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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH-E/248145~James-Franco-Posters.jpg
Isn't he gorgeous??
Isn't he hot??
― Surmounter, Monday, 13 October 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought this was a thread about some indie band.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2761933115_88ec940b33.jpg?v=0
― Surmounter, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
did u see that ny times article about the computer that determined that james franco is the best looking dude alive
― max, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't see it.
― After The Hurricane (The Brainwasher), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont know why they needed to have a computer tell them that since my girlfriend says it every time she sees a picture of him
― max, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ya
his face sometimes looks computer generated
― Surmounter, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Aw, Joel Hodgson.
― Eric H., Monday, 13 October 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
my hair can kind of do the same thing franco's hair does, but I have to not wash it.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
James Franco IS Jeff Buckley
http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/imagehosting/218545c11b178a494.jpg
― Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i saw him outside nyu once and he was sporting strange facial hair :(
― donna rouge, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
funny too! watch out ladies!
― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Acting with James Franco is made of lols.
― Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link
my sister lives in nyc and plans to stalk + marry him.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i38.tinypic.com/21oymab.gif
― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
everybody can do that
― El Tomboto, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i cant - my mouth is not at all capable of making that shape
― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link
would mack on
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link
franco, i mean, not you pervs
yeah i know no people who can do that.
i just talked to my sister and she corrected me that she will not be trying to marry him bc she thinks he's gay and/or an asshole.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 October 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link
xposts
i don't know about gay. asshole maybe but eh
― Surmounter, Monday, 13 October 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Good god Franco and Buckley are/were so damn gorgeous.
― Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
James Franco was also hilarious and endearing in Pineapple Express.
i can make that mouth shape
― the valves of houston (gbx), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
i still haven't seen pineapple express. This seems like a crime.
― Disco/Very (Roz), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/13/milk2.jpg
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
rad dude!
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
surmounter otm
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
he has a nice bottom
― playing the abortion card (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, I was trying to post the picture of the mustachioed Franco here.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
he looks like my cousin and this thread creeps me out
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
James Franco looks like someone who probably had a rat tail as a child.
― s. morris, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Mr Van Sant, plz send me a Harvey Milk Supervisor t-shirt wuith James Franco inside it.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
is james franco the new jake gyllenhaal? insider sources say "i guess so"
― playing the abortion card (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Green screen Acting with James Franco is my favorite.
― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
how is JF less "new" than Jake G? I think ppl are mostly excited about Milk, ie, at last he's in a non-shit movie and we'll find out if he can act.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ummmm, I guess I meant "newer," not less new. And of course I am speculating on the merits of Milk.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link
no dude, his current visibility has way more to do with his turn in pineapple express & the gucci frangrance campaign than the anticipation of him playing gay in a GVS movie (which i will see, but really now)
― the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ah, "visibility" (ie, there's a Gucci fragrance?). if the Great Unwashed wants to leave Jake alone, fine with me.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
are there any scenes of Emile Hirch and Franco sodomizing each other?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
lol "great unwashed" i thought we were talking abt fastidiously groomed homos here
― the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
if the Great Unwashed wants to leave Jake alone, fine with me.
oh, me, i'm not picky.
― donna rouge, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
at last he's in a non-shit movie and we'll find out if he can act.
As in both those two instead of either/or? Because The Company is better than any movie Jakey's ever been in.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
James Franco was in The Company? I must have seen that before I knew who he was.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I used to confuse him for the James Dean lookalike who blew Ron Rifkin in L.A. Confidential.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Franco was totally forgettable in The Company. proof: I forgot him.
also, Donnie Darko > The Company
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
and perhaps the same goes for Bubble Boy
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
he is TEH MENTALIST now
― the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't recall that in LAC either. This is my problem with voting in the '50s film poll -- Oh, that was great, but do I remember any of it?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Donnie Darko > The Company
So not OTM, though I'd consider that possibility with Bubble Boy.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 22 October 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Morbs OTM.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
No results found for "gaymes franco"
― velko, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Whatev, I'd rather watch a screwball marathon than Donnie Darko.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 22 October 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
schef, this cousin of yours doesn't like middle-aged men perchance?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha unfortunately there are greater problems at hand with said cousin that would make this a no-go :(
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 December 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
morbz got some horny goat weed in his stocking
― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Friday, 19 December 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
'nuff said. I don't do drama.
Milk makes it seem so amazingly easy to pick up JF in the subway.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 December 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i've picked someone up on a bus before. but he was a closeted latino boy.
― the table is the table, Friday, 19 December 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
A good friend reported last week that he and his girlfriend had beers with Franco at her apartment -- she and Franco are taking the same creative writing course.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 19 December 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
my god he's an ilxor waiting to happen
― cindy (goole), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah that was talked about a bit on the 33 1/3 thread. basically love this dude.
― Roz, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
that's a great book by the way!
― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
ha yeah i know this is OLD NEWS
― cindy (goole), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i haven't had a proper celebrity crush in YEARS, not since justin timberlake in his prime probably, but that clip definitely pushed franco right back up to CRUSH level.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:12 (fifteen years ago) link
he's so beautiful
― Funky House, M.D. (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
ridiculously so. he looks beautiful when moody and then his smile just melts me. i hate thinking shit like that.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link
omg
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31194/images/spl87423_001.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
kill me now
he's a handsome kid
― goole, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
hmmmm, too much so to play Allen Ginsberg? so is Jesse Eisenberg:
http://www.buzzsugar.com/2940563
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.markhavenbritt.com/young_ginsberg.gif
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/jeff_goldblum_01.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
young_goldbloom.gif
xp lol
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I love Surmounter on this thread. "Isn't he gorgeous? Isn't he hot?" It reminds me of two things, Ain't You My Baby and "ain't you wealthy, aint you wise."
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, I mean "is you or aint you my baby"
Haw.
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
is you is
― conrad, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I was just coming here to see if you'd seen this Rox. <3
― ENBB, Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
it is a classic to me. haw
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Now on General Hospital apparentlyCan someone explain this move?
― wmlynch, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
hopefully because he thinks it's funny
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe carl wilson style popism got to him in a big way
― goole, Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf is thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj0M7rghI-E
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj0M7rghI-E
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704107104574570313372878136.html
― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― u don't have 2 be a shart, baby, 2 be in my jort (m bison), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
so where are the long-winded essays where he intellectualizes starring in crap like Flyboys and Tristan & Isolde?
― some dude, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
village voice
― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
his blog
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
in alaska
― max, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i want to watch general hospital
― you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw one long clip of him on GH and laughed at the absurdity. I guess he's admitting there that's what it was supposed to be? Gotta admire the worksmanship on those soaps though - three days of filming is enough for 23 episodes!
― Nhex, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
yea i heard he is pretty funny
― you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/3029750852_78cd9ff9e3.jpg
― jed_, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i fully endorse this btw
― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
v close to my glasses but that's kinda where the similarity ends.
― jed_, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
u fully endorse what?
that picture is like a perfect ad for humanity
― you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
and for cardigans.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
theres a lot of stuff on this thread i endorse by now
― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
the problem with that photo is he's sposed to be ALLEN GINSBERG
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0KRN69leV-Q/S1AHcfZ-SrI/AAAAAAAAH7w/iuN8kedTju4/s400/30-rock-james-franco.jpg
I'm glad there is a picture of him and Kamiko Kai.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 15 January 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the word "lips" is grossing me out
― Jesse, Friday, 15 January 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://bigearflux.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/todososolhos2.jpg
― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i34.tinypic.com/11slag1.jpg
― parm goin' ham (sic), Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it occurs to me that this dude is going to age really well, george clooney-style. he will look good with a little gray hair.
― by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i saw howl last month. surmounter is going to explode.
― caek, Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
just spent 10 straight minutes watching that gif :(
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
first time i'm reading that wsj article posted upthread and i'm imagining him snickering to himself as he wrote that last line.
― Roz, Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Clooney has NOT aged well. Only straight men and women think he's a handsome man.
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
you're crazy
― horseshoe, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
He looked like a old couch at this year's Oscars.
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
He's charming as hell, but his looks got nuthin' to do with it.
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so... only a majority of the population
― max, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
alfred is correct re: clooney
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but we're smarter and make more money.
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
clooney has aged very well imo. i suspected his poor presentation at the oscars was smething to do with a part he was bulking up/growing his hair out for.
― jed_, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i think george clooney is v handsome alfred u crazy
― Lamp, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thecreme.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/george_clooney_swimming_mid_air_jump.jpg
― max, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
He looks like a rusty hood ornament.
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
time for a twinks thread
― velko, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/30/live-from-tribeca-its-saturday-night/
― goole, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
^most boring doc idea ever. Would've been fun in '76.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Franco looked great cooking an omelet in The Company.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah what would straight women know about male attractiveness.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Not as much as I do.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
u r weird
― conrad, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Didn't realize he had an almost equally foxy brother.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
love clooneyan that franco gif is soooo <3it makes me want to eat pancakes with him and i only very rarely eat wheat and never at breakfast so that is saying a lot.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Alfred, hate to break it to you, but neither you nor I will look a fraction as good as Clooney when we're pushing 50.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I work out often and don't accept scripts like Up in the Air, Eric.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh sorry, my mistake. You will obviously be attractive to approximately 90 percent of housewives in America in a couple decades.
― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
it don't mean a thing if you ain't got those genesxpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Every time I try to fill-in my ballot for the "James Franco: Yea or Nay" election he does something that makes me re-think my opinion on him.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually I think I finally got Clooney's broad visual appeal when I saw Up In The Air. Dude has as many different smiles as eskimos have words for snow.
James Franco (and Jake for that matter) obviously hotter though.
― Tim F, Thursday, 1 April 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"The Dangerous Book Four Boys" addresses boyhood and the "sexual confusion" of adolescence, as Ms. Heiss put it. Short films focus on demolition, showing burning or bullet-riddled structures like a plastic toy home or a large wooden rocket (the exhibition contains originals or replicas of these). Another work explores a romantic encounter between "Star Trek" characters Spock and James T. Kirk."I feel like shows or films that deal with kids, they're playing to all of these sexual feelings that you have at that age, but they don't fully admit to it," he said. "So I kind of try to draw that out. The implicit in those shows and books, I try to make it a little more explicit."
"I feel like shows or films that deal with kids, they're playing to all of these sexual feelings that you have at that age, but they don't fully admit to it," he said. "So I kind of try to draw that out. The implicit in those shows and books, I try to make it a little more explicit."
― James Mitchell, Friday, 18 June 2010 08:09 (thirteen years ago) link
so much <3 for this guy
― exit through the (Tape Store), Thursday, 15 July 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
me too. hot in so many ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzuOu4UIOU
"they're not wolves, they're bears"
― jed_, Thursday, 15 July 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
wish he made better movies
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 July 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
In Dave's current tourist audience you'd really be fortunate to have one person who knew who the hell he was
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 July 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey, my friend Kevin is in that clip!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 July 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(xp) that's weird, that was sposed to go on the Harvey Pekar thread
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 July 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
So's my friend Wancy!
― jaymc, Thursday, 15 July 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
When is James Franco going to come out officially?
― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
As soon as I give him the ok.
― I'm never gonna do it without the Lex on (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
starting the English PhD program at Yale this fall, apparently
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 15 July 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
my favourite book about paris - norma evenson's paris: a century of change - is in that clip too! on the shelf behind the jeffrey eugenides guy just above his left shoulder
― conrad, Thursday, 15 July 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
if he could wrangle the accent, i'd love to see him do an adam ant biopic
― da croupier, Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
or he could just prance around in a little pirate suit to "stand and deliver," that would be fine
― da croupier, Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
wish he made better books, if he's going to keep getting them published
― emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
not lookin fwd to the Allen Ginsberg portrayal, really
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd love to see him do an adam ant biopic
― da croupier, Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark
yes, same bone structure, good observation!
although he's probably massively taller than AA.
― jed_, Friday, 16 July 2010 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.onlocationvacations.com/2010/06/23/a-sneak-peek-of-james-francos-solo-exhibition-at-the-clocktower-gallery-in-nyc/
can we change the thread title to
James Franco and his LITTLE RUBBER DICK AND BALLS IN A GLASS CASE !!!
― goole, Monday, 26 July 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
no
― jaymc won $5800 on day 1! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
wow he's an artist
― janice (surm), Monday, 26 July 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Long, long New York profile. Apparently he's getting his Ph.D in literature.
http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/67284/index6.html
― balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i was about to type DON'T DO IT JAMES, but i guess he can afford to do it
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
The profile, I might add, includes a lot of drivel.
― balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
he'll be ~teaching~
― pies. (gbx), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
― balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 27, 2010 8:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
you don't say:
In the hours after our brief meeting, and then in the months that followed, I would come to believe that everything important about Franco and his career could be derived from that mystifying wink. The only problem was that I had no idea, really none at all, what he meant by it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i would be mystified by his wink knowhati'msayin
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trw9vYV_g6c&feature=player_embedded#!
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
could stare at him forever tbh
― jed_, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― .. help? (admrl), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
that whole artwork is wild
― goole, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
He;s got a teensy bit of Mark Ruffalo around the eyes there. I had never made that comparison
― .. help? (admrl), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha at New York "art ladies" in the background there
― .. help? (admrl), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
HAI I'M JAMES FRANCO AND I'M SO CUTE I HAVE TO EAT MY HAND
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/james-franco-sitting-0910-lg.jpg
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 August 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
#flavaflavs1 week ago
wow, didn't know that creepy guy at the bus stop was actually a 'performance artist'
― netizen kane (am0n), Saturday, 28 August 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8gekuV1z51qzi80do1_400.gif
― jed_, Thursday, 9 September 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
puffy Sunday Times profile:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/12/movies/12ryzik.html
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Man I can totally see that this guy is a good-looking guy but I can't get over that he is son of a bad guy on a glider often called "Gobby"! Who became himself a Goblin.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Ginsburg wishes he looked that good.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Franco reeeeeeally acts with his wrists alot in Howl.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
what about his lips?
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP
― Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Lots of big-name writers blurbing his story collection:http://www.amazon.com/Palo-Alto-Stories-James-Franco/dp/1439163146
― jaymc, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i hate to be gabbneb here but he really does remind me so much of my ex in that video there
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
he was on fresh air and so good! <3<3franco not my ex
http://cdn03.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/James_Franco_Aug25newsne.jpg
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
listening to him on Fresh Air...omg he's killing me. is it possible to be *audibly* handsome?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/10/James-Franco-drag.jpg
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus christ that bike pic
― jed_, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost omg LOVE it
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
he is just the best
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Should I watch Howl?
― raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I was pleasantly surprised
― caek, Saturday, 23 October 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
jimmy franks is very good.
