vegan thanksgiving
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"The latest circulation figures are in."
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"It's a free country."
― Good Luck, Lewis J! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
"It's not a free country"
"Short term measures"
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"today in iraq..."
― NotEnough, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"Organizational changes"
― 100 Days, 100 Nights (Susan), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"Michael McIntyre"
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"How about another round of applause for..."
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"To continue in English, press '1'"
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Opening post ftw.
― ╓abies, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
premature ejaculation
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Bush legacy.
supergroup
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
another 50 minutes of nonstop hits
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
mcartneyesque melodic pop
― Ed, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Have Your Say
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
We've just had a small request come through from Finance...
― Carrot Kate (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"the blog she broke up with you on"
― the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
saturday commute
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
teaching philosophy
― I CRIED (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
You will have experience in ...
Today on the stock market. . .
― 100 Days, 100 Nights (Susan), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
happy birthday
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
did you have a poppyseed bagel for lunch?
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"can we give tonight a miss?"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"it is what it is"
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I really, really do not want to have to police you on that each week.
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
telecommunications
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
can I have a word with you?
― what U cry 4 (jim), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
pushback
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Typically: anything that can be represented by an acronym.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"The fact of the matter is""meal solutions" - how a supermarket were promoting their shoddy ready meals
― zappi, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
We need to talk...
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
"workshop"
― z "R" s (Z S), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
"Develop your skillset"
"company retreat"
two words that could make me quit on the spot
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
service area
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ASAP - as in "we need this done ASAP"And that is different from the usual situation how exactly?
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
regret to advise
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"Christmas shopping"
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"We're looking for an English manager with experience of fighting against relegation"
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I HATE "it is what it is."
Also, "2-3+ years experience required" for every single job ad ever.
― Maria, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
"clouds expected to be with us for at least the rest of the week"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
^ so, so true.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm not racist, but..."
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
'ladies and gentlemen, YOUR detroit lions!'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
^^lolz
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
You'll have to *insert thing that you are supposed to be paid to do* in your own free time.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:57 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it's because I hate automated menus, not ESLs, just to clarify
― idk (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
franchise
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
actually it's just a word but it depresses me
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"You know about computers, don't you?"
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
'Say the name of the product or service you wish to inquire about'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
big night outstaff night outstaff drinkswork night outdrinks after workafter-work drinks
etc.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Last orders at the bar!"
Can't believe we've got this far without that one.
xpost It depends on your colleagues, of course ;)
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
'heads-up'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
'going forward' x 293874290387409238749023817401298740129384
'last updated X minutes ago by the sir weeze'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
we are seeking synergies
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(we are seeking synergies *going forward*)
"we're gonna have to take it all apart and start over""sorry, we're closed"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Please state the name of..."
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a grudging respect for bullshit business phrases. it allows you to talk about things that nobody cares about with some regularity. it's only a problem if people buy into them or don't understand that it's shorthand that you shouldn't use out of the office.
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Audacity has encountered a problem and needs to close...
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"everyone is dry as fuck lately"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
have you been drinking?
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"bloodwork"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"this is your fault"
"real job"
"do you know why I pulled you over?"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"any more coffee and you may wind up with ulcerative colitis"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"so cut back on the coffee"
"and the drinking"
"and the spicy foods"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
this doctor clearly doesn't understand that my dietary choices are an important part of my identity
"my dietary choices are an important part of my identity"
'to continue in english, press 2' on 311 makes me smile. it's nice living somewhere where it isn't automatically assumed.
"sand went EVERYwhere" for depressing/disgusting phrases, anyway
― schlump, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Not a phrase, but:
Twitter Magnets combines the fun of Magnetic Poetry and Twitter into one web app.
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"It'll have to come out."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Please call back during regular business hours ...
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
"We can still be friends."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:53 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"it's all downhill from here"
but...if it was all uphill from here, that would also be bad!
:(
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
it's flat land from here
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
it's generally undulating from here nothing severe in either direction, don't worry
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://keithlyons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sisyphus-sign.jpg
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link
One a friend said to me today which was depressing because I thought better of her: "well you cant help anyone who chooses to be homeless and nor should you".
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i46.tinypic.com/2m43b88.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
looooool
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the myth of sisyphus loses a good deal of its philosophical power when you include the part about the dragon, but it's the truth dammit
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/prometheus.jpg
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"We've called this meeting to unveil and to explain our new organization chart."
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
botched circumcision
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you reading the John Money wiki? The details of how that botched circumcision went extend from "depressing phrase" to "dear god I wish illiteracy could have protected me from reading this."
