ghosts: is it stupid to fear them?

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as an adult? nightly?

SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

yup

am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

8080

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

The bedroom in the house I lived in as a kid had two windows that looked like giant eyeballs to me, especially when the shades were pulled down halfway. It used to scare the shit out of me, especially when viewed through the mirror on the dresser. But I was only 7 or so. Fearing ghosts nightly as an adult is stupid.

Z S, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

After all the M. R. James I've been rereading I'm primed for one of the bastards to mysteriously appear after I read through an old book.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

let me tell you, it is NOT pleasant when they come. ...i have had some ghostly activity in my house recently. however it MUsT can be explained etc. and even if not soon ever, i still shoudl not worry about it...i suppose. this thread is not helping either. ned close thread pls.

SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

they're posting from inside the thread!

am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

this scared the fuck out of 12 year old me
http://www.castleofspirits.com/amityville1.jpg

bobby bedelia, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://oranchak.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/jesus-rug-5-medium.jpg

Z S, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

anyone up for a late night optical illusion jesus FREAK OUT?!

Z S, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

Not enough scary animated gifs!

Tape Store, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

Great, now I keep expecting that pic of Jesus to jump out the screen or something.

31g, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

it will, if you close this page, or don't think about him at least once every 10 minutes...SWEET DREAMS....

Z S, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

i ain't afraid of no ghost

latebloomer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JLK2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

31g, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

ghosts are like dogs, they can smell your fear and they will react to it badly. just try to stay calm and wait for the ghosts to leave.

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

let me tell you, it is NOT pleasant when they come. ...i have had some ghostly activity in my house recently. however it MUsT can be explained etc. and even if not soon ever, i still shoudl not worry about it...i suppose. this thread is not helping either. ned close thread pls.

-- SusanD, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:18 AM (2 hours ago)


pics or it didn't happen

am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

ghosts are like dogs, they are attracted to the smell of your butt. keep a steak handy in your pants to throw over their heads as a distraction.

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

This is a stupid, pointless question.

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

They're ghosts. GHOSTS! OF COURSE you should fucking fear them!
Have you never seen any films?

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

Casper?

Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Slimer?

Ste, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

This is a stupid, pointless question.

-- Frogman Henry, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:52 AM (16 minutes ago)


And?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

do you interrupt joeks before punchline

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

One of my favourite Mark S quotes is on a similar thread from a few years ago when he says "why are ghosts scary? Like, at all? 'Whooooooo... I shall put my insubstantial hand through you"

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

my fifth grade teacher was obsessed with ghosts. he believed he saw them in his 1740s house (which he'd bought on the cheap because it was rumored to have poltergeists). every tuesday and friday we'd have a ghost lesson in class. our teacher taught about malevolent spirits in the same unwavering, authoritative, voice he used to explain long division. meaning: we all believed. information were presented as unwavering fact: we had books and displays of ghost stuff around the classroom. we wrote (and received) letters from the people who'd been involved with the real amityville horror house. he conflated phantasmagoric information with more verifiable fact about king philip's war. 'the woods around my house are filled with restless indian spirits' he told us. 'they wouldn't hurt us, but they might lead us astray.' i found this especially intimidating because i lived about 1200 feet from him, even [i]more[/] remotely in the woods. his scariest stories were about ghosts blowing cold breath in a hauntee's ear right while the hauntee was falling asleep. it took me until after my teens to sleep without a pillow over my head.

remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

There are very few things I can say about ghosts. However, I do know that fear helps them breed.

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

It is only stupid to fear ghosts if you live in the real world. Otherwise, it is probably sensible.

This reminds me of another pet peeve of mine: Astrology! A friend of a friend, who happened to be a 'little person' as they say recently died so we're clearing out here possessions and giving them to charity. Among the books was a large collection of horoscope bullshit. I had to bite my tongue hard to stop myself from saying "I knew she was a midget, but no one told me she was a mental midget!"

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Is it stupid to fear people who believe in ghosts?

paulhw, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

fearing something that isn't a clear and present danger, well I won't say it's stupid... maybe pointless? have there been a lot of people killed/injured by ghosts in your town recently? if not, you may want to worry about more pressing issues.

however, imagining that some magical and spectacular end is around the bend certainly makes life more interesting.

Edward III, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

ps BOO!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Ringu_sadako.jpg

Edward III, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i would really like to have sex with a ghost.

andi, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/22/cteq/ghost_dog.jpg: For realz?

remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1447278

gff, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ not so much stupid as fatal!

gff, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be too scared to pop my ghostcherry should the opportunity arrise.

xpost!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/casper2.jpg

nocturnal ectoplasmissions?

remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/GhostEatsItAll-Cover.jpg

Edward III, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.animatedgif.net/games/pacman-ln_e0.gif

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, that Casper movie makes me cry 96 tears every time.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

be afraid . . .

