of the opposition weigh in on this, despite us being in a financial hole? What clever times we live in.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't Gordon Brown have to weigh in on Jade Goody as well? Although she at least had the decency to offend an entire subcontinent.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
presumably in both cases the MPs were asked about the issue tho? expressing disinterest would surely result in BROWN OUT OF TOUCH WITH PUBLIC etc.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah in this case the witch hunt has gathered such pace that it's best that Brown half-heartedly shout "burn them" while looking the other way, rather than be castigated himself.
Has the Prime Minister of Spain commented on this important diplomatic incident yet?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
This truly is the day the 00s ended, isn't it?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
No.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, OK, there have now been 10,000 complaints to Ofcom. This, remember, is now well over a week after the show was broadcast. Bandwagon, much?
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
― Dave from Norwich, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I think, basically, this.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
what's ofcom's email address?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Thing is though that they will probably walk away, jobs and salaries intact, and some dozy producer and editor will have to take the bullet.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Welcome to British entertainment
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Forget OFCOM the Guardian's having a poll.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
70/30 in favour of sacking at the moment.
well, this is a whole lotta fuss over nuttin'.
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
wow i hadn't clicked on this thread for some hours, it's really blown up hasn't it. and OMG at that BBC timeline HAHAHA
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
1When Britain first, at Heaven's commandArose from out the azure main;This was the charter of the land,And guardian angels sung this strain:"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."2The nations, not so blest as thee,Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall;While thou shalt flourish great and free,The dread and envy of them all."Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."3Still more majestic shalt thou rise,More dreadful, from each foreign stroke;As the loud blast that tears the skies,Serves but to root thy native oak."Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."4Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame:All their attempts to bend thee down,Will but arouse thy generous flame;But work their woe, and thy renown."Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."5To thee belongs the rural reign;Thy cities shall with commerce shine:All thine shall be the subject main,And every shore it circles thine."Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."6The Muses, still with freedom found,Shall to thy happy coast repair;Blest Isle! With matchless beauty crown'd,And manly hearts to guard the fair."Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:"Britons never will be slaves."
― max, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Channel 4 News was pretty OTM last night - it led with a special report on the rebel troops more or less taking the "Democratic" Republic of Congo by force, with ineffectual shooting from UN helicopters unable to stop them. "Gordon Brown has said nothing about this today," said Mr Guru-Murthy, "but found plenty to say on the clearly far more pressing and important issue of Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross."
That about sums it up.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, but 'they' asked him!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I seriously think that putting Ross and Brand in the stocks for an afternoon and throwing some rotten vegetables at them, would be the best solution.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link
GB not passing up the opportunity to seek some cheap public approval.
I would like my politicians to deal with politics.
The world is being taken over by that well-known scourge Eleanor Handcart.
Obama doesn't waste breath or energy moaning about Rush Limbaugh. He just gets on with it.
Would that our politicians would do the same.
But since they're scared of tabloid bullies it won't happen.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, October 29, 2008 9:16 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i would throw vegetables at them happily
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
where vegetables = rocks
what are your thoughts on rebel troops taking the "democratic" republic of congo by force, marcello?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I really hate it when concern trolling from the Mail takes hold.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link
For "Ross and Brand" replace with "Rebekah Wade and Paul Dacre."
In the first few hours after the show was broadcast there were precisely TWO complaints made to the BBC.
After the Sunday tabloids made an issue out of it the number increased, initially to 500 on the Sunday, then to 3,000 on Monday, and by yesterday it had reached 10,000.
Do you seriously think that the Mail or the NOTW give a damn about Andrew Sachs and his family and whether they were hurt or not?
No - what it comes down to is that It's A Good Story.
Stir in some envy on the part of tabloid hacks who can't deal with people like Ross and Brand being more talented and earning more money than them and it's an infallible recipe.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin)
Hey he just saved the Western World from the brink of economic collapse, cut the guy some slack.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, it's the safety and comfort afforded to us by a stable economy that means we all have more important things to concentrate on now, like the very real menace posed by radio DJs making prank calls.
(the campaign to lock up Des McLean starts here)
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Given that the rebels are being backed by Rwanda, I fully expect a repeat of the 1994 massacres.
And, as in 1994, the rest of the world will turn in the other direction and try to pretend it's not happening.
Because student pranks on a Saturday night radio show are far more important than genocide.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
(the brand/ross stocks things could be a Children in Need event! Sachs could come on dressed as Manuel, his grand daughter as sexy goth, they could throw stuff. People could pledge money to chuck stuff. It'd raise loads of money for charity. Everything would be forgotten)
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
it took seconds of GBrown's life (and, OK, David Cam's also) to respond to a question.
How long have we, individually, mulled this?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Jel's idea is the best one yet!
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd like to see some children from congo also involved in this. possibly setting off the fireworks at the start of the show
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
You know, of course, JRoss and RBrand would go for this idea?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
They would as well!
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
While it was happening, would Russ floridly reference:
1. The Crucible?2. The Revenger's Tragedy?3. 'Tis Pity She's A Whore?
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
1. That is where they end up, the visible arena where the DMailhivemind's thirst for public denigration is sated?2. .. that Andrew Sachs would have to dress up as Manuel one more time?3. (not going there)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link
No, he would reference page 14 of Iron Man issue 176 (no I'm not going to look it up).
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
so it turns out brand and baillie did shag.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
um, yeah...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link
And she wants them sacked, sacked, sacked.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
dinkle dinkle ballbag
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) ...so she can get publicity, publicity, publicity
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that the name of the next Scissor Sisters album?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link
No, they went out and got a new hype man.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
How this will end:- producer gets sacked- Brand's career takes a mild (not Deayton sized) beating- Ross gets off with a slap on the wrist, consequently becomes more unbearable than ever
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess this means we'll be getting David Jacobs back on Saturday evenings.
"Hello THAAR and welcome to this week's edition of Dinkle Dinkle Ballbag..."
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"My guest is the splendid veteran funnyman Mr Andrew Sachs, whom I once bumped into in Shaftesbury Avenue in 1958 while taking refreshing imbibements with dear Richard Wattis..."
Westwood astonished by sudden increase in ratings for his show.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Surely Russell Brand will use this opportunity to fuck off to America?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Hasn't he burned at least some of his boats there post-MTV Awards speech?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Russell can't go to America after he called Bush a retard on national tele.
Is anyone at all surprised that Brand did actually shag the Satanic Slut? he's shagged everyone he's ever met, hasn't he?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I know "Americans will enjoy the worst fucking shit British comedy has to offer" is one of society's great rules, but I think Brand would be a step too far.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
After calling Dubya a "retarded cowboy"? Yeah, that's going to work out well... (damn, xposted...)
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
As if Little Britain USA already wasn't (xp).
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe he'll go to Australia
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand is the person who spent about two weeks on Celebrity Big Brother repeatedly pointing out that Shilpa Shetty was at fault for being racially abused, mainly because he shared an agent with Jade Goody at the time (possibly still does?)
Brand shouldn't go to America. He'll just end up like Steve Martin and Robin Williams, i.e. starring in gloopy, sentimental "comedies" that go straight to video to "broaden" his appeal.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxpost) They could feed him ice cream with excrement in it.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't know about the agent connection - well, that says a lot.
Pseudo-Masonic cabals, the one thing that will guarantee that Britain starts getting sent UN food parcels in ooh 2011.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Still, none of this changes the fact that the newspapers are primarily to blame for this.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link
because he shared an agent with Jade Goody at the time (possibly still does?)
haha did that agent do something spectacularly nasty in a previous life?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.johnnoelmanagement.com/
Seems like Goody has left the agency since then, but they've signed the Queens of Noise to replace her, so that's OK then.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Damn you Dom, so quick of the mark...so, xp...
John Noel - also agent to Davina McCall, Dermot O'Reilly, Matthew Wright.
I think we can see who really should be stopped from working...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
repeatedly pointing out that Shilpa Shetty was at fault
Whoa! I don't remember this!
I know he played Devil's advocate on that, many times, but not in relation to that incident...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Still, none of this changes the fact that the newspapers are primarily to blame for this
hmm. chicken and egg, i'd say. i appreciate how hypocritical and gleeful newspapers are being about this, but there is a substantial part of me that says: at last! overpaid drivelling celebs get the beats. ultimately: if RB and JR weren't just sitting there talking ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT, there'd be no story.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
what's the blame sorry i missed it?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link
that our country is going down the pan??
Sachs' granddaughter is being represented by Max Clifford. So this is going to run on until Christmas. Or until the economy explodes.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Radio DJs talking shit is not a story though really, is it? xposts
(some slight revisionism/exaggeration going on re. Brand's part in the CBB racism row - as I remember, he wasn't hugely critical of Goody, but he was hardly cheering her on either, and certainly wasn't blaming Shetty)
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
but did he shag shetty and/or goody
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I wondered how long it was going to take Max to get in there...honestly, I could have written this.
"overpaid drivelling celebs" - bit of envy there, Simon?
As you well know, tabloids run on several basic demographic principles, one of the most key is "somewhere, readers, someone is having more fun than you." The job then is to assuage and flatter their readers, those who've settled for the mediocre middle ground, those who missed their chances to exceed themselves, or turned them down, and now grind away in joyless jobs for fear of the bailiffs.
So it's hardly surprising that papers like the Mail are happy to exploit this envy in the sense of "taking them down a peg" - i.e. reducing them to the level of their readers when their job should be vice versa - and issue hypocritical howls of canting mock-outrage at a student-level prank joke on a Saturday evening radio show aimed at a young, student audience.
Kenny Everett would have relished all this if he'd lived to see it.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I bet he'd have shagged... oh wait
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link
But Brand really is untalented, and has never been funny
I can bear Ross as a presenter sometimes, but he ruined They Think Its All Over for me.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link
On the contrary, Brand is about the only "funny" broadcaster on R2. Ross is frequently funny on his show as well but to a great extent that depends on who his guests are.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
ah well, i disagree. apples and oranges etc.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand was funny a couple of years ago - now instead of jokes he just says "ooohh my dinkle!!!". Ross needs to be reminded that "chat show" doesn't mean that he continually interrupts his guests and makes unfunny scripted crap jokes over the top of them.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
That's why I prefer him on the radio where he's naturally funny, improvises and doesn't rely on scripts.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I think both are occasionally very funny indeed, but both are also massively prone to indulgent and aimless ego-stroking wittering. The two together is like a pair of schoolkids egging each other on to swear so much the teacher gives them detention. Which is kind of pathetic given how potentially talented they both are.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Like Pete and Dud weren't.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Or Milligan and Sellers.
Which exonerates Brand and Ross how?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
They're both cunts, I'll be happy if their careers are in tatters.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually like both of them when they are doing what they are good at, though both have strayed way from their comfort zone through the media's insistence on overexposure of "popular" celebs (see also Myleene Klass, Anton DuBeke, Carol Vorderman, Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Jade Goody, etc etc etc) to the point where they think they can get away with anything because they are so popular and loved, when basically they were just liked for doing what they used to do before they got turned into poster children for taking the fucking piss and irritating the fuck out of everyone with their omnipresence.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
HI DERE I HVAE BAALSACK!
― THE AMAZING RUSSELL (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
The video footage of them making the calls immediately made me think of Derek and Clive.
"I'll be happy if their careers are in tatters" - come off it Matt, if you were them you'd love every second of this and you want their lifestyle so much, as do we all. Be honest!
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
OH NO LAST NIGHT I DID A POO ON UR GRANDDAGHTER'S FLANGE
― JONU R (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
what does the first bit have to do with the second bit?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Not as easy as it looks, is it, Ken?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
apropos Brand impersonation
Their careers in tatters = even more airtime for Graham Norton.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't say I do want their lifestyles, actually; I'm by nature a reasonably quiet and lazy homebody, and I don't imagine either of them has a great deal of time for lolling around with kittens.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i wish i can get paid £6m talking about my balls, but i also wish other people don't get paid £6m talking about their balls (or mine). i'm being v honest.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
if you were them you'd love every second of this
erm, Brand didn't look like he was loving too much of it on the footage of him being hounded by journos. Just repeating Krishna over and over, very nervous.
And FUCK if you think we ALL want his lifestyle, how can you make such a bollocks claim?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
xposts it was very easy
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
how can you make such a bollocks claim?
correct term is ballsack.
I think Marcello was being facetious, dudes.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
no wai matt.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i wish i can get paid £6m being facetious.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross has a great deal of time for lolling around with his little pugs and whathaveyou, dressing his dog up in stupid clothes forms quite a large part of his patter on his Friday night show. He's not been terribly controversial up until this point, has he? (I'm assuming this now to actually be controversial, even though I think it's bollocks). Agreed that Brand looked a bit uncomfortable outside his house, but I think he often does seem uncomfortable for one supposedly so egotistical.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, look at Jonathan Ross. Plenty of fuck you money, the freedom to do what he likes how and when he likes, he can buy all the games and gadgets he wants (buy? he probably gets them all sent to him free) and be a total geek with them. And he's probably a lot more of a homebody than he gets credit for. What's not to want?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
so it turns out jayne mansfield did have someone to push lobsters up her arse.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 1978 10:11 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish I could get paid to talk about my hair, watch films, and have a wife with a nice cleavage.
I already do the first two.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Ambition, Jel, ambition!
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) your wife has just filed for divorce, and hired Max Clifford to be her publicist for the ensuing tabloid shitestorm...
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
He's not been terribly controversial up until this point, has he?
He made the front pages after asking David Cameron if he ever wanked to pictures of Thatcher, apart from that I think the major controversy as far as Daily Mail World is concerned is his wages.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder why he never asked the late Alan Clark? He would have got a positive response, probably.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
was led to believe Brand's on air response to CBB racism was "there's been some right bad racism abaht today and no mistake my liege, it's made Mr Winkie shrink right up into my balls it has, and my balls have only gone and gone up me arse" or similar, now feel betrayed
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
If it's wishing to be something you're not - aim a little higher.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
When it's written out like that you realise that Brand's not that far removed from Wogan, just with added scatology.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, Wake Up With Wogan is literally two hours of "and no mistake my liege."
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay don't even go there comparing Wogan to Brand
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh no. Brand's way funnier.
OK, he's no Fred Macaulay, I'll give you that...
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
JBrand today: "The Beeb..beeceee... in it's infinite wisdom...shalom..."
XPOST YEAH! LET'S GO comparing Wogan to Brand
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross Abbot was in the Sarah Jane Adventures on Monday! In 20 years, Brand will be doing the same!
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Wogan - septuagenarian disc jockey and unpleasant little right wing creep on the quiet who's traded off the same limited range of sub-Flann O'Brien whimsicalities for the best part of forty years.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Top stories from the Beeb
Woman loses assisted suicide case Scores dead after Pakistan quake Jonathan Ross TV show to go ahead
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Still in the wrong order.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross dead after assisted suicide
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"But Sir David Attenborough, due on as a guest, says he is "discussing the situation with the BBC"."
Cripes.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Russell Brand might have to be a filler guest. David, don't give 'em your mobile number.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I understand Ricky Ger-vay is on standby.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
So, if he drops out.. Hmm, who can they get at short notice, that would be reasonably expected to make ratings thicksoup?
xpost damn gave it away the punchline...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
suddenly this has somehow turned into lose-lose!! how have they done this?
i actually have some sympathy for brand here; when you read what was actually said, brand was just running with something ross started - if ross hadn't raised the bar of blunt offensiveness so high at the beginning brand wouln't have had to go so far to "top" him, which is what these things always turn into
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahah: of course there is! somewhere out there, maybe even lurking over this thread, is an ageing ILX0r with whom i once tried very hard to be funny on the radio ... sometimes, maybe for mere seconds at a time, we just about managed it. so yeh, as someone with a short and unimpressive history in radio (not just at a student level, either), i'm envious of people who are more talented than i am. i think that's natural.
where i get pissed off is when the talent stops trying. i've repped for RB round these parts more than once: i think he has the capacity to be a wonderful comedian, and his live show a couple of years back was magnificent. however ... well, nick nails it:
I think both are occasionally very funny indeed, but both are also massively prone to indulgent and aimless ego-stroking wittering. The two together is like a pair of schoolkids egging each other on to swear so much the teacher gives them detention. Which is kind of pathetic given how potentially talented they both are
this is the point at which envy of talent/justified success gives way to something more base and basically jealous, ie: dude, how the fuck are you getting paid so much for this shit?
i mean, prank calling is feeble. i remember doing it when i was a kid: bored shitless at a mate's house after his commodore 64 overheated, we started ringing up the operator and being stupid. it wasn't funny then and it ain't funny now (fonejacker: that includes you).
JR, let's not forget, is the man who claimed -- tongue perhaps in cheek -- that he was worth a thousand BBC journalists. you know what? he might well be more talented than most of the other BBC talent. trouble is, nobody can remember any more because his schtick is about as lazy as it can be.
this isn't just about RB and JR; it's about what passes for comedy, or worthwhile broadcasting. (and yes, the fact that every newspaper and news programme is full of it also says a lot about what passes for news reporting!)
i'm meant to be writing a lab report. perhaps i should sack that and dig out my unfinished (barely begun) sitcom. it actually had a couple of jokes in it, if i remember rightly.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"Miss, he started it!""Yes but you carried on with it"
― ledge, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I took the "thousand journalists" comment as a sort of rap faux-braggadoccio. If he meant it then he really is a jerk. But somehow I don't think he is, except for that jibe at Rod Hull at the Comedy Awards whatever year of the nineties it was, even though that was scripted.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, I hope he learned from that particular misjudgement.
Ar age 16, stoned out of our minds, we looked up teachers' phone numbers at 4am in the local directory. Found our (youthful, leftwing) English teacher's number. Called him. Asked if he'd ever licked a dolphin. Hung up. Seemed like the funniest fucking thing of all time, at the time. Not so much later.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
And they've been suspended.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7696714.stm
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Bailie said "they shoudl be sacked for inflating my celebrity standing and getting me booked out as a crap burlesque dancer until mid 2010".
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't say anything about their being suspended on that link.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Youthful Leftwing English Teacher's SO: "who was that on the phone just now?"Youthful Leftwing English Teacher: "Er, sounded like someone who wanted to know if I 'kicked it golfing'..."
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes it does?
Where?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh right, they've just added a paragraph at the top.
18,000 complaints = approx 60,982,000 people who don't want them suspended.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope my maths is right there.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Daily Politics show on BBC just now talking about nothing but this story.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Craven cowards.
A golddigger on the make and probably on the take starts whingeing "daddy daddy thethe men inhulted me" and two perfectly good presenters get suspended.
Kowtowing to the tabloid fascists.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh wait they're onto trivialities like Afghanistan now.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Forthcoming to Saturday night Radio 2: four hours of Radio 2 Jukebox with Richard Allinson done with voice tracking to try and nick some listeners off Gold.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
If Lesley Douglas or Mark Thompson had any guts they'd have stood up and told the parties involved to go fuck themselves.
Paul O'Grady was right about the BBC being like the Home Office and sucking all the life out of anyone who went in there.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has also criticised the pair for their "inappropriate and unacceptable behaviour" on Brand's radio show.He is also expected to face questions from MPs over the affair in prime minister's questions later.
so he made public comment on it in advance so as to pre-empt this, or is 'expected to face questions' more a result of the comment? chicken/egg
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Awaiting the "saying Georgina Bailie is on the take is misogynist" posts.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
There is a fucking RECESSION in this country.
And MPs are wasting precious time talking about THIS?
Christ, Britain breaks up a little bit more with every day.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, Nick, who'd heard of her before this was all blown up out of any sensible proportion?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Truly Ross and Brand are Heroes of Comedy *sniff*
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Personally if I were JR or RB I'd just fuck off to Sky or wherever and let the BBC stew in its own brown Windsor soup.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Kelvin "Scousers piss on dead bodies" MacKenzie is on BBC News 24 right now talking about how offensive Brand and Ross are.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Russell Brand had. On a swing.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i think at this moment it's worth remembering the original "celebrity" prank caller, john bean, aka leroy murcer -
from knoxville tennessee, ca. late 1970s/early 1980s - also, actually funny
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone who signs up with Max Clifford is probably hoping to profit from their unfortunate situation regardless of gender.
Gah when they said on the news last night that it was Commented Upon In Parliament, there were only about 20 MPs sitting.
― Bristol Meth (suzy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
So that'll be Mark Lamarr covering for Ross for a fortnight and Stuart Maconie in the evening to send everyone off to sleep/Radio 1.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
If you want some advice there's a good thread to post it to.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
politicians going on oligarch's yachts get to keep their job and these guys get suspended for making a prank call?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
this is some country
i thought Alexander Bell made the first prank call. pretending to be a sailor.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
haha mackenzie is loving this.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost to raw patrick: yeh, i'll obviously bear that in mind ;)
I took the "thousand journalists" comment as a sort of rap faux-braggadoccio. If he meant it then he really is a jerk
i think it was somewhere between the two extremes.
fuck this suspension lark: what does that mean for the first ep of russell brand's ponderland? because we've got a TV preview of that running in tomorrow's paper and if it gets pulled ... here, hang on, i'm not back in till friday. why am i worrying?
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link
That's not on the BBC, though, so it shouldn't be affected.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
at least, not if Channel 4 have any guts.
C4 will be glad of Ponderland ratings bump
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, C4 it's on innit? They'll be loving this - highest ratings ever, as all the grannies check him out to see if he's offensive?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Director of audio and music Tim Davie said it was 'too early to speculate'
Hmm, so there's one person not issuing soundbites. Unless that's one.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
BBC News website readers can follow prime minister's questions live on the BBC News website.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, good point: sorry, i was thinking it was BBC3. hmm. yeh, sorry, as we were.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
thought the whole point of speculation was that it's too early
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Did a vicar's son give the nod for Ross and Brand's obscene phone calls?
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Tell you something else I found out yesterday,
From the "Move" 4CD boxset: One of their first 'proper' gigs, after Tony Secunda took the manager's job, was a fundraiser for the Conservative party to which they invited Ted Heath to join in with!
Does that mean they *all* go on the list, not just Bev "Bev Kev" Bevan?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Happier times: Georgina as a 10-month old in a treasured family photo
Daily Mail photo caption
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Flipping hell (Grouty xpost) what was it with Brumbeat bands and their Tory leanings? One of the Idle Race's singles IIRC had its royalties donated to the Tory Party (allegedly) and some of the Moody Blues and Duran Duran are on the Tories' official celebrity list.
If Roy Wood consented to this he's just gone down approximately a zillion trillion percent in my personal ratings. Especially given that it was Joe Boyd who "discovered" them in the first place.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
(or was this just general resentment/reaction against Wilson's libel suit?)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081388/PIERS-MORGAN-Brand-just-sex-obsessed-ex-junkie--Its-Ross-BBC-sack-today.html
Finally, someone who matters has weighed in.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link
But recently, our relationship 'hit the rocks' as they say in showbiz circles, for reasons I was never able to entirely fathom - though I suspect it may not be entirely unconnected to the fact that I am going to host a big new rival interview show for ITV.
big
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
The BBC should be ashamed at these sick stunts:
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand is a pre-Raphaelite version of Bernard Manning according to Morgan.
?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I've just been to the gym, and this story was on the news channel the entire time I was there. There is NOTHING worse than the BBC talking about the BBC
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Is this all detracting from the Daily Mail printing large pictures of FoxyKnoxy looking vampish? If so, we should remember who the real victim is here.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Everyone working in broadcasting knows that mistakes can happen, especially in a live environment. I, for example, once inadvertently warned a terrified nation, 'I think Al Qaeda will strike this weekend', during what I thought was a private conversation with Fern Britton while co-hosting ITV's This Morning.They didn't, thankfully.
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Come on, if you can only manage a five minute work-out that hardly the beebs fault.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
It's hardly the BBC's fault that nobody watched Piers Morgan's series of interviews with has-beens.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Give him a chance and what does he do? Scrap the page that strips him.
i can't believe people are letting this get in the way of serious discussion about guy and madonna
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Who they?
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, she's just been made head football coach of Argentina. Don't cry for me, etc...
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
you'd know if the bbc was doing its job.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
No mention of Brand and Ross on PMQs - when are our elected leaders going to take this seriously!
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
is the recession really that important? i mean, really?
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
The BBC news has now gone back to the Brand/Ross story, phew.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it was before all that, and to be honest it smacks of the 'youthful rebellion' a'la Paul Weller's "conservative" Jam statements. Presumably, it didn't help (the Wilson case thing)...
xpost to Marcello re: The Move.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link
FTSE up 200 points on news of Brand / Ross suspension.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I know Andrew Sachs well, because I wrote a couple of books in the early 90s withshagged his son John, the former Capital Radio DJ. And he really is one of the most polite, impeccably mannered, and charmingslutty men you could wish to meet.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean, first you find out your granddaughter shagged russell brand, next you hear that your son had been writing books with piers morgan! talk about a double blow :(
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
he's only finding all of this out now? did he know nothing? he ith from barthelona, etc
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone done the "Eeez not love rat, eeez hamster" headline yet?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link
sadly, no.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"uno, dos, tres... people are getting fired from the Beeb!"
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The Sun went with "Que?"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"He put Russell een the microwave??!"
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link
This has to be a spoof comment:
I'm delighted the Mail brought this matter to our attention so soon after it was broadcast so we could take action. I would never have known about the distasteful antics of those two hairy bullies otherwise.
- Doreen, Dorset, 29/10/2008 08:00
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link
microwave is surely wrong, don't know why i thought that (xp)
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
microwave Ratatoullie
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, it was me (xxp).
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone doing 'Don't Mention The Whore' yet?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link
heh
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
CONTROLLER OF RADIO 2 UNAWARE OF STATION POLICY AND GUIDELINES: "I learn it from ee book."
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Matt DC needs new job writing tabloid headlines immediately
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
yeh, him and the thousands of subs facing redundancy over the next few years.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, because I was being entirely serious.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
are you being entirely serious now?
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Piss off :-)
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
(should have omitted smiley to cast doubt on seriousness of that as well, tbh)
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link
After careful consideration I have decided that this will only do temporary, minor damage to the careers of all concerned and will not prevent Rossy, Brandy, Walliamsy and Gervaisy from becoming our new golfing light entertainment kings in the fullness of time.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link
(not forgetting their old showbiz chum Gordon Ramsayy, of course)
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross and Brand will lose their jobs over this, I suspect, now.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link
And Radio 2 will lose their licence because no one will listen to it any more.
Even the BBC aren't that stupid.
(yes I know, red rag to a bull etc.)
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost i bet you £1 neither does.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's not all forget the real victim in all of this, Miley Cyrus, who is now denied her opportunity to be perved over by Ross in an attempt to drum up publicity for whatever she's trying to drum up publicity for.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Any update on 6Music presenter George Lamb and his disgraceful, insulting, LEWD answerphone messages to much-loved pensioner Ray Davies?
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) Also, David Attenborough misses another chance to try and make a serious point about climate change only to be talked over the top of by Ross.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Full marks to the Telegraph's sports desk subs for this headline:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/dailybung/3278260/Its-official-Joey-Barton-is-more-popular-than-Russell-Brand-and-Jonathan-Ross.html
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
just complained. you know, for the lulz.
― coznebb (cozwn), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Gordon Ramsey is "fucking off" to Dubai in the next couple of years so I read. Not that that would stop him playing golf or anything.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
He'll have to settle for a round or two with Michael Jacksony and Jim Davidsony, then.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
And Rod Stewart - who's daughter Russell Brand didn't sleep with - the circle is complete!
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Given that presenters have been sacked for being found to have taken cocaine in their own time (Bacon, Deayton), and the head of BBC1 went for allowing a program about the Queen to be edited in a controversial manner, I can easily see Brand and Ross going, too.
I don't think people are complaining at this particular instance of Brand and Ross being rude on radio, and I don't think it's right or fair to ay "you're not the target audience of the program and didn't listen anyway so you have no right to complain either". I think people are complaining about the fact that the BBC is not any old broadcasting entity, isn't commercial or private; it's a public service, paid for with what amounts to a tax, and therefore its audience is EVERYONE in this country (who pays said tax), and it has standards to uphold. Radio 2 used to be called "the light program".
I believe in the BBC. I believe in public service broadcasting. I still don't like ITV, never have, and bar X Factor don't watch anything on it and never really have. I also found bits of Brand and Ross' behaviour in this instance amusing. I'm finding it difficult to reconcile that with that I believe the BBC should be doing.
