"d-d-do do ya have it?" NICKELODEON GUTS

i did not come up with this, but it is awesome

http://www.sydlexia.com/blogstuff/gutsdrinkinggame.png
"1. Every time you remember that Mike O’Malley’s profession of choice is second-rate comedian, do a shot.
2. Every time you see Moira “Mo” Quirk, do a shot.
3. Every time you consider fucking Mo, do a shot.
4. Every time some one says Aggro Crag, do a shot.

Is it particularly clever? No, but it’ll get you absolutely TRASHED."

the aggro crag was my shit when i was 8

i would jump on the couch when it was aggro crag time, y'all don't even know

I have no idea what this is!!

Shoulda been a 1p3 thread!

it went downhill after they let those dirty immigrants compete in "global guts"

a primer on guts for the uninitiated

Three children or teenagers competed in four athletic events at the "Extreme Arena" for points.

Some events were based on skills in popular sports, such as basketball (-|-), baseball(> <), football<++> and soccer(;*.). Others made use of a wave pool, and sometimes a racing track was used. During the show's run, more creative and ambitious events were invented, including a fabricated ski slope and the famous "Peak to Peak." Each event was said to allow the contestants to "live out some of their greatest sports fantasies" in a competitive arena.

After the first event, one of the three players was asked to "Spill Your GUTS" between the remaining events. In season one, Mike talked about the player and his or her athletic and non-athletic interests. In season two, Moira discussed the player's interests, and also mentioned what GUTS equaled to that player. In season three, during a brief pre-recorded segment, the players introduced themselves and reveal their athletic and non-athletic interests, what GUTS meant to them, why they were excited to be on GUTS, and/or usually also give a shout-out to their friends and family back home. On Global GUTS, the contestants introduced themselves here as well; non-English speakers introduced themselves in their native language, and a translator did an English voice-over for them.

I want digital cable just to get GAS, NOGGIN, and VH1 Classics and relive my unfulfilled early 90s childhood. IMagine my girlfriend seeing me sitting there for hours watching shitty kids gameshows from 1991. remember wild and crazy kids??! do you??! because I Do! omar. that redhead chick i wanted to bone despite not yet being able to bone, and the rotating white kid. ohhhhhhh how i wanted to participate.

dude apparently they are taking GAS off of digital cable and making it online-only

holy shit the aggro crag has a myspace

what does that mean? will it be free?

i think so!

http://web.mac.com/willie.morris/iWeb/Willie./Blog/B91D7C8B-ADB7-494E-BB11-4314A1F85D03_files/shapeimage_3.png

T/S: Guts v Legends of the Hidden Temple

i know right

in retrospect this show seems like a nerf marketing ploy lol

all our memories are from marketing ploys.

Legends of the Hidden Temple was amusingly ghetto

the doors that would get stuck in the frames as the techs pulled them upward

THE MOAT aka the small pool

BIG MOAT aka the small pool?

i loved when kids sucked at that

Haw!

mo was the first non-american white person i ever saw in my life

Nick Arcade was the most amusingly ghetto of all

i loved that GUTS was like american gladiator for kids and Temple was like a mayan-themed mcdonald's playpark.

Guts
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Wild & Crazy Kids
Double Dare
What Would You Do?

I watched way too much TV as a kid.

My mom's BFF's daughter won the British Knights, the trip to Club Med, everything, on Legends of the Hidden Temple. I got winded playing hopscotch and knew that even if I had been lucky enough to live in Orlando like her the best I would have been able to hope for was like outsmarting Lori Beth Denberg on Figure it Out so this engendered an incredible sense of awe/envy towards her on my part that lasted until I was a teenager and even then it was like 30% that I had matured a little and 70% that she got knocked up in high school

haha

i mean :( but haha too

Wild and Crazy Kids was like a cue to get off the fucking couch, I could watch and be entertained by sporty stuff so long as it had some sort of gimmick but W&CKs was like watching a videotape playback of summer camp

one of the first things we ever tivo'ed at our house was the figure it out episode (or one of a few of them, i forget), with JESSE CAMP as one of the guessers

for some reason I hated Jesse Camp with a passion. This gives me consolation, though:

Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. Upon leaving he attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a music career, announcing the debut album of his band Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood Records label. The album sold poorly, and Camp's band was soon dropped from the label. In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles-area pet supply store.[3]

I don't think that's so inexplicable!

jesse camp rip

That ep of Figure It Out sounds like a magical bridge btwn the sitting-on-my-ass-wasting-my-youth habits of my childhood and junior high years

Guts
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Wild & Crazy Kids
Double Dare
What Would You Do?

no Finders Keepers, no credibility.

