Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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DJ Khaledonian Thistle
Viv of Ian Holloway
I Love You But I've Chosen Harkness
Johnny Haynes Jazz

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Robinho's Nest

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Lava Lampards

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Total Fretwork Solutions

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Total Fretwork Solutions

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^always loved this one

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Pieless in Gazza

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Rehhagels of Funk

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Man Titty

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Stelling Does Tricks

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Jose's Giants

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Rodney Marshes Area Internal Drainage Board

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Bohinen Rhapsody still in my all time top 3.

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Kofi Annan Athletic

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

West Hamas United

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Fergie's Humps

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Maximo Park Ji-Sung

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Due Southgate

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Silenzi's Golden

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Allardycing With Death

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Bullard in a China Shop

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Kitson's Personalised Tile Rack

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Amorphous Famagusta

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Real Zarageezer

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Grasssmoker Zurich

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Hellas Verona Is Other People

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Aztec Camara

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

My brother ALWAYS calls his pub quiz teams "The Name With No Team".

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

*****

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

We never thought that Man U would take it this far.

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Cameron Jablowme

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Man Or Enckelman

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link

65daysofstanic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.

That said:

Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom's latest also inspired

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)

RZA As Bobby Hassell
Ghostface Milla
Cappabonner
Inspectah Cech
Metgod Man

(you see what I was getting at)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Bela Lugosi's Offside

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Stavanger New Viking

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(

I should come up with one of my own now.

Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Dump The Body In Paul Lake

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Wolves In The Trophy Room

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Borussia Mönchensadsacks

cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

my housemates 7 a side team is called wings and fries albion.

straightola, Thursday, 5 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Fucking Matt Taylor

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Urgh! A Mark Waugh

The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 February 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

The Picture of Dorian Dervitte
Peter Ndlovu's Phoenix Nights

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

(this obv only works if you pronounce it properly)

Also the John Collins Fan Club (hi dere Julian Clary nostalgia which no-one in the pub knew about, giving us (1) some odd looks and (2) quite an advantage in a pop-culture-heavy quiz)

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't Rate The Player, Rate The Game

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Norfolk Enchants

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link

You're Arshavin a Laugh

ailsa, Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

White Hunter Ian Harte

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I also came up with "If The Beatles Had Roy Hunter" last night, but that may be too obscure.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Roque Santa Gold

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a more common good/awful five-a-side name than Arselona?

― ogmor, Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Barely Athletic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Kids TV Special:

Mysterious Sitters of Gold
Jamie And His Magic Sponge
Defensive Midfielders of the Earth
He-Man And The Masters Of The Long Throw-In
Rijkaard Breackers
Rossi and Quim
Pinky and Preki

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Rijkaard Breackers

a+

. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

never in diouf

o_O (ken c), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The Sensational Alex Nyarko Band
This Time I Know It's McGreal
4-5-1 Is A Joke
Supercadamarteristicexpialidocious
Ferrie Bodde's Happy Nowadays

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Wayne Bridges of Madison County

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

never in diouf

Never in Kuyt, surely?

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, I just saw Mike used that on the "Liverpool will contrive to arse this up 2008/09" thread. Sorry!

ailsa, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Clingan's On The Starboard Bow

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Echo and the Hahnemann

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Evidently Cheltenham Town

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Robert Peston Northend

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Running Up On That Cahill

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Downings Syndrome

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

inter yer nan.

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Echo and the Hahnemann

10/10

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't fink i can be arsed o

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Smack My Bischoff
Heeeey Mokoena
NWA & The Possebon

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Cerebral Paisley

Dennis Croissanwich (Mexican Sleeping Pill), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

The Devil's Rideout
You Can Stand Under My Vince Grella

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Depressed Beyond Ablett

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Diop It Like It's Hot
Dedicated Followers of Fashanu
We Are The Gary Breen Preservation Society
Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any Morten Gamst Pedersen
I've Thought About Behrami
Rummennigges With Attitude
Camper Van Persie
Radamel Falcao Garcia Comes Your Man

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

James Brown Is Dead... Dead excited about his goalscoring record for Hartlepool

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Kid Cudicini.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Icke Can't Go For That (Nogan Do)
Heerenveen And Heerenveen And Here We Go