I think the underlying thing to all this is the economic climate; here is, in Ross, an astronomically well-paid individual, a figurehead of a national institution, bellowing "he fucked your granddaughter" into the answerphone of an old man in the name of comedy and public service. What the fuck?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah Ross is the one they're all going for here, Russell Brand is collateral damage really.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Would it have made any difference if Ross has just sat in the studio going "hyuk hyuk, you shagged Andrew Sachs' grand-daughter" and Brand sang some songs about it with Sachs sitting at home listening on the radio? Plenty of things which cause offence to one or more individuals are broadcast every day on the BBC with little or no uproar.
(Angus Deayton still works for the Beeb, btw, he was just removed from HIGNFY)
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Bacon's also one of the bigger presenters on Five Live now, isn't he?
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
BBC wouldn't use Deayton for a couple of years after his sacking
Ross is so much more powerful than Deayton or Bacon tho, whole new level and they could well reason that sacking him would do them far more damage than retaining him
high time they stood up to the tabloids imo, hold ground and just fine Ross heavily
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
ailsa, it's very different
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross is powerful because people like him, that's probably not the case any more.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Bacon's on the 11pm-1am slot on 5Live, and occasionalyl fills in for others during the day; but it's taken him ten years to get back to that level.
Deaton got fired from a panel show, yes, but Ross' show is HIMSELF; if its decided he needs to go from that, then he goes from everything, surely.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I just thought through my "what's the difference if it wasn't on his answerphone" thing in terms of Nick's earlier argument, and realise that it wasn't a very clever theory at all.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Bacon was presenting the Big Breakfast almost immediately afterwards, so...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
From the listener point of view though (as opposed to Sachs, who presumably hasn't complained 18,000 times himself), it's just a different vehicle for randomly abusing a pensioner, which I realise you are taking into account, but do the thousands of Daily Mail bandwagon-jumpers? Or is it just "he's rude, and not very funny", which is what I seem to be picking up from soundbites on the news, rather than the more nuanced argument Nick's put forward.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i see what you mean. When i first heard about this immediately what sprung to mind was a news article not too long ago about bullying via mobile phones - nuisance calls and nasty text messages. I guess I was categorising this into that personally.
But yeah probably a lot of the complainers might not see it that way and would take offence if you took the phone out of the equation.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
'tis all a bit silly.
There should be a telepoll of "who should get the sack". I will add the nastier one from Little Britain to the list.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Even if it's just bandwagon-jumping Daily Mail complainers saying "he's rude, he's a millionaire, it's disgusting" that's still a part of the "does the BBC exist to do this?" argument, whether they know it or not.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
As a punishment I would like the BBC to take "2 pints of lager" of the air.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
off
that would be sweet
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
at least there will be some good material for Ross' new year eve show.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Given the lack of input we have into an organisation we own, I think a lot of the complaints here come from a desire to exercise control, over anything, within the BBC. With no other outlet, such a 'scandal' becomes a proxy referendum about overpay within the corporation.
― dowd, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
ftse up 316 points!
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand's resigned from Radio 2.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Sachs - Voice of Reason
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I love this video...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7697768.stmThere's one woman grinning madly at the front who surely isn't a journo and is just getting some nice close up action on her video.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2984816228_6ce343cc49_o.jpg
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
yep, resigned
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I suspect that Brand's fallen on his sword to save Wossy here.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
How do you think George Lamb and Jeremy Clarkson can be persuaded to make a prank call to Richard Attenborough?
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
This magical £18m figure that gets quoted as often as Ross's salary - what exactly is that?
Is it, as I suspect, in fact what the BBC pays his production company to put together his telly show, his radio show and the film programme, as well as all those BBC4 documentaries about Japan?
Or does he literally take home £18m during the length of his contract? After tax, of course.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it's paid to the production company to produce his shows, and he walks away with a £6m salary of that.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought it was £18m over three years, hence the £6m/yr figure?
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, perhaps. But is it to him as salary, or company as production fee?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
It has to be the latter.
I'd imagine once you take staff salaries out of it as well as other costs, it's not so impressive.
And Russell Brand wouldn't be a BBC 'employee' as such, would he? He merely works there. I always thought he was a Channel 4 star, anyway.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I imagine that Ross' money is routed through his production company. Generally speaking, this practice is also useful for *cough* tax purposes.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
And in place of "Friday Night With Schoolboy Pranks", it's the movie "Speed".
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
ITV News leading with this and loving it
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
No-one watches ITV News for actual news though.
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Thursday's Sun headline: BRAND YELLED "QUE?" IN BED
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008
arf!
― piscesx, Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't think anybody was actually offended by this (other than by the fact it wasn't funny)
isn't it just a mixture of schadenfreude, ross-hate, 4chan-style ambient celebanthropy, and internet co-ordinated b&s/rick astley system gaming? I mean, I know I complained (as did my little bro)
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
You ACTUALLY complained? I assumed you were joking.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't think anybody was actually offended by this
Older viewers give their thoughts
It's like the Pistols on Grundy all over again - but with pictures!
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link
sure
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Depressing. Thoroughly depressing.
A daft little prank on a minority listenership late night radio show which would have bothered no one had the tabloids not blown it up into a Good Story becomes the straw which breaks the BBC's back.
And now the degrading spectacle of the coward Director-General asking Paul Dacre how brown he'd like his tongue, sir.
If we're going to censure or dismiss people for indulging in certain brands (ahem) of humour that some might not like then we might as well rename this country Iraq and have done with it.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
INGSOC
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7698988.stm
More famouser people says what they think: Eamon Holmes gets it closer than most. Andrew castle manages to say almost nothing. Lois Walsh doesn't like JRoss much, it seems.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i think we should drop bombs on the bbc for this gross breach of freedom and their weapon of ross destruction
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link
The general "oh he's had this coming for a LONG time" cackling is extremely distasteful.
No denunication of the Mail on Sunday or the Sun, of course.
A Director-General with a spine would have laughed off thugs like Dacre and Wade, seen things in a proper perspective and left well alone.
27,000 complaints now, no doubt all from the type of people who sit in front of the TV or radio and wait to be offended.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link
And Ms Baillie has a nice new career.
Isn't Britain wonderful?
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link
sit in front of the newspaper, more like.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm presuming that this evening's edition of Never Mind The Buzzcocks, featuring R Brand as guest captain, will be "postponed."
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Bet it's not.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Loving how all the papers are all united in publishing "BBC FILTH MUST END NOW" headlines.
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:03 (fifteen years ago) link
It's been replaced by one with James Corden as guest captain. I can only assume nothing offensive will be said about anyone on that, or on the Graham Norton show afterwards. xpost
Will be interesting-ish to see what Hislop makes of it all on HIGNFY tomorrow.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually, with guest host Tom Baker, I can't see it being anything other than excruciatingly horrible.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
why is there only a system for taking complaints and no system for taking supporting arguments? is paying your licence the only kind of support, until you decide to complain about it? oh you have a teevee, you must be in favor of our radio programs, until you write in and say you're not, in which case, thank you for continuing to pay for socialized teevee, hopefully the person who you don't like quits in shame.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link
this is almost worse than when congress holds hearings about fucking baseball
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, welcome to the lovely, blanded out BBC where no one ever does or says anything that offends anyone else for fear of some saddo in a bedsit who's run out of Kleenex ringing in to "complain."
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Just like in the olden days.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
The Mail to-day...
Lest we forget: Or what the BBC won't let you hear....
We apologise to readers who may be offended by the explicit and disturbing language used. But we think it is important to know exactly the sort of material these presenters thought so funny.
Followed by yet another airing of the full transcript.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but think about it:
Pre the so-called 'liberalisation', any slight reference to a rude word would result in hundreds of complaints, and 'action' taken. It wasn't that long ago (was it? reassure me) that Shaun Ryder was banned specifically by ch4 charter from ever appearing live again. (and that was after the 'Patrick Cox shoes' incident - did the 'pretty vacant' come later?)
Now, it's perfectly alright to swear as long as you are a TV chef.
Sex, swearing, all fine now, nobody (well, relatively few) bother complaining.
That's why it's taken so long to generate a head of steam about this issue: the people who'd not bother (and in actuallity, aren't that bothered) about complaining suddenly feel enfranchised (that a word?) to take up their phones and/or commentboxes and join in.
Personally, I have more of an issue about TV 'detective'/'police' dramas that always seem to involve rapes and/or grisly murders as if it's all in a days life. That's more responsible for knife crime than people actually carrying knives, I reckons.
I get to the point of saying "we done with this subject/thread now?" but still the outside media carry it on further, so I guess we're not.
When's the Pope issuing a statement?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Or what the BBC won't let you hear....
They taken it off 'iplayer'?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't notice but the Mail has the bits that WERE NOT EVEN broadcast.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I read the transcript: It's a bit funny, in a sort of tragic inevitability way. It's not massively oppressive. About how far through were the pair in that sort of "bollox, we're fucked now" mind?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
It would only have been on iPlayer for a week after broadcast
xxpost
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link
did anyone kick their PC in?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link
It is true that the right-wing anti-BBC campaigners who want to privatize everything are bad and hypocritical and dangerous to Britain and the world.
But it is also true that Ross and Brand are scum and should not be allowed on the BBC.
― the pinefox, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Where are the 27,000 complaints to the Press Complaints Commission about the Daily Mail publishing knowingly offensive material? Why has Paul Dacre not been suspended or dismissed from his post as editor of the Daily Mail for peddling filth?
Oh yes, I forgot - It's A Good Story.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think you can say 'fuck' on tv before 9pm, which was the issue with Ryder and Evans wasn't it?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the printing of material that wasn't broadcast might warrant a complaint.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
xps
and let us not forget it was because of JRoss and RBrand that caused ASachs the trauma of being hounded by the press outside his own home... Of course, his granddaughter hasn't caused it by giving interviews to the Sun about how she was callously shagged etc...
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Clarkson and his cronies and George Lamb are all scum also. They should not be allowed on the BBC either.
― the pinefox, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
xp there is a suspicion that RBrand told JRoss that he'd had sex with the girl - Off-air and unrecorded. How long until that conversation is imagined and reported?
xp again: Is GLamb on the BBC?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
But Georgina Baillie, 23, said that despite his ladies’ man reputation, he was a “disappointment” in bed.
Not much detail, The Sun must have been disappointed.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the unnecessary printing of material that was broadcast to a small, specialised audience spreads poison and should warrant substantial disciplinary action.
Everyone makes tasteless jokes in pubs.
But if these were overheard, written down and published in mass circulation newspapers it would qualify as spreading of hateful material.
If the person who made the joke in the first place was sacked from their job and/or investigated by the police as a result of someone else publishing remarks that were never meant to be published or go beyond the pub table in question then this country might as well vote in a Nazi dictatorship and be honest about it.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081722/Georgina-Baillie-Russell-Brand-obsessed-Fawlty-Towers-grandfather-bed.html
(will let you decide from the URL whether you actually want to read poor Georgina's terrible side of the story)
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Jealous talk.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
If they had got through to Sachs for the interview, they still would have ended up mentioning "I fucked yr grand-daughter" right? I wonder how things woyuld have played out then.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
(note gratuituous mention of Brand's former heroin addiction near the end for extra HE IS A BAD MANG, DO YOU SEE points)
xpost to myself
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Mark - Andrew Sachs basically doesn't give a shit about any of this.
He didn't exactly look traumatised when the press interviewed him on the news yesterday.
And no one else gave a shit about any of this until the Mail on Sunday decided to stick their oar in.
Patrick - not "jealous talk," just pointing out the real beneficiary of two other careers needlessly going down the toilet.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
You wish you had her lifestyle! Who wouldn't.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Some concerned citizens, yesterday
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/mozzer232/FATHER_TED_Down_with_this_sort_of_t.jpg
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.newstatesman.com/law-and-reform/2008/10/madeleine-mccann-daily-british
Newspaper accountability - demanded only of others.
― Pete W, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand's first response to this, "what's worse, leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs's answerphone or supporting the Third Reich?" was pretty classic.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/30/article-1081722-024BD9BD000005DC-252_233x399.jpg
Miss Baillie's comments came as her pro-wrestler ex-boyfriend threatened to 'give him a smack.'
Alex Shane, a 19-stone twice British champion heavyweight wrestler, said: 'I thought it was really out of order.
'I think Brand is used to getting away with these things.
'He needs to be taught some humility. He's very quick-witted but shows a real lack of class. It's gutter low.
'Just give me five minutes in the ring with him!'
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay NOW it's a good story.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The thugs and barbarians always find a way.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
You know what? I don't even blame her. She should make out of it what she can. It wasn't until the balloon went up bigtime that she pitched in. If she hadn't, she was in a no-win situation anyway. Might as well...
For all RBrand isn't the 'kiss and tell' type, he is the 'kiss and blurt it out when it gets too much' type.
There's a bunch of women with 'shagged by RBrand' stamped on their fhead. What to do?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
xxxpost I'm sure he's not bothered (ASachs I mean. Nearly typed Sacher there. WTF?), but the hounds of the press on the doorstep is more of a trauma than a bunch of crap ansaphone messages...
Boxer b-friend in "I'm much bigger and stronger than RBrand, so I feel like I can beat him up and everyone will cheer me hray!" um, sandwich.
Bad news dude: It's two rounds, and the first round involves smack.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
So it's OK for a Max Clifford-backed, self-proclaimed Satanic Slut to torpedo the careers of others?
"Shagged by RBrand," not "Raped by RBrand" - they had a choice.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahahahahahaha OMFG Alex Shane. Seriously, this is where it gets funnier.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Printing the material again and again is indeed bad and hypocritical, as Carlin says.
But it is wrong to equate making a joke in a pub with saying something on a BBC radio programme which is probably heard by millions (really! R2 is the most popular channel in the country) and for which you are paid £££££. Those are two totally different scenarios.
George Lamb appears on 6Music and is a diabolical prick who knows nothing and gets paid for it.
― the pinefox, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Torpedos were already launched.
Not "OK", no, but as I say, I don't believe her interview has added to the weight against them. More likely made some go "Her? Actually, I'm less bothered now."
xpost oh yeah, forgot about 6musi.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Dom, is Mr Shane as charming as he looks?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
The point is the Mail is now printing stuff that WASN'T broadcast. That was what I thought might be worth a compliant.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I think everyone's forgetting it was Ross who did the public blurting. Also, if you can get past Alex Shane, it also says in that article that it was an ongoing relationship of more than a year Baillie had with Brand, not just a one-night stand. If you have an ongoing relationship for a year with a known serial shagger, you can't expect it to be totally private.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:55 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Seriously, where to start.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm hitting google to find all my favourite Shane anecdotes, but if you're looking for a carny bastard who epitomises all that is shady and underhand about the wrestling scene, then you've hit paydirt with this character. He may also have had sex with a Thai tranny at one point, this is unconfirmed.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
On reflection I'm sure Baillie didn't have any direct input into the hypocrisy that caused all this. But Clifford and the Sun input don't help her case.
Pinefox - as I have already said several times on this thread the Russell Brand Show is (or was) broadcast to a relatively small and very specialised audience WHO KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GETTING WHEN THEY TUNED IN and indeed formed the reason why Brand was given the show in the first place, i.e. he was expected to be "edgy" and "controversial."
Given that only TWO listeners complained about the prank before the Sundays blasted it into public consciousness then your theory doesn't hold, I'm afraid.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Good character witness for Ms Baillie then?
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link
If I was Ms Baillie I'd be checking my purse last thing before I went to sleep at night and first thing in the morning, put it that way.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Wait, so we have a tranny chaser indie wrestler involved in the mix now? STOKED FOR THE MADNESS, as they say in the classics.
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link
jerks got what they deserved, hurrah for the press (for once)
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
BBC FILTH WASTING MY TAXPAYERS MONEY ARGH ARGH ARGGGH
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=265852974
No one said that change was easy but has anything in your life that is worth having ever been so other than a self service hand job?
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"Some of my new written philosophy"
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
nct
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm quite enjoying all the "senior BBC broadcasters" sticking the boot in completely anonymously.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"what's worse, leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs's answerphone or supporting the Third Reich?"
Two sniggering fucks indulging in a bit of laddish misogyny and getting paid an enormous amount of money for it?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Heroes: Dino Scarlo, Gandhi, Albert Einstein (watch the video with his quotes I've added), John F Kennedy (see the video below if you ever wondered what really got him killed), Bill Hicks, Jesus (and I'm not religious so work that one out), My Grandad Fred, Micheal Tsarion, Robert Anton Wilson, Nikola Tesla, DJ Paul Christian (Without him I would never have discovered the wonder that is Electro house)and finally my Mum.
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link
See what I mean, only one women on that list *angry emoticon*
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
So glad Shane is getting his moment in the sun here. He was on Jerry Springer UK once as well.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
*angry emoticon*, is that his mum's name?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Occupation: Walking contradiction
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:22 (fifteen years ago) link
So he's a wrestle who's NOT going to threaten to beat up someone who weighs half as much as he does... oh wait
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
wrestle = wrestler
I fucked his mum once.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Classic: wifes dad:
"I think it's a disgrace, Russell brand implying that Andrew Sachs had had sex with Jonathan Ross' daughter!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't he fuck Jonathan Ross's wife and that's why she had that nervous breakdown? *LAUGHTER TRACK*
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Good piece by Mark Lawson in the Grauniad.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Surprised that Lawson wasn't arguing for the entire license fee to be handed to Ricky Gervais
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
that's a pretty reasonable piece by lawson, but really: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING ABSURD NEWS STORY IN THE PAST, er, week and the sooner everybody involved fucks off out of it, the better.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Were the BBC to now sack Ross, he would probably be rapidly taken on by commercial broadcasters, or even by the networks of Rupert Murdoch
O Calamity!
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
And Tatchell weighs in.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
He's actually 3-1 to become next Newcastle manager.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
So far, nearly 30,000 members of the public have lodged complaints. How many of them have complained about the BBC's tacit glorification and promotion of greed and nastiness in programmes like The Apprentice and The Weakest Link?
Actually worse than Piers Morgan's piece
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Right that's it, hand me that burning torch and point me towards the offices of Jonathan Ross's production company
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
steady on pinefox! "scum"?
anyway, yes, I did complain bcs you know 1million complaints by friday was too delicious a prospect to pass up
can we find something innocuous of george lamb's to complain about? we now have proof that we only need 27,000 complaints to have him hang? what's the install-base of ilx, 3000? if we all complain 9 times we'll have him!
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Care to replicate the content of your complaint to us, cozen?
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link
uhm, let me see if I can find the actual text on the ofcom www
I didn't realise ppl were actually complaining; I thought it was an internet thing, and finally a funny one at tht (cf. rick astley at the EMA & digg NOT FUNNY)
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow, this turned into a silly-season story over the last couple of days, didn't it.
I still think they're a pair of horrible cunts for phoning some old guy and leaving a message boasting about fucking his grand-daughter, I guess that'll get obscured in all the fuss now. I guess I'd probably laugh if either of them got worked over by some irate bod or other over this. Like, as long as they didn't get worked over too hard?
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess that'll get obscured in all the fuss now
otm, this happened about 200 posts ago.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
who else can we complain abt and get rid of? will ofcom do gordon brown too? (joeks bruv)
I wd really like to see if we cd get rid of george lamb tho pls
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I think everyone's forgetting it was Ross who did the public blurting. ...
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yes, but RBrand presumably mentioned it to JRoss.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I think "you can get away with threatening to beat up someone who is physically much weaker than you as long as that person has somehow insulted your ex-girlfriend" is just as bad a message to send as "it's OK to prank call people and leave offensive messages on their answerphones as long as you're a highly paid comedian". With the exception of Sachs, everyone involved in this comes out a bit tarnished.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
And another thing...
Didn't Russell Brand make some "edgy" comments about some Christian pop band at the MTV Awards and then, after a quick word in his ear, apologise for the comment in the same show? The Quick Word being, I imagine, that his career in the US might not go much further if he continued to mock high-earning employees of powerful corporations. But how ballsy and rock 'n' roll of Russell to defy Censorship and The Man for all of, oh, 20 minutes. Of course no such prickly career advancement problems when commenting on some girl he met in a pub in Camden and subsequently shagged.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, how about getting (George Lamb) to phone a 60's rock/pop star, annoying him to the point of the 60's pop star politely ringing off, and then wishing a death on his ill brother?
Or is it too late to bring this one to the world's attention?
Or is it because he's not famous enough?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
link me a youtube of tht and we can all strt filing our complaints
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
We've covered it on ILX already!
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, yes, but going "see 'er, I shagged 'er" to your mate over a pint in the pub or whatever is hardly the stuff to cause a national outcry, is it? Especially when said lassie is now telling the press it was an ongoing relationship of over a year.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Peter Tatchell coming on all Marge Simpson defending Michaelangelo's David
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:I7JIt9tENEqFCM:http://simpsonspedia.net/images/thumb/5/54/Marvin_Monroe.png/500px-Marvin_Monroe.png
― Local Garda, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
link
let's do this
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
no cozwn, get yourself over to guess the game and tell me if my answer is correct
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
ta
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
thread's gone quiet...
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i was busy complaining about george lamb. seriously. come on, ILX, we can do this.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I think I agree with everything in that Tachell article but blimey anyone could have written it, did he get paid for stating the obvious, etc...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Who are are complaining to OFCOM, or some BBC dept.?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link
oops misplaced comma.
But you didn't write it and just because it's obvious doesn't mean it's not true.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Agreed. The world will be a better place if this cunt's career is brought to a swift end and he is returned to the fiery depths of hmv's stockroom from whence he came.
― senator which fanta girl u blap? (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Turns out we may have been beaten to it though:
http://www.teletext.co.uk/planetsound/news/7c26419878bf187dafcbf57c7a6f08a5/Exclusive+Ofcom+on+Lamb.aspx
Well, I wasn't asked.xp
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't believe you actually complained, Cozen, even if you just did it because you thought it was funny. That's insane. And from you of all people!?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link
lamb's show got six complaints at the time of broadcast -> 4 more than brand/ross
we are off to a flying start!
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
well, it's got one more now. COME ON!
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It won't go any further because George Lamb is not a Well-Known High Earning Celebrity and so for the tabloids it's not a Good Story.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd settle for causing him mild irritation for a couple of days.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"We have received six complaints, and are looking at what action - if any - will be taken."
haha such a cocky remark from ofcom.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I complained to the BBC. About them taking Ross's Friday night show off the air.
Marcello pretty much otm through the entire thread. If the BBC had people like Hugh Greene and Huw Weldon in charge who'd be prepared to stand up to bullying by the rightwing press then it would have been defused days ago instead of dragging on and on.
― Billy Dods, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i looked up Press Complaints Commission's list of what you can complain to them about but apparently they don't deal with 'offensiveness'.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
If the BBC had people like Hugh Greene and Huw Weldon in charge
... then i very much doubt russell brand would have a radio show anyway. and jonathan ross would probably have been put out to pasture some time ago.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
And as for George Lamb...
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link
they would kill Lamb mercilessly. it would be quite a vicious execution of Lamb. he would be very much like a lamb being put to death.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
... *drifts off into blissful reverie*
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
What is it with all these Cockney Wankers anyway?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
... then i very much doubt russell brand John Peel would have a radio show anyway. and jonathan rossDavid Frost, Peter Cook, Dennis Potter, Ken Loach and Alf Garnett would probably have been put out to pasture some time ago.
― Billy Dods, Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Bollocks
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
you never get cockney continuity announcers
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross, Scourge of the Establishment, aye right
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
No, without support from Weldon and Greene those talents wouldn't have been allowed to blossom on the BBC in the way that they did.
― Billy Dods, Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't think of Huw Wheldon without thinking of John Bluthal impersonating him on Milligan's Q series: "Good evening and, um, OBE"...
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"Good evening and expenses" surely?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
The operative word here being TALENT
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
see, there's the rub: i do think RB and JR are talented. but you wouldn't know it, judging by their recent output.
george lamb, though: hmm. (i should add that i was drifting into a reverie upthread thinking about a world in which he didn't have a radio show; subjecting him to a brutal death is a bit much.)
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's remember the real victims here.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Even Greene, though, had to stop TW3 after undue, tabloid-bolstered political pressure and the Whitehouse demon aided his premature retirement.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand was sacked from MTV after arriving at work dressed as Osama Bin Laden, on 12 September 2001
lol forgot about this
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
that's unfair dismissal based on religious grounds
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck me, i think i'd rather my share of the licence fee went to jonathan ross than on this kind of jism
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"He has a Marmite effect, you either love him or you hate him," says Dr Oliver Double, who lectures in stand-up comedy at Kent University and is a former circuit comedian. "Few people are ambivalent."
Is this true about anyone?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Dr Oliver Double, who lectures in stand-up comedy at Kent University
you can take a degree in anything these days
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Oliver Double Egg and Chips
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.kent.ac.uk/sdfva/drama/staff/images/o_double.jpg
Before becoming an academic, he was a professional stand-up comedian on the national alternative comedy circuit ('Delightful' -The Guardian). He was a member of Red Grape Cabaret ('Whoever it was that wrote off alternative comedy, they forgot to tell Red Grape Cabaret' -William Cook, The Guardian), and used to run The Last Laugh, Sheffield's longest running comedy club.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm going to lecture a degree in MSPaint
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxxxxpost) I feel ambivalent towards Brand, and have done for some time. Sometimes he can be incredibly funny, other times it's this "oh my dinkle!" act. Actually I feel much the same about Frankie Howard.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand could do with getting someone to write him some material
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
he can be a lecturer
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
lecher.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand can use my George Lamb joke if he likes
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link
He only insults women he's slept with
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
that doesn't narrow it down, though, eh? eh? EH?
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link
wa-hey! ooh, missus.
etc.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
By now actor Andrew Sachs has probably realised he is not the only person to have been offended by comedian Russell Brand.
No, is the person not offended etc..
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha I know people who did that stand-up course, it was a module in a drama degree I think.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Neo-burlesque 1, chubby 90s indie girls with hairslides 0
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link
All Dom's bases covered.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Where Is Steampunks?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
O soz.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
re: Louis Walsh's apparent hatred of Brand, apparently gossip columnists with a few inches to fill always have the option of giving Louis a call and just asking how he is, and he'll soon enough rant about someone and give them that precious cheap story. So it's kinda surprising he didn't say more.
Every time I glimpse 'Georgina Baillie' I think I've seen 'Georges Bataille'. There's gotta be something in that.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
and apparently female gossip columnists with a few inches to fill always have the option of giving russell brand a call.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
yatta ta ta ta ta darrrraarrrrap!
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I think we need to organise a mass complain-athon about Last of the Summer Wine or the Antiques Roadshow or something equally Daily Mail-friendly.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1077755/Fiona-Bruce-sexy-Antiques-Roadshow-dumbed-say-angry-viewers.html
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Fiona Bruce is on the cover of Saga magazine this month = I think the Mail is overreaching a bit here.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
More great Mail headlines today:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081696/Degraded-confused-very-tearful-How-contestant-felt-Gok-Wans-Miss-Naked-Beauty-parade.html
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
can't help loving how they title these webpages
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Shouldn't you be reading something edgier?
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I read my nan's issue of Saga Magazine once, it had a music column by that dude that edits Word Magazine.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Denise, Sonia and Emily, who appeared in the first episode, which aired last week, believe they had a lucky escape when they were rejected by Gok's panel of judges.
i read all that whining to come to this line, aha it all makes sense now.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
AA Gill said something in his S/Times TV column the other week about programmes like J Oliver's Ministry Of Food and by extension things like Gok Firehose missing a fundamental truth about the purpose of TV; i.e. that TV is a show-and-tell medium, not a look-and-learn one. Too much unearned finger wagging and patronisation going on in these shows, but then you'd think that would make them praiseworthy as far as the Mail was concerned.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
yeh, those are substantially more entertaining than the articles themselves!
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I smell a merger
xxxpost
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Check the cartoon halfway down the pagehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080839/Ross-says-I-fear-Im-finished-In-meantime-juvenile-thoughtless-star-gets-16k-day-doing-nothing.html
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1081601/Gemma-Arterton-Amanda-Holden-brave-London-chill-thigh-catching-dresses.html
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
You don't really need to read the articles do you?
Rather a lot of "oh noes, Kate Moss looks her age without makeup" and "oh noes, Katie Holmes looks her age without makeup" non-stories there.
Judging by their photos used to illustrate this shocking revelation, Kate & Katie look just fine, but "women look normal without makeup" is even less news than "women look different without makeup".
I do like an occasional dose of Daily Mail to remind me why I hate it so much.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but unfortunately that's what keeps them in business.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Aye, I know. I do my best with other papers to not even go onto their website, but the Mail's too roffletastic to avoid.
