rolling "dave zirin sons a sports writer/figure and my commie ass self-righteously otms him"

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we really should have an i love sports board, fwiw. this guy is the best

http://www.thenation.com/blogs/notion/535690/to_espn_s_bill_simmons_tiger_woods_is_not_muhammad_ali

jaded scorer (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

But that comparison is inspired compared to recent comments by "ESPN's The Sports Guy" Bill Simmons. Simmons wrote that Tiger Woods's return to golf from "sex addiction" would be tougher than Ali's return to the ring after being banished for opposing the war in Vietnam. Yes, for Simmons, Ali's efforts to resist the military draft are dwarfed in importance by Tiger's efforts to resist nookie.

His take on Simmons's statement has nothing to do with what Simmons wrote.

One can view Ali's actions as greater, more momentous, while simultaneously believing that Woods's return (from more trivial matters) will be more difficult. (This is a common problem with 'left-wing' critiques of popular media, it seems like - cf. Rosenbaum arguing that Mystic River championed vigilanteism.)

Zirin writes about the criticism Ali took during his exile from boxing and on his return - but those sportswriters (and the people they spoke to) already hated him for being who he was. Woods comes back to face a media, fanbase and corporate world that loved him above all.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

And Simmons is an easy target, the sports world Chuck Klosterman, but it's pretty hard to argue his love of boxing or Ali in particular.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm sure the Tiger Woods Reality Show feels bigger than anything Ali endured. But in the reality based community, the legend of the Champ only grows.

Seriously, you have to work really hard to find any implicit criticism of Ali in anything Zirin quotes Simmons as saying. Yeesh.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

simmons was probably wrong but it's so lol to see guys fall all over themselves try to son him on their blogs.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh simmons is a pretty easy target and his recent criticisms of jemele hill and paul shirley were much more fruitful, but dude functions as a great ombudsman for the sportswriting world imo and it's a niche that needs more prominence

jaded scorer (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

u also gotta separate a comment in a chat from an entire column.

the more i read of this guy he just seems like kind of a drag--like does he ever write about liking something?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

deadspin eviscerated simmons for his comparison too but i think he makes a valid point or two

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a pretty big simmons stan, but that was a dumb comparison - tiger will be fine a few months after the first Open he returns to. But it is just a tossed off chat comment, and probably not worthy of too much self-righteous recrimation.

Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

at the very least it's true that tiger's first tourney back is gonna be one of the most anticipated & frenzied sporting events of our lifetime

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah tossed-off chat comment is really the story here--it's a complicated idea and maybe he could actually back it up in expanded form. but it's like who cares that chat was three hours long and he answered dozens of messages.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

the more i read of this guy he just seems like kind of a drag--like does he ever write about liking something?

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 1, 2010 11:45 PM (13 minutes ago)

ha well this is my fault for posting all of his downer zingy articles here

jaded scorer (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the more i read of this guy he just seems like kind of a drag--like does he ever write about liking something?

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 1, 2010 11:45 PM (13 minutes ago)

this is how i feel about GREATEST AMERICAN SPORTSWRITER charles pierce

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

the first time I read that thread I read it as "self-righteously rims him"

Ballistic, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol nah kev i flip through his archives now and again too...just read one where he argues that sports need to accept that gender is a social construction (w/r/t that track athlete from south africa who got scrutinized and gender tested)--an idea which is uh complicated to say the least.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i was SHOCKED to find out that the best pierce can do nowadays is a little blog on boston.com that i've never seen in my life (nb i read boston.com every day). he is an awful these days.

btw does somebody think he is the g.a.s.?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

zirin is great, a thousand times better than bill simmons, fuck the h8rs

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

also have NO CLUE what any of this has to do with mystic river!?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

we really should have an i love sports board, fwiw. this guy is the best

― jaded scorer (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 03:07 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

America already has a ILBB, ILH and ILNFL? Although I'd be in favour of killing these for a more general ILS

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

also have NO CLUE what any of this has to do with mystic river!?

lefty misreadings based on preconceived ideas about the maker/work

I don't know anything else about Zirin, but the leaps here are nutty.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

dunno if thats really a 'lefty' thing? isnt that a pretty common fallacy?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

"Tiger's comeback is going to be the most fascinating running sports story of my lifetime. I really believe that. We only get a handful of truly transcendent athletes per lifetime, he's one of them, and yet, none of them have ever been tested this way. The only thing that comes close: When Ali returned from 4 years of boxing exile for refusing to serve in Vietnam."