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselinkin Park

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ji Sung Park Life

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Knowing me knowing you saha

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Wes Brown In The Tube Station With Zat Knight
Canniggia Lovers

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die In Huish Park
Wu-Tang Academical

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I Wanted Joe Hart

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys are killing me, that last one is perfect

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

2 pints of Schweinsteiger and a packet of Fritz

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Shaking Their Bits To The Hitzlsperger

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Delap Ref 41 Degryse North 93 Degryse West

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Camino Del Sol Campbell

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^a tad strained, but I appreciate the intent xpost

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Free Your Mind And Koumas Will Follow

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

The People vs. Larry Lloyd
Stranraer: Princess of Power
Searching For The Young Sol Campbells

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Put Mendonca On It

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Jol only live twice

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Benny Benassi Abou

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Peace, Love & Michael Standing

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

DJ Campbell and MC Micah Hyde

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Standing

This guy becomes completely fucking brilliant in CM 00/01

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Bloc Party special:

Hunting For Witschge
Mark McGhee's In Retrograde
A Weekend In Hull City
I'm Bruce Dyer When You Come

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Standing

This guy becomes completely fucking brilliant in CM 00/01

he is now Gareth Barry's agent

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

John Hardsonned

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Jay Tabb-ayta-ayta Tattva

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Gourcuff Alone Is Not Enough

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

De Goey Does Nothing

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Ngog On Wheels
3... 6... 9... Stadiums of Light
If You're Feeling Lineker
The Charvet Lines

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dyer
Don't Leave Dirk Kuyt On, Baby

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^that last one

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Hreidarsson The Storm

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

*dies*

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Can we change this thread so it applies to American fantasy football teams? My 2009 draft order is coming up and I need some ideas.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Sagna Name Across My Heart

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Camera (Camara?) Obscura special:

Lescott Out Of This Country
Knee Deep in the SPL
Jlloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Knee Deep in the SPL was stolen from Pat Nevin, btw. Which reminds me...

Nevin in Doubt

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

This Messi We're In
50ft Beattie
Down By The Walter Samuel
Sheela-n-gog
A Perfect Day Eboue

Ok, I need to stop listening to PJ Harvey on random and being rubbish at these things.

eboue died for somebody's sins but not mines (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA omg Sheela NGog.

Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Hreidarsson The Storm

win

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Aye, that's brilliant.

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

SPL-tastic version:

You've Lost That Loovens Feeling
Throwing in the Taouil
The Invincibile Man
Mo Camara Never Lies
Much Edu About Nothing

ailsa, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Muhren The Bathroom

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Danny Shittu Can Play That Game

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I kissed ugo ehiogu (and i liked it)

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

poom, poom, poom, poom!!
efan ekoku leadbitter
the wenger bus is coming

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Four Jacks and a Gilardino

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Motown Jonk

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 March 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du Wei Du

Du Wei Diddy

ailsa, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Take That & Partick

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link

all tomorrow's partick

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 9 March 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Mo Camara Never Lies
Hreidarsson The Storm
Muhren The Bathroom
I Love You But I've Chosen Harkness
Sheela Ngog

Genius!

Er...

Frings Can Only Get Better
Digging In The Dirk
Gygax (Don't Do It)
Cannavaro Of Love
Robert Rosario's Waiting

Chris in Belfast, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Debbie does Gallas

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

best thing about Hreidarsson The Storm is that is exactly how Senor Coconut sings it

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

We Want Thun

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Shawty Get Lewes

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Shawky Get Loose

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

We Share Our Motherwell

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

cry me a rivaldo

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

dimitar lagertop

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Addicted To You 'Cause I Know That You're Tosic

McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Labradford Park Avenue
Dalbeattie Stars of the Lid
Godspeed You Black Empoli

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Eto'o ))))

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Hajduk Slint

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Flying Souza Attack

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Ninja Thun

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Do Mexes Think

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Pegguy Aphextwin

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, I love you, Swygart

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Zheng Xiu

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

AJ Autechre

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Neu!chatel Xamax

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

White On Blue, That's Fuckin' Ross (County)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Shaka Hislop & Pliers

McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Nurse With Lund

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Quagliarella Think

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Coleman Coleman Coleman Phil Stamp

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Ocean Kaladze

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Disco Valente

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Kranjcar Soulja Boy

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Katy Perry: Delap or No Delap?

McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Benalirama

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Magilton John

McDonaldinho (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Marlet & Me

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Skrtle Power

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Would You Like To Ride In My Beautiful Zuiverloon

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Gorky's Zalgiris Kaunas

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Pugh Pugh Marney Djourou... (couldn't find a player whose name sounds enough like Cuthbert)

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

The Basinas Cities

POLLonius (country matters), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Dreams of Bryan Gunn Last Forever
This Is Haaland (We Have A Dream To Understand)

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Eto'o ))))
Kranjcar Soulja Boy

^^^ crazy lolz.

silly ho (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't Fear Doriva

Viz special:

Spoilt Basler
8 Aiston
Liam Brady Old Lady
606 With Drunk Bakers

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Victorian Dado Prso

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Distinribs

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi, I'm Abou Diaby And I Love You Very Much

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Cockney Jankulovski

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

neville say neville neville again

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ awesome

Crystal Meth Palace is... pretty awful.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Buster Gomes?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago) link

All the young Dudeks

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Gilberto Ratchet

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

System of a Downing

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

teenage mutant hero skertel

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Shine On You Crazy Diomede

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I Woan Back Down

What a Wonderful Worthington

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Mendy Buses

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Okkas Pocus

leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Leave A Lightbourne For Me

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Stealers Whelan

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi ho Jääskeläinen

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Xavier Seen Her?

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

see below

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Higher State of Kozlukness

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

The Damned Unitard (actually used; courtesy of slain former poster)

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Le Fondre Rocks

(this thread will be how they check my life support is working one day, y'know - doctor standing over me, slowly intoning "Baaad-Asss Verona", waiting, then a low, mumbled sound, and the nurse says "I think he said 'Slovan Bratz Rock Angelz'")

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Pardon Me For Brechin

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Brechin Up Is Hard To Do (but they should make the play-offs)

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Keane

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I Am A Linesman For Ross County

^ bit of a stretch that one, sorry

ailsa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

The Sitters of Merson

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Johnny & The Kitnas

^^ actual name of a team a friend of mine had last year

a pissed-off yuppie wandering around L.A. trying it (some dude), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Zaki Races

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Puh-Puh-Paul Parker Face

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Freund

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this thread the British version of "rejected JBR display names"?

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh wait, I didn't notice that it was all sport-related. So it's a relative of Indie Guilt Bermanisms, then.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

All-American Special:

International House of Paintsil
Everyday I'm Beuzelin
De Bilde And The Beautiful
Emergency & IFK Goteborg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Hart Lane
Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0
Tyler Perry's Diary of A Mad Blackburn Fan
The Andy Griffin Show

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Pipecocu

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ Wins.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Humphrey Bogarde

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Clem Sneijder
Making Plans for Nigel de Jong
Gullit in the Head
De Goey de Maupassant

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

To steal one just used:

De Boer And The Beautiful

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

The Rolling Huddlestones

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Guti and the Blowfish

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0

^ my new favourite

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Damien Commoli Ghost!

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHEDA

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty Toney Mowbray

Climate Of Basshunter (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 April 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

carew intentions

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Desailly Turns On The Radio
The Brave Little Thorstvedt

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 6 April 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Rummeniggaz With Attitude

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

^did this

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, searched for it but forgot about the skipped messages in the middle.

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Batistutas For Lashes

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Only Kalou Can Prevent Forest Fires

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die In Scott Carson

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

That Petrov Emotion

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

loving the last onimo one

However, the year 2005 Curicó Unido had his revenge (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wow yes

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Belle and SeBastian Schweinsteiger

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Tuncay Stryder

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

tugay on a boat

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

(to say nothing of the n'gog)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Every Dark Cloud Has A Jaaskelainen

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

similar
Hi ho Jääskeläinen
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

return to wenger

"Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

/
Return to Senderos

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

iTIGRE AEWOSEM AIIII! was our pub quiz team last night. we won round 2!