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ghostresearch.org/ghostpics/ghost2.jpg

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ghostresearch.org/ghostpics/weird.jpg

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ghostresearch.org/ghostpics/hampton_court.jpg

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

That's just someone walking through a door.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Adam Ant is coming out of my former high school!

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

There's that theory that a lot of "haunted houses" have an uneasy atmosphere because the acoustics are weird, and you're getting infrasonic sound leaking in from traffic noise or whatever. Makes people feel jumpy so they start seeing things etc.

I think it's stupid to fear ghosts, yet I do.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

And I don't even think they exist, but I'm still scared of them. I am a fool.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

There's that theory that a lot of "haunted houses" have an uneasy atmosphere because the acoustics are weird

it's also because SOMEONE WAS DROWNED IN THE BATHTUB

Edward III, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Then why aren't there more ghosts of kittens?

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

:(

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Poltergeists scared me the very most as a kid. Any odd sound in the house could be attributed to them.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Then why aren't there more ghosts of kittens?

most likely because people aren't in the habbit of killing kittens in horrible fashions causing them to come back for revenge/wander the earth lost in limbo.

i would also not recomend this.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking as someone with occasional sleep paralysis... I fear my own brain (and the demons... I f*cking HATE demons).

Andi Mags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

sleep paralysis w/ demons, glad I don't have that anymore...

Edward III, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't believe in ghosts, but here are my stories (related to my earlier post)

1) the teacher who taught us all about the poltergeists in his house was found drowned mysteriously in his swimming pool.

2) one weirdly hot october afternoon when i was ten, i got totally creeped out being home alone. like: convinced i felt a presence. weather outside was a super-low pressure system, remaindered by a hurricane, and it was kind of sirocco-y. leaves blustering, birds all gone, trees winter-balding: a total heather prynn vibe. sky was New England slate, and I was afraid to get off the couch to turn on the lights. as it grew darker – moving into the kind of crepuscular granularity that made it look like the world was is received through a static-fuzzed television receptor - i was convinced i felt a presence. and, accordingly, a strange tune sorta oozed into my brain. it sounded like a simplified melody from holst or berlioz, measure and a half long and implacable. i kept replaying it, obsessing about it, until a few minutes later, at precisely the moment I was humming it, an F# brashly sounded from the (untended) piano in the other room. at first i thought it was my imagination, but the note [i]é stata sostenuta[i] for a good 5-10 seconds to tell me it wasn't just a trick of imagination. i screamed, grabbed the dog, ran outside, and sat there for at least an hour until my parents came home.

remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

I was housesitting for these people and pictures of their dead kid kept falling off the wall. I told my boyfriend it was just air pressure and he flipped out at me. "Don't you believe anything!" Which was absolutely hilarious. I kept saying 'air pressure' in a spo0o0o0o0o0o0oky voice to myself for years after that when anything weird happened.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

That is a good story, Remy. :/

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

totally good story!

i am not afraid of ghosts but am afraid of ghost stories

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

also, giant xpost, but astrology is not entirely bullshit and p s i am not mental

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it makes me think. I don't think negatively of people who do. But like most things of that nature, I am totally apathetic about it. Except tarot reading are fun.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, are we both thinking about the introvert thred? Bcz I can't find a context for that here.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah there's a ref upthread
astrology is fun and vague and i wldn't base my life on it but i like it! it's just another form of insight on life, rather than a predictor of it.

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

Me too.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

i'd really like to have sex with a ghost. maybe i'll post some sexy ghost pictues, later. i tell you, though. i'd really like to fuck these beings with their black eyes and hair, and their white gowns. let me rip it off of you. oh. let me fuck you.

andi, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.miracletheatre.org/show/christmascarol/chains.jpg

I wish ghosts wtill walked around wearing chains and lockboxes.

Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

now, while i don't personally believe in ghosts or fortune-telling, etc., i take umbrage with the attitude that feels these totally ridicule-worthy thoughts deserving of mockery. they're pervasive enough, constant enough, cross-cultural enough to merit some real consideration. and while a certain hyper-rational, academic mindset – the one that snickers at religion as magical bullshit - looks down its nose at things folksy, unverifiable (except in a bracketed 'anthropological' sense), it pays to remember that the bulk of contemporary science is the outgrowth of antiquarian superstition retroactively ruled prescient.

remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

can you imagine fucking a ghost? i just wanna wrap one up in my sheets and cum all over each other. oh! i'd give it to her!

andi, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

tonight, you are going to fuck your bedding

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

her black eyes and black hair. pull my hair. scratch me. kick me. come here and fuck me, pale spirit.

andi, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Tantric Mattress 3: Counterpane and Counterpleasure

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

remy otm!

