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― mike hanle y, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh...I wish that ended up in a column like it looked when I posted it. Anyways, I feel like the Rickey Henderson of the group

― mike hanle y, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I will never be in that statscock! It hates my female ass because it changes email address every few months. hahah

― nathalie, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, you're fired! ;)

― Jeff W, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, you're mean! *cries*

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

look! 5th place! heh! how'd I manage that? (well, constant one line responses and...yeah, yeah I know, sorry) Thank you ILE, I post for you!

― jel --, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm, like, 18th.

― Graham, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm 11th, I am losing my grip on the statscock. TIGHTER!

― DG, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what about ILM? It takes ages to load the stats page!

― jel --, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm...has anyone independently verified that Ned actually has a job, rather than spending all his days posting to ILx?

― j.lu, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned is also made up of multiple lifeforms.

― bnw, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not on it anymore. :(

― nabisco%%, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I move in mysterious ways.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not spending enough time here - I'm not even on the leader board! I promise to try harder in the months to come.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Things like this make for the best station managers though.

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What is statscock and how do I check my rating?

― david h, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(david: statscock = statistics page for total number of posts, but you can't find out your score unless you've made over 970 posts from the same email address, or ask Tom or DG very nicely)

Statscock top 50:

― Graham, Saturday, 29 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

1 Ned Raggett 10278 [email protected] Ned Raggett's Web Locale
2 mark s 9744 [email protected] radio free narnia
3 N. 7749 [email protected]
4 Tom 6512 [email protected] Back In The Jug Agane
5 jel -- 6407 [email protected] positron
6 anthony easton 5940 [email protected]
7 Dan Perry 5719 [email protected] Grr...
8 Mike Hanle y 4557 [email protected]
9 Pete 4552 [email protected]
10 Emma 4481 [email protected]

God, Ned has written over 10000 ILE posts.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 October 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

God, N. has written over 7700 ILE posts

statscock tips: Edit the URL to board=0 to see for all boards combined. Stick "&showmost=true" on the URL to show everyone with more than ten posts,or "&showall=true" for all email addresses (those last two may generate a v.v. big page NB).

― Graham (graham), Monday, 21 October 2002 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

i maintain my run of fives!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 October 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

If Emma does not pull her statscock out then I fear the ILE top 10 will become a male-only preserve for the first time, which would be a great shame.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 October 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

If Emma has a statscock than I fear it already is. Though in the 30 day statscock we have done at number ten, and felicity, Di and Nicole in the top 20.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 21 October 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

10,000 plus. Jeez Louise. I believe it, but still!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 October 2002 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

10000 x even a 20 word average is 200000 words. Woo! Plus all your ILM dribblings.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 October 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Spewings might be more accurate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 October 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

why doesn't anyone talk about the statscock anymore? I love it! I'm always checking where I am in the table, feeling cheered when I've gone up the list and annoyed when I'm on the way down (even tho it's my fault for not posting enough - go figure) and AMAZED that N. has posted so much - does he ever sleep?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the stats Mark. I'm 4th on the all time list. I am up to 8856 posts now. It's a race between me and Dan to be the next to 10,000 posts.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope to be in the first ten to get to 10k too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I avoid the stats because they remind me of how little work I get done during the week...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I have wired ILE to my brain, Mark. Most of my posts are done in my sleep - I thought that was obvious.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 16 February 2003 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

Update on SArah McLusky's STATs!!!!
Last 30 Days: 711 (5)
EVER: 3320 (60)

Wow! SO terribly interesting! (What the hell were those 60 threads about?)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

cats and real estate

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm... I wouldn't be surprised if half of them were about cats. But I didn't start any about real estate. I mean, why talk about work at work? (except to complain)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

No, 'cats and real estate' is one topic. You started 60 threads about felines in the land development game.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I've had a good month!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Saturday, 26 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a new email so have to start all over again, just as I was in the mid seventies with a bullet.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 26 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Before Graham amalgamated posts from the same person under different emails, if asked. You could try Alan for the same, but it's possible he can't be bothered with such things.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, I thought I had accidentally hit my home button and went back to ETRADE for stock updates

damn People Soft

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 26 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not that bothered, to be honest.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

It does it automatically if you keep the same username. What I had do manually was assign addresses that had never been used with a username to one.