"OH BUFFY?"

are you afraid of the dark? gave me nightmares

i was also literally afraid every night that aliens would abduct me

and they all looked like Marc Summers

didn't they have like are you afraid... halloween specials and shit?

what do u guys think happened to Lori Beth Denberg?

Denberg also recently made an appearance on the court style show Christina's Court, aired March 20, 2007, as a witness for a defendant being sued after her dog allegedly attacked another.

i loved that GUTS was like american gladiator for kids and Temple was like a mayan-themed mcdonald's playpark.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

SO otm, also wasn't there some lesser show called "Finders Keepers"?

what was the video game one

GAS, NOGGIN, and VH1 Classics

otm

I have watched NEW double dare episodes on GAS!!!

mo was the first non-american white person i ever saw in my life

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

what

oh and teh video game one was NICK ARCADE, which I believe I still have listed in my facebook profile under favorite TV Shows

this show was after my time :/

Wild & Crazy Kids was the fucking greatest

the nick show Finders Keepers was hosted by Land Of the Lost star Wesley Ure. this blew my mind as a child.

I don't remember Finders Keepers :(

before your time. i was too old for guts and wild and crazy kids.

No you weren't, Chaki, there is no way in hell.

you can never be too old for Wild & Crazy Kids

what

starring cuba gooding jr.'s brother!

Nickelodeon is gross and I hated every fucking show on it. Slimed = duddest.

terrible.

abbott u so crazy

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30578

i used to feel so embarassed when a guy would lose to a girl... like imagining myself having to go back to elementary school with that monkey on my back

no Finders Keepers, no credibility.

Most of the shows we're talking about are early-mid 90s shows...according to Wikipedia Finders Keepers was an 80s show.

abbott that is not true. there was nothing gross about "doug."

which is prob why no one watched it

I can't think of a single gross thing about Doug, you're right.

I used to draw pictures of Pork Chop on the church program while they passed the sacrament.

Uh, the heroine's name was "Mayonnaise."

That's at least a little gnarly.

mo was the first non-american white person i ever saw in my life

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

what

-- and what, Monday, 28 January 2008 18:35

i knew that say, there were white british or canadian etc people, i had just never seen one in my 5-8 year old life. i was raised around my brown people & a handful of white folks.

Uh, the heroine's name was "Mayonnaise."

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 2:48 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Patty Mayonnaise nonetheless

all those "nick junior" shows were pretty sanitary, weren't they?

Sure, but David the Gnome ftw anyway.

the Nick Jr. shows I remember watching were Eureeka's Castle and Muppet Babies.

lol u young!

i think i thought nick jr was sooooo beneath me when i was 7.

i have always been a dbag.

I thought some of it was beneath me, and I thought some of it was comforting, simple and pleasant. Especially when staying out of school sick, which was essentially the only time I was able to view it.

I always hated The Elephant Show but I sat and watched it anyway

i liked rugrats even when i was 10

Rugrats was decent before the movie

was rugrats nick jr? tommy was my dude.

oh snap the elephant show was mad otm

during the end credits i used to stand in front of the tv and flap my arms like they were dumbo ears

hahahahahaha

hahahahaha

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I always hated The Elephant Show but I sat and watched it anyway

Me too. Sharon, Lois and Braham for the wtf.

I liked Rugrats when I was 16.

I REMEMBER SHARON LOIS & BRAHAM. I forgot it was called "The Elephant Show."

I liked Nick Arcade a lot because I thought they actually went inside the video games.

rugrats was nick jr i think!!