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

[sic] btw

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know what it meant though.

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Zenden the Clowns

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Sultana Brann Bergen

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 10 April 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Midophile

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Saturday, 11 April 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Etuhu Brutus

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^YES

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugo Ehiogu Way, I'll Go Mine

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Rustu Never Sleeps

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

arshavin ryan's privates

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Agbonlahor (and lahore won)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link

!

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Half Sam Half Priskin

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Give Pearce a Chance b/w Remember Ndlovu

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Cohen To See My Baby

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Bobby Zamora's Rock With Laughter

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Breckin Up Bisgaard Dudu

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link

kenwyne jones for the painfully alone

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Morgan A Feeling

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Put Odonkor It

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Wim Jonk I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Yahhh Hyypiähhh

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link

See No Ifill

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Fleck's In The Kitchen

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Sinclair Is A Light That Never Goes Out

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Zuberbühler Beams Are Gonna Blind Me

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Crossley Skills Ashley Young

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Waddle I Do Now?

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Hamann For All Seasons

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Poyetry in Motion

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

You Petta You Petta Ujpest

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

N'gog Jerome Weah

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

^ took me a few seconds but A+

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Keeping Two Jevons Apart

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Hitzlsperger On The Dancefloor

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Pitt Mustoe Breen Love (Butt Edds O'Byrne Howe)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Leboeuf The Common People

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Klitschko 2000

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

S.T.E.L.I.O.S.G.I.A.N.N.A.K.O.P.O.U.L.O.S.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

This great thread keeps reminding me of that Bohemian Rhapsody football style video (unfortunately it seems removed from youtube).

Is this the real life?
TWISS FISH MCGREAL CRUYFF

Is this just fantasy?
TWISS FISH BUSST MANN LUZHNY

Caught in a landslide
VOGTS RIMMER BRAND HYDE

No escape from reality
YEO JESS TAIT SONG MCGREAL GUTI

Open your eyes
BOPP PEN ALPAY

Look up to the skies and see
COOK JUPP PUGH KERR DAEI PRESSLEY

Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
HAIM BUSST IPOUA ROY DAEI REID YEO GYNN MATHIE

Because I'm easy come, easy go
MEE GOSS HAIM GEE LEE BUNN GEE LEE YEO

A little high, little low
BA LYTTLE DAEIL LYTTLE YEO

Anyway the wind blows
DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE

Doesn't really matter to me
COUSINS SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

To me
PUGH GEE

Mama, just killed a man
PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN

Put a gun against his head
POTTER BUNN MCCOIST TWISS FRED

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
GOULD CARRAGHER HOWE PREECE STEAD

Mama, life had just begun
PALMER CRUYFF STEAD BUSST GEE GUNN

But now I've gone and thrown it all away
BUTT HOWE HYDE JOHN SAND BROWN GRITT BALL ALPAY

Mama, ooo
LAMA PUGH

Didn't mean to make you cry
GITTENS BREEN PUGH LAKE GREW FREI

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
DIOUF HAIM WATT JACK, FAGAN, TWISS, GRIMES PUGH MORROW

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
BARRY LONG BARRY LONG SMITH DUFF GYNN SEALEY MATHERS

Too late, my time has come
PUGH PATES TUGAY RANSOME

Sends shivers down my spine
BENT CHIVERS BROWN DAEI VINE

Body's aching all the time
DODD REECE HAY KING BALL KERR VINE

Goodbye everybody. I've got to go
WOOD FREI D'AVRAY COTTEE HYDE GUTI LOWE

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
POTTER HEATH PUGH BALL LEE HEINZE CASE KERR HUTH

Mama, ooo
BRAMMER PUGH

I don't want to die
DAEI BRUNT HUNT PUGH FREI

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
DAEI BUNN GRIMES FISH HYDE WEBBER BREEN HORNE PLATT BALL

I see a little silhouetto of a man
FACEY BA LYTTLE SILVA ETO HUTH HAMANN

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
DIARRA BRUCE DIARRA BRUCE BRILL KANU HAMANN BRANCO

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
YOUNG KERR HOULT SAND BRIGHT KING VIEIRA VIERI FREI LING LEE

Galileo, galileo
BAILEY MAYO

Galileo, galileo
BAILEY MAYO

Galileo figaro-magnifico
BAILEY MAYO FIGO LAW HAGI ZICO

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
BUTT HAIM BASTOCK LAW ROY YEO MOODY GROVES LEE

He's just a poor boy from a poor family
PREECE BASTOCK MOORE ROY SONG IPOUA MORALEE