God Martin, stop posting when you don't know what you're talking about.

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 27 April 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

just for kicks have a look at a users list for one of the teensy boards like i love seattle. it's like a haiku, so refreshing

graham, if someone were to read this thread, they could easily come away with the feeling that you had been manually adding up people's different addresses. i'm sure martin meant no harm

― ron (ron), Monday, 28 April 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin is so vicious! He hits you with a flower hour after hour! Oh no!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 28 April 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

damn People Soft

We should start a thread on that.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 28 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

God Martin, stop posting when you don't know what you're talking about.

Good morning sunshine.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 28 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

If I post two more messages, I will overtake Sarah Mclusky and be in the TOP TEN (for the last 30 days at least) for the first time EVER!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

TAKE

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

THAT,

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

McLUSKY!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

MUNKIS 1 KITTIES 0

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I've fallen out of the Top 50 and I feel like I've been posting more now than usual ... WHICH MEANS YOU MENTALISTS NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE!!!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually Aaron, I was wondering where you'd gone! (hi!)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron posts in the I love Baseball thread to let us know how far ahead he is in fantasy baseball.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 May 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey guys!! I'll try to post more in the other threads.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 2 May 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, down to 15th! Wahoo!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh, I'm up to #5 on the month. Still 8th overall - it'll be at least a few months before I have any chance of improving that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

We can fight this war together, Nordicskillz! Kitties and monkies unite! Hurrah for monkey cats!
http://q.queso.com/images/sammie2.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh how my stats plummet! Why am I spending time with this new guy instead of with you all?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Answering your own question there, for shame. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

Okay I swear this didn't take me that long, and I always wanted to graph these out. download and enjoy.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

From which we learn that Ned posts a lot, but not as much as Ally!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly, it's not a whole history of the board. So nyah. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

until they give points for word count I find the statscock to be completely unrealistic

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it's true, I merely grabbed today's cock; posts in last 30 days. I wanted to see if it was logarithmic or what. the overall cock may be more telling.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't go mistaking the glans for the cock, now.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh. I thought that I'd have done more than 500-600 posts by now.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, how the hell did I get back into the top ten? I need to have an alarm or something going to smack me upside the head when that happens and make me get back to work.

(Maybe it was posts like this. I should only post posting about my posts from now on, and have the metaest cock of all.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(That doesn't say meatiest, Dan.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

what is wrong with the s.c.?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

It is completely buggered and has been for ages.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know where/what it is!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Am, you don't post for months and the most pressing thing you have to wonder about is the status of the statscock?

(that link's for you, gib)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

hi, amateurist!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Thanks!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

(Yes, hi, A! How is school, etc.?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

i thought perhaps someone was impersonating me and posting enough to reach the coveted #17 spot.

i am doing very good, thanks!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Only 3100 more posts until I beat jaymc!

Breathing down ya neck!

― giboyeux (skowly), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

When I stopped posting regularly about 6 months ago I was in the all-time top 10. I've now dropped down to no. 24, mercifully.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

391st. I can live with that.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 13 November 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

HISTORY ERASERED

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha it has me 7th right now. buuuullsheeit.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's only showing a Top 10.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Top ten is nice.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

im in it to win it.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

no I want the complete run down.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

I swear I've posted more than 42 posts today. And how is Ed above Ned?

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

ooh I'm at number 8!

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Scott started at least 5 threads on ILE lately, and it still says (1) in that column.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm number 1!!!!!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm top ten in Music, but there's more chart there!

xpost presum started the stat at lunchtime.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

could it be that the statscock is... wrong?!