― caek, Saturday, 23 October 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
not really a narrative-driven film though obvs, and i'm not sure it needed to be a 90 minute feature
― caek, Saturday, 23 October 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Seeing 127 Hours on Thursday!!!!!
― Davek (davek_00), Saturday, 23 October 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I've missed the boat on this guy. He has all the sex appeal of Thomas Haden Church, which isn't much. THC fell off after the Sideways era.
― Just breaking it in, feels comfy (MintIce), Sunday, 24 October 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link
sux 2 be u, rong, who is thomas haden church, and thc never fell off
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
There are method actors, but Franco is living a method life.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 25 October 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
oh boy:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/12/12/magazine/14actors.html?hp#2
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I am not feeling this stache. He was on some talk show yesterday and I couldn't get past it. He's still handsome but I prefer him sans stache.
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
normally I hate them but on Franco I wish I could wipe ketchup stains off it.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
apparently I now love mustaches
holy shit
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
omg @ this
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
im supposed to be studying, al
I haven't been able to think about anything else all afternoon. This is WAY better than the 'Kissing Family' sketch he did on SNL...
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I imagine him kissing me like that and then we go out for a cappuccino.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I would have to be hospitalized
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
The arm up on the mirror is what's killing me...(aside from omg everything else about this crazy boy)
jesus so much acting in those clips. actors, stop acting!
― jed_, Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
there are other clips ? lol
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The other actors are stilted and obvious.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I kinda dig him with the stache, something I never would have predicted!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I saw 127 hours last night. it was RUBBISH
― Tilda Swinton Wreck Up A Dread Dub (admrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
The only erotic moment was his bare foot reaching out for sunlight.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
rats. dude's along for THAT long you'd hope for...well...anyhoo
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
fainting here
― Here we are in a sticky situation/ (Tape Store), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
that clip of franco simultaneously made and ruined my day this morning.
― boo (surm), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Bardem one is particularly disappointing
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Ugh the Eisenberg one. Come on, bro.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
idg how you could watch any other clip after Franco...
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I read this as James Ferraro and his LIPS
― Bjorn Cyborg (van smack), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link
You're in the right place.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of embarrassing
he's going to make the Oscars into one of his shitty art projects
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
so.... he's going to make the Oscars way better?
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh I think Carrot Top hosting the Oscars would be an improvement.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link
xxpost Yay!
― benanas foster (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link
James Franco makes everything better
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
It's not going to be worse, just a cuter kind of annoying
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 December 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Sully:
I have to say I don't know what to say. I suppose I should hereby retire from blogging. Maybe my amygdala is just completely side-swiped by the mustache or the smile to feel the revulsion at the narcissism others feel. Or maybe Franco is able to show us that he's mocking narcissism, while obviously seducing himself. Anyway, I can't stop myself watching it, in the same way a lot of people can't stop watching Franco wherever he appears.
The idea of a video-photo spread for the NT magazine remains, however, an inspired piece of new media. Congrats.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
who are these people that are aparently feeling revulsion? are they extra-terrestrials?
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
The mustache sort of lends the scene a new meaning of "gay clone"
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
So it appears he's in talks to write and direct both Blood Meridian and As I Lay Dying. This information makes me both very excited and very nervous at the same time.
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought Ridley Scott had optioned Blood Meridian?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
¯\(°_o)/¯
http://www.showbiz411.com/2011/01/03/exclusive-james-franco-planning-to-direct-faulkner-cormac-mccarthy-classics
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
p much definitively over this guy
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hey i was planning to do that too
― goole, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
disappointed i didnt get under him first tho, AYO
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
yknow goole you kindof ruined that one for me
goole
lol @ both of u
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
so tired of this guy
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, he's overexposed for sure. I'm sorta excited by this because I love both of these books (a lot) but I just don't know if this will be a good thing in the end. This is really fucking ambitious!
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost Yeah I'm so tired of the handsomest dude on the planet being cute and awesome.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
he should ruin some lesser-known works first
― Є|Э (Edward III), Monday, 3 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I say go for it. Dude could film a 10 part series about the Yellow Pages and I'd probably watch it
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
reminder: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403848/
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I actaully decided while watching him on Regis and Kelly last month (don't judge) that he's not actually as hot as everyone seems to think. a) too skinny b) bad facial hair atm
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost
wait, um - what is that movie?!
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
gtfo :O
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
what should gtfo The Ape existing or my saying he's not that hot cause you know what? I just dropped a truth bomb.
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/MV5BMjA5MTMxODcxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODcyMzIzMQ_V1_.jpg
― Є|Э (Edward III), Monday, 3 January 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yah i have been p consistent abt saying that he was hot in Milk but that was kindof it, yah kindof stringy looking around the face
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean he's a good looking guy I just think he's sorta overrated in that dept is all.
― ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Need I remind you of this:
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Those artsy-fartsy clips make me think someone not so secretly considered the assignment "14 Directors Directing."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I want the assignment of directing and co-starring with Franco in "Soto and Other Drugs"
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
9 pipers piping10 drummers drumming12 lords a leaping
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost wd watch imo :)
Thank god you're here, Al.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
he sometimes looks funny -- kind of like an old man -- but when he looks good, he looks immortally perfect. so while i find it difficult to say his looks are overrated, i know exactly what u mean.
― surm, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I love you ENBB and Josh and Surm but it DOES NOT COMPUTE
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
he sometimes looks like this:http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/franco.jpg
i don't love that look
― surm, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit i forgot all about the ape. I was working at TLA in philly when they put that thing out and no one could be bothered to watch it.
― da croupier, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
The video store, I mean, not the releasing branch.
― da croupier, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I1b61DVgog
To think he would succeed in eclipsing Vincent Gallo in but five years
― da croupier, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, at least this dude seems to have more of a sense of humor about himself and celebrity than, say, Harmony Korine. But Korine has done a pretty good job dropping off the map, so who knows.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
harmony korine isnt some apatow dude tbf
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah Harmony Korine and James Franco are like...not even apples and oranges. That's like apples and zebras.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Sure, unlike Korine or Gallo, Franco is more like an affable enfant terrible, which is a neat contradiction. I like that Franco is some Apatow dude who also does Oscar shit and high(low) brow art stuff, all while pursuing advanced degrees and staring in soaps.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Ape's only $8.99 on their site, though I'm pretty sure we were selling previously viewed (or at least opened) copies a few years back.
― da croupier, Monday, 3 January 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
that sentence should end with for far less.
wtf at yall saying his looks are overrated yr fuckin crazy imo
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
YES ty Roxy
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
you can't see what i'm talking about in that picture i posted??
― surm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
beadyeyedfunnyteethface
― surm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
All I see is some fine looking Franco
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i love him more now that he is less of an adonis and more of a weird looking dude though, like thats my ideal franco
xpost he looks like my ex bf that i hate in that pic tbh lol
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Anybody read Palo Alto? Flicked through it today and was almost tempted.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
mmm filet of franco
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate when he styles himself like that and i believe that if we saw that smile in motion and not in a freeze frame we would be swooning
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
For every squinty face there are 1200 sexy faces he makes and its all worth it in the end
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Def better in motion, lol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yea i've def seen the squinty thing on film too, but yea that's probably true - it's like 1 in a 100 expressions that he looks like that
― surm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
makes him more attractive to me tbh!
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
have you watched the video of him and his grandma? he makes this insanely grimacing, too-big smile the whole time and its murderous to watch for me because i find it so cute even though objectively perhaps it is weird looking
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
YES he totally looks like he's speedballing through the whole thing
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tv.gawker.com/5718124/james-francos-grandma-thinks-youre-a-pussy
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 tweakers
i'm sorry but that was pretty much the cutest thing i've ever seen
― surm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
is that his brother????
yes david, have you seen his acting classes videos that hes in?
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
― surm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
nose scratch @ :24
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
― surm, Tuesday, January 4, 201
I had the same thought you did, you dirty man
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f12ee4dfcf/acting-with-james-franco-episode-1-sense-memory-from-james-franco-judd-apatow-dave-franco-and-cohenobrienhttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d338852866/acting-with-james-franco-episode-2-green-screen-from-james-franco-dave-franco-judd-apatow-and-cohenobrien?playlist=122703http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f22e3ff675/acting-with-james-franco-episode-3-scene-work-from-james-franco-judd-apatow-cohenobrien-and-dave-franco?playlist=122703 < best
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^this is a great look he has in these, curious to see if surm agrees
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
nose scratch at :56 in video 3
Davey is the cutest
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i find dave to be completely unattractive!!
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link
re those acting class vids (and some other things i've seen him do) is franco narcissist/egotist or is he just playing at being one for laughs?
― jed_, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
dave is handsome in a kind of unassuming/generic way imo. seems like a good fellow.
― jed_, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I posted the grandma vid yesterday on the thread for the movie very few of you seem to have seen.
he sometimes looks funny -- kind of like an old man
what the HELL are u talkinbout?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, the Rebel scene w/ his brother is better than 127 Hours
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
jed are you retarded? its obviously a joke
also his brother is p not actually enrolled in an acting class being taught by his brother
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha LOL morbs
well he makes so much of the joke that maybe it's not a joke.
― jed_, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks for clearing that up though!
― jed_, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i think it is kind of awesome that he is planning this, with little to know evidence that he in fact knows how to direct such things on his CV. I mean, why not? REally, if someone will finance you to do it, why not try?
― akm, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
little to no. little to no.
hope he is better at directing than at writing short stories
― max, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
OTM
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope he is better at making out than writing and directing.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
palo alto has a gushing quote by amy hempel on the sleeve
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i think, maybe i dont remember
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/Sda98k7TrWI/AAAAAAAAQqY/Cbbzye50ork/s400/908391.jpg
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe amy hempel thought shed get to make out with him
― max, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
idk i bet amy hempel is more of a rogen fan
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
if i was in charge of such things and james franco walked up to me and said award me the nobel prize for literature for my subpar collection of short stories "palo alto" and flashed that smile.gif i'd have trouble saying no
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
lol otm
― stare into my soul (Tape Store), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
if I was in charge of such things and James Franco walked up to me and said award me the Nobel prize for literature for my subpar collection of short stories "palo alto" penning a dazzling love letter to me and flashed that smile.gif I'd have trouble saying no
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link
sheesh no wonder they sold out of all the cheap copies of Ape
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4198583/the_ape_movie_trailer/
"upkeep of the AAAPE?!"
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I though it was going to be one of those Dunston Checks In movies, lol @ dude in Ape Costume. "THE APE IS OURSELVES"
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah people think that from the cover
its funny tbh
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i like the idea that franco is basically jon hamm's character in 30 Rock
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 http://advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/01/05/James_Franco_Maybe_Im_Just_Gay/
― maybe i'm just gay (Tape Store), Thursday, 6 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 <3
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
see like i don't think he looks v good here for ex
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/110108A1_FRANCO_J_B-GR_05.jpg
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
No one looks good making that face what is your point here
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
my point is that he makes that face a bunch and i don't find it attractive. that's all.
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i have never seen him making that face lol
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
like how could anyone jsut hold that face for more than like a millisecond
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Hardly a deterrent
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
my boy hayden is cuter tbh
http://static.skynetblogs.be/media/107544/dyn007_original_300_458_jpeg_2608177_5847517d28145c094f287b460dae9d98.jpg
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
nope sorry
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
he looks like a dumb person
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah ew sorry surm
oh so I'm watching F&G now and have realized that it's all about his smile. I may have been a little harsh last week.
― ENBB, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
also he has a weird and not appealing voice (franco)
― plax (ico), Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean he's no that guy from bring it on whose name I have once again forgotten amirite plax?
― ENBB, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
yes! that guy is the cutest!
― plax (ico), Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― ENBB, Sunday, January 9, 2011 9:48 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark
ew is a little strong don't u think
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
ok ok yeah but there something really strange about his face to me
― ENBB, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
he has a bit of a lazy eye maybe but i love him anyway
http://www.deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/HaydenChristensenPt_gallery_primary.jpg
i'll stop talking about him now. didn't mean to derail my own thread.
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Just...no
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
if you say so
― surm, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
there are cuter boys imo
― plax (ico), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
jesse.... something
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
spano
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesse Bradford...cute, he's a little short though
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
im into that
― plax (ico), Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 9 January 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
If Social Network wins, JF shd just let Fincher and Sorkin do this to him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9Ta-t2-CE
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 January 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
actual lol
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 January 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/jamesfranco
― Roz, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.whosay.com/jamesfranco/photos/12735
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
No mention in this thread that Franco is, um, actually starring in a prequel to "Planet of the Apes" remake? "Rise of the Apes?" My goodness.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Talks poetry, is attending low-resideny Warren Wilson.
― The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
that's enough, james franco
― this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself (history mayne), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
he looks so nervous hosting oscars!
― tehresa, Monday, 28 February 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
is james franco hi
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 February 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
He's on codeine.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
he looks too uptight to be high imo
OH GOD HES SO CUTE LOL
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 February 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
just looked up at his FACE midpost
those pictures are great.
― scott seward, Monday, 28 February 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
picture of him and oprah is lovely.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7531811.html
― iatee, Saturday, 23 April 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
James Franco and his PHD !!!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 April 2011 08:05 (twelve years ago) link
how many degrees does one very successful actor need
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 April 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
wait, I thought he was doing a PhD at Yale in English- is he doing two PhDs at the same time, or did he drop out of Yale?
― the tune is space, Saturday, 23 April 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
Soon it's going to be really easy to play six degrees of James Franco. 'Cause ... get it?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 April 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
applauso
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
nicely done sir
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
p thoughtful here - http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/11661
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bzHDk.jpg
― tbrr, or not tbrr, that is the questeon: (markers), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
Oh man, I watched this interview when I was stoned the other night and it was seriously fucking amazing. Ca
― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
okay you sold me, will watch
― tbrr, or not tbrr, that is the questeon: (markers), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
yea if anything rose is the drawback cuz he so badly tries to be jokey in front of live audiences & with entertainers
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
i rly just find charlie rose endlessly hilarious - in the best way possible
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
just his face in that black abyss
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
too much
i have nothing but <3 4 charlie, but he can be terribly corny where i have to like avert my eyes
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
yeah charlie's great imo
― tbrr, or not tbrr, that is the questeon: (markers), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
oh totally - i have always loved him
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
I have to say, the interview kind of made me hate J.F. a little, though. There are parts where he is so clearly ~getting off~ on the whole experience of being interviewed about his career as an artist. Like, sometimes Charlie Rose asks a question, and Franco does these smug little eye flutters as he drinks in the headiness of it all. But it's worth it. I mean, the self-construction and -presentation as Serious Artist is itself, you could argue, part of his whole project.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
Or treating Serious Artistry as a genuine joke.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
happens to me too when, stoned, I think of Charlie Rose.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
xp Yeah, maybe, sure.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
Have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFE2CCfAP1o
― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
I can't watch it -- I'm not stoned.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
i'll watch it when i get home
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
srrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
awright fine -- I'll get stoned.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
hurrah!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
cosign
― j lol (surm), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
yeah charlie's great imooh totally - i have always loved him
me too, on a par with Obama
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/praxis/museum-of-non-visible-art-praxis-and-james-franco?ref=video
― iatee, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
only if i can buy it with my non-visible money
― Roz, Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
I will hang it in my non-visible mansion
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://palm-wine.blogspot.com/2011/06/fire-more-fire.html
― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 July 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
Kalup Linzy!
