MEL GIBSON ARRESTED FOR DUI

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cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

drunk at the pulpit.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

too much communion wine.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

too much BLOOD OF CHRIST, i mean.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.co.mohave.az.us/MCSO/3-20%20DUI%20arrest.jpg

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I dig the part in the Motley Crue "Dirt" book in which Mel Gibson and Vince Neil get really high and burn down a golf course university club or some shit.

Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

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cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

how about the part where vince neil kills razzle with that dui?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Cue Lethal Weapon jokes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

EXCLUSIVE: Mel Gibson Busted for DUI

Posted Jul 28th 2006 3:00PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice

Mel Gibson was arrested by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Malibu, Calif. early this morning for suspicion of DUI. Bail was set at $5,000.

He was pulled over on the Pacific Coast Highway and a Breathalyzer test was administered. The arrest report lists the time of arrest as 2:36AM and the time booked as 4:06AM.

A spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff's Department told TMZ, "Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person."

Calls to Gibson's rep were not immediately returned.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Calls to Gibson's rep were not immediately returned.

translation: he's still hungover too.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_t/tequila_sunrise.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's all about the tagline.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

drinking and driving don't mix, shaken or stirred.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Mel Gibson's Apixilayto

timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

this better not delay Malick's new film!

ryan (ryan), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 July 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/07/gibson_exclusive_wi_2.jpg

"You mother fucker. I'm going to fuck you."

Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Saturday, 29 July 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

This is beautiful.

Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Saturday, 29 July 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

He's gone crazy like in the orginal Lethal Weapon (sans mullet)!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 29 July 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

sugar tits?

http://www.aawaa.org/images/eart3/simoneleigh.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 29 July 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

damage control
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/30/us/30gibson.html?ei=5065&en=a9ff3255b4b5afde&ex=1154923200&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print

timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

A devout Catholic, Gibson shot the film depicting the last 12 hours in the life of Jesus Christ in Aramaic and Latin. It took more than $600m (£337.5m) worldwide

His new film Apocalypto is set 3,000 years ago in central America and features dialogue spoken in an obscure Mayan dialect.

Gibson is also known for several other works, including the Lethal Weapon and Mad Max series of films in which he starred.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 July 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

Seeing Lopez at NROland trying to square this with her "Mel Gibson: Feminist" column a couple of years back was pretty damn funny.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ther'es more, much more.

"Gibson blurted out a barrage of anti-semitic remarks about 'fucking Jews'. Gibson yelled out: 'The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.' Gibson then asked: 'Are you a Jew?'"

The incident gained further attention when it was alleged that the LA police department had tried to cover up Gibson's offensive remarks.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, bugger. Sorry.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 31 July 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

is this really a shock to anyone? hes also made some delightful women should stay home where they belong type comments before too.

and why do people keep calling him australian? he was born in new york.

sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true"

I myself when arrested carry on about the sun revolving around the earth.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

He should have to pick up trash with Boy George.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

is this really a shock to anyone? hes also made some delightful women should stay home where they belong type comments before too.

yeah that's totally the same thing.

Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

I completely mis-read Beth's post. I thought you were advocating that Mel should have to pick up some white trash, like Boy George.

C J (C J), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

dude, note word 'ALSO'.

sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 31 July 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

this is what happens to you when you kill a George Miller flick

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

and why do people keep calling him australian? he was born in new york.

and he grew up and went to college in Australia

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

He left New York when he was 12. I'd say that's old enough to be considered American.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Schadenfreude at its very finest.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think either country should have to claim him, let's just say he's a resident of Nuttervaria.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nazichusetts

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

snorvania

sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

SS-stonia

gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok can someone ban that fat bigot fuck mel gibson? (76 new answers)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Devoutly religious married men who have extra-marital affairs to numerous to count - C/D?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Religion/politics/gender/morality as means of self-aggrandizement - C/D?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

mel gibson is my co-pilot

teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moviehole.net/img/airamerica.jpg

http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq05680.jpg

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Caption that picture.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

where is the goddam smokinggun.com mugshot already???QEJQjw

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/ransommullen.jpeg

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Crucifixion ain't no fiction/So-called chosen frozen ... Still they got me like Jesus"

http://www.jewsweek.com/Static/Binaries/Article/mel0212_main_1.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Caption that picture.

"Are you a Jew?"

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I may be unemployed, damn near broke, and completely unknown to anyone outside of my own little sphere of acquaintance, but my life is significantly better than this troubled, troubled man.

For this, I give thanks.

Esquire, Bitch. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Podheretz sees the light:

Listen, I understand that you found The Passion of the Christ stirring and meaningful. But there's really no way around this one. The guy got drunk and began abusing a Malibu cop — a job category that vies with Shiite sheikh for perhaps the least likely to be held by a Jew — for potential Membership in the Tribe, then starts ranting about how Jews are the source of all the world's problems. You just have to give in and accept this one. He's an anti-Semite, and with that knowledge, you may have to revisit the controversy over his treatment of Jewish authorities in The Passion and, no matter how moved you were by its depiction of Christ's agony, understand that the criticisms weren't pulled out of thin air. The guy has a serious problem with Jews. And to answer Jonah's questioner from below, the world will do just fine without a Mel Gibson Holocaust miniseries, thank you very much.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when people who are experiencing public tension compare their trials to being nailed to a cross and left to die in the sun

xpost Alfred where's that link?

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

alfred, the cop apparently is Jewish!! you can't fool Mel's jewometer!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060801/ap_en_ce/gibson_remarks&printer=1;_ylt=Av8VXpQP3iZQYJhywbTsdUXqChkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MXN1bHE0BHNlYwN0bWE-

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

And to answer Jonah's questioner from below, the world will do just fine without a Mel Gibson Holocaust miniseries, thank you very much.

Yeah, that's a dead project if there ever was one.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

xpost HOLY SHIT JEWDAR!

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

but my life is significantly better than this troubled, troubled man.

I understand this, actually -- not that I forgive anything about the little Jew-hating prick, but that it is kinda sad that he's so insane. Is this one of those times when it's appropriate to blame the parenting?

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

The mug shot:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0731062melmug1.html

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

dammit

it's here anyway:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0731062melmug1.html

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's the page, not the image. Still, from the link, you'd think he was a happy drunk, not a mean drunk.

ah xpost

Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamn that fucker. Drunk enough to rant about his deepest hatreds, but not enough to mess his hair.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

And to answer Jonah's questioner from below, the world will do just fine without a Mel Gibson Holocaust miniseries, thank you very much.

Yeah, that's a dead project if there ever was one.

No, it's not dead, that's just a myth propogated by the would-be producers!

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Alfred where's that link?

NROland, good sir. Alfred and I do love that place.

The link to what Alfred posted

The followup:

Mel's Fans [John Podhoretz]
If this is how you defend someone against a charge of anti-Semitism, you really are kind of proving the point:

"Keep up your tirade and soon some discerning folks out here may come to believe that you are an anti-Christian bigot."

Because I said I hate anti-Semites because they hate me: "Is that what the Old Testament says? No wonder everybody hates you guys! Repent!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0731062melmug1.jpg

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

The crazy, it just leaps out at you.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

The crazy, it just FUCKS UP YOUR NOSTALGIA FOR ROAD WARRIOR.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's not dead, that's just a myth propogated by the would-be producers!

That's hilarious.

Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

EXCLUSIVE: Danny Glover Too Old For This Shit

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

The crazy, it just leaps out at you.

Be fair, now. He doesn't look any crazier than anyone else who's had half a bottle of tequila. He just looks extra crazy because he's Mel Gibson, and because he's off his fucking gourd.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't it funny how you can be fruitier than rappin' granny nutcake and have people PAY YOU MILLIONS?! Wtfiuwtw? Ftw!

Butt Dickus (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

Pissedoffer Bitchin's chimes in:

http://www.slate.com/id/2146880/?GT1=8483

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

(just wanted an excuse to use that name)

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

"One does not abruptly decide, between the first and second vodka, or the ticks of the indicator of velocity, that the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion are valid after all."

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hey--that's the voice of experience talking there.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

and drudge has the apology:


...I am a public person, and when I say something, either articulated and thought out, or blurted out in a moment of insanity, my words carry weight in the public arena. As a result, I must assume personal responsibility for my words and apologize directly to those who have been hurt and offended by those words.

The tenets of what I profess to believe necessitate that I exercise charity and tolerance as a way of life. Every human being is God’s child, and if I wish to honor my God I have to honor his children. But please know from my heart that I am not an anti-Semite. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith....

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

(pre tag breaks line breaks on ilx, I fixed)

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/us100388.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/payback_ver2.jpg

francisf (aaron ef.), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)


(pre tag breaks line breaks on ilx, I fixed)

dankeshoen

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

OMG that mug shot is hilarious, he looks like a 60 year old lounge singer letching on a washed up stripper.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Various Hollywood peoples: "Why that nasty Mr. Gibson. Though my favorite bit:

Another longtime Hollywood figure, former MCA Inc. President Sidney J. Sheinberg, remarked: "If he said it, he's at best a putz."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/gibsonjoker.jpg

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i feel really cheated that he didn't have his saddam beard in the mugshot.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

His apologies are so, well, apologetic I find it hard to
believe that the public will hold this against him. We've all
gotten drunk and said evil things we regretted.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

We've all
gotten drunk and said evil things we regretted.

Explicit bigotry arising from zero provocation? Erm, no.

Venga (Venga), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, so I guess everyone EXCEPT VENGA has gotten drunk
and said evil things they later regretted.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Nope, never made any bigoted remarks drunk.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly. Against specific people? Yes. Done irreparable damage that way. Against entire races of people? No. Maybe an inappropriate joke or two, but never an angry batshit tirade.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

i can imagine a drunk person saying those things "ironically"--because they are so ridiculous. hell i've heard sober people do that--thing is, we have absolutely no idea what the situation was like, what he was like. no context other than words on a page.

i dont mean to defend him, but stupid things said when drunk are hardly a window into the soul.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

so, calling your mother-in-law
"fat, stupid, demanding, bitch," is merely rude

but calling her a
"fat, stupid, kike bitch" is HATE SPEECH? worthy of the
pillory?

PS. tab, what's a "race of people?" I can't remember the exact
definition.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

how is "the jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" the equivalent to calling your mother-in-law anything?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

If you can't parse the example, well, good night and
good luck.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm having trouble parsing why you hit the return key after "and"

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

You're missing the point. Gibson spent (and made) millions of dollars villifying the Jews in a movie, his father is a holocaust denier and Gibson's made a lot of suspicious statements over the years.

This thing with the cops is just confirming what anyone could have guessed anyway. It's not the sole reason why he's getting branded a racist, it's the cherry on top.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

>Gibson spent (and made) millions of dollars villifying the
>Jews in a movie

Subjective.

>his father is a holocaust denier

Irrelevant.

>not the sole reason why he's getting branded a
>racist, it's the cherry on top.

See, it seems fundamentally
wrong to "brand" people one way
or the other. It smacks of a witch-hunt mentality.
If it's bigoted and wrong to never forgive somebody
because of their skin color or religion, isn't it also
hard-headed and foolish to never forgive a person for
making
evil
statements?

Even
if
they offer a retraction
and profuse apology?

And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

You're an idiot.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=passionofthechrist.htm

sez here the flick made a bit more than half a billion dollars worldwide.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

I retract that. This is my profuse apology.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

not that i'm not concerned about how squirrel_police can be such a fucking moron, but dude, what kind of computer are you using that makes everything you write look like a poem or something? it's annoying.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://computermuseum.50megs.com/images/collection/tandy-trs-80-IV.jpg

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/Apoclamatt/180px-Gameboy.jpg

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.
And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.
And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.
And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.
And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.
And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.

See, he can post a regular sized line.

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

idiocy aside, how can you overlook THIS tagline:
He is sick to his empty core with Jew-hatred.
By Christopher Hitchens

I'm honestly still laughing; it's like some sort of The Simpson-esque gag.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be willing to excuse an expression of hate in a weak moment on the basis of an authentic apology from someone who all other evidence indicates is well-meaning. but not from someone like mel gibson or squirrel police from whom the expression is no surprise at all.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair squirrel police hates blacks more than he hates jews

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

See, it seems fundamentally
wrong to "brand" people one way
or the other.

If it looks like a cow, smells like a cow, moos like a cow, and you own it, you brand it. Alcohol reduces the inhibitions that let people get along on a day to day basis, so a drunken statement is more likely to reveal the true feelings of the speakee.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

Or speaker even, heh heh.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Use Mad Max DVD as frisbee, y/n?

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

maybe, but dont touch The Road Warrior!

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

on a serious note: this little event sort of crystalizes something that always bothers me a little about accusations of racism on evidence such as this. it's the idea that you can really know if someone is a racist or anti-semite, as if those are qualities with an essence that you either have or you dont, like brown hair, or green eyes.