(lol ghost fuckering)

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://quimby.gnus.org/4ad-pics/ThisMortalCoil.ItllEndInTears.lp.jpg


let me fuck you. let me fuck you. let me eat your cherry. give me it. give me it. i want us to fuck each other's brains out. cum on each other's faces.

andi, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Goodness gracious.

Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

i summon thee.

andi, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

Several years ago my boyfriend & I were house-sitting for his grandmother while she was in hospital. His grandfather had passed away in the house a decade before. In the hallway were floor-to-ceiling cupboards with warped old doors that needed both hands to wrench open. I was alone in the house and napping on the lounge late one afternoon when the phone rang. I answered it, but could hear nothing but static. I hung up and turned around to find all the hall cupboard doors standing wide open.

I stood petrified, staring at the doors, knowing that they were definitely shut before I fell asleep. It sounds ridiculous but I backed out the front door, too afraid to take my eyes off them. I didn’t go back inside until my boyfriend came home.

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

aaah!!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

No word of a lie. My one and only ghost story.

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

after my father died, lights flickered. (he'd stop there. i'm sure he wouldn't want to scare us). go ahead, though, dad.


i wanna play with ghosts. ghosts and you are friends. i'm a bit drunk.
no, seriously. i'l like to see my father.
i'd like to fuck other sexy spirits.
i'll set my candles and give you my blood. just come here.

andi, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ haley joel

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, btw.

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

and a bit Poltergeist - was it chairs on tables?

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, iirc.

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.filemagazine.com/galleries/archives/images/taiwan.jpg

Stupid Taiwanese refuse to live in these awesome PODS because they're scared of ghosts. Thankfully, they're too scared to even demolish them.

Alba, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

can you imagine fucking a ghost? i just wanna wrap one up in my sheets and cum all over each other. oh! i'd give it to her!

line of the year.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Thought this would be Ramzi revive.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Those buildings look fucking cool.

wilter, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

We should move to Taiwan and squat them.

Alba, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I wld live in all this ghost PODS.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.beartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/GhostEatsItAll-Cover.jpg

This is great!

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Can kind of sort of see why peeps no want to live there no mo:

http://i25.tinypic.com/sy8014.png
http://i29.tinypic.com/t4uyk8.png
http://i26.tinypic.com/xmr7k1.png

libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://i30.tinypic.com/2im57vs.png

libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe that's just me, tho.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

no way, those pods look awesome!!

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i love 'em. can see how even in pristine condition there would be a weird munchkin holiday camp vibe - still, would totally live there.

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Amazing pictures.

paulhw, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/21b6cl3.png

Alba, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol!

http://i29.tinypic.com/rk32w7.jpg

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

(i like yr happy ghost better alba)

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my gosh, Alba!

Ghosts are adorable!

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

It's stupid to fear them!

Alba, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's stupid not to want to hug their happy little faces!

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ghost is haunting me with twee.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

no i'm definitely of the "ghosts are fuckin scary" school of thought.

serious fearz as child:
http://www.castleofspirits.com/Australianghosthunters/monk.jpg

oh dear, GIS for ghost monk/nun just before bedtime = bad idea.

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh god i just quickly scrolled up and thought the wave in alba's pic, crashing over the wall and reflected in the ground, was a huge white apparation menacingly waving its arm :/

:)

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

moving to san-zhr pod village immediately, plz fwd my mail

J0hn D., Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

Ledge i remember that pic from a arthur c clarke program when i was younger, it was a whole show about ghost pics. i can't remember how old i was, but i do remember shitting it big time going to bed for the next few weeks :(

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

those pods are adorable! too bad they're in such bad condition. they could be like a little futuristic community with picnic potlucks.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

I remember that photo as well ledge, My grandparents spare bedroom had curtains with a design that reminded me of the phantom monk's eyes, and I was terrified to sleep there in case I looked up at the curtains and he was standing there.

He doesn't look so frightening now though.

I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm obsessed with ghosts and the paranormal. One of the things I love to do when I'm in the US is go visit creepy civil war-era cemeteries in the evening and take photos, hoping to catch something. I watch all those cheesyass ghost hunting shows, Ghost Hunters (favorite for lyfe), the hysterical Most Haunted, any old crap special that comes on cable promising proof of the paranormal.