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Have they printed a picture of Georgina with her clothes on yet?
― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxpost) I just look over the shoulder of whoever's reading it on the bus.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
In case you're wondering (after doing some fact checking), the Mail owns a 20% stake in ITN (hence all the snickering on News At Ten last night) and a 29.9% stake in GCap Media, which includes Capital Radio.
Vested interests in doing down the BBC and Radio 2? Says who?
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr Thompson, who has been in Sicily as the crisis unfolded
YAYYYY THAT'S WHERE WE COME FROM
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Who are the vested interests in the BBC? The licence fee payers who pay Jonathan Ross £6million a year?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
wow Judy Dench has a 007 tatoo
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
where is a paper brave enough to track down former fawlty towers cast members to find out their opinions
― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
read the bottom of that Mail article...
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MK3ZHVTXL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
still havent heard john cleese's take
― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
what is connie booth's opinion
― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
and the guy who played one of the germans, surely his thoughts are vital
No comment from the Pope yet, but...
Prunella Scales, who starred with Mr Sachs in Fawlty Towers spoke out with her husband, actor Timothy West.
They said: 'We think it is an unfunny, sickening attack by overpaid stars. How do they get away with it?'
XPOST DAMMIT!!
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
God, being british is great isn't it? We're so much smarter than other nations.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Last night, walking through town, every bookshop had JRoss' "Why do I keep saying stuff like this?" in the window.
And on walking through HMV, episodes of Fawlty Towers playing on the TVs and lots of boxsets for sale.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
If only Fawlty Towers guest star Ken Campbell had lived long enough to offer us his views on the scandal.
Then again I think Nicky Henson's still around.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
And NATIONAL INSTITUTION Bernard "Televisual Feast" Cribbins!
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:03 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
It'd be pretty great to see, I dunno, Jimmy Kimmel and Dane Cook leave abusive messages on Donnie Most's answering machine as a tribute.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
i think what the british public really needs to hear is the opinion of the fawlty towers themselves
― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross should get a terrier and call it Dailymail. And then buy a shoal of piranhas and call them The Great British Public.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.sitcom.co.uk/fawlty_towers/graphics/char_major.gif
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link
EW, O RLY TWATS
― NickB, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i know several people who are sort of addicted to the mail website just to gawp at the comments
favourite mail headline of recent times: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1080860/Is-debauched-Halloween-party-really-suitable-young-royal-Beatrice.html
so scolding!
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
"Is this debauched Hallowe'en party really suitable for a young royal, Beatrice?"
Sadly Much Loved Where's My Paper Fawlty Major Star Ballard Berkeley passed away back in 1988 but no doubt he would/wouldn't have approved.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Was he a Times man or Telegraph? Silly question, latter obv.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Ballard Berkeley may have had the greatest voice in the history of the English language
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
i think you're forgetting about Windsor Davies
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
the greatest voice in the history of the Welsh language
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
ah lol yes
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
When the word "wogs" emerged from his mouth, it was as if it had grew wings
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
if only he had made those calls to andrew sachs
― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
it would have been like they were playing handels messiah on the bbc
of course, they wouldnt do that now, so as not to offend the muslims
Brand, a former heroin addict who resigned before he was sacked from the show he has presented since November 2006, said he took "complete responsibility" in a rambling apology in a video broadcast in which he appeared to be standing next to a photograph of Stalin.
wtf?
― t_g, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Say all that in one breath!
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
only a filthy Commie could be this uncouth
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://z.hubpages.com/u/6723_f520.jpg
http://www.wildcru.org/research/farming/moles/mole1.jpg
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Fawlty Towers box sets all at eye/buy-level at the entrance to Fopp at lunchtime. Andrew Sachs is victimised and John Cleese laughs all the way to the bank, doing a funny walk.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Thursday, 30 October 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
The controller of BBC Radio 2, Lesley Douglas, has resigned over the prank calls involving Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.Ms Douglas said the decision to leave her job was "mine and mine alone"
Douglas was the one who said Lamb was a good person for the station because he would appeal to women or something?
So well done guys, your campaign kinda worked. :)
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Fawlty Towers box sets all at eye/buy-level at the entrance to Fopp at lunchtime
How much? That and the Father Ted box set are ones I keep picking up hoping they'll go down in price.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Lesley Douglas was the one who said she'd go if the beeb insisted on blaming the producer/editor I think? This whole things seems beyond ludicrous now. Theresa May is calling for a full debate in the House. 30,000 complaints and still rising. And I understand some of the Sluts will be on CookalongaRamsey tomorrow.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ according to their MySpace page, yes. Ramsey is a mate of Wossy, so maybe this is going to be some kind of damage limitation effort by proxy.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
good job Question Time is in Washington DC tonight.
― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
And I understand some of the Sluts will be on CookalongaRamsey tomorrow.
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
it's all taking an entertainingly surreal turn now! maybe we will yet get ross in the stocks
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross suspended without pay for three monthshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7700816.stm
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Wihtout pay. Oh, the humanity.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Fawlty Towers box set was £20 I think.
I got it years ago for less with a free tiny car and a tiny model Basil holding a tiny tree branch.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Thursday, 30 October 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
A quick search online says you can get it for less than £15.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Thursday, 30 October 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
let's run a book on who ross's first guests will be when he's back on the beeb in 3 months.
― piscesx, Thursday, 30 October 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais, and... Ricky Gervais
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
was hoping he'd be sacked :(
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
The BBC would probably have to give him an enormous fucking payoff if they did that.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ITN going on and on about this, trying to dredge up any bit of dirt and make it stick, hypocritical wankers.
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
don't care about payoff, just want him out of public eye and his horrible voice out of my ears for good
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
don't care what ulterior motives any other media groups have or what hypocrisy they're guilty of either - jonathan ross is worse
― lex pretend, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand and Ross are just dicks with big mouths. This whole Daily Mail/ITN "you'd better believe everything we tell you about Britain in the gutter or else" preaching is genuinely harmful in the long term. It tries to hook into the deep seated inferiority complex that many people have in Britain. This is why people are narrow minded and short sighted. This is why people have an undeserved sense of entitlement. This is why people are living beyond their means in a hole they've been encouraged to dig for themselves on easy credit. This is why some kids carry knives and others have no ambition other than to be "famous". Sections of the media, newspapers, magazines, television programmes, politicians, public figures, celebrities, and comedians, have been grinding us down, belittling us, trying to make us "little people".
― snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm still totally confused about why the 25-year-old producer of the Brand programme still has his job. And/or why the compliance people who vetted the show still have theirs. The show was pre-recorded. Brand and to a certain extent Ross were hired specifically to be puerile and idiotic. I don't even really blame them, they're just doing what they do.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought that the controller said that if the producer was going to be sacked she would resign. And the BBC said 'great, thanks very much - see ya! Rossy - you're off the hook...3 months suspension ok?"
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm OK. Seems strange. The producer should really be the one ultimately responsible I'd think.
Really tough questioning of Mark Thompson from the Newsnight woman tonight - it must have felt a little strange for her to be asking the boss of her entire corporation if he "had considered his position".
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
There seems to be a growing tendency to want to take these things as high up the "chain of command" (urgh) as possible, but where do you stop?I presume this is all pre-empting the OFCOM investigation which will report, when? And will probably lead to another load of anguished headlines and BBC self-flagellation.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
How does the BBC justify the incredibly high salary that Ross recievies? I mean, isn't BBC funded by all the people who pay the mandatory tv license fee? Feels weird that the public thinks it's acceptable, or maybe they don't? Was there ever a debate about his salary?
― Lovelace, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Er yes, every day of every week. It is dull.
Maybe Gordon Brown should resign. It happened on his watch.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, okay wasn't aware of that.
But I don't get all the fuss about this story. They made a tasteless joke, but why does that mean they have to get fired/suspended? Don't comedians say outrageous stuff ALL THE TIME? Is it cause the guy is old?
― Lovelace, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link
According to their latest Bulletin it's taken OFCOM 7 months to decide that...
The prolonged and close-up full-screen shots of the presenter stimulating andmassaging her bare breasts, pinching her nipples and shaking them to camera, werein Ofcom’s opinion highly sexualised and not suitable for broadcast before 22:00. Theimages of the presenter lying on her back with her legs open, briefly simulatingmasturbation, and stroking her semi-naked body were also not acceptable before22:00. (as shown on Bang Babes on Tease Me 2 apparently)
...which you would think was a pretty open and shut case.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link
No doubt they had to watch the footage several times before making a decision.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
fucking self-perpetuating media wank fantasy clusterfuck stories such as this are a fucking joke and all 736 new answers should be almost as ashamed as the national news corporations for creating such a stinkingly enormous mound of prurient, utterly frivolous shite...BOTH main party leaders have commented for screaming out loud
i mean this is such bollocks
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
england should resign from the united kingdom
― max, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Alex Lester, Radio 2's weekday morning presenter, has will replace Brand as the station's new Saturday late night host, following his resignation on Wednesday.
So once Lester has resigned next Wednesday, he has will replace Brand?
BBC One's Friday Night with Jonathan Ross has been cancelled, and the 1994 film Speed will be shown in its place.
That'll get pretty tedious by the 11th week.
― you made my mum eat Pick Only One (sic), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
nah dude speed is a great movie
― max, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
What is Jonathan Ross if he isn't presenting? A cheap. Gold. Watch.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
bravo sic
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
And the new series - Ponderland?
Pretty good,I thought.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I was on the bus in LA and a story about this popped up on METRO TV
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
all 736 new answers should be almost as ashamed as the national news corporations for creating such a stinkingly enormous mound of prurient, utterly frivolous shite
I've found it quite entertaining. Prurient, frivolous, these are bad things are they?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
they're good for a 30-second segment at the end of the bulletin
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Isn't the 1994 film Speed being played on a semi-daily basis on ITV2 at the momenet, or, recently?
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 07:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Stop being prurient or frivolous.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 07:28 (fifteen years ago) link
At the very start of this show Brand introduces Woss by saying something like 'here is the man who will destroy my career.' lols
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Also I agree that complaining about The Incident is very Daily Mail but I can't imagine myself telling the grandfather of any ex of a friend of mine that my friend fucked his granddaughter. Not Ofcom-worthy but certainly o_O in the extreme.
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry about that sentence btw.
Richard Allinson to replace Ross and Alex Lester to replace Brand.
Suddenly Radio 2 has regressed back to 1973.
Dependable drones who'll do as they're told, won't rock the boat and will haemorrhage listeners to Absolute, xfm and Planet Rock.
Fuck this country of jealous, petty mediocrities and yellow-bellied "managers."
Ask yourself, Thompson; was the BBC being flushed down the toilet worth it just to appease the editor of the Daily Mail or Mrs Doreen Hitler of Childtoucher Avenue, Little Belsen, Dorset?
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Another completely OTM Guardian piece.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link
no i agree, i think that's actually the crux of the matter for me - sure, the daily mail has gleefully whipped up hysteria over it, but it's picked this battle v cleverly cuz the 'prank' is kinda indefensible. it's a lot more jarring to me when i see people defend it as "just a bit of fun" or "just a bit of a laugh" than to see predictable huffy outrage. if this had happened in any other context whatsoever (imagine if a city boy wanker had done it!) it'd be seen as borderline sociopathic. someone upthread said they found it funny, but never explained what was actually funny about it - i can't comprehend that at all.
― lex pretend, Friday, 31 October 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought this column was good - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/31/bbc-jonathan-ross
although murray doesn't quite make the logical conclusion of her argument, which is that the blame should fall squarely and solely on brand and ross
― lex pretend, Friday, 31 October 2008 08:11 (fifteen years ago) link
And the producer(s) who should have seen all this coming well before air time. It's not exactly been a top year for the BBC.
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think that the views of envious failed ex-BBC penpushers are worth taking seriously.
I didn't find it especially funny but equally didn't find it anything more than a standard student jape such as can regularly be found in any hall of residence and certainly doesn't justify the destruction of the BBC.
What it does illustrate is how the recession is now subtly and unsubtly being used as a baton to bash the head of any member of an organisation who dares to express and exhibit the remotest sign of independence of thought. Keep your head down, play it safe, toe the line, it's a tough life on the dole.
I mean, is there a cogent argument why Jonathan Ross isn't worth a thousand journalists?
If we're just going to keep giving in to bullies then we might as well bring back the ducking stool, witch burning and smallpox because it will be straight back to the fucking Dark Ages.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link
1) It was a bit funny. Not a lot funny, a bit. But like every joke ever, it loses 70% on each time of telling, and now it's 0.000003% funny.
2) Just thinking of that George Lamb incident. For all the outrage of how GLa insulted RDav after the incident on-air, in fact the reson for sacking him, is that Zane, Grimmy, Chungy, hell even Cottony could actually have made a half-decent attempt to intervieew him on air, whereas GLam totally um what's the term? fucking shitted it. And that's why he should go: He's incompetent. Which is why it's different to RBrand/Ross as they are both not incomp.
3) My e button is still on random repeat but I'm not going through all that removing the spurious e's.
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 08:34 (fifteen years ago) link
But since George Lamb is not A Celebrity, and no one listens to 6Music, nothing will be done.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
xpsMarcello otm, the Daily Mail isn't going to stop now, there is literally no appeasing them.As Littlejohn has itthis morning, We're mad as hell and we DON'T have to take it any more!
No one would be disadvantaged if Radios 1 and 2 were sold off. Radio 3 could seek corporate sponsorship or go to the wall.Those who want to listen to classical music all day can tune in to Classic FM or buy a CD.
The idea of public broadcasting is complete anathema to these bastards.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Classic FM, part owned by GCap, in which Associated Newspapers owns a significant share.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
He's really running with it...
For instance, if it can be proven that the BBC could be effectively privatised, why not refuse collection? It would be much cheaper and there'd be none of this 'alternative weekly collections' nonsense.
If all those people who have complained to the BBC this week did the same to their local MP, to their Town Hall, to Gordon Brown, we might just be in with a fighting chance of changing something.
Why - to take just one example from this week's news - should we pay taxes to fund the wages of 'experts' who visit schools trying to force children to stand on chairs and pledge not to be nasty to 'travellers'?
Why should we finance a vast elf 'n' safety industry dedicated to interfering in every nook and cranny of our lives, to finding out what we like to do and then devising ways to stop us?
Why should we pay six-figure salaries to po-faced puritans who spend their lives dreaming up new ways to fine and punish us for trivial and invented 'crimes'?
Why should we put up with being charged billions for a National Health Service run entirely for the benefit of the people who work in it, while the rest of us can wait weeks for a doctor's appointment and have to pay again, privately, to see a dentist?
Why should we pay for a police 'service' which spends most of its time playing politics and persecuting motorists, while failing to protect our property or patrol the streets?
Let this revulsion at the excesses of the BBC be the start of a popular revolution against an arrogant and largely unaccountable elite and their contempt for the paying public.
It's taken a seemingly minor incident to focus our attention on the way not just the BBC, but the whole of Britain is run.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link
At least he's not trying to hide his agenda, eh?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Or we could just all move to Florida and throw things at Littlejohn's house.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
To paraphrase the late Brian Clough: he fucked off out of Britain and has thus forfeited the right to say anything about it. He should put up AND shut up.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd love to see Littlejohn's self assessment form.
Of course this is also the reason why this isn't just a frivolous and prurient story.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean I know he's got 20 assistants who just run these things off cut-and-paste style and all that but even so.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Incidentally, I watched Ponderland and didn't think much of it. Essentially Tarrant On TV plus penis.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Why not "Why should we buy newspapers allowing hateful fuckers to peddle ill-informed scaremongering about how this country is going to hell in a handcart all because we have public funded bodies operating on public funding?"? Oh the humanity, etc.
(also massive lols at a grumpy old man describing public service employees as arrogant and contemptuous of the British public)
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link
can you explain what was "a bit" funny about it then? b/c i can't comprehend why anyone would do this at all in the first place, and still less why anyone would be amused by it.
― lex pretend, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link
(a) because that's what they were hired and paid to do.(b) most people who listened to it were amused by it except the two who complained.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link
(a) because that's what they were hired and paid to do.
This is the most u+k point of the entire affair. It's being said a lot, but it needs to be.
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
have they left disgusting messages on peoples phones before, then ?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I think you're mixing up Brand and Ross with debt collectors there.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a serious question, have they done anything as retarded as this before on the show?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
A large part of Russell Brand's stand-up routine consists of him prank-calling people, so probably, yes.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Depends what you mean by "retarded."
For instance, Radcliffe and Maconie's disgraceful and racist extended campaign against Jay-X headlining at Glastonbury apparently warranted no censure at all.
But then that wouldn't have made A Good Story.
Put it this way: Brand and Ross were not hired to discourse on sixteenth century Silesian choral music.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
xxp Based on their reactions as they were doing it, I'm guessing not on Radio 2, at least. Brand seemed pretty surprised at what was happening. Ross was so busy basking in his self-worth that he didn't seem to notice.
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
correction "Jay-Z" sigh...
See, there you go again! "busy basking in his self-worth." As though you wouldn't!
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
so this is all Ross's fault, Brand had a different agenda for the radio show?
figures.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:27 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I wouldn't, but I wouldn't be on Radio 2 either, so moot point.
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, was Richard "Autopilot" Allinson really the best R2 could do?
Oh yes, I forgot - cheap reliables who won't rock the boat, even if no one listens to them.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I speak as someone who's seen Russell Brand's stand-up show but hasn't listened to his radio show, btw. He's no stranger to controversy, let's be honest - presume part of the strategy of hiring him was to bring some of this "oh wow, whatever will he do next, that "edgy" and "controversial" comedian that we have employed?". But, as has been pointed out ad nauseam, it was Ross that ended up being the idiotic ringmaster of the piece.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
this prank wasn't "edgy" and i am going to scream if i see it referred to as such again
― lex pretend, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Lex, I think it's a bit pointless trying to explain to you why some people found it funny. Sometimes explaining a joke destroys it, and when it was as flimsy and personality driven as the one Ross and Brand did then it's even more so. As you said elsewhere all comedians are scum.
― Billy Dods, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
(x-post)
Don't you even have a shred of empathy for the improvised song?
Just because it shouldn't have been broadcast, doesn't mean it wasn't funny.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i put edgy in scare quotes for a reason. but whatever.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Dunno if it's possible to feel empathy for an improvised song.
This may just be the envy talking tho.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Friday, 31 October 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
"it was funny" is not a valid response to "why was it funny?"
― lex pretend, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Analysing why things that make you laugh make you laugh is one of the most soul-destroying things in the world. Funny = it makes you laugh. Sometimes it's just as simple as that.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
has anybody made the 'they've been put on the Sachs' offenders register' joke yet?
― Pete W, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Jay-X
sorry, laffed.
hi-fives Pete w.
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
ha, see, that's funny
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
A few reasons why people may have found it funny, the disconnect between the polite answering machine reply and the presenters vulgarity, the banter between Ross and Brand, the urge to push the envelope and better each others remarks. Not very big or clever, and definitely not the smartest thing they've ever done but in context still quite amusing, though understandably not to everyone's taste.
― Billy Dods, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
How did Victor Lewis-Smith get away with it for all those years?
Oh yes - he's not a Celebrity and it wouldn't have made a Good Story.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I note that R2 kept Johnnie Walker on full pay after the NOTW cocaine sting.
But then presumably JW doesn't cost £16,000 per day.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I was thinking of VicLewSmith, particulalrly his call to Hughie Green where he basically accused him of being a paedo wrt LenZav.
He died a week later, HGreen that is.
The Daily Mail were not outraged.
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah actually VLS did a lot worse, someone subtly send a reminder to the tabloids.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i agree with LJ CAN WE PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link
The worst thing about this will be the punchlines on Strictly Come Dancing. The second that Arlene Phillips attempts to compare John Sergeant's foxtrot to the contents of Andrew Sachs' answering machine, everyone's gonna be passing over this in silence.
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
the Lex is 100% correct.
It is bad that the behaviour of wankers is being used (cynically etc no doubt) as a reason to attack THE BBC which is a different and noble thing. JR&RB do not represent The BBC, which is one of the world's greatest institutions. They are just wankers whom it has paid too much to be wankers.
― the pinefox, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:37 (fifteen years ago) link
You seem a little obsessed with the BBC.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
He's still waiting for his Newsnight Review audition.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
The idea of public broadcasting is complete anathema to these bastards
er, yeh, but it seems to have been to large parts of the BBC for some years now as well. interminable reality shows? "rolling" news without an iota of thought behind it? a once-mighty flagship morning radio programme reduced to arseholes like humphrys on a constant one-upmanship mission? BBC fucking 3?
that said: my loathing of the corporation ("noble"? good god, i've just seen that comment in the xpost warning; i nearly choked) is well documented elsewhere round these parts, and this isn't the time or place for it. sorry. and the existence of BBC4 does go a long way to making up for the above.
the one thing i will say: tracer, way upthread you ask: "why is the producer still in a job?" well: because the qualitative difference between this show and what the BBC spews out elsewhere so much of the time is actually pretty small, and i don't think it's at all reasonable to say of one over-promoted 25-year-old: "dude, you should have realised the point at which this shit crossed the line!" is every producer meant to be able to extrapolate out the outcome of every show solely in terms of how much it will annoy the daily mail?
i appreciate i sound like some grumpy old bastard who wants a return to reithian values ... that's probably because i am. however, my loathing for the bbc will be eclipsed by my white-hot hatred of the daily mail for as long as the two co-exist, so hey.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
They are just wankers whom it has paid too much to be wankers
i mean, for god's sake, pinefox: if someone offered you squillions of £££ just to sit and be lazy on the radio, who's at fault: you for going: "ok, nice one!" or the dicksplashes who allowed public-service broadcasting to come to this?
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
is every producer meant to be able to extrapolate out the outcome of every show solely in terms of how much it will annoy the daily mail?
well the answer to this is clearly yes. this ain't a fuckin disco.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't even know what that last sentence means.
well the answer to this is clearly yes
yew wot?
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Do they audition Newsnight Review? Candace Bushnell seemed to have trouble stringing a coherent sentence together last week.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I remember Momus saying something about being asked to come on NR and he would have had to turn up and do an audition in front of camera. He never took it any further though.
As for Thompson, he's clearly so far up the Mail's arse that he could be their prop forward next season.
So I predict a menu of cautious, bland, tiptoeing radio.
Nobody will listen to it but then nobody will be offended either.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
The Mail have moved on...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081966/Even-Russell-Brand-row-raged-BBC-comedians-insulting-Queen.html
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost well, i'll manage the unusual trick of not listening and being constantly offended by the continued existence of the BBC in its current form ;)
i'm not clicking fucking daily mail links, btw. as someone sagely pointed out upthread: these page impressions matter to the cunts.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Surprised no one's thought about reissuing Noosha Fox's 1977 single "Georgina Bailey" yet.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
And as someone said upthread you only have to read the url to get the gist.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
but you can also say "is every comedian (or whatever passes as a comedian these days) meant to be able to extrapolate out the outcome of every tasteless gag solely in terms of how much it will annoy the daily mail?"
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It's disgusting the way the Daily Mail has allowed that joke to be aired.
Just so their readers can go "ha ha ha SHAME!!!"
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
zomg xposts re: that daily mail link
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
That being the joke from Mock The Week that Emily Maitlis quoted in her interview with Mark Thomson on Newsnight last night. Well done The Mail!
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
grimly, i mean YES - EVERYONE from mark thompson on down has said "this was an open and shut case - it oversteps the mark by miles - there's not even a discussion as far as we're concerned" .. which most people agree with. if that's the case, why did the producer OK it, and the compliance people ditto??
ken you could say that but it's not the comedians' job to think that way - it's the producer's job and the compliance people's job
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i think everyone should share a bit of blame
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i'll take some of it
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
as long as the bbc suspends me with pay
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
The Emily Maitlis interview where she'd been blatantly briefed to appear extra tough because she was interviewing the Boss.
bbc on bbc action.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
you should resign tracer
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
has anyone actually been sacked?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Ramos
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
harry redknapp's film 2008
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I may be old. But I pay my licence fee.
I will be at the Cenotaph again this year. Will these treacherous insulting comedians be there?
People who insult the Queen should be sent to the tower.
- RAJ, Pontefract, 31/10/2008 07:58
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link
truthbomb
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i was stunned to hear that last night, Bob - i thought for a second that the audio had been hijacked - here's thompson giving an answer, the camera is close on him and maitlis not even in the shot. as he's talking, responding to a question about where you draw the line in questions of taste, maitlis says, interrupting - off-camera, mind - and this is how she BEGAN her sentence "I'm so old my pussy is haunted" and only THEN added "those were words to describe the monarch!"
i about lost my shit
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
What did Mollie Sugden have to say on the matter?
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
weird - the iPlayer version of this is totally different to how it played out on Newsnight last night
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm sure some Maitlis fans found it stimulating, whilst being morally outraged of course.
― Bob Six, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Did Thompson find Maitlis being all bossy stimulating?
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link
did the queen's pu.. censored
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Looking forward to Barton's column next week: "I elucidated the elusive amber of Russell Brand's pongy pranny while listening to some shitey Americana in a skip in Chingford" etc.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Somebody just had to explain to me what 'p****' was supposed to mean. I am too innocent for the Daily Mail.
― Pete W, Friday, 31 October 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
same here! i couldn't figure it out until i saw tracer's quote
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Hand, your taking the blame and being suspeded - so droll!!!
Oh, I saw that Mock the Week section (is that what this is about?) and thought it was dreadful.
I agree that some people will be stimulated by Maitlis.
― the pinefox, Friday, 31 October 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
*suspended*
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1872820.ece
Ally Ross... OTM?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
yes yes lock thread ffs
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
see, there's the rub: i'm not sure i do agree with that, and i'd argue that the general tone on this thread suggests i'm not the only one. yes, it was a tasteless and unfunny prank: but that in itself isn't really anything new in comedy. yes, it was small-minded, laddish and gleeful -- but that's the hallmark of an awful lot of comedy these days. and yes, it was actively hurtful towards a specific individual (or individuals) ... but, umm ... plenty of precedents for that kind of thing too, m'lud. exhibit A: heat magazine, and its legion of imitators. exhibit B: why, look, a tabloid newspaper of your choice! oh, the irony.
all of which leads me to feel that this isn't some horrific OMG-how-could-they? lapse of judgment on behalf of the producer and the dude(s?) who OKd it for transmission, but that within the context of so much of the celebrity-baiting, mildly spiteful comedy/entertainment that exists right now, it might not have looked like that big a deal. it's a final straw, if you like, rather than a fucking great big log (ooer, etc) that came out of nowhere.
basically: a whole heap of people here are complicit, and i don't think it's too much to take a step back, look at the, umm, quality of so much comedy broadcasting in the past couple of years, and say: this was always gonna happen some day, wasn't it? which leads me back to the point i made earlier: if this absurd affair does lead to less personality-based dickwittery and more PROPER FUNNEEZ, it might not all be in vain.
also: "it's not the comedian's job to think that way": why not? you get paid a huge sack of cash; you get to do whatever the fuck you want, without comeback, and blame some other poor backroom bods when it goes wrong? "you can't blame me for breaking into your house and stealing all your stuff; it's your window locks that are at fault?" hmm.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I agree with the last two paragraphs !!
― the pinefox, Friday, 31 October 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
a whole heap of people here
er, "here" as misplaced rhetorical device; not "here" as in ILX. probably.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I agree with the last two paragraphs
which intrigues me, because you'll stand up for the BBC; me, i see it as massively to blame for allowing lowest-common-denominator jism to pass for light entertainment.
my god, i really have become a caricature grumpy old man. if only i could retire and spend my days swearing and drinking haufs-and-haufs in the corner of a shite boozer.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link
plenty of precedents for that kind of thing too, m'lud. exhibit A: heat magazine, and its legion of imitators. exhibit B: why, look, a tabloid newspaper of your choice!
anyone in a position to be called a "producer" at radio 2 ought to know there's a difference in expectations between bbc radio and heat magazine - i will dig up a job description if you're interested in the explicit fine print that points this out
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a difference in expectations between bbc radio and heat magazine - i will dig up a job description if you're interested in the explicit fine print that points this out
really? because listening to chris moyles/george lamb/sara cox/annie mac/"grimmy" (no relation) and various others suggests that it's a difference so fine as to be imperceptible to the listener.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean, i quite accept that BBC producers are there, in theory, to UPHOLD BBC VALUES. all i'm saying is that ... well, it feels to me, as a mere listener, like those values have changed enormously, and therefore i don't think it's appropriate to pick on individual producers for maybe lacking the judgment to make a very, very fine distinction between what's appropriate and what's not.