"outing" others as racists too often seems to substitute for examining racist institutions and cultural norms, and provide a means to prove one's un-racism --> "I'm not in the KKK, ergo I am not racist"

so the whole "lol @ mel he is an anti-semite proven by science" thing really irks me, but obviously he is not a guy who deserves a lot of defending.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen Road Warrior or Beyond Thunderdome since I was really little. I hardly remember them at all. I wonder if I should bother trying to watch them again. I only have Mad Max cuz it was $10 at Safeway.

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan, by your logic I'm not sure how anyone could be a racist.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

Please, let's have MUCH MORE discussion about race and racism on the internet! It's fascinating! Much is solved in these thinktanks!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

(this is the actual photo with the article, btw)

http://imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-08-02/

Anti-Defamation League Accepts Gibson's Apology

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/67/05/12s.jpg The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has accepted Mel Gibson's apology for making anti-Semitic remarks after he was arrested last Friday in Malibu, California. The Oscar-winner was stopped by authorities for speeding and made several inflammatory comments including, "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson issued an apology on Saturday as well as a more detailed response on Tuesday which included a direct reference to his controversial comments. In his second statement the actor said, "I am not a bigot. I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came form during that drunken display, and I am asking the Jewish community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery. Again, I am reaching out to the Jewish community for its help." In response, ADL National Director Abraham H. Foxman issued a statement saying, "This is the apology we had sought and requested. We are glad that Mel Gibson has finally owned up to the fact that he made anti-Semitic remarks, and his apology sounds sincere. We welcome his efforts to repair the damage he has caused, to reach out to the Jewish community, and to seek help. Once he completes his rehabilitation for alcohol abuse, we will be ready and willing to help him with his second rehabilitation to combat this disease of prejudice." Gibson has since been invited to speak to the Jewish Community on their holy day of atonement, Yom Kippur, in a bid to smooth relations.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

I totally agree Forks...those things really aren't worth talking about in this color-blind world.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

starke, my post was poorly worded. my point being that it's difficult to figure out who is a racist, and really besides the point as far as effective political action is concerned. more like a sideshow or witchhunt that distracts from real effective political action. as long as we concentrate on racist people, racist institutions, etc, will have cover to persist. that's my theory anyway. not that we should countenance racist remarks by individuals either.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i want to make it less a moral matter and more of a political one. as seemingly offensive as that may sound. to attack racism as a moral problem is fine and dandy, but it's also a conservative way of framing the problem that ignores the possible political frameworks.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

But can you really concentrate on racist institutions without considering racist people?

I don't necessarily disagree with your main idea. But isn't Mel a huge part of an institution when he makes films seen by millions of people? It's not like we're talking about some racist janitor off the streets.

starke (starke), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's a very good point. perhaps my idea gets a little too lost in the abstract.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

Snaps of Mel Gibson getting pissed.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'll give this to Mel: he ain't dumb. He was smart enough to admit what happened, to grovel in a way that even the ADL accepted, and not to indulge in as much self-pity as you'd expect. He was even smart enough, surely seeing his Nick Nolte moment coming, to put on a big cheese-eating grin for his mugshot. The only way he could have handled this better would have been not to get drunk in the first place.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Um... or to hate Jews.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

or to not hate jews?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

or to not make vile racist and homophobic comments all the time?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Gibson has since been invited to speak to the Jewish Community on their holy day of atonement, Yom Kippur, in a bid to smooth relations.

are you fucking kidding me?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

what, you expected them to ask him to speak on simchas torah?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

or to not make vile racist and homophobic comments all the time?

Right. Or to be an all around nut. But barring that possibility...

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Seems like Mel hates the Jews even more than he hates the English... and that's saying something

Doi Doing! (Dada), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, he would really hate Adamrl then. :(

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

And David Baddiel!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

MoDo talks to the one Jewish friend she has:
“He has been a very bad goy," Leon said.

“It is really rich to behold Gibson asking Jews to behave like Christians. Has he forgotten how bellicose and wrathful and unforgiving we are? Why would a people who start all the wars make a peace? Perhaps he’s feeling a little like Jesus, hoping that the Jews don’t do their worst and preparing himself for more evidence of their disappointing behavior.

“I have always wondered why people who believe that we control the world do not have more respect for us. Take that cop who arrested Gibson. Do you think it was a coincidence that he was a Jew? We have been following Gibson’s every move since he released that movie. The other night, when our uniformed brother spotted him bobbing and weaving in his star car, we saw an opportunity and we took it. Don’t blame us. It’s what Yahweh would do.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, everybody hates him (xpost)

Doi Doing! (Dada), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

But we’re not completely heartless. If he wants to do Shylock at dinner theater, fine.

I think Arnon Milchan should agree to finance his next movie, but only in exchange for a pound of flesh.

Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

People do say stuff they truly don't believe when extremely drunk, although I don't think that's the case here.

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

This, perhaps, is the overripe cherry on top of this whole ice cream sundae.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

COSTARRING SCOTT BAIO IN A CAR HE PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD AT THAT POINT.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's truly beautiful.

Mad Max Loves Chachi

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

2 guys who've probably been pulled over for DUI many, many times, just doing their little off-the-record community service!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

thats the best psa ive ever seen.

sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

The Onion Radio News has the scoop: Mel, noooooooooo!

StanM (StanM), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Vid & Transcript of Bill O'rielly and Geraldo are going all Capt Save-a-mel:

On his Fox News program, Bill O'Reilly called Mel Gibson's recent anti-Semitic comments "inexcusable," but said it is "more important" to discuss the "point where the media and individual Americans start to enjoy the suffering of rich and powerful people." Guest Geraldo Rivera later suggested that O'Reilly refer to "that schmuck from MSNBC," apparently MSNBC host Keith Olbermann; Rivera added that the "schmuck from MSNBC" is a "lowlife." Rivera also asserted that Comedy Central hosts Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert "make a living putting on video of old ladies slipping on ice and people laughing" and that they "exist in a small little place where they count for nothing."

and Keith O's response

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

You posted the entire blog entry except his response, por que? I clicked a link for one (1) new sentence! Gah!

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

"rappers have masters? like slaves have masters?"

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i posted it to link to this bit:

O'REILLY: All right? They wallow in it. They can't get enough of it. They've got blood all over their mouth, these vampires, OK? They're in the media, these people. This is what they live for.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

"these people"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

heh. i hadn't picked that nuance up. Wow, so there IS a group of people who control the media, who have horns and drink the blood of newborne gentiles thru-out most of Christendom.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

and that perhaps mel's problems could be solved by throwing "these people" down the well?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

my grandfather was actually a jew from transylvania!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

ach! Das wampyr! in the media, no less!

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

" I just wish I had been there, that I had been able to say, 'Don't do it. Don't take that drink.'"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

0.10-0.125 BAC: Significant impairment of motor coordination and loss of good judgment. Speech may be slurred; balance, vision, reaction time and hearing will be impaired. Euphoria.

gear (gear), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

And paranoid anti-Semitism.

c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

lolz:

Mel Gibson link to Aussie anti-Semitic group

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,,20031918-5006023,00.html

=[[ (eman), Monday, 7 August 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

'I believe it was the disease speaking, not the man,' one producer says.

This is where I start to sound strikingly conservative. I cannot tolerate this kind of thinking. I believe it undermines the basis of responsibility and morality.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 7 August 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

and heeeeeere's the defenders, with utterly devastating logic

PAULA ZAHN: So, Michael, you've got a top Jewish Hollywood agent, Ari Emanuel, saying to folks in the entertainment business they should boycott his [Gibson's] project -- projects that is, even if it costs them money. Is he right?

MEDVED: No, he's ridiculous.

ZAHN: Why?

MEDVED: This happens to be Michael Moore's agent, and Michael Moore has done far more damage to the Jewish community, particularly regarding the issue of Israel, than anything Mel Gibson has ever done...

...And if [Mel] makes good movies, everything will be fine.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 7 August 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

I actually wouldn't mind talking to Medved for a few minutes, in that I'll start by asking, "When did you lose your sense of humor?" (When he denies he has, I'll point out that's proof right there.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

> to be fair squirrel police hates blacks more than he hates jews

Where did that one come from?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

James Blount BTW.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

the defenders have included Jodie Foster and Patrick Swayze, both of whom deny he is anti-semitic. there was also a report that he, with his father, once had a connection to an anti-semitic group in Australia.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Gabbneb, I think that last news bit is as fresh as the revelation that there was once a Roman Empire.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

so-called romans frozen!

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

frozen romans who crucified our Lord & Savior, who put the spike & hammer in Mel's hands!

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel Police has me in stitches on this thread. Wow. What a dumbass.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

i know it's not news that the dude's dad is anti-semitic, but i believe what i posted is news (as of a few days ago), if unsurprising. maybe there was another group the dad was previously known to be connected to?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

so-called romans frozen!

10.0 jb, that was awesome

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel Police
is the
surpreme
line break
master
on
ilx.
so don't
hate.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

"MoDo talks to the one Jewish friend she has"

Uh, she was clearly referring to the fact that she knows one "leader of the American Jewish community.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

Close quote!

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

more genius from the MedVed:

Send Mel to Israel!

[1000+ words of bullshit, and then]....At a time when Israel finds herself isolated as never before, imagine the impact of Gibson announcing a supportive trip to Jerusalem in the company of selected Jewish leaders--- with a reverent, remorseful stop at Auschwitz on the way. Yes, cynics will decry any attempt by Mel to rehabilitate his reputation as a cheap publicity stunt, but wouldn't such an an effort serve the interests of Jews and Israel more than a frozen state of permanent animosity?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

dammit wrong link.

"Mad Mel" and his Malibu Meltdown

there we go

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahaha thank God someone recognizes what a statesman-in-waiting Gibson is. Medved's sense of humor lost? I think not.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.renewamerica.us/images/columnists/meyer.jpg The Mel Gibson saga: An unfortunate setback for Braveheart

This is not merely a setback for Gibson (if it indeed turns out to be a setback), it is a moment of turbulence in the conservative movement. Gibson's conduct gives momentary credibility to the false charges made about his blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ," and provides a fresh round of ammunitions to those who are the "Chicken Littles," inordinately worried about the "bigoted" views of the Christian right. And the irony is that some of this stereotypical smear will stick, even though many Christian evangelicals are staunch supporters of Israel.

I can't help rooting for Gibson to emerge victoriously redeemed from this abyss of shame and bad publicity. I love Gibson. I love his movies like The Patriot and Braveheart, regardless of any supposed departures from pure historicity depicted by those films. I applaud his audacity, independence and conviction in forging ahead with "The passion." He aroused the conscience of a nation.

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

okay, i'm having far too much fun going thru rightwinger mel-related posts, buuuut....

even PAT BOONE has something to say from WND

http://www.wnd.com/images/boone.jpgLay off Mel Gibson, for Christ's sake!
...I know both individuals personally, Mel and Christ – and my friend Mel is no anti-Semite. He worships and magnifies the most famous Jew who ever lived, Jesus of Nazareth, whom millions and millions call ''Christ,'' or Messiah.

So do I.

We've both committed our lives and eternal destiny to this rebbe (rabbi), this central figure of human history, the One from whose earthly life our calendar has been constructed. This year is 2006, A.D. – anno domini, ''the Year of Our Lord.'' The Year of the Jew who with his disciples, also orthodox Jews, forever changed and shaped religion, culture, philosophy, art – and a little thing called democracy...

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh, Mark Fuhrman's written a book on Terri Schiavo!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Jews invented democracy? xpost

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pat Boone is a known Anti-Hellenite.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

and Brent Bozell's "Mel Gibson and the Politics of Bigotry":

...The first thing Mel Gibson and everyone else should do is ignore people like these. They are hypocrites.

They were nowhere to be found when "Da Vinci Code" actor Ian McKellen publicly accused the Catholic Church of "perhaps misleading us all this time," and stated, "the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction." And what of the movie itself, a bigoted anti-Catholic screed if ever there was one? Any denouncements from them?

Where were they when Comedy Central's Dennis Leary aired his "Merry F*ing Christmas" special, publicly called the Christmas story "bull[bleep]" and said of the baby Jesus and the Virgin Mary, "I also believe that about nine months before he was born, somebody sure as [bleep] banged the hell out of his mom"? Any religious bigotry there, folks?

Have any of these people ever said a word about the "South Park" DVD featuring an episode called "Red Hot Catholic Love," in which almost every Catholic priest and cardinal in the world favors having sex with altar boys because supposedly it's been enshrined in Vatican law? What about the "South Park" episode aired on television depicting a statue of the Virgin Mary with blood coming out her rectum?

[...]

The examples of anti-Christian, anti-Catholic bigotry in Hollywood are seemingly endless. Each and every one is uglier, more mean-spirited than anything Mel Gibson said. While Gibson's comments were those of a slobbering drunk, these anti-Catholic rants were not just deliberate, in most cases they were scripted. And while Gibson has apologized profusely, none of the people cited above has any intention of showing contrition because they have none...

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

also from HEO:

http://www.humanevents.com/adimages/stop_dating_liberals_120x24.jpg

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i do like the "and a little thing called democracy..." bit, like it's Casey Kasem talking or something

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone ever done anything profusely besides apologizing?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

You can sweat profusely.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm gunna start a thread featuring nothing but rightwinger website ads

http://www.humanevents.com/images/new/email_coll/sm_email_coll_hdr.gif

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, they look like they're forming their own weekly half-hour drama. "Coming to NBC this fall!"