Thing is, I never believed that any of that stuff was for real for the first 26 years of my life. Then I had an experience at an aboriginal sacred site when I was taking some kids on a camping trip that changed my mind somewhat.

It seems to have shook something loose, so to speak, since I've had weird, weird stuff happen since.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

ghosts are tyte

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

When I lived at home I had a really bad habit of reading ghost stories in bed before going to sleep. It was torturous how it kept me awake, but such a thrill that I kept doing it for years, and by the time I left for college sometimes the mere memories of imagined ghosts kept me up at night. The effects were very place-specific, though, nowhere else I've been has ever spooked me and the effect has even worn off in my old room when I visit home. I'm kind of sad about this, honestly. So yeah, ghosts are fun.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'd live in teh pod village, totally.

Our house / building is apparently haunted by a ghost in red trousers. He's called Roger. We've seen / felt no evidence of anything. Apart from Bob's occasional stares into nothingness and habit of suddenly running round the flat like a mad thing. But that's just kitten behaviour.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh yes I will join the ilxors living in pod village.

Ghosts are only scary if accompanied by eerie music score

Ste, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ostrichs ain't afraid of no ghosts...
http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/119921.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

Then I had an experience at an aboriginal sacred site when I was taking some kids on a camping trip that changed my mind somewhat.

It seems to have shook something loose, so to speak, since I've had weird, weird stuff happen since.

Can you go into detail, this sounds amazing.

Mark C, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

yes, will you?

estela, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

Thirded.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok, x-posted from MY LIVEJOURNAL.

The first time I came face to face with something I couldn't explain was four years ago, during a Year 9 camp I took my students on. The last night of the camp we were camped on a hillside by the Mitchell River, some 50 metres away along a path from the Den of Nargun and Dead Cock Den. Having physically exerted themselves all day and having probably not done the best job washing their hands, the kids were mostly either falling asleep on their feet or vigorously shitting their guts out.

I made sure that all the kids were in their tents and drifting off to sleep by 10pm. Before sending them on their way I exhorted them not to make any noise, lest i make them do something horrible like sleep outside my tent or do all the washing up the next day. The kids complied - they were utterly spent, counting the minutes until they could have hot showers and Xbox 360s again. I retired to my tent and fell asleep within 30 seconds.

I woke in the middle of the night to laughing. Looking at my watch, I was extremely pissed off to find that it was 3am. Strapping my head torch on, I burst out of my tent and stormed around the campsite, looking for the culprits. There were no telltale torchlights emanating from tents. What's more, all I could hear from the tents was heavy snoring.

I paused, scratched my head and almost screamed like a girl as more laughter came from the bush to the south. Now that i was awake I realised that the laughter really wasn't like that you'd expect from my bunch of 14 year olds. It was a younger laugh, girls, three or four of them. I wasn't aware of any other campers in the area, but I tramped over towards them, yelling things about 'You're bugging our school group, clear off!" but I found nothing when I got there.

I was perplexed. I could hear nothing in the bush but the wind. If there were some kids playing games, they'd be crashing through the undergrowth, making a hell of a racket. Cushy city living does not make for masterful Ninjas.

I stood there in the chill for about five minutes, swinging the beam of my headtorch one way, my maglite the other, desperately hoping to pick up someone hiding beneath a bush. I was writing a dressdown worthy of R. Lee Ermey in my head.

No dice.

Casting a final glance around the campsite, I decided to head back to my tent. I was almost at the entrance flap when I turned towards the path leading down into Dead Cock Den. Those clicking on the Wikipedia link will have read that it was an initiation area for young girls of the Gurnai people.

A sudden blast of freezing, icy wind and with it, the laughing, much louder.

i practically tore my way into my tent and burrowed myself into my sleeping bag. I lay awake for hours. I heard the laughing a few more times, but I have drifted off, because I was woken at eight by some students wanting permission to start a campfire.

Now, it could have been kids having a laugh, but they certainly weren't mine. And we were in a fairly remote area. You'd have to drive in about 10km into the park and then hike 45 minutes to our campsite. Even if someone went to all that trouble, it doesn't explain the incredibly chilly wind.

I kept the story to myself until the next year, when I brought it up in a long, late night conversation with one of the extreme outdoor bro types who helped run the camps. He was very quick to agree that the area had some strange stuff going on. It was a relief not to be told that I was a complete loony.

I cannot stress how chilling that blast of wind was and how creepy the laughing was.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, the laughing, not so much 'we are evil dead children who are going to eat your whitefella souls', more 'we are all of six years old, playing games and chasing each other and oh what fun we are having at 3am in the goddamn morning'

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

i would have been petrified.

estela, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

Me too. Its an awesome story. Is there no chance at all it were animals?

