"Ryan Giggs is the greatest Home Nations player of the Premiership era"

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Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:44 (eighteen years ago)

You can't argue with that many trophies.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

I said that, and then immediately it occurred to me that Ray Parlour has won four FA Cups, three Premierships, a League Cup and a European Cupwinners Cup, and no one even tries to argue that he's the greatest player of the Premiership era.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

That just means "most successful", though. What defines "greatness"? Giggs is... or has become, a fantastic team player, a great... if not leader in the commander sense, than in the exemplar sense. At times, especially in the first 3 years of his career, he's been a spectacularly exciting player, but since he's been 23 or so I think he's just been very consistently very good (with a few obvious examples of amazingness too - THAT goal against Arsenal, for example). If you take any of his attributes you can find someone else, probbaly someone else on the Manure squad, who can do any individual one better. But Giggs does them all, and does them all very consistently. I'm in danger of talking shit here. Cristiano Ronaldo is a better player, arguably. The goalscoring this season is something Giggs has never got close to. Rooney could be better.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:56 (eighteen years ago)

Otherwise, who comes close? Shearer's way out front on goals but hasn't actually won much. There's a pretty watertight case for Paul Scholes, maybe Beckham as well. If we're including the Republic of Ireland here (are we?) then Roy Keane is a pretty strong contender. Maybe Gerrard, less so the Chelsea boys.

Otherwise, Robbie Fowler? Ian Wright? Michael Owen? Don't really see it.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

Gary Speed.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not going to be silly and mention Ian Rush, John Barnes or Glenn Hoddle just because they played in an early Premiership or two. I might mention Dave Kitson though.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

Kind of joking. But only kind of. If Utd had signed him instead of Keane in 1993...

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

So why have home nations players been "worse" in the past fifteen years than the fifteen before? The influx of foreign players should only depress the middle, not the top. Why is there no Barnes/Best/Lineker/Johnstone/Blanchflower since 93?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

How many trophies has Gerrard won? All cups, but there's some serious silverware there. I think we need to find a combination of talent and success for this. Shearer had the talent but not the success, although he did almost single-handedly win the league for Blackburn, seemingly, which is quite a feat.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure there haven't been, Dom; I think if you put together the 'best' England squad of the last 15 years, and managed them properly, made them go out and fucking horse people with speed and mentalism, play at Premiership pace, then they'd start mincing tiny little Eastern European teams rather than drawing 1-1. Sol Campbell, Ferdinand, Gerrard, Scholes, Shearer, Owen... Maybe part of the problem is that we've bought in all our flair to the domestic league from abroad.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

What players outside the Premier league, or else foreigners inside it, are THAT much better? Or have been... Henry? Zidane? Totti? Ronaldinho? Cantona? Zola? Ronaldo? Vieri? There's not masses. When did Germany last produce a phenomenal world class player? Is Ballack the best they can do? What about Spain? Lots of good players, few truly amazing ones. I think we're in an era of athletes rather than artists. Lampard's as good as Platt. Probably better. Stan Collymore could've been better than the lot of them if he hadn't gone batshit.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

Dom, Rooney could make it up there in time. Owen looked like doing it once upon a time. Defenders always get overlooked here.

Anyway, lest we make this another 'state of English football' thread (it isn't) I'd say in answer to the question, my heart says Teddy Sheringham, my head says Paul Scholes. Maybe Scholes's reluctance to play the superstar game leads him to be overlooked, but look at the contribution he's made to Man Utd over the years. Best touch and control of any British player as well.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

Also, maybe the overall standard of football just wasn't as good in the 70s and 80s so the best players looked even better. We weren't saturated with coverage in the same way either, so only the highlights stick. We don't see George Best or Danny Blanchflower churn out mediocre performances against QPR or Leicester.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:20 (eighteen years ago)

Aye, I think Scholes is awesome, and massively commendable for the way he's gone about his personal business over the years too. He's a footballer, and nothing else, which is refreshing. I guess Giggs has been too for the last ten years, but there was a bit of a circus around him pre-Beckham.

x-post; yes.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

Stan Collymore could've been better than the lot of them if he hadn't gone batshit.

Not denying he had his moment in the sun but that is a veeeeery bold statement.

Recall the last lengthy discussion of Shearer here being pretty vitriolic, but I think he took over the mantle of Lineker post-92 quite successfully all told

DJ Mencap, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

The Giggs 'media circus' seems quite quaint now - zomg he's giving it to someone off of Hollyoaks!!!