IDK, other than his acting I can't help but feel like this guy is being a professional college student
― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnommuk2051qz6g6ao1_500.jpg
― jaxon, Saturday, 2 July 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
Wait who is that girl
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 July 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
Ke$ha, I think?
― jaymc, Saturday, 2 July 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
Inevitable Playboy interview.
― Roz, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
all the layers of "meta" he tosses on everything don't really obscure the fact that he has not really done anything all that compelling.
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
aside from being hot, sometimes.
Once they started talking about the oscar hosting and then twitter I just felt this sense of creeping dread, like there's something really horrifically boring about the times we live in.
― relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that's the thing -- the tagline is that he is "interesting" but he seems utterly boring. the idea of an intellectual jack-of-all-trades movie star is so seductive that people don't seem to care that he's never said or done anything particularly worthwhile.
― by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, well the thread is called James Franco and his LIPS !!! for a reason, I guess.
― ephendophile (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's cool that he's helping that monkey from Jumanji make a comeback.
― My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Saturday, 16 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
Robin Williams' career hasn't been THAT bad lately.
― ephendophile (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that's the thing -- the tagline is that he is "interesting" but he seems utterly boring. the idea of an intellectual jack-of-all-trades movie star is so seductive that people don't seem to care that he's never said or done anything particularly worthwhile.― by another name (amateurist), Saturday, July 16, 2011 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― by another name (amateurist), Saturday, July 16, 2011 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
otfm
― only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Saturday, 23 July 2011 08:03 (twelve years ago) link
I accidentally bookmarked a picture of James Franco (and his LIPS !!!) and I just never bothered to delete it because the icon on my bookmark bar looks like it could be a link to a book review instead of a picture of somebody who was in Flyboys
― A B C, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
so he won't be doing Sweet Bird of Youth on Broadway next year after all. Seems like a natural part for him, but Nicloe Kidman as Alexandra? they'd have to undo all her surgery.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
'palo alto' isnt so good. i read the blurb while browsing and it was comparing it to 'winesburg ohio' (one of my faves) so i bought it. i didnt realise it was that james franco until i took it home and read the back cover!
― Michael B, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
@nyadanielle10
You do know he was in Harvey Milk right He's played gay guys befor. I think young actor are going for gay parts is to shows there range of ability as an actor. Like how playing retarded roles use to be "in".
limatt182 7 months ago
― plax (ico), Saturday, 24 September 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
he's right!
― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
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― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
Never go 'full gay.'
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/articles/james-franco-likes-that-morons-dont-understand-his,64210/
As an example of the sort of project that said idiots would probably just misinterpret, the article describes how one Flaunt writer participated in Franco's new, gender-flipped Rebel Without A Cause project: After being told to shave his beard and get into drag to play James Dean's friend Vampira, the author is quickly initiated into a booze-fueled orgy of strap-on dildos and hand lotion that's loosely based around a real-life behind-the-scenes drama involving Dennis Hopper, director Nicholas Ray, and Natalie Wood—all of them, along with Dean and Sal Mineo, played by members of the opposite sex and, occasionally, blow-up dolls. Then this very artistic thing happens:“Sal,” says Franco, “this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. I want you to show Dean how much you love him. And you too, Dennis. Just make love to Natalie.”The two start going at it with the dolls.“I wanted your sugar lips on my cock all day, Jimmy,” Mineo says before shoving her dildo in the sex doll’s mouth. “You are my girl, Jimmy. You feel as sweet as ice cream.” She unbuttons the sex doll’s pants and flips it over. “Your ass is so ready, Jimmy. Let me put it in your rebel ass.” She spits on her dildo cock and stuffs it in James Dean’s inflatable butthole. “Tell me how much you like it, Jimmy.” The doll flops about on the bed. “You know I like it, Jimmy. Oh yeah! So nice and tight... Such a sweet ass. It’s like sweet cherry pie.”Hopper is going at it with the Natalie Wood doll. I’m tossed a Nick Adams doll. Vampira would be into fetishism, I think. I strap on a dildo harness and grab a leather whip. I proceed to whip the doll’s plastic cock while thrusting my dildo in its mouth.I look around. Everyone is making out with dolls, riding them, switching positions. “My girl loves it on her face, doesn’t she, Jimmy?” huffs Mineo before squirting the James Dean doll with cum-lotion. We spray the sex dolls with two cans of condensed milk. It’s a real cumfest.Franco, who is in the middle of the action, begins to record himself on an iPhone, repeating, “I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel…” His eyes are closed. There is no irony in his voice.
“Sal,” says Franco, “this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. I want you to show Dean how much you love him. And you too, Dennis. Just make love to Natalie.”
The two start going at it with the dolls.
“I wanted your sugar lips on my cock all day, Jimmy,” Mineo says before shoving her dildo in the sex doll’s mouth. “You are my girl, Jimmy. You feel as sweet as ice cream.” She unbuttons the sex doll’s pants and flips it over. “Your ass is so ready, Jimmy. Let me put it in your rebel ass.” She spits on her dildo cock and stuffs it in James Dean’s inflatable butthole. “Tell me how much you like it, Jimmy.” The doll flops about on the bed. “You know I like it, Jimmy. Oh yeah! So nice and tight... Such a sweet ass. It’s like sweet cherry pie.”
Hopper is going at it with the Natalie Wood doll. I’m tossed a Nick Adams doll. Vampira would be into fetishism, I think. I strap on a dildo harness and grab a leather whip. I proceed to whip the doll’s plastic cock while thrusting my dildo in its mouth.
I look around. Everyone is making out with dolls, riding them, switching positions. “My girl loves it on her face, doesn’t she, Jimmy?” huffs Mineo before squirting the James Dean doll with cum-lotion. We spray the sex dolls with two cans of condensed milk. It’s a real cumfest.
Franco, who is in the middle of the action, begins to record himself on an iPhone, repeating, “I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel, I’m a rebel…” His eyes are closed. There is no irony in his voice.
― anorange (abanana), Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ just came here to post this
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 November 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
And another one.
http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/james-franco-to-play-robert-mapplethorpe-in-biopic/257397
He has previously stated that he does not mind actually really fucking gets off on it if his career choices make people think he is gay.
― dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
lol
the hart crane thing is on itunes/amazon instant, maybe ondemands also
i guess he put things back in since it's now 1h 50m? i liked it, def feels v student-movie-w/-a-location-budget-like, also lil bit tortured artist cliche territory but in some reasonably unique ways, including making out/sexing michael shannon.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 January 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
say what now? :D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
well for better or worse, I'm going to this:
http://www.filmlinc.com/films/on-sale/my-own-private-river
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 February 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
in the flesh, just another goodlooking guy w/ unfortunate facial hair.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mmffCB4t1qeuobqo1_500.jpg
it's almost like he WANTS me to punch him in the face
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
uhh
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
I love surm on this thread
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
I think I've turned to Team Dave.
― Eric H., Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
Make room.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum7/davegrohl3.jpg
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
Pig.
― Eric H., Friday, 23 March 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
yes, plz
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/professor-fired-for-giving-james-franco-a-d-grade-6279572.html
A university professor is claiming that he lost his job after he gave James Franco an embarrassing 'D' grade in a course he was teaching on account of the knock-'em-dead actor and perennial student showing up for only two out of the 14 lectures he was expected at.
The unusual allegation is laid out in a lawsuit filed this week in the Manhattan Supreme Court by Jose Angel Santana, who says that New York University fired him unfairly in part because of his refusal to pander to Mr Franco and give him a grade he didn't deserve. In the suit, he seeks to get his job back.
Mr Franco, 33, who seems to be as attracted to campus life as he is to the camera lens, has attended courses recently at Columbia University and at Yale. It was while pursuing a fine arts master's degree at NYU that he was obliged to attend Mr Santana's lectures entitled "Directing the Actor II".
In his legal suit, Mr Santana asserts that other members of the department bent the rules flagrantly to make Mr Franco look better than he really was including using inflated grades.
The implication is that NYU wanted not just the glory of having the heart-melting Mr Franco in its midst but also the financial boon that his presence promised to bring .
― jed_, Monday, 23 April 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link
is the reporter applying for membership in Franco's entourage?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 April 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
So basically Franco is to a 'cool school' like NYU what a star quarterback is to a football school.
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 April 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
So, Mr. Franco and I are to be colleagues this coming semester:
http://aar.calarts.edu/cgi-bin/clsinfo?class=FD605A&sem=1&year=12
― The Merch Seat (admrl), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
watched this thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Cherry on VOD - it's horrible
scene of franco snorting coke & then immed launching into japanese art history -we've all been there right
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
inevitable
http://www.indiewire.com/article/exclusive-travis-mathews-teams-up-with-james-franco-for-re-imagining-of-lightning-rod-gay-film-cruising
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
Can some one dick slap him already?
― Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
that's the next project.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/08/james_franco_cruising_film_still_a_l.jpg
― contenderizer, Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
let me know when the dick slapping happens
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
James Franco's cruising: the fall/winter 2012 gay ILX thread
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link
Is there just some major mutual flattery going on here between James and The Gays?
― Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
< / Tuomas >
I wanna start a band called James and The Gays.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
― johnny crunch, Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol that sounds horrid
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 23 August 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
OMG you guys
― /\ /\ Delete post (admrl), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
Dead to me.
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/55657401
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh hello
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/12/17/consider-this-james-franco-on-the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower/
And Ezra Miller, well he makes me want to be gay, his character is so full of vitality.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
i like how in the freaks & geeks reunion article in vanity fair judd apatow talks about when they cast him as desario, they did so because they thought his mouth was too big for his face, he looked "off" and weird, etc. then all the women around them started talking about how gorgeous he was and they thought they were nuts cause they couldnt see it
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
interior. leather bar. looks like it might be really good
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
oh God, put out or shut up, Franco.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
ezra miller is crushworthy
wait he's only 20 nvm but what a lovely man he will one day grow to be
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
EM has an all-time jawline, but he needs to grow out of using it to maximize his scuzzball cachet.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Equine men act foalishly.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
ugh yeah beatnik thing is nagl on him
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
maybe it will grow on you
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
like moffe growing vpon the skull of a man
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nb5sZPl-dE
"James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin."
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFu61oFi_6Y
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
James Franco in wackface:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouVDDB-Oo90
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
James Franco declares himself the mayor of Gay Town
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
jesus christ
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
brilliant?
― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
its awful, surprise
― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
hay i got wasted & painted some tshirts also welcome to gay town yr welcome love james franco
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
"James Franco: a West LA creative writing major and aspiring film-maker type who is always four months away from finding out about WFMU."
― Cunga, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 06:32 (eleven years ago) link
Promotional stills for Franco's adaptation of As I Lay Dying are making the rounds
― Drugs A. Money, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
here's the link:
http://screenrant.com/as-i-lay-dying-movie-images-photos-james-franco/
blurb references the Great Plopsby, and intimates Franco's possible plan to adapt Blood Meridian
― Drugs A. Money, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Na976y1.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Strut, pout, put it out, that's what you want from Faulkner.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
irl lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
Watched a good block if a freaks and geeks marathon yesterday. Unfortunately the chill beauty of JF was interrupted every commercial breaking by mark Maron simulating sex while giving a thumbs up to the camera. Total Franco buzzkill
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
http://laist.com/2013/05/30/james_franco_mural.php
― polyphonic, Thursday, 30 May 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
someone needs to spot this guy in the open and hit him with a couple tranq darts
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
and have his way with the deadweight
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
ew man
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
ew yourself
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
"and have his way with the deadweight"
That is a bit harsh, he is at least half as charismatic as Warren Beatty.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
The actors in James Franco’s brilliant debut novel include a McDonald’s drive-thru operator who spends his shift trying on accents; an ex-child star recalling a massive beachside bacchanal; hospital volunteers and Midwestern transplants; a vampire flick starlet who discovers a cryptic book written by a famous actor gone AWOL; and the ghost of River Phoenix. Then there’s Franco himself, who prowls backstage, peering out between the lines—before taking the stage with fascinating meditations on his art, along with nightmarish tales of excess. “Hollywood has always been a private club,” he writes. “I open the gates. I say welcome. I say, Look inside.” Told in a dizzying array of styles—from lyric essays and disarming testimonials to hilariously rambling text messages and ghostly footnotes—and loosely modeled on Alcoholics Anonymous’ Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions, Actors Anonymous is an intense, wild ride into the dark heart of celebrity.
― waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
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i don't like james franco's writing and filmmaking from what i have read and seen -- the obama poem and the hart crane film. however, i feel the deck is sort of stacked against him because of his celebrity. if this novel -- which seems to be vaguely experimental -- were really good, how many people would want to admit that? the idea of james franco, of pineapple express fame, writing a book that involves the ghost of river phoenix is just taken, immediately, to be ridiculous, but if bret easton ellis did that i'd imagine people would have more time for it.
i guess there are worse people to be than james franco, but being james franco is not without its disadvantages.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
i understand that james franco's celebrity is a big part of the reason his book was able to find a publisher and receive promotion in the first place but still...
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/A-California-Childhood-James-Franco/dp/1608872025/ref=pd_sim_b_1
In A California Childhood he plays with the concept of memoir through personal snapshots, sketches, paintings, poems, and stories. “I was born in 1978 at Stanford Hospital and spent my first eighteen years in a single house at the end of a cul-de-sac in Palo Alto,” Franco writes in his introduction. Steve Jobs’s daughter and the grandson of one of the Hewlett-Packard founders may have both been in his graduating class, but just across the freeway from his home turf lay East Palo Alto, which in 1992 had the highest murder rate per capita in the country. For Franco, the terrain of his upbringing is fraught with the complication of a city divided. But within that diversity, universal aspects of adolescence rise to the surface, and those are the subjects at the heart of Franco’s work.