Trayce, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

No way. This was laughing, no mistaking it.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, this had the rhythm of *unseen/unheard action* laughter in response *unseen/unheard action* even more raucous, kiddy laughter.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

Bonkers. Cool story.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

why are child ghosts especially creepy? (or do you think they're not?)

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

I guess just cos children dying is sad, so the creepiness has an added tinge of sadness, to accentuate the creepy?

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

kids can move faster! if a 100-yo old man ghost came up to me, i'd just push him over lol stupid old coot LOL

Ste, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i thought it was creepy because i'm hearing kids play at 3am and more importantly because i'd hiked through the two sacred sites at the top of the account and felt some verrrry bad juju.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

what kind of initiation did this site involve, out of curiosity?

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for posting. Is the strange stuff that has happened since similar?

(x post)

I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd like to know about more recent 'strange stuff'.

I think when I was a kid I wanted to be "the kind of person who can see ghosts" and stuff, sensitive and a bit otherworldly, but as I've got older I've just got more and more logical, and seen no evidence for ghosts / god / whatever, so that I dismiss it outright from possibility.

Also, I used to get ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT-SCARED of things like this when I was a kid, so my extreme logical dismissal is part coping mechanism.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

It was primarily a site for the initiation of girls into 'secret women's business'. there was a creature, half woman/half rock who would tear intruders apart, called the Nargun.

The stuff since has been limited to figures glimpsed from a distance, some stuff moving about and some lights flitting through the woods near my girlfriend's place in the backwoods of Georgia.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Also,

2) one weirdly hot october afternoon when i was ten, i got totally creeped out being home alone. like: convinced i felt a presence. weather outside was a super-low pressure system, remaindered by a hurricane, and it was kind of sirocco-y. leaves blustering, birds all gone, trees winter-balding: a total heather prynn vibe. sky was New England slate, and I was afraid to get off the couch to turn on the lights. as it grew darker – moving into the kind of crepuscular granularity that made it look like the world was is received through a static-fuzzed television receptor - i was convinced i felt a presence. and, accordingly, a strange tune sorta oozed into my brain. it sounded like a simplified melody from holst or berlioz, measure and a half long and implacable. i kept replaying it, obsessing about it, until a few minutes later, at precisely the moment I was humming it, an F# brashly sounded from the (untended) piano in the other room. at first i thought it was my imagination, but the note é stata sostenuta for a good 5-10 seconds to tell me it wasn't just a trick of imagination. i screamed, grabbed the dog, ran outside, and sat there for at least an hour until my parents came home.
= if one has a dog or a big BOB cat, ghosts and beasties can't get you.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Elucidate on "some stuff moving around" please...

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

..and one night in Port Angeles, WA that featured lights, sounds and all manner of things within an apartment, but I'll keep that one for me, since it had some significance to my better half and it really is her story to tell.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

it's odd that even though i'm 100% disbelief of ghosts, I'd still be a little freaked out hearing noises of unknown sources and would, just-ever-so-slightly, think the worst. Or maybe the fear of it being a psycotic killer.

it's like spiders, i have no problem with them. Can pick them up anytime in my hand. But that first instinct of seeing one scurrying across my living room floor it's like AAARGH SHIT A HUGE SPIDER RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Ste, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

the "ghosts / god / whatever" category reminds me of something c.s. lewis wrote...raising the question that if you accept that god exists, doesn't that mean you have to open your mind to ghosts, ghouls, fairies, banshees, and all kinds of other creepy supernatural beings? his answer was no, accepting the existence of the supernatural doesn't have to be unlimited, because if you believe in the christian god you can believe that he created the world according to the christian understanding of its order (not sure what exactly he meant by this, but basically, no poltergeists in the bible). that struck me as interesting because i don't tend to think of god and ghosts as part of the same system, but it would make sense to put them together.

just a random side note. whoa, and a super xpost.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

OTM, Ste. Totally.

Maria; interesting idea. I don't see them as linked usually, but I did just link them, clearly.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, mostly indoors, stuff like... Cait, my missus is exceptionally anally retentive about where she puts her glasses - in one particular spot on her bedside table. Our story begins with her taking them off as she went to sleep one night. It's important to remember that I saw her do this. The next day she's leaving for work and she can't find her glasses. She can't see anything without her glasses so she flips out and tears the place apart. We spend two hours looking for them before she gives up and wears a manky old pair of contacts.