DJ Mencap, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

What about goalkeepers? Spunky Seaman or David James? Struggle to see past that pair. Tim Flowers, Ian Walker, Paul Robinson, can't see it.

Billy Dods, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

Recall the last lengthy discussion of Shearer here being pretty vitriolic, but I think he took over the mantle of Lineker post-92 quite successfully all told

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Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously think, had Collymore had a better head on his shoulders and been played in an effective way for England, that he could have been fucking phenomenal. Amazing touch, thunderous shot off either foot, good movement, incredibly strong, good passer, excellent control. Made as many as he scored at Liverpool, and he scored a very decent amount.

Shearer was a niggly, vicious cunt, but I don't mean that as a pejorative.

I reckon Giggs is a better than John Barnes.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

Got a lot of time for David James, and that's not just because, when he ran off with his childhood sweetheart a few years ago after meeting her again via Friends Reunited, she was working with my girlfriend, and we now occasionally see him around Dawlish.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

Much as it pains me to say this, David Seaman is the only player on this list who made a credible claim to being the best in the world in his position at one time. Maybe part of that was English hubris, Peter Schmeichel and a couple of Italians were probably better, also lol Nayim, lol Ronaldinho.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'd agree re; Seaman. Seems mental that his closest rival for a while was Chris Woods.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

In "Calcio", John Foot says that at any given point in the 90s, any of the top ten Italian goalkeepers would have waltzed into the England team.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

So TS: David Seaman vs Luca Marchegiani.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

Italian goalkeepers in the 90s were only so "great" because they cost so much.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

lol £11million for a keeper in 1994, etc.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

We're forgetting how good a footballer David Beckham was around 2000. The greatest and most consistent long passer / crosser I've ever seen. He also had that ability and drive to "own" a game ( matched only by Keane and Gerrard )

Saying that, though, my vote would always be with Scholes. He's the only home nations player since Best and Charlton in the same league as Zidane, Platini, Cruyff etc

Thomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

Now that *is* a bold statement.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

Agreed. Scholes is very good, but he's... maybe Baggio level, not Cruyff level.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

I would take Baggio over Cruyff to be honest, even from only seeing highlights you can tell that Cruyff went missing a _lot_, plus Baggio looked amazing in much weaker teams (Bologna, Fiorentina, middle-of-the-drought Inter) compared to Johann at best-team-in-Europe Ajax.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I'm cruising on reputation / highlights, and books in picking Cruyff over Baggio. Read the Puskas On Puskas book the other week. Now HE'S a player.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

Scholes always seems to be the footballer's favourite footballer, rather than the casual fan's favourite. That's got to count for something.

I'm really having trouble thinking beyond Man Utd for this, that may be harsh on Arsenal and Chelsea but then I like being harsh on Arsenal and Chelsea.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

Always going to be down to position played to a large extent as well

That said my choice would still be Paul Aaron Scholes

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

Arsenal's best Premiership era players have all, bar Wright and Seaman and Campbell, been foreign, haven't they? And while Chelsea have had more key British players, they're grafters and cloggers rather than geniuses.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

or Scholesy if you prefer

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

Andy Sinton.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm standing by my extravagant claim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw4IhGPOsjg&feature=related

Thomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

Agree with the opening statement but strongly feel that Tony Adams deserves a mention on the thread.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, but Cruyff never did this, did he?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/knobgif.png

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think we're in an era of athletes rather than artists

this is hugely true. scholes is still the best *footballer* by a mile in this current united team, the rest of them have phenomenal physical attributes but really aren't that great with the ball at their feet (maybe ronaldo aside).

and this is why i don't rate giggs as highly as scholes, beckham, sheringham. he's a sprinter, back in the early 90's his pace made him a wonderkid, but his touch has never been that good, his dribbling skills are pretty much non-existent and for a period between 95 and 04 he didn't actually land a cross to a team mate.

someone said you can't argue with medals/trophies, and fair enough. but it seems to me that giggs has spent 13 or 14 years of his top level career underachieveing or coasting.

if you're talking consistency then gary speed has to be worth a lention alright.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

yes, a lention

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

Gianluigi Lention?