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
yes :(
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
botched circumcision using an electric cauterizing instrument
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"Scorsese's best film since ______________!"
― clemenza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"If I had my choice about this, we'd be keeping you on."
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
blubber in the blender
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
why would someone want to 'food process' red blubber in a lab
idk
it looks so horrible;_;
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
...potential synergies that we can leverage...
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
... regain focus on our core competancies...
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
credit-check
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
burning man
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i used to hate this one but now i find its zen-like sentiment endearing
― lube fiasco (diamonddave85), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
micropenis
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
actually I'm not gonna lie "micropenis" gives me giggle fits & thus is not depressing
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
data recovery
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
romantic comedy
lifestyle choices
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit I was just posting that
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
"alternative lifestyle choice" actually
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
and i was just abt to post 'alternative nation' no joke
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
*_*
hivemind
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ not a depressing phrase btw
rancid meat
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
"with this album we've gone back to basics"see also "a staggering return to form"
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
cf. "classically trained"
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"team-building exercise"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"geir otm"
"faith-based"
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
consensus builder
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
'marriage is between a man and a woman'
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
libertarian think tank
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"so not gonna happen"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
take-home final
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"sold out"
― glengarry rick ross: "always be stunting" (m bison), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"produced by rick rubin"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"wind chill of..."
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
"no longer available"
― ice cr?m, Sunday, December 5, 2010 5:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sort of a hilarious phrase imo
― horseshoe, Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Makes a nice pair with 'conservative ethics'.
― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
"the american people __________"
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
"well actually..."
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Menu loading, please wait...
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― one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, December 5, 2010 4:07 PM
It has been my life goal for the past few months to just not say any sentence that starts w/this phrase. I am such a pedant, it's terrible. Nobody likes being corrected.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
badditude
― jeevves, Monday, 6 December 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark
had a cool name, tho.
― ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
One of my friends always said "well, yes" and it just seemed so condescending!
― sunday (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
well yes but it's not
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link
we're having a party
i love you
2011 is sure to be a momentous year for the 22 year old.
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link
monday morning
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link
you have no new messages
― jeevves, Monday, 6 December 2010 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link
never a fuckin problem on monday morning, sadly
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 10:57 (thirteen years ago) link
"if you dont like it here, you can always work somewhere else"
― the Chinese firewall of the heart (Michael B), Monday, 6 December 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
"your account balance is... 834 dollars. your available balance is... overawn... 28 dollars."
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
my other blogs
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 27 August 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
Networking fair
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 27 August 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
"my other blogs" FTW
― the late great, Monday, 27 August 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link
we reached out for comment
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 August 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
elevated liver enzymes
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 27 August 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
"social story-teller""social media guru"
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 27 August 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
Acclaimed TED presenter.
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
pizza party cancelled
― cwkiii, Monday, 27 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Republican-controlled congress
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
Jobseeker's Challenge
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
roll over to find out more
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, August 27, 2012 12:45 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
booming revive.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
isotonic performance fuel
(ie an energy drink)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 31 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
click to enter slideshow
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
cost synergies
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
"and fantasy" (specifically after the words "science fiction" on bookshop shelves)
― koogs, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
"First, last, and deposit"
― Josefa, Saturday, 1 September 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
"ft. Wale"
― jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link
We did't receive.....
― *tera, Saturday, 1 September 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Now you have a friend in the diamond business"
― Oneohchex Point Charlie (Spectrist), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Sorry we can't send you a replacement for the item that wasn't delivered, because it's no longer in stock, even though half an hour ago we said that getting a replacement to you would be no problem, because we suck at stock management and customer service."
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Saturday, 1 September 2012 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
'Philosophy and spirituality' (on library shelf)
― Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
"tell us what you think"
― The goth contingent vs. the house heads vs. the ravers vs. synth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 September 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link
"Please do not reply to this e-mail."
― jim, Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"click here to read them all"
― we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
as seen on tv
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
― banjoboy, Monday, 3 September 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
"real music played on real instruments"
― don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link
"The programme allows plenty of time for networking"
― still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 10 September 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
'gay marriage' (esp. as a homophobic war cry)
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 September 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
"The debate over autonomous lethal drones""internalized homophobia"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
"your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system"
― clouds, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
"sunday carvery"
― ledge, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"strike ends"
"coolhunting seminar"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
"are you busy?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
"social media coup"
social media anything really
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
"personal branding"
"we work Saturdays"
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
"unique opportunity"
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
"error - cd not found in database"
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link
"that's just how I was raised"
― clouds, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
"replacement refs"
"victory formation"
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
"made from 97% natural ingredients"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"The advisor you were due to see at this meeting today has left the company suddenly."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Who just joined?"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"The unmistakeable sound of <completely generic instantly forgettable band/artist>"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
20-year McDonald's employee
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
"i found my happy"
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
i know what you did
― yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
"what can you do with a [x] degree?"