I clear the place while she's gone. The floor is shining, the coffee table has nothing on it, I feel pretty pleased. Cait comes home and sees me with my feet up, tapping away at my Macbook. She chirps out 'Oh you found them!'. I'm like 'whut'. She's like 'You found my glasses'. I'm like 'Nuh uh'. So she picks them up off the coffee table I've just cleaned.

This is after I've found them lodged in the toothpaste glass and in desk drawers a few times too.

We think we've got a resident ghost now. We call him Charlie. The movement could be due to our kitten, Zelda, but she's way to small and let's face it, too uncoordinated to drop Cait's specs in the places we've found them.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe one of you sleepwalks!

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

Bob does like nicking my specs a lot, and will push ANYTHING off bedside tables / coffee tables / arms of sofas etc...

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

That's an amazing story, Mikey.

Those pod houses are awesome, it's so sad to see them all derelict and trashed like that.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

I already know these stories of Mikey and Caits (and I love them!) and I in no way want to undermine them, but I do find it interesting the way our own brains can play tricks on us.

Once, I awoke from half-sleep to find a large black cat, sitting on the desk in my room opposite my bed, staring me down with glowing green eyes, its tail swishing aggresively. I sat up startled, knowing it wasn't my cat and I'm on a 2nd floor and theres no way a cat got in my window, and wtf wtf... and then realised the eyes were the lights on my modem.

But for a few very long minutes, it was totally a large black cat.

Trayce, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

Aye, I think, and my brain at every turn has to emphasise to me that I think, that our brains do have an amazing capacity to deceive us.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Trayce, I have had so many frights like that! Especially with little spots of light, from electronics or through cracks in doors and window shades.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah! I'm fascinated by what our brain can trick us into.

Sleep paralysis comes to mind here, which I've riffed on on this borad many a time I know.

Trayce, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

the laughing, not so much 'we are evil dead children who are going to eat your whitefella souls'

You wait till the movie version.

Mark C, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I get that too, the mistaking lights for the spirits of the deeeeead. My cellphone does it to me horribly. I'm pretty skeptical about these things and will try and discount stuff like that as naughty cat, but we were utterly stumped by this.

Zelda knocks the glasses onto the floor, but since she's teething she's having trouble carrying anything. The specs were really nicely folded right next to her Macbook Pro (which I forgot to add, was the only other thing on the table).

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

I usually put a sweater or piece of thick paper or something over my cell phone or computer if it has a blinking light on, just to avoid middle of the night shocks.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

on another internet forum, this woman was talking about how she was reading some TRUE LIFE SPOOKY GHOST STORY when she realised that the story happened in her town, in her area, in her street, AND IN HER VERY HOUSE.

Then nothing happened.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

That would be iiiiincredible.

Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

sleep paralysis is *the* most scaryiest mind fuck I've ever been succombed to, and is worth mentioning on this thread as sometimes you can think it's a ghost like entity hijacking your mind and somehow making you unable to move and turn around and witness the utter HORROR of what's going on no less than three fucking feet away behind your back. How you wish you could just move one muscle, just let me turn my head to see you pleeeeeeease, oh god the feeling is dreadful.

Ste, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

I get that all the time, if I sleep on my back. I've never thought of it in ghostly terms, but it is horrible and v. scary.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Ghosts, as they are usually conceived, incorporate a paradox.

If they are physical (which would include all forms of energy) they would be required to obey the laws of physics. If they are not physical, then the laws of physics would forbid a ghost from affecting any physical entity, such as, for example, your eyes, ears, or brain.

Until something turns up to resolve this paradox, the best explanantion for them would be to deem them a byproduct of our minds.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 September 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

If they were other than imaginative figments, some enterprising physicist would have discovered how to harness them for nearly limitless energy. Imagine ghosts in hamster wheels turning generators, or souls being consumed for the tiny puff of heat they provide a boiler. Ectoplasmic tendrils leashing hundreds of faint shadows to lighter than air craft, with just occasional blasts of the pain-ray to keep them fleeing upwards.

Drove away his head. (Derelict), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

Some interesting experiments on ghosts in just that manner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWOP895q9I

Bill A, Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

so there i was, walking back from the spot with some friends, when this jaunty fellow drifted out of an alley on a silent gust of wind and stopped about a dozen feet in front of us. it was about 1 am in the morning. we looked down the alley but there was nobody there. as we got our cellphones out to take photos, the wind picked him up and he came bumping into us. so we took him home with us as a sort of mascot.

http://flic.kr/p/8sGZZz

now i am beginning to regret the decision. what if he is haunted?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 August 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

whoops

here he is

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4122/4896725839_ebdc7cdc95_z.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 August 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three Word Username, Monday, 16 August 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

He has a strange growth on his left foot...