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

We need to poll this motherfucker really.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

Giggs went through a phase of always being made the scapegoat when things went wrong for United, he's been inconsistent, often a poor crosser, looked set to be shipped out on two or three occasions. I'd attribute his longevity to a good attitude crossed with moments of magic in important games.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

being fair, you couldn't fault his attitude, but then scholes doesn't drop any points there either, and he's actually pretty good at passing/shooting too.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

Ryan Giggs vs Lee Sharpe, you mean?

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

Giggs was great in his time but you look at Ronaldo and it makes Giggs look like Ruel Fox.

Ronan, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) Darragh, I'd say Giggs is/was pretty good at dribbling as well as being (at one time) a sprinter. I can think of numerous occasions where he's waltzed and shimmied through defences (as opposed to bursting down the wing). If you're looking for someone who was 'just a sprinter' then Lee Sharpe springs to mind.

Ronan - yes, but you could say that about almost anyone.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

time + consistency = Giggs

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

*maybe* ronaldo is good with the ball at his feet?!?!?!

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

can't see beyond giggs or scholes for this. sol campbell, maybe?

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

No.

LOL David Beckham.

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

As far as overall contributions to his team go, David Beckham at his best ranks pretty fucking highly, especially when paired with Van Nistelrooy.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

Not as high as Paul Scholes

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

Best English player of his generation

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'd agree.

Never forget, what could have been...

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

Wee bastard put Scotland out of Euro 2000

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

ginola?

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

france being a home nation, yeah ok.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

ha, my other half still holds a grudge against him for that 8 years on as well.

xpost

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

I hold a grudge against Christian Dailly for missing that header in the second leg at Wembley

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

andy cole's name hasn't even come up yet.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

best scottish: ?
best norn ironish: ?

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

Colin Hendry. Keith Gillespie?!

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

best scottish: Paul Lambert

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

Gary McAllister? Shit for Scotland mind you.

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

matty taylor 4tw

ken c, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

A poll looks like being a convincing win for Paul Aaron Scholes

How about a poll for "greatest home nations player of the premiership era....never to have won a cap"?

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

David Healy for NI but he's not played in the Prem much at all - didn't know he played one game for Man U (league cup vs Villa in 2000)!

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

99 rather

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

fuck off with colin hendry. paul lambert's got to be a good shout despite lack of premiership action. non-international-variety mcallister was no' a bad player in his day.

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

McAllister was a great player for everybody but Scotland. Also did a rockin' rendition of "The Sash".

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

whatyoucallhim at everton centre back?

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

stubbs- scottish? (may be completely wrong there)

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

Agree with the opening statement but strongly feel that Tony Adams deserves a mention on the thread.

OTM. His rejuvenation under Wenger was amazing. He suddenly started spraying Hollywood passes 60 yards and making bombing runs upfield and thundering in volleys and all sorts.

Not sure about the Giggs coasting thing - he hasn't been a stand-out in a game for a long time but for him to stay in that team with the pace that it plays with he must be doing something right to impress the manager.

I'd agree Paul Scholes edges this, but only if we can delete that picture of his cock.

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:19 (eighteen years ago)

using the 'giggs' criteria, scotland's best player of the premiership era is darren fletcher.

keane for ireland, with mcgrath, other keane, quinn, given all in there.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

Stubbs = Scouse. Which reminds me, David Weir.

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

Giggs = a great debut album that came out in '93/'94 that you still like/might listen to now and then even today

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

top 40 debut at least

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418PP8WCM3L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

Giggs = Ian Brown?

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

stubbs is english, and one of the best centre halves we've had at celtic that isn't paul elliott (both my shouts for "best uncapped players", probably)

xposts

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

Lee Naylor? Joke! Joke!

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

maybe So Tough or Tiger Bay is more appropriate

blueski, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

How about a poll for "greatest home nations player of the premiership era....never to have won a cap"?

Steve Bruce.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

<3 Paul Elliot - they he only had 2 Prem seasons or thereabouts?

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

though, not they

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

does premiership era actually mean they have to have played in the premiership?

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

Some of the earlier seasons don't actually feel like Premiership era in my head. Premiership = Britpop.

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

steve bull?

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

(like Suede were called a Britpop band in early vs Oasis days before Blur took up the mantle and now no-one thinks of early Suede as Britpop era)

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

Everybody gets capped these days evenutally, so harder to come up with great uncapped players

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Di Canio.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

Aye, except not a home nations player. A home nation could have had him under that "live here for five years and don't play for anyone else rule" that Scotland tried to get Amoruso and Agathe for.