Spare him his life from this monstrosity
CLARE GYNN TWISS CRUYFF SONG TWISS LONG ROSS GUTI

Easy come easy go, will you let me go
CISSE DUNNE CISSE YEO HILL PUGH BETT LEE YEO

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let him go
TWISS MILLER YEO GEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go
TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go
TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT LEE YEO

Will not let you go. Let me go
HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

Will not let you go. Let me go
HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
ROWE FLO CROWE YEO LOWE PYO DEFOE

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
BRAMMER FEAR BRAMMER FEAR BETT LEE CROWE

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
FRIEL LEBOUEF CASPER NEVILLE BUSST BA HYDE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM STONE LEE SAND GRITT GYNN LI TIE

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM LOVE LEE SAND GREAVES LEE TUGAY

Oh baby, can't do this to me, baby
YEO DAVEY DURRANT PUGH TWISS PUGH LEE DAVEY

Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here
BUSST POTTER BETTS KUYT BUSST POTTER BETTS RIDEOUT KINNEAR

Nothing really matters
DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS

Anyone can see
BENNI MCCARTHY

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

Any way the wind blows...
DANI GREY KERR BLIND KLOSE

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Pantsil Skirt

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Pantsil Skrtel, even

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

This one?

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know, it says the video isn't available in my country!

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

:D

needs more hoover imo

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The Overly Joe Mattock Truth

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link

surely "Huth"

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Goss Mutantes

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm Blue, Mamady Sidibe

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Histon Runoff

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Some Like It Huth

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

He Said Captain, I Said Wotte

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Gavin Strachan Blog & Stacey

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Van Der Vaart Generator

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Cannibal Holloway

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Lighten up, I Was Guus Hiddink

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Cannibal Holloway

City Of The Dodd

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

or just City Of Dodd

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Texas Chainsaw Mascherano

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Driller Killen

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Fraindead

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Djourou Really Want To Hurt Me?

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

The Cluj

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Samways Here We Come

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Emerson, Lake & Palmeiras

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Do-do-do, Come On And Do The CONCACAF

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

The Makelele Orchestra of Great Britain

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

The Last Huth on the Left

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Crouchie Tiger Hidden Dragan Mladenovic

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Sleeping with McMenemy

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^lol

The Beckford Club

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Hocus Prokas

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

John Still Knows What You Did Last Summer

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Quinn Of The Niall

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Citizen Kanu

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Romancing Steve Stone

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Riquelme For A Dream

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

That Obscure Object Of De Zeeuw

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Molenaar Can Say

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Million Dollar Babel

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

The Deer Huntelaar

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Analyse Twiss

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

No Holds Bardsley

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

The Grapes of McGrath

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Cattermole Hot Tin Huth

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Gone with the Windass

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

photoshopped movie posters needed for many of these

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Breakfast of Chapuisat

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

A Streetcar Named Désiré Job

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Panucci Oh!

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

^ beaut

The Madness of Finidi George

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

(the 'beaut' was an xp, btw)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Marconi Plays The Muamba

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Meddlin' McCann

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

A Ribery Runs Through It

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Geordie Reuser

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Laštůvka Mohicans

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Practical Magic Of The Cup

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Bird On The Mkandawire

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Buckley Dunne Gunn

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

The Curious Case of Christopher Sutton

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Give My Digards To Broadway

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Eric Djemba Djemba What A Womble Womble Womble You Are

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 76 for "jarosik park". (0.39 seconds)

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Martha and the van der Laans

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Ronald Ronald Ronald Koeman Ain't Slept In Weeks
De Boer of Babylon
Put Johan Cruyff Up For Detroit
"Ravishing" Rick Ruud Krol
de Jong Arm Of The Law
Somewhere Overmars The Rainbow
Edgar's David and Goliath: Poe Recreates Bible Stories Pt. 43
The Violent Femmes' 'Glenn Helder In My Arms'

ok, i was only trying to look up which club kuyt went to liverpool from, i really should stop.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

