Probably doesn't know about Myspace yet: U.S. Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL)

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dude resigned today w/ one month to go before his previously assumed re-election, all due to a few little emails where he cruised an underage page.

According to the CREW posting, the boy e-mailed a colleague in Alexander's office about Foley's e-mails, saying, "This freaked me out." On the request for a photo, the boy repeated the word "sick" 13 times.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

was a matter of time

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

so, we have at least 4 house republicans either out of office or in jail now, right?

-Ney (jail)
-Dukester (jail)
-Delay (indicted, will hope ta God go to jail)
-Foley (quit, will probly get investigated)

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well, will probably get investigated for flirting with a minor and a subordinate, which is inappropriate and unbecoming in terms of a workplace (his workplace especially), but not quite illegal.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

There's been rumors about Foley's sexuality for years, so this is no surprise.

Jonah Goldberg: I have no worthwhile instapunditry. But, I think if the allegations are true this is just one more reason to add to the phonebook-sized list of reasons why grown men shouldn't mess around with underage boys. It goes some considerable distance after, "it's gross" and a good bit before "it takes time away from yard work."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S GOLDBERG GOLD!

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

jonah goldberg, taker of bold stands

xpost

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose there's a pretty good possibility -- given his quick step-down and the reference to the other page -- that there's something more explicit than "eww why are you striking up personal relationships with teenaged pages" lurking out there for an investigation to turn up.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

He said Foley asked for his e-mail when the boy gave him a thank you card. The boy also said Foley wrote that he e-mailed another page.

"he's such a nice guy," Foley wrote about the other boy. "acts much older than his age...and hes in really great shape...i am just finished riding my bike on a 25 mile journey now heading to the gym...whats school like for you this year?"

In other e-mails, Foley wrote, "I am back in Florida now...its nice here...been raining today...it sounds like you will have some fun over the next few weeks...how old are you now?" and "how are you weathering the hurricane...are you safe...send me an email pic of you as well."

What the boy wrote to Foley, who is single, wasn't available. The e-mails were sent from Foley's personal account, which Foley spokesman Jason Kello says he uses to communicate with many people, including Gov. Jeb Bush.

"They have taken these e-mails out of context in order to smear a good man," said Kello, who described the exchange as "nonchalant, casual." He said Foley didn't save his e-mails or the boy's response.

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Foley, who is single

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

apparently he had some pretty explicit aim chats (username: maf54), abc's got a hold of them.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

The biggest grossest ewwy tip-off in there is "he's in really great shape" -- plus followed by some lame-ass fake-casual suggestions that, you know, "hey, I work out and stuff."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

>apparently he had some pretty explicit aim chats (username:
>maf54), abc's got a hold of them.

did they find their dignity yet?

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

if only he'd been trolling for mormon hitler youth huh squirrel police? you'd've been ready to pucker up and serve god.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, what's that line? the one about how the only thing that would kick a sure winner out of office is a dead girl or a live boy?

xpost: shut up or you get moogles after your posts

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

There's been rumors about Foley's sexuality for years, so this is no surprise.

uh, what?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

gabbneb, this is probably a stretch, but the poster you quoted probably is referring to rumors going around for years that this dude likes other littler dudes. Just a thought.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, jeez.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

i had not thought of that.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, RedState commenters, you amuse me so.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

More GOP fun:

John Podhoretz: Take a Break from Foley and watch this powerfully moving trailer for a new movie called Home of the Brave about American soldiers in Iraq and afterwards.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

You deserve a break today.

http://www.calpots.com/sp_exhibits/political_poster/reagan.gif

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i am just finished riding my bike on a 25 mile journey now heading to the gym

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

how old are you now?

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

send me a pic

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

i think it was edwin edwards' line in the race against duke about the only thing that could cost him the race is if he was caught with a dead girl or a live boy. he also had bumper stickers that said 'better the lizard than the wizard' and 'vote for the crook. it's important.' louisiana politics. he's in prison now. duke's a commentator/pundit for al jazeera and various mideastern papers sharing expertise on how the jews run america, 9/11 was a hoax, etc. squirrel police can probably give you more details on that though.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I really don't know how you can bear to spend as much time as you do lurking around every major conservative message board!

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

duke's a commentator/pundit for al jazeera and various mideastern papers sharing expertise on how the jews run america, 9/11 was a hoax, etc.

Shut up!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

the fox guarding the hen house

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Packwood was a leader on womens' rights

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I really don't know how you can bear to spend as much time as you do lurking around every major conservative message board!

The aliens amuse me. (They horrify me as well but they amuse me, 'cause I have to laugh to keep from crying.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I read that National Review blog all the time. Drives me nuts.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

gear,

sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

(what type of pic do u want?)

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

UH

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

So just to investigate the obvious here: this weird habit members of Congress have where, when it comes time to try and pick someone up, they immediately home in on the nearest lowly subordinate or intern or page or whatever -- is that just a matter of their expecting people on the inside not to talk about it afterward? It's not just that they work that much: is there some level of pomposity involved in it (come to me, my admiring underlings), or is it really just that they can't have anyone see them buying people drinks at a bar?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/82/dudley-molested.jpg
Rep. Gordon Jump (W)-OH, unavailable for comment.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

that they work that much: is there some level of pomposity involved in it (come to me, my admiring underlings)

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco i think a big factor too is they just don't have the time to devote to looking elsewhere for their strange. same reason some people bring lunch to work, etc.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I always figured that, Blount, but they manage to spend a hell of a lot of time outside Washington! But yeah, I assume their in-Washington time is scheduled to death and surrounded by nothing but the inside.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.airodyssey.net/graph/airplane-joeyoveurlarge.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

lk beat me to it.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Wu Tang (and Mark Foley) is for the children.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: shut up or you get moogles after your posts

oh yeah, and this was not directed at blount, obv

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

q: what did the Library of Congress tell Mark Foley?

a: don't bend the pages over!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/images/WNT/02-02-03b.pdf

Jeff LeVine (Jeff LeVine), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

ohh he's so pwned

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Maf54: um
Maf54: love to slip them off of you
XXXXXX: haha
Maf54: and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54: grab

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:02 PM): back
Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:54 PM): no no
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

OMMFG OMMFG OMMFG OMMFG

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

No falafel, no credibility

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Haha what a dope.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.agapepress.org/PhotoArchives/PhotoFiles/LoRes/MFoley_LoRes.jpg

You like to watch, don't you

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dccc.org/stakeholder/archives/foleyscreenshot.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

suffice it to say, the guys at Wonkette are having not a little bit of fun with all this:

http://www.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/09/FoleyKids2.JPG

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish the answer to yr question here lies in yr last post

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

wow, i hadn't realized that one. Thanks.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

didn't know this: until today, our honorable gentleman was Co-Chair of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

some TownHall.com genius from some weeks back:

Liberals love pedophiles, because they must do so to keep their own belief system intact.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

o that's bullshit - liberals love pedophiles cuz they always know where the best parties are

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

and just maybe they've known about this for almost a year?

_Rep. John Shimkus, R-Ill., chairman of the Page Board that oversees the congressional work-study program for high schoolers, said he did investigate but Foley falsely assured him he was only mentoring the boy. Pages are high school students who attend classes under congressional supervision and work as messengers.

_The spokesman for Speaker Dennis Hastert, Ron Bonjean, said the top House Republican had not known about the allegations. Shimkus said he learned about them in late 2005...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 30 September 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

reading the aim chat logs i have come to four conclusions

1) cyber sex is really dull
2) the kids know this guy is a creep, and that he was outed by said kid, gives me hope fo the future of america
3) JUST COME OUT ALREADY, nothing is secret anymore, nothing can be kept discreet, so put yr shit on the line, first thing
4) they have known he was a fag for almost a decade, and this is out now, for a variety of reasons, and well that said, im looking forward to 2006, as sheer entertainment, the US has given up its soul, and well i like the way the flames flicker

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncategorized/mark_foley_email3_nr.jpg

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

abc made a image macro about it!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/09/malkinmanz.jpg+http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncategorized/mark_foley_email3_nr.jpg

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

He may also be a criminal, thanks to laws he got passed to expand the definitions of child sex offenses using the internet

roffleing so hard dudez

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/001643.php

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

ae otm 1-3, 4 is sorta purple tho

it's gonna take about six more of these scandals in the next month to get a Dem house again

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

1) cyber sex is really dull

lets cyberfuck

and what (ooo), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction."

Foley on Clinton.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

do you think he misspells "you're" and "too" to earn the kids' respect?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

More likely one-handed typing = no shift key usage.

nickn (nickn), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

lets cyberfuck is obv parodic

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

emphasizin the rod in parodic

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

_THIRTY SIX_ pages of email/IM transcripts?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

We concluded by all walking out of the room, shaking our heads.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

five pages have have come forward

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 1 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

so what percentage of the time is extreme moralizing just a cry for help? 100?

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

from here:

National Republican Congressional Committee Chairman Tom Reynolds (N.Y.) issued a statement Saturday in which he said that he had informed Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) of allegations of improper contacts between then-Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla.) and at least one former male page, contradicting earlier statements from Hastert.

GOP sources said Reynolds told Hastert earlier in 2006, shortly after the February GOP leadership elections. Hastert's response to Reynolds' warning remains unclear.

Hastert's staff insisted Friday night that he was not told of the Foley allegations and are scrambling to respond to Reynolds' statement.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

how did they get the AIM transcripts?

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

They asked nicely.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

no, really, how? did AOL cough them up?

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Here you enter into wonderfully strange waters. Compare and contrast.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

after the story about the emails broke a couple more pages came forward and gave abc the im transcripts (i think).

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

What next - just for openers, will they want to re-think their view of gay men leading Boy Scout Troops?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

from FD:
Foley also received an 84% approval rating from the Christian Coalition in 2004, the most recent year we could find spur of the moment.

Indeed, Foley made get-tough laws on sexually exploited children -- particularly exploitation over the Internet -- one of his primary crusades in Congress. He was even Co-Chair of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus.

He also introduced a bill to ban online "child modeling" sites, claiming they are "nothing more than a fix for pedophiles."

"They don't sell products, they don't sell services," he said. "All they serve are young children on a platter for America's most depraved. These sites sell child erotica and they should be banned."

On Bill O'Reilly's show this May, he said, "Our kids are precious. Their lives are vulnerable. The predators are winning as we speak."

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

interesting

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

here's his myspace profile, which has nothing on it, except the perhaps ROFFLEtastic "I don't want kids" mention.

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

the comments on that kos link are the stupidest things I've read on there yet

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

mark has 1 friends.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Why the hell would the GOP purposely screw Foley at the most inopportune time for them, a month before Election 2006?

Sometimes a fudge on party lines is just a fudge on party lines.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Glenn Greenwald's take on this, and the oddness of who got paid when, and defenses of Dennis Hastert trying to ignore this/bury it Catholic Church-style

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

The conspiracy theories already flying around on both sides are deeply entertaining in revealing the author's biases. Consider the buttwart that is Mark Levin and his followup. That C.R.E.W. does what it does isn't surprising; what's funny is Levin's aggreived belief that somehow political targeting is solely a game of the left. (Then again we are talking about somebody who thinks conservative talk radio is 'already under assault.' Pobrecito.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Levin (and Loyola) are twerps. John J. Miller gets it, I think:

Foley is on the verge of becoming the poster child of a party that is concerned about little more than preserving its power. This could very well cost Republicans more than Florida's 16th congressional district, which at this point they probably deserve to lose even if they somehow manage to replace Foley on the ballot or come up with another candidate; it might be the Democrats’ October surprise.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

it might be the Democrats’ October surprise.

yeah, that line made me laugh, too.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Strange days at RedState (read the comments if you dare).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

After all, what would sort of training would a Congressman have to know what the proper way to handle this sort of allegation is? Ask any supervisor what they do if they have an allegation of sexual harassment at work and you'll find it entails many trips to HR, and to the lawyers. Combine that with what appears to be Congressman Foley's stonewalling and you got one heck of a trap there.

i have an idea; maybe a good idea would have been to NOT let him co-chair all the children boards he worked on

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

read the comments if you dare

Like:

"Let's talk about how what the Media did was just as bad, if not worse."

And:

"if he was sixteen, [he] is really more of a "young man" and should be able to make his own decisions regarding his sexual habits"

The depth of worthlessness and hypocrisy to which some people will sink just blows my mind. It shouldn't, but it does.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

More fretting and tut-tutting from the right, including the appearance of a slightly familiar name...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

watching the wingnutosphere trying to figure out how to respond to this is really hilarious. they really have... nothing. and they're trying everything. weak, half-hearted attempts at blaming the liberal MSM. circular logic hoopholes about how this is not a big deal, and uh, hastert probably just forgot, and uh, uh, and uh, just fuck it. and yeah, okay maybe he totally is a pedophile, but there's gay democrats too! and oh just fuck it.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 2 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dean Barnett tries to find the humanity in it all. (He's rather unconvincing.)

RedState: "Black ops! Dirty operations! (We'd never do the same or anything.)"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

remember Red State's "We must defend Ben Domenech at all costs!"

lol

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

Well that's kinda why I was deeply amused by Krempansky's initial rant on Friday night -- he just basically said "ARGH FUCK FOLEY JESUS H. ARGGGGH," almost certainly because he knew they were going to be on the wrong foot from the get-go. They're trying, of course, but they're dead in the water.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Among the blogosphere’s many depressing characteristics is that it sees every incident through a political prism. This is not an attractive feature, and not a particularly noble one.

how dare these liberals try to politicize a congressman molesting children!!!

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

and ROFFLE at this other quote from Hewitt's page:

WHAT STRIKES ME ABOUT THE Foley scandal is the great human tragedy that it is. At least one life was ruined (Foley’s)

the person he identifies with most isn't the kid, but the predator? I'm speechless.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Just wait for Hewitt. He'll probably say that the kid was a political plant by Soros. (Hell, I was near his neck of the woods today; I'm surprised I didn't get poisoned by breathing the air.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm surprised at how little blame-the-victim-ing is going on. I've seen a few of the wingnuts hint at it ("judging from these IM's, it seems like the page isn't too reluctant to cancel the cybersex session, is he?") but nobody's full on said it yet. just wait, it'll be the next talking point.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

Well they can *try*, but besides that being a really dicey stance to start with, my understanding is that both said kid and his parents are GOP members or leaning that way, IIRC given their own congressman. So they'd tread warily.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

he needs to turn a new page

estela (estela), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

The depth of worthlessness and hypocrisy to which some people will sink just blows my mind. It shouldn't, but it does.

thing is, this has always been the case for the last few years (or longer). Hell, remember what they did to Jill Carroll when she made it back alive, or even to the two Fox News guys who were kidnapped in Iraq and later released. We get wonderful examples of authoritarian culture and the behaviour of its followers every day.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

seems like the gop should be saying this:

this foley guy is scum can't believe he's one of ours truly sick individual hard to spot these guys cause they hide you know the batch of emails we saw weren't incriminating we only asked him about them cause they were brought to our attention that's how vigilant we are but really there's nothing so bad about them whatd he do ask the kid how old he is just being nice as far as we could tell we're gonna have a new panel though so nothing like this can ever happen again dude totally tricked us and wouldve tricked anyone totally devious and really good at hiding and stuff and its the fbi's fault really.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

and you know theres privacy laws and stuff and really our hand are tied on this one thats why were pushing for this new legislation here that says you dont need any warrants or pointless stuff like that when yr dealing with a suspected child molester or anyone else cause that'll really help fight the war on child molesters and other bad dudes.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

and you know he trick the democrats and the media and all of america and especially florida too so really its kinda no ones fault right.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh apparently he's an alcoholic, drunk im'img strikes again.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 2 October 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

More on the rehab move. So that makes him and Ney so far...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Brit Hume's all like "BFD, yo."

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

if only this whole thing had been a Dateline: NBC sting

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

tell me when this hits ytmnd ok?

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

I love that the GOP talking point on this is to point out a bunch of people who had affairs with other ADULTS and then something that happened in 1973.

Going into rehab is 100% bullshit, it's cover so he can claim to be incompetent when he starts getting those time-sensitive letters from the DOJ.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

KYLE OTM

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm all for having sympathy for alcoholics normally but for some reason this guy strikes me as an insult to a lot of us homo sapiens sapiens so I'm not so worried about anything that happens to him, just as long as he goes to fucking jail

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah way to insult alcoholics on the way out bro

geoff (gcannon), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Have the e-mails / IMs been authenticated? Does he really sign on as "maf54"?? How could he be that dumb?

thank you for shopping at wal-mart (section241), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Have the e-mails / IMs been authenticated?

One kinda assumes he didn't resign for shits and giggles.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

I assumed he resigned for shits and giggles!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Have the e-mails / IMs been authenticated?

haha no, they're all fake. he just couldn't handle the public besmirchment of his character, that's why he quit now.

I'm hoping this all brings "pederast" back into everyday usage for at least one news cycle.

xpost to shits and giggles

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

(more giggles than shits)

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Well, then again, one never knows his particular kink.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/images/2006/03/steve-buscemi-donny.jpg

"What's a... pederast?"

Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

cast got you going?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

the alcoholism seems like a front

gbx (skowly), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well, then again, one never knows his particular kink.

are you suggesting the former representative enjoyed his hot lunches, hot carls, and glass-bottom boats served up by strapping young bucks?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

SCREECH FOLEY TAG TEAM

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

now, now, some things are even too kinky for the bebearded Screech. Man has _some_ standards.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Well, you know, even if I were innocent, there's still a trust issue, and I would do the decent and honorable thing and step down, even if I were involved in or a party to some sort of set-up. I say this because something about the whole text sounds scripted.

thank you for shopping at wal-mart (section241), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Of course it does. The whole process is ritualistic.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

who told 4000 jews to stay off instant messager the day mark foley was cybering?

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Really? What "process" is that?

thank you for shopping at wal-mart (section241), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Krugman's latest on Everything Falling Apart...and more. He's starting to let the hope show thru.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

it is interesting is how public this scandal got, when that lawrence king thing got buried so well in the early 90's.

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Really? What "process" is that?

Out of curiosity, is the first time you've ever noticed a politician -- or for that matter any public figure -- admitting errors and stepping down/aside and checking into rehab and all that, or did previous examples slip past you?

Nothing about the language of his twin statements -- the resignation or the rehab announcement -- is surprising, and the content of the second message is utterly unsurprising.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

people seriously be trying to defend this guy?
xpost!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

what i don't get about krugman's the republican coalition is falling apart thing is: where are the religious right and the trad conservatives gonna go?

i could see the party losing voters and a few politicians on the margin, but it's not like the rest of them are gonna become democrats.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah he kinda does say that - but once again he's way overstating his case.

oh and here it is for those of you who can't get there

Right after the 2004 election, it seemed as if Thomas Frank had been completely vindicated. In his book “What’s the Matter With Kansas? How Conservatives Won the Heart of America,” Mr. Frank argued that America’s right wing had developed a permanent winning strategy based on the use of “values” issues to mobilize white working-class voters against a largely mythical cultural elite, while actually pursuing policies designed to benefit a small economic elite.

It was and is a brilliant analysis. But the political strategy Mr. Frank described may have less staying power than he feared. In fact, the right-wing coalition that has spent 40 years climbing to its current position of political dominance may be cracking up.

At its core, the political axis that currently controls Congress and the White House is an alliance between the preachers and the plutocrats — between the religious right, which hates gays, abortion and the theory of evolution, and the economic right, which hates Social Security, Medicare and taxes on rich people. Surrounding this core is a large periphery of politicians and lobbyists who joined the movement not out of conviction, but to share in the spoils.

Together, these groups formed a seemingly invincible political coalition, in which the religious right supplied the passion and the economic right supplied the money.

The coalition has, however, always been more vulnerable than it seemed, because it was an alliance based not on shared goals, but on each group’s belief that it could use the other to get what it wants. Bring that belief into question, and the whole thing falls apart.

Future historians may date the beginning of the right-wing crackup to the days immediately following the 2004 election, when President Bush tried to convert a victory won by portraying John Kerry as weak on defense into a mandate for Social Security privatization. The attempted bait-and-switch failed in the face of overwhelming public opposition. If anything, the Bush plan was even less popular in deep-red states like Montana than in states that voted for Mr. Kerry.

And the religious and cultural right, which boasted of having supplied the Bush campaign with its “shock troops” and expected a right-wing cultural agenda in return — starting with a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage — was dismayed when the administration put its energy into attacking the welfare state instead. James Dobson, the founder and chairman of Focus on the Family, accused Republicans of “just ignoring those that put them in office.”

It will be interesting, by the way, to see how Dr. Dobson, who declared of Bill Clinton that “no man has ever done more to debase the presidency,” responds to the Foley scandal. Does the failure of Republican leaders to do anything about a sexual predator in their midst outrage him as much as a Democratic president’s consensual affair?

In any case, just as the religious right was feeling betrayed by Mr. Bush’s focus on the goals of the economic right, the economic right suddenly seemed to become aware of the nature of its political allies. “Where in the hell did this Terri Schiavo thing come from?” asked Dick Armey, the former House majority leader, in an interview with Ryan Sager, the author of “The Elephant in the Room: Evangelicals, Libertarians and the Battle to Control the Republican Party.” The answer, he said, was “blatant pandering to James Dobson.” He went on, “Dobson and his gang of thugs are real nasty bullies.”

Some Republicans are switching parties. James Webb, who may pull off a macaca-fueled upset against Senator George Allen of Virginia, was secretary of the Navy under Ronald Reagan. Charles Barkley, a former N.B.A. star who used to be mentioned as a possible future Republican candidate, recently declared, “I was a Republican until they lost their minds.”

So the right-wing coalition is showing signs of coming apart. It seems that we’re not in Kansas anymore. In fact, Kansas itself doesn’t seem to be in Kansas anymore. Kathleen Sebelius, the state’s Democratic governor, has achieved a sky-high favorability rating by focusing on good governance rather than culture wars, and her party believes it will win big this year.

And nine former Kansas Republicans, including Mark Parkinson, the former state G.O.P. chairman, are now running for state office as Democrats. Why did Mr. Parkinson change parties? Because he “got tired of the theological debate over whether Charles Darwin was right.”

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Tracking 'Hastert out!' calls

Meantime, it warms my heart to see Kudlow starting to cry.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

All that said, it is possible that additional names will surface. There is no evidence of that yet, but Dems have had their sex related problems too.

always the best defense.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

dems f kids too, god.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

my prediction: it will be revealed that foley is not just internet sick but is in fact a real life pederast.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Foley Scandal: Enter the Scientologists

By Justin Rood - October 2, 2006, 11:37 AM

Here's a twist: disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) had a more-than-passing acquaintance with the Church of Scientology, reports Wayne Garcia, political editor for the Tampa, Fla. alt-weekly, Creative Loafing.

Four or five years ago, Garcia found himself at a party at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood, Calif.

"There that night were Beck, Giovanni Ribisi, Doug E. Fresh, Mark Isham, Danny Masterson, and Erika Christensen, among others," Garcia wrote in Blurbex.com, a blog by the Creative Loafing Tampa staff:

Milling in the crowd before the gala began, however, I literally ran into Congressman Foley, who I recognized from some political consulting I had done down in West Palm Beach. I didn't get a chance to chat with him or ask what he was doing there before being swept away in a shoulder-to-shoulder crowd.

"One thing I can say," Garcia said: "he was not escorted by a young boy."

In 2003, the Scientologists threw Foley a fundraiser in support of his short-lived Senate bid, Garcia noted. (You can see a pic and a blurb here.) They presented him with "leatherbound copies of Dianetics and The Way to Happiness," according to the group's newsletter.

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/001654.php

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

a bit here about Hastert trying to squirm out like a little wormy bitch from any DOJ investigation

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

LIBRARY OF CONGRESS JOEK + IM TRANSCRIPTS MAKE THIS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE OMG

if you forget about, you know, the kids being victimized thing. you know.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9268/transcriptzw6.jpg

Good ol' Tony Snow: "simply naughty emails"


kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, from Ned's last link:

Much ado about nothing. Foley did bad things - Foley is gone. The rest is playing into Democrat hands and they're playing the right like a fiddle. Wake up, folks. Hell, we still have a Democrat senator sitting in the Senate who killed an intern with his drunk driving, leaving her to drown whilst he saved his own fat butt. All Foley did was write some nasty notes - and he resigned..

Michael | 10.02.06 01:16 PM

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

According to ABC, Foley was talking about the boy's penis

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 October 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

OMG II: The Quickening, from the Kudlow link:

We will also be watching the stock market to see if there’s any blowback on this front.

EW

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

"simply naughty emails"

It was just a bit of fun!

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Maf54: I want to see you
Teen: Like I said not til feb…then we will go to dinner
Maf54: and then what happens
Teen: we eat…we drink…who knows…hang out…late into the night
Maf54: and
Teen: I dunno
Maf54: dunno what
Teen: hmmm I have the feeling that you are fishing here…im not sure what I would be comfortable with…well see

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Teenage boys are down three points today...

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

This is why I don't pay attention to the "Predict the 20XX Election Results" threads here.

Clown bridages like this usually come out the wagon right around this time of the year.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

We're talking about chasing after underage pages and you had to bring in the CLOWN SUIT. (Let's get the Flock of Seagulls guy in there too.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Maf54: btw teen you are very pretty

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4976/foley2xk7.jpg

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

does a noise dude know about bro rape?

i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=10434

The Representative Foley "scandal" is really worthy of a whole book on hypocrisy. On the one hand, we have a poor misguided Republican man who had a romantic thing for young boys. He sent them suggestive e-mail. I agree, that's not great. On the other hand, we have a Democratic party that worships (not likes, WORSHIPS) a man named Bill Clinton who did not send suggestive e-mails as far as we know, but who had a barely legal intern give him oral sex kneeling under his desk in the Oval Office while he talked on the phone to a Congressional Committee Chairman, took great pleasure in putting a cigar in her orifice and then smelling it and tasting it, and having her fellate him when in the sacred seat of power of the world's leading Republic. And the Democrats cheer themselves hoarse for him. His wife has a great shot at being our next President.

We have a Republican man in Congress who sent e-mails to teenage boys asking them what they were wearing, and an entire party, the Democrats, whose primary constituency, besides the teachers' unions, is homosexual men and lesbian women. I hope it won't come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys. (Take a look at anyone renting Endless Summer next time you are at the video store.)

Don't get me wrong. My very best friend is gay. I have many gay friends and they are great people. But how the Democrats, the party of gays, can be coming down this hard on a MC who's gay is simply beyond belief. One of my top, favorite congressmen, Barney Frank, is openly gay. Might he say a word in defense of his fellow gay MC right about now? Hmm, I thought not.

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

since when is 21-23 or however old she was at the time 'barely legal'?

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know why i singled that bit out, the rest of the rant is even more wtf

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Ben Stein = giant, flaccid cock

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

hes still confused from being in a movie where matthew broderick played a 16 yr old

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

barely legal

her wiki sez Monica's DOB is July 23, 1973, putting her at 22-23 in 95-96, and which would make her pretty much old enough to be the mother of this kid.

xpost

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

chubby chasers > twink chasers

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dude had to call a wahmbulance when Nixon resigned, so I'm not surprised.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ben Stein is what you get when you try to clone Henry Kissinger with 1950s technology

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i pray for a comet

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

dont worry, hes kept busy
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/243914.1010.a.jpg?