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

<3<3<3<3<3<3 Di Canio (apart from all the naziing, obviously)

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Enrico Annoni

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Aw naw, no Annoni on an' aw noo."

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

Annoni vs Laudrup: legend for one game only.

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

what about david seaman?

ken c, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

won a cap in 1996

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh i was just saying in general

ken c, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

Difficult to argue with Steve Bruce for the greatest uncapped player.

An unpopular and controversial choice I'm sure but Kevin Davies is really the best I can come up with here

(Matt Jansen is a difficult one to call because if he hadn't had the motorcycle accident things might have turned out differently. Think he did get called up once but was ill!)

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

Chris Marsden! Mark Bright?

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Alan Thompson was great and I don't think you can count half a friendly as a cap.

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

would be harder to find the best scotland player without a cap because we cap everyone.

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

I would have said Deek, but he's got a single cap. (Wikipedia reckons you've sold him to Burnley btw)

aldo, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Mark Robins

Dean Sturridge!

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

In a similar vein, Phil O'Donnell only played 15 minutes for Scotland because Broon didn't rate him as a player. Which wasn't what he said once he'd died, obviously.

aldo, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

Is Chic Charnley the best uncapped Scottish player, maybe?

aldo, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

that's a pretty good shout. i'd maybe have to agree with that.

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

If we're talking about how great Stan Collymore might have been then I think that Paul Gascoigne should have a shout as well. If he hadn't crocked himself in '91 then lord knows what he could've been, especially if he'd stayed in England instead of taking the money and going to Lazio.

Billy Dods, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Difficult to argue with Steve Bruce for the greatest uncapped player

I'll try: http://www.explorecrete.com/albums/album19/donkey.jpg

Noodle Vague, Friday, 23 May 2008 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

Do you think he was out of depth at Manchester United?

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Who do you think is a better shot for best home nations uncapped player of premiership era?

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

There must be at least one good uncapped goalkeeper

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Defenders who are out of their depth do not normally captain their clubs to multiple Premiership titles.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Titus Bramble could step up to the plate at Chelsea to save John Terry's spiralling career but I don't really see it.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Man if Venables hadn't begrudgingly capped Matthew Le Tissier a few times we'd have this one sown up.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

John Burridge just too early for a best uncapped keeper shout.

aldo, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

There must be at least one good uncapped goalkeeper

The only one I can think of offhand is, er... Russell Hoult.

I'm half-tempted to suggest dear old Chris Marsden for best uncapped, tbh, but I think that might just be cos I'm me.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Top scoring uncapped footballers of the premiership era, as of 2004:

Kevin Campbell
Chris Armstrong
Paolo Di Canio
Dean Holdsworth
Jason Euell
Mark Bright
Graeme Stuart and
Rod Wallace
Noel Whelan
Julian Joachim

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

I seem to remember Whelan being pretty handy for a minute.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Not doing well for keepers right now.

Dalian Atkinson too early?

surprised Huckerby isn't on that list

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Getting close to enough contenders for a poll tho!

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

Richie Humphries. Cruyff called him "the new Van Basten". Scored three of the best goals I've ever seen in his first four or five games for Wednesday, then... fuck knows.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

Remember when Kieron Dyer was awesome?

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

Goalkeepers

Tony Coton
Paul Gerrard
Steve Harper

Clutching at straws a bit I know

cedar, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

Euell's been capped for Jamaica, hasn't he? Whelan was useful for a bit up front for Cov with Dion Dublin, but rapidly fell away.

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

Only two uncapped footballers have ever won Footballer of the Year: Jimmy Adamson and Tony Book. Two of my favourites, certainly.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

A few more decent if unexciting uncapped players

Julian Dicks
Lee Chapman
Phil Jagielka

And of course, the legendary
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QzOCN4HAL._SL210_.jpg

Thomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Only two uncapped footballers have ever won Footballer of the Year: Jimmy Adamson and Tony Book. Two of my favourites, certainly.

Morton's uncapped genius Andy Ritchie won Scotland's POTY at least once if my memory serves me correctly. Chucked it when he was about 27 or something but what a talent when he was on his game.

onimo, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Paul Elliott.


Did Lee Hendrie get capped?