Were the Elephant Show and Sharon, Lois and Braham actually two seperate entities starring the same people?

Nah, Rugrats was Snick.

lies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SNICK

And before that, it was shown with a block of other Nicktoons, and none of those were ever shown on Nick Jr.

o we're both right:

The series was in production from 1991 to 1994, and again from 1996 to 2004. It aired in Nickelodeon's Snick block from 1997-2000, and it also aired on Nick Jr.'s block. It is the longest lasting Nicktoon to date, at thirteen years of longevity.

I am actually amazed that it was shown on Nick Jr. I can't believe it!

didn't they also show it on Nick @ Nite????

for some reason???

lol they milked the rugrats tit for all it was worth

Apparently!

Nicktoons were the best: Rocko's Modern Life!!

I guess Ren and Stimpy was the original Nicktoon?

Also, ph34r this:

http://cdbaby.name/s/h/sharonloisbram.jpg

Here's the first in a 5 part series of Guts bloopers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML2WEc6_hmw

Bad quality, but.

sub-Fred Penner at best

xpost

skinamerinkedinkedink skidamerinkedoo!

http://johnnorrisbrown.com/classic-nick/clarissa/Image36.gif

hello my future girlfriend

FRED PENNER

holy shit

I remember when my cassette of The Cat Came Back was destroyed. I cried.

Oh my god, I loved The Cat Came Back. It was a big deal in my family!!

He just couldn't stay awaaaaaaay

omg rocko's modern life

Here is a repost of myself clutching Rocko:

http://a751.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/l_bd5404a9070032ccb504a2f19c698456.jpg

I ganked it from Nick Studios, FL.

This thread is a generation gap. I have absolutely no idea what anything said here means.

kenan & kel>>>>>>> all that

i distinctly remember ll doing "doin it" on all that and being like "..." even at age like 9

also cousin skeeter

(oh pre-lil jon days)

although the sketch kenan did on all that where he would be wearing like massive overalls and he would walk through airport security and the metal detector would go off and he'd pull a crowbar out of his pants and then he'd go back through and pull out a microwave= funniest thing ever to an 8 year old

is it just me or was there a lot of hip-hop on all that?

is it just me or was there a lot of hip-hop proto-snap music on all that?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 6:58 AM

lol it was like tlc and 702 to the max

list of all that musical guests

craig mack! mase! naughty by nature!

wow also robyn

what a mindfuck this list is

Ice Cube

?!?!

Celine Dion

lol

holy god Immature was on like twice a week i forgot that shit

nas was srsly on all that??

to youtube!

N

*NSYNC
Nas
Naughty by Nature
98 Degrees
New Radicals

O

112
Shaquille O'Neal
OutKast
P

Play

R

Ray J
Busta Rhymes
Robyn
Run DMC

^^this is probably unbeatable in so many ways in the history of late night tv

dude this is "all that" shit was on at like 4 in the afternoon

omg this dude has like full season one episodes up

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=DJdel93

8 pm= late night tv to 10 year olds

true dat

"don't kick a man when he's down... look at him and say 'GET UP, YOU DOWN ON THE GROUND WEIRDO!'"

^^vital information

SECRET WORLD OF ALEX MACK heeeell yeah

OK HERE IS 'FLAVA IN YA EAR' STARTING AT ABOUT THE 5:25 MARK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCeGNwtV13o

oh it's only like 15 seconds but it's still craig mack doing flava in ya ear on nickelodeon

ok this dude has all of season 1 up i can't believe this

"there is no reason to play basketball naked"

lololololol totally forgot about ross perot character

pierre escargot eternally otm

hahaha

man it's so easy to see why kenan was the one who ended up on snl

like he's completely virtuosic in this cooking with mandy and randy skit

I never liked All That much...variety show-wise I remember watching Roundhouse all the time though.

guys GUTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FUN HOUSE

pierre escargot eternally otm

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 2:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

HAW! Made me haw out loud, actually.

I remember Craig Mack being on All That. It didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary at the time.

i really hated all these shows but i was and still am all about the fucking NOOZLES.

Noozles were quite sweet and cute.