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

dont think it takes a huge leap to read that and go o_O

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

like u said, "One can view Ali's actions as greater, more momentous, while simultaneously believing that Woods's return (from more trivial matters) will be more difficult." orrr one can believe that a comparison btw the two events is offensive on its very face

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's a pretty common fallacy that you see at NRO/etc. every day, but when it comes from lefty sources it annoys me more.

The leap there is that Zirin takes that statement and runs for a few hundred words on how Simmons doesn't think that Ali's exile and comeback were that big a deal, Tiger is a greater issue, etc.. Which is crap. Simmons never writes or says anything to that effect. ie "Yes, for Simmons, Ali's efforts to resist the military draft are dwarfed in importance by Tiger's efforts to resist nookie." - that simply isn't supportable with Simmons's own words. The unnecessary insults are just icing on the retarded rhetorical cake.

like u said, "One can view Ali's actions as greater, more momentous, while simultaneously believing that Woods's return (from more trivial matters) will be more difficult." orrr one can believe that a comparison btw the two events is offensive on its very face

Why? What's offensive?

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

one is the return from a principled religious stand and one is a return from a manufactured controversy?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"Yes, for Simmons, Ali's efforts to resist the military draft are dwarfed in importance by Tiger's efforts to resist nookie." - that simply isn't supportable with Simmons's own words.

i kind of think it is! he says the only thing that "comes close" to tigers comeback--i.e. the runner-up to tigers troubles--is ali coming back from being a religious objector

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

People (like Zirin) are conflating the reason for the hurdle with the height of the hurdle; Simmon's doesn't equate the backstories, only the size of the challenge ahead.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah and hes wrong to do so, and hes wrong on the merits

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

As long as you understand your talking apples v oranges, than okay.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i know its apples vs. oranges. does simmons?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

America already has a ILBB, ILH and ILNFL? Although I'd be in favour of killing these for a more general ILS

uh no, only one sport matters.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, he pretty clearly recognizes the difference in the situations. That's why he only compares the challenge of coming back.

Saying a comparison is offensive on it's face is pretty dumb, IMO. Either you can make the argument or you can't, and Simmons does so by restricting it to the 'height of the hurdle.' The criticisms Zirin can come up with are either generic ad hominem or have nothing to do with Simmons's words.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

must feel good to blow up the internet w/a single chat paragraph

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, he pretty clearly recognizes the difference in the situations. That's why he only compares the challenge of coming back.

Saying a comparison is offensive on it's face is pretty dumb, IMO. Either you can make the argument or you can't, and Simmons does so by restricting it to the 'height of the hurdle.' The criticisms Zirin can come up with are either generic ad hominem or have nothing to do with Simmons's words.

i think its ridiculous to pretend that you can "only compare the challenge of coming back"! the conditions of these athletes comebacks--i.e. the things that create the "challenge"--are dictated by the reasons for their departures.

why is it dumb to say a comparison is offensive on its face? we do this all the time--if someone says, "health-care reform is like naziism," a lot of people arent going to say, "well, because he restricted it to the fact that the nazis reformed german laws, and health-care reform reforms american laws, its inoffensive." its offensive on its face because it trivializes the historical importance of naziism!

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

irrc the thrust is tigers return is a lol hueg sports deal - omg biggest deal ever, hyperbole, sure - however, the point stands, crazy shitstorm

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean this is one of those things--we all make stupid, borderline offensive comparisons. and if simmons had been like "yeah thats not accurate" when he got called out on it, i dont think anyone would have cared. but not only did he dig in his heels when his commenters cried BS, he accused them of being misinformed about 'ali history' or whatever

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

"Tiger's comeback is going to be the most fascinating running sports story of my lifetime. I really believe that. We only get a handful of truly transcendent athletes per lifetime, he's one of them, and yet, none of them have ever been tested this way. The only thing that comes close: When Ali returned from 4 years of boxing exile for refusing to serve in Vietnam."