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

HA haa!

xpost 2 Tom

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand why even reasonable people, not just raving republican party hacks, continue to conflate mark foley's antics with being gay.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.benstein.com/btdt4.jpg

dmr (Renard), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

well as we all know 'a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys'.

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

well yes republicans like to believe that, gear, but i've seen otherwise liberal-minded people utter the same nonsense.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Might he say a word in defense of his fellow gay MC right about now?

Go uptown, buy a bag of brown
You sucker MC, a sad face clown

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ ned quoting wu tang cover over run dmc

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking Run DMC first but nothing quite had what I needed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

ironically 'sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you & FEEDING you' is now on the list of 'alternative interrogation methods'

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Revised Guidelines Chapter 2, Subsection IIIa: Your nuts on a dresser.

dmr (Renard), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

More on the rehab move. So that makes him and Ney so far...

man Ned every time you start like this, I know for sure that the GOP will continue to hold the House, that they're not even in any danger of losing it at all, because left-leaning folks will always get really smug when there's a bump in the opposition's road and then just sort of assume that everybody feels the schadenfreude they feel

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

which, newsflash, everybody doesn't

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

You'd think since Ben Stein is openly heterosexual that he would have come to Bill Clinton's defense.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha i felt the same way the days-after kerry/bush debates, which kerry clearly won on the logic/public opinion front, but still i kept thinking 'there's no way this guy is going to win'.

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

dude this is more than just a bump - righty blogs full of ppl who were totally willing to let delay/abramoff/duke/scooter/etc slide, theyre disgusted by this shit

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

i think the only way this'll bite the republicans in the ass, though, is if this alleged coverup shit continues to be an issue and not just a bump. they're obv trying to distance themselves from foley, we'll see how successful that effort is i guess.

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but as many righty blogs are "well it's not like he had sex in the Oval Office" etc - I dunno, I just think dancing on your opponent's grave when he's still in power is a very poor rhetorical stance to take, and one with disastrous consequences almost every time

you gotta stay hungry man

x-POST

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

that's why i'm not saying the bears will win the super bowl until they actually win it

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

this is totally going to disappear in a few days. Unless Hastert really fucked up and committed some kidn of obvious felony, they'll bury this shit as quickly as possible. All it does is basically give the Dems a free seat in the House, which isn't bad (I guess) but its not that big a deal.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Er, Thomas, you're reading too much into that comment! If anything I was just amused at the sudden outbreak of rehab therapy.

As it stands, and what nails it -- this really *is* stirring up some shit among a lot of the usual suspects, and the reactions are fascinating (personally I'm intrigued by the fact that the normally busy NRO blog has, for a weekday, dried up a hell of a lot). I have no clue what this will actually mean on Election Day, but I'm not taking any hopes on my end as a slam dunk.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm hoping Hastert gets pwnd. I'll be enjoying some schadenfreude, youbetcha.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Josh Marshall:

The simple fact is that Foley's downfall has pretty nearly decapitated the leadership of the House GOP with just five weeks to go before election day. And that's devastating.

What do I mean by decapitated? Let's assume, for the sake of discussion, that nothing else really comes out about how the House leadership handled this. No more shoes drop. Not a safe assumption from what seems to be in the reporting pipeline. But let's assume it.

Rep. Tom Reynolds (R-NY) is in a tight race for reelection and he's chairman of the NRCC, the Republican House campaign committee. He's in charge of the effort to keep the majority.

What's the number one thing on his mind right now? I doubt it's the NRCC or even his race for reelection. I think Reynolds is, to put it mildly, distracted right now.

How about Denny Hastert and John Boehner? I don't see them going on shows or making any public appearances for a while. They'll get asked awkward and possibly unanswerable questions about Foleygate. I'd say they're out of commission for fundraisers too.

And pretty much any campaign joust or jab at the Democrats from one of these guys, on whatever issue, will be instantly transformed into some sex-with-pages snark. "How can we trust them to protect America when they can't even protect the summer interns on Capitol Hill."....

Foleygate has made it very hard for the leaders of the House GOP to go on the offensive on anything relevant to the election. For political purposes they're basically out of commission. And they've given Democratic challengers in every district around the country a slew of questions with which to pummel GOP incumbents or any Republican, for that matter, who puts his head up on television. This is in the context of an election that was already going very badly for House Republicans. Foleygate has now made them all but politically defenseless in the final stretch of the campaign. And that is a very big deal.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Rumors have it that Foley that the rehab clinic Foley has checked into is in Clearwater, FL, which would make it a Scientology-based Narconon center. So I suppose that means the Scientologists rehabilitators will be making efforts to scrub the gay out of Foley's brain.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like a lot of wishful thinking to me, all of it dependent on continued media pressure (ie hounding the leadership with questions about it, etc.) I don't think that's likely to happen.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should read this, and the update below, shakey. y'know, like actually be informed.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Scientology-based Narconon center

jesus, this just makes it even better.

still, folks, we should remember that he's not necessarily gay, just a pederast.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

dailykos does not impress me

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, PERVS PREYING ON YER KIDS ON THE INTERNETS is a well-established genre of sensational nightly news. This story seems too juicy to go away that quickly.

dmr (Renard), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

not every liberal has the balls to pwn godsmack

xpost

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

this is a huge scandal and most of the House GOP leadership is toast, Hastert is going to have to retire soon, Reynolds possibly loses tough reelection battle, Boehner going to have to retire soon.

It's not going away quickly, firestorm has only gotten started.

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno dar1a, shakey "isn't impressed."

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

capt save-a-GOP

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, that's me. wtf.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

ts: being a journalist in dc vs having a brother who pranks nu metal bands

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

uh okay, yeah that seems relevant.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

any inside tips on fieldy from korn's reaction to all this? can we expect an exclusive?

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

my mom works at an elementary school in rural south carolina who dont know valerie plame from a hole in the ground & theyre talking about foley 'cover-ups' = this has legs

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

now that's what I call hard-hitting political analysis

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

a single, brief, relevant article with properly sourced quotes is hosted on dailykos!!!! therefore, it must be shrill and angry like all blogs, and most certainly not impressive!!! QED!

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

seriously man wtf, get angry at someone else. I just take all this "ITS THE END OF THE HOUSE GOP" hyperbole with a grain of salt. I apologize if my skepticism offends you.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

it's not your skepticism that offends, it's your cynical condescension.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Drudge's main headline currently links to this WSJ op-ed:

...it's not too soon to say that Republicans in the 109th have been a major disappointment. The best thing about this Congress is that by doing little at least it did little harm.

which still doesn't prevent them from getting as many shots in at the other side as they can.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.swr3.de/__pix/cover/500x435/6070.jpg

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas, while I agree that Republican detractors shouldn't be too quick to jump and down and declare Foley as the Repub's Willie Horton right now, but smugness and schadenfreude has not been a solely Democratic practice. Could you elaborate?

I'm looking for any reason to have low expectations for 2006 myself. I don't want to happen to me mentally two years ago happen again this year.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

And I disagree that smugness is really a visible issue with Foleygate. It certainly exists, but it's obfuscated by people running to their shacks right now.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

willie horton? wtf??

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

aaaand let's meet the opposing team:

Tim Mahoney, running against Foley (site has sound)

John Laesch, a union carpenter running against Denny Hastert in the 14th District of Illinois.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

And they've given Democratic challengers in every district around the country a slew of questions with which to pummel GOP incumbents or any Republican,

lol at this breed of Democratic challengers pummelling anyone, unless they're exhausted by pummelling their GOP cousins debating the torture bill.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think that laughing at Republicans right now is absolutely the wrong thing to do. We should be deeply, utterly concerned for their sense of judgement and ability to distinguish right from wrong; clearly many of them aren't cut out for the pressures of the jobs they've been given, so we the American public would be doing them and their families a favor by removing the extra political burden from their shoulders.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

"it's not your skepticism that offends, it's your cynical condescension."

uh, okay, well I apologize for that too then I guess, although I'm not aware of where I was being condescending (plz feel free to point it out if you feel like it)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Not the best analogy admittedly, tr1f3, but here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Horton

Go to the 1988 Presidental Election section

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Horton in the 1988 Presidential campaign

There is some disagreement about when the Horton case was first used against Dukakis, and whether the Republican Party first brought it up in the campaign, or whether in fact then-Senator Al Gore did in the Democratic presidential primary. Some believe that Horton's name first surfaced during the general election. They say that Gore raised only the general issue of the furlough program during the Democratic primary. Others have said that Gore did indeed bring up Horton. In the 2000 Democratic primary, former Senator Bill Bradley declared that Gore had 'given birth' to Willie Horton in the 1988 New York primary. Gore denied the allegation. There is no hard evidence, such as interviews or position papers, to indicate that Gore ever mentioned Willie Horton specifically.

What is known for sure regarding Gore is that during a debate at the Felt Forum sponsored by the New York Daily News, Gore took issue with the furlough program. He did not, however, mention Horton by name. He asked it in the form of a rhetorical question, asking Dukakis whether or not he would extend Massachusetts-style furloughs to the federal level. Dukakis' retort was, "The difference between you and me is that I have run a criminal justice system. You haven't." But Dukakis also quickly noted that the furlough program had been changed. (This can be found in "Whose Broad Stripes And Bright Stars?" by Jack Germond and Jules Witcover on page 315).

Republicans would pick up the Horton issue after Dukakis clinched the nomination. In June of 1988, Republican candidate George H.W. Bush seized on the Horton case, bringing it up repeatedly in campaign speeches. Bush's campaign manager, Lee Atwater, bragged that "by the time this election is over, Willie Horton will be a household name." [1] Media consultant Roger Ailes was reported to remark "the only question is whether we depict Willie Horton with a knife in his hand or without it."

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

ah Lee Atwater, I have to admit there's a guy I felt some serious schaudenfreude for.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas, while I agree that Republican detractors shouldn't be too quick to jump and down and declare Foley as the Repub's Willie Horton right now, but smugness and schadenfreude has not been a solely Democratic practice. Could you elaborate?

Yeah, ditto -- you need to explain why this is a Bad Thing now, whereas it wasn't for the Repubs circa 1998-1999.

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Well, this has certainly taken away attention from the Iraq War and terrorism and all that, and has helped galvanize a few people to equate homosexuality with pedophelia... you gotta give the GOP that much, whether by design or not. (Granted, it's also taken away attention from the somewhat recovering economy and the lower gas prices, too.)

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

uh dude i know who willie horton is, i just dont see how that makes any sense

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I do understand Shakey's feelings here. With all the stupid bonehead things the Republicans have done over the last 6 years I'm amazed people still support them - but they do. And every single ile thread about every scandal and fuck up has links to blogs in one line posts that read "GOP end is neigh... looky what fuckface.com says link." A few people step down at worst and then it's on to the next "hmm trouble for the GOP" and nothing seems to change. I don't mean to sound like a dick but Shakey is right that there's a good chance people will forget this soon enough and the Republicans will not be "punished" in any sort of way for whatever it is they've found a way to fuck up.

mega xpost!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

uh dude i know who willie horton is, i just dont see how that makes any sense

I'm showing age here, but a "Willie Horton" was a colloquialism for any type of scandal that's "guaranteed" to damn a candidate or party at the relative eve of an election.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

'october surprise'?

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

(a) defeatist, shit-eating liberal martyr
(b) shrill, self-righteous liberal martyr

both of these are bad options.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

things do change. if Bush had the political capital he thought he had after 04 he'd have successfully gutted social security by now. it's not as if the GOP will implode like Howard Dean's presidential run but they're going to lose seats.

Dan Perry, if only the liberal bloggers knew how to talk like that! I feel sorry for our Republican friends. Clearly, the job is too much for them.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bT1WEsNs5CEfYM:http://eyeonwilliamson.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/PICT1644a.thumbnail.JPG

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

anybody else wondering if foley voted aye on this bill:

House Approves Strip Search Bill
Wednesday, September 20, 2006

A bill approved by the U.S. House yesterday would require school districts around the country to establish policies making it easier for teachers and school officials to conduct wide scale searches of students. These searches could take the form of pat-downs, bag searches, or strip searches depending on how administrators interpret the law.

The Student Teacher Safety Act of 2006 (HR 5295) would require any school receiving federal funding--essentially every public school--to adopt policies allowing teachers and school officials to conduct random, warrantless searches of every student, at any time, on the flimsiest of pretexts. Saying they suspect that one student might have drugs could give officials the authority to search every student in the building.

DPA supporters and others who opposed this outrageous bill called their members of Congress this week to express their disapproval. However, House leaders circumvented the usual legislative procedure to bring the bill to a quick vote. It did not pass through the committee process, but went straight to the House floor. There, it was passed by a simple voice vote, so constituents cannot even find out how their Representative voted.

The bill moves next to the Senate, but it is unlikely to be considered there this session.

Bill Piper, DPA's director of national affairs, said, "It looks like this bill was rushed to the House floor to help out the sponsor, Rep. Geoff Davis (R-KY/4th), who is in a tight re-election race. This vote lets him say he's getting things done in Washington. But I would be surprised to see a similar push in the Senate."

HR 5295 is opposed in its current form by several groups, including the Drug Policy Alliance, Students for Sensible Drug Policy, the ACLU, the American Federation of Teachers, the National Parent Teacher Association, the American Association of School Administrators, and the National School Boards Association.

DPA will be watching the bill so that if and when it does come up again, this wide array of opponents can mobilize to stop it.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i stopped reading josh marshall a longgggg time ago for exactly that reason - he's the john sterling of DNC-style blogs ("it is high!! it is far!!!! it...! IS....!! caught by the center fielder"); regardless of whether he right or wrong about the house leadership being "decapitated" beyond the next few days (NB: he is wrong) what does this kind of "analysis" contribute? i've never understood that about many of these kinds of blogs.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

they cant all be armageddonists like kunstler

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

chances of democratic house in 06 vs chances of barren mad max-style u.s. in 20 years

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha yeah end of the gop vs. end of the world!

or fukuyama vs. chicken little, i guess.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

(on the other hand, it wouldn't surprise me if creepy sex IMing gets more traction among votrers than lies about war and the economy)

god i can't believe i ever liked kunstler

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

dude thats what im saying!!! republicans have spent like 25 years telling americans the only thing more important than godless commies/terrorists is GAY PEDOPHILE SEX MONSTERS AFTER YOUR CHILDREN!!!!! totally fucked themselves over this time

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I think their message has been a little more fluid than that (uh, didn't someone just mention Willie Horton?)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, sometimes they add "black" to that list of modifiers

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

can someone plz do an "october SURPRIIIIIIIISE!" video based on the "pickle SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE!" video. thx

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

"yeah, sometimes they add "black" to that list of modifiers"

not to mention "immigrant"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus Christ, CNN has Zain Verjee reading some of the IMs on the air.

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

and "liberal elite"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

ad nauseam

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah reading that philip jenkins 'decade of nightmares' book was really enlightening as far as sourcing the 70s-80s era origins of all this stuff that's been such a huge part of america since right around when i was born that i just assumed it was always so - the idea that ANYONE ANYWHERE is a DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE after YOUR INNOCENT CHILDREN & led to a world where kindergarden teachers get fired for tapping a kid's shoulder is a relatively recent construct while the overwhelming majority of sexual abusers (parents & other immediate relatives) get basically ignored

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

not to say it was better before when it was just ignored outright - its like underreporting of rape, pushed into the spotlight by the left and then completely misrepresented & co-opted by conservatives for hardcore police state law'n'order fearmongering

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i wonder if theres any legitimate problem that conservatives cant successfully frame in their own terms & then fuck up entirely - im just waiting for weekly standard to announce that homeless people cause global warming or something

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

sorry for kingfish style over-explanatory posts

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

republicans have spent like 25 years telling americans the only thing more important than godless commies/terrorists is GAY PEDOPHILE SEX MONSTERS AFTER YOUR CHILDREN!!!!! totally fucked themselves over this time

whoah. karma

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

seriously i think policy wonks & blog junkies seeing this as just another scandal dont really know how shit like this plays out in the suburbs - theres alot of seriously disillusioned christians right now

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

the suburban christians and parents-of-four my wife visited this weekend in San Diego weren't even aware of this scandal at all - anecdotal evidence FITE

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

lol cali

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

check with them today

xp

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Compare and contrast:

Malkin

Hewitt

Barber

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I love Hewitt:

Readers who actually plunge into the book as opposed to the clips of talking heads discussing it may be surprised at how much admiration they develop for the relentless Rumsfeld.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

And who'd ever thought Malkin could turn into David Brooks? To wit:

There is a time and place for attacking the Dems and the MSM. Now is not that time. Parents need assurance that their kids are safe on Capitol Hill. If Beltway GOP elites can't understand this, they are beyond hope.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Former Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla., told House pages in warm farewell speeches over the years that he took "a special interest in each and every one" of them, identifying many of the youngsters by name

http://lonestartimes.com/images/Bramanti/palpatine.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

I just spit out some wine for laughing.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

won't someone think of the younglings

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm in ur govt takin interest in ur youngins

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Foley was a moderate Republican, I'm sure the Christian Right doesn't give a shit if he's gone. Even better if they can have a Democrat they can obsess upon.

thank you for shopping at wal-mart (section241), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/MarkFoley.jpg

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

cheers

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

anything on ytmnd yet?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

let's provide some more class to the discussion. Ladeez and gentlemintz, Matt Drudge:

And if anything, these kids are less innocent — these 16 and 17 year-old beasts…and I've seen what they're doing on YouTube and I've seen what they're doing all over the internet — oh yeah — you just have to tune into any part of their pop culture. You're not going to tell me these are innocent babies. Have you read the transcripts that ABC posted going into the weekend of these instant messages, back and forth? The kids are egging the Congressman on! The kids are trying to get this out of him. We haven't got the whole story on this.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Desperate but not serious.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha holy shit

I hope they run with that drudge blame-the-victim line, parents will love that one

I mean "beasts" omg

dmr (Renard), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

drudge is unbelievable

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I should have lost my capacity to be surprised by him a long time ago but ... nahh

dmr (Renard), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

did I call that or what?

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

but really, what's with malkin's actual, er, sensibility? who could have predicted that? michelle malkin gone wild!! completely unhinged compentary! clearly this is the time to prove liberal MSM conspiracy and this whole thing is just a ploy to empower America's Islamonazists!

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

the reason why the smug, snickering style of take-down-your-opponent works for the right and not the left has to do with what smugness etc. mean/feels like culturally I think i.e. a conservative being smug has a certain rhetorical feel that a liberal doesn't have: both are coming from a position of posited moral superiority, but outta dif. frameworks, "traditions" almost (the conservative draws his moral superiority from believing something along the lines of "everyone in their hearts agrees with me," the liberal from "everyone in their heart ought to agree with me")

I dunno, I'm tired, I just really every time I see threads goin "oh yeah for sure this is the nail in the coffin for the Republicans" think "yeah, you all say that every fuckin' time, and then the entire left side of the spectrum drops the ball because they're so busy rubbing their hands together Snidely Whiplash-style instead of actually seizing the opportunity"

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well yes. That's why I figure it'll collapse internally rather than thinking the public will reject them en masse.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

i think it manifested itself best (worst?) in bush's supposed aw-shucks command of english vs gore's campaign-killing sighs. who are you gonna side with more? the guy who doesn't talk properish or the guy who comes across like a condescending dick? republican smug: "isn't this guy a pompous asshole?" democratic smug: "isn't this guy stupid?"

this is how it plays out a lot, perception-wise.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

WASHINGTON TIMES ON TUESDAY WILL CALL FOR SPEAKER HASTERT'S RESIGNATION, NEWSROOM SOURCES TELL DRUDGE... DEVELOPING... Editorial titled: 'Resign, Mr. Speaker': 'House Speaker Dennis Hastert must do the only right thing, and resign his speakership at once... Mr. Hastert has forfeited the confidence of the public and his party, and he cannot preside over the necessary coming investigation, an investigation that must examine his own inept performance'... -- Washington Times, October 3, 2006...

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

Levin's reaction is priceless. I can't figure out who is more convinced that the GOP never ever does anything wrong, him or Hewitt.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

And Lopez, you are a treat:

Maybe I'll think differently after a drink and some sleep, but unless Karl Rove finds Iraq's old WMDs in Syria, these look to be an impossible five weeks.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

Don! How's it going? What do you make of all of this?

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

Me?

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, don! just what this thread needs. please, get to the defending-but-I'm-totally-not-really-defending-this. someone alert TOMBOT too.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

g*ddamnit


ok here is how the nytimes covers this on its web site. the big foley story up now focuses, as the times routinely does, not on the NEWS (i.e. what/when/where/how/why) but on some "game behind the game" angle, how the players are trying to play it, literally reporting on spin as if the spin itself is news (headline: "g.o.p. tries to limit damage in foley case"). in some limited way, spin is news of course, as it always can be, and it can be interesting, even revelatory, to peek behind the scrim and see the gears of activity that lie behind the press conferences. HOWEVER. "what's the spin" is a particular kind of story of interest to politics junkies and few others. it can always be written because it is always there to write, if you can't find anything very substantive to add or can't find an angle you like, and/or are playing desperate catch-up with other news orgs who have beaten you to this story. the danger is that in relying on this kind of angle so much it becomes a habit, and habit hardens into standard practice. i.e. campaign coverage of any race ever!!!


as far as i can tell, there is no real news to be had, at this hour. but that doesn't stop the new york times! if some republican, somewhere, is spinning, the new york times will be there to write it all up. it even notes that the republican leadership is making a conscious effort to talk only about certain IMs:

But Mr. Hastert, who took no questions after making a brief statement, seemed to want to focus today only on instant messages that Mr. Foley exchanged with a page in 2003, which were much more explicit and sexual in nature

that's paragraph 31. in an article about spin. so how is the article framed? this is paragraph 2:
In Washington, House Speaker Dennis Hastert called instant messages that Mr. Foley exchanged with a page in 2003 as “vile and repulsive,” and he said he first saw those messages on Friday.

OK, so i guess we'll hear about the earlier IMs, the ones hastert has been getting heat about. right? cause this is an article about spin. well, here's paragraph 3:
“I repeat again: The Republican leaders of the House did not have them,” the speaker said about those particular messages. “We have all said so and on the record. But someone did have them, and the ethics committee, the Justice Department, the news media — and anyone who can — should help us find out who.”
i mean, sorry to get all dailyhowler here, but we don't even find out that hastert is talking about DIFFERENT IMs than the ones he's being accused of keeping schtum about until paragraph 30! one graf before the nytimes deigns to tell us - obliquely - that hastert's strategy is just... not to mention them! just like... the new york times!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is there to defend about this Foley? He smells like a creep to me. I wouldn't my kids around him. If anyone knew he was doing this kind of shit--and it certainly seems like some in the GOP did--he should have been reported to the FBI.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

This is why watching Tim Russert, et al muse aloud, "How will this play in the heartland?" is deeply frustrating, and why I get annoyed at guys like gabbneb on occasion. When covering the Clinton impeachment proceedings, Joan Didion analyzed the phenomenon of "talk" and how it creates the very effect it considers rhetorically. Now the "talk" is whether Hastert should resign, never mind that we still don't know what he knew.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

Come on, don. this surely reveals the utter hypocrisy of the Democrats somehow, doesn't it?

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

don, never mind mic@key, i was just curious what you thought, that's all. Now I know.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

captain save-a-wingnut

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen what they're doing on YouTube and I've seen what they're doing all over the internet — oh yeah

sounds like drudge is taking a special interest in the teens himself

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

captain save-a-wingnut
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 2nd, 2006.

Shouldn't you be ordered to get back into the cage via your RIAA smart collar or something.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

apparently the drudge banner above was actually correct!

http://www.washtimes.com/op-ed/20061002-102008-9058r.htm

askance johnson (sdownes), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

did donut say something? my Anti-StupidFaggot filter just kicked in.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

did donut say something? my Anti-StupidFaggot filter just kicked in.

shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my thread.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

don, never mind mic@key, i was just curious what you thought, that's all. Now I know.

I mean, it's not like Congress hasn't dealt with this sort of issue before. If no laws were broken (which is currently the position of the FBI, although the investigation is still continuing and it seems a safe bet that Foley probably broke the law at some point) then everything becomes a tad murkier; there are a lot of people who yelp that a person's "private" life should remain just that. That doesn't wash with me at ALL when it comes to boorish behavior with a minor, but I'm sure that there are some ignoramuses out there who will try to make that argument. For me, the consent/minor issues are a sideshow from what is a lack of ethics by Foley--it's not a sign of good judgement to be chasing tail in the company locker room. That he went after a minor so flagrantly, so hypocritically, is gas on the fire.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, don! just what this thread needs. please, get to the defending-but-I'm-totally-not-really-defending-this. someone alert TOMBOT too.

-- like murderinging, October 2nd, 2006 10:54 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

What no thread needs, on any of these boards, is you, definitively. And I already posted, so no thanks.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my thread.

this thread belongs to the children that shall inherit it

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

the gop knew that this was happening for years, and people where becoming genuinely upset with the death of habeous corpus, tortue, etc, so they needed someone to throw on the fire--with the increasing panic chamber of adolescent sex, and the raw homophobia of american media, meant that foley was a perfect scapegoat and they swung it in such a way that everyone is talking about foley the chickenhawk and no one (except susie bright) is talkign about bush the waterboarder.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh god

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for that link don - gerry studds' story is pretty crazy!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS ONLINE RIGHT NOW

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

MAF54?!?!?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston (6:57:19 AM): hello
“maf54” signed off at 6:57:28 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

Probably doesn't know about buddy lists, either.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston (7:03:03 AM): hello
AnthonySEaston (7:04:38 AM): is this Rep. Foley?
AnthonySEaston (7:05:33 AM): im not a journalist, dont work for anyone who would get you in trouble, im just curious to what happened
“maf54” signed off at 7:05:49 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

Charles Barkley, a former N.B.A. star who used to be mentioned as a possible future Republican candidate

WTF x a million?!!?

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

Also: anthony, fantastic!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston (7:03:03 AM): hello
AnthonySEaston (7:04:38 AM): is this Rep. Foley?
AnthonySEaston (7:05:33 AM): im not a journalist, dont work for anyone who would get you in trouble, im just curious to what happened
“maf54” signed off at 7:05:49 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:06:03 AM.
AnthonySEaston (7:06:38 AM): can you talk, or are you there, at all
AnthonySEaston (7:08:13 AM): i have a couple of questions is all

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston (7:06:38 AM): can you talk, or are you there, at all
AnthonySEaston (7:08:13 AM): i have a couple of questions is all
“maf54” signed off at 7:10:22 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston (7:03:03 AM): hello
AnthonySEaston (7:04:38 AM): is this Rep. Foley?
AnthonySEaston (7:05:33 AM): im not a journalist, dont work for anyone who would get you in trouble, im just curious to what happened
“maf54” signed off at 7:05:49 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:06:03 AM.
AnthonySEaston (7:06:38 AM): can you talk, or are you there, at all
AnthonySEaston (7:08:13 AM): i have a couple of questions is all
“maf54” signed off at 7:10:22 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:10:52 AM.
“maf54” signed off at 7:11:06 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:11:24 AM.
AnthonySEaston (7:11:49 AM): are you here?
AnthonySEaston (7:12:03 AM): or is someone at your machine
AnthonySEaston (7:13:19 AM): i'm going to ask, and you can ignore
AnthonySEaston (7:13:58 AM): 1) arent you in rehab?
2) didnt you know you were going to get caught?
3) who leaked the documents
4) how is the white house handling this, behind the scenes

“maf54” signed off at 7:14:58 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

He's wishing he was with a page right now, but just so they kid could show him how to create a new screen name.