(also: is brand's producer a BBC employee, or someone from brand's production company?)
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
when did heat magazine ever prank-call a kindly old pensioner?? when did the sun? i mean, there's not even any contest here. it's more like zoo/nuts territory. i never listen to moyles, maybe he prank-calls kindly old pensioners all the time.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link
DEAR GOD WHY AM I STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Brands producer is from the external production company.
when did heat magazine ever prank-call a kindly old pensioner??
They gave away a sticker making fun of a disabled kid.
― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link
the disabled kid wasn't a well-loved comedy actor, which explains that
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Gave away a sticker making fun of a disabled kid, or gave away a sticker making fun of a kid who's disabled? There is a big difference.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Ally Ross: "Ponderland (Renamed Ponderlife)"
Very good, son, you should consider becoming a comedian.
Oh for the good old days of common decency comedy on the BBC, such as racist caricatures of Spanish waiters who are routinely shouted at, insulted, beaten up and generally humiliated.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 11:05 (2 hours ago)
Marcello, I am the only person on ILX in the UK to get that reference. I'm surprised that no-one's interviewed Noosha yet, because they've interviewed just about anyone else with even the slightest connection to this whole mess.
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't wnat to talk about this thing anymore really but am interested to see the job descriptions if poss!
thanks
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Me also...xpost
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
yes there is. and the answer is, the sticker made fun of an aspect of harvey's disability, ie. his weight problem. had the fact he's overweight been nothing to do with his illness, they would probably have got away with it (despite the obviously hateful notion of it being ok for a massive-circulation magazine to take the piss out of a helpless pre-teen whose mum happens to be famous).
― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Friday, 31 October 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
It occurs to me that had a Radio Two producer actually considered pulling the recorded show, they would have met with bewilderment, possibly laughed at, and been made to put it straight back on the schedule because both Ross and Brand were paid huge amounts of cash and there was nothing to put in its place.
― Matt DC, Friday, 31 October 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
As the Allinson and Lester substitutions have proved.
Lesley Douglas is one of the very few people to come out with credit from this whole mess in terms of taking the rap rather than seeing the programme's production team fired.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) They could have replaced it with this:
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/art_ross_brand_ap.jpg
Brand looks like kin of So Not Gonna Happen 3.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 31 October 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
how come sachs hadnt heard the answerfone message himself by the time the daily mail came calling? i'm sure this has been answered already.
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
The Mail on Sunday contacted Sachs' agent first.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 31 October 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
but it had been broadcast by then hadnt it? and so hadnt days passed for him to hear the message? or did the mail hear it before it was brodacast?
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
AS I understand it a producer called Sachs on his mobile and played a recording of it to him before he heard it on his answerphone. He said there was a lot of noise as he was outside and he couldn't hear it properly but agreed with the producer that it shouldn't be aired and that he would do an interview on the following week's show.
He didn't listen to the show as he wasn't supposed to be on it and therefore didn't know it had been aired.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm still totally confused about why the 25-year-old producer of the Brand programme still has his job.
Or had his job in the first place? I suppose that depended on what public school he was at in the first place.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Presumably the producer worked for Russell Brand's production company i.e. Russell Brand was their boss or summat?
― NickB, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/10/28/vicars-son-at-heart-of-brand-row/
― Stevie T, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Not a council estate boy from a comprehensive, I am surprised
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"As producer of Brand’s slot, he is thought to earn around £25,000 a year."
BBC spending the big bucks to hire the best talent, i see
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
That's quite high for the BBC.
― Matt DC, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
per hour i'd say it's pretty great
― darraghmac, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Loose change for Jonathan Ross
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I presume The Sun paid for this tasteful video as it's much better quality than the ones on their myspace page which I have definitely not seen.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
how come sachs hadnt heard the answerfone message himself by the time the daily mail came calling?
That's what I've been wondering. The Mail on Sunday article came eight days after the programme was broadcast. And Sachs was scheduled to give a phone interview on the show, about his appearance on The Bill. It wasn't a prank call, as such.
― DavidM, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, that's why he didn't hear the message! He wasn't in!
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Out cavorting with some satanic sluts no doubt
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
^ suspended for 3 months
The Daily Star has unearthed some Lesbian schoolgirl porn featuring herself.
How do they manage to put their hand on this stuff so swiftly, I wonders?
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Googling her name?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Have you gone all Irish all of a sudden?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll be after asking a question...
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i hear georgina baillie's going to be suspended for a week
from her nipples
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
or did someone already make that joke
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
milk it in while you can
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder what Have I Got News For You will be like tonight. Hislop very smug, I guess.
(sorry if already mused upon)
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Lol @ The Fiver today:
JOKES AT EXPENSE OF OLD MAN = GUARANTEED POPULIST FUN
You absolutely cannot go wrong making cheap and tasteless jokes at theexpense of pensioners - millions enjoy them, they're what makesBritain great - which probably explains why Madrid-based clown RamonCalderon yesterday decided to curry favour by humourously accusingageing football manager Sir Alex Ferguson of being "senile"
― Matt DC, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Hislop very smug, I guess.
Yep, that's Ian, I guess also.
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
this (nsfw) is the girl from the story? She isn't that volutuous, I don't think.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, holy shit, bdsm + nazi insignia, there's a fresh combination. (Nb I am booorrreeeedd)
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
volutuomas
― Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
what about the have-a-go pensioner who foiled a robbery today? He's a good old fellow
― the pinefox, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
still don't get how come he didnt hear the answerfone message on his own answerfone at any point before the mail called.
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
AND if he didnt then surely he may have never heard it unless it had been drawn to his attention by the mail. how many 78 year olds can use an answerfone properly?
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
my dad's only 62, he can't use an answerphone!
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Likes: Cock rock, Cage dancing, Making vampire films, Chocolate covered strawberries,Being alone sometimes, Being in good company, Piercings, Leather jackets
Dislikes: Shallow people, Narrow minded people, Chavs who yell things at me,Having to sell out to earn money, Public transport, Dead fish
What is cock rock?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate having to sell out to earn money too
― max, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Pop quiz! Which tabloid newspaper recently ran a front page story attacking "Singer Kate Perry" for posing with a knive WHILE CHILDREN DIED?If you answered the same newspaper who has paid Georgina Baillie an undisclosed sum for exclusive video shots of her ass you are right.So I expect she'll be vilified on the front page tomorrow after posing naked with a knive in a bath of blood with another woman WHILE CHILDREN DIED?NSFW shot of Andrew Sach's granddaughters tits here.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link
The most shocking thing about that photo is the fakeness of the blood. Tsk, tsk, no attention to detail...
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.thebreakingnews.co.uk/hugh%20who.jpg
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
cock rock = another term for 'hair metal' bands like Motley Crue et al.
― Autobot Lover (jel --), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The most shocking thing about that photo is just how crap and tacky it is!
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Look at how uneven the tiles are. 'uckin' cowboy tilers, cost yer to put right guv...
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
'uckin'
in what argot, pray, is this a valid contraction
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?
HIGNFY basically shite. Hislop looked disdainful, while no-one else appeared to share his indignation. Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.
― ailsa, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
everything about this story has screamed 'typical britain' but nothing more so than the semi-detatched-suburban plum coloured bathroom carpet in that photo. even though it's a shot of 2 naked blood-soaked goths in a bath with a knife you can't shake the feeling that somewhere in that house BULLSEYE is probably on.
― piscesx, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Naked bloodsoaked Goths + Bullseye = all that makes this country great.
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
super, smashing, great
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
you can't beat a bit of tabloid bully
― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
No, I have never argued we should have any sympathy for her. She seems to be able to look after herself quite well.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 2 November 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
My point was merely about the hypocrisy of The Sun. Hardly news I know but it just wound me up.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 2 November 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
also when he shouted at paul morley for being a square for writing for the guardian.
Oh. The. Irony.
I rather enjoyed Ham Baker on HIGNFY.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm enjoying the News of the World's "Burn the Whore" angle on this.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?
Cake/eat..
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Ross and Brand are both former Sun/NOTW columnists, yes?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
It's almost as if the papers are written by feckless motherfuckers who'll say owt to slag off the BBC.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link
no. "sister" papers = mututal fucking loathing (qv guardian and observer, esp when latter was edited by alton). that said: if big rupe wanted them all to fall into line, i don't think he'd have to try very hard.
cake/eat for rupe, then; everybody else is just flailing about as usual.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
It's nice to see newspapers taking a strong line on offensive broadcasts tho. I was thinking that as I was reading the anti-semitic screeds on Nat "Lofthouse" Rothschild in the Mail last weekend.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: Does a journalist using the word "geld" have any other context than "I Hate Jews"? I could be wrong, I guess.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link
The MoS gave away a free CLIFF CD yesterday. It was rubbish.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure Cliff's written a few "CHRIST KILLERS" letters in his time, too.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Earlier this year he EXCLUSIVELY told the MAIL ON SUNDAY that he thought the BEATLES' records UNLISTENABLE because they were OUT OF TUNE. "It was INAPPROPRIATE," the Peter Pan of Pop Legend quipped.
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
NOEL: I'M FOLLOWED BY GLOBES GLITTER SHOCKER BUN DEM
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
The MOS - every article seemed to spew forth about JRoss' "unstoppable tirade of filth", which seems odd - maybe they hadn't read the transcripts that were in their own paper?
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's almost like the whole paper's written by feckless Nazi cunts.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.
"best" host since blessed you mean!! they were both extraordinarily entertaining and doofy and both seemingly unrattled by constant stream of abuse they received from the panel
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 November 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, are people still giving a shit about this?
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ New Cape of Good Hope tagline
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Bloated BBC out of touch with the viewers
But, I can hear the cry, what about the left-wing bias?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
With Radio 2 it should be "what about the 1985 bias?"
― Do they mean us? They surely do! It's Ray Conniff! (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
They should run it like the NHS!
Pay next to nothing, and people could then show how brilliant they are before going off to the private sector and *THEN* earn millions. And not before.
)or should they?(
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
They should maybe not sack people because the Daily Mail tells them to.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Who have they sacked?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, you're quite right, Brand resigned for the lulz.
― Nothing has transpired (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
suspend, then...
― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Paul Gambaccini, who presents a weekly show on the network, said she'd stood by Russell Brand through thick and thin. He told Radio 5 Live he had warned Douglas about the dangers when she first hired Brand: "In this profession, we never disparage a colleague - it's an unwritten rule. But when his hire was announced, I sent an email of protest to her, the only one I've ever sent in my entire career.
"In this profession, we never disparage a colleague - it's an unwritten rule. But when his hire was announced, I sent an email of protest to her, the only one I've ever sent in my entire career.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Oooh get her, scratch her eyes out
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh right, "she'd stood by..." refers to Douglas not Gambo!
Gambo's a bit of a pompous prig but given that he's doing the US chart show he's playing the hippest music on R2 at the moment. "Whatever You Like" at five to seven on a Saturday evening! Cool!!
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link
The granddaughter of Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs has called for Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross to be reinstated. By Nicole Martin, Digital and Media Correspondent Last Updated: 6:21PM GMT 04 Nov 2008 Georgina Baillie, 23, had initially urged the BBC to fire the presenters after they left a series of obscene messages on her grandfather's answer machine. However, she has now claimed that the decision by Brand to resign as well as the BBC's suspension of Ross for 12 weeks without pay was "way out of proportion". "I was really angry when I said I wanted them both to be fired, but I think the suspension was good enough. So I'm feeling a bit gutted really about the whole thing", she tells a Channel Five documentary, Russell & Ross: What the F*** Was All That About, which airs on Wednesday.
Georgina Baillie, 23, had initially urged the BBC to fire the presenters after they left a series of obscene messages on her grandfather's answer machine.
However, she has now claimed that the decision by Brand to resign as well as the BBC's suspension of Ross for 12 weeks without pay was "way out of proportion".
"I was really angry when I said I wanted them both to be fired, but I think the suspension was good enough. So I'm feeling a bit gutted really about the whole thing", she tells a Channel Five documentary, Russell & Ross: What the F*** Was All That About, which airs on Wednesday.
And lo, the circle is complete...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
she tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentaryshe tells a Channel Five documentary
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
lol uk
― BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
The US elects their first black president. We have this.
― snoball, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Only because people keep reviving this thread, no-one else is talking about it.
― fat penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link
No.. Channel five could possibly get their lowest ever ratings in the days of either big fuck-on documentary re: Obama, or going out to do the fireworks and that.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Did anyone see it?
(OK, lock thread tonite!)
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 November 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I have to say Snoball absolutely OTM here.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 6 November 2008 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link
it was on; i wasn't really watching. it appeared to be slightly tongue-in-cheek and not necessarily as awful as it might have been.
― barracking bammer (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 6 November 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link
could you call it 'closure'?
Also: Rumour that GB is up for Celeb/Jungle...
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 November 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's just wonderful how after Obama's win, all of this just seems to have stopped mattering, not that it ever mattered in the first place.
Radio 2 will go on whoever runs it and whoever broadcasts on it. So will the BBC.
As far as I'm concerned that should be the last word on the matter.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 6 November 2008 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link
it appeared to be slightly tongue-in-cheek
What? A British TV programme? In 2008? Slightly tongue in cheek?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2008 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
OMG STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD NO ONE CARES ANY MORE
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Just one last disturbing story to report...
― Huey in Melbourne, Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
.... and that Russell has got that part in the next Pirates of the Carribbean he so desired.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't worry folks, the Amy Winehouse stories have started up again, now that the US Elections are over we're back to the issues the British media really care about
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I fully back the Ministry of Defence's decision to use Edenbridge, Kent, as a base for advanced nuclear weapons testing.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
did russell brand shag sarah palin?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Ask her grandfather
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Collins has been approached to take over from Ross's "Film 2008" gig. The true human cost of this tragedy.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
How about getting a film critic to do it?
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Well he's already done his best to kill one BBC flagship programme (EastEnders), let's see how far Wry Irreverent Self-Deprecating Andy can tear Film '72 down.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 6 November 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
This village do this every year, which means, polltime!
The Edenbridge Bonfire: Most deserving Guy
― fat penne (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Andrew Collins edited Empire magazine, once.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Does that make him a film critic? More than Jonathan R***, I suppose
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
He's a yes man and he's cheap.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
He took over the role full time, then found the next month that Q's Editor resigned, so jumped immediately there.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 November 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
According to The Sun newspaper, Miss Mason allegedly told a Bristol taxi firm "not to send an Asian driver to pick up her daughter". The Sun said Miss Mason, 40, told a cab operator: "A guy with a turban on is going to freak her out." Worker 'outraged' When her request was refused, she is alleged to have said: "You've managed it before." The taxi worker was said to be outraged and recorded the conversation, passing a copy to The Sun. Miss Mason is reported to have called the taxi firm off-air as she played a song on her afternoon show. A transcript of the conversation, published in The Sun, records how she ordered a taxi to take her 14-year-old from her Clifton house to her grandparents' home. A BBC spokesman said: "Although Sam Mason's remarks were not made on-air, her comments were completely unacceptable and, for that reason, she has been informed that she will no longer be working for the BBC with immediate effect."
The Sun said Miss Mason, 40, told a cab operator: "A guy with a turban on is going to freak her out."
Worker 'outraged'
When her request was refused, she is alleged to have said: "You've managed it before."
The taxi worker was said to be outraged and recorded the conversation, passing a copy to The Sun.
Miss Mason is reported to have called the taxi firm off-air as she played a song on her afternoon show.
A transcript of the conversation, published in The Sun, records how she ordered a taxi to take her 14-year-old from her Clifton house to her grandparents' home.
A BBC spokesman said: "Although Sam Mason's remarks were not made on-air, her comments were completely unacceptable and, for that reason, she has been informed that she will no longer be working for the BBC with immediate effect."
BBCPhonegate continues...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
wellity wellity:Sachs to join 'Coronation Street'Sachs to guest in 'Casualty' Christmas eps
― Thematically it's like a queer-Pipecock (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
What a sudden career boost for this "victim."
― Don't think that it hasn't been fun. It hasn't. (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link
he's been in the Bill and Casualty in the past few years, so meh
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
He'll probably end up presenting the new TOTP.
― Don't think that it hasn't been fun. It hasn't. (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) .. and Prince Charles' Comedy night.
Virtually got a standing ovation!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
(sorry, i meant Holby City of course)
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link
That PC Comedy night was terrible.
Michael McIntyre must die.
― Don't think that it hasn't been fun. It hasn't. (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Bill Bailey was alright.
But, later on, it was all "audience respect" as opposed to "actually funny", wrt Atkinson,Cleese,Riversffxske!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, I'd forgotten about BB; virtually the only decent act on there.
Unfortunately Robin Williams just inspires me to scream STFU rather than laugh.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Even though it's Miranda Sawyer I'd say this was pretty OTM.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, I always find herself to be alright, in general...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I met her in a pub once, I was reading a copy of Viz and she said, "Oh I didn't know people still read that", she wa v. nice. It was a few years ago, mind.
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link
The extra disc of "24 hour party people" to ref:
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess we're only weeks, if not days, away from Derek Jameson and Gloria Hunniford returning to daytime R2 for all our Ray Conniff needs.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Miranda Sawyer once sent me a postcard from California.
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
True story.
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.freewebs.com/californiadreams/cd4bannerph2.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Charlie Brooker otm (as usual) about this whole ridiculous saga.
― cock++; (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 06:36 (fifteen years ago) link
if you order a steak in a resturant rare are u being racist because you want it pink not black????h, bristol
Bravo
― Alba, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link
And congratulations again to the lily livered BBC for standing by their employees, not.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 10:04 (fifteen years ago) link
she said an english driver mayb that ment sum1 that can speak good english i kno myself many "foriegners" dnt speak great english and i struggle 2 understand them!! at no point did she say "i want a white driver" so how can people jump to the conclusion its racist!!! i thought that in order to be racist she`d have had to say i want a white english driver!!!! but she didnt she said an english driver would be great! when i get a taxi i look for a white english driver not because of his/her colour but because i struggle to understand some people and i dont want to offend them by saying sorry i dnt understand you!!! but mayb u think thats racist! if you do thats fine thats ur opinion which your entitled to!!!!
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link
It's terrible how Jeff Mills and Underground Resistance keep getting pulled into these debates.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
when i get a taxi i look for a white english driver not because of his/her colour but because i struggle to understand some people and i dont want to offend them by saying sorry i dnt understand you!!!
so considerate
― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Sherrie said: "She's not a racist."She has babysat for my children
Oh, well then..
(later)
"I'm sure all of us have been guilty of making sexist or racist comments at some time in our lives, and yes, in essence, what Sam said was racist, however one comment does not make you a racist person – let's not get carried away."
Riiiight.... (with friends like this, etc)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link
So you murdered one person, it's not like you're going around murdering people all the time, come on! One murder doesn't make you a murderer... oh hang on a minute...
― snoball, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link
She's not on the B*P membership list; give her a break.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, before that we have bigger fish to fry excrement to send to 12,000 racists.
― snoball, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I trust someone will be publishing the names and addresses of all members of the Scottish Nationalist Party and Plwyd Cymru, for balance.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
...or even Plaid Cymru (why do I suddenly think of Steve Martin?)...
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Scottish Nationalist Party
Or even Scottish National Party.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, well you know, it's been a long time since I was up there...
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually: what exactly was that comment about, anyway? I trust it's not to be taken literally.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
(I mean, I absolutely refuse to even credit that notion. It just seems a bit odd in this thread, that's all!)
If we're talking explicitly nationalist political parties...
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Er. Nationalism is marginally more complex than that, as well you know.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
The SNP in the seventies weren't exactly in a rush not to be compared with the NF down south, for example; local branch meetings at the time made much of the comparison...
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
But it's all pretty irrelevant in the end; the Tories will end up using the soft end of the B4P's policies out of desperation at the next election, as they always do, and any "threat" will be nullified.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll admit I know absolutely fuck all about the SNP in the 1970s and 1980s; from the little I have gleaned, they sound like a grim bunch of bastards. I think you'd have to accept, though, that the current party of government in Scotland, while fundamentally "nationalist" in nature, is a) a radically different proposition from the SNP as it used to be; b) a fundamentally different proposition to the BNP.
I have terrible problems with the N in SNP; however, these things become a semantic shorthand over time and the whole "SNP/BNP" argument is one even the most asinine Scottish Labourites don't bother with any more. There is also, of course, the whole notion that the perception (and indeed nature) of nationalism changes depending on status, which is one reason why overt displays of English national pride are often interpreted as being aggressive/dominant/triumphalist, while dudes in kilts with saltires are broadly indulged.
I'm not saying it isn't a valid argument: of course it is. But it's certainly not one that can be reduced to the two words "national" and "party".
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
No further action to be taken against Ross.
― What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Lesley Douglas, the former BBC Radio 2 boss who resigned over the Russell Brand row, is join Universal Music. She will become the label's director of programming and business development, creating TV programmes and sponsorship deals for artists like Take That.
She will become the label's director of programming and business development, creating TV programmes and sponsorship deals for artists like Take That.
One more for the 'winners' pile...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7748483.stm
"is join" hmmm...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
She went to see the boss man at Universal in the company of John Noel, the agent of one R Brand.
In retrospect she probably deserved to be turfed out of R2 on the basis of nepotism alone.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Why shouldn't she look after herself? She's the victim of a ridiculous Daily Mail campaign.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Seems like she was being looked after all the time.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"More sinned against than sinning" I reckons.
But sinning all the same.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Sin something simple.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Georgina Baillie in The Guardian:
Time needs to go by before I can face my family. My grandparents are from a different generation. Things that are acceptable, or almost acceptable, to me are not acceptable to them, so it's going to be difficult for a while.
They knew that I did topless stuff, because my grandad actually introduced me to the photographer for page three shots.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/27/georgina-baillie-russell-brand
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link
If the media is making money off you, you're entitled to make money off them. That's a rule Max Clifford taught me.
Says it all, really.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, it's either that or "not make money", i.e. the same crap happens, but the press keeps it all.
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2008 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
The moral is: don't lose the video camera.
If indeed she actually "lost" it.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 27 November 2008 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link
TV actor John Barrowman exposing himself during a live radio show 'overstepped the mark', the BBC has admitted.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 1 December 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link
What really offends me about Radio 1 is that its presenters are incapable of shutting theirgobs for even one nanosecond and generally spout robot crap at maximum volume whenever they are open, which is 100% of the time.
But I doubt any emails of protest from me would result in their dismissal.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) that's on the Sky News website.
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Has Damian Green exposed himself yet?
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Daily Mail have grabbed hold of Barrowman's... oh ffs you work out the rest of the joke...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090801/BBC-new-decency-row-Torchwood-star-John-Barrowman-exposes-live-broadcast.html
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
It also said Mac apologised at the end of the show and that no complaints had been received last night.
Probably 3000 complaints by now, after the Mail decided it was a Good Story and therefore published pornographic material which they knew would be offensive to its readers.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
We were listening to this: Bman apologised for saying "bollocks" but that was all.
Although, we did finish our journey before the show ended.
― Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
you can clearly see JB's helmet...http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/01/article-1090801-02A74733000005DC-88_468x286.jpg
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
INVIDIOUS INSULT TO BRITISH OLYMPIC HERO CHRIS HOY
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Never heard of him, Doctor who is a childrens programme, but he will be famous now. When will people stop copying the sex pistols.Bill, Hampshire, 1/12/2008 11:28
― The Biggest Event In The History Of Ethnic Comedy (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
WHEN INDEED?!Who can forget the outrage when Steve Jones got his cock out on a webcam back in the 70's? And no-one actually saw it because the camera was pointed at his face instead?
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ffs get over it, Grundy!
― DavidM, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't all this kind of outrage tell a story? The radio and television broadcasters have been infiltrated with loonies who are frankly amoral: not knowing what is right from what is wrong. These dregs of society bring along more dross in the name of 'entertainment' some of which is quite vile and demeaning. Organisations who have the ability to enter our homes and thrust their warped visions of entertainment upon us and our children via TV and radio should be brought to accountability once again - AND HELD THERE !.Click to rate Rating 17
- John B, Lancs, 1/12/2008 13:03
Lots of comments I note about Barrowman "getting above himself" and "getting above his station" and "I liked him until he 'came out'."
Cover up those chair legs, obv.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Grundy: "What was the rude word?"Rotten: "Shit."
OMG!!! BRING BACK HANGING!!!
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not surprised that this guy's angry, what with being named after a song about maritime amorality.
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
DIG UP CORPSE OF VILE PERVERT GRUNDY AND FLOG HIM IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE!!!
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
fourpence?
― Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Depends whether they can get Anthea Turner to host it on live TV.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Barrowman tied the knot with architect Scott Gill at a civil ceremony in Cardiff a couple of years ago.
"knot" geddit? fnar fnar
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ROYAL KNOT FURY AT SO-CALLED GAY "WEDDING" SLUR
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
They should bring back hanging, but from what I've heard, Barrowman's pretty well hung already! hahaha... oh dear...
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Fucking weakarse fucking BBC. Stop fucking kneejerking at every fucking Daily Mail-reading fucking granny who fucking whinges about fucking SWEARING or fucking NUDITY ON RADIO you fucking braindead horsefuckers.
― ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 December 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
That's definitely one way of putting it...
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
It's bizarre isn't it? Like the ventriloquist who used to perform on the radio apparently, back in my nan's day. Not that he got his hampton out. As far as we know.
― GamalielRatsey, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link
And then Educating Archie went on TV and (a) the ventriloquist was revealed to be crap, (b) the TV show was downright creepy (dummy sitting on sofa entirely separate from vent, etc.) and (c) killed the act stone dead, so it did.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link
"Educating Archie is another case of a radio show which took over the country in a way no radio show could do now. Kiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipops and washed themselves with Archie Andrews soap; there were Archie Andrews comics and annuals, and the dummy's face appeared everywhere."
Sounds like weird science fiction dystopia, or kakatopia for pedants, doesn't it? Like a Fall song.
― GamalielRatsey, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"A man came up to themHe wanted sex in the dummies eyesThen came up the cry:"Security, mobilize!""
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
AND THE DUMMY'S FACE APPEARED EVERYWHERE
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Kiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipops
― Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
who is this limey turd?
― cankles, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
A VENTRILOQUIST ON A MOTORBIKE!!!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Sky News, dragging this out once again:
Updating his fans on the website Twitter, he wrote: "Smoking a Cohiba and watching Sex And The City Season 6. Suspension is fun."
― James Mitchell, Friday, 19 December 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I have this horrible image of Wossy enjoying a different type of suspension...
― snoball, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i believe i saw that image on the 'superman dat hoe' thread
― Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"hyuk hyuk huyk! I'm posting to Twitter while hanging from the ceiling by my scwotum"
― snoball, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Comedian in 'cracks joke' shocker
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
This week a prominent Australian television bloke was threatened with video of him getting arseholed and collapsing on the pavement. In the UK the smear campaign would go on for months and his career would be in tatters/hyperboosted, but here he merely addressed the media with 'so what, who cares etc' and everyone forgot about it.
Our press wants to be like yours, but we don't have enough stuck-up reactionary twats for it to carry through.
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry about that first sentence btw.
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world resumes spinning
― INVERTED 4 LIFE (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world Lord Reith resumes spinning in his grave
― snoball, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Buggins' turn.
I'm sure Mr Shennan will make as great a success of Radio 2 as he did with Channel 4 Radio.
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand now on Twitter, talking mainly about being lactated by his cat Morrissey.
http://twitter.com/rustyrockets
― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Richie: Er, oh, oh yes, I'm an eccentric millionaire, you know. Er,hooooo-hoo-hoo! Huh, I, I'm so inbred that I'm a bit stupid. Ha,heeroooo-hooo! Oh, we've been inbreeding since the Vikings youknow, there's no-one loopier than the Richards! Er, bottom-fish-bananas, er, etcetera.
― snoball, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
'Do you have Pamela Anderson?''A woman like Pamela Anderson...''No. Pamela Anserson.'
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Royally bollocksed that up.
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll say, it's supposed to be Kim Basinger. And I've never heard anyone say "a wazzo pair of jugs". Not even Russell Brand...
― snoball, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
There were calls in Parliament today for the death penalty to be reinstated as the only just punishment for Jonathan Ross.
Ross, who has the audacity to be 48 – a clear two fingers to all people of all other ages – shocked and appalled listeners to his BBC radio show yesterday for the 83rd time this week.
He opened his depraved programme by saying – at a time when children could well have been listening – “Good morning.”
“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” says revolted listener Joe Bloggs, 107.