Pete W, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

yes according to wikipedia "Hendrie won his first and only international cap on November 18, 1998 against the Czech Republic, almost scoring a goal on his debut."

Thomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Worst capped player? Seth Johnson?

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

"...almost scoring a goal on his debut."

Edited by: LeeHendrieAVFC

Chris Bart-Williams?

Pete W, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Andy Ritchie did indeed win POTY.

xposts

oh god, scotland have HUNDREDS of them.

ailsa, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Worst capped player?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Gardner#International_career

Pete W, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Can of worms

Tom D., Friday, 23 May 2008 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

worst consistently capped player of the premier league era must be p neville.

anthony gardner's england cap HAW. we should have sold him the next morning.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

that's england caps, obviously.

ireland, there's a list of dozens, mainly consisting of out 'other' centre back beside whichever good one we currently have- babb, breen, o'brien, mcshane.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

Man if Venables hadn't begrudgingly capped Matthew Le Tissier a few times we'd have this one sown up

I suspect if he'd signed for a big (apologies to Southampton) club we'd have the answer to the original question.

Billy Dods, Friday, 23 May 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

caught a special on the ESPN classics channel (great little gig that, by the way) on the spurs team in 1982, and jesus should hoddle ever have gotten more caps.

darraghmac, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of valuing athletes over artists...

Matt DC, Friday, 23 May 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I always felt 'Sir' Les Ferdinand never got the credit he deserved.

Mr Raif, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

*

Pompoussin (admrl), Monday, 23 May 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

now the moral hopes of the entire nation rest solely on paul scholes

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Monday, 23 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

you are obsessed! ;D

Pompoussin (admrl), Monday, 23 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Wha happen

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Little Scholesy will take out an injunction to ban reporting about the time he forgot to pick up the kids.

James Mitchell, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

he secretly owns a maserati with gold plated rims

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Monday, 23 May 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

how many super injunctions does stephen ireland have I wonder

ser hoosteen (cozen), Monday, 23 May 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

It is illegal to report on the fact that Stephen Ireland is followed everywhere by a troupe of angry skeletal toddlers visible only to him

MPx4A, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Not much chat going on about it coming out in the press today.
I guess everyone's sick of talking about it over the last month.
Probably the worst kept secret so far this year.

not_goodwin, Monday, 23 May 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

it's ironic but you're probably right- the only story left in this is the injunction, the welsh fuckfest is sooo over

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

The Giggs 'media circus' seems quite quaint now - zomg he's giving it to someone off of Hollyoaks!!!

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 23 May 2008 09:25 (3 years ago) Bookmark

Can't keep a`good man down apparently.

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

Do you think that after all these super-injunctions, he's managed to keep it secret from his wife?

Mark G, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ojxtr-n8ns

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

apparently next season Arsene's taking out a superinjunction to prevent Arsenal match reports reaching the papers

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

he's getting an injunction wrapped around each of van persie's shins

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

Got to protect the children after all, they are his future (xp)

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

superinjunction on shooting from more than 2 feet out

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

So, he's been named in Parliament.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

That is literally yesterday's news

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

Well, I'm out of the country.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Ah! Bet Ryan wishes he was.

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

news travelling p slow with this ash cloud imo

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently Sturridge has gone to Chelsea as well

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Tell me about it.

No, really, do.

(Last I heard, the lumps are all big enough to fall to the ground soonish, before any Friday flights back to the UK).

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

giggs shags; rags bid, haggle with slag

Judge judges such sludge rubbish, yet fudges

Said fudge leaves tweets scot free, scots print shots

Mp: if scots free why not me under pp

Giggs: ah tits

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

You think that's old news?

George Davis is Innocent! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13516591

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

Balls, no reason for me to dig up that Test Match wicket after all then

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

Ha, happy memories: When the England Cricket team was told that had happened, I was in the same lift as them.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

That's a big lift

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

It was a big lift, actually.

(OK, there were about five there at the time)

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Peyoo.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 June 2011 10:27 (fifteen years ago)

glad one paper is prepared to report the important news and doesn't ever employ philanderers or cunts

banter panchali (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 June 2011 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, they should just have written "YES, WE'VE BEEN ILLEGALLY READING THIS WOMEN'S TEXT MESSAGES" at the top of the article.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 June 2011 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/23t2j5d.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

paul scholes would never do this.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

hard to keep a floozy on the side when you've got to pick up the kids

banter panchali (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)


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