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Law & Order: Christmas on Trial

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh here's a good one:

...One never knows how much or how little influence a father has on a son. Many people simply assume that Mel is the fruit of a poisoned tree. But how can we know that he doesn't simply suffer from an inferiority complex because, for all his millions, he knows that his dad fathered 11 kids while Mel conked out after a mere seven? Or perhaps carting around the name Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson for 50 years just got to be too much, and that night, on Pacific Coast Highway, he simply cracked under the strain.

[...]

In conclusion, let me simply say that I can forgive him his tacky behavior, and even the hateful things he said. He's just an actor, after all. He makes movies, not national policy.

Good to know that when somebody like..say, Jane Fonda, Harry Belafonte, or the Dixie Chicks dares utter anything against our Dear Leader(which the guy mentions). Oh yeah, and that it was a bad childhood wot is responsible for it.

kingfish i'm creeping deathhhh (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

tacky

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

"bull[bleep]"

=[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon244.jpg

from here: http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2006/08/tequila.html

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Jesus & Tequila"!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

guess, this was inevitible

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 August 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

Drew this cartoon on the fly for Mickey at Hipinion

Why does nobody ever draw cartoons for ILXists? :(

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 18 August 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Poor mel. This has really not been his year. First all this, and now he has blooze-in-law

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

If Mel ever wants to remake Road House starring himself, he has a Jeff Healey equivalent lined up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I like "Blue On Black"!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209955/67813.jpg

MEL GIBSON cheated on his pregnant mistress OKSANA GRIGORIEVA with a beautiful XXX-rated film producer - and the blonde hottie believes she caused the Mel and Oksana split!

Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson.

"Mel's breakup with Oksana doesn't surprise me at all," Violet tells The ENQUIRER in a blockbuster exclusive interview.

"Clearly, Mel can't commit to just one woman."

Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009.

Mel's attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet's story is "an absurd fabrication" but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel.

"Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

Oksana sure sounds a lot like Obama and Osama...

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

lol

la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

how do you cheat on your mistress...?

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

2 weeks ago:

Oksana Grigorieva Describes Sudden, Recent Split With Mel Gibson
04-20-10 08:07 AM

The unexpected news that Mel Gibson had split with the mother of his youngest child has been confirmed by Oksana Grigorieva, who appeared in front of cameras for the first time since breakup reports surfaced last week. During a press conference in Moscow on Monday to announce a charity concert, the Russian pianist told reporters, "I can tell you that we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/oksana-grigorieva-lingerie-photo.jpg

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

fwiw: ^^that's the jilted baby mama

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Oksana-Grigorieva-Refuses-to-Sign-Prenup-2.jpg

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

Motherfucker with some dark secrets.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

Asian girl knows our secrets

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

google is surprisingly vacant of any non-Mel results for Violet Kowal. not a very good porn producer imho.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

##last 2 pix are old news pix of mel and oksana, not sure why mr. velk is confusing the ox with new gal violet##

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

not confused, just educating myself re: oksana

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder if they talked about filmmaking ever.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

this is the other gal
http://kuvat2.iltasanomat.fi/iltasanomat/iDoc/2137484-400_violetkowal.jpg

velko, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

ugh, is this asshole dead yet?

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon244.jpg

My goodness, look at that.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

they don't look like mice

conrad, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/01/mel-gibsons-new-racist-ra_n_632602.html

Mel Gibson has reportedly exploded in another racially charged tirade, this time throwing around the N-word at his ex, Oksana Grigorieva.

His abusive and disgusting rant was caught on audio tape and includes a wish that the mother of his infant daughter be "raped by a pack of [N-words]," Radaronline.com reports.

Mel also calls Oksana a whore and a c**t while their baby screams in the background, according to Radar, which has listened to the tape. Mel's rep has not denied the tape's content.

Here are a few of his threats:

"You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

Here is a voicemail Mel allegedly left Oksana:

"This is my last message. I might be the father... Well, f** you... You psycho c***... Because I don't care. Do you understand me? I'm done."

Mel and Oksana are embroiled in a bitter custody dispute involving allegations that Mel abused Oksana and even knocked out her teeth. A source told Radar that Oksana made the recordings because she feared for her life and wanted to show how dangerous he was.

In 2006 Mel flew into an anti-semitic rage when stopped for DUI.

"F**king Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," he said before referring to a female cop as "Sugar Tits."

Cunga, Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

it's like he's trying to do to his real life what nic cage is doing to his career

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

"F**king Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," he said before referring to a female cop as "Sugar Tits."

Sugar Tits

haha

van smack, Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

Tom Cruise must thank Xenu every day for the existence of Gibson. By comparison, he looks pretty damned normal.

Phil D., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

not really

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2010/02/06/previews/Mel%20Gibson-PPF-008668.jpg

BEAROTAURDED (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

appalled this guy is still allowed to make movies tbh

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

What thetan level is Tom Cruise these days OT-17?

van smack, Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

"Hey there Sugar Tits"

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/573.jpg

van smack, Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

sick photobomb by a smoking Truman Capote there

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

so do you think this stuff is partly new to him, or hollywood just did one of its great long-term jobs of making sure nobody told the public a bankable star was a giant asshole? (or do we just have better celebrities-being-awful media these days?)

i mean, i always wonder about that -- you can't work on dozens of film sets without everyone knowing exactly how much of an asshole you are/aren't

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

I'd bet it's the latter

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

i think it's a case of him going further and further off the rails, and once his charm/aura/pr/whatever wasn't working anymore he really started to lose ir.

it would seem a lot to believe that he's always acted this badly but gotten awway with it. you'd hope.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

i'm surprised it took our culture this long to break through that and discover a workable market for this kind of information. you kind of have to hand it to the entertainment industry, hiding it for so long, and then deftly working out that it can actually profit from exposing it.

xpost - yeah, there is a bitter-old-crank vibe to him that was probably simmering a lot lower back in the day

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

also...alcoholism

i'm surprised it took our culture this long to break through that and discover a workable market for this kind of information. you kind of have to hand it to the entertainment industry, hiding it for so long, and then deftly working out that it can actually profit from exposing it.

yeah but don't those o.g. scandal rags like what james ellroy writes about date back to the 50s, and the national enquirer in the 80s and old school newspaper gossip columns and stuff

the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the hush hush mags were a 'thing' in hollywood way back

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

he said before referring to a female cop as "Sugar Tits."

i called someone "sugar tits" today. he deserved it tbh.

Pies and Whispers (get bent), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the hush hush mags were a 'thing' in hollywood way back

goes back WAY further than the 50s too. read Hollywood Babylon.

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

Fatty Arbuckle, never forget

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

the phrase "raped by a pack of [N-words]" makes me think he wanted her to be raped by words.

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

He should have just shown her the script to Signs

BOOM]!

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think "the entertainment industry" chose to hide something, then figured it could make money

"the entertainment industry isn't a unified, decision-making subject

there's always been a market for the inside scoop on celebrities but, you know, internet blah blah blah

hope melly gibs gets sacked from the shane black film he was lined up for

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

My dad used to tell me a story about how when he was a little boy his father, a Hollywood publicist, had mentioned that practically every working actress in Hollywood had posed naked at some point, or had something really shameful in her past that was kept hidden. So then my now worried dad asked "Even Barbara Eden?? Did she have to do anything bad?" and then my grandfather, trying to backpedal, said, "well...maybe she posed in a bikini at some point-- she's probably the sole exception." In telling the story my dad would convey the relief he experienced to know that Genie had not been comprised.

I guess the point is that this stuff ain't new.

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

the phrase "raped by a pack of [N-words]" makes me think he wanted her to be raped by words.

Getting raped by words is one of the most common fears for young women staying out late on Sesame Street.

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 July 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

The enemies of the Catholic Church do not favour spilling blood because the devil knows that the food of the church is the blood of martyrs. But they will go a long way in an undermining role if they can.

nakhchivan, Friday, 2 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

^ real talk

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

This would be a great line for Pacino in Scarface.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 July 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

Or the Abel Ferrara version of Three Little Pigs

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 2 July 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

well-played

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 July 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

He look like Morrissey in that starpulse pic.

thirdalternative, Friday, 2 July 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

MEL GIBSON ARRESTED FOR BEING A RACIST ASSHOLE

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are kind of naive, perhaps, about total assholery among showbiz stars? I'd say about 85%.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice?

I kind of love this line, I plan to use it again some day.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 2 July 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

sick photobomb by a smoking Truman Capote there

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 1, 2010 4:30 PM (3 hours ago)

i lol'd.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 July 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol i never heard the 'sugar tits' bit

goole, Friday, 2 July 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://picturepoetry.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/bert-ernie.jpg

"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are kind of naive, perhaps, about total assholery among showbiz stars? I'd say about 85%.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 1, 2010 6:46 PM (Yesterday)

is categorically untrue in my experience

ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

I've slept with at least 14 Oscar or Emmy winners (not counting Daytime Emmys), and they were mostly very nice

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

At point or another they loudly confirmed your OTMness?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 July 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

is morbs saying that 85% of showbiz stars are hardcore anti-semites and racists?

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

i really think a tiny drudge siren the size of a soulstrut graemlin could be potentially hilarious

itt put ‿‿ in the band name (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/assets_c/2010/07/GibsonChart-thumb-550x951.jpg

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 July 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin a this guy is a maniac

http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-09-explosive-the-first-tape-of-meltdowns-racist-rants-released

peel ya frap back (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

wow what a dick

I hope the crazy fundie types he's been hanging with defend him on this, there would be lols for that

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

it says a lot about my character that, right now at this second, I am madder about inadvertently clicking a Perez Hilton link than I am about Mel Gibson being a racist

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

not going to pz hilton at work, i'll take yall's word that this is mental

but yeah, mad schadenfreude at seeing hollywood's right wing poster boy being outed as a violent nutcase

goole, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

read "confirmed, again" for "outed" btw

goole, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

it says a lot about my character that, right now at this second, I am madder about inadvertently clicking a Perez Hilton link than I am about Mel Gibson being a racist

lol me too haha

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

What makes the most sad about this whole thing is that, in the end, this still won't have any effect on his career.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

sorry shakey rachel ray's site didn't have it up yet

peel ya frap back (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

that joke's so old last time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

no way retro chic!

peel ya frap back (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

What makes the most sad about this whole thing is that, in the end, this still won't have any effect on his career.

― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, July 9, 2010 10:28 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

really?? wait, has he had a career recently?

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

Edge of Darkness grossed $80 million

This board is a prison on planet bullshit in the galaxy of s (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

oh i hadn't even heard of that. ew who even wants to look at his face anymore?

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

he sounds like tim allen in this video imo

the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

tim allen on crack cocaine

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

I doubt Mel sounds like a 30yo Tim Allen

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

Edge of Darkness grossed $80 million

worldwide

the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

it's his latest blockbuster and it broke even, I think that counts as a career

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

like, that's more than you can say for Tom Cruise

Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

hollywood's right wing poster boy being outed as a violent nutcase

Wow, what a shock that those things are connected.

Phil D., Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

It seems Mel is a sick, unhappy person and I mostly just feel sorry for him.

Perez Hilton on the other hand is absolute scum.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

...can they get along in the suburbs?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

he sounds like tim allen in this video imo

lots of fun to imagine Buzz Lightyear doing the ranting.

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

Werner Herzog has to be calling, right?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

He DOES sound like Buzz Lightyear! To iniquity - and beyond!

moley, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

He DOES sound like Buzz Lightyear! To iniquity - and beyond!

― moley, Friday, July 9, 2010 8:32 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

YES -- this was so disquieting

the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

Meanwhile, in a much different context...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/b-side-stories/mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-d/

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 July 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)

Ari (Iam God) Emanuel has way to much power. Of course, so does his repulsive brother. They will castigate Mr. Gibson and praise the slaughter of innocent children in the captive East Bank by the Gestapo thugs of the Israeli army.

Comment by Jim Davies — Friday July 9, 2010 @ 4:27pm PDT REPLY TO THIS POST

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

For a second I was all "Well I figured the guy behind Garfield was some level of insane but still..."

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

nikki finke's comments boxes are super weird... i guess some people there really do work in hollywood, but the amount of arselicking is incredible, like scott rudin is going to be reading it thinking, hmm, smart guy, i'll hire him.