Jarlrmai, Monday, 16 August 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

I love the idea that balloon could be haunted.

fear mongrels (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

I'm always trying to get my friends to pay me to spend the night in a haunted house, but they're too cheap.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

There's got to be some haunted places that are free to spend the night in. I once camped at Edge Hill (in the UK) hoping to be woken by the sights and sounds of battle. But I was 350 years too late.

The balloon seems to have been looking for sounds by the look of those drawers.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:56 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

so this lady who can't really afford to house herself has nonetheless quit her local authority tenancy with us because her and her kid are being haunted, seeing spirits, there's poltergeist activity, etc.

Kinda sad but mostly o_0

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

she sent me a letter of explanation along with the card of the professional she had consulted, which was pink and read

*name*- beautician/ reiki master/angel healer/spiritual cleanser

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

weird

I know a girl who is a make-up artist/reiki master/allthoseothermadeupbullshitthings

What is it with the beautician connection? Odd.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

salon selective and ghost protective

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

sorry

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno e maybe they come in a combined course that doesn't have the rigorous entry requirements demanded for hairdressing psychics

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

So wait, does she heal angels, or use angels to heal other people? Or to heal ghosts? The ambiguity here is really bothering me.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

I feel sorry for that lady esp if she can't afford other housing. :(

btw the last time I saw the girl I mentioned she started going on about how she'd realigned her bosses energy the day earlier or something like that and I had to excuse myself mid-story because I was starting to crack up.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

boss's

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

there were 14 separate entities in the house apparently. I nearly said that was a breach of tenancy on insurance grounds but y'know lady was upset

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

i think you are qualified to ask angels to heal the person paying which seems a nice job

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

I nearly said that was a breach of tenancy on insurance grounds but y'know lady was upset

Irl lols

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

Given the amount of crazy coming from her, I would have been SO tempted

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

well the trouble is that the waves of crazy only come off the story, what comes off the person is actually waves off terror and panic and i felt sorry for her more than anything else. Couldn't even try to talk her out of it, you don't listen to clerical staff when you're convinced you've got ghosts.

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

the people that interest me are the ones who see lots of ghosts but are totally matter of fact about it -- my dad had a carer who was like this, she said his house was massively haunted and they wouldn't even let her into one room but w/evs *shrug*

she was an excellent carer, funny and shrewd and sensible -- and she's not the first person to think the house is haunted, it's big and roomy and full of inexplicable noises (and haha i'm alone in it at the moment) -- the people we bought it from asked us (years later) how we were getting on with the "dark gentleman", but no one in the family was ever spooked for a moment

i just tell people that the ghosts fled to the wood when we moved in, and are nervously waiting till we leave for good -- sometimes when everyone's out they creep back in and turn the lights on and off a bit, when no one's looking

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

My wife is a big believer in the spirit world. Whenever she hooks up with some sort of self-identified practitioner of spiritual arts I always check to make sure that whatever they are teaching is essentially harmless.

The main acid tests are whether they are seeking money in more than very nominal amounts, or seeking any kind of power or influence over the personal lives and decisions of the people they are consulting with, and whether they are planting ideas that will have obvious harmful results, if believed and applied as true. So far, the vast majority of the amateur practitioners she has encountered meet these criteria. They are hobbyists sharing their hobby, not Svengalis seeking followers.

I've kind of come to the conclusion that a belief in ghosts or other disembodied spirits is always going to be a part of human culture, because such idea are by-products of certain innate ways that we make sense out of sensations, which are hard-wired into our brains. You can learn to override them, but you cannot rid yourself of them. It is the default tendency.

Because we're never going to "cure" people of these ideas, I have come to see the value in finding harmless rituals and explanations for managing these ideas as they arise, so that they are channeled into safe, reasssuring activity. The big danger is how easily these ideas are manipulated into harmful tools in the hands of the unscrupulous, the power-hungry, or even the sincere, but naive believer -- but that danger is never going to be defeated - only marginalized.

Aimless, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://cd.pbsstatic.com/xl/37/3037/9780152163037.jpg

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Favorite book abt ghosts ^^

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

haha yes i had a big fight with a friend a few years back, who was all "the dark is rising! all this new age superstition! astrology, aaargh!" -- he is a management consultant and i told him i didn't see how his job wasn't exactly the same thing, this did not please him

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think it's crazy to believe that ghosts do exist but maybe only some small % of people are sensitive to them

but hey I've never seen one *knock on wood*

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

I decided as a child that ghosts would hold no more dominion over me than nightmares and that only by caring about ghosts do we give them any power to do anything not to mention actually harm us. I think my decision rather quaint now but I think it's as valid, metaphysically, as any other way of looking at ghosts and I figure my life has been ghost-free because I have always been basically indifferent.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

I do have a very strong sense of place, though. I think I'd be more likely to believe in Lares than in Manes

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

I've encountered a few things over the last 30 years that were o_O enough for me to not discount the existence of ghosts and supernatural metaphysics. None were particularly dangerous, though, so I've tried to be "live and let unlive" about it.

