so not gonna happen 3

are you saying he's not gonna fuck the guitar

What the hell toy guitars?

I thought Geir played keyboards?

Why is he posed on 0.5 of a bunkbed? He wouldn't fit on it.

august2009.jpg

Is that Chaki?

What the fuck's up with his belly button? Was he grown in an petri dish?

$20 says he's in IT.

If he had a few NiN discs on the bed, that would seal the deal.

Russell Brand's let himself go...

i think something is very much going to happen here

btw what is the black thing with the blue and orange panels on it? a printer cartridge or something?

yeah i think something is totally gonna happen. chaki's gonna play guitar hero and then shoot the TV

xpost: magazine clips?

Batman utility belt.

Obv. it's missing a few sections.

I just realized that those are guitar hero guitars and not the real thing.

I've just lost my lady boner.

http://i29.tinypic.com/xf6efa.jpg

Genius.

What do you think is in the cardboard box underneath the bed?

gundam pron

Gimp gear.

chimp pron

Don't you mean who is in the cardboard box underneath the bed

Hundreds of photos of the Olsen twins with the eyes cut out.

Maybe Hooters guy is Brand's gimp, and he's kept in the cardboard box. That's the least creepy explaination I can come up with.

Or perhaps it's a leaked picture of Brand when he was at that sex addiction clinic. Rules: no booze, no drugs, no wank mags, just all the Guitar Hero and guns you can handle.

OR it might be a tabloid newspapers' attempt to link violence with video games.

dude's gonna shoot off his cock?

at least some of them are pellet guns

"Don't move or my cock gets it"

Can't imagine he's putting it to much productive use anyway.

Much unproductive use though, I'd warrant

Anyway, I imagine he is "producing" stuff with it, on a regular basis

I think that guy overdid his OKCupid profile pic, there are too many phallic symbols in one photo.

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething2.jpg

i dont think i can look at this thread no more

I feel sorry for whoever he conned into taking those.

His guns look like toy guns.

I hope they are toy guns

Rick Rubin, survivalist.

There's a 1 & 3 there too but I don't dare see if there's more after that

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething1.jpg
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg

#3 is something special.

I just remembered why I turn off images at work.

awesome.

I love that everything in that room not directly linked to gaming or weaponry was swiped from curbside. Dude can't even afford clothes.

Is Demis Roussos trying to tell us something?

Of course, "everything in that room" constitutes the kids' bed, the plastic shelves for his ammo, the old grade school teacher's desk and the rusty folding chair and the crumpled, gummy socks at the foot of that chair.

i think his computerdesk chair is the saddest thing of all

There is something else underneath the bed, on the far right.

that looks to be an xbox360 box

Some people go for yetis.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

http://www.releaseinfo.net/ri/cover/new_velka/1189884912-xbox360box.gif

So it is. Not much of a surprise there.

xxp

Did you just look at the links chap?

Yes I did.

Brilliant! Especially when combined with the message at the root of that domain:

"Im out of business and stuff. Whatever."

I figured out what he's been reminding me of!

http://riotclitshave.com/random%20pix/434099640_52bfb17d94_o.jpg

riotclitshave.com, you say

This dude must have been drinking a mixture of rum, buttershots, and keyboard cleaner to get in the mood for the photo session.

he's just high on life

just in someone didn't click on the link:
http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg

just in CASE

this so IS gonna happen.

It's gonna to happen in a way that will be widely reported in the media.

It's going to happen because he is the last man on Earth.

I think it is already happening

oh no

How do we get his gamertag?

I just remembered why I turn off images at work.

rly wishing i'd done this!

xp lol I bet he did prestige mode

Oh my god. I was just staring at the screen mouth wide open in horror when someone walked in and saw #3 over my shoulder. Awesome.

"juggernaut"

ok srsly who is this man and how did tracer hand come into contact with him.

^this

get to it folx (and don't come back w.out his flickr and gamertag)

Oh my god. I was just staring at the screen mouth wide open in horror when someone walked in and saw #3 over my shoulder. Awesome.

For my money, #2 is the mouth-opening Medusa, but I think all have freeze potential.

okay so why did I actually come back and look at the pictures here

#3 made me have real, uncontrollable lolz at work

what DP said.

I can't stop looking at it. Why hasn't anyone uncovered the story on this guy yet? I would but I'm too busy although obv not busy enough to keep me coming back and staring in awe.

jaymc is in peru.

ACE computers has a "contact us" page. Someone could ask!

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/contact_us.php?osCsid=08cccbc03e722cf7054d1957577a0c49

He's the real deal.

please tell me it's a joke!

People, a serious warning: just don't try to google for more information, he's not alone :-(((

http://i26.tinypic.com/2edquwx.jpg

Jesus Christ, these really are the end times. :-((((((

DNS info for that domain points to 81ak3 3ng315
Google search reveals
of Crazy 81ak3's Computers & Crazy 81ak3's Military Surplus Shop
also of the Franklin County Sheriff's Department
3ng✧✧✧@fcsher✧✧✧.o✧✧
Seems like just a good ol' southern deputy type.

of Crazy 81ak3's Computers & Crazy 81ak3's Military Surplus Shop

"Zed's dead, baby...Zed's dead."