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

“maf54” signed off at 7:14:58 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:15:28 AM.
“maf54” signed off at 7:15:40 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:16:04 AM.
AnthonySEaston (7:16:15 AM): you keep banging in and out
AnthonySEaston (7:16:25 AM): is someone hacking this account, or is something else happening
AnthonySEaston (7:17:20 AM): if you dont wish to comment, you could always say no comment

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

“maf54” signed off at 7:20:13 AM.
“maf54” signed on at 7:20:25 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

“maf54” signed off at 7:21:25 AM.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

maybe multiple people are hacking the same account? that might explain the rapid signing on & off.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

and the couple of notices that said i couldnt get thru b/c of too much input

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

damn too late!!

'maf54' is in use by a registered user. If you are that user you can log in below, otherwise go back and enter a different name.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Today's NY Times article quotes his lawyer as saying he has never ever had physical contact with a minor. If that's true, it's only because nobody gave him a chance. In those messages, he was definitely trying to set something up.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

xp - haha yeah petesmith beat you to the punch there dude

mango selassie (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

If that's true, it's only because nobody gave him a chance. In those messages, he was definitely trying to set something up.

Yeah, when I heard that and thought the same thing.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston: hello
AnthonySEaston: is this Rep. Foley?
AnthonySEaston: im not a journalist, dont work for anyone who would get
AnthonySEaston: discus
maf54: i obtain much hard one

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

anthony, it's probably the FBI dude

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

The Wall Street Journal's picture of Foley may be the weirdest yet:

http://opinionjournal.com/editorial/hc_markfoley.gif

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Please don't photoshop with dirty sanchez anybody.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

anthony, it's probably the FBI dude

otm

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Back in the pit:

Hastert faces a spreading revolt among some conservatives over the way he and other GOP leaders handled the matter when first alerted to the contact between Foley and one former House page. Hastert said again yesterday that no House Republican leader knew about the most graphic communications until they surfaced on Friday, but that did little to satisfy some conservative activists.

David Bossie, who runs a group called Citizens United, called yesterday for Hastert's resignation and said other conservative leaders are likely to follow suit. Bossie said the initial e-mails alone, which included Foley's request of a minor's picture, should have prompted an immediate inquiry. "That was a cry for an investigation," Bossie said. "Why couldn't the speaker of the House muster the will to stop this?"

Leaders from about six dozen socially conservative groups held a conference call late yesterday afternoon, and participants were described as livid with House GOP leaders.

"They are outraged by how Hastert handled this," said Paul M. Weyrich, a conservative activist who participated in the call. "They feel let down, left aside. How can they allow a guy like [Foley] to remain chairman of the committee on missing and exploited children when there is any question about e-mails?"

Vin Weber, a GOP lobbyist close to the White House and to congressional leaders, said many Republicans outside of Washington are echoing Bossie.

"From what I hear, it is resonating badly and our candidates are on the defensive about this," Weber said. "The maddening thing about this is if they had done the right thing" by informing Democrats early on and investigating it fully, "there would be no political fallout," he said.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

heraldtribune.com

The St. Petersburg Times and The Miami Herald, which had been given copies of the e-mail with the Louisiana boy last year, defended their decisions not to run stories.

"Given the potentially devastating impact that a false suggestion of pedophilia could have on anyone, not to mention a congressman known to be gay, and lacking any corroborating information, we chose not to do a story," said Tom Fiedler, executive editor of the Herald.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

What is funnier in NROville today -- Ponnuru adding this after a complaint about Boehner:

(Note: My wife works for Roy Blunt, who ran against Boehner for the majority leader position, but that really has nothing to do with my reasons for thinking this is a mistake by Boehner's staff.)

...or Levin's continuing heart attack:

If Foley's behavior was an "open secret," then why didn't ANY member of Congress raise a loud stink about it? Just because they didn't hold the title "Speaker" doesn't mean they couldn't have acted or spoken out. The point is illogical to me. (And if it was an "open secret," it seems that precious little information was provided to the Speaker by anyone.) If, for example, it's an "open secret" that a member of Congress actually molested a page, it's not solely the Speaker's responsibility to address it. And if it's an "open secret," I assume Nancy Pelosi knew about it. So, I suppose we should damn the entire House. Yes, the Speaker runs the place, or tries to, but every member has a duty to report unethical or criminal activity should they become aware of it.

Eventually he might twig to the idea that maybe the GOP isn't perfect.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Life in Hugh Hewitt's world -- his coblogger Dean Barnett:

Is there any doubt that any Republican who has miss-handled this matter, including the Speaker, should step down? Even if their hearts were in the right place, which you’d have to be awfully credulous to buy, they blew it and did so big time. They put the welfare of a colleague above that of vulnerable kids.

In doing so, they created a political disaster. Since they are first and foremost politicians, that’s a professional failing of some magnitude. Generals who lead disastrous campaigns know the right thing to do and usually do it. For their probable moral failings and their certain professional ones, we can only hope the Republican House leadership will show the same knowledge and character.

And the man himself:

The Washington Times wants Speaker Hastert to resign. To do so would be to capitulate to Democratic-activist-induced and MSM-abetted hysteria. Not only should Hastert not resign, he should use every opportunity to swing back hard at a MSM deeply compromised by its ideological extremism and a Democratic Party committed to retreat and defeat in Iraq and fecklessness in the war generally. If Republican candidates recognize that the "clamor" is just the echo chamber, they'll quickly come to understand that this is another Wellstone Memorial Service moment, when the left has persuaded itself that the American electorate is stupid and easily stampeded, and where overreaching appeals to emotional and unjust conclusions cannot be sustained in the new media environment.

I try not to bother with Hewitt more than necessary, for my sanity's sake -- but I think this is the most desperate and grasping he's sounded in years.

Malkin continues to be unimpressed:

I'm not arguing with Allah Pundit about this: "If someone knew what [Foley] was up to and didn’t act to stop it immediately, they’re complicit in child abuse." Well, of course. As you'll see, we all agreed on that point on the show tonight. What I am saying, simply, is that there are some operatives and apologists on my side going overboard in blaming the messengers--and the victims.

And RedState starts to be deeply concerned:

Yesterday, I was privately telling the contributors that I had received several phone calls from people on Capitol Hill informing me that GOP Members of Congress had actively begun plotting to throw the Speaker under the bus should the GOP somehow manage to keep control of Congress.

This morning, a baker's dozen of staffers had all emailed me the same article, found here. It's the editorial in the Washington Times entitled "Resign, Mr. Speaker." (See Gerry's take here.)

Let's be clear -- now is not the time to have a leadership struggle. We're five weeks from an election that isn't looking very good. But, should the GOP somehow be able to keep the House in Republican hands (and Lord I hope they can!), the Speaker must go when the House returns.

Right now, however, we must fight. We must fight like our lives depend on it. Make no mistake, the timing of the Foley allegations were not designed to persuade swing voters to vote Democrat. They allegations were designed to suppress the GOP turnout. We must not let the Democrats be successful at this.

While we know the GOP is far from perfect and, under Denny Hastert's recent leadership, has been a disappointment, we know the Democrats would cut all funding from Iraq, unleash investigative hordes on the President, and block all tax reforms and social security reforms.

Onward and along.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

we know the Democrats would cut all funding from Iraq, unleash investigative hordes on the President, and block all tax reforms and social security reforms.

hee hee. this is as good as the "they's secret socialists!" line that blount came up with, which describes the thinking of these folks, my dad, and even one or two ilxors, in terms of trying to either amp up or project baseless fears...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Amusing -- Kudlow is now floating this 'get rid of him but after the election, please' meme.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, no, scratch that, I read too quickly. It's more of a general 'HASTERT YOU ARE A DOLT' rant.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

And then again there's this:

I'm just thinking out loud here. What if somebody got to the page and said, you know, we want you to set Foley up. We need to do a little titillating thing here. Keep it and save it and so forth. How would you get a kid to do that? Yeah, who knows? You threaten him or pay him. There's any number of ways given the kind of people that we're dealing with and talking about here.

Now, folks, I don't want to be misunderstood here. I'm not trying to mount any kind of a defense. That's a bad word. I'm not trying to get into a defense of what Mark Foley did. Please don't misunderstand. I'm just telling you that the -- the -- the orgy and the orgasm that has been taking place in the media since Friday and with the Democrats is -- it's all coordinated, and it's all -- it's all oriented toward the election. There's no concern about the kid -- no concern about the children.

There is -- there is -- there's not even any real problem with what Foley did, as we've discussed. In their hearts and minds and their crotches, they don't have any problem with what Foley did. They've defended it over the -- over the years.

Ah Mr. Limbaugh. You remain an unusual man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Today's NY Times article quotes his lawyer as saying he has never ever had physical contact with a minor. If that's true, it's only because nobody gave him a chance. In those messages, he was definitely trying to set something up.

-- Maria :D (djdutc...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 7:02 AM. (later)

i'd be surprised if he didn't actually do something in real life.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm just telling you that the -- the -- the orgy and the orgasm that has been taking place in the media"

nicely worded there Rush-o

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Show me on the doll where the Congressman touched you."

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Mark Foloey: winning hearts and minds and crotches.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

oops typo

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

orgy and the orgasm

yeah, we got another faulkner on our hands.

Rush knows the 16- and 17-year-old beasts, he's seen the american apparel adverts. they just like to coyly egg you on.

xp

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Uh so what should Democrats be doing? Hammer on this Lewinsky-style or immediately start talking about something else, everything else?

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

The Democrats should milk this for all its worth while also paying attention to everything else.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

dust off the "republican culture of corruption" bit and start using that multiple times during every media hit.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Uh so what should Democrats be doing? Hammer on this Lewinsky-style or immediately start talking about something else, everything else?

Well, let's see...

* Frist is planning to hand Afghanistan back to the Taliban
* Condi is negotiating involving Saudi Arabia in the reconstruction of Iraq
* And, yeah, that War Crimes bill that just passed.

"Republicans: not protecting your children. not protecting you from terrorists"

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh jesus fuck limbaugh.

In those messages, he was definitely trying to set something up.

I don't think he would keep after those kids if he hadn't been successful at least once. I dunno. Poor guys, how many of them had the idea that this is just the way the game is played in DC? :(

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

anthony's IMs have made it onto Wonkette!

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/mark-foley/exclusive-mark-foley-chat-204861.php

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

I think Foley is probably one of many in congress that have had an inappropriate relationship with the pages, he's just the one that was too desperate and obvious to avoid detection.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

The new woodward? xp

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Fame! And fortune!

Meanwhile, Boehner plays defense:

I disagree with the editorial board of the Washington Times ("Resign, Mr. Speaker," Oct. 3, 2006). We are all outraged about Mark Foley's abhorrent and reprehensible conduct. He preyed on children entrusted to our care and he disgraced our institution.

Mr. Foley lied to his fellow members, he lied to the Clerk of the House, and I believe everyone wishes they knew more and knew it earlier so we would have caught Mr. Foley's lies and deceit. Those of us in the Republican leadership have done our best to provide an accurate chronology of our recollections and conversations with Rep. Rodney Alexander (R-LA) regarding Mr. Foley, but one thing is certain: no one in the leadership, including Speaker Hastert, had any knowledge of the warped and sexually explicit instant messages that were revealed by ABC News last Friday. Had Speaker Hastert or anyone else in our leadership known about Mr. Foley's despicable conduct, I'm confident the Speaker would have moved to expel Mr. Foley immediately and turn him over to the appropriate authorities.

Our congressional pages and their parents deserve a fair and full investigation by the Justice Department, and I'm confident they will get one. We also need to know why these messages surfaced only last week, on the final day of legislative business before the November elections. If this evidence was withheld for political purposes, one can only speculate as to how many additional children may have been endangered before this information was finally revealed.

Sincerely,

John Boehner (R-OH)
House Majority Leader

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

fair and full investigation by the Justice Department,

yes, yes, so you don't have to answer questions about this on the campaign trail, we all get it.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'd never heard of these House pages before, and frankly the idea strikes me as ludicrous. Middle-aged men in positions of power have always liked fucking young boys, back to the Romans and the Greeks and probably before - surely this scheme has pretty much only ever been a way of smuggling hot teenage ass into congress for senators to fuck?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

All teenage boys should just be locked away to save everyone the temptation.... No! Isn't the page program supposed to be a way for boys and girls to get a first-hand introduction to the political system? Doing away with the program seems to me to be the wrong answer.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

All teenage boys should just be locked away to save everyone the temptation.... No! Isn't the page program supposed to be a way for boys and girls to get a first-hand introduction to the political system? Doing away with the program seems to me to be the wrong answer.

That's what I said.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Doing away with the program seems to me to be the wrong answer.

"Doing away with the political system seems to me to be the right answer."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

The new woodward?

can't spell woodward without wood

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ Wonkette Operative!!!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

omg i am fucking dying here. tears of laughter.

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

i would genuinely enjoy a convo between anthony and the former representative

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I think anthony should have a dick cavett type show with today's newsmakers.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'd download that and watch it the next day.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Nice comment that "Operative" should have used a better name. Anthony, could you change your name to Teenboy69? Kthks.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

This is rich:

HASTERT ON RUSH
Some quick notes:

Resign? "I'm not going to do that."

"We took care of Mr. Foley. We found out about it and asked him to resign. He did resign."

After learning of the "overly friendly" e-mail: "Foley said he wouldn't do it any more, he was sorry, he was just trying to talk to the kid...We told him not to do it any more, with him or with anyone, period."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Who thought this was a good idea? What a fucking Creepshow.

schwantz (schwantz), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

At one point, reporters asked if he could make the children leave so they could as adult questions, and he refused.

this is getting into Michael Jackson shit here.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony didn't use "operative," though. I think that's just Wonkette obscuring his actual AIM name.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

and on and on...

schwantz (schwantz), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

NAMBLA: We're Not Killers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1grvzsk936c

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

I love the logic in this bit:

No wonder all the muslims in the Middle East want to kill us. Our own members of Congress are a bunch of perverts and pedophiles.

Posted by: mike jones | Oct 3, 2006 1:56:24 PM

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Meantime:

ABC's Teddy Davis reports: In a radio interview with 700 WLW radio in Cincinnati, House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) placed responsibility for the Foley matter not being handled properly on House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL).

"I believe I talked to the Speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," said Boehner. "And, and, and my position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility. The Clerk of the House who runs the page program, the Page Board—all report to the Speaker. And I believe it had been dealt with."

Please note that by saying that he talked with the Speaker about Foley, Boehner is reversing course and going back to his original position.

On Friday, Boehner told the Washington Post that he "had learned in late spring of inappropriate e-mails Foley sent to the page, a boy from Louisiana, and that he promptly told Hastert, who appeared to know already of the concerns. Hours later, Boehner contacted The Post to say he could not be sure he had spoken with Hastert." LINK

According to today's radio interview, Boehner has gone back to saying that he did talk to Hastert about Foley.

All of this comes as Hastert faces intensifying questions about why Republicans had not reacted more assertively to Foley's messages.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

At one point, reporters asked if he could make the children leave so they could ask adult questions, and he refused.

lol xpost

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeh perversion and pedophilia in the muslim world is totally unheard of

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

That's extraordinary. And disgusting.

But why do you say Foley "interrupted a vote on the floor of the House"?

What is the specific evidence for that assertion? Do you know where he was when he sent the messages? Could it have been from a portable device? If you're implying he was in his office, isn't it permissible for a Rep. to come and go from the House floor, even during a vote?

It seems to me that a lot more details and context are needed here.

Posted by: along | Oct 3, 2006 1:50:15 PM

I SMELL A DOUCHEBAG (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

"the contemplation of the beardless!": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_the_Islamic_lands

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony didn't use "operative," though. I think that's just Wonkette obscuring his actual AIM name.

I know!

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

"I took it to my supervisor."

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Totally unverified info from an e-mail sent to me today and covering an unspecific number of years:

> Republican Pedophilia -- A Long but Distinguished List
>
> * Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" e-mails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year-old boy.
>
> * Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper was arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year-old girl on the Internet.
>
> * Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd was arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with an 8-year-old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.
>
> * Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year-old girl and was sentenced to 10 years' probation.
>
> * Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year-old boy.
>
> * Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.
>
> * Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano was arrested for sexually molesting a 14-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13- and 14-year-old girls.
>
> * Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.
>
> * Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year-old girls.
>
> * Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the Internet.
>
> * Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year-old girls.
>
> * Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
>
> * Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
>
> * Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.
>
> * Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
>
> * Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year-old girl he murdered.
>
> * Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
>
> * Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years' probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year-old black girl, which produced a child.
>
> * Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
>
> * Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year-old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial.
>
> * Republican activist Lawrence E. King Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
>
> * Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
>
> * Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of
> having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
>
> * Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child
> porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.>
>
> * Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
>
> * Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
>
> * Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
>
> * Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his stepdaughter.
>
> * Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline was placed under house arrest for child molestation and possession of child pornography.
>
> * Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
>
> * Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
>
> * Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was
> taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
>
> * Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year-old boy and possession of child pornography.
>
> * Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year-old babysitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
>
> * Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
>
> * Republican talk-show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year-old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
>
> * Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
>
> * Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the Internet from a 14-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year-old boy.
>
> * Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e., exposing himself to children).
>
> * Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a boy.
>
> * Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
>
> * Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
>
> * Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year-old girl.
>
> * Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
>
> * Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6 months in prison.
>
> * Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of
> child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
>
> * Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
>
> * Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the Internet.
>
> * Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good
> military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having
> sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.>
>
> * Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
>
> * Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
>
> * Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year-old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
>
> * Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer.
>
> * Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year-old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

****
Maf54: ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote…I don't want to keep you from doing our job
Maf54: can I have a good kiss goodnight
Teen: :-*
Teen:

The House voted that evening on HR 1559, Emergency War Time supplemental appropriations.
*********

This gets better and better! If he's using the drunk messaging defense, he's going to have to claim he was drunk on the job.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

The exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms.

teen: will cyber for yea vote on HR 2456
Maf54: you got it

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

from April '06
For Immediate Release:

Foley Hosts Internet Safety Training For Children At Wellington Landings Middle School

April 21, 2006

WELLINGTON, FL.

Congressman Mark Foley (FL-16) will host internet safety training for more then 350 sixth graders at Wellington Landings Middle School (1100 Aero Club Drive, Wellington) provided by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The program is designed to teach children about the dangers on the internet. Recent national reports have brought attention to the issue. Members of the press are invited to attend.

Monday, April 24th, 2:00 p.m.

WHAT: Internet Safety Training for Children.

WHO: Reps. Mark Foley, Representatives from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and 350 sixth graders...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

That is sordid!

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

> * Republican activist Lawrence E. King Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
>
> * Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.

o rly? i mean, rly?

where'd that email come from M.?

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.voxfux.com/features/bush_child_sex_coverup/franklin.htm

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

where'd that email come from M.?

A wacky friend.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

is there something to the notion that many pederasts or pedophiles will try to counter their own private 'foibles' via public attempts at trying to stop this sort of behavior? as if their guilt is manifested by their acting 180 degrees in the other direction?

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Who is Mike Jones?

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://shop.siccness.net/images/mike%20jones%20-%20balln%20underground.jpg

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe it's so no one would suspect them?
2xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe its cuz it gives them access to child porn + children?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)


Did Democrats Page Mark Foley?

But it didn't take long at all after Foley's resignation for the Democrats to call for an investigation of the entire Republican leadership in the House, charging that GOP stalwarts knew early on that Foley, as they like to say in the rehab business, had a "problem."

Democrats have begun losing their once-significant lead in the polls, and a mere five weeks remain until the midterm elections. Is this scandal the Democrats' own "October Surprise," meant to throw the GOP into a tailspin shortly before the vote?

Recent polls show Democrats aren't doing very well on several key issues. What better way than a good, old-fashioned sex scandal to get people's minds off such things as the importance of winning the war in Iraq, our ongoing vulnerability to terrorist attack and the necessity of keeping the Bush economic boom going?...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently that 'swing back' piece by Hewitt has been seized on by the House Republican Conference. Presumably because they have no ideas of their own.

Meanwhile, O'Beirne, who I'm sure would much rather be talking about the Washington Post and her husband at this point:

I won't be surprised if the calls for Speaker Hastert to resign owing to his alleged malfeasance in the Foley scandal increase owing, in part, to frustration with his misfeasance in handling the fallout. Taking him at his word, if he doesn't recall learning about the "overly friendly" e-mail exchanges until the end of last week, others are far more responsible than he is for the negligent response last year — including his aides who were informed, the House clerk and Congressmen Alexander and Shimkus. (If they didn't think there was anything wrong/alarming with the exchange why speak to Foley? If it did strike them as wrong/alarming satisfying themselves with a conversation with him was not enough And hiding behind the page's parents' wish that nothing more be done is indefensible. One set of parents, who are only concerned with the well-being of their own son, cannot be allowed to decide how aggressively other parents' children are going to be protected. Note: Page parents who want to cut off contact with a member of Congress should set off deafening alarm bells given that a successful stint as a page would be marked by having made contact with influential congressmen who take an interest in their offspring).

Now, according to Byron's notes on his interview with Rush, Speaker Hastert explains that after learning of the Foley e-mails last year "We told him not to do it anymore. . . " What's with the "We?" He's embracing the earlier negligent response as adequate?

And others more directly involved are more responsible than John Boehner and Tom Reynolds but their buck-passing is unbecoming of public officials. The well-being of the young people in their charge should be a personal concern of every member. Their responsibility is not discharged when they make no detailed inquiries and merely pass along some version of the Foley affair to Hastert because it was "in his corner" of responsibility or because he's the "supervisor."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so confused why people think foreknowledge of this was necessary for the response we've seen. Calling for investigations is like an involuntary response for congresspersons.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

True. But it's all about nuance. And elections. In part.

York, for instance:

Without citing any specific sources, it seems clear that Republicans believe Democrats and their supporting groups are playing a role in the ongoing series of Foley revelations, like the latest IMs from 2003 published by ABC News. At this point in the story, most Republicans aren't saying it, because they don't want to be seen as trying to minimize the seriousness of what Foley did....

If the Justice Department follows up on Hastert's request, the House is going to be faced with some of the same issues it encountered in the investigation into Rep. William "Cold Cash" Jefferson. How far can executive branch investigators go in getting information from the offices of members of Congress? In the Jefferson case, Hastert took a hard line with the Justice Department, and those investigators still haven't seen some material from Jefferson's office. Now, how much will Hastert cooperate with the investigation that he himself has called for?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL @ "Bush economic boom" - first time I've ever heard that phrase!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

William "Cold Cash" Jefferson.

aw c'mon, call him that and more folks will vote for him.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- That's been a right talking point for months now! The argument basically goes like this:

"All indicators are doing splendidly! The public thinks otherwise! Clearly the administration is not doing its best to convey the truth!"

aka, anything Kudlow has said for months (years?) now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not trying to clean up *ahem* anything, but while Foley appears to be many things, he looks like an ephebophile rather than a pedophile.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

ephebophile

is that latin for "likes wang measurements"?

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

All sorts of weird stuff bubbling up at NRO. Lowry again, response to Lowry, O'Beirne...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

'tis all greek to me

xpost

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Just curious. What's the age of consent in the UK? Anybody know?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

RedState today:

Departure

Desperation

Defiance

Directors: "[N]ow is not the time for a leadership contest. Anyone who suggests otherwise is a fool or a foe."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

And once more from the unnerving environs of townhall.com, Barnett...:

Their ethical transgressions remain a matter for investigation. Their political malfeasance does not. They got the word that a gay Member who had a reputation for lusting after young men and being overly chummy with the page program had sent inappropriate emails. How the House leadership could have failed to detect the potential for calamity here is beyond me. Call me a loon, but I think our political leaders should have a finely honed acumen for politics. The current House leadership has been consistently deficient in this regard, and this time it might do some serious political damage.

...vs. good ol' Hugh:

Mark Levin just joined me in an interview in which we both blast the allegedly conservative pundits who are working overtime to toss Republicans under the bus on the basis of zero truthed evidence of GOP leadership complicity other than e-mails which major newspapers, ABC's Brian Ross and evidently the FBI all deemed as insufficiently interesting to publish with dispatch or investigate further.

The pundits/activists calling for hastert's resignation should be asking where those IMs have been for three years and why they are being leaked now? There is an innocent explanation --the Foley target has kept them and has now decided to pass them out, and that would be his right. But there are far from innocent explanations as well, and given the Rathergate example of two years ago, pardon me if I am suspicious.

These elections could put Nancy Pelosi in the Speaker's chair --third in line for the presidency--along with John Murtha as Majority Leader, John Conyers at the head of Judiciary and Charles Rangell (and William "The Freezer" Jefferson) at the top of Ways and Means. Given the stakes for this country's safety and security not to mention its economy, I think the center-right would be well served by a lot less posturing and a lot more digging from its new media members.

For those unfamiliar, Hewitt talks like that last paragraph *all the time* -- nothing else matters and he's the most humorless robot as a result.

Barnett, at least, has a crack in the facade, though his narrative is yawnsome:

We’re at a rough point in history. We’re going to be at war for a long time with a dangerous enemy. The Republicans haven’t put forth an inspiring vision on that war because we don’t know what victory will look like. We hoped it would look like a peaceful and democratic Middle East joining the family of nations, and it still may, but it’s going to be a long road from here to there.

But the Democrats don’t even know we’re at war.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha dood how many nicknames does Jefferson have?!? (plz tell me "Cash Money" is one of 'em)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT.

WE'RE AT WAR??????????????????

US Democrats (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I have full faith in Jimmy Smits as commander in chief.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hastert on Rush:

Speaker Hastert: There's two sets of e-mails first of all — or text messages I guess what they are — and one set or bunch of them were done in 2003. We never knew about it. Someone else held those all the way from 2003 until now. The next set was — the other one was — something that the family asked Representative Alexander to look into. He contacted the counsel in our office. Our counsel put him to the page board. The page board confronted Foley, and this was Katrina message that said, basically, "How did you get through the hurricane? Are you okay?" But the parents wanted him... We did know what the text of that message was because the parents held it and they didn't want it revealed, but we stopped it. We went to Foley; told him to stand down, "Don't do this." We asked if there was any sex or explicit language in this message. There was not, and we thought we had the thing revolved. On the other hand, we're trying to do better. As I said, since I've been speaker we've taken the pages out of a dilapidated building; put them in a safe building, given them 24-hour supervision, put more people in the page building so that they have contacts. They have people who look over them and work with them all the time. They are under, basically, 24-hour supervision while they're in Washington. This happened when the pages left Washington — and, you know, we're in the same situation with parents all over America in trying to make sure our kids are safe, and we want to work to make sure all this text messages messaging stuff and computer stuff is safe, too.