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

ari has dropped him: http://riskybusiness.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/07/09/wme-drops-mel-gibson/

caek, Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

nikki finke's comments boxes are super weird

Massive part of the appeal of the site!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder how all of these self-righteous liberals view the Hollywood blacklistings of the McCarthy era. Probably they think it was soooooo wrong.
Mel has made some big mistakes – we all have. It’s one thing when Kramer is doing a comedy show and he drops it, it is another when you are in a bitter messy custody battle with the one you love(d) and now realize she hates you, and realize you may not see your daughter reguarly. It is not an excuse, but there are circumstances – and it is not a crime.
How do we know that he wasn’t putting out a new Rap Album? The fact is, if it is ok for 1 American to say, it should be ok for all Americans to say. If you say no, are you not infringing upon their freedom of speech? What about if you say no you are a racist, prohibiting them doing something that is allowed for one group based on skin color. I tell you what, these people who scream and cry about slavery and the bigots who murdered blacks, the majority of them do not know or understand the terror associated with it. Heros like Harriet Tubman,George Washington Carver, Frederick Douglas, Marin Luther King Jr. – these are some of the greatest heros of America. It’s hard to find them constantly complaining about others keeping them down. They did not let anyone, black, white, red, yello, etc keep them down. They did what they did inspite of the horrible atrocities they had to face. More time was devoted to doing, than time devoted to ‘boo hooing’. Mr. King even said that he wanted to be judged on his character, not on the color of his skin – and he was referring specifically to achievements and accolades.
Its time for us to stop being so politically correct. No one knows what anyone means anymore. I don’t think that word should ever be used, make no mistake, I cringe everytime I hear it-regardless of skin color. But condeming someone, because of an emotionally charged rant that happened to be caught on tape(suspicious) is something worth reexamining. How do these self-righteous phobes view Roman Polanski? He raped and sodomized a 13 year old girl – and sees nothing wrong with it. Who cares if she wants the case to go away now – his crime was definitely directed to her, however he should have been punished to stop him from doing it again, which he had. This filthy pervert needs to be in jail for the rest of his life.
And before you say that I am racist, I am black and I grew up just outside of Kansas City Mo.

Comment by Kevin — Friday July 9, 2010 @ 4:43pm PDT REPLY TO THIS BOOMING POST

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

WOW. First commenter on that WME article trots out the "boys will be boys" defense in the first fucking sentence.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

No shit.

In his comment, Kevin uses the classics: the "freedom of speech" line, and conflating in-group and out-group talk, and then wraps it up by positioning himself as a token/authority. A+

The fact is, if it is ok for 1 American to say, it should be ok for all Americans to say. If you say no, are you not infringing upon their freedom of speech? What about if you say no you are a racist, prohibiting them doing something that is allowed for one group based on skin color.

...

And before you say that I am racist, I am black and I grew up just outside of Kansas City Mo.

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

How do we know that he wasn’t putting out a new Rap Album?

I mean, how DO we know that he isn't? Chilling, the man must be stopped.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

The capitalization is a nice touch.

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

I love how, if someone can say something without getting arrested for it (freedom of speech), then we are supposed to take that as a sign we should not be allowed to disapprove of it, nor to conclude that the speaker is a prime asshole.

No one knows what anyone means anymore.

Oh, come now, Kevin. We understood you, didn't we?

Aimless, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

And before you say that I am racist, I am black and I grew up just outside of Kansas City Mo.

If so, I believe the proper term is "apologist".

Aimless, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

I've a feeling the correct term is 'liar' tbh, but I'm only guessing

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

JUST outside of Kansas City Mo.

Super Cub, Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

sorry about that blog comment, i just really love mel gibson

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

What is the significance of Kansas City (or just outside of it)?

Aimless, it is my pet hate when people conflate "free speech" with First Amendment rights. When I say someone is a dumbass or even tell them to STFU, I am in no way violating that person's rights to free speech, and certainly not in a way that defies the First Amendment.

I read a lot of comments to internet articles....

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Sunday, 11 July 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

KCMO = 28% black, yo!

Super Cub, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

Whoopi: I don’t like what he did here, but I know Mel and I know he’s not a racist… He may be a bonehead… I have had a long friendship with Mel…

You can say he’s being a bonehead but I can’t sit and say that he’s a racist having spent time with him in my house with my kids. I can’t say it and so I really just need to say that. I don’t like what he’s done. Make no mistake…

Joy: Do you think he’s anti-semitic?

Whoopi: I think he’s an a**hole (covers mouth, audio is silent)

Joy: Somebody says to a police officer, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” That’s not anti-semitic?

Whoopi: Drunks say stupid stuff to people all the time because they’re drunk. They’re out of control. They are not thinking they are idiotic. That’s why I don’t like alcohol. I can’t say anything about that because I know what people are like when they’re drunk. This rant, I don’t think he’s drunk on this rant…

Joy: A lot of people drink and don’t say those things.

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

Whoopi: I don’t like what he did here, but I know Mel and I know he’s not a racist… He may be a bonehead

ted_danson_in_blackface.jpg

buzza, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

^^^otm

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

fucking christ that new tape

hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

this new tape is off the fucking rails

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

dope new melle mel tape

k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i got about minute and a half in

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Not sure which was more disturbing, the 45 seconds of that tape I was able to make it through or some of the choice comments below it:

I think before people rush to judge they should consider forgiveness. I've said racial slurs before. I've wanted to hit people before too. Have you? You don't need to be honest with me, just be honest with yourself.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

The seriousness of the abuse issue in the article is undercust JUST a little with links like "PHOTOS: Stars Who Have Battled Drinking Problems" in pink text every few lines

Don Homer (kingfish), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.tvals.org/Newsletters/whatwomenwant.jpg

buzza, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

this whole thing kinda makes me wonder what you have to do in Hollywood before you're essentially blackballed from the industry (and whether or not this will be it for Mel - my guess is probably not). Seems like they'll tolerate anything, more or less. I can only think of a handful of people who's careers have basically been ended by scandal - OJ, Jeffrey Jones.

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

like, you have to literally murder someone/rape a child and get convicted before they'll wash their hands of you

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

or be an old woman

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

When did this ranting happen? Is it very recent or is this some older stuff just now coming out?

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

or be an old woman

lol yeah sad but true

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

H'wood only allows 2 feisty grandma roles per year

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

i know i have many times threatened a mouthrape/arson sat nite but who hasnt think abt it apocalypto is an amazing movie

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus Christ. These new tapes make that first tape sound like they were made by a reasonable man on a bad day, by comparison.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

he's done this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-wxlavDQI&feature=related

buzza, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think it's that old, the kid is only 8 months and this happened at some point after the kid was born.

akm, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

damn mel gibson p gangsta

Lamp, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

As difficult as that is to listen to, I kept thinking that the fact that she had the good sense to get him on tape (and probably to leak the tapes) may have saved her life. I can't imagine anything sounding more like a murderous rage than that. And without the tapes, it would just be a bunch of he-said she-said bullshit that cops don't really take seriously.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

Are these grounds for prosecution? Like a charge of terroristic threatening?

Super Cub, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

He admitted to punching her in the face on the tape. That's not legal.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

That's not legal.

man i can never read/hear this phrase without hearing bobby brown in my head

hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

y-y-ya know it

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

ha i always hear it as walter sobchak

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

without oversharing let me just say that when he gets into the heavy breathing bit, it brings back some very unpleasant memories of some unpleasant years in my family when I was a kid

fuck this asshole forever

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the breathing shit is scary as fuck.

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder what disiningenuous fake-outrage that piece of shit Perez Hilton had to say about this today

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

This man sickens us!

In a new audio recording just released, Mel Gibson not only admits to beating on GF Oksana Grigorieva, but he also threatens to end her life…TWICE!

Such hate in a person's heart just shouldn't be tolerated! If this isn't enough to throw him in jail for awhile, we don't know what will!

Listen (below) to this explosive and revolting new evidence supporting the theory that this guy is the scum of the Earth.

Again, we warn you, this man has no boundaries. It's a very difficult listen. Very scary stuff.

P.S. He really sounds like a psychotic killer!!!! That man scares us!!!!!!! He TRULY is unbalanced and mentally unstable!

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

If this isn't enough to throw him in jail for awhile, we don't know what will!

this is kind of out of scale given what we're discussing, but, damn, u dum.

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

according to Perez Hilton, this recording is literally going to throw Mel Gibson in jail

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

not in the habit of reading mr. hilton, i thought he was more gawkery and less morony

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

he's an abject idiot; how do you think he got famous?

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

(sorry that was kind of acerbic but srsly Perez is the end of the world and must be stopped)

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

agree w Dan here, Perez is the worst

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

literally the worst

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

TRULY

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

enjoyed his coverage of castro's death tbh

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

i wish will.i.am could punch him every day

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha YES

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

what universe do people like perez hilton live in where when the cops get called to the house in a DV situation they want to arrest anybody, even if they arrive during the abuse? read the comments threads on these videos; whole lotta dudes are often very eager to say "hey, there's two sides to this story"

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

what universe do people like perez hilton live in where HE WAS LIKE ‘YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME.’ HE WAS IN MY FACE. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME AND SCARE ME,” HILTON SAID. “I WAS LIKE ‘I DON’T NEED TO RESPECT YOU. I DON’T RESPECT YOU AND I DID SAY THIS, AND I KNEW THAT IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING I COULD POSSIBLY SAY TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS ACTING THE WAY HE WAS. I SAID ‘YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON’T RESPECT YOU AND YOU’RE GAY AND STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT.’”

School Of 77 Balls (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

when we lock up Mel Gibson, let's send Perez with him

because we need them both to go away

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

they need to make a buddy cop movie

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

Gibson as the grizzly old vet who hates faggots, women, Jews and black people
Perez as the bumbling, flaming gay newbie

together they take down a ring of renegade coke-dealing Catholic priests

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

...all played by mel gibson via cgi

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

if by "make a buddy cop movie" you mean "be put into a man-szied garlic press", I agree

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

Sadly, California law will not allow as evidence a taped conversation unless both parties have consented to the taping. So this tape doesn't go to court.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not usually one to give praise to South Park, but it increasingly seems like their version of Mel Gibson is not all that divorced from reality.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

now that I've changed my stylesheet back from Naus's Pretty in Pink this thread is a lot less dissonant

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41C73JBYP1L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

not gonna listen to the recording but yeah,

fuck this asshole forever

peacocks, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

just listened to it, god, puke

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol his heavy breathing! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. his VOICE!!

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

honestly what is this guy on, or what happened to his head

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he sounds like a mentally disabled lion!

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

He's a violently abusive man. LOL!

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

ya wtf

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

...

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

am i supposed to feel remorse for laughing?

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

yes, yes you are

start remorsing

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

its ok to lol @ this mentally disabled lion, imo hes ridiculous and deserves to be mocked

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Just because he's ridiculous -- which OF COURSE HE IS, all abusive men are ridiculous -- doesn't mean he's not dangerous. For me, by the time he gets around to assuring her that he is capable of killing her and fertilizing roses with her, I kind of believe him. He would not be the first man in history to murder his wife or anything.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

plz don't insult lions that way

peacocks, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

edging in2 concern-troll territory a lil bit imo

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

concern-lion

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

his next film:

"A guy walks around with a puppet of a beaver on his hand and treats it like a living creature."

Directed by Jodie Foster

caek, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

concern-beaver

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

What Beavers Want

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

a common concern for us all

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

the breathing really is far more disturbing than funny

plax r (some dude), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

i mean... he just sounds like he's on drugs

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

he's on rageahol

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah i can see how him being on drugs makes it funnier that he wants to murder his wife

plax r (some dude), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really know what to say to you

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he sounds like a

http://www.whatcracksmeup.com/uploads/34725-1408505107m.jpg

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100709135745AAhNxTu

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

this would only be actually funny if it were jaleel white

goth (crüt), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

can't listen to it in canada ffs

young werther's originals (s1ocki), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

idk domestic violence, racism, homophobia, anti-semitism. this guy is the worlds fuckng worst, the only person who is probably a hundred times more awful irl than on south park.

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

s1ocks try this:

http://gawker.com/5584987/my-career-is-over-another-terrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online

the radar one doesn't seem to work ne where outside the US

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

this would only be actually funny if it were jaleel white

omg

otm

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

also this thing that abusers do where they try to make the victim feel like the culprit

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

whiney that picture is otm

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

idk this just makes me sad, esp. bc of how it shows that there really aren't repercussions for this kind of abuse, i mean social ones. Like it makes me think of all the women who when they do manage to stand up to their violent husbands boyfriends they just get ostracized by their friends, abusers family

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think there's anything wrong with laughing at how he sounds even if what that sound means is "this guy is dangerous"

honestly laughing at guys who've decided not to act like decent human beings is one of the healthiest responses there is to guys who've decided not to act like decent human beings

imo

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i know i didn't mean to be haughty but it really is just more creepy than funny to me

some dude, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

not disagreeing but i couldnt listen to this bc it just upset me

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

btw did he just completely lose his australian accent by spending enough time in hollywood playing americans?

some dude, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

can't listen to it in canada ffs

Domestic violence, duhh.

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

i love the whole "YOU DON'T KNOW BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY" because I can't imagine anything a human female could do to warrant that that type of abuse, outside of, like, cheating on him with Danny Glover on a toilet bomb

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

give him back his son already

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

btw did he just completely lose his australian accent by spending enough time in hollywood playing americans?

― some dude, Monday, July 12, 2010 10:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think so.

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

give him back his son already

― am0n, Monday, July 12, 2010 4:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

lol was waiting...