“Ross clearly has absolutely NO regard for people listening over the internet in other countries, for whom it was NOT morning.
“This is racism, pure and simple. He MUST be stopped!”
Ross’s sickening outburst also provoked outrage among people who were not having a good morning yesterday.
Furious Joanne Bloggs explains: “It’s all very well for him to make his demands, but I’d woken up in a bad mood.
“After I heard him say that, I felt so pressured to turn my morning around that I could no longer cope with life.
“As a direct result, I’ve lost my job and my kids will probably starve now – which basically makes Jonathan Ross a murderer. He must pay.”
During the offending introduction and indeed throughout the ENTIRE show Ross could also clearly be heard breathing, BBC insiders inform us.
Jim Bloggs, of The National Association Of Asthma Sufferers, last night blasted Ross for this cruel, heartless prank. “Will he never learn?
“It’s simply despicable of him to taunt people with a very serious disease in this vile way and I urge the Government to take action.
“He has upset many, many people. And it wasn’t even funny!”
Jenny Bloggs of the National Society For The Deaf also hit out at Ross.
“It’s utterly typical that he chooses to broadcast on the radio – a medium that is almost totally inaccessible to deaf people.
“He’s discriminating against absolutely everyone in the world with a disability of any kind – Jonathan Ross obviously hates the disabled.
“Our members are seriously offended that they were unable to hear the offending material.”
Jonathan Ross refused to comment last night.
The British Mute Trust were preparing a statement about how insulted they are by this as we went to press.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/columnists/polly/2009/01/29/jonathan-ross-is-to-blame-for-everything-ever-115875-21079066/
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 January 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
it wasn’t even funny
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/26/the-arthur-remake-just-got-interesting-peter-baynham-to-put-words-in-russell-brands-mouth/
― DavidM, Monday, 2 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7981078.stm
Beeb fined £150,000.Is that it over now?
― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 3 April 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
He's witty, quick & funny, but I'm still not sure why so many women want to do him.
― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Because he played the Spanish waiter in Fawlty Towers?
― snoball, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Fascinating. No, really! I like that he's nervous. I like that he talks way too much but isn't boring.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I heard 1/2 of that Fresh Air last night and it was quite entertaining.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
David Mitchell: fuck yeah
― otm in new york (G00blar), Saturday, 11 April 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds righteous. What is he talking about?
― tits akimbo (kenan), Sunday, 12 April 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
mitchell's phleghmy outrage usually bugs me but that guardian piece was fascinating, i loved it
― NI, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
it just goes to show, you can't be too careful!
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is currently on Jay Leno's show, just rattling his damn fool head off like he's on stims or sumfin.
He's not like this all the time, is he?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
yup
― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
raison d'etre
― the sound of mu (sic), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
He did alright on Stern, for a 'limey fag'.
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
WTF? These two are an item now?
http://i38.tinypic.com/avodwo.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh yes, for like DECADES (in celeb time, in REAL time it's like long enough to fuck). They look so hapy together!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
when the fuck did he get engaged to katy perry????
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Just now.
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Then again, one of the most questionable "womanizers" I've known turned out to have one of the most stable marriages I've seen. When I asked him, right before he got married, how he was so sure that this was the girl for him for forever, he said, "Don't you think I'd know that by now?" A slightly unpleasant-to-contemplate but nonetheless fair point.
― kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
He was looking very Hollywood on the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year the other day; barnet tamed, buff, a little tanned. Most odd.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
big sweat patches
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, definitely big sweat patches.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hollywood sweat patches
― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
As big as Hollywood, aye.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm not certain the world needs a married Russell Brand, but that's ok, because I doubt it will have one for very long anyway."
agreed.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Get him to the Greek was entirely enjoyable, btw.
― akm, Sunday, 6 June 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
jonah hill looks like he's gonna go belushi/farley pretty soon
― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesus fuck! Are Katy Perry's eyes ALWAYS like that?
― Protect family from germs of disease (KMS), Sunday, 6 June 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought this thread would be about this Russell brand:
http://www.gameday-athletic.com/images/Russell%20Logo.jpg
― Aimless, Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Sunday, June 6, 2010 11:44 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
does he have a documented drug issue or is he just fat?
― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
he took katy away from me u_u
― gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
ugliest pair of lead actors ever to grace a Hollywood film?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha otm
― gorilla vs burrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds about right
― underwater, please (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott & Costello are Pitt & Clooney next to them
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://natsukashi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/turner_and_hooch.jpg
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 7 June 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i dig this dude i think he's funnylookin and i like the way he talks
― a failed junkie who reinvented himself by eating a thesaurus (jdchurchill), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate to admit it but i think he's just so dreamy
time to see if i can deal with 90 minutes of jonah hill's convex neckbeard tho
― A B C, Monday, 7 June 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
this film is basically hilars
paul krugman cameo!
― doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Monday, 7 June 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Didn't realise RB was considered ugly. He ain't my cup of tea but I thought he had a ragged appeal.
― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Greek was decent. movie's actual MVP = Diddy.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 8 June 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
chicks want to nail him (ime) but he's not exactly 'handsome'
― doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link
not ugs either tho
i think this might have been a new low for apatow fam relationship storylines. pretty funny tho
― A B C, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i wanna see this, i don't think either of them is ugly sorry
― harbl, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
krugman cameo was very wtf
― in my day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow for VU bootleg (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 June 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
arrested for pushing & shoving a photographer & released on bail
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/russell-brand-arrested-for-alleged-attack-2010179
― StanM, Saturday, 18 September 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/12/09/12342/russell_brand_revives_rentaghost
Seventies children’s TV series RentaGhost is to be turned into a big-budget Hollywood film starring Russell Brand.
The comic will play Fred Mumford, a newly-dead slacker who wants to be more productive in the afterlife, so sets up a temp agency hiring out other spirits.
Warner Bros has acquired the rights to the BBC1 comedy show and is said to be developing the idea into a Beetlejuice-style comedy.
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
So to answer the question, D.
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually, from what I remember, the 'jester' from back then looked a lot like him.
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Timothy Claypole - fucking irritating character.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
So, he's not that guy.
Right?
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I always thought Rentaghost was shit, even when I was eight. Liked the theme music though.
― nate woolls, Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
They could get Snoop to do the theme tune for the reboot, particularly the line "freaks and fools".
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Just saw "Hop" (don't ask, please) SO ANNOYINGgrfttftfhrgftfgrhfhfrgrrhrhrHE SHOULD BE CRUCiFIED
― lively and fuiud (Pashmina), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
This guy is basically the British Yahoo Serious, right?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
No. He's much more of a twat.
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Whatever charms he may possess (and I'm not sure there are any), I can't get past the grating reediness of his voice. Fuckin' makes Dave Davies sound like Barry White.
― Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Russel Brand atm is holding both #1 and #2 positions in the US box office (hop & arthur respectively)
― kelpolaris, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
does dude ever not yell
― borkslovethewu (some dude), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
The more I hear people bang on about kindles, the more I think I fucked up by getting a sony reader, even tho I do love it and think it's awesome. The lack of wifi fills me with jealousy. And it suffers even worse than the kindle in the makes-you-look-a-twat stakes.
― Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link
wrong thread?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
rue sold brand
― estela, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link
there is that aspect, yes.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link
eek. wrong thread! such a berk.
― Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qdNBrzAQjo&feature=player_embedded
― john. a resident of chicago., Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122017344
― john. a resident of chicago., Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/11/london-riots-davidcameron
Seriously, why should we give a toss what this fey idiot thinks about the riots?
"For one thing, policemen are generally pretty good fighters and second, it registered that the accent they shouted at me with was closer to my own than that of some of those singing about the red flag making the wall of plastic shields between us seem thinner."
Really? I cannot picture the members of the met sounding like music-hall fop. "You're under arrest, ooh me winkie's a right bad 'un"
Can't stand the guy, does it show?
― Proger, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
Fops, plural.
― Proger, Friday, 12 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
i suppose what he meant, and what you know he meant, was that generally a lot of far-leftists are posh cunts while polis are more likely to be working class.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
I know what he meant, was just trying to get a dig in. All the "expert" comentary gets me down. Actually my brother trained as a stage actor and is now in the met, so he may well patrol in a music hall manner, lol hoisted by my own petard, or rather my brother's.
― Proger, Friday, 12 August 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
I really liked him when he was hosting BBBM, but then I saw his real persona in interviews (oh oh I know everything there is to know about the aaaaaart of comedy oh oh) and went right the fuck off him.
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 August 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FTvsx.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 14 August 2011 06:54 (twelve years ago) link
Perrin blown away by Brand onstage:
http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2012/02/brand-oh.html
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://gawker.com/russell-brand-destroys-msnbc-talk-show-host-for-treatin-513992493?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Apparently, this happened...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link
I watched it yesterday and was like huh, that was not really as exciting as the headline made it sound. Couple funny moments though.
― ramona & yeezus (some dude), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link
yeah otm. my boss sent it to me and was all "oh this is brilliant" and i expected a lot more - it's just a bit rambling and weird.
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link
I don't really know how that show normally goes.
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
Being 'rambling and weird' (in his sort of fairly strained and uninteresting version of weird) is what he does though isn't it? I don't hate the guy but I've never got his appeal either.
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:48 (ten years ago) link
Obv. this sort of (US) TV show is not the usual forum for his shtick though. When did he start dressing like David Essex?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link
they call him willy and the one dude says, "yeah, i really can't understand this guy when he talks"! i'm not sure what he was supposed to do with that, even if he had attempted to play along. it's not artie on joe buck but he went in on them.
i never got the appeal either but recently i really sort of liked him on norm macdonald's show. the concept of his new show, which he got a chance to explain to norm, sounded horrible, though.
― dylannn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link
i did not realise until this thing broke that in the US it isn't considered rude to refer to someone who's in front of you by a third-person pronoun rather than addressing them directly.
― ✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link
to me that reads like a definite slight - and so doing it in what's ostensibly an interview would feel like a public insult, and pretty... humiliating?
but if it's not rude in American culture then it must seem like he is throwing a strop about nothing.
― ✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
Calling him Willy Brandt was sort of funny. I mean, it is easy to get the two of them confused right?
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link
Good Bundesrepublik skillz
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
xxp: I dunno. It would depend on context. In this case, it seems pretty rude to me.
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah he was surprisingly good natured here imo? i'd have probably got the raving hump if i was in that situation
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link
the third person pronoun thing was just part of the entire package. what was his response supposed to be when the one guy started riffing on how he couldn't understand brand on the radio but he was fairly comprehensible in person?
― dylannn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link
All of the hosts seem kinda high.
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
By which I'm trying to not say "dumb".
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
how could it not be rude in any place to speak about someone as an object of idle curiositity while in their presence
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
I think that that one woman was calling him 'he' because she was clearly unsure of his name. She tentatively called him Willy at one point cos obviously the subject of German reunification had been weighing heavily on her mind, but then she reverted to 'he' again after that. So I think it was more awkwardness due to that than it was bad manners.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link
That would make sense if Mika hadn't emphatically introduced him at the beginning of the segment.
― Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
Third person in front you was considered rude as hell when I was growing up in the states, but I am old and from good stock.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link
Come on, surely that's considered rude in the US. I've never heard otherwise.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
Well, I mean, there are certain contexts where it might not be, but I think in those cases, it would not be rude in the UK either.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
As far as what passes for rude in the US -- this wasn't in the US, it was in TV. Cable TV. Morning "news."
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
morning "joe"
― ramona & yeezus (some dude), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
the guy named joe wasn't even there. if that IS his real name.
I saw this. It's pretty good toward the end when he does an imitation of the inane discussion style of these cable news talk shows, but most of it is just rambling. I could do without the come-ons too, but I guess it's as good a way as any as disrupting the show and throwing people off their guard, which is the point. Whoever that guy was (I guess it's not Scarborough? I've never watched the show) seems like a moron.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
iirc the dude brought up russell's chest display before he brought up mika's, and her degree of swooning was pretty priceless. just seemed like your standard amusing enough russell brand talk show appearance to me, but i guess maybe people aren't used to his shtick
― da croupier, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
or maybe they're more familiar with your standard morning joe episode than i am and laughing at the atypical madness
― da croupier, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
Dunno anything about this show, but that clip implied it was being simulcast on the radio? That might explain the third person/what he looks like stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
it kind of seemed like the morning joe hosts weren't very well prepared for his schtick
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I think Brand has become something of a hero in the last year or two. He openly acknowledges what an insecurity-driven twat he used to be and I think he's genuinely trying to be good. His, um, cultural contributions have been notably improved as well - he's not a bad writer and if he took himself more seriously I think he could even be a very good one.
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
His FX show is awful. He'll have a grain of a funny insight here and there and just bury it with babble.
― ramona & yeezus (some dude), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah it helps that I read his articles but mostly avoid his TV appearances
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
"Any of you who know a little bit about history and fashion will know that Hugo Boss made the uniforms for the Nazis," Brand reportedly said at the podium. "The Nazis did have flaws, but, you know, they did look f--king fantastic, let's face it, while they were killing people on the basis of their religion and sexuality."
http://www.eonline.com/news/455738/russell-brand-defends-hugo-boss-nazi-jokes-at-gq-men-of-the-year-awards
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201385/rs_560x415-130905113450-560.russell-brand-tweet.cm.9513.jpg
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I was watching the Channel 4 programme on Colour footage of the rise of Hitler and the name Hugo Boss came up in relation to the Uniforms he designed then mentioned in his standard adverts during the Reich. I was trying to place where I knew the name from, not sure if it was this controversy or how popular his firm was at certain times and who was wearing clothing by him in the 60s & 70s. Henry Ford apparently donated all the profits of German sales of Ford cars to the Nazi party in the late 20s/early 30s too. Not that taht has anything to do with his Brandness.
I'd tend to think what Brand says in that soundbite quoted above was pretty accurate.
― Stevolende, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
ugh "nazis looked great" is such a lame, old gag.
― sleepingsignal, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link
I like his performance in the tempest. This adlib (an extra on the disc) is kind of amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBOMSzhIfjk
― idembanana (abanana), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link
Just got round to watching the GQ thing. Genuine lols.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inB-6R1-4ng
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
fantastic.
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
russell brand's quite funny
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
it's pretty wonderful. more hypocrisy than bill hicks, obv, but he's the closest thing to him
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/sep/13/russell-brand-gq-awards-hugo-boss
― estela, Monday, 16 September 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
it's almost as if the fashion industry is especially humourless
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
being ejected from a gq awards seems like a better evening than staying at the gq awards.
oh he is very annoying tho isnt he? like bill hicks, yes.
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
one day u will turn up, browbeaten & genuflecting, at the tentflap of the ilx commune, and we will let u in
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Hicks' canonization conveniently overlooks a lot of straight dickery imo
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
I guess Brand has that Puck-ish thing going for him, the subversive glint. Hicks was just angry. Sometimes funny, but often mostly angry. But Brand seems as well suited to the internet age as Hicks was to the underground comedy era.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
ilx has been browbeating me for years tbrr, the absence of genuflection is prob more down to their being bad at is than any real backbone on my part, either way i'm not going near yr flaps on my knees
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
it took me a long time to get over the twitchy annoying visual and stop being irritated enough to actually listen and/or pay attention to him but I have to say I really do enjoy him
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
Dating Jemima Khan, apparently. He splashed out and took her to Song Que.
― aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
Just re-read his Thatcher piece, which I still think captures something personal and profound that most obits fell short of.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
the biggest ron paul stan on my facebook feed during the last two presidential elections is now the biggest reposter of russell brand posts.
― how's life, Monday, 28 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
oh no, that's that then
― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Monday, 28 October 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/26/russell-brand-needs-more-than-wild-emotions
― subaltern 8 (Michael B), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
With women singers, escalation has gone from Debbie Harry's mildly revealing miniskirts of 25 years ago, through Madonna's bondage gear, to the semi-nudity of Christina Aguilera and Rihanna, to the actual nudity of Miley Cyrus.
haha okay dude
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
Everything Brand has said, I’ve heard before, especially since Occupy’s 2011 heyday; the radical suggestion that, yes, “Shit is fucked up, and bullshit,” was not first uttered by Brand and should not be more exciting nor appealing by virtue of emerging from his cheeky smile. As has often been pointed out, there is a constant conflict at play when radical or militant ideas or images enter the popular imaginary under capitalism (I’ve noted the example here before of a riot scene in a Jay-Z/Kanye music video): At the same time radical ideas might spread and resonate across mainstream and pop media platforms (and thus provide the potential for rupture), these ideas and images are recuperated immediately into capital. Brand calls for revolution, and online media traffic bounces, magazines sell, bloggers like me respond, advertisers smile, Brand’s popularity/notoriety surges, the rich, as ever, get richer.
Secondly, and more immediately worthy of attention given current Brand fever: His framing of women is nothing short of the most archetypal misogyny. I’m not asking Brand to be perfect, but I am asking that we temper celebrations of him according to his very pronounced flaws. Writer Musa Okwonga, responding to Brand and possibly coining the term “Brandwagon” was swift to elevate feminist concerns, too often ignored in the excitement around a celebrity appearing to have good politics....
http://www.salon.com/2013/10/25/i_dont_stand_with_russell_brand_and_neither_should_you/
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thenorthstar.info/?p=11299
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
oh nooooooo i was fearing this bump would be that stupid piece
complete load of throwing-my-toys-out-of-the-pram bollocks obv
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
Some people saw Bussell Brand outwit/take down Jeremy Paxman. Some people saw the exact opposite.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
i'll confess i didn't read all of that article, but for somebody who complains a lot about how some Leftists behave to one another the writer sure seems to want to tell everybody what they ought to think
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
don't think i'm interested in reading apologists for hierarchy any more either
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
British leftist politics are super weird for us 'Mericans
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
it's a pathetic unfunny cliche but that scene in Life of Brian sums things up pretty accurately
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
I've liked a lot of stuff Mark Fisher's done but that article is idiotic. He wouldn't have trouble with "sour-faced identitarian piety" if he wasn't so bafflingly obsessed with revitalising a moribund working class identity that has nothing to do with class as an actual economic power relation.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
https://medium.com/i-m-h-o/6c5c9f48bf00 this response is good.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
bafflingly obsessed with revitalising a moribund working class identity
There is something frighteningly conservative (to a Californian) about "authentic" British working class identity and the way it's policed.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
this was good too
http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/ray-filar/all-hail-vampire-archy-what-mark-fisher-gets-wrong-in-exiting-vampire-castle
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
There is something frighteningly conservative (to a Californian)
Dying here
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
there is conservativism there, but there's also a set of responses to the ongoing experiences of working class people. if there's a chippiness to some defences of the working class it should be seen in the context of a refusal by some economically and socially privileged commentators to acknowledge that class exists or is problematic. the same kind of experience i'm sure that people of colour or women experience when they're smugly told that we live in a post-racial or post-feminist culture.
having said that, i agree that much of the language of class is outdated, that the phrase "working class" has become so complicated and in need of qualification that there might well be better words to use. personally i think that left activists should be seeking to expand class consciousness and to forge the recognition that in 2013 the majority of people who consider themselves middle class are in a strictly Marxist sense proletarians. the notion of identity as a diversion from class struggle is pretty senseless imo, for reasons like those argued by Angela Mitropoulos above, and because to deny identities feels like a sectarian gesture or a nostalgia for older, privileged values
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
or to be briefer, people get funny about policing aspects of their identity when they're forever being told their identity doesn't exist
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
How can you deny class? In Britain it's even weirder when it cna be expressed in a strictly Marxist economic sense but also in a tribal identity sense by rockstars and their ilk, or ppl who've made it in business.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
one way to deny class is by pointing out that plumbers are better paid than some notionally middle class people but you don't need me to enumerate, anybody can deny anything with enough brass neck
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
This wasn’t Johnny Rotten swearing at Bill Grundy – an act of antagonism which confirmed rather than challenged class stereotypes.
Yes, 'cos that's not what happened, get your facts right, mate.
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
throwing a hissy fit at the intersectionalists is a bit of an alarm bell - also where his argument falls down is that no one was denying class in the first place
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
like, pointing out pretty undeniable misogyny where you see it is not denying class
the only denial i've seen in this entire debate is denial of brand's sexism
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
saturated with working class intelligence and not afraid to show it
This is going on my business card, dontchaknow
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
throwing a hissy fit at the intersectionalists is a bit of an alarm bell
Yeah. Not addressing the essential rectitude of that kind of analysis kind of pulls the rug out of any arguments you can make about po-faced moralizers and guilt merchants.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
i feel like my suspicion that people who oppose intersectionality just want to continue to not think about privilege would be exactly the kind of thing that feeds back into their persecution complex
― Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
well it pretty obviously is
no one ever argues against intersectionality as a (VERY SIMPLE) idea, they always derail the argument into tone policing, as if they'd happily take race etc into account if only some people on twitter weren't so rude
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
The one comment I did like was the one which takes the argument globally and considers what kind of privilege a working class person has in relation to workers in the developing world.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
Most ppl come across as asses on twitter
It's like a global amplifier for blurting out shit you should probably think through.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
personally i think that left activists should be seeking to expand class consciousness and to forge the recognition that in 2013 the majority of people who consider themselves middle class are in a strictly Marxist sense proletarians. the notion of identity as a diversion from class struggle is pretty senseless imo, for reasons like those argued by Angela Mitropoulos above, and because to deny identities feels like a sectarian gesture or a nostalgia for older, privileged values
behind this 100%
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
He's otm re: the neo-anarchists though
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
another important response (that taught me a lot i didn't know)
http://notjusttheminutiae.tumblr.com/post/67991755129/k-punk-and-the-vampires-castle
Moving along to the present, a battle for dominance is being played out on the terrain of identity by white male leftists stung by the explosion of new, subaltern perspectives emerging on social media platforms like twitter. What is being reconfigured here is the notion of democracy. If Fisher was listening he would hear that it is a democracy that moves beyond the kind of nationalism celebrated by Fisher, Owen Jones and Left Unity types who would like to see Labour return to being the party that built the NHS and the welfare state in 1945....The British working class is not some monolithic lump waiting to have the right ideas injected into it. We are always striving towards the truth of our situation. To get there involves discussion. Some of it uncomfortable because it shows up those those nether regions we’d rather ignore. Like the casual racism or casual sexism. And it takes an act of courage, not malice, to point it out
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
the only denial i've seen in this entire debate is denial of brand's sexism― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:53 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:53 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this in spite of Brand himself accepting that while he doesn't think he's sexist, his language and behaviour would often indicate that he might be, and that he really isn't the best person to judge.
― whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CJiMltRI5UQ/TUWv0Hz_T4I/AAAAAAAAWcY/HiILgHu7a9Y/s1600/wargames-quote-not-to-play.jpg
― a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how so?
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
this whole debate boils down to fisher's reductivism, and I will be equally reductive in saying that he simply doesn't have the patience or the decency to engage with the sheer clusterfuck of oppressions that exist in society
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
I recognise who he's talking about from the description. Which is a different group from the so-called Vampire's Castle, which I agree that he misrepresents badly.
I would say that Fisher's past work allows him a bit of leeway in a moment of frustration but I guess you wouldn't agree.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
I found myself largely agreeing with what he wrote right up until the first subheading and the Vampires' Castle, at which point it span into a fairly demented personal obsession with false binaries of class/race+gender and the ironic construction of an argument-identity that refused to recognise the validity of intersectional arguments, not to mention an Absolute position from which it would be difficult to climb down
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
I haven't read the fisher article but lolomg he's still doing that vampire thing?
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Felt to me like he was trying to construct a coherent argument out of his frustration with left-wing infighting (and to hell with "tone policing", it can get incredibly vicious) but it doesn't work and runs the risk of telling various marginalised groups to shut up and wait. I get the frustration but the best response is to take a deep breath and decide whether to engage or ignore with certain individuals rather than trying to build a generalised intellectual framework around it.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
Basically if you wanna ground-zero queer everything up you've gotta accept that this entails intellectual responsibilities* & once you've got your head around this then yeah you can chill & crack out the jokes
*this is not academic snobbery - I have no academic grounding in gender studies, intersectionality, sociology &c - it's simply the demand that everyone is taken seriously, every complaint is considered, initially at least, as valid. not 'intellectual' as inaccessible bijou of privilege but as universal ability to apply yr damned mind to the situation
strikes me that Fisher is unchill & anti-intellectual in some fairly savage ways, despite his noble sentiments & obvious desire for a fairer planet - this disconnect has manifested in a strangely oppositional and polarising rhetoric that helps precisely fucking nobody except those who would prefer the Left a self-defeating morass of tragedy
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
I stopped reading at the Vampire's Castle header and it was STILL complete point-missing nonsense.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
DL the thing is that the Left must - must - strive to engage with every voice, no matter how briefly - and engage with it until clarity is achieved. If you want to ignore certain voices to suit your taste then the whole destructive cycle begins anew.
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
inaccessible bijou of privilege??
Have you read anything Fisher's written btw? Because anti-intellectual he ain't.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
yeah again I haven't read the article but I remember back in the day he used to go off on one about "grey vampires" but this was so ill-defined it just came off as "everyone who disagrees with k-punk on anything is a counterproductive squabbling troll" bs
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
xxp
DL the thing is that the Left must - must - strive to engage with every voice, no matter how briefly - and engage with it until clarity is achieved.
Strive perhaps, but sometimes you've just got to let it go because there's no clarity on the horizon.
wins otm I think. When you find yourself writing an article like this then you should stop.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
xps ha, I'd forgotten about his 'grey vampires' thing. These are different vampires!
Fisher's criticisms of neo-anarchism are fine as far as they go, but as far is they go isn't very far at all. Sure, we have no reason to take secessionist Guy Fawkes mask chumps particularly seriously (though someone should remind Mark that Russell Brand is basically one of these) but he then leaps straight from that, over the serious and thoughtful anarchists like SolFed, and then right back into parliamentary democracy. There's a vast amount of political thought between naive anarchism and ~vote Labour 2015~ that he just doesn't bother accounting for.
Though that said, his politics is defended much more convincingly and even-handedly laid out in this discussion with Jeremy Gilbert http://www.lwbooks.co.uk/journals/newformations/pdfs/80_fishergilbert.pdf than in the ad hominem nonsense he's been throwing around elsewhere, although it's Gilbert doing most of the heavy lifting.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
I've read this article, which I perceive to be anti-intellectual in the way it dismissed various exceptionally important parts of our ongoing sociological discourse as vampirism & forms of identity consumerism when they quite fucking clearly aren't - they're quite clearly, in fact, sincere attempts to refine & improve the discourse
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
merdeyeux searingly otm there
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
although i'd be wary of being too dismissive of the guy fawkes mask wearing chumps or indeed russell brand as they're providing a lot of useful energy that can be subsequently moulded with a dash of intersectionality but is needed in the first place to stoke sentiment
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
The problem is that he doesn't want to kick the hornets' nest by naming his targets but without names he only has confusing and inaccurate generalisations. I know exactly who he means by neo-anarchists and I don't think he means there aren't thoughtful anarchists as well but the distinction isn't clear.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
He needs to state the precise nature of his complaint, with examples, and explanations as to why these examples are unfair. Not doing so is for me a sign that he feels that his masculinity is under threat, at which point I'm in battle mode
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
I know exactly whom he means by 'neo-anarchists' - me :D
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
idk while his broadside against n0v4r4 types was a neat little easter egg, it's still super facile and doesn't add to the argument.
― thighs without a face (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
are n0v4r4 types unpopular around here? iirc that one n0v4r4 type who's very nice really wrote a lucid and reasonable response to fisher's criticism of neo-anarchism from a while back, which fisher doesn't seem to have taken on board at all.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
He's otm re: the neo-anarchists though― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkhow so?― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, November 28,
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, November 28,
because they pick on his media friends...laughs. actually the way that theorybros have circled the wagons around Fisher is not too dissimilar to how certain writers behave when one of their number gets called out for something. make u think.
the funny thing is that after complaining about "neo-anarchists" Fisher praises SolFed...which is composed in large part of the same people he's bashing.
Matthijs Krul was good on why the Fisher piece was a load of shit http://www.thenorthstar.info/?p=11339
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
are n0v4r4 types unpopular around here?
I don't know, I don't know what n0v4r4 is
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
i don't really know which specific neo-anarchists are good and which bad but i am very much pro both n0vara types and the intersectional feminist twitter crew.
about a year or so ago i actually did think there was a chance of a reasonable debate and learning when these divisions started coming to light but neither side seems much interested in that now
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
i have no idea if they are unpopular around here! everyone is unpopular around here, surely. i like some n0vara types tbh (i would never go as far as "very nice really", what an insult) but in as much as there is a type there's a pleased flush of recognition when one sees it characterised.