― love's secret borad (clouds), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
"It folds out into a bed at night."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
'do work that matters'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
My school principal had a little sign up on the wall of her office that said "God couldn't do everything so he made mothers". That's pretty depressing.
― aonghus, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
god couldn't microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it so he made mothers
― Vasco da Gama, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link
"Sorry I cannot help you on this occasion.
However please keep me copied in/I would be grateful to see a readout of the meeting."
Standard response from dozy officials.
― obligatory kate winslet nipple shot (Bob Six), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link
"Zach Braff is the voice of his generation."
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
The winner of this year's Nagaland Chili Eating Competition is carried by two of his friends to a waiting ambulance.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
career progression
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link
got a vice piece hopefully up today that's very much inspired by this thread
― jabba hands, Friday, 21 June 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link
lol
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link
my bad
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link
"What's your availability this weekend?"
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
^chills
― #NOBS (electricsound), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link
"sorry to chase you on this"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 11:41 (ten years ago) link
what if the guy saying it is riding a penny farthing
― r|t|c, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
yeah, if not in an email it has potential
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
LG currently working on a new, politer benny hill for the 21st c
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
5 Reasons Why You'll Never Look At This Thing The Same Way Again
― cardamon, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link
"I know that's not what you wanted to hear."
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
^specifically regarding performance reviews/salary negotiations.
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
"office fancy dress charity day"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
"we are where we are"
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:37 AM (2 hours ago)
I associate this with cricket :)
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 21 June 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
CD-R Note: This product is manufactured on demand when ordered from Amazon.com.
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 18 minutes from now"
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Friday, 5 July 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
"restaurant-quality"
― Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. (get bent), Friday, 5 July 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
Be confident
― Treeship, Friday, 5 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link
content aggregator
― Z S, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 24, 2013 11:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i lold
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
"UK Funky"
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
from concentrate
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link
"This product/area contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm".
(HERE'S A--does Bill Hicks head and hand shake thing--CRAZY IDEA, HOW ABOUT NOT USING THOSE FUCKING CHEMICALS? FFS.)
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
i dunno, do the other states 'know'? maybe it's just like, one state's opinion, man
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
Here's another depressing phrase I just thought up: ONE MAN'S LAW IS ANOTHER MAN'S OPINION.
Products/areas causing cancer is some pretty serious allegation.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
there's a reason they call it 'the law of the land'
― j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
Good call on that depressing phrase, j.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
lil wayne unplugged
― ( (brimstead), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
featuring kate ceberano
― estela, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:44 (ten years ago) link
"a wry look at"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:32 (ten years ago) link
"sparks outrage"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
"hilarious new comedy"
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
"I can afford it just fine, but it's the principle"
^^^ specifically in the context of working in a call centre and talking to posh customers who don't want to pay a £15 reconnection charge after you've spent all day speaking to people who have just lost their jobs/had their benefits stopped/are about to lose their flat/have sick or disabled kids but whose phone service you can't to restore because they're unable to clear their bill.
― squeak and gibber (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 18 August 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link
"thought shower"
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
"second screen experience"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
'Off my own back'
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link
"and after all I've done for you"
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Be the first person to join
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
rent to own
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
i made a trip back to missouri last weekend and noticed a building that's split between Check into Cash and a Rent to Own store.
*facepalm*
― reckless woo (Z S), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
"hot and ready" referring to pizzas that you can just walk in and purchase without ordering
― mh, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
A Tribute to the Disco Biscuits
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
'reheated leftovers'
the phrase, not the article (mainly)
― estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
nay, that phrase for me conveys sustainability, thrift and tenacity
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link
something something privilege
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link
i do a lot of bulk cooking and freezing but there's something about that word combination that makes perfectly nice food seem about as appetising as a shrivelled piece of fish slathered in a camembert and chocolate sauce.
― estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link
average handle time
― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 06:17 (nine years ago) link
at or above productivity targets
― j., Friday, 20 June 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link
"mass extinction event"
― Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
"thank you for your patience"
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
and connected to the last one: "we apologize for the inconvenience"
don't apologize just FIX THE PROBLEM
― clouds, Saturday, 21 June 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
"Starbucks Evenings"
http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/starbucks-stores/starbucks-evenings/menu
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
John Legend & Lindsey Stirling
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
hot mugshot guy
― estela, Friday, 27 June 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link
Minecraft LARPing
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 19 July 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
"I'm going to draw you a word picture."