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

ugh how likely is it that he will never get a movie ever again

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not meaning to ostracize surm for laughing. I've laughed at some dark shit in my time, and at inappropriate moments. It's just confusing to me, because the whole thing makes me feel very bad in a lot of ways. It's a stomach-churning mix of frightening and sad and awful. I mean, it makes me feel bad, and I can't imagine ever listening to it again.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

if this story never advances beyond disturbing phonecall recordings, the odds aren't that bad imo

some dude, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

ugh how likely is it that he will never get a movie ever again

like I said upthread, I doubt this will derail his career for more than a picture or two

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

if that

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

i laugh at men like that bc they think they know the world, and clearly they know shit. obv he is hideous, and i hate him.

janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

he's only starred in one film since 2002 (not including 'the beaver')

his main shit is producing etc

i dunno, it's not like (the completely horrible) 'edge of darkness' burned down the box office (or blew it first am i right)

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

I also believe him when he says he has no friends. Ugh.

kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

in all honesty, "Edge of Darkness" only making $80M did more to damage his career than this

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

don't really understand how a film breaking even is damaging...?

but yeah dude's a director/producer these days

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

presumably investors want to make money, not just get it back after a while.

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Can we stop with the "HOW ARE YOU NOT MOVED BY THIS DISTURBING REAL TALK PHONE CALL" shit in this thread. The internet has videos of girls shitting out live baby eels, I think many of us are pretty desensitized to a lot of shit we see on the internet at this point.

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

it's super depressing that dude made enough money off of "Passion" to never need to work again

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

desensitization to wild shit people do to themselves is different.

xp

goole, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

i love the whole "YOU DON'T KNOW BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY"

yeah well as you might imagine very little makes me get (more) self-righteous faster than somebody telling me I don't know the other side of a story when the side I do know is "a guy beat up his wife and/or child"

THAT IS THE ONLY SIDE I NEED TO KNOW TO PASS JUDGEMENT, fuckin' dudes

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

whiney otm, this used to be such a nice thread until mel gibson left all these messages

caek, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

whiney is there anyone else's point that you'd like to summarize in all-caps while you're here

some dude, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ tempted to make that a board description

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

I'M FAMOUS BLOGGER SOME DUDE AND I AM THE VOICE OF REASON TO THE FUCKING VOICE OF REASON—DID YOU SEE MY AWESOME ZING???

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

whiney you're always the person complaining that ppl r getting way too riled up abt stuff like spousal abuse (lol its on the internet so its funny right?) but like, you know there's this video where you go red w/ anger over the impact of music blogging?

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

any woman that shits on a baby eel is no real woman IMO, so cowardly

hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, I'm as pissed/scared/annoyed as anyone at idiot scumbag Mel Gibson. I just don't think anyone needs to be giving surm a hard time

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

def rather listen to this than watch some chick shitting out a baby eel sry

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

whiney you're always the person complaining that ppl r getting way too riled up abt stuff like spousal abuse

^^^ better board description

goth (crüt), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

whiney

^^^ best board description

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

also, plax, meet me in the Chris Brown thread if you think that's true, fuckface

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

I just don't think anyone needs to be giving surm a hard time

― guy who gave cutty a hard time for lolling @ bus fight video, Monday, July 12, 2010 6:08 PM

am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

would rather listen to a baby eel threaten to shit out Mel Gibson on to the chest of a blogger

asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

argh

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

also, plax, meet me in the Chris Brown thread if you think that's true, fuckface

― i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, July 12, 2010 6:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cycle of abuse

ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

hey what u guys talkin about in here

o i see

never mind

max, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

ugh w/e im just pissed off abt a lot of stuff that dont have anything to do w/ this thread or ilx so like dont mind me

plax (ico), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

me too :(

i never promised you a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

yeah well as you might imagine very little makes me get (more) self-righteous faster than somebody telling me I don't know the other side of a story when the side I do know is "a guy beat up his wife and/or child"

THAT IS THE ONLY SIDE I NEED TO KNOW TO PASS JUDGEMENT, fuckin' dudes

<3 this.

wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

word

asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

I think many of us are pretty desensitized to a lot of shit we see on the internet at this point.

I dunno... I'm pretty entertained by celebrity meltdowns, but the recording is pretty hideous. Had to turn it off midway through.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

I am curious, I must admit, about what he means when he says she has a "dysfunctional cunt." Did he mean to use a be verb, or does her cunt do something that threatens his manliness?

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

vaginadentata.jpg

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think many of us are pretty desensitized to a lot of shit we see on the internet at this point.

Yes, let's not worry about spousal abuse and threats of murder because, y'know we're living in the internet age and frankly, that kind of stuff just doesn't cut it anymore.

Unfortunately when I turned the TV onto the Simpsons today, as I normally do, it happened to be the one where he's on it (by total coincidence, too). I couldn't watch it.

Here's hoping he gets totally blacklisted from the industry.

Frankly, I'd be happy if dude

Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

whoops, ignore that last line.

Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

Here's hoping he gets totally blacklisted from the industry.

As much as I agree with this, it'll sadly never happen. He'll probably disappear for a few years, then show up for a lauded comeback.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

didn't he already do that tho?

iatee, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

still lolling at the smoking Truman Capote photobomb...

henry s, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

xxp really? to be honest i just can't see him coming back

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

With all the shit he's bounced back from, dude's career seems bulletproof or something. Like I said, I'm not rooting for it, but I won't be surprised when this goes nowhere too.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

I just read this as a transcript, and that was hard enough to handle.

I think she's got apoint - he's unbalanced and he needs medication. This is not the reaction of a normal person even if they do feel spurned/used/whatever. This is a manic meltdown. I can only assume Mel feels like he's thrown away his whole previous life of longterm wife and kids, and now feels, obsessively, like she owes him something.

Uuughhhh.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

xxp really? to be honest i just can't see him coming back

yeah, I think he'll be radioactive after this. Hopefully the beaver movie will tank and studios will have a financial incentive to avoid him.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

xp The tone of his voice says as much if not more than his words. He wants to hurt her as badly as possible, and he wants her to feel that it's her fault when she does. Fucking good for her for not falling for this textbook tactic.

As for the "oh, lighten up guys" line of argument, maybe not everyone has spent time around an alcoholic who's in a trench and lashing out. It's one of the most frightening things in the world.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

Frankly, I'd just like to see him not alive, and I hope he hasn't amassed any real sort of Christian backing after making the Passion that will support him.

I might as well mention my almost obsessive abhorrence for Mel Gibson for some years now, thanks to the drunken anti-semitic stuff, combined with his making the Passion of the Christ (and from what I've heard, though I don't know if this is true, he, with his purported leanings toward Holocaust denial, was planning on making a movie about the Holocaust - the very thought of which crosses lines for me to an unimaginable degree. Apparently, I don't know if this is true either, but I heard his father was friends with notorious holocaust denier ernst zundel, too.)

Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

So none of you have been drunk and said shit you shouldn't have? She is probably a gold digging slut, example is the huge tits, who are they for? I also love how she was taping it and acting all nice....GTFO....don't we have laws againt that shit. Private conversation when he was drunk, I don't see an issue, I say nigger like 20 times a day in PRIVATE conversations.

Never change, internet commentators.

Cunga, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

They should make Lethal Weapon 5 now, but instead of giving Danny Glover any lines he just gives Mel Gibson a cold, dead stare the entire film.

Cunga, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

lol
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/repairing-relationships/201007/is-mel-gibson-misogynist-mirage-man

What the author is describing is real, but it's not finally Mel's problem, I don't think. Mel seems to be simply filled with hate for anything you could think of to be filled with hate for. He seems habitually hateful, rather as if the anger at being wronged somehow has become his very life force. This is bad. When he goes into the heavy-breathing bit on that tape, I can hear him re-enacting the scene in Lethal Weapon where he's being electrocuted.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

I'll never be able to watch a Mel Gibson movie again without thinking of this tape. All of his movies will suffer, except for Hamlet.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

And I mean that -- Zeferelli's Hamlet was, I think, cut to fit him. I never realized how sinister Hamlet was until I saw Mel play him. And he did a fine fucking job at playing the part of Hamlet that is a bit of a psychopath. Because that really is there in the text.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

I will continue to defend that movie, despite past and forthcoming opposition.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

"I am the melancholy Dane."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCWiAX7CYw

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

Hopefully the beaver movie will tank

the "beaver" "movie"??

Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

Joke from upthread.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

That's the kind of thing my friend would prank call me and ask for when I worked at a video store – something vague/stupid enough to be plausible & completely unbelievable at the same time. "So do you guys have the sad movie?"

Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

he's bipolar, correct? or at least he was claiming he was a few years ago. bipolar + alcoholic = big fucking mess.

akm, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

the huge tits, who are they for?
the huge tits, who are they for?
the huge tits, who are they for?
the huge tits, who are they for?
the huge tits, who are they for?
the huge tits, who are they for?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/07/in-case-you-were-wondering-mel-gibson-hates-gays-too.html

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

the huge tits, who are they for?

The 'fuckin magnets' of a new season, obv.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

Fire, dirt, air, wat-or
The huge tits, who are they for?

Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

he's bipolar, correct?

I'd have no trouble accepting that diagnosis, but if he thinks that's the bottom end of his problems...

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

did he hit his kid?

colnagl (cozen), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)

I am curious, I must admit, about what he means when he says she has a "dysfunctional cunt." Did he mean to use a be verb, or does her cunt do something that threatens his manliness?

― kenan, Tuesday, July 13, 2010 2:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

classic kenan

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

OK big lol at that username.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

Dudes, it's cool. Whoopi Goldberg says he's cool. He's not a racist. Let's just drop this.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

has she secured a restraining order against him yet? has he been arrested? either or both should happen quickly. those tapes are unpardonable.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 13 July 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

"He's not a racist-racist"

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

It was easy to put up with the three hour opera and carriage ride in the park when the evening culminated in fresh, sweet intimacy, but now the healing balm of love is dying.

ah, god bless the motherfucking onion psychology today.

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

And I mean that -- Zeferelli's Hamlet was, I think, cut to fit him. I never realized how sinister Hamlet was until I saw Mel play him. And he did a fine fucking job at playing the part of Hamlet that is a bit of a psychopath. Because that really is there in the text.

― kenan, Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so after hearing this tape my opinion of mel gibson has changed not at all except now i wish to see him play hamlet, super

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

Act III, scene iv of the Gibson version has left me with unpleasant memories.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

xp That's not what I meant and you know it. Bit of a tangent, that. Pbbbbth.

kenan, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

genuinely frightening this. reminds me of:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u46N89NjwG8/SxLmMbTuI4I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/HEr7cQhR6yA/s320/nil+by+mouth.jpg

piscesx, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

Christ he sounds like the lead singer in a death metal band. Only scary.

Jazzbo, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LvfCP.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

Sins

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

o boy

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

gibson bang up to date on catholic disciplining of the kids then

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

that is simultaneously funny and repellent

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

catholicism? right there with ya bro

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

lol that works too

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

wow, gave the tapes a listen, pretty intense! I guess the deal is that he wanted sex & she wouldn't give it, so he's super pissed off about that?

Euler, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

also, that hes an abusive racist

max, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, but in the second one it seems to be all about sex; and she's like "I'm waking up every two hours with the baby, wtf" and he's completely uninterested.

most parents will understand the dynamic & that makes it even more horrifying I gotta say.

Euler, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

he didn't knock 12 kids in ten years outta the last one by taking breaks in between, let's face it

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/xaqgj4.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

p3 o joy http://gawker.com/5585841/third-horrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

lolllllllll am0m

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

This jerk needs to go to jail.

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

I keep hoping all this pent-up rage will lead to a fatal heart attack.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

binge + car accident seems more likely, and more fitting

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

I keep hoping all this pent-up rage will lead to a fatal heart attack.

it did

unfortunately, that heart attack struck George Steinbrenner by accident

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol Joe - Dom P posted that signs pic on twitter and I wanted to repost so badly but thought people might not react too well.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

dan let me assure as a medical prfoessional that that is not at all how heart attacks work

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

PHEW

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

ha i got it from best beloved cankles fb aka shadow ilx xp

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

of course you did - ha

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

wonder what this guy is like on set/in the office/etc

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

drunk

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

obviously most people at work do not act as they do the middle of 'a domestic row', but still

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

charming and charismatic no doubt, this is @home mel were seeing

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

oh shoot i didn't know there was a 3rd rant, listening now

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BL1_pIRew

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

angry people never sound as awesome as theyd hope

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

honestly i cannot

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

Neil_Hamburger The Mel Gibson tape was meant for his agent: it's simply Mel's line reading for the proposed "Passion of the Christ 2: Malibu" less than a minute ago via web

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

i love when she says "are you insane? yes you are. we can hear that"

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

"You don't fucking count." I despise this fucking guy and need to stop listening to this, I have seen enough of abusive husbands talking to their wives like this for one lifetime. But then when she stands up for herself it makes me so happy because there is so much power in saying to an abusive person "you're wrong no matter how crazy & loud you get"

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

angry people never sound as awesome as theyd hope

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yea, obvi im not on the receiving end of it, but he sounds more pitiable than scary in the third one, and to her credit his ex sounds pretty composed throughout. he sounds kind of pathetic.