― thighs without a face (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
It's scattergun, I'm not denying that. One jarring note was his dig at anyone who called Brand out on his sexism when the writers I've seen doing that (two women and a black man btw) did so in reasonable terms that made clear they weren't saying that he was therefore beyond the pale and should be ignored. As the Gothic Politics guy points out, "He accuses his opponents, without otherwise naming or identifying them, of being bourgeois, academic, posh, and privileged," in order to make them fair game, when in reality many of the people he seems to be criticising are some combination of black, gay, female and working class.
The general vibe of the essay is what I believe Gramsci described as "butthurt".
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Sure, we have no reason to take secessionist Guy Fawkes mask chumps particularly seriously (though someone should remind Mark that Russell Brand is basically one of these)
This is where Kerplunk's argument basically collapses in on itself. Also it's pretty obvious that he doesn't really take the accusations of sexism seriously, which when you consider this is a guy who prank called a rape hotline is pretty dodgy.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
uh what
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
Also he doesn't seem to understand that many of the objectors are not being "snarky", they're left-wingers who are appalled at the prospect of this person becoming some kind of standard bearer and who fear it may ultimately turn out to be counterproductive.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
I find it utterly baffling that anyone of Fisher's age and intellect would be so seduced by Brand that he thinks any criticism is heresy.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
which when you consider this is a guy who prank called a rape hotline is pretty dodgy.
He didn't prank call a rape hotline.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
Ummm, yes, I can't really understand why (a tiny number of internet) people are still going on about an interview with Russell Brand as if it has any significance whatsoever. Desperation stakes! (xxxp)
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
Or, to elaborate, left-wingers who are happy this is being brought into the mainstream and horrified at Brand being the person responsible.
(xpost - okay he prank called a police hotline set up in the aftermath of a spate of sex attacks).
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
he did - http://www.theguardian.com/stage/theatreblog/2008/jul/16/russellbrand
not as high profile a stunt as prank calling someone to boast about sleeping with their granddaughter but the fact that he did BOTH...
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
A thing that I've notice with Fisher (I quite like some of his work, used to read his posts on Dissensus, liked Capitalist Realism) is that he loves the idea of The Big Transformative Event. He was sure that the ruling class in the UK would collapse after the Murdoch/phone-tapping thing, and there were some other instances before and after. I think this is why he's so into Brand.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Wasn't it Jonathan "rossy" Ross who blurted out the thing about Sachs's granddaughter? This is all kinda beside the point re brands sexism tho
― malapopism (wins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
Jonathan Ross, the Engels to Brand's Marx
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
Take it to the jonathan ross thread
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
Well, again, it's not a "fact".
All the initial reports of the call appeared in tabloid newspapers (Sun, Mail, Mirror) and describe him calling the police.
By the time the story spread elsewhere (i.e. the Guardian article you link to here, which links to the Mail piece as its source), this has turned into an "emergency rape line set up by police".
Five years later, I see it mentioned all over the place that he was trolling Rape Crisis or something.
Here's the call, to the police, as in the original reports. Just the normal police line, which rings for a long time before being answered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iwAIxb5M_M
It's not that funny or anything, but still. He probably shouldn't be calling the police and joking about polka-dotted rapists or whatever, but this is not the act that you were describing.
I can't say that I know exactly how sexist Russell Brand is. He certainly sometimes speaks about women in curious ways. But he definitely ends up being misreported about this an awful lot, for all kinds of reasons. Another example:
"SEX-MAD comic Russell Brand was told off by Billy Connolly after he refused to start filming until a wardrobe girl flashed her boobs at him."http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4469260/Russell-Brand-refuses-to-film-What-About-Dick-until-wardrobe-girl-flashed-boobs-at-him.html
"That [widely reported] story," says Connolly evenly, "is a total invention. A complete fabrication. It's total bollocks. It never happened. Russell was very well-behaved, and I found him very interesting." http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/features/yin-and-yang-how-billy-connolly-calmed-down-just-dont-mention-piers-morgan-8412113.html
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
brand loyalty
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
yomp
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
He did neither. It was Jonathan Ross what did the "boasting"
― Mark G, Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
"curious ways" hmmm
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
Krul article absolutely brilliant btw
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
no seriously fuck off russell brand, we can find someone else who can blather about revolution
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/russell-brand-accused-of-homophobic-slur-after-he-tells-cambridge-students-shut-up-you-harry-potter-pfs-9058126.html
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 11:30 (ten years ago) link
Literally unbelievable.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/apr/02/russell-brand-rewrites-fairy-tales-childrens-books?CMP=twt_fd
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 10:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/2/1396432449155/-Russell-Brand-at-the-clo-012.jpg?width=620&height=-&quality=95
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 10:46 (ten years ago) link
Bloke (re-)writes stories based on old folk tales.
Outrageously following in the footsteps of, ooh, how many?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 11:37 (ten years ago) link
Accelerating the contradictions. That always works out well.
gu.com/p/428me/tw
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:23 (nine years ago) link
slightly amazed he didn't make that new statesman white men thing
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link
this thread's been pretty quiet.
― piscesx, Monday, 27 October 2014 10:12 (nine years ago) link
it's probably really unfashionable to say this, but i largely agree with Brand on most things. Recent suspect Truther things (which have been blown out of all proportion anyway) aside, pretty much the only thing I disagree with is that you shouldn't vote.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:18 (nine years ago) link
thing
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/oct/27/revolution-review-russell-brand-beverly-hills-buddhist?CMP=twt_gu
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link
on Twitter DL was saying that he can comes across as chippy and bullying and i agree, he does he does talk over people and can be crazy pass-ag.
― piscesx, Monday, 27 October 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link
but then again so does every wacko right-wing reactionary equivalent. i hate to say it but when you've got BoJo, Farage and how many others constantly spouting rubbish in the press and media, i almost feel as though the left needs some sort of equivalent outspoken loony just to stop it from being drowned out.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:31 (nine years ago) link
Like, Brand's whole schtick is abhorrent, many of his arguments are flawed and his methods are potentially damaging. But the fundamentals of what he's arguing - the current political system being bankrupt; too much power in the wrong places; corruption through-and-through; severe disillusionment among young people; significant change needed in order to stop politics falling-in on itself - are undeniably shared by a large number of people. And yet he's pretty much the only high-profile figure who is out there arguing the case. The tactics are brash and blunt as a stone, but I don't really see anyone else shouting this loudly - certainly not the Greens, definitely not the Lib Dems, and all the other smaller left-wing parties are too busy arguing with each other to get a look in.Meanwhile, right-wingers have the lion's share of shouty, opinioned maniacs willing to throw themselves to the lions with over-the-top, headline-grabbing viewpoints, and yet no matter how ridiculous they seem, they don't seem to do their causes too much harm at all. In fact it seems the louder they shout, the more exposure their causes get. It seems that it doesn't seem to matter what you say, it's how loudly you say it. Brand has a voice like a foghorn, and while right-thinking people will be quick to point out his flaws, I'd be wary of calling him un-useful to left-wing causes. If anything, he is introducing left-leaning ideas to a mainstream platform by using his profile to express it in the most extreme language possible.Event he no-voting thing; I mean, it's not like everyone was out there voting anyway. I doubt voting members of the public will be swayed not to vote by Brand. I also get the feeling that, if anything, he is encouraging non-voters to reassess whether or not they should vote, or at least become more politically engaged.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link
otm
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 27 October 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link
picturehouse cinemas screened a live broadcast of him in conversation with owen jones, I was there seeing a different film that got out at the same time and there were people from socialist worker selling copies outside, trying to take advantage of the revolutionary fervour brand and jones inspired. I wonder how many copies they sold.
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
I don't blame them. I'm pleased to see the left-leaning parties and organisations riding the wave - for now at least. Obviously I'd hate it if personality politics were to continue on like this until a Black Mirror-style cartoon character gets into power, but these kinds of tactics have been used by the right for quite a few years now, and it's the only reason many people vote for, say, Boris Johnson etc... Maybe it's fighting fire with fire, but at least Brand's lunacy is getting subjects like this out in the open and making them seem less like fringe-interest concerns.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link
no wave that the swp aren't happy to ride and sell papers on
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 27 October 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
sisters with poices?
― raccoon shipoopi (how's life), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
not sure that cunty shouty idiot moron leftiness is the necessary antidote for cunty shouty idiot moron rightiness
like I am sure, thats just a rhetorical styling there. I'm rly sure.
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link
you're sure that cunty shouty idiot moron leftiness is the necessary antidote for cunty shouty idiot moron rightiness?
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link
post I had second thoughts about posting removed here
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:12 (nine years ago) link
russell brand needs to get in the fucking bin and stay there
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
― ... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:34 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CugXPmLGfP8#t=60
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
today I learned that writer and activist russell brand has a youtube series called "trews" and that there have been 173 episodes
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
although from watching a few minutes of that I would not be surprised if all 173 episodes were made within the last week or so
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
http://www.scotweb.co.uk/images/sw_image/Q90-304x492-padded/items/sr_swhdr_standard_pc_trews_outfit.jpg?1265401171
― ... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link
Guy gets a forever pass from me for his beautiful Thatcher and addiction essays. But then, Brand seems like one of those particularly British products/institutions that really get the natives riled up, like James or, I dunno, the Levellers.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link
He's clearly an actual bad person who gets away with it for being charismatic
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 27 October 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
The guy's already had one brush with the far right so I'd prefer a bit less shouty idiotness before he starts on 'The Cathedral' or some shit
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
what's the far right brush what?
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Guy gets a forever pass from me for his beautiful Thatcher and addiction essays.
These were very very good and written largely before his 'revolution' thing.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
So they were ... pre-revolutionary?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 October 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
He invited a neo-nazi to his book launch debate last week which was promptly cancelled when word got round
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
I didn't realise until I came across this 2008 interview that he was thinking in this direction even in the Sachsgate/Forgetting Sarah Marshall era. It wasn't discussed much at all iirc.
What Russell wants, he tells me, quite seriously, 'is to restructure, re-evaluate and change every single facet of our society to maximise the common good for as many people as possible'.
What, like Stalin, I ask. He launches into another rattle.
'The thing is, Miranda, that through circumstance or design, I have aligned my success with some quite powerful feelings. And that is now the focus of my life. The material world is a transitory illusion, and if it is, why organise your life around the systems that it imposes? Particularly if those systems have negative consequences for huge numbers of people, and the planet itself. I wonder if there are ways that that can change; I wonder if there are elements in the way that the world is organised that are arbitrary and not absolute and could be altered? And I don't mean normal things like, let's wear a ribbon - I mean the entire economic structure of the planet or the way we look at religion.
'And I'm more than aware that the chap off of Big Brother's Big Mouth is unlikely to single-handedly augment an entirely new global culture. I am quite aware that this is not something I can legislate while I am appearing in the wonderful comedies of Judd Apatow. But when you say: "What do you want?", that is what I want.'
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
Must be a pretty intense PPE course at Italia Conti then
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
Billy Bragg has the right idea i think. https://www.facebook.com/billybraggofficial/posts/10152336166432471
― piscesx, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
"At least he's saying something!!!!" <- give him a few months to start on the Rothschilds eh
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
When people say facile things like 'he's the ~only high-profile figure~ addressing these issues', it just makes me very, very suspicious of what criteria they use to define "high-profile".
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
X post Billy 100% OTM. The guy has many many faults but I think people from both sides are quick to be cynical about people like Brand (people like Brand? Who else is like him?). Of course the left has its campaigners and pundits but these are ultimately preaching to the choir. Brand seems like the only person interested in speaking to those who are disinterested, while the vast majority of political figures and commentators spend their time either worrying about how they can snatch so-called 'voters' from the other parties or simply lecturing their own crowd about things they already agree with. I put scare quotes around 'voters' because it seems that no one is interested in people. In the eyes of the powerful we're measured by our allegiances first, closely followed by our monetary contribution to society. Anyone who doesn't vote doesn't count - not just in terms of having a say in the political landscape, but in the eyes of party leaders too. And it tends to be those with the least contributory value who don't vote, so it goes. The winning party will be the one that finally takes an interest in people as opposed to voters, and stops measuring people by their perceived contributions to society.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
Russell Brand is on the DM permanent hate list, he blows his nose in public, they immediately ring Andrew Sachs for comment.
― Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
The ideas in his book are very similar to those expressed by the Beatles in the mid-60s
Yeah imagine a parallel universe where there was no Beatles and so that generation grew up to be entitled shitheads who voted for Thatcher. Think we dodged a bullet there lads
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
Haha yeah I read that & was like ok writer & activist Russell Brand may not be the best advocate for Buddhism but don't impugn them by appealing to john fucking lennon
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
Also I've not historically minded this guy but pace dog latin I don't think he cares about "people" all that much & certainly not to a level that separates him from the average leftie rent-a-mouth
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
Woody’s guitar didn’t really kill fascists
It didn't even oppose them for a while but that kind of talk gets you thrown out of the Bragg clubhouse
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
and also the lack of understanding of how any given potential activist figure *becomes* high-profile and is permitted to remain high-profile - questions that are central to what brand is purportedly talking about
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link
russell brand needs to get in the fucking bin and stay there― lex pretend, Monday, October 27, 2014 1:27 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lex pretend, Monday, October 27, 2014 1:27 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Classic disappointing, elitist, ultra-conservative Lex. The Pavlovian reaction to Brand, "let him shut up", is so so telling. People want him to shut up more than listening to what he says and disagreeing with him first. Regardless of what he says, Brand's a comedian so needs to stfu right? Smdh.
I don't agree with Brand per sé. I don't like his comedy routine, his movies or his dvd's and whatnot. But it is so annoyingly elitist to discard a popular comedian's opinion because he is a popular comedian.
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
No, we won't have other voices in the media than Tories and other politicians telling us fuck all. A comedian entering the public debate? For shame!
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
How do you know lex hasn't listened to what brand has to say?
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
Marching in this thread merely saying Brand needs to be binned? Iirc
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
yes the sum total of my knowledge about russell brand is what i have posted on ilx
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
What's the point of merely saying you want someone to shut up? Without adding why you feel this way?
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
what's the point of any given offhand remark on ilx
if you want my considered opinion you need to ask nicely or pay me
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
but in the meantime i'll just point out that there is no reason to hail a rampant misogynist on a publicity campaign disguised as an ego trip as a revolutionary just because he keeps saying the word "revolutionary" ad nauseam
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
the options are not limited to either russell brand or the westminster establishment, luckily
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
Imagine being annoyed by someone rallying against ghovernemtns and corportates
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
ether russell brand and the Westminster establishment
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
rampant misogynist
hahahehe
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
Ah, so it was an "offhand remark". Wishing someone to be binned. Unlike a considered opinion. Good luck with that.
I didn't intend to single you out Lex, but your response is exactly what I hear all around me from (ultra-)conservative peeps: "Oh Russell Brand, I wish he would should the fuck up!" Instead of actually explaining why he should.
Xps etc
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
Should=shut
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
luckily the debate on russell brand and the reasons he should get in the bin are not solely confined to this thread, you could look at what people - not ultra-conservatives! - are saying elsewhere, and have been saying at length for months, for a hint or two
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, October 27, 2014 7:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes
Some great misspellings here: Ether Russell Brand, etc
― Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
any given offhand remark on ilx
there's no such thing, imo
― Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
also just because russell brand blathers on about how he's anti-establishment, that doesn't mean he's anything other than a different kind of establishment and not really threatening the establishment at all
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link
Uh xxp
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link
anyway it's about time the widespread problem of bin threats against male comedians was taken seriously
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
― lex pretend, Monday, October 27, 2014 7:48 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Luckily. And "people" have been saying things! Saying things "elsewhere" too! Oh my... Amazing. Yeah, that really lets you off the hook. Everything better than saying how you feel yourself. Say he needs to be binned, and when asked why say it has been discussed by "people". Splendid.
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link
Dude I really don't think lex is being evasive
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
Dismissive, yeah. Which is allowed!
first they binned the comedians, and i did nothing
― da croupier, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
russell binned
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
dammit shoulda wrote "first lex binned the comedians" fucked up my callback
― da croupier, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
I mean, I *get* that Brand seems able to reach a specific audience who do not typically GAF about the left or about politics in general. But I do think that it's perfectly valid, that if someone is given an audience, to ask what their message actually consists of.
Because Brand doesn't ever seem to go any further than a kind of gestural politics akin to wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt - in fact, worse than that, turning up wearing a T-shirt of his face photoshopped onto a Che Guevara shirt and acting like this is some kind of radical stance.
And it's that self-aggrandisement that really irks. It doesn't feel like a publicity campaign for any stance in politics, it feels like a publicity campaign for Brand and his ~brand~, using vaguely left-flavoured poses and images as a prop. Like, the example Bragg gives, of Brand turning up at the E15 Mothers - it doesn't feel like he's trying to bring attention to their struggle, it feels like he is using their struggle to add a genuine sheen to the Brand brand. Like one of those celebrity 'activists' who find it most important to be seen - or more importantly *photographed* supporting certain causes, than it is to do a damn thing about them. I find that gross; it's like he's using people's actual actions as an accessory to look cool.
It's like "revolutionary sloganism and vaguely leftie politics" is something he read in a late-60s era rock biography of "How To Be Mick Jagger". And like Jagger, the politics is a sham, a pose, a fashionable gee-gaw he can wear as a T-shirt without ever having to back it up or explain it in any way beyond "Yeah, the government sucks now."
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
p.s. who the fuck is our ~new contrarian~ sock? I can't keep track any more.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Branwell: Not a sock, new ID due to unfortunate circumstances, explained on 77.
Really don't mean it bad, heart Lex, just don't get why someone is dismissed just because he is a comedian entering the discourse. Still don't.
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
I think it's important and worthwhile to at least try and separate Russell Brand the loudmouthed misogynist dandy comedian with Russell Brand's overall message and belief system. Seems that most people have trouble separating the two, understandably. But if Tony Benn, Barbara Castle,Gandhi and however many other benign thinkers were to have their personal characters sullied, would it make their ideals any less valid?How much use are entities like Owen Jones, Monbiot, the Occupy movement etc really, when rhe majority of non-voters probably feel neither here nor there about them, and right-wingers simply ignore them. All they do is galvanise existing left voters to continue what they're doing. I don't want to be capn save a brand here, as he's done a lot of stupid useless shit and still does a lot of stupid useless shit, but I don't see anything interesting or beneficial happening on the political landscape unless people like him start making a racket and getting up people's noses.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
Oh FUCK YOU and your government-naming antics, whoever you are. Clean-up operation on aisle sock, please.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
it's getting to the stage where we need a rolling thread for people doing that
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
I have just lost patience for people saying "oh, let's overlook the guy's rampant misogyny because he's vaguely left-flavoured, right?" and those kind of arguments. I'm really done with them. That is not a revolution, that is a change in management.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
^^^^
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
Yes but that's not really what anyone's saying
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
It'd be one thing if he really renounced that shit, and he does seem like a person capable of a fair amount of self-examination
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
well exactly, his defenders aren't saying a damn thing about his misogyny, branwell's point entirely
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
Xpost Yes it would. At least it would be a step in the right direction. But that goes without saying.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
My internet connection is going; can people just FP that government-naming post until someone does something about it? really appreciate that. Thanks.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Posted on mrf
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Brand is a misogynist. Furthermore he is pretty much clueless about anything. I've no trouble admitting that. But that still doesn't make it right to just want to 'wish him away' and not listening to him. We've had enough Tories doing that. Why follow that dreadful example?
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
Apologies Branwell, didn't know it was off limits. Can a mod please rectify that?
― Amory Blaine, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
soz what is wrong with wishing clueless misogynists away again?
― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
Amory m8 you don't need to worry, brand's voice will be heard
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
The thing is, it seems impossible to have a discussion about the various merits and demerits of Brand's message without someone saying 'but don't forget he's a mysoginist', 'but don't forget he's a comedian', 'but he used to be a junkie', 'he has a funny annoying voice', 'he's a self aggrandising self promoter and media whore', 'he wears funny trousers', 'he's rich a do famous', 'he called his book My Booky Wook'. Everyone knows these things, and while I don't wish to downgrade or make light of his misogyny, none of the above factors actually make that much difference as to the overall message and the kind of potential impact it could have on the non-voting public.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
Rich a do? Rich and. Typing on phone
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
xps Life's short enough without having an imperative to take the court jester's insights into political economy seriously
'he's rich a do famous'
Are you smoking his fucking book or what
― DG, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
his points and outlook are stupid and incoherent and dont stand by themselves in any way shape or form, whatever reason the usual suspects find against a straight white guy (private schooled wasnt he?) are as usual just the dog drooling at the dinner bell
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
Deems you should introduce the 1st half of that para to the 2nd half
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
I'm saying there's no connection
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
The former isn't a point the latter are holding against him?
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
It's easy to be cynical when a celebrity gets their photo taken with starving children or preaches about rainforests or campaigns for the removal of landmines. But if their motives, self serving or not, at least make some beneficial difference or motivate others to join in the good work, then who exactly is losing out?
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
http://nomorepage3.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Russell-Tweet.jpg
He's post-sexist, not a misogynist
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Monday, 27 October 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
yes russell rose from her vagina like a phoenix
― da croupier, Monday, 27 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
The edited/missing posts here maybe have made this thread difficult to be certain in comprehension but let's be clear: Brand is an idiot. His overall message seems no more complicated than "oh no the system is broken and bad people get away with doing bad things" which is not really an insight - and that's not a message you have to be on a liberal side to identify with - and his method of dealing with that, "don't vote", is completely disempowering to the minority voices and groups that he claims to care about but actually seems to be using to massage his public ego. Like, if he can't see how saying "don't use your voice" is a contradiction to "people in power need their privilege checked", then he absolutely does not deserve any position of influence in any post-coalition voice of protest I want to be part of. I am not willing to settle for "well it's better than nothing" and I think it is patronising to think anyone should accept it.
Also I'm sure he could do something about his live set on DVD, the one where he basically says "oh Sachsgate was really just a big lol" and doesn't seem to acknowledge how #banterculture is why women still don't seem to have safe spaces or sexual liberties (because who, male or female, needs respect or privacy?), he could easily denounce it or been seen to be doing something to delete it from his career narrative.
Fuck this guy, basically
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link
Huh so people really hate this guy? He seems relatively harmless from this side of the pond.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
Why I am I not surprised that a worthless fuck like you is a Brand apologist as well as many other worthless fucking things?
― xelab, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
Oh you
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Simple explanation: the Brits have a vigourous tall poppy syndrome.
― everything, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link
Haha
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
More like certain Americans suffering from fucking clueless arsewipe syndrome.
― xelab, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
Your insightful discourse is truly delightful old chap wot wot
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
This poppy is just opiate for the masses
I mean, I really liked seeing Brand on MTV Dance interviewing E'd up ravers with a mix of affection and mocking between video links, and what he wrote in the Guardian after the death of Amy Winehouse about addiction seemed insightful and honest, I don't believe Brand is a creature without merit. However, much as I'm willing to engage with someone in the public sphere with a radical yet intelligent approach to the failings of the contemporary culture, in this context Brand just seems like a high school student with a set of pens and paper and a general pass in Modern Studies with poorly-conceived good intentions. And that just isn't enough.
Stephen Fry seems to get a pass unlike Brand which often surprises and disappoints me.
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
Fry is loathed by ilx UK massive iirc
― everything, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link
I watched a few minutes of his thing on the Ottawa shooting - seemed OK but I can't stand to listen to him talk for very long
― Simon H., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link
if ilx has taught me one thing it's that british ppl hate their celebrities, especially the ones americans have heard of
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
V true
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
It is possible to be a comedian or even a comic actor and use wit and satire and humour to make extremely relevant points about politics. Many, many comedians have done this in an extremely effective way.
It is possible to have substance abuse issues and still have relevant points to contribute. I feel like this is actually *part* of the message of the left (whatever the left is at this point) or should be - that substance abuse is an illness, not a moral failing.
However, many, many people seem to be in a total lack of understanding about what misogyny actually is. It is not some harmless foible or personality trait tacked onto an otherwise-alright human being. It is a refusal to recognise half the human race as fully human. It is a deep and perhaps fundamental flaw in a person's entire worldview. A flaw which is deeply incompatible with the fundamental aims of the left movement - how can you talk about rights for all and justice for all, when your very concept of the "all" that is human excludes half of humanity?
His 'overall message' is meaningless if it only applies to one half of humans. That is not justice. And someone who says facile things like 'Oh, just ignore the misogyny, concentrate on the message' - I am concentrating on the message very clearly. But the fact that a person is willing to ignore the bit of the bit of the message that doesn't apply to them tells me a lot about who *they* consider fully human and worthy of consideration.
'Equality for women' is not some disregardable add-on bonus to be applied 'after the revolution' (whenever that comes - I mean, spare me) and pushed aside in favour of 'more important messages' for now. If it is not part of your movement from day one, that movement is meaningless.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 09:18 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking of this in relation to Beppe Grillo/Five Star. At least he is not starting a political party and movement/doing anything like work or activism. It could be a lot worse.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
Amen, Branwell - I do understand your point fully.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 09:36 (nine years ago) link
typical brits with their tall misogynist syndrome
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 10:53 (nine years ago) link
Branwell has a good point for every thread - and we all enjoyed reading it once again today.
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
there's nothing those grumpy limeys hate more than an unrepentant scumbag who sets off a fuckton of screaming alarm bells about what an obvious creep he is!!
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link
I was OK with him til I found out Americans had heard of him.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:05 (nine years ago) link
probs worth pointing out that he's still a relatively obscure figure even to The Man In The Street. his Facebook page has 2.7 million likes which is pretty weedy on the celeb scale of things.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:06 (nine years ago) link
Presumably Robbie Williams' 2nd baby birth video is getting millions of new likes as we speak.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link
I find it hard to argue with the point that Brand has got a lot of people talking and thinking about politics and speaks to a large constituency which is alienated, angry and inchoate. But we've had a year of this now and it's time other voices were given even an ounce of the attention he's been getting.
Re: misogyny, I covered David Icke's Wembley show for work and was struck by how good this constituency is at compartmentalising. Lots of people I spoke to didn't buy his central space-lizard hypothesis but were willing to set it to one side and concentrate on the bits that they agreed with. I think Brand fans do the same with his enormous flaws. I live in hope that other, better people will be able to harness this energy.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link
The one thing that always struck me about him is that he does give the impression that it's all "considered", that doesn't mean he's right always but I've not seen anyone that can argue and make connections as fast.
It still comes down to which side you tend to favour. I've seen his initial Newsnight interview with Paxman, my impression is that he held his own and came out 'on top' if that was the important thing (which I don't think it is).
Other colleagues told me they thought Paxman 'won' and made Russell look completely ridiculous.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link
TBQH, I'd put Russell Brand on the same level, political standingwise, as Jeremy Clarkson.
i.e. it's meant to entertain, make people 'think', but you would not want them 'in charge' or anything like it.
I don't even think they say what they truly think, more what their respective characters want you to think they think.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Everybody is very good at compartmentalising and overlooking when they agree, and very good at decompartmentalising and sleuthing, when they dont
― anvil, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Because they can say "I agree with that" or "I don't agree with any of it"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link
no
but being able to compententalize isnt a virtue in itself
― anvil, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
The one actor/comedian everyone could agree on liking, John Sessions, has turned out to be a UKIP voter :(((
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
All this and no-one's even mentioned Johann Hari yet
― DG, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
i thought they had?
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 11:51 (nine years ago) link
I actually rather suspect that the reason Brand gets so much traction is not *despite* offering no answers and no solutions, but rather *because* he is offering no answers and no solutions.
That he offers an *image* of rebellion and revolution as a stylish haircut and a cool t-shirt, which appeals to segments of the population not usually interested in politics, while providing no actual toothed threat to the establishment he claims to be so against.
It's opposition *theatre*, rather than engagement. He's a showman, he makes good television, so that's why television will get him and Nigel Farage on again and again, providing rebellion in the form of entertainment. Rather than getting on Caroline Lucas or Natalie Bennett being sensible but boring and suggesting pragmatic solutions that are not as entertaining. Part of the reason he reaches people who 'don't normally care about politics' is because he is given a platform that many others aren't. And it's necessary to interrogate the motives of the people giving them that platform as well as the compartmentalising skills of those who respond to the attractive theatre performed in front of them.
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, which is why the 'comedians' (broad term, Clarkson included) get the platforms (newspaper columns and soon).