Ultimately this is a portrait of a childhood brightened by California sunshine, but with trouble awaiting in the shadows. At turns funny, dark, and emotional, the journey of this book delivers an undeniable immediacy. And at the end the reader is left wondering just where the line of Franco’s art ends and where his true life begins.
― waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
if this novel -- which seems to be vaguely experimental
?!?!?!!?!!!
i was just referring to the fact that, from what i gleaned from skimming your posts, it involves river phoenix's ghosts, so i imagined it was some magical realist type thing that incorporated pop culture elements in a way that would read as "gimmicky" to most readers of realist or genre fiction.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Ghosts don't seem gimmicky, experimental, or magical realist to me, but OK.
― waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
We're watching freaks and geeks atm and james franco and his lips
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
xp it's told in a "dizzying array of styles."
vaguely experimental does not equal good or even truly experimental. it means that it is fucking around with form and self-consciously deciding to avoid certain conventions, perhaps in order to be taken more seriously by certain kinds of critics. (james franco has an MFA).
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
it's like basically a genre tag, not a compliment. i was saying that since he is james franco the more "out there" elements of his books, any kind of imaginative anything that he does, like making river phoenix's ghost a character, is more likely to be mocked.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
― Treeship, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 5:39 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark
if it's good, it'll find an appreciative audience. getting your vanity projects financed & published on a whim is something a lot of people would kill for so there's no reason on earth to feel bad for him - i dont think even franco cares if people like his shit
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
(james franco has an MFA)
― waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I think if it's good (it doesn't sound good) than yeah good for him but it sounds hideous.
― waterface, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
"vaguely experimental" describes the James Franco Project.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 23, 2013 5:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the only really important update to this thread in years
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link
so many francophiles on this thread
― Treeship, Monday, 5 August 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
hes beautiful/great in freaks and geeks and essentially my male ideal in pineapple express, but that is the frozen limit imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
^tbomb
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
roxy otm
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
i thought this would be a discussion about lovelace.
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 4:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
all ends with beginnings?
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
amazing to think that a progeny of the hewlett-packard dynasty could live in a town only separated from another town by a highway
― szarkasm (schlump), Friday, 9 August 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
how much material is going to be "JF is a closet case" vs "JF is a pretentious art-star douchebag"?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/13/comedy-central-roast-of-james-franco-bill-hader-jonah-hill_n_3749429.html
Is there a catchy name for the Apatow clique yet? The Poo Crew?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
I think they're called the Apolytes
― Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
the once were cuties
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
i feel like he is the type of person to get mad at his roast
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
saw Aziz, Sarah Silverman and Jeff Ross all trying out their material for this last night
missed Nick Kroll doing his by half an hour
― a solitary sext (sic), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
hes got a reality show coming out
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
Franco will executive produce and star in ten hour-long episodes of James Franco Presents, where "he’ll explore his many personal artistic pursuits and passions."
i hope episode 10 is chris burden shooting him execution-style
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
"Ansari" is what that guy should say to the audience after his sets
*rimshot*
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
congratulations, you have the exact sense of humour as Jeff Ross
"After that set, he should change his name to Aziz I'msorry!"
(nb: they were at different clubs last night, Ross had not seen Aziz's material, so you rly are on even par)
― a solitary sext (sic), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
lol am0n
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
morbius's is a more elegant joke tbh
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
i love morbs' dedication to following the franco story
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 23 August 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
I saw the trailer for As I Lay Dying -- it looks like a Funny or Die sketch, or Drunk History.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/james-francos-friends-and-roasters-agree-that-he-is-ve-1244538503
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
Andy Samberg was hilarious in this
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
"roasting so hard right now"
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
CC always puts the uncensored version online, yes?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
i guess? they also air th uncensored version late at nite in the weeks after
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
(james franco has an MFA).
― waterface, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
"where did you guys get all your Indian jokes from, 1995? there are more Indians starring in sitcoms then there are working at 7-11's"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
“So many gay jokes tonight about Franco. Apparently if you’re clean, well-dressed and mildly cultured, you’re super-gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.”
(or you know, if you play Hart Crane, Allen Ginsberg and Harvey Milk's bf in a short period of time, make a film about the lost [sic] Cruising fisting footage and another one composed of River Phoenix outtakes, and are constantly making pronouncements about all the gay guys you love, people are going to make gay jokes.)
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
Also, if you're gay and in the closet, that too will bring the joeks.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
I didn't know Andy Samberg was so funny, whoa
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
channelling Norm MacDonald there, doing a good job
dvr'd it, gonna watch tonight
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
Likewise, though I'd be a bit more pumped for this had the lineup included more actual comedians and less Apatow regulars.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link
agreed samberg was killing it
it seems like itd kinda be hard to legitimately roast franco in a way that would suit a comedy central audience though? idk, like ripping on him for being a shitty poet or whatever isnt really gonna bring the mainstream lols. caveat: i have not seen the whole roast
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
Samberg bit up there is um, conceptual, if that's what makes yer sides ache.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link
didn't love it
roasting > meta-roasting imo
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
i agree that its not in the spirit of a roast but this partic roast was so off base and un-roast-y that it worked for me as a send up of the whole exercise
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
I did like "Is there a barista in here, cause this roast just got DARK"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
can i just: franco's labored rape joke
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link
these comedy central roasts are so labored and terrible that sambergs bit works really well imo
― max, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link
i don't even like Norm MacDonald, but his 'ironic bombing' was better a few years ago.
The Chevy Chase & Shatner roasts were funny!
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
here's the mcdonald bit. without the video of him reading off cards its not quite as excellent tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmNO6BPlAs
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link
macdonald even.
"Cool it with the homophobia, people, it's 2005!" A+
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
Sarah Silverman ("I've been a supporter of Aziz Ansari for years...and for only the price of one cup of coffee per day") and Natasha Leggero ("Jonah Hill was born and raised in Hollywood, and you can tell – he's a name-dropper with big tits and an eating disorder") fared the best, I thought. Aziz Ansari's point about the presence of Indians on TV was spot on, but he's just not very funny. And fuck Andy Samberg.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
all false
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
I have tried to watch a few roasts over the years but I always end up watching quietly for 20 min & then changing the channel
i actually laughed most of the way through this one, so idk if it was great or roasts are generally boiled anus & the bar is super low
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
bill hader cracked me up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
Hader was pretty funny, yes. A much better "conceptual" bit than the one by his asshole ex-castmate.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link
ya i thought hader was great; this was overall p good, much better than most roasts
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link
that Norm clip isn't nearly as good without actual video. both that and Samberg's have to be taken in context, they're a lot funnier when they come after 6-7 dudes just trying to be as mean and vulgar as possible. I thought Samberg's was funny because his jokes pretty much all wound up making fun of himself, IMO a bit different than what Norm did
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
conceptual isn't the same as high concept
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
Jeff Ross is the fucking worst, why is that guy alive
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
idk, i didn't hate him on the franco roast
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
i feel like he really didnt get a lot of shit
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
he is a higher-up among the Friars, and probably woulda fit right in at that Club in 1949.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
even with the hideous cornrows
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
i thought jonah hills shots at him kinda landed
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
i just glimpsed the cornrows in the Samberg clip and assumed it was just for the occasion?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
oh right
SPRANG BREAAAAK
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah JF's award-worthy performance that had slipped my mind already
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
tbf I haven't seen it yet
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if the other comedians were too scared to go hard at Ross in case he gave them the Jonah Hill treatment. Which would have made it better, I think.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
Jeff Ross is a clown but at least he can tell a joke. I dunno for me these roasts only work when they're truly merciless, and these guys aren't cut out for it, they kept apologizing and giggling. Sarah Silverman and was pretty funny, and Natasha Leggero's dick in a box joke re: Lorne Michaels's open-casket funeral was pretty ace. But I would take eight Gilbert Gottfried's over the rest of the panel.
Also was nobody weirded out by Franco's "sign off"? Ugh.
― Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Dunno if this was intended as a compliment, a diss or just an observation, but yes. Jonah Hill used it as a slam against him that Ross is probably only suited to do just this one thing, but I always like his appearances on these things. His joke about Franco at the Oscars being "a worse host than the AIDS monkey" was one of the evening's best.
Agreed, though, that this needed Gilbert Gottfried. But that's true of every roast.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
no, Ross makes my skin crawl sometimes, but his approach is much more in keeping with the trad Friars Club roasts, where this format originated.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
he's v creepy
but good at roast-jokes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
agreed that every roast needs Gilbert Gottfried
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
I dunno Jeff Ross just looks like a dude who freebases coke at the Playboy Mansion and then breaks down in tears after paying $500 for a blowjob
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a joke Jeff Ross would make at a roast
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
xpost well yeah I don't think anyone's saying he's a great looking dude or uncreepy
but he's acceptably good at his one comedy job ie roasting ppl so
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
his title is Roastmaster General
now i want to eat roast beef
― brownie, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
roasts are seriously the worst shit ever, every time
I love that norm mcdonald thing tho. My friend made me watch the bob saget roast but he didn't tell me why and I sat through like an hour of "bob saget more like bob FAGET lol also he is a paedophile no seriously love ya man" and I was like why the hell are you making me watch this bullshit, and then the mcdonald thing happened and I seriously lost my shit
context prob helped for sure
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
seriously
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Ylt0zS1CI
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
yeah I should add I've only ever seen comedy central and (britisher) channel 4 contributions to the genre
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
this made me laugh.
samberg was great.
― goole, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
i like how noone was laughing at samberg at first except hader who was almost on the floor dying
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4VsCiEfPpI
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
Hey guys, where does James Franco store his enormous collection of newspaper clippings about Paris? In his Franco-file!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
Ha!
― *tera, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
What until you see what saucy spoonsful he has filed under Franco-American.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
where does he keep his Phranc records
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
http://t.co/3V0dMgB9fI
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
OK, let's just do this
https://twitter.com/keithuhlich/status/378223409206808577
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://francovsliterature.tumblr.com/
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bXbz5GP.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
Only just now realized that JF is the evil, bizarro, straight-vague version of NPH.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link
I might take a position on that if I ever watched the Tonys.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
Don't worry. He'll get his shot at the Oscars soon enough.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
as long as we don't see JF in Assassins or Hedwig
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
He needs to play a dad in a movie. Johnny Depp needs to play someone's dad...or grandfather.
― *tera, Monday, 16 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
those sunglasses don't even look good on him
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
lol + otm
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I think he's listening to Bad Company in that photo
― fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
have we discussed his instagram account
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
i said this elsewhere but he looks like he's auditioning for the lead in the al parker biopic there
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
is his instagram real??
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
it is.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/jamesfrancotv
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
This appeared on the Film Society of Lincoln Center blog the same day the to-do over the Faulkner paperback happened:
P.S. The secret hero of this banner year for American cinema has to be James Franco. He co-starred in and supplied the source material for one film on the superb list (Palo Alto), he directed two on the worthwhile list (As I Lay Dying and Child of God), and co-starred in and co-produced a third on the worthwhile list (The Living End). And I’m not mentioning or listing two films he premiered at Sundance back in January that I haven’t seen that some people I respect thought very highly of. When you add on to all this the commercial success he had with that not-horrible Sam Raimi Disney picture, Oz-whatever-it was, 2013 will have to go down, in part, as the year that James Franco became an irrevocable fact of American Cinema’s artistic present and future.
http://www.filmlinc.com/daily/entry/all-is-lost-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-before-midnight-new-york-film-fest
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Who was fake James Franco anyway?
http://bookriotcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/A-Room-with-a-View-featuring-James-Franco.jpg
http://bookriot.com/2013/09/17/lets-put-james-franco-book-covers/?doing_wp_cron=1379446355.5045189857482910156250
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
last pic is the best
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink
Have we learned nothing from Ethan Hawk?
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
thank you for this bizarre instagram
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
He's interviewed in this month's Art Review. He comes across as bright and serious. It's a shame he's such a terrible artist.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
spraaaaang breeeaaaaakkkk
― Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
foreeeevvvvvaaaaaaa
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 13 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/gLkuAky9WC/
jamesfrancotv9 minutes agoAt #lax Some s** tbag shot up the place.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRckgn36lzY
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
Just so tired of it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
what do you do when the thing you're parodying is already camp? when you're jumping a shark that already jumped itself?
queer minstrelsy / bear porn, I guess?
― the tune was space, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
can't stop won't stop
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
― the tune was space, Monday, November 25, 2013 12:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cheap homophobic laughs, obvs
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
i guess that's what you mean by queer minstrelsy tho so nm
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 November 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
are KW records usually this terrible, btw?
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Just 808s and Heartbreaks.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Bromophobia
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
btw Shakey, on gay sites commenters are over the moon about this vid, as long as u have a hot guy and a bear makin' out everyone's happy about cheap laughs.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
oops, meant that as a reply to Hurting
hes got such a weird PTSD 30 yard stare thing going on in his eyes in this, is that just cause hes being kanye or because his soul has actually left his body
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 November 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
cocaine
― Roz, Saturday, 30 November 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
RAP GAME WiLLiAM FALKNER
http://instagram.com/p/iJtu-FS9Ss/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAHHH...
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 December 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
heaven forbid
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 December 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
Nathan Lee:
"Does James Franco suck dick? I mean, does he literally put dicks in his mouth and suck on them? A lot of people could care less, or claim to care less, for various reasons. Because celebrity sex lives are boring. Because James Franco is boring. Because we live in a fabulously enlightened post-gay wonderland (exemplified by James Franco). Because we know people whose dicks have actually been sucked by James Franco. Whatever the case, let's not pretend the question doesn't exert a certain grip on the imagination, among other organs. Our investment in the problem of Famous People Who May Or May Not Be Gay may well be irritating, a kind of stubborn cultural chlamydia, but what's at stake in that investment is real. Franco knows this, and has turned it into a constituent aspect of his celebrity. Thus do we arrive at an even more annoying question: what does it mean that James Franco is playing with the fact that we know that he knows that we want to know whether or not he sucks dick?"
http://www.filmcomment.com/article/review-interior.-leather-bar-james-franco-travis-mathews
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
kinda cool, never knew abt this - http://www.thethingquarterly.com/projects/james-franco.html
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn-s3-1.wanelo.com/product/image/10879109/x200.jpghttp://www.modcloth.com/shop/graphic-tees/to-be-franco-tee
― kinder, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
thought this might be about lohan fuck list
― balls, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
http://imgur.com/a/WvoCx
his text game is subpar
― nauru, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
"Tell me about your lips, George."
http://d3rm69wky8vagu.cloudfront.net/article-photos/large/1.168686.jpg
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link
i unfollowed him on instagram today, pour one out
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link
you've got him beat on the hair lately
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
ilx was better when he posted here
― markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
;-)
― james franco, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link
YES
― markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYIAvZ2Gggg&feature=kp
― james franco, Thursday, 3 April 2014 05:34 (ten years ago) link
heh i almost posted to this thread last nite that wehn i went to unfollow him i noticed that his little IG "about me" contained the sentence: "please do not DM me if you are under 18"
and now this morning...
http://jezebel.com/james-franco-tried-to-pick-up-a-teenage-girl-on-instagr-1557478837
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Feeling disappointed in my man james
― très hip (Treeship), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link
not news, only if a teenage boy
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
you're sick
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link
I demand ilx's james franco explain this state of affairs
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link
found the IG post in question, the comments are reliably toxic
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
I kind of appreciate the wavering in tone between being a creepy old man who knows he shouldn't do this alternating with continued proof that it is him
"But, I'm james franco... I could do this, right?"