You've Lost That Terry Phelan

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

used rummeniggaz tonight, thanks guys :-)
worth it for the trouble the host had with pronouncing it properly alone. even though the majority of the contenders were too young to fully appreciate the name...

willem, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Schalke 0898 50 50 50

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Except of course it was 0891 50 50 50. Pants.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

at home he feels like a blomqvist

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 20 April 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Zaki In The Graveyard

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 20 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Coffee's For Klose

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 20 April 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

N'gog Jerome Weah

in retrospect, i'd like to prefix this with "Youga", and add the subtitle "Levine Euell: Izzet the Wright Frings Dudu"

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Leighton The Line

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

my housemates teams was called wings and fries albion but they got kicked out of powerleague for not paying their match fees so are looking for a pseud to come back under

straightola, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

kebab and chips rovers?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

cheapskates united

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

bounced czech republic

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

debitcard berbafraud

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Coffee's For Klose

i lol'd

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Bread of Hangeland

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Feed Me Now And Overmars

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Mexès midnight runners.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, 10 May 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Love Mido

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Rohan Rickroll'd

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Momo Sissoko, Down In Acapulco.

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link

A Game of Two Alves

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amaury Bischoff

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Aliadiere Tonight

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

You've Lost That Løvenkrands Feeling

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Bed, Bath & Behrami

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Nigel Hipsterburn

thread returns with bang

gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

chris kamara's infinite playlist

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lol you could also have iffy onuora's infinite playlist

the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Diego Tristán und Isolde.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Trabzonspor: Robots In Disguise
New Paths To Helsingborgs Part One
Alternate Route To Holker Street

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 5 July 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

nicked de boer of babylon for FFL purposes.

it's open again, btw

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Trabzonspor: Robots In Disguise

irl lol

My Slow Descent into Assholism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Diouf of Today

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

harsh dioufs

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Bramble Is More Goth Than You

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael McIndoe's Comedy Roadshow

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Police Academy 4 Citizens On Patrol 0
B.L.U. Leigh R.M.I.

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

B.L.U. Leigh R.M.I.

WBS should receive the opposite of suggest bans, whatever they are

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Saturday, 11 July 2009 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The slings and arrows of Marc-Antoine Fortune

don't even buy a fuckin hat (onimo), Saturday, 11 July 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Two Pontus Kaamarks And A Packet Of Crisps

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Sunday, 12 July 2009 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Pegguy Suicide

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Jim Arphexad

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Schillachi vs. Dragon Ninja

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

HIP-HOP SPECIAL:

LL Hadji Diouf
Snoop Doggy Freedman
Kool Moe Deepdale
Kevin Princess Superstar
Djourou The Damaja

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Djourou The Damaja

^^^^wow.

Jagger's Edge - 'Where The Poppage At' (ft. Nelly) (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Jon Obie Trice

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Jason Dozzell Rascal

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Sway Houghton

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Mark de Plies

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

El Hadj Proof

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Delph Tha Funkee Homosapien

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Chali 2Nil

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Aesop Roque Junior

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Brother Ally McCoist

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Van der Sar & The Roy Makaay

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Alan Wiley

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it true that Vordul got sonned by a wite kid after an SPL beef

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Sbragia Lazer

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

voroninja tunes

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Kevin Blackwellicious

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Dan Le Saux vs Scroobius Pippo Inzaghi

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Wichita Assistant Referee

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Vast Ayr United
Disposable Heroes of Hibernian

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Gone with the Windass

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Took Bodø/Glimt To Ideal Home Show

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Carl Zeiss Jentina

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Grasshopper Slick Rick

(I'm at work for another 40 minutes, just so you know)

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Ne-YoMansy Kamara

Susan Tully Blanchard (MPx4A), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Cryan Supa Crew

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Ralf Little Boots

Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Balaban Zoo

Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Harald "Tony, Toni, Toné" Schumacher

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Fahrenheit 4-5-1

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Handbags and Borussia Monchengladrags

Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Sizzla Krakow

Gertcha Armour (William Bloody Swygart), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Gannon Des Sources
Holidays Ingesson

It's Not Fair And I Think You're Robbie Keane (William Bloody Swygart), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lighten up, I Was Guus Hiddink

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:15 (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^^gold btw.

fruity gonzalo (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I Don't Want Your Friedel

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 30 August 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Bower aggressive!