The 'solutions' are harder to deal with whereas the problems are evident.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link
What that smug little git? Honestly, try watching the early Whose Line Is It Anyway, he is unbearable... and not remotely funny.
― ... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link
I actually rather suspect that the reason Brand gets so much traction is not *despite* offering no answers and no solutions, but rather *because* he is offering no answers and no solutions.That he offers an *image* of rebellion and revolution as a stylish haircut and a cool t-shirt, which appeals to segments of the population not usually interested in politics, while providing no actual toothed threat to the establishment he claims to be so against.It's opposition *theatre*, rather than engagement. He's a showman, he makes good television, so that's why television will get him and Nigel Farage on again and again, providing rebellion in the form of entertainment. Rather than getting on Caroline Lucas or Natalie Bennett being sensible but boring and suggesting pragmatic solutions that are not as entertaining. Part of the reason he reaches people who 'don't normally care about politics' is because he is given a platform that many others aren't. And it's necessary to interrogate the motives of the people giving them that platform as well as the compartmentalising skills of those who respond to the attractive theatre performed in front of them.― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 12:37 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Jacques Lacan let me rock u; let me rock u, Jacques Lacan (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, October 28, 2014 12:37 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Bingo
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link
It's the equivalent of when people say 'Agree with him or not, you've gotta love Boris because he tells it like it is'.. Of course he doesn't - he blethers and whinnies and backtracks and generally talks bollocks all the time. However you can't deny or discount that he holds a lot more sway over the public conscience than a vast majority of politicians. Same as Farage. They capture the public's imagination - especially those who otherwise have no interest in politics; and like it or not, I think this is extremely important.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
I know a lot of intelligent, connected people who simply shun party politics because they genuinely feel helpless to make change or believe that all the parties are the same, or simply think politics are 'boring'. Ho many people really read the news past the headlines or tune into BBC Parliament to watch actual debates? I'd wager that it's only a fraction of the voting public, never mind those who don't vote. Ukip have got the idea down pat - saturate the market with gobshites and poster campaigns; plaster Farage's face all over the media; sweep accusations under the carpet; allow party members to say what the fuck they like in order to get a headline and then deal with them accordingly out of a doleful duty to the 'PC brigade'. It's working beautifully for them.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link
The only way UKIP will be defeated is not by discrediting their policies or opinions, it's by proving that actually they are incompetent in what they do: Can't keep a position and stand on it, useless at actually doing anything, hypocricy in "this is what I think everyone should do, however I can do different because I'm me"
Still, "Get him to the Greek" was quite good, weren't it?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
― ... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 12:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
friend of mine you only need to mention him and his entire being contorts with loathing, purely based on his WLIIA appearances. And yes, there was a nasty little fawning interview with him recently which included his lol voting UKIP.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
xp ukip's general incompetence has been evident for a long time and it doesn't seem to be having much impact
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link
incompetence that the public at least can follow is a lot more popular than incompetence thats just slightly more complicated than what yer average person understands (while falling some way short of yknow ability to run a functioning country, which is p complicated)
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
TS: Aligning with Holocaust deniers so as to continue to receive moneyfunds vs Mike Read's Calypso song.
Funny how they both appeared as news stories the same day.
Which bears out darraghmac's point.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
He'S inspiring potentially millions of people, highlights social causes corporate media does not, and using his huge platform to spread awareness of inequality and fostering a spirit of disobedience to power.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
always mistrust what compromises must be made ito basic decency and actual workable policy in order to inspire millions of ppl tbh
not that he is doing any such, obv
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/Ohr7AWWZ7T3 good basis for actual workable policy
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
amazing excerpt from writer & activist russell brand's new book Revolution
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.russellbrand.com/store/
Surprised no one brought up his recent legal threats too
― DG, Monday, 3 November 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OOVeIFamDdJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dAFbpk9_GM
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmlZWYvXMUo
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Fair enough. It's not like anyone's under any illusion that Brand can probably afford a decent sized house.
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Monday, 1 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
Haha "alright, let's do one."Yeah; not a fan but Team Brand there.
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
guessing 10 downing street is fairly low rent actually
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link
Fair play. That was a cheap shot.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:42 (nine years ago) link
so you've gotta be badly-off yourself before you care about the problems of others who are badly-off? stuff like this just puts more people in Brand's corner. who can blame em.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link
yeah it's one of the big informal fallacies in situations like this. it's like a bastardised version of privilege checking whereby you shouldn't be allowed to express solidarity or support for people outside your immediate societal group. And it's not really the same as the justified cynicism surrounding Bono/Geldof/Band Aid either. I'd like to hear more arguments against his overall message beyond Brand = Brand ∴ his entire rhetoric is wrong. You've got the whole 'no vote' thing, which is understandable, but I don't believe that that's the central idea.
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:13 (nine years ago) link
"you're rich so you're a hypocrite if you talk about inequality" accusations tend to come from the right - the same people who accuse poor or unprivileged people who talk about inequality of bitterness or envy.
important to distinguish this nonsense from the many other criticisms of brand of course.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link
I dont know anything about Brand but the woman in the clip played a good game there against the bbc moron and his tired accusations as Brand was struggling a bit under attack (but Im guessing being attacked in this way is kind of new for him). Rhetoric from the right of "well why dont you give them your house if you love them so much" is fundamental and wilful misunderstanding as its the right that love charity because they believe in hierarchy, natural order and paternalism, and of course power and self-importance, but really please, no crumbs from the table
― anvil, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
def generate_token self.token = loop do random_token = SecureRandom.urlsafe_base64 break random_token unless Trail.where(token: random_token).exists? end end
oops
― anvil, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:32 (nine years ago) link
i hope that was a random cut/paste error. i just spent a fair amount of time trying to work out if you were trying to cleverly illustrate your point in code.
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
it was meant for a different window sorry
― anvil, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link
"you're rich so you're a hypocrite if you talk about inequality"
using this idea, white people shouldnt talk about racism, heteros shouldnt broach gay issues, etc etc.
― StillAdvance, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link
self.token = loop do
otm.
― Frank Cement (Mark G), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link
There's a relatively blurry line between the idea that people with privilege shouldn't co-opt the movements of those without it and the idea that people with privilege who vocally support those without it are automatically drawing attention away from the people who should be listened to. From some sections of the left, active solidarity isn't necessarily a good thing.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link
the woman in the clip played a good game there against the bbc moron and his tired accusations
It was Channel 4 News, I don't know why I would expect better of them, I suspect their up and coming reporters thinks it's a good idea to try to out-Crick Michael Crick.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
... good idea for their careers that is
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:21 (nine years ago) link
xxpost Yeah, in many respects there's the 'support causes, but let people fight their own battles' sentiment which makes sense. but then all too often, it can turn into effete armchair activism or ineffectual charity (again, BandAid etc), whereas sometimes it's good to just muck in and help out - especially if one's status allows access for a cause to reach a bigger platform.
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
Well, unlike a lot of well-off media people who might wind up questioning his motives, I don't think Russell Brand's house was given to him or otherwise deposit-enabled by a parent.
― resting rich face (suzy), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
I don't think Russell Brand's house was given to him or otherwise deposit-enabled by a parent.
― resting rich face (suzy),
exactly, or should i say, self.token = loop do?
― anvil, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
Much though Brand gets my back up, I don't think he's co-opted this movement so much as used his celebrity leverage to get more press coverage. There's a difference between taking up space that could be filled by someone more deserving and expanding the space available. "automatically drawing attention away from the people who should be listened to"? No, it's not automatic.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
it is more than slightly annoying. channel4 news, or any of the major news outlets in this country, have never in the time I can remember been interested in the struggles of decanted social tenants in London. Something has happened that has caused a change in this recently, but the Focus 15 mums and the New Era tenants have managed to garner more press attention and public scrutiny and pressure than large scale evacuations like the Heygate for eg. were able to muster. Even now that there is a public interest, news corporations can only tell the story through the language of hypocrisy and celebrity.
the collapse between journalism and publicity, the public sphere and the spectacle of celebrity. the failure of print journalism to keep power in check. half the stuff that comes up on my bbc news app everyday seems like an ad for something. recent data has been released by the government. consumer confidence is on the rise. think tanks, big pharma, international sports. there is no longer room for journalism to function in the old way exposing corruption and conflicts of interest. In the contemporary language government and business speak in the same language, with the same set of overlapping interests, in public private partnerships and private finance initiatives. corruption is a moral discourse now. I saw the focus e15 mums being told they were a front for the RCG, that they couldn't speak in good faith with the moral purity of evicted single mums because they were in cahoots with some political group. but when local government sells off masses of social housing way below market value to private speculators, this is merely policy.
it just annoys me when i see that channel 4 guy smugly telling russell brand he's part of the problem. i mean. yes russell brand is part of the problem, but channel 4 news is not really helping anyone either.
the destruction of public services in the uk is a scandal, and it is straightforwardly not necessitated by current economic constraints.
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
basically lex otm if that was clearer
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
great post ico
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link
yes very great!
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link
thirded!
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link
Great post indeed Plax.
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
That's Channel 4 News nailed. By the way, in last night's C4 News, it was utterly repulsive that in a news story about refugees drowning one by one in the Mediterranean they felt it necessary to play "sad music" underneath the report.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
That's Channel 4 News nailed.
You'd think so, right?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2346306/thumbs/r-RUSSELL-BRAND-huge.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
he's got a lot of snide (perfect phrasing from him) hacks spitting with rage and fury. he's pissed off murdoch to levels of desperation surprising even for him. Brilliant.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
idgi are his landlords tax dodgers or is he trying to tax dodge his landlords - I mean it's nonsense either way but
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
He's doing nothing. Supposedly the property management company he rents from is registered in the British Virgin Islands.
― everything, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
lol at a tenant being responsible for the improprieties of a landlord
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
I think that, as a tenant, if your landlord/letting agent isn't based in the UK you have to pay the taxation element of the rent direct to HMRC, and the remainder of the rent to the landlord.
― AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
Yeah that is correct if your landlord lives outside the uk. Not sure about a corporation registered in a tax haven though.
― everything, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
I think that's a blind; the point which was made at the outset (and where the hypocrisy charge seems to start from) is that the protest is about low rents being raised to "market rate", whereas landlords set "market rates" at least in part on the basis of what they think the market will bear - which is considerably higher when people come into the area from other parts of the city and pay rents which some would consider excessive for the benefit of being in a trendy area.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
why was bob mortimer now doing c4 news things?
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
sorry about the grammar
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/segrin_zps6b1096c6.jpg
For clarification: Is this a 'shit eating grin' (which I've always taken to mean a kind of embarrassed grin in a dire situation)?
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
it's a "thank god the woman saved my ass" face i think
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
Not sure you're allowed to have "ass" and "face" that close together on the Internet under the new obscenity laws tbh.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Not immediately following a post with 'shit eating' in it I would have thought.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
i do think its interesting that he's become involved in local grassroots politics in his area, and the timing is right because grassroots pushbacks in his area have learnt a lot of lessons in recent years it seems. what New Era are saying does appear to have real traction and in a way that pushes deeply into the meaning of the still-emerging post-welfare state.
again, i'm not particularly interested in russell brand per se. i suspect that he might be as dangerous as he is ludicrous. but his vapidness reveals something of the vapidness of 24hour news streams. and there is this residue of real anger, and a genuine attempt to articulate this rage in relation to empirical political events and the imbrication of global investment portfolios with local social housing stock. we're used, time and again, to seeing the ways in which the devastating despoiling effects of corporate greed operate in ways far too difficult to parse in headline news and so escape the pressure of public opinion. and so public opinion always seems parochial and smallminded and news coverage seems polarizing and puerile. its easy to scapegoat immigrants or the benefits claimants but its almost impossible to track the cunning ingenuity of financial products that reap mass havoc. and so its interesting that this becomes visible here, that this story appears that makes explicit the links between different social housing and the massive foreign investment in london property and offshore tax havens and local communities and gentrification and how boring it seems to focus on russell brand celebrity comedian or television presenter or prank phone call maker or whatever
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
WREAK mass havoc
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
we need more actor-activists like danny glover, who is incredibly smart, energetic, not in the least egotistical, and always willing to take a backseat to those at the center of the crisis.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
sorry, that sounds idiotic when i read it back--as if what the world's direst need is for more celebrities with causes. i guess i'm just saying that brand isn't the only model of celebrity activist.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
If you ever end up feeling marginalised and finding yourself pondering a grim future on the streets, at least you have this fucking over-indulged, over-hung fucking insane coke head poltroon to fight your corner :p
― xelab, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
i hear that sung to the tune of the "taxi" theme song
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
lol!
― xelab, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link
great posts, plax
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
Agreed. Great posts.
And xpost: Meh, you'e being depressingly cynical. I have first hand experience of Russell Brand coming to fight the corner of a very difficult organisation I'm connected to professionally which helps the absolutely most marginalised members of this country's society and tbh he was fucking brilliant and garnered a lot of much needed positive publicity, sympathy and support. I'll pretty much stan for him any time now.
― everything, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
yeah but lol he has a book called booky wook
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
xp that's all I need to know to confirm that you are full of shit
― xelab, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
I mean, I get why people don't like him - he's successful, funny, articulate and so on. That hardly plays to the British character of knowing your place.
― everything, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
lol anyone who's up for taking potshots at russell brand over this, w/e they think of him in general, is fuckin scum tbh, the kind that one day a real rain will come and wash off of the streets
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link
it is so strange the way people's arguments that they don't like russell brand because he's a misogynist get translated into not liking russell brand because he's a successful comedian
NOT THE SAME THING
(except they so often are)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
do the bit about comedians again I love that bit
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
, the kind that one day a real rain will come and wash off of the streets
Armageddon doesn't count and for now I want htis shitstain to die.
― xelab, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link
this fucking shit stain to die slowly
― xelab, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
lol u mad bro
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link
he talks funny
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
wait tho i think this famous comedian and film star mite live in a nice flat in town
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
GET 'IM!!
― Hark! The Village People (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
if he really cared he'd move into a dustbin and give the money to the poor
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
There'd be money in the dustbin?
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
if he moves into a dustbin tho he's on the hook for any nefarious dealings at the local council
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
It would have to only be half a dustbin though cos the mansion tax would get him otherwise
― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
When Dog Latin and BB got together it was moider!
― xelab, Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
i think brand does some good work in bringing attention to things that the media would otherwise pay attention to. but i think that he and the media are locked in a kind of dance that doesn't really involve long-term attention being paid to those struggles. that's not really his fault. but i don't think he has the perspicacity, calm, and patience to make the most out of his better impulses and insights.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 December 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
^^^
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
no, he must die
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
i am very far from being #teambrand but i suspect there are better ways of defending him than deflecting criticisms with ponderous sarky blokey #bantz
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link
http://gettanked.clothing/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cant_stop_wont_stop-253x300.png
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link
I'm not really #teambrand either, but the more I hear people criticising his fundamental arguments based on his celebrity status, his drug history, his financial assets, his 'big words', his appearance or his personality traits, the more sarky I feel like being. I will grant the misogyny call-outs. His chequered history, especially w/r/t sachsgate is despicable and highly problematic and I understand why this is enough to be revolted by him.
Yet still part of me has trouble parsing the idea that this invalidates his sincerity when it comes to drawing attention to the areas he's trying to highlight. It's not easy - indeed we shouldn't - forgive a heinous episode like Sachsgate (which is all too memorable, despite being six years ago), and the casual sexism he has been prone to use (and not apologised for as far as I know) in the media. But does this automatically nullify the fact he seems to be genuinely invested in things like New Era and other areas he campaigns for.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link
lol anyone who's up for taking potshots at russell brand over this, w/e they think of him in general, is fuckin scum tbh, the kind that one day a real rain will come and wash off of the streets― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins),
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins),
^^QFT
― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
I have lost count of the number of left-wing men whose chauvinism/sexism is swept under the carpet completely because they're Fighting The Good Fight, but I will give a certain amount of credit to RB for acknowledging his own lairiness and trying to work past it. I can think of dozens of men who'd be like "who, me?" or "but what about RACISM?" when challenged on this point.
― resting rich face (suzy), Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
I'm not really #teambrand either
I think you are a bit tbh
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link
oh alright, fine. i'm still voting in the next election though.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link
Brand has acknowledged and apologised for his sexism/chauvinism and admits he's still carrying some of that baggage around after spending most of a lifetime with no-one telling him it was wrong. He seems to me like a man who's at least attempting to correct his attitudes and behaviour but there's still a feeling for me that this this whole crusade is something of a vanity project.
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
yeah because someone injecting smack for a decade is obviously complete at peace with himself
you brand haters are simply the worst. the guy has just literally changed some of thr most vulnerable womens and families lives in london, something I have never seen any celeb of any kind do before here
― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
My tanooky-wook
― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
Ha ha, priceless! (xp)
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/c4Q3cs0.jpg
Stephan Shakespeare (born 9 April 1957) is the founder and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of the British Internet-based market research and opinion polls company YouGov. He is also chairman of the ed tech company Flooved. He is the former owner of the websites ConservativeHome (now owned by Lord Ashcroft) and PoliticsHome (now owned by Dods Parliamentary Communications Ltd) which he launched in April 2008 after closing down his Internet television channel 18 Doughty Street.
Nadhim Zahawi (Arabic: ناظم الزهاوي, Nāḍim az-Zahāwī; born 2 June 1967[1]) is a British Conservative Party politician who has been the Member of Parliament (MP) for Stratford-on-Avon since 2010, after the retirement of previous MP John Maples.
He is also the co-founder of the international internet-based market research firm YouGov of which he was Chief Executive until February 2010.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 5 December 2014 09:37 (nine years ago) link
woah... wtf? And there's me confusing yougov with a public sector site.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link
Aren't they the ones who polled people asking them who they thought was having the most negative affect on politics from a lineup including Russell Brand, Jeremy Clarkson, Matt Damon, Lisa Kudrow and Worzel Gummidge or something?
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 09:51 (nine years ago) link
I was a big fan of "if Jesus was alive today would he be in favour of renationalising the railways"
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 5 December 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link
lol sun gettin shook
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
So, shorter version EXCLUSIVE: 300 Sun readers find Russell Brand a hypocrite in ridiculous push poll?
― resting rich face (suzy), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link
two covers in a day!? i mean you'd think they'd have better things to do. he's clearly pissed *someone* off..
― piscesx, Friday, 5 December 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link
's clearly pissed *someone* off
he was prodding Murdoch on twitter about tax evasion
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Friday, 5 December 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link
given the subjective nature of comedy, if 36% of 'the nation' finds you funny then you're probably doing a pretty good job of it.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link
For the sake of comparison, they need to run a similar poll on Michael Macintyre.
― Mark G, Friday, 5 December 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link
now he's a massive hypocrite
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
But will the readers think/vote so?
― Mark G, Friday, 5 December 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link
And, hey, let's roll it out to non-comedians!
David CameronRussell KaneJohn LydonAaron SpellingLollyEden KaneFlat EricNigel Farage
.. any votes as to who will come out as the most honest?
― Mark G, Friday, 5 December 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
flat eric ftw
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 December 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
whither Lolly?
― soref, Friday, 5 December 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
Lolly Loses a leg due to steam roller incident[edit]
I can notfind anything about this on the internet and I believe if it was true then there will be some sort of reference, I'll give it about 3 weeks for someone to find a reference for it, if there is non I'll take it off Jonni Boi 15:40, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
― soref, Friday, 5 December 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
She's in panto. Her real name is Anna Kumble. I am not sure why I know either of these things.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 5 December 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link
playing Long John Silver
― soref, Friday, 5 December 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
So Russell Brand's going on Question Time next week, alongside Farage. Should be worth a giggle.
― everything, Friday, 5 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
Dapper laughs not even making the lidt #robbed
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Tip for 2015- Dapper Laughs will be back, and into left wing politics. If I was his agent I'd totally be locking him in a room with a copy of '23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism' about now.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
If Brand takes down Farage on Question time, will the Daily Mil explode like a car that has all gears working but can't go to neutral?
― Mark G, Saturday, 6 December 2014 08:44 (nine years ago) link
Two great minds meet, I can hardly wait. One good thing is that after appearing on Newsnight, Nick Griffin's popularity/ career/ life rapidly went down the toilet, one can only hope a similar fate awaits these two bawbags.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:08 (nine years ago) link
[So Russell Brand's going on Question Time next week, alongside Farage. Should be worth a giggle.
― everything,
Not sure what to make of him right now, or doing things like this. It seems like he's realizing certain things about the way things are, but doesnt yet have the ability to articulate it, especially quickly under fire, so i sort of think fair play to him putting himself in firing line before he's really ready, against people who are practiced at this shit
anyway, ive no idea if his popularity will go down after this....Joey Barton's didnt, and in some ways they're sort of similar (though obv very different also)
― anvil, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link
RB can only win a shitload more people over IMO; those who may never have seen the Trews, his comedy, heard him on the radio, read his stuff in the Graun etc. whereas Faragae is pretty much on home turf and he'll be reiterating all his usual stuff for all the nodding dogs. NF has been on about 17, 18 times so far already. RB has been on once.
― piscesx, Saturday, 6 December 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
http://4closurefraud.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Not-to-play.jpg
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 December 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
people dont' realise, non of it matters, brits are conservative, especially old brits, doesn't matter how much attention Brand gets. It won't change votes of majority of country. Rememmber Clegg? All that huge swell of support, huge popularity, as ridiculous as it sounds now. Lib Dems ended up getting less votes than their previous election.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 6 December 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
They got more votes and a higher proportion of the vote than 2005 but fewer seats.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
Right, the only option we have is Milliband. Which is like an infinite amount better than the evil Cameron. People may like mock Miliband but he's not a nasty piece of shit like Cameron and his cronies so I don't get the debate here. No one is going to vote for Green Party.
Unless you actually want to tear up everything and start again, which as I said won't happen b/c brits are conservative in nature and has a long corporate and business first history which isn't changing, only becoming stronger. Most the country still enjoyes the presense of a fucking Royal Family for gods sake. All this political debate is a nonsense. Small fry. Trivial issues are encouaged with fervour, Bigger issues ignored. At least Brand looks at the bigger issues.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link
if 'brits are conservative' why haven't they won a majority since the year i turned 18 then? i'll be 41 at the next election.
― piscesx, Saturday, 6 December 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure conservatives have swept the board in all those elections
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
Are you sure you're not 36 next year?
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, 6 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
Xpost
Obv noodles' point also stands
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, 6 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
?? They last won a majority in 1992, which will be 23 years ago come the next election.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Monday, 8 December 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link
i guess i went by them having the majority until losing it in 1997
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 8 December 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
this is way more interesting than anything to do with russell brand imo
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 8 December 2014 10:56 (nine years ago) link
John Major lost his majority in 1996.
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 8 December 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link
^ possibly an unfruitful tangent but that's correct iirc, Major chose to temporarily fuck up Northern Ireland peace process in order to get ulster unionist votes to keep his obviously doomed government in power for another year.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 8 December 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
Hmmm he just tweeted a Daily Mail senior reporter's business card (implication is that the mobile number on it is a personal one but idk)).
― nashwan, Monday, 8 December 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
You can only win a majority at an election. You don't keep winning it every day until the next one.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Monday, 8 December 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
No, but you *have* a majority until you don't got one. Useful for voting in changes you like and *they* don't.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 December 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
in that sense if you already had a majority coming into an election, kept power, but lost some of the majority, have you still "won" the majority? I'd say no and Tory hasn't "won" any majority since 83 and piscesx is 49
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 8 December 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 8 December 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
i don't see how farage vs brand can ever live up to this.
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 8 December 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
*head explodes*
er anyway a lotta folk say RB's not well researched enough and suchlike and that's true often but he's getting better. this is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmSAvSfuiig
― piscesx, Monday, 8 December 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
Imagine how stupid The Sun has to be to take this on like this. They're so easy to just rip apart like this. They must be petrified by him.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
That was too many like this, sorry for making you read that like this
Oh yeah, terrified. What planet are you from?
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
I am starting think Russell Brand is like the UK equivalent of Bill Maher - or at least, he seems to occupy a similar space on the socio-political spectrum
― Οὖτις, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Qfq3kkNYQyc/VJH43_KOjnI/AAAAAAAAAY8/4QZrfJt9YP0/s1600/Russell%2BBrand%2BInequality.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:44 (nine years ago) link
c+p from The Sun website (not)
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link
Turns out that over long, annoyingly written, confused, and whiny open letter from an RBS employee was written by an ex uni pal I defriended on Facebook ages ago for posting annoying and confused political screeds.
― ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
ah so he wasn't just an RBS sock then?
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link
No just some self confessed right winger with opinions 4 u.
― ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link
Ohhh shit, him!
― JimD, Thursday, 18 December 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
I should probably stop reading his blog now.
― ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
Turns out that over long, annoyingly written, confused, and whiny open letter from an RBS employee was written by an ex uni pal
What over long, annoyingly written, confused, and whiny open letter from an RBS employee?
― Root It Oot (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
... OK found it but can't be arsed reading it at the moment.
― Root It Oot (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
it's waaaay too long and whiny for anyone to read.
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
http://anotherangryvoice.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/russell-brand-jo-rbs-open-letter.html
― dive inside water and you will know (dog latin), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
English speaking people: want to know what's even worse than having an audible, somewhat understandable Russell Brand in your country? Having Russell Brand as a guest in a non-English speaking country. Apparently this twat has a book out and is doing some sort of EU book tour. First stop: the most watched Dutch late night show. With Russell looking half dead and high on skelp cracking jokes about whatever issue he doesn't know a thing about. Being welcomed as some sort of an hero, solely because said late night show landed a guest that isn't Dutch. So proud, so glad. So fucked.
Good luck w/ "funnily" sticking up for the Dutch alt-right figurehead because you think he looks like you, you absolute twat. The violent communist revolution can't come soon enough. Off to the gulag with this fuck.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link
Be careful now, you can't be slagging off celebz on ILX, some people get upset :p
― calzino, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link
Lol @ calzino trying to joke about other posters being predictable All in fun it’s the internet. also sorry LBI - why were you watching that anyway?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:50 (six years ago) link
yawn btw, el tom.
― calzino, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link
I was trapped in the belly of the capitalist death machine we live in, Tombot; ie I was watching the tube. Should've known better, yes. But it was thrown in my face. Bloody Nora. Russell needs to be shot. We all deserve to be shot tbh. Russell first tho.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link
he's good TV in America but only because our talking heads are so across-the-board pathetic
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 February 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link
(and he's good at exposing and exploiting that, I mean)
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
Well, yeah. America kind of deserves a botched tool like Brand to be a spectacle or "good tv" on telly. "Good tv" isn't as good as it used to be.
(gotcha rip)
It's just this whole self-fabricated cult around him, and that people fall for it, that annoys me. We all know he's in it for the money/ego/money/money. And yet "we" choose to play along and welcome him into our homes as some sort of savior or "fresh" voice. Knowing the cynical machinery of television reality only makes it worse. Nothing means anything any more. It's about grades, numbers, money, ego oh and money. Perfect fit, really. I'm so tired of that shit.
If the Brands of the world are the "intersting guests" on telly nowadays, that's a sad state of affairs. #societyisinthegutteretc
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:09 (six years ago) link
I mean don't get me wrong I've hated this yutz ever since he came on my screen years ago, I think for some crap NBC fill-in around the London Olympics, and he was explaining the Union Jack and talked shit about the blue part because it was the Scottish bit, ha ha, yuck, Scotland. Nobody is going to miss this idiot when he disappears at sea.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
Actually I guess his "mum" will since she cried when Graham Norton asked him a question on "good tv" that one time six years ago
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link
thanks your *unpredictability* there, it was genuinely heartening + angry agitprop!*
*if you were a martian!
― calzino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link
he makes me feel like I'm still in high school
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
Was gonna update “things you just dont care about” thread but i like lbi and tombots and if they care, i can care. There’s worse fake-lebrities, i think.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link
He'S inspiring potentially millions of people, highlights social causes corporate media does not, and using his huge platform to spread awareness of inequality and fostering a spirit of disobedience to power.― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:59 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:59 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Gets you right here.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link
his Ed Miliband interview was quite a boon to Cameron in that election campaign, he was definitely inspiring lots of people there.
― calzino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link
Ye'll both get a timeout lads there's important work to be done itt in calling brand a shallow nothing distraction of a cunt
― DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 08:25 (six years ago) link
it's jabbering cunts like him and Izzard that convert hesitant voters into Tories/Brexiters. I'm convinced of this.