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
it's probably a new movie project of his
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
his life is the project
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link
http://cheeseandquackers.tumblr.com/post/81567862160/trillaryclinton-tarynel-thethuglifeishard
http://i.imgur.com/I83AXvO.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 3 April 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0A90vBj.gif
http://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/nyJA10u.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
You sound so dodgy / ByeSend a picture / *immediate picture sending*
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
hey, if it's good enough for you...
― kinder, Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
Doing a play 8 performances a week can make anyone slip.
― That's So (Eazy), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
James Franco and his SLIPS!!!
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/26/chris_hansen.jpg
Why don't you have a seat...
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
when i first starting reading this i got terrified that it was this chick who used to message the fake franco fb page i used to operate
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 April 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link
that would be something
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"my Scottish friends" stuck out to me as an odd turn of phrase
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 April 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
DON: It's a new ballgame out there for celebrities today. Things like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter bring us closer than to more of our fans than ever with all the disadvantages that implies. Mr. Franco is learning a painful lesson in this right now.
GLENN: There has to be standards! I think that the public should hold back passing judgement on James until we find out if the girl in question o.d'd at his mansion and received medical care only after he ordered another chick from Instagram to bone down in her place.
DON: Well, yeah.
― How About A Kiss For Your Cousin Doogie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 April 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
Definitely shifts the conversation away from "Is he gay?".
― That's So (Eazy), Thursday, 3 April 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
shifts it to "is he bi"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link
guilty lol
this is so O_O
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
age of consent in NY is 17
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
oh its cool then, nm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
morbs he stole your bit!
― forum enthusiast (wins), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
bye
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 21, 2013 4:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no. bye.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 4:47 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
maybe we can get you to bring back ... naaaaah
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 2, 2013 7:41 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so we're just listing every debut perf ever now
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 12, 2013 5:15 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― forum enthusiast (wins), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
holy shit, lol
I can also picture Franco hearing the NY age of consent and thinking "I should have said.. wait no, it was a bad... but then again... hmmm"
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
btw he was holding a bong while thinking that
http://news.artnet.com/art-world/is-james-francos-art-career-a-joke-a-critical-appraisal-11107?utm_campaign=artnetnews&utm_source=042214daily&utm_medium=email
sounds about right
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
If you think it's bad, then you don't get it.
If you think it's not funny, then you don't get it.
If you think it's funny, then you really don't get it.
If you take it seriously, then the joke's on you.
If you like it, then the joke's on you, too.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link
i'm sympathetic to that write-up, but the phrase 'middlebrow sort of satisfaction' set off my BS detector. what is 'middlebrow' about having a bit of fun trying to pair up the franco photos with the sherman originals? is 'middlebrow' just being used here as 'beneath me' or possibly 'against my better judgement'?
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
it's not high art or low art, it's just a dumb concept played for cheapness
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
I mean, the wiki definition includes "a forced and ineffective attempt at cultural and intellectual achievement" which is kind of this to a t?
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
but he's not referring to the whole exercise (the whole project) as being middlebrow, he's referring specifically to the task of matching up franco's photos to sherman's.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
i think you could say that the matching game is middlebrow in that, like franco's photos, it references a "high art" source without engaging w/ its content or meaning
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
don't you see, it's a direct rumination on sherman's work. no matter how she appeared, it was cindy sherman. he's surfaced this by being obviously james franco
this doesn't actually make u think
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
i think you could say that the matching game is middlebrow in that, like franco's photos, it references a "high art" source without engaging w/ its content or meaning― 1staethyr, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 1:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 1:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but even if franco's work added fascinating new subtexts to sherman's work blah blah blah, there would still be the basic task of matching photo to photo.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
I WILL NOT BACK DOWN
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
I get it but it smarts a bit because I was one of those teens and twentysomethings that just held Cindy Sherman in extremely high esteem, sacred. Now that I am older in a world of selfies and self-timers are no big deal (all I wanted was a camera with a self-timer when I was a kid)...I don't know to some extent it is almost cute in that his "homage seems to also point to a discovery of Cindy Sherman and it's always cool to see what an artist inspires in those who just discover their work. But I agree, it isn't exactly edifying. Something about it all points more towards a Vanity Fair spread than art. Had it been a Vanity Fair photo shoot I would have thought the photographer was being slightly witty.
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
Who are we, as viewers, to separate a fascinating subtext from a trivial one? And if your answer is the relativist one -- no one, it's subjective -- then where does that leave "judgment"? Nowhere, of course, but then what is art if not crude cultural positioning? What is high culture if not a brand? Only shitty art can answer these quesfions.
― james franco, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
you forgot shitty posting
― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
this is elitist, for sure, but: for a guy in his late thirties, franco seems to be running through inspirations/influences that most smartypants folks encounter in their teens and early twenties. that doesn't mean they are invalid, just that i wonder what franco has been up to for the past 20 years. has he never encountered anything but the literary/art-world/cinematic equivalent of megastars?
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
i really, really wish that was actually james franco
hi james franco
― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
actually never mind. james franco, you stay away.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Pretend you're 16.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
lol yeah james franco is making the kind of work that would've gotten a lukewarm reception in an undergrad crit and it gets shown at pace gallery
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.middlebrow-network.com
― ogmor, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
Who are we, as viewers, to separate a fascinating subtext from a trivial one?
hi, I'm mh, I post on ilx
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
That's what makes it meta. He is a grown man commenting on the work of younger artists who imitate/pay homage to their inspirations via less than inspiring works. It's like a mirror reflecting a mirror reflecting a mirror reflecting James Franco, and if you say his name three times in the dark, he'll appear (in drag) and give you a big smooch.
It is, by the way, a two-way mirror, and he will be filming the encounter for a future installation, titled "Who's the Fairest of Them All?" In it he will appear in blackface.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
I nominate JiC as the next franco
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
I mean, when treeship finally gets tired of his shtick
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
In the future, everyone will be Franco for 15 minutes.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
you can have my 15, too
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link
I didn't want to imply invalid but genuinely interesting to see what artist inspire in others.
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
I'm no smartypants, just older than James Franco. Small town teens in the very late '80s who wanted to "know" were drinking in everything NYC artist put out through means such as Interview magazine and NYT articles and zines....Cindy Sherman wasn't so esoteric.
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
it's not like she fell out of the popular eye. my friend who was in art school circa ~2000 did a cindy sherman homage photography project
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
I'm no smartypants, just older than James Franco. Small town teens in the very late '80s who wanted to "know" were drinking in everything NYC artist put out through means such as Interview magazine and NYT articles and zines....Cindy Sherman wasn't so esoteric.― *tera, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:49 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― *tera, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:49 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my point was precisely that she is the kind of thing folks would find out about pretty quickly. at this point she might be one of the two or three best known american "art" photographers.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
franco seems to be unusually fixated on the stuff he first encountered in/around high school and college. and in a really obvious way, too. "i'm going to make a movie of 'as i lay dying'! i'm going to remake cindy sherman photos, but with _me_ in them!"
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
gotcha
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
of course, it's possible he's just learning about all this stuff in the last few years from his 17-year-old girlfriends.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
If I had the means... I have a whole list of projects that are still dangling from those years.
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
Teehee....
Now I am wondering when will he discover Kenneth Anger?
― *tera, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
i think he has already... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2352488/
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
ha, franco's imdb page reveals that he will. not. be. stopped. -- he's filming yet another faulkner adaptation, "the sound and the fury." because if there's one man who is capable of adapting the unadaptable, it's james franco.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
oh, and he's making a bukowski biopic, too.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/fart/status/458305516309983232
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
I like the Modest Mouse song "Bukowski."
― très hip (Treeship), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
Franco just turned 36, it just seems like he's been plaguing us forever.
it's possible he's just learning about all this stuff in the last few years from his 17-year-old girlfriends.
hi5
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
The Cindy Sherman sub-Shia bullshit Franco's doing now is similar to his movie on Hart Crane. Both times he completely missed the point of his source material. Crane was a lot of things Franco depicted him as -- obscure, self-important, depressed -- but his poetry has a mysterious urgency that makes it compelling even at its most unclear. He really did want to do something important in his work, and poetry was more important to him than being a poet was, if that makes sense. This isn't apparent in Franco's lifeless film at all; 1/2 the time Crane just seems like a bored sophisticate. It's not surprising to me he totally failed to grasp the feminist dimensions of Sherman's work.
― très hip (Treeship), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
is that an ironic hi5 or a sincere one?
― espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:21 (nine years ago) link
oh you
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
He reminds me too much of an "actor" I dated once. He totally misconstrued Meisner and we had a huge, heated argument over Meg Ryan vs Gena Rowlands, not my comparison and blah blah blehk!
― *tera, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link
Okay, I perused this thread today for the first time for all of three minutes.
I've known of Franco and have seen him in stuff for a really, really long time. But one day I woke up and everybody loved him; meaning, every arty and pseudo-intellectual/dilettante I knew or had met loved him. (I thought he was good in Freaks and Geeks. I've never liked soaps, so I never saw him in General Hospital.)
I am honestly curious as to why this is.
No, I don't hate him. No, I don't love him. I am just completely clueless. I've watched stuff he's in, and some of it is kind of cool. But what are some things that have made him so great? Are they his movies? Because if they are, I am missing something, because, yes, I don't get it. Is it because he acts more knowledgeable or cultured than his other Hollywood counterparts? Do I have a misconstrued image of him or what he represents?
My friends and I are into hiking and the outdoors, but the ones who saw 127 Hours didn't sound like he was so amazing; they just thought it was a good story. But because of the vibe I got, I never really bothered to watch it.
― ∞, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link
it was this one weird trick he pulled in spiderman
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
youtube bro
― ∞, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
he's best loved around these parts for letting people know when to step back and gain perspective on the things they're ranting about. he's a responsible ilxor first, an actor second, and a bunch of other things too.
― très hip (Treeship), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
a responsible ilxor? #oxymoron
― ∞, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
i never said he wasn't a moron.
― très hip (Treeship), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
sweet
to really answer your question though, have you seen spring breakers?
― très hip (Treeship), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
nope. is it on netflix?
― ∞, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:20 (nine years ago) link
i'm not sure but you should see spring breakers asap. it's an incredible film.
― très hip (Treeship), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:24 (nine years ago) link
PS No it isn't
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:45 (nine years ago) link
Dodie Kazanjian, a contributing editor at Vogue and Mr. Tomkins’s wife, mentioned Mr. Franco’s send-up of Kanye West’s “Bound 2” music video, in which Mr. Franco plays Yeezy to Seth Rogen’s sultry Kim Kardashian.
“That was hysterical,” said Ms. Sherman of the spoof.
“Maybe,” said Ms. Kazanjian, “he was working his way up.”
ew
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
maybe people have really shitty senses of humor, including franco
― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/23/arts/design/james-franco-new-film-stills-arrives-at-pace-gallery.html?_r=0
― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
Maybe Franco's just so goodlooking its influence just destroyed any talent he had
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2014/04/jerry-saltz-on-james-francos-new-film-stills.html?mid=facebook_vulture
sick takedown
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
I think the Times is much more brutal but I need to look at the NY Mag one again
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 25 April 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
When asked by Gallerist what she made of Franco's act she simply said, “I can only be flattered. I don’t know that I can say it’s art, but I think it’s weirder that Pace would show them than that he would make them.”
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 April 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
Cindy Sherman, perfectly phrased answer
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
By now hundreds of young artists have riffed on the "Film Stills." It's almost required in art schools. I've seen painted versions of them, filmed ones, slideshows, a woman dressed as other famous women artists doing them, and a guy who posed his dogs as Sherman in the film stills. It's a lark meant to slip-stream into art history, comment about feminism or art, and bide time until an artist can actually figure out his or her own work. It's one of the most predictable holding patterns in all of art. I always tell students who do Sherman remakes, "Cool. Get them out of your system, then get back to work, and don't show these to anyone. It's just you masturbating and may mean you're not meant to be an artist."
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link
at this point George W. Bush is actually a better artist than James Franco.
Everyone more or less otm re: Franco. This is all first-year art school stuff, and has not just been done before, but has been done before that and before that and before that.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
smdh http://gawker.com/heres-what-seth-rogen-looks-like-nude-1567246527
fun fact: i used to be roommates w/ the artist he stole from
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
Is market saturation just a completely outdated concept now?
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
http://gawker.com/james-franco-explains-why-he-ripped-off-those-nudes-of-1576202575
http://dlisted.com/2014/05/14/james-franco-knows-and-doesnt-care-that-he-plagiarized-paintings-of-his-naked-brofriend-seth-rogen/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
No stopping him...ha!
― *tera, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
never realised how insufferable this guy is
― ∞, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
the tiny gap between franco and shia labeouf has closed
labeouf seems like a genuinely confused kid (who happens to probably be an asshole)
franco seems confused, but mostly just cynical and smarmy
― espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/18/jamnes-franco-gif-11.gif
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
also no longer hot
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
this fucken guy
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
so over his boring cute face now
NEXT
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
OTM!
― *tera, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
and..." also no longer hot" is right.