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: Oh, yeah, that's probably it. K!

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

there is a time delay i think. I have asked at least two questions. I think I've asked four.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm thinking it's not very correct, yeah. Shouldn't the overall cock be the sum of all the minor cocks? (ahem)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php overall
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php?board=1 ILE
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php?board=2 ILM
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php?board=86 NOYZ

etc

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

up in five now, bitches.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

"all the minor cocks" is like the best song mott the hoople never wrote

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

So is it going to be called Stetscock when the new ILX code is enabled?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

gary glitter more like (xpost)

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

stopcock

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't that the Oasis compilation?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

The results seem like they might be a bit off? Or it's likely I'm just oblivious to most of the posts here because I only read/post about things like Nic Cage or Garfield or something ridiculous like that.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's top 15 now.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I only remember posting 3 times this week.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not even on there! Waaaaaaaaaah!

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

God, I just wish I could change my name.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

[email protected] (7614) [email protected]mon.co.uk (7177) ni[email protected]om (6229) ebros@netcomuk.co.uk (5517) [email protected]om (4525) [email protected]ard.edu (4134) garance8... (4058) pennyson... (3918) [email protected]k (3869) anth[email protected] (3309) rgreenfield@btinternet.com (3301) boy[email protected] (3225) ronan.fi[email protected].ie (2974) t[email protected] (2855)

-- mike hanle y (pennyson...) (webmail), June 28th, 2002 1:00 AM. (link)

I assume you lot get a shit load of spam thanks to this?

― onimo (onimo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, but gmail's got a good filter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

kate you can -- or i did anyway.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot. Been asking about this on the Mod board, but they can't replicate the problem, so I remain this until the end of time. :-(

Can't change any of my settings. Can't delete boards I don't want to read or change my website either.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

kate pls to check email

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Answered. Please do not post on any footie threads while you are logged in as me, please! ;-)

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I stopped caring about my hotmail account years ago! Though, I do get annoyed about getting e-cards from slimming websites, don't they know I'm a skinny wretch?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i get the spam i want and deserve

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I want the spam I get, I don't necessarily deserve it.

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm always getting these emails from this dude who gives 'dating' advice. It's all "you gotta treat them mean bro, forget what your mum told you about being gentleman". I don't know how I got on this list.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I get loads of "you have sexy babe and bad erec" messages.

half right, anyroad.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just get a lot of mail from Amos Zongo, whoever he is when he's at home.

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think one of my ILX enemies signed me up to SEXUALLY EXPLICIT

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Roffle at the idea of Stet posting on football threads (unless Madchen has converted him). Surely there are far worse things he could do as Fake Kate anyway?

Statscock is fuxored because I have started a thread and also it says I have posted only 21 times and I've posted like twice that on the Paul Le Guen thread alone.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ned is back at the top and all is well in the world.

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah.. 4294967295 posts wtf!

OK maybe Ned has made that many, but anyone else, I dunno.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

interger overflow being passed into more math? i'd like to see what is going on

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

boo i dropped... i knew this would happen when going to japan

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Back when this used to work, if you clicked 'show all users' (or 'show more users' or whatever it is) it would show pages and pages down to people with just ten posts. Then it froze in time. Then ILX died. Then ILX reappeared and everyone said "the statscock works again!". But when I click 'show all users' (or whatever) it never gets down to my name, it always stops at Ailsa, no matter how many posts she's made or what position she's in. Is this true for everyone, or is there a really weird bug that's targetting me?

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, everything stops with me. People beneath me are just, well, beneath me.

I get this too, but sort of assumed it was something unique to me since it was my name. Evidently not.

(I'd like to make it clear I haven't started 4294967294 threads, btw. Also, yeah, wtf with all you "yay it works" freaks. It totally doesn't. There's no way I've only made 155 posts on nu-ILX)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

you've made more than that just arguing with kate!

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

:-)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

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