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Friday, 22 August 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link
turkey dinner
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
in what world!
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
vegan thanksgiving― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kate78, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
i have a gigantic gold metallic and orange button that says "OFFICIAL TURKEY TASTER" and have worn it on Thanksgiving since ca. 1990 because in that year my sister was annoyed by it
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
"Canada's finest"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 November 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, November 24, 2014 8:50 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This delights me.
― carl agatha, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, November 24, 2014 1:48 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
with you on this. come over for family-free friendsgiving there will be turkey without the relatives.
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
turkey not the focus, more wine and rad sides tbh
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Actor rocks a holiday onesie
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
______ replied to a comment on this.
― Tanukious D' (wins), Saturday, 10 January 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link
"Young Republican"/ "College Republican"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link
"Personal pizza"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
"With immediate effect"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
"insurance law blog"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Also if I'm being honest, "service level agreement"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I love SLA's. And OLA's.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link
of the competing parody accounts, this one shows the most promise imo
― italosVEVO (wins), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link
For me it's account manager who feels her partying days are over but she still likes to drink wine and gossip and calls that "shenanigans"― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
"Share if you agree"
― MrDasher, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
world sport
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
cryptic message on Instagram
― soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
"your call is important to us. please stay on the line and we'll be with you as soon as possible."
― Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link
"Father and writer. In gutter, looking at stars. Movie quotes I live my life by: 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while - you might miss it.' 'Carpe Diem!' 'When somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!'"
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link
"took to twitter"
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
Political Dog Clothing
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
7 years later fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, friend
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/political_correctness_is_fascism_dog_shirt-r92a4a5547b6b49b6bb8ad13c62bec09e_v9iow_8byvr_324.jpg
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
fuck u and fuck that dog and fuck that guy who made that shirt
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
Nothing fascist about trying to popularize the suppression of speech.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
el tomboto steak rub
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link
really?
― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED IS MONITORED BY GPS
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link
"The Simpsons are going to Africa!"
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link
BBC Question Time EU Special
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
Acoustic singer/songwriter
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
credit authorization
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link
keep _____ weird
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link
_______ strong
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link
extra-judicial
― clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
hot or not?
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
win the 52%
― ogmor, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
summer night highway construction
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 July 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
Cleethorpes Winter Wonderland
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link
"[cabinet position title] [member of Trump's cabinet]"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link
"Trump transition"
― Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link
yeah. this thread is going to get very dreary and repetitive.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
Haven't seen it yet but I thought of "trump state of the union address" the other day and felt like I was going to shit my pants.
― joygoat, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
"Xenophobia" is the Dictionary.com word of the year.
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
sexless marriage
― marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link
the 4 day institute is a combination of a planning retreat, seminar, unconference, and sprint
― marcos, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:25 (seven years ago) link
"Are you busy?"
― calstars, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link
Wacky Hat Wednesday (Participation Mandatory)
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link
Self-documenting code
― koogs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link
"[religious affiliation] children"
― cakelou, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:35 (seven years ago) link
ew, unconference
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 07:39 (seven years ago) link
37 year old spaniard
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 10 April 2017 07:57 (seven years ago) link
You are currently in a virtual queue to ensure fair access to tickets during busy times. Please don't refresh your page, as you will lose your spot.
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:10 (seven years ago) link
oh god i got thru
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:35 (seven years ago) link
saw a tweet that went something like "i'm probably gonna be alive for at least 3 more spiderman trilogies"
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link
I look forward to getting much more information and clarity from our military leaders about the policy The President tweeted today.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22049823_1634213729964104_2539065725353817210_n.jpg?oh=273ad09ebc10b6da27d83e7aa29852e4&oe=5A4976FF
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 28 September 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
I apologize if anyone was offended by the Holocaust poll.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
"Breitbart London"
― cakelou, Monday, 4 June 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link
'Of all of the Beethoven movies, Beethoven's 3rd is the funniest!'
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link
"room temperature challenge"
― oder doch?, Sunday, 8 July 2018 07:13 (five years ago) link
ratioed on Twitter
― marcos, Thursday, 23 August 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link
"Inspired by jazz, blues, rock, and hip-hop"
― cakelou, Saturday, 29 September 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
― jmm, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
― Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link
“I’m sorry but”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link
'Gentlemen, if you’re in your 40s and you can’t effortlessly quote from any of these movies, it’s time for some Netflix homework.'