― *tera, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link
Pot's a helluva drug.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link
http://jamesfrancowithdicks.tumblr.com/
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 July 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
nope
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 11 July 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
i get the idea he genuinely thinks he is better than everyone else
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
ages ago i noticed this crazy kid on franco's instagram (before i stopped followinh him bcz ughhhhh)
kid lposts up at every signing/art show/reading/performance/morning walk & gets photos with him ALL the time & makes paintings of him (also does the same for lady gaga & reality tv show randoms)
lhe legit camped outside the theater to see franco in mice & men
total ny artschool kid, gets around in giant platform boots & leggings & capes & shit
there must be thousands of them around the country by now & it's like WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ANYMORE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw
― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
boogaloo dudes carry the news
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 12 July 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/north-korea-files-complaint-to-un-over-seth-rogen-and-james-francos-kim-jongun-assassination-movie-9596605.html
― heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Saturday, 12 July 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link
So James Franco has a band that have made an album about The Smiths. Andy Rourke plays on it and they've put out a video for a song called This Charming Man that is not a cover version.
http://www.vice.com/read/watch-the-meta-music-video-by-james-francos-band-daddy-455
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 13 November 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link
gtfo
― kinder, Thursday, 13 November 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link
It is pretty bad.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 13 November 2014 12:23 (nine years ago) link
Oh, I just posted about this in the Smiths thread: The Miracle of the Smiths
― ∞, Friday, 14 November 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
NYC premiere of The Interview cancelled due to terror threats
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link
Suddenly scared for what might happen to James Franco's lips.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
i'm not pulling your chain, chains are pulling the movie
http://deadline.com/2014/12/sony-theater-owners-pull-the-interview-terror-threats-1201327612/
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
Lips that touch James Franco's will be sure to touch mine.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
with mild green Fairy liquid
― kinder, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
how fkng stupid are these people to even make this movie?
― Nancy Whank (jed_), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
what has changed that this is happening to this movie when it didn't happen to Team America?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
authoritarians and their minions less threatened by puppets
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
They're totally intimidated by potheads tho.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
is it just a technology thing - internet being more vulnerable/widespread than it was in 2004?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
wait was there any substance to the claims that the Sony leaks were bc of this movie?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
so Sony is basically just gonna eat the cost of this movie as a loss
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
seems weird that anyone seriously believes N. Korea could pull off a terrorist attack on N. American soil but what do I know
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
the worst part is that james franco gets some satisfaction out of all of this
what an idiot
― ∞, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
Don't you guys realize, this is all part of his latest performance piece.
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
seth rogen equally stupid, though
― ∞, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, December 17, 2014 8:38 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya man, like it's art u kno. if ur racist, sexist or homophobe just get outta here. man. gonna go back to listnen to smiths like i always did when i was a kid. it's hard being so pretty and unloveable
― ∞, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
he has also gotten a feature he made with his NYU students released
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-color-of-time
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
I still like these guys, although I didn't have high hopes for this in particular. This is the End would be hard to top.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
no. you guys are all wrong.
the funniest thing james franco ever did was mangling with one of his books' reviews on amazon so it appeared that it had 4 stars, when it actually only had 2.
before anyone went public on it, it got fixed though
― ∞, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
will this become our generation's very own The Day the Clown Cried
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
this movie looks dumb but james franco was funny on snl.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
so is it just individual theater-chains refusing to show the film or the studio cancelling it outright? this --
PzFeed Top News @PzFeed -- SONY CANCELS "THE INTERVIEW" RELEASE - REUTERS
makes it seem like the latter.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
this is a bad way to make sure that nobody sees the movie
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
this is karmic retribution for casting seth rogan and danny mcbride in "the sound and the fury"
― pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
so is it just individual theater-chains refusing to show the film or the studio cancelling it outright?
seems like the former prompted the latter
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
doesnt most of their demo watch the movies at home w/ the pipe?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
there's a giant billboard for this movie right in the middle of koreatown in L.A. on wilshire blvd.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
had no idea there was a sitewide megacrush on james franco going on ca. 2009
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
amanda palmer won the ILM poll in 2009 too
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, December 17, 2014 10:12 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkso what does this mean?
― ∞, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
lmao tough day for these guys
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/545339504803196928https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/545346735510257664
― goole, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wired.com/2014/12/north-korea-did-not-hack-sony-probs/
― goole, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
so the implication here is that the NK gov't hacked Sony in order to stop the release of this movie, and succeeded?
that scenario seems so unlikely and yet
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
lol xp
I kinda can't believe the NK gov't could hack their way out of a paper bag with a butter knife
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
why not use a sharper knife in that visual?
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
man all it takes is some sketchy theories about communists on the internet to get conservatives to treat a dogshit buddy comedy as a patriot cause celeb, and to treat degenerate hollywood as the USS Maine
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2014/12/17/this-is-cyberwar-not-tabloid-fodder/
The hackers behind the Sony attack have invoked comparisons to 9/11. They are right in at least one respect. Look where they attacked: The American film industry carries as much symbolic weight as did the World Trade Center. Culturally, perhaps more so. Hollywood movies are a monolithic U.S. export that have served to plant American notions of freedom and unbridled possibility in the minds of untold millions. From now on, filmmakers will think twice before crossing the next paranoid despot. That’s tragic.
― goole, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link
I bet George Washington would totally go see "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb".
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link
It sounds like the government knows exactly who did what for whom, and is just trying to figure out the right way to explain how they know that.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
the interview-truthers.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
can everyone in this country just get fucked immediately please
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/545343730061152256
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
Every American is a pot-loving, white, Canadian Jew.
(As with all of our 'celebrities', America, you can have this one, as well)
― ∞, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
The officials told NBC News the hacking attack originated outside North Korea, but they believe the individuals behind it were acting on orders from the North Koreans.
"We have found linkage to the North Korean government," according to a U.S. government source.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-behind-sony-hack-u-s-officials-n270451
oh you don't say
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link
holy shit if this is true, this is absolutely amazing
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link
why would anyone outside of north korea take orders from north koreans. besides dennis rodman.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
I mean do the NK regime honestly have sympathizers, that just seems nuts
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
"orders" could mean "$$$"
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
huh
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
NK has $$$? really?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
Enough to pay hackers
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
I don't see how NK paying lulzec types to do this is any less hard to believe that NK doing it, or "ordering" someone to do it
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
I find all those scenarios hard to believe
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
you say NK sympathizer, i say bored hacker who thinks sony's a joke, tomato, tomahto
all the government reporting is "linkage"
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link
This is a hella lot of free publicity and notoriety, the movie's value must be skyrocketing because of it's outlaw status. Maybe this is all just a brilliant viral marketing campaign.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
i think that theory was crushed by the 9/11 references
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
the thing is NK making sabre-rattling terrorist threats would not give any pause for even a second, the only reason this is garnering the paranoid response it has is because of the anonymity of the threat source
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link
give anyone
that should say
looking forward to the next movie campaign from the rogen/franco crowd. 'from the guys who almost brought you world war III'
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link
wonder if there was any pressure on sony from the gov't not to poke the NK bear in the wake of realizing who was behind it?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link
it's unclear who's slapping these communiques atop the files and it's not even certain they're all from the same source. if these files are out there anyone could take a few and type some gibberish atop it. but i can't blame movie theaters for not wanting call any bluffs over this in terms of liability.
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link
Sony should just immediately leak the movie online
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
Has this been posted already?
― ∞, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
considering whoever has these files sends them to writers for mashable, i'm guessing this aspect isn't being run by NK
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link
omg the 'free speech' arguments on FB for the Apatow bros
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
"first we will reveal wacky e-mails to gawker...then, if that fails, the ground war."
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link
I sorta wish whoever is behind this hack finds a way to stop the studios from releasing even more movies each year.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link
Michael Moore asked as much
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link
Judd Apatow @JuddApatow · 5h 5 hours agoThis only guarantees that this movie will be seen by more people on Earth than it would have before. Legally or illegally all will see it.
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link
i like the dramatic redundancy of "on Earth"
FIGHT THE POWERSEE THIS SHITTY MOVIE
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
the interview sparks La Révolution surréaliste
― Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
Good job Korea, giving Franco even more self importance was indeed something that would rile everyone up.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
Legally or illegally all will see it.
chilling
― Number None, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
didn't hear it from me, but this is all viral advertising for another movie, in which the US government, under pressure, extradites James Franco to north korea
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
the quote in the NYT from the nameless government official is that NK was "centrally involved"
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
even if they tear out my eyes!
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link
i will cradle a laptop that's playing it in my arms as I bleed out!
apparently the other rumor is that it's a digruntled Sony IT guy who was fired
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
from the article
It is rare for the United States to publicly accuse countries suspected of involvement in cyberintrusions or attacks. The administration never publicly said who attacked White House and State Department computers over the past two months, or JPMorgan Chase’s systems last summer. Russia is suspected in the first two cases, but there is conflicting evidence on JPMorgan.
But in this case, there is a long forensic trail. The attackers used readily available commercial tools to wipe data off Sony’s machines. They also borrowed tools and techniques that had been used in at least two previous attacks, one in Saudi Arabia two years ago — widely attributable to Iran — and another last year in South Korea, aimed at banks and media companies.
The attacks at Sony were routed from command and control centers across the world, including a convention center in Singapore and a computer at Thammasat University in Thailand. But one of those command and control servers, a computer in Bolivia, had been used before, in a limited set of cyberattacks on South Korean targets two years ago. That suggests, but does not prove that that the same group or individuals may have been behind both attacks.
The Sony malware also shared remarkable similarities with the malware used in the destructive attacks on South Korean banks and broadcasters last year. Those attacks, which also destroyed data belonging to their victims, are believed to be the work of a cybercriminal gang known as Dark Seoul. Some experts say they cannot rule out the possibility that the Sony attack was the work of a Dark Seoul copycat.
The Sony attack also borrowed a wiping tool from an attack two years ago at Saudi Aramco, where hackers wiped out data off 30,000 Aramco computers, replacing it with an image of a burning American flag.
Security experts were never able to track down the hackers behind the attacks at Saudi Aramco, though United States officials have long said they believe the attacks emanated from Iran, using tools that are now on the black market.
In each attack, experts were never able to confirm the initial entry point. At Sony, forensics investigators are looking into the possibility that the attackers may have had some inside help. Embedded in the malicious code were the names of Sony servers and administrative credentials that allowed the malware to spread across Sony’s network.
“It’s clear that they already had access to Sony’s network before the attack,” said Jaime Blasco, a security researcher at AlienVault.
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
fuck's sake that's the exact same reporting as in the wired article, but *that* says "this means NK prob didn't do it"
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/18/world/asia/us-links-north-korea-to-sony-hacking.html
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:53 (nine years ago) link
damn you NK, an attack on Franco is an attack on all of america!
― akm, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
Just tell me who to invade.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
Clearly Rogan and Franco should make a movie in which they play a pair of Hollywood stars (maybe as themselves?) who get recruited by North Korea to hack into Sony. They assemble a ragtag band of misfits - Hill, McBride, Baruchel, et al. - who get flown to NK and treated like royalty, all while desperately clinging to the ruse (under penalty of death) that they are also expert hackers. Their solution at the end is to convince a studio (Sony?) to make an intentionally shitty movie about Franco and Rogan assassinating Dear Leader, and then Sony has to cancel its release after getting "hacked" and threatened by North Korea. Rogan and Franco are hailed by heroes by North Korea and sent home. Dennis Rodman cameos.
NK won't know what hit them. It'll be a meta rope-a-dope.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:36 (nine years ago) link
Would watch
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
great now I guess I'll be seeing Selma on Christmas Day #thanksobama
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri plays himself in this
― Number None, Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:49 (nine years ago) link
come friendly bombs and fall on guy fieri
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 December 2014 10:48 (nine years ago) link
there's a fully functional McDonald's on Guy Fieri that is not open to the public
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
This is the End managed to have a religious plot where the Fundamnetalists were pretty much right about the rapture and Heaven and all. So maybe this one should've been from N. Korea's worldview.
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
except that in This is the End to get to heaven you just had to be a decent person, as opposed to confessing your sins/accepting christ as your savior. Jesus is never mentioned. Oddly the fact that Rogen and Baruchel are both Jewish is also never mentioned.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
Richard Brody (SPOILERS):
"That climactic scene is the one that was at the center of controversy between the film's directors and its producers at Sony. The shell that's launched from the tank flies toward Kim's helicopter in super-slow motion. When the shell strikes, the helicopter bursts into flames (again, in slow motion). Then there's a cut to Kim, whose countdown is about to reach zero. What results is a moment of grotesque comedy that shocked me with its gory audacity: the wave of heat and shock makes Kim's face waver—then his hair, eyebrows, and even skin begin to catch fire. Apparently, Rogen and Goldberg had gone further: the New York Times reports that Kazuo Hirai, Sony's C.E.O., 'insisted over the summer that a scene in which Mr. Kim's head explodes when hit by a tank shell be toned down to remove images of flaming hair and chunks of skull.' In the cut that I saw, at a press screening last week, there was a little bit of flaming hair and even flaming flesh—but no chunks of skull or other mutilations."
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/interview-handles-assassination-kim-jong-un
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
i don't see why this was considered provocative by north-korea?
― Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm mystified that NK had the competence/resources to successfully pull this off, it's crazy
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, December 17, 2014 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
With "The Interview" as a DVD extra, natch
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Carrell NK movie also cancelled now
I wonder how gleeful Hitler would've been if he'd been able to stop To Be or Not to Be (not that either of these movies were gonna be as good but still)
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
or if Sadaam could've stopped Naked Gun
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
well hitler at least could content himself with other victories, for a while
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
"we'll always have Poland"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
or if the mob, the CIA, the Pentagon and the Mafia could've stopped JFK
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
lil bit of redundancy there -- I meant "the mob of queers who hung with Clay Shaw"
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
So we can't even mention North Korea in a movie now?
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
On the contrary, I just heard they gave the green light to Dennis Rodman's remake of Lost Horizon with NK as a stand-in for Shangri-La.
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
If Bush could've stopped Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay...
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link
Carell starring in a paranoid spy thriller sounds like a great idea, though.
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
first they came for james franco, and i did nothing
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
what is the likelihood of this kind of thing happening more often
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
56%
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House says evidence shows the hack against Sony Pictures was carried out by a "sophisticated actor" with "malicious intent."
https://33.media.tumblr.com/c94fd49646ddaf1e0d03ee889a6d5da0/tumblr_mzd8g0mIHY1qft49to1_500.gif
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
Not crazy. If the NK military/science establishment can build nuclear weapons and fairly advanced missiles, they can master the intricacies of hacking Sony.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
it's my understanding that their nuclear/missile capability was more or less handed to them by external actors though. I suppose the same could have happened here.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
China does not want a unified Korean peninsula, so that's a reasonable conjecture.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
this is fucked up
reporting on the WH presser today about the hack says they "declined to blame" (or some such phrase) NK for the attack
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
unwillingness to jeopardize ongoing investigations etc
how much more jeopardizeable can they be
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
more skepticism
http://mashable.com/2014/12/18/nortk-korea-sony-hackers-redux/
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
meanwhile this reuters journalist gets very sloppy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/18/us-response-sony-hack_n_6349066.html
Hackers who said they were incensed by a film on the fictional assassination of North Korea's leader attacked Sony Corp last month, leaking documents that drew global headlines and distributing unreleased films on the Internet. It appeared to be an unprecedented victory for Pyongyang and its abilities to wage cyber warfare.