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 30 August 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Crash Bang Wallop Darren Pitcher

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Zizou, joy of man's desiring.

BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Sunday, 6 September 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link

vg+

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 6 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

International Cuellar's Anthem

MPx4A, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd forgotten about this wonderful thread

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

You bastards.

Mirror Signal Malouda

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm stealing something off here for our team next week. We went with some Star Trek reference at Morbius' suggestion, which was fine and got a laugh and the bartender turned out to be a ST nerd so that worked out.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

History Maynor Figueroa

MPx4A, Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Three Days of Odonkor

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Why Do You Come Here? And Why-a-hy-a-hy-a-hy, Why Do You Hangeland?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Moussi In The Sky With Diamonds

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ballack rob
fat jo
pat nevin the dude
football & mjg

... ok i'm rubbish at this.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

last two pretty lol tbh

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Muzzy Izzet Wicked Not To Care?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

our pub quiz team name last night:

kathryn bigelow male gigolo

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 March 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Kitchens of Distin

MPx4A, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Van der Gouw Generator

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ariel ortega's honved grafite

nakhchivan, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Worst Witch Town

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 12 March 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

insane clown possebon
vladimir juggalović
etc

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

^g

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

How Grun Is Now
Raspberry Gerets
Please Mr Postiga
Diamanda Galatasaray

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I cannot tell which of these names are designed to be good.

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

viollet hansen geisha

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Glamrock Rovers

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

What a Riggott know?
These pink boots were made for walkin'
Hatem Ben Affleck and Lisandro Lopez in Gigli!

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Borussia Munchhausen

Michael B, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Maloney Loves Chaouchi

Sammo Hung Parliament (MPx4A), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Maloney? Never heard of him.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I Know Someone Who Knows Someone Who Knows Mike Magee Quite Well

Meowsy McDermott, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Climate of Gunter

MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lobster Altidore
Wes Craven's New Den

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, Where's My Answer?

serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, where's maxine carr?

voodoo sailor (ken c), Monday, 28 June 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Goal-line britz

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

john terry: cunt

voodoo sailor (ken c), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Cha Du-Ri and the Blockheads

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Athletic Bilbo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

daphne & celestine babayaro

nakhchivan, Thursday, 1 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

friend has named his ff team Pathetico Madrid and i thought it was good enough to post here.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

murtysomething

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Kitsoné

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Mancienne's Only Love Song

acoleuthic, Saturday, 2 October 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

quiz team aguilera.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Velvet Underground & Zico

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Shakhtar Donetsk 9/11

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

You Will Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Partick

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Distin Ain't Big Enough for The Both of Us

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Camacho Hour

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Thank God It's Not Chris Morris

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't Leave Me Alone With Herman Hreidarsson

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Something for the Girl With Etherington

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes Etherington

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Without Using Hans-Jörg Butt

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't Shoot Mido

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

There's No Such Thing as Dalian Atkinson

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Gamst In My Pants

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Gamst In My Pants = :)

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Never Turn Your Back On Motherwell

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

(There must be something that could be done with Plymouth =) Number One in Devon

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

When Hasan Met Salihamidzic

Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Balotelli Addicts

Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Natalie Portman's Poop (sadly, this one isn't even hypothetical)

O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Death Stalks John Halls

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Colin Todd Future Wolves Gang

oppet, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

chronicles of hiddink

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Heerenveen Again (On My Own)

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

A+

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Steve and the Family Stone

^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Krul and the Gang.

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

Saved By The Fellaini.

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

About Eboué

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Kompany Flow

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Hennessey and Brede

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Escape From Alcaraz

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

Fitz Of Fitz Hall

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

LuKakuta

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

The Shawcross Redemption

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

ahem

neuchâtel xanax (cozen), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

Kanu Dig It?