Are those bottles of Captain Morgan's and Kahlua on his desk?

People, a serious warning: just don't try to google for more information, he's not alone :-(((

http://i26.tinypic.com/2edquwx.jpg

latebloomer?

The unibrow, ohhh the unibrow.

On pic 2.

Okay, that reads like it's turning you on.

latebloomer?

-- gff, Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i knew someone would say that, lol

As resident awful liquor expert, I can confirm that the rum is in fact Sailor Jerry's brand spiced rum, not captain morgans

x-post

when i took those photos

J/K, dude is in way better shape than i am

Dear god, it just gets worse.

keep 'em comin...

guys just imagine what that room smells like. don't imagine too hard though.

...all this thigh hair is scaring me.

wow!

If I posed like that second guy, I'd have to use a DS Phat...

it really does look like Russel Brand

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/iherdsomething3.jpg

Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth.

http://www.achewood.com/rsrc/img/lyle_blog.gif

x-post - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you, gbx.

For some reason I can see Nick Cave being this guy had he grown up in the American South.

Was it the Guitar Hero controller, or the Xbox?

Oh wait - it's the Flannery O'Connor anthology he shoved in his speedo.

http://i27.tinypic.com/15eisep.jpg

oh shi--

Tracer when did Vice hire you to start threads?

If you look at the bigger version of the "August 2009" pic, the boxes on the bed read "Winchester", "Magitech", and "Remington", so I guess they are real bullets. Though the information about the military surplus shop already confirmed that, I guess.

Would you say that only in America can someone be a gamer nerd and a survivalist gun nut at the same time?

I dunno, you could probably do some bitchin' gamer-nerd-gun-nuttery in parts of Central and South America.

pretty much anywhere there are guns and games

Yeah, but in Finland for example, the gamer nerds and gun enthusiasts are two groups that don't really overlap at all.

right

Well, okay, I guess this is possible in any country where gun culture is more in the mainstream. I didn't meant to disparage USA.

The USA: We're not alone in being turned on by guns, we swear! IT'S A COMMON KINK. GET OVER IT. JEEZ.

Concessions are made in many countries in lieu of any possible sexual contact with women.

That first pose on the bed looks like it could have been influenced by someone's sundae picture.

Why's he got some kind of pink dildo in place of the magazine on that uzi thing?

I think of this dude as some kind of unfrozen noble savage who just happened to get dug up and revived in the wrong backyard.

Nu-Eegah

Insano Man

Nu-Eegah

Hahah.

"Watch out for snakes...one kind in particular."

the So Not Gonna Happen series just keeps on giving...

KLINGPRON

Last night I couldn't sleep for hours and hours. Finally, around 5:30am I got up, drank a glass of water and looked at this thread for the first time. Then I went back to bed, woke up my girlfriend with a sudden burst of laughter, and fell asleep like a baby.

Thanks SNGH3!

PS this guy looks a lot like my uncle

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/iherdbearfight.gif

wow

great!

I knew there would be some Z_S magic to dry my tears at this thread.

I had an earlier one where his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.

we're gonna need an update to santorum.jpg i think

O_O O_O O_O

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO IS THIS GUY?

His choice of desktop wallpaper surprises me, in that it's a big old fish and not a gun or his crotch.

he probably had sex with that fish and then ate it.

http://giant%20gross%20guy

I would suggest ilx not try too hard to track this guy down, sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted...

Z_S pic is missing this guy

http://englishrussia.com/images/bodybuilding_in_russia/7.jpg

first pics are like so not gonna happen 4

This guy makes the guy at the top of the thread look normal, almost...

can't access this at work, but from the description it sounds like our guy:

http://digg.com/people/Seriously_WTF_3

by TacticalPenguin 10 hours ago
Sadly I can identify almost everything in that picture except the fat guy and the revolvers.

was Tracer looking up the microsoft guy?

(xxpost) it is the same guy

fat guy and the revolvers

This guy would make a great replacement for Weiland. Slash: "I know this one can't be a junkie, he's too fat."

http://i.buttes.org/http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/glockass2.jpg

http://www.acecomputers-tn.com/awful/glockass2.jpg

Gotta watch out for those dance belts.

D:

did this ever happen?

meanwhile, one that already happened.

Not only did it happen, it was also THIS big

http://i28.tinypic.com/dd2i39.jpg

OMFG this thread

http://images4cf.ravelry.com/uploads/HarleenQuinzel/4115020/knucks2_medium.jpg

hahahaha

What are those things in the left hand corner - remotes?

Looks like me when I don't trim my beard tbh.

http://i.imgur.com/JXTM61p.jpg