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
sorry to get all media critic in your franco thread
only allowed if you post requisite number of hot Franco mouth posts
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
the hack says they "declined to blame"
i read "the hack" as the press secretary
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/25/7281097/sony-pictures-hackers-say-they-want-equality-worked-with-staff-to-break-in
The hackers who took down Sony Pictures' computer systems yesterday say that they are working for "equality" and suggest that their attack was assisted or carried out by Sony employees. In an email responding to inquiries from The Verge, a person identifying as one of the hackers writes, "We Want equality [sic]. Sony doesn't. It's an upward battle." The hackers' goals remain unclear, but they used the attack yesterday to specifically call out Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Lynton, referring to him as a "criminal" in a tweet.
The hackers claim to have taken sensitive internal data from Sony. In an email from an address associated with the hack, a hacker who identified as "lena" was vague about how the attack was carried out. "Sony doesn't lock their doors, physically, so we worked with other staff with similar interests to get in," lena writes. "Im sorry I can't say more, safety for our team is important [sic]." The email address in question is an open account, which allows anyone to send mail from it without entering a password. That means it's possible the message was sent by someone with no relation to the attack itself. Still, because the address was included in the initial .zip file and lena identified as part of the group behind the attack, the message raises real questions about the political motives behind Sony's recent troubles. The account has also sent similar messages to other outlets, suggesting a consistent voice.
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
haven't tons of large companies/organizations/governments been hacked by lone skilled teenagers and groups of anonymous message board assholes by now? it doesn't seem like an incredibly precious and rare accomplishment anymore, just a question of whether someone who can do it has the motivation to go after a particular target.
― christmas with the canks (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
i don't get why public sentiment on who was behind the hacks suddenly reversed course the second television reporters had anonymous "U.S. intelligence sources" saying that it's "believed to be" north korea
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
an extremely untrustworthy group of people
wait, reversed course from what to what? seems like NK has been the consensus culprit all along
― goole, Thursday, 18 December 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
idk from what i could tell there was a growing consensus of "it was probably not north korea" with the wired article being the crest of that wave
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 December 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
...the hack against Sony Pictures was carried out by a "sophisticated actor"...
...a hacker who identified as "lena"...
and we know the hacker's are in contact with entertainment news websites...
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
is there no end to her crimes
― Number None, Thursday, 18 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
i support sony's decision to cancel the movie. didn't it already almost fuck up some diplomatic negotiation with japan involving the return of political prisoners?
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Hackers connected to the Sony break in released a new statement on Thursday morning: ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM
cryptic..
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
guys I just loaded the D.I. Go Pop CD into my discman and pressed play and "never gonna give you up" started playing??
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
Not That Kind of Jihad
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
He's Just Not That Into Jihad
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
@DennisThePerrin When they came for Seth Rogen, I said nothing for I'm not Seth Rogen. When they came for Larry The Cable Guy, I said "He lives over there."
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link
so dennis perrin is larry the cable guy?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 19 December 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
it's official:http://www.sfgate.com/business/technology/article/FBI-conclusively-links-North-Korea-to-Sony-hack-5968501.php
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
Clooney otm imo
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
from the guys that brought you the link between iraq and al qaeda comes the link between north korea and hackers who give channing tatum's e-mails to mashable
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
FBI did not link iraq to al qaeda but thx for playing
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
haha sorry if i'm being too macro
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
Obama slams Sony for "making a mistake"
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
obv i have no more of a clue than anybody but if this is the biggest smoking gun
the FBI discovered that computer Internet addresses known to be operated by North Korea were communicating directly with other computers used to deploy and control the hacking tools and collect the stolen Sony files.
there's still a lot of grey area
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
the smoking gun is the american govt being like "believe us this is what happened" which.... do you, i guess, if you wanna believe it
― J0rdan S., Friday, 19 December 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link
which isn't to say it's not what happened but, you know
unlike all the Iraq bullshit, I'm not really sure what ulterior motive the Obama administration would have for blaming NK for this
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
I wish I had not started this discussion in the Franco LIPS thread but i did not foresee presidential press conferences
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
the government is saying there is a "link" to nk. that they are responsible for the malware. if you want to extrapolate from that that kim jong-il was so mad about The Interview that he ordered a brazen cyberattack where they took terabytes of a multinational company's most precious information and used it to LET BLOGS KNOW THAT SCOTT RUDIN IS A DICK, fine. A wacky Pearl Harbor from the wackiest despot.
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
this is actually a sequel to 1941
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
I doubt this hack becomes a serious issue if sony didnt have comically shitty security
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
comically shitty security that was already attacked by the kind of goofy ass hackers that would e-mail buzzfeed and write crazy shit in faux-broken english in the past. but now the idea is that north korea's plan was to steal all the best shit, embarrass some celebrities, threaten domestic terrorism if the movie isn't pulled, and then say "thank you, watch yourself" when it is. ok.
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
as for why the government would prefer to put the attention on a sanctioned foreign state (who may well have paid for the hackers pizzas), history and hollywood itself have provided plenty of examples of it
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
and while i'm being all wag the dog, let's just note that before peace with cuba and a stand-off with north korea the hot topic was massive public protests of domestic policy
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:35 (27 minutes ago) Permalink
cmon this is the best thing about ilx
― goole, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
miscategorizations and tangents huh
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
LIPS
― Eric H., Friday, 19 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qII6nY28D4E
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
Where's that "phrases you hate" thread?
"IT'S OFFICIAL". Ugh.
I guess I'll put on my tin foil hat and sound like a crazed loon.
Of course the US wins in making this a North Korea issue.
----
GOOD MORNING, AMERICA, do you want crazy Asian man stealing from the beautiful, true all-American symbol that is Hollywood? They are now trying to smear the best of the best that this glorious country has to offer: Celebrities and Hollywood; true representations of what makes this blessed country unique!
For the sake of the American people, with safety and security comes a little less freedom. I know whatchoor thinkin. Ex president George Duh-bull-you Bush. But let me assure you we take all threats seriously, because each and every life is invaluable.
What people in the West don't realise is that China is talking about the next big war, and it's with Japan. China still allies itself with North Korea. Yes, all of this is conjecturing, but it's still a little scary. And I can picture the Obama administration rubbing their hands together with a sinister grin thinking, "Perfect." Repercussions, yo.
tl;dr: There are incentives to falsely placing the blame on North Korea. Gaining public support for their devious acts is what America is now known for. But whatevz
― ∞, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
how much did you guys pay for those tinfoil hats?
simplest explanation usually the correct one occam's razor etc
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link
idk i feel like this is a good case for exposing the lie of occam's razor as a normalizing force, kind of delillo irl. the simplest explanation is what will have happened, truth is a production when the action is spread across so many players, the driving forces are totally symbolic and a-rational, etc. the fact that franco is involved is either .. interesting or exasperating depending on your pov i guess.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
i think it's using the word definition of "simple" to accept "kim jong-il, he crazy" as an explanation for everything that happened
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
woops, meant the wrong definition
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
I think reconciling the goals of hackers with N Korea is kinda more difficult to accept
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
all i'm saying is that "the us said north korea did it, that's what happened" ignores what exactly the us saying saying north korea did, and what was done. to respond with "yeah, well, occam's razor" isn't exactly a comeback.
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Friday, December 19, 2014 8:57 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we got 'em wholesale. good quality, though. they say "made in usa" :)
― ∞, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
I wonder how the world would react if NK stopped with the nukes and sabre rattling and whatnot and simply acted like a huge asshole all the time. The Troll Kingdom.
Kim's dad was big into movies. Maybe this is Jr. making a statement.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
i don't think "hey this isn't the first time hackers have done this" and "hey this isn't the first time our government has been quick to point the finger at a convenient foreign target" are particularly tin-foil obsverations
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
well it would be the first time that non-NK affiliated hackers goals just happened to coincide with NK's goals
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
If you think I'm arguing that NK is clearly "innocent" or something you're wrong. I just don't buy they master minded this thing and that mashable has been talking to Pyongyang Rose based on the evidence provided
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
maybe nk made a deal after the hack.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
the narcissism of everyone involved is surely unprecedented.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
yeah i've had like day-nightmares thinking of the text convos between franco and rogen the past few days
― goole, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
fwiw, Occam's razor is not a tool for determining whether or not purported facts are true, but for deciding among multiple explanations of known facts, any one of which fully explain them. Even then, it is a probabilistic argument and therefore fallible.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
i wasn't asking anyone to make those texts up fwiw
― goole, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
FRANCOSTEIN88: LOL THY BOGHT IT!!ROCKNROGEN: DUDE TOTALLY. I WISH WE CLD MAKE MOVIES THT DON"T GET RELEASE MORE OFTEN> MONEY FOR NOTHING RIGHT?FRANCOSTEIN88:CHICKS FOR FREE. WE SHOULD TAK A TRIP WITH OUR MONEY.ROCKNROGEN: TOWHERE?FRANCOSTEIN88: LOL TO KOREA DUH.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
at least Clooney got to play sanctimonious patriot for the first time in weeks.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
― da croupier, Friday, December 19, 2014 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, i agree with you, but the 'western world's' view about asia is really off a lot of times, so it's hard to express an idea to canadians (or americans), for example, because they lack the asian history/politlcal knowledge. so, it all sounds too tin-foily. i've expressed these ideas before openly and have found this response to be fairly common.
but also, i happen to be very close to a north korean person and know of people who've been there. so, it's easy for me to get emotionally involved sometimes.
― ∞, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
so what can the US realistically do as far as "retaliation", since military action (which would be massive overkill anyway) is off the table? Seems like NK is a country we've pretty much already used all of our leverage against
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
POTUS has gotten into the act:
"Or even worse, imagine if producers and distributors and others start engaging in self-censorship because they don’t want to offend the sensibilities of somebody whose sensibilities probably need to be offended. That’s not who we are. That’s not what America is about.”
lol yes thank God for the full spectrum of aesthetic, ideological and philosophical grist offered by Hollywood studios
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
he was talking about your sensibilities, morbz
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
cant believe how much barack wanted to see this
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
as i'm guessing an insurance company would use presidential admonishments against you, i'm wondering how sony will eventually release the movie - if theaters allow they could pull a grinch and race it back into schedule for xmas? would it make more sense to slip in quietly or trumpet THE MOVIE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
bet sony's pissed they can't just bury it and haggle with lloyds of london or whoever instead
― da croupier, Friday, 19 December 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link
Sony has to have a warehouse full of portable DVD players. Drop them all in NK with this movie in them.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 December 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link
who bought a portable DVD player?
Everyone with kids before ipad
― waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 December 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
and while i'm being all wag the dog, let's just note that before peace with cuba and a stand-off with north korea the hot topic was massive public protests of domestic policy? da croupier, Friday, December 19, 2014 2:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
? da croupier, Friday, December 19, 2014 2:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
people are ALWAYS mad at the administration, and there are may days in which intense opposition to public policy is front-page news; it would be very difficult for obama to pick a day on which doing something like normalizing relations with cuba would /not/ somehow be pushing some such news further down the page. would you have preferred that after eight months of secret negotiations, obama ask raul castro to "wait a few more months, let's let this whole 'people are angry at domestic policy' thing play out"?
i mean, i'm no obamastan, but this is one of those cases where he's damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.
on a generally unreleated note, i imagine it must be kind of weird to be seth rogen right now.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 20 December 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link
MANY days
So if Sony pulls a film, can they just write the whole thing off?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 December 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
people are ALWAYS mad at the administrationi imagine it must be kind of weird to be seth rogen right now.― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, December 19, 2014
i imagine it must be kind of weird to be seth rogen right now.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, December 19, 2014
minor tweaks.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 20 December 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
obama is killing it recently. my views on this situation are well documented (the movie was irresponsible) but obama had to address this cyberterrorism issue and he HAD to defend american free speech against foreign blackmail, as this is the historical position of the united states. it's a good position too, ultimately.
― Treeship, Saturday, 20 December 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link
also what protests of domestic policy? ferguson wasn't due to white house policy, and besides obama responded to that by opening an inquiry into demilitarizing the police.
― Treeship, Saturday, 20 December 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
full disclosure: i totally was going to see this movie
― Treeship, Saturday, 20 December 2014 03:41 (nine years ago) link
...
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 December 2014 05:49 (nine years ago) link
I need a minute.
― Eric H., Saturday, 20 December 2014 05:55 (nine years ago) link
I dug Pineapple Express I probably would hanged watched this on Crackle
Seems like a "Crackle Exclusive"
― waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 December 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
i love pineapple express
i would rather watch my father in law sit on the couch & floss his teeth than watch the interviee
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 December 2014 07:39 (nine years ago) link
interview even
what we've learnt from all this is that a lot of rich and powerful people are really stupid
― ..but is he a virtuoso? (Raccoon Tanuki), Saturday, 20 December 2014 10:49 (nine years ago) link
FYI I said domestic policy not domestic White House policy. I'm sorry if the shorthand was confusing but it shouldn't be too confusing.
― da croupier, Saturday, 20 December 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
my views on this situation are well documented (the movie was irresponsible)
this is a compliment, right?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 December 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
Tim League @timalamo -- Breaking news: Sony has authorized screenings of THE INTERVIEW on Christmas Day. We are making shows available within the hour. #Victory
a #victory, for an unintentional(?) pr-campaign
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
some indie cinema folks have thoughts on that:
Screen Slate @ScreenSlateWhy in the fuck is the Art House convergence making a Sony movie a Cause? Meanwhile Sony conspires to resurrect SOPA/PIPA. This is absurd.
GrandIllusion Cinema @gicinema@arthousenow Arthouses already do plenty to promote & give access to freedom of expression. No need to show #TheInterview.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
Sony decides to release incredibly lucrative movie after all, shocker
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
It's a great day to be a cynic!
― everything, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
so maaaaybe the FBI told us an untruth
http://gawker.com/a-lot-of-smart-people-think-north-korea-didnt-hack-sony-1672899940
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
in a way it's smart (if not, you know, honest) for the FBI to claim certainty even if they're not sure.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
Looking like YouTube will stream it tomorrow...
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
It's not surprising how many of these free speech freedom fighters I see crowing about censorship and this silly movie "finally" getting released a) actually thought there was any chance Sony was never going to release it (has any studio film flat-out never seen release?), and b) don't seem to realize how often studios cut films, limit releases, sit on finished films, move around release dates, dump flicks in the dead of winter and send things straight to video for the same dual motivations of cowardice and capitalism that affected "The Interview."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
I mean, Harvey Weinstein does all of those things on a regular basis without the threat of North Korean retaliation hanging over him.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
I half-watched this last night at my sister in law's house (everyone was talking and it was impossible to pay attention most of the time). It seemed alright and about exactly what you'd expect.