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

Theory of Darren Deadman

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 8 September 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Friedelivery

Chris, Monday, 26 September 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fear of Allbäck Planet

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

dont believe the hyppia

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

needle in de gea

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

<3

I Feel So Good I Can't Stand It! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

awesome!

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

pepe don't preach

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Needle and the Ramage Dunne

An indie musical aside, disregard if you’re a square (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

Blissett's Pointed Little Head

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

horse ebanks

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

bolt-on pun-derers

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

caulker the waghorn and flo it

one month passes...

Aston Villas Boas

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

aston villa

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

should rly remember to check this thread before inadvertently biting a post for a dn :/

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

jürgen klansman

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

50 Shades of Andy Gray.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 08:58 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray

have you not seen this?!

r|t|c, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

Well now I can never unsee it, so...

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Too Orangey for Kroos

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Graham Alexanderplatz

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

Grampus 8 My Hamster

Matt DC, Saturday, 6 October 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

PaRappa Mariappa

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

#EverydaySessegnon

like ed balls fans know what a gif is (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

ramage to catalonia

No results found for "churl sweatshirt" (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

Never topped my 2006 vintage Kabhi Kuqi, Kabhie Gamst.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 August 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the flowers of bruno martins indi rock womanhood

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

Rapp Payback (Victor Moses)

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 6 September 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

the tim flowers of indie rock womanhood

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 14 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Ocean Coloccini
Moseley Scholes

We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

No results found for "Wellfed Brony"

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 October 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Slow Lloris

Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

AST, indeed, today was the first time in ages that the lightning reflexes and surprising footspeed weren't on show

Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Reniform Pulis

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:58 (ten years ago) link

Kilbane and the High Roads
I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr Demel

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

El Ahmadi James

a solid one word retort congealed in the vaginal orifice you call (imago), Monday, 13 January 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Einsturzende Ray Houghton

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:09 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY

Bjornebye Alive

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 21 March 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

Bacuna Mata Ba

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

Climate of Gunter

― MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:51 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

late rep for this

nakhchivan, Saturday, 5 April 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

injury-feigning prick

halber mensch halber keks (imago), Saturday, 5 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Baresi Yatsura

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Saturday, 19 April 2014 08:05 (ten years ago) link

Kačaniklić? Yes You Can

cajunsunday, Saturday, 19 April 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

I Wanted Joe Hart

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:25 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Want to Burn Higuain

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Rhythm of Krul, T

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Haha, I'm Downing

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

You Never Niemi

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 18 July 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

brown ideye girls

ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 18 July 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Life, the Universe and Etherington

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm Not George Friend, Buddy

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Rhythm of Krul, T

de jong vorm huntelaar vlaar bods

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

thank you fellaini me be moyes elf agin

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:17 (nine years ago) link

bit too last year that

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link

Quiz Akabusi

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link

not even a footballer ffs

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

sportsman tho but

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

gooners never say die

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Vlaar! What Is It Good For?

Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link

Ditched 'lovren an elevator' in favour of 'FKA migs' for my team this season.

ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

This has been a nightmare transfer window for fresh puns.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

― ailsa

stolen for my FF team this year

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link

jo inge berget rien

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Thudd Meridian

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

notts county for old men

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

I Don't Mind Holding Hands, But Not In Front Of Kompany

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Badstubers on Yahoo Chess

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 6 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Mammary Sideboob

nakhchivan, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

Lukaku's Talking

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Torsten Frings I Hate About You

there can be only (onimo), Monday, 2 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

Return of Chamakh

paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Winner

paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Phil of The Neville Twins

cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

Vocal Frei

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A Wenger's Age of Nultron

yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

^ needs work

yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Mark David Champ Man

mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

We're Cool, Juergen Sommer

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link

Qarabag of Love

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

eder, fuckface

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

Memphis John O'Shea

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Midtjylland Stars

(based on BT Sport's pronunciation)

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Xhaka Can

pandemic, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Edelman, Luck, and Plummer

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Bolasie Come Home

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Onomah of the State.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

Rican Havoc

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Kantés To The Side.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

Bumping for the Euros.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

In Sane In De Bruyne

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

koeman feel the moyes

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season

or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league

salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link


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