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't listened to any of them because I'm pretty sure they're not something I actually want to hear.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

kind of? xp

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't listened to any of them because I'm pretty sure they're not something I actually want to hear.

^^^ this

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

yea erica i don't think u want to

janice (surm), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/beaver-mel-gibson.jpg

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't listened to any of them because I'm pretty sure they're not something I actually want to hear.

yup

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

omg that pic

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

if we had avatars, that would be mine

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

omg

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

kind of? xp

― janice (surm), Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:10 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

kind of pathetic, but still menacing... coz he has actually hit her. but it doesn't sound like he's enjoying himself.

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.melgibsonmusic.com/images/CD-cover-250.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't listened to any of them because I'm pretty sure they're not something I actually want to hear.

Agreeing with that...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

running w/ hand puppet gopher lololo

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

maybe he was holding that puppet up to the phone thats why the crazy voice

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://mimg.ugo.com/201007/50961/mel-gibson-molesting-beavers.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

guilty lolz

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

baby that was just the the beaver talking you know that, ill never put him on my hand again, i promise

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

I don't want to hear the tape, I just want more ironic gifs plz

gordon lishification (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure this is all a viral campaign for his new film 'Fucking Money House'

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/07/500x_rantmoney.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

tempted to make "FUCKING CUNT MONEY HOUSE" into a display name

xp lol

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.someecards.com/2010/07/13/the-12-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-presented-by-kittens

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

Mel's career is toast, for anyone upthread still thinking he has a career. He'll probably still bankroll shitheaps no one will go see but eventually he will run out of money for pet projects. He looks all old and haggard too, he can't trade on handsome smiles and his status as the road warrior any more; and that's all he ever had going for him.

No one in America wants to see movies made by or starring a racist, wife-beating, shitheel who is vulgar to police officers. In his own words, he's getting too old for this shit.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

also, no one wants to go see movies about aging men obsessed with beaver puppets

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

Is this real?

Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think anyone will see the beaver film.

I think Gibson will eventually go to rehab, and then he'll appear on The View, and then he'll do Lethal Weapon 5 without Danny Glover.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

pretty tempted to register twitter.com/fakemelgibson

@Scotland: why do you guys get to say cunt all the time but when I do it suddenly I'm a psychopath? wtf

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

also, no one wants to go see movies about aging men obsessed with beaver puppets

― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh hem

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

hope melly gibs gets sacked from the shane black film he was lined up for

― j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Friday, July 2, 2010 12:55 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

kind of fucked up but this is my concern. looking forward to a new shane black film, but not one with this fuckin guy.

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/fakemelgibson

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

curses, foiled again

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/fakefakemelgibson

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

also, no one wants to go see movies about aging men obsessed with beaver puppets

― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:03 PM

eh hem

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:10 PM

srsly. gonna see this 10 times

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure dan would be repping hard for beaver puppet movie if mel gibson want worse than hitler

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

what a beave wants

am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/48824880.html

Clay Aiken is mysteriously silent in this View clip.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

wonder what it'ws like to be jodie foster right now.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure dan would be repping hard for beaver puppet movie if mel gibson want worse than hitler

not gonna deny the obvious

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ijbjDsye1qztjl3o1_500.jpg

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

S

Cunga, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

man the last minute of tape 3 is like O_O

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

Radar is peacemealing/leaking these voicemails for maximum effect ala Big Boi album tracks

Cunga, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

From a month back:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f2430531970b-450wi

"She said she was taping it, what a laugh!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

Those two look like they're about to rough him up, perpetuating the cycle of sodomy and verbal abuse.

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

Foster has defended Gibson in the past:
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Foster_Offers_Gibson_Her_Support/3539902

jaymc, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

I decided to make this GIF:

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9094/gibson.gif

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Including ze majestic moose.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know why mel gibson is running around with a beaver on his hand and i don't want to

some things are better left mysteries

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

Walter Black, a depressed toy manufacturer, loses his family and his business. But then Walter tries on a hand puppet — a chatty British rodent called ''The Beaver'' — and his personality is transformed. It's all good at first, but things turn ugly when the puppet won't let go.

caek, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

O_O

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

Here's hoping this is his own personal Day the Clown Cried

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

this script came top of the blacklist of hottest unproduced scripts in hollywood in 2008. the film was expected to be a pretty big deal. god knows what's going to happen to it now, but it has names attached and will not be allowed to disappear.

caek, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

Gibson can go suck eggs. That is all I have to say.

Aimless, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

everyone here deep down knows this beaver puppet movie is amazing

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

how amazing could it be that it couldn't be made more amazing by digitally replacing gibson with nicholas cage?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

the mind reels

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

replacing the beaver w/cage think abt it

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

~(0_0)~

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

replace lyfe with cage

max, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

dude lyfe is a cage when u think about it

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

this would be a cue for some photoshop heroics...

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol way ahead of u

http://i29.tinypic.com/1z64az9.jpg

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

bless

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

LOL

kkvgz, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

is that the president from 24 Season 7 in the background, two images up?

Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/china/learningenglish/specials/images/1639_bbc_kids_tv/4165255_basil_brush_2.jpg

The OG is not amused.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://storage.people.com/jpgs/19960506/19960506-750-90.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

Hahah "he is sexy because HES A BIT MAD!"

Gumbercules (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting timing.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/mad-max-actors-depraved-teen-abuse-20100714-10aup.html

Gumbercules (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)

he's not in the imdb credits

hazy cosmic jedi (abanana), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/eliroth/status/18487256866

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Skip to the :30 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtUpCZihfvU&NR=1

Darin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-ZMp6VUAs

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Fourth tape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCxwZ-mgs5A

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

just give cliffs notes pls

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Sample quote, apparently:

“I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

um

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

the part where he screams about his therapist gave me a flashback to that film he produced Paparazzi where the actor/star is told by his therapist to vent his frustrations in a journal. dude leaves the office and we see Mel Gibson waiting outside, covered in a pile of journals.

now would be a good time for HBO or somebody to put that movie in rotation again

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

from a imdb user-review of 1989's Mel Gibson's Unauthorized Video Diary - directed by the guy that did Paparazzi which was apparently HBO behind-the-scenes kinda thing on Lethal Weapon 2.

Mel touches on pampered celebrities when he finds a "Quitter"- a non-elastic sock. He *furiously* confronts an executive of Warner Bros.(knocking out the guy's secretary in the process), only to find Chevy Chase has one too. They are calmed by new socks and shoelaces. Also, after he admits to wearing a toupee, he cites that there can be industrial espionage to halt movie production. That fact is demonstrated by Dan Ackroyd, who throws a knife into Mel's leg. Funny sight gag. And, Mel and Joe Pesci re-enact the "hit me" scene from Raging Bull atop a building, but Joe was goaded into participating.

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

Skip to the :30 mark:

― Darin, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:58 AM

A+

am0n, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mel-gibson-arrested.jpg

kenan, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

u guys

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know what's more amazing, the graphics in that youtube clip, his obsession with being blown, or her calmness throughout

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

not to culturally stereotype or anything but i bet you dont get to be a top russian model without dealing with some abusive nutjobs

max, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

that lethal weapon 2 video diary in full

http://www.spike.com/video/mel-gibsons-video/2759770

the sock thing comes in about four minutes and HOLY SHIT

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

no like honestly she is so collected. i rly thought she was about to start laughing at him at one point.

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

"I deserve to be blown, before the motherfucking jacuzzi"

God of the prophets, You know I don't ask You for much, owing largely to my atheism, but please fucking smite this guy

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah everyone was ok with it when he was just hating jews but NOW

bnw, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

no like honestly she is so collected. i rly thought she was about to start laughing at him at one point.

― janice (surm), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:39 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well i mean...she may or may not have been that collected during arguments that she WASN'T taping, but you're not gonna raise your own voice on recordings that are meant to demonstrate how crazy the other person is.

my nickname on ILX is frapped up shawty (some dude), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

i mean she's kind of performing for the listening audience so much with the deadpan reactions i'm kinda surprised Mel didn't catch on

my nickname on ILX is frapped up shawty (some dude), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

RIGHT?!

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

well one thing this is exposing (lol "exposing") is that Mel Gibson is a pig-ignorant self-absorbed hate machine who is disdainful of everything around him that is not himself, so it's kind of not surprising that in his quest for an angry blowjob he completely ignored obvious danger signs from the person he was browbeating

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

While I'm unsympathetic to the overwhelming majority of Mel's complaints and ways of expressing them, I'm guessing if any of us were as rich as Mel and shacking up with a marginally talented pianist, we'd totally believe we deserved oral sex before the jacuzzi.

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

people who are used to getting yelled at by crazy people often come to the conclusion that just staying as monochromatically calm as possible is the best strategy, is another thing

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

i really can't believe that line

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

xp

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

that quote out of context is killing me because it seems like Mel is insisting his blowjob come before the jacuzzi's

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/articles/new-mel-gibson-tape-contains-the-hotly-anticipated,43116/

Cunga, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

LOL really i mean, who says stuff like that? xp

janice (surm), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

you sure as hell don't want the jacuzzi's sloppy seconds, trust Mel

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, j0hn, i realize that. but there's definitely another element to the recordings, like times when she's almost addressing future listeners.

my nickname on ILX is frapped up shawty (some dude), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

how dare you suggest that a woman having Mel Gibson's baby in 2010 could possibly be some kind of opportunist

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

waiting for someone to claim "quest for an angry blowjob" as a screenname

Darin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

he's obviously too rich to have been so since lethal weapon, but has he ever been institutionalized in his youth?
there's a different quality to these than the christian bale/alec baldwin tapes, which seem like they have some measure of control.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

well also the Alec Baldwin one, while wrong, was at least understandable from the standpoint of a dude in a nasty divorce/custody battle freaking out when one of his kids seemingly chooses the mom over him and the Christian Bale one was someone overreacting because someone ruined his work; there are understandable triggers behind the outbursts even though the outbursts themselves are indefensible

screaming at someone because they won't blow you before hopping in the hot tub is um yeah

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

how dare you suggest that a woman having Mel Gibson's baby in 2010 could possibly be some kind of opportunist

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lol -- to be clear though, i'm not even criticizing her, he did horrible things and big ups to her for making sure he wouldn't get away with it. but it is funny how she acts on the phonecalls.

my nickname on ILX is frapped up shawty (some dude), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

man this guy sucks so bad

verybooming post pavillion (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol -- to be clear though, i'm not even criticizing her, he did horrible things and big ups to her for making sure he wouldn't get away with it. but it is funny how she acts on the phonecalls.

I know what you mean. The dynamic reminds me of acting auditions where one of the people is just there to flatly feed the lines to the over-the-top auditioning actor.

Cunga, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

i almost wanted to challenge the idea that calling your young daughter an ungrateful pig is more understandable than calling your gold-diggy trophy babymama an ungrateful pig, but that's really splitting hairs

xpost yeah obv i agree her actions - however dubious - couldn't possibly justify his abuse, whether strictly verbal or physical as well. but you gotta wonder how these two found each other in the first place.

da croupier, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

wild speculation here, but, based on reading various creepshow web chatter over the years, i think it's a thing among right wing hater dudes to want to go after "foreign" women, since they are not brainwashed by US feminism, or something. eastern europe is seen as some kind of game preserve of hot women who keep their mouth shut.

ultimate worrier (goole), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

this line of thought, btw, becomes possibly the most lolsome, self-important line of thought ever conceived once you actually meet some Russian women

Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

Alec Baldwin and Christian Bale have anger problems and bad tempers; Mel Gibson is psychotic.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

this line of thought, btw, becomes possibly the most lolsome, self-important line of thought ever conceived once you actually meet some Russian women hot russian spies

verybooming post pavillion (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

hot women who keep their mouth shut. on constant fellatio stand-by, is what Mel wants

Cunga, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

i think it's a thing among right wing hater dudes to want to go after "foreign" women, since they are not brainwashed by US feminism, or something. eastern europe is seen as some kind of game preserve of hot women who keep their mouth shut.

I'm not sure if all this relates in any way to Mel Gibson, but this is definitely a thing in Finland too - some local chauvinist guys have said in interviews that they prefer Estonian or Russian or Thai women because they still know how to "look and act like proper women", unlike Finnish women who are apparently too assertive and "too much like men".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

there was a hilarious sickening article in harpers a while ago abt bride finding tour groups traveling to impoverished eastern european ballrooms to make small talk w/local females and maybe take them home - and yeah all the guys thought somewhere there was a type of women specially trained to not notice what spineless twits they were

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man yes, that was one bittersweet read.

Noise Pictorial Works Juvenile Fiction (Abbott), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

He deserves to be blown BEFORE the fucking jacuzzi.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

Comparatively tame, but here it is (cued to the interesting part)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZRfn2Rgqg#t=3m45s

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

oops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZRfn2Rgqg#t=3m45s

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Thursday, 15 July 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck. Anyway, go to 3:45.