^^ i mean there are a number of ways to read this, but i read it as. "this is a huge sports story. no other athletes of tigers stature have been tested this way. the only athlete who comes close to having been tested this way is ali when he returned to boxing"

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

theres so much more media now - by weight his calculation is prob accurate

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

read zirins article for the counterargument

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean how many death threats is tiger getting u know?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont really want to do that

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

was tiger arrested? was his passport revoked? did the fbi tap tigers phone?

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Saying no act/event can be compared to the Nazis/Holocaust because doing so insults the memory and importance is pretty dumb too.

The conditions of their downfall play into the difficulty of the comeback, but nothing about that means you're comparing the causes or importance of those events. Nowhere does Simmons suggest that fucking porn stars and being a conscientous objector are equivalent acts. Only that Tiger faces the greatest difficulty in rebuilding his career since Ali.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

lots of people get death threats, its not imo that telling of a stat

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Saying no act/event can be compared to the Nazis/Holocaust because doing so insults the memory and importance is pretty dumb too.

whoa there buddy where did i say that? there are a lot of things that make for good comparison to naziism; health-care reform is not one of them. there are a lot of things that are good comparisons to alis stand and subsequent comeback; tiger woods is not one of them

The conditions of their downfall play into the difficulty of the comeback, but nothing about that means you're comparing the causes or importance of those events. Nowhere does Simmons suggest that fucking porn stars and being a conscientous objector are equivalent acts. Only that Tiger faces the greatest difficulty in rebuilding his career since Ali.

you are implicitly comparing the two acts if you are comparing their outcomes!

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

arent u supposed to be on your way to nepal

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

they have the internet there

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

death threats are not an officially recognized 'stat' anyway

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

this is great and all, but i just want to say:

America already has a ILBB, ILH and ILNFL? Although I'd be in favour of killing these for a more general ILS

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 9:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

NEVER

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yah srsly plz no bb in mah h&nfl

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

btw the interesting angle of the comparison that neither simmons or zirin explored is what it means for society that ali was taking a principled religious stand and tiger is at the center of a media-created shitstorm abuot who he has sex with.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

because in terms of difficulty of comeback, simmons might be right. i don't know, i wasn't there for ali.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

imo the point no one is considering is: tiger is a nerd who fucks skanky chicks and plays a boring sport so who cares

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean at least ali was cool

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

btw the interesting angle of the comparison that neither simmons or zirin explored is what it means for society that ali was taking a principled religious stand and tiger is at the center of a media-created shitstorm abuot who he has sex with.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:27 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think we should all thank god that bill simmons didnt take up the question of what it meant for society

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

or zirin for that matter

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

People (like Zirin) are conflating the reason for the hurdle with the height of the hurdle; Simmon's doesn't equate the backstories, only the size of the challenge ahead.

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:44 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

agree with this

noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

imo the point no one is considering is: tiger is a nerd who fucks skanky chicks and plays a boring sport so who cares

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actually now im imagining michael manns 'tiger' and its pretty awesome

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah fair enough max i guess i'm just saying there's material there.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

cant believe ppl are defending bill simmons dumb comparison

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Finding a comparison offensive before you even think about the merits is precisely that kind of 'this cannot be compared' nonsense IMO.

What sports events can we compare to Ali's comeback, max?

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

heres the thing! i thought about the merits! and it took me about 3 seconds!

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i disagree completely w/his opinion, but i will defend w/my life his right to troll the internet

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh i dunno if theres been anything quite as nationally impt in this country since that event? for a bunch of reasons obviously. but most athletes arent anywhere as to close to ali in terms of the willingness to take stands--its not a very common occurrence.

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

when they came for bill simmons I did not speak up

noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not defending his comparison in that i'm not sure simmons or zirin or any of us have the information to actually make it. but it could be made.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

in fact it was made

and it was dumb

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the lakers/celtics finals was kind of like world war II guys

noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

actually scratch that, it was more like star wars

noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

would be sweet imo if tiger came back in total beast mode, just all ftw

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lol what does beast mode look like, in golf

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

glowering, holes in one, menacing throat slashing gestures in phil mickelsons direction

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, i'm sold

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

cool lets make this happen, ill phone in a death threat asap

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

imma go cut letters out of the newspaper so i can glue them to a postcard

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

right on

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

oh boy

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100303

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol awesom

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

because in terms of difficulty of comeback, simmons might be right. i don't know, i wasn't there for ali.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:28 AM (Yesterday)

dude i'm drawing a pretty clear distinction between being thrown in jail & receiving death threats and going to fake rehab & coming back to a legion of adoring/forgiving sportswriters and other old white ppl

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah but that's not addressing the 'difficulty of coming back,' only the hardships of the falling out. again, reason for hurdle vs. height of hurdle

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

no i think it is, remind me again what the height of tiger's hurdle is? he's going to be embarassed for a few months, but he's NOT RECEIVING DEATH THREATS AND 90% OF SPORTSWRITERS ARE GOING TO BE SUCKING HIS DICK!

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

...

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't mean to internet yell but please tell me what tiger's "hurdle" is here? his self-imposed exile? his unnecessary fake "apologies"?

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

simmons most compelling point is the argument about "72/7" media culture, which i think is definitely tiger's biggest "hurdle" that no one before him (in the sports world) has really had to face. i think you're overrating the importance of sportswriters -- in the 'real world' the omnipresence of tmz/US weekly/people + 'real news' stations like cnn are going to be setting public opinion more than bob ryan

also another thing that i think is important in this equation is the nature of golf, which simmons touches on. there's no "crowd noise to drain out thoughts" or anything like that. it's lots of SILENCE, within extreme proximity to a mob of people and lots of idle time just standing around thinking

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah my initial reaction is that 'golf is a lot harder to excel in than boxing'

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

what is public opinion exactly? that he's a sleazeball? scary!

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean a large part of tiger's appeal to me has been how utterly consistent in his dominance he's been, imo golf is one of the hardest games in the world to be consistently good in, and to have performed at tiger's level for the past 15 years or w/e is utterly unimaginable to me. golf is probably the toughest of the sports to maintain your mental composure

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

public opinion = his legacy

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

and if you don't think that athletes are influenced by public opinion, then you're crazy

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

his legacy = a lot of money

goddamn jordan you're such a sportswriter about tiger

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lol iirc you and j0rdan actually share pretty similar opinions about tiger

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

udrc

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

are you trying to downplay the importance of tiger's legacy to tiger? i don't understand the idea that legacy is only important to old, fusty sportswriters

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

luv how simmons doubled down on this, anyone who spend enough time online will end up a troll

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

anything i've ever heard about him is how much he wants to over take nickalaus' record/be considered the greatest golfer ever

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I'm gonna remove my bookmark tbh before this ends up in the clusterfuck thread

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe switch to the indie dancing in denver? thread

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

again what is this "hurdle" he has to clear? people don't like him as much (vvvvv debatable btw)? does anyone actually think he shouldn't be allowed to play golf anymore?

xp jordan so what other course of action is there to repair his legacy than to go back out and start winning again? and because he cheated on his wife, does that make him a worse golfer? do even people who read sports illustrated think this?

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean to be real i don't think what simmons said is all that offensive, because as much as i love him he's a moron about a lot of things. but i can't believe we can't all just agree that what he said was wrong!

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

not "wrong" but RONG

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ur forgetting something

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw I will be very surprised if tiger wins anything at all this year

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the hearts of quasi whores everywhere

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't nearly enough about muhammed ali to say whether i think simmons is right or not, i just think he makes really good points about the nature of paparazzi & the nature of golf wrt tiger

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i think he is dumb but what else is new

max, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

kevin, your reaction appears rooted in one enormous mistake - that Simmons is comparing Ali 1967 to Tiger. He's not - he's comparing Ali 1970, who was making his comeback. Ali at that time was not "receiving death threats," and he had largely won his battle with the government. Ali's most difficult times as a fighter were years before his return (when he announced his membership in the NoI, renounced the name Cassius Clay and was widely despised) and years after (when his skills were in sharp decline).

Putting aside the social/turmoil issue, from a physical standpoint Ali was still in his boxing prime (28) and hadn't taken the physical punishment of boxing for over three years. Contrast to Tiger being on the way out of his golfing prime and coming back from a recent injury.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

if they fought right now tiger would win, think abt it

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"that Simmons is comparing Ali 1967 to Tiger. He's not - he's comparing Ali 1970,"

but isn't that unfair? isn't now (um) tiger's 1967? when ali was first barred from boxing, the road ahead probably looked far more difficult than tiger's does now.

Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

But Ali wasn't making a comeback in 1967.

It's a tough example because of that difference in time frames, and I don't even know that I'd agree with Simmons on the relative difficulty. But kevin's (and Zirin's) outrage is only justified if you try to believe that Ali's situation didn't change between '67 and '70, and if you believe that Simmons is comparing the causes of their exiles. That latter, at least, is demonstrably untrue.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Tiger Woods will walk into Augusta with a crowd cheering for him for the most part, he will play golf (a game where you stroll around in a park and hit things sometimes), and then he'll answer questions from the golfing press, one of the most sycophantic of all sporting presses. Then he will get a big check and go home.

Pretty tough stuff there.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

milo aside from you being an annoying libertarian all over the site recently tiger is not out of his prime, watch golf

polyphonic otm

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i am not outraged! neither zirin nor i caught feelings over what simmons said, we're just pointing out that it was a dumb thing to say and it was doubly retarded that he didn't take it back when called on it

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

milo aside from you being an annoying libertarian all over the site

lol

recently tiger is not out of his prime, watch golf

yeah, that's why I said he's exiting his prime - 34-year olds (in all sports, which I guess includes golf) if they have not begun their decline will do so soon.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think the hard thing for Tiger is to play, the hard thing is to play and be competitive and to win

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i could just point out that most golfers enter their primes in their mid-30s, but i don't see what it would matter

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Nicklaus's first and last major wins were separated by 24 years. Tiger Woods is in the 11th year of his pro career, and is in much better shape than Nicklaus ever was.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, but you also pointed out that I'm a libertarian, so your points are pretty suspect

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I know not your politics.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lol iirc you and j0rdan actually share pretty similar opinions about tiger

ur thinking of taylor swift here

(Head) (Lamp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

xp - after Nicklaus turned 34 he won four majors for the rest of his career. He was deeply past his prime (as in being largely irrelevant for winning majors) when he was 40.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

j0rdan and i share pretty similar opinions on EVERYTHING except for tiger woods

xp

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

both of you are basically saying "tiger needs to man up" itt

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

A golfer with 4 majors would be tied for the 19th-most in golf history, for what it's worth, and it's also how many Tiger needs to catch Jack.

I think he will get more than 4. Just a hunch!

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

no i dont think he can take the perez hilton posts, he definitely should retire

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Some golfers who have not even won 4 majors in their entire careers: Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh, Ernie Els, Padraig Harrington, Nick Price, Greg Norman...

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the most intriguing part of his whole comeback is whether or not someone in the gallery is gonna jeer him at a silent moment ("get in her hole!!") and whether that person will be beat out of consciousness by everyone else

btw the sports media is pissed at tiger for engineering the no-questions presser -- i wouldn't be surprised if they're tougher on him than yall are expecting

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Remember when Alex Rodriguez was going to be a huge distraction last year?

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i was going to mention that too, dude had an affair with MADONNA and no one gave a shit

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link

a-rod was a distraction for the first month of the season when he was hitting .220

also it's a weird thing to compare cuz a-rod was able to be overshadowed in the baseball world by the natural occurrences of the sport -- 30 other teams are playing pretty much every night, but with tiger golf coverage pretty much begins and ends with him. there is nothing to overshadow him.

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it's absurd to say that the first few weeks (if not longer) of tiger's return will not be a distraction to the sport

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

well i'm not a sportswriter so i'd never say anything would be a "distraction" with a straight face - there will be lots of media coverage for his first couple tournaments. if he plays well, it will subside

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Some golfers who have not even won 4 majors in their entire careers: Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh, Ernie Els, Padraig Harrington, Nick Price, Greg Norman...

So Tiger coming back and being on par with those guys wouldn't be an enormous step down?

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link

It would, but I think he'll win around eight more.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

charles pierce weighs in again

http://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/pierce/2010/03/again_with_the_history_thing.html

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

strongly considered getting a boston.com commenting account just to mock pierce, but not worth it

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

it's kind of a sadly anonymous blog...

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

like i said, i read boston.com daily and didn't even know about it until this simmons thing happened

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

yoooooooo

"I am again left to marvel how somebody can rise to a fairly prominent media position with no discernible insight or talent, save for an apparent ability to mix up a vast bowl of word salad very quickly." - Olbermann, today

sportsguy33 KO, please know the feeling is mutual. You're my worst case scenario for my career in 12 yrs: a pious, unlikable blowhard who lives alone.

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

HOO!

ice cr?m, Friday, 5 March 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

d-d-d-daaaaaaaamn

sbing is the only love (Lamp), Friday, 5 March 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

a-rod was a distraction for the first month of the season when he was hitting .220

this is not even true btw. yanks had a 10 game win streak w/in a wk of him coming back

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 March 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

it might distract the sport some but i agree the golf reporters/broadcasters are gonna treat him v. softly

when they 1st announced he was making that "statement" @ pga hq i heard it referred to abt 4 times in promos as his 1st public statement since his 1-car accident, no elaboration of any cheating, etc

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 March 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

^during golf coverage i mean

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 March 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

And Simmons is an easy target, the sports world Chuck Klosterman, but it's pretty hard to argue his love of boxing or Ali in particular.

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 3:20 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Simmons doesn't know shit about boxing. He knows basketball, some football and baseball (the Red Sox, mostly).

With boxing he's a dilettante and should really just shut the fuck up most of the time.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Case in point, his ridiculous "last great fight" article re: Mayweather-De La Hoya.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Putting aside the social/turmoil issue, from a physical standpoint Ali was still in his boxing prime (28) and hadn't taken the physical punishment of boxing for over three years. Contrast to Tiger being on the way out of his golfing prime and coming back from a recent injury.

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z)

Ali hadn't sparred in years, had gotten fat, lost a dramatic amount of his speed. And he was going to have to go 15 rounds with Joe fucking Frazier.

Tiger has a sore knee. Give me a fucking break.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link

yo I know I'm late to the party but what makes me maddest about all this is Simmons reaching for the tenuous Ali connection when there is an infinitely more reasonable comparison available in the form of 2003 Kobe Bryant

some pretty girls make bigger graves than others (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

xp - except Ali didn't fight Frazier right away.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

otm http://www.thenation.com/blog/164638/nba-players-welcome-99-percent

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

^ absolutely fucking OTM.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

i was otm on this thread

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

mystic river was a horrible movie max

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny that charlie pierce now writes for bill simmons' website

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

that's a good piece by zirin. it's shameful that public sentiment isn't with the players.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

i think people already think the players are spoiled babies and they dont really know who the owners are is the dynamic at work here

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

seems like the owners successfully convinced everyone that the league is not profitable while there was absolutely no way to do that with the nfl.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

why is it that "the public" gets all up in arms about athletes getting paid but not about like movie stars? is it that hollywood is seen as more of a business than ml sports? or is it about the fact that most americans played sports as kids?

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

its because of racism

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol, duh, cant believe i forgot about america

max, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

i bet most people don't even really know how much movie stars make beyond "a lot"! whereas if you follow a team closely there's a good chance you know the salaries of most of the ppl on that team.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

also racism

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

is it about the fact that most americans played sports as kids?

Have you ever heard a sportstalk radio caller wail "I'd play for free!" NO ONE WOULD WATCH YOU.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

funny enough, the contract numbers for upper echelon sports stars are probably the closest to a purely honest market outcome in compensation you could find among rich people

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

true!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

im all for the players getting all the money, theyre the ones who play the basketball

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

what ceo would settle for a few dozen million over 5 or so years? peanuts?

what owner would settle for any return that depended on his youth and physical health? ridiculous

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

good piece -- glad to see that brendan fraser is getting work still

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.thenation.com/blog/168311/why-we-should-all-root-miami-heat#

am0n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

zirin's an idiot

am0n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

“Rooting for” is not “voting for,”

It's not?! But Zirin expressly said that it was!

Perkins' misapprehension of Zirin's piece strikes me as willful (and embarrassing).

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

from the comments:

I find it odd that Zirin left out the equally despicable ownership of the Heat. The American Airlines Arena the Heat play in is owned by Miami County. The Heat pay zero rent to use the arena and several politicians have publicly lambasted the deal that created this illogical arrangement. Basically, Heat majority owner Micky Arison used his dough to influence decision makers and push the deal through at the expense of the taxyers who funded the arena's construction.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

OK, that's definitely an important point, and Zirin (and Perkins) should have made it.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

ha curmudgeon just posted what i was gonna post

am0n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

When Miami Heat owner Micky Arison struck a deal with Miami-Dade County to build the $213 million American Airlines Arena in 1997, he was supposed to return 40 percent of all profits beyond $14 million to the county. It was deemed a fair exchange for the $38 million worth of land and the $6.4 million annual subsidy (through 2027) he received for the new stadium.
But according to the Miami New Times, Arison has yet to return a single penny to the county – even after the arrival of LeBron James and Chris Bosh propelled the Heat to the NBA finals and the arena to a record $60 million in revenue last year.
That’s because Arison reported expenses of $47.8 million at the arena, $12 million of which came from “depreciation and amortization.” Even though revenues rose $15 million in 2011, team profits still couldn’t surpass the $14 million threshold.
The New Times speculates that Arison is using accounting tricks to ensure that profits don’t exceed $14 million, and he never has to share any of his winnings with the taxpayers that built his arena. [Miami New Times]

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

While Bennett said all the right things about keeping the Sonics in Seattle, a team executive dinner on September 9, 2006, tells you all you need to know about the man and his motives. On that fine evening, the Sonics management, all held over from the previous ownership regime, all Pacific Northwesters, gathered in Oklahoma to meet the new boss. Bennett made sure they were sent to a top restaurant, and picked up the bill. As the Seattle execs sat down, four plates of a deep fried appetizer were put on the table. After filling their mouths with the crispy goodness, one asked the waitress what this curious dish with a nutty flavor actually was. It was lamb testicles. Bennett laughed at their discomfort and the message was clear: the Sonics could eat his balls. (See Sonicsgate.com for a full accounting of this theft.)

didnt know mr. t was a minority owner of the thunder

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

Wow.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Does Zirin not know who Aubrey McClendon is? Probably no CEO has gotten more bad press the last few months and he doesn't mention any of it. Or the fact that he funded the Swift Boat ads. etc etc.

boxall, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

The American Airlines Arena the Heat play in is owned by Miami County. The Heat pay zero rent to use the arena and several politicians have publicly lambasted the deal that created this illogical arrangement. Basically, Heat majority owner Micky Arison used his dough to influence decision makers and push the deal through at the expense of the taxyers who funded the arena's construction.

― curmudgeon, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 12:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i have no idea if mickey arison is a good/bad person, but this is how every single stadium in america comes to fruition. pretty unremarkable, especially compared to bennett/mclendon.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really think that people should choose their rooting interests based on the politics or actions of a team's owner because almost all of them are shitty rich bastards. but the OKC owner are a special type of shitty rich bastard, so it adds a silver lining to any misfortune that the team should experience.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, although Wiki says there are some who hold Arison, the Carnival cruise line owner, and one of the wealthiest men in the world, responsible for that cruise ship that crashed in Italy killing 32 people.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link


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