D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

like Wm, I've seen/experienced some things happen that are ... decidedly ghostly and OOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooish. But I (refuse to? won't? can't?) allow them as truth, so I'm kind of in an agnostic on he whole subject, primarily because I don't like the implications of my intuition.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

heh... on the other hand, I'm agnostic-leaning-toward-belief. The "don't care" trumps belief/unbelief.

D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

the christmas after my mum died, there were all kinds of silly incidents -- some sausage meat got mislaid and turned up on a chair where it totally would have been noticed, the fridge wouldn't work, various other minor annoyances, none of them inexplicable, but funnier and in character if it was my mum doing it, to remind us that christmas only went smoothly if she was in charge

so we totally started talking about it as she was doing everything, as a kind of family hommage to her mischievousness i guess -- the non-supernatural explanation was just more boring, and we missed her

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, nothing better than a welcome ghost

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I can never square with the supposition that if there are ghosts, they are watching us masturbate

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

Why did that just conjure up the word 'ectojism' in my depraved mind?

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

the people that interest me are the ones who see lots of ghosts but are totally matter of fact about it

I found out this summer one of my family friends has seen ghosts and had premonitions. When his wife was saying "my husband sees dead people" I thought oh he was a science teacher, he came across a corpse or two in his work, but no, she meant ghosts!

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

"he was a science teacher, he came across a corpse or two in his work" <-- ?!

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

re: the ghost of mark s' mum, there were a few odd things going on in my old house, and I suspect my mother thought it was my father.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

Well, we dealt with frog corpses in middle school.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

the sixth sense would be a trillion times better if he saw frog corpses

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

that is such a sweet story btw, mark.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

I like this ghost: Highgate Chicken Ghost

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 4 November 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

The ghosts also have seriously spooked the proofreading on that page

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

The "don't care" trumps belief/unbelief.

This reads much more obnoxious than I meant it to. More "didn't incorporate into daily life" than "didn't care".

D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Right now I'm intermittently hearing a kind of very distant groan, I think from next door -- the walls are quite thin in places. It's like the scene in The Secret Garden where Mary Quite Contrary is repeatedly told that the crying she can hear is just the wind on the moors, and one night she pads along corridors and through doors to investigate, and it's actually a boy in enormous pain in another wing of the house, that everyone had been keeping secret. Except there's no wind here, and no moors. And I'm not going to bother investigating: this is just a house full of inexplicable noises. (There's an inaccessible cellar with a stream running through it... )

mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Mark, I'm afraid you're living in Gormenghast

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I am grateful for ghosts in American consciousness because cartoon ghosts are hilarious

http://www.gifs-paradise.com/animated_gifs/ghosts/animated-gifs-ghosts-06.gif

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Very distant Titus Groan. There is actually a bit of the roof where a horse could swim, a kind of dip between four bits of pitched roof. But it would leak away before we got the horse up there.

mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

I don't believe in or think about ghosts and I don't get spooked easily. But early this morning whilst asleep I had the distinct sensation of being dragged out of bed by 'something'. As I reached the floor I felt this something envelop me in a hug and while trying to turn around and see just what it was I woke up and found myself on the floor, though admittedly not in the same spot that I projected myself being while I dreamt. I was still tired but disturbed enough to stay awake.

I knew there was a perfectly non-supernatural explanation for this, but I still took the time to make phone calls and confirm that all my close friends and family were still living. Then I perused the house for any other signs left by my cosmic culprit. I finally sat back down on my bed and announced to no one in particular that I was really tired and if there was some unspeakable horror that happened and I needed to bring the perpetrator to justice so your soul could depart or whatever, then I really needed more information otherwise I needed to get some sleep. After five minutes of no response, I went back to bed.

All kinds of heinous things, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

I think you had an attack of sleep paralysis.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

hate hate hate sleep paralysis, went through a recurring phase during a p stressful several years ago

blind pele (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

I had a nasty sleep paralysis moment just the other night. Woke up around 4 or so, was face down and tried to shift over to my side but there was a weight pinning my lower back and legs down. I couldn't roll over. I was scared for a second then muttered "Fuck off!" and instantly was able to move. Creepy.

Lawanda Pageboy (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)


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