RUSH: Mr. Speaker, I'm hearing a lot of people — I'm in Florida, and of course there's a lot of press talk about this and individuals including in Washington — who are saying, "Well, we've known for a long time of Mr. Foley's sexual orientation." When the first set of e-mails hit and the red flags of alarm went up, was there any hesitation on the part of the Republican leadership to not deal with this in public at that point because of his sexual orientation and not to appear to be gay bashing?

SPEAKER HASTERT: No. First of all, what we knew is exactly what I told you. The parents contacted us. They wanted someplace to go to because they didn't want this contact to go on, and what we knew about it was that Foley contacted this kid through e-mail and asked him how he got through the hurricane, the Katrina hurricane. He was from New Orleans, I guess. The other part of it was, well, we didn't know anything else other than what they told us. We went to Foley, confronted him. He said he wouldn't do it anymore. He was sorry. He was just trying to talk to the kid — he liked the kid, nice kid — and he wouldn't do it anymore. We told him not to do it anymore there or to anybody. Period.

Lowry on Hastert:

Like Defending FEMA after Katrina

That's a little bit like what Hastert is trying to do here. After Katrina, it made political sense for Bush just to say, "Look, I'm not happy with the response and we're going to fix it" (which eventually he said).Hastert should be doing the same thing, instead of trying to defend what will strike most people as the indefensible response to the Foley warning signs. Of course, the longer Hastert does it, the harder it will be for him to pull out of it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

A letter to Lowry by a concerned citizen, terrified perhaps by the rise of Emperor Palpatine -- er, Pelosi:

Rich,

I'm a former House Republican staffer who now follows Washington for a small investment banking firm. I don't why if there's anything surprising by what I'm writing but please don't cite my name as the firm might not be thrilled.

All of this decapitation talk is only about timing. Hastert is finished. The only question is whether it is now or later. Regardless of the election outcome, Hastert won't be Speaker next year. If the Democrats take the House, then, obviously, Pelosi will be Speaker. If the Republicans somehow hang on, there are enough House Republicans who will withhold their support so he won't have enough votes to remain as Speaker and he won't have his patron, Tom DeLay, around to twist arms for votes to keep him in the Speaker's chair.

The relevant question is whether it is in the Republicans' political interest for him to step down now or later. I don't know if there is time to do so, but I think it would help the base if he announced that he was stepping aside and said that the House needs new Republican leadership. It might be a little messy but they should consult with Newt and Rove about how to project a message of a new start returning to conservative ideals (avoid the word "values"). They can still run on a positive agenda that might save the House. The current path will lead to Speaker Pelosi.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno. I get the feeling that the Moral Majority wing of NROWorld has already abandoned Hastert.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

(and William "The Freezer" Jefferson)

dude already quit the W&M committee months ago, didn't he?

and it amuses me how much these guys reaallly don't like Nancy Pelosi.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

told him to stand down

hahaha oh how the military talk has permeated these guys' entire subculture

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

re Jefferson, Dems kicked him off the committee actually. led by Pelosi. he sure didn't go voluntarily.

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Dems could/should come out with something like "We are HORRIFIED at the accusations that we would use revelations of SEXUAL PREDATOR-hood as a political tool. Even if we did have knowledge of this previously, which we most certainly did not, wouldn't we want to refer it to the Republican leadership so they could deal with it, rather than using such a HORRIBLE, SICK REVELATION for our own political gain? The thought sickens us."

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

yes but they're the democrats so they'll just smirk and parole dangerous convicts instead

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

; )

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

As long as they don't parole juvenile delinquents and then try and have sex with them.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm waiting for Borat's report on all this.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

anyone watching this press conference? foley's lawyer is looking good. foley denies he every had sex w/a minor, says he was abused by a clergy member when he was young and that he's gay. he's in rehab for a monht and hasn't been contacted by the law.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

he's really sorry dudes.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I just heard about that myself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

he should just say "at least I didn't shoot a bunch of amish girls!"

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

won't say weather it was a priest, deacon, imam, rabbi or from any other religion which he understands number over 300.

NEVER ATTEMPTED TO HAVE SEXUAL CONTACT W/A MINOR!

he's a closet drinker - never drank @ work just @ night.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

won't say weather it was a priest, deacon, imam, rabbi or from any other religion which he understands number over 300.

"I just remember 1. R0n touched me and it got a bit confused."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

the lawyer has not watched tv today and is not by his own admission very web savvy.

someone is asking him about the im's foley wrote during a house vote and if he was drunk then - although he says that mark was drunk when he wrote the naughty im's he was never drunk @ work. (something makes me think we might not be totally leveled w/here)

the lawyer admitted foley to rehab himself.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

MARK FOLEY HAS NEVER HAD SEXUAL CONTACT W/A MINOR!

(how long before the other shoe drops)

according to chris mathews foley went to catholic school.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

shocker

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

no one axed if he was @ scientology rehab

boo

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh no tucker carlson wants some gravitas to call his own

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

can we have a week of news without child molestation, pleeze? thanx

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Right-wing wonk meltdown mode might be fast approaching. Baseball Crank to John Cole throughout the comments is nutty stuff.

Maggie Gallagher, meanwhile, is on the warpath:

Rep.
Dennis Hastert is a basically decent man who happens to head up a party that failed to investigate evidence that a GOP congressman (widely known among insiders to be gay) was seeking inappropriate contact with minor boys entrusted to his care. The Washington Times is right: He should resign his leadership post.

So should Rep. Tom Reynolds, the House GOP campaign chairman, who according to news accounts said: "I don't think I went wrong at all; I don't know what else I could have done."

I do.

The Democrats' response is a transparently political and deeply despicable effort to confuse voters into believing that GOP leaders knew about and ignored sexually explicit e-mails. But I don't care. It is enough for me that GOP leaders knew that a parent and child had lodged a complaint. They should at a minimum have questioned other pages to find out if other boys may have been involved.

A full investigation must now take place, and Dennis Hastert simply cannot credibly oversee it. Yes, that investigation must include finding out why this sordid story, involving potential threats to children, emerged only a few weeks before an election. Anyone who sat on or set up this story with partisan motives should be exposed. But first things first.

With great power comes great responsibility. Memo to GOP House leaders: Have the decency to accept responsibility and resign from leadership. Or come November, I vote to let the other side put their bums in charge.

Context -- Gallagher is a former NRO editor.

Rep. Hyde, meanwhile, feels somewhat perturbed at all these nasty questions:

Calls for Speaker Hastert to step down from his leadership position are an overreaction based on what we know. The Speaker has stated that he was not aware of the text messaging between Congressman Foley and a page.

It’s important to separate the email that was reported to the Speaker’s staff, the Clerk of the House, the FBI, and the St. Petersburg Times a few months ago from the text messages that were reported by the media this week. The email was evidently determined by all to be overly friendly but not of a sexual nature while the text messages, just revealed were explicitly sexual.

Any text messages that were sexually explicit should have been turned over to the Speaker, to the Ethics Committee, and to the FBI as soon as they were discovered. Speaker Hastert has recommended that the Attorney General launch an investigation into Foley’s actions and also into who knew about the messages and why they were held to be given to the media five weeks prior to the election rather than to law enforcement officials right away.

This is a sad day for all of us who serve in Congress. Every time a member becomes involved in misconduct, it casts a shadow over the entire membership. The young people who come to Washington to serve as pages and interns should be protected and held in high esteem by everyone serving in that body.

Speaker Tip O’Neill was not asked to resign when scandals involving pages with both a Democrat Congressman and a Republican Congressman surfaced in 1983. It would be unfair to cast blame on the Speaker and others in the Republican Leadership for the despicable actions of one man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

here's some youtube action http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/001686.php

his lawyer's pretty hilarious - excellent combover/disheveled look w/ extreme mouth gnashing enunciation.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

JPod shows signs of mordant humor: Obviously, the horrible trauma of his youth left Foley no choice but to give teenage boys advice on how to masturbate more effectively

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I see you noticed that at the same time I did.

Barber and Bainbridge get testy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i love this dudes lawyer

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Hewitt interviews Hastert. Fun times had, I'm sure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

"We, more than most, are keenly aware of man’s frailty. It is a mirror reflecting our own."

http://combatarms.mu.nu/archives/Osama-bin-Laden-Bill-Clinton.jpg

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, you couldn't make this up:

HH: I begin today with Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert. Mr. Speaker, welcome back to the Hugh Hewitt Show.

DH: Hugh, it's great to be on with you.

HH: Now the Washington Times called for your resignation today. Are you going to quit?

DH: No.

HH: Why not?

DH: Well, first of all, what happened with the Foley affair, I'm sorry it happened. We did the best we did with the information that we had at the time. And we're going to try to do a better job. We are going to do a better job. The fact is that we've had...put these kids in a new dormitory, safer, gave them electronic protections, gave them more supervision, almost, it is 24 hour supervision, more people on the job. And what we've been able to do over the last few years is just make it much more safer for them, but evidently, not safe enough. So we've got to not only protect kids when they're in Washington, we also have to protect kids when they're out away from Washington, and at home. And that's exactly what happened there. We're working to do that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/bg1002aj.jpg

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i see what he did there : D

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hastert sounds like a drink.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

*er, like he NEEDS a drink

(as do I)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

katherine harris breaks it down:

"the media are being quite disingenuous to try to make it a partisan issue--if anything, the republicans didn't know about these issues, and we're gonna be very anxious to find out who in the media are on the other side of the aisle knew about it and kept this from the public interest because, our children are at stake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7kFyY0hOKQ


dan (dan), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

as fluid and as articulate as ever.

also, http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53614

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

So we've got to not only protect kids when they're in Washington, we also have to protect kids when they're out away from Washington, and at home.

what a fucking obnoxious regurgitation of nannystate nonsense. the best way to "protect kids" is to keep the fucking BAD GUYS off the streets. Hey Dennis, how about exploding with anger and apologies? What a pud.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S LIKE YOU SAY THE WORD 'BONER' IN THIS COUNTRY AND EVERYONE'S UP IN A TIZZY. IF YOU SAY THE WORD 'WAR', IT'S ALL HIP-HOORAYS AND ROSES AND COUNTRY MUSIC.

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

"And it was one of the strangest press conversations I’ve ever had with a press person for a congressman, because I’ve never ended that conversation saying, 'So the question is: does the congressman engage in sexually explicit internet messages with teenagers that worked as congressional pages?' And when he had to tell me he’d call me back on that one, I knew we had a problem here."

"Well, I think the House leadership is really scrambling to figure out what they knew, when they knew it and what they did about it. And, you know, they can't all seem to get on the same page." (My emphasis.)

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/10/03/142231

R_S (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

what i want to know is which clergyman abused foley? is he possibly even still alive? did he abuse others who are still in need of healing? i think foley should help discover the answers to these questions, because some other victims just might need closure.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

i have a feeling that priest is now living with bernard kerik's ex-nanny

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

All hail Carol Herman, dedicated blog commenter at Captains Quarters and completely gone:

Okay. FOLEY GOT ELECTED.

Do you know his claim to fame? He loves to give parties. He's known as GAY. And, this did not impede his WINNING his elections. At least 3 of them.

What you're learning is that different districts elect different "types."

Murtha? Gets the job done in a depressed area (Johnstown, Pa) that lost jobs when we allowed the steel industry to leave America.

How did Murtha do it? Believe it or not, it took lots of owrk. He got cooperation from Pennsylvania's governor. And, senators. It looked good to the DEFENSE INDUSTRY CONTRACTORS. Others were probably also vying for these factories.

Now? It seems Murtha is free to diss our men in the military without having a single defense contractor bat an eyelash. Business is business.

While FOLEY is another matter. His constitutents LOVE TO PARTY! Hardy party. And, that's why Foley keeps winning.

Well, if you go t a donk district in Georgia you saw a freak, Cynthia McKinney, returned to Congress. Until she punched a cop. And, also appeared to have very bad hair days. Now she's lost. And, somebody else fills this seat.

Hastert, meanwhile, gets GOPsters from all over the map. What, exactly, was he supposed to do with FOLEY? The guy masturbates behind closed coors.

And, just to remind you: THE DEMOCRATS FORBID PHONE TAPPING. You can't use this to find out what the terrorists are up to. And, so, Hastert was supposed to mind-read?

We've got 35 days to go to election day. So far, all the Fake but Accurate stuff ends up reducing the donks attempts at gaining the majority.

And, this is the big hyped story that's supposed to work?

At least the Internet lets us add color.

In the old days kids were lied to about masturbation. Since FOLEY is not blind. And, he doesn't have hair growing on his palms.

But interestingly enough, he can "type dirty." Where in the old days the story would have been he was using his penis to dial.
Posted by: Carol_Herman [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 3, 2006 11:54 PM

(The longer post earlier is possibly even more beamed-straight-from-planet-Tharg.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ.

Well, if you go t a donk district in Georgia you saw a freak, Cynthia McKinney, returned to Congress. Until she punched a cop. And, also appeared to have very bad hair days.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

This whole thing is pretty sick, and sad, and I guess the only "good" news to come out of it is that none of the pages were actually physically abused. At least I haven't heard anything to that effect yet. Although everyone stopped pretending quite a while ago that these types of things shouldn't be politicized, the Democrats in all of their spineless ineptitude will still find a way to blow this.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

I guess Carol Herman is encouraging public masturbation?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

Playing devil's advocate here... and I have to confess also that I haven't been following the story that closely. But is what Foley did really that tragically bad that he has to be professionally and socially ruined?

Sure, the guy is pretty creepy. He sends suggestive emails and indulges in lewd instant messaging with teens. As far as I can see, none of said teens are under 16. Legal consent seems to vary from state to state in the U.S., but certainly 16 would be legal in most if not all Western European countries, and so it should be. So from the evidence, the guy is not a pedophile, he has not actually sexually abused anyone, he hasn't threatened anyone, he's merely sent some lewd, cybersexual IMs to guys who, in the vast majority of Western countries in the world, would be considered above the legal age of consent.

When I was 16-18, I had that blond angelic look that was very appealing to certain types of gay guys, and working as a waiter I used to get hit on regularly, by customers and by guys I worked with. And sometimes it was a bit lewd and a bit creepy. But as long as the guy backed off when I made it plain I wasn't interested, it didn't unduly bother me. I certainly wouldn't have wanted anyone professionally ruined because of it.

As I say, devil's advocate here, and perhaps I haven't been following the story properly.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

I understand what you're saying, but it's the power situation that is truly irksome here. Of course these kids wanted to please this guy, a Congressman!, and would feel more awkward than you would in a waiter/customer situation. These pages probably dream of a political career someday, adding another layer making it difficult to come forward.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, there is the power situation, I totally agree. Although the really x-rated stuff was in the IMs, and I guess his interlocuters there didn't know who he was.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

They knew who he was. They were personal IMs.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

Sex talk via AIM with vaguelly reciprocating (if only because of your position) 16 and 17 year old highly achieving young men versus raping at gunpoint seven year old Amish girls. Why is this thread so much longer than the other?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

you are an idiot

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

ilx brownshirts march on

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

please be joking

xpost

jhoshea megafuna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

You can call me an idiot if you like but the contrasting reactions to these two (slightly) similar incidents is very interesting. Foley's case is sad, manipulative, duplicitous and hypocritical, but the Amish murders are plain horrendous and incomprehensible. Foley's barely even been on the news in the UK, but the Amish case is all over the front pages. What's the media coverage proprortionally in the States?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Sex talk via AIM with vaguelly reciprocating (if only because of your position) 16 and 17 year old highly achieving young men versus raping at gunpoint seven year old Amish girls. Why is this thread so much longer than the other?

If the length of ILX threads accurately reflected the gravity of events, then it'd be a strange old world indeed.

Killing Amish girls = utterly horrendous, but not necessarily many political ramifications.
Congressman in sex scandal = not nearly so horrendous, but serious ramifications for upcoming elections.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

amish kids getting bodied is awful but that doesnt mean the story isnt meaningless tabloid shit w/ no possible future ramifications or political content - i guess we could learn more about dude on some movie-of-the-week shit but who gives a fuck?

foley is getting sensationalist coverage too of course but theres a LOT of important shit going on here & its not going away any time soon - i think GOP systematically covering this up is a good deal more important than some lone nut murder/suicide, which will happen again next week & every week for the end of time but probably in a slightly less exploitable setting - the kind of person who is interested in prizing this story over foley is an idiot at best, rightwing propagandist at worst

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

nice job out humanizing everybody tho medals all around

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

havent seen this much creepy fake empathy since the golden age of kenan herbert

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

What about what the Amish incident says about gun control laws?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

It's a lot easier to talk about a situation where (seemingly) the only person who got hurt was the one doing the dirty talk.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno what do the other roughly 15,000 gun killings & accidents in 2006 say about gun laws

vs all the other republican congressman pederasty cover-ups in 2006

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

the guy didn't rape the amish girls at gunpoint, nick

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

No, but reports suggest that he would have given the chance, Kyle. Didn't he have tubes of lubricant and restraints with him?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

yes. but anyway what else is there to say about it? it is fucked up and sad

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

(and that is why this thread is longer than the other)

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

I guess so. I also guess gun control laws just wont ever actually be discussed properly in the US.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

There is no point to comparing these stories.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right, Nick - let's wallow in the sensationalist dead-end morass of a disturbed individual killing & potentially molesting school children, instead of discussing the political ramifications of a representitive of the party in power being caught in a damaging scandal that could affect not only the upcoming election in November, but also the election coming up in 2008, and (by proxy) the immediate future of the United States. And, hey, let's do that on a thread that has NOTHING TO DO with the school shootings, too.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

When disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley announced he was entering rehab for treatment of alcoholism and "other behavioral problems," some of those who have known him for years were shocked and suspicious.

Some friends and acquaintances said they rarely saw him drink.

A former colleague, Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., said on Fox News Channel: "I don't buy this at all. I think this is a phony defense. The fact is, I think he's responsible for what he did here and I think it's a gimmick."

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2524410

shocker

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

The big problem with where you're going, Nick, is that most of (if not all) the Americans on this board already wanted more stringent gun laws before the tragedy at the Amish school before this tragedy occurred. You really want a whole thread full of people going "SEE????"

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

Republicans have been conducting a behind-the-scenes campaign to redirect attention away from themselves. Within 24 hours of Foley's resignation, GOP aides and Republican political operatives began pushing a story that Brian Smoot -- who was Louisiana Rep. Rodney Alexander's chief of staff before the lawmaker switched parties to the GOP in 2004 -- might have been involved in leaking the e-mails to reporters. The GOP operatives have been making the argument to a host of reporters that the leaker, by sitting on the e-mails, acted in a way that could enrage voters. Alexander was the sponsor of the page who received e-mails from Foley described as "overly friendly."

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2006/10/republicans_bla.html

gop really misfiring here - reminds me of the terry shivo debacle in that the only people this behavior can please is their hardcore base - while it grosses everyone else out. seems like the best thing to do would be boot hassert et al asap and say sorry. the longer the guilty parties hang on the worse it gets. and yeah i am enjoying their flailing death throws immensely.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

I can see why people find hyping a sex scandal repugnant, but this is oh so much more than just a sex scandal. If Foley were exchanging e-mails or IMs with his lover who happened to be of consenting age, the story would just be about sex and him being gay. Foley was exploiting underage kids on the job, using his position of power. That's bad enough (and we probably haven't heard the whole story yet), but not the whopper. The reason this is a huge deal is that the supposedly moral, virtuous GOP did nothing to stop it. It's the hypocrisy and the way that this was handled that is the big deal. Add election time and the ramifications for who gets to make policy in the US = HUGE STORY. Lewinsky pales in comparison.

((What is there really to say about the gun shootings? "Oh, how terrible! We need stricter gun control laws." As if thread count is somehow a barometer of how much this community cares about this or that.))

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

besides with delay gone who knows why hassert's even still around?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

i don't konw but every day that he remains and someone stands up for them, the grave they're digging for themselves gets a little deeper.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

wait his name is hastert - how did i never notice this?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

One Susie Bright (new to me) hits the unpopular note I respond to:


All things considered, I don't give a shit about this.

"I'm rather devastated on another front. Our Congress passed bills this past week that dismantle habeas corpus, that legalize torture and free-for-all wiretapping. The emperor's new edicts target anyone, including citizens, who might have a bad hair day in the President's almighty estimation . . .

"Yet this new regime is apparently a big yawn with the American public. Snooze on, Victoria. Everyone who watches TV knows all about Foley's boxer shorts, but the loss of one's right to privacy, or a jury trial, doesn't seem to make anyone's dick hard . . .

"That odd select few, the voting crew who put this club in office, are so precious that they don't believe that tewworist-related nastiness will ever happen to them. George Bush wouldn't dare waterboard anyone in YOUR family! Terrorists are easy to spot because they incite hysterical racist feelings you can't control!

"And I'm supposed to care about Tom, Dick, and Mark-Foolery?

"I'm not worried about 16-year-old pages insofar as their age is concerned. It's damaging to infantilize them. They are NOT children. When I was sixteen, and my boss harassed me, I was outraged, but I didn't want to be treated like a child; I had my own personal sex life as I pleased.

"These pages deserve respect. Their concerns are a legitimate labor complaint, and they are interns dealing with a hostile work atmosphere, rather than babies without a minder.

"Foley is gross, and resignation is too good for him — but the reason he disgusts is his politics, his ethical vacuum. It's not that he's gay, or thinks hard-bodied young athletes are hot. I'd love to Gitmo him and any of his brethren at dawn, but don't give me this pedo-titillation crap like that's what I'm supposed to care about."

http://www.susiebright.com/susie_brights_journal_/2006/10/i_am_having_an_.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

I sympathize completely with Bright's feeling there's more to be regularly worried about but think she's a terrible observer of intraparty dynamics.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

this story is immensely important as far as getting the people who passed said sicko legislation unelected goes - so i can't really understand not being interested in it.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

seems like the best thing to do would be boot hassert et al asap and say sorry.

you could be right but it's just not in these guys' DNA to do that

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

What about what the Amish incident says about gun control laws?

it doesn't say anything, is the thing. Gun control might be really useful for restricting impulse crimes, crimes of passion, 1-on-1 revenge hits, etc - I think it would be. But a guy like this dude was going to murder a lot of children one way or the other, and the only way to stop him would have been if somebody (a doctor, a mental health worker, a social worker) had noticed the pressure building up and gotten him help. Access to a gun only determined the specific trajectory of his insanity. Insane people have been doing shit like this throughout recorded history. It's terrible, but it's not "important," in the sense that there's really nothing to do about it but mourn.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/Foley-BO-Dem.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

i should qualify my last post: it's not just a purely political thing - this scandal exposes the gop's hypocrisy, ie moral clarity etc.

apparently bob novak is reporting in his column today that the head of the national republican congressional committee (rep. tom reynolds, who knew about the initial batch of emails) urged foley, who was thinking of retiring, to run.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

(XP) Whha-aaa?

I don't think Susie Bright's viewpoint is supposed to be political in the first place...and possibly not in the second or third or.... I still think she's talking sense.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT, FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

i must admit, i kind of admire them.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

What, that they changed his party affiliation so quickly?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

this story is immensely important as far as getting the people who passed said sicko legislation unelected goes

Just like the ports 'scandal' ... or Katrina... or...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well in case you did notice the current admin is much less popular than before those things happened.

i'm not being all this is the big one dudes. but happening so near the election and cutting so close to the gop's quick, i do think it's a big deal that could swing a few seats - certainly already swung one.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

age of consent in DC is 16. the problem is that Foley might be subject to the so-called "Adam Walsh" act, where you can't solicit minors, which are people below the age of 18. But again, the question here is one of a person's character and judgment--the fact that he's in a huge position of power, authority, and influence and he's coming on to someone much younger and especially, someone much less mature (and, in some cases, apparently, someone that worked for him.)

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you sort of have to hand it to Fox for shit like that - it's so next-level

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

A search for "Mark Foley (D-FL)" gets you a picture of him posing with Kelly Clarkson.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

If ever there was a photo that makes me want to slap my screen...

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rarediseases.org/news/images/B1.jpg

SIIIIINCE U BEEN GOOOOOOONE!!!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

rather

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

she looks differnt

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

If you think anyone but wonks remember the port thing, hahaha.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh did you happen to mention katrina, hahaha.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah the port thing contributed to the tarnishing of bush et al's once gleaming rep on defense - even if people aren't actively thinking about it.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Some hilarity here, which NRO types have already been weeping over:

Under indictment and out of the leadership, DeLay was fighting for his political career when Rep. Rodney Alexander (R-La.) brought Foley's suspicious e-mails to the leadership in November 2005. That same month, Cunningham pleaded guilty to accepting $2.4 million in bribes.

With DeLay gone and Rep. Roy Blunt (Mo.) serving as both majority whip and majority leader, the House leadership simply lacked the bodies to forcefully take on the Foley issue, the former aides said. The page program was the speaker's domain, but the speaker, already disposed toward delegating responsibility, was getting tired of all the scandals.

"The speaker has been preoccupied and distracted for more than a year," one former leadership aide said.

"Frankly," said the second, "he was tired."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

but i'm sooo sweepy :(

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

also, "close to the election" in our Blackberry culture = after Halloween

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm watching fox news today because they're in st louis and their coverage of this is just ludicrous. I don't know why I'm even bothering to note this but there you go. "are the calls for hastert's resignation another example of democrat hysteria?" etc.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Boss Nass is gurgling into the mic again

xp

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I continue to be confused by the "I was once molested by a priest, so therefore I am compulsively attracted to young boys" line of defense. I claim no knowledge of this sort of developmental psychology, but does it really work like that? To me, it just seems to reinforce the old idea that sexual deviance is some sort of intergenerational communicable disease, be it either pedophilia or homosexuality (if they even bother to make that distinction).

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

We should check to see if he sent IMs to young priests, obv.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i just like this

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

blackberry culture

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

well I think it's a commonly held belief (true or not) that victimized people often become victimizers. in this case though it smells of a sympathy grab (xpost)

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

the ap gets in on the act:

Dobson touched on the uproar over former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley, D-Florida, who resigned Friday in a scandal over electronic messages he sent to former teenage male congressional pages.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

D-Florida

what the fucking fuck.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

blackberry culture

Don't even pretend the national attention span isn't down to about 72 seconds.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i grant your point, dr m, but that's a second-rate dowdism

a|ex (Pareene), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

not that i'm one to talk

a|ex (Pareene), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Don't even pretend the national attention span isn't down to about 72 seconds.

this is one of my least favorite misanthropic tropes - been around for as long as i can remember - pretty soon we're going to be forgetting what we were talking about midsentence.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

What'd you say?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMEZ

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1835000/images/_1836812_bbc300church.jpg

Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I have videogames in my Congressional office. Who wants to play?? [/foley]

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Mystique15.png ?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Fordham's been offered up:

The chief of staff for Republican Congressman Tom Reynolds, Kirk Fordham, resigned after questions were raised about his role in the handling of the congressional page scandal, according to Republican sources on Capitol Hill.

Those sources said Fordham, a former chief of staff for Congressman Mark Foley, had urged Republican leaders last spring not to raise questionable Foley e-mails with the full Congressional Page Board, made up of two Republicans and a Democrat.

"He begged them not to tell the page board," said one of the Republican sources.

People familiar with Fordham's side of the story, however, said Fordham was being used as a scapegoat by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert.