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link
"you do you"
― p.j.b. (pj), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
"biker-friendly bar"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
Ending Explained
― jmm, Monday, 15 October 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link
https://biblioklept.org/2018/11/20/100-phrases-culled-from-the-new-york-times-list-of-100-notable-books-of-2018/
― cakelou, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link
novel that ricochets
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link
devastatingly sidelong
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
overdrawn account
seemingly wordless but ultimately word-filled collection
― 'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link
a must-read!
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
posthumous debut account
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
a searing, blistering memoir which leaves the reader charred and half-melted
― 'Rock Me (I'm a Dais)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
devastatingly page turner
― jmm, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
The D.N.C. approved Iowa’s delegate selection plan, but left the state party to determine on its own how to collect and tabulate caucus results, Mr. Perez said, adding that the national party did not test the state’s app or set standards for training or preparation.Mr. Perez said he was not responsible for what state parties and their leaders do.“I do not conduct a performance evaluation of every party chair,” he said.Asked whether the D.N.C. would increase its scrutiny of other caucuses run by state parties, including Nevada’s in less than two weeks, Mr. Perez said he would “implement all of the lessons learned,” but did not specify how.
Mr. Perez said he was not responsible for what state parties and their leaders do.
“I do not conduct a performance evaluation of every party chair,” he said.
Asked whether the D.N.C. would increase its scrutiny of other caucuses run by state parties, including Nevada’s in less than two weeks, Mr. Perez said he would “implement all of the lessons learned,” but did not specify how.
i have to remember this vow, in case i'm ever leading a major project and have no idea what to do. start with implementing all of the lessons learned. details tbd
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
just received an email at work that contains this chestnut:
"Each week we will watch two short TED Talks to motivate us."
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
this is the moment when i notice that Winston Smith works in my cuberhood
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
I used to work in a big international company in China, the country-level big boss, an annoyingly confident US Harvard grad, came to a staff event where we were all running training sessions for each-other and opened it with a direct copy of a TED talk about "power poses" and everyone was so impressed that I was given the job of doing the same training session with my team. Then a year or so later I had the chance to apply for a position in the UK and was flown to Shanghai to interview. I did the power pose outside, as trained, then when faced with this same big boss on the interview panel, completely fucked up the interview, I was actually unable to speak at all from nerves at one point, and they didn't even give me feedback after flying me out there.Then a bit later I found out that the author of the power poses ted talk thing had reexamined the evidence and concluded that it didn't work at all.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link
the shortlived power pose mania did give us this prfoundly blessed image so i can't find it too depressing
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtSdSBJX.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
Q: is the power in question the power to make passersby think 'u r a dick'
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
wtf? is the power pose real? is that really it? loooool
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
i like to do the empathy pose. both feet tightly squeezed together, so the entire body is off balance. this shows openness and vulnerability to the team
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
it says "don't push me, even a tiny bit, or i will crash down and bring every single one of you motherfuckers with me"
I'm pretty much always doing the ReRun while in the office. I find that it's very effective at projecting my inner idiocy.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
suspected migrants
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/MyAim_isTrue.jpg
― Natalie Wouldn't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
Happy 130th Birthday, [dead celebrity]!
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
"hold space for"
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 18 June 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link
COVID-19 taunt
― estela, Monday, 13 July 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
its taken me 11 years to say this...
fuck u
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 13 July 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link
"...ok, i'm going to play the devil's advocate on both sides here, but..."
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
'Maybe it's only a little gangrenous.'
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
establish a regular cadence
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
bi-directional success
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
in a ideal world [...] but
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
"gal pal"
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
I don't know if this is exactly the thread for it but a very depressing phrase to enter an online debate is "playing the race card" - you instantly know that you are dealing with an irredeemable cunt.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
yeah though i have to admit i mildly lol at the idea of a playing card that says "race" on it, like maybe in all caps. RACE. so you know it's the race card.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link
well yes, aside from the racism and lack of empathy it also reveals a stunted debating club attitude to politics
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
the upcoming #joeexotic series is
― estela, Friday, 4 June 2021 08:26 (three years ago) link
"It is the sixth film in the Home Alone franchise."
― visiting, Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link
reading the last two posts as an exchange between two bots
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
"eye candy"
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
lightly salted
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
"good thread on today's covid news:"
― Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
“thousands of Black Friday deals”
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link
Whatever your opinion on the trans debate,
― pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
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