Ask a puppy

does it tastes good

who is a good boy?

WHO'S A DOG? ARE YOU A DOG? YES! YES YOU ARE!

i'm a dog! it's me! attention me!

It is delicious chocolate.

Would you like some?

PS a real puppy wouldn't bother to ask if it tastes good, they would just EAT IT

ok i will try

this is hard to watch

ask a puppy

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Y8AYQ2Q0L._AA240_.jpg

rawhide chew toy vs smoked pig's ear: FITE!

http://www.asmalldoseof.org/historyoftox/1970-2006/Mr.YUK2.jpg

our 6.5 lb chi ate a sleeve of oreos once and got very very sick. it was heartbreaking to watch.

Pobre puppy!

I did not know oreos contained any real chocolate.

i was told i would be given choclote

don't eat it puppy YOU DIE

roommate's work has an office dog that apparently had the crazy pooping yesterday and he left early because of the smell.

don't be like that, a puppy

nick if you're trying to kill a puppy, be a man and use your bare hands.

i do poops on the sidewalk and in the park
and once when i was sick, on the cowch

what are yuor favuorite smellz

I have to take care of someone's dog this weekend, the small dog pees on the carpet a lot and I hate going in that apartment. :( Don't pee inside, puppy.

I did not know oreos contained any real chocolate.

the vet said that was pretty much why he didn't die, the levels of actual chocolate are so low. it did make him puke and shit for about 8 consecutive hours though, poor little dude.

i dont except if its your fault
like if you don't take me for walks
or if you leave water out too late

chocleet is poisonous?

Chocolate is delicious and you would love it!...if the people were ever going to let you have any, which they aren't.

i want to try

NO.

chocolate is good, but nick is poisonous

puppy, nick is trying to kill you. bite him!!!!

People food:
http://www.krauseschocolates.com/miva/graphics/00000001/bone.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/plsmith/10876808.jpg

That's Nick in the middle. Would you trust that man?

or if you leave water out too late

oh is that bad? there is so much i don't know about a puppy.

http://www.midwestbtrescue.org/

if there is water out after i take my last walk, i will drink it
then i will need to pee, but i cant pee, but i have to, so i might

i dont bite human people, when i was little i liked to chew them but they said NO don't do that NO, so i try now to only nibble

hey puppy what do you look like?

ew

i am blond and a boy and i am small and shaggy, with a tail

a puppy, are you fixed?

i was broken?

oh you mean my testyculls
they took them, i dont think theyre ever giving them back
then they made me wear a stupid hat for a WEEK it was so embarrassing

that's fucked up

puppies trust everyone

otherwise they are dogs

a puppy,

how did your humans come to take care of you? did you come from the pet store?

no, i dont mean to be snobby but no
pet store dogs are raised bad and take from their moms and put in cages
sometimes they are weird and crazy becuz of it but i dont blame them, its envyronment and culturel differences
i grew up with my mom and the big lady, then she gave me to the other lady

i am blond and a boy and i am small and shaggy, with a tail

this you?

http://a311.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_c539d229ccd9a61538a4c4f017cbbf5e.jpg

oh, wait, you're a boy. nevermind.

i like doggies.

http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_e09bfbdac84966d52e94c83ce1eb7af6.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/cameras/1/0/v/2/sadDog.jpg

what does this mean, a puppy

Dear a puppy, do you mind if I pretend you look like this?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/collie_puppy_picture.jpg

invisible elevator button

http://z.about.com/d/cameras/1/0/v/2/sadDog.jpg

what does this mean, a puppy

i don't think it takes a puppy to figure out it means "HEY, LEMME IN IT'S FUCKING SNOWING OUT HERE".

my dog loved the snow :-/

It Takes A Puppy

is that a picture of yr dog? so sweet!