They said Fordham had repeatedly warned Hastert's staff about Foley's "problem" with pages, but little was done.

The complaint about Foley was brought to the chairman of the page board, Congressman John Shimkus (R-IL), last spring, and he then consulted with the Clerk of the House of Representatives, Jeff Trandahl.

At Fordham's urging, according to the sources, the matter was not given to the full board, and instead Congressman Foley was privately approached and told to stop all contact with the page he had been e-mailing.

"This is something we should have been aware of, and we weren't, and I'm very unhappy about that," said Congresswoman Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV), who also serves on the page board.

The Democrat on the page board, Congressman Dale Kildee (D-MI), said it was "unprecedented" to have handled the matter without informing the board members.

Fordham was also instrumental in orchestrating Foley's abrupt resignation last week hours after ABC News confronted the congressman with sexually explicit instant messages allegedly sent to pages.

Fordham offered ABC News a deal if it would not publish the content of the instant messages.

"He said we could have the exclusive on the resignation if we did not run direct quotes from the instant messages," said Maddy Sauer, the ABC News producer who dealt with Fordham.

ABC News refused to make any such deal.

Capitol Hill sources say Fordham's firing is being demanded by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, whose job is on the line because of his handling of the page scandal.

Repeated phone calls to Fordham for comment have not been returned.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

does hastert actually think that's going to appease anyone? not enough blood bro!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

They took down the gay guy.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.alternet.org/images/managed/Blog+Image_thumb_hastert.pnghttp://static.flickr.com/9/68888550_2c5758c41e_o.jpg

KILL THE PIG
SPILL ITS BLOOD

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

The Foley Five, as they're now calling it:

-Piggy (I didn't know, i did what i could, fuck you i ain't quittin')
-Boehner (Fuck Piggy, it's his fault)
-Shimkus (head of the Page program)
-Reynolds (took $100,000 from Foley w/in last year, $500K total, possibly/probably after shenanigans discovered)
-Alexander (Rep of the district that kid came from, i think)

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah maybe this is warped but the coverup disgusts me more (while surprising me alot less) than the pred perving.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Stand by your man:

Kirk Fordham today issued the following statement:

"I have resigned today from Congressman Tom Reynolds' office. It is clear the Democrats are intent on making me a political issue in my boss's race, and I will not let them do so.

I want to clarify a few things: When I sought to help Congressman Foley and his family when his shocking secrets were being revealed, I did so as a friend of my former boss, not as Congressman Reynolds' Chief of Staff. I reached out to the Foley family, as any good friend would, because I was worried about their emotional well-being.

At the same time, I want it to be perfectly clear that I never attempted to prevent any inquiries or investigation of Foley's conduct by House officials or any other authorities.

Like so many, I feel betrayed by Mark Foley's indefensible behavior. Again, I will not allow the Democrats to make me a political issue in my boss's race, and I will fully cooperate with the ongoing investigation."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

More fun follies:

Roy Blunt says he would have handled Foley matter differently

By MARCUS KABEL Associated Press Writer

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) _ House Majority Whip Roy Blunt said Wednesday he would have advised his congressional colleagues to ask more questions if he had been told earlier about former Rep. Mark Foley's electronic communications with underage male pages.

Blunt said he learned of Foley's actions when the news became public late last week.

He said he was not criticizing the House Republican leadership for its handling of the matter, but he said he would have handled it differently. Blunt noted he has experience handling difficult staff issues from past work as an administrator and as former president of Southwest Baptist University.

''As a former university president and somebody who's had lots of people work for him over the years, I could have been helpful if I'd have known about this,'' Blunt said.

''I think I could have given some good advice here, which is you have to be curious, you have to ask all the questions you can think of,'' he said. ''You absolutely can't decide not to look into activities because one individual's parents don't want you to,'' he said.

Blunt was speaking after announcing $10.5 million in new federal funds for expansion and research projects at a research center under development by Missouri State University in downtown Springfield.

''I'm both disappointed, disgusted and outraged at Mark Foley's conduct,'' Blunt said.

Blunt said Republican House leaders had no reason to inform him about the Foley matter because his position as House whip was not involved in the page program.

Blunt defended two contributions totaling just under $5,000 to Foley's re-election effort by a political action committee that Blunt is honorary chairman of.

The donations were made in April, according to The Joplin Globe, which first reported them.

Blunt, who said he recommends what contributions the Rely on Your Beliefs PAC makes, said he had no reason at the time not to back Foley in a competitive re-election race.

Foley resigned last week and has checked into an undisclosed facility for treatment of alcoholism.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea, fuckers on their phones at the urinal hasn't been around forever.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

what say you, Tony Perkins of the theocratic Family Research Council?
Pro-Homosexual Political Correctness Sowed Seeds for Foley Scandal

Democrats seeking to exploit the resignation of Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) are right to criticize the slow response of Republican congressional leaders to his communications with male pages. But neither party seems likely to address the real issue, which is the link between homosexuality and child sexual abuse. Foley, an unmarried 52-year-old representative, had always refused to answer questions about his sexual orientation. Now that his emails and messages to teenage male pages have been revealed, it appears clear that Foley is a homosexual with a particular attraction to underage boys. While pro-homosexual activists like to claim that pedophilia is a completely distinct orientation from homosexuality, evidence shows a disproportionate overlap between the two. Although almost all child molesters are male and less than 3% of men are homosexual, about a third of all child sex abuse cases involve men molesting boys--and in one study, 86% of such men identified themselves as homosexual or bisexual. Ignoring this reality got the Catholic Church into trouble over abusive priests, and now it is doing the same to the House GOP leadership. They discounted or downplayed earlier reports concerning Foley's behavior--probably because they did not want to appear "homophobic." The Foley scandal shows what happens when political correctness is put ahead of protecting children.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

a third of all child sex abuse cases involve men molesting boys--and in one study, 86% of such men identified themselves as homosexual or bisexual.

UHHHHHHHHHH DUH

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

and let's not forget Brent Bozell III:
Since when have the Democrats ever insisted a politician be held accountable for a sex scandal involving a staffer, let alone the politician's party leaders? Take Durbin. Did he vote on any impeachment counts against President Clinton for perjury or obstruction of justice over Clinton's sexual relations with intern Monica Lewinsky?

Did Democrats -- the party of feminism, the party that hates sexual harassers -- demand accountability when President Clinton was accused of putting Kathleen Willey's hand on his crotch as she asked for a job? Or demand accountability when President Clinton was accused of dropping his pants in front of Paula Jones and asking that state employee to kiss his genitalia?

You know the answers. Let's continue.

Did Democrats -- who must have chortled at the 1996 GOP convention when NBC anchor Tom Brokaw suggested the Republicans don't think much about "women's issues" like rape -- demand answers from President Clinton when Juanita Broaddrick tearfully recounted to NBC in 1999 how Bill Clinton raped and brutalized her in a Little Rock hotel in the late 1970s?

Go beyond Clinton to see the media-Democrat complex and its partisan standards on sex scandals. On Aug. 25, 1989, The Washington Times revealed Rep. Barney Frank's male-prostitution scandal. Frank's lover, Stephen Gobie, ran an illicit gay sex ring out of Frank's home, and Frank fixed his local parking tickets. Did Frank resign? No. Was there a wave of media pressure on this lawmaker with law-breaking going on in his own home? No. He's still in the House today...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder what the other 14% identified themselves as.

xpost

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

86% of 33% = 28%

OH NOES JUST OVER 1/4 OF MOLESTERS LIKE THEIR OWN SEX! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yea, what's the deal with the 14% of male pedos molesting boys who are straight.... those are the real fucking sickos

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

They could be bisexual, conceivably, but I think the somewhat unfortunately named Mr. Perkins might bear the same blind hatred for bisexuals as for homosexuals.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

now fordham is saying that he told hastert two years ago. way to go out, fordham!

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

For once Podhoretz gets something right:

Memo to Self [John Podhoretz]
If I ever hire Kirk Fordham, DON'T FIRE KIRK FORDHAM.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Tony Perkins, President of the Family Research Council

http://www.bottradionetwork.com/station_memphis/images/BattleForMarriageJuly2004/TonyPerkins300.jpg

'I'm only into cock if it's like, this big, dudes'

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, and they knew about Foley's "habits" for the last 11 years, at least

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever. "...our traditional friend, Serbia." Wtf?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Meltdown mode continues in NROville, have yet to check other spots. Now Goldberg is talking about 'scandal fatigue.' How odd to be so tired.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

But McCarthy is getting majorly loopy:

Even if we grant, for argument's sake, that there was negligence on the part of Hastert and the leadership, I think throwing Hastert under the bus for this smacks of the very line of thinking National Review has quite correctly challenged for three years running on Bush and Iraq — namely, the suggestion that reliance on faulty intelligence (which there was reason to know was faulty) should now be seen as malevolent or reckless because, as it turned out, we didn't find WMD in Iraq.

Everyone condemning Hastert, like those libeling Bush (who "lied" so "people died"), already knows how the story turned out. That's not what Hastert knew at the time. If you could look only at what Hastert knew and be certain you could have accurately predicted those vulgar instant messages, you are a better investigator than most people who investigate for a living.

I have issues with these assertions.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

In lovely contrast with all this nonsense is John Cole at Balloon Juice. Worth reading the whole thing but the core is:

So over the next few weeks we will have to hear all sorts of advice over the next few weeks from sites like Hugh Hewitt’s in which they will be offering helpful tidbits (because they care). What you should understand is that they are scared- the more they squeal, the harder you hit. Dean Barnett may not have figured it out, but teh GOP sure has- this issue is explosive.

Why else would the GOP be trying to tie this to Democrats? Think Katherine Harris’s “What did the Democrats know” was just her thinking on her feet? Think it was a mistake that Mark Foley was labeled a Democrat several times on Fox? There is a reason Fordham, Reynolds, Shimkus, and the rest of them can’t even get their stories straight. Think it is a coincidence that despite resigning today, Fordham still dumped this on Hastert and leadership? Republcians and their spinmeisters know how bad this is- it is why they can’t get a sentence out on the topic without mentioning Barney Frank and Gerry Studds (Red State and Barnett both manage to work Ted kennedy into the equation- BOO! Scary Democrats! Kennedy! Booo!). It is why Reynolds, yesterday, in one of the most pathetic displays ever, wrapped himself in children at a day care center to have a press conference.

The Republicans are scared- and they should be. Think of every bullshit law that has been passed in the past ten years by the ‘values’ party- drug laws, terrorism bills, video game labeling, internet monitoring, porn crackdowns- virtually every right wing nutjob wishlist bill has been passed based on support from the public because it was ‘for the children.’ And with Foley, you have the Republican party, when it matters the most- protecting kids in the most basic sense, deciding to look the other way because it might get in the way of their never-ending pursuit of more and more political power. Or they were just too busy to do anything. You choose.

So yeah. They are scared. They should be. And Dean Barnett’s ‘advice’ should be read for what it is- a plea that you stop hitting Republicans over the head with the issue. Right now, only a fool would stop swinging.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

If you could look only at what Hastert knew and be certain you could have accurately predicted those vulgar instant messages...

This is a misdirection. It's not an issue of faulty prediction that Hastert's being blamed for but for failing to adequately investigate based on the info that he did have.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

hmm methinks Fordham's turning on Hastert is what's really gonna give this legs.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

It's a nicely screwy little game being played.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

like I said early, I figured this would blow over after a little while unless something really dirty came up on Hastert and it looks like that's what Fordham's willing to deliver.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

(earlier)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think Fordham's going to cause everything to suddenly cave in or anything. I'd be very patient with low expectations. That said, apparently Hastert is engaged in some sort of mass conference call at this moment with other GOP types.

O'Beirne clawing back groupthink in the face of this is kinda funny. Let's see how long that lasts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

right no argument there.

I wonder how DeLay would've handled this.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

NRO is ominously quiet. Think they're in a revival meeting?

I can't wait to read George Will's inevitable you-silly-knaves column.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Some right-wing blogs are claiming that the victim was 18 at the time of the conversations. (I do not cite sources because this is merely hearsay)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

never mind I'm a dumbshit

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wu Tang would not have allowed this to happen.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

GEORGE F WILL AINT NUTHIN TA FUCK WIT

http://www.crooksandliars.com/images/2005/09/11/George-Will.jpg

http://www.connollyco.com/discography/david_bowie/heroes.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna play cynical hack for a sec and say that
1) there's no big surprise in the GOP being willing to drop Hastert qua Hastert. his value is in being boring - he destroyed stories by not being a story. now he's a story and his usefulness is up.
and
2) a lot of the strongest attacks on the GOP side are from a) people covering their own behinds, b) ideological (i.e. non-Bush-power-at-any-costs) right-wingers who already thought Bush/the Bush congress were sellouts piling on, c) people angling for a shot at the leadership. I think the Dems are probably wise in sitting back and refusing to take advantage of this, even if the GOP would never think of such a thing, but maybe only because the thing speaks for itself so well.

that John Cole thing is totally otm. it's always a good idea when the GOP proclaims its advantage on an issue to ask what fear lies behind the proclamation. this time they can't even get any bluster going.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Since when have the Democrats ever insisted a politician be held accountable for a sex scandal involving a staffer, let alone the politician's party leaders?

Has everyone forgotten Bob Packwood already?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

um, I think that quote was referring to Democrats insisting that someone in their own party be held accountable for a sex scandal.


I think the Dems are probably wise in sitting back and refusing to take advantage of this

they aren't?

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Mark Foley (R-FL). R-FL indeed!

struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

sure they are! they're taking advantage by doing nothing as the GOP implodes. why get in the way of that.

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2006/oct2006/fole-o04.shtml

As an exposure of the hypocrisy and cynicism of the Republican Party appeal to “family values,” the Foley affair has few equals. Foley was the Republican co-chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus, a group whose announced purpose included fighting against “online child sexual exploitation.” President Bush hailed Foley and his colleagues as a “SWAT team for kids” only two months ago—at a time when Foley’s conduct was widely known within the top leadership of the House Republicans.

At the same time, the enthusiasm with which congressional Democrats have seized upon the scandal stands in sharp contrast to their unwillingness to oppose the Bush administration and the Republicans on far more significant issues. The same Democrats who issue moralizing pronouncements against the verbal abuse of 17-year-old boys have no problem voting military appropriations so that the Bush administration can send 19-year-olds to their deaths in imperialist wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The Foley affair underscores the descent of both big business parties to the point where all issues of political substance are suppressed in favor of scandal-mongering and mudslinging. This process has debased political discourse in the United States and stultified public consciousness. At the same time, ever-larger sections of working people are becoming alienated from the entire political establishment.

After resigning from Congress on Friday, Foley checked himself into a rehab center and issued a statement that he had an alcohol problem. Late Tuesday afternoon, Foley’s attorney issued a statement on behalf of the ex-congressman, confirming that Foley was gay and revealing that he had been molested by a clergyman as a teenager. Foley had never had sex with an underage boy, his attorney said.

This account, which seems plausible, only underscores the element of political savagery in the response by congressmen of both parties to Foley’s evident psychological and emotional problems. Both parties react by calculating the advantages and disadvantages in their struggle over positions and political power, while seeking to outdo one another in denouncing their erstwhile “esteemed colleague.”

otm

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

the socialists, unsurprisingly, have things a little backwards there.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when party-line Dems hate on socialists, it's so cute

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

"o noes, a left-leaning entity is not grasping that this is a real opporunity for the glorious & triumphant Democratic Party"

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

hey, I like their movie reviews

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

TT, I'm not really threatened by them, you know? And it's MISTIA (how Liebermanesque of me!).

My oblique point was that I think the WSWSers don't get that even if the Dems were jumping on this more than other things (which they aren't - this seems to confuse "the Dems" with "the mainstream media"), it's because the public cares about this more than the things the Dems are otherwise concerned with caring about. The WSWSers seem not to want to admit that the public isn't comprised of workers of the world thirsting to unite, but of lots of parents who don't like what they see on their televisions.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

the Dems are just being "reactive" as Obama would say

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Małopolski Instytut Samorządu Terytorialnego i Administracji?

and what (ooo), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

they also don't get that most of the left would not regard Afghanistan as an "Imperialist war"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

more in sadness than in anger

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

hey Thomas, you know what is a good idea, is for you to be smug and condescending. maybe you should try it. throw in a few straw men for good measure. it's the George W Bush way!

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh sorry, more in Sorrow than in anger

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

gabb, I think Elvis's point about Packwood is that he'd make a great Democrat today.. probably more left leaning than some today, dare I say.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I responded to Elvis re Packwood? He was reasonably leftish back then too. I think a lot of Dems were disappointed in him because we thought of him as one of the last few good ones.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I responded to Elvis re Packwood?

i meant don, sorry.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

you mean like Foley.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

This account, which seems plausible, only underscores the element of political savagery in the response by congressmen of both parties to Foley’s evident psychological and emotional problems. Both parties react by calculating the advantages and disadvantages in their struggle over positions and political power, while seeking to outdo one another in denouncing their erstwhile “esteemed colleague.”

completely ridiculous. there is nothing in foley's attorney's account which is "plausible" whatsoever. any fool watching it could tell you that he was pwned by the reporters asking questions.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

well i do feel that this has been blown out of all proportion. i understand that the democrats are using it because people seem to react to stuff like this when they don't react to other more important things. but it still seems a really rotten state of affairs to me.

i don't like much of the boilerplate leftist language that wsws uses in this and other articles but i think they sometimes state things bluntly in a way that i greatly appreciate.

(also the afghan war does seem to have an imperialist dimension in a broad sense, to me.)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

the afghan war is imperialist? dude, have you even heard of iraq? time to come out of the ivory tower.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure what argument you're making.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

it's a tangent to this thread, but the afghan war was certainly not an imperialist endeavor, esp. not in comparison with the iraq war. unless maybe those socialists have brainwashed you into thinking that 9/11 was an "inside job" and we invaded afghanistan to secure a pipeline, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

or that Bush wanted to go there in the first place. or that Trent Lott isn't maybe hating on liberal internationalism again.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait to read George Will's inevitable you-silly-knaves column.

Behold.

Lowry meanwhile does a service in identifying some of the recent points of contradiction between Fordham and others (and just between various people in general) as captured in this Post story. Which makes O'Beirne's last feeble whistle in the wind today that much more enjoyable. (For more of this kinda fun, Malkin vs. Hewitt.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

george will pwning.. pwning... pwning in that piece. Last paragraph, especially.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

he's ripping off Carville at the end

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

bowtie vs squinty, t/s

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

Fordham vs....Fordham. Talk about playing both ends against the middle! I think I'm actually amused by this most of all!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Goldberg suggests 'lightening up.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, well, just so's no one suspects he's gettin' soft on Foley he still thinks "the guy belongs in a Bangkok prison on principle."

And:

so far there is no evidence that he actually bent a page, as it were

Funny man, that Jonah.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

icky

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Very.

I was thinking about some larger ramifications myself today and was trying some counterintuitive ways of summing up what this is all indicating. I'll have to think on this further before suggesting anything concrete.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

So any bets on what time Hastert retires/quits/whatever? Today, right?

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

maybe tomorrow afternoon so as the republicans can take the weekend to regroup and get their stories straight

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

The actually interesting thing about all this seems to be the things it's setting off. Whether it actually ends up being a Huge Important Scandal or not, it's clearly being perceived by the GOP as such, and the reactions it's setting off, like GOPers calling for Condi's head all of a sudden, are the things that are going to end up having long repercussions. (Perception is reality in Washington, after all.) Everybody's running for the exits but they can't seem to agree on how to get there, mainly because everyone's interests are conflicting at this point. Some GOPers think it's good to bash the party, some think it's good to bash the Dems, some just want to be quiet and let the whole thing die, and all three of these things are working against each other. The more people blame the Dems the worse they look and the more the party turns on itself. It's really flailing right now and it's fascinating to watch.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

It's also interesting because the strategy that's been so productive for the right over the last ten years--when a problem comes out, talk it to death--has actually been really counterproductive in this case. The right seems to think they need to keep adressing the issue whereas they'd be much better served by not talking about one of their guys harassing 16-year-old pages, seems like.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's interesting that the BBC's reporting yesterday referred to the pages as "young men" and today refers to them as "teenage boys". I wonder if there is a difference between the US and UK about what constitutes a man or a boy. Was it said upthread that the age of consent is younger throughout Europe?

Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Protecting the youth!:

Speaker Hastert Announces Page Program Tip Line Number (Washington, D.C.) House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert today announced the official Page tip line number. Following is his statement:

“As the Speaker I take responsibility for everything in the building. The buck stops here. The safety and security of the students in the Page program is imperative.

“That is why I directed the Clerk of the House to establish a hotline for reporting any information concerning Pages or the Page program. As of this morning, the Clerk of the House has activated the tip-line. It is for anyone with information regarding the Foley matter. This number can also be used to report any other concerns regarding the Page program.

“The Page program tip line is 866-348-0481.” The greeting for the tip line is as follows:

“Thank you for calling the tip line for the United States House of Representatives. If you have information regarding former Congressman Mark Foley and his contacts or communications with any current or former House Pages, or any other information or concern about the House Page program, please leave your information at the tone. Please speak slowly and clearly, and please spell out any names to which you refer. You are encouraged, but not required, to leave your name and contact information. You should be aware of any information you provide may be referred to federal and state law enforcement authorities and/or to House investigative authorities. Thank you for your call.”

“All information will be collected and maintained. Information concerning the Foley matter or other similar activities will be shared with the appropriate authorities. Experts and professionals will be consulted who specialize in these kinds of matters for recommendations on the monitoring, handling and response to these calls.”

Podhoretz's response:

Speaker Hastert, if you keep behaving like a clueless comic schmo, I'm going to stop defending you. Please stop behaving like a clueless comic schmo. Thank you. Signed, one of the five people in the United States who is still defending you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

is nice to see the gop flail so - this story is really kriptoniting their asses.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

I really wouldn't go that far.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

it was always considered that hastert was delay's stooge - perhaps the man has no actual political instincts of his own?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to Maria: It's 16 in the UK, I believe, as opposed to 18 in the US.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Love this Malkin quote:

This young man's name is now one of Technorati's top search terms thanks to the conservative outing mob. Are you proud of sinking to the level of the liberal witch hunters? Shall we all shrug our shoulders now and accept the inevitability of turning into our own worst enemies?

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Age of Consent in UK is 16 and varies all over Europe (I think it's as low as 14 in some countries). However in the UK it is illegal for adults to lech on young people in their care/power (like students or whatever) even if the student is legal.

Mark Co (Markco), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

I really wouldn't go that far.

some explicit chat perhaps?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

*bows*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

It's 16 in most states in the US, too.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly, if they're looking to shift the blame they should probably look at McCain. I'd be way more likely to believe one of his staff leaked this than a Dem. Every day this goes on is just making it more and more likely he's gonna be the nominee in 08. I think it's interesting because it is, honestly, for once, an internal GOP affair, so it's really an internal power struggle, an attempt to clear out the remnants of the DeLay era and taking some other people with it.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

More from the ideological purity wars, courtesy of dear ol' Hewitt...:

I mixed it up with the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins yesterday who with others had fallen completely into the left's invitation to turn the last five weeks of a Campaign 2006 away from the war, security and the courts and instead into a bonfire of Republicans' leaders based on MSM accounts of unsubstantiated failings fueled by gossip and rumor. The knockdown with a respected leader of one part of the conservative movement wasn't pretty, but the Tony Blankley-Tony Perkins indifference to the prospect of a Nancy Pelosi-led House in a time of war is so stunning as to tell me that it isn't the House that needs new leadership, but the Washington Times editorial page and the Family Reseach Council.

By all means, do continue down this road.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Saw some special on PBS about the other Abramoff-related scandals that took down Delay and crew, I can't believe how little anyone (including myself) paid attention to this out here in the real world (well, i can, but i think Thomas Mann, who was one of the guests, made a really good case for why we should care). I was less impressed with the guy who wrote 'whats the trouble with kansas,' who was also on and tried to tie conservative ideology into the culture of corruption, and while i buy that there is a correlation he just came off as partisan where Mann seemed to have a good grasp of the difference between standard political sleaze and the line that has been crossed on K street over the course of the last 30 years.

Interesting statistic on how the lobbying industry has affected Washington recently - apparently 5 of the 7 wealthiest suburbs in America are D.C. suburbs.

*now back to yr shocking sex scandal

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

hastert is NOT going to "resign" or "retire"; he might step down as speaker, but I doubt he will quit the senate (at this point).

has anyone seen polls for his race this november lately? I know the dem. challenger was apparently trailing a lot. I wonder if it's changed.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

That district in IL is notoriously conservative

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

And I'm not sure how much of that is tied to the religious right (the ppl who are supposedly mad about this) but its certainly not bible belt country.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

hastert is NOT going to "resign" or "retire"; he might step down as speaker, but I doubt he will quit the senate (at this point).

You mean he's not going to quit the HOUSE?

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Not that they're pro-choice or anything but they're more the 'democrats want to raise our taxes!' people. I suppose they're also the 'protect our children!' people but I can see them voting for a guy who protects pedophiles before they vote for a dem.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas Mann's book is called The Broken Branch and its about the culture of corruption in congress. Has anyone read it/heard anything about it?

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

but I doubt he will quit the senate (at this point)

I definitely and totally agree!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

And into the big time:

The source who in July gave news media Rep. Mark Foley’s (R-Fla.) suspect e-mails to a former House page says the documents came to him from a House GOP aide.

That aide has been a registered Republican since becoming eligible to vote, said the source, who showed The Hill public records supporting his claim.

The same source, who acted as an intermediary between the aide-turned-whistleblower and several news outlets, says the person who shared the documents is no longer employed in the House.

But the whistleblower was a paid GOP staffer when the documents were first given to the media.

The source bolstered the claim by sharing un-redacted e-mails in which the former page first alerted his congressional sponsor’s office of Foley’s attentions. The copies of these e-mails, now available to the public, have the names of senders and recipients blotted out.

These revelations mean that Republicans who are calling for probes to discover what Democratic leaders and staff knew about Foley’s improper exchanges with under-age pages will likely be unable to show that the opposition party orchestrated the scandal now roiling the GOP just a month away from the midterm elections.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

And according to this there's some Hastert press conference coming up in ten minutes.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert plans to accept some measure of responsibility for failing to discover Rep. Mark Foley's misconduct with pages, a House official said this morning. " He is taking responsibility because the buck stops with him," the official said.

Hastert won't resign "because that would be giving into the Democrat party’s best wish," the official said.

He is expected to make several announcements, including one about revisions to the page program.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a bit of that Moyers special, too, deej. The guy opposite Thomas Frank wasn't Thomas Mann but Norman Ornstein, who co-wrote The Broken Branch with Thomas Mann.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh ok yeah that didn't sound right. Thnx for the correction.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

There was also a piece in the Reader maybe 6 months back about how Frank's book is fundamentally flawed in its presentation of 'regular people' and who actually votes for whom, and it observes that if you break things down by income, 51% of the lowest brackets have been voting democrat for nearly half a century, while its the middle class that has fluctuated and shifted towards republican in recent years.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

resigning from the senate would be an excellent ploy - then he could be all i already resigned from the senate what more do you people want from me i'm just gonna keep this lil ol house speakership here it's just the silly house barely even does anything really.