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Thursday, 15 July 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much the stupidest way to answer that question ever

i did not know this douchebag had 8 kids

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

he calls himself "OctoMel" dontchaknow

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaPSlWimWs0

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

but what is this now about suspicions of the tapes being chopped and screwed? i guess they can't submit them in court if they have been?

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

From what I understand, they can't be admissible in court anyways because CA won't allow tapes that weren't known to be being made by both parties. These leaks are mostly a PR thing to get public opinion against him.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder if it's working

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

they are playing clips from these on the local radio stations here now as annoying joke station IDs. ugh.

peacocks, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

like honestly do u think he's left the house for the past wk? i was just joking to a friend like, what if u ran into him at a party? what would you say?

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

what's new?

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

he should launch into a roaring rant like he does on the phone. got to seize the moment.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

so apparently he hit the baby? jesus this is horrible

hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

Put him on Broadway in American Buffalo and let him go to town.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

and what is this shit with whoopi goldberg? something happened on the view or something, and she was like "he's not racist racist, he's a personal friend of mine"

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

sry if we already talked about this, i can't keep up

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah. I posted a video upthread somewhere.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/48824880.html

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

Reminiscent of Tony Soprano and Irina.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

um of course she's a gold-digger

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

why else would you get involved with a world-famously-bonkers insanely rich way-too-old-for-you asshole

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

(not that that excuses anything)

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Goes both ways, folks. No one made him leave his wife so he could sleep with much younger Eastern European women and impregnate them, and he's not married to the gold-digger so it's not like she's legally entitled to anything except what she can get courts to award her for having a baby.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Not sayin' she's a gold dibson.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

I have never understood Whoopi Goldberg, nor her appeal

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

there surely must be less bonkers quarry than mel, though?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

And personally I think that if she ever had to tolerate one minute of this rabid cruelty in person, she's entitled to whatever she wants. Of course she should have walked THEN, but....

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

i was just joking to a friend like, what if u ran into him at a party? what would you say?

I saw Michael Richards strolling around Santa Monica back in March. Even three years removed, when you see a dude like this in real life it's like he has the mark of Cain.

Cunga, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

so you stoned him

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

what if u ran into him at a party? what would you say?

I might go with the line Pee Wee used in his first public appearance after WankGate: "Heard any good jokes lately?"

kenan, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

A perfect moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnemWSibRIE

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

and what is this shit with whoopi goldberg? something happened on the view or something, and she was like "he's not racist racist, he's a personal friend of mine"

Whoopi:Mel / Gazza:Moaty

StanM, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

ex wife declares support for mel

janice (surm), Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

once again, whoopi goldberg showing us that she's not quite as wise as her star trek: tng character

original bgm, Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

or even her Homie Spumoni character.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

They seem happy.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239044481049_elonandtalulah.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

once again, whoopi goldberg showing us that she's not quite as wise as her star trek: tng character

Hahaha yes, when she blamed it on alcohol, all I could think of was the many things she must have seen in her years as space bartender, Guinan. And then I thought, in TNG she was actually slinging synthahol, which doesn't turn on any racism neurons, so where was she getting this from? And then I remembered that TNG isn't real, and that I am a nerd.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

And then I remembered that TNG isn't real, and that I am a nerd.

a phrase i have had to remind myself with way too many times over the years :-/

latebloomer, Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

now imagining Mel on the holodeck

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

"Hose it down, Number One."

"RED ALERT."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

the hell TNG isn't real; we have ipads now. end of cash-based economy around the corner, too.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ mel on the holodeck.

now imagining mel panting and yelling, "I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!"

original bgm, Friday, 16 July 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, Whoopi can eat a big bag of dicks. Alcohol doesn't replace a personality, it unleashes what was always there. Mel meant every word of that shit.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

i'm shocked that whoopi goldberg -- or anyone -- can defend gibson if they've heard those calls. if his wife/girlfriend hasn't secured a restraining order yet, she needs one. and, in any event, he should be arrested.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 16 July 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

They both have restraining orders against each other! (She got one against him first.)

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

yea dumb move whoopi, and i'm a fan

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

really? i must investigate the basis of his restraining order against her.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 16 July 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

maybe whoopi knows/isfamilywith worse people by comparison?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 July 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

maybe whoopi once told her boyfriend that if he kept dressing the way he did he would get raped by a pack of crackers, and so she understands

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

but what is this now about suspicions of the tapes being chopped and screwed?

?? you think his breathing sounds normal if played faster?

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

whoopi with literal bag of dicks on holodeck.
http://canvaspaint.org/8ad7.png

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 July 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

hey surm the correct terminology is box

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

the unhinged breathing sounds are psychotic. they're so over-the-top it sounds like they planned, for effect.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 16 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

like a haunted house

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

i just wonder how many tapes there are gonna be

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

That bag of dicks program looks like Ferengi malware to me.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

"Mel isnt racist racist".... didnt Whoopi once say something like "its not RAPE rape" as well? Or was that some other ditz?

Gumbercules (Trayce), Friday, 16 July 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

yep. she's a polanski apologist too.

original bgm, Friday, 16 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

That bag of dicks program looks like Ferengi malware to me.

lifelong suspicion that i'm a huge nerd confirmed by my irl lol at this.

original bgm, Friday, 16 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

"Mel isnt racist racist".... didnt Whoopi once say something like "its not RAPE rape" as well? Or was that some other ditz?

I remember she defended Mike Vick's dog-fighting on account of the "dog-fighting culture" being a reaction to white racism fwiw

Cunga, Friday, 16 July 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

You're only supposed to PLAY devil's advocate, not actually BE the devil's advocate. Whoopi got confused on that point.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

Alcohol doesn't replace a personality, it unleashes what was always there

no excuse for Mel, but this in vino veritas stuff isn't really true at all

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

I'm going to need some convincing on that count.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

Having said all KINDS of shit while drunk, I'd have to say it's a mix. Some of it you really mean but wouldn't ordinarily say, some of it's just idle thoughts taken to their illogical conclusion, some of it's grasping at straws. What is safe to say is that drunk people talk more and faster than they think.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

well WmC it's my understanding that alcohol acts on the prefrontal cortex, lowering inhibition, decreasing reflex times, impairing coordination, blurring vision, et al. all the behaviors a person undertakes while so impaired are of a piece, so to speak; you wouldn't say that the person has naturally poor reflexes, or that his blurred vision is his real vision that the alcohol's revealed the truth about, right? I mean, not for nothing has most everybody had the experience of going to bed with somebody they wouldn't, while sober, have gone to bed with. it's not that their true feelings came out when they were drunk; it's that the drink impaired their judgement. I do think a little drink can lower just enough inhibition to get you to tell secrets, to be a little more truthful. drunk people, though, aren't revealing the deep dark truths of their character; they're just drunk & talking shit, imo, and I think the physiology backs this idea up.

les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

they're just drunk & talking shit, imo

I still think that they have to dredge said shit up from somewhere within themselves, that drunkenness short-circuits their ability to invent that shit.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

basically i think kenan's post is the bottom line on this

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

In my experience, "mean drunks" are assholes, and genuinely nice people are not abusive when drunk.

Super Cub, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

I think it's pretty clear that these Mel Gibson calls are not just "drunk talk", whatever you think about alcohol's effect on folks.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Agreed, surm.

I still think that they have to dredge said shit up from somewhere within themselves, that drunkenness short-circuits their ability to invent that shit.

Revelations of things better hidden is ONE effect, but like Kenan said, I've said amazingly inaccurate things while drunk (or high) just because my brain was short circuited. Plus, everyone - every single one of us - has internalized awfulness that is there for the dredging.

It's just too pat to chalk it all up to booze or to being unrelatably bad person. xp

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

That said, I think Mel Gibson is an unrelatably bad person.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

what even is someones real personality

max, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

I also don't think Mel Gibson's personality is worthy of too much Cartesian analysis.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

"the complex of all the attributes--behavioral, temperamental, emotional and mental--that characterize a unique individual"

-the internet

xpost

Super Cub, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

And now, to equivocate: Kenan, I kind of agree with you on that point, too. He seems like he might be pretty openly awful, and booze (+ the illusion of privacy) makes the wheels fall off.

light to moderate twincest (Jesse), Friday, 16 July 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

Quite. It seems obvious, really. Dude's a fucking asshole to the bone.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

In my experience, "mean drunks" are assholes, and genuinely nice people are not abusive when drunk.

I see what you mean, but asshole/genuinely nice is a false binary.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes i get really irrational when i'm drunk. like this time i did karaoke and like sang my heart out, and then started to cry bc i felt like it wasn't good enough. my boyfriend was like, it's karaoke ...

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

mel is a fucking care bear when hes stoned

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

Mel can pitch a no-hitter on acid. True story.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

one time mel did dmt and wore up naked by the side of the road in mexico, no memory of what transpired

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

lolol you guys

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

he can recite 'twelfth night' perfectly when tweaking. backwards.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

mel just wants to dance

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

why wont you let him dance, you fucking cunt

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

i'm gonna go down there and burn your house down. but first i will paaaaaaaaar-té

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

im thinking start off with petron shots at my place, danny will bring the coke, go out around 1030/11, then later blowjobs and me burning the house down

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

SadFellas

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh oh oh and some pizza, i looooove pizza yo danny you like pizza man? yeah you do!

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

HEY EVERYONE DANNY LIKES PIZZA AAAAWWWWRIIIGHT

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

:D :D :D (> (> (>

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

bitch imma tear your scalp off and cum in the oh hey look at the shimmer effect on that lampshade wow

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

Worst Orb song title ever.

kenan, Friday, 16 July 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Jack Osbourne:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5nqmd7SR71qztjl3o1_500.jpg

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i dunno about that

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

a bit trite

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

kinda wish the entire Osborne clan would die in a fiery plane crash at this point

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

ha i felt the same about buddy holly and the big bopper when they wore that "free winona" t-shirt.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

it's like way to make a stupid inane statement asshole

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think the only statement he's making is how much of a jackass he is. TOPICAL BLOWJOB REFERENCE

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

misread that as Tropical Blowjob

thought that might be some chillwave band for a second

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Can't wait for their tape on the Soothing Bros microlabel.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 July 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

xxp yea i think so too but but at the same time ppl typically wear tshirts to like show enthusiasm for something so it's kind of a muddled signal, and it's also just unnecessarily unfunny

janice (surm), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

I also don't like the use of space in the shirt design.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

also Jack Osborne is a fat ugly talentless loser

Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

I think this is the closest thing to consensus in the history of ILX.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

Next in t-shirt series: "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

somewhere vincent gallo has his paypal acct ready...

Philip Nunez, Friday, 16 July 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

has jack osborne regained his weight?

kim jong-ill (cozen), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

In his face.

kkvgz, Friday, 16 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm, enjoyed this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHTYMbIbHs

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

yeah see i'm having trouble finding any viral content spinning off from this even remotely funny

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 July 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

Totally understandable! I am a lousy person.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

tmz

The judge in the Oksana Grigorieva/Mel Gibson custody war does not believe that Mel poses any danger to his daughter ... sources tell TMZ.

Sources connected with the case say Robyn Gibson's declaration was "powerful evidence" in yesterday's hearing. TMZ broke the story ... Robyn swore under oath Mel never physically abused her or their kids in the 28 years she was married to him ... and we're told it had an impact on Judge Scott Gordon.

Before becoming a judge, Gordon was a prosecutor in the L.A. County D.A.'s Office, specializing in domestic violence. The D.V. Unit has a mantra ... a man who commits domestic violence against one woman does it to everyone he's involved with. We're told Robyn's declaration resonated in the courtroom.

Sources say in the end, Judge Gordon felt Mel posed no danger to his daughter and allowed the status quo to stand. So Gibson continues to have visitation rights with baby Lucia as well as one overnight a week.

janice (surm), Saturday, 17 July 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Fucking hellfire.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 17 July 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PudtJhl5ipc

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 22 July 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

I listened to that about ten times the other day. The parts where his voice keeps drifting in and out of the distortion are hypnotic.

turtles all the way down (mh), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

Picks up at ~ 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guU7EGkl98g

Jesse, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Crashed Maserati in Malibu. Alcohol not involved. "Extremely cooperative." "A gentleman." All is forgiven.

total satan attitude (kkvgz), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)

well then

we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

what even is someones real personality

― max, Friday, July 16, 2010 5:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

^^^ can this be something because it feels IMPORTANT

we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

TROPICAL BLOWJOB REFERENCE

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

haha

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/mel%203.jpg

van smack, Monday, 6 September 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Huh.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

bleurgh

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

It worked with Mike Tyson in "The Hangover." But can director Todd Phillips make a celebrity cameo uncomfortably funny with a much more, er, complicated figure?

I think the answer would be having Mel not play himself and likely be filmed in scenes that could be easily excised if necessary.

da croupier, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Love how that piece dances around why Mel is arguably more "complicated," in that Tyson actually served a jail sentence for his crimes.

da croupier, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

why are people giving this guy work

the first Asian legislator in our Nevada State Assembly (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, dude was so awful in Edge Of Darkness. With so many aging '80s stars trying to stay hip I don't see any reason to bother with somebody so toxic.

da croupier, Monday, 18 October 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

not sure mel gibson is "a much more, er, complicated figure" than mike tyson

george pimpton (s1ocki), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

oh da croupier got there first

george pimpton (s1ocki), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

Oh so surprising.