I think a puppy looks like this: http://www.susanalabradors.com/images/dogs/labrador_puppy_yellow_tongue.jpg

when my dog was a puppy, she would bury her snout in the snow then throw her head back to scatter the snow all around.

what is snows?

a puppy, i would very much like to meet you IRL, I think I'm in love.

snow: it happens outside, sometimes. it makes you cold, but you can also play with it.

i know i've posted this here before but i don't care because he's so goddamn handsome, my dog:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1064279201_8f2aee7ce1_o.jpg

oh i peed on some of that once when i was VERY VERY little
i hardly remember

no that is not my dog, que.

my dude is DEAD

We had two labs that would eat at least one roommates stash of Christmas chocolates and Easter chocolates every year, and they never got noticeably sick.

a puppy, I wish I could give you pets. Do you like pets?

dear a puppy,
do you have a favorite toy?
i would like to get you one of those squeaky stuffed animal toys, maybe a squid.
also, do you like milkbones?

my dude is DEAD

dude that sucks, I am sorry.

buddies like snow. sometimes they catch snowballs in their mouths. do you get confused when the snowball disappears, a puppy?

that is a trick question, milk does not have bones it is a liquid

i like some other pets some not, there is a cats here and i like to play with it but it does not know how to play right it just goes SSSSSSSSS and i think i am deflating it??? so it runs away and is pumped back up i guess

what is your name, puppy?

dear a puppy,

will you come live with me?

how many treets do you have there?

a puppy that does not know its name still needs training

it so happens i have a WHOLE BOX of puppy treats. also two rope toys, two mini tennis balls (suitable for puppies or wiener dogs, or puppy wiener dogs), a doggy bed, and a rawhide bone.

chicago kevin=ILX puppy stalker

i was trained not to use my real names on the internets

are the treats made of chixens?

i don't know what the treats are made of except i know that they contain "real bone marrow".

Don't eat chixen bones, you will choke on the splinters!

What are your favorite things to pee on?

chicago kevin=ILX puppy stalker

pfft, real life puppy stalker. i'm a sucker for doggies.

or, actually, just a sucker.

http://www.flickr.com/groups/522088@N22/

bone marrow >>>>>> chocolate

oh, and a puppy, i also have half a bag of puppy pee pads so don't worry about where to pee. i also have a (tiny, standard chicago lot sized) back yard for you to run around in. you should really come live with me and nap with me on my couch.

Kevin, that puppy is already in a relationship. Didn't you see the collar? Or do you even care?

You disgust me.

my favorite thing to pee on is other dogs' pee
also trash bags are fun, and grass, and lamp posts
i dont like fire hydrance, they're overrated
i know i shouldnt but when the bedsheets are washed and smell v. pink and powdery i REALLY want to pee on them, its hard to resits

Didn't you see the collar?

i didn't see where a puppy posted a picture of his/herself. could you point it out to me kenan?

ok then, who neutered him?

rescue shelters make sure dogs are spayed/neutered and utd on shots.

Spay Neuter Initiative Program (SNIP)

oh that's really low, all of you. First you accuse him of being from a pet store, now an animal shelter?

Oh shut up, you like cats.

kenan is a dog snob.

So tempted to link the peanut butter thread here.

Oh shut up, you like cats.

:D I think I have been zinged.

Apparently my dad decided to feed my parents' puppy a beer last night. Predictable result: vomit.

yep, the "ask a puppy" threads are the greatest threads ever. That poll = invalid.

we need an "ASK A PUPPY" board.

I am the small cat!

(runs away very fast)

when my dog was a puppy, she would bury her snout in the snow then throw her head back to scatter the snow all around.

My dog (RIP) would look for big snowdrifts and run through/burrow into them.

A puppy, what breed are you? (thatsracist.gif)

a puppy, what type of keyboard are you using?

sorry a puppy, i gave back the doggie treats and toys and bed and harnesses and leashes to their rightful owners last night.

but if you come live with me i'll buy you new ones! how does that sound??

My dog is a doxie /huahua mix, and she LOVES deep snowbanks. She dives into them, is completely submerged, and leaps around in it like a porpoise. She also loves to be thrown a snowball which she can "rip apart".

I don't think she and you would get along, though, a puppy, she's kind of mean to to other dogs.

oh man, my two favorite breeds in one!!!!

I'll post pix sometime, she's inimitable.

i wish i had more digital pictures of my dog. i miss him something fierce. it's his birthday in 13 days.