― calzino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 08:42 (six years ago) link
I'll leave it up to the individual to decide whether the fact that his most passionate defender on this thread turned out to be an alt-right poshboy twat is of any significance or not.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 10:14 (six years ago) link
so many punchlines and nobody I actually want to be mean about
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link
Slade>>former Slade students>>former Goldsmiths wankers
nothing to do with Brand, but former Slade alumni piss all over the Goldsmiths brats, that include various Blur members and loads of shite YBA debris.
― calzino, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link
xxp Nah, Dom was actually quite down on him.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link
We all know he's in it for the money/ego
he readily admits this tbfttsndoac
― Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 07:01 (six years ago) link
Yes, which makes it all the more problematic. Russell Brand isn't the problem really, us is the problem.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 08:06 (six years ago) link
He may as well still be on the gear, given that his default mode is endless opinion on serious issues he can't be arsed learning even the basics about. It's the audience which is the problem, cf much of the Western world at present.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 08:17 (six years ago) link
https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/technology/internet/61724/tarnished-brand
“He possesses the power of critical thinking,” she tells me. “I like the humanism of his show… I love anyone that can think for themselves. When you listen to the regurgitated news, it is so refreshing to hear someone that can apply critical thinking. So many people simply follow along, and we are worse off for it.”
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 15 September 2023 19:18 (seven months ago) link
is she AI
― Left, Friday, 15 September 2023 19:56 (seven months ago) link
capitalists promote conspiracy theories in order to create sort of a "loyal opposition" or "official dissident consensus" that is easily to control and channel in predictable directions like this please like and subscribe
― Left, Friday, 15 September 2023 20:02 (seven months ago) link
"thinking for yourself", or "believing any old bollocks you see on Youtube" as it's also known
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2023 20:08 (seven months ago) link
something tells me this will be a timely revive
― boxedjoy, Friday, 15 September 2023 20:40 (seven months ago) link
Today, the Russell Brand empire is monumentally wide-reaching: he runs annual wellness retreats promoting alternative medicine, streams daily from his shed near Henley, posts conspiracy-minded TikTok videos; he’s even done an anti-woke comedy tour and appeared on TV panels sympathetic to conspiracy theories. He, of course, also podcasts.
YES to all this
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 September 2023 20:47 (seven months ago) link
needs a poll
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link
His Brand is on Brand
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 September 2023 20:56 (seven months ago) link
hussell brand
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:13 (seven months ago) link
Awake and aware of the current agenda xps
― groovypanda, Friday, 15 September 2023 21:19 (seven months ago) link
i couldn't remember this guy's name last week for a whole day and that was a nice day
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:24 (seven months ago) link
I didn't know that he had swung into the alt-right orbit, but not terribly surprised
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 September 2023 21:26 (seven months ago) link
something tells me this will be a timely revivehearing this too
― vashti funyuns (sic), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:26 (seven months ago) link
They're coming after him because he speaks the truth... apparently.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:25 (seven months ago) link
Is RB really going to be what is dispatched tomorrow? Bit of an anticlimax if so, has anyone given a shit about him for the past few years?
― kinder, Friday, 15 September 2023 22:36 (seven months ago) link
The replies to this are just extraordinary I don’t think I realised just how full on his audience were
https://x.com/rustyrockets/status/1702810015176794318?s=46&t=bJOqpCuQneT7ju08y55VSA
― piscesx, Friday, 15 September 2023 22:36 (seven months ago) link
"I was always transparent about the shagging - almost too transparent" Looool is this actually meant to be a parody of those guys who say "Well I told you from the start I have issues with jealousy"
― kinder, Friday, 15 September 2023 22:43 (seven months ago) link
This cunt been arrested yet?
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 15 September 2023 22:55 (seven months ago) link
makes you wonder if he's been playing the long game with the conspiracy bullshit as cover/distraction for historic noncing
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2023 23:01 (seven months ago) link
Indeed. The left wing woke media at, er, The Times are out to get him.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2023 23:05 (seven months ago) link
he's a victim of soycumstance!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 September 2023 23:08 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JkJMTklTUk
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2023 23:14 (seven months ago) link
gotta say this is the most boring possible reveal to the "mystery ep of Dispatches" hype
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2023 23:14 (seven months ago) link
capitalists promote conspiracy theories in order to create sort of a "loyal opposition" or "official dissident consensus" that is easily to control and channel in predictable directions like this please like and subscribe― Left, Friday, 15 September 2023 20:02Yeah but the whole big manufactured impetus behind conspiratorial thinking wasn’t really a thing in the west until the surge of Russian disinformation on corporate social media. The stated aim of disinfo is to create doubt in the institutions of democracy and civil society. Of course there’s also just toxic information pollution of social media itself, not sure they (Elmo aside) really care a lot what people think, as long as it keeps us ‘engaged’.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 16 September 2023 05:37 (seven months ago) link
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2023 23:01 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
genuinely the first thought yes
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:28 (seven months ago) link
I’m wondering if he’s moved to my neighbourhood recently - a few sightings at [local Italian place].
Guessing he’s not the only comic/author who can’t stop thinking about tomorrow - Wavid Dalliams laying low for some reason…
― steely flan (suzy), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:41 (seven months ago) link
Yeah but the whole big manufactured impetus behind conspiratorial thinking wasn’t really a thing in the west until the surge of Russian disinformation on corporate social media.
lol wut
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:00 (seven months ago) link
“I’m happy to have it, but it’s a litigious minefield because lots of people have tried to nail this person down for their alleged crimes and this person has very good lawyers, so am I going to put my mortgage on the line by saying who this person is or entering into any conversations like that?”
so he most likely was the unnamed "industry open secret" predator who Katherine Ryan was referring to last year, it's hardly surprising. He is one of these masters of the super-injunction so Dispatches must have some solid dirt on him.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:05 (seven months ago) link
if this was the plan then he's succeeded in getting the world's richest and stupidest man to side with him, which could be helpful
(Brand) then suggested that the investigations were part of a “coordinated media attack”, “like with Joe Rogan, when he dared to take a medicine that the mainstream media didn’t approve of”.Musk replied to Brand’s tweet, writing: “Of course. They don’t like competition.”
Musk replied to Brand’s tweet, writing: “Of course. They don’t like competition.”
― soref, Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:40 (seven months ago) link
super injunctions are always the mark of a clear conscience
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:54 (seven months ago) link
― boxedjoy, Friday, 15 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink
Lol
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 10:59 (seven months ago) link
I'm currently fascinated by once ostensibly leftist people who get conspiracy-pilled and fall quite unwittingly into the arms of the far-right as if any sort of self-awareness they might have once had has totally left them
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:55 (seven months ago) link
key word there is "ostensibly"
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:56 (seven months ago) link
it's because the left rejected him for being too sexist this is why we never win
― Left, Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:58 (seven months ago) link
What's wrong with being sexy etc. I fear a guy I used to work with, who I really liked, has gone down this path - he started raving about big Pharma and was a big follower of R Brand - he seems to have dropped off the radar though. Never trust a hippy basically.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 14:24 (seven months ago) link
🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Russell Brand has been accused of rape and sexual assaults by women who have broken their silence on alleged attacks between 2006 and 2013This is a joint investigation by The Sunday Times, The Times and @C4Dispatches✍️@RosamundUrwin@char_wace@pmorganbentley— The Times and The Sunday Times (@thetimes) September 16, 2023
― groovypanda, Saturday, 16 September 2023 15:26 (seven months ago) link
He really looks like Jordan Peterson in a bad wig these days
― omar little, Saturday, 16 September 2023 15:27 (seven months ago) link
here's the non-paywalled versionhttps://archive.ph/nS2wu
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 September 2023 15:29 (seven months ago) link
That's made me feel physically sick.
― Slays two. Found gassed. Thinks of cat. (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 September 2023 15:45 (seven months ago) link
How horrible
BREAKING: Russell Brand - In Plain Sight #C4dispatches will air at 2100 on Channel 4. We will hear testimony from 5 women who make allegations including rape, sexual assault and controlling and emotionally abusive behaviour - which he denies. Collab with @thetimes - watch at 9pm pic.twitter.com/1wH6bJKhnI— Louisa Compton (@louisa_compton) September 16, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:06 (seven months ago) link
I always thought this guy was grotesque .. but jfc ... the only reason he hasn't been prosecuted and put on the sex offenders register is money, power differentials and super-injunctions.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link
think the warning bells have been ringing about this fella for the guts of a decade (if not since day one tbh)
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:24 (seven months ago) link
Great to see though that all the institutions who protected him now have far more robust procedures in place to stop anything like this from happening again. We're in good hands!
― the arkansas ruggerclub (Matt #2), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:32 (seven months ago) link
This is one occasion where saying, "I never liked them anyway" is completely justified.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:37 (seven months ago) link
So, yes, this charmless gobshite's entire career has been a mystery to me from day one.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:39 (seven months ago) link
I liked him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and that was it.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:44 (seven months ago) link
good lord
🤯 pic.twitter.com/idFkmRed2G— Andy Dawson (@profanityswan) September 16, 2023
― Murgatroid, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:50 (seven months ago) link
If you can bear to listen to it. WARNING: May cause nausea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfHQwffOXU
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:54 (seven months ago) link
Flashed forward to me remembering my life as it was before I clicked play on that, and after.
― omar little, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link
Every still picture of this guy looks like there should be a chyron below: “Dangerous mental patient escaped”
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 16 September 2023 17:34 (seven months ago) link
Danni and Dom knew https://i.imgur.com/WxZxRTX.jpg
― Alba, Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link
Dannii
― Alba, Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:12 (seven months ago) link
well he now looks more like Bin Lafen than ever
― nashwan, Saturday, 16 September 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link
Guess the late mark fisher called this one wrong huh
― xl bully romance (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:08 (seven months ago) link
he actually posited in EVC that "‘left’ bourgeoisie" condescension towards Brand might be the cause of his instability and why he jumped around a lot while spewing out rapid fire verbal diarrhea, that was some incredible class analysis!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:25 (seven months ago) link
Yes Vampire Castle is on my timeline again lol
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
Wasn’t that essay also inspired by people rightfully calling the swp out for enabling a rapist
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, never thought that Escape From Castlevania essay was worth much.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:33 (seven months ago) link
It was always obviously a bad and silly essay and it’s insane that it became a touchstone for some
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:36 (seven months ago) link
it perhaps never occurs to them that one of the reasons that Brand might be ‘unstable’ is just this sort of patronising faux-transcendent ‘assessment’ from the ‘left’ bourgeoisie.
just checking to make sure I remembered this howler accurately, lol yes I did
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 19:55 (seven months ago) link
it was what a lot of men on the left wanted to hear and it all sounds very intellectual
the anti-idpol left still regards it as a foundational text and I doubt that will change after this
― Left, Saturday, 16 September 2023 20:00 (seven months ago) link
Not great that these horrible reveals are being used to reignite the discourse around an essay again, when we also know what happened to MF.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 20:27 (seven months ago) link
EVC discourse is much less depressing than watching tonight's Dispatches and then commenting on it tbf
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 20:41 (seven months ago) link
xp does it stop the content of the essay being repulsive?
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 20:56 (seven months ago) link
For the moralisers, the dominant story was to be about Brand’s personal conduct – specifically his sexism. In the febrile McCarthyite atmosphere fermented by the moralising left, remarks that could be construed as sexist mean that Brand is a sexist, which also meant that he is a misogynist. Cut and dried, finished, condemned.
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:04 (seven months ago) link
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink
Nope. But it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Who gives a fuck about the essay at this point.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:10 (seven months ago) link
The people who were right about the claims he was dismissing, I imagine.
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:10 (seven months ago) link
are any of these meant to be new revelations?
― Covfefe and TV (ken c), Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:12 (seven months ago) link
Like do you get it yet? That this stuff continues and propagates because of apologism and people willing to cover for their mates?
― ydkb (gyac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:12 (seven months ago) link
xp idk it seems that everyone has now agreed that these things are actually bad and not good like they were in 2007 or whenever it was
― kinder, Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:14 (seven months ago) link
― Covfefe and TV (ken c), Saturday, 16 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink
Yes, it's a researched and properly reported piece.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 September 2023 21:28 (seven months ago) link
I don't really get the relevance of how new the information is. He was committing these rapes, sexual assaults and child abuse offences over a 20 year period. The timescale of the crimes within this period has zero bearing on witness credibility or how evil the crimes were. This cunt used his lawyers to intimidate victims.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 22:23 (seven months ago) link
never before heard of this essay, thankfully, but quick perusal shows that any good points it might make are eradicated by a long defence of Brand that makes my eyes cross.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 16 September 2023 22:27 (seven months ago) link
Jesus @ the clips of this odious cunt performing his stand up, why were the audiences laughing? What a revolting specimen.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 22:29 (seven months ago) link
"why were the audiences laughing?"
that's a question for the ages for about 99.9% of stand up comedy
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 16 September 2023 22:43 (seven months ago) link
i have long known he is scum of the highest order. hiding in plain sight with a Saville-esque level of stories circulating about him, for years.
he stalked an ex lover of mine; sent her literally thousands of text messages and threatened to kill himself unless she had sex with him. it's a great loss to humanity that he didn't follow through with that threat.
― stirmonster, Sunday, 17 September 2023 04:41 (seven months ago) link
Christ on a bike
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 September 2023 05:42 (seven months ago) link
jesus. sorry stirm.
― kinder, Sunday, 17 September 2023 07:14 (seven months ago) link
What was the profanityswan tweet above - I think it's gone now?
I think it was about him offering to take his female PA in a naked state to meet Savile on his radio show.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 17 September 2023 07:28 (seven months ago) link
his agent, Tavistock Wood, has only just dropped him yesterday. Three years after first hearing about the allegation that he had raped a school aged child. Claims that he was misled by Brand.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 17 September 2023 07:40 (seven months ago) link
Xp
https://x.com/streetphantom/status/1703105042343993362?s=61&t=AL5DD_4iz350KGtptOz8ew
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 17 September 2023 07:58 (seven months ago) link
https://x.com/snlhostsintro/status/1703186137374916710?s=46
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 17 September 2023 08:46 (seven months ago) link
Replace 'x' with 'twitter' in the URL and it will post here.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 September 2023 09:21 (seven months ago) link
Trial by media can ruin people's lives.This so-called documentary had all the hallmarks of a smear operation against someone with a big following who challenges the neoliberal status quo and the war machine.The same playbook was used against Julian Assange, Jeremy Corbyn et…— Chris Williamson (@DerbyChrisW) September 17, 2023
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 17 September 2023 12:34 (seven months ago) link
Wish I didn't.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 September 2023 12:55 (seven months ago) link
I think in this case, you can actually blame Corbyn!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 17 September 2023 12:59 (seven months ago) link
*retch*
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/russell-brand-gets-standing-ovation-214438421.html
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 September 2023 13:07 (seven months ago) link
The kind of people who have followed this guy into his anti-vax rants and fawning Ron DeSantis interviews are unlikely to abandon him over this.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 17 September 2023 13:10 (seven months ago) link
Who do you think are going to his shows in 2023? Fantasists and flat earthers.
― ydkb (gyac), Sunday, 17 September 2023 13:11 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, ppl have been suggesting that the turn to right wing conspiracy shit was a calculated move from Brand to cultivate an audiencd that would not be affected at all by these kinds of revelations. I don't think he's that smart tbh.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:44 (seven months ago) link
Things are not going too well for DL either
You literally went out of your way to smear people who came forward about Nick Cohen. You are the problem.— Bottle Opener (@BottleOpenerMan) September 17, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:49 (seven months ago) link
xp i think its all of a piece with how wonderfully exceptional he is and how everything that occurs to him and that he does is brilliant
any pushback against that will drive a person like that to weird fucking places very quickly
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:58 (seven months ago) link
Good to see Dorian getting cooked on Twitter.https://i.postimg.cc/1zp826pQ/IMG-9591.jpg
― ydkb (gyac), Sunday, 17 September 2023 15:02 (seven months ago) link
Think it's much more likely his turn to right wing conspiracy shit is because he makes shitloads of money from it xps
― groovypanda, Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:04 (seven months ago) link
let's just say that deep long-term plan or not he's certainly making use of the army of marks he's built up
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:08 (seven months ago) link
and perhaps more importantly his fellow travellers in the celebrity/journo culture wars axis
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:10 (seven months ago) link
he may also believe all that bunk which is even worse
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:11 (seven months ago) link
i don't think the extent to which he believes this stuff is particularly knowable or important, but i think that about a lot of belief. it's functionally useful to think you believe in things that are making you money, but why would he need to think deeply about it as long the money rolls in?
― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:14 (seven months ago) link
I think another reason for his shift to social media guru, or whatever the fuck he was doing, was simply that his career in showbusiness was going nowhere. The phone had stopped ringing.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:28 (seven months ago) link
In US terms, he basically played himself in a couple of movies here and was married to Katy Perry and that was about it, as far as I can remember.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:43 (seven months ago) link
Facebook lefties liked sharing his quote memes.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:52 (seven months ago) link
I watched Catherine Called Birdy just a few weeks ago and forgot he has a cameo. At least he wasn't playing Paul Kaye's character I guess :/
― nashwan, Sunday, 17 September 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link
Of course Russell Brand's followers deny the allegations. He has groomed an audience to deny/disbelieve everything they see and hear, which is very different from healthy skepticism. This knee-jerk denialism is precisely why people with plenty of skeletons in the closet love…— Naomi Klein (@NaomiAKlein) September 18, 2023
Wow. Naomi Wolf sounding reasonable for once.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 18 September 2023 15:28 (seven months ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 September 2023 15:48 (seven months ago) link
was about to correct you then
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 18 September 2023 16:40 (seven months ago) link
If your naomi be klein,Ye be doing just fine
― xl bully romance (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 September 2023 16:44 (seven months ago) link
If your naomi be wolf Throw yerself in the gulf
― peace, man, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/sep/18/russell-brand-shows-postponed-after-allegations-of-sexual-assault
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link
Let's postpone these gigs until this all gets cleared up
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:32 (seven months ago) link
London police have received a report of sexual assault tied to recent allegations made against Russell Brand. https://t.co/nDAxrDMd1R— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) September 18, 2023
Additionally, the promoter behind Brand’s “Bipolarisation” tour decided to postpone the remaining three dates of the run. “We are postponing these few remaining addiction charity fundraiser shows, we don’t like doing it — but we know you’ll understand,” the promoter said in a statement shared with Rolling Stone UK.
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:34 (seven months ago) link
Oh sorry wrong paste - historical accusation dating back to 2003.
the fine folks on the site previously known as Twitter have informed me that this is a direct result of him going after "big Pharma"...I guess there's a reason nobody ever criticizes them
― frogbs, Monday, 18 September 2023 17:53 (seven months ago) link
Already fed up seeing clips this talentless unfunny cunt on every news programme.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:04 (seven months ago) link
Wasn't that the recent defense of Roisin Murphy as well?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:04 (seven months ago) link
Big Pharma...and Ukraine, apparently...
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 18:32 (seven months ago) link
Things you can't talk about...without raking in a lot of money
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:43 (seven months ago) link
So I think we can safely put him down as "dud."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:36 (seven months ago) link
He'S inspiring potentially millions of people, highlights social causes corporate media does not, and using his huge platform to spread awareness of inequality and fostering a spirit of disobedience to power.― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:59 (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:59 (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:53 (seven months ago) link
That's the calibre of person he was inspiring EIGHT years ago!
well that's it all sorted then, put Russell Brand and Raccoon Tanuki in a helicopter and drop both the cunts into abyssal ocean
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 18 September 2023 20:04 (seven months ago) link
Throw in Catturd for extra ballast
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 20:05 (seven months ago) link
Racoon Tanuki, a sock that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 18 September 2023 20:10 (seven months ago) link
Put Russell Brand and a rabid Racoon into a large sock together
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 18 September 2023 20:13 (seven months ago) link
This has none of the hallmarks of an MI6 operation. For a start, it actually reached its target https://t.co/mcYSf2EIy0— Tom (@TPGRoberts) September 18, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 21:41 (seven months ago) link
His new book is being paused.
https://www.thebookseller.com/news/bluebird-to-pause-brand-publishing-as-tavistock-wood-cuts-ties?
Recovery this, recovery that.
"Having published a bestselling autobiography, My Booky Wook, with Hodder & Stoughton in 2007, and a book on politics with Century in 2014, Brand has been publishing titles with Pan Macmillan imprint Bluebird since 2017, beginning with Recovery: Freedom from our Addictions. A new title, Recovery: The Workbook, was scheduled for publication this December."
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 22:10 (seven months ago) link
My Fucky Up
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 September 2023 22:13 (seven months ago) link
like one of those guys that always posts about "mental health" in a perfunctory manner and you know they've spent their entire life fucking up other people's
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 18 September 2023 22:36 (seven months ago) link
it always makes me laugh when these guys are like, "let me tell you the TRUTH about our Government!!!" as if there isn't a single person out there who believes it isn't rife with corruption. Obviously he is, like all conspiracy theorists, absolutely full of shit, but it always amazes me that this is always the de factor starting position for these people and it's portrayed as a radical perspective
otherwise: fuck this guy, and fuck the shitty culture that allowed this to happen yet again and will probably keep enabling these beasts forever more
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 00:43 (seven months ago) link
https://t.co/0222bwcZ3n— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 18, 2023
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 00:53 (seven months ago) link
I mean, fr, the Good Naomi is now going to have to put up not only the genuinely confused people, but also a million shitposters deliberately doing it for laffs. It feels like an obligation now.
― xl bully romance (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 09:34 (seven months ago) link
put up *with*
She doesn't have to let them stay at hers
Having just watched Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey I'm wondering if Naomi Wolf refers to herself as Evil Naomi.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 09:35 (seven months ago) link
youtube have suspended payments from Brand's channel because violation of "creator responsibility policy". Apparently he was making a million a year from it, like wtf?
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:08 (seven months ago) link
Well he has 6.6 million Youtube subscribers, despite having Rumble as his main platform apparently
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:11 (seven months ago) link
I just can't put myself in the mindset of these hundreds of thousands of marks pressing the thanks button to make a wealthy creep richer. They really must hate themselves.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:20 (seven months ago) link
The knowledge that you're being gulled is all part of the attraction for these bozos! Then they can feel like the dogs they are.
― the arkansas ruggerclub (Matt #2), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:28 (seven months ago) link
I think the difficult thing with tackling conspiracism is the grain of truth that gets denied so much that you have people latching onto anything that seems like it might reflect what they’re seeing with their own eyes. Stopped clock/blind squirrel theory. Like who hasn’t walked past one of those sandwich board guys saying the government is shit and thought “Man’s got a point,” even as you avoided eye contact? Same principle. Internet brain breaking a lot of gen x & boomers who are digitally illiterate is exacerbating this. Even my own parents who don’t spend much time in these kinds of places, my mother linked a tweet in some group chat that was complaining about…idk…water charges? She had just seen something she agreed with and blindly shared, I had to be like, you know that’s a white nationalist you shared right? She was pretty horrified; I had to explain I recognised the account name from Twitter poisoning. It just wouldn’t occur to her to look further, and I think by the time a lot of people are at that stage they might be too far in.
― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:29 (seven months ago) link
I remember reading the first My Booky Wook and finding it a compelling read but thinking the protagonist was an absolute wanker who wasn't painting a very pleasant picture of himself. Think it was a while after it came out but probably a decade pus ago during which he's done several things that make him look a bit of an a-hole outside of this. But i guess taht's already widely known
― Stevo, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:31 (seven months ago) link
when he made that unblinking denial vid, of which any skilled body language analysis expert (if there is such a thing) would call it as a bizarre performance in the context of what was happening and also 100% GUILTY af and LYING! There isn't even any anger in it, if you were getting fitted up by the deep state for getting too close to the truth or whatever his followers believe - you'd be furious. Anyone that bought that will buy anything, aside from other celeb rapists who have their own agenda.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 12:49 (seven months ago) link
all of these weirdo "truth-tellers" are posting vids saying, "This may be the last time you hear from me. They'll be coming after me next."
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:23 (seven months ago) link
See that's exactly their game right, they create a false atmosphere of paranoia and then react to it with fear and go into hiding and it doesn't matter that no one is actually looking for them, that's enough for their audience of redpilled galaxy brains.
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link
(xp) Fingers crossed.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link
Apparently the vast majority of his income is from advertising rather than the credulous numpties who follow him.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:28 (seven months ago) link
Lol lmao I stand with Brand obviously https://t.co/BW9o3afTIp— Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan) September 16, 2023
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:30 (seven months ago) link
wow, so edgy
― jmm, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link
I'll probably regret asking, but what's the basic contention she's making? She retweeted this reply:
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:15 (seven months ago) link
The only IQ test that matters in 2023 is if you believe journalists when they publish a metoo story. If you do, you are an imbecile— Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi (@ElectionLegal) September 17, 2023
i believe the contention is "please continue to acknowledge the dimes square scene"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:17 (seven months ago) link
I'll probably regret asking, but who the fuck is Anna Khachiyan?
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link
I think the basic contention she is making is that she and everyone associated with her are garbage
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:24 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, I know she is part of the post-left / anti-anti-anti-feminist whatever, I'm just trying to figure out the logic.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:30 (seven months ago) link
There is no logic beyond "fuck you! ha ha, made you look".
― read-only (unperson), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:31 (seven months ago) link
Anna Khachiyan is from the anti-everything Red Square podcast
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:38 (seven months ago) link
Brand was defended by various conservative public figures, including Anna Khachiyan of Red Scare, the Tate brothers, Tucker Carlson, Elon Musk and Ian Miles Cheong
She definitely has found her people
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:41 (seven months ago) link
She also hangs with Greg from Succession, who has allegations similar to Brand's against him
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 18:44 (seven months ago) link
I have yet to understand why anyone thinks Red Scare is something worth paying attention to.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 19:32 (seven months ago) link
It’s the pull of anti-establishment being a good view in and of itself. Same reason 4chan is popular
― H.P, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 23:16 (seven months ago) link
https://x.com/rosemcgowan/status/1704041704800616665?s=46&t=bJOqpCuQneT7ju08y55VSA
― piscesx, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:28 (seven months ago) link
I’ve no idea why my links to tweets aren’t showing up properly anymore.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:30 (seven months ago) link
You have to replace x with twitter
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:32 (seven months ago) link
twitter dotcom embeds work but not x dotcom embeds, aiui
― I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:33 (seven months ago) link
I can't hear anything at that link (probably because I nuked my account), is she talking a bunch of nonsense? because she seems like someone who could go that way.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:19 (seven months ago) link
Talking a bunch of nonsense. People shouldn't be able to accuse abusers anonymously. "Those are the rules, I didn't make them."
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:57 (seven months ago) link
Are you sure? He’s a rapist not a racist— The IP Respecter (@ericthewheeler) September 16, 2023
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 08:38 (seven months ago) link
Russell Brand's dad in 1970?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvFdFBblGQs
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 10:45 (seven months ago) link
The voice is spookily similar. Great video!
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 11:07 (seven months ago) link
I just don't think anybody could be afraid of someone talking with a megaphone through the sunroof of a brown Mini.
― Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 11:31 (seven months ago) link
russell re-branding himself as a philosopher guru reminds me a bit of neil strauss trying to make the pivot into positive lifestyle influencer after years of being a rancid detriment to society. it's all just a grift, and they still try to trade in on their bad-boy image as giving them bonafides of a different sort, it makes them a veteran of certain wars, allows them to reflect upon their behaviors as if they're at a complete remove while enjoying still having the image of people who have had those experiences.
― omar little, Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:25 (seven months ago) link
There’s an explicit connection too, I remember being 🤨 at seeing brand’s blurb on one of Strauss’s sex pest manuals (this being post rb’s supposed reformed character)
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:33 (seven months ago) link
see also Bill Cosby
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:48 (seven months ago) link
Born again
― anvil, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:52 (one week ago) link
LOLOLOL it’s like a bad version of The Ruling Class.
― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:53 (one week ago) link
Standard trajectory for cunts. Andrew Tate becomes a Muslim, Russell Brand becomes a Christian.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:55 (one week ago) link
Don't forget Shaun King
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:05 (one week ago) link
quite appropriate that he was baptised in a river of sewage
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:34 (one week ago) link
The 48-year-old comedian had previously called baptism an “opportunity to leave the past behind”
So just let it go ladies, let's move on shall we
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:36 (one week ago) link
Just had a look at his comments section. Most of them seem to be from people who are also born again
― anvil, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:01 (one week ago) link
They're burying the lede that Russell Brand has finally bathed.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:10 (one week ago) link
my bibley wibley
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:13 (one week ago) link
Well now he's probably fit to marry Katy Perry
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 18:02 (one week ago) link
Irl lol @ bizarro
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:47 (one week ago) link