― akm, Friday, 26 December 2014 02:45 (nine years ago) link
this movie seems critical of the two main characters, who plunge north korea into a civil war and take zero responsibility for it, all in a quest to gain "serious" creds in the media. it draws a parallel between them and kim, who similarly places his ego ahead of any kind of public interest or coherent ehtical-political standpoint. the satire is somewhat undermined by the fact that the film's creators were arrogant in the exact same way that the characters are.... or maybe that just adds another layer to it all.
B-
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link
But there are poop jokes, so ... B?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 December 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I am getting pretty annoyed at all the people seeing this to "take a stand". Hope it blows over soon. Would also be nice if the hack and threats were proved to be from someone other than North Korea though I don't know how much it would curb the idiotic posturing around this thing. People sure seem to love believing it was NK though.
― MrDasher, Friday, 26 December 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
ilx's north korea thread is called "north korea: still hilarious" so we aren't so great either fyi. people in general seem to have an easy time making light of that horrific regime in a way they wouldn't with most other places.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
i kind of think this whole "free speech" nonsense was good because it revealed just how shallow america's notion of freedom is these days. freedom is just the freedom to consume, or the freedom to satiate one's desires without frustration.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
seems pretty similar, really, to the kim family. kim jong il kidnapped actors and directors from china so they could make him the exact films he desired to watch.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 05:01 (nine years ago) link
Yes those two things are clearly exactly alike
― Οὖτις, Friday, 26 December 2014 05:55 (nine years ago) link
the film even draws a parallel between the infantile narcissism of the main characters and kim jong un's authoritarian temper tantrums. i don't think it's an outlandish claim. i also don't think that freedom, if it is going to mean anything, needs to mean more than the freedom to pursue one's whims.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
i also don't think that freedom, if it is going to mean anything, needs to mean more than the freedom to pursue one's whims.
― Treeship, Friday, 26 December 2014 06:21 (nine years ago) link
Jefferson thought so, especially if Sally Hemmings was involved.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 December 2014 12:59 (nine years ago) link
Saw this movie, it was real funny. Better than "This is The End". The kind of movie an 80s Ghostbusters-and-Rambo-fed male kid would write on the way to school with his best friends while giggling about shooting rockets at a helicopter from tanks etc.
But yeah the hype and the "take a stand" stuff and praising this multinational corporation for it's bravery to sell us its products is eye-rolling. Especially just weeks after most of the same people were giving torture techniques a free pass.
Freedom/constitutional rights seem to be something to publicly celebrate only when it's the rights of the super rich and influential are involved.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 December 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
everything is better than THis Is The End.
― akm, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
It certainly has almost the exact same ending: bullet exploding the bad guy in the slomo to ironic pop song.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Isn't that how Pineapple Express ended, too? It's like all those New Order songs that end with an explosion sound effect. "Well, I guess we need a way to end this."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 December 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link
They're all the same movie.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/anti-film-of-impotent-dog-james-franco
$12,000USD Obama Special ChangeHis imperial genius Kubrickesque film master KIM JUN UN would never allow the petulant Barack ever in his film, not only because he finds that his acting is that of a lesser Hasselhoff but for it is his will to say no. But you can be in the film with a walk on role, you will be flown and put up in a hotel like a movie star (a movie star in North Korea that is). You will also get all the other filthy capitalistic swag from the previous perk level.
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 December 2014 05:27 (nine years ago) link
These guys films are definitely not all the same movie. The Interview was p bad though, felt like the third in a trilogy of crap action films - pineapple express, your highness, and this.
This Is the End was on a whole other level imo.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 29 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
ie tolerable
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
for better or worse rogen definitely makes "personal" films
― I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 29 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
He makes personnel films, ie, with the same people, again and again.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 December 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
Tbh, I rarely dislike him specifically, but almost every film he's in seems like a first draft special, where it's if they just yelled "action" and figured all the hilarious improv would give them enough footage to fill out the run time.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 December 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
i think that's pretty fair. SuperBad felt like "notes toward a teen comedy" rather than an actual finished movie, though in fairness I think they wrote the script in college or something like that.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Monday, 29 December 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
There's, like, 15 minutes of movie in "Neighbors," then the desperation kicks in. Hey, let's have a 5 minute scene where Rogen has to milk Rose Byrne's disgustingly engorged boobs!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 December 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
XP Yeah, there's a taped table read circa 2002 or something on the dvd. IIRC, many of the jokes in the film were already there.
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 December 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
'the interview' did this thing that happens a lot with big budget comedies where it's like they're afraid the audience will be confused and unhappy if the movie stays silly and funny all the way through so they start grinding everything to a halt for joke-free dramatic and action sequences by the third act.
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
stripes syndrome
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link
welp again
https://securityledger.com/2014/12/new-clues-in-sony-hack-point-to-insiders-away-from-dprk/
Researchers from the security firm Norse allege that their investigation of the hack of Sony has uncovered evidence that leads, decisively, away from North Korea as the source of the attack. Instead, the company alleges that a group of six individuals is behind the hack, at least one a former Sony Pictures Entertainment employee who worked in a technical role and had extensive knowledge of the company’s network and operations.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
What the, it turns out it may have been an inside job (ie, the most obvious suspect) and not North Korea (ie the least obvious suspect)?! What a twist!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
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― iatee, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
can't believe obama was out there making claims based on US government intelligence instead of just checking the Norse DarkMatter™ platform
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
he checked the FBI BlackBudget platform
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
Thank goodness we didn't bomb anyone over this.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
We were on this a week ago:http://gawker.com/researcher-sony-hack-was-likely-an-inside-job-by-a-wom-1676556756
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/12/fbi-rejects-alternate-sony-hack-theory-113893.html
i'm just as skeptical of the "norse" theory as the FBI one.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
This is funny.
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
Franco exiting the airplane:"North siiiiide!"
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
Also in a subtle way satirizes apolitical love of bling, when Franco is walking around Un's car collection to a Lil Jon soundtrack.
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 24 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
not sure about how well he does dramatically, but as a comedic actor, he is pretty terrible. way too self aware and trying to show he is clever all the time. i couldnt watch all of pineapple express because of how awful he was.
― StillAdvance, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link
and now he's in a 3D Herzog film.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link
it makes sense once you realise
(1) robert pattinson is in it as a serious actor
(2) australian actress nicole kidman is playing a british role
(3) british actress naomi watts dropped out of it
(4) british actor jude law is being replaced by a young up-and-coming american actor that goes by the name of james franco or whatever
and (5) herzog is past his prime
thus: this film is garbage
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link
Robert Pattinson is a credible actor, so i dismiss you.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link
u luv herzog dont u
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link
still like modern herzog but he is kind of just having a laugh these days so i imagine franco will be perfect
― StillAdvance, Thursday, 12 February 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link
― StillAdvance, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 7:56 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i agree with this generally (he's gotten more painfully unfunny over the years, especially with Spring Breakers imo) but The Interview surprised me, prob his funniest performance since Freaks & Geeks.
― some dude, Thursday, 12 February 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link
hes fine/good in 'true story' but its not a v good movie
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link
i need to check if that 'double negative' device is in finkles book, ima bet no and that instead it is the most spoonfeed the audience garbage bs screenwriting technique
i do actually like jonah hill mostly but he they needed a real actor for his part, badly
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2015/05/07/james_francos_mcdonalds_op_ed_is_light_airy_and_full_of_privileged_sht/
have to admit i lol'd at "I generally like James Franco. He is funny, he’s a good actor, he wants to live an interesting life. But he is so, so dumb. Like, really dumb. Franco’s essay shows an utter lack of comprehension of any issues outside of the Palo Alto-Los Angeles tunnel in which he grew up. It is, like much of Franco’s previous non-acting work, light, and airy, and privileged bullshit."
I don't mean to generalise too much, but look at who wrote this. I can totally picture her being a Franco fan. And now these young women are trying to articulate what they, like, don't like about Jamie omigod..."he is sooo dumbbb"
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
So dumb. Like, really dumb.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:25 (eight years ago) link
describing a hamburger as "airy" is so weird. it's like, floppy and greasy and stuff. maybe he took the patty out and just ate the bun?
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link
and i guess mcdonalds patties are not as heavy as others, but a burger patty is a pretty dense thing. not "airy" by any means.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link
i think "so dumb" is p accurate tbh
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link
i mean it's james franco! in terms of 'people re whom it would not be a waste of time to set out my problems with their worldview in depth' he falls somewhere pretty near the bottom, nestled between bret easton ellis and hitler
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link
Salon article's probably dumber than anything Franco's done.
― circa1916, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link
To me airy implies the lack of burger in the burger patty. McD's burgers always seem like little hockey pucks that are mostly bread.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link
i love the word dumb. it's like one of my favorite words.
― surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link
― slam dunk, Monday, December 29, 2014 8:30 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yea otm, I think this is unavoidable thoalso this type of movie needs to really nail its montages, not have them be overlong, etc and it did that v well so kudosoverall it was better than I expectedthe best stuff is in the first half, and lots of it is franco's expressions & reaction shots, so great
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
oh man, i hate to admit it but i really enjoyed The Interview. probably Franco's best performance ever. Randall Park actually being really funny helped a lot
― Nhex, Sunday, 12 July 2015 07:19 (eight years ago) link
doing a remake of Mother, May I Sleep With Danger
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
James + Semaj is a column where James Franco talks to his reverse self, Semaj, about new films.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link
on colbert, they said he made/worked on 60 projects in 2016
― johnny crunch, Friday, 16 December 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link
wish he would stop
― 1staethyr, Friday, 16 December 2016 06:54 (seven years ago) link
cant we sanction him or something
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 07:01 (seven years ago) link
why does god take the good so young and the bad so old
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 16 December 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
Disaster Artist is great
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Sunday, 31 December 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
not a disaster
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link
this took longer than expected
https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/james-franco-golden-globes-ally-sheedy.html
https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2018/01/08/08-james-franco-tweets.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg
― infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
Inviting Wisseau on stage and then stiff arming him when he lunged for the mic was a weird, uncomfortable moment.
― Moodles, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
I know, right? It's almost as if he was just exploiting the guy or something.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
Ya think?
― Moodles, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
It never occurred to me before but...yeah, I think he might be. Oh, man. I'm gonna need to sit with this for a minute.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
oh come on, I can't even tell if you guys are joking. He made the movie, he stars in the movie. Since when does the real life subject get to do the acceptance speech? James knows probably better than anyone that if he gave Tommy the mic he was not getting it back.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
Yeah but he could have let him say hi or something. idk. It seemed rude to me too.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 January 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link
say hi
Ha.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
It definitely seemed like a rude and obnoxious way to respond to a silly situation, especially since without Wisseau there would be no trophy.
Also OL, I'm maybe being oversensitive, but your responses come across as fairly condescending for no particular reason. I was making a fairly bland observation about that moment. I wasn't under any illusion that I was noting anything particularly deep. OTOH, I was well aware of the dynamic at play, but felt it was obvious enough not to state explicitly.
― Moodles, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link
http://time.com/5092936/james-franco-golden-globes-2018/
James Franco accepted the Golden Globe for Best Actor, Musical or Comedy on Sunday night with a “Time’s Up” pin, which signifies support for the fight against sexual misconduct in Hollywood, on his black suit. But some 2018 Golden Globes viewers were upset to see Franco wearing the pin, saying they don’t believe The Disaster Artist actor has treated women with respect in the past....Other Golden Globes viewers took to Twitter to criticize Franco for his alleged treatment of women in the past, including two women who made specific accusations against the actor. Some of the tweets focused on a 2014 incident in which Franco allegedly hit on a 17-year-old girl on Instagram.
Other Golden Globes viewers took to Twitter to criticize Franco for his alleged treatment of women in the past, including two women who made specific accusations against the actor. Some of the tweets focused on a 2014 incident in which Franco allegedly hit on a 17-year-old girl on Instagram.
everyone in town knows that james franco is a creep and that stories about his behavior were about to break. the hollywood foreign press knew it too but gave him an award anyway.— Katy Stoll (@katystoll) January 8, 2018
― infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link
Franco's greatest acting moment remains:
https://media.giphy.com/media/12Rv3g5EveQwHS/giphy.gif
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/nVrhjIR9Px7Yk/giphy.gif
No condescension intended to you, Moodles, just a comment on Franco's apparent obliviousness wrt the power dynamic. Everything surrounding this movie has the uncomfortable whiff of an Improv Everywhere performance, and Franco trotting Wiseau out like a freak for everyone to ogle without allowing him a moment of agency was pretty gross. Particularly compounded with Franco standing in front of Wiseau and affecting Wiseau's voice to tell Wiseau's story.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
Just for entertainment's sake. You don't put Tommy Wiseau onstage in front of 19 million viewers and not let him speak.
― jmm, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link
xp
Fair enough
― Moodles, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link
no shit. so weird inviting a guy on stage, not letting him take the mic, and then immediately imitating his voice
think Franco legit did a great job with this movie but come on, let Tommy have his moment. Franco's been up there enough. an unfiltered Tommy Wiseau on stage is one of the few things that would've made me want to watch the Golden Globes
― frogbs, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link
Are there allegations against him other than that he hit on a 17-year-old (i.e. legal, although too young for a 30-something to be hitting on) girl?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
yeah
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/james-franco-accused-actresses-inappropriate-behavior-article-1.3745616
― gr8080, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
Cute #TIMESUP pin James Franco. Remember the time you pushed my head down in a car towards your exposed penis & that other time you told my friend to come to your hotel when she was 17? After you had already been caught doing that to a different 17 year old?— Violet Paley (@VioletPaley) January 8, 2018
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
Colbert, to his credit, asked James Franco about accusations of sexual misconduct and abuse that were posted on Twitter during the Golden Globes on Sunday. pic.twitter.com/KDITwoJi4w— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 10, 2018
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link
more about jamie and his lips
http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-james-franco-allegations-20180111-htmlstory.html
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
James Franco taught a class on how to simulate sex scenes?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 January 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
and apparently had his students upload audition videos to Vimeo which were then leaked to pr0n sites.
for art
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
in la yep
this was actually fairly well known among actors in la i'd say
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
it's not as uncommon as you'd think
there is another guy, he's a choreographer actually, in la and i won't mention his name because he is not hollywood famous but he has worked with some big names, and he is trying to make it big so he probably keeps up with his online presence
but anyway he did a lot of intense erotic and sexual art performances under the guise of "it's art"
how do i know this
because a couple of my exes were dancers and one happened to attend an audition/rehearsal and the other knew that he was a creepy motherfucker
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
Oh well, I'm back to my original "fuck James Franco" position, a very quick reversal.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link