;_;

what is a pioproise

i am a have-a-knees (i have 4)

i also have a bllackbarry

does N E 1 have a napkin i can have

i have one a puppy. it had greasy cheese on it, who likes greasy cheese? do you like greasy cheese?

man, i love greasy cheese, but too much of it and even I nearly shit on the couch. Not made for puppies.

linus used to go apeshit when our door bell would ring because he had some pavlovian association between the buzzer and a pizza delivery guy magically showing up at the front door.

linus loves greasy cheese.

i would like to hold the nakpin with my paws and use my teeths to turn it into many small nakpins

if i meet your doggies culd they maybe chase me in circles, for fun

seriously, i think i need to win the lottery so i can play with puppies all day. i want to devote all my spare time to little puppy dogs.

hey a puppy,
sometimes i get confused about what i want to do with my life - what do you do when you are confused about your life?

thanks,
pete

pete, i know you didn't ask me but i think i've decided that my life should be about puppies from here out. i think i've wasted enough time on music and records and beer and whatnot. from now on, all puppies all the time.

what about teh ladiez?

sometimes my peoples go to different rooms and i am confused
do i sit wait for the one in the watersprayer or do i sit by the Teevee with the smelly one
also maybe there is important chewing
what i usualy do is try to live in the moment
for istnance, if there is a noise i will run to smell that

i also reccomend you listen to authority of peopls who can give foods and open doors

a puppy, you are my best friend

a puppy u are a treat

if there is a noise i will run to smell that

awesome.

This is my favorite thread around here for a long time.

a puppy do you have any brothers or sisters who need homes?

i have a first brother and two first sisters
i heard that my first brother went to live with his peoples but then they were sepereted, so now he live back with our mom and her new kids, my second brothers and sisters
there are 7 plus my first brother so that means 9

wait no
7 + 1 = 17

i love u puppy, if i had snacks i'd give you some right now

hey puppy watch this video

http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=6195

foods first
give

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

OMG
OGM
OMG
GOM
OMG
OMG
MOG
OMG
OMG
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn

oh man that sandwich DOES look good

WAIT why is it doesnt smell like anything
i cant taste

something is wrong with my blakbarry, its all wet

puppy are you okay?

:(

does someone needs a belly rub

oh you mean my testyculls
they took them, i dont think theyre ever giving them back

How do you feel about neuticles? Would you consider them an acceptable replacement? Would they be embarassing?

i treid to eat the foods and but they disappared and now i cant check my emale
how would you feel if i bit off your nose and then put a fake nose on you

maybe the psycientest will give me a new blakbary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy

hahahahaha

That is so fucking awesome

hey a puppy

how was the grapes of wrath manuscript

chtaboy

hoos

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/o9irkn.jpg

dogss cant have grapes, they have a poyson inside

puppy, do you agree or disagree with that wikipedia entry linked by 69?

i re-red this from before and its sad becaus i was sposed to give advices to you, but every1 asked me about what me is like

http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/cute-puppy-pictures-pez-dispenser1.jpg

TOMINATOR4

hey a puppy

what do you think of this guy copping yr posting style

help they have taken my soul and in its place is a bitter poison that pinches and twists when i feel happiness

^^ this is dog for "OMG CUPCAKES OMGOMG WANT CUPCAKES PLEASE CAN I HAVE CUPCAKES LOOK AT THEM OMG LOOK AT THE CUPCAKES WANT THE CUPCAKES OMG THEY NEED TO BE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW THE CUPCAKES DO OMG LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE CUPCAKES PLEASE"

which will quickly be followed by "YES I'M GOOD THANK YOU YES DO I GET A TREAT NOW PLEASE I WAS GOOD PLEASE A TREAT NOW PLEASE"

which will quickly be followed by "MY SACK ITCHES EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT WHILE I LICK THEM BECAUSE WHAT'S INTERESTING IS THAT ZZZZZZZZZZ"

― nabisco, Monday, January 26, 2009 9:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolz

does a puppy know a lawyer

dear a puppy,

plz from a dogs pov give us yr take on what this guy might be thinking:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2dmf7yd.gif

youre a good dog!
j

dear puppy, why is this man laughing?

watching the subtitles link, is that supposed to be funny as well pup?

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2012/11/questioningly-dog-tweets.html