"I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew," Phillips said.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

"The Jewish cast and crew, who people who really run Todd Phillips movies, they would have none of it" - Rick Sanchez

Cunga, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

wonder if this is what zach galifinaks was hinting at when he said he was in 'deep protest'

phillips's job is pointing the camera at the talent; i could have done without tyson in the first film

incredible zing banned (history mayne), Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

Clearly, Gibson has been his own worst enemy, but as a director of films like Braveheart, The Passion of the Christ and Apocalypto, there are few better.

caek, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

Better at what?

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

Eviscerating extras.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

wow those comments are making me re-evaluate the life choices that led to me enjoying The Hangover

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Friday, 22 October 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

'The Beaver' the quirky dramatic comedy that stars Gibson as a man who counts a beaver puppet as his best friend.

role he was born to play imo.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/1mel/01.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.expirationchug.com/wp-content/gallery/1mel/02.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

kinda disgusted that anyone who'd tolerate working with tyson would raise a stink about gibson

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

how disgusting, to tolerate one thing and not another thing

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://theeverlasting.free.fr/images/pochettes/If_You_Tolerate_This_Your_Children_Will_Be_Next.jpg

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

yes, because everything's equivalent. rape and drunken insults, take your pick. it's a matter of taste, really.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

not trying to start shit, i just get steamed is all

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

you do remember that Mel is also accused of knocking his wife's teeth out, right

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

tyson would never do that!

am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

Tyson did time. Gibson has not.

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

gimme back my son!

am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, totally, he's an asshole at the very least. but the accused vs. convicted thing looms large for me. and, yeah, there you do get into gray areas, cuz conviction doesn't necessarily mean shit...

still, giving tyson a pass while making a stink about mel sticks in my craw. not that mel deserves a pass, mind.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

that went to HD

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

If I had to choose between spending time with an ex-con and a guy everyone hates to be around I would probably choose the ex-con.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

question is who deserves to get blown before the jacuzzi?

ledge party (ledge), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

does ex-con have beaver puppet on his hand tho Y/N

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

if i had to choose between spending time with a rapist and a racist i would not be happy

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

you'd be a movie star

candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

okay, so maybe i would be happy

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

but i wouldn't be happy happy

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

If Mike Tyson was like a whirlwind of rapery maybe I would reconsider my stance.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

whirlwind of rapery

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

whirlwind of rapegaze

crüt (markers) (zorn_bond.mp3) (HI DERE) (forksclovetofu) (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

rapery wit

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

dicks whipping all over the place

very dangerous

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

jackass3d was great, just sayin.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

*you* go first (sallah voice)

xpost

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

A teaser poster appears:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/TNMYIudoXnI/AAAAAAABaJM/1tCHTLyxs5g/s1600/1104+mg.jpg

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

prescription puppet, please stop being an abusive, misogynist, anti-semitic jackass.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 November 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/puddleglumm/beaver.jpg

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

it's about time semites stopped picking on mel gibson

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

i am ashamed.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 November 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

And a trailer.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/summit/thebeaver/

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

Winona Ryder, featured in the latest issue of GQ, talks about her long past in Hollywood -- and her horrifying run-in with Mel Gibson. She claims that she knew of the star's alleged intolerance far before anyone else.

"I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk," she recalls to the magazine. I was with my friend, who's gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it.

"I'd never heard that before," Ryder continues. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"

buzza, Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

o_O

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

had no idea Winona Ryder is Jewish

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

really?

her real name is Winona Horowitz iirc

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol

I had a hard enough time keeping track of which indie rocker she was banging

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

had no idea that was her real name

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs413.snc4/47593_625128590185_5402769_35063027_2144419_n.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

Feel like every year Hollywood sinks to an impressive new low. Perhaps it is Summit Entertainment's good fortune that Gibson's hate speech is drawing some attention away from the fact that $20 million dollars was budgeted for a film about a man who talks to his family through a puppet.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

Is that really what the beaver puppet movie is about?

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

the beaver's supposedly pretty good

xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

I can't watch the trailer at work. ;_;

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhoYyP1Ct6U

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

Dammit now I a) want to see this and b) want a prescription puppet.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

I am never going to see Mel Gibson's "Beaver"

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a277/Jay-Ryan/cosmic_cow.jpg

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

(also lol at disapproving dog)

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

Don't you bring Too Close to Comfort into this.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

in many ways I find it amazing that that was a hit show

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

this guy's career isn't gonna be over until he's dead, is it

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

WAIT, MONROE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOYFRIEND OF ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS?????

LIKE HOW WAS THAT EVEN REMOTELY PLAUSIBLE

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

considering how this dude was basically the biggest star on the planet for a few years there, i'd say it's relatively over.

omar little, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

See also

http://tvseriesfinale.com/assets/soap48a.jpg

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe it's a spinoff from the Caddyshack movies? Intermittently throughout the past few decades, Mel has been under the delusion that he's a gopher on coutry club golf course, causing hi-jinx via his awesome puppet skillz...

Now his tale can be told.

R Baez, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

OK that dog is killing me.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol dan I don't know! I don't really remember the nitty gritty details but am pretty certain that there's no way JJB could have ever played straight convincingly.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

x-post? right? The dog is perfect.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

considering how this dude was basically the biggest star on the planet for a few years there, i'd say it's relatively over.

$20 MILLION DOLLARS to make this piece of shit

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

ugh he makes me so fucking angry

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

I remember at that time not really having a concept of what "gay" meant but being pretty sure Monroe was in love with Ted Knight's character.

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

he didnt make 20 million dollars for the beaver, the movie's budget was 20 mil

xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

the screenplay for the beaver was the subject of an insane bidding war a couple of years ago. premise is weird but apparently it's very four quadrants. obviously with mel they lose the jewish and women's quadrants though.

caek, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

maybe the furry quadrant can cover that

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

lol

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Who wants to GIS "furry beaver?"

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

I'm at work, don't think it's a good idea.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

quirky small movie with cobbled together financing doesnt sound very four quadrants to me, and you're not bringing kids in with your dark meditation on the nature of depression starring a washed up old guy... it was probably a hot script because people thought it was good

xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

my point was that he's still making movies that cost tens of millions of dollars, instead of starring in Mansquito on the sci-fi channel

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

like this is a major studio release, from Academy Award Winners, with a big budget and advertising and a "serious family movie" vibe. he shouldn't even be let on a fucking studio lot imho.

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

He was already making the movie when the tapes came out if I recall correctly. The real test will be how long until he makes another one.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Dig the emo poster:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/The_Beaver_Poster.jpg

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

This is going to be surprisingly awesome. Just watch.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

I think I'm going to pass on giving money to Mel Gibson.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

misread that as "I think I'm going to piss on Mel Gibson"

from the lowly milligeir to the mighty gigahongro (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

I might!

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

WAIT, MONROE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOYFRIEND OF ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS?????

LIKE HOW WAS THAT EVEN REMOTELY PLAUSIBLE

― Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Thursday, December 16, 2010

considering how this dude was basically the biggest star on the planet for a few years there, i'd say it's relatively over.

― omar little, Thursday, December 16, 2010 1:15 PM

I seriously thought Omar was referring to Jim J Bullock for a minute.

THX THO... (Nicole), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

Too soon. They should have released this posthumously - to ride the crest of the wave of mixed feelings.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"

p sure the entire world knew Gibson was homophobic 15 years ago

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

Funny how Gibson has crossed the line so far that no one even talks about his crazy dad anymore. Like father ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

I seriously thought Omar was referring to Jim J Bullock for a minute.

I would want to live in that world. For Jim J Bullock's star turn in Braveheart alone. (And his Apocalypto.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

Hope Mel Gibson makes movies 'til he's dead, tbh.

Kerm, Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

i will watch this movie

☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

This looks watchable and Mel has always been a twat,since the shane black classic lethal weapon,at least.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 16 December 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

sry for the celeb tv bs, but I could not find a str8 clip of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIv8FFgpcKs

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Sunday, 16 January 2011 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Actor-director Mel Gibson avoided the prying cameras of the paparazzi by going to the El Segundo Police Department at night to be fingerprinted and booked in connection with his misdemeanor battery conviction.

Gibson arrived at the station about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday and was released a half-hour later.

A booking record lists Gibson as 5-feet-10 and 190 pounds.

His fingerprinting was required after he pleaded no contest Friday to the misdemeanor, related to a struggle last year with his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

He was sentenced to three years of probation.

Gibson was ordered to complete a one-year domestic-violence counseling program and separate mental health counseling.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef014e5fedb881970c-200wi

buzza, Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

why is Jodi Foster so into him? it's baffling.

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

I mean was making Maverick really THAT AWESOME for her

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

what's baffling about it. have you never had a ~complicated~ friend?

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

she's like "don't shoot any presidents for me and we're cool"

some dude, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah, your tolerance for crazy has to be irrevocably after someone attempts an assassination in your name

also she's Ivy League and therefore crazy

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

Also those hair-raising adventures at Candleshoe Manor were enough to make anyone a little eccentric...

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

they just seem like an odd pairing to me. I guess they both come off as really high strung.

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

Actor-director Mel Gibson avoided the prying cameras of the paparazzi by going to the El Segundo Police Department at night to be fingerprinted .... Gibson arrived at the station about 9:30 p.m.

Going in at 9.30pm? Paparazzi are heaps lazy. It's not like he tunnelled up into the police station from underground.

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

So I have an invite to a free advance screening of The Beaver tonight. Will report back...

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/05/17/0517-mel-gibson-cannes-x17-credit-1.jpg

Filed under: Mel Gibson, Beauty, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies

buzza, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Lethal Manboob

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

total gay-porn-trading-card pose there, I must sayt

underrated earl sweatshirt fans i have boned (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.deadline.com/2011/05/cannes-standing-ovation-for-mel-gibson-and-the-beaver/

The Cannes Film Festival premiere of the Jodie Foster-directed The Beaver just ended, and I'm told that there was a 10-minute standing ovation for the film and its star, Mel Gibson. Gibson missed the press conference earlier today but flew in just in time to support Foster and the film at the premiere. At that press conference, Foster said she made the film with a European sensibility and expected the crowd to be receptive. The film hasn't performed well in the U.S.

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

[european anti-semitism joke]

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

[european beaver joke]

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

stay classy France

underrated earl sweatshirt fans i have boned (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

they may hate Muslims and defend rapists but hey at least they still recognize quality filmmaking amirite

underrated earl sweatshirt fans i have boned (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

'get the gringo' is a surprisingly solid flick, but probs only of interest to me and hungry4ass and veggiegirl and dayo. way too sentimental to be as great as it could have been, and it's begging for a version minus the voiceover narration, but it's entertaining and gibson is in prime asshole form. his role is kinda equal parts 'payback' and 'lethal weapon'.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 4 January 2015 03:03 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

Where are we talking about the new Mel Gibson dark comedy "Fatman", where Gibson plays a grizzly Santa Clause trying outwit an assassin (played by Boyd Crowder) hired a by a kid (alt-right Ben Shapiro) who got coal in his stocking?

― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, October 8, 2020 5:27 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don't know what demented mind came up with this, but I like it! https://t.co/v39PYw7QSe

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 8, 2020

The dumbest timeline.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:24 (five years ago)

too big to cancel: the Mel Gibson story

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

I can't even tell what tone they're going for. Is it meant to be like Bad Santa? Or Grand Torino?

trishyb, Friday, 9 October 2020 10:43 (five years ago)

Thinly-veiled "comedy" of grievance?

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Friday, 9 October 2020 11:45 (five years ago)

four years pass...

Here he is

Mel Gibson, a famous actor, director and producer, arrived today at the Holy Serbian Monastery of Hilandar, where he will stay for the next few days. Here he is with The abbot Metodije and Father Milutin. pic.twitter.com/WaZvoGZV1t

— Miodrag (@MIL0SEVIC) June 27, 2025

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Saturday, 5 July 2025 11:59 (eleven months ago)

metod acting

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 July 2025 12:09 (eleven months ago)

looks like he's going to get a jolly good rogering as soon as he falls asleep

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 5 July 2025 12:16 (eleven months ago)

a famous actor, director and producer

doesn't ring a bell

nashwan, Saturday, 5 July 2025 12:30 (eleven months ago)

thank you for posting this, Mio...drag

StanM, Saturday, 5 July 2025 12:41 (eleven months ago)

Has he gone Orthodox in protest at Catholicism going woke?

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 July 2025 12:42 (eleven months ago)

Has he gone Orthodox in protest at Catholicism going woke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Cy3uUAoyU

He clarifies here, although Father Milutin doesn't look entirely convinced

Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Saturday, 5 July 2025 13:04 (eleven months ago)

is he RFJ Jr.'s stunt double

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 July 2025 13:07 (eleven months ago)

Thought bubble over Father Milutin's head: "Christ! This stupid story just won't end."

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 July 2025 15:46 (eleven months ago)


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