Hastert won't resign "because that would be giving into the Democrat party’s best wish," the official said.

i'm thinking that hastert not resigning is actually the dems best wish (best wish? wtf).

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I saw some of that Moyers' thing too - love those e-mail exchanges ("I want ALL THEIR MONEY!") and fundie christians disavowing slimy fucktard Ralph Reed

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, house, whatever. I hadn't had any coffee yet.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/pdf/060210/060210_cover.pdf

^^^Thats the article where dude takes on "whats the matter with kansas"

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

As for his argument about the conservative 'bait and switch,' ("Vote to stop abortion; receive a rollback in capital gains taxes") that argument is actually a little bit older than Frank's book but i suppose it does rely heavily on that thesis.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i like how he always looks super psyched

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

all gazing into the future and shit

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

i like this bit, making fun of the rightwingers(Goldberg, et al) who object to calling Foley a pedophile.

In other news, according to the dictionary, a pederast is a man who has actually performed pederasty(i.e. humped a minor). So perhaps the term is not accurate yet, barring further revelations.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna be so shocked if it doesn't come out that he humped a minor - judging from the im's dude's been trying to make it happen, likely for a long time.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he thought by confining it to IM, he'd be "safe"?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I liked Ginger Yellow's point:

However gross Derbyshirism is, it’s not paedophilia. and blurring the distinction between the two causes real harm to people trying to deal with them and protect children. This doesn’t make Foley’s actions any less wrong, but let’s be clear here - what is wrong is the huge age and more importantly power disparities, not the absolute age of the page.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna be so shocked if it doesn't come out that he humped a minor

yeah, seriously. he's been at this for over a decade.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

"I love high school boys. No matter how old I get..." etc etc

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he thought by confining it to IM, he'd be "safe"?

if he did confine it to IM it wasn't for lack of trying.

NYT today -- Representative Deborah Pryce of Ohio, a member of the leadership, asked the current clerk of the House, Karen L. Hass, to investigate reports raised this week in a party conference call that Mr. Foley was once turned away from the pages’ living quarters

according to Gannett yesterday the full allegation is that he "arrived at the page dorm intoxicated"

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

So apparently Hastert grumped his way through a vague apology and said he was staying. Which is about what I expected.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

"arrived at the page dorm intoxicated"

oh dear. now we have to imagine him showing up about 2am, bleary-eyed yet smiling, tie askew, holding up a sixer of Natty Ice with a "So! Who wants to party!"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

More than all the moralistic posturing (I'm a total pinko relativist on the subject of 5O-something dudes perving on 16 year olds. In some Harold & Maude-esque cases, it might be cool I suppose), what disturbs me is the hypocrisy of his stated positions and his personal behavior and I'm not surprised that a person of such little integrity has control and self-control issues. Whatever else may be said by either side, this is not a man who should be in the House of Reps. Just as people pointed out that Clinton cheating on his wife might very well be their deal alone, but cheating on her with a White House intern is a sexual abuse of power. Some people get of on that, I suppose, and that's cool for them, but if you can't give that up for the good of the people during your term in office, you pretty much get what's coming to you. You can relativise it morally, but most people aren't going to think that libertaing your kink from the yoke of Victorian morals is more important than their pet issues, whatever side of the political spectrum they're on.

Whatever Hastert has coming to him is due to hypocrisy as well. 'Protect the children,' say his kind of constituants but he couldn't 'cause he was more interested in power than in representing them according to his own stated positions. I love to see these kind of hypocrites get shafted because more than anything else, their demagogic kowtowing to the shrill, self-righteous and rigid should be censored, especially when they cynically and silently disagree but think it's a nice patch of politicl soil to till.

If I were a Republican strategist or adviser, I'd push for him to leave. If they want to tell their story about lower taxes, defending the nation, steadfastness in the face of terror, and whatever other shit they've got to say, they should put this behind them pronto. Keeping Hastert doesn't look like steadfastness, it looks like they're afraid to take charge. As a Democrat, I'd say that the hypocrisy, bumbling, and inability to take real responsibility (as opposed to just mouthing words) of the Republican leadership in the House was pretty much on par with the same problems in the executive.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

from the AP:

Republican Rep. Ron Lewis of Kentucky, in a tougher-than-expected re-election race, abruptly canceled an invitation for Hastert to join him at a fundraiser next week.

"I'm taking the speaker's words at face value," Lewis told the AP. "I have no reason to doubt him. But until this is cleared up, I want to know the facts. If anyone in our leadership has done anything wrong, then I will be the first in line to condemn it."

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Vid of Wanda Sykes going on about the rehab bit and how Foley is giving alcohol a bad name.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

funny how the authoritarian wingnutosphere is defending this guy by saying, "where's the big deal? he didn't actually sodomize any kids. he only tried to. nothing to see here."

these are the same people who vehemently defend the justice department giving massive prison sentences to potential american citizen terrorists. people who haven't actually done anything yet but communicate with the wrong person who happened to be an undercover fbi agent.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

If this was a congresswoman perving on 16yo girls, a lotta the bros here wd be rather 'understanding,' esp if it led to a movie with Susan Sarandon and Scarlett Johansson.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

at this point I don't even think Drudge's "prank gone awry" defense will make this go back in the box

there's too much other anecdotal evidence

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

umm dumb straight man question here but is there a lesbian equivalent to a chickenhawk?

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Foley: “s-s-s-see what had happened was i was just trying to give the pages a real-life demonstration of the seemingly innocent forms innnernets perving can take”

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dear mods, please change title of this thread to “im in ur government takin interest in ur kids” posthaste ROFFLE k thx bye

I’ve had that line running through my head non-stop for the past couple days as if biggie were rapping it, and it always makes me giggle

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah, I managed to work it into conversation on Monday night.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I think I’m going to bust it out on mom tonight even though she won’t get exactly how it’s hilarious; without the photo (or a mental image of said photo) something precious is lost

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

If this was a congresswoman perving on 16yo girls, a lotta the bros here wd be rather 'understanding,' esp if it led to a movie with Susan Sarandon and Scarlett Johansson.

lol at Susan Sarandon!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

If this was a congresswoman perving on 16yo girls, a lotta the bros here wd be rather 'understanding,' esp if it led to a movie with Susan Sarandon and Scarlett Johansson.

-- Dr Morbius, October 5th, 2006 3:13 PM. (Dr Morbius) (link)

Yup you nailed ILE again right there! Good excuse as any to stay the fuck off it and stick to the noize bros.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell is there a 6 minute difference between your post and mine? wtf

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

My internet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could teach you but I'd have to charge...

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell is there a 6 minute difference between your post and mine? wtf

time.toupdate.someonesclockfromthe.nets!!!

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dear mods, please change title of this thread to “im in ur government takin interest in ur kids” posthaste ROFFLE k thx bye

seconded.

also, once again, time to introduce Denny Hastert's opponent for the House seat, John Laesch.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Just saw some SITUATION ROOM while at the bank and I'm pretty sure I heard them say that the only concrete thing Hastert was using to back up the "THE DEMS DID IT" claim was that Dick Morris knew about it beforehand. Morris was identified as "Clinton advisor." Right, CLinton consultant until he was caught up in a sex scandal and ended up doing work for Republcians, if I remember correctly.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's that Clinton War Room that Rush was talking about! They done all of it!

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

More from Tony P., that there's a gay cabal at work in the GOP.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, and now, some rightwing blogger fuckheads outed one of the kids who was the recepient of the Foley attentions.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

We won’t be providing links to any of these posts.

We'll just tell you where to look.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL at the all-powerful cabal of gay House Rep staffers. wtf with the uber-creepy homophobia hysteria. gah! these fuckers...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

(I am no picturing a gang of Nelson Reillys gleefully rubbing their hands together while Hastert et al quiver in fear of upsetting their unspeakably dangerous underlings)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

If this was a congresswoman perving on 16yo girls, a lotta the bros here wd be rather 'understanding,' esp if it led to a movie with Susan Sarandon and Scarlett Johansson.

The main differences we'd be seeing if women were involved here:

(1) Nobody would expect the initial emails (the "how's things" emails) to have raised any suspicion with anyone. A woman in government taking a "mentoring interest" in a female page -- you could get funding for that.

(2) Public reaction would probably be less scandalized and more pissed-off; there's a level on which any woman in Congress gets painted as a psychotic bitchy weirdo with fringe pushy impractical woman-ideas, and so instead of getting all gripped by the salacious closety-pervy stuff people would potentially just let go with angry "we send this woman to Washington and she's too busy chasing around like a crazy dyke to even do her job."

(3) By the same token, the "poor me, I was drunk and mentally ill and c." excuse would have even less traction than it has for Foley, and instead the congresswoman would disappear into the official McKinney Memorial laughingstock "I TOLD YOU SHE WAS INSANE" hole.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco totally OTM (as usual)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

(4) Breasts.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

there's a movie in there somewhere

gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

'illegally blonde'

gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

"relax, slip out of your bra"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

RACHEL RAY, LOOK OUT

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, just rerender Disclosure into a White House setting, and make Michael Douglas into an Olsen twin. Two plug-in tasks, voila.

0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

BAD DONUT

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

wot, like a double-ended plug-in dongle?

http://www.pcwatch.com/QB/cable/image/usb-cable-b.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Lots of hoo, lots of hah, but this would appear to be the counterbalance to Drudge's prank claim.

WAY more interesting -- and this was reported on Fox, for added elan:

House Republican candidates will suffer massive losses if House Speaker Dennis Hastert remains speaker until Election Day, according to internal polling data from a prominent GOP pollster, FOX News has learned.

"The data suggests Americans have bailed on the speaker," a Republican source briefed on the polling data told FOX News. "And the difference could be between a 20-seat loss and 50-seat loss."

Enjoyable as this sounds, personally I suspect intentional disinformation. Odder has occured.

Hewitt has finally hit perfect skipping CD mode. Kudlow's last griping post of the day on the matter was followed by nothing but baseball talk, pretty much. RedState's only major substantive post on the whole thing today was 'suck it up' nonsense, which makes sense. Etc.

Meanwhile, subpeonas and the like. My favorite bit:

Some Republicans said they are most concerned about Fordham's claims. Scott Palmer, the speaker's top aide, has denied the allegation and spent much of Wednesday night rummaging through old e-mails and files to determine whether he ever corresponded with Fordham, a source close to Hastert said. Palmer, who was described as very emotional, told Hastert that Fordham's claims are false, the source said.

Very emotional I'm sure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://talks.php.net/presentations/slides/php5xml2/confused.gif

am0n (am0n), Friday, 6 October 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hair's not long enough!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

no that's me

am0n (am0n), Friday, 6 October 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

still funny/weird/scary: that $cientologists are involved in this

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

altho who knows if he's subject to these people while he's there.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

Internet rumor-mongering ahoy, OK, but an anonymous Craigslist post claims that Foley is at Hazelden in Minnesota, not some Sc13nt010gist-run rehab, FWIW.

Susie Bright OTM way upthread.

xero (xero), Friday, 6 October 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2278/foxfoley3ib2.jpg

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah that makes perfec...huh?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

cause he's homo so he's really one of them.

looks like hastert is staying for now and the gop seems to be lining up behind the plan. sounds bonkers to me. does this allow the story to stay in the news even w/o any new revelations? one poll says 60% believe that hastert et al are involved in a cover up. will the house investigating itself mollify the public? is the gop's projecting strength routine gonna work this time?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think everyone's praying (on the right side, at least) they get to the weekend in one piece and that there's no nasty late-Friday revelations to spoil their day. Hastert staying doesn't surprise me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

so just trying to control one news cycle at this point?

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is there any consensus from the posters on this thread? Should Hastert resign based on what we know?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

and three more ex-pages are coming forward with dirt.

In other news, people discussing their genitalia in clinical terms in news reports is still rather disquieting.

XP
KILL THE PIG
SPILL HIS BLOOD

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

how could somebody not think Hastert should resign? I dare someone to stand up and take that position.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Gay cabal! Magical homo Jews! Oh man. I love when people call things a cabal.

Thoughts on the theory that this is going to trigger a purge of teh gays in the GOP? Given that they're already marginalized in the Bush admin? (Can't bring partners to parties, etc.)

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost I don't think people are really making 'should' arguments so much on this thread...

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

i think hastert should stay as it should help the dems win control of the house.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Thoughts on the theory that this is going to trigger a purge of teh gays in the GOP? Given that they're already marginalized in the Bush admin?

you heard about how some of these fucks are now circulating a list of all known gay house republican staffers, right?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

nice people

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

One of Fordham's friends suspected immediately that the leadership had decided to "purge" its ranks of gay staffers -- or at least would use the firing as a pretext to suggest Fordham and other gay Republicans working for senior House members had had an incentive to protect Foley.

http://nationaljournal.com/about/njweekly/stories/2006/1005nj1.htm

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'm tempted to organize a big ol' "GAY DOES NOT MEAN PEDOPHILE" march. It's really creepy how much that shit is getting thrown around unquestioned.

Oh the questions our kids will ask us about these years.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder how the log cabig repub types are taking this

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Um

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

log cabig makes crunchy coleslaw

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish - check out that link i posted.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

I note the NRO are desperately trying to switch the subject to Jim Gilchrist getting a beatdown at Columbia.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

oops

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Gay cabal! Magical homo Jews! Oh man. I love when people call things a cabal.

Al-Queerda?

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

that wasnt even that funny AND i stole it from someone else.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Lowry considers the state of play:

This week was the week for Republicans to get on a stronger footing on the Foley scandal: to have those most responsible take a fall (Hastert staffers and probably Shimkus); to make it clear that they have nothing to hide by appointing someone widely respected to investigate the whole mess (Bob Bennett, whose name has been mentioned, might have been a good choice—a Democrat and a tough lawyer and not a partisan hack); to get their facts straight and present a united front to the world; to eschew foolish conspiracy theories that made them look desperate and out of touch with reality. None of that happened, and now it's probably too late.

Now, they have to play the hand they have dealt themselves, and that means going on offense: expressing outrage that they would all be tarred with the actions of one perverted guy in their midst; contrasting the way they handled Foley—out of Congress immediately as soon as they learned what he was doing—with the way Democrats stuck with Studds and Clinton; attacking the media and the Democrats for wanting to run a campaign on the misconduct of one cashiered congressman when we are waging two wars and there are real issues of national significance to be debated. Politically, this is the only way forward for them now.

"Good luck with that!" < / SpongeBob >

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Studds and Clinton!? That's reaching back pretty far, gimme a break.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad the GOP has learned the lesson of the Clinton impeachment. You know, the one that lost them the midterms in 98.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

the most recent serious Democratic malfeasance was probably "Cash Money" Jefferson and the Dems deserted him immediately.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Well, what Lowry sez matches with Hewitt and others' general 'see no evil (unless it was that nasty Foley guy)' stance all this week. I kinda think that Lowry's implied tone for the second paragraph isn't 'hooray!' but 'great, lovely, thanks guys.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Rumsfeld is incompetent and his subordinates hate him; Rumsfeld stays, no matter what.
Hastert is incompetent and his subordinates hate him; Hastert stays, no matter what.

At least they're consistent.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

dude had so much munny in his freezer - awsome!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/10/06/100606-950x316-badreporter.gif

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

chertoff robble

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i guess things have calmed down a bit for the day, but let's bring in David Brooks's sage overview of popular culture just to make sure:
A Tear in Our Fabric

By DAVID BROOKS
Published: October 5, 2006

This is a tale of two predators. The first is a congressman who befriended teenage pages. He sent them cajoling instant messages asking them to describe their sexual habits, so he could get his jollies.

The second is a secretary, who invited a 13-year-old girl from her neighborhood into her car and kissed her. Then she invited the girl up to her apartment, gave her some vodka, took off her underwear and gave her a satin teddy to wear.

Then she had sex with the girl, which was interrupted when the girl’s mother called. Then she made the girl masturbate in front of her and taught her some new techniques.

The first predator, of course, is Mark Foley, the Florida congressman. The second predator is a character in Eve Ensler’s play, “The Vagina Monologues.”

Foley is now universally reviled. But the Ensler play, which depicts the secretary’s affair with the 13-year-old as a glorious awakening, is revered. In the original version of the play, the under-age girl declares, “I say, if it was a rape, it was a good rape, then, a rape that turned my [vagina] into a kind of heaven.” When I saw Ensler perform the play several years ago in New York, everyone roared in approval. Ensler has since changed the girl’s age to 16 — the age of Foley’s pages — and audiences still embrace the play and that scene at colleges and in theaters around the world.

But why is one sexual predator despised and the other celebrated?


as others have said, Mr. Brooks apparently has trouble distinguishing the import of fictional characters v. actual people.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

dudes are coming off wayyy desperate

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

i did lol at this:

http://i12.tinypic.com/2mwbdqp.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

glenngreenwald.blogspot.com

this scandal is like the Cliffs' Notes version of a more complicated treatise on how the Bush movement operates. Every one of their corrupt attributes is vividly on display here:

The absolute refusal ever to admit error. The desperate clinging to power above all else. The efforts to cloud what are clear matters of wrongdoing with irrelevant sideshows. And the parade of dishonest and just plainly inane demonization efforts to hide and distract from their wrongdoing: hence, the pages are manipulative sex vixens; a shadowy gay cabal is to blame; the real criminals are those who exposed the conduct, not those who engaged in it; liberals created the whole scandal; George Soros funded the whole thing; a Democratic Congressman did something wrong 23 years ago; one of the pages IM'd with Foley as a "hoax", and on and on. There has been a virtual carousel -- as there always is -- of one pathetic, desperate attempt after the next to deflect blame and demonize those who are pointing out the wrongdoing. This is what they always do, on every issue. The difference here is that everyone can see it, and so nothing is working.

This sums up why I'm still loving this scandal

Maria :D (Maria D.), Saturday, 7 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still loving this scandal because it's so nice to have something non-apocalyptic on the news.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's like a fucking york peppermint patty.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Meaning you like to unwrap it and pretend you're ski-jumping?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish, that's a very disingenuous reading of brooks

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps. i still think he's making a bullshit point.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Brooks chickened out of making the point his confreres at the Wall Street Journal editorial page made twice this week, i.e. that Foley's behavior as Daniel Heninger put it yesterday, falls somewhere on a scale beween what all gay men do & sexual predation. Earlier in the week, an unsigned editorial urged the GOP to reconsider its relationship with homosexuals in light of the Foley scandal. Blame teh gays? Hey, it worked for the Catholic Church!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

funny you mention that.

what say you, batshit crazy fundie catholic group with a rather novel idea of biology(see the end of the quote)?

"There is never an acceptable excuse or rationale for the type of deviant behavior former Congressman Mark Foley has admitted to. Homosexuality is every bit a part of the culture of death as is abortion and contraception. Not surprisingly, Foley was an ardent supporter of both, representing the interests of Planned Parenthood 64 percent of the time thus far in 2006.

"Homosexuality, like abortion and contraception, denigrates the intrinsic dignity of and respect for human life. Support of these actions breed a mindset where life becomes a commodity and the highest achievement is self-indulgence, which inevitably leads to the reckless behavior we are now witnessing. It was the embrace of this depravity that led Foley to abuse the power and authority of his office and prey upon young, underage Congressional pages.

"If his claim that he was the victim of sexual molestation by a clergyman is true, it only further proves that known homosexuals should not be admitted to the priesthood. Foley’s actions were that of homosexual predator, not a pedophile. Homosexuals reproduce sexually by molesting children. This creates a cycle of violence and disordered behavior that creates future generations of abusers and predators...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Homosexuals reproduce sexually by molesting children.

a debased version, or perversion if you will, of Jesuit logic.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that sentence is really blowing my mind at the moment... the implications of believing that...

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Also, i do like that they work in their talking point linking contraception to abortion over & over again.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6445/358/400/foley_bush_big.jpg

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Sunday, 8 October 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

sorry for cramping Ned's style, but this NRO article by Richard Lowry is really funny.

If anything good can come from the mess regarding disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley, it is a new consensus against the sexualization of teenagers. Democrats and Republicans alike professed to be appalled by Foley’s efforts via the Internet to help male teens “explore their sexuality.”


Hurricane Foley 10/06

Woodward's Real Revelation 10/03

Soft Cell 09/28

September Surprise 09/26

We’re All Neanderthals Now 09/22

McCain’s Dubious High Ground 09/19


Novak: Remembering Lepanto

Norman: Saved from Myself

Singer: Coalition Building Better

Muravchik: U.N. Redeemed

Boyles: It’s Not the Insipidity, Stupid

Factor: Sarbox Is a Disaster, and Chris Cox Is For It

Editors: Window on the Week - 10/6/06

Konig: The End of Innocence

Blyth: So Long, “Security Mom”

Suderman: Our Dearly Departed

Lowry: Hurricane Foley

Goldberg: Hoisted On Your Own Standard


Alas, this consensus is something of a mirage, since much of the Democratic outrage over Foley is opportunistic. The Foley flap is to sexual politics what the Dubai ports deal was to the national-security debate — a rare chance for Democrats to play to the natural conservatism of the country by attempting to get to the Republicans’ right on a hot-button issue.

right. Democrats are secretly pro-pedophilia. so, the question is, is Richard Lowry really this stupid, or is this just willful naivety? hacktacular!

like murderinging (modestmickey), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

oops, sorry for posting way too much there. ignore everything in italics above "Alas, this consensus..."

like murderinging (modestmickey), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA. I KNOW the person in one of the pictures in this thread (the one that says "taking an interest in your kids"). It was this photo:

http://img.photobucket.com
/albums/v212/etienne_saint
/MarkFoley.jpg

We go to the same school. I met him a few weeks before the Foley scandal broke and we're friends.

JUST SO YOU KNOW - he had no illicit contact with Foley. He's been fending off the media for a week or so now.

Wow...what are the odds?

Nathan P1p (hoyanathan), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Invite him to come here and post something. (Under a psuedonym obv.) Entertainment value!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

I posted this thread on his Facebook wall. I guess it's up to him to respond now...

This is so weird. CNN has been calling his cell phone, and a reporter from the Miami Herald pretty much stalked him for a day or so.

Nathan P1p (hoyanathan), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, well, now the Miami Hearld will stalk you!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

Slightly 'oh, okay' story in the LA Times -- former page says he slept with Foley but only did so some years after he was in the program, and that his IMs with him occurred post-program as well.

The only part that leaps out in particular:

"I always knew you were a player but I don't fool around with pages," declared one instant message from Maf54

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish i think a non-disingenuous criticism of brooks' comparison of that scene in the vagina monologues with what foley did, is that brooks is simply doing what he always does: ignoring power relationships and thus missing the entire point. the idea that the vag. mon. are "fictional" and therefore irrelevant is astonishing - does shakespeare, then, or "triumph of the will" or any other fiction you want to mention, say nothing to us about what our cultures value and reject??

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Cokie Roberts' unrehearsed indignation on "This Week" conjured memories of her righteous fury at the height of the Lewinsky imbroglio.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 8 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Uh I don't think this is about "what our cultures value and reject" it's about an elected representative sexually harassing underage subordinates.

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 8 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

uh reread what you just wrote, eppy.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 8 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Kolbe knew in 2000:

A spokeswoman for Rep. Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.) confirmed yesterday that a former page showed the congressman Internet messages that had made the youth feel uncomfortable with the direction Foley (R-Fla.) was taking their e-mail relationship. Last week, when the Foley matter erupted, a Kolbe staff member suggested to the former page that he take the matter to the clerk of the House, Karen Haas, said Kolbe's press secretary, Korenna Cline.

The revelation pushes back by at least five years the date when a member of Congress has acknowledged learning of Foley's questionable behavior. A timeline issued by House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) suggested that the first lawmakers to know, Rep. John M. Shimkus (R-Ill.), the chairman of the House Page Board, and Rep. Rodney Alexander (R-La.), became aware of "over-friendly" e-mails only last fall. It also expands the universe of players in the drama beyond members, either in leadership or on the page board.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WNT/story?id=2541690&page=1

The latest headline to grip Capitol Hill comes from the Los Angeles Times: A former House page tells the paper anonymously that former Rep. Mark Foley's online flirtation led to sex in the lawmaker's Washington townhouse when the young man was 21.

gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, read up some posts, GBX.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh, whoops.

gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

dennis hastert was warned repeatedly that "the house of representatives has been taken over by faggots and pedophiles. are you a bad enough dude to rescue the gop?" and he said "no." i think that will resonate with voters.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

probably not

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

Hilarious: the NYT article runs this quote from someone attenting a Christian "rock concert": "That is the problem we have in society,” Mr. Thomas said. “Nobody polices anybody. Everybody has a ‘right’ to do whatever."

I wonder if Mr Thomas used airquotes for that "right"? I certainly hope so.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Interesting bit from Sara Robinson here and here

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

what happens when run out of talking points:

http://216.250.230.16/gp_ppl_foleymark_1006.gifHARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - Republican Rep. Christopher Shays defended the House speaker's handling of a congressional page scandal, saying no one died like at Chappaquiddick in 1969 when Democratic Sen. Ted Kennedy was involved. "I know the speaker didn't go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water, and then have a press conference the next day," the embattled Connecticut congressman told The Hartford Courant in remarks published Wednesday.

"Dennis Hastert didn't kill anybody," he added...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, I was waiting for the Chappaquiddick gambit to be played, and I have not been disappointed.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaand
Foley Cruising in His BMW; Another Dorm Visit in 2000
October 11, 2006 11:33 AM

Rhonda Schwartz Reports:

Foley_ap_061002_nr_1A staff supervisor at the dorm for congressional pages intervened when former Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) tried to pay the teens a nighttime visit in the summer of 2000, ABC News has learned.

The pages were having an informal "mixer" party in their dorm at the Tip O'Neil building behind the Capitol, according to a former page who was 17 at the time.

"It was a beautiful summer evening, and I recall Mr. Foley arriving in his blue Series 3 BMW convertible about 9:30 at night," the former page said. "Several of us saw him and went outside to chat."

A page program supervisor came out to warn the pages "not to go far because they weren't signed out" and shooed them back inside, he recalled.

The page supervisor was one of the adult staffers who worked for the House Clerk's office, which oversees the page program. It is not known if any formal report was filed regarding Foley's surprise visit.

The former page, who spoke to ABC News on the condition he not be identified, said he then began receiving instant messages and e-mails from Foley which became sexually explicit immediately following his 18th birthday.

He said he has not retained any of the messages or e-mails.

"I would turn on my instant messenger, and he would be online at all hours of the day or night. The talk would quickly turn sexual," he said. He says Foley requested that he send photos of himself performing sexual acts.

According to Newsweek Magazine, it was the report of a similar nighttime visit by an inebriated Foley to the page dorm sometime in 2002 or 2003 that caused Foley's then Chief of Staff, Kirk Fordham, to alert Speaker Hastert's office to the congressman's inappropriate actions, a warning Hastert's office now says they never received.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

has it been mentioned that news outlets had this story in May? Apparently, it was not designed as a Cocktober Surprise by the Democratic operative who was pimping it.

Interesting that places like Time and Harpers didn't think of running a story because back then, all they had were the solicitous emails. Especially this bit of moral lapse:

"We decided against publishing the story because we didn't have absolute proof that Foley was, as one editor put it, “anything but creepy.” At the time I was disappointed that the story was killed—but I must confess that I was also a bit relieved because there had been the possibility, however unlikely, that I would wrongly accuse Foley of improper conduct.

While Harper’s decided not to publish the story, we weren't entirely comfortable with the decision. A few weeks later I passed along the emails and related materials to several people who were in a position to share them with other media outlets. I subsequently learned that other people had the same information and were also contacting reporters. "

This is exactly the same line of bullshit currently being proffered by Dennis Hastert and the rest of those in the know. Because, I suppose, as long as it isn't your kid getting harassed by a powerful politician (and after all, these kids were all of the age of consent), then why cause a stink.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

also, the last thing you want in congress is a reputation for cock blockin'

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hassert could totally spin this differently. I think we're all agreed that the term "wingman" has positive connotations.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Don Weener. It's called reading a newspaper.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/10/AR2006101001379.html

Two of the news media's sources of Mark Foley's sexually explicit instant messages to former House pages said this week that they came forward to expose the Florida congressman's actions, not to help the Democrats in the midterm elections.

But there are indications that Democrats spent months circulating five less insidious Foley e-mails to news organizations before they were finally published by ABC News late last month, which prompted the leaking of the more salacious instant messages. Harper's Magazine said yesterday that it obtained the five e-mails from a Democratic Party operative, albeit in May, long before the election season.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hassert could totally spin this differently. I think we're all agreed that the term "wingman" has positive connotations.
-- Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (el.jeffe.bonanz...), October 11th, 2006. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows)

"We've reviewed the case, and the Men of the Square Table have determined that neither Foley or Hassert violated any Man Laws."

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

What if Hassert and Foley walked out giving eachother high fives at the beginning of this media storm? I think we'd be looking at a much stronger Republican party going into the mid-terms.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Too subtle.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Foley touched page on House floor

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

The page, Richard Nguyen, a first-year student at the University's Gerald Ford School of Public Policy, said he saw Foley pat a male page's behind.

What's wrong with saying, "Good job, Page."

http://www.irregulartimes.com/footballbuttpat.jpg

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Foley touched page on House floor

Strangely enough, this ad was on that article:

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/Images/ads/Bluefly/Bluefly300x250_denim_02.jpg

NO JOKE

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

28's got an ACL that just won't quit

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

But there are indications that Democrats spent months circulating five less insidious Foley e-mails to news organizations before they were finally published by ABC News late last month, which prompted the leaking of the more salacious instant messages. Harper's Magazine said yesterday that it obtained the five e-mails from a Democratic Party operative, albeit in May, long before the election season.

Democrats... they're even ineffectual at leaking things. God help us in November.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bogartmedia.com/images/bush-dui.jpg

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Jackie Kennedy lament, quoted oft by Gore Vidal: "We pay for all this information on people, and we never use it!"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

this ties everything together nicely

According to the source, Foley said he was being pressured by "the White House and Rove gang," who insisted that Foley run. If he didn't, Foley was told, it might impact his lobbying career.

http://www.tnr.com/blog/theplank?pid=47854

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

FLUFFY BEAR U R A BAD MAN

J (Jay), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm seeking treatment for compulsive gambling.

And related behavioral problems.

Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

And looks like Hastert is really feeling the hurt. Dubya's all up in his area, stumping for cash. I can't find a better poll citation, but Ed Schultz reported today that his challenger, John Laesch, is now at 42-52.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Max Blumenthal writing on "The Coming Gay Republican Purge"

"I don't care if they're heterosexual or homosexual or whatever they are. If you've got that going on, that subverts the will of the people; that subverts the voters. That is subversive activity. There should be no organization among staffers in Washington of that nature, and if they find out that they're there and they're a member, they oughtta be dismissed el pronto."

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

el pronto

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

that's red state speak for velveeta

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

yum

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Closeted gays are actually closeted Democrats!

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

this guy are funny:

So if the gay Republicans are not really Republicans, what are they? One veteran observer of this network told AIM that the Foley scandal should make it crystal clear that the gay Republicans are in reality "liberal activists" who want to use the party to advance the same homosexual agenda embraced by the Democrats.

Ominously, the Foley scandal suggests that this network has inside information about the sexual behavior of members of Congress and their staffers that can be exploited in order to create scandals at a moment's notice. Only now are House Republican leaders like Dennis Hastert beginning to understand the trap they may have gotten themselves into. They thought they were being tolerant and diverse and constructing a "big tent" when they were giving gay Republicans important positions of power. It is now apparent that this power has been used to sabotage the party from within. Conservatives who blame Soros, the media or the Democrats for this debacle are whistling past the graveyard, which happens to be near the place where Hastert made his statement the other day that staffers will be fired "if there was a cover-up."

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I like how dedicated and patient he thinks Dems are. If only!

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

i love how his proof that gay republicans are actually democrats is that they support gay rights - which, of course, is not a very republican thing to do.

nice little piece of reporting.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Holy Shit! That's mental.
One of the interesting things about watching this whole mess from the other side of the Atlantic is how the GOP's commentators, various think tanks and affinity groups come across as a bunch of completely batshit insane conspiracy theorists who no longer see reds under the bed but gays.

Presumably one of them will soon unearth a document called The Protocal of The Elders of Fabulous and the conspiracy will proven.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Seem elsewhere:

However, this insistance that a Gay person cannot be a Republican says worse things about the Republican Party than about Gay people. Is homophobia the be all and then end all of the Republican Party? Whatever happened to the delighfully misguided supply side economics? Or the whole small government thing. The Moes in theory should be for small government, and they are rich so fuck the poor right. The lesbos are into the whole social justice shit, the fags are rich and pretty. Also maybe the right wants to stop insisting that supporting Bush and all his wild and crazy schemes is all the Republican Party is. Guys, he's just not that popular right now.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Admittedly I'm getting most of my news on the subject via you guys and The Daily Show so my impression of it all might be slightly askew - 'cos the British media could give a shit.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

how the GOP's commentators, various think tanks and affinity groups come across as a bunch of completely batshit insane conspiracy theorists who no longer see reds under the bed but gays.

check this for some background info on "the Paranoid Style of American Politics"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

The lesbos are into the whole social justice shit, the fags are rich and pretty.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Fundie writes an open letter to James Dobson, wanting him to start a 3rd party with Roy Moore in the lead.(Moore is the Alabama judge that felt the need for the massive stone Ten Commandments monument.)
But Dr. Dobson, it is time to build an ark. It is time to leave the Republican Party. Jesus will not ride into town on an elephant.

I know that seems like a radical move, sir, but it has become increasingly apparent that the core values of the Republican Party are not Christian values. It is time all Christian leaders ask ourselves if it is possible for God to bless a polluted party. Make no mistake, the Republican Party is polluted.

In an attempt to build a big tent, the Republican Party has become a conglomerate of special interests. Christians are now standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a party that supports homosexual candidates, pro-abortion candidates, and those who support homosexual marriage.

[...]

The Scriptures are clear. God does not want us to be joined together with unbelievers. Most Christians may be conservatives, but all conservatives are not Christian. I know you know that. Christian conservatives are the base of the Republican Party, but the Republicans Party is not interested in promoting Christian values.

[...]

Christians, through the Republican Party, have supported the likes of Bob Ney, Mark Foley, Bob Taft, Duke Cunningham, and Arlen Specter. Would any of those men be welcome in our pulpits? Do they represent the values of Christ? Is this what a big tent gives us? Didn't Jesus say "narrow is the way?"

Christian voters are disgusted. Christ deserves better than the lesser of two evils. He called us to be righteous, "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them." Eph. 5-11. No fellowship with evil. Amos 3:3 Can two walk together, except they be agreed? How can we, in good conscience lock arms with those who do not share our values? The Log Cabin Republicans are a group of homosexuals who support the Republican Party. For Heaven's sake what are we doing on the same team? Do the donations of Christians and donations of homosexuals go into the same pot? How can Christ bless that?

found here

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

We can't have good Christian dollars commingling with dirty faggot lucre, now can we?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I seriously thought this was a joke Onion-style photo at first:

http://www.worldviewweekend.com/images/bios/coach_dave.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

And good lord, the brownnosing at the start!

...you more than anyone, are the face of the pro-family movement. You have the scars to prove it and I consider you an American hero.

Embarrassing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

the image of christ riding into town on an elephant amuses me greatly for some reason

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Even better here:

Oh, the media will call us names, they will do everything they can to discredit what we do, and cries will arise of the danger of a “theocracy.” But it is time that we fought to win and not just to be liked.

Beyond satire, this thing. It IS the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

And I do enjoy that he groups Arlen Specter in with the flock of indicted and/or imprisoned criminal republicans.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

interesting, it wouldn't take that many evangelicals in that many states to vote for a new party to alter the balance of power in term of the white house, but then I can see a republican party shorn of the wilder end of christianity, an Economically Liberal socially conservative party, being very attractive proposition to the American people.

Ed (dali), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

You mean the Democrats?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Time to finally fire up the Jesus write-in campaign I guess

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

You'd have the same situation as we have in europe a slightly left of centre party and a slightly right of centre party fighting over the middle ground with nobody being really sure of which was which any more.

Ed (dali), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

the neocons, the shrink government dudez, the hawks? all of them derive a lot of their power from the christian right (without hardly any reciprocation) and would be left twisting in the wind if a jesus party arose. it'd be one of the best things that could happen to america. yay coach dave daubenmire! go boy tell it like it is!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally welcome the balkanization of the Republican Party. By all means, lets have it.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

(divide and conquer and all that)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody hurry up and cafepress the goddamn CHRIST 2008 bumper stickers already. we can astroturf this shit! we can do it!

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm on board

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Remember how quickly people got behind Ross Perot? Can’t our Christian leaders do the same?

logic

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thumb your nose at the IRS. Would Jesus be silent on the great moral issues of the day because he was afraid of losing His tax-exempt status?

this is sounding better and better

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

(this reminds me that the Xtian Right conveniently and consistently forgets Christ's whole "render unto Caesar" bit)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

they're more old testament

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

The redneck social conservatives have already dumped the Dems cause of civil rights, now they can dump the GOP too! Because they don't seem to hate fags enough! And just start their own party! Oh that would be grand.

I think righties calling each other "a great American hero" is like lefties calling each other "bro," just a common term of endearment.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Lefties call each other 'bro'?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, and it's vaguely embarassing, as with the "hero" thing.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

???????????????

Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

eppy is not my bro.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Bros before heroes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm offended.

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

new book coming out about this, in terms of the neocons using the fundies to get votes while just laughing at them behind closed doors

and this went for certain black megachurches, too

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

lefties calling each other "bro,"

eppy, most of the undergraduates you see calling each other "bro" are not lefties.

Then we come to the subject of bro-rape...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

lefties call each other 'dude'

gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

righties call each other 'bro' or 'champ'

gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

or 'tyler' or 'chip'

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't talked to an undergraduate in years! If you don't count interns.

But yes, point acknowledged, ya snarkaholics. I meant to write "other people."

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

liberal smartypants on the internet call each other "gear" or "ned" or "kingfish" or "doctor morbius" or "hstencil" or "gabbneb" or "eppy"

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

And I probably should've gone with "dude" but I've had the term "bro-down" stuck in my head for days.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

uh, snap?

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

no, tom - only weirdo internet loners who post about having a security blanket in high school call themselves "eppy."

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

It would be dope if all the crypto-libertarians called each other "don weiner"

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Look man, I'm sorry I took that big dump in the siberia bathroom but when you gotta go...

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

joek's on you for even using the bathroom in siberia, "bro."

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I still get complimented on my bravery actually.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

probably don't get complimented on the clap - tho i doubt you've spread it around much.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather go to the getto Burger King on the corner and take my chances with the homeless. (XP)

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

That's true, I am in a stable, loving monogamous relationship.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

But anyway. Teenage boys?

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

that's a nice way to refer to your hand.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yo Laurel I misread your post and thought you had said you were gonna go to the BK and take your chances with the homies, which seemed extremely weird and still does

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

With the bros, you might say.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

bitties in the bk lounge

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yo Tombot, it better CONTINUE to seem extremely weird for, like, ever.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

this coach dave guy is awesome

Warning: May offend sugary-sweet Christians. Read at your own risk.

Allow me to be brief. I think my head is about to explode. I am sick and tired of the way our language is being misused. Our schools aren't educating our kids, parents are glued to Desperate Housewives, and our churches spend all of their time catching angel fish in an aquarium rather than confronting the sharks swimming in the streets.

How in the world can Rosie O'Donnell get a TV show? How can anyone take her seriously? Won't anyone call her on her idiocy? She said "radical Christianity" was as serious a threat as Islam. She should be thrown off of TV and her deviant rear-end should never be seen again. She sleeps with women of all things! In Islamic countries she would be a dead-woman walking. Tolerant America gives her a TV show. No wait…a second TV show. Why can't I get one? I sleep with a woman. And, it's legit.

Sorry if I don't sound very Christian. I'm sick of it -- sick of the networks, sick of homosexuality, sick of the promotion of deviancy in America, including so-called tolerance in our schools. Luckily, I am one public school graduate who can still think clearly.

While everyone else is shocked that she compared Christianity to Islam, I am shocked at what she considers radical. So I looked it up.

Radical-"favoring drastic political, economic, or social reforms"

Let that sink in. A radical favors "drastic political, economic, or social reforms."

Since the inception of mankind on the earth, marriage has been between a man and a woman. Christians and anyone with a drop of common sense want to keep it that way. Rosie favors "drastic social reform." She "married" another woman and she wants us to celebrate it. Who's the radical?

Abortion has ALWAYS been a crime. Christians want to keep it that way. Rosie favors drastic social reform and wants to overturn society's morals. She wants HER beliefs promoted and if you disagree you are hateful. Who is the radical?

American children have ALWAYS prayed in school. Rosie and her friends want to prevent it and change all of America's traditional values. Who is the radical?

Men have carried guns since there was flint. Rosie wants to do away with guns. Oh, unless she is protecting her own family, of course! She is for "drastic social reform," which in the dictionary means she is a radical. She's probably afraid of elephant hunters.

A family has ALWAYS been a father, mother and kids. Rosie says men and women are the same and she wants it taught to our schoolchildren. She wants to redefine the family, the building block of society. I could go on, but suffice it to say that its pure narcissism at the root of her radicalism.

ABC and the media make me want to puke. Loud-mouthed she-men want to tell us how to raise our children, re-define all that is right and wrong, force us to accept their deviant behavior, and call us names when we don't bend over and take it.

I'm sick of it and, actually, now looking for a barf bag. When will we wake up? How much more can you take?

I'll say it….everyone else is afraid. I've still got some Christian testosterone. Not only is Rosie O'Donnell a radical, she lives a perverted lifestyle. She is a bully who wants to force her form of deviancy on the rest of us, shove it down our throats and legislate that we accept it. She thinks that because she is a rich, famous, spoiled celebrity that she knows what is best for all of us. SHE knows what's right. SHE knows what's best. SHE is a better person than the rest of us.

You're a pervert, Rosie. You are a horrible example for the children of America. You're bombastic, arrogant, and condescending. Do us all a favor….go away. Leave us alone and stop pontificating your leftist bilge into our living rooms.

Save the hate speech accusation. I don't hate you, I pity you. But I hate what you and your ilk are doing to America, as you line your pockets with money and your sidewalks with body guards. You are worse than the Taliban…your way or the highway…leading America down the path of destruction.

Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.

With radicals like you, who needs terrorists? The Cultural Taliban will be our ruin.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Isn’t it amazing that many who defend Foley’s actions argue about the age of consent, as if having homosexual sex is okay if you are old enough? No one is upset that he was a man, looking for sex with other men. That used to make us gag. Today, we are told it has no smell. We have a nostril problem in America.

I spent a lot of years in a locker room. I hate to say it, but I loved the smell of that old place. The pungent mix of sweat and analgesic permeated my clothes when I went home at night.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.newswithviews.com/Daubenmire/dave29.htm

I AM ON A MAN HUNT

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

ROSIE O'DONNELL: PROBABLY AFRAID OF ELEPHANT HUNTERS

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Just...wow.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and by the way, there is no separation of church and state in America, you dummy.

oh, ok.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/sanford17.jpg

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Recently, we have weathered The Book of Daniel, an NBC mini-series depicting Christians as hypocritical and unbalanced.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Judge Roy Moore ran for governor of Alabama. Now there is a spaghetti puller.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus was a spaghetti puller. In fact, he told us ''Anyone who puts a hand to the plow and then looks back is not fit for the Kingdom of God'' (Luke 9:62).

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Men have carried guns since there was flint.

Coach Dave has an interesting sense of history, too

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

"deviant rear-end"

Tough-talkers who substitute "rear-end" for "ass" always crack me up.

Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

My wife Michele and I have been happily married for 26 years. We have one son and two daughters. Michele currently teaches handicapped children to help keep food on the table so that I can be free to chase the Goliaths of today.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Every time I got the opportunity to speak in a church, I found MEN who were sick and tired of what was going on in America.

gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever can be said about this, I'm pretty sure Foley wants to turn a new page.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i am totally cracking up at endless ugly homophobic rhetoric and then I AM ON A MAN HUNT!

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

that's cuz all women are a little lezzie dontchaknow - they're taught it in school!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I am no theologian. I don’t claim to be one. I haven’t attended Bible College, studied in depth eschatology, nor have I been trained in exegesis and hermeneutics. But I can read, have studied the Bible, and spent a great deal of time in the school of the wilderness.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

she sleeps with women OF ALL THINGS

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

manhunt.net ?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

"Christian testosterone"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

I picked up the paper today and read about another city that was attempting to outlaw smoking. It is amazing to me to see how much time and attention we spend on the issue. In fact, the amount of money spent on the body and care-of-the-body issues is astounding

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Coach Dave" sounds like someone who's being accused of molesting children. "Coach Dave, no!"

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

If February is Black History Month, when is Christian History Month?

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I cut my political teeth on Rush Limbaugh. Like most Americans, I really didn’t become interested in politics and politicians until I was well into my thirties. When Rush burst onto the scene in the late 1980’s America was ripe for a rightward turn, and he became the purveyor of a new political ideology, modern conservatism. A product of the hippie generation, and recently born-again, I was drawn to the new-truth that Rush was espousing. Rush Limbaugh, more than any other American, has helped to steer the nation back to sanity.

Speaking of sanity, Sean Hannity burst onto the scene a few years later.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

NEW-TRUTH. RIPE FOR BURSTING.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ethan, I love you. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I love how nearly every single sentence contains something that's just a little bit wrong or off.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear god, how many of these has he written?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

"A product of the hippie generation, and recently born-again,"

oh please please please tell me MORE!!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

here's the thought-provoking conclusion to 'is hate a bad thing?'

I have a window sticker on the back of my car. “For God so loved the world, He did something!”

He hated sin... it spurred Him to action... He gave his Son. I’m so glad He did.

John Lennon changed America with the mantra, “All you need is love.” He didn't know God, therefore, he didn’t understand. Many in America love the wrong things.

So, which is worse, loving the wrong things, or hating the right things?

Is hate a bad thing?

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

good understanding of christianity there

gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

It's like PEW found religion.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

btw shakey his bio is under 'who am i?'
http://www.newswithviews.com/Daubenmire/dave16.htm

I am a 53 year old former high school football coach who, in 1997, was minding his own business, and cranking out championship football teams at a small mid-western town in Ohio, when the goon squad known as the ACLU was unceremoniously invited into our town by a group of petty parents who were upset that their little boys were not receiving all of the attention and accolades that the parents felt were deserved. Once the ACLU bottle was opened, the genie became like smog that enveloped our school, and community.

Having repeatedly heard Edmund Burke’s quote “The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing” I decided to join the fray. Using a local radio show I began to cry-out for Christian men who were willing to stand and fight. Out of this cry came Minutemen United a band of like-minded Christian brothers and sisters who are not afraid to take our faith to the streets. Over the past five years we have:

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Successfully battled entry level pornography in Meijers Department stores.
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Fought for the 10 Commandment displays in Ohio.
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Journeyed to Alabama and defended Judge Roy Moore and the Rock.
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Helped get Ohio’s Marriage amendment on the ballot.
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Spent a week in Fla. Defending Terri Schiavo.
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Kept a steady presence at our local abortion clinic.
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Passed out “Living Water” bottles at Columbus’ Gay Pride parade
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Transported and distributed $7 million in supplies to Katrina Victims.
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Helped homeless couples find housing and jobs.
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Stood for Truth in Ohio, Alabama, Washington, Boston, Philadelphia, St. Louis, San Diego, Florida, Connecticut, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Denver, Kansas City, and many more.

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

I wondered what "Living Water" was. It's a bottle of water with Jesus on it!

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

entry level pornography

entry level pornography

entry level pornography

teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

coach dave is down with the mormons?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

you know what they say, you gotta start at the bottom.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

er xp to myself possibly.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

more coverage of Coach Dave

for example:

If you are a regular reader of my commentaries you know that I am not a conspiracy nut, or obsessed with the New World Order, although I believe both elements are at work in our nation.

[...]

Here is the problem. Unless you are out on the streets you will never realize how evil our government has become. Christian police officers enforce ungodly orders because it is "he law". "Just doin my job" they say as they steal property from the citizens they are sworn to protect...
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As frightening as the thought is, martial law will be easy to enforce in America. Christian churches and Christian pastors encourage their flocks to follow un-Constitutional, un-Godly, "lawful orders", while "Christian-cops", arrest, and steal property from peaceful men and women who are only living out Proverbs 24:11, which is their God-given right.

We have removed God from the equation. Government is no longer accountable to God, but rather, to themselves. The law is what they say it is. God is dead. The law is now God...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

entry-level pornography == victoria's secret & international male catalogues?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

there was a guy on campus a week or two ago sermonizing about how hate is 100% a part of the new testament.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Inquiring minds want to know: what exactly IS Proverbs 24:11?

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Oohh. Yuck.

www.lifeway.com

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

made his son the QB of his high school football team = total asshole

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Rescue those being led away to death; hold back those staggering toward slaughter."

winger translation: aborion protesters

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

spent a week in Fla. hyping Terry Schiavo's artificially animated corpse

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Old testament, maybe.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

good understanding of christianity there

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Luke 22:36
He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

bill: wow, its great to finally be in heaven! so, how'd you guys get saved?
paul of tarsus: while travelling to damascus, i was blinded by a pillar of heavenly light, and heard the voice of god speak to me from above.
saint julius: i denied my roman masters to study the teachings of christ, knowing then i would be killed.
emperor constantine: i saw an omen form across the sun with the name of my savior written in greek, and returned to form the first christian state.
bill: uh, yeah, i, uh, found a dasani bottle with jesus's head glued on it...

and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I thought that all of us were supposed to be calling each other "Bill Murray."

J (Jay), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Call me hero, bro.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The U.S. attorney in Arizona has begun a preliminary inquiry into a 1996 camping trip that included Rep. Jim Kolbe, R-Arizona, and two male former congressional pages, according to two federal law enforcement officials who are familiar with the issue.

The officials stressed the initial assessment by prosecutors in Arizona stems from a single allegation regarding Kolbe's behavior on the trip.

"This inquiry has just recently begun, and it is much too early to know whether there is anything there," said one official with knowledge of the matter.

Spokesmen for the Justice Department refused any comment.

gear (gear), Saturday, 14 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Kolbe is like the only out-of-the-closet guy in the GOP isn't he? Or at least in an office that high in the ranks?

I went to high school in Tucson with a kid who was the "obv. coming out post-graduation" kid who did some kind of presentation at a function that Kolbe was at and... fuck I can't remember what happened.... something like Kolbe sent him several "letters of praise" following it or something. I'll have to ask some friends.

I went to high school 93-98.

researching ur life (grady), Saturday, 14 October 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

Kolbe is like the only out-of-the-closet guy in the GOP isn't he?

Dreier is openly living with his chief-of-staff, which is about as uncloseted as you're gunna get with these guys

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 14 October 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

The real menace to American kids
We demonize Mark Foley but ignore the industries medicating children and making them fat, and even open our schools to people trying to kill them -- military recruiters.

By Bill Maher
Oct. 13, 2006

If you think the worst thing Congress doesn't protect young people from is Mark Foley, wake up and smell the burning planet. The ice caps are cracking, the coral reefs are bleaching, and we're losing two species an hour. The birds have bird flu, the cows have mad cow, and our poisoned groundwater has turned spinach into a side dish of mass destruction. Our schools are shooting galleries, our beaches are cancer wards, and under George W. Bush -- for the first time in 45 years -- our country's infant mortality rate actually went up.

Read the labels on your food. It turns out the healthiest thing you can put in your body is Mark Foley's penis. He was probably the first fruit those pages ever came into contact with that wasn't drenched in pesticide.

But that's America for you -- a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street . And recently, there's been a rash of strangers making their way onto school campuses and targeting our children for death. They're called military recruiters.

More young Americans were crippled in Iraq last month than in any month in the past three years. And the scandal is that Mark Foley wants to show them a good time before they go? When will our closeted gay congressmen learn? Our boys aren't for pleasure. They're for cannon fodder. They shouldn't be another notch on your bedpost. They should be a comma in Bush's war. If I hear a zipper, it had better be on a body bag.

Why aren't Democrats and the media hammering away every day about who we're supposed to be fighting for over there and what the plan is. Yes, Mark Foley was wrong to ask teenagers how long their penises were -- but at least someone on Capitol Hill was asking questions. We're the predators. Because we have an entire economy built on asking young people what they want, making the cheapest, sleaziest form of it they'll accept, and selling it to them until they choke on it and die.

You know who's grabbing your kids at too young an age? Merck, Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline, by convincing you they're depressed, hyperactive or suffering from attention-deficit disorder and so they must all get medicated. The drug dealers hooking your kids aren't in South America, they're in the halls of Congress handing out campaign donations to your congressmen. Mark Foley says he never slept with those kids, and I believe him, because American children are so hopped up on pills I doubt any of them could get it up.

From 1995 to 2002, the number of children prescribed antipsychotic drugs increased by over 400 percent. Either our children are going insane -- which we might look on as a problem -- or, more likely, we have, for profit, created a nation of little junkies. So stop already with the righteous moral indignation about predators -- this whole country is trying to get inside your kid's pants because that's where he keeps the money Daddy gave him to stay out of his hair.

I don't care if Mark Foley had been asking boys to describe their penises because I have some sad news for you: Your kid is so larded out on Cheetos and Yoo-hoo, he can't even see his penis. We live in a country where the ultimate consumer is an obese 16-year-old hooked up at one end to a Big Gulp and at the other to a PlayStation. So many of our kids today are fat drug addicts, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had had puppies.

In conclusion, we can pretend that the biggest threat to "our children" is some creep on the Internet, or we can admit it's Mom and Dad. When your son can't find France on a map, or touch his toes with his hands, or understand that the ads on TV are lying -- including the one in which the Marine turns into Lancelot -- then the person fucking him is you

Bnad (Bnad), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd take that way more seriously if it wasn't coming from a notorious sexual harasser.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Bill lost me at wake up and smell the burning planet. Maher is a cunt.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Eh, I was entertained.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

meanwhile, another Republican Congressman is being investigated for illicit page-dealings.

It's been kinda fun to watch the rightwingers thrash themselves about over this, as if all of their dire warnings about The Enemy Within for the last 3 years have been proven true, and their paranoid rantings about Teh Gaye been vindicated.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

The question is who made the allegations, because this Kolbe investigation smells like a witch hunt.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Maher is a cunt.

The fact that he may be a cunt doesn't detract from that being amusingly provocative.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

It does a little bit.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Maher is hit or miss. I mean, there are definately some gems in that post; "Read the labels on your food. It turns out the healthiest thing you can put in your body is Mark Foley's penis" but "wake up and smell the burning planet" sounds like something I might have written in 7th grade.

"When your son can't...understand that the ads on TV are lying -- including the one in which the Marine turns into Lancelot -- then the person fucking him is you."

HAHA. The military is just packed with morons.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that last paragraph was nice. He uses the same "punchy" sentence structure too often; it would, at best, be good for soundbites or a closing SNAP (as in last para), but it doesn't read well throughout. Was that originally spoken or written?

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

My guess is that it's from the Huffington Post.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

The Maher sentiment is sound. As my British democratic socialist friend wrote recently, the problem with the Foley "scandal" is no laws have been broken.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, Mark Foley was wrong to ask teenagers how long their penises were -- but at least someone on Capitol Hill was asking questions.

Heh.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I can't find that post on Huffington, but i did find him commenting on Saw 3 and asking stuff like, "How can you expect a nation to abide by the Geneva Conventions when 80 percent of our teenagers spend their idle hours playing ultra-gory video games?"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I rest my case.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

the Kolbe thing is interesting - have to wonder if he's being offered up by Repubs as an additional sacrificial lamb/mea culpa to the Christian right...?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I love Bill Maher and I don't care who knows it.

Of course the lusting of a middle-aged man after pages is not as important as global heating and petropharmapsychomilitaristic poison, but it is a crack in the armor of the republicans, the worst pushers of that poison. I wish they'd do more flailing about now, cuz I really enjoyed it.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with the Foley "scandal" is no laws have been broken

By which your friend meant that laws should have been in place to be broken by such behavior, or that it's ridiculous to make a fuss about someone doing something that's not actually illegal? (Plus: doesn't this count as sexual harassment by pretty much any definition you'd care to use?)

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

his take on ray nagin here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2A-rSWIOmk (about half way through) is a good example of bill maher's credo - untactful contrarian condescension = virtue.

thanks, we didn't realize the foley scandal wasn't the rapture, from now on we will only talk about the top 3 most important things in the world.

clay face, so lame.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Bill Maher, he's like the pussy Ann Coulter.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Or I guess the libertarian Ann Coulter, which, same thing.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

WRT the Kolbe investigation, I really hope the allegations didn't come from a Democrat.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't agree with Bill Maher much of the time, but I still love him.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

bill maher hasn't been good since "d.c. cab."

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I really hope the allegations didn't come from a Democrat.

are you kidding? do you really think they'd launch an ethics investigation on something they themselves didn't bring?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

but that's what I was getting at - it seems entirely plausible that in order to shore up their standing with the Christian Right, the Repubs make a public show of purging the party of any and all queers.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

(uh never mind I misread yr post)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

sarcasm detector malfunction

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

It's overreaching to tar as criminal someone doing something that's not actually illegal.

Very likely seems sexual harassment, but more apt to be covered by House ethics (har har) than criminal code. Also, how many of the IMs were to actively-serving pages?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

also heard John Stewart use "homosexual pedophilia" last night, sadly right outta the Norm Macdonald playbook.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

"phebephilia" just isn't as catchy

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta phebe for the flavor

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Morbs do you think Foley did anything wrong?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yes!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not as worried about the homosexual pedophilia as I am about the homosexual compulsive gambling. That's way out of control.

Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Maher always makes an excellent point, he just always sounds like a fucking jackass in the process. It's his thing.

researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

no he makes unexcellent points that he thinks will make him seem smart and daring but which actually make him look like an ass.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

pre-HBO, he often had a way with a joke, but on issues was equally OTM or asshat.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

like is THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN THE FOLEY SCANDAL actually an excellent point?

and does he really think hammering away on iraq minutia is gonna play better in the waning days of a campaign than this awesome gop pederast cover up scandal?

clay faced dummy.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

the funniest thing on Maher's shows was always Scott Thompson (who is both smarter and funnier than Bozo the Host)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

smarter than a bozo of hosts

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah scott thompson is genius - although i've never seen him on that show as it's totally fucking unwatchable.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

LEARN DIFF BTWN PEDERAST & EPHEBOPHILE (esp when age of consent is 16), TANKS

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

OMG ITS THAT FAMOUS ILX PEDANTRY IVE BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

age that you can marry and age that you can give sexual consent are two different numbers in some states

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I am disappointed to learn that hebephilia does not, in fact, refer to a sexual attraction to Jews. bah - fucking latin.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

basically, cept for liking teen boys over girls, Foley is Errol Flynn with a computer instead of looks and a yacht.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

howz about hebrephilia ?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Foley is Errol Flynn with a computer instead of looks and a yacht."

Foley's got a 12-inch wang?!?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

homophiliacphobia

Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

morbs - this scandal isn't about comparing foley to errol flynn (although that was fun) it's about comparing what the gop says it stands for to what it actually stands for.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'm doin behavioral not anatomical, Shakes.

I agree that hypocrisy and sexual harassment are relevant here.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

You people realize that even if the "age of consent" is 16, it is still statutory rape in many states for an adult (over 18) to have sex with a minor (under 18)???

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

but he said he never had the sexing

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

but he said he never had the sexing

but LORD did he try, and we'll see if they actually find somebody, aside from a former page or two whom he sexed aplenty

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

And sure there's tons of worse civil rights violations going on these days, but a bird in the hand is worth five things that could be crazy crackpot conspiracy theories, amirite?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

You know who's grabbing your kids at too young an age? Merck, Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline, by convincing you they're depressed, hyperactive or suffering from attention-deficit disorder and so they must all get medicated.

yes, because kids never actually suffer from severe depression or anything

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I think they suffer from over-medication more than they suffer from mentally and socially crippling psychological syndromes.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. Shakey Mo Collier, to you.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

shakey hmo collier

gear (gear), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think they suffer from over-medication more than they suffer from mentally and socially crippling psychological syndromes.

Agreed.

Dr. Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

heh.

seriously I don't think I've ever personally encountered a group of people who exuded more collective evil than the pharmaceutical sales reps I used to work with. I R biased.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

dr. midnight caller

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

dude i just do what the crystals tell me.

/arthur mag

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLZ

that reminds me, apparently VALIS is scheduled to strike on my birthday:

"A Cosmic Trigger Event will occur on the 17th of October 2006. This is the beginning, one of many trigger events to come between now and 2013.

An ultraviolet (UV) pulse beam radiating from higher dimensions in universe-2 will cross paths with the Earth on this day. Earth will remain approximately within this UV beam for 17 hours of your time.

This beam resonates with the heart chakra, it is radiant fluorescent in nature, blue/magenta in color. Although it resonates in this frequency band, it is above the color frequency spectrum of your universe-1 which you, Earth articulate in. However due to the nature of your soul and soul groups operating from Universe-2 frequency bands it will have an effect.

The effect is every thought and emotion will be amplified intensely one million-fold. Yes, we will repeat, all will be amplified one millions time and more.

Every thought, every emotion, every intent, every will, no matter if it is good, bad, ill, positive, negative, will be amplified one million times in strength.

What does this mean ?

Since all matter manifest is due to your thoughts, i.e. what you focus on, this beam will accelerate these thoughts and solidify them at an accelerated rate making them manifest a million times faster than they normally would.

For those that do not comprehend. Your thoughts, what you focus on create your reality.

This UV beam thus can be a dangerous tool. For if you are focused on thoughts which are negative to your liking they will manifest into your reality almost instantly. Then again this UV beam can be a gift if you choose it to be.

Mission-1017 requires approximately one million people to focus on positive, benign, good willed thoughts for themselves and the Earth and Humanity on this day. Your thoughts can be of any nature of your choosing, but remember whatever you focus on will be made manifest in a relatively faster than anticipated time frame. To some the occurrences may almost be bordering on the miracle.

All we ask is positive thoughts of love, prosperity, healing, wealth, kindness, gratitude be focused on.

This UV beam comes into full affect for 17hrs on the 17th of October 2006.

No matter what time zone you are in the hours are approximately 10:17am on the 17th of October to 1:17am on the 18th of October.

The peak time will be 17:10 (5:10pm) on the 17th October.

You do not need to be in a meditative state through out this time, though that would be beneficial. The main key time no matter what time zone you are in will be the peak time of 17:10 (5:10 pm). Perhaps at this time if you can find a peaceful spot or location to focus. The optimum is out in the vicinity of grounded nature, likened to that of a large tree or next to the ocean waves.


Focus on whatever it is you desire. What is required for the benefit of all Earth and HUmanity is positive thoughts of loving nature.


We call this UV beam trigger event, "818" gateway."

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

it is still statutory rape in many states

DC ain't a state. Perhaps one of you who think this 'scandal' is Oh So Important (since the Dems hate relying on the thousand legit ways they could oppodse the GOP) could look up the law there.

pharmaceutical sales reps

The med journal ad-sales scumbags I'm surrounded by here are always taking those guys to college football games or golf. Very cozy.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Foley wrote the laws that made what he was doing illegal.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Although feel free to apply your "he didn't rape someone so therefore he didn't break any laws" standard to other situations.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

since the Dems hate relying on the thousand legit ways they could oppodse the GOP

I tend to sympathise with this line but with the caveat that many swing voters and otherwise liberal security 'hawks' don't agree with the 'pacifist' left, and think that the current vague Democrat call for a timetable for withdrawl is tantamount to an admission of failure and thus a show of weakness aren't going to abandon the administration on Iraq. Thus, the strategy of letting the religious right and the party loyalists have a good scrap, potentially depressing the turnout of the religious base, ain't altogether stupid, though I would much prefer a more coherent and vigorous attack. As Will Rogers sadly had it, however, "I am not a member of any organized party, I am a Democrat."

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

DC ain't a state. Perhaps one of you who think this 'scandal' is Oh So Important (since the Dems hate relying on the thousand legit ways they could oppodse the GOP) could look up the law there.

some of the ims were written to the kid when he was at home, not in d.c., so whatever state that is, the laws there could be applicable.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

think that the current vague Democrat call for a timetable for withdrawl

uhm, this is actually the majority position in the polls, isn't it?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

if the cock is in DC but the tits r in Virginia is it statuatory rape?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'd never pondered the jurisdictional details of cyberwanking.

Alex Cockburn invokes Airplane!...

Did Foley actually lay his filthy paws on gilded youth? There are gay guys who like to hang around teens, not necessarily with an overpowering urge for immediate sexual contact but more for the overall homoerotic buzz and the hope that one day one of the lads might say, You're the one...

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a--a Turkish prison?

This sounds like Foley to me. When in doubt, head for the Betty Ford Center. Although no one seems to be buying it, Foley is trying to bring booze into disrepute, saying that he was drunk all those times he whacked out the instant messages on his laptop. He also says he was abused by a priest as a lad and now suffers from mental illness. A trifecta! Foley probably spent a lot of time studying the human pyramid and dog photos from Abu Ghraib before rushing off to draft the strong language he inserted into the Child Protection and Safety Act earlier this year. People cry angrily that this is hypocrisy. I'm not sure why. If you know what you are capable of, surely it's sound moral conduct for a legislator to try to guard society from the beast within.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Foley is trying to bring booze into disrepute

oh boooo. Wanda Sykes did this bit better.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Cockburn (splendid name!) said in last week's New Yorker that there was many a time when Chris Hitchens would lunge for some boy's lips after one too many martinis.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

seriously I don't think I've ever personally encountered a group of people who exuded more collective evil than the pharmaceutical sales reps I used to work with. I R biased.

Seconded!

Though, I probably wouldn't have a job if it weren't for them. : (

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

After interviewing some 40 former congressional pages, FBI agents have yet to turn up any evidence of direct sexual contact between underage pages and former Congressman Mark Foley.

Instead, according to law enforcement officials and several former pages, a pattern is emerging of seduction by Foley that began when the boys were 16 and 17. In cases where actual sex followed, it was not until the boys were at the legal age of 18.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/10/fbi_yet_to_find.html

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

it was not until the boys were at the legal age of 18.

what, like as their birthday present?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

WORST BIRTHDAY EVER

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I ASKED FOR XBOX AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS GAY CONGRESSMAN

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

It's just like the GOP's long-term cultivation of the hustings since '64, only with toned nubile flesh.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

more proof that they spread the radical republican agenda by mentoring youths

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I remember someone quoting Foley, "I don't fool around with pages," which carries the unspoken "til the second they're fair game."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Then we plan to start questioning the female pages," said one senior law enforcement official.

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

How many female pages do they have, and how many pages/day are they interrogating?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Neat bit here about using Teh Gaye as a political weapon, and a bit on outing Senator Craig(R-ID).

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

Cockburn (splendid name!) said in last week's New Yorker that there was many a time when Chris Hitchens would lunge for some boy's lips after one too many martinis.

Not boys -- "male friends."

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

so there was actually a peder-priest after all

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/19/washington/20foleycnd.html

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite line in that article, from an old friend of Foley's in reference to Fr. Mercieca:

“He taught us to drive in his ‘57 Chevy,” Mr. Ombres said. “He taught us to drive a stick-shift in a light-blue Volkswagen, driving around the church parking lot.”

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

AND THE VOLKSWAGEN WAS AN AUTOMATIC IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN AHAHA

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

oh even better

Out here in Oregon, we got a related but smaller thing going on with all this, only it involved the Republican Speaker of the House(one who's blocked all sorts of actually worthy legislation from even getting a vote), her husband's brother(a cop, not a congressman, named "Tuck"), and an underaged girl working at the local pizza joint.

And, as usual with these folks, this was the same politico who pushed harsher anti-molester laws last year.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/10/29/nbcs-chip-reid-the-mar_n_32745.html

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/ap/chipreedweb.jpg

jeez. that look and the "little cryptic" line is summoning old Jon Lovitz performances on "Tales of Ribardry"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaaand he's gunna stay in "rehab" just a few days longer. Maybe six more. Anybody know anything about the Sierra Tucson center in Catalina, AZ? Is it also run by Tom Cruise people?

and he actually partied with the tom cruise people, a fact that the tom cruise people are actively trying to scrub off their website.

Oh yeah, and get this: dude was in a shitty, straight-to-DVD-and-Showtime movie three years ago. The site even has a clip of the action. And the imdb entry, if you're curious(no credit for Foley, tho).

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/images/2006/11/strike-force-still.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Anybody know anything about the Sierra Tucson center in Catalina, AZ?

I grew up not to far from there. It's where Ringo cleaned up!!!

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, it seems to be THE place for high-profile people to do rehab. It has something to do with its remote location, luxurious accomodations, quality staff, commitment to patients' security and privacy, and non-nosy neighbors. (not a very developed area, very very rural.)

I don't remember hearing anything about it being associated with Scientology, though.

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sierratucson.com/

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

aw shucks, there's no photo of Foley on there.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

see "commitment to patients' security and privacy" two posts up.

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

shucks. they coulda used the free pub.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Without checking the website, I seem to remember them having three different facilities. One for plebians, one for teenagers (went to high school with at least a few alums!) and one for high-profile/ celeb peeps.

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5112770,00.html

Tee hee hee.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

a 59yo escort? relationship must've been quite awhile ago.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

"steady"

researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah weird turn of phrase there.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

and now he's stepped down "temporarily":

Today, a press conference by church leaders to support Haggard was cancelled shortly before it was scheduled to take place.

In stepping down, it was emphasized that Haggard did not admit any wrongdoing, but that he felt his effectiveness would be hampered by the cloud of inquiry...

http://www.denverpost.com/portlet/article/html/imageDisplay.jsp?contentItemRelationshipId=1366592
"You like to watch, don't you?"

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

dammit, let's try that again:

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2006/1102/20061102_032450_ol02haggard.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

and some damage control, more than what was hinted at, from the NRCC right before the scandal broke

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Sully says Rove knew about Foley

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Tags: Andrew Sullivan, Mark Foley, Foleygate, Karl Rove, Republican sex scandals, Recommended, Predatorgate (all tags)

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 6 November 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Incidentally, there's plenty of Haggard talk on:

Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 6 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Heh. This is the first thread(political or not) i've ever started to go over 1K in posts.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRF8IhgzYfs&mode=related&search=

Interesting 7 min movie about all the people who knew about it, video of their cover-up lies and the finalé is watching them explain the $100,000 payoff Foley made when the first batch of emails were discovered.

Totally Different Guy Now (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 12 November 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

I AM ON A MAN HUNT

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.newswithviews.com/Daubenmire/dave29.htm

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh the flashbacks.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

His latest effort.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Every time I think of Joe Theisman I picture the breaking of his leg on Monday night football. Warning: Graphic. May cause emotional response.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Someone call the FDA! Some pastors are spreading Mad Cow disease and America is losing her mind!

Check the symptoms. Gays want to marry and churches bless the union. In fact, we now have gays offering the sacraments. MOO!

Fifty percent of all Christian marriages end in divorce and the Church crows about defending the sanctity of that union. MOO!

We have condoms to prevent disease and abortion to prevent children. MOO!

We educate our kids in Godless schools but rave about their sports program. MOO!

But why worry? Our attendance is up and so is the Dow. Things are looking better.

Mad Cow has taken over. We are losing our minds.

In the area where I live Amish food is gaining popularity. Restaurants serving "Home-style cooking" have customers standing in line. Sick of fast food and microwave dinners Americans are finding something of value in the old ways of cooking. It has a more lasting taste, and as Grandma used to say, it "sticks to your ribs".

We need a new diet. The time has come when pastors must feed the flock something that "sticks to the ribs". Years of greasy Grace have lead to a dazzling showcase but an empty stockroom. Rewrite the menu and include some old family basics.

"The soul that sins, it shall die"
"God hates the workers of iniquity".
"In righteousness He doth judge and make war."
"Be not deceived for God is not mocked. For whatsoever a man sows, that also shall he reap."
"Be ye Holy, for I am Holy".

Alexis de Tocqueville is credited with having said:

"I sought for the key to the greatness and genius of America in her harbors…in her fertile fields and boundless forests; in her rich mines and vast world commerce; in her public school system and institutions of learning. I sought for it in her democratic Congress and matchless Constitution. Not until I went into the churches of America and heard her pulpits aflame with righteousness did I understand the secret of her genius and power. America is great because America is Good, and if America ever ceases to be good America will cease to be great."

Any nutritionists will tell you "You are what you eat." America, look in the mirror. Do you like what you see?

Mooo!

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Years of greasy Grace

!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Mooo!

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still wondering about the Amish chain restaurant revival I've apparently missed.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Grace gets really upset when you call her greasy. Understandably, I think.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 5 August 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

He's back!:

The former congressman and 2006 Republican bête noire will appear on NBC News's Today Show next Wednesday. (or the Wednesday after next..)

That's according to a Florida source who is close to the former congressman....

Mr. Foley told friends that he wanted to wait until after the elections in 2008 so to have as little effect as possible on the current political situation.

He's sober, he's not blaming his problems on alcohol, he's kibitzing about Florida politics, and he's eager to speak...

...because we've all been waiting to hear about Mark Foley's thoughts on the state of things!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

Mooo!

and what, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

Hahaha

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

No one calls him at 4:30 am. :(

Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

Coach Dave just keeps at it:

Popular theory has it that over ninety percent of black Americans will vote for Obama. If that is not racist, I don't know what is.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

oh no, we forgot about coach dave in all this

obama cyber leader (kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

bill: wow, its great to finally be in heaven! so, how'd you guys get saved?
paul of tarsus: while travelling to damascus, i was blinded by a pillar of heavenly light, and heard the voice of god speak to me from above.
saint julius: i denied my roman masters to study the teachings of christ, knowing then i would be killed.
emperor constantine: i saw an omen form across the sun with the name of my savior written in greek, and returned to form the first christian state.
bill: uh, yeah, i, uh, found a dasani bottle with jesus's head glued on it...

― and what (ooo), Friday, October 13, 2006 4:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol custos

and what, Friday, 7 November 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

man, that coach dave:

Listen. I don't mince words. I will not be silent just because someone is going to call me names. Here is the truth.

* Nearly 8 out of 10 black children are born outside of marriage.
* About 13 percent of American women are black, but they
submit to over 35 percent of the abortions.
* The leading cause of poverty in America is single-parenthood.
* Homicide is the leading cause of death among black men.
* Over 1 million black men are in jail or prison.

Forty years ago, our white President Lyndon Johnson launched the "War on Poverty." This expansion of government ushered in the "War on the Family." Under the guise of "welfare," our churches permitted the government to usurp the responsibility of caring for the needy, a job which had always been mandated to the Church. Charity isn't charity when you use someone else's money.

The end result was the destruction of the black family. A government check replaced a father. The responsibility for caring for one's family was no longer demanded by the black community. Misguided government programs stripped the homes of the father. Overwhelmed and overburdened, the black pastors in the black communities turned to the god of government as the provider for their flocks...

Also, do these idiots who go on about the "failure" of welfare or LBJ's War on Poverty happen to remember that Nixon started slashing those programs(which had already begun producing results) once he took power?

obama cyber leader (kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

Dude really deserves his own thread. He starts this one out by quoting Rick Nelson lyrics, then takes off a lines in:

http://www.ptsalt.com/commentary/obama_s_garden_party

...Here is the real story, at least from where I sit in “flyover” country. Obama lost the election on the first night of the Democratic Convention. Let me be clear. McCain didn’t win it, Obama lost it. The media will do all they can with their “expert” pollsters, and CNN and NBC and the rest will do their best to put powder on the pig, but the race is over for Obama. It was the Garden Party that did him in. I know this flies in the face of inside-the-beltway experts, but it is crystal clear out here in cornfield country. The thing that has done him in is the political monogamy. The “experts” are married to the same worldview. They are an incestuous lot, spending all of their time sharing their monogamous ideas with other “experts.” It is the greatest deception that we all face…the thought that you are right because you have found someone who agrees with you. The radical Democrats in control of their party actually think mainstream Americans agree with them. Why? Because all they ever do is talk to other “experts” who share the same opinion. They are more faithful to their worldview than they are to their spouse. That, in a nutshell, is what has cost Obama this election. Let me stop right here. The Republicrats are no better but at least their ideas tend to fall in the mainstream of American values. Not all of them. But at least their core values can be found in any barber shop in rural America. When it is all said and done, most Americans trust their instincts. That is why the Obama presidency is dead on arrival, no matter how much the media experts tell you he is winning. The Democratic National Convention has worked very hard to put on a good show. There was a day when the Conventions were about smoke-filled rooms, and back room deals, where a candidate was actually selected. Today the conventions are nothing more than an Amway Convention where the party leadership creates an image which all of the media sycophants are supposed to enhance. Democrats think they are popular and that most of America supports the party of FDR. But it is an illusion. There is still a great deal of party loyalty, especially among blacks and union workers, but the heartbeat of America is not in rhythm with what the political gurus believe. The gurus love Democratic ideas and candidates so they think that all of America agrees with them. Because the pundits share like views they have convinced one another that they are correct. That is why I love my local barber shop. That is where you really feel the pulse of Joe Sixpack America. Joe Sixpack is tired of Bush and is open to change, but in his heart he's looking for Ronald Reagan, not Ronald McDonald. Obama was on to something with his innocuous theme of “change.” It helped him defeat Hillary and made him a media darling. But, to paraphrase Obama, change is “words, just words.” The proof is in the pudding. And on Monday night America discovered that there is a “fly in the ointment.” McCain is going to win. He’ll do it without his base. McCain is a Democrat who happens to be in the Republican Party. Many Democrats are happy to vote for him. They know he is not a real Republican. Remember, Joe Biden supports John McCain. But here is why Qbama is toast. He ran on change, inspired change, had folks hoping for change. And then he went to a Garden Party in Denver I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again It was his “friends” that did him in. Died-in-the-wool Democrats love Democrats. They can’t wait to go to the party and “reminisce” with their old friends about the good ole days of Democratic Party power. Their Denver party featured the same, tired, big-government icons. All of their heroes were there: Kennedy, Carter, Clinton, Kerry. The media pundits were former Democrat hacks Begala, Carville, and Brazile. The party insiders thought they were showing their power. Cornfield America began throwing bricks at their TV. You see….their memories were jogged. They remembered: · The malaise of the Carter years and 20% interest rates· The ungodly, socialist morals of the Clintons and Monica’s blue dress.· The degeneracy of Teddy Kennedy and Mary Jo Kopechne.· The phoniness of John Kerry and the Swift Boat veterans It was not a pretty picture. Most Americans want change but this was not what they had in mind. An Obama victory would signal the return of:

* E. T. look-alike Carville and his squinty eyes spinning the facts.
* Paul Begala and his disingenuous smile, and Eddie Haskel-like lying.
* Brazile and her race-tainted views.

I wonder if someone is sabotaging the Obama campaign? Obama will not recover. Americans are still too smart. Democrats will elect McCain with the aid of blind Republicans. They know that Obama is an empty suit. Maverick John McCain gives them an out because, after all, he’s not really a Republican. People came from miles around, everyone was there
Yoko brought her walrus, there was magic in the air…If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck
But if memories were all I sang, I'd rather drive a truck. Again, McCain will win and Obama is toast. I hear the good ole boys in the heartland firing up their trucks. But all is not lost for the party of FDR. Either way, we get a Democratic president.

obama cyber leader (kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, I realize this is the LEAST of that guy's problems, but:

"There was a day when the Conventions were about smoke-filled rooms, and back room deals, where a candidate was actually selected."

How can that possibly be represented as a GOOD thing? How is there a total break-down between glorifying that kind of back-room shady deal that BIRTHS special-interest favoritism and corporate corruption etc etc and the oft-stated desire to reform Washington, kill pork-barrel spending, and so forth?

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Friday, 7 November 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

What does this dude have to do with Mark Foley?

ᑥ ᑥ ᑥ (libcrypt), Friday, 7 November 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

I think we started talking about him around the time that the foley thing happened.

obama cyber leader (kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

yeah he should have his own thread because he is hilarious, lives sort of near me, and is known to show up at local gay pride parades. you know, just to see what's going on. also http://www.ptsalt.com/blog/administrator/2008/10/popular_gay_public_sex_hangouts_in_columbus_revealed i really love that these guys compile lists of cruising sites and pretend that their intent is to protect children.

horrible (harbl), Saturday, 8 November 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

The then-page who broke the news has written about it -- Zack Stanton:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/the-page-who-took-down-the-gop-mark-foley-dennis-hastert-213378

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 November 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

Has time really passed THAT much?

Early in the page year, Foley started chatting with a few of my classmates on AOL Instant Messenger. AIM was an evolutionary ancestor to the later era of social media and texting, a place where you could instantly talk with friends or strangers while hidden behind a screenname.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 November 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

wow

welltris (crüt), Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)

you would put a dime in the slot and then enter the seven-digit number, or sometimes a ten-digit number, assigned to the party with whom you wished